Thread 534907607

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troondle filth off the op!

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>>534907607 (OP)
yup, this one

Perfect.

This one

I'm gonna play on BOTH servers!
I will have FUN!

This one

CHICKEN POCHIE

POCHIE WEEK

POCHIE HYPE!!!!!!

TURDLE LOST
>POCHIE WON
TURDLE LOST
>POCHIE WON
TURDLE LOST
>POCHIE WON
TURDLE LOST
>POCHIE WON

I wonder how hard it would be for Kaytotes to walk away from Ascension if they start pushing too much. Just steal the core and run.

POCHIE HYPE
>POCHIE HYPE
POCHIE HYPE
>POCHIE HYPE
POCHIE HYPE
>POCHIE HYPE

this one

remember when epochitroons hacked twow bug tracker to shill epoch and shat up global chat with "Go to epoch!"
bunch of uppity poor neighborhood demographics

>turtletrannies have finished their emergency war room dilation session and going all cylinders on their shill campaign
Shame epoch went down the way it did, but as long as turdle dies its a win

POCHIE HYPE
>POCHIE HYPE
POCHIE HYPE
>POCHIE HYPE

Turtle won.
https://youtu.be/d_OaLQeOkZM
https://youtu.be/ATXSJhdmfwE

>guys you are just imagining all these turtle shills
>turtle shill troll bake immediately after
kek

troontle won

>Epoch quite literally WON and announced GREAT news
>turdle shilling instantly ramps up, extremely aggressive, constant lies, grasping at anything they can
You just love to see it, ha!

Will Warcraft III UI work properly now that we're going onto Ascension's hardware?

>asspoch confirmed rugpull
>troondle still seething faggots
>ascension p2w
>blizz servers dead
Admit it. Gummy fucking WON

>>534907450
>the guys who lied and stalled for last 2 weeks said so therefore it's true
Lmao.
I think kayotes might unironically be retarded enough to believe this.
Once ascension team gets ahold of their emu and custom code they can do w/e the fuck they want, including adding new shit to shop or completely replacing Kayotes and his team. 99% of players wouldn't give a fuck, they just want to play.
The fuck is he going to do? Go to courts complaining about being scammed out of IP he stole from Blizzard?
Lmao.
I hope he collected the paycheck before giving them access.

>>534907902
It's more likely than you think!

>>534907846
It's just one guy rajeet

>>534907902
i'll give it a 50% chance

Call it, /epog/. How many users will the relaunch of Pochie have on Ascension?

>>534907981
>>534907998
I want to believe

>>534907991
if only

>>534907837
kek #2

>>534908001
it honestly depends on how well they advertise it and what alternatives there are at the moment

>>534907902
WC3 UI was made for 1.12 and lazily ported to 3.3.5. It won't work no matter what server it is, because the 3.3.5 client gets no support despite what this thread will tell you.

thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n4TyqYsC26g

>>534907943
He'll go to reddit to call for action only to be spammed with mpreg emojis and laughed at, then he'll get shanked or something idk what happens in the uk

WE FUCKING WON EPCHSISTERS!!!
TURDLE IS NO MORE

>>534908001
Vastly more than on the orignal launch due to blueballs from second launch and since now epoch will also cannibalize on the existing ascended playerbase

Oh non non nono....
turdie sister, our cope?!?!

>Kayotes fucks over his own dev team that worked tirelessly for last 2 weeks and hovered over the project for 4 years
>grabs a cash bag and proceeds to make OC donut steel content for his undead paladin.
Kayotes won. Everyone else associated with this shitshow lost.

>>534908076
FUCK, I know addon creators can be a mercurial bunch but could it have killed him to make it work on 3.3.5?

OH NO NO NO NO NO
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>>534908052
>making fun of epoop is shilling

Hold the line pochie sisters!

As an outsider it looks like to me the majority here seem to enjoy the tribal battle more than any version of wow, I would not surprised if a lot of people here wouldn't even bother playing in the end

>>534907709
>leveling 2 characters in vanilla's slog fest of a leveling
that sounds awful

>>534908138
yeah, i feel sorry for the devs.
kaytotes is a scumbag, and will forever be known as one.

say what you want but epoch lost it's sovl by going the corpo route

POOCHIE FOREVER

>>534908083
give me code monkey instead

>Log into Ascension “classic” wow
>make new character
>no kino intro cutscene
>level 1 mounts
>auto learned skills
>10 slots bags
>triple exp rates
>level scaling
>mobs are all bullet sponges
>tranny transmogs everywhere
This is souless

>>534908170
no, shilling turtle is shilling

are you telling me that the grandma died for nothing now?

>>534908001
>discord population keeps going up
>all these niggas will get accounts now that Assencion handles that side of things
Seems like there's going to be more than ever before since everyone can get account now.

>>534907757
That's the part I don't get, Ascension is going to have full access to everything Kaytotes has been keeping private right? And they'll have a full functioning server. Can Kaytotes steal the thing that makes the server function and even things out if he wanted to distance himself from ascension?

>>534908157
they should sell stair access
I heard they are in high demand on Epoch.

>>534908209
T R O O N D L E
L O S T

>>534908213
I don't see anyone shilling anything but ascension ITT

>>534908170
he's been posting the same images for almost 3 weeks man

>>534908185
>he says while posting a corpo chuuba

>>534908209
its retail, everybody knows its just retail
if you want to play retail you will be playing bronzebeard, if not you will be playing epoch

>everyone says they should sell the project to a more competent team
>they do exactly that
>people complain

>>534908279
then you are retarded

>>534908157
Ahhh so this is classic+

will epoch still have those dogshit raid attunements like where you have to spend 20 hours in BRD to get onyxia attunement? literally made me quit turtle

Why would ascension want to split the playerbase with bronzebeard ? They're just going to grab the data and tell gaytotes to take a hike

>>534908170
>"making fun of epoop is shilling"
>epoochie isn't even mentioned once
>but there are two YT links to turdle content (one is official)
Jesus I know you turtle troons are delusional but damn, you do know everyone can see these posts, right?

>>534908352
yes
they even made the MC attunement more involved which is kino

>>534908130
His question had nothing to do with the framework lmfao. He's talking about the way Ascension used slimey tactics to push the CoA creators out of the project. This Dutch guy has politician levels of question avoidance.

>>534908181
Leveling is my favorite part of the game! After you get to 60 you have to start grinding a bunch of shit for endgame and I hate that part, it feels like a job to me.

>>534908369
because there's no overlap between bronzebeard and epoch

>>534908185
I do like it more when the servers are more amateur and less businesslike, but at the same I want this server to be playable. I just hope it's true that Epoch will have all the power in regard of content and shop.

How much should I spend anons?
These are the items I want on Bronzebeard.
>Repair bot 35DP
>Bank account-wide 50DP
>Treasure Keeper 35DP
>Flight Master Whistle 50DP
>Burning Crusade Warchest - Fel Enchanted Warchest 50DP (28 slot bags on all characters)
>Call Board portable dailies 35DP (per faction)
>Loot-Transfigurator 5000 55DP

POCHIESISTERS WE R EATING GOOD

>Kezan is gonna easily have 10k+ players
It's gonna be so fucking rough competing for nodes.

>ascension paid shills vs turtle paid shills
holy kino

>>534908369
the number of people interested in both bronzebeard and epoch is like 3

>>534908387
fucking torture man. at least there will be prison runs on a fresh server

>>534908298
korone has more sovl than epochcension ever will. Epoch could have been great a true rival to turtle, but alas we're here. Anyways play on ambershire: twow.link/yzilma

>>534908157
>buys everything with in-game gold made thanks to profession dailies
ez lmao

>>534908430
But it literally says "Bronzebeard" right there.

>>534908415
There is an overlap in terms of playerbase. Anyways, I think we can expect a cash shop in the long run, gaytotes won't be here for long

Either he goes with a bag or nothing in his hands but he's gonna go at some point

>>534908001
You can tell from this thread alone that the hype must go on and the re-re-relaunch will have a massive player count at start. There's too many mindbroken wow bucks who need to get their annual dose of fresh WoW.
Now whether the server will actually stay popular depends entirely on Ascensions team. My bet is that month into launch they come with some bs excuse about them not anticipating such a high demand and server upkeep being higher than expected, therefore amendments to cash shop are a must.
There's a reason why I quit this wretched server many years ago.

>>534908352
yeah but now dutch will make them sell a pass to skip it all

POCHIE WEEK
>POCHIE WEEK
POCHIE WEEK
>POCHIE WEEK
POCHIE WEEK
>POCHIE WEEK

>>534908527
trvke
buying and selling gold is vanilla

Epoch is the deltarune of p-servers

>>534908369
bronzebeard isn't classic+ despite what they advertised

>>534908549
you should not have dropped out of school

>>534906208
>gm sells gold on the side nearly a decade ago and then instantly bans the person who paid for it, putting the money right back into the server
vs
>openly selling character level boosts, profession boosts, p2w world buffs, extra profession slots, gear, level 1 mounts, etc and the money goes to their retoilet slop
You Ass shills are really profoundly stupid.

Haha epoch chads we won. Who cares if there’s a cash shop with p2w items. As long as I get my deadlmines and WC remake and 10 new quests

>>534908625
Based, I hecking love deltarune!

>>534908437
yeah that's why I'm just gonna go tailor enchant

>>534908648
And now neither is Epoch.

>>534908597
I will now buy your paypiggie coins

How do I get rid of these fucking >POCHIE spammer anime faggots? Is there some uBlock script or something

>>534908648
bronzebeard is SoD+
otherwise known as Ascension-lite

I am going to undead paladin-necromancer hell yeah

POCHIE HYPEEEEE

>>534908687
>openly selling character level boosts, profession boosts, p2w world buffs, extra profession slots, gear, level 1 mounts, etc and the money goes to their retoilet slop
But enough about Turtle

Someone post that screencap of Turtle devs saying Epoch's team is weak and will go down as such. They were right, Kayotes folded and sold the server within 2 weeks lmao.

>>534908443
your picrel is literally these threads and it's been pretty damn funny to watch unfold

>>534908701
>Who cares if there’s a cash shop with p2w items.
Show the Epoch cash shop

>>534908723
you can doom all you want but that's yet to be seen
only time will tell

>>534908352
please. if you optimize your route and have a good party it only takes 16 hours at most

>>534907757
Ascension probably won't let Kaytotes have their core, only the header files at most. Having their core leaked would risk the business venture they're running on the main servers.
>>534908226
Kaytotes's value add is in custom scripts and assets, which can be developed separately from the core.

any of you fine homosexuals got a bbc+ inv?

>>534908601
thank you for your endless excitement burnieanon

Lets pour one out for our homie Ulmetrs.
He kept the torch burning strong until the very end.

>>534908824
Post your email and I'll give it to you

>>534908780
You're right Dutch is very trusthworthy and not greedy at all, all those armor sets ripped from retail and thrown into their fucked up WOTLK client for 100 dollars would never ever EVER EVER NEVER show up in Epoch!

Should I play BBC+ now that I installed Ascension?

Can anyone explain how Ktotes went from being retard extraordinaire for 3 years to a genius mastermind businessman in the span of 2 days?

>>534908209
>>triple exp rates
You can disregard this entire post, it's a turdle discord drone

if i log into Epoch and see some fucking faggot on a shadowlands mount I will do unspeakable things
it better be kept completely and utterly seperate

>>534908896
pokke@yahoo.com

>>534908936
poopie...

>pochie may actually have functioning servers now
IT'S HABBENING

>>534908927
>1.5x exp rates
You realize they are going on Wotlk base rates right? And Wotlk was already 2-3x faster than Vanilla.

tapatio doritos while playing pochie

>>534908936
too late

>>534908594
Well that sucks to hear. I never gave any Asc server a try because it was way too fun-server for my taste, but I'm sure it will be inevitable for them to wave succulent P2W carrots in front of a normally reserved purist Epoch crowd.

>ascended community mods making fun of epoch community mods
what a time to be alive

>>534908897
>>534908780

>>534908619
>made thanks to profession dailies
turdle NPCs are fuming so hard they can't even read properly lmaooo

Turtle Won. Ascension Won. Epoch Lost.
You guys Lost. Reddit Lost. Reddit Won.
2channel Won. Wallcraft Won. Wildstar Lost.

Yeah, I'm going turtle
Will get my fresh fix, take a shower and leave
Also warmode so there's less grind

>>534908687
>And then instantly bans
Yea bro, surely

Doest Turtle has any bonds with Ascension? If not, i am good with p2w shit.

TURTLETACHI...........

Question: Why does Ascension and Turtle WoW get to have official Youtube channels? Doesn't Youtube taken everything like that down?

>>534908972
Sent :)
No seriously, check your spam.
>>534909084
Honestly I'm gonna roll Tel'Abim and assume the PvP server is gonna explode in popularity. Less people playing so it'll feel fresh anyways.

>poochie is classic+
no ascension isn't classic+ it's retail+ like you guys said. Only turtle is classic + right now.

How do I get a BBC+ invite?

>>534908687
>p2w world buffs
pffft lmao
THAT is your new script? holy shit

>>534909049
>70 IQ jeet thinks buying items that someone else bought for real $ isn't gold buying

>>534909005
Hello Midna poster
I miss the green Doritos
Salsa Verde I think. Haven't seen them on shelves in over a decade.

They said theres not going to be p2w.
If they open a p2w shop I simply stop playing. What's the problem exactly?

nonnies are so pent up...

watch as they backport retail features into poochie.

Wow a new kid on the block gets forced to join one of the gangs instead making something of themselves, what a surprise. Expect monetization out the as the second population dips beyond a certain point. It's genuinely fucking over

>>534909175
pochie isn't ascension

>>534909034
>screenshot from troondle
?

>>534909001
Oh, my bad
They're 1.0x lol

>all the turdwow seething ITT
keep it up this is priceless!

>>534909182
You can literally buy %damage world buffs on Ascension, you can buy 60% speed mounts at level 1, you can buy boosts to max level, you can buy boosts to your professions, you can buy reusable hearthstones to every single city in the game, you can buy heirlooms, you can buy literally anything except outright raid gear.

>>534908319
troondle shills arent people

>>534909256
There isn't one. Turdle shills just don't want to be alone when we're all playing Epoch together :]

how long do you think it's gonna take ascension to unfuck epoch's coding

>>534909256
NOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T DO THAT YOU'RE A SHILL

KEK EPOGLETS!

>>534909256
>play for 200+ hours
>the open a p2w shop
>what is the problem
LMAO

>>534909175
Turtle's cash shop is greedier than even retail.

>>534909080
and dragalia?

>>534909080
Wildstar won because they dropped a banger and then got out before the scene went to total shit.

are ascension people germans? makes sense since they help their muslim brothers kay and gang

>>534909256
You are a fag who is getting used to mine crypto.
>>534909295
It quite literally is.
>but they said
Use your brain

I think this entire thread is 2 retards fighing, I think epoch will launch and people will play it, a lot of the rabid shills will drop off pretty quick when they realize its not going to be as they wanted it to be and playbase will slowly normalize, cash shop will eventually slowly drizzle in starting with just innocuous stuff and will either stay that way or ramp up depending on how the server is going and in the end these rabies infected threads with hyper shills and hyper tribal fighting will be a faint memory

>>534909390
dragalia... lost.

The ascension discord is filled with troons. Why is the private server scene like this?

>>534909375
>get 200 hours of enjoyment
good for me

>>534909180
I found a code on reddit, the post was 8 days old but the link still worked

>2 week long rollercoaster of lies and empty promises.
>Suddenly this new wall of text is supposed to change anything at all.
At the end of the day this is all just text on my screen. I just want to play the fucking game.

i miss the battlefield beta

>>534909337
They are ripping the core out and replacing it with something functional so I'd say a day tops.
They have dedicated teams on payroll for servershit.
We'll know more tomorrow.

reading the announcement from Ascension's pov
>during the release, there will be as many realms as needed to hold all the players that want to play
>merges will be handled efficiently as needed to ensure realms stay populated
they better not do the jewish thing like they do on ascension where they hide /who so you cant figure out if the realm you're on is dead from just checking

SLEEPOCH IS NEVER LAUNCHING AND IF IT DOES IT'S P2W BWAHAHAHHA

>>534909308
None of this will be on BBC, so I don't care
Even then, I have half the QoLs without spending a single dime
Cope + Seethe some more, chimp

These threads are the gift that keeps on giving, holy fuck my sides.

>>534909005
Did you try them? They're great
>>534909240
I remember the green doritos chips were great, I think those were guacamole though

>>534909445
And Turtle will win in the end from Asscension's greed and retoilet mentality

>>534909180
Someone asked on the discord earlier and the mod just gave them one

>>534909535
Half of that is literally already on BBC, and the other half will be there before ZG drops.

why arent we playing classic mop?

Think of it like this: Ascension controls everything that happens on the server side, Epoch handles everything on the client side except maybe which client to use, I doubt ascension is letting that slide.

>>534909375
>YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND, THIS CHARACTER IS AN INVESTEMENT, I CAN'T JUST LEAVE IT BE?!
You can tell this troon is a turdle drone, instantly lol

Ok I don't care about all this fucking drama, are the servers going to be up this weekend? Will I be able to play WoW?

>>534909618
because i dont want to play a boredom simulator for 80 hours until max level only to run the most asinine dungeons ever made to be able to raid, maybe, if the generous gdkp gods of my server say I have enough gold to do so

>>534907716
k
y
s

>>534909535
>None of this will be on BBC, so I don't care
It literally already is on Bronzebeard you fucking retard, you can view it right now. It will be down for 2 weeks at launch and then come right back up, like all of their other servers. You are a zoomer fucking retard who has never played any of these servers before, get your nigger sodomite ass out of here secondary.
Epoch going to ascension is it's death knell no matter what you rabid shills or subhuman IQ third worlders say

>>534909668
yes. ambershire launches on the 17th.

>>534908130
Whats kaytotes gonna do when Ascension guys get their code and then kick them out?
You can't sue them, it's Blizzard's IP.

>>534909668
It's starting to look like that yeah

>>534909618
I've been playing MoP the whole time pochie has been struggling

>>534909375
So?
As opposed to what? Having some pixels on the screen? Grow up bro. I bet you collect toys.
200 hours of having fun. That's enough for me

How is this general allowed while the server has been offline for 3 weeks already?

uh oh, turdle shill has the grumpy dumpies.

>>534909509
i need a pochie gf like this...

>>534909668
you can play wow already just stop being a F R E S H faggot and hop on BBC or turtle bro

>>534909642
>I CAN'T JUST LEAVE IT BE?!
So you're saying the rational thing to do would be to quit the server when that happens. Which is exactly what he's saying. Some of you are legit mind broke at this point lmao.

>>534909708
>>534909668

will i get banned for rejecting a troon admins advances on me in Epoch like I was banned in Turtle?

>>534909642
>waaaah i dont want to roll on a private server because it may get taken down at any time
>waaaaaah what do you mean you don't want to play on my server that plans to implement a sinister and greed driven cash shop 2 months into it's life, you aren't wasting time YOU ARENT YOU ARENT

Funny observation:
whenever epochfags run their mouth against turtle, the karma always gets them with an equal blow back
can't wait for the new season

>>534909668
They just need to implement the bbc stability changes to their server, get it added to their launcher, spin up some new servers and fix the original issues
give it a couple of hours and we will be in

>>534909481
>>534909642
>>534909642
mega cope

>p2w elements always super bad
>...why?
>...
>*angry*

>>534909809
all video games are a waste of time, retard.

>>534908108
mean awhile
>turtle does nothing
>continues to win
lmao

>>534909795
You are so new bro. Go back to discord or reddit.

>>534909809
servers come and go
what matters is whether it's good

this kills the bronzebeard

Where is Ascension server located? I don't want to play with 300 ping to niggerland.

>>534909803
Yes.
You should let the cute cuntboy ride your dick nonny

I got permabanned from ascension for need rolling an offspec item in wailing caverns and a tranny in the group reported me after throwing a meltie and leaving the run.

This actually solves my analysis paralysis beautifully, only positive out of this situation.

>the server that sustains (possibly fake) 10k players through the most Jewish cash shop I've seen on retail will graciously host 25k players by only selling pure cosmetics and not monetizing that new userbase whatsoever
Call me a shill or a doubter but I struggle to believe it.
>who cares if the server goes to shit after x months. Had my fun
Lots of people care including me. Big part of what makes WoW special is character progression and involvement. You know I'm right, most fags here would have a harder time deleting their blizzard accounts than breaking up with their gf. Investing hundreds of hours into a server that can turn dogshit at any time is a huge no no.

>>534909887
>Epoch trannies are now defending pay2win
>Epoch trannies are now defending pay2win
>Epoch trannies are now defending pay2win
>Epoch trannies are now defending pay2win
>Epoch trannies are now defending pay2win
I knew this whole general was full of faggots but holy shit.

the turtle troon is melting down
hope he gets overtime pay in india

>With infrastructure off our hands, the content team will work on resolving bugs reported during the launch window and some new surprises.
what could they be...

>>534909460
Your next cope, turdle drone?

>>534909809
This nigger unironically things playing wow is not a waste of time

wtb soft twinky faggot healslut bf to duo dungeons with

>>534909989
2x leveling potion

>>534909887
>>534909982
Falseflagging ESL replying to himself

>>534909935
Nah, Epoch will be forced to sell some shit for sure. Epoch will give online. It's a win win.

>>534909976
eh, worst case scenario it's turtle vol2

>>534909920
>spend month doing nothing but leveling
>endgame is only MC and Ony
>before any new content is added going off Epoch's own roadmap, cash shop shit is in the game
>just quit haha, it's not a big deal lol!
Yeah nah, not going to waste my time on a pointless grind to 60 yet again.

>>534909882
>turdle NPCs so mad he clicks my reply twice
kek

Sooo... is it online? I haven't slept for 3 days and i start to see a bit blurry and hear sounds

Where are the Ascension servers located? Closer or further to North America than the UK Pochie servers?

>>534909965
>things that didn't happen
Be real you called them slurs you went full nuke levels of retard and now you are here lying about it because deep within you know how fucking cringe your fragile ego is

>>534910051
Cope cuckold

>>534910081
leveling is the game, retard

>>534909976
Of course they will add pay2win shit. It will be a slow frog boil but they will do it.

No wipe niggers? have you converted?

You all have mentally Problems

>>534910097
how much closer can you get without being on north america anon

>>534909982
>>534910046
>>534910054
Good morning Shenna

>>534910108
what did he mean by this

>>534910143
What?

>>534910108
I, too, can use inspect element

>>534910143
the one with real issues is magics grandma

>>534910143
ok Epurtle shill

>>534910051
damn, you got me
I'm still getting those turtle coins tho

>>534910157
oil platform server.

>>534910119
Then you are a hypocrite, because you could have been leveling on turtle this entire time which has like 10x more custom content than Epoch will have on launch.

>>534909942
Europe.
some finnbro was getting 30ms on their classless.

>>534910039
Hey...

>>534910190
smoooooch

>>534910187
hi Dutch

Turtle Trannies FEAR this option

>>534909613
>>534909692
>nuh uh it definitely will be!
Still don't care, Cope + Seethe + Piss your Pants even more
And I still have half of this shit just for playing the game, turdle slaves could never lmao!

Ascension devs are probably ripping their teeth out having to fix all of the vibe code garbage

>>534910219
oh sorry, I don't want a 2x exp funserver

epurtle shills are strong todnay

>>534910219
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/AuGaWL-IdLA?feature=share
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/cE2sKEipaw4?feature=share

If you want Classic+, why are you hyping up a server that barely has any custom content? Turtle WoW has literal expansions’ worth of new stuff, and yet you morons are choosing something with almost nothing new instead of a project that’s been going strong for 8 years.

I genuinely don’t get it.

Turtle WoW 1.18 adds:

3 new zones (1 more coming before end of 2025)

2 new dungeons

600+ new items

Tons of other custom content

Fresh RP-PvE server launches August 17th, meanwhile Sleepoch is still going to be deader than shit by the time this ACTUALLY launches.
https://youtu.be/ATXSJhdmfwE
https://youtu.be/vIuS0DXGY6Y
https://youtu.be/uBJmyhE2_pQ
https://youtu.be/njXP0hfJBjc
https://youtu.be/5gy_3Dy5nXE

>>534910259
>disable transmogrifications
>mounts
huh?

>>534910102
>things that didn't happen
nta but thats 90% of the posts about turdie
doesnt feel so good now that it happens to your golden goose huh

What's wrong with XP boosts being purchasable? Something like $50 for 2x XP would be great. A tiny sum of money that saves a whole lot of time.

>>534910259
ah the clown suit simulator option

>>534910219
i played turtle and didn't like their quest writing
their writers should learn punctuation

>>534910259
are ascension devs coding GAWDS or what

>>534910348
soul.

>>534910270
>it won't be on BBC!
>oh, it is? well, I don't care.
I don't play turtle, you're just pathetic lol

>>534910326
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ZEBIxD5XgM
sorry I don't play funservers where you can just pull the entire dungeon and facetank it solo

>>534909942
see
>>534905012
>>534905094

>>534910321
>>534910326
lol

>>534910348
sovl

>>534910346
This is what will happen
>it's just boosts
>it's just heirlooms
>It's just Tier 1 gear

>>534910429
You can do that on classic retail servers dumbass.

For some reason, like a switch clicked, I just lost all interest. The last two weeks has been fun, but its over for me.
*does a 360 and walks off into the sunset*

>>534910346
insteand of buying xp, buy penis boost pills? its 2x like the xp

>>534910429
why do you get mad at what other people are capable of doing? who cares

This is all a bad dream, right? I'm still asleep? I'm going to wake up and the announcement isn't going to be real, I'm going to log into a pochie server, ran and hosted by pochie, with ~2500 of my friends.

So did that traitor kayotes ever explain wtf has gone wrong? The server was running flawlessly with 5k players and 0 lag, they claimed it wasn't a crash but a problem with custom content. 3 days later they come out with an announcement claiming they can't handle the architecture and that the server is being sold to cash shop goblins?
Was any of this true or the guy simply decided to cash out Notch style.

Can someone explain to me how Pochie "won"? The way I see it, the server failed to launch, the devs were unable to solve the problems and in desperation they had to subsidize the server to another established server.

Yes, the server will eventually come online, but it will be under the influence of Ascension and we all know that corporate speech of "we have total control, they will respect our vision" never lasts. I don't know bros, I guess in the short term it's a "win" but in the long term things can change quickly.

Anyone wanna play Warmane, Onyxia?

>>534910330
cash shop mounts get turned to default racial mounts I assume

>>534910219
Sometimes I think it's not shills, but it's actually shenna shilling her server and seething instead lol

>>534910465
proof?
and you better not post that video of the level 70 dude

>>534910532
idk, ask shenna. they seem to be more upset than ever before

>>534910119
Funny that, i thought leveling content was a waste of time when turdle added new 30 zones and dungeons

>>534910487
me too bro
*does a 360 and follows u*

>>534910259
real solution is to just have it disabled by default. if you want to see other players troon out, enable it.

>>534910532
shut up troonie

>>534910507
it would become unstable overtime and/or crash and they couldn't debug it for some reason apparently, and im also guessing he got a big payout lets be real

>>534910552
tbc is fucking boring go on icecrown or lodaeron for more fun

Snapped out of it after seeing Ascensions money shop. Peace out pochies it was fun while it lasted

>>534910465
Proof?

>>534910571
probably mad knowing he could have just ignored the shitty epoch and everything would have been fine
now he is stuck supporting a secondary server that will most likely be low end population wise like their shitty pvp server

what happened? i was asleep

>>534910507
He and his idea guys team don't want to bother with getting the server running for 10k+ people and just wanna make custom shit
so they decided to sell their soul to ascension in exchange for server infrastructure and actual professionals

They said Ascension's shop won't be on Pochie and Pochie won't have those items not now or in the future and Pochie will keep its vision don't you read stop telling lies about Pochie

>>534910354
Yeah, anon, you’re kinda right—Turtle WoW’s quest text is a hot mess. It’s like their writers forgot punctuation exists and just vomited lore onto the page. Quests feel like a fever dream with commas and periods playing hide-and-seek. Meanwhile, Epoch’s quest text? Absolute perfection—crisp, clean, every sentence dripping with purpose. Their lore weaves you into the world like a master storyteller, no fluff, just pure narrative gold. Turtle’s team needs to take notes from Epoch’s writers—proper punctuation and tight prose would make their quests actually readable. Stick with Epoch for that sweet, sweet questing bliss, anon.

>>534910690
gaytotes sold out
it's over

>>534910690
Pochie won
functioning servers coming
POCHIE WEEKEND

>>534910570
>>534910668
https://youtu.be/lwF9GfD-VD4

>>534910708
sis you don't get it they'll totally add them in two years don't you see

ALABAMA ARKANSAS

>>534910757
bad bait

>>534910690
>>Kaytotes sold
>>Ascension bought
>>Both say Epoch has full control of basically everything except the server part
>make up your own opinions with that information

>>534910708
blizzard also said many years ago WoW would never have a cash shop nor would they allow having same faction characters on the same server

now look at retail WoW lmao

>>534910507
ascension got their grabby hands on his mind, they whispered niceties made to lessen the invisible, yet heavy, burden expectation on his shoulders

>>534910532
Hype train passengers itt are just coping hard and projecting any valid criticism on the few mentally ill turtle shills that frequent this general. For me that server is now DoA, I played on Ascension before and I cba dealing with their bullshit. Will fuck around on retail for S3 of War Within until they announce classic+.
>>534910507
It's obvious Kayotes received a high 5 figure check and decided to call it. >>534910495
I'm sorry anon, it's over.

Is there a legal agreement between Epoch and Ascension or is this a handshake thing? Either way the long term viability of the server is in massive doubt. Leveling 1-60 fresh should be good at least. Epoch should have a month or two before it goes to shit.

>>534910708
they said many things so far. 90% of which were false and lies

>>534910749
>functioning servers coming
big if true

what's our cope right now?

/spit Kaytotes

>>534910690
https://files.catbox.moe/a8849z.png
whitemane = ascenscion
boy = kaytotes

>>534910623
I was under the impression that WoW gets worse the more expansions you play with.
What's the player count like on Lordaeron? Onyxia levelling was like a stroll through a ghost town. Hours without seeing another player. I also am now remembering that I hated the EXP multiplier.

reminder that gnome lords run this general
you will bow down to your groups gnome warrior
you will allow all gnome warriors to take all high end melee loot
you will sacrifice yourself to gnome warriors in BG to allow them easy rank 14

>>534910876
If I can level to 60 and maybe do a few dungeons/raids with the bros on a freshie for a couple months then I'll chalk this up as a W.

>boosts and heirlooms are now P2W
lol
lmao even

>>534910797
>>534910748
He actually sold? after 4 years? magic was that important?
>>534910749
Would ascension really want a server not on their existing system? I cannot see epoch remaining the same.
>>534910929
I understand perfectly thank you sloppa king.

>the AI sloppa anon actually ragequit the general over this
I don't understand this crippling autism.

>>534910613
I don't play Turtle or any other private server. I'm currently playing MoP and have been following this project because I want to play Classic+, and SoD is trash. Go keep fighting with trans in your imagination.

>>534911013
no I didn't
the other guy did

>PROJECT P2WALLOCH
>PROJECT P2WALLOCH
>PROJECT P2WALLOCH
>PROJECT P2WALLOCH
>PROJECT P2WALLOCH

>>534911013
don't look 3 posts above you.

>>534910920
uhhhh...... TURTLE SHILLS!

>>534910982
Magic was just a retarded teenager
I genuinely think they just didn't want to bother and took the easy money + a seemingly good deal
time will tell how long that lasts

>>534911049
>im not troondle shill i swear
sure thing buddy

Show pics of the Epoch cash shop

>>534911051
There were two of you?

>>534911069
Repost from days ago

>>534910876
>Is there a legal agreement between two guys that should be in prison for stealing Blizzard's intellectual property.
Lol anon. Just because they get away with it doesn't mean they're not breaking the law. Blizzard simply doesn't bother with pursuing servers that host fraction of a percent of their own playerbase. The legal costs would be higher than what they'd make back from suing.

>>534910982
Maybe selling out became a better deal with one less staff member to worry about. Maybe magic wasn't really much of an asset to begin with. We'll never know.

>>534910348
I'd rather work my way from clownsuits to tier gear than dual wield ashbringers and t2 from level 1

>>534910982
>launch
>oh fuck i am in way over my head
>hey man I'll give you money for your server
>okay but don't fuck me in the ass
>oh I wont, at least not until I have to

>>534911118
at least two
that guy put effort into his shops
I'm too lazy for that
I know there's a third.

>>534910963
*picks you up and punts you off the cliff*

>>534911101
I miss when people would just call each other nigger faggots instead of this weird retarded zoomer shit

They should give Magic a founders cut at least, 100% serious here.

>>534910978
in a game where levelling is meant to be a 100+ hour part of it
yes.

WELL WELL WELL
I JUST WOKE UP, GOT MYSELF A NICE WARM CUP OF COFFEE
AND THEN I SAW THE NEWSPAPERS
OVERNIGHT, I (THE GLORIOUS ASCENSION PLAYER) BECAME THE OWNER OF YOU (MISERABLE EPOOCHIES).
WINNING. ALWAYS. EVEN WHILE ASLEEP.

>multiboxing and boosting still banned
lmao get fucked shenna

>>534911101
meds

>>534908428
PLEASE RESPOND
>>534908428
PLEASE RESPOND
>>534908428
PLEASE RESPOND
>>534908428
PLEASE RESPOND

>>534910978
yes, that's P2W

>>534911248
holy fuck an actual newfag

this would be nice on pochie

>>534910978
>spending money to level faster and thus gain an advantage over other players isn't p2w
back to retail with you

>>534911162
are you retarded little lad? you can't mog items without earning them first you stupid fuck.

>>534911241
fuck him
he left when they needed him most

>>534910961
lodaeron is 1x and you can lvl through dungeon finder from lvl 15, yes there are lots of ppl lvling through dungeons or quests there, though most there are latinamericans and eastern europeans

>One team helps another in a difficult situation. Ascension will help with the server core. A former Twinstar developer helped in the most critical days after the launch.
>But there is another team. Seeing the difficult situation after the server launch, they hastily decided to launch a fresh realm to lure players from other team. They made videos with mockery of that server.

Really makes you think who is white and who is not.

>>534911248
nobody cares about leveling shenna
>>534911298
nobody cares about leveling shenna

>>534911323
facts ryangosling, fucking facts

>>534910920
That ur a cutie pie and I can't wait to erp wig you in game uwu

>>534911313
*earns items from the mtx store for only $19.99*
heh, out played n00b

>>534911162
I mean if you somehow manage to get yourself ashbringer and t2 set at level one...

>>534911294
Don't know about the xp part but we already had shared quest drops

>>534911376
spoken like a true retailnigger. keep fighting the spooks in your head based schizobro

>>534911294
shared quest items is in and honestly if nothing else that's more than enough

>>534911376
back to paymane, Ivan

>shills out in full force
This general is fucking pathetic. I'm spam reporting it every time it's made since there hasn't been a game for this general in over 3 weeks.

>>534911241
He'll get paid for what he put in, which is nothing.

>>534911376
why are you playing the version of the game most focussed around levelling then anon?

I started on turtle few days ago and I'm having fun, but the closer I get to end game the more "behind" I feel compared to the knowledge of the rest of the community, if that makes sense.

Like there's already dungeons I can queue for that I don't know where the world entrances are. I'm feeling like it'd be better to be a nub when everyone else also is.

>>534911323
TRVKE

>>534911384
this post chain is strictly talking about turtle vs epoch so it doesn't work that way
You will never have T2 or ashbringer at lvl 1, you have to hit 60 work your way into a raid and earn the drops before you can mog them.

>>534911323
The russian is white, muhammad isn't. Keep coping Gaytotes. Whites are conquerors and colonizers, whites don't care about your feelings or your child raping religion.

>>534911451
you have to go back

i have a question
on ascension /who is disabled for whatever reason
will it be disabled on epochscension? I find the /who feature very useful if I'm trying to form a group for a dungeon at strange times.

>>534911451
Epoch is literally over and so should the threads. Its now Ascension-Epochmode so at tthe least itshould be renamed.

The pros:
>better infrastructure, bigger, more stable servers
>better customer service
>better features on website etc.
>more likely to fix bugs in a timely manner as Ascension has paid devs that provide a paid service.
The cons:
>server will inevitably start seeing more cosmetics and pay4convenience / pay2win shit as no one does it for free at this scale.
>This will lead to creative crash between Epoch devs and Ascension management. Sooner or later kayotes will either quit or get sacked for creative differences, which could mean worse quality of custom content in the future

>>534911451
You've been melting about this for weeks and it's obviously not working. Get a grip.

>>534911539
actually hunny epoch is ascension now and ascension stuff is account wide :)

can i call for TTD and TND on ascension?

>>534911323
True and based
>>534911541
Russians don't even think of themselves as white

>>534911591
Can't they just do subs?

>>534910864
Don't be surprised if Ascension paid six figures anon. They will ease everyone into the shop one way or another later on. Ascension paid so they can absorb Epoch's numbers, not for their custom content

>>534911584
according to the f&g it's going to run on epoch framework so apparently no, but we'll see in the stress test

Bronzebeard won.
Epoch won.
Kaytotes won.

Turtle lost.
Shenna lost. Bigly.

I do not consent to my account to be transferred to Ascension, I wish to delete all info

>>534911629
They said its not going to work like that on their discord

>another 2 weeks of waiting for 10 minutes of testing
defend this unironically.

>>534911413
>>534911447
>>534911457
SHENNA
LOST

Honestly I want to cut out the middleman and just play Bronzebeard at this point. Hopefully we get a release date soon.

>>534911695
okay, that's hopeful
if they truly, do, genuinely keep it distinct and seperate and ignore the inevitable whining from the ascension playerbase who will be crying for all their xp boosts and shit to be ported over, this could be an okay development, maybe

https://files.catbox.moe/kf4t3q.png
>>534911767
>2 weeks
umm.. we're gonna be playing this saturday.

>>534911767
if you log onto turtle right now theres a ton of epoch refugees talking about how excited they are for ambershire in world chat

Hey, I'm a wow mega noob
I played until lvl 42 during last year's fresh servers (classic). Is this a classic server? Is it modified in any way? Will it have a decently sized playerbase?
I loved the experience and I'd like to hit max level this time around

>>534911767
more /epog/ threads

>>534911741
>he uses his main email and/or a common password for WoW pservers

>>534910445
Doodio, you can track server IP address and find it exact data center location.

>>534911591
Ascension dev team and GMs are BiS. Instantly respond to tickets, hang out in world chat, massive fren energy. Also never got muted for calling somebody a nigger, a kike, a faggot or anything in between.

>>534911689
NOOOO you have to understand, they are really interested in the custom content and thevibes!!!!! They are totally not going to monetize our comfy server and progressively fill it with things that weren't planned POCHIE WON TURDLE LOST!

POCHIE FRIDAY

>>534910747
Epoch uses ChatGPT for their quests

>>534911809
>pic
me
>on the left
ascension
>on the right
cum
>my money
milk
>project epoch

>>534911853
Wouldn't that just point to the proxy tho?

>lol10 launches lordaeron
>claims no p2w, no cash shop
>no one falls for it
>discovered they were selling characters and gold
>ass-shit-cion buys Epoch
>claims no overbearing cash shop (note here how they already have given leeway to having a cash shop)
>everyone shilling hard for them nonstop
>will eventually be discovered that they are selling 60s and gold
Screencap this post and see you in a few months, retards. Can't wait till this server drops to 100 players because they are tired doing nothing but world pvp and MC and the cash shop implementation drives the players away. Meanwhile Turtle, which has had no scandals apart from Crogge shit a decade ago running an entirely different server (who btw Shenna is no longer with and is a completely different human being), will still be popping off. On a new engine, with fun content, with an actually limited cosmetic shop.

get hypie for pochie wednesday stress test for 10 minutes of solid gameplay before the crash

>>534911874
Proof?

>>534911689
its crazy how much money Pserver owners make, I recently learned about the 2008 WoW server where the owner made 1 mil in a year but got destroyed by blizzard because they lived in the U.S

For the euros just waking up, Epoch isn't coming soon.

>>534911874
You see anon, I used Grok to generate that post because I was making a funny joke about how Epoch quest text is in fact AI generated and at least Turtle's are written by humans and only AI translated (which is why there are a few grammatical errors).

>>534912023
fake and gay

>>534912023
fake screenshot

when is we gonna stop dooming?

>>534912023
turtletroon can't even randomize their filename

>>534911921
Does Ascension use a proxy server? Why?

>>534912023
Hmmm... seems like I can't find this one...

>>534911976
Kayfool lost out on that for short term gains
I wish the worst on the Project Stillborn moving forward.

>>534912073
when they start the servers

>>534912023
Hello shill

>>534911923
What if you play on every server? Are you part of the winning team or the losing team? These things are important! Which video game team is winning!

>>534911467

I mean if you really can't figure out where these entrances are, I assume you haven't played much WoW beforehand. Things like Karazhan Crypts should be easy to figure out. But it's ok, there are addons that will show on the map where they're located, check your launcher.

Now for feeling behind, don't worry about that either. The endgame community is well- kinda retarded. Because their logs, turtle logs is so trash. There really isn't an effective way to weed out who's a fucking idiot that has no idea what they're doing. Even the class leads are kinda retarded because of this too.

If you have no Classic WoW experience you'll fit in just fine, all guilds including the top guilds on the server are not efficient at all. Turtle WoWs biggest strength is being a casual oriented experience instead of a true Classic+.

>>534912023
Lmao is faking screenshots the only way to cope now?

>>534912090
Everyone uses internet condom of some kind to defend against chins and ddos attacks

>>534912073
Right now!
I'm gonna have FUN with FRENS on POCHIE and AMBIE!

>>534911276
>change them
I have altered the deal!

>>534911976
How is the US legal system so fucking bad that a man who simply wanted to host a legacy server of an IP he didn't own could get sued for 88 million dollars when he only made 1 million from donations? How did Blizzard and their lawyers possibly convince the judge that somehow the damage he did to them was worth 88 million dollars? I was playing back then, I was looking at private servers since my friend who was poor wanted to play with me. I'd never even heard of that server, it couldn't have had more than like 500 people playing on it. Private servers back then were dead as shit, looked down on by most people, and most of them were retarded funservers where you'd just go on them and be at max level and have weird chair jumping puzzles in the air. Arena tournament was basically the first private server ever to get actual recognition and then came lolten and peenix.

>mythic+ on ascepoch confirmed
holy kino. vanilla enjoyers we won

>>534908428
>How much should I spend anons?
>These are the items I want on Bronzebeard.
>>Repair bot 35DP
>>Bank account-wide 50DP
>>Treasure Keeper 35DP
>>Flight Master Whistle 50DP
>>Burning Crusade Warchest - Fel Enchanted Warchest 50DP (28 slot bags on all characters)
>>Call Board portable dailies 35DP (per faction)
>>Loot-Transfigurator 5000 55DP
Please respond

>>534912090
Didn't epoxy also have something like that to keep chinks out before it had to be dropped because server issues?

>>534912307
Can you give me a hair-handjob midnanon? Pleeeeeeaase????

>>534908108
these mega "private" hubs are (slowly) becoming just ActiBlizztard molochs. Im almost wishing to see microshit storm in and erase them.

Just buy everything from the AH.

so when are we thinking epoch will be playable?

>>534912171
Get to 60 on every server, play whichever you think is the most fun at the moment, when one dies you are still winning because you also have a character on the alive one.
Play vanilla, every fucking day https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iz6j-W7QUCg

>>534911839
Uh... anyone?

>>534908352
it can be done fairly quickly if you are not retarded

>>534912547
2-3 weeks minimum

>>534912547
POCHIE WEEKEND
TRVST THE PLVN

>>534912547
stress test next weekend
launch sometime in September-early October

Kaytotes laughing his way to the bank while ascension prepares to massacre his boy

>>534912212
>Everyone
Weird protection. If they use it, it's in the same data center. No one would add ping to their game. I've played on many pservers and traced ip like this every time.

>>534912547
pochie weekend

Can someone spoonfeed me what else has been said beyond the announcement made on the Epoch discord?
Has anything been said by Ascension or anyone else who knows stuff?

>>534912628
shenna lost
troodle lost
epoch won
ascension won

>>534911793
take your meds

>>534912547
Stress test in coming days, full launch expected for weekend
more information tomorrow

>>534912563
>>534912563
yes to all questions. It's a modded server based on vanilla

how are we feeling about futa whitemane though
does she fuck boys or girls

>For days there's been multiple posts on the Epoch general about how the Ascension shop is not worse than the Turtle one, most of them entirely unprompted.
>Today, Epoch joins Ascension
I'm nooticing.

Epoch joining Ascension makes it more likely that the server will actually stay alive which was one of my fears, but I'm worried about monetization.

>four and a half threads while I was sleeping
D-did something happen?

>>534912628
see the q&a on assencion cord

>>534912790
shops will 100% merge at some point

>>534910507
the latter. also he wont share any with his team

>>534912814
yeah, pochie won
shenna lost BIGLY
shenna is doing MAXIMUM damage control

>hear the news
>come back after I leave because I'm not waiting around like a retard
>check the general
>boring
>good reaction images and gifs
>good sloppa of Whitemane and Tyrande
I just win and win

>>534912461
No!

>>534912713
Is this Ascension discord? Should i migrate there?

>>534912814
POCHIE WEEKEND

>>534910507
pfff. he is probably dumb enough to hand it all over for free (for a promise)

>>534912814
Goddamn anon, it felt like it's been a whole day already, but it's only been 5 hours since it was announced.

Epochie was bought by Ascension

>>534912896
Yeah

>>534912776
cute boys only

I'm about to do it bros
Bronzebeard looks fun as fuck

>>534912896
for now, the epoxy discord will also stay up and most likely be used as primary for communication once the transfer is complete

>epoch won by becoming ascensions bitch
You are so short sighted its incredible. The faithful are betrayed. Go then, and reap what you sow.

>he missed 5 threads
You just had to be there man

>>534912814
we were bought by Microsoft®

Gnome named Midna with a wolf mount

You guys are genuinely delusional if you believe that epoch has any long term hope now

This is like your favourite studio being purchased by Activision

>>534908157
This would be too obvious, for Epoch you merely need to sell an item that allows you to have more than only 2 main professions to already give a massive advantage given the extra passives.

>>534913172
you just know

>>534913183
okay shenna

>>534912829
I'd like to believe that they know they will make more money by respecting what the thousands of Epoch's players are expecting from the store.
But if they start losing players when an official classic+ drops they might get greedy.

POCHIE HYPE
>POCHIE HYPE
POCHIE HYPE
>POCHIE HYPE

>>534912714
Thanks!
Is there some kind of sub? I see Anons in the thread buying something, is it just some kind of early access?

I ALWAYS KNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW
WHERE I SOTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
LOOK AT ME NOW I DUNNO HOW
BUT IM A REAAAAL EPOCH

hey guys what's the name of that thicc-ass shortstack gnome that keeps getting posted and where can i find more of her i want to COOM

soo its over for troondtle?

>>534913234
finally someone asking the important questions!

https://ascension.gg/en/news/content-creator-rewards-discord/450
how much for 4chink shill posts?

Epoch needs YOUR help. Create an Ascension account NOW and don't forget your credit card, the three numbers on the back and the expiration month and date

>>534913234
WoW gnome porn is nonexistent and/or bad unfortunately

>>534913250
turtle doesn't actually fucking care they're just trucking along with their own stupid shit. this weird-ass tribalism is completely manufactured by shills and shitposters like usual

Pochie weekend!!

>>534913054
pal, they can't code shit
we will play with different launcher and some few shadowlands mounts in the shop

>>534913172
That's the plan if possible yes!

so ascension buys epoch, so every major server has a cash shop?
okay redpill me on turtle cashshop vs ascension cash shop.

>>534910065
No way in hell Epoch lasts 8 god damn years.

>>534913229
no sub
they are talking about ascension which sells beta access to some of their realms. Once the realms are ready, they get wiped and it's free to play for everyone

Kaytotes.. where's my comfy 2k pop server.. you promised

>>534912790
troondle lost

>>534913324
>i-i didn't even care anyways
nice try shenna

>>534913354
turdle will sell your entire character to ivan for 500 roubles if you don't play it for a week

>>534913354
>hurr durr make my opinions for me
fuck a redpill, take a cyanide pill instead faggot

>>534911294
there already is shared quest drops
i wish I could've gotten that through people's thick fucking skull when in fargodeep but apparently not

>>534913426
>being this mindbroken by shenna

what the fucking fuck happened while I was sleeping...

>>534913509
It's over. We lost.

>>534913509
Kaytotes retired, Dutch is taking over.

>>534913381
I see, thanks for the answers man
I somehow doubt it will actually launch this weekend, but I'll drop in here every once in a while to keep myself informed
Have a good one!

>>534913431
>asking for facts is asking for opinions
why dont you take a hrt pill again schizo.

This is just like when blizzard joined with activision. It's over

>>534913342
The amount of interest they had, they could have paid some professionals themselves and long term been a new major player and stayed independent. Kaytotes has strung everyone along for weeks and then sold out and this is the shit ending to it all.

>>534913509
pochie won
turdle lost
shenna necked

>>534913353
You and me holding hands while fishing on the shores of Westfall... think about it....

>>534913509
EPOCH WON
ASCENSION WON
TROONDLE LOST
SHENNA LOST

>>534913509
ascension chads own you

>>534913313
the black guy is better, all these posers are grifting off his coat tails but they'll never have Tyrone's secret sauce

>>534913401
fucking this. personally worst offender for me. ofc 2k would be too low, but I seriously despise giga servers and all that talk about ten of thousands of players

so ulmetrs was an ascension drone all along?

>>534913552
>oh god yes anon feed me your opinions deep in my throat unnghghgh i'm so incapable of looking at things for myself and formulating my own thoughts

>>534913557
>Kaytotes has strung everyone along for weeks and then sold out
at first I thought wow this sucks but then i realized if kaytotes is really this much of a retard. I hope they do steal his project from him.

>>534913526
oh my bad i though this was the turtle shill discord. mt

>>534913509
LOOKS LIKE POCHIE WEEKEND IS BACK ON THE MENU BOYS

>>534913556
sounds about right

>>534913509
the wipers won

>>534913640
>just download and install two clients to see it for yourself
no you're retarded.

Wait, is it actually launching this weekend or are you retards shitposting?

But I want the name "Midna" on Ambershire...

>>534913509
We lost Ross the powertripping mod and gained functioning servers
>>534913743
it's more likely than you think

>>534913729
>too lazy to install two clients
so why the fuck should anyone spoonfeed you shit nigger

>>534913743
there is a higher chance than the last two weeks, although worst case is that epoch has so much spaghetti code that even the professional hosting team of ascension can't fix it

What's the best value on Ascension? I'm thinking about doing the $100 pack so I can buy the following
Repair bot 35DP
Bank account-wide 50DP
Treasure Keeper 35DP
Flight Master Whistle 50DP
Burning Crusade Warchest - Fel Enchanted Warchest 50DP
Call Board portable dailies 35DP (per faction)
Loot-Transfigurator 5000 55DP

>>534913603
They are already said they are considering multiple realms as they have the manpower to quickly and easily merge them in case pop drops

>>534913793
>just install two clients
no you're retarded.

>>534913743
who knows
ascension has people who actually know what the fuck they're doing so it's possible, but it's also possible it takes another week

>>534913537
>>534913568
>>534913585
>>534913597
desu as long as they keep their p2w shekel shop out I'll play
I played EQ2 origin server for 8 months, then they suddenly and unanounced added a massive pay to win mechanic on the server after swearing they'd never do it. Then I just told my guildies fuck this game spammed general chat and discord and forums with NIGGER KIKE NIGGER KIKE NIGGER KIKE and quit that trash game forever.
So I'll play asscension Pochie untile the day it turns p2w then I'll just spam NIGGER KIKE NIGGER KIKE NIGGER KIKE until I get banned and just walk away to something else.
simple as

The prophvcy... AscensionHYPERGODS own Epooches for life... it wvs all trve...

>>534913826
yes, good goyim spend the money so dutch can afford a new yacht

>>534913826
Whats the point of playing classic just to pay2win?

>>534913557
With what the 20k they made tops in 5 years from donos?

>>534913829
people 'say' a lot of things

>kaytotes takes the money and secretly hires a more experienced team
>releases pochie 2 after ascension rapes pochie

4d chess

>>534913789
the more you say it doesn't make it any more true. Nothing has alluded to the fact that this is happening in a few days. The guy said he would update us on what their plan is tomorrow. The plan could be, stress test on weekend and go from the results. Second stress test is a possibility and maybe it will take a few days to get that going. Then launch could be 2 weeks from now.
Or hell, they could hold Epoch hostage until after their own project gets launched. The point is, it's too early to make any claims.

>>534913789
>already communicated more than kaytatots did in 3 fucking years

>>534913901
None of that is pay2win. It's QoL that Blizzard should've arguably made official.

>>534913841
then you get no info retard

Does Ascension have a history of lying or being deceitful? I can clearly see they are very Jewish when it comes to their cash shop, but do they outright lie about things?
Reading their FAQ
"Will the server keep the rules of no dualboxing"
>Project Epoch will keep their rules and change them at their discretion.
"Will anything from Ascension's servers leak into Epoch's realm"
>Absolutely no plans. There are client improvements though. Project Epoch has a vision, the primary goal is to empower them to fulfill it.
"How will Epoch and Ascension cooperate, it's a major fear"
>Classless, CoA and Bronzebeard share a framework with the same systems. It is entirely incompatible with Epoch, that is clear to everyone. Epoch is going to pursue their own vision.

>>534913616
ulmetrs
r s ulmet
Robert Ulmet

>>534913970
stress pochie wednesday
pochie weekend
troonbershire btfo

>>534913940
if kaytotes was that smart he wouldn't need to sell to asstension in the first place

>POCHIE WEEKEND
POCHIE WEEKEND
>POCHIE WEEKEND
POCHIE WEEKEND

>>534913901
>Classic
Leave. We don't want you here.

>>534913557
I don't think many coders work with trinityCore. If you hire a coder who hasn't worked with the core, they'll be looking for problems for months. Here guys, who really knows some shit and they want to help ((with their own benefit of course)).
Why not, if the vision will remain the same?

>>534913890
>avatarfag is mentally ill schizo

I WANT THE NAME MIDNA ON AMBIE IT'S MINE MINE MINE

>>534913992
It's only a matter of time before someone talks about the cash shops. I'll get the info eventually you'll always be a retard.

>>534913970
Yeah theyre gonna sit on Epoch for 6+ months and waste the 50k people who wanted to play Epoch specifically

Do you think Ascension staff was in the war room?

>>534914113
>retards calling other retards retards
go to bed

>epoch stays exactly the same vision wise they just let smarter people handle the server
Why am I supposed to be mad this?

>>534913970
>We're crunching our devs so we can release it in a few weeks

Yeah ok

>>534914165
Mogs me

>two months until 'Poch

just kill me now

>>534913998
troondle shills will tell you yes without providing proof

but troondle also literally steals characters and sells them so take what you will

>>534914242
Because I imagined a scenario in my head that you now need to be angry and concerned about

>>534914242
anon please just stick to the script Shenna has already tried to neck xerself eight times now....

>>534914304
It'll probably be next weekend after Ambershire comes out

>>534914004
>>534914165
So he's just a clueless normalfag who was using a very personal email for private server shit?

>>534914242
you know how many times people lie during a company merger like this. I don't even know why you'd believe anything kaytotes says after these two weeks anyway.

>>534914341
I just think it's a retarded thought is all

>>534914165
ugh...hes white...

>>534913574
Sounds comfy, I'm in

>>534914369
But its Dutch who said that, Kaytotes just copied it

Ascension is going to quickly realize that Kaytotes is a lazy fat retard that watches titty twitch streamers and plays overwatch all day and burns out after 2 hrs of working on Epoch. When the content stops flowing and the loss lead server starts losing players theyre gonna immedietly take completely over, it would be crazy if they started making content without fucking the cash shop but yeah right

>>534913890
based avatarfag, i will do the same

>>534911120
Why did they Dmca Nostalrius then? 800k accounts was just a fraction of the millions of subs Blizzard has.

>>534914501
So after the server runs its course they will fingerfuck it? who cares i'll have lost interest by then anyways

>>534914368
it's called not being a schizo.

>>534914004
>>534914165
https://www.linkedin.com/in/robert-ulmet-71014024a/

>>534914484
I'll admit I don't know what that is.

>>534914605
The ascension owner

>>534913890
err based?

>>534914601
hes based
stop doxing him

>difficulty is pretty comfortable
>hit level 16
>get a massive retail tier boost that also removes my mana costs
ok

>>534914705
Its not doxxing, his details are on the public github

>>534914713
>playing ascension
>expecting it to not be retail-lite slopshit
just wait for epoch

>>534914574
nah it's called bad opp sec. but i don't think a guy who did nothing but try to fix the server and didn't say shit in discord deserves to have his pictures posted here, but thats why you need to seperate accounts or risk this shit. thankfully nothing will happen, nothing ever happens or maybe he'll get spooked like magic did.

>>534914601
his dog looks like the dog from that not too fond of gay people meme

>>534914242
>Ascension could at any point pull out the "we own the servers and we can turn it off, retard" card if they want to push anything
>everything will totally be on the up and up and they will never demand anything totally
Your best bet is that The Vision will be unmolested for a year.

>>534914601
>white w*man
>dog
YJK

>>534913890
BVSVD

>>534914778
nobody is going to bother looking, why post his shit here

>>534914810
They're already gonna get a huge cut of the cosmetic shop profits plus just having an extra 50k+ users engaging with the client(s)

>>534913890
chad

real talk why would ascension need two classic + servers?

>>534914909
Better yet, go kill a quest giver while yelling about the p2w bullshit

>>534915047
bronze is a retail- server

Whatever. At least we don't have to deal with the garbage customer service Epoch was going to have. Kaytotes is a fucking retarded nigger.

>>534915047
yesterday they revealed that nobody tried their shitty beta even after they spammed tens of thousands of invites, there's no real audience for bb aka retail- but there is a real audience for Pochie

>>534915047
because bbc+ is a flop and their old servers are dying. they need a new cashcow to milk

it aint happening my niggs

>>534913890
Tell me more. How did Anashti Sul shit the bed? I wanted to play there during launch but missed it due to other shit happening.

>people falling for the fake news while all of the OG Epoch community are currently playing the shadow-dropped real Epoch server
Can't believe it worked. All the tourists are going to Ascension.

unregistered bros we are so fucking back

im going to do it bros. I'm going to try ascension.

>>534914906
>>534914810
I don't think they'll even need to get hostile, at some point gaytotes will get fed up with the server and open the gates to their cashshop so ascension can milk it dry

>>534914601
>Florida man
This man keeps a pet alligator while trying to salvage Epoch.

>>534915047
bozobeard is not classic+ in any shape and form, also they apparently have difficulties to get people to redeem the code they spam 24/7 so interest metrics must be abysmal.

>>534915179
me in the back

>>534915176
they added a feature that if you pay 5 shekels monthly you'll get several bonuses, worst one being a 20% increase to all beneficial effects which massively effects the gameplay in that game due to it's reliance on buffing
it was meant for their retail servers which are used to p2w win but it also got pushed to origins with zero communication

>>534915223
wow, donation bonus, don't forget to check out the store!

I APOLOGIZE TURTLECHADS

>bronzebeard gets advertised as classic+
>people log in and it's actually retail-
>scoop up Epoch so you can have a proper classic+ while rebranding bronzebeard
I honestly respect the hustle.

>>534915047
You mean their classic+ with custom boss Jailer who wields Frostmourne?

>>534915397
That's pretty much the story, I'd not be surprised if Kaytotes got an offer after the first failed launch and went with it this weekend.
Hell, I'd be shocked if the "second team" they were talking all along was the Ascension team. We will find out tomorrow if that's the case.

>>534915141
>>534915308
>name you server BBC+
>it instantly flops
pottery

>>534915327
Damn that's grim. I wish EQ2 had a proper emulation and a private server. Much prefer the classes, music, races and cities in that game over wowo wawa's. Think it had Christopher Lee as a voice actor as well.

did the CoA creator really get sued by ascension? is there any proof?

i gotta kneel to ulmetrs man he's just some random normie doing this

>>534915181
worst fucking bait i've ever seen. take your (You) and hang yourself

this is pretty cool why don't more servers do this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HV_hKzML24w

average troontle player kekaroo

how do we feel about the ascensionining, epoggies?

what expansion does ascension runs on?

*Ahem*
AscensionGODS please enjoy the VIP seats
Epoochies must use the mandatory cuck chairs if they wish to play on OUR servers.

>>534915614
>transmog
>mounts
WHAT THE FUCK DOES IT MEAN?!?!?

>>534915698
Midnight

>weeks of endless shitflinging between Epoch and Turtle fans
>occasional Ascension posts get buried under clueless P2W replies
>this happens
>Ascension won and it didn't even have a stake in the war
Comedy fucking gold

>>534915758
I think it means people cannot have mounts from a different expansion.
so no store mounts it gets changed to a vanilla mount on your screen.

Nothing comes close to the experience of seeing a notif from ascension discord. I quit epoch's discord and join ascension to get a beta link. I opened discord expecting a wall of beta invites but what I got was much much better.

AscensionGODS put the bread on this table.
You remember that next time you're talking about your "authentic blizzlike" experience, little epoochie.

>shenna screaming and crying in troondle discord
this is good

>>534915928
Share pl0x

I wonder how long dutch had pochie in his sights

>merging
What did they mean by this?
I thought merging servers was forgotten technology and must be done painstakingly with tweezers and a microscope?

>>534911923
>turdle discord worker drones have to resort to literal fanfic just to keep coping, while changing "toortle is le good, shenna shenna" like a cultists they are
Grim.
You sound desperate and scared.

>>534915047
gaytotes should demand they can bb as proof of their sincerity

>>534915987
ascension has the money to hire 100 indians that transfer characters item by item

I will remain hopeful.

>left: assencion
>right: Pochie

>>534915970
bout tree fiddy

This is like notch selling out minecraft.
He spent his late 20s and early 30s, this was his magnum opus, his baby. It may have been shit but it was probably the greatest thing he was going to make (barring a child).

>>534912896
Yes

I've been sleeping for the last 12 hours
What happened with Turtle and Epoch and why is Ascension winning exactly?

Tank and dps frens for my nelf priestess that I can buff and give holy water to for leveling expeditions, while helping each other with dungeons on the way to 60

10 figures baby

my main concern is that the ascension retail-esque playerbase is going to demand ascension retail esque features into Epoch and be a complete nuisance
you have to remember Ascension spams the fuck out of advertisements, watching random wow videos on youtube without adblockers will mean you're seeing ascension adverts

>>534916292
real if big

>>534916407
can we suck each others girl cocks too

>>534916401
Here this sums it up

I've been sleeping for the last 10 years
What happened with Blizzard and Riot and why is Activision winning exactly?

>>534916401
>>534911271
taptap
ascension supremacy

captcha goyjw