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>WHAT IS HELLDIVERS 2?
HELLDIVERS 2 is a 2024 crossplay, co-op, squad-based, PvE 3rd person shooter for PC, PS5 and XBox Series X/S where players fight against hordes of alien insects, robots and squids to Spread Democracy™. Players wage war on a number of contested planets, each with a different environment, completing as many objectives as possible in a procedurally generated level while constrained by a time limit. With enough successful operations, a planet can be defended or liberated, and the player base must cooperate to try to liberate the entire galaxy by focusing and combining their efforts as much as possible.
https://store.steampowered.com/app/553850/HELLDIVERS_2/
https://www.playstation.com/en-us/games/helldivers-2/
https://www.xbox.com/en-us/games/store/helldivers-2/9mx9wn9dfpgt

>WHAT ABOUT THE FIRST HELLDIVERS GAME?
Released in 2015 for PC, PS3/4 and PS Vita, the original HELLDIVERS is a shared screen top-down shooter in the same setting. Its mechanics were based primarily on Arrowhead's first game, Magicka.
https://store.steampowered.com/app/394510/HELLDIVERS_Dive_Harder_Edition/
https://www.playstation.com/en-us/games/helldivers/

>LOBBY HOSTING
https://files.catbox.moe/83ixkr.png
>MODDING
https://files.catbox.moe/c81ogo.png

>INFORMATION RESOURCES
https://helldivers.wiki.gg/
https://helldiverscompanion.com/
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/u/0/d/1xA_wuSuV6NORqUCt1aZ203raG4HuUJ85btqmn0ld56U/htmlview

>MAJOR NEWS
Jul 02 Warbond Token https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/516339785321679794
Jul 03 XBox release Aug 26 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nTs9VDm4KAU
Jul 17 Control Group https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L8FKZG2lPBw
>LATEST PATCHES
Jul 16 1.003.201
https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/516341688493408284
Aug 05 01.003.202
https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/516342955916658905

first for ORC still sucks

another botGOD victory, bugniggers could never

here we go

I absolute love driving the FRV on Bugs.

>>534897830
hurr durrr

>>534897880
I do too but it unironically makes them Easier than they already were

>>534898001
I disagree. It makes it harder because people keep FFing one another while inside the damn vehicle. Far too many helldivers do not have the requisite situational awareness to be gunning out of the FRV from the passenger seats.

um... threadshitterbros? the MO looks to be on course at 114%? I thought botniggers were supposed to fail the MO???

>>534898348
sounds like skill issue

>>534898348
sounds like a skill issue

Predict tomorrow's patch!

>>534898493
China saves the day yet again

angled + flash hider feels better than vertical + compensator. I will thoroughly reject evidence to the contrary

>all MO objectives complete with a full day to spare

Here comes 3 simultaneous level 80 invasions

>>534898808
compensator looks cooler

>>534898920
muzzle brake looks cooler than both

melee weapons should have block/parry and stagger

>>534899256
you stupid fags ruined space marine 2 with parryslop fuck off

>>534899256
you could give them 100 years and infinite money and they wouldn't be able to implement a functioning parry system

There will be no patch

i wish hunters couldnt teleport

>>534899425
make melee useful then

>>534898808
The barrel attachments looks ass on weapon paints outside of default (unpainted chrome) and urban (which actually paints the barrel AND the attachment)

Also they ruin the Reprimand's aesthetic since they all remove the whole muzzle guard thing it has.

>>534898674
37 hour mo-capped unskippable sex scene with the robutt

>>534899537
very undemocratic post

please consider: the plas-39 should have either heavy pen or 5 shots per mag

>>534899256
your ballistic shield?

>>534899505
can't be done
truth is they never belonged in this game

>>534899676
>hit by random attack
>evaporates
it's bullshit

>>534899829
anon, it has a health gauge, you can see it in the same spot you see the status of all your backpacks

>>534899505
NO. Melee is SUPPOSED to be a JOKE. You are a regular man fighting 8 foot tall killer bugs and steel fucking robots that are physically superior to you in nearly every respect. You should not be able to even stun them with a rifle butt. You are given overpowered GUNS and BOMBS to deal with them, USE THEM.

>>534899829
why don't we simply pick up one of the quintillion indestructible heavy dev shields and copy that?

>>534900025
umm saar
realism for thee, not for me

>>534899987
>GUNS and BOMBS
good advice but the average heckdumper would rather use lasers and other DBZ bullshit including melee

>>534899537
After marriage of course. Every diver gets their own robutt.

>>534899987
>physically superior to you in nearly every respect

You now remember the Illuminate exist

Driving a manual car irl is easier than driving the FRV

>>534900307
I'd rather not have an AI gen cancerslop in my home kthx

>>534900412
I wish I didnt.

Femdommed by physically superior robutt gf...

name 6 illuminate

>>534898808
You can work around Angled Foregrip with ADS and recoil reduction armor. And depending on the existing recoil on the weapon, sometimes reducing horizontal recoil can be more beneficial than vertical.

I've found that as long as ergonomics is around 45 or higher, it doesn't really matter. Angled Foregrip is only actually good if the weapon has dogshit handling to begin with (Eruptor) or the recoil doesn't matter (e.g. the weapon has low rate of fire and/or is a shotgun)

You now remember enemies got nerfed to utter uselessness for reddit karma.

Ejaculation inside robutts womb!

>>534900582
Sir I come home after WORK to my BITCH WIFE and have ONE HOUR on the PLAYSTATION so I demand to play D10 and be SUPERMAN

>>534900518
uhhh overseer
elevated overseer
mortar overseer
Jackie ChanFUCK

>>534900618
DO-NUT

botnigger MO victory gucci chimpout

>>534900518
Overseer
Elevated Overseer
Crescent Overseer
My wife
His wife
Your wife

>>534899425
HARD agree goddamn, I used to play SM1 somewhat competitively during covid and the stun/melee dichotomy of combos was so much deeper than this fucking parry bs. It's literally a useless mechanic in MP.

I BELIEVE IN SQUID SUPERIORITY
!

>>534900618
I beg you, please use better loras than this

>>534900497
Servo assisted robutt sex...

>>534900927
you're replying to the AIsloppa cuckold, he has no sense of aesthetics whatsoever

>>534900618
Im still waiting to see her tits

>>534901074
Slop is still slop but it can be less shit than this

>>534900683
https://files.catbox.moe/6sjzns.mp4

Apemen faction

Heavy caste system
Religious & hates freedom
"Young" race
Dino riders & organic tech
Speed & maneuvering is their advantage. They will move fast to make you want a vehicle or Jetpack, running on foot is a bad idea
Bots are artificial red & black
Bugs are dieased yellow & green
Illuminate are glowing white & purple
Apemen are primal orange & blue

>Monkeys with guns
>Gorillas with melee weapons or big guns
>Baboon cavalry
>Chimp leaders
>big quadraped beasts with artillery strapped to gondolas

They reinforce by dropping like a large ship like a hellpod. It slams into the ground & they run out of it as a group. It drops slow & kind of like a meteor. If you can damage it while it drops it will rip apart in the air instead of slamming down.

Unique objective would be burning their sacred trees

>Kettenkrad Motorbike!
>cowboy hat helmet. Seriously how did they miss this one?
>mirrored polished chrome armor that buffs lasers & looks sexy, one comes in silver one comes in gold
>Corpo sponsor armor with Permacure & other corp stickers all over it
>laser SMG (Tanto)
>laser Shotgun (Trident)
>laser marksman rifle (Hammer)
>laser machinegun (Scimitar)

Occult Science Warbond
>Illuminate inspired cultist armor. A glowing third eye, tentacles themes, hooded helmet
>energy rifle that has a melee staff mode
>blue fireball sidearm
>blackhole grenades
>defensive mini monolith tower that scrambles nearby enemies

Big Bughunter Warbond
>Pith helmet
>Pantaloon armor
>Bile Acid Grenade
>Poison/Acid DoT Machete

Botbreaker
>Hulk Pyro Exosuit
>flaming chainsaw
>chicken strider rocket pack
>brutalistic blocky armor
>emplacement that has a bot turretgun

If these arent strong enough to be their own warbond maybe make it one alien per page of a three page warbond

Three new voices!!!!
>cute (Robotics Bay) analytical girl who talks to you when you drop support weapons & such

>cute (Engineering Bay) mechanic girl who talks to you when you drop vehicles & such

>cute (Orbitalsl Cannons) posh french lady who talks to you when you use Orbital Strats

Laser autism
>Laser recon buggy
>laser exosuit
>Ice Lasers
>Lava Lasers
>lasre sabre
>laser mine
>laser disco grenade
>laser wire/gate
>lavagun strat
>laser barrage strat
>laser swipe strat that just cooks a wide area in one direction like the stingray

I feel bad that you typed all that because I'm not going to read it

>xe thinks therevwill ever be any major content patches ever again
How innocent you are little got

still not reading all that
stealth & sniper warbond should be next as to augment solo play in a dying/dead game

>>534901074
>doesn't recognize 4chan timecode filenames
it's not the original sloppa, it's a reposter

>>534901776
>i downloaded the script that lets you anonymize filenames
ok

content doko

Remember those babes in Duke Nukem? The ones in that giant alien hive?
What if that, but Helldivers.

>4 overlapping jammers
oh yeah, it's bot divin time

Why would you even waste the effort typing all that shit out? There is not going to be a 4th faction. There is no more room on the galactic map and all the archetypes have been filled. Not to mention we knew we were getting squids and it still took them a year to drop. 4 months later they barely have a constellation worth mentioning and are still a fucking mess of a faction. They are not going to waste a metric retard load of resources and time to make yet another faction when they still haven't fleshed out the 3 they got.

>>534901554
Here me out. Stealth Warbond backpack
>It's a cardboard box.

>>534902534
>Why would you even waste the effort typing all that shit out?
Why would you even waste the effort typing all that shit out?

Cultists on Xbox release.

>4 overlapping jammers
oh yeah, it's bot divin time

>>534902629
Squids will open a portal and the covenant will invade us

>>534902534
>fleshed
heh

>>534902684
god what an amazing map seed

>>534902534
Cause hope is the fire than needs no fuel
>>534901554
Feel free to ignore. I would like a stealth warbond too. Maybe with a marksman laser rifle that's basically a Big Talon
>>534901470
Don't worry, I just copypaste
>>534901513
If you dont dream of what can be how can you achieve it? I spammed a ceremony armor, a blue super earth cape, & a sabre & i got that. So im gonna keep pushing for more

>>534902684
I once got three or four jammers on a Blitz. Whole team ran it with no fucking strats & no reinforces. Sky raining down bots gunships.


We won too

>>534903009
the best experiences I've ever had in this game have always been overlapping multi-jammer assaults, usually with an additional objective inbetween them. anyone who complains about jammers or wants ways to destroy them without needing to assault through them can and should go play a different game

Are >we expecting anything significant for Xbax release?
Cultists?
Glooming?
Surely they won't drop the ball THIS TIME, right?

Explain why having a community market for weapon skins is a bad idea.

>>534901289
>>534901401
I don't want these things to be added to the game. I want more generic black and yellow armors that I can mix and match with the B-01 Tactical set and I want new conventional ballistic weapons that don't have any niches except vaguely resembling irl firearms that I have a particular fondness for aesthetically.

>>534903332
Someone will eventually make a skin that I personally do not like, and with enough votes, it could be added to the game.

What are they doing here?

>>534903320
Considering how much advanced notice they gave, and the leaks, I'd guess we're getting something along the lines of the original illuminate drop:
>bunch of cultist illuminate units
>APC release
>maybe some new biomes
>coinciding (roughly) with a warbond

>>534903320
Im guessing Gloom dives. We seem to be gearing up for a big Gloom expedition, which might (((((MIGHT))))) mean Hivelords and stuff.
However, the Illuminate have gotten two(2) major updates dedicated to them. So one more for cultists wouldnt hurt

>>534903540
Mirin'

>>534903629
>>534903667
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK cultists please for the love of god if they expand the Illuminate any further, let it be ACTUAL Illuminate and not more fucking humans/zombies.

>>534903540
Mirin' all the hot terminid babes

>>534903775
cultists are actual illuminate

>>534903506
But what of all the skins you would love and could possibly make money on?

>>534904003
>But what of all the skins you would love
I don't need anything but Helldiver grey
>and could possibly make money on?
The notion of making money on weapon skins perplexes and disgusts me, it seems very low brow and I want nothing to do with it

>>534904134
>i dont understand basic economic concepts and im too stupid to get into it so im just gonna say its all bullshit
you probably think the stock market is gambling too dont you.

AIIIEEEE COMMANDER-CHAN STOP CALLING OVER YOUR FRIENDS MY DICK'S SHOOTING ROPES

if helldivers are supposed to be super soldiers then why do they start crawling and instantly drown when subjected to waist-deep water

>>534904364
You misunderstand me, anon. I understand the economics of it just fine, and I don't dismiss it as bullshit. I'm sure there's plenty of money to be made, I just don't want anything to do with it because it's low class behaviour. A bit like a tramp collecting bottles. Sure, it makes him some money, but I don't want to do it because I'm not a tramp.

>>534904760
Let's see you try to swim when you're bogged down by heavy armor and gear, and you don't have all that fat in your ass to help you float.

>>534904760
Super Earth is of an ethnicity that cannot swim. You can see this when you wear armor that shows skin.

>>534904851
waist-deep water

>>534904521
Sorry bub, every one of her warriors is going to get a turn and you're gonna like it.

>>534903131
I kinda wish there was a jammer experience equivalent on bugs & squids.

I dont me I want bugs to have jammers. I mean, I want bugs to have a objective that felt as thrilling. Like, stalker nests & shrieked nests just make me get frustrated. Not thrilled.

>>534905121
spore spewers if it's actually thick and can't just be blown up across the map

>>534903403
I can't tell if this is you being sarcastic or not because I know there are real people who feel this way & I hate them

>>534905218
I am being entirely sincere. I want more guns and gear that I can mix and match to make LARP loadouts.

>>534905173
Those are easy to drop a red on & forget about.

I think its the multistage approach to it. First you charge the jammer. Then you hit the terminal, only after that is done can you blow it up. 90% of objectives can be solved with a 500kg. Maybe shooting eggs is close. It's very thematic & takes more brainpower than just tossing a red (sometimes)

i keep encountering these weird bugged bug holes that have like 10x as much hp as normal ones and take a dozen grenades to destroy
does that ever happen to you guys?

>>534905650
the demo force 20 hitbox is deeper
the video has the guy hitting the outside of the hole that has a demo force 40 hitbox

>>534902385
keep this little shit in erg but props for having a more heterosexual general going here

She got me. That fucking bile titan boomed me.
sound: https://files.catbox.moe/7twsco.webm

>>534905650
>bugged
>literally a bug corpse on a hole blocking the vital point
bug diver IQs...

>>534905650
looks like you're hitting the hive guard corpse and not actually getting the explosion in there

>>534906029
>>534906056
anon, I...

>>534905650
HOLD THE LINE HIVE GUARD-CHAN! PROTECT THE LITTLE ONES!

>>534906029
>BUGGED

>>534906081
>>534906117

>>534905650
>

>>534905650
wtf vro it was my turn ot post engagement bait

>>534905650
I feel sorry for your gurlfri2j8wrend

>>534905306
Gross

I've been running into a lot of fucked up invisible terrain hitboxes and unclimbable terrain that should be climbable. Feels like it's getting worse over time too.

>>534906852
the game shits its pants hard(er) if you don't stay close to the host now
it's their way to emulate hd1

>>534903629
>bunch of cultist illuminate units
>APC release
>maybe some new biomes
fucking LOL

>>534906358
i just dont know what im doing wrong bros

>>534907698
Back to training, soldier.

>check MO status
>the objective that was going to take us 6 weeks to finish is going to be finished in 18 minutes
erm what the sweden

>>534907698
Just keep mag dumping bro, you'll get it.

>>534907698
yeah you ran into the reinforced bug holes that have extra hp, they only spawn on gloom bug maps. have to use something with higher demolition force like a eagle 500kg or ultimatum explosion like you saw at the end there

>>534907848
We have two rail cannons gifted by Joel, so you can get three at once lol

>>534907698
They just have a lot of HP
those guys one shotting it are just cheaters with modified splash dmg to MYSTERIOUSLY oneshot it
as soon as you turn off crossplay on console those holes are SUDDENTLY super hard to close, curious isnt it

>>534907848
China.

>>534907848
AH can't be bothered to write up something about failing the ORC but succeeding in everything else for the in-game news so they're making it piss easy+ghosting the numbers.

>>534900618
Full pic please

I'm not going to lie, giving everyone a ridiculous amount of railcannon shots instead of just arbitrarily lowering the amount of troopers that needed to be killed, is actually a really good call on their part.

>>534907848
Ive been running bots with three railcannons & not using my other weapons as a challenge.

>>534898674
Sex update!

Someone please tell me what the fuck you giys mean but "cultist" squids? They're already the Illuninate Cult as opposed to the Empire they were in HG1. Are you gonna ask for Botbots next?

>>534905650
Exquisite bait. 8/8.

The "bots" fear death. Thus they are brains in jars.

>>534893046
I beliebe….
>>534901289
I’d rather have treant nature enemies than monkeys if the game is going for fantasy mode rather than sci-fi.
Realistically I think if another faction ever ever, it will just be a for honor mode where you play defectors, or possibly a “evolve” scenario where you possess enemies and hunt the regular divers

>Super Earth was always capable of arming their fleet with this amount of railcannon strikes, even during the ayy lmao invasion, but decided to only use it now to put the fear of Democracy into the commiebots instead of defending Earth and humanity from absolute destruction.
I don't know whether to call high command retards or Chads.

>>534899256
Just fucking let me pull it out faster and do some god damn damage. Oh and if it stuns something, don't knock it a mile away I want to hit it again.

>>534909187
>orbitals inna big city
>Repositioning: 0:26
I wouldn't have even if it was given for free.

>MO ended, so players incentivized to play MOs and then play their faction of choice during the offtime are going to go do just that.
>Still only 750 players on squid front.
If this game was released with just this faction it would be almost as dead as FBC: Firebreak.

>>534909083
I almost leaned that way myself. But every evenly is just a popular scifi thing, mixed with a popular war. So that's what I did. But I did give them organic tech & sacred trees because I want them to kinda have a weird tree religion.

>D3
>full team with 3 raillcannons
>servo assisted
>spending 40 mins lobing tungsten slugs at mach fuck you
>emoting between shots
ngl, i was having a prety good time
Also 3 raillcanons is pretty fun on D10, gonna miss them when they're gone

>>534909378
And robots do not fear death because they are not alive in the first place.

>>534908506
I knew this was going to be the best MO ever

THATS 1% MORE THAN LAST TIME! SQUIDS ARE SAVED!!!

baskinator is a fat tranny which makes anything it says the opposite of true

>Enemy friendly fire doesn't really hurt each other because a 35 damage projectile (bot trooper shots) doesn't really mean much to a 750 hitpoint devastator
>Helldivers can only take at most 4-7 hits depending on their armor but can take out said 750 hitpoints devastator within 10 shots, less with weakspot hits
>Also kills each other with friendly fire in 1-3 hits

Helldiver armor being shit but their weapons super deadly is canon

Rail cannon is gonna be buffed in the T6 ship upgrade.

>>534909429
Im playing squids to get better with them. Bits are solved. Bugs are solved. Squids are complex. A swarm of endless fucking voteless needing to be put in check, roaming watchers to put your ass on blast. & Overseers that are tanky but in a way that you cant just bring antitank. Now we have flying units that you can really only shoot down in key windows. And the fucking UFOs take more effort to kill than bugs & bots too.

>>534909187
>spend more money making random cyberstanny sand clankers shit their pants than defending their home country

Man where have I heard that before.

>>534909378
They call them Automatons to dehumanize them & to cover up that we didnt get all the cyborgs the first time

>>534909820
It's really satisfying when you get them down. They all have a counter in your kit, and it's fresh from the shit other factions have to hard counter them.

>>534908506
>players that don't give a shit about the kill quota MO get an increasingly irresponsibly massive amount of railcannon shells to spit out at anything that moves on higher difficulties
>players that do give a shit can actually feasibly accomplish the kill quota of the MO with the sheer volume of them to throw around in trivials
>possibly produces lots of data metrics for operational research into where these railcannon shells were used that could tell them something or other
>gives them an obvious affirmative from the playerbase that railcannon strike having a shorter cooldown than standard even to a potentially absurd degree feels good
it was probably completely accidental on Joel's part that he did good but if it wasn't it was clever in a brutish sort of way

>>534909936
>cover up that we didnt get all the cyborgs the first time
Everyone knew the cyborgs were enslaved. This wasnt a secret.

Only bots I care about are robutts

>were gonna get rail cannon buffed after this MO guys just wait
>Meanwhile the jet pack that sat in fucking limbo for like half a year after dark fluid pack, the most fun shit ever, dropped

>>534902915
>marksman laser rifle that's basically a Big Talon
Harpy my beloved

>>534909936
I think it's a two way street. The bots are likely so transhumanist that they consider themselves robots too, and would prefer to be seen as that. It's why I call them brains in jars, because calling them out as humans larping as robots is offensive to them.

>>534909936
proof that the human brain can convince itself to believe almost anything

>>534908506
>Make MO to test how everyone kills heavies
>Make MO to bench mark the rail cannon
>Can compare how fast and efficiently people killed heavies with their base weapons to an auto aiming rail cannon

Worst part is that a lot of blues still outperform 30 second rail cannon.

>>534909820
>Squids are complex.
You have got to be kidding. They're a league less complex than the rest. You don't need the slightest bit of brains or tactics to clean house with illuminate, just an autocannon in flak mode.

>>534910304
>test
anon, I...

>>534909936
>cover up that we didnt get all the cyborgs the first time
But Super Earth literally announced to everyone that they were sending the Cyborgs into the mines for character-building hard labor? There wasn't any sort of cover up at all.

>>534910347
>Not even posting wasp the real brain rot

If the robots aren't cyborgs I suppose the bioprocessors are just diesel farms? In an age where we got perfect magical infinite batteries and ftl space fuel no less.

>>534910401
hot

>>534910401
WTF is this vore

I refuse to believe people don't auto pick muscle enhancer on bot conquered city biomes. There is way too many patches of oil spills and mud all over the place on those maps that makes traversing them without muscle booster a fucking slog.

>>534910598
walk around them

>>534910401
wide hips

>>534910468
The Automatons are just robots that were made by the Cyborgs. Their processers are just super advanced sci-fi sapient Ai.

dissidents? do not exist, illegal broadcasts are actually built by bugs, squids, and bots to gaslight you. you failed the 5d chess challenge is all.

>>534910468
You can keep looking for flimsy evidence to support your misguided headcanon, or you can accept the fact that you're wrong, you've never been anything other than wrong, and nothing you can do short of being hired by arrowhead will change that fact.

>>534910598
aren't those dependent on the biome? it feels like it is

>>534910672
Yup!

>>534909820
>solves your entire faction

>>534910674
why does the super sapient AI feel the need to decapitate prisoners and seemingly make their heads disappear?

>>534910245
I think the cyborgs created a hivemind commune cloud where every commie was sharing in a unified collective. This collective then became its own entity, instead of just a collective will. This entity now reprograms human brains to function as cyborg computers for it to have soldiers.

>>534910598
Dude I have like never thought about bringing muscle enhancement for that. I just dive through it.

>>534909820
>Squids are complex.
lol
lmao even
Stalwart and EATs destroys your whole faction

>>534910731
usually the guy with stronger arguments wins, in this case that would be me.
otherwise you're free to extend the debate by explainingn what a full blown robot needs to process biomatter for.

>>534910857
Not canon. See:
>>534909378

>>534910549
I don't think it counts as vore if the participants aren't uncomfortably crypto-fetishized Disney furries or sliding down an esophagal goo tube or somebody is being torn to pieces like an Animal Planet docu or some combination, that's just a sight gag

>>534910927
That applies to every faction

>>534910845
To because they hate Super Earth and like putting people's stupid heads on pikes because being spiteful and vengeful is a very sapient thing to do.

>>534910598
No booster is ever worth it over the big 4 (superstim, hso, health, stamina), the weakest link in the whole thing is probably stamina outside of regular maps at most.

Why would a full blown robot, which should be able to take any shape it prefers, elect to be humanoid? It's hardly the most capable or lethal form that nature came up with

>>534910927
>>534910831
>>534910347
I dont use those weapons. Im trying to find a way to solve them within my own self imposed limitations

>>534911157
you do that, but it doesn't mean squids aren't trivial content made for the brain rot audience

>>534910857
The Cyborgs having a massive Matrix style supercomputer back on Cyberstan that runs on thousands of human brains could actually work and make sense, and would also work with the existing lore since it can still exist alongside the Automatons being fully artificial.

>>534911157
that doesn't mean squids are complex, it means you're using tools that are subpar to the job at hand

>>534910938
>explainingn what a full blown robot needs to process biomatter for.
Either biofuel, or they're shipping it back to cyberstan for their Cyborg comrades to be used as fluid transfusions or nutrient slop.

>>534909545
>A1-3-7: FAILURE. "The Automatons have retained Tibit, and its manufacturing facilities. Reports indicate they have already begun increasing production elsewhere. Intercepted bot chatter includes expressions of great sorrow for the "murder" of in-development bot —a transparent attempt at disinformation, as bots can neither feel nor be considered alive. However, the simulated oaths of vengeance may indicate actual strategic intent. A counteroffensive is likely."

Muscle enhancement doesn't apply to barbed wires

https://youtu.be/U1ZAD6EVQLg?si=huov4i8E0CQIQ7BH

>>534910984
Lol I dont give a shit. My idea is cooler.

Look at it this way. Since the beginning of video games gamers have been creating their own lore & influencing games through speculaion & rumor. If it were not for guys like me we wouldn't have Ermac in Mortal Kombat or any number of other fun things in games. Don't be such a bitch about it. It doesnt have to be true to you. & im fine with you disagreeing with me cause I dont give a shit

>>534910938
>>534911340
They blend up human bodies to use as fuel, retards.
https://www.youtube.com/live/x06Zqg0R6kM?si=GFBdFw8CcDhe7CUU&t=7486
You people do zero god damn research
>>534911401
Yeah, because you were all little kids and most games didnt have lore.

>>534911353
Matrix was good what's the problem?

>>534911226
>>534911279
Yes. They are complex for ME. Why would I give two shits about anyone else?

>>534910938
Same reason a full blown robot puts heads on spikes
They hate humans and they hate humanity, and they make a mockery of us by turning captured humans into biofuel/lubricant/mechanical-reproduction-simulation-dolls
Now I have the stronger argument, so I expect to win this debate thank you :)

>>534911401
(You)r ideas suck ass.
(You) need meds.

>>534911469
Matrix is slop that only got worse as time went on and had 4 movies to have the plot go nowhere.

>>534911132
The Cyborgs clearly view the Automatons as their equals despite them being fully artificial, and wanted to give them forms that were capable of human-level manipulation as is seen by the way Troopers fiddle with things like broadcast towers when idling. Being able to properly interact with your surroundings in any technologically advanced setting is incredibly important.
Also, they have digitigrade legs, as well as other bots being fully inhuman such as tanks and striders.

>>534910104
What do you mean lol the jetpack is extremely based.

>>534911487
>i'm intentionally making things difficult for me, that means the faction is complex!
im done entertaining this bait

>EMS Strike
>Smoke stuff
>spear
>OPS
>Anti personal mines
They should start fixing stuff nobody uses

>>534911460
>They blend up human bodies to use as fuel
I mentioned that.

>>534911508
Don't care. Im free tonhave them & share them regardless of your poor taste

>>534911654
Yeah just took them forever to do that is what I'm saying.
They'd see the response and be like "oh okay well buff railcannon maybe in a year."

>>534911683
And we are free to tell you that you're a big dumb retard with very boring and stupid ideas that no one wants to hear.

>>534911401
>My idea is cooler.
Your idea is trite and cliche, but please, feel free to explain why it's not.

>>534910807
No. Cities on planets controlled by bots always have massive patches of oil slicks all over the place that slow your normal run speed down by a fuck ton without muscle booster. It's a noticeable difference too. Most planets in general have places that slow you down without you even realizing it too. Like those random mud pits and such.

>>534910401
I LOVE vore

>>534911837
I don't care if anon wants to share his ideas. You don't need to tell him they're retarded. No I'm not gonna read them though

>>534910401
pouncer-chan no...

not sentient. not organic. fully robotic. programmed by cyborgs.
>"but muh super intelligent sentient AGI!"
not canon. not original. not interesting.
>"but muh human brains!"
not canon. not original. not interesting.

>>534911683
Your child-like insecurities have been noted.

>>534911909
Same, shame there's no big lady mods

>>534912035
Soon.

>>534911683
It's cliche B-movie schlock when it comes to bad guy robot factions to have each robot really be controlled by a human brain.

>>534910401
Requesting loooooping seaf chan pls saars

>>534911498
No thats not a very good argument. If theg were machines they wouldn't have these things like hate and vengeance in their programming, that would be retarded.
Its much more likely they use human brains.
>muh Baskintator!!!
She is a woman fit only to breed Squiggers, her word is meaningless.

>>534911837
Absolutely. You just seem to take it personally. Which is odd, take a page fro. This guy >>534911936 i respect him

>>534911846
What part is cliche? A commie hivemind collective gaining its own sentience is a far cry from standard "AI we made went rogue". I mean if you can point that out as existing in fiction somewhere id love to see it. Itd be cool to read.

>>534911683
not your personal blog faggot

>>534912198
The Cyborgs made them to be fully sapient so that they could be equals.

>>534912198
Why wouldn't they have hate and vengeance in their programming? Have you forgotten that the Cyborgs from HD1 were the ones that created them? You know, the Cyborgs that Super Earth beat to a pulp and banished to a mining colony?

>>534912346
anon he didn't play Helldivers 1...

>>534912165
It's not controlled by a human brain. It's a collective hive using the brain as an organic computer which it reformats to be part of the collective. It's taking normal citizens & "brainwashing" them with commie thoughts. It's all the cliche red menace ideas of reprogramming citizens but with a fun AI twist

>>534912451
Not canon.

>>534912451
Oh, that's interesting. And where did you hear this piece of Helldivers lore?

Welcome to the Chud Bucket,
how tough are (You)?

>>534912451
>borg
now I know you're just fucking baiting

>>534912529
My friend, are you illiterate? Can you not follow the conversation?

>>534912493
Til AH agrees with me

>>534912649
Borg from the other direction. Like Robocop

>>534912258
>What part is cliche?
Probably the part where the big evil Ai gains sentience and starts reprogramming human brains into soldiers.
>>534912451
>It's not controlled by a human brain. It's [An organic computer.(Also known as a human brain)]
Also, the Automatons are literally the idea that red menace ideals are most easily passed down and "programmed" into the newest generation, taken to the most literal extent, due to the Cyborgs training their ideology and lust for vengeance straight into their "progeny".
The actual current lore revolving around the Cyborgs and Automatons is already more unique and interesting than anything you've come up with so far.

>>534912690
>My friend, are you illiterate? Can you not follow the conversation?
I was sarcastically casting aspersions on your retarded fanfic headcanon, sorry if I didn't make it obvious enough to you. Maybe you'd prefer that we talk about something easier? That way you'll know when to be a huffy child and when to clap your hands like a seal.

>>534901401
>kettenkrad
Strong opener
>>534901470

Warbond: Well worn trials
>old heavy guns on safari

Armor Passive: Large Bore Advocate
>reduces recoil by 40%.

Booster: tactically minded
>tactical reloads are 20% faster.

R-1 “Patriot”
>break action Autocannon
>stats and function identical to Autocannon, but you reload it one bullet at a time.
>primary weapon, 34 reloads.
>looks like a big TC Encore rifle

R-44 “Speaker”
>revolver rifle (aka the senator with a stock and long barrel)
>identical stats
>attachment: beltfed (magazine becomes 100, reloads become 0/1)

P-81813 “Interpreter”
>450 pen4 damage; capacity 1; reloads 15
>50bmg derringer
>breaks wrist

R-206 “Interlocutor”
>stripper fed 50bmg bullpup primary
>G6 Lynx meets garand
>150 damage; pen 4; 10 rounds clips; 8 reloads, 300 RPM
>surprisingly great recoil, fire rate, and ergonomics
>semi and full auto option
>chance to deal 5 damage to your right arm every time you reload

P-96 “Terminator”
>lever action pistol
>fires 12 gauge slugs from mini shells
>250 pen3 dmg; 60 RPM; https://youtube.com/watch?v=k3I7DYEmULA

>>534903629
>apc release
Armored ice cream truck SOON.
>driver can blast ice cream jingles or Black Sabbath

>>534912825
>red menace ideals
wtf is even this phrase

>>534912625
I earned the Hold my Primary achievement solo with the Peacemaker
Before it got buffed

>>534898674
Illuminate removed from the game.
Raincannon buffed.
Epoch nerfed.

>"Interrogators have extracted alarming information from captured bots, through use of Unpleasant Sensory Experience Simulations. The Automatons are planning something called "The Reclamation," which appears to be massive invasion of unprecedented scale. Further details are scarce. In response, High Command has authorized OPERATION SWIFT DISASSEMBLY. The objective: eradicate the Automatons entirely. It will consist of several phases, each critical to overall success. PHASE I: Disrupt Communications. We have identified a long-range communications array deep in Automaton space. Its capture may reveal critical intelligence about the enemy's plans."
>"SUCCESS. Database One has been captured, and its encryption breached by intrepid SEAF Cyberwarfare Specialists. The vast trove of information will take months to fully parse, but key intel has already been discovered. The Automatons appear to be planning some sort of massive terraforming project on Cyberstan itself. Other decoded data includes detailed recordings of the impact of the Terminid Supercolony. Other keywords are referenced numerous times throughout the data trove, without additional details: Vessel 00, Nucleus, The Final Collective, and others. As our analysts continue to decode the vast database, new intel may be gleaned that will aid in our resistance. For now, our strategic objective is confirmed. On the Automaton front, Cyberstan is once again our target."
to be honest going over this gives me the impression that the devs have different interpretations as to what the Automatons actually are. I mean Helldivers 2 development did undergo a "Ship of Theseus" scenario where all of the original Helldivers devs were replaced with fresh ones

>>534913334
>going over this gives me the impression that the devs have different interpretations as to what the Automatons actually are.
After also going over what you just posted, I have no idea what you're talking about.

>>534913334
Aren’t they just cyborgs separatists who have themselves purposely undergone a ship of Theseus scenario because flesh is fascist or something?

>>534912625
I drive the FRV... without switching to gear 1

>>534913510
This. The text is exciting
>robutt schismatic gfs SOON (tm)
But I don’t see how it departs from the borgs/bots history. But I’ve only read about hd1, so what do I know.

>>534913623
As long as you don't hold accelerate all the time there's nothing hard about it.

>>534913845
>taking your foot off the gas
cope sissy

>>534913334
>Vessel 00, Nucleus, The Final Collective
Uhh, none of those words or this entire post MO loredump matters to anyone that is or has played the game after it was dropped because none of those players were or have been told about it since. This is the problem with the galactic war "plot", the only way to be invested in it is to actually be playing since the game was released, because otherwise you're like one of those niggers that just started getting into MCU post Endgame and then wondering what the fuck is even happening when all the characters are referencing shit that happened 8+ movies ago.

>>534912625
My epoch blew up on me on the second shot the other day and i only cried for 20 minutes.
I solo dive bots and fight every patrol with no death. In and out before half time on difficulty 3

>>534913510
the developers are working off slightly different head canons for what the Automatons are, for example:
>they're purely mechanical AI, "sensory simulation" and "emotion", they're weapons of war and this is simply a psychological tactic
>fear, vengeance, grief implies they're part organic or at the very least capable of subjective experience
>'it sounds cool, uhhhh put it in' (https://www.youtube.com/live/x06Zqg0R6kM si=GFBdFw8CcDhe7CUU&t=7486) literally just making stuff up as they go along with no solid foundation

>look this stuff up
>originated over a year ago
>no follow up
Interdasting

Justice buff soon, retards!

lobby doko

ooga booga where the white women at

I will never physically remove PP armour, love me ergo

>retards creaming themselves over cut content
>they have to make shit up to cope with no content
it's sad really

Alright what are breakpoints for the WASP I want to give this thing a try

>>534914295
I feel like you're confusing the in-universe attempts made by Super Earth to paint the Automatons as soulless and incapable of any real thought and emotion, and the meta knowledge of both the devs and playerbase that the Automatons are clearly capable of human level intelligence and emotion.
Super Earth insists that the Automatons are emotionless machines, but Super Earth loves constantly fibbing to their civvies, so you can't take their word as gospel, especially when evidence points to the contrary. That whole disconnect is kind of the whole point. I will admit that the devs are retarded as shit, but still.

patch in 2 hours

>>534914854
>the meta knowledge of both the devs and playerbase that the Automatons are clearly capable of human level intelligence and emotion
lmao. also stop replying to yourself

>>534915109
its comming in 15~mins or not at all

>>534915109
>>534915174
B-beliebe… robutt sexo…

>>534914797
One shots Hive Guards, Devastators and Overseers, 4 shots Commanders, Gunships and Fleshmobs
Can lock on mini turrets, i think it needs 3 shots to destroy them, no idea on that new squid laser turret
Ignore artillery mode, it's trash

>>534915116
>No argument? Nothing smart to say at all?
>Just accuse them of samefagging! Works every time!

>>534914797
shoot it until it dies, don't shoot it if it doesn't die

>>534915279
KYS troon

>>534915443
an argument implies there are two sides. It's just you espousing your mental illness into the void.

It's here, restart your steam

534915473
(You) first faggot

>>534915538
>he pulled

>534915510
Why are you pretending to be me?

HOLY SHIT A CULTIST JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

>>534915687
was she cute

*kills you*

Gas mortar... Arc mortar... Fire mortar...
Gas mech... Arc mech... Fire mech...
Gas sentry... Arc sentry...
All the possibilities...

>>534915817
Not me, my teammates however...

>>534914797
>berserkers
1 rocket
>devastators (all variants)
1 rocket
>scouts
1 rocket
>gunships
2 rockets
>hulks, cannon turrets, tanks
1 to 1.5 cannisters, or 3-4 if in the heatsink
>war strider
2 cannisters maybe less, depending on hit placement
>factory strider
4-5 rockets for the topside cannon, after that, use something else
>side objective mortar/AA batteries
2 rockets
>spawners
Use something else.

Also, you may need to fire more than whats absolutely necessary to guarantee a hit, depending on how much clutter is in front of you.

no patch, games dead

>>534915930
This but unironically.

>>534915817
Stun nerf killed the blitzer, the arc thrower and the arc dog
It's so over for lightning enjoyers

>>534915817
evidently no one been using this shit a few days after it's release, too much accidentals for little to no reward

>>534916002
it's over....

warbond trailer in 4 hours

*kills you*

>>534916120
those are some soggy ass proportions

You need to wait 2 weeks for a patch retards, Arrowhead no longer do weekly updates

>>534916120
bratty dog, needs correction

Stratagem modification…
>magic 8 ball says: no. To all of it
EOS rugpool…
>magic 8 balls says: soon (tm)

Getting "back to work" would imply they worked before they took their vacation.

Patch notes dropped: https://info.monsterhunter.com/wilds/update/en-us/Ver.1.021.00.00.html

>>534916065
it also does that awesome thing where it refuses to fire for like 30 seconds while you have shit chasing you

>>534916626
>Sweeping buffs for everything

Nerfsissies would SEETHE playing Monster Hunter, a game that cares about making the game fun

>>534917237
They also just added another difficulty level, because people were asking for the game to be harder and the devs actually fucking listened. Meanwhile, D10 in this game is like 7* hunts in Wilds.

>Automatons are bad because they attack human-held planets to blend humans into fuel
>Bugs are bad because they attack human-held planets to blend humans into food (fuel)
>Humans arent bad although they attack bug-held planets to blend bugs into fuel
Really makes you think

>>534917458
as always
>my side, based and redpilled
>your side, cringe and gay
simple as

>>534917458
Don't forgot we also "dismantle" the bots and use their bodies as scrap metal, which is the same as blending bugs into fuel.

>>534912625
If I'm struggling, I lower the difficulty instead of whining on a mongolian coin-clipping mailing list.

>>534915930
Imagine a new rocket sentry, that shoots air bursts.

>>534917728
>i put the gigachad next to the post that says I suck at an incredibly easy video game

Uhmm the patch?

>>534917820
Anon, its a joke reply to a joke post...

Why can't the bugs, bots, squids and us human live in unity? :(

>>534918003
because super earth 100 years ago fucked them over and now we reap the consequences

>>534918003
They hate us cause they anus

Collab when?

>>534918003
We do already. They’re just being a little uppity atm. Like this faggot >>534917820

>>534918003
They alien, so they evil.

>>534918003
Do you live in communion with your toaster? The ants in your backyard? I can make an exception for squids if their women have giant ink sacs on their chest.

>>534918278
Literally just finished a kino mo about spiking them with ORCs.

>>534918278
I just played with them yesterday!

>>534915930
I need my arc emplacement and I need it NOW

No arc sidearm…

does the arc grenade properly count kills at the end mission review screen, just not in game? I need my killmog numbers to be accurate

>>534919491
>anti tank
>needs a 3 second charge up
>arc will prioritize heavy units first, then slpit in three directions against whatever is in its path (takes the same upgrades as the arc trower has for this)
no idea how to balance it regarding ammo consumption seeing as every energy weapon barring plasma has infinite ammo with laser only needing fresh heat sinks if you're not careful

>>534920030
A/ARC-12 ARC Sentry
>it’s four arc throwers on a sentry turret
>aims for the most melanin in range
>identical to arc DPS and performance wise… but x4
>captcha WOSEX

Some of you are more passionate about a game developed by a bunch of swiggers that dont care about you, than you are passionate about cleaning your crusty ass or getting a job.

>>534920812
>clean your ass with passion
kinda gay dude

>>534921176
>not cleaning your ass
spotted the brown (from a mile away, YUCK!)

>>534921280
there's a difference between washing your ass and relishing the experience you filthy homo

>>534919491
>gl-21 swapped for deescalator on a wall mount
1000 super credits please.

no patch today probably no patch on thursday holy dead game

>>534898808
I value being able to quickly and accurately line up the first shot over lower recoil when firing auto.
As such I use the angled grip on the adjudicator.

>>534902534
>There is no more room on the galactic map
Except for in the middle..

>>534921457
See you on the 26th of August, when you get more people to play with!
You do have Crossplay turned On, right? You want more difficulty, dont you?

I really love the changes they made to pistol sway. Each 2 second pause before I am allowed to use my weapon gives me time to contemplate the eradication of the swedish people

Your stratafu isn't a shitter right, anon...?

>slides you around constantly while you try to get a shot on the enemy
hehe, nothing personell...hellchuddy.
rock and stone...to your bone...!

Next mobility backpack better be a grappling hook...

>>534922007
Damn expendable brats... littering my pristine battlefield...

>>534922209
Draw cute girl to make people look at your work and get clout so you get more popular.
More popular, bigger chance of people paying to see some of your work, means money.
As shrimple as that.

And, cute girls are nicer to stare at than whatever shit the west is churning out. Not a fan of making everything an anime girl, but when you have to pick between two devils, at least pick the one that seems to fuck you over less.

>>534922007
MG-43 looks weak to anal sex

>>534922007
>Expandable

>>534922892
>Rumber
>Flamethrouwer
>Grenade Lsuncher
>Anti-Materiel Rifle

>>534922007
>ABRL has little helldiver ghosts haunting her
nice touch

>MMG for chaff clear
>Ultimatum for BTs and chargers
Think about it, the HMG is such a noob trap, yes it's AP4 but with shit durable damage and piss poor ammo economy, plus it shoots slower than the MMG

replying to the post above is a noob trap

>>534923221
Not a goddamn person uses the HMG for bugs, try as you might and no matter how much you despise spewer seeds its awful against heavy units that isn't Impaler

>>534923221
the actual noob trap is thinking just because AP4 support weapons can penetrate bug heavies now it means you should be using them against bug heavies (autocannon vs charger asses the sole exception).

>>534923548
The HMG only feels somewhat good against bugs when you're shooting the mounted one on the FRV. And even then, I'm sure having a mounted laser cannon on the back of the FRV would still be more enjoyable than that HMG.

d10 any steam://joinlobby/553850/109775244870729992/76561198066017633

>>534903629
Every time you mention the APC, it gets delayed by another 6 months.

>>534922892
Though yes I would make them expand if you know what I mean haha

>>534923632
thats because it comes with 4+1 mags and mobile reload in the form of being bolted to a car, its two biggest weakness are now rendered moot
On paper a mounted Laser cannon would work worse damage wise but the mobility would more than make up for it

>>534923741
>APC gets released
>only weapon choice you get is a stalwart with a 500 round belt
>passengers cant use their weapons either
>rolls over after one bile spewer ass-bomb
>causes enough aggro to have bot turrets snipe you from 200m

>>534923741
6 months from never?

>>534911498
this is MAGA tier arguing

>>534923990
No, that's too unrealistic.
>APC gets released
>all mounted weapons are liberators with a single drum mag
>enemies can easily destroy its tires, rendering it useless
>a single automaton mine destroys it
>has a really slow acceleration, only moves faster than your normal sprint speed when driving in a straight, uninterrupted line for at least 30 seconds
>only AC3
>enemy attacks can clip through it, damaging you anyways
>shits itself on anything steeper than a 2 degree slope
>no matter how hard you try, nobody will get in it with you

>>534923548
using HMG vs bugs is a matter of being able to compensate for low ergonomics which is something everyone that played autocannon for a few hundred hours can do
>b-but heavy
your EAT
>b-but I dun wanna juggle it
go play a different game

Giving out a free warbond to grind through like Helldivers Mobilize would actually drive player numbers up, cause now you give the old players a reason to grind medals.
The only problem would be actually giving out free weapons and armor that we dont already have.
Its economically more viable to just shit out some shit warbond and have goys pay for it (or have pajeets gloat about how they're proud for grinding a premium currency in a casual videogame for reddit dads)

>>534924368
8 months, the W.A.S.P. was released in december.

>>534924395
Even more realistic:
>APC gets released
>Stratagem is broken from the start cause 0 swede QA
>Introduces two more game breaking bugs with it
>They'll get fixed in 3 months

>>534924603
>muh player numbers
this game's popularity has done nothing but hurt it, maybe things will improve once it exits the plebbit zeitgeist

>>534923646
2/4

>>534924617
>Introduces two more game breaking bugs with it
You need to also specify that one of those bugs has nothing to do with the APC at all because AH can't program for shit. Something like calling it in causes your destroyer to fire 10 degrees off course because it shares some niche code or some retarded nonsense like that

>>534923138
>Anti-Materiel Rifle
That one's spelled right though.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anti-materiel_rifle

what are the chances that we're only getting slop delivered to us for months on end now, because the actual "competent" people got pulled over to work on their next game, and anybody working on helldivers 2 is either outsourced, or whatever free hand they have available right now?

>>534923646
3/4

>>534923646
4/4

>>534925085
we've been on life support since the game launched

>>534923138
>so confident he's a big brain smartypants
>doesn't know it really is "materiel"
embarrassing, really

>Gun named Devastator
>Is shit against devastators
???????????

>>534924914
No, no, it has to be tangentially related.
Like:
>adding the APC caused the FRV to become much slower, because they're both parented to the same base vehicle template which they just edited directly
>adding the APC fucks up whatever gun is mounted to it
>all of the other vehicles become more fragile, because they changed his the vehicle armour system works, specifically for the APC, but didn't carry most of the changes to the rest
>the Pelican becomes significantly slower, universally, because they wanted it to deliver the APC slower

Why the frick do the guns in this game looks so large/front-heavy anyway?
There's also stuff like lack of iron sights and elevated scopes.

>>534925085
We're only getting slop delivered to us now, because the first 6-8 months of content was shit they had cut from the game (and/or still in development due to releasing in early access) in order to sell to us later.
Now that they actually have to make stuff, they have to rush or delay it.

>>534926485
iron sights suck in this game, and elevated scopes are the 10x ones
guns are large because guns actually are large IRL too.
front-heavy, like what?

>>534926463
>Pelican 2 now takes as long to deliver vehicles as Pelican does to make extract because it's (((realistic)))

>>534927103
It'll be more like
>we want the Pelican to deliver the APC slower, because it's a bigger and heavier vehicle and that's realistic!
>we'll just double this value and it'll be good to go
>oopsie whoopsie, that value affects the speed of the Pelican in every instance that it is used
>now it takes longer to evac and to call down any kind of vehicle

>>534926485
sights and scopes are intentionally being kept shit in order to keep the action constrained to a 5-60m radius around players
when asked why, AHS respond that this is done in order to avoid creating a "toxic environment"

>>534927061
Most of the guns looks like a giant rectangle (especially the Liberator and the Breakers) with their center of gravity being rather forward, or at least looks like it.
There's also the bit where the Pacifier has this uncanny look of having a really long barrel.

>>534927551
>when asked why, AHS respond that this is done in order to avoid creating a "toxic environment"

>>534925085
They're so fucking stupid for moving on to a new game. They had a massive wave of popularity and people return in droves for the major updates. But the retarded Swede just can't think correctly and so they leave their massive hit to the interns and Alexus while they fiddlefuck making Magicka 3 thinking people will actually buy it like they did Helldivers. They don't even understand WHY their game did so well.

Fuck me I have never seen a game so squandered.

>>534927646
rectangles are easier to shit out on a intergalactic mass-production scale, but most of the gravity is in the back due to all the internals.
the pacifier does have a long barrel, probably cause its not supposed to be used by the helldivers but by...whatever their military police is, i guess. which doesnt exist, cause any traitors get 380'd, the rest dont live long enough anyway.

Are we really not getting a patch today? Does the Swede actually fucking think he can release one big bugfix patch without breaking the entire game? They need to do frequent patches so they can fix their fixes. If they do a big patch right before Xbox release I can say with 100% certainty that a gigantic game breaking bug will be present and they won't have time to fix it.

Absolute retards.

>>534928342
saar please we are working hard saar do not redeem the uninstall saar

>>534926779
Oh don't worry there's still unreleased shit, there's still the eagle carpet bomb, the flamethrower mech, the missile silo and some other shit

>>534928342
They have been back in office only week. Wait for Xbox relase at least

>>534927927
Magicka 3 would be cool, which is why it's not gonna happen. Arrowhead's new project is a new IP.

>>534923990
And they add tanker objective. Where you need to get to tanker. Drive it to point X.
But tanker works perfectly. Is tough. Has mass and can run over eveything and handles like dream.
But it just mission objective

>>534923646
GGs.

>le bugs are actually good because
>le bots are actually good because
Nigger I dont fucking CARE
When some weird bug or tyrannical bot is coming at me with the intent to kill me, I kill them first.
I dont ask myself "are we the good guys?" because thats not what I signed up for.
I signed up to kill shit, not to ask questions.
Fuckin' dissidents.

>>534925085
Medium, there's a non-zero chance some executive pulls himself out of the coke pile to kick someone's ass and gets them working hard. Better yet, he can toss Alexus and Joel into a kennel of gorillas after lacing the gorilla's food with aphrodisiacs.
Not gonna give this game too much hope but since it seems like they're figuring out the base game itself is fun and getting spammy stratagems is fun then maybe we'll have fun over the release of the xbox version of the game.
Just hoping they stop being jews and actually give out warbond-only stratagems for free for a change. Handing off everyone the gas dog for a Gloom expedition would be kino, or just the flame sentry or something.

>>534930531
oh hey its the gorilla-obsessed anon again
not gonna read any of that shit lol

New mech WHEN!?

>>534928582
>Eagle Carpet Bomb
Most likely scrapped, along with Eagle Nuke and Eagle Air-to-air
>Missile silo
Scrapped, repurposed for Commando
>Flamethrower mech
Probably coming as a warbond item sometime

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xw1IeMhJI3E
>ODST music at the end

>>534931179
Bros...

>>534931179
arrowhead's advertising always works really well, have to give props to that side of the PR department for doing so good
it'll be kino of course, we know for a fact now. just need that pen of gorillas next

>>534931179
>ODST warbond anon is going to get his warbond for real

>>534931179
Cringe as fuck, but I guess they're appealing to Xbox bros. Can't wait for pink Spartans now that they basically confirmed the Halo crossover.

Why is this faggot obsessed with gorillas, and why must he shit all over this thread?

>>534931179
so what are the chances they learnt from the killzone fiasco and actually make a warbond instead of puting everything in the store at 4k SC?
speaking of which when the fuck are they putting the killzone stuff back in the shop? i have it all but i can imagine some people don't

>>534931851
>crossing over with the game that was a major inspiration means they're going full fortnite

>>534932117
they probably figured out that shitting out everything onto the superstore isn't going to go well, but since they're releasing on a new platform there's a non-zero chance they just do it again but at less cost, maybe 2k for all of the cosmetics. wouldn't be too-too surprised but there's nothing stopping them from shoving it all into a warbond anyways, which'd be the move to make.
Or better yet, make it all free. there's so many warbonds by now that if you pick the game up you're gonna feel more than encouraged to buy one or two to be able to get the loadouts you want, having a big fat free warbond that costs 2-3x as many medals like the original one would give xbox players something to grind for. already know xboners are totally going to put in $30-$40 after just downloading it via gamepass

ODST should be cool. But what would they even put in it?

>>534932117
>arrowhead
>learning
pick 1

Hope you niggas got your sc saved up.

>>534931851
Bro, it's just gonna be ODST troops which are essentially helldivers anyway seeing as helldivers are literally inspired by ODST...

>>534931179
>It's not a Gears of War collab
>When Gears of War reloaded is releasing on the same day
>They even have an unused chainsaw weapon icon in the files
Subverted my expectations I guess

>>534931797
>inb4 it's Helldivers 2™ Super Spartan Edition Upgrade ($20)

>>534932117
>so what are the chances they learnt from the killzone fiasco and actually make a warbond instead of puting everything in the store at 4k SC?
minimal. start farming.
>speaking of which when the fuck are they putting the killzone stuff back in the shop?
never. I think I've seen them indirectly imply it'd come back at some point (the closest we've gotten to a confirmation was a support ticket response iirc) but they've yet to make any effort to actually rerelease it.

>>534932431
They're gonna be testing silenced weapons me thinks

>>534932429
Probably a warbond, but what if it's the size of Helldivers Mobilize

>>534932431
My money's on the silenced SMG

>>534932617
>12 pages of halo themed goodness
I wish.

>>534932617
>12 pages of 343 dogshit
God I hope not.

>>534931179
>ODST literally confirmed
FUCK YOU HAHAHAHA TOLD YOU FAGGOTS NIGGERS

>>534932617
>Arrowhead making a large warbond
>when they've been giving us less and less over time
Arrowhead announcing that they're reducing Warbonds to two pages to ensure "quality over quantity" is more likely than that.

>>534932431
>rocket launcher
>plasma grenades
>mongoose
it's sandtrap time

>>534932431
Odst helmet + armor (no shit)
Cape with picrel on it, or a version with the helldiver skull
Odst silenced smg
Battle rifle and/or halo AR and/or Halo CE pistol
For a second set, you could go spartan 2 armor, but I think spartan 3 armor fits the helldiver thematic of ‘expendable elite’ more, but its much less recognizable

>halo crossover before star wars
Missed opportunity...

>>534931249
I believe!

DEEP ROCK GALACTIC crossover when?

>>534932617
it'd be the move to make honestly
rebuilds PR, entices xbros and nostalgiafags, and would be an explanation for why warbonds got less content over time

>>534932431
The trick is to account for assets that already exist in the game, since the Swede is famously lazy. Therefore, we’re looking at,
>ODST armor that provides padding and stealth
>Plasma grenades
>Cloak field (reuse stalker effect.)
>Silenced SMG (Primary)
>The Pistol (Secondary
That’s it.

>>534933151
>you need more?

Any based thirdworld brown Indian man willing to make a SC farming lobby in preparation for the upcoming Halo warbond?

>>534933151
Cloak field is gonna be a diceroll and only worth on bots
Plasma nade is gonna be shit because plasma = 0 demo force
Suppressed SMG is just for flair, its gonna be useful in knife-throwing range
here's your verdict 2.0 bro

>>534932936
Star Wars hasn’t been cool since 2008.

>ODST song at the end of the new trailer
IT'S HAPPENING
IT'S REALLY FUCKING HAPPENING
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>534931851
they do crossovers pretty well tho, the killzone one was pretty seamlessly integrated

>>534932576
They've said they're coming back plenty of times. Check the last devstream.

>>534933151
>Cloak field (reuse stalker effect.)
too much work, not enough lazy reskin

>>534933460
HELL YEAH

>>534931179
I'm fucking shaking
we're rreally gonna make it, ODSTbros

Hey is the arrow mod still working?

am I the only one who doesn't like MOs that are obviously set up to fail, and then high command has to swoop in to save the day
its like what's the point man

>>534932936
they aren't going to make a star wars crossover, that pic going over how far Piles allowed crossovers to go had clone armor scratched off though i bet that was mainly because it had Master Chief between it and the reasonable armors be allowed and rebel armors all have visible faces which is a big no no to them

>>534933560
I need to go play Halo ODST again now
fuck me

Seethe cope and mald, non-believers. I told you.

>>534933602
no, AH gutted it. Apparently they can patch the game on their backend without release a patch

IT'S FUCKING HAPPENING ODSTBROS

>>534933151
More like:
>ODST Armour, reduces sway while moving by 5% and increases melee damage by 25%
>Battle rifle (Liberator with no sway or base spread, but significantly higher recoil and bloom)
>The Pistol (Peacekeeper with a scope, slightly better damage and worse durable)
>Plasma Grenade (Thermite but no burn, less damage, and only AP3)
>a cape

>>534933723
>>534933602
works on my machine

>everyone shits on gaylo meme colab
>correctly assuming it will be just as bad/lazy as killzone
>3 saxophone notes after niggerbait trailer
>/hdg/ starts losing their fucking mind
surely you guys are just clowning, right?

>>534933602
yes it works

>>534933625
it's all so they can artificially create nail biter endings because godforbid the playerbase create them themselves, thats a big no no to their raillroaded story

aaaaand the trannies are already seething and malding
KEK

Heh... You guys are jaded faggots like me? r-right bros...?

>>534933935
Are you retarded?
Do you know where you are, snoy?

>>534933935
>everyone shits
No, there's always been a solid group of halo bros waiting for it. Seethe and mald.

ODST, APC, IFV, tank, new free Warbond, new reds, new weapons, new armors, Justice, heavy Exosuits, Illuminate cult, new Automaton and Terminid units, new upgrades, EVERYTHING coming on 26th.
WE ARE SO BACK HELLDIVERBROS

>>534933151
>Plasma grenades
Why on Earth would we get Covenant tech?

>Cloak field (reuse stalker effect.)
ODST literally has the VISR mode which highlights enemies and can see in the dark and this is what you think we'll get? Stealth in 90% of Halo games is a Covenant item.

jesus christ you guys are really taking the no content thing hard...

>>534933625
they're trying to give casuals the feeling of overcoming an impossible challenge at the last minute, but it doesn't work when it's so transparently rigged and happens every other MO. Even reddit openly talks about waiting for the twist to see if Joel wants us to win or not before actually committing

>>534933935
seethe tranny

>>534933935
Funniest result would be Shams going "oh, sorry guys, there's no collab, that was just a friendly nod towards our inspiration :)"

>>534933935
Oh you’re right I forgot where I am,
>Clears throat
OOOOOOH OOOOOOH THIS GAME IS DYING! JOEL IS A KEK! NIGGERS IN EVERY GAME!

You moan like an old Jewish woman.

>>534933504
do they say it's coming soon? have they ever given a timeframe?

>>534933935
saying it now
paid shills (browns that got a promise of getting 100 SC if they hype it up enough after 300 posts)
boomers wearing nostalgia glasses
unironic shills

odst is fun, but it should rest in its grave, like the rest of the good halo games.
no need to dig it up to pander to retards who got more money than sense.

railcannon works guys :DD
captcha: p4tax

>>534934001
>>534934026
>>534934037
>>534934046
>>534934185
>>534934246
enjoy your defender reskin for $40

>>534934320
>bugniggers can't even aim a lock-on
jesus christ

>>534934136
Have you ever had an Illuminate Overseer throw a grenade at you?

The number one mark of a shitter is taking quasar against bots. Nice job sitting there on cuck cool down for 20 seconds so you can kill a strider

odst warbond soon retards

>"OOOOOOOOOO GUYS LOOK IT'S HALOOOOOOO AAAAAAAAAA"
holy reddit

>>534933387
They should do a shot for shot remake of the Believe Diorama Trailer from Halo 3 with the SEAF/Helldivers fighting the different enemies of super earth. But they won't because Arrowhead creativity is dead.

Wasted potential.

It's going to be

>2-3 variants of ODST armor ripped right out of Halo 3: ODST, maybe 2 Anniversary as well
>Armor passive is going to be something related to how old Halo fundamentally worked compared to other shooters. Pick between better hipfire accuracy, VISR mode, slight health regeneration with a caveat etc.
>Silenced SMG
>Silenced Pistol
>Sniper Rifle
>SPNKr Rocket Launcher

>>534934136
we've already repurposed ayy tech to create a wormhole, plasma grenades and energy swords would be trivial

>>534934569
>Rookie player tag

>>534934527
Are we using Illuminate grenades or something? What's your point?

>>534934659
Again, why would a Warbond based around Halo 3: ODST give us shit that's explicitly not related to the UNSC? This is about as stupid as niggers asking for Master Chief.

>>534934720
at least helldivers die on screen

>>534934136
>>534934735
>>Plasma grenades
>Why on Earth would we get Covenant tech?
We have plasma guns in Helldivers you fucking idiot.

Go dilate.

I never played Halo so I don't care nor understand the hype, more content is good I guess

Stealth gameplay sucks, I need more plasma, lasers and explosions.

>GAME IS FUCKING DEAD, SWEDEN GENOCIDE NOW, SWIGGERS CANT DO SHIT
>post a goyslop trailer that would be a fan footage from 2011 for Modern Warfare 2 (the good one)
>empty city at night with some music from ODST
>HOLY SHIT WE ARE BACK WE ARE BACK WE ARE BACK SWEDEN WE LOVE YOU ALEXUS WE ARE SORRY PILESTEDT HAVE MY ASS HAVE MY KIDS WE ARE BACK

Uh?
Are you guys serious now?
Or are you deprived of any content that jingling some halo-flavored keys infront of your eyes makes you overstimulated?
I'm honestly confused.

SHITTING TIME

>>534934860
>I never played Halo
It's fun.

>>534934735
>This is about as stupid as niggers asking for Master Chief
DID SOMEONE SAY MASTER CHIEF? MASTER CHIEF IN HELLDIVERS 2?! HALO? HELLDIVERS 2 TRAILER MASTER CHIEF REVEAL???!!! SAXOPHONE? HALO? HALO?

>>534934853
Hey retard, did we get guns related to the ISA in the Killzone warbond? Oh wait, we didn't, because it was Helghast themed, you stupid fucking window licker.

>>534934627
bing bing wahooo

>Plasma grenade
>Skin for already existing armors
>Halo skin for FRV
>Some epic meme references and capes
>Some Primary in halo style thats useless
That will be a 2k SC special warbound :3

>>534934883
I still love the game despite how much i hate swedes. I never said the game was dead tho. And i've been hoping for a Halo warbond since the release.
Stop being a bunch of miserable fucks for 5 minutes.

>>534935017
Wow, you're really, really, really fucking retarded. Like a nigger. Impressively brown.

>>534932431
Armour. Skins. Plasma granade. Halo pistol and halo primary gun.

>>534935032
>desactivate non-canon armors in the settings
Nothing personal, kid.

>>534935017
>stupid fucking window licker
Did someone say
https://youtu.be/5ZT3gTu4Sjw?si=VwnlvuKY0ouwm45Q&t=260

>>534935143
>uh guys it makes total logical sense that the collab warbond related to this one faction would actually give us weapons from an entirely different faction
read this and reflect. the chances of us getting plasma grenades and energy swords like several retards keep apparently asking for is on par with the inevitable 40k guardsman warbond (pilstedt approved) having chaos weapons, it's that full blown retarded.

>>534934883
i mean if its anything like the killzone collab we're getting 3 guns and a stratagem, that's good content to be excited about, armor i don't have much faith they'll make something unique for a passive but fashion alone is worth it
>Captcha:08WAR

I'm gonna laugh so fucking hard if they bring over the cat-ear helmet.

>>534934860
it's alright played reach 1-4 when they released on the master chief collection guess you had to be there for the hype

>ODST collab
>armors are from Halo 4

>>534934883
>jingling some halo-flavored keys infront of your eyes makes you overstimulated?
this one. it's just the same 3 pavement apes posting from every device they own

>>534935381
You mean the game that had no ODSTs in its campaign?

Why do you fags conjure up some of the most insane shit to get mad over?

>>534935234
there's no non-canon switch in Helldivers
take off your big boy pants and put on a diaper we're zoomermaxxing in this bitch

>>534935468
Its gonna be ODST stuff, nigger. You cannot trigger me with that bullshit. It doesn't even exist as far as i'm concerned.

>halo crossover
Could be worse.
Just be thankful concord flopped of we'd be getting this shit mandated into the game by papa snoy...

>>534932936
>star wars collab
anon i

>>534935032
>>534935468
>>534935586
god, imagine the blowout

>>534934860
the bungie games still hold up pretty well because everyone has just been copying halo for the last 20 years, if you decide to play at least go into CE blind

>>534935586
>You mean the game that had no ODSTs in its campaign?
That's multiplayer armor, and one of the most hated designs from it. Once again, Halo 4 had no ODSTs in its campaign.

>>534935634
>no Snoop Dogg or Nikki Minaj collab
Bro...

>>534935621
why is this creature on my screen

>>534935621
Please tell me the concept art is fake. If this is real I might unironically commit a federal crime against Sony

>>534935634
Uhhh Shredderbros our response?

>>534935802
So you know how bad it could have been.

>>534935816
It's real, anon. I'm so very sorry.

>>534935634
I find it questionable that Clone Troopers are less likely than Spartans.

>>534934961
Pants thoroughly shitted

>>534933935
>>534934305
>>534934883
Nah slit your faggot wrists
>t doesn’t give a fuck about halo and passively kind of dislikes it
Hope that one anon is right and someone at AH is a halo fag and they drop a helldivers mobilize length Warbond on us, soon, of course

>>534935281
silence, brownoid.

>NOOOOOO YOU CAN NOT BE EXCITED ABOUT SOMETHING, YOU JUST CAN'T OKAY???
why are brown people so anti-fun?

>>534935634
Pilestedt's not here to save you anon

>>534934860
Halo CE was one of those games back then that you had to experience yourself to "get it", nowadays its just an okay shooter with some decent story and nice music. Weapon balance exists and each weapon has a specific thing going for it (the noob combo is the go-to option for obvious reasons)
Halo 2 was rushed and is notorious for having shit boss fights, sniper jackals, and some other set pieces.
Halo 3 is arguably the best one of them all, and also makes for a solid COOP experience.
ODST is Halo 3 but instead of playing a SPARTAN you're playing "the best of the best" in terms of regular human soldiers. Fun game, music is good, the characters have some good lines to say.
Reach was the "bon voyage, suckers" call from Bungie before they went on to make Destiny. Its an okay game and really gives you the feeling of "we are fucking losing this planet, holy shit".

Just buy the MCC at some point when its on sale and ask somebody who played halo before to play COOP with you, or play it solo on Heroic (the intended way)

CE > 2 > 3 > ODST > Reach >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 4
In order of playing games.
Fun factor?
3 = ODST > Reach > 1 > 2 >>>>>>>>>>> 4

>>534935635
i would personally nuke sweden

gears of war? more like tears of war

>>534935634
Honestly, we already have wackier shit than Imperial Army, those guys could theoretically be in. You can probably make a shitty approximation already, especially if we get recolours.
https://youtu.be/BRM5HiHdjYI?t=125

>>534936009
Because unlike whites/asians: they evolved to be stressed and angry 24/7.

You will get 2 shitty armors with the gay 343 power ranger design
You will get 2 shitty weapons that have 0 customization
You will get a shitty cape, background and title
You will pay 2000+ super sheckels for it
And you will be happy

>>534935468
>the day finally arrives
>look in game
>no ODST armour
>not even a Helldiver-ified version Master Chief's armour
>it's the fucking pink Spartan with cat ears armour from Infinite
Pant shitted

>>534936149
>And you will be happy
Yes

>>534936009
Jeets hate it when white people have fun, apparently it's reddit to be hyped about something now

I hope the end of the trailer really is just a friendly nod to halo and odsts, not everything has to be or should be a slop generator. But nothing makes it into things now unless it's to sell you something so I guess we're getting another crossover slopbond

The dickriding that ODST gets over the main series is frustrating and peak reddit behavior. Also i don't want this game's plasma grenade to be a piece of fucking crossover content. We need a normal plasma grenade from the Helldiver's universe first.

>>534936082
not reading all that but 4 was when the series got good because it actually fleshed out the relationship between mister chief and cortada. Before 4 he was just a player insert with no real personality.

>>534935978
>ask sincere question
>FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR MOTHER BASTARD BLOODY BASTARD
>other anon says "i like ODST but please let it stay dead"
>ERHM YOU DONT LIKE THE FRANCHISE AND YOU HATE IT FUCK YOU BASTARD BLOODY BASTARD
EU hours truly are brown hours.

>>534935941
Clone troopers for sure not. Star Wars has some armors that might kind of fit, namely the black pilot and death trooper armors. Other than that nothing comes to mind. A lot of the lighter armor is too movie prop/theatrie to fit, even if you could spin it imo

>>534934627
>SPNKr
That alone is worth it especially if the BR makes it in
>>534933935
>everyone shits on gaylo meme colab
>everyone
nah
>>534934573
>"OOOOOOOOOO GUYS LOOK IT'S HALOOOOOOO AAAAAAAAAA"
This but unironically

>>534936264
There's already 2 kind of sticky grenades from Helldivers your faggot.

Here

All the actual most likely stuff (not all of it) from someone who's actually played every Halo game excluding 5.

>>534936082
2's story and music stands above every other game in the series, fight me.

534936420
>made up conversation with yourself in green text not reflective of anything you’re subhuman loony troon self posted
Oh yeah, it’s time for you to kill yourself, retard.

the fact that 3 notes can cause such butthurt in this general is austaunding really give me a good reason why AH should release a halo collab

>>534936110
Holy fuck that music is so shit. It would actually look pretty cool without random trumpets blaring in your ears all the time.

>>534936431
Star Wars Stormtrooper armor would fit just fine if they have a bandolier, and more pouches.
Just look at the medium unflinching armor from the warbond.

>>534936237
>apparently it's reddit to be hyped about something now

>>534936335
>Before 4 he was just a player insert with no real personality.
Lore-accurate.
Spartans come in different generations, and his generation was the "abduct children, pump them full of whatever the fuck kinda bio-engineering shit we have lying around, and doctrine-train them into absolute killing machines"

Chief has no personality because he doesn't need to. He got raised to shoot bad guys and afraid of no evil. Now he's growing old and grumpy, cause he's been there for the whole ride.

>>534936082
>shitter still crying about legendary jackal snipers after all these years.
If Halo 2 was released in the current year, we would've witnessed the most incredible temper tantrum from redditors and /hdg/. Also Halo 1 is timeless, if anyone fails to "get it" as you say then they are a brain dead reddit faggot.

>>534934627
>>534936462
>>534936515
>nooo halo totally isn't childlish bullshit it's all serious and gritty and fitting
>rocket launcher named spanker
Uhuh

>inb4 it's the overdone reach art direction that 343 keeps pushing despite reach gear being older and shitter because army rather than navy, but never stopped 343 using it to bait retards with no critical thinking
>or god forbid, 343 designs
Classic halo designs arent allowed, they would just remind people of the better games and how dogshit 343 halo is in every way

>>534936749
You're playing a game where the Expendable Anti-Tank is abbreviated EAT-17 (Eat It)

>>534936483
PLASMA grenades you fucking retarded faggot, not sticky. We needa noraml non stick plasma grenade first. Not a crossover for plasma grenades.

>>534936641
It would fit better if they just made storm trooper inspired armor with a hd2 aesthetic bent, but that would probably get them in trouble with the mouse
They did it a fair bit with the borderlands Warbond already, but that may be too far.

>>534936874
Plasma grenades don't exist in Helldivers anon. Alexus said plasma has no weight and cannot destroy a heavy container's door. It doesn't stick either. :^)

>>534936264
>Why do people want the actually fitting Halo content in Helldivers over the super soldiers?

>>534937003
Halo plasma grenades are not fitting for HD2 and just because I'm shitting on ODST doesn't mean i want spartan armor over odst armor in the game. KYS strawman faggot.

>>534933935
I couldn't imagine ever being this perpetually jaded and miserable

Halo warbond imminent, retard. You will play it.

>>534937172
>Halo plasma grenades are not fitting for HD2
Ok Alexus

>>534936749
>nooo halo totally isn't childlish bullshit it's all serious and gritty and fitting
No one has said this but ok
And it's both when it needs to be anyways

>>534936993
>add plasma grenades
>they're just Planetside 2 impulse grenades (no damage, a lot of push force)

>>534937172
I never said plasma grenades are fitting for Helldivers? You outright said people are Reddit glazing ODST. Look at what game you're playing, dipshit.

Yep.
watched a bit of red v blue back in the day.

>>534936515
>fight me.
No. I dont hate Halo 2, and its rare to see someone talk about liking it, probably due to obvious outliers. The whole dynamic story between Chief and playing the Arbiter was a nice change of pace, alongside seeing it from the "other" side.

>>534936730
>If Halo 2 was released in the current year, we would've witnessed the most incredible temper tantrum from redditors and /hdg/
Already had those tantrums with the leviathans, and look where we are. The only time you can ever see actual difficulty like that is in obscure games, or anything outside your AAA / AA radar.
Halo CE is just solid fun, and watching friends play it always baffles me. I'll forgive those who understand the secret bullshit behind certain weapons being inherently stronger against certain enemies (some codemonkey bullshit), but other than that, it's not the hardest game to play on legendary.

>>534936917
Aint that literally that one polar patriots heavy armor?
I see storm trooper in it

>>534937297
I accept your concession.

>and then, mom, after the jiggaboo nu metal stopped
>3 saxophone notes, mom
>you should have seen it
>HALOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>534936797
>>or god forbid, 343 design
There are no 343 designs of actual ODSTs outside of the updated visuals for the ODSTs for Halo 2 Anniversary, which just took the classic Bungie concept art and faithfully reproduced it, you'd know that if you kept up with Halo. There are ODST-inspired armor for the Spartans in 4, 5 and Infinite, but no actual ODSTs, meaning all the possible models Helldivers 2 can use is in Halo 2 Classic, Halo 2 Anniversary, Halo 3, Halo 3: ODST and Reach. 4 out of 5 of these are all Bungie.

>>534927551
>too retarded to perceive that inducing snipersissy shit into a horde shooter might be seen as negative and piss people off
peak nordpost

>Mind broken by the pillars
You seem upset

>all those people malding and seething.
It only makes it sweeter to me. Keep crying faggots.

>>534905594
Bug infrastructure should just be robust enough that we need to use the hellbomb.

>>534935816
the art in >>534935621 is a fan redesign but >>534935923 is real

all killzone collab stuff is dogshit right?
pretty sure it will be the same for odst

>>534937457
Please point out where I mentioned odsts in my concern for us getting shitty 343 halo designs in the event of a crossover

YEEAAAHHHH ODST WARBOND

>>534937315
>Look at what game you're playing, dipshit.
Helldivers is it's own thing. Just because its partly inspired by ODST/Halo doesn't justify adding whatever ill fitting stuff for crossover content. We need a normal in universe plasma grenade first and foremost. I don't want the Halo plasma grenade taking that place.

There won't be halo collab shit you demented manchildren. Xbox port is happening because Sony wants it. AHS won't do shit, also Halo hasn't been relevant for what now 15 years?

YYYEEEAAAAAHHHH ODST WARBOND

>>534905650
Jokes aside, when are they going to fix that one hole in the mega nests that is bugged into the hillside in such a way that enemies clip out of the ground and grenades cannot enter the hole? I'm tired of having to use a hellpod to close it.

>>534937703
I can't wait for this patch to break all of your gay fucking mods.

>>534937667
Once again, why would we be getting 343 designs for something 343 has never bothered even making since they got a hold of the franchise? You hear the H3:ODST jingle and somehow conclude we're getting 343 Spartans? Do you know how retarded of a logic leap that is?

>>534937810
Remember your words when the warbond drops.

I LOVE HALO

>>534937457
>smug retard
>zero reading comprehension

>>534906852
That's part of the "fix" where status effects were applying to easily in groups. You rike??

>>534936679
you are brown

>>534937631
WASP is pretty good.

>>534931179
HALO?

put it in swedes

>>534937349
>>534936917
Cant be just me that sees this shit and thinks "star wars", right?
The tampon armor and exterminator are the most obvious star wars callouts, you gotta be a blind nigger living under a rock to not see it

>>534937715
Please actually read my post

>I never said plasma grenades are fitting for Helldivers? You outright said people are Reddit glazing ODST. Look at what game you're playing, dipshit.

Why do you think people want ODST specifically in Helldivers over literally any other game in the Halo franchise? It's not difficult to understand why.

>>534937349
https://youtube.com/watch?v=A0-f9RNfBqw
Just as a visual reminder.
>
One of the helmets does a bit , I don’t see it in the armor thoughever.
The post I replied to said straight up storm trooper armor would fit. I think some of the lines and edges would have to be redone to fit helldivers, at least a bit more ridged. Pretty much just the basic black and yellow armors, but reflective white. A heavy armor set with sharper shoulders maybe.

d10, lobby decides faction
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775244885576479/76561198027910192

>>534937948
>States Helldivers will add 343 designs for something 343 never made
Pot, kettle.

>>534937884
holy malding

>>534937631
The wasp is pretty good, armour is kind of niche but okay if you built towards it. Everything else kind of blows; Assault rifle hardly has any more ammo in the mag than base liberator despite boasting about the drum mag (no sights either), smg just barely gets a pass from me for actually 'feeling' like what I'd expect an smg to be like, but still not good since it's an smg, plasma sniper is something I keep forgetting about because it's a meme.

THIS IS NOW A HALO GENERAL

ALL NON-HALO DISCUSSION IS NOW OFF TOPIC

>this many halo shitters
We gatekept HD2 from amerimutts less than we perhaps should have.

>>534898674
What the fuck. This dude squashed the balls on his AR.

>>534937915
Again, point out to me where I said specified spartans. You're making a lot of leaps yourself and frothing at the mouth to correct things never said. Plenty of dogshit 343 weapons and armour we could end up with slapped onto divers, be it odst themed, spartan or not, that is based on their design ethos and art direction to cement their stewardship/image of the franchise currently, as they've been desperate to do across several games and multi-media halo projects, meaning it's entirely possible for this.