Thread 534913985

JP maliddie edition

>Patch 7.3 Patch Notes
https://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/topics/detail/c04405c6cbe8519a0b6c8aa5e4d88a5d447419c9

>Moonfire Faire Event (Aug 13 to Aug 26)
https://sqex.to/nhxFq

>Resources, Free Companies, Linkshells and Syncshells
https://rentry.org/xivgresources

>Meetups:
• August 13, 9:00 PM EDT | Primal, Famfrit, Lavender Beds W15 P20 | Spooky Club: "X-Files >>534741862
• August 15 to 16, 05:00 PM EDT | Dynamis, Golem, Lavender Beds, Ward 17, Plot 1 | Macross Delta FINALE WATCHATHON - EP 22 to 26 >>534862598
• August 15, 8:00 PM EDT | Leviathan, Primal, Lower Jeuno | San d'Oria: The Second Walk >>534775218
• August 16, 4:00 PM EDT | Hunter x Hunter Watch Party, 3rd Edition | Episodes 14 to 20 | Japanese Audio, English sub| Dynamis, Marilith, Goblet Ward 24 Plot 26 >>534861790
• August 19th, 6:30 PM EDT | Materia, Ravana, Empyreum W24 P21 | Male Meetup - Ford vs Ferrarri & Lamborghini >>534883291

Previously on /xivg/: >>534900443

anyone wanna do rathalos extreme

gay sex with maleroe

kong should my sunnie get kfc or guzman tonight

post breasts

>>534913985 (OP)
>painted nails
ruined

Thanks guys it was a great fight!
hopefully me logging before the cutscenes doesnt cause an issue and I can just hop back in and watch them tomorrow

Cats of summer.

>>534914097
my gf forces me to wear a labubu attached to my jeans

good morning xivg
time to wage..

>>534914143
how come every time one of these is posted, the entire group consists of the worst, most clout-chasingest desperate losers in the thread

gn

>>534914143
cute femezens

>>534914206
>why are losers desperate for social validation the ones who try to get social validation by spamming images of themselves with others
Gee I dunno

I really like the 2nd and 3rd bosses of the new alliance raid, but I don't like the 1st or last one very much. Eald'narche is especially weird because he's so fucking easy compared to Kam that it really gives you whiplash

>>534914206
I just happened to also need the trial since I stopped right before it this morning, I intended it to be quick before I went to bed.
I also just generally take opportunities to play the game, craft stuff for people, etc.

Anyone know how to fix this? It's an ankle seam from the mod I made. Like, the textures is fine, but the shading isn't.

>>534914208
sleep well wife

>>534914206
They ask at the crystarium

>>534914303
Idk but I will pet /pet

>>534914171
And now cats in bed

>>534914206
if you knew that moonie you wouldn't say that

>>534914206
>>534914256
Oh hey, you two are back. Was hoping you killed yourselves in some homoerotic double suicide. Guess the morning threads are going to be shit again for a few weeks well your felch the rancod jizz out of each other's blown out assholes

>>534914352
can i see it

gumo!! i hope everyone is having a great day and continues to have one!

>>534914082
i wood love to but i wont be home for 7+ hours...
i love the pic do you know where it is from..?

>>534914402
gumo, you too junie

>>534914373
see whatnow?

good MEOWNING i actually slept quite well tonight do i bully people in FL today or do i focus on gposing
>>534914208
gn meower

>>534914303
>the shading isn't
Then the textures aren't fine. I don't mod at all, but I think it might be whatever XIV uses as the specular map. Try joining a modding discord and asking for advice.

>>534914206
Highlander sorceress knights

Morning goon gets the worm

>>534914204
that new arthoe hairstyle is gonna break me

>>534914171
meow?

>>534914402
gm :D
i slept 4 hours
i wanna die
hope u r well though

>>534914459
>:3 your meowner

>>534914098
guzman is better than kfc

>>534914476
The feet uses what ever textures are already loaded in your modlist rather than using it's own, so it's not a texture issue.
>Try joining a modding discord
Shan't

>>534914550
morning worm gets the goon

>>534914352
Good night and sweet dreams wife /smooch

goodnight internet weirdos

>>534914661
takes one to know one, jerkwad

>>534914442
tysm anon

>>534914584
yeah thats pretty awful lol i hope u can sleep more or something korbs... i just had leftover pizza for breakfast and its 4:40 am, im tired but im too awake to go back to sleep

>>534914550
Heavy is the crab that ran the goon

Anyone wanna talk about nyothing ingame?

>>534914661
gn sir *milks u*

>>534914648
Happy for you

>>534914694
>leftover pizza for breakfast
kinda based...

>>534914371
>haven't posted at these hours for a while because of irl stuff switching around
>stay up for a little too long
>see the "it's one guy!" cope for when someone says something mean around now has evolved into two guys
my sides

>>534914576
the highlights being the underside of the ponytail and back of the head + second strands is too good im afraid..

Hey guys
If my shit looks retarded will you still support me?

>>534914402
Good morning!
>>534914584
Take some zinc and melatonin!

>>534914798
My moonie does this except it's zinc and l'argine

Hii! Hello! You want to greet me' right? Come say howdy to /xivg/'s most popular lalaboy!

>>534914792
No

>>534914792
You probably still look better than most of this thread.

>>534914206
>a post that shows people actively playing the game
>"why do losers like this clout chase so much?"
and then the thread clears back to avatar blog and interview posting with dramafag infighting inbetween

>>534914525
You look like you play a roe

Midlanders

>>534914697
How does one talk about nyothing

Today I am gonna order 40 garlic pepper chicken nuggies for my WoL after she went to the gym.

>Block all trips
>Half the thread is missing
Honestly xivg is a shithole

>>534914697
Like seinfeld nothing or actual nothing

I'm Daddy's little retard
Yay!

I win these, right?
... Right?

>>534914586
I've posted em before tho?

>>534914980
good girl

>>534914967
I agree but at least they have trips so I can block them.

>>534914916
you meetup and enjoy each others company! and then and then talk about whatever we feel!!
>>534914973
Nyeh the nothing where we just talk about whatever

one day someone will make Turtle XIV and it'll be great

>>534914872
What an odd thing to say.

Can someone please oneshot these for my WT?

>>534914882
/dote

>>534914847
Don’t you have friends to chat with?

good morning/time of day

>>534914580
show +

>>534914402
Thank you!
>>534914967
In my experience, trips are either the nicest people on the board at any given time or actual psychos with no in between. The ones here are mostly the former as of late, though I still fucking hate one of them (he's not here right now)
>>534914994
Wishing you luck on the lottery, I could never even try

>>534915025
Sounds fun but at work now otherwise I’d yap

>>534914525
>>534914143
>>534914206
Stop having fun!!

>>534915142
my cute schizo self-hating tranny raidwife Ooki Dookie Hiima!

This kinda time of day

>>534915083
/dote

My ferma just woke up.

>>534915115
Unlikely since he lies to people's faces

>>534915214
My estimate is you may have too many wives. The approved quantity is at most one.

could someone please help me? im trying to use universal piercings with tre but i cant figure it out

>>534915203
Nyo worries i'm always up for a yap session otherwise! enjoy waging may it go by fast

>>534914206
>NOOOO WHY ARE PEOPLE PLAYING THE GAME TOGETHER

>>534914206
Explain how each and every person in this screenshot is a clout chasing desperate loser.

>>534915214
That's my wife, and at minimum, he is not a schizo.

>>534915142
Thoughts on anal play?

>>534915216
i know that feel bro

>>534915236
KWAB

>>534915236
Kong would never do this

>>534915271
Hell yeah! Yeah I’ll keep you in mind if we ever meet up

>>534915038
If you're on eu sure

>>534915236
Wait what's the story here, whos the lalaguy in these messages?

>>534914371
what are you talking about and i guarantee i am not who you think i am

>>534915409
I am NA...

>>534915025
But that's nyot nyothing

kong bros run this shit

>>534914867
That's LITERALLY an avatar blog they're talking about thoughever

>>534915142
gm gamer

>>534914792
I would tell you if you asked that your shit looks retarded, however, looking thus has no effect on whether or not I support you

It's so hot here I am dying.
How do you cope with extreme heat (40°)?

>Indian hours
>Thread quality drops

>>534913985 (OP)
Hello Gamers. We'll be raffling off some prizes after the finale of Macross Delta on Saturday, to celebrate us completing the series.

To enter the draw just show up wearing your best robotech / mechaslop / magical idol girl glam.

Entrants will be given a raffle number and winners will be selected at random by way of https://wheelofnames.com/

Once a raffle ticket wins a prize, it's removed from the pool.

If you are a Free Trial account we literally can't give you any of the prizes, sorry.

If you aren't a regular attendee you will be denied entry into the prize draw.

Spread the word so nobody misses out!

THERE WILL ALSO BE A SPECIAL PERFORMANCE ON SATURDAY BEFORE THE SHOWING! DON'T MISS IT!
>Q.Who is a regular?
A. Anyone who has been at least once before.
>Q.What are the prizes?
A. Surprise.
>Q. I missed a few episodes, can I come?
A. Sure.
>Why melty lol?
A. Death by a thousand cuts.

>>534915236
Can you please not post that anymore? I'd prefer to wash my hands of the drama I've been in. I'd rather just go my seperate ways, and not talk about any of that stuff anymore.

>>534915421
That little pirate faggot literally 3 post replies away

>>534915509
pray tbdesu

>>534915493
when i say avatar blog im talking about people who post their character and then say "im going to make eggs" or something unrelated to the game, not people playing the game and posting and talking about how they played the game

>>534914206
This really hit home considering the melt it generated lmao

>>534914697
Sure, if you're on EU

>>534915519
>If you aren't a regular attendee you will be denied entry into the prize draw.
actual cliqueshit lmao, make a fucking discord for your dumb club and fuck off to it

>>534915216
DC?

>>534915236
You're still obsessed about that? What a loser.

>>534915602
Yeah! wanna meet?

>>534914867
>Thread clears back to avatar blog and interview posting with dramafag infighting inbetween
I hate how you predicted this and how this is exactly what's going on right now

>>534915574
half of it is heiko replying on cooldown

Which EU server do I transfer to?

We live in dark times because there are no h cup Aura to be found anywhere.

>>534915734
Whichever gives the preferred world bonus.

>>534915656
Nvm I just realized you're a "femboy" avatarfag, I'm good

My f3mra is like this with fishras

>Another disgusting Goro Xaela
My race is not your fetish

>>534915656
Chaos, Omega
Coerthas Western Highlands ( 20.6 , 22.5 )

>>534915146
How do you know if I have one?

>>534915689
God I wish I could fuck Heiko on cooldown and drain his balls while calling him my little bitch

>>534915527
Maybe this wouldn't have happened if you weren't crazy as a loon
>>534915632
Mad

>>534915558
My ferma will go to the church

>>534915734
Any in Light.

>>534914402
>>534914798
>used to publicly remove friends for being trans
>now a couple months later says "Good morning!"
bit flippy-floppy innit

I hate housing, that is all
guni

>>534915734
The ones on NA

>>534915810
wait he's holly canyon? lmao

i wish syncshells didn't have size limits

>>534915848
I am on an NA server right now and it is usually semi dead around the times I play.

>>534915821
I love housing, that is all
gumo

>>534915821
I'm going to plap skanks in here while wearing my tophat while you're offline. Watch out!

>>534915787
I'm a knower...

>>534915780
Putting a horsecock on your sunnie does not make you a horse

>>534915773
i respect it
>>534915784
Sure thing

>>534915849
pollyanna is, yes

>>534915810
>people can't change here
This is why this place continues to be the bottom of the barrel when it comes to socialization.

what job in pvp has the most bakushin gameplay
war?

>>534915797
these streets aren't kind to real ones
can never open up to anons because they backstab you any chance they can...

>>534915519
>If you aren't a regular attendee you will be denied entry into the prize draw.
lmao

>>534915893
if you mean limits to number of people who can join then yeah
if you mean limits to mod size then no you should kill yourself

>>534915779
My fishra would enjoy that with a f3mra

Someone should help me fall back asleep...

>>534916090
>>534915893
yeah the playercap is retarded

>>534916101
Not pictured: he hasn't been able to lower his arm for almost 20 minutes

>>534914882
>>534915810

>>534916127
hey...

>>534916090
playercap
mod size limit should be something you set yourself, i don't mind when a cutie cat is like 2gb, she can have my ssd space...

>>534916025
torn between NIN with skillspeed melds and BLM with spellspeed melds

>>534915608
>>534916085
>free shit? gibsmedat

WOW this thread is shit

>>534916127
you're a neet trying to sleep at 10 in the morning (or later)
fuck off

>>534915615
Oh, Meteor. We got in.

>>534915629
Yeah, this is something I made. Yeah, I regret the drama it lead to. Do I still think it's a decent pic? Yes. Will I make another one with a lot more effort put into it? Also yes.
>>534915810
I'm trying my hardest to be a better person anon. People can change for the better, which I am.
>>534915849
Yeah. I changed my name a while ago.
>>534916012
It's really unfortunate that some people here can't try to be nicer. We're all here, why not just enjoy the ride?

>>534916193
Hey!
>>534916221
You know nothing about me.

>>534916047
Ikr? Not always a lala, but all lalas
>>534916025
Healer
>press one button (glare/speed training)

>>534916220
my bad

>>534915115
I enjoy making new friends.

>>534915236
Your whole arguement boils down to "he posted loli porn at my request!" Tell me' how many times have you been banned for posting lewd mikittens or lowlanders?

nobody talks in this damn game

>>534915519
The exclusionary nature of your rules mean your raffle, which is not related to FFXIV, is not a /xivg/ event, and therefore will not be added to the OP.

>>534916085
>>534915608

>>534916268
Based.

Sometimes I wonder how much damage I have caused to this planet with my own hands. Buhh... I don't want to go back to work but the clock is ticking... I fucking h ate being in my 30s, balding and having a manual labor job...

>>534916335
I'm up for chatting with anyone but I need to know where tot send the tell

>how full of pride she said it
pride is a sin, minfilia

>>534916335
i will talk to you! lets hang out! :>

>giving away items in-game is not related to the game
Cheeeeeeeze and Crackers

>>534916335
Only the lost important and least important cutscenes have voice acting. Everything else? Silence.
There was a mod that added AI voice acting to the game, but it stopped getting updated.

Has this place always been tripfags and discord logs?
When did it stop being Anonymous

reminder minfilia was a miner, and would work topless and sweaty in hot mines with the other mineresses

>>534915519
>If you aren't a regular attendee you will be denied entry into the prize draw.
ACTUAL CLIQUE SHIT.. FUCK OFF.

>>534916104
A wandering samurai will visit your house soon

Ya know. One thing I will say. I just love how obsessed that loser is with me!

>>534916272
so it's not 10am or later in the morning that you're trying to go back to sleep, euroid? after being online for 18 hours a day that you totally spend working

>>534915810
This behavior is why so many only vaguepost or make boring post, because someone will look up the archives and use it against you at some point without context. Since you are someone that craves the drama and attention of others, you ruin your own experience in the long run.

>>534915519
>If you aren't a regular attendee you will be denied entry into the prize draw.
this is like some xivg FC spamming the thread about an event for members, fuck off

>>534916272
You are an unemployed near 40 year old man who lives with his elderly parents, while claiming "disability" benefits via Universal Credit.

Your attitude and antics suggest you are a virgin, or at least a nuvirgin because you haven't touched anyone since you were a teen.

Today's work want me to jump from a bridge and use an armfire during the fall. The weather doesn't help.
I'll cope by ignoring all my problems and launch ffxiv.

>>534916335
I talk in party and light cwls.
Also in /tell if you bother send a /tell

>>534916498
>Has this place always been tripfags and discord logs?
Yes.
>When did it stop being Anonymous
Over 10 years ago when they created /vg/ as a containment board.

>>534915519
>If you aren't a regular attendee you will be denied entry into the prize draw.
How to ensure that nobody new wants to go to your meetups, and get your shit removed from the op constantly

>>534916127
Still waiting to see you at the crystarium so I can annoy you about being friends / plap / etc

>>534915779
Bros what the hell is this??? I thought Isere was straight???

>>534914109
>>534914171

>>534916571
>You are an unemployed near 40 year old man who lives with his elderly parents, while claiming "disability" benefits via Universal Credit.
Please god let this be true it would be more embarrassing than all of the cringe and shitty coomer poses he's posted, combined

>>534915608
>>534916085
>>534916524
>no free shit
>CLIQUE CLIQUE CLIQUE
Post hand.... RIGHT NOW!!!

>>534916272
Would a femra pillow work?

>>534916319
He asked for it you retard
Look I drew a red arrow pointing it out

>>534916418
Pick up a trade. Not too late to do so.

>how are you? i know this is just a greeting and that you aren't actually supposed to answer truthfully, haha, but i'm going to put you on the spot in the FC chat anyways and make you go through the disingenuous normalfag rehearsed responses
why do they always do this? why cant normalfags in this game just say whats up or hi or something instead of their underhanded humiliation rituals

>>534916543
I would like this image a lot more if this was a handsome bishounen Malera and not a f*male, to be honest, family.

>>534916654
It's got nothing to do with "muh free shit", you shouldn't be advertising a meetup to /xivg/ if they aren't all allowed to participate in the events.

>>534916623
You've been around way too long to not know how to take a decent screenshot already.

>>534916553
>>534916571
Thanks for proving how ignorant you are.
>>534916607
Any specific hours you tend to be hanging out there? I'll try to see if I can land on balmung at the correct hours if possible.
>>534916659
Yeah...

>>534916654
>Dude if you aren't apart of my clique you aren't getting in
We get it. You're a cuckqean. Now piss off

>>534916736
idk my work week starts tomorrow but if i see you i'll just be like hey nice butt

>>534916623
May i?

>>534916182
Why did you quote me here?

>>534916706
>bishounen Malera
die
Malera are only for wide shoulder and huge hands enjoyers only

any good posts

>>534916598
>>534916569
See
>>534916654

>>534916654
A giveaway is by its nature an event where something is given for free. If the giveaway is restricted to "members" only then it is indeed a clique event.

>>534916802
Okay, I'll drop by later today if I can then! Hope to catch you there.

>>534916565
yea ok dickhead the difference is polly is always kicking up drama and sticking their nose in shit

are there any pvp rewards worth subbing for?

>>534916654
Why post it in /xivg/ if you don't want people to join

>>534916881
They get added to the shop anyway

>>534916848
try again in a few hours

>>534916860
Since I'm here, he was in only one drama. I know people being in 3 dramas in less than 1 week.

>>534916653
Of course it is. He's a textbook benefit scrounger.>>534916736
>Thanks for proving how ignorant you are.
Feel free to prove me wrong. I bet those PIP payments go a long way ^^

>>534916661
Obsessed.
Loser.
But please talk more about me! Bitch!

>>534916654
Just advertise in your fc next time faggot. You're telling people that you're going to be purposefully excluding people from your shit and just expect them to go "oh yeah, ok then". If you don't want people to join then don't fucking post about it here you stupid nigger.

>>534916545
I love how you've run out of ways to try and make yourself look good so you're coping hard and trying to handwave it away

>>534916720
>>534916762
>getting in
>participate
... anon you can't possible be this retarded

>>534916931
did you just come today

You know it's bad when you make ZT look sane

>>534916881
nope, they added a bunch of modern and scifislop glams but the pvp pass one is the ugliest
the minions suck, the emote is nice but it's the level 5 reward, so you could get it during a free login period or something

>>534915519
I still want to know the "prizes" since the christmas glam shit you did had 1 million gil as the "grand prize"

it's so hard being the only person with good taste ITT, was rocking a new glam (non-revealing by the way) and got complimented by a rando almost immediately

>>534916980
Months*

>>534914882
>>534916860

>>534916852
Anon give aways have prerequisites to enter. For example a certain age of the entrant. For this one you must be a regular viewer who has been to at least one event. Hope that helps.

>>534916623
I respect this poster's breasts

I believe in the brotherhood of failed males

>>534916941
ive yet to figure out what you gain by posting here and constantly engaging in these self humiliation rituals but i look forward to seeing more

>>534916835
>huge hands
my malera cannot properly use his tomestone due to his giant sausage fingers
he has over 100 missed calls and it's becoming a problem

>>534915752
Measure me.

>>534916954
Participate IN THE EVENTS you disingenuous cockmangler, the raffle is an event being held at the meetup.

C'mon people now, don't you remember the Little Red Hen?

>>534916941
>"o-obsessed!"
>replies to a reply to someone else
This is you btw

>>534916938
Nice try, you think I'm stupid enough to give you sensitive details about myself?

>>534916949
agp anons trigger warning

>>534916825
How do I get this cat to breed my miqo

>Please come to my meetup
>You cannot win if you haven't been before
Sounds very Claire coded desu

>>534916860
Polly changed for the better, unlike you living in the past.

>>534916543
She will always be welcome in my house. I will make her food and make her smile because f3mra have the prettiest smiles that light up the world

>>534916903
Anon you have to be either retarded or en ESL or both

>>534917070
H-hey…

>>534917110
Isn't it the end of the show they've been watching for the past month?

>>534917049
So it's cliqueshit. Glad we could clear that up.

>>534916654
Honestly the only annoying thing is the whole,”spread the word” thing
The post simply wasn’t intended for people who don’t come, but probably didn’t have a way to reach out all the anons who went
Still, can’t they make a CWLS or something for that instead?

>>534916654
Reminder this poster got GAM feelings for another GAM, got cucked by LT and crashed out because of that lol

>>534917030
I'm literally too dumb to understand what you're asking for here.

goodnight anons, and be good. be nice to EU today, they have it rough there.

>LMAO THE THING YOU ACTUALLY WANTED DROPPED RIGHT AFTER YOU ROLLED ON A PIECE
>THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR PLAYING THE CONTENT WHEN ITS CURRENT YOU FUCKING IDIOT

>>534917093
No one asked for sensitive details. A simple "I work x job, this is what I do in a. day" would suffice.

I bet you shot yourself when there was announced cuts to disability

>>534917159
Yes, all meetups got posted here too and now people who never joined complain about not having the chance at gibs.

>>534916859
Smooch you later

You weren't supposed to take the "get a trip" spergs seriously, y'know.

>>534914109
https://litter.catbox.moe/jqkwbbc5y9c7xlkh.png

A shit leopard can't change its spots

>after the finale of Macross Delta
>this is an event everybody is allowed to attend
>the raffle is part of this event
>randoms just aren't allowed to enter
What am I missing here? What are we seething about?

>>534917232
I'm genuinely confused how there are so many

>Need a positive threadcred of 500+ to enter events now
Its cooked for us lurker anons

>>534917247
What's with the prose lately anon

>>534917010
You should post your glam, but only if you're a male character

>ZT can't help but do whatever I tell him
Sigh. This is boring. You bore me. Get a new gimmick or I'll stop replying to you.

>>534916896
i like this kitty

>Announcing a giveaway to the thread when 90% of the thread can't even enter

Why even bother announcing it, just announce it during the event to the people who are there you retard

>Dumped by threadcred by saying I like little caesars.
*Cough blood*

>>534917242
nice areola

>>534917182
>Linkshells
>across DCs
Retard-kun.....

>>534917114
the content of your character needs some level of credibility for anything you say to matter faggot

>>534917242
holy moly nice boobies

>>534917339
Should have stuck to the baconators

>fanta into a male for faggy and sweaty erp
>just get messaged by female characters who aren't even +
this sucks

>>534917242
more?

>>534917339
That's ok {Red Baron} I'll still blow you any time

>>534917339
>black
>likes Little Sleazers
Otis...

>>534917216
You're getting nothing.
>>534917230
Sure thing~ *Smooches*

>>534916835
I also quite like beautiful men with large hands and broad shoulders. Being bishi doesn't rule out masculine traits, far from it.

>>534917339
TUMMY ALERT

>>534917247
looks cute

>>534917242
Kong here feed me milky goo goo gaa gaa femra booby

>>534917319
Have you tried trading people drugs to get them to forget about all this?

>>534917383
haha what if a bottom + messaged you though

>>534917269
Anons are butthurt that they can't participate for free stuff

>>534917109
Just ask

>>534917269
They could just announce the raffle at the beginning of the events or during 2 episodes and it'll filter all greedy random instead of preventing new people to come to the event.

>>534917146
hrheggyyyyuy
hghhuuhhrerredeeujyy
hey
sorry it took so long to reply
i had to use a tiny pencil to press each key

>>534917383
>>534917431
do you like sunnies

>>534917197
only time in the history of xivgee where LT actually got one up on somebody
or got his dick wet

>>534917331
to appear generous and to draw "regulars" back in

>all those posts defending his honor
damn this domanra must be really popular

>>534917339
I'm going to tank all 1 (one) threadcred I have but their Deep! Deep! Dish actually isn't that bad?
It's a bit pricy though, so you start to defeat the purpose of Little Caesars (it's dirt cheap)

Lientri
>unemployed for 10+ years
>claims to have a bad back, gets disability benefits because of how easy it is to trick the system
>spends 14+ hours a day gooning on final fantasy
>sleeps at 3amish and wakes early afternoon
>does no house work for his elderly parents
>waited on because he's "disabled"
>isn't even goot at gooning/erp when doing it daily for over a decade
>dislikes by mos tof his fc because he's obnoxious
>"did i mention i bought an account with a legacy tattoo :3c"

Hey guys im thinking of hosting an event where i want to give away some yan mounts and gil but if you aren't in appalcord you aren't allowed to win

>>534917475
sunnie men? yes

>>534917447
But they can still come to the event? They are denied entry to the raffle only?

that tranny's meetup doesn't deserve to be on the op

Is there "no content" or is it there's no content that you want to do?

i love her

>>534917513
no, +

>>534917491
I'm also popular when I post on both my computer, phone and 3vpns!

>>534917504
And I'd be okay with that. For they are your yan mounts to do with as you please.

I am gonna host a meetup with a big raffle, but you are only allowed to enter if I never saw you in the thread before.

>>534917524
Yeah but I think it's a dick move. It's just kind of gatekeeping and bragging, or buying friendship in a way, in my opinion

>>534917570
probably not

>>534917542
Does finding a GAM's love count as content?

>>534916859
>>534917230
>clueless thread bike cozies up to KONG of all people
going to get niled next, i'm sure

can i see some shirtless male midlanders

>>534917503
Nobody cares nigger. I gamed the system and get disability benefits AND work and get paid for both

>>534917361
Okay you raging fucking retarded cocksucker, let me retype the sentence so your absolute fucking peabrain can understand, assuming you won’t have your smooth ADHD brain cut off at the very end for some unknown reason, I’ll even put it in caps so you can have your 2 little funny neurons fire in your otherwise empty skull:

CANT THAT FAGGOT COME UP WITH [SOLUTION] OR [SOMETHING] (LIKE A DIFFERENT SOLUTION) INSTEAD OF POSTING HIS GAY SHIT HERE

>>534917597
Based.

>>534917525
Which one?

>>534917552
i forgot what color her eyes were

>>534917597
nah I'd win

Fiddies

>>534917653
At least that one had a face to it, I'm convinced most of the anonymous "love this moonie let's meet" replies to him are just himself because he barely has any friends here despite trying to find them at all hours of the day

I'm getting bored. EU hours are cancelled for today.

>>534917603
I don't see it as buying friendships, I just see it as showing appreciation for people who showed up to the event beforehand without expecting anything for it besides hanging out. But hey, to each their own.

>>534917494
>deep dish
bread bowl of tomato soup

>>534916896
my sunnie sexing this sunnie

>>534917665
>tfw got an inability to work insurance and got a depression diagnosis which only allows me to work for 15h a week, so they give me a full payout while I can still pretend to be part of society
It's epic, I am making more money than I did while working full time.

>>534916825
How do I get this cat to breed my femra?

sunnie players: awsum and cool and cripplin porn addiction

>>534917603
>buying friendship
>but new people can't enter
>only people who already been
Is this your brain on HRT?

>>534917756
You won

>>534917653
>KONG BAD
>never provides proof

>ZT posted another tired screenshot.
Yawn. I think I will dip off to Thunderbolt Fantasy while ZT continues to obsess over me, even though I don't acknowledge him at all. Ciao bitch!

i might return to alter when lientri leaves

stop schizoing my friends and I!!!!!!

KONG WON

>>534917242
what boob/nipple mod is that?

>>534917801
they hate us australians...

>>534917727
I use that mod except with the bulge

>>534917503
Wrong on all accounts.
>>534917737
Wrong again, you've got absolutely nothing on me, how is this not off-topic by the way?

>>534917707
lmao
meds!!!

>>534917825
But you literally just acknowledged him tho

>>534917848
where do you get the hair on the left

>>534917848
its the opposite for me desu
skimpy goonbeasts are boring

>>534917936
based take

>>534917848
>left while with friends
>right when we are alone
Wife like this for my femra.

>>534917727
Currently fidding.

>>534917848
i prefer left

Does anyone wanna stand beside each other while I wait for my queue?

>>534917936
you're a bad person and a pedophile (the kind where we don't like this)

>>534917770
Just ask! actually no i can tell who typed this
Beg

>>534917825
>"obsessed" again
I'm not you and you're not alcohol dipshit

>>534917737
Yup. He spends most of his time idling at the Alter house and when he world hops, he's alone too.
>>534917906
I bet your parents are so proud of their 40 year old son pretending to be a catgirl online.

>>534917967
Seiko.......

>>534917786
Yes. But unironically and it's fucking awesome. I get back home from my 9 to 5, loosen my tie, undo my belt and sit down at my computer. I hop into the 'Mung QS on my ditzy sunny bimbo alt (I'm a 42 year old man, I make 6 figures before taxes) and I hook up with other Seekers for maybe 2-3 hours per day. We plap, ERP, talk about how good it feels to jack off and you know what? My wife has never once suspected me of it. I think she just thinks I'm having an affair or something LOL

Anyone for reclears?

>>534917980
sure, where at?

>>534915953
https://files.catbox.moe/3nwoy1.png

>>534917980
Sure

>>534917996
>I bet your parents are so proud of their 40 year old son pretending to be a catgirl online.
And what if they are dead? How freaking insensitive are you?

>>534917750
It ain't a 'Go 'Za it's just a standard deep dish, more dough than sauce but the ratio isn't bad and you get something closer to a real pizza than the cardboard Hot 'n' Ready.

>>534917875
I think that was just uranus with eve as base.

>>534918012
preebqo'te......

What is auto duty night mode? I just noticed that was a termination setting

Domanra is doing this out of attention, remember the Xmas event he hosted?

>>506066359

Peep those prizes

Bit of an /xivg/ avatarfag hack here but if you don't reply to schizos or argue with them they just look unhinged and make you look better by comparison

Anyways gn can't wait to function on 3 hours of sleep again

>>534918006
Actually based

>>534917987
H-huh??

>>534918049
Lucky them, honestly. You are a failure.

>>534918012
>Hard carrying you
>40 minutes late
no thanks

>>534917913
NO.
THEY MAKE ME DOCILE AND WEAK.

>>534918006
based as fuck

>>534917339
Little Caesars' Crazy Bread is really good, regardless of what people think.

>>534918049
i don't care about any of this drama but if you are thin skinned enough to make this kind of post then i question why you are even here at all

>>534917881
Hello, fellow antipodean

>>534917980
What are we queueing into?

>>534918223
Preeqo'te, you were close

>>534918223
I'm not responsible for you being hard while carrying me, that's completely on you

dead game

>>534917906
>how is this not off-topic
Could you apply that same standard to your own /soc/ tier erp and flirt posts, or your avataring which is completely unnecessary most of the time?

Queue up

>>534918127
/pet /pet

>>534918127
>beenis cut off the last part of his name

>>534918083
eat yo soup boyyyyy schlop schlop schlop

>>534918297
denied my rightful (You).... i'll remember this....

>>534917743
As I said, if you announced that during meetup between 2 episodes instead of thread, I'd find it very great. Now I feel gatekeeped.
Humble and personal opinion.

>>534918125
>out of attention
ESL
>peep
e-boy

sunnies know how to please

>>534918086
Thanks i'll check it out, I'm a fan of large areola but I couldn't find any mod that gives bigger ones.

>>534918196
;)

>>534918307
DC?
if it's Meteor can't help you friend I'm just a dumb NA with a terrible sleep schedule

>>534917461
Can I type things out for you with small little hands?

>>534917997
obviously not them, stop trying to force them

Joining other DC's pfs and having people just talk is genuinely a weird experience. No one on primal seems to ever type something.

>>534918337
But those are fine when someone you like does it.

>>534918125
Judge #4 was the only good thing about this meetup

>>534917796
Consolidate freshly acquired friendships, then. Whatever, the result is the same.

>>534918390
>ESL tries to call someone ESL
I admire a nigga who is bilingual though.

>>534918297
I liked having the little headcharm when I was a miqo for a while, it makes me happy to see it again

>>534917513
Do you like male highlanders

>>534918403
Crystal

>>534918452
My queen...

>>534914109
https://files.catbox.moe/o8kw8h.png

>>534918469
>a different thing is the same thing as the other thing
I am framing this goal post shift and hanging it on my wall.

why is it always a brit/filipino that wants to get plapped

Niggas be like KONG BAD and then never tell you what I did wrong

https://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/blog/003773.html

>You might also be wondering if this ship is kitted out with a jumping puzzle...

>Turns out, you're right! Take a gander at this thrilling new course for our nimble Climbers of Light!

THEY CHANGED IT. IT'S DIFFERENT AND NEW.

WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN.

2spooky

>>534918525
Happy to live rentfree in your wall, anon.

Started wondering if this guy had a point and if I did actually ask him to post that but no I did not
He saw a loli in the coliseum set and then immediately went on to post gelbooru links
I looked at this artist's other stuff and its disgusting, and one festures a vaginal prolapse
So if you ever wonder what SK is into, it's loli vaginal prolapses

>>534918489
I queued up, hopefully we see a few more soon here...

>>534918535
fat and annoying

>>534918259
for me its just bread......

>>534918567
On my wall,anon. You have pictures ON walls.

My moonie awakens

would u watch my ilberd-griffin 3 days grace - animal vmv

>>534918547

I CLAPPED WHEN I SAW IT

I APPLAUDED IT FOR BEING DIFFERENT

>>534918581
It went down...

>>534914109
https://files.catbox.moe/83v002.png

>>534918631
hell yeah

>>534917339
May my femlala gag on it for some crazy bread...

>>534918398
Good luck in your search frien /pet
I swapped to yab+uranus afterwards because that combo had problem with some mods just not working and I was too lazy/dumb to troubleshoot, just a forewarning.

>>534918621
Post a blepster gathering a singular Timeworn Gargantuaskin Map

>>534917661
You asked for this

>>534918621
Miss Bloonie, get doooooown!

>>534918621
mlep :P hello moonie... pshh like i even care that you're here... psh -| moonie sister im sorry i was just teasing you don't go-

>>534918480
Does it have a lore reason for the Miqos like it does for Dunies?

>>534918547
>A new tower for me to spend 3 hours trying to jump up and melt the entire time

>>534918569
>loli vaginal prolapses
I know that artist
SK threadcred rising

>>534918652
I swapped to healer, but I'm still in a 0/3 1/6 0/15...

>>534918638
BUT IT'S NOT BREAKING NEW GROUND.

BECAUSE IT'S ON A FLOATING BOAT.

>>534918401
no bully ;_;

>>534918662
what an elf

>>534917339
>Femlala going from Baconator to "Ca*sars."

>>534918729
delicious

>>534918729
I HATE WHAT I'VE BECOME
THE NIGHTMARE'S JUST BEGUN

>>534913985 (OP)
Which male middies can I persuade to become saja boys?

Watching this guy do turn 9 coils is pretty funny. He even uses max potions to heal and they actually heal a lot wtf

>>534918742
If you're into disgusting shit like that SK is your man
Until he backstabs you for no fucking reason

>>534918662
holy moly

>>534918787
Otherwise you'll cum or what?

>>534917339
HOW DOES ONE PLAP THIS MODBEAST?

>>534918521
Nice dead parents

>>534918446
Aside from just calling out your hypocrisy now, no I fucking don't. I don't care about your petty fights. But stop whining about off-topic when that's 90% of what you do

>>534918662
Such a shame this elf is albanian

>>534918821
> Until he backstabs you for no fucking reason
that's why he ain't my man

>>534918816
Stryker

>>534918452
Who even is she?

I scare other tanks.

>>534918662
no rue belly?

>>534918890
Step 1. Ask

>>534918930
They are quite alive and well. Final Fantasy XIV?

Please... glaze me... I need glaze so fucking badly... I need so many glazes.

>Open sleep playlist
>Hit shuffle
>LOOK AT THE PICTURE
>SEE THE SKULL
>THE PART OF BONE REMOVED
Yep, it's night night time
>>534918939
>already did it
Lol!

>>534918972
>Ask
These losers still need to ask to plap instead of getting what you want when you want

anyone wanna follow me around while I do the msq and have me send you live reactions in tells?

Important discovery about the new PvP glams

>>534918865
no bully is mean...

stop giving him oxygen
he's here for attention and to be a contrarian
he's only doing it because he wants to pick fights
let him repost his third rate goon slop in silence until he shrivels up and goes away

>>534918957
>porn addiction belly
no thanks

>>534919057
where are you in msq?

>>534918726
I'm nyot online right nyow else I would
>>534918736
Huh??
>>534918739
If she left nyow it'd be all your fault

>>534919051
>This guy just wills the plap into existence with his mind instead of communicating
Impressive
Can you order pizza like that?

>>534918945
I don't think anyone knows, it's probably a friend of Domanra's that got asked to be a judge for the meetup

>>534918987
I bet you're bragging in fc chat about trolling me :3

is there a way to get 1600 allied seals really fast? i really want the twin adder tank huntmaster armor

I’m so tired of the goddamned scions

>>534914109
https://files.catbox.moe/ts220s.mp4

>>534919057
the bunny spaceship pilots just got revealed while I am on the moon

Oh no a bloonie got in the way of my shot!!!

>>534918957
you dont need abs to be strong
im simply a very large pillow

>>534919085
Just for that I'm gonna go make my wife the fattest elf in xivg

>>534919023
glaze me first and then I will glaze you

>>534919023
At least you're IN INSTANCE
AAAA

>>534919180
Was it me? :3

>>534919156
O_O.... oh my gawd... hello goddess

>>534919070
oh my god hes black?!

>>534918754
It just popped

>>534919057
(i'm >>534919098) also, NA or EU?

>>534919098
>>534919165

Is it domanra again or is the one seething about lientri some other crusty ebin?

>>534919138
blue mage.
if you don't have the time to go fill out your blue mage log, I suggest getting the sonar plugin and getting someone to help you murk ARR hunt marks. Or waiting for a hunt train.

>>534918652
I swapped back to DPS and it just popped, hope it did for you too!!

>>534919237
they're all islanders, brudda

>>534919230
Lets see....
>tongue hanging out... check
>huge pupils filling entire iris of eyeball.... check
>blep ast blep....
Yeah it was you.

>>534919138
With rank ups in grand company you’d eventually unlock expert delivery and with that you’d be able to trade in old gear for seals. I think the challenge log offers seals and fates will be what to farm really if you already did all your hunt logs.

>>534919263
both probably

>>534919293
sorry, sorry... this is just my first time seeing a black person, on my computer... I normally only see them on the TV or on rap tapes

>>534919072
Ow... report to THE later i'll make up for it

Fucking wireback lovers in this thread

domanra my eb cheated on me and i need schizo tips. teach me your ways.

>>534919339
He wants the hunt currency not gc seals.

>be lientri
>spend most of my adult like erping and gooning
>still not good at it because i lack creative writing ability

>>534918662
do you like middies

>>534919309
Yeah that checks out

>>534919229
it's the real limsa idler experience!

>>534919350
no need to be racist, brudda. now those al'bheds, yah? be careful around them.

>>534919465
Oh shit yeah blue mage or hunts

Where do you get the push-up emote

>>534919148
its not a coincidence all the gooner bodies are rue based

>>534919454
announce your private events to the public, tell them they're not invited, and then call them black for being mad about it.

Anyone want to do content and end up staring at each other intensely during queue and maybe flirt when we finish?

>>534919280
Thank you, catboy.

>>534919498
>adult like
Oof euro can’t see through the seethe

>>534919441
Can I come too?

>>534919070
May my Lulu-coded thighlander be a bit patronizing to your adorably goofy racist ass so that we can get married in the sequel and have a healthy moe gap romantic relationship?

my femra just ate her midnight (6 am) shredded cheese snack and is now going to bed

>>534919529
get to captain rank in your GC. you gotta do a certain number of trust runs with your squadron and send them out a couple errands and then one more mission that'll allow you to rank up.

Fat Cat Fact #607

You can often find Fat Cats following after large groups of travellers in hopes of being able to nab a leftover snacc

>>534919441
you promise...?

hey sexy

>>534918662
Hmm... rape

>>534919565
sorry im phoneposting while driving a forklift lmao

>>534919584
Ohh ok…

>>534919591
Fat Cat Fact #069
God is coming.

>>534919556
If you are cute catgirl or femra then yeah>>534919529

>Going from schizo elf to gooner elf
Every time

>>534919556
No flirting and if I wasn’t at work then deal

>>534919506
lol what a good picture. Damn that head is empty.<3 I say this with the utmost respect of course.

>>534919556
Yeah, do you like moonies?

>>534919572
Sure
but this is just a golem I made while testing out glams, anon. very sorry.

me femra

>>534919591
Need to borrow a fatcat as a pillow for I am beyond tired. If you don't mind fatcat faxx poster.

>>534919584
False you don't need to get to captain rank, you just need to do the lvl 20 squadron mission to unlock doing dungeons with your squadrons and then do 10 dungeons with them (can be the same dungeon).

>SK always joins my pfs when I ask
>ZT hasn't joined any of my PFs
SK gets my vote.

What if we gather together some tomato or corn, while we hold hands together, listening to 90' or 000' video game music making us nostalgic of our childhood?

>>534919719
Yuup nyot a single thought behind those eyes of hers, just an adorable moonie with 0 brains

>>534919726
>spoiler
Yeah I figured, dw! I’m gonna steal your idea though, I’m trying to remake the FFX roster in vanilla glams and Wakka was giving me some troubles so this is perfect

>>534918741
It's not *that* bad, you just tap tap tap your space bar up to the top and then dance triumphantly.

>>534919529
>>534919584
i don't think you need Captain, Lieutenant should be enough
you need to do 10 Command mission for the cheevo and that unlocks a bunch of exercise emotes

t. literally did this yesterday

>>534919552
ok.
i am hosting a frotting party and all cutie futa catgirls are invited. except kong who is a rat fuck you kong

Hi, yes, I'm new. Are your game's main MMO races racist toward one another or is this anotha world of peacecraft?

>>534919854
Well yeah, sk is desperate for validation and zt plays on the free trial permanently to goon to modded lolis

>>534919568
are you gonna watch or something?
>>534919592
i pwomise

mi white jamaican coded maliddie be bustin out on it sexual style, makin de femra ting bounce pon it like a devil ya kno

>>534919505
depends on the middie

>>534919797
Welcome to slep town

>>534919202
rue is the chubby belly

>Starting to see a certain femlala slut around again after 7.3 killed playerscope
Curious...

What if we just gathered together in a party and enjoyed each others company with light conversation and no weird sexual shit? Can you handle that anon?

Summer comiket soon

Exercise caution when approached by this cat.

She wet.

>>534919953
There's a lot of racism. The guards in one of the starting cities are all extraordinarily racist towards cat people. There's also a city of elves that's racist towards anyone that's not an elf.

The elves are VERY racist.

>>534920043
can we bang after

>>534919987
I can help and I want to be bred too.

>>534920043
Sign me up

>>534920043
remove your shoes

>>534919992
wait I meant fiddie

>>534920036
which one
is it me

>>534919893
*ear scritches* you are a cute c@
.....
One that cleared the chaotic!!! HOW?!!!!!! I'm so jealous!!!! AHHHHHHHH
>>534920017
Omg they look snug, absolutely worthy of giving a midnight snack to.

My femra? She's looking a little like this today. She's trying to stop falling asleep at her desk in the wage cage. Unfortunately the 40c heat in her office is helping to keep her awake
https://files.catbox.moe/106dcr.png

>>534914171
Cats lizards fiddies and potatoes of summer

>>534920052
She needs malezen BWC correction

>>534919852
ah yeah, you're right. been so long that I forgot.

>>534919879
it'd be pretty hard to gather corn or anything really while holding hands

>>534919901
the funny thing is, I made him a while ago with what I had on hand/what I stole off eorzea collection like a year or two ago before DT dropped and someone made a conversion for red mage to blitzballer.
This gear, the Critical Hit Tour A-1/2 stuff is perfect, and I discovered this look by complete accident trying to see what colors would make this look good.

>>534920168
you're a clown

>>534920096
Killing you
>>534920098
Putting you on the list (we’re going to thavnair)
>>534920105
Feeding you to the emperor of mankind

>>534920142
I don't want to out her because she's been discreet about our plaps and I shall be doing it again. Always wondered if it was an alt though... guess it kind of irks me that I'm on my main and they probably aren't, just a little bit.

>>534920121
depends on the fiddie

>>534920229
Let's say it's a metaphor to spend time together.

>>534920168
https://youtu.be/rowkJcfv5ks

>>534920174
me femraen otl

>>534920043
I do this all the time honestly. It's really fun to meet people through the thread or at the meets/hang out and have a nice normal chat.
>>534920105
This too!

>>534920256
This tells me it's not me, because I've only been plapped once so far
That's all I was really after

does anyone wanna hang out in game and develop a loving platonic friendship where we text each other daily and have fun and invite each other for content....... anyone...

Why are there enemies in the carrotorium?

>>534920298
Stroking my malezen BWC to this moonslut rn

>>534920243
>Feeding you to the emperor of mankind
you'll have to catch my BDSM barge first, filthy Mon-Keigh~

>>534920232
Correct thank you
Whenever my nose hits the desk it honks and wakes me again
>>534920294
Insert Toby maguire spiderman "they love me" gif here

>>534920338
defective robots after years of 0 maintenance.

>>534920331
Sure anon. That sounds nice. Hopefully you will be around in a couple hours after work here

>>534920331
do we take care of eachothers sexual needs also?

>>534920167
It's nyot that crazy bwo I know quite a few people who cleared it, I helped a few of them as well. Granted that was during the patch it released but still!

>>534920317
Did you also retire your lala plaphog while playerscope was going on? Just out of curiousity. You're right, it doesn't sound like it'd be you.

>>534920416
No, but I was also unsubbed until the patch

>>534919556
you confide in me, that you're anxious for tomorrows prog session
i reply with a cat gif and a smooch
we go back to my place, the lights are dim,
we sit on the couch, spooning as bros would
i caress your nape, explaining how good you did today, and that you don't need to worry about a thing

>>534920408
i'm at work too! ill be around 6pm EU times..
>>534920409
i do that irl! i just want people to hang out and do stuff with...

>>534920229
Incredibly based, can you link the bliztball mod too?
So far I’ve only done Seymour, Tidus, Yuna and Lulu but I’m not home so I can’t share for now but I’ll try to finish them all soon!

>>534919960
But SK actually joins. ZT doesn't.

>>534918569
It's taking all my strength not to schizo at you for something fully unrelated to the current situation, save the involvement of lolis
>>534919953
FFXIV is genuinely the most racist MMO I have played, in terms of player interaction, since another anon already detailed the in-game racism. They're not racist to actual irl races (with exceptions) but players will discriminate based on chosen races. Lalafells are the jews of the game.

>>534920409
Do you know what platonic means?

>>534920167
>One that cleared the chaotic!!! HOW?!!!!!! I'm so jealous!!!! AHHHHHHHH
tenacity, preserverance and doing your best.
I have two friends that grinded out both the mounts and a hairstyle, plus their gear and I wish I had an ounce of their strength because after I got my caster gear, my morale was just completely drained and I wanted nothing to do with PF ever again.

>>534920260
Oh. Well I don't really like to avatar...
She's cute and bratty and half elezen technically

>>534920503
maybe i'll like her

>>534920491
Do you post pf for things that aren't in the free trial?
If yes, ZT couldn't join even if he wanted to.

>>534920497
Do you know what general you post in?

Max is so gay I'm going to stroke my willy to his femezen

>>534920481
Im NA but id do my best to keep contact

>>534920346
If you ask nicely I might service it~

>>534920487
if you ever do make something close to Auron, be sure to post it here or on eorzea collection at least.
the mod got updated for DT, but I haven't tried it since to see what's changed, if anything. if you know how to use textools, you can apply the author's redmage weapon mod over any that you prefer, or just use glamourer.
https://www.xivmodarchive.com/modid/102008

>>534920569
what on earth? lol
thats so odd

gm hehe

>>534920491
>>534920549
Actually, on second thought, free trial can't even use PF can it?

>>534920630
hello my crazy threadwife

>>534920574
neat! we could meet on OCE i think thats still a thing right? ill be around

Gay sex with gay roes

>>534920630
Cute smile

My moonie is watching this video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B0DtTGjTxHY
But soulkey is better

>>534920630
can my femlala2 have a go