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>>(JP)
>Banners:
>8/6 (Wed) After Maint – 8/13 (Wed) 10:59 (JST)
Kanna (Swimsuit) (3* – Rerun)
Fubuki (Swimsuit) (3* – Rerun)
Kirino (Swimsuit) (1* – Welfare)

>News:
Mini Livestream: https://www.youtube.com/live/liDeHO9e7_U – 8/17 (Sun) 19:00 (JST)
Patch notes: https://bluearchive.jp/news/newsJump/576
>Events:
[Rerun] Say-Bing! – 8/6 (Wed) After Maint – 8/13 (Wed) 10:59 (JST)
>Content:
Grand Assault: Binah (Urban – Torment w/Elastic Armor) – 8/13 (Wed) 11:00 – 8/20 (Wed) 3:59 (JST)
Joint Firing Drill (Breakthrough) – 8/6 (Wed) 11:00 – 8/13 (Wed) 3:59 (JST)
Limit Break Assault: Tiphareth (Indoor – w/Heavy Armor) – 7/23 (Wed) 11:00 – 8/20 (Wed) 3:59 (JST)
3x Bounty/Scrimmage – 8/6 (Wed) 4:00 – 8/13 (Wed) 3:59 (JST)
2x Account EXP – 8/9 (Sat) 4:00 – 8/12 (Tue) 3:59 (JST)
3x Normal – 8/13 (Wed) 4:00 – 8/17 (Sun) 3:59 (JST)

>>(GLOBAL)
>Banners:
>8/5 (Tue) After Maint – 8/19 (Tue) 1:59 (UTC)
Sena (Casual) (3*)
Juri (Part-Timer) (3*)

>News:
Patch notes: https://forum.nexon.com/bluearchive-en/board_view?thread=3076247
>Events:
Pandemic Hazard: Miraculous Pancake – 8/5 (Tue) After Maint – 8/19 (Tue) 1:59 (UTC)
Balancing Schale's Books with the General Student Council – 8/12 (Tue) 2:00 – 8/26 (Tue) 1:59 (UTC)
>Content:
Grand Assault: Binah (Outdoor – Torment w/Light Armor) – 8/19 (Tue) 2:00 – 8/25 (Mon) 18:59 (UTC)
Joint Firing Drill (Escort) – 8/12 (Tue) 2:00 – 8/16 (Mon) 18:59 (UTC)
Limit Break Assault: Chokmah (Field – w/Special Armor) – 8/6 (Wed) 2:00 – 8/25 (Mon) 18:59 (UTC)
2x Commissions – 8/11 (Mon) 19:00 – 8/18 (Mon) 18:59 (UTC)
2x Account EXP – 8/15 (Fri) 19:00 – 8/17 (Sun) 18:59 (UTC)
2x Scrimmage/Hard – 8/18 (Mon) 19:00 – 8/25 (Mon) 18:59 (UTC)
2x Bounty – 8/25 (Mon) 19:00 – 9/1 (Mon) 18:59 (UTC)

We hater the GDD here

Uz

Where's the aggie link?

>>534921547
you have to stop

Remember Akira?

>>534921517
>We hater
SAAR

how2raidba anon, this clear is not for current jfd

>>534921591
Yeah, I watched that movie when I was young

>>534921628
>uneven bulge

>>534921547
tits too big

>>534921616
He just can't stop putting his WiFi in random teams

I try not to masturbate to students but Diracosplay's karin set is making that difficult and the only thing stopping me is a lack of leaks

>>534921662
ass just right

>>534921693
waifu*

dumb phone

I saw people screaming about free pakeji in the shop last thread but I can't find anything about it in the game

>>534921212
>>534921519
I'm not polish sensei. I just live somewhere in southern yuro

>>534921760
what does she look like

Finished, that is all.

when is our limbus collab

>>534921878
Proofs?

why are ligma trannies spazzing out in /bag/ so much all of a sudden

Where's our Priconne colla-ohnonono

>>534921789
Click the most expensive one and then accept the transaction

>>534921878
finished what

my princesswife Mika

>>534921693
But son, I already have a wifi hate.

If I were a Sensei in dire need of both credits and XP would it be better to do 2x Commissions or keep doing the event box gacha that I've otherwise finished?

>>534921924
that game looks dumb cause they have clocks on their head

>>534921924
limbus players would unironically neck themselves or raid project moon hq if there ever was one with us.

>>534922058
Commissions

>>534922058
Gacha boxes are a scam. Commissions.

>>534922058
Gacha box, commissions cost too damn much AP.

>>534921970
ERPing with his /trash/ buddies? what else do you think? the guy literally posted hasoom

>>534921963
whats a ligma tranny

I can't wait for Mika doujin to come

>>534921924
They've already put BA collab in their 1st year april fool

>>534922108
I wonder how it looks from behind

>>534922058
Commissions.
The boxes are shit after box 8

>>534921954
Not this time, maybe Friday.
>>534921970
I'll leave it to the imagination

>>534921965
wtf I just got enough for 4 sparks each over the next 10 banners, god damn you anon

>>534922003
She looks like a vtuber.

Morning friends

>>534922314
>>534922278
FUCK OFF

>>534922278
save up a lot!

>>534922307
this is what American Eagle should have done instead

>>534922284
Oh, I thought it would be showing the panties

>>534922307
hey

>>534922215
fuck, that's right
but it also had arknights and uma references in the april fool, surely we're next

>>534922058
Comms are a scam, but gachabox after 8 is an even bigger scam
You (and I both) fell for the trap of not doing the event week 2

>>534922354
Goodnight, anon
>>534922357
You'll see, the last 2 from anons have been disappointing and I'm here to change that (again)

>>534922314
I am so going to jail....

>>534922462
coom in foom

>>534922314
Go away, I pay my taxes

>>534922567
@Arona, is this safe?

>>534922314
Good morning

>>534922314
starting to piss me off

>>534922593
We only use @plana here

kinda sad that there are no good Akane pictures

Ass thread.

My canon wife Fuuka...

>>534922837
ibukifag keeps letting us down

Took me one year to realize that avant garde is in the background of victory screen

>>534922874
your wife was posting here last thread

when

>>534921862
just google it it's on coomer.party

Finally got enough steel to upgrade all Ibuki's skills

uuuh the ingame menu says we’re getting another GA next week already?

i could've done 4/4/2 if i just malded more instead of settling for 4/3/2

those 60 lost jfd coins will haunt me forever

>>534922919
ye I noticed today too
>>534923185
more binah..

>>534923205
I always 2/2/2 on the first day, I'm not putting effort into JFDs before work

>>534923185
ACCELERATE

Kill Alis.

>4/4/4 with max coins
Holy easy drill.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LpZfL3XCo20
49:05
>Kanna VA: "Say! Bing!"

How did you enjoy your summer /bag/?

I will never say it.

>>534923965
I HATE SUMMER.

>>534923896
Just post the link with timestamp.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LpZfL3XCo20&t=2945s

>>534923495
Sensei's anus...

>>534923965
Summer's not here and even if it was, I'd still be working like always

>>534923896
Damn, it's weird to hear Kanna with her non-tired voice

Child's marriage.

what killef the hype?

>>534923896
C-Cute

>>534924403
Lack of micro bikini gourmet summer.

>>534924403
ugly cosplayers

comfy 4/3/2 just above the 170k breakpoint

>>534924403
You did!

I love BJQUEEN Yuzu
I love gamers
I love Millennium

I don't think that's allowed

It's safe.

>>534924556
sex

you cant feel good from having your nipples licked

>>534924638
Aris trying to find my dick

>>534922058
Commissions are a scam
Gacha boxes are a scam

>>534924782
you sound like someone who hasn't had his nipples licked

>>534924782
I can confirm it's false

>>534924492
>when you come back from work and see mika fucking a black guy on your bed

>>534924820
she needs a microscope if thats the case!

theres 2 of them now

>>534924782
@kotori
is this true?

>>534925084
No law against it :P

>>534924453
I need this

>>534921616
You can use this for now, I imagine your score will be higher than mine

>>534924782
You can, you just gotta be a woman first.

>yesterday was asking for Mika/Nagi/Sensei book since it's usually Mika/Seia for whatever reason
>today the simulation has bent to my will
I am the main character.

>>534925163
Same, I'm sure micro bikini Izumi will get some hate for being the first character to get so many alts, but she's a big girl, she can take the heat.

>>534925249
Former man here, i Can confirm this

>>534925317
Finally!

>>534925084
Nipples can be sensitive to touch, and nipple stimulation can incite sexual arousal. Few women report experiencing orgasm from nipple stimulation. Before Komisaruk et al.'s functional magnetic resonance (fMRI) research on nipple stimulation in 2011, reports of women achieving orgasm from nipple stimulation relied solely on anecdotal evidence. Komisaruk's study was the first to map the female genitals onto the sensory portion of the brain; it indicates that sensation from the nipples travels to the same part of the brain as sensations from the vagina, clitoris and cervix, and that these reported orgasms are genital orgasms caused by nipple stimulation, and may be directly linked to the genital sensory cortex ("the genital area of the brain").

>>534925247
I did team 3 from rentry, just need to fix last team.

>>534925406
>Former

Kokona is a fine lady

My precious desert rose.

Child sex.

I don't know bro, I'm not really into children. Maybe we can jerk it to adults?

>>534925604
i'm picking up what you're throwing down

>>534925482
The one with Seia and Cherino? But how’s that supposed to work? Avantgarde would lose a quarter of its health if you use an EX skill below 2 bars, and both Serina and I.Mari consume 2 EX bars each

I'm checking the canon order shown in the guide, but some events there aren't available in Event Recap? Huh

Why not both?

hope everyone is well rested in this hot weather

>>534921616
Oops
I'll do it tonight, I'm working

>>534921693
who do you think my WiFi is?

>>534922919
Scales off my eyes

>>534925776
No I meant clear 3. This one. Just need to fix team 3 in it because my U30 aHoshino sucks.

>>534925682
nah

What do you think of Cherino's new voice? Weeks later and I still can't get used to it, personally.

finishing on Hina's flat chest after an intense rimming session
This is the life

>>534925890
Still ain't got her so I've barely heard her old voice

>>534925890
I still don't like it even if doesn't make my ears bleed now. Her voice is too old now and not as smug.

Good morning sars

>>534925940
why am I brown?

>>534925890
It's not bad, but OG Cherino was so distinct and stood out so much during combat that yeah - it bothers me.

Cherino must go

>>534925940
wow you have a small penis, is that why you target small bodied persons for your sexual lust?

>>534925986
>Her voice is too old now
What? She sounds younger

>>534925890
really not as good

>>534926075
No? Her voice is deeper now compared to her squeaky voice before.

The lesson we have learned is that Yuzu threads are simply too lust provoking

>>534925161
>>534925445
thank you, kotori. nipples are more erotic now.

>>534926053
this is the case of all lolicons

>>534925317
Finally another good threesome Mika Nagisa doujin

>>534926009
Hey

Tendou Alice

Post potato Saori

Jumby my beloved...

>>534926192
>threesome
sensei isnt allowed to partake

Purely platonic friendship with Mari.

Hina's flat small tiny body

Also, new Kinokomushi Mika book. This will be his 5th Mika doujin.

>>534926182
you can't choose your penis size but you can choose the girls you fuck so its only fair for them to get first dibs on the small girls

>>534925317
Please continue bending reality to accommodate your every whim.

>>534925890
Don't like Cherino so I don't care about her VA. Kinda like how I feel Hayami Saori is wasted on Nagisa.

>>534926419
Miga fappies!

Well, that's enough fun for today.

>>534925834
Nonoms

>>534926432
which students have large vaginas for above average senseis?

>>534926457
girl on girl is so hot

Shrine

>>534926457
What the... Why do they suddenly look almost as sexy as Seia?

>>534925797
Last pre-Vol F events should be archived next week. After that, most of the events are inconsequential to the main story.

>>534926989
her sexiness must have rubbed off on them

>>534926846
What's the red stuff around the Cacio e pepe?
>>534926989
It's one of the great mysteries of our generation.

They talk like you, monkey.

I'll continue to poke until you accept Zoos in your life.

/bat/ - Blue Archive Traitors

I'm Japanese
But I love Blue Archive

>>534927598
But I already did stop poking my eyEEEEEEOOOOOOOOWCH

Reisa's sturdy, stubby legs...

cut some chilis but I forgot to wash my hands and then I touched my pepee :(

Uzawa -> Uzai = annoying

>RP2040 is very cheap actually
Time to build one for Aris!

how do we save /bag/?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3J89aJFgJZc
Epic world of warships BA collab stream

>>534928039
>Tekkino 8 is total dogshit
>SF 6 is better but isn't as addicting
>Got arthritis on my middle right finger anyways so it hurts constantly
My haute42 is just collecting dust now, shit sucks.

>>534928193
It's simple. We kill the Sensei.

Do you think that the raids should have special rules like the JFD?

I mean, having special rules to promote other units that aren't used as much and fuck over the popular ones
Like a Kurokage where trinity units only do half the damage
Or punish EX skills like this one
Maybe even X type of weapon doing more damage

>>534928193
Rangeban Indonesia

>>534921479 (OP)
Why UZqueen cry?

>>534928193
Settle our difference and make peace with /bat/

Ready for all the Seia stuff this Comiket?

>>534928302
They already gone to /horse/ anyway
>t. indog

>>534928295
Yes. They ask about stuff like this in the surveys a lot. About how to make raids more fun, I mean. One of the options is team diversity, so it's not the same students every time. I select that.

>>534928241
Stop being old

>>534928193
That's a tough question given the current state of /bag/.

I think Ako owns me rimjobs

>>534928016
Uzawa -> Sekkusu = sex

It's so fucking crazy how Aoi gave me more purples than 500 ap in double coms

>>534928295
>Like a Kurokage where trinity units only do half the damage
Poor Ichika

Does ATK get higher or lower if the ugly bot loses hp? The text doesn't make it clear

>>534927903
>stubby

Start liking drunk menhera.

>>534928468
It's psoriatic arthritis, I'm not even that old

>>534928697
Miga gets drunk off the ecstasy she feels from black dick pounding her guts

>>534928671
lower
If you start you'll see you have 4 stacks of attack

They should sell the calculator with Yuuka voice

>>534928241
Haven't got "proper hitbox" (the one I have is pre-GP2040CE chinkbox from ali, desu), but isn't haute42 products are just too small? I'm a manlet with small hands but even then I find haute42 is too small for me

>>534928361
I don't make peace with 裏切り者 sorry.

>>534928691
The official ones look spindly.

>>534928971
I've got a t16 and it's perfectly fine, the smaller ones do look a bit uncomfortable.

>>534928361
I do not want peace
I want problems, always

>>534928241
Come with me and be a padchad

friends

coom in doom
rope in hope

>>534929218
I have a Flydigi Vader 3, it's great for gaming in general, but I just couldn't wavedash on it at all, my QC inputs are messy, the only thing I like it's how easy 360's are so I might use it on Zangief \ King if I ever want to play em.

Is it true a bunch of people here got banned yesterday?

>>534929498
Yea… its over…

all me

>>534929498
Banned for what

do I get any rewards for getting 3* on commissions?

>>534929663
You can only sweep it at 3*.

>>534929663
You can sweep them.

>>534929275
What would they talk about?

>>534929787
TOKIBRO NOOO

>>534927620
Have we forgiven Isakusan, Mx2J, Doremi, CHILD, and MISOM150 yet?

https://x.com/EN_BlueArchive/status/1955177437223862683
Yuzu Birthday Special

>>534929456
Ah yeah, I don't really play tekken so I don't know if wavedashing is an issue or not for pad. I mostly just play anime FGs with some SF6 on the side.
Hope your arthritis gets better.

>>534929880
Why do you always assume it's.... whatever

The chart got updated

>>534928193
Make mods implement and watch shitposters crying in pain

>>534930106
sup cutie

Suzumi alt when

>>534925317
you are not toki though

>>534930094
Thanks, hopefully the medication helps eventually.

>>534930190
>even Kokona mogs Seia
Kek.

>>534930190
Reminder

>>534930414
pomf

Kore ga... requiem da

>>534930195
I want that too but as long as that Jeet alive, that hardly gonna happen.

>>534928697
>start
But I already do!

>>534930190
No way is Shamiko the same size as Kaede or Hanae.

>>534930573
Just you wait for the alt.

>>534930524
based mikabro

I heard you guys look forward to AP
Is it true?

>>534930094
Most inputs are rather okayish to do on pads, but i absolutely loathe using anything except a stick for stuff like Pretzels or any 63214~6 inputs. For hitbox you've got to play around too much for pianoing things, while with some grip practice you can easily play Tekken and any 2D as long as you use an 8-gate. I tried a Hitbox and i mostly found it useful only for silly character like Central Fiction Naoto, GG Xrd Johnny and other assorted dash oriented 66 or 44 spamming characters.

>>534930743
Cutezu

>>534930650
why does sensei keep sexually harassing hina?

>>534930190
Iroha and Ibuki are actually too sexy. It's unfair for such a duo to exist.

>>534930650
Canon

Headpats, Sensei. Or Wakamo will bweeh.

>>534930106
It's funny to me.

>>534930490
Wdym by that?

>>534930106
Hey

Juri didn't deserve to get this treatment. For once she cooked something that didn't become a living abomination and it gets ruined in a minute.

still find it funny how this general a few weeks ago was aghast at a game like AzureIane having a temporary homepage banner advertising store items (that disappeared in a week, to never be seen again until the next anniversary), saying BA would never do something like that
Only to now defend what is essentially the same thing but daily and permanent and always in your face lol
Rules for thee but not for me I guess

>>534928245
I've seen her spread butthole before

>>534931229
How did she pull it off anyways? I thought she was cursed that anything she touches becomes a biohazard.

I love the great eastern kot so much, it's unreal.

Shiroko...

>>534931229
But now she can roll the food gacha. Out of three of her pancakes mutates into Pan-Pan.

>>534931145
You aren't in the 'cord?

>>534931238
me when I make up shit

>>534930691
Babu.

How many well-known r18 artists have drawn officially for BA now?
https://x.com/bonnie_3404/status/1955218842487230531

>He's still trying to drum up concern over free shit in the shop
>He's now inventing AL drama, doubly ironic since AL has free shit in it's paid currency store and has done forever
Just go back to spamming porn. It didn't work with the battlepass, it's not going to work with this.

>>534931379
>cursed
Baseless fanfinction.

>>534931525
All of them

>>534931379
This will be reconn in the future Prisoners event when Professor Niya grand plan is revealed to be stealing halo power from everybody starting from Genhena but Hina will save the day again since her power come from hard work

>>534931642
how do you explain the pancakes turning into a creep when Juri added a cherry on top on it (in her skill animation)?

Iori, the professional jobber.

>>534929661
doing inappropriate things with their students

>>534931838
Visual comedy. Not everything needs a game theory-tier explanation. She's just bad at cooking.

>>534931838
I read that as "Turning into creep" and i immidiately thought that maybe Juri is a Starcraft Zerg unit?

>>534931838
Hey i do not look like that pancake

>>534931970
You took the word "cursed" too literal cuh

>>534931525
Probably a lot. That shimiko artist, Senko artist, official ps68 artist.

>>534931873
It is entertaining that now even the other prefects acknowledge Iori as a jobber.
At least she can be depended upon to answer her phone quickly... if she's conscious.

>>534931970
>She's just bad at cooking.
Being just bad at cooking doesn't turn your food alive.

>>534931525
>constantly draws gang rape
>but when he draws Mika and Asuna it's only lovey dovey cuteness
Blue Archive heals artists

>>534930190
>AA

>>534931970
>>534931838
My theory is not that she's cursed with making food that comes alive. But rather anything food-related becomes more lively. Remember that she's also a gardener and apparently she's really good at it.
>>534932134
I mean she jobbed to a hole in the ground.

>>534932125
>>534932142
Not every artist

>>534931483
What cord?

It's Sechi's birthday today, say something nice to him our hyung.

>>534931970
>Visual comedy
>Don't mind the food being alive, named and engaging in combat friends, it's just a bit of a visual gag

>>534932125
they should hire this guy next

>>534932142
>Blue Archive heals artists
Mameojitan, Uko and several other artists would like to have a word with you.

>>534931970
Wasn't there some implied connection to the killer pancakes and the onsen club digging close to the cafeteria? There were a lot of weird things in the Hina event that could be seeds for future story lines.

>>534932278
Burn in Hell traitor

>>534932364
Where slit?

>>534932364
Imagine waking up to this every morning… God I love Ibuki…

>>534930724
632146 input is alright on pad for me, though pretzel is very annoying and I have to consciously input it slowly so it register properly..

>>534930787
Kino...

>>534932334
Those artists are weird, they legitimately love the characters but have a fucked up way of showing it

>>534932561
>they legitimately love the characters
This is the
>drunk father beats and molests his children every evening after watching news
type of love then.

>>534932086

>>534932138
It does if the goal is an absurdist gag. I swear, you people couldn't even fucking stomach Dora the Explorer. "Ummm, why is the backpack talking?"

>>534932561
>they legitimately love the characters
Suuuuure

how do the stickers in the sticker book work? ive cleared all the campaign stages bar 28 but im still missing stickers on all of the pages.
im missing the final sticker on the first category
the final four stickers on the second category
and the final two in the third category
wat do?

>>534932385
For whatever reason, Hina doesn't seem to know that Juri creates food abominations. She was searching for clues and hints to the origins of the pancakes whilst unknowingly talking to their actual cause
Juri being able to do that is weird even by kivotos standards, it's not something anyone would easily assume

>>534932278
That's yuzu's birthday image

Do you give neutral purple gifts to your wife too? Or just liked/favorite ones and give the neutral gifts to others that like them?

>>534932748
Depends. I have to, since my wife has 2 gifts overall.

>>534932278
Sellout hate

>>534932748
Everything purple goes to my wife or her alts. She only likes a few gifts so I gotta squeeze in affection from whatever I can.

>>534932278
It's Yuzu's birthday

>there are..
>multiple monkees..

>>534932041
>Haha! Sensei look, the tea party club turned into a sunken colony watch o-

>>534932701
>Juri being able to do that is weird even by kivotos standards
>literal ninjas
>pink world ender
>robot gamer
>mind reading wife
>deaging potion maker
>auto regenerating tank that can shrug off getting hit by a train
>walking heater
And the living pancake maker is where you draw the line?

>>534932748
No, but part of that is because I'm mulling over if I wait on alts or if I get all of the Pandemonium society up.
Not like all of the purples I have will make a difference until she's 99ish anyway.

GUH...

>>534928356
I told her my balls are already empty and that we can't go for round 14

Aaaaaaaaaa

>>534933153
>>literal ninjas
They are literally fake ninjas. They know it.

Im being molested by horny students!
How do I protect my binah!

>>534933219
>944x1200

>>534933153
Ninja isn't real

>>534933219
>>534933329

>>534932683
I'm missing like half of the stickers after 2 years.

Diamond

I'm starting to believe this is at least partially a reference to the Xenomorph with how quickly it grew and made itself a nest where it glued everyone who was still alive to the walls.

>>534933380
Oh yeah? Explain this then.

>>534933380
No...SAY IT AIN'T SO

>>534933165
Something I’ve been thinking about is Iroha likes books, and Shuro is probably going to also like books, but I assume Shuro will have a wider selection of gifts when she’s out.

What's this?

>>534933623
No way...

>>534933601
I don't think being a chuuni writer necessarily means she likes reading other people's books.

>>534933623
ඞmogus

>>534933153
Yes, actually
Creating self-sustaining life (non-reproductively) is a pretty big deal in non-powerwank fictions. Everything you mentioned is just adjusting things that are already there or stat boosting. Arisu is the only truly odd one out of your list. She was built by spooky ancient types with super tech and can harness space sparkles to make things
>pink world ender
Hoshino or Mika?

>>534933291
Michiru is the only real ninja but she's bad at at

>>534933623
snus

>>534933380
Doesn't she turn that Ramune drink into her Shotgun as a reloading animation

>>534933735
Actual autism.

>>534933502
Is /bag/ a skirt or shorts general?

>>534933735
Hosh. I have the other pink simply listed as a gorilla.

>>534933219
miga at the beach...

>>534933537
>>534933570
It's all Mitcher's voice hypnotizing you to not be able to see the smoke and mirrors

>>534933380
Bullshit slander put out by ninja haters (which the game shows to be common!).

>>534933623
*Bom bom* *tu tu tu tu tu tu tu tututu*

>>534934008
Heehee

Lotta buzz around Aoba's comiket advertisement on Twitter lately
I guess they find her slightly jaded personality refreshing? I'm not entirely sure.

https://x.com/alicemakeworld/status/1954526089663123695

It's up to 1.2m views and a lot of quote tweets though, I guess it means something.

>>534933873
Yes

>>534933826
It's mystic, I ain't gotta explain shit

God I hate JFDs so fucking much.
>what, you don't have four years worth of students maxed out just for this contrived gook bullshit scenario? FUCK YOU, you don't get to go 2-2-3 (the 3 comes from the borrow)
Worst gamemode by a fucking mile. This shit is more cancerous than pvp.

>jfd made to prevent people from using s hanako
>my only team able to clear stage 4 is s hanako

>>534931873
I'll always hate the anime trying to make Iori seem 10x stronger than Hina
Iori's greatest value is being the designated jobber in every situation, it's what she's good at.

>>534933873
Skirt, but in the shupos case I prefer Nozomi's design overall

>>534933683
Maybe, I'd be surprised if she didn't have any book in her favorites.

We hate newfaggots here

>>534934179
Where the fuck is your S.Koharu and A.Hosh?

>>534934256
Then why do you keep kissing me?

>>534932683
According to the JP wiki, they simply do not exist.

I saw this thumbnail and it made me smile

>>534932278
Traitor

>>534934338
I would never say this

>>534934181
A lot of that is just not looking where she's going and falling into holes as a result

>>534934068
>人、多すぎて邪魔なんですけど...。
>通販もあるんだし、そっちで買えばいいと思うんですけど...!
>There are so many people it's a nuisance...
>There's an online store too, so I think I should just buy it there...!

>>534932683
They dropped that mechanic a long time ago. Would have been nice to have a spot where all the little chibi cut ins could be viewed

>>534934383
I would say this but directed at Avant Guard

>>534934256
Hi

>>534934179
what's your hanako team like?

>>534934170
?
I just put in a bunch of random blues + 1 healer and auto'd it on 3.

>>534934394(me)
*they should

>>534934453
Yeah I assumed it was directed at the robot as well

>>534934560
Miga's face after she spots a black guy

>>534933735
Ironically Aris is the least magical on that list. She's just a robot, all her innate abilities are simply expected. If anything her performance is quite weak compared to her wank, she's had three battles to date and her first one was basically a loss to Neru. Second battle she needed Hina to help her fight Goz, which means she can't handle Goz solo. People overestimate Aris base abilities

It's like you create a super ultimate robot, except the robot wakes up on a world of god children where it's "super ultimate" features are actually quite basic on this world. So she doesn't actually stand out too much considering everyone else is also super human.

All the other students in this world are the mystics who have divine powers ironically. Aris powers are simply robotics, which are strong in their own way but there's nothing magic about them.

>>534934338
this escort drill was actually pretty comfy for a change

>>534934394
Damn, it's like I'm reading my own inner thoughts.

>>534934757
I'm doing 3/3/3 on the JP one
For all I know it might be easy, I'm just not trying

>>534934757
Yep. Almost 247k. Comfy for once, instead of wishing that Engineers scrapped that shitbot when they had a chance.

>>534934389
>Jobbed to shiroko
>Jobbed to PS68
>Jobbed to Ichika
>Jobbed to pancake in Hina event
>Jobbed to pancake again in another event
>Jobbed in summer event
>Every appearance to date is jobbing
It's so bad that in volume F Ako calls Iori the reason the prefects are never taken seriously without hina.

>>534934702
Aris has the highest damage potential out of any student. She'll lose fights due to strategy and skill but if she gets her one hit in, she wins

>>534934702
Talking a lot of shit about others projects for someone that can be packed up pretty easily, pussy.

>>534934702
>all her innate abilities are simply expected
>breaks startrek tech jargon shield
>absorbs old god tech energy in decca
If going toe to toe with Milleniums strongest in your first serious fight is a sign of mediocrity, I duno what to say.
We see what "normal" robots look like when they're being mopped up in the hundreds by students. Aris aint that.

>>534934975
She also jobbed to a hole in hina's event

>>534934889
JP one is comfy too, you need to apply a def down so the shield disappears
Team 1 bAsuna + sKoharu
Team 2 Reisa + sKoharu
Team 3 sHanako (ignores the mechanic)
140 ezpz

Then what's iori good for?

We're all essentially all constantly running in hamster-wheel of dissatisfaction, destined to roll off the table and smash into smithereens for no reason and without any meaningful trace...

>>534933479
>>534934303
>>534934396
ah fuck thats a shame
thanks though

>>534934975
>

>>534935167
footjobs and hate sex

>>534935167
Sex!

>>534935201
Yes. Isn't it liberating?

>>534935167
Worshiping her feet.

>>534932172
Artist source? ascii2d isn't showing anything.

>>534934482
S Hanako, Koharu, Mine, Ako, Himari

>>534935250
you guys said the anime was bad

So do we know what is under the jacket yet?

>>534934757
yeah it was pretty nice
I personally enjoy all the escort drills, but this one was a breeze
Thank you, Abydos' Strongest. I forgive you for powercreeping blue AOE to hell.

>>534935250
Who the fuck? That ain't Iori.

Thanks, Miyu.

>>534935167
I would say she might as well be a walking pair of brown legs but Karin already has that niche covered so she's actually left with nothing lmao

>>534934975
>All this jobbing
>Still hasn't tailjobbed Sensei's dick

>>534935378
We could only tell from the chibi

>>534935346
Yes it was, go ahead, try to watch the whole thing.

>>534935118
>wasting credits on borrowing when you can just go double healer to kill the enemies through healing

>>534934656
>>534935019
Her biggest power - her Sword of Light, isn't even her own creation. So it's the Engineering Department with the mystical powers of pulling railguns out of their ass. Or making a full manual for a foreign spacecraft in 8 hours. Or building a tank from scratch in 30 minutes.

>>534935418
You have already posted this

>>534926846
you prepare this excuse of a pasta for your wife? this image stinks of shit

>>534935609
I'm reading through the story right now. How could I've posted it before?

>>534935532
Not the 40k credits a day, for a total of 280k the entire week!
How will I ever financially recover from this!!
Oh wait, I get 1,6M credits a day from the JFD.

Also sharing is caring, spread the wealth around

>>534935378
Me

>>534935019
Not really, in base strength there's at least four or five students higher. Even a short fight with Neru drained 49% of her body/power.
Even Tsurugi with her instant healing faired much better against Neru

Aris isn't the unit with the highest base stats and stamina, that would currently be Hina or hoshino. Aris died like everyone else in the bad end timeline.
Her feats to date all all unimpressive or implied for the most part, almost all of her feats are based off people imagining what happens in one bad end based on a single image.
What does she actually have? Slightly greater strength and stamina compared to the average student.

>>534935882
Others are not gonna prepare for lunatic for me

>Yuzu
>Aoba
>Haruka
>Miyu
>Koharu
The infamous meek/shy girl list. If you like them your taste is shit and you're probably a faggot.

>>534936184
Stop using Hoshino to try to stir up shit with fans of good girls.

Hoshino should FRY herself.

>>534936184
What girls should I like if I want to be based and have good taste?

>>534934256
nah, we hate hasoom and shupo posters
newcuties that don't expose their power levels are cool

>>534935409
They just made her accurate to gameplay

>>534936336
Mika
Hoshino
Aris
Hime

>>534936301
I simply consider any needlessly confrontational post a monkey bait and just proceed with the rest of my day

>>534936465
I'm 1 out of 4. Is that enough?

>we
https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/search/image/jhyd3KNkuqyb7g7n4gkTwA/

>>534936184
>no Hiyori
>no Tsukuyo
Can't even shitpost right.

>>534936465
>Hime
Which one

>>534936465
>Mika
He said good taste

>>534921559
https://magma.com/d/aOzIKZOzNn
It's probably closing next thread though.

>>534936336
Any girls but them.
>>534936301
>good girls
A synonym for boring, scared little shits
>>534936509
>stating your opinion which is only a little bit spicy is monkey bait now
How fragile?

>>534925890
They killed her bro. Old Cherino sounded like a little retard. New one is just eh. Who cares?

>>534936542
Hiyori is a good girl.
>Tsukuyo
Literally who? Forgot about her.

Cherino must go

>>534936184
Aoba is a bit less meek and more doomer

>>534936765
to my bed.

>>534936560
whats wrong with mika?

But...
Cherino is sexy...

>>534925890
It's like the voice lost all it's gruffness, impact or "edge" I guess. I don't like it. This is not my Cherino.

>>534933329
>>534933219
>>534933201
>>534930524
>>534930106
these pics triggered my AGP for some reason...

All students are good girls. You can only be based if you actually show conviction by doing things like reaching bond 100, drawing her and getting her merch. My studentwife is better than yours though.

>>534936536
Grim

>>534936336
Makoto

>>534936809
I'd be a doomer too if I was ugly like her.
>>534936897
if everything is good, nothing is

>>534936881
what do you mean triggered? is it like a rash or something?

>>534936551
Probably meant Ibuki

>>534936035
You'll be reliant on others for your borrow for your clear, just like others will be reliant on you for theirs.
Also I've had more trouble scrounging together some fucking activity reports and ligma, so if your margins are so thin that the difference between a clear or not are the few million credits you save from not borrowing you're doing something seriously wrong.

Hasoom, hasoom...

You only like Miyu because she's the only student you can emotionally manipulate and groom into being your obedient toy.

>>534936336
Objectively, one of the top 10 most popular ones. I do not have the image with them listed though.

What. The fuck. Is this? What am I even looking at? Am I on an 80s gameshow? Is this just a really convoluted visual for the same raffle-style thing from the previous Aoi event and the current Juri event or is there strategy to this?

>>534937023
the urge to paint my toenails
>>534937143
is this your fantasy? it's for sure is yours

I like Miyu because of her body

>>534937137
My beloved

https://x.com/Neshaa_3450/status/1954917510702334398

Mystery solved, Thunder Emperor brosters...

>>534937137
wtf how she do that

>>534937198
which color would you paint them?

>>534937143
I like Miyu cause she's cute.

>>534937143
I don't like that kind of stuff

>>534937198
This is mine

>>534935882
>1.6m a day - borrow tax vs 1.6m straight.
hmmm, I wonder which one I'll choose.

>>534937143
>Miyu is the only student you can emotionally manipulate and groom into being your obedient toy
And cafe 2 is better than cafe 1

Miyu is for cherishing

Pocket hina

>>534937179
>We're doing the zoomers first encounter with battleships skit again
This is too much acceleration, I feel like it was only last week.

>>534937467
Those are kids

>>534937291
black always, sometimes red

>>534937494
The prompt: people that annoy you

>>534937513
onahole

>>534937494
I know this one!

Your student, sensei...

>>534937568
Wait, this is battleship? How am I suposed to figure that out from this screen?

>posting shitter links
/v/ has arrived

>>534937090
Maybe you'd have reports if you didn't have to spend AP on credit commissions after wasting credits.

>>534937603
cute

>>534937660
I like how poison yuuka caught on so weirdly despite it just being a bug some guy faced while making a 3d model of her
People will enjoy the oddest things

>>534937892
Where did you get this pic of me...

sexy momoi

Anons forgot about professor Niyaniya already

>>534936897
I'm two of these already and once I can ill buy all her merchandise too. My student wife is better than your though becuase even the devs agree shes the best, it's why she has a wedding dress alt.

>>534937596
Out of 10!

I missed that Aoi battleship minigame while she conducts the prostate exam on me.

>>534937773
First time you see it I thought you gor a tutorial, but maybe I'm wrong.
Failing that - bottom left shows the items gridsize and I'm from a generation that was taught to just click around and figure shit out.

>>534935596
The sword of light is being powered by her own robotic power. You can see it in her EX skill and when she uses it in vol F. It wouldn't be as powerful if anyone else was shooting it

pat pat pat get happy get happy

>>534937874
it really is, I just have to be quick about it when I do it since I don't live alone
I usually paint it then jump right into action of taking pictures and recording tribute videos.
painted nails and penis in the same frame is a very good combo

Have you guys ever thought of getting an animal because of a certain student?
I'm thinking of getting a chinchilla because my sister has one and I like Kokona a lot.

>>534938275
Another pat is just another pat...

plap plap plap get pregnant get pregnant

Coom in Hasoom

>>534938405
american /v/ ritual shitter has woken up

Yuzu's anus...

This drill is hard as fuck what the fuck

>>534937705
W-what about them

>>534938405
Are you going to post your cumshots again, you fucking loser

>>534938591
I did that

>>534938092
She hasn't even interacted with me yet!

>>534938330
>tribute videos
you wouldn't mind sharing a few of these would you?

>>>/v/717864364
who is the left student?

>>534938330
>Kokona
She's a chinese tapir....

>>534938471
>american
I posted it 5 hours ago >>534918016
>>534938603
I never did that.

>>534938761
Ignore him

>>534935929
>Hina
>stamina
Hina goes down and stays down rather easy compared to Hoshino or Mika.

>>534938693
Your wappiest?

>>534938673
I'm too shy to share them to someone who is not a white femboy like me or my friends. Maybe one day I will get horny or perverted enough to share them with random 40 year old balding /bag/ ojii-san but not now.

>>534938523
My precious student's anuses....
https://files.catbox.moe/s14kqu.jpg

>>534938693
Sakurako

>>534938880
Your volume 3? Your volume 1?

>>534937198
mika is our tranny icon

>>534938761
you mean 10h ago?
>>534938809
/bag/ secretly loves ritual posters?!?!

Break the egg

>>534933873
I like microskirts and shorts that allow you to see stuff