Anonymous
8/12/2025, 9:58:37 AM
No.534912294
>>534912491
>>535155018
/smbg/ - Super Mario Bros. General #302
Welcome to the Super Mario Bros. General, in this kingdom of ours here we discuss everything MARIO! Let's continue the Paisano journey!
/smbg/ #302 - Yoshi's Cookie Dance edition
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>>Mario News and Releases<<
γ!γMario & Luigi: Brothership has officially released!
γ!γDonkey Kong Country Returns HD has officially released!
γ!γSuper Nintendo World in Orlando Florida has opened!
γ!γMario Kart World has officially released!
γ!γDonkey Kong Bananza has officially released!
γ!γSuper Mario Party Jamboree: Switch 2 + TV update has officially released!
>Future Release Dates:
γ!γMario Movie 2 -potentially- releases on April 3rd, 2026
>Current News Links:
γ!γMario Paint - Super NES β Nintendo Classics
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ok8hd9D6ImM
γ!γSuper Mario Strikers β Nintendo GameCube β Nintendo Switch Online + Expansion Pack
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1VOcz6Z5PRY
γ!γDonkey Kong Bananza Direct 6.18.2025
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YVUidGTR8xg
γ!γMario Kart World - Direct Trailer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3pE23YTYEZM&ab_channel=NintendoofAmerica
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>General Paisano Links
https://www.mariowiki.com/
https://www.suppermariobroth.com/
>Netplay Guide
https://pastebin.com/kZVHmZGR
>SMA4 level editor (SMA4 Mods - Smaghetti)
https://smaghetti.com/
>SM64 Mod ROM hacks [ replace () with a dot ]
https://rentry()co/romhacks (Guide for newer players & for interest)
https://romhacking()com/
>/smbg/ Anon interest
/smbg/ link compilation:
https://rentry.org/g6233fq8
/smbg/ writeanon compilation:
https://rentry.org/tv4fp8q5
https://cytube/r/smbg/ (put a dot between u and b)
>Etc. Interest
Post any SMM2 / SMW levels ya' got!
Post gameplay videos!
Share your Strikers club and builds!
SM64coopdx:
https://sm64coopdx.com/
Thread theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L7jdV6su0ZE
New OP Template:
https://rentry.org/84xasgm8
Old OP Template:
https://rentry.org/kh7oy/raw
Previous World:
>>534383373
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 10:02:03 AM
No.534912491
>>534912294 (OP)
Tasty Cookie moon.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 10:02:31 AM
No.534912527
Pauline.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 10:07:19 AM
No.534912804
>>534932320
>>534942818
The movie was good and I'm tired of pretending it wasn't.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 10:29:04 AM
No.534914026
* > the 2023 movie > shit > Stanley > the 1993 movie > Vivian > Oogtar > Yellow Yoshi
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 10:30:19 AM
No.534914121
the 1993 movie > the 2023 movie > Stanley > Vivian > Oogtar > Yellow Yoshi
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 11:26:44 AM
No.534917406
>>534942818
The 1993 movie was good and I'm tired of pretending it wasn't.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 11:35:47 AM
No.534917918
>>534919268
Captain Toad Treasure Tracker is this weekβs nintendo music addition, pretty decent since it never had a soundtrack release and was Mahito Yokotaβs last hurrah for Mario as a whole
I kind of wish theyβd given it a proper release beforehand though
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 11:59:46 AM
No.534919268
>>534920474
>>534917918
Don't be so greedy.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 12:20:47 PM
No.534920474
>>534919268
I just wanted the composer and arranger credits for Treasure Tracker but weβll likely never have them now that itβs on nintendo musicβ¦
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 12:26:23 PM
No.534920823
The best thing about the first Mario + Rabbids is the music. It's the best music out of a Mario game I've heard in a long time.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 1:34:13 PM
No.534924961
Good pairing?
Jake
!hYY.7y0DY6
8/12/2025, 2:30:52 PM
No.534928968
>>534929135
>>534929347
Hey guys, it's me, the guy who wanted to make a new 3D Wario spin-off, among other things.
I just wanted to say that i am sorry for coming here to spread my ideas and give false hope.
I now know that i should give up on such ideas that were honestly holding me back from my own creativity and i shouldn't be working with companies who i have now become disillusioned with.
Thanks to an Aon on /v/ i have decided to rework the idea into something new, iot was crazy of me to think Nintedno would want anything like that anyway.
So again i am sorry for pushing my ideas on you guys in multiple threads, i know it might not seem that big of a deal but it is still something i feel i should apologize for.
I hope that we're able to have fun here anyway.
I'm gonna go apologize to Sonic general and horror general now.
Jake
!hYY.7y0DY6
8/12/2025, 2:33:01 PM
No.534929135
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 2:36:09 PM
No.534929347
>>534939714
>>534928968
Honestly I didn't even know or remember that you existed so if you were being annoying in other places, you were fine here.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 2:46:29 PM
No.534930032
>>534932169
I love Luigi
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 3:15:09 PM
No.534932169
>>534930032
And Luigi loves Bowser
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 3:17:09 PM
No.534932320
>>534912804
the sequel will be kino
i wonder if we'll break 1k post this time too
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 3:19:58 PM
No.534932560
>>534941189
>>534984249
By the way, I was meaning to ask for a while: Would you guys like to play Mario vs Luigi together one of these days? Game's free to play and pretty fun to mess around with, and specially quick too, compared to the SM64 Coop sessions, at least.
Let me know and I can prep some time for a run some time later.
>>534934515
>it has never been referenced again
uhm
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 3:47:54 PM
No.534934886
>>534934970
>>534934635
Which game is this?
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 3:48:44 PM
No.534934970
>>534935162
>>534938423
>>534934886
Mario + CHADbids: Sparks of Kino
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 3:50:50 PM
No.534935162
>>534935446
>>534937838
>>534934970
Itβs not developed by Nintendo and itβs a clear spin-off so i donβt think itβs canon, never played it
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 3:53:52 PM
No.534935446
>>534936534
>>534936671
>>534935162
It's all the same Mario.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 4:01:13 PM
No.534936040
>>535178850
Reporting from the frontlines! Princess Daisy has ordered her forces to invade the Beanbean Kingdom! It's been a slaughter so far! The BBK was not prepared for this, and Sarasaland has already taken the capital after only a few short days of fighting! Prince Peasley is nowhere to be found, but Sarasaland forces are looking for him with utmost haste!
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 4:06:47 PM
No.534936534
>>534937505
>>534938423
>>534934635
>a single line from a spinoff game nobody cares about
doesn't change shit believe it or not. That's literally a fanfic wrote by ubisoft to make up for her 2 sec screentime they gave her.
>>534935446
>it's still mario so all of it is canon
I call bullshit because devs literally said all of it wasn't canon and it actually happened in different timeline, unless of course you want the lumas deaths or whatever rabbid shit that happened to them to be canon.
this is not even a crossover. it's literally just a rabbids game with few mario stuff in it. it's like SPM but worse.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 4:08:23 PM
No.534936671
>>534937505
>>534935446
Not for this rare exception for the games. Ubisoft on their side wanted their rabbids mario games as a separate au specifically.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 4:17:41 PM
No.534937505
>>534938423
>>534936534
It's not down to the Ubisoft, it's down to Nintendo. And Nintendo believes it's all the same Mario.
>>534936671
When you have to make constant exceptions for Miyamoto said, you might be best just going the path of least resistance and accepting that it's all the same Mario. Whatever Ubisoft wanted ultimately doesn't matter when it's not their property to dictate canon on.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 4:21:10 PM
No.534937838
>>534935162
It doesn't matter if it's canon you autist, it's a game that exists and is officially licensed and it references the storybook, something Nintendo gave them the OK to.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 4:25:36 PM
No.534938237
>>534938660
>>534938821
Nothing that wasn't developed by Nintendo, or a company Nintendo owns is canon.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 4:27:37 PM
No.534938423
>>534938628
>>534934635
>>534934970
>>534936534
>>534937505
>game only starts being discussed because of another rosalina thread
You can't make this shit up
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 4:30:17 PM
No.534938628
>>534938423
I hate femoid takes. Their opinions do not matter.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 4:30:41 PM
No.534938660
>>534938786
>>534938237
But with that logic, Super Mario RPG, Paper Mario, Mario and Luigi, Mario Sports games and the good Mario Parties aren't canon.
>>534938660
>But with that logic, Super Mario RPG, Paper Mario, Mario and Luigi, Mario Sports games and the good Mario Parties aren't canon.
Nintendo owns those companies. Try again faggot.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 4:32:25 PM
No.534938821
>>534938237
This does not affect me and I simply don't care.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 4:34:00 PM
No.534938954
>>534939357
>>534938786
Retard-kun, if you did your research you would know that Nintendo doesn't actually own Intelligent Systems, Squaresoft, Camelot, or Hudson Soft.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 4:38:36 PM
No.534939357
>>534939745
>>534938954
Retard-kun, even looking at your first mention you're stupid.
Intelligent Systems has only made primarily Nintendo games only on nintendo consoles for decades.
>>534937159
>most of mainline that you're putting on a disingenuous pedestal
You're literally making up shit I said and then you talk about bringing up outside stuff or false narratives. You're just a dishonest cretin.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 4:42:30 PM
No.534939703
>>534942087
>>534939509
>You're literally making up shit I said and then you talk about bringing up outside stuff or false narratives. You're just a dishonest cretin.
Projection.
>>most of mainline that you're putting on a disingenuous pedestal
This isn't false. You're putting it as something Mario is only capable of, you have said anything mario has ever made was only around mainline kidnap quality, which is completely false.
Jake
!hYY.7y0DY6
8/12/2025, 4:42:40 PM
No.534939714
>>534940816
>>534929347
Eh, not that i was being annoying, people were actually supporting me, i just feel bad giving people false hope, but if i'm worrying over nothing then that's a good thing.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 4:42:52 PM
No.534939745
>>534939357
They still aren't owned by Nintendo. If Intelligent Systems wished they could cut ties with Nintendo and never release a game for them again. They'd be retarded to do so as they own nothing that they've worked on for Nintendo, but they aren't Nintendo owned.
Jake
!hYY.7y0DY6
8/12/2025, 4:46:48 PM
No.534940113
>>534940847
What's with all the toxic in fighting? I come to /vg/ to get away from this stuff...
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 4:47:27 PM
No.534940181
>>534940347
>>534940524
>>534939509
>You're just a dishonest cretin.
That's his favorite past time here. He's argumentfag, the shitposter who clogs up the general with greentext.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 4:49:22 PM
No.534940347
>>534940985
>>534940181
>That's his favorite past time here. He's argumentfag, the shitposter who clogs up the general with greentext.
I'm not argumentfag, you're speaking to the dramafag though, he's speaking bad about all Mario content.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 4:50:59 PM
No.534940524
>>534940985
>>534940181
Do you call any person who's arguing, argumentfag? You even called me that. Get a grip faggot.
>>534939714
I remember your dev threads and also find your Rosalina stance interesting. Can you elaborate on it while you're here?
None here took my gamefaqs link seriously (
>>534934515) and it's probably my fault for not cropping the fourth point in the image. So now the thread got instantly derailed by lore and drama f*gs
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 4:54:28 PM
No.534940847
>>534944030
>>534940113
/vg/ is full of infighting, one of the generals you said you also visit is this times 1000 (i suggest you take the trip off when not discussing making games, or you'll be a target in one of them)
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 4:55:44 PM
No.534940985
>>534941137
>>534940347
Speaking bad about Mario does not equal a fag, drama or otherwise. We need to recognise that paisanos have different opinions.
>>534940524
Back when we used to have walls of text derailing the thread, the banal arguments were always marked by someone replying to every little thing by quoting with greentext, and then someone replying to them with a massive wall of greentext like
>>534939509 quoted. Unlike how people accuse others of being argumentfag for any little thing, it's a smoking gun.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 4:57:23 PM
No.534941137
>>534942014
>>534940985
>Speaking bad about Mario does not equal a fag, drama or otherwise. We need to recognise that paisanos have different opinions.
The matter is he's presenting his garbage opinion as complete fact when people discuss the Mario movie, saying it can't get any better. That's a dramafag.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 4:57:47 PM
No.534941189
>>534942394
>>534932560
I'm surprised we haven't done B3133. It seems huge enough to play through for numerous sessions.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 5:04:46 PM
No.534941898
>>534942465
Reminder.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 5:05:50 PM
No.534942014
>>534942335
>>534941137
Eh, he just seems pessimistic that Nintendo wouldn't let the movies have more developed stories like how mainline has pretty basic plots compared to the RPGs. Which is probably right, though it's not impossible for things to get better. It's just unlikely.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 5:06:31 PM
No.534942087
>>534942335
>>534939703
That's not putting something on a pedestal retard-kun.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 5:09:19 PM
No.534942335
>>534942014
No this tard
>>534942087 is going out of his way to keep disingenuously claiming that Mario literally cannot ever have a good story (which is false) and the Mario movie is all there is to expect. Shutting anyone down who thinks otherwise.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 5:09:44 PM
No.534942394
>>534941189
From a brief search online, co-op B3133 is really awkward. Especially since you seemingly can't get 1.0 to work with co-op.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 5:10:27 PM
No.534942465
>>534942771
>>534941898
You used this wrong. That anon said "a dramafag", not using dramafag as someone's nametag like people did before.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 5:13:54 PM
No.534942771
>>534942465
This is just in case, really lol.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 5:14:26 PM
No.534942818
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 5:15:09 PM
No.534942896
Are we sure it's not the one dramafag?
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 5:18:59 PM
No.534943293
>>534943393
DrCheese123 was right
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 5:20:07 PM
No.534943393
>>534943776
>>534943293
>DrCheese123
Literally who?
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 5:20:13 PM
No.534943405
>>534943738
>>534943776
DrCheese123 was wrong
Who's DrCheese123?
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 5:20:36 PM
No.534943436
>>534944050
All games are canon because I said so
>b-bu
I don't care, until Miyamoto himself says otherwise I will live with this. I will also hide all replies to this post.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 5:22:20 PM
No.534943617
>>534943792
>>534938786
>Square Enix
>owned by Nintendo
lmao?
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 5:23:40 PM
No.534943738
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 5:24:04 PM
No.534943776
>>534943881
Future Miyamoto
8/12/2025, 5:24:10 PM
No.534943792
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 5:24:59 PM
No.534943881
>>534944916
>>534943776
>GameFAQs
He's wrong.
Jake
!hYY.7y0DY6
8/12/2025, 5:26:35 PM
No.534944030
>>534944270
>>534946226
>>534940847
You're advice has been noted, thank you.
>>534940816
>I remember your dev threads and also find your Rosalina stance interesting. Can you elaborate on it while you're here?
Well ever since i was a kid i have had a fascination with motherly characters, when i first played Mario Galaxy and seen Rosalina i was in a state of wonder, not only was there a new Mario princess but one so warm, soft and motherly, i didn't realize the feeling when i was that young though, it was only recently that i realized that i have this strong feeling for motherly characters due to what i admit to be, for lack of a better term, mommy issues.
Romance was also very important thing to me as a kid and still is, since i was young romance would always give me a strange warm and fuzzy feeling that i was embarrassed by when i was younger, but as i got older i started to embrace it and wanted to create romance stories of my own and wanted to give romance to characters who i felt needed it.
Rosalina is one of those characters as i always thought to myself "Peach has Mario, Daisy has Luigi, why doesn't Rosalina have a boyfriend?" so i thought of what kind of man would be best suited for her. I remember bringing the idea up on Miiverse but i got mocked for it.
It wasn't until much later in the early 2020s that i wanted to revisit my love for Wario, my favorite character in the Mario universe as i relate to him the most, and i started brainstorming ideas for a 3D Wario Land game, like Wario's version of Odyssey.
I knew i had to create a new character to act as a rival to Wario, his own antithesis, giving Wario his own Wario, so i decided to create a man who would act as the opposite side of the same coin to Wario, a tall, handsome and charming young man who's a bad boy thief out to outdo Wario.
(1/2)
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 5:26:46 PM
No.534944050
>>534943436
The only correct answer.
>>534940816
>>534944030
It wasn't until i decided to make the game's themes time travel, as a parallel to Mario's space adventure, that i decided to have a character who could act as the game's guide in the hub world like Rosalina in Galaxy, a "Wa" version of Rosalina, that's when i decided to add this role onto the rival character i created as he managed to fit perfectly and i reworked him a little to be the "Wa" Rosalina.
It was then that it clicked inside me that he'd be a perfect foil and partner to Rosalina as well as both are lonely characters but one is a motherly space princess and the other is a mischievous time lord.
>None here took my gamefaqs link seriously
I just read it and i gotta say that i agree, to an extent.
While she should have more appearances, the problem is that Nintendo does not know how to handle her, but it's not the fault of the character herself.
I especially agree with the second point. A big reason why i wanted to create the Wario game is to give Rosalina a new character who she can work off of and have more interactions with, give her something new as apart of her life an further connect the Mario and Wario sides of the universe.
Honestly that GameFAQs message reminds me of pic related.
(2/2)
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 5:34:35 PM
No.534944916
>>534945918
>>534943881
I liked Rosalina better when the games actually let her be herself with her cool voice. Aside from Smash, she's no longer like that anymore. Also image related
>>534944270
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 5:35:06 PM
No.534944969
>>534944270
Shadow was never cool.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 5:43:11 PM
No.534945786
>>534946098
>>534948625
>>534944270
>image
Rosalina didn't really have much of a personality to begin with.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 5:44:38 PM
No.534945918
>>534948625
>>534944916
>Aside from Smash
Rosalina flings her babies like volleyballs in smash. Mario Rabbids is the last we see of a rosalina true to her nature, albeit at the end of the game.
>>534944270
Pretty true.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 5:46:25 PM
No.534946098
>>534948625
>>534945786
Rosalina was off screen for most of the game.
>Mysterious
>Intriguing Backstory
is true to the image.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 5:47:41 PM
No.534946226
>>534946985
>>534949990
>>534944030
>>534944270
NTA, but I remember you from previous threads and the talk we had about Syrup being pretty much the WaRosalina AND Wario's Rival you were looking for. That said, I think we have different ideas of what a "Wario's Wario" would be. That said, I do like the idea you have for a Time Lord; for some reason it sounds like he could be coded the same way a stereotypical butler is that also inspires rivalry without even making the genuine effort himself.
Also, on the subject of Rosalina and romance, I know you already said this Time Lord would fit her as a partner (which I think it's kinda neat), but as far as canon goes, do you think she could be paired with anyone? Personally, despite being an avid shipper, I'm one that believes Rosalina must be kept out the shipping table; no pair fits her and she doesn't seem the kind of person to indulge in romance to begin with.
>the problem is that Nintendo does not know how to handle her, but it's not the fault of the character herself.
That extends all the way to almost every character when you think about it, it just stings harder with Rosalina cause there was an honest effort to make a meaningful portrayal.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 5:55:02 PM
No.534946985
>>534947474
>>534949990
>>534946226
>also
On the subject of meaningful portrayals, I'd kill for Nintendo do something more with Peach specifically. There are two angles her character could go that would make for such a nice characterization. Alas, that ain't happening anytime soon, so I might as well do it myself however I can lol.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 5:59:35 PM
No.534947474
>>534949990
>>534946985
>On the subject of meaningful portrayals, I'd kill for Nintendo do something more with Peach specifically.
They tried with Showtime and...yeah. It was an experiment to say the least.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 6:04:39 PM
No.534948026
>>534948271
>>534954007
The Mario mandate must have brainwashed everyone into thinking that using a character in spin-offs is "ruining" them
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 6:07:03 PM
No.534948271
>>534948625
>>534954007
>>534948026
The mandate ruined Rosalina.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 6:10:25 PM
No.534948625
>>534950256
>>534945918
>she ooc in smash because she use her children as defense
Pretty sure they would defend her even if she doesn't want to. I'm more interested on how faithful her animations and portrayal are more than her gameplay gimmick.
>>534945786
>>534946098
Sadly true.
Everyone defaults to her backstory, but outside of it she's just as flat as anyone else.
Her whole thing minus story, was being serious and speaking vaguely. She compliments Mario's name once and the dynamic ends there.
You can even tell Nintendo had no idea where to go with her personality and ended up throwing it away in spinoff games.
Shame because Mario Golf: World Tour shows that she can at least have her cool (and rarely funny) portrayal without looking jarring.
>>534948271
Pretty much.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 6:11:59 PM
No.534948787
>>534949248
I think the dichotomy between Daisy and Rosalina is kind of interesting because the former had nothing to go off of in her debut game (aside from the vague "tomboyish" descriptor) but is generally agreed to have evolved to be more interesting in spin-off material, whereas for Rosalina the sentiment is the opposite, and her spinoff appearances have been perceived as a detriment to her character.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 6:16:46 PM
No.534949248
>>534948787
With Daisy she hasn't really evolved after loud Daisy in the spin offs. It just seems like there was more because she was originally a Peach clone. They could have easily pivoted to Daisy for Mario for good and give her the same personality that Peach developed.
As for Rosalina, she got everything in the Galaxies so she didn't need to be changed in the spin offs and so she had a more static transition. It's all down to the treatment they got in their original games.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 6:20:01 PM
No.534949567
Tubbs Fat is my favorite βMarioβ character
Jake
!hYY.7y0DY6
8/12/2025, 6:24:07 PM
No.534949990
>>534978759
>>534946226
>NTA, but I remember you from previous threads and the talk we had about Syrup being pretty much the WaRosalina AND Wario's Rival you were looking for.
Oh yeah i remember that. Well a character can have multiple rivals, especially Wario due to his career in thieving would open up opportunities for all sorts of rivals, to me the time lord would be a more antagonistic rival than Syrup has become, like K. Rool or King Boo of the Wario adventures.
>That said, I think we have different ideas of what a "Wario's Wario" would be.
Feel free to share your ideas, although i admit "Wario's Wario" might have been the wrong term to use, i will rephrase that and just simply call him Wario's antithesis.
>That said, I do like the idea you have for a Time Lord; for some reason it sounds like he could be coded the same way a stereotypical butler is that also inspires rivalry without even making the genuine effort himself.
Thank you.
>Also, on the subject of Rosalina and romance, I know you already said this Time Lord would fit her as a partner (which I think it's kinda neat), but as far as canon goes, do you think she could be paired with anyone? Personally, despite being an avid shipper, I'm one that believes Rosalina must be kept out the shipping table; no pair fits her and she doesn't seem the kind of person to indulge in romance to begin with.
I agree with you on that but only because Rosalina has been so isolated that she has no clear relations to any of the characters outside of Mario, Peach, Bowser and maybe Luigi.
>That extends all the way to almost every character when you think about it, it just stings harder with Rosalina cause there was an honest effort to make a meaningful portrayal.
100% agreed.
>>534946985
>>534947474
Yeah i can agree with this too. I enjoyed Showtime but i know Nintendo is able to do more with a Peach game and they should.
I feel the same way about Zelda and other Nintendo characters and IP but i digress.
Jake
!hYY.7y0DY6
8/12/2025, 6:26:49 PM
No.534950256
>>534948625
I think this may be due to her having far more importance in the story and more relations with Peach during development yet it was all cut so they had to scramble together what they could for her.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 6:32:10 PM
No.534950791
>>534951198
Why is Rosalina so big?
Whoever kept spamming the same Rosalina one-off take is eating good tonight.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 6:35:43 PM
No.534951141
>>534951448
>>534950887
I'm getting sick of autists who get upset that Mario doesn't conform to their fanfiction.
Jake
!hYY.7y0DY6
8/12/2025, 6:36:18 PM
No.534951198
>>534950791
The Mario Kart Wii devs wanted another heavy weight character.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 6:36:35 PM
No.534951237
>>534950887
I hate rosalinafags so much
Jake
!hYY.7y0DY6
8/12/2025, 6:38:52 PM
No.534951448
>>534953001
>>534951141
Agreed. The Mario Movie was a real turmoil for them. I worry how bad they will get when the movies introduce Rosalina only to still be light on story.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 6:41:59 PM
No.534951745
>>534950887
The thing is that he's right about rosalina being sidelined but placing the blame on the spin-offs and wanting her to not be playable in them is just autism
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 6:52:02 PM
No.534952776
Roundhouse kick Rosalinafags
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 6:54:06 PM
No.534953001
>>534951448
A reason why the movie is good.
Jake
!hYY.7y0DY6
8/12/2025, 7:02:06 PM
No.534953868
>>534940816
>So now the thread got instantly derailed by lore and drama f*gs
Ya know, it's actually a blessing in disguise that this happened as now it lead to comfy discussions on passion, creativity and game development, hopefully this will continue throughout the thread.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 7:03:34 PM
No.534954007
>>534954440
>>534948026
>>534948271
There is no mario mandate.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 7:08:02 PM
No.534954440
>>534954512
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 7:08:44 PM
No.534954512
>>534957206
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 7:33:28 PM
No.534957206
>>534962027
>>534954512
This is proof it exists because of the perfection.
Do you think 3D All-Stars might be made available again for Mario 40th anni?
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 8:02:13 PM
No.534960315
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 8:02:29 PM
No.534960340
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 8:06:11 PM
No.534960697
>>534966454
>>534960235
With Sunshine coming on NSO I think it's more likely that Nintendo would either do nothing or sell Galaxy by itself for $60.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 8:09:09 PM
No.534961014
>>534963732
>Galaxy 1 + 2 pack for $80
Would you buy it?
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 8:18:01 PM
No.534962027
>>534957206
Miyamoto's perfect orgasm?
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 8:33:42 PM
No.534963732
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 8:44:12 PM
No.534964943
>>534965702
>>534968839
>WOOHA
>HOO WA
>YEEHEE
How do you respond without sounding mad?
>>534964943
I don't. There is no response that doesn't implicate you
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 8:58:17 PM
No.534966454
>>534960697
I really want a new soundtrack release announced, either for a recent game or another new anni compilation album
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 9:05:26 PM
No.534967235
>>534982945
>>534965702
They made Mario a cuck...
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 9:19:34 PM
No.534968839
>>534969439
>>534969557
>>534964943
>It took 7 games (not counting the arcade games) before the most iconic Mario Kart character was playable
>Miyamoto says Lakitu is his favorite character and the one that represents him best
>The most neutral Mario "enemy" that even helps him now and then
Why isn't he playable in other spinoffs bros
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 9:20:53 PM
No.534968995
>>534965702
They made Mario a jak...
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 9:24:02 PM
No.534969357
>>534965702
They made Mario look like me...
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 9:24:39 PM
No.534969439
>>534968839
They probably had a mandate (heh) that lakitu should always be in a cloud until now.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 9:25:45 PM
No.534969557
>>534974081
>>534968839
Because people would rather play le funny obscure scrimblo bimblo XD than the senile chink turtle. He's in a limbo between being lesser known among the main cast of good guys and bad guys but just recurring enough to not be the obscure meme pick for a roster.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 10:07:45 PM
No.534974081
>>534969557
Why are you upset people aren't requesting Lakitu? He's also not a senile turtle. He's Scooter from the Muppets.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 10:45:57 PM
No.534978116
>>534978335
Fixed it. Fixed the timeline. You're welcome
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 10:48:15 PM
No.534978335
>>534978482
>>534980390
>>534978116
I should probably upload it
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 10:49:41 PM
No.534978482
>>534978906
>>534978335
Mario marries Luigi and he gets him pregnant?!
>>534949990
>Feel free to share your ideas, although i admit "Wario's Wario" might have been the wrong term to use, i will rephrase that and just simply call him Wario's antithesis
Wario's Wario would be a neat freak, feminine, skinny fat, unmuscular, weak, but a good person and generous
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 10:53:45 PM
No.534978906
>>534979183
>>534978482
No? Luigi isn't on this
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 10:56:19 PM
No.534979183
>>534980242
>>534978906
Then who's that beside Mario? Look like Luigi with a shaved stache.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 10:57:35 PM
No.534979321
>>534980420
>>534995231
>>534978759
Would that make Wa-Waluigi muscular and handsome?
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 11:05:43 PM
No.534980242
>>534979183
Pauline I just want using reference
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 11:06:57 PM
No.534980390
>>534978335
i don't get it
>>534979321
Foreman Spike is Wawaluigi
Why dont the koopalings + bowser jr simply jump mario at the same time?
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 11:16:03 PM
No.534981371
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 11:17:42 PM
No.534981545
>>534987981
>>534978759
Ymean the person who kisses wario in that one wario land game?
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 11:22:34 PM
No.534982079
>>534988145
>>534980420
I feel like spike is the wa version of whoever is mario's third brother
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 11:30:53 PM
No.534982925
>>534981325
Goes against the bowser mandate
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 11:31:07 PM
No.534982945
>>534993061
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 11:37:16 PM
No.534983530
>>534983580
Why do Vivianfags have no other argument than to spam βBeldam Speech bubbleβ
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 11:37:43 PM
No.534983580
>>534983530
bro woke up from a 1 year coma
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 11:43:55 PM
No.534984249
>>534932560
Going back to this, I think I should be free to start a run now or perhaps some time later (like in 3 hours), whatever works for you guys.
>https://ipodtouch0218.itch.io/nsmb-mariovsluigi
Here's a link for the game if you're curious (it also on Android as far as I know).
Sorry if I'm being kinda pushy, I just want to have fun playing with you guys and kicks your asses while I'm at it.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 12:12:01 AM
No.534987047
>>534987850
>>534981325
>8 targets
>Whatever brainwave Junior had in the second half of New DS to duck whenever Mario jumped is clearly never coming back.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 12:19:48 AM
No.534987850
>>534987047
Took too many hits to the head, he doesn't have that brainwave anymore.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 12:20:56 AM
No.534987981
>>534981545
Shokora? The dead cat lady?
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 12:22:27 AM
No.534988145
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 12:32:07 AM
No.534989085
>>534990445
>>534996043
On the topic of Rosalina, is her wearing a swimsuit at all out of character? Or do you think she visits places like the Beach Bowl or Sea Slide or Cosmic Cove Galaxies in her spare time?
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 12:45:50 AM
No.534990445
>>534992735
>>534989085
She keeps it modest for the Lumas
Can't teach them how to swim if everyone else is ogling her
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 1:00:06 AM
No.534992013
I almost dropped my spores!
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 1:05:12 AM
No.534992513
>>534981325
They dumbasses would probably clash against eachother.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 1:07:08 AM
No.534992735
>>534990445
True, she has to be a good mum to all the Lumas in her care
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 1:08:43 AM
No.534992887
>>534998112
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 1:10:23 AM
No.534993061
>>534982945
Diddy doesn't pull any punches.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 1:12:46 AM
No.534993327
>>534981325
Erm...that happened in the bowser jr. reveal trailer for smash 4 sooooo
Jake
!hYY.7y0DY6
8/13/2025, 1:30:08 AM
No.534995231
>>534978759
That actually makes a whole lot of sense. Good work Anon!
>>534979321
>>534980420
The antithesis to Wario and Waluigi is literally Virgin and Chad huh?
Jake
!hYY.7y0DY6
8/13/2025, 1:37:35 AM
No.534996043
>>534989085
What even is out of character for Rosalina at this point?
If we're talking about Galaxy Rosalina then no not really in character as she's a stay at home mom.
Everything else i anyone's guess.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 1:41:51 AM
No.534996541
>>534997491
>>535011201
Might try Super Princess Peach
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 1:50:57 AM
No.534997491
>>534997682
>>534998317
>>534996541
Have fun, but don't expect so much from it gameplay-wise. It's a pretty basic platformer, entertaining for all it's worth and it's one of those games that feel they were put a lot of love into... but basic nonetheless.
Also do yourself a favor and purchase Poundbrella and Floatbrella as early as the end of World 1, those two come in handy for the rest of the game.
Feel free to share your thoughts on it! I 100%'d it a while ago and I really enjoyed it.
>>534997491
it's better than sloptime at least
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 1:57:19 AM
No.534998112
>>534992887
They didnt murder mario and luigi right then and there through
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 1:59:24 AM
No.534998303
>>535001434
>>534997682
That I can't say because I haven't played it, but I can agree to it on the sole fact that it's a Good Feel game, after the shitshow that was Wario Land Shake It I will not trust those bastards on handling the Mario IP in a decent manner unless they are relegated to just spectacle like they were in Giant fights of Dream Team.
Fuck you, Good Feel.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 1:59:25 AM
No.534998304
>>534997682
dogshit vs catshit
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 1:59:28 AM
No.534998317
>>534997491
>pretty basic platformer
Exactly what I need right now. I love 100%ing platformers. It does seem like a very soulful work, love the art style too.
>>534997682
But the nude mods...
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 2:04:30 AM
No.534998827
>>534998985
>>534934515
>She lacks meaningful dynamics outside of her interactions with Mario and the Lumas
It's because they're laying the groundwork for Mario x Rosalina.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 2:06:17 AM
No.534998985
>>535002147
>>534998827
Why would Nintendo pair Mario with Rosalina?
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 2:33:11 AM
No.535001412
>>535001736
>>535001750
What genre of game would best fit Daisy?
Jake
!hYY.7y0DY6
8/13/2025, 2:33:25 AM
No.535001434
>>534998303
Well first of all lets be polite to each other now, this is a comfy thread.
Secondly i played Showtime and it's a comfy good time, interesting mechanics, charming and cute, fun adventure and puzzle solving, all around it's a fun little adventure.
Jake
!hYY.7y0DY6
8/13/2025, 2:36:12 AM
No.535001736
>>535001412
Sports management.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 2:36:20 AM
No.535001750
>>534998985
Because it would be the rite of passage as the series enters a new era, it wouldnβt make sense for him to return to Pauline after Peach, in the Jumpman era, Mario was rescuing Pauline in Brooklyn from Donkey Kong, who acted more like a chaotic neutral figure than a true villain, then with the Super Mario Bros era, the series expanded its mythos with the Mushroom Kingdom, magical power-ups, Princess Peach, and Bowser, a fully evil warlord, establishing a new narrative foundation.
As the series progressed, Galaxy took the next logical step by broadening the scope to a universal scale, delivering a more mature story with higher stakes, it introduced Rosalina who parallels Mario narratively, with her story being about learning to open up, this makes Galaxy is the franchise's natural evolution and creative peak, in that context, pairing Mario with Rosalina makes sense.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 2:42:47 AM
No.535002391
>>535003301
>>535260406
>>535002147
No?
I don't think Mario and Rosalina had romantic chemistry.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 2:43:05 AM
No.535002423
>>535003301
>>535002147
Peach would have to die first
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 2:45:50 AM
No.535002690
You two are very funny.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 2:52:48 AM
No.535003301
>>535002391
>>535002423
no no, but that's the thing, Galaxy came out 17 years ago, and Galaxy 2 15 years ago, Nintendo didn't have the guts to phase out Peach at the time because she's very iconic, but now with the Switch era, you can see they've lost that primal fear, they're clearly fine with Peach and Mario not being a thing nowadays
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 3:10:06 AM
No.535004876
Two retards fighting
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 3:14:48 AM
No.535005293
>>535005447
Reminderly reminding reminder
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 3:16:30 AM
No.535005447
>>535005676
>>535006057
>>535005293
Nintendo asked us to speculate.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 3:18:50 AM
No.535005676
>>535006061
>>535005447
>Something for people to consider
You know the average audience is like 10 year olds right. I doubt the huge sprawling mystery that you keep saying is totally true and is the only option that has zero hints in game is what they had in mind
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 3:23:14 AM
No.535006057
>>535006672
>>535007581
>>535005447
Speculate, not be drooling retards. Now explain why Pauline's postgame quest to find a melody ends with her coming up with the exact same melody that's used in Jump up Superstar (the DK arcade melody) and it's treated as a new melody.
You can't. Now reply to me about the new donk city stuff, but oh, Odyssey's NDC has laptops and other modern stuff, so again, you can't.
Have a rotten day.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 3:23:18 AM
No.535006061
>>535006512
>>535005676
You're saying this about the game where the final boss is King K. Rool, a character 10-year-old kids wouldn't know unless they played Smash Ultimate.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 3:28:17 AM
No.535006512
>>535006847
>>535006061
What does that have to do with anything?
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 3:29:57 AM
No.535006672
>>535007053
>>535006057
Bananza's NDC also has laptops, but now they have "+" streaming services, and LCD billboards, and minimalist advertisement design, and the Taxis now say "2025" instead of "1981".
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 3:31:37 AM
No.535006847
>>535006512
The devs aren't asking the kids to speculate, they're asking the people that grew up with the series
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 3:33:28 AM
No.535007053
>>535007635
>>535012607
>>535006672
Okay I keep seeing people talk about the taxis but like as much as I think you're all retarded for arguing about Mario lore and how there has to be some sort of continuity you do know that all taxis have different license plates right? Like that is the point of a license plate
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 3:39:18 AM
No.535007581
>>535008390
>>535009365
>>535006057
nta but laptops precede digital billboards
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 3:39:32 AM
No.535007615
>>535007683
I'm checking every once in a bit between my writing of this one fic to see how this whole discussion is going and I suddenly feel like stepping in because Suzannefag is being stupid again...
...Nah, man, I'm struggling to keep my writing going as is to interrupt myself like this. You're on your own, /smbg/.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 3:39:46 AM
No.535007635
>>535014743
>>535007053
There is only one taxi model, and it is reused throughout New Donk City.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 3:40:19 AM
No.535007683
>>535007615
Amazing contribution
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 3:48:06 AM
No.535008390
>>535009072
>>535007581
Your hairline is receding, puppetfag.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 3:55:05 AM
No.535009072
>>535010091
>>535008390
>puppetfag
you don't even know what that means lel
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 3:56:28 AM
No.535009182
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 3:58:38 AM
No.535009365
>>535009678
>>535007581
Laptops of this size and sleekness? Stop being disingenuous just to help the schizo
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 4:00:42 AM
No.535009547
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 4:02:15 AM
No.535009678
>>535010261
>>535010846
>>535009365
Bananza takes place 13 years after Odyssey.
Jake
!hYY.7y0DY6
8/13/2025, 4:03:47 AM
No.535009817
>>535010062
I'm going to go to bed now but before i go i just wanna say that i think i will be staying here as this is really a more chill alternative to /v/ where i can discuss Mario and seemingly all things Nintendo.
I also wanna ask if /agdg/ would be a good place to open up and vent about my ditched creativity or if they just don't wanna hear it.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 4:06:32 AM
No.535010062
>>535054280
>>535115032
>>535009817
I'd say do not bother with /agdg/. That place has problems of it's own and you wont get a meaningful answer from it. Believe me, I tried.
Also, good night to you, anon. Hope you enjoy your stay here, it's always nice to have someone willing to engage in honest discussion.
Also, just as a precaution, you may want to drope the tripcode, just you can save yourself any future problems.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 4:07:00 AM
No.535010091
>>535009072
I'd know what it means, because I coined it.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 4:08:52 AM
No.535010261
>>535010478
>>535011607
>>535009678
And DK hasn't aged a day.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 4:10:55 AM
No.535010478
>>535010261
to be fair, the prequel theory also has that problem
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 4:14:54 AM
No.535010846
>>535012151
>>535012924
>>535009678
Then why do you keep brining up the 1981 2025 thing? Shouldnβt that imply a gap of 44 years if that is what they were going for? Your own evidence is contradictory, but then again, you donβt actually care about in game evidence. You just want to push your dumb headcanon even after Suzanne was proven wrong.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 4:18:53 AM
No.535011201
>>534996541
I enjoyed Super Princess Peach, I wish Showtime was more like that than the garbage we got. I honestly wouldβve rather have just gotten a Super Princess Peach remaster than that game, aside from coomer reasons Showtime had nothing of value and the gameplay was so boring.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 4:21:18 AM
No.535011415
>>535011680
That means you, Diddy Kong!
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 4:23:38 AM
No.535011607
>>535010261
He could probably now be a middle-aged gorilla, and not a young adult gorilla, like he was in the previous DK games.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 4:24:38 AM
No.535011680
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 4:30:00 AM
No.535012151
>>535010846
notice how he didnβt respond to this
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 4:35:08 AM
No.535012607
>>535013064
>>535013075
>>535007053
I also think it's retarded to argue about Mario lore, we should be discussing the gameplay, the only reason not to would be if you don't actually play the games... but surely that can't be the case, right? I mean, if /smbg/ doesn't play the games it would defeat the purpose of a Mario general.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 4:38:54 AM
No.535012924
>>535010846
I think that maybe "1981" and "2025" mean different things.
In Super Mario Odyssey, it said "1981" to reference the release year of DK Arcade.
But, if NDC is still a bunch of references to past DK games, why would they change the "1981" license plate?
Does the "2025" license plate perhaps reference "this game takes place in the future", while the "1981" license plate references "the original DK arcade game came out in 1981"?
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 4:40:20 AM
No.535013064
>>535013180
>>535012607
Why do you keep thinking people here never played a Mario game, it's preposterous. /smbg/ even played a mario game together last thread of the general.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 4:40:25 AM
No.535013075
>>535013180
>>535013560
>>535012607
Why did you reply to yourself?
>>535013064
>>535013075
it's the zoombafag shitposter, r&i
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 4:43:33 AM
No.535013415
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 4:45:02 AM
No.535013560
>>535014569
>>535014712
>>535013075
Why do you accuse everyone of replying to themselves?
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 4:55:34 AM
No.535014531
Oogtar king of jungle!
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 4:55:59 AM
No.535014569
>>535013560
Are you like a retard or something?
>>535013560
Because I can't tell who everyone is.
I don't believe that there are this many people here, who would rather believe in a theory that does not hold up.
Donkey Kong Bananza can't be a prequel to Odyssey, or the other Mario games, because too many things don't add up.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 4:57:47 AM
No.535014743
>>535007635
I know that's why they have the same license plate but why would it having a different license plate mean anything meaningful?
>>535014712
A lot of things in a lot of Mario games don't add up or line up in any way because they're meant to be individual experiences set in the same universe but not necessarily the same timeline. The last thing we need is the Mario series getting this dumb, barely-held-together, incohesive timeline like Zelda.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 4:59:58 AM
No.535014951
>>535013180
Fuck are YOU talking about
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 5:01:12 AM
No.535015045
>>535015171
>>535014920
None of the Mario games
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 5:02:42 AM
No.535015171
>>535015742
>>535015045
change the rules about who the characters are, and contradict the previous Mario game.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 5:09:26 AM
No.535015742
>>535014712
>>535015171
I mean there's no timeline, like at all.
>>535014920
Like they said, the games are meant to be consumed individually and then any connections you make are not necessarily diagetic. Maybe you get some overt references to something that happened but that doesn't mean everything that happened then happened in the setting of this new game. Think of it like the Epic Cycle.
So the stories of Odysseus predate the poet Homer by hundreds of years. What The Odyssey does is codify the events and the relation of events to each other. The individual stories of Odysseus, say, blinding the giant or getting tied to the mast so he could hear the siren's call while his men plugged their ears etc. etc. Those were all stories that had inherent contradictions that got codified in the Odyssey.
Another example would be the Bible. The Council of Nicaea codified the Catholic Bible, but there were books which early christians believed should be canonical that didn't make it (Gospel of Thomas), and books that made it into canon that Christians at the time didn't believe should (Revelation of John) and books that WERE codified that were later removed (Apocalypse of Peter, Epistle of Barnabas). The interpretation of a collection of work is not always going to be inerrant. Hell, the four canonical gospels can't seem to agree on how many people visited Jesus' tomb or what happened to the two men crucified with JEsus, if they were even there. John just makes up shit like a Zombie apocalypse that you'd think Mark, the oldest gospel, would have remarked upon, and that's because these are all different interpretations of the same stories, and like how there are irreconcilable differences there, so too are there in Mario, or Marvel, or Star Wars or any multi media franchise that runs for decades and has hundreds of creators involved.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 5:13:10 AM
No.535016050
Yeah well, that's why I'm the tall one, LITTLE big brother!
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 5:14:26 AM
No.535016153
>>535016526
>>535019395
Here is a cohesive Super Mario timeline.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 5:16:10 AM
No.535016301
>>535016630
>>535014712
>too many things donβt line up
Whether thatβs the case or not Suzanne is never becoming real.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 5:19:04 AM
No.535016526
>>535016153
I think if you post this 1000 more times itβll finally become true
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 5:20:23 AM
No.535016630
>>535017230
>>535019506
>>535016301
Do you not want everything to fit together?
Do you not want everything to be coherent?
Do you want people to forever be going in circles, confused about who is who and what happened when?
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 5:28:06 AM
No.535017230
>>535017805
>>535016630
>everyone
I think believing that Bananza!Pauline is somehow Marioβs daughter despite zero ingame foreshadowing and literal wisps of similarity is more incoherent but whatever you say man
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 5:35:23 AM
No.535017805
>>535018586
>>535018886
>>535017230
I think you're lying.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 5:41:11 AM
No.535018251
What do you guys think the next big mainline Mario game will be called? I'm thinking Mario Legacy, or something like that. Also, new Luigi's Mansion game when?!
Here is the cohesive Super Mario timeline.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 5:43:03 AM
No.535018389
>>535014920
Imagine if for the 40th anniversay they released Super Mario Bros: the Mushroom Kingdom Historia, that would be awesome.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 5:43:54 AM
No.535018452
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 5:45:47 AM
No.535018586
>>535018787
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 5:46:18 AM
No.535018634
Daisy is a warmonger!
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 5:48:33 AM
No.535018787
>>535018586
It's impressive how Sakurai managed to do the impossible, he made Daisy look good.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 5:49:57 AM
No.535018886
>>535019246
>>535017805
Stop posting this retarded bait image. Pauline is a kid in the game of course sheβs small and chubby. Have you ever seen children irl?
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 5:55:32 AM
No.535019246
>>535019693
>>535018886
She's confirmed to be 13 years old.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 5:57:56 AM
No.535019395
>>535016153
Yeah but that's like your opinion and that's what I'm trying to get across there's not an actual answer
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 5:59:27 AM
No.535019506
>>535020564
>>535016630
Actually no I don't. I don't want there to be some sort of cannon that puts the future games that people make inside of a box that they can't escape from. That's boring and shitty. I don't want everything to fit nicely together. It would be really boring if there was an official timeline because then people couldn't make one
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:01:26 AM
No.535019629
The real reason Peach won't marry Mario is because she'd become Princess Mario. Princess "Peach" Mario (nΓ©e Toadstool).
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:02:25 AM
No.535019693
I FINISHED!! ...the draft... Now to proofread this crap tomorrow.
What did I miss?
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:14:47 AM
No.535020564
>>535028706
>>535019506
But you don't like when I make one, don't you?
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:15:11 AM
No.535020603
>>535020728
>>535020308
just discussing bananza
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:16:43 AM
No.535020728
>>535020898
>>535021302
>>535020603
More like discussing headcanons to me, desu.
>>535018275
Isn't this just the games ordered by release date? If so, then this is the only correct answer lmao.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:17:48 AM
No.535020820
>>535078650
>>535020308
Nothing important, don't worry about it.
Good pic, duder.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:18:50 AM
No.535020898
>>535020728
>More like discussing headcanons to me, desu.
That's bananza discussion for ya
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:24:04 AM
No.535021302
>>535020728
Why yes. Yes it is.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:26:48 AM
No.535021515
>>535021763
One more month
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:30:22 AM
No.535021763
>>535021869
>>535021878
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:31:40 AM
No.535021869
>>535021763
40th anniversary. I hope they reveal the new 3d Mario.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:31:43 AM
No.535021878
>>535023360
>>535021763
New Super Mario All-Stars
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:52:49 AM
No.535023360
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 7:07:13 AM
No.535024293
King K. Kool
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 7:15:36 AM
No.535024858
See, Bully? They're cutting a Christmas tree!
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 7:18:01 AM
No.535025035
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 7:20:16 AM
No.535025186
>>535026037
>>535028616
What if Mario's and Luigi's noses were just big pimples that are waiting to be popped?
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 7:33:43 AM
No.535026037
>>535025186
What if Mario and Luigi fell to their knees and prayed to gosh?
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 7:48:41 AM
No.535026961
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 8:15:46 AM
No.535028616
>>535025186
Okay Zach it's 11 pm you need to go to bed
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 8:17:18 AM
No.535028706
>>535020564
Only if you're annoying about it (you are)
>Miyamoto literally says that every Mario is the same Mario
>Retards still believe that Mario operates on Twilight Zone logic, with every game taking place in different pocket dimensions or some shit.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 10:31:02 AM
No.535035864
>>535035442
Well actually, every Mario is not the same Mario because (deliberate misinterpretation of Miyamotoβs words).
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 10:36:14 AM
No.535036134
What if every Mario is different thus Nintendo has only forgotten about some of the Marios?
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 10:38:40 AM
No.535036254
Best beach theme in all of Mario
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 10:56:16 AM
No.535037289
>>535037701
>>535035442
Every Mario is the same Mario, but Paper Mario is a separate character to the real Mario.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:04:21 AM
No.535037701
>>535037289
Obviously. Mario can't fold himself into a paper plane.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:45:29 AM
No.535039987
>>535035442
Every Mario is the same Mario because the characters are actors and the games aren't chronicling actual events
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:47:38 AM
No.535040126
Mario is Jumpman's Grandson and the games are plays based on Jumpman's great feats
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 12:18:49 PM
No.535042026
With Captain Toadβs soundtrack now on nintendo music, what are your favorite songs from the game? I always liked Spinwheel Library for that weird ethereal and otherworldly vibe thatβs almost like Galaxy but not quite
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 12:18:50 PM
No.535042027
>>535042524
>>535093591
There are three Marios.
1. Jumpman Mario
This is your DK arcade Mario. Eventually he and Lady split up and Jumpman marries Mama Mia and they have two beautiful boys. Mario and Luigi.
2. Plumber Mario- This is the Mario that makes his way to the mushroom kingdom with his twin brother Luigi. Eventually after thwarting Koopa from harming Toadstool for good he settles down in a village in the mushroom kingdom which leads to:
3. Mario Prime, with Luigi Prime being his younger brother. This Mario is has a thing for Toadstool's daughter Peach and he knows Pauline, Lady's granddaughter from the many trips that his father and grandfather took him on to New Donk.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 12:27:05 PM
No.535042524
>>535050486
>>535042027
When will Perfect Mario debut?
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 2:14:45 PM
No.535050486
>>535042524
This is all Mario's combined.
It is a form stronger than Super Mario.
Jake
!hYY.7y0DY6
8/13/2025, 3:02:16 PM
No.535054280
>>535010062
Yeah i should find someplace else for that but i should at least go to /horg/ to update them on what i told them.
And i will leave behind my trip but i hope it's OK if i leave it on for creativity and dev/writer talk.
Thank you for your advice.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 5:09:22 PM
No.535065491
>>535078650
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 5:33:08 PM
No.535067754
>>535078650
Inshallah today will be a great day for /smbg/
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 5:57:21 PM
No.535070254
>>535071607
Why doesnβt the real Paris have posters of princess Peach all over those green things when itβs a city of beauty
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:10:25 PM
No.535071607
>>535075358
>>535070254
They wouldn't want to pollute their city with that whore.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:47:24 PM
No.535075358
>>535085235
>>535071607
Nobody talking about Daisy
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:51:32 PM
No.535075782
>>535076791
If there was a mario-styled punch out game, which characters would be used?
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 7:00:28 PM
No.535076791
>>535075782
Mario
Luigi
That's it you play as Mario and beat up Luigi
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 7:17:58 PM
No.535078650
>>535067754
Amen. This general can use some genuine discussion or some online gaming.
>>535020820
>>535065491
Also, worth mentioning what I finish wasnt that draw lol, that's the fic draft I was working on. On the subject of OC art, I have this right here.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 8:13:46 PM
No.535084707
Princess Daisy has just announced a new statue of her and Luigi riding horseback, to be erected in the public section of the royal grounds. This, of course, will mean higher taxes for the rest of the year.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 8:14:42 PM
No.535084815
haha erected
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 8:18:57 PM
No.535085235
>>535075358
You anti-Daisyfags are insufferable, you should die.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 8:23:43 PM
No.535085705
>>535091390
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 9:18:45 PM
No.535091390
>>535109952
>>535085705
The only healthy female friendship in the franchise
The bond gets forced once Daisy is involved and catty when Pauline enters the picture, cue passive aggression
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 9:19:35 PM
No.535091484
>>535092881
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 9:33:26 PM
No.535092881
>>535091484
Gotta keep the bling on, even inside the egg.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 9:40:30 PM
No.535093591
>>535042027
I always kinda imagined there's one Mario without a hard canon. He's a character who is just reused with only minor considerations for the other games.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Osamu_Tezuka%27s_Star_System
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:30:26 PM
No.535105236
Seeing as there's no September game and there's no way they'd put MP4 or Kirby Air Riders for September this late, I'm expecting some sort of Mario game port like a Galaxy 1 + 2 pack just like how 2020's Mario direct had 3D allstars release 2 weeks later.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:01:29 AM
No.535108316
why is baby daisy so hot?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:05:17 AM
No.535108715
>>535109804
why are you a pedophile?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:16:12 AM
No.535109804
>>535109847
>>535108715
This is a website filled with people like him. Why are you here if you can't handle his filth?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:16:38 AM
No.535109847
>>535109804
Nothing's stopping him from asking.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:17:32 AM
No.535109952
>>535110270
>>535111369
>>535091390
Rosalina doesn't have a bond with anyone except her Lumas.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:20:37 AM
No.535110270
>>535109952
I always find it sad how Rosalina's supposed fanbase wants her to remain forever alone with no bonds aside from the lumas. It reeks of waifufags fantasising about some kind of generic kuudere character that only they can interact with.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:36:08 AM
No.535111890
>>535111369
>I can fix her!
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:42:49 AM
No.535112594
>>535111369
I don't know if you're accusing me of that or what, I'm just saying as it stands right now, she's not really been shown bonding with anyone in any meaningful way.
>>535111369
>I always find it sad how Rosalina's supposed fanbase wants her to remain forever alone with no bonds aside from the lumas. It reeks of waifufags fantasising about some kind of generic kuudere character that only they can interact with.
They want a meaningful story of how she opens more up and comes to Mushroom kingdom and hangs out with the Mario cast. Not just her spawning in randomly and acting very different with sports and parties. Her as a character at the moment is like an revolving unfinished arc, like an entire 3 seasons of character development either never happening or was off screen to the audience. I feel post-bananza mainline mario games can give enough of a story to make that happen.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:06:09 AM
No.535115032
>>535010062
Wario is perfect in white and black
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:23:40 AM
No.535116721
>>535114868
She doesn't even really act ooc in the sports and party games. The only difference between her in Galaxy and her in the spin offs is that she's having fun with her friends. But that's a big issue for Rosalina exclusively because for some reason her "fans" think that she's incapable of doing anything aside from standing around and showing zero emotion despite being a caring motherly figure to the lumas. It's a case where the Rosalina her "fans" built up in their head isn't even the Rosalina character that exists but some cooked up fanfiction version. Just because someone is more stoic, it doesn't mean that they're some autist who can't handle talking to other people.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:26:01 AM
No.535123184
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 3:03:50 AM
No.535126740
>>535127341
>>535013180
>Talking about Mario gameplay means you're a zoombafag.
This general has reached peak schizophrenia.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 3:10:00 AM
No.535127341
>>535282132
>>535126740
>Wanting to talk about Mario gameplay vs you blatantly wanting the general gone and baiting
zoombafag shit
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 3:31:06 AM
No.535129247
>>535129616
>>535133632
Keep making those lore threads on /v/ so that Suzannefag stays far away.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 3:34:53 AM
No.535129616
>>535132536
>>535133632
>>535129247
SuzanneCHAD spreading the good word about Pauline III.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 4:04:01 AM
No.535132536
>>535133505
>>535133632
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 4:13:18 AM
No.535133505
>>535133632
>>535132536
Why did you reply to yourself?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 4:14:37 AM
No.535133632
>>535135771
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 4:22:45 AM
No.535134424
>>535134653
Everyone on /v/ thinks he's a batshit insane schizo
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 4:25:08 AM
No.535134653
>>535134752
>>535134424
For once everyone on /v/ is right.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 4:26:15 AM
No.535134752
>>535135481
>>535169015
>>535134653
Why did you reply to yourself?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 4:34:02 AM
No.535135481
>>535136160
>>535134752
Why are you shadowboxing? No one likes retarded schizos that post the same images over and over again and plug their ears to any correction
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 4:36:56 AM
No.535135771
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 4:41:03 AM
No.535136160
>>535136298
>>535135481
Nobody likes shitposters either and yet here you are
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 4:42:37 AM
No.535136298
>>535136693
>>535136160
This is my first reply
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 4:46:30 AM
No.535136693
>>535136298
>went to posting from his phone
Sure...
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 4:47:02 AM
No.535136746
>>535136931
>>535136949
Is this the "gameplay discussion" i keep hearing about?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 4:48:55 AM
No.535136908
>>535018275
Put SML3 between SML2 and DK94, Mario popped up at the end of SML3.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 4:49:13 AM
No.535136931
>>535136746
You're the one making the shitposts on the contrary rather than posting anything else. You tell us falseflagger.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 4:49:21 AM
No.535136949
>>535137432
>>535136746
I liked super mario 3d world.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 4:54:38 AM
No.535137432
>>535137594
>>535136949
Did you 100% it?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 4:56:16 AM
No.535137594
>>535137432
I got to champions road but I never beat it
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:13:28 AM
No.535139291
>>535140027
My heroes
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:20:46 AM
No.535140027
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:43:20 AM
No.535142338
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:58:35 AM
No.535143749
>>535144393
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 6:06:02 AM
No.535144393
>>535146457
>>535146876
>>535143749
What are all those Gen Wunners doing there they're not Gameboy Color characters
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 6:29:04 AM
No.535146457
>>535144393
Because...reasons!
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 6:33:59 AM
No.535146876
>>535144393
Because Gen Wunners
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 7:38:47 AM
No.535151656
Give santa a little push
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 8:28:25 AM
No.535155018
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 8:41:27 AM
No.535155970
>>535114868
>They want a meaningful story of how she opens more up and comes to Mushroom kingdom and hangs out with the Mario cast.
What Galaxy 2 could've been.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 10:16:49 AM
No.535162552
>>535162862
>>535114868
>They want a meaningful story of how she opens more up and comes to Mushroom kingdom and hangs out with the Mario cast.
Sounds like a boring Mario game. They're in the wrong franchise.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 10:21:10 AM
No.535162862
>>535163850
>>535162552
People who wants things like that have outgrown the franchise and think that Mario needs to change for their sake.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 10:35:52 AM
No.535163850
>>535162862
Ehh they are making movies so having little bit of story actually makes sense now, though the recent mario movie doesn't really make any sense narratively and conceptually and still did well regardless.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 11:05:48 AM
No.535165636
>>535114868
>They want a meaningful story of how she opens more up and comes to Mushroom kingdom and hangs out with the Mario cast.
Sounds like an exciting Mario game. They're in the right franchise.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 11:32:10 AM
No.535167185
>>535169902
This is what peak performance looks like
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 11:55:49 AM
No.535168535
Saw someone point out Void Kong is basically Donkey Kong's Wario
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:03:46 PM
No.535169015
>>535171557
>>535134752
Shut up retard, I was asleep.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:18:13 PM
No.535169902
>>535167185
Oops, I didn't notice the nipples. Good thing I was able to delete it in time.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:45:25 PM
No.535171557
>>535172782
>>535169015
You're not slick, samefag sammy.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:56:31 PM
No.535172270
>>535172403
>>535114868
I'd rather have a fun game exploring the cosmos than some trite unneeded story to appeal to twitterfags about Rosalina opening up.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:58:25 PM
No.535172403
>>535172672
>>535172270
Would rather have you kill yourself but we can't all get what we want
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:02:46 PM
No.535172672
>>535172916
>>535172403
Right back at you, Rosalinasecondary. You're so wrapped up in your delusions that you should just do us all a favor and end it because nobody wants to see Rosalinasecondaries like you shit your pants that because Rosalina contradicted your headcanon that she's apparently extremely mistreated by Nintendo.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:04:33 PM
No.535172782
>>535173001
>>535171557
>using MY words
you will never be a warden.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:06:27 PM
No.535172916
>>535173921
>>535174249
>>535172672
>Secondaries
>In Mario
You're trying too hard. She had one game with a main focus. Are you trying to say most people haven't played one single game? God this place is one of the worst generals in /vg/
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:07:52 PM
No.535173001
>>535173168
>>535172782
I'm the thread's unwilling protector
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:10:07 PM
No.535173168
>>535173663
>>535173001
And yet you felt the need to copy my sentence word for word.
Fraud. Faker.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:16:46 PM
No.535173663
>>535174127
>>535173168
We share the same mission: protecting the general, don't be upset that I do it better.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:20:05 PM
No.535173921
>>535174292
>>535172916
Mario's fanbase is mostly secondaries. That comes in line with being Mr Videogame. If you don't like it here you can fuck off to your tranny safe space on bluesky or discord, you already don't understand that you're not supposed to avatarfag here. Rosalina has been in every 3D Mario game since her debut except from Odyssey and even then she was planned to be in Odyssey, and got Galaxy references. She's not some forgotten character and pretending otherwise is just pic related.
>Are you trying to say most people haven't played one single game?
Even aside from there being more than one Rosalina game, most Rosalinafags probably haven't played Galaxy at this point. It's an almost 20 year old game.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:22:46 PM
No.535174127
>>535174460
>>535173663
There is only a spot for one of me, paisano. And I'd never defend s*zzanefag.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:24:27 PM
No.535174249
>>535175213
>>535172916
>God this place is one of the worst generals in /vg/
This board has like 10 gachaslop generals. At least this general is about real videogames.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:24:58 PM
No.535174292
>>535174956
>>535173921
I wasn't even the guy you were arguing with. I didn't even read his post. I'm just saying that wanting more character development for characters isn't some bad thing. You sound like the type that yells about "loreslop" on /co/ or something. And Rosalina has only had one game that really focused on her story wise and no, I wouldn't consider someone a Rosalina fan if they didn't play it.
And I can do what I want, your shitty general can keep crying about it.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:27:23 PM
No.535174460
>>535174528
>>535174127
Tssk, the warden is showing his bias again. I wish i didn't have to carry the weight of saving the general, but someone has to do it.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:28:18 PM
No.535174528
>>535174460
That's it, your post is getting hidden.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:34:46 PM
No.535174956
>>535175213
>>535174292
>Posting trannyshit
Yeah fuck off now. I'm not a /co/tranny so I don't know your lingo there but just go back already.
Derailing a game to talk about unnecessary shit is bad, if you really want her to get development then surely her appearing in spinoffs is that development, there's just no scene where Rosalina has a hyper realistic panic attack that she's going to be hanging out with people instead of lumas which is welcome.
>I wouldn't consider someone a Rosalina fan if they didn't play it.
Eh, most fans probably haven't even completed the original SMB, or Super Mario Land. With long running franchises you have to accept that people won't play old games.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:38:17 PM
No.535175213
>>535176005
>>535174249
At least those general talk about the games most of the time instead of metaposting about pretending to be thread police 24/7
Which new boogeyman are you guys gonna make a name for next to protect against?
>>535174956
Futa isn't tranny
Also there was plenty of gameplay in SMG even with her story. You're just allergic to any kind of plot or character development and want to have a melty that people have grown up and enjoy some sort of depth in their media. And no, I'm not saying that your funny jump on goombe gameplay should be interrupted by tons of cutscenes, but character development would be nice sometimes.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:50:38 PM
No.535176005
>>535176379
>>535342481
>>535175213
Futa is pure tranny. It's basically saying that you need a girl to have a dick to jack off. Also a tranny fantasy of looking like a girl but still being able to whip the dick out.
>enjoy some sort of depth in their media.
It's media for five year olds with a focus on gameplay. At a certain point you're better moving on to series more suited to you if you're unsatisfied with it not being what you're looking for. Rosalina's story in Galaxy was all completely missable, that isn't what Rosalinasecondaries want, and instead want it all weaved into a main plot and the game derailed by Rosalina crying about social anxiety for a minute between every level.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:56:15 PM
No.535176379
>>535176767
>>535176005
It's funny by saying futanari is tranny you're literally just giving trannies what they want. Those annoying fucks caused a shitstorm over having the tag changed on boorus. Good job validating them.
Anyway, I guess Rosalinasecondary is your new boogeyman or something. Feel free to hide my posts and assume what I want from the series, not wasting my time with you.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:02:01 PM
No.535176767
>>535176905
>>535176379
Nobody straight wants futa. It's all trannyshit. It reminds me that that image pretending that Japan having seven layers of being a tranny isn't just as mentally ill.
>boogeyman
You're in the flesh, so you're not a bogeyman.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:04:06 PM
No.535176905
>>535177058
>>535176767
Shut up patrickfag
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:06:21 PM
No.535177058
>>535177220
>>535176905
You got really upset at that image, didn't you? That's quite funny.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:09:03 PM
No.535177220
>>535177476
>>535177058
Uh oh patrickfag melty
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:12:50 PM
No.535177476
>>535177531
>>535177220
No matter how much you cry and seethe it won't change how utterly mindbroke you.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:13:32 PM
No.535177531
>>535177476
>patrickfag off his meds
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:17:40 PM
No.535177793
>>535177967
>>535178102
I guess we know that when Rosalinafags get uppity all we have to do now is post an image of Patrick from Spongebob. It's weird though, is it a /co/ thing? That /co/tranny mentioned being from there.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:20:00 PM
No.535177967
>>535178102
>>535177793
when /co/ became overrun by tranny cartoons they started hating every classic cartoon
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:21:59 PM
No.535178102
>>535178508
>>535177793
>>535177967
You guys are so autistic that you really don't get it, do you? Instead of the simple answer you want to create some narrative about it being a /co/ thing. I just decided to call him patrickfag cause he used an image of Patrick and you retards can't help but make a boogeyman out of literally anything. What an insufferable general, but it was fun seeing you prove my point again.
Another page suzannechad's sacred texts
>>>/v/718033568
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:23:04 PM
No.535178175
>>535178295
>>535178568
Don't know what we're arguing about but futa is based.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:24:30 PM
No.535178295
>>535178118
See what I mean, this general is just meta posting bullshit where you guys make up -fags to obsess over constantly. Acting like you're better than gacha generals is hilarious
>>535178175
You're too good for this general, come to /drg/
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:27:19 PM
No.535178508
>>535178618
>>535178102
i've seen a lot of /co/trannies with an axe to grind against spongebob especially it makes sense that you're from there
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:28:05 PM
No.535178568
>>535178693
>>535178175
Anon, you're a faggot.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:28:50 PM
No.535178618
>>535178765
>>535178765
>>535178508
What is my new boogeyman name now? Since I hate SpongeBob apparently can I be squidwardfag???
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:29:48 PM
No.535178693
>>535178568
Mario is one of the pillars of futa porn since at least 2010s. It would be disrespectful not to stroke to that good stuff.
I know Rosalina and Futa go hand in hand as far as this blasted website goes but... are we seriously discussing about this here?
And these are the kind of idiots that tell you liking yuri is gay, geez...
>>535178618
>>535178618
At this point you're not doing yourself any favors either. You belong in this general now as you are also part of the problem.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:31:36 PM
No.535178826
>>535178765
>liking yuri is gay
it is
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:32:02 PM
No.535178850
>>535178908
>>534936040
>Prince Peasley is nowhere to be found
That's because he's with luigi while using freshly planted beanbean kingdom beans as a decoy for sarasaland and daisy.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:32:36 PM
No.535178894
>>535178765
Yeah you're never getting rid of me. I'll be here to make fun of you autists for years now because you deserve it for not liking futa
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:32:49 PM
No.535178908
>>535178850
yaoi is gay but based peasley
>>535178765
Danganronpaschizos are all massive shitposters. Best to R and I for things such as avatarfagging, spamming/flooding, extremely low quality posts and trolling outside of /b/.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:34:45 PM
No.535179073
>>535179332
>>535178910
Yeah he should do that. It'll work really well considering I've been avatarfagging in /drg/ since 2021~
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:34:48 PM
No.535179079
You guys need to goon before typing sometimes.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:36:43 PM
No.535179216
>>535179254
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:37:14 PM
No.535179254
>>535179313
>>535179471
>>535178910
>>535179216
Nice job announcing reports
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:38:03 PM
No.535179313
>>535179254
Source for this claim?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:38:22 PM
No.535179332
>>535179445
>>535179073
Which personality are you from /drg/?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:40:00 PM
No.535179445
>>535179659
>>535179332
Core /drg/ users would not need me to spoon-feed this information
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:40:18 PM
No.535179471
>>535179254
Who said that anyone reported anybody? We just know that it's best to report now, it's up to you whether you want it.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:42:38 PM
No.535179659
>>535179838
>>535179445
Who said that I'm from there? I just want to read up on you. I can respect people who shed their anonymity.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:44:36 PM
No.535179838
>>535179983
>>535179659
>respect
I almost gave in and told you! But if you really wanna respect me then do some investigating yourself!
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:46:26 PM
No.535179983
>>535180129
>>535179838
Do you not like being respected? Are you one of those people who like it when people are mean to you? Are you really a masochist?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:48:20 PM
No.535180129
>>535180797
>>535179983
No, dummy...I almost gave in cause you flattered me
But I also enjoy being bullied
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:48:29 PM
No.535180142
>>535178118
Post? Hidden.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:50:44 PM
No.535180289
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:52:36 PM
No.535180423
>>535178118
um, we don't like /v/ around here
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:57:22 PM
No.535180797
>>535181154
>>535180129
I'm not very smart... I'm never gonna figure it out... I really wanted to be your friend.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 3:01:55 PM
No.535181154
>>535181367
>>535180797
You're obviously just lying and trying to make me feel bad!
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 3:04:16 PM
No.535181367
>>535181465
>>535181638
>>535181154
I wouldn't lie! Not to someone who I want to be friends with... My brain hurts.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 3:05:23 PM
No.535181465
>>535181708
>>535181367
You can just go to the general and ask
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 3:07:35 PM
No.535181638
>>535181926
>>535181367
Why do you want to be my friend so badly, cute faker anon?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 3:08:31 PM
No.535181708
>>535181889
>>535181465
What if they made fun of me for asking... I don't know if I could take everyone ganging up on me and laughing...
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 3:10:46 PM
No.535181889
>>535182084
>>535183785
>>535181708
i'll ask on your behalf anon, anything for a friend.
>>535181638
I'm not a faker! I really like Rosalina like you do and I really respect people who aren't afraid to not be anonymous on 4chan... You're really brave to post like you do... I would never be able to be like you...
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 3:13:01 PM
No.535182084
>>535181889
Thank you kind anon.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 3:18:09 PM
No.535182540
>>535182956
>>535219083
>>535181926
With the autism this place attracts it very hard to tell if this is serious or not
Regardless, I hope you are, cause you're cute!
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 3:21:39 PM
No.535182809
>>535182939
>>535183239
>>535181926
Please for the love of pete, stop. You're not going to make anyone crack if that's your angle, you're only just going to keep egging the anon on and on.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 3:23:10 PM
No.535182939
>>535182809
Which boogeyman is petefag?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 3:23:18 PM
No.535182956
>>535183785
>>535182540
Thank you... Hopefully you can trust me enough in the future if you're staying here...
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 3:26:43 PM
No.535183239
>>535182809
I'm not trying to make anyone crack...
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 3:32:46 PM
No.535183785
>>535184058
>>535181889
Looks like you're not gonna get a serious answer from them!
>>535182956
Are you gonna be my cute little simp?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 3:35:55 PM
No.535184058
>>535185384
>>535183785
*Gulps* If that's okay...
Not even puppetfag is this cringe, odds on samefag.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 3:51:36 PM
No.535185384
>>535185610
>>535184058
I'd never turn down a qt autistic nonny that knows their place
>>535185039
Ooh a new -fag
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 3:53:32 PM
No.535185554
>>535185039
don't be rude
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 3:54:04 PM
No.535185610
>>535186152
>>535185384
>Ooh a new -fag
Puppetfag has been named for at least a month now. Keep up novice.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 3:59:55 PM
No.535186152
>>535188386
>>535185610
Sorry I'm not novicefag
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 4:24:51 PM
No.535188295
>>535178910
Good job idiot
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 4:25:52 PM
No.535188386
>>535188996
>>535186152
>Deflection when making clear mistakes
I see.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 4:31:59 PM
No.535188996
>>535188386
Hi seefag, you talk like gontafag from /drg/
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 4:32:18 PM
No.535189019
A lot of deleted posts.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 4:56:48 PM
No.535191270
>>535192834
>>535185039
No, puppetfag is his own individual who praises shitposters and falseflags (tells others to report clearly innocent anons, calls innocent anons shitposters e.t.c.) You can easily spot him especially when s*zannefag posts. This guy is some danganronpa autist who's into trannies and also dislikes this general.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:14:07 PM
No.535192834
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:40:32 PM
No.535195346
>>535214765
I love the simultaneously ethereal/eerie feel of songs like Spinwheel Library from Captain Toad, I wish I could listen to this on a proper CDβ¦
Music again - Do you think the Mario 40th anni will have 3D World or Galaxy 2 as drops for the music app?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 7:25:24 PM
No.535206568
>>535199974
Mario Kart World or bust
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 7:48:58 PM
No.535209078
>>535213557
>>535199974
Nintendo doesn't want you to remember Galaxy 2 exists.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 8:29:36 PM
No.535213557
>>535209078
It's really too soulful for modern Nintendo.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 8:39:50 PM
No.535214765
>>535217563
>>535217952
>>535195346
>>535199974
Dont mean to be petty even though I cant find myself saying this any nicer... but who cares about the music app? Like, what's the point of anticipating a game's soundtrack getting released or not?
I mean, sure, native quality and extensions, but as someone who loves to play vidya music on loop and stresses about quality, I can just use either Foobar or Youtube (well, Newpipe for my phone), which is specially nice when I can efortlessly slide my way around non-Nintendo stuff and unreleased soundtracks as well (watch me as I slide around Star Fox 64's menu theme, CrossCode's Autumn's Rise theme, Megaman X6's opening stage theme, Hoops 3on3's Shebert Land theme and Miiverse's loading screen theme for good measure).
I dunno, man, that app still feels like a waste to me.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 8:40:06 PM
No.535214807
>>535215031
>>535246690
I
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 8:42:08 PM
No.535215031
>>535215282
>>535246690
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 8:44:20 PM
No.535215282
>>535215523
>>535246690
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 8:46:22 PM
No.535215523
>>535246690
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 8:56:21 PM
No.535216674
>>535218206
>mfw so many deleted posts
What happened?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 9:03:50 PM
No.535217563
>>535218371
>>535214765
We literally don't have dozens of the Mario Kart World tracks because they're route exclusive.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 9:07:23 PM
No.535217952
>>535218371
>>535214765
The music app will be important until we can go into the files of the games again.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 9:09:37 PM
No.535218206
>>535216674
Someone got banned and all their posts got deleted with them. Just look it up in the archive if you're curious.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 9:10:55 PM
No.535218371
>>535221812
>>535217563
Well, that's fair for MKW given it's still a recent release and I'd assume no one has compiled those tracks anywhere... yet (I'm not sure and I'm not going to be the one to check, spoiler tenet and all). But I was talking about all soundtracks in general here, newer game releases make sense to anticipate, but everything else? Nah, I don't get it.
>>535217952
Yeah, that sounds about ri-wait what do you mean "again"? lmao.
Jake
!hYY.7y0DY6
8/14/2025, 9:16:48 PM
No.535219083
>>535219880
>>535221849
>>535181926
>>535182540
Honestly based. It's people like you who are the reason why i still come here.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 9:23:14 PM
No.535219880
>>535222593
>>535219083
Umm... could be me, but my gut is telling me those two specifically were not engaging in good faith either.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 9:40:14 PM
No.535221812
>>535222789
>>535224063
>>535218371
Every Nintendo console has gotten hacked, nothing will change in this regard aside from how long it'll take for it to happen compared to the first Switch.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 9:40:33 PM
No.535221849
>>535222231
>>535223976
>>535219083
Well I am one of the best posters here, so makes sense
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 9:43:55 PM
No.535222231
>>535223569
>>535221849
You ARE pretty cool...
>>535219880
Maybe, maybe not, i think it's good to have faith in others and not assume the worst out of people unless they are being noticeably bad.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 9:48:02 PM
No.535222669
>>535222593
I agree, more people could do with being nice to each other and appreciating each other.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 9:49:06 PM
No.535222789
>>535224063
>>535221812
And also if it does get hacked, it doesn't mean it'll be easy, which means less people are gonna try and hack.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 9:54:50 PM
No.535223420
>>535233602
WTF
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 9:56:15 PM
No.535223569
>>535225053
>>535222231
Cooler than Freezeflame Galaxy and Sonic the Hedgehog combined
>>535222593
Capitalize your I's
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 9:59:36 PM
No.535223976
>>535221849
As a local scholar of /smbg/, the best poster award goes to the anon previously known as movieschizo/DKschizo. We miss his high quality posts dearly.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 10:00:19 PM
No.535224063
>>535226521
>>535221812
>>535222789
>Every Nintendo console has gotten hacked
Ah, you mean that; wording made it sound like the Switch 2 and/or its game files were somehow openable for limited time lol.
>And also if it does get hacked, it doesn't mean it'll be easy, which means less people are gonna try and hack.
Nah, I believe in the power of autists cracking they way around it and having a prosperous hacking scene. If the Wii and the DS could have it despite the limitations of the time, no console is a problem.
Jake
!hYY.7y0DY6
8/14/2025, 10:09:46 PM
No.535225053
>>535225938
>>535226038
>>535223569
Sorry but it's something i don't usually think about while typing, didn't think it was a big deal...
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 10:12:37 PM
No.535225389
>>535226038
>>535227384
>>535222593
You'd make a point, I like to keep things at peace myself and give people the benefit of the doubt, but one of those two posters was in the midst of a storm he himself contributed to and got a handful of his post deleted as a result. That is such a terrible first impression and I wouldn't trust someone that chooses to be a shitposter at full agrro, carrying the general's chill with himself in the process, instead of playing cool like everyone else. Plus there is something about calling yourself "the best poster" just like so (after getting mass-deleted no less) that throws me off, speaks of an unsavory behavior.
You do you and you're free to engage with anyone just nicely, but please be wary, not everyone that says they want to play nice actually do so.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 10:17:15 PM
No.535225938
>>535225053
It really isn't a big deal, though. Nobody minds an imperfect grammar unless it's straight up unreadable, otherwise you'd see more ESLs getting their asses bodied on a regular.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 10:18:06 PM
No.535226038
>>535226769
>>535227384
>>535225053
It just bothers me a lot, and looks a lot nicer to use proper capitalization
>>535225389
Nice Mario discussion
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 10:22:07 PM
No.535226521
>>535224063
You severely underestimate the Switch. The only reason the first one was easy to hack was because of one mistake by nvidia, the later revisions were much harder to hack to the point that most people didn't bother and instead sought after the "hackable" ones.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 10:23:46 PM
No.535226705
>>535226995
You guys do realize the rosalina poster is the danganronpa tranny that hates this general, right?
>the tripfag likes him
of course he does
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 10:24:15 PM
No.535226769
>>535226995
>>535227384
>>535226038
I'm not the one nitpicking someone else's grammar right now instead of talking about Mario and Nintendo products, hypocrite.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 10:26:13 PM
No.535226995
>>535227149
>>535227384
>>535226705
Not a tranny, that is just a boring shitpost
>>535226769
Mario?
Everyone should be nice to each other...
>>535226995
>doesn't deny anything else
lmao
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 10:29:32 PM
No.535227346
>>535227149
Stop ruining the general man
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 10:29:39 PM
No.535227359
>>535227000
Everyone is much nicer to each other when they're off the general, normally when playing co op... which is why I keep telling you asses to hop in the Mario vs Luigi game. That way at least we're doing something fun instead of being at each other's throats for idiots A, B or C deciding to take a dump on the general.
Jake
!hYY.7y0DY6
8/14/2025, 10:29:50 PM
No.535227384
>>535225389
Yeah, the pride on display from the Rosalina poster is something i disprove of myself but i say we can give him a second chance.
>>535226038
>>535226769
>>535226995
>>535227149
Lets not start another fight.
>>535227000
Trips of truth!
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 10:31:44 PM
No.535227605
>>535227823
>>535227000
If only. This place is very rude.
>>535227149
Cause I never tried to hide that? Don't worry I'll rename the Rosa images to my usual way once I get back on my PC so you don't have a schizo melty trying to chase boogeymem
>>535227605
I want you to know that we can be better. Please don't leave us because some anons have short tempers.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 10:35:40 PM
No.535228039
>>535228332
>>535227823
Don't worry! I'm not going anywhere!
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 10:35:44 PM
No.535228050
>>535228332
>>535227823
>we
Nintendo Wii? Speak for yourself accommodating to some random shitposter being a fag in broad daylight.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 10:38:09 PM
No.535228292
>>535227823
>we
puppetfag...
>>535228039
That's great.
>>535228050
The dramafags have done so much damage to this general. It's time for peace instead of living in paranoia, and I want the whole general to join me in that mission.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 10:41:50 PM
No.535228720
>>535229107
>>535228332
I don't know if we can go back to how things were...
Jake
!hYY.7y0DY6
8/14/2025, 10:42:21 PM
No.535228785
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 10:42:42 PM
No.535228825
>>535229832
>>535228332
Compelling, but not very much so when you're not even discerning between genuine posters and dramafags and try to put them all on the same bag.
Whatever, you guys can turn this whole place into a brothel for all I care, I have a fic to finish.
Jake
!hYY.7y0DY6
8/14/2025, 10:45:21 PM
No.535229107
>>535228720
I know it in my very souk that Jesus will make the whole entire internet back to what it was before all the toxic behavior.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 10:46:14 PM
No.535229203
>>535229431
>>535229542
>the tripfag ended up actually being a bad faith poster
knew something was up with him
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 10:48:11 PM
No.535229431
>>535229650
>>535229203
It feels like everyone is getting along aside from you.
Jake
!hYY.7y0DY6
8/14/2025, 10:49:07 PM
No.535229542
>>535229203
I'm confused. What did i do wrong?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 10:50:05 PM
No.535229650
>>535229832
>>535230002
>>535229431
Silence puppetfag.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 10:51:38 PM
No.535229832
>>535228825
>Brothel
Yeah that would be awful haha
>>535229650
Maybe if you guys were nicer and more accepting of different fetishes we could've got along
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 10:53:06 PM
No.535230002
>>535229650
You're meant to overcome hatred through kindness and turn yesterday's antagonist into today's friend. What kindness have you shown the general today?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 10:53:06 PM
No.535230004
>>535230172
This is what happens when Nintendo forgets about Mario.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 10:54:11 PM
No.535230121
Very interesting turn of events, I'll update the list.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 10:54:40 PM
No.535230172
>>535231119
>>535234430
>>535230004
They should have put Double Dash on NSO instead of Chibi Robo. It would have saved the general.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 11:02:47 PM
No.535231119
>>535231560
>>535231582
>>535230172
Nintendo has forgotten about /smbg/
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 11:06:36 PM
No.535231560
>>535231119
I want to say Nintendo doesn't know about /smbg/, but we all know by now that there are paid shills on this site and some of them are probably here too.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 11:06:52 PM
No.535231582
>>535231119
/smbg/ has FORGOTTEN about Nintendo
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 11:08:06 PM
No.535231740
>>535232128
>>535233825
I thought this was the Mario general? Why do people keep talking about this Nintendo? Is it a video game?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 11:11:25 PM
No.535232128
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 11:24:12 PM
No.535233602
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 11:26:08 PM
No.535233825
>>535234338
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 11:30:47 PM
No.535234338
>>535233825
This might seem silly, but there was a time when Monopoly briefly lost it's trademark on the Monopoly name because it had been deemed a generic enough term. They got it back, but it's something that can ruin a company.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 11:31:34 PM
No.535234430
>>535235694
>>535230172
Meh, I'd rather have LM than DD.
Yo check out my new Nintendo
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 11:43:34 PM
No.535235694
>>535236398
>>535239125
>>535234430
We'll get that in October. Nintendo REFUSES to release this CLASSIC Gamecube Mario Kart game.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 11:49:35 PM
No.535236398
>>535234840
Why did consoles stop looking cool? That thing is just a piece of ugly plastic.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 11:52:05 PM
No.535236673
>>535236483
I like it. It's better than a soulless black box. It has personality. Even with all of that, I would have preferred a black box that wasn't very bulky but I can appreciate the PS5 design.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 11:54:54 PM
No.535237037
>>535236483
Because the future is supposed to look smooth and sleek.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 12:07:25 AM
No.535238440
>>535234840
Check out MY Nintendo. It's an older one, but I found it for a good price at a flea market.
>>535235694
They can't have Double Dash on the Switch 2 because it would directly compete with Mario Kart World and we all know MKW isn't winning that face-off
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 12:20:58 AM
No.535239857
>>535240146
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 12:22:53 AM
No.535240048
>>535244129
>>535234840
Looks like a humidifier.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 12:23:49 AM
No.535240146
>>535239857
Too nice for his own good.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 12:24:23 AM
No.535240206
>>535236483
They were always plastic, even the ones that had wood panelling.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 12:26:56 AM
No.535240483
>>535239125
All of the Mario Karts on NSO are constrained by no random matchmaking so I doubt it would do that much. Saying that, it does feel like Nintendo is going to wait a couple of years. But it's annoying that we're getting to the point where Nintendo feels like it needs to hold off on the good stuff. Smash 64 was long overdue on NSO, and Melee will probably be the same, though Nintendo should just use PAL for all regions that they can if they want to kill the competition.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 12:28:06 AM
No.535240607
>>535241035
>>535239125
*takes a shit on the floor*
That's the proper face-off for Double Dash
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 12:29:00 AM
No.535240698
>>535239125
>16 tracks
>everyone that hasn't played it before says it controls like shit
>no online outside of the shitty emulator one
lol
lmao
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 12:32:11 AM
No.535241035
>>535240607
first opponent is MKW and the second one is a turd? talk about a difficulty spike
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 12:33:57 AM
No.535241239
>>535241817
>suddenly cubetoddlers
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 12:39:10 AM
No.535241789
>>535241961
I'll give props to Double Dash for having possibly the best natural Special Cup of all Mario Karts, but I can only think of two games that are worse than Double Dash overall (Tour excepted because I haven't played it).
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 12:39:23 AM
No.535241817
>>535241239
>Switchfetus calling anyone a toddler
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 12:40:41 AM
No.535241953
A piece of CHAD plastic.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 12:40:45 AM
No.535241961
>>535241789
Tour is the best Mario Kart, granted it is Mario Kart 10 after all
Dear paisanos, the general currently is going along smoothly with a few bumps here and there. I've made a "guide" based on a few small recent observations, carry along as usual.
I do prefer the later Karts over Double Dash, I never found the racing mechanics of DD to fit my playstyle.
>>535242993
The funny thing about this image is that I'm all of these personalities. I love Luigi, I host co-op, I baske the new threads, I'm the warden of this general, I beg for ROMs, I'm the AIfag who loves futa I'm SuzanneCHAD, and I constantly reply to myself. You people might think this is your general, but this is my general. You just live in it.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 12:55:42 AM
No.535243617
>Biased guide
nah
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 12:56:50 AM
No.535243739
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 12:57:05 AM
No.535243771
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 12:59:25 AM
No.535244031
>>535243593
I kneel, you're the Ultimate Mario Bro.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 1:00:04 AM
No.535244118
>>535243593
No, you're just a neutral.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 1:00:08 AM
No.535244129
>>535240048
>tfw it's true
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 1:01:27 AM
No.535244282
>>535244523
>>535242993
Why the fuck did you spend time on this? What the actual hell is wrong with you?
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 1:01:45 AM
No.535244314
>>535243593
What's the next step of your master plan?
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 1:03:21 AM
No.535244521
>>535244804
>>535244994
>>535242993
You have a long way to go to truly understand the general.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 1:03:23 AM
No.535244523
>>535247251
>>535244282
I makes notes of everything happening in here.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 1:05:39 AM
No.535244804
>>535245228
>>535244521
The fact that he didn't include the zoombafag is a dead giveaway that he is a newfag
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 1:07:22 AM
No.535244994
>>535245185
>>535244521
Nonsense, I've been here since Super Rush.
I was here for the hype of Mario Strikers, and eventual deflation once we saw the content.
I was here when zoombafag got outed by a "sportsfag".
I was here for the reactions of the Mario movie teaser and our only time we reached 1k posts.
I may be silent, but I am always here.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 1:08:25 AM
No.535245119
>>535242993
>tfw didn't make it to the list
I don't know if I should feel relieved, upset or nitpicky over the fact I'm not mentioned anywhere.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 1:08:57 AM
No.535245185
>>535245609
>>535246379
>>535244994
Yet you still understand nothing. Even in extremely recent times, the AIfag is obviously the futafag.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 1:09:21 AM
No.535245228
>>535244804
Zoombafag hasn't made an appearance in quite some time, or has disguised as another anon. Either way, his motives (hating the general) fits with the general "dramafag" section. I also couldn't fit everyone there so I had to make due. Trust me I wanted to write way more.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 1:12:55 AM
No.535245609
>>535246057
>>535245185
It is you who don't understand. They are two different posters with different motives, it is impossible for them to be one and the same.
Recently, I found aifag in /pg/ as I tried looking for signs of him, he only posts "vanilla" thick shit.
>>534592612
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 1:17:03 AM
No.535246037
>he even searches for them in other boards
i'm glad this autist is spending time doing this instead of shitting up the general christ
>>535245609
> They are two different posters with different motives
They're a singular poster. Notice how the AIfag hasn't posted at all today.
The AIfag was spamming AI as revenge for when they posted futa and got relentlessly mockrd.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 1:20:16 AM
No.535246379
>>535245185
>>535246057
NTA but i believe that they aren't the same because they both type differently
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 1:20:56 AM
No.535246449
>>535246057
Very well anon, you are free to not believe me or my insane rhetorics.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 1:21:44 AM
No.535246546
>>535246898
>>535247145
>>535246057
NTA but the AI anon hasn't posted in a while, actually (iirc he was on a trip). I doubt it's the same guy, although both of them post about Rosalina, their behavior towards responses isn't the same, one is more aggressive than the other (plus AI anon was starting to play cool before he left).
That said, it could go either way and it's ultimately asinine to argue on which one is correct, it's merely just a nitpick at this point.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 1:23:05 AM
No.535246690
>>535363975
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 1:24:26 AM
No.535246815
>>535242993
1/10 shitpost made me reply.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 1:25:12 AM
No.535246898
>>535246546
Nah, he was as annoying as usual, he just decided to samefag a little before leaving, he most likely left because he stopped being able to afford the $25 he pays to make his slop.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 1:27:42 AM
No.535247145
>>535247337
>>535246546
It's no coincidence that the AIfag left just as the /drg/ tranny joined. It's sus.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 1:28:44 AM
No.535247251
>>535244523
Now I want to know what your notes say, but I don't want to give myself away and I don't know if you're willing to share them. That sounds like a lot of documentation and I'm down for it.
People might call you insane for searching and documenting on anons (and they are right, ngl), but I find that impressive and commendable in it's own, autistic way.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 1:29:40 AM
No.535247337
>>535247725
>>535247145
They were present at the same time a week or so ago. The AIfag has been gone for a couple of days now and is likely spending time at another general or /v/ thread.
We should send our wardens to go look for him.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 1:33:07 AM
No.535247691
>>535248527
This place is full of hypocrites, and nothing exposes them more than the AIfag. He did nothing wrong, but stands accused as a shitposter. Why is that? Because other people would derail the thread whenever he would post something, and provoke him into fights. Those other people? They're apparently not shitposters, nope. They are little angels who dindunothin.
Hypocrites, all of you. On the days he wouldn't be provoked, he wouldn't post more than two or three images. I don't call that spam at all.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 1:33:33 AM
No.535247725
>>535247913
>>535247337
He may have wanted to keep doing both but realised he could only consistently do one at a time without burning out. Pulling out multiple schizo personalities at once is intoxicating, but it leaves you very open to burn out.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 1:35:17 AM
No.535247913
>>535248164
>>535247725
A fair theory, but I think it doesn't matter if it's one or two guys, when they're insufferable all the same.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 1:38:00 AM
No.535248164
>>535248618
>>535247913
This is also why i don't see the point of identifying shitposters, none of them are trying to hide, they always make it obvious who they are
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 1:40:09 AM
No.535248390
>>535248779
>>535260353
Some of you fucks sound like goddamn conspiracy theorists. How do you even function throughout the day?
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 1:41:34 AM
No.535248527
>>535248643
>>535247691
hello saar! you are right. mr aianon did nothign wrong ai art is very beautiful
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 1:41:56 AM
No.535248556
>>535248632
>>535261028
Why does this general not enjoy my theory?
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 1:42:35 AM
No.535248618
>>535249271
>>535248164
Some of them might appear friendly to newcomers or the clueless, and their use of falseflagging can especially confuse anons. I was hesitant to post the image (especially since I wanted to note down more people but ran out of space) but I thought it'd be a fun thing to do. I accept the criticism and will seek to do better. I hope you had fun reading it however.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 1:42:38 AM
No.535248632
>>535248914
>>535248556
i like it though
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 1:42:48 AM
No.535248643
>>535248808
>>535248527
And you're the prime instigating fuck. Kill yourself.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 1:44:25 AM
No.535248774
>>535249791
>>535250091
Well, my writing time got cut short twice in the middle of zoning in. Fuck this, who wants to play Mario vs Luigi?!
Come oooooon, I just want to distract myself and have fun! I'm pretty sure this general could use an actual Mario-related distraction right now too.
That said, If you guys don't pick up on this, I'm not asking again afterwards.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 1:44:29 AM
No.535248779
>>535248390
This has been our culture since the 2022s with the movieschizo/DKschizo, he shaped so much of our general.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 1:44:46 AM
No.535248808
>>535248643
but saar i am praising your very beautiful ai art
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 1:46:03 AM
No.535248914
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 1:50:11 AM
No.535249271
>>535248618
Personally, i think it's more a case of people trying too hard to turn a blind eye, it's proof that you can't be civil with those sub-humans.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 1:56:25 AM
No.535249791
>>535252646
>>535248774
I don't think it's going to happen. People are too interested in metaposting.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 1:59:39 AM
No.535250091
>>535251103
>>535252646
>>535248774
Sorry anon it's late here. But I'd play 64 coop on the weekend if host anon is here.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 2:10:24 AM
No.535251103
>>535250091
same here, maybe we could do some rounds for it before or after 64 coop
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 2:24:37 AM
No.535252442
Literally me
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 2:26:56 AM
No.535252646
>>535252881
>>535249791
>>535250091
Fine... I'll give up on it. I'll let host anon if you can have a run this weekend.
...I know it's continuing the metafagging, but can I get this off my chest? I know the answer is no, but screw it. I feel like this general doesn't want to help itself at this point. On one hand we have shitposters wrecking havoc back and forth, on the other we have metafags policing anons for nuances, then we also have the enables and contrarians fanning the flames just for kicks. And whenever things like this are brought up, people like Zoombafag come in to say "we should kill the general!!!1!", same skit at ever and nobody ever does anything to change course. Now we have a problem with one type of shitposters that like to throw the stone and then hide the hand, acting coy while pushing people away for instigating fights they initially instigated.
Is this even a community anymore? What are we all here for? Just to be at each other's throats for every little thing that can be used to cause discourse? I'm not saying we should all be in peace with each other, we cant do that when we have shitposters and dramafags bitching everywhere, but if you're not going to stop to think "maybe I should spent more time in /smbg/ talking with people that want to talk about Mario" then what is the point? We could be playing games together too, but there is no interest in that either, so what gives? There's no group here, this is only an empty general full of people pointing fingers at each other, trying to salvage something that doesn't even exists: A sense of community.
I don't want to be here anymore. I remembered why I left the first time after the hack and I just feel very sad knowing I came back feeling positive about the general. You guys can have your fun.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 2:29:21 AM
No.535252881
>>535254115
>>535257997
>>535252646
Cheer up, I'll always be here to discuss Mario.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 2:42:37 AM
No.535254115
>>535252881
He's so cool...
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 3:23:52 AM
No.535257671
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 3:27:22 AM
No.535257997
>>535252881
When do matches start again anyway?
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 3:33:38 AM
No.535258604
Hey my battery on my switch is bouncing all over the place and I have no idea why, it just started to happen. what the hell is going on?
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 3:52:10 AM
No.535260353
>>535260842
>>535248390
Seriously. Thinking I'm the aitard is peak mental illness. When you guys are confused about something just ask your betters, /drg/.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 3:52:39 AM
No.535260406
>>535260841
>>535002391
Mario and Pauline are not a couple.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 3:57:12 AM
No.535260841
>>535261201
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 3:57:13 AM
No.535260842
>>535261901
>>535260353
Scholar's eye on you, minion of the dramafags.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 3:59:14 AM
No.535261028
>>535248556
Because it's retarded Mario + Peach makes sense that's just a young Pauline
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 4:00:57 AM
No.535261201
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 4:05:28 AM
No.535261608
>>535263175
>>535002147
On the topic of theories, i decided to illustrate my post to make it easier to understand.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 4:08:37 AM
No.535261892
>>535327069
Great, we now have 3 autists in here making insane schizo images.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 4:08:40 AM
No.535261901
>>535262178
>>535260842
Scholar is a dramafag himself, you dumb sack of shit.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 4:11:27 AM
No.535262178
>>535261901
he's a neutral, dramafags don't take criticism. but as a neutral he also kinda unintentionally derails
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 4:22:48 AM
No.535263175
>>535264017
>>535296570
>>535261608
>Mario Rabbids but not a single other better Mario spinoff
Dumb image.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 4:32:37 AM
No.535264017
>>535264298
>>535263175
I think that part of the image is any time rosalina had a big role in games, same with peach in the last era, and pauline in the other mario era
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 4:35:54 AM
No.535264298
>>535264017
Then it should be more consistent since that game came out like a decade later than the galaxy games. Putting the mario vs dk games for pauline and probably also bananza should be a given.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 5:23:27 AM
No.535268171
>>535269281
Why do people waste precious hours arguing about the lore and timeline of a cartoony video game series with evil talking turtles and super plumbers?
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 5:32:31 AM
No.535268905
>>535273091
>lore speculation is bad because.... it just is, okay?
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 5:36:56 AM
No.535269281
>>535268171
Go back >>>/v/
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 5:44:29 AM
No.535269946
>>534938786
Camelot and S-E are not owned by Nintendo...
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 6:18:21 AM
No.535272886
mario adobencha
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 6:21:02 AM
No.535273091
>>535273239
>>535268905
Lore speculation is fine. This kind of shit is going to far.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 6:22:48 AM
No.535273239
>>535273398
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 6:24:41 AM
No.535273398
>>535273239
Don't be that kind of pedantric faggot.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 6:56:09 AM
No.535275573
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 8:13:42 AM
No.535280640
>>535282341
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 8:36:33 AM
No.535282132
>>535282695
>>535127341
For once I will ask, since I'm feeling particularly rambunctious today: What value do you see in having a general about Mario on /vg/? To see how many schizos you can attract? To keep shadowboxing with yourselves until you're blue in the face? You guys are like some construction worker place that never gets anything done, you're just "that" place I see as I pass by on my commute to somewhere else. I don't go to this general 24/7, maybe only a handful of times a month. And all I see is bickering, accusations and schizos shitting up the general with all manner of things. Sometimes I'll deliberately make my presence known just to rile you all up. Other times I don't even have to lift a finger because you accuse all sorts of random posters to be "le zoombafag". Therein lies the folly in having a loosely coordinated group of anonymous users posting on an anonymous imageboard. This is hardly a "community". It's more like a public bathroom stall. Do you actually find some sick perverse satisfaction in maintaining this "community" like Pastel/sportsfag does? Do you think you're some kind of amazing vigilante thinking about all these boogeymen threatening the health of the general 24/7? Going so far as so routinely scan archives and other boards?
And for that other zoomba that accused me of being a Discord raider a while back, you can go eat shit. I don't need to set up anything at all to shit on your general; you already do that to yourselves automatically. If I show up, it's because I know it makes Pastel's little faggy heart sink whenever I do. I am the true boogeyman you all want me to be, and the best part? You'll never find out who I really am. I can never truly force this general to stop existing (Although 4chan getting hacked also proved what a disloyal and scattered collective you all are, the eightchan encampment WAS actually dead), but I can simply keep on going, poking and prodding you all. I will forever be a thorn in your sides.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 8:39:21 AM
No.535282341
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 8:44:51 AM
No.535282695
>>535282132
>zoombafag rent free melty again about not caring about the general but also saying he forever thinks and puts thorns in it
faggot
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 9:12:17 AM
No.535284381
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 9:16:00 AM
No.535284612
>>535285017
Mogged to hell and back.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 9:22:11 AM
No.535285017
>>535284612
Post Rosa's and Pauline's for comparison
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 9:35:01 AM
No.535285867
Did anyone here buy the Mario RPG soundtrack or sound box?
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 9:39:52 AM
No.535286149
>>535287294
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 9:57:58 AM
No.535287294
>>535287863
>>535304367
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 10:08:16 AM
No.535287863
>>535287294
Yoshi finally realizing what that mouth do? Maybe?
Which paper mario 64 partners would be the most likely people to notice that doopliss isnt actually mario at all?
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 10:34:35 AM
No.535289372
>>535290389
>>535289050
There should have been a ttyd subplot of Goombella figuring out the clues against doopliss Mario disguise quick.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 10:36:56 AM
No.535289523
>>535290421
>>535289050
Goombario should be likely. Lady Bow should tell from doopliss' ghostly duplighost essence that it isn't the Mario they know.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 10:38:44 AM
No.535289624
>>535290389
>>535289050
Considering none of his TTYD partners did, no-one.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 10:51:51 AM
No.535290389
>>535289372
>>535289624
TTYD Chapter 4 needed better writing. The setting and atmosphere was great though. I'd love like a infight of partners discussing which is the real mario and Shadow Mario gets like 3 characters and doopliss gets the others.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 10:52:18 AM
No.535290421
>>535290667
>>535289523
Lady Bow would be too busy slobbering on Doopliss' Mario cock.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 10:55:58 AM
No.535290667
>>535292481
>>535290421
>Lady Bow would be too busy slobbering on Doopliss' Mario cock.
She'd already be too busy slobbering on the real Mario's cock to even give doopliss a chance to make a plan.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 11:22:17 AM
No.535292481
>>535292917
>>535290667
The real Mario rejects Lady Bow. She'll be too love blind to accept that Mario accepting her is ooc.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 11:28:05 AM
No.535292917
>>535293683
>>535292481
>The real Mario rejects Lady Bow. She'll be too love blind to accept that Mario accepting her is ooc.
The real Mario doesn't reject anyone. He allows the partners to openly kiss him and show affection without ever getting angry, only at most surprised at times.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 11:40:19 AM
No.535293683
>>535307282
>>535292917
The real Mario sets firm boundaries that he's surprised gets encroached. If Bow tried to start sucking he would treat her like any other boo and kill the ghost.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 12:26:13 PM
No.535296570
>>535297187
>>535263175
Sparks of Hope is better than every other recent non-remake Mario spinoff game if we go by metacritic score.
>>535296570
You'd think story starved anons would like the Rabbid games.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 12:39:27 PM
No.535297457
>>535297187
Rabbids in general are a little underrated. Those first few party games and Rabbids Go Home were fun. Though they lost me funnily enough in the game where the washing machine that appears in Mario and Rabbids debuts.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 2:03:55 PM
No.535303320
My Mario should be added to the Future Release part of the op
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 2:17:25 PM
No.535304367
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 2:18:47 PM
No.535304461
>>535297187
None cares about the rabbids.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 2:22:24 PM
No.535304732
>>535309083
Where is he?
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 2:39:22 PM
No.535306094
>>535297187
Or Brothership for that matter, which even goes autistic with its story and villain just like how people wanted.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 2:54:40 PM
No.535307282
>>535310846
>>535356680
>>535293683
>The real Mario sets firm boundaries that he's surprised gets encroached. If Bow tried to start sucking he would treat her like any other boo and kill the ghost.
Nah, Mario's much more open to it after the first kiss.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 3:14:54 PM
No.535309083
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 3:34:03 PM
No.535310846
>>535307282
He only allows it for the heal.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 4:26:41 PM
No.535315769
>>535315905
I don't see a problem.
>Peach: Chest = Hips (Modest)
>Daisy: Chest < Hips
>Rosalina: Chest > Hips
>Pauline: Chest = Hips (Voluptuous)
...that's my headcanon at least.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 4:28:14 PM
No.535315905
>>535315769
I don't see a problem.
>Peach: Chest = Hips (Modest)
>Daisy: Chest < Hips
>Rosalina: Chest > Hips
>Pauline: Chest = Hips (Voluptuous)
...that's my headcanon at least.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 4:36:45 PM
No.535316745
>>535326209
I bought the latest issue of Famitsu for the FGO 10th anniversary section and then noticed there was a section about Mario Kart World with a pretty long interview with Kosuke Yabuki; is anyone at all working on translating this? I couldnβt even find any stuff online talking about this interviewβs existence
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 4:49:53 PM
No.535318101
>>535319641
One fun fact from google translating this famitsu interview - the dev team has a canon explanation as to how the characters without visible hands drive in MK World, but theyβre not telling so as to not break the suspension of disbelief
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 5:04:25 PM
No.535319641
>>535320114
>>535318101
Don't use MTL on interviews. That's how you spread misinformation.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 5:09:12 PM
No.535320114
>>535319641
Idk, the intent seems pretty clear even through an MTL, plus this isnβt some sensitive lore bom or anythingβ¦
Speaking of translations, like I asked is anybody translating these? Thereβs quite a bit of bitching about MK World online and accurate translations of these interviews might help change the mood
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 6:09:03 PM
No.535326209
>>535316745
interesting, i'll try to look
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 6:14:20 PM
No.535326708
Might as well post another pic, the next 2 pages
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 6:18:05 PM
No.535327069
>>535261892
Could be four and we could make the unholy trifecta of Mario pairs... but not only Im not one to indulge in timeline shenanigans, I dont need to prove anything that hasn't already been backed up by canon in some way or form, plus I know my boundaries between theories, headcanons and facts... so the amount of conjeturing and bullshitting on my end is significantly minimal in comparison.
I just sit back, get some popcorns and watch as the other two guys make one conjure after another while also eating each other in the process, hohoho.
Literally how do you counter this?
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 8:01:59 PM
No.535337709
>>535330967
With your own flavor of bullshit
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 8:03:16 PM
No.535337857
>>535338576
>>535343329
>>535330967
Hey, I might as well play New Island while we're at it. What am I in for? I've heard some bad things about it, nothing specific, but surely it can't be THAT bad; I assume mid at most, kind of like Samus Returns.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 8:09:37 PM
No.535338576
>>535343329
>>535337857
It's an extremely terrible game like most of Nintendo's 2D games at that time when they were pumping out shovelware 2D games.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 8:39:40 PM
No.535341894
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 8:40:18 PM
No.535341946
>>535342054
>>535342174
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 8:41:23 PM
No.535342054
>>535345631
>>535346540
>>535341946
Please go refer to
>>535242993
You're now an enemy here and I will now hide your posts.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 8:42:28 PM
No.535342174
>>535420901
>>535341946
fuck off nigger
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 8:44:59 PM
No.535342481
>>535342671
>>535176005
Futa is pussy shit. You're queer and too much of a pussy to be okay with trans stuff
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 8:46:25 PM
No.535342671
>>535375319
>>535342481
>aifag likes tranny
>>535337857
>>535338576
I gave it a go, first level and... yeah, I'm seeing a lot of red flags already.
One of the things that makes the Nintendo platformers work, be Mario, Yoshi, Wario and Peach, is that they all have a great sense of speed and flow in their controls, Yoshi's Island nailed this aspect perfectly and even Super Princess Peach gives you a pleasant flow in your movement. New Island is straight up blocky and slow. Things like making/throwing eggs and flutter take just enough time for you to lose momentum on your movement, which drags down the experience quite considerably.
Art direction is overall questionable. I love the painting-ish feel it has in theory, but I don't think it works quite well with how undercooked the compositions are and it being 3D on top of it. Also what the ever loving fuck is the music, it's straight up ASS! I see what they wanted to do with the kazoo-ey music and all, but they simply didn't make it work at all.
Lastly, I feel like this game fails to understand what made something like Yoshi's Island so comfy, both in story, music, visuals... it all feels faux and cheap. But then again I think this is a problem that goes as far as Yoshi's Story and only gets worse from there, with the sole exception of Yoshi Touch n' Go.
That said, I only played the first level, so I cant say I have much authority on what I just say at the moment. Maybe it gets better? Maybe it gets worse? I dunno and to be honest I'm not interested.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 9:01:57 PM
No.535344308
>>535349451
>>535343329
Play Woolly World if you want a good modern Yoshi game.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 9:14:49 PM
No.535345631
>>535342054
hide them as you please man, i can't stop you from doing that lmao
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 9:23:20 PM
No.535346540
>>535349215
>>535342054
Are you Suzanneschizo? You have a very similar aura to him.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 9:31:32 PM
No.535347370
>>535349451
>>535343329
YNI isn't very good. It isn't awful but clearly on the lower end of the Yoshi games.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 9:33:22 PM
No.535347570
>>535349451
>>535349492
>>535343329
The only one who came up anywhere close yo the original YI is in fact YIDS.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 9:49:36 PM
No.535349215
>>535346540
Suzanneschizo stole the aura from us and our progenitor, the movie/DKschizo.
Oh, hey. When did the Bowsette general die?
>>535344308
>Play Woolly World if you want a good modern Yoshi game.
>Good-Feel
Ew... Will give it a shot, though.
I hope it lives up to that so called "Epic Yarn spiritual successor" comment I read about it, but I think I'll be asking too much, specially since I'm playing the 3DS version.
>>535347370
>>535347570
Never had a solid relationship with Yoshi Games myself, to be honest. I adore Touch n' Go in virtue of it being a childhood classic to me and very fun too, as well Yoshi's Island for being a solid experience overall (and making me cry like a little girl at the very end) despite not being among my favorite Mario games... Then you have Yoshi's Story which I thought it was the prime example on why I have a physical aversion to the N64 in general and Yoshi's Island DS being just a mediocre version of Yoshi's Island.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 9:52:21 PM
No.535349492
>>535356774
>>535360615
>>535347570
hell no, woolly world is the only game that gets close to YI, DS is another boring arzest game.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 9:54:43 PM
No.535349742
>>535349451
the 3DS version has a different hub area (think 3D Land hub compared to 3D World hub) and it not being in HD kinda sucks some of the charm as the original release was really good looking, however it does have some more costumes and even a customizable outfit you can draw yourself.
Apparently David Wise and Takaya Imamura (character designer of Fox, Captain Falcon, Majora's Mask) hang out every so often.
this photo was from May
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 10:04:14 PM
No.535350725
>>535350879
>>535506308
>>535350524
and David Wise posted this image today.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 10:05:45 PM
No.535350879
>>535362105
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 10:42:25 PM
No.535354558
>>535355863
>>535349384
In late April, arguably much earlier, depending on how you define "alive general"
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 10:54:35 PM
No.535355863
>>535354558
Oh, darn, I didn't know it was that far back. Did everyone just decide it was time, or...?
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 11:02:25 PM
No.535356680
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 11:03:15 PM
No.535356774
>>535360615
>>535349492
Woolly World is so goated makes me hate how unfun Crafted world is.
>>535349451
Like dude you have no idea. Woolly World is the best Yoshi game.
>>535349384
Bowsette was a retarded overplayed meme
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 11:06:17 PM
No.535357095
>>535357493
>>535358569
Would you classify mario as a super hero?
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 11:10:07 PM
No.535357493
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 11:20:28 PM
No.535358569
>>535357095
He is an isekai hero
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 11:40:14 PM
No.535360615
>>535349451
>>535349492
>>535356774
Gave it a go as well and... Jesus Christ, so much better...
You got to give Good Feel praise for one thing: They know how to make games feel good on your eyes AND your ears. I didn't expect less from them on this game's art and music design and they surely didn't disappoint so far; the game is so adorably presented and the music is a treat to listen to.
Controls feel way better as well, it captures that feel for speed of the original Yoshi's Island that makes Yoshi so fun to control, they fixed essentially EVERYTHING that was wrong with New Island's controls and I can't stress enough how much of a good thing that is. The gameplay is very grounded too, the level design and collectables are neatly done and there seems to be no real punishment for overlooking some in your way, you have the option to backtrack in most circumstances and I heavily appreciate that, it is exactly what I specially hated Good Feel for back in Wario Land Shake It. Hopefully it will keep this direction going forward.
Surprised it actually lives up to the Epic Yarn comparison, this feels so mellow in the heart and I love it.
Anonymous
8/15/2025, 11:54:17 PM
No.535362105
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 12:08:00 AM
No.535363562
>>535365048
>>535368437
I want the DK universe and these cunts to be fully integrated into spinoffs
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 12:11:54 AM
No.535363975
>>535246690
65 hours and I'm gonna start playing again and leave the resort
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 12:22:12 AM
No.535365048
>>535363562
We don't need that. Just include K Rool
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 12:38:38 AM
No.535366793
>>535368785
Mario meets Superman. What happens?
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 12:40:18 AM
No.535366963
AIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 12:53:41 AM
No.535368437
>>535369979
>>535401517
>>535363562
>DK universe
The Mario universe is the DK universe.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 12:57:01 AM
No.535368785
>>535366793
Mister Mxyzptlk brings Superman and friends into the world of the Super Mario cartoons. They work together with Mario, Toadstool, Luigi and Toad to stop King Koopa after Mister Mxyzptlk juices him up and says that the only way they can return is if they play their role and help Mario.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 1:08:16 AM
No.535369979
>>535374027
>>535401517
>>535368437
They're separated by the mandate's thin yellow line
ha ha ha
>August 14, 2025
>Dear Mr. Furukawa:
>Greetings! Iβm writing on behalf of People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA). PETA entities have more than 10 million members and supporters globally. We herd thereβs a new star in Mario Kart World: Cow! She is already winning hearts everywhereβincluding ours. But one detail has us hitting the brakes: The brass ring in Cowβs nose. Would you please show empathy towards bovines and remove the nose ring? Hereβs why this is so important:
>Nose rings are used by the meat and dairy industries to exploit, control, and even drag animals to their deaths. These brass rings are crudely stabbed through the sensitive septum of cows and bulls, which can cause lasting pain and discomfort. The dairy industry will also clip spiked nose rings on baby cows so that the comforting act of nursing from their mother causes her pain and the baby is rejected and kicked away. To control bulls, a chain might be fastened from the nose ring to the bullβs horn for even more pain-driven control.
>The brass ring in Cowβs nose glosses over real world violence and cruelty to animals. Thatβs why weβre asking you to give this beloved bovine a small but meaningful upgrade: Remove the nose ring and let Cow race freelyβwithout any painful reminders of the industries that treat animals like profit-making machines.
>Every animal is someone. So leave the rings to Sonic and let Cow breathe free!
>Sincerely,
>Joel Bartlett
>Senior Vice President of Marketing Engagement
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 1:45:50 AM
No.535374027
>>535369979
The only man date that exists in your life is the guy who you keep sucking the cock of.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 1:52:06 AM
No.535374690
>>535373996
Peta are right like usual. Better to not give the meat and dairy industries free advertising.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 1:58:29 AM
No.535375319
>>535342671
I hate AI but I love transfolk because I'm not a cucked fascist retard
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 1:59:34 AM
No.535375440
>>535350524
Huh, I own that nintendo museum shirt
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 2:01:53 AM
No.535375652
>>535404226
>>535349384
It never returned after the hack.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 2:04:13 AM
No.535375893
>>535376598
Hold up, we're still denying the Mario mandate existence even though the MKW roster was a gookmook galore?
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 2:12:00 AM
No.535376598
>>535375893
>my headcanon is true because uhh.. you can play as a pianta
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 2:14:52 AM
No.535376853
>>535373996
Peta has been cringe from day 1. They should defunct already.
>mandatefags still exist
How?
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 2:36:41 AM
No.535378779
>>535401349
>>535378202
Are you honestly surprised? There are die-hards in any camp even when presented with irrefutable evidence.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 2:36:44 AM
No.535378785
>>535401349
>>535378202
they lost their k.rool card and are now desperate and struggling, it's hard to not feel pity for them
please take care of your local mandatefag, they might be suffering
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 2:41:13 AM
No.535379178
>>535373996
Reminds me of when they were seething about Tanooki Mario after the release in SM3DL. About 15 years passed and pretty much nothing changed.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 2:54:32 AM
No.535380417
>>535391050
>>535418815
>>535378202
If you ask me, the existence of a mandate within Nintendo IPs, specially Mario, sounds reasonable; though I doubt the real thing is the same as most people think it is.
If you know anything about Graphic Design, you know there's this thing call "Brand Guidelines", which is basically a guidebook on how a brand's image should and should not be handled. I wager there is one thing like that for the Nintendo IPs, handed by anyone on the higher positions (the directors, maybe?) that dev teams use to work within greenlit parameters. You know, like a FaQ, something for teams to consult what can and cannot be done for the sake productivity.
...either that, or it all gets handled by a hierarchy-based approval system and the reason why certain elements are either taken or discarded is because there are special circumstances surrounding them.
Not a "mandatefag", btw, I'm just invoking my common sense as a designer myself; certain rules must be stated for a brand to keep it's image where it should be and the lesser a team wanders around technicalities, the better.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 3:08:09 AM
No.535381625
>>535382470
>>>/v/718176278
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 3:17:41 AM
No.535382470
>>535382676
>>535381625
Heeeeeell yeaaaaah.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 3:19:51 AM
No.535382676
>>535382851
>>535382470
What's with the Krystal
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 3:21:45 AM
No.535382851
>>535383202
>>535382676
LMAO.
Found it somewhere and I thought the way the flag folds showed her body was pretty well done, I could use some of that for a draw one day...
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 3:25:25 AM
No.535383202
>>535382851
Can't disagree, even from a thumbnail viewpoint it looks good. Carry on.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 4:02:31 AM
No.535386470
>>535386842
>>535401034
Tour...WON
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 4:06:43 AM
No.535386842
>>535389734
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 4:14:48 AM
No.535387546
>>535330967
by mario doing the same exact thing.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 4:39:05 AM
No.535389734
>>535386842
The best Mario Kart game award
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 4:53:57 AM
No.535391050
>>535391334
>>535411695
>>535380417
no gonna read all that so, harufags lost
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 4:57:39 AM
No.535391334
>>535391050
My brother in Cristo, I'm talking about graphic design here LMFAO.
He can stay gone for all I care.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 5:12:23 AM
No.535392672
>>535392835
>>535395008
I just hit a dead end on my writing and I'm sending 2k words of Mareach brainrot to the Shadow Realm, AMA.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 5:14:10 AM
No.535392835
>>535394368
>>535392672
Do you like tomatoes?
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 5:30:40 AM
No.535394368
>>535392835
I do, some of the best kinds of salads have tomatoes and no sauce is a good sauce without tomatoes. However, there's a key to make the most of a tomato: You first have to boil it for one or two minutes, peel it, cut it open and remove it's seeds. Seeds can really ruin a good meal that uses tomatoes, souring it's taste (and also being just awful to come across during bites).
I don't understand how some people don't like tomatoes, honestly, but then again I don't like watermelons or avocados, so I'm no one to judge.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 5:31:00 AM
No.535394393
>>535395568
>>535401190
Who do Zingers follow K. Rool around anyway?
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 5:38:09 AM
No.535395008
>>535392672
>also
I checked the word count, it was actually 3.9k words, awesome...
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 5:44:00 AM
No.535395568
>>535401190
>>535394393
Wasps are inherently evil
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 6:48:12 AM
No.535401034
>>535386470
8 was very grim, damn.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 6:50:22 AM
No.535401190
>>535394393
>>535395568
I think the Kremling Krew has several colonies which is how they expanded their ranks beyond Kremlings
Zingers make more sense than say Gnawties since at least people are scared of wasps
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 6:52:38 AM
No.535401349
>>535418815
>>535378202
>>535378785
>>535378779
If I believe the mandate exists (because EVERYTHING has mandates) and was eased up during the Switch era compared to the years prior to the extent where it's no longer a big deal, am I still a mandatefag?
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 6:54:38 AM
No.535401517
>>535368437
>>535369979
It's kind of comparable to Mickey Mouse and Donald Duck
The Duck universe is technically an extension of Mickey's canon but said Duck canon is just huge in its own right and can stand independently if not outright overshadow Mickey's specific side
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 7:33:36 AM
No.535404226
>>535405815
>>535375652
Aw, that's sad. I guess Archivette won out in the end after all.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 7:57:26 AM
No.535405815
>>535404226
It was on its last legs for a while. But the hack was a sign to put it to rest, I guess.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 8:20:05 AM
No.535407405
I hope the fractones return they are so goofy
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 9:36:06 AM
No.535411695
>>535391050
So did you Mareachfag
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:09:49 AM
No.535416872
>>535459735
>>535297187
Sparks of hope feels too much like fan fiction
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:45:16 AM
No.535418815
>>535425771
>>535380417
>>535401349
There are obviously some rules but when you fags talk about mandates you aren't talking about "Nintendo won't make a game where Mario rips the skull off Bowser Jr and rubs it in Bowser's face", its just more schizo talk for your Miyamoto Derangement Syndrome and running defense for Tanabe unable to make a good Paper Mario game when it is becoming increasing obvious he isn't a good producer. You then move the goalposts every time your shit gets BTFO by a new game.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 12:22:39 PM
No.535420901
>>535421586
>>535421637
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 12:34:14 PM
No.535421586
>>535422197
>>535420901
Get the fuck away from here, man...
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 12:34:58 PM
No.535421637
>>535422847
>>535420901
We said to scram, fucknigger
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 12:44:32 PM
No.535422197
>>535422336
>>535422414
>>535421586
not happening
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 12:47:02 PM
No.535422336
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 12:48:23 PM
No.535422414
>>535422197
Fuck off, aijeet cunt.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 12:55:04 PM
No.535422847
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 1:35:43 PM
No.535425631
Wardens.. to arms.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 1:37:36 PM
No.535425771
>>535431175
>>535418815
>There are obviously some rules but when you fags talk about mandates you aren't talking about "Nintendo won't make a game where Mario rips the skull off Bow-
Oh no, that is exactly what I was talking about earlier LMAO. Calm down, man, I'm not one to bitch about nuances like Nintendo being so far up their asses with asinine rules and divorcing Mario from its golden era on purpose. If anything I believe the problems we have on that regard are just a matter of producer/director vision clashing with priorities and resources, as well the consequences of the company being THIS big, they're not as free to fool around and Nintendo is more than okay to play it safe most of the time.
Plus, I dont think anyone in the company hasnt suggested RPG characters in the main games already, that is such a low hanging fruit of a thought its logically impossible it hasnt been brought up multiple times. At this point there has to be a reason for that and I dont think its as simple a mandate thing.
>and running defense for Tanabe unable to make a good Paper Mario game-
Oh no, on the contraty, I believe Paper Mario is as it is right now because Tanabe is a fucking idiot. Wasnt he the one that came up with the "tell characters personalities through text instead of visuals" nonsense that turned NPCs forgettable? That's just straight up idiotic. So much for "Show Don't Tell"
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 2:50:12 PM
No.535431175
>>535425771
>Wasnt he the one that came up with the "tell characters personalities through text instead of visuals" nonsense that turned NPCs forgettable?
Yes. When Miyamoto challenged him to make it "only using characters from the Super Mario World", Tanebe seemed to take that to the extreme conclusion. In particular, he seemed to be under the impression that the only friendly 'mobs' were Toads.
I think most people these days understand that Tanabe is the issue though, especially since the gameplay ideas(i.e. money instead of experience) seem to be his.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 2:55:27 PM
No.535431594
Did the spic anon who posted his Mario toys here finally get shanked
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 4:26:42 PM
No.535438935
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 4:47:13 PM
No.535440790
>>535481875
>>535435562
In reality, Mario is in the chair watching Luigi plow Peach.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 5:51:15 PM
No.535447031
>>535450126
>>535497376
Why were Mario and Luigi there?
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 6:20:26 PM
No.535450126
>>535447031
They are outerversal beings who can do what they want.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 6:38:36 PM
No.535452414
>>535485371
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 7:26:53 PM
No.535457865
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 7:42:15 PM
No.535459735
>>535460673
>>535416872
So do all Mario RPGs.
>>535459735
>So do all Mario RPGs.
Not nearly as much as Mario working with out of universe down syndrome rabbids. Mario also using guns mostly and not his fists or hammers.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 8:00:03 PM
No.535461907
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 8:02:05 PM
No.535462174
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 8:04:06 PM
No.535462440
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 8:06:07 PM
No.535462683
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 8:08:09 PM
No.535462913
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 8:10:10 PM
No.535463163
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 8:12:18 PM
No.535463435
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 8:14:19 PM
No.535463691
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 8:16:19 PM
No.535463946
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 8:18:20 PM
No.535464187
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 8:39:33 PM
No.535466457
>>535467348
>>535495919
>>535460673
Mario working with western characters kinda fits him better than things like Super Paper Mario. His hammer is also his secondary weapon and one of his attacks is stomping on enemies.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 8:47:04 PM
No.535467348
>>535470856
>>535466457
I like how most of the community agrees that SPM is in "fanfiction nonsense" territory lol. I didn't have any problems with it, but I'm not going to pretend to cover the sun with a finger and say that story is even remotely Mario-coded.
Speaking of fanfiction nonsense, it kind of sucks I'm probably the only one here that knows the fanfic fiasco that is Music Box, I want to slander the shit out of that more often.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 8:55:14 PM
No.535468330
>>535470389
It's time to do the Koopa!
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 9:13:01 PM
No.535470389
>>535468330
Kinda related, but somehow the subject of Oogtar came up in a conversation with a friend, and they mentioned how someone should animate him doing the Kennedy kick dance, and I'd never laughed so hard in my life.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 9:16:50 PM
No.535470856
>>535472182
>>535467348
TTYD but mostly SPM both feel very fanficy at points.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 9:29:29 PM
No.535472182
>>535472389
>>535470856
>TTYD but mostly SPM both feel very fanficy at points.
Tanabefag...
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 9:31:29 PM
No.535472389
>>535488123
>>535472182
There's no way to make the Shadow Queen and her related lore something that fits into Mario.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 10:18:18 PM
No.535477647
>>535478203
>>535487906
Why doesnβt he just float?
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 10:23:02 PM
No.535478203
>>535477647
He is committing to the bit a little too much lol.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 10:51:09 PM
No.535481483
>>535481567
>>535482067
>>535435562
nobody draws pictures like this of ships that are canon btw
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 10:51:51 PM
No.535481567
>>535481483
do you live under a rock
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 10:54:50 PM
No.535481875
>>535484170
>>535440790
>In reality, Mario is in the chair watching Luigi plow Peach.
Then Luigi woke up to getting mario's sloppy seconds again like daisy that won't even follow him to his own adventures.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 10:56:43 PM
No.535482067
>>535481483
Of course they don't, goombass, there wouldn't be a joke otherwise.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:16:37 PM
No.535484170
>>535484617
>>535484808
>>535481875
Then Mario woke up to Luigi having a threesome with Daisy and Peach.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:20:56 PM
No.535484617
>>535485381
>>535484170
>Then Mario woke up to Luigi having a threesome with Daisy and Peach.
In luigi's dreams. Get Daisy to come on a single of your adventures first.
>>535484170
>Then Mario woke up to Luigi having a threesome with Daisy and Peach.
Literally the opposite happens in official material. Kek.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:27:56 PM
No.535485371
>>535452414
Kino if true.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:27:58 PM
No.535485381
>>535486185
>>535487803
>>535484617
The general public accepts that Luigi is Peach's future husband because of Game Theory. Then Daisy is the whore that shows up sometimes because she likes bouncing on Luigi's cannelloni.
>>535484808
>Manga
Non-canon. Every game where Luigi is a playable character on the journey to save Peach has Peach treat him exactly the same as Mario.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:31:18 PM
No.535485760
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:34:58 PM
No.535486185
>>535485381
>The general public accepts that Luigi is Peach's future husband because of Game Theory. Then Daisy is the whore that shows up sometimes because she likes bouncing on Luigi's cannelloni.
>Non-canon. Every game where Luigi is a playable character on the journey to save Peach has Peach treat him exactly the same as Mario.
>Saying anything is non-canon while shilling game theory
Schizo detected
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:36:52 PM
No.535486375
>>535484808
Pussy slayer Mario.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:39:42 PM
No.535486697
>>535484808
even syrup gropes mario in the manga, peach and daisy have red plumber fever
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:49:58 PM
No.535487803
>>535485381
>Luigi filler replay shit
The first playthrough with Mario is the canon one. Events that happen to Peach don't just constantly loop in time twice.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:50:51 PM
No.535487897
>>535460673
Mario using space blasters is not out of characters. It's like DK using a coconut gun.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:51:00 PM
No.535487906
>>535477647
Boo has sportsmanship.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:52:16 PM
No.535488042
>>535488568
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:52:53 PM
No.535488123
>>535495898
>>535472389
>There's no way to make the Shadow Queen and her related lore something that fits into Mario.
Ghost, ghouls, and anomalies from beyond the living plain has been with mario since the 1900s.
Anonymous
8/16/2025, 11:57:02 PM
No.535488568
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 12:36:31 AM
No.535492843
browsing tiktok a video of someone playing the dk title theme playing each channel and it had this fucking bizarre gif of an edited donkey kong, i can't make heads or tails of it
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 1:05:21 AM
No.535495898
>>535488123
Except the Shadow Queen isn't just an overgrown boo so you're being dishonest. Neither is she like the portrait ghosts if you're desperate enough to bring them up despite being in Luigi's domain and not Mario's. The original Paper Mario never feels fanficy whereas TTYD's lore and some of the main plot like TEC and the Shadow Queen do. TTYD was the precursor to SPM's shit.
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 1:05:31 AM
No.535495919
>>535496240
>>535460673
>>535466457
I think it's more so that Sparks of Hope is a rabbids fanfiction more than it is a Mario one, that game gives the Rabbids personalities, the ability to communicate with full sentences, and establish that they've evolved enough to form coherent civilizations and the mario stuff takes a backseat compared to how it was in Kingdom Battle.
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 1:06:55 AM
No.535496073
>>535496572
Are Thwimps just smaller Thwomps or are they two different species altogether?
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 1:08:22 AM
No.535496240
>>535495919
>Mario takes a backseat
so SPM
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 1:11:37 AM
No.535496572
>>535496073
There's contradictory information on that. They've been called both cousins and children of Thwomps.
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 1:19:39 AM
No.535497376
>>535499852
>>535447031
The Mario series and the Kirby series take place in the same universe
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 1:44:39 AM
No.535499852
>>535502974
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 1:53:04 AM
No.535500639
Haven't had the opportunity to post this in a long time
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 2:16:05 AM
No.535502974
>>535504347
>>535505185
>>535499852
Yes. Mario meet Samus and Samus meets Kirby. Similarly, that means Pikmin, F-Zero, Star Fox and Zelda are all also in the same universe which means that they have places in the Zelda timeline.
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 2:30:24 AM
No.535504347
>>535502974
So all of the good Nintendo franchises are connected in the same universe while all of the bad ones aren't in the connected universe?
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 2:31:30 AM
No.535504459
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 2:39:10 AM
No.535505185
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 2:45:47 AM
No.535505839
>>535506360
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ezya31f19SU
apologies if somoene else already posted it before, i don't come here as much as i used to
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 2:50:58 AM
No.535506308
>>535510294
>>535350725
i thought the tranny lovers at rare would've cut ties off with david wise since he apparently doesn't like trannies
especially that fag kirkhope
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 2:51:28 AM
No.535506360
>>535505839
>only the GOOD paper mario games got included
Based.
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 2:58:44 AM
No.535507028
AAAAHHHH IT'S TOO MUCH KINOOOO
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 3:35:58 AM
No.535510294
>>535506308
for your own mental health go outside
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 3:40:42 AM
No.535510674
>>535511069
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 3:44:59 AM
No.535511069
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 4:27:34 AM
No.535514501
>>535514727
"We will give you more fun for less money" was something Reggie said at the 2006 E3
I miss that Nintendo
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 4:30:22 AM
No.535514727
>>535514501
The gaming industry as a whole changed from those days. Everything has to change at some point, even if it's not ideal...
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 4:32:01 AM
No.535514865
Mario kings approach.
>>535514606