Thread 534947540

Best girl edition

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>Official Wiki, Patch Notes and PBE
https://wiki.leagueoflegends.com/en-us/

>Builds/Account Stats
https://u.gg/
https://www.op.gg/
https://lolalytics.com/

>Model Viewer
https://www.modelviewer.lol

/lolg/ OP pastebin
https://pastebin.com/8xZvBfnZ

Briar won

main respect tier list (all one tricks move down two tiers)

S
>bot and supp
You put up with another person in your lane. A lane of team play and honor with skillful 2v2 interaction, league of legends at it's best.
Bot players who are too dumb to be able to play mages drop a tier, support players who can only play engage tanks drop 2 tiers.

A
>Mid
Honorable fight between skilled players on a massive variety of champions, lose slight points for how many lanes are afk mages shoving waves at each other with brain off.


B

C
>top
unga bunga brusier retarded cage match, you don't deserve to win the entire game just because you won the 1v1 and 4 other people lost so stfu.
Warwick mains go to F instantly.

D

E
>spectator
the hidden 6th role.

F
>jungloids
inflated retards abusing a broken role, riot throws them tons of free gold and xp and infinite sustain because they are too fucking stupid to play the game properly. Your team is basically always right when they flame you.

>>534945398
well you see its much more relaxing playing things i'm not as good at in lower ranks to practice them while my brain is tired from work

playing at higher ranks is mentally exhausting in a different way and requires way more concentration

>Trynda breaks Ashe's bow in the recall animation of his new skin
I don't care if it's an “evil Trynda from another universe,” I don't like it.

>Gwen,Anon and the kids eating breakfast together
>Anon: "Are you excited for the big game kids?"
>Kids "YEAH!"
>Gwen: "Huh? What game"
>Anon: "Their oil wrestling competition. Did you forget?"
>Gwen: "Oh i just remembered!"
>Anon: "You seem absent minded lately. Is something on your mind?"
>Gwen: "Oh its nothing just thinking about... work"
>Anon: "I anything is bothering you then you can tell me"
>Gwen: "Nothing is bothering me its fine"
>Anon: "Okay..."
>Gwen: "Look at the time. Its 7 already! I have to hurry to work!"
>Anon gives Gwen a kiss on the cheek
>Anon: "Good luck at work, honey."
>Gwen leaves
>Anon: "Well kids its about time for us to leave too"
>Anon and the kids finish getting ready and head out

>Anon and the kids drive the competition
>They switch to their oil wrestling costumes and get oiled up
>Announcer: "FIRST ROUND! VIEGO VS TIMOTHY(Also knows as Teemo to his friends)!"
>Announcer: "3! 2! 1!"
>Announcer: "GO!"
>Timothy stands there in front of Viego despite the little boy being half Viego's height he isnt afraid he is determined to win!
>Timothy starts out strong evading all of Viego's attacks and even landing some on him
>It almost looks like Viego is going to lose
>But at the last momentright before hes about to knock Viego out of the arena Timothy lets his guard down and Viego lands a hit knocking Timothy out of the arena instantly in 1 hit
>Announer: "WINNER OF ROUND 1 IS VIEGO!"
>Anon: "Good job, son!"
>Anon pats Viego on the head
>Viego sits down next to his dad
Part 1/3

To dare to be boring, uninteresting, unlikeable, and repetitive in the age of narcissism... that's novel.... that's revolutionary... that's where few dare to tred...

>Announcer: "ROUND 2! GRAGAS VS KATARINA!"
>Announcer: "3! 2! 1!"
>Announcer: "GO!"
>The red haired girl jumps behind the fat boy called Gragas in the blink of an eye almost like as if she teleported!
>She tries to suplex him but she cant pick him up!
>The fat boy farts sending her flying outside the Arena with his powerful gas attack
>Announer: "WINNER OF ROUND 2 IS GRAGAS!"
>Announcer: "ROUND 3! ISOLDE VS SION!"
>Announcer: "3! 2! 1!"
>Announcer: "GO!"
>The tall boy tries charging at Isolde but she steps to the side and before he notices it he runs outside of the arena
>Announer: "WINNER OF ROUND 3 IS ISOLDE!"
>The tall boy doesnt notice he already left the arena and keeps charging until he hits his head on a wall knocking himself out
>A ambulance arrives and takes him away
>Announcer: "Round 4! Zed vs Shen!"
>Announcer: "3! 2!-"
>*gunshots*
>The crowd screams
>Kayn and Jhin appear with guns drawn and shoot up the school where the tournament is taking place
>They start shooting at people
>Everybody tries running out of the building people pushing one another out of the way trying to escape the bullets flying everywhere
>A child falls down and instead of being helped back up shes tramped to death by all the people running over her trying to escape the shooters
>But Anon,Isolde and Viego escape unharmed

>Anon and the kids come back home
>Anon: "Kids time for a bath! We need to wash all that sweat,oil and dirt from playing off you!"
>Kids: "Okay."
>Anon and the kids go to the bathroom and Anon helps them take a bath
>*sound of the lock on the door unlocking*
>Anon thinks it might be robbers and hides with the kids
>Gwen walks in with her boyfriend
>Gwens BF: "How long do we have?"
>Gwen: "Plenty of time. My husband is out until 5pm taking my kids to some stupid sports competition or something."
>They rip their clothes off each other violently
>She rips his shirt open and his shirts buttons are sent flying everywhere
>He bites her panties off of her
Part 2/3

White man has been here

>She sucks on his dick gently to get it hard and then turns araund
>He responds by shoving his dick in her ass as hard as he can
>He pounds it so hard she shits herself but he doesnt stop he just uses the shit as lube and keeps going
>Every thrust harder than the last
>He hits her ass with his dick as hard as he can while holding on onto her twin tails so he can use them to pull her back in
>Her futa cock spraying semen everywhere with each thrust
>Isolde: "What is mommy and that man doing? it looks fun we should go join her"
>Anon: "No thats adult stuff you can't-"
>Isolde and Viego run out of the room still naked because they didnt have time to dress after the bath while Anon stays in it
>Gwen looks conflicted but ultimately cant stop now that shes already this horny so she just goes along
>Its a orgasm battle royale
>Bodily fluids are flying everywhere
>Who will run out of ammo first?
>Gwen looks at a half open door where the kids came from and notices Anon staring through the creak
>She gives him a mocking smile while her BF and Viego are double penetrating her ass and Isolde sucks her cock cum dripping down her daughters chin
>Anon steps away from the door and hides
>He sits with his ear next to the wall listening in on his wife,his wifes boyfriend and children having the time of their life
>He gets hard and starts tugging on his dick silently masturbating to the sounds coming from the orgy
>After everything is done and the boyfriend leaves Anon just goes to the kitches to make dinner and tries to pretend nothing happened
>Later that day Gwen tries to have sex with Anon but he cant get it up
>Gwen opens up her laptop and starts playing porn
>As soon as Anon sees 2 other people having sex without him he gets hard instantly
>Gwen gives him that mocking smug smile again
>In exchange for putting on a chastity cage Gwen offers to let him watch while she has sex
>He relucatantly agrees,puts on the chastity cage and gives Gwen the key
Part 3/3

>>534948015
>>534948225
>>534948445
Yep I'm thinking lolg is saved.

>>534948015
>>534948225
>>534948445
8/10 story

nothing? better than the filterable ritual posts i guess :) we did it we saved the general!

>failed to kill my opponent twice as kat
it's over im noob

reminder that Nami is warm

new batch of skins for the same champions who already have more than 10 skins
weee I'm so happy

He's right. Hardnerf hyperscalers, force them to play to win from early game instead of being allowed to bunker down and wait.

>>534948034
thank god you're going to be barren

>>534948015
>>534948225
>>534948445
I love you Gwenposter, I love you, I love you, I love you!!!

I think my gf is pregnant guys...

>>534950205
I am sorry, it was me...

>>534950205
Congratulations

>>534949446
That new Lulu skin is very sexy but it wouldve been ultra SEXO on Vex.
Jester Vex... Holy sex...

>Most of this general is confirmed 25+
Stop talking about volibear reworks and start thinking about which poster you're going to settle down with

>>534950415
>start thinking about which poster you're going to settle down with

I will make the Gwenposter my wife

>>534950415
all the posters i liked either disappeared or ignored me

>>534950415
>lolg marriage arc
a-anon we're not even done with the duoq arc yet!!

>>534948015
>>534948225
>>534948445
Gwenposters once again carrying /lolg/ on their backs.

>>534950569
But lolg told me there was never any good poster here

>>534950415
post more Zyra x Ez

>>534950415
All of the women I've met recently from /lolg/ were very sweet and nice. I am looking forward to getting to know each other. A little nervous about gaining someones ire here though.

>>534950790
What is it about Gwen that births top tier posters?

>>534950415
don't like anyone here, the type of person id be down for wouldn't settle for me so im fine being alone i think

>>534950976
>A little nervous about gaining someones ire here though
why would that happen

Yawn....

I just woke up idk why im so eepy all of a sudden /lolg/... it must have been that boring Gwen story that did it I think....... I'm just glad I didn't waste my time desperately bumping the last thread.... what a letdown..... I don't think they even waited for it to hit 750 lol.....

>>534951089
I have a lot of things going for me, I've been really good at league in the past, and now talking to /lolg/ women other anons like sounds like a recipe for disaster.

The skin that will save /lolg/

>>534950415
How am I supposed to settle down when I can't even find a duo...

And furthermore, Yuumi should be removed from the game.

>>534951637
No one says this

Any EUW transgirl wanna play some norms?

>>534951637
never see this garbo character anymore

you guys are taking this too fast we haven't even set up the big brother mentorship program

>>534951786
only straight nonwhite males on EUW

>>534951786
Yes im from Europe west and my personality is calling people niggers
Want esext?

>>534952178
ign?

>>534951786
Play with Azuma.

>>534951474
She wouldn't wear anything like that. Cease the pornposting

>>534952713
Eww. No thanks.

>1hp survive to an r kill on an invis qiyana
cinematic

>>534949298
She looks pretty cool to me.

The new TFT set is lots of fun and it is just the first major patch, too.

Not watching euw clique drama faggots webms.

>>534948015
>>534948225
>>534948445
You promised a good story and you delivered

why is everyone saying smolder is Z tier is he really that strong compared to say jinx/zeri right now?

>>534953679
Jinx is fine as well.

>>534949571
What did anon mean by this specifically btw?
I didn't care about his rage bait at first but ngl it planted a seed of doubt and now im feeling insecure

>>534953679
Because Azzapp said so

>>534953726
get rekt

>>534953757
elite500 is spamming smolder too

>>534953856
Yeah because Azzapp told him to

Tried playing Smold a couple of times, felt like he never really scales that insanely well idk

>>534953846
Tell me
Explain exactly why you wish I was barren

>>534953036
>question mark pings to make it seem like him missing the kill was some crazy luck and not because he missed literally everything
assassinbabs are so funny

>>534954250
tbdesu I was really surprised that R didn't hit lol, would've tilted me if it happened to me. also survived at 1 hp which was really lucky for me as well!

Gwenposter is already gone... Now all that's left is the usual scum...

>>534954405
>pic
looks like Ezreal discovered crossdressing

erm where are my buffs

>534954495
>534950790
>534949921
>534948982
(You)

>>534954096
i didn't wish for shit you did it yourself

I really want to split and rage reply 50 times again but its too late in thread everyone would read it and it would look bad and im trying to be good

i wish i could improve my macro

>>534955334
Yeah I did but why did you tha k god, why do you hate me, explain

>enemy top lane accidentally flashes while trying to type
>i burn my flash to show i'm not a bitch
>he thumbs up me
>i thumbs up back
>teammates spam ping my flash
>teammates all chat to report me for trolling
>i'm now rank restricted despite going 14/5 and hard carrying that match
they have no honor

haha oh damn im playing like shit today

>>534955657
what does it matter? you're set on being boring and unlikeable
good luck with that

>>534955425
Unironically play Support or Jungle more.
A lot of games feels like I'm the only one trying to play for the Feats by constantly pinging, and showing up, or pinging towers to focus or defend, and even rotating to defend.
All you do is watch the map, and see where people are or track the enemy Jungler and Support constantly.

>>534955425
I've been challenger before. The game is an enormous clock, all ticking every second perfectly. The highest elo players know where all the gears go to make the clock tick perfectly, whereas lower elo players don't know how to turn the gears.

Once you play or watch enough high elo games you can realize the flow and magic of the game; With every second having a perfect action in every moment, if you can keep up with in your mind.

>>534956559
Because I want to know, just tell me

This isnt Dota 2 bro you dont get rank restricted just because you got reported a lot without any reason.
Show us those chatlogs you got rank restricted for instead of making up some nonsense.

what is going on in this thread

Is Gwen jungle still strong?

>>534957789
yeah if you play in diamond+

>>534957789
no

>>534957898
What happens if you play lower?

>>534957980
you lose

>it's the 'whole enemy team drafts like they forgot nasus exists and I can finally bring him out again" episode
welcome back king
I missed you
https://files.catbox.moe/tsm232.jpg

>>534957980
elo deflator, if you play normals whatever, have fun

Gwen story so ass it reminded me why I haven't bothered reading any smut in a decade...

>>534957789
Don't let other people define your League o Legends experience anon; Gwungle has a higher win rate than Top.
If you find her fun, play her that way.
https://www.onetricks.gg/champions/ranking/Gwen

>>534956559
You're getting a reply every half-hour until you answer me btw

>Don't let other people define your League o Legends experience anon; Believe me, you can trust that this champ with a 1% pick rate isn't bad for you.
I thought they taught you in school that when the sample size is TOO small the statistics are almost irrelevant.

Press F to pay respects

anyone wants to play

>>534958767
>litlet

>>534954059
He doesn't exactly "scale" since that implies gradual increase in strength. He's just dogshit until he hits 225 stacks and then he wins the game by himself.

>>534947992
Its not Tryndramere. Darkin take over the body of the person and basically overwrite them.

>>534959361
There's nine (9) patches for you to go through to come to the conclusion that: Gwen Jungle is viable.
I also linked one tricks, where the first three (3) highest Gwen players are playing in the Jungle. Gwen has always been a niche but viable pick in the Jungle regardless.
Top Gwen is barely hovering at 4%, where Jungle Gwen normally hovers at 2%.

>>534959440
What a downgrade.

>>534959440
should've added the heart symbol on the helmet like the polish winged hussar, the chest plate also makes him look like he has a breasts. Overall yeah it's a downgrade.

i know im only an emerald shitter but man ignite riven feels so unfair in lane if the guy is remotely good on the champ at all. it feels like he gets to just run around mashing buttons until he wins and he's near impossible to hit with my moves.

>>534959287
hate you because gods number 1 problem is bordem and you want everyone to be boring
get your shit together

how come they get malphite but im stuck on chicken

>>534959440
yeah i think this is a clear cut difference between an artist who went through art school and a self taught artist

>>534960115
certain things should remain untouched. Trynda is the kind of character who is mentally strong. He literally refuses to die, even when controlled. A small spark of lucidity would remain that would fight against something like that.

change it, I don't care.

>>534961084
honestly not sure which you mean.

>>534961548
weak bait

>>534962039
Its more that I can't tell if you think art school is good or makes you shit out formulaic garbage.

Metamorphosis of a Sona main.

>>534962510
i jerk off, scroll the internet and sometimes play league and diablo 2(og version)

>>534962510
I'm a gangstalker honey! I torture Americans electronically in hopes they'll commit suicide!

>>534962787
honestly really sad if those are transplants. girls self-image problems are worse than people think

why do i not have the ability to unilaterally ff the game if everyone else is griefing and im solo carrying the game
(i won btw but i didnt want to)

>>534959440
The new one is better though?
Wym F to pay respects?

>>534963108
post your pink on the inside brown on the outside pussy with timestamp

patch notes dropped
https://www.leagueoflegends.com/en-us/news/game-updates/patch-25-16-notes/

>>534962913
Women can take HRT to increase the size of their tits naturally.

>>534962913
?? She obviously just got fatter.

i will miss this little nigga...
they turned him into another asian twink i just can't take it... im glad i stopped playing this shit game 5 years ago

>>534963030
democracy

>>534963692
>im glad i stopped playing this shit game 5 years ago
Sure you did, that's why you still post here and follow patches and VGUs

>>534963704
feeders are not people and so they cant have rights

>>534963692
hes not even gone yet, were really speed running this aren't we

>>534963030
You can.
Its called afking.
Stop grouping with your team or split pushing and just sit still a bush occassionally doing a jungle camp to reset leaverbuster timer.
Your 4 feeding teammates wont be able to do anything on their own and the game will be lost quickly.

>>534962729
>left is formulaic garbage compared to the right
can i see your art

>>534964025
no the other way around stupid

>>534960753
If God's greatest problem was boredom he probably shouldn't have made everything cyclical

EUWest anons.... are we playing arams/normals or nah?

In case you missed it:

>"Tank" keystones (green)
Grasp combined with Fleet Footwork: also gain movement speed from proc'ing on champions, can heal and gain movement speed on minions too, but is much weaker.
Aftershock
Hourai Elixir: gain health regen and slow resist. At low health, gain a burst of health regen and slow immunity for a few seconds

>"Fighter" keystones (yellow)
PTA combined with First Strike: After 3 attacks, enemy becomes vulnerable. Gain a portion of gold based on the total damage you dealt.
Lethal Tempo
Conqueror

>"Burst" keystones (red)
Electrocute: Also reveals now
Dark Harvest
HoB: grants some passive attack speed

>"Mage" keystones (purple)
Arcane Comet
Phase Rush
Soul Fire: Deal DoT damage, heal based on that damage and gain very small bonus movement speed during proc. Takedowns heal you and grant extra movement speed for a few seconds

>"Support" Keystones (blue)
Aery combined with Guardian: Passively also gain a shield, taking burst damage shields everyone around you too.
Glacial Augment
Athena's Wrath: Deal additional bonus damage. Damage heals you and your nearby allies, enemy takedowns heal your entire team.
(This is for the Lux, Brand, Zyra, Xerath supports...)

>"Specialist" Keystones (white)
Klepto with a dash of ancient coin and ornn passive: Gain very small gold from hitting enemies. Enemies periodically drop ancient coins, collect them for a bigger wad along with small health and mana restore. Can also buy items without recalling (long cooldown on this one)
Spellbook: Passively gain summoner spell cool down. Occasionally unlock Super Summoner Spells, up to 5 per game. (assuming it goes up to 40+ min)
Entropy Edge: Gain bonus AD per AP; Gain bonus AP per AD. Gain attack speed and bonus damage during champion combat.

Also, when you open the rune page, it looks like a pentagram with red (right), blue (bottom left), yellow (top), green (bottom right), purple (left) and white (center)

>>534963312
I'm abusing S*las Jungle tomorrow. Riot needs to remember why he got axed there 3 times.

>Shaco's ban rate has been creeping up, so we're going to tap him down in a few areas
how do niggas still ban this champ
i've never seen this champ carry or be useful past 15 minutes
apparently he has equal ban rate to fucking pantheon in master+

>>534964372
Best Sylas skin :?

>>534963793
>that's why you still post here and follow patches and VGUs
im just following few lol related people on twitter since the times i played the game so more or less i know about stuff but i don't follow patches and stuff, i don't even know what last few released champs were, last champ i know is smolder
and it's first time i came here in many months just to mourn death of Xin Zhao

>>534964578
Running into a Shaco box and getting stunned for 2 seconds randomly out of nowhere can be really frustrating

>>534964585
freljord is the only one good skin he has

>>534964202
>Hourai Elixir: gain health regen and slow resist. At low health, gain a burst of health regen and slow immunity for a few seconds
ok, but delete mundo from the game first.

Sylas pickers giving elo desperate as usual,...

>>534963312
>Yuumi nerfs
CURSES I have to actually play my support autofill games now

How does Tryndamere survive an Urgot ult?
Does he just crawl out of the meat grinder?

Look at this shit. XD How the fuck do they not see a problem with this? Ekko and Diana turboclearing was bad, but this is ok???
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cDu6QV6WZ54

>>534963962
quickly = enemies take their time stacking objectives for free

>>534964116
I wanna play a few arams EUW anon whats your ign

does kennen need a rework?

FUCK ranked i'm gonna do something productive instead

>>534965971
Your average player isn't clearing at 3:08

>>534966367
see you in 10 minutes back on the rift

>>534966265
no champion gets a rework based on how they perform in ARAM. That's an autistic mode for autistic players.

>>534966478
playing kennen in the rift would be harder since the map is larger, there is a reason why he's not played that often, was speaking in a general context

wtf i thought this was Karthus

>>534966265
stfu you play the mode for lobotomy patients

>wild rift has aram with arena augments
>we are stuck with shitty aurf and normal aram
what the fuck

>>534966790
irrelevant

Male champs you would call "Daddy" during sex?

>>534966796
pc league players want the old established content like doombots, new things are kinda not taken as something exciting anymore since it marks change and they dont seem to like change

Champs for this feel??

>>534967462
swain, sett, zac

>>534967603
>zac
riven get off the internet!

Finally got my 800 games account to start gaining as much LP as it loses. Took me about 100 games to fix even though its at 55% winrate overall.
Dogshit system desu.

>>534966978
yes it is you have no idea how a champion actually functions outside of your narrow one lane team fight fuckery
did you know shyvana actually has a real passive related to objectives taken? no you're too busy building her as a one shot ap nuke. fuck off

riven using mcdonalds wifi trying to make her dollar menu last as long as possible

she works there

>>534967902
i build titanic on shyvana tho

>>534966621
this is kayle final form

>>534968046
Who gets shittier pay as a wagie - Sivir or Riven?

>>534967462
Im willing for Sett but it would probaply upset him hearing that because of his daddy issues

https://op.gg/lol/summoners/euw/wdsmbt-00000
go back to your main account you dumb bitch

>>534963312
>have never seen any other lulu player absolutely dominate the lane
>being punished for lulu metapickers sitting in the back wasting E to shield the carry in the worst way possible
well that ship has sailed
>insert crownie losing his mind over lulu players abusing E
https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2534442389?t=02h43m18s
these the people I'm getting punished for? for why?

>>534968389
sivir probably gets tons in tips, ribbon gets 10 cents above min wage

>>534963312
>Last patch’s Illaoi changes landed weaker than we intended
fuck you

>>534968552
riot is saying 'fuck you' to your face, big l. what are you gonna do about it?

>>534968389
riven. sivir is a tomb raider I think. but really its probably fiora because military pay is shit

>>534968552
big L bros are we back?

>>534967462
Rakan

>>534968460
>silver
>silver
>silver
>silver
do women really

>>534968552
gonna cry and piss yourself?

why are women so catty

>>534967739
no..
>>534968731
rakan looks like a smug fuckboy with a stupid neckbeard

>>534966457
nuh uh im EXPANDING MY KNOWLEDGE

>>534968930
>women

>>534968763
wait until you hear swainfag's shit takes on the game lol. never take her advice

>>534969309
what is their take on the game

Darkin Lulu is CUTE! CUTE!

>Keep getting champ shards off the chests
It's OVER

>>534969562
This is Arcana not Darkin

>>534969624
i get trashy icons. did they remove skins shards from free boxes?

>>534968661
Mfer Fiora is literally head of one of the most powerful noble families in Demacia, she comes from old money.

>>534969728
Nah they didn't but they messed up the ratios so the chests are a bit scummy, it's why they got stuff like orbs and whatever which are supposed to have better chances on actual drops

>>534969661
But she has the same eyepatch as Kayn

wtf is sivir

Need... ADC... Duo...

>>534967462
Rengar, Warwick, Nasus, Rebnekton, Darius, Swain, Draven, Talon, Aaatrox, Pantheon, Kayn, Rhaast, Varus, Thresh, Lucian, Ornn, Braum, Jax, Trundle, Tryn, Twitch, K'sante, Volibear, Mordekaiser, GRAVES, Vlad, Garen, Shaco, Pyke, Jayce, Yasuo, Yone, Jhin, Hwei, Shen, Zed, Mundo, Udyr, Hecarim, Galio, Urgot if he showers

Some of you mfs never left the middle school gossip phase and it shows.

>>534970202
Saw so many names I started reading them to see if you listed even Ezreal.

>>534948015
>>534948225
>>534948445
Based Marquis de Sade enjoyer. Why are Gwenposters always kino?

>>534967462
aatrox, alistar, aurelion, darius, dr mundo, graves, kassadin, morde, nasus, ornn, renekton, rengar, sett, shen, trundle, volibear, warwick, zac

>>534970171
adorable despite seeming a little desaturated
now to make more emotes for the even less popular champs

>>534971837
viego will get his exalted content soon you worry about that instead

Can we find teammates here?

Why exactly does international Valentine's Day (Feb 14th) get NOTHING but CHINESE VALENTINE'S DAY (DIDN'T EVEN KNOW THIS EXISTED) GETS A FUCKING EMOTE AND EVENT IN THE CHINESE CLIENT?
WHAT THE FUCK

I love Lissandra!

>>534972061
I MIGHT have an escape plan should the gods look fondly upon me

>>534972067
Yes but just keep your personal stuff to yourself

>>534972154
League is a chinese game

>>534972154
the asian servers have been getting more content, not sure why you gotta be surprised now

>>534972154
I want to buy the heartseeker orianna skin but I have to wait half a year...

>>534972435
I mean it's bad enough that we get literally nothing for New Years' or Christmas whilst China gets Chinese New Years for some fucking reason because CHINESE NEW YEARS IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN INTERNATIONAL NEW YEARS AND INTERNATIONAL CHRISTMAS but specifically doing nothing for Valentine's which is something they have done a skin or two (Sweetheart skins) and then doing something for CHINESE. VALENTINE'S. DAY. I can't stress enough how I HAVE NEVER HEARD OF THIS SHIT BEFORE IN MY FUCKING LIFE. I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW THEY HAD A DIFFERENT DAY FOR VALENTINE'S DAY - is the biggest slap in the fucking face! It's ridiculous!

>>534972154
China makes more money = they have more employees = they have more content
whats so hard about this to understand

>>534972154
wait we're getting an event too?

>>534972587
Why are you complaining here and not on Reddit?

>>534972587
yes, they give a shit more about the chinese consumers than the western ones, i don't really care honestly, this games botched enough as it is

>>534972067
of course

>>534972271
what did he mean by this

>next pass has banner
>comes with looloo skin
>j4 prestige is sick

holy fuck this is the first pass that is worth buying

>>534972587
>westernoids meltying when they nickel and dime riot and dont get free pandering
sad!

>>534973128
more red banners, incredible

>>534973128
fuck off riot shill im not buying the fucking pass

>>534970171
windupsissy so desperate lol

>win game
>be 16/2
>still salty and typed in chat
is it time for a break...

i love it when i'm playing like god faker meth demon on support giving my adc ten trillion kills yet they still somehow manage to donate a small loan of million gold to the enemy team by overextending like a pig 24/7

https://youtu.be/AdyCuzpeY-Y?t=284
https://youtu.be/5kTmazK0UHQ?t=49

>>534973452
Not desperate, I just think it would be more F U N, and quite different than how these random ADCs force me to play

>good design
>fun gameplay
>has good winrate since frist day she was released
>no one play her and they ignore her existence
I hope all popular champs are visually reworked into the same kpop member le same face. I hope they remove everything that makes them unique and fun and turn them into the same asian slop genshin style, and that this game never gets anything good and unique again

put the wasd asap and more mechanics to make we wild rift like, make more arcane woke/faggot seasons and destroy the lore, kill this game.

>>534974083
>good design
debatable
>fun gameplay
lolnolmao
>has good winrate since first day she was released
false
>no one plays her and ignore her existence
yes because she's boring and if you want a global just pick fucking galio or tf

>>good design
>>fun gameplay

>>534973834
The voice actor did an amazing job.
People were doomposting about how the voice is going to be worse but the va did amazing its not just not worse but actually wayyy better than the old one.

>>534972723
why should they go there instead

>>>>>>>TRVTH NVCLEAR LAUNCH DETECTED<<<<<<
>>>>>>>TRVTH NVCLEAR LAUNCH DETECTED<<<<<<
>>>>>>>TRVTH NVCLEAR LAUNCH DETECTED<<<<<<

>>534974083
Short stacks are reddit
Goth mommies are reddit
Pubes are reddit

>>>>>>>TRVTH NVCLEAR LAUNCH DETECTED<<<<<<
>>>>>>>TRVTH NVCLEAR LAUNCH DETECTED<<<<<<
>>>>>>>TRVTH NVCLEAR LAUNCH DETECTED<<<<<<

>>534973834
i'd give it a 4/10
he sounds way too young, xin is supposed to be in his 60s

>Good design
Yeah the design is so good that every fanart is completely offmodel shit that looks nothing like the champ.

>>534973923
thats what you get for being a support slut. you kneel to adc chads. know your place. funny how know one here wants you as a duo despite your constant posting

yordles should be retconned to look like their fan art

>>534974083
>pic
WHERE.
ARE.
THE.
PUBES?????????

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2QZVHMbPNc

he is so thin now...

>>534974762
i ate them all

Post summer art of champs!
pic sauce: /trash/ - /lolg/ thread

>>534973834
gotta be honest i never played him or heard his voicelines and i play this game with voices on mute so this doesn't affect me.

>>534974786
>i may be outnumbered, but not even the odds could stand against me
Oh, no... he butchers it now...

>>534974563
yordlefags will tell you how hot or whatever yordles are while posting the most off model sexualized fanart
no lulu and poppy don't have dumptruck asses with g cup breasts

>>534974513
>tehee, if I call something reddit, that makes it automatically bad! I'm so smort lul

>>534974786
another man turned into a twink. rip

>after reaching my rank goal, what awaits me is more stress.
where is the reward for having pursued this for so long? plat IV now btw.

>>534975178
gz on plat 4!

when will riot release an androgynous champ that appeals to both genders

>>534975178
theres no reward
i just got d4 not long ago only to get flamed/griefed in casual game modes if i ever misplayed
literally every game people are telling me that i bought my acc and i get targeted if i ever put my fucking diamond banner up
after i removed my banner the games were so much more bearable but when it's up i get fanboy'd 24/7

vex literally killed billions in the lore btw

Wow look at her massive tits and juicy ass.
She shortSTACKED fr fr.

>>534975178
if you don't want to climb more or find it not worth the stress then don't bother
i literally reached my rank goal in like less than 50 games and dropped playing ranked
there is no point playing ranked more than 15 wins now objectively unless you care for bragging rights (people will still call you shit)

big L be like
>NOOOOO MY XIN ZHAO IS GOING TO BE SOVLLESS NOW WHAT HAVE THEY DOOOOOOONE

did they change xin zhaos actual kit at all?
i play with the game muted so i dont give a shit about voicelines

>>534975697
No its just a visual and voice update.

>>534974928
Take the iodine you'll be fine

>>534975354
>image
HOLY FUCK

>>534975778
cool, nice to see theyre still wasting dev time

>>534975552
big l is a clout chaser

>>534975386
I think it only reached millions, but yeah, it's so wierd to me how Riot keeps presenting her as quirky and funny in her dark gothic gimmick after she singlehandedly made the Ruination be way more dangerous than it could have been.

>>534974739
>support slut
>you kneel to adc chads
Now we both know that Supports run bot lane, so that makes them Chads.
I just haven't found my duo yet, and it takes patience !

>>534975123
Hes still a hunk dude

>>534975178
you just havent climbed high enough once you really get up there everyone sucks your dick/gock when they meet you and listens to your advice and showers you in wealth

hahha nigga imagine losing 3v5 holy shit nigger two dedicated inters and you still fucking lose wtf bro just kill yourself at this point holy shit

>>534975419
will you use the 'shortstack fags are pedos' card now or do I have to wait?

Baus says he can beat 70% of current LEC toplaners.
Is he right chat?

>>534973834
>Demacia's walls are strongest when our gates remain open?
The fuck does that mean? Open borders for Demacia?? Is he implying Demacia is full of racists??? Old Demacia unironically more progressive than Noxus when it had Chinaman, a dragon/human hybrid, a yordle and a black man, a fr*nch woman, mute Hatsune Miku, a gay-coded aspect as its representatives. Compare that to bastardized California hacks new Demacia because that piece of shit Mageseekers Sylas story forbade this region from going anywhere for over 6 years, and new fans unironically label it as the RACIST NAZI ETHNOSTATE. I genuinely hate how they raped this region.

NOOOOO MY XIN ZHAO IS GOING TO BE SOVLLESS NOW WHAT HAVE THEY DOOOOOOONE

im going titanic.... NOWWWWWWWWWWW

Zamn look at those massive yordle TITS
Lulu should be careful swinging those araund she could kill somebody with those massive UDDERS

>>534976341
>He doesn't have Boneclaw Shyvana
Cuh-ringe.

When the FUCK is the patch out

>>534976535
Tomorrow. Abuse S*las jungle.

>>534976615
I am a Malph main, Sylas is permabanned

>>534976535
how is this pic considered sfw

>>534974816
>no zyra

>>534976615
If my duo tells me he's "going to fucking kill me" is that abuse

>>534975419
never noticed she uses sandals and her toes are visible

every support girl needs an abusive adc duo

is there a champ that you apparently have absurdly good winrate on but you still don't play it for some reason
just realized i have 100% winrate on jhin over 9 games
my main champ is struggling to mantain 50% over 45 games lol

>pls don't remake my friend will back
wdyd when discord duoniggers can even stand in front on the pc and don't waste your time?

>uhh uhh you're mad about xin zhao i bet loooool
nope
im mad about nautilus
nautilus jungle DID NOT MAX E!!!!! HE MAXED W!!!!!! this is a FAKE nautilus jungle experience!!!!

I love shortstack girls like Annie.

>>534976759
for the same reason there is literal spam still up jannies don't care or post themselves

>>534977432
9 games is nothing you fucking retard, I'm tired of subhumans like you who cannot understand the basics of statistics or graphs.

>>534977681
>9 games is nothing
for your league addicted brain, how many games do you have in one season buddy

>>534976261
kek

i'll still play naut jg though

>>534977567
>spam still up
I don't even know what you're talking about. I use filters here. I don't know how people spend years of they life here seeing things they don't want to see and complaining that these things are being posted. Just learn how to filter. The Jannies don't care about this board.

not now, son. I'm crackhead building

>>534978141
I love milio gameplay, but I don't play male champs :(

>>534977886
better you ban sylas because he can melt tanks

>>534978569
s*las is such an abominable champ design and i have no idea why we're letting him jungle
the fucking singular grace this piece of shit gives you is that he's locked in lane for a little bit

>>534978412
shieeet I know that feel.I refuse to play woman champions. Never played a female in all of my years of playing, not even once. Except once in an ARAM I was Zyra recently.

48lp for winning a tft game
this game needs hatefucked

>>534974486
Because riot games actually interacts with Reddit. Lolg is a pitless void.

>>534978717
y tho
i will play anything as long as it has aura

>>534976759
the romans made naked statues all the time and nobody threw a shitfit

i have been asking for elderwood illaoi for 8 years and they keep giving it to slop champs like wukong and alistar
come on! the tentacles could be trees! it'd be tight

Crushing hard on the gwenposter.........

>>534979295
I won't play anything but a male in MMORPG's, or video games. I refuse to play anything but a male because it makes me feel weird playing a female. I thought that was the same way for women too

>>534978683
play jg tanks in this bruiser meta is a nightmare, they build Bork or BC, and even AP assassins build Liandry if they want, like Elise or Nidalee. Trundle is op now and if you ban him poeple pick lillia

Tell me it ain't so... Are we really not about to get another Support for another Y E A R ?! It's been 50 years RIOT !!! 70 years since a new Support...

>>534975419
this but unironically

>>534979482
supports already have enough variety, unironically i want another adc to be released but something that's actually interesting to play or build

>Top and Mid are AP
>Support and Botlane hogging last picks
>Pick mage support and APC
??????????????

I wonder what sort of man-made horrors beyond our comprehension exist in the mind of people who play marksmen in the top lane

>>534978141
massive suppgap well done

>>534979917
every single time I want to play AP bot it's like the riot matchmaking can read my mind and sends me agents that fp AP in top jg and midso i just pick APC out of spite sorry my Nigga

>sees off model art
>shit in their pants
huh?

>>534979642
ADCs are repetitive since they all do the same thing. You guys got F O U R (4) ADCs when we only got T W O (2) Supports in the last 3 years
Meanwhile we could get an Enchanter that actually works well with APCs, or unironically Enchanter Senna the champion and remove that build and playstyle from her because ADC Supports are fun.
This Darkin better have a Kanye mechanic where they're a Support and can either go Tank or Enchanter or else

>>534978412
limiting your champ pool over the character's sex is such a strange concept to me, not that I'm judging. can I ask the insight behind it to understand more, by chance?
anyway, milio is super fun with a hyperaggressive team. but really, the biggest fun of enchanters is cucking the enemy and making them seethe simply by protecting your allies. like when a lillia thinks she's got a big 5-man sleep on us and I just press r kek. I will forever be mad they removed his mordekaiser interaction
if you can stomach trying him out I highly recommend it!

>>534980210
Probably one of the most definitive 0/10 matchups in the game

>Has to bring up shit into everything
What a scat fetish does to a mf

Stop thinking about rape.

>>534979939
>adcs to beat toplaners with range
>bruisers to beat midlaners with sustain
>mages to beat adcs with utility
are there any other cope picks

;)

>>534979642
>supports have too much variety already!
>give me another champ that only autoattack instead like all the other adcs
the absolute state of adcucks

If there's any compensation for the world (United States) ending, it's that League of Legends will go down with it. Thank fucking God.

>>534981138
just pick a mage bot ?

>>534975979
it is funny seeing fanart of her being friends with the other yordles even though she would legitimately be despised by everyone lmao

>>534979974
thanks, man! rest of the team was also going crazy. it was just great teamwork all around

>>534981313
ezreal is not an aa heavy champ, he's kinda like ad mage, why can't they make him something like that, jhin can also be played like an assassin, i want interesting gameplay

>>534980665
>limiting your champ pool over the character's sex is such a strange concept to me, not that I'm judging. can I ask the insight behind it to understand more, by chance?
because I'm a waifufag, I like to control and see hot/cute females and main them. There are players who like to insert themselves as the male/female champ, but that's not me.

>>534981491
ezreal is absolutely auto heavy?

>>534979232
>interacts with Reddit
you mean deleting every post?

>>534981358
Qrd?
What are you talking about

>>534981631
yes he needs to aa with his w but most of his damage comes from q

>>534981586
hmmmm...

you should be autoing a lot on ezreal, you fucking nigger
he has a massive AS steroid passive for a reason

>>534981859
he probably thinks ezreal has a weak laning phase too

>>534982080
yes ez is a weak champ

There's people itt right now who think Ezreal isn't one of the most aggressive adcs during the laning phase

if you don't build last cannon and assassins on ez you're pathetic btw

>>534982324
last canon?????

sorry i meant last whisper

>>534981586
wait but what about playing hot chicks 90% of the time and trying kits you're interested in the other 10%?

>>534982130
he's weak RIGHT NOW from a balance perspective yes
but as a champion archetype he is supposed to be very aggressive

>ppl commend me
>then they see in the next screen that i have a very humble dmg for my champ
i-i was kinda pushing guys, look at my turret damage!..

build liandrys on ez and tt me later

>>534981358
w-we're all gonna die?!

>>534981720
most of ezreals damage comes from his autos...

>>534982920
Why because he can land an aa while he e's he's a mage at heart.

>>534981720
Unless you are building AP, most of his damage comes from AA.

Innate: Ezreal generates a stack of Rising Spell Force for each enemy hit by his abilities, lasting for 6 seconds, refreshing on subsequent hits, and stacking up to 5 times.

Rising Spell Force: For each stack, Ezreal gains 10% bonus attack speed, up to a maximum of 50%.

>>534982453
>he doesn't know riot is changing the game to only give one cannon minion per team and they have to fight over who gets it

i don't speak english very well and I have to use a translator and the translator sometimes messes up some words Get over it and move on

>>534983102
he needs to land his spells to get attackspeed, spells > attackspeed

>>534983278
almost like you're supposed to... WEAVE your spells and attacks?

>>534983015
>he's a mage at heart.
He has stronger AD ratios than AP ratios. His Q has barely any AP ratio at all, so using it to poke as a "mage" feels shitty, you need the W proc to do any damage with AP ezreal.

Know how you do damage far more consistently with Ez? You build AD and auto attack, then use EWQ for kill pressure.

i ask my brother to translate things for me b4 i post, make him pick the frog pic 2...

ezreal is a mage lore-wise

>>534983340
oh now it's spells (((((((and attacks))))))) sure buddy next thing you're gonna tell me is how he's the best anti tank adc

>>534981715
>>534982779
If you're brown, you're out of town.

>>534983571
ok so tell me the purpose of his passive then if not to auto attack

>>534983430
>>534983534

https://youtu.be/dhHEcPS6tmY?t=16

>>534983534
screencapped + updooted

its actually crazy how i HAVE to play my decay game today because seraphine will be 44% winrate next patch... absolutely disgusting to see this nerf in the patchnotes without any compensation...

what the actual fuck...

>>534983534
There's a lotta good mages out there, but none of them build AD

>mages don't build ad
libtard btfo

>>534984083
I said GOOD mages

Waiting for Gwenposter's next banger patiently...

>>534983805
thats not a nerf sis thats proper balancing

>>534984236
yeah never @ me again

You fell off.

>>534984460
Isn't this because most Ezreal players nowadays are autofill players that suck shit?

>adcs autofill more than JUSNGLERS
ok bye

>>534981385
This person decided to pick Zeri instead and played without minimap I think. Never seen someone play bot with less awareness about death timers and minion waves

>it's the "my dpi feels high again" episode
>lower it
>camera management gives wrist fatigue
>increase it
>start misclicking

You might not like it but the only reason I still play this game at all in 2025 is to satiate my AGP cravings and only playing support allows me to do that... I couldn't care less about anything else in league of slop...

I dont understand what Yunara's range is, she's behind her own minion wave and I'm behind mine but evidently that's lethal range

>>534984598
autofilled junglers don't pick shyvana they pick warwick

>>534983102
jinx gets 65% on her q for just autoing and she can crit the entire time

you belong in a museum

>>534984776
desu same

>>534984924
but can she get 65% attack speed level 1?

I just ripped a silent, hot fart
This one is gonna stick on the walls for hours

>>534984776
why not play ffxvi?

>>534984776
who you talking to???

>>534984776
I also enjoy the roleplay elements of League some champs have kits that really capture their character

>>534985413
I can only think about ahri on that description, and I guess thats why I see her almost every game
this game is full of troons

>>534985301
NTA but ffxiv is too complicated with all the spell rotation shit and the grinding and all the other mmo stuff.
I just want to pick a sexy girl and press my healy button on my adc when his hp gets low.

lil bro actually called up si17's booster for some elo

KEKYPOW

>>534985556
>I can only think about ahri on that description
evelynn ezreal aatrox

>>534985556
do you think Faker has felt something like that in the past when he played Ahri?

>>534984776
you were a fun fantasy while it lasted

>violeate some guy top lane
>his score is sub 30
>check his profile to see if he is filled
>he was on his main and has 89% winrate on him
This account's MMR is so scuffed I keep fucking people in the ass and only lose if I have 2 lanes that go 0/10

>>534985717
yup
there it is
the reason why he whiteknights si17 so fucking hard

>5 minute aram queue in the middle of the day
>someone dodges last second
dead game

>>534984776
Does anyone know who the fuck this faggot is talking to?

>>534985556
Sett
Teemo
Akali
Nautilus
Draven
Katarina
Sion
Pyke
Yasuo
Zoe
Twitch

Who does support have a reputation of being a bitch role. I just like being able to dictate things in a way other than damage (veigar because i think he's epic)

>>534985717
lolol told you he was temu si17

what are we thinking chat

Azakana please report in on how hard you’re seething right now that a literal darkin skinline dropped and Yone isn’t in it. I have a feeling you’re on the verge of tears.

Yeah im not playing ranked again, siphoner of fun

>>534987614
Based other people blow ass

You fell off.

I felled offed

I fell off

forgot they're also letting viego lane again
I'm chuffed
I'm geeked
I'm dumb hype

niggas be getting boosted in the deadest game oat

I rose up

i slipped

>>534988221
>oat

i slopped

I chose to fall off, hoping you'd forget me

>>534988221
on the NA server too
and to do what?

Raping femyordles is my passion

>>534988337
idgi cuh

Gneedra, order 33, please.

What the actual fuck is this shit? This is supposed to be LeBlanc?

>>534986805
GOD this is so pathetic is he still in that discord

>>534988627
chinks were a mistake, game was only good when it was for the west

>>534988627
nigga ur spanish

>>534988221
League is one of the most mainstream multiplayer games out there, having a shiny rank on it is a neat bragging right since people recognise it and have probaply played it before. A better question would be, why buy boosts when this is obviously your main multiplayer game you play for multiple times a day? might as well improve

HHAAAGH!

>>534988220
play viego adc

wasd is going to make lane phase even more baby tier hahahahahahaha
only roleplayers still playing

>League is one of the most mainstream multiplayer games out there,
Remove all the account leveling bots and all the smurfs and the playerbase count drops to 5k

>>534988756
>shiny rank on it is a neat bragging right
this hasnt been the case since season 5. no one is impressed by anything because it has already happened somewhere in the last 10 years. if you are diamond you are hardstuck, if you are challenger you abused x. the matchmaking is blatantly rigged at best or just straight up trash doing whatever it can to scrape a game together because its so fucking dead at worst. there is 0 reason to pay money for rank right now

>>534989271
>if you are diamond you are hardstuck, if you are challenger you abused x
t.silver

I have fun playing league and I don't have agp or a high rank I just get high on swiftplay and try to fight people until we win or lose

>doomposter thinks that rigged matchmaking is real and keeping him lowelo
go figure

WASD is going to ELO infalte ADCbabs and ranged top pigs so hard

>>534989683
>I have fun playing league and I don't have agp
Dont you cry like every thread about how much you wish you were a woman

>>534989683
ZAZED
>I dont have agp
but this is a very Jinxlike mindset, are you not trying to capture her essence?

>>534989683
>don't have agp
you're the only one here

>>534988861
is such a thing within the realm of capability? well, no better time to find out I suppose
you're alright, lolg. don't queue up this week

>there are people who are playing league because they find the game fun

HAHAHA HAHAHAHA

ew

>we're literally going to spend an entire 4 months on noxus getting its ass beat by ionia
the last few times we had to sit through this shit it at least was over in a day. you're telling me i have to sit through this for 1/3 of the fucking year? lol

>>534987604
Not him but why would Yone ever be in a darkin skin line??

look at you like a sheep

>>534989739
>>534989613
i think its crazy you people just ignore like 10 years of reality and your only rebuttal is "low elo" post op.gg and lets see how far the way you retards "know" the game got you

>garen finally gets a new skin
>literally doesn't even look 1% like the character
YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY I LOVE SLOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

my favorite tatic in this game is to do nothing

>>534990543
skins lost all kinds of clarity when they dropped dog fizz.

>comms and pings always muted
>still use emotes and fistbumps
>honor lv still decays to lv 3
at least im playing better than ever

>>534990543
garen doesn't need more skins he has demacia vice

>>534990390
Why would a darkin skinline exist in the first place?

>>534990945
you need to type nice things to get honor

>>534990817
idc about the clarity that's not fucking garen

>>534990441
baah

better you don't ban my Qiyana jg tomorrow.

>arguing with discordniggers

Lmfao are you 14

>>534991116
why the fuck is my fistbump and cute girl happy face emoji not good enough anon im playing a game not making friends

>>534990259
yeh das me

>>534991104
Because apparently next season/battle pass theme is darkins?

>more brand buffs for no fucking reason
STOP
STOP
STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP

>>534991548
i am gonna play brand top

>>534989992
Yeah and?

>>534990003
I like jinx bewcause I relate to her but I would never ever wish to willingly be her. If I wanted to choose a league role model it would probably be lux's optimism and sociability desu

>>534990390
He probably thinks darkins = demons when they have entirely different origins and also operate differently

>>534991162
*bans her*
what now

>>534991428
Pretty sure he just thinks darkin are cool. Which, they are.

shaco's onahole be looking cute

>>534992007
Yone has nothing to do with darkins tho

>>534991719
>>534991964
does he draw porn yet

>>534991162
ok boosted fag

This general actively worsens your depression, anon, because the vast majority of posters here have nefarious intentions.
They invest 100% of their free time posting online with the sole purpose of mentally hurting anonymous people, individuals they don't even know.
They get up every morning with nothing but evilness in their hearts and the day they stop vomiting their bile is the day they will die.
If anything, my experience with internet taught me that the summer ants LTG was referring to actually exist and there's millions of them.

>>534992159
Niether does garden or jarvan.

>>534991924
*lock in kayle jg and kill myself to your matchup lvl1*

>>534992007
maybe if you're a teenager

>This general actively worsens your depression, anon, because the vast majority of posters here have nefarious intentions.
>They invest 100% of their free time posting online with the sole purpose of mentally hurting anonymous people, individuals they don't even know.
>They get up every morning with nothing but evilness in their hearts and the day they stop vomiting their bile is the day they will die.
>If anything, my experience with internet taught me that the summer ants LTG was referring to actually exist and there's millions of them.

what did I ever do for you to hate me so much?

>>534992357
A*akana is mentally a teenager so that checks out

>>534992172
he never stopped
https://www.pixiv.net/en/users/3392354

Those moments when you're playing support and caught between your fed marksmen not listening to the correct call and instead staying in mid lane no man's land. Shit sucks, you see 2-3 champions all doing different things after a successful pick and you just know the AD is going to get gangbanged if they go mid to hit the minions but your jungler and top is right for going into the jungle

>>534984405
seraphine is one of the worst champions in the game and this bug "fix" is an objective 3% nerf...

>>534985717
>>534985987
you can't duo with emerald 2 if you're diamond 3 literally just proves how low elo you two are LOL...

>>534989950
i can't wait for wasd... i play a lot of wow so this will help a lot... as an immobile mage you don't have dashes so this will make landing skillshots... especially when escaping that much easier..

>>534992212
I queue a game of league of legends with the anticipation that I will be used as someone elses vent scapegoat. Im already immune to people being spiteful and instead choose to see them for who they are

why is Ahri so overused? she's not even that good compared to other mid options, I find her kinda meh actually and most people suck with her either way

>>534992961
she is hot and one of the main mascots of the game

>>534992961
fox pussy hits different

>>534992351
>implying I'm on your team

>>534992961
>she's not even that good compared to other mid options

Lol

tried fingering my ass again and i came after a minute
disappointed.....

I gotted poopies on my fingers and under my nail

!!!

>Zed support
>Yasuo support
>Yone Support
>Neeko with Guardian
>Tryndamere
>Bard
>Sion
>Thresh that hides behind me
>Pyke that does the "miss hook stand there and die" combo level 1
>Elise
>Zyra thats afk just long enough to make me get zoned from the wave but not long enough to remake
vs
>Normal Nami player
>Normal Nami player #2
>Lux player playing with two hands

So far adc has been nearly 80% out of my control.
Why do people actually play this role

Not interested unless it's Gwenposter.

what do these masteries say about this person

>>534992212
Could just be one guy desu

>>534993337
>janna lulu
cute girl
>leblanc
TRANS

>>534992873
Class and race??
I'm guessing BE priest...

>>534992961
Very safe, easy to play, and has guaranteed value no matter what from charm

>>534993153
This doesn't happen

>>534993340
Could just be one guy saying every thread that it could just be one guy. For some reason these people, or this person, firmly believes in his weird theory.

>>534992969
chatgpt-5 generate me a picture of a champ from each of these roles in the associated outfit

>Viego is so powerful that he made Riot stop making Exalted skins for a year.
or the Morg Exalted didn't sell a lot.

>>534993337
I hate this new way of counting mastery. I don't know if a Janna/Lulu player has fingers to play LB

>>534993337
likes bullying people with mobile champions but didnt find his hands so he ended up with that selection

>>534993592
>and has guaranteed value no matter what from charm
unless you miss the charm which is very easy to do

>>534993306
I should not that ONE of those matches the enemy had a troll support, the thresh one. Otherwise they were all normal.

>>534993337
Sassy gay man, will carry you

>>534993592
>This doesn't happen
maybe not to you

>>534993720
it legitimately takes more skill to play Lulu than Leblanc.

i want brand to be buffed so that one homo posts more

I miss the old /lolg/

>>534993754
lol
just lol

>>534994216
How old are we talking about

>>534993153
how

I know most of you don't care but they made TFT so ass I can't even pay attention to a full game anymore

>>534994216
I kinda miss when more oc was made, especially over AI sloppa but I appreciate /lolg/ despite its flaws

>>534991282
sorry not enough I need at least 2 seconds of spamming dance with me before minions spawn
dance, jungie, dance!

more negative press for Riot
quick, release a 500 bucks lux skin

>>534993337
we're judging lolg masteries now.

>>534994814
I assumed they did this all the time anyway

>>534994452
i stopped jerking off some time last year and now i can cum from p much anything
in game

>>534993283
What is she posting?

next pass

>>534995057
just like your mother when in bed

>>534995136
kai'sagirlies always getting cute emotes...

I don't browse here too often, but what is everyone's thoughts on the whole wasd thing? I'm honestly kinda worried about how it's gonna impact the game.

>>534992212
feed the positive posters and let the doomposters die out

>>534995136
this Kaisa sissy reinforcement by riot needs to stop, shes a chud waifufag champ
>>534994884
you enjoy cucking people from damaging you after invading their personal space

>>534984992
you belong in a plant

>>534995136
>Xayah/Rakan emotes
NTRfags losing (as always)

>>534995376
I can already see my egotistical 0/4 midlaner having the top right icons

>>534992873
her shield accidentally making her entire team invincible is game breaking that was never her intended kit

>>534995146
whar

>>534995057
hot

>>534993691
qrd?

webms that make you want to swallow a load

hmmmm..

>>534995136
>golden kennen
is he in zhonyas or something

”I may be outnumbered” taunt in the rework sounds too smug. I don’t like this voice.

>>534985717
actually it was jinx who carried that game tbqh
and the enemy naafiri was 100% wintrading if anything she was just not playing

>>534995136
You DO have a xayah adc wife that you can emote like this with, right lolg?

>>534996195
big L hungry

>>534995305
why worry? at best case botlane has less of an excuse to go 0/15 since orb walking is easier and at worst case everyone shits the bed the first few weeks trying it out which is hilarious to watch

>>534995136
All trash count me out

>>534992523
yeah but he has a gf and you don't

S17 treating me like shit and then pretending they don't hate me when I call them out on it instance #361

>>534996761
I literally look like this irl

>>534996761
I'd rather have no GF than a jewish one

>>534996969
Lies

Imma be real guys I don't even know how we won this it was such a mess

>>534996624
You have two sides, high apm Vayne/Ezreal playstyle where you maximize his passive or a max range spacing skillshot playstyle Ezreal/Caitlyn

>>534995884
thank you
im not going back

>>534996761
She's a jew, anon. She looks like a rat.

>>534995376
Absolute SEXO Lulu icon
Need shortstack jester Lulu sex yesterday

>>534996761
Stfu gospel, no one is jealous of your ugly subhuman gf.

Id much rather have a jewish gf in my disgusting incel life than keep being alone
League of legends buff ahri she fucking sucks

>>534997094
>9/21
gj carrying those retards, why dont you stream more if you play so much

. . .

im playing jhin and doing basically fucking nothing and winning every game
i guess W is that OP

i just saw superman with my fren and now im gonna play league of legends with him how was ur day /lolg/ :)

>>534997651
I'm literally dying from the heat

>>534997651
I worked for 10 hours, went to the gym, contemplated suicide as per usual and now i'm in bed physically exhausted

Thoughts on this player?

>>534997834
if its a girl id be lesbian for her

>>534994581
the drawpile?

>>534997550
>be miserable talking about going next irl all the time from working 2 jobs
>2 jobs to buy a bracelet
>probably gonna leave him for HE HIMSELF says the relationship is rocky
>down how ever much money was spent
Damn, i'm so jealous. At least I stay banning Alistar so I don't think about going next.

>>534996356
golden shower

>>534997834
laner abuser

>>534997834
started out as a gross windshitter but was saved by Hwei wisdom , promising

>>534997834
You look like a disciple of Aza. Just pick up kayn.

>>534997572
>gj carrying
haha thanks. cho was the real backbone of it all
>why dont you stream more if you play so much
I want to start again, I'm still in the middle of my second riot ticket about the disconnects. last few days there's been no dc's which is a relief, but I don't wanna count my chickens before they hatch, ya know? however I'm not sure how much time should pass before I declare myself green to stream again desu

>>534998064
I personally wouldn't drop over $3k on someone I don't live with unless they're like my parents

>>534996016
https://youtu.be/uo_lXcsdMKE?si=6sdp4SqaV332emM5&t=126

>>534998234
She lives with him, mooch probably. But idc, stop talking about this irrelevant shit. They just buffed Brand and we're not talking about it for some reason???

Well vee gee? Why should you be ALLOWED to be mean to me on the internet? Riot should mandate happiness by ToS.

>>534998346
A nice and balanced top 3 since they're all jungler and have similar playstyles.
You enjoy suprise rape in a very primal way.

>>534993691
I really fucking hope it's Morg not selling well.

>>534998632
wtf? i definitely wouldn't move in with someone that quick either

>>534998731
Forgot image

>>534998863
it's probably because reddit called them out for making low quality exalted skins.

>>534999003
go back windupfag

whats this
gm challenges? thats insane

>>534999058
That would also be...acceptable. They ARE pretty crap, outside of Morde- who got pushed back due to backlash. And even then, Morde should've been an Ultimate, just like the rest of them.

>>534997914
lol

At the end of the day you're still spending money on pixels

>>534998863
Hot pic...

>>534998723
you WILL be there for teamfights
cute energetic theme going on

>>534999385
As opposed to... spending money on wood, plastic, concrete...?

Okay at least the two afk 6 minute losses I had on my loss streak have been now paid off
The clock ticks.

>>534999385
I honestly used some champion skins more than ive worn some clothing in my wardrobe and the latter was more expensive

>>534994884
We are? Okay.

>>534999385
(You). Also, yeah, no shit. That's how video games and their cosmetics work.

>>534994884
I wish I could erase my middle school past

>>534998632
No gay remarks about the brand situation? You fell off

>>534999535
Something tangible or items to sustain yourself. Don't act like a jackass.

Why does this game turn anons gay and trans

>>534999846
THE SHIT I CURRENTLY PLAY

i think it's messed up how sorakafag leaks personal info about his only friend in the thread

>>535000004
I was already gay before I started playing back in like 2014

this play made the enemy toplane go afk isnt diamond crazy

>>534998305
qrd of the vid? I hate seeing the soijaks behind the production of this game

>>534999385
whats money for if not to make you happy

What are these reddit tier champ pools? I thought you all had good taste

>>535000206
rate my champ pool
jihn / seraphine

>>535000037
supports that mained something else initially, especially something thats mechanically demanding are 10x more enjoyable to play with

>>535000079
where'd your jg booster go?

>>534993592
wait... how did you know i played a holy priest... its not blood elf though its a void elf...

>>534995850
still need compensation buffs...

>>535000289
*downvotes*

>>535000353
That guy was just a rando mid diamond smurf account
he wasnt even that good guy followed me into some mega int plays and we almost lost because of it

>>535000206
Erm...
>>534997834