ASCENDED POCHIE HYPE EDITION


troondle filth off the op!

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>>534937734

shenna won

ASCENDED POCHIE

this is the thread

>>534957869 (OP)
And this one wins

this one

This one WOIIIIII

dont be sad that its over
be happy that it never began

This is the one.

Not gonna lie after seeing the Ascension discord without slowmode and mods I now understand everything. Maybe Ross was right.

so did they ever give us the update or nah

only 12 hours until stress test date announcement :^)

POCHIE TUESDAY

POCHIE MONTH
>POCHIE MONTH
POCHIE MONTH
>POCHIE MONTH

>>534957869 (OP)
Requesting an overhead view of her looking back with her fat ass poking out

>tfw stable Pochie launch soon

Private servers are for broke pedos

IT'S BEEN 12 HOURS DUTCH WHEN'S THE NEXT UPDATE

whitemane with a dog fucking mask slop

>>534958446
i have plenty of money though

>sudden massive spike in dooming and shilling against Pochie/Ascension as we get closer to the 17th
I’m nooticing

GVRVFASHY

poch aint got no tegridy no more

Pochie stress test tomorrow!

>>534958446
I genuinely just want to play on a fresh server, leveling is not fun when the world is dead

>>534958551
You only nooticed the Ascension dooming now? ((They)) constantly post about how bad Ascension's shop is while deflecting all criticism of their equally bad one as "Convenience".

Slop poch

>>534958575
>But no one's forcing you to buy it...

And retards will defend the cash shop the moment it happens too.

>other thread is just turtle trannies spamming male preg
yeah I think I'll pass on Ambershire

>>534958498
this. lmao

Why would the ascension devs do anything to the cash shop when they can just take 40% off the top with 0 input?

ASCENDED POCHIE THURSDAY!

>>534958470
it's completely unable to comprehend the lacey mask so this will have to do

I'm playing Firestorm BoA and I'm having fun

>>534958943
Yeah sister let's just play on Ambershire instead, I've already set aside $100+ to buy all the 36 slot bags and portable town services I'll need.

>>534959061
Non p2w shops don't tend to make that much money

>>534959140
I am so sorry, anon.

>>534959061
this >>534959190
personally I'd never buy anything regardless but I see even less incentive to buy something entirely cosmetic

>>534959190
XIV's cash shop seems to make them millions.

>>534959138
BATWOMAN?!

A loss-leading strategy, also known as loss leader pricing, is a marketing technique where a product is sold at a price below its market cost or below its profit margin, aiming to attract customers to a store or website. The intention is to encourage customers to purchase other, more profitable items while they are there.

>>534959307
What for?

I’m still not playing on Ambershire.
Anyone else?

>>534957869 (OP)
imagine the potent braps this rectum produces

>>534958459
Maybe he'll drop more updates if you doxx him.

>>534959138
YOU JUST KNOW

>>534959445
Not touching trans pride truuuudle wow no matter what.

>>534959445
I was thinking of at least reserving a name but after last night I don't think I will
Pochie Ride or Die

>>534958459
It's only like 1 pm
Relax

Does the Peggle addon work with this new ascension stuff?

>>534959153
$100 isn't even enough for your main 4 bag slots, much less the bank bag slots

>turdle worker drones claim "nobody gets banned" for RMT on ASScension
>post pic related
>NPCs instantly stop replying
It's so painfully obvious lol

>>534959445
if playing troondle was ever an option this general would not exist

will this be enough to stave off the jew tactics? we can only hope.

>>534959602
who are you kidding? this general is nothing but AI trannies and tranime trannies ERPing lmao

>>534959709

They're probably gonna wipe to accomodate the new players from Ascension

4chan neets shocked to discover hosting servers for thousands of people cost money

>>534959828
2 chads fucking VVON

>>534959061
Depends how much the intended cosmetic shop makes, whatever their cut is. If its not enough fro it to be worthwhile to them, they will add more shit, guaranteed. Or they could threaten to not host them anymore, they are ascensions bitch.

>>534959709
Give them a break, they need to return to their mothership for the script update. Shit takes time.

>>534959840
No one is surprised by this, they just don't want p2w trash

>>534959828
they're probably gonna add like 5 more realms who really cares at this point

>>534959709
>server bans their own bots
lol?

>>534959840
servers are cheap as fuck

>>534959798
i watch anime and i look like the right picture

>>534959061
Cash shop being changed to p2w is just bait used by the turtle troons. If Epoch actually ends up being successful with plenty of people buying the stuff from the already made store the og devs had planned there would be no reason to ruin the mood. Also as other anons said. Epoch itself could just be a great commercial for their other projects and sites. If it ends up we have to use their site, and their launcher that's A LOT more people having eye balls on their stuff as well. But honestly anyone who says they know what they're talking about is retarded, we really just don't know how popular Epoch is really going to be or how much staying power it has. Maybe we get another crazy launch with 20k people but who knows how It's going to look in 6 months time.

CRANK IT UP DUTCH DADDY I NEED MY FIX JUST TURN EPOCHI ON I NEED TO PLAY RIGHT NOW PLEASE I CAN'T WAIT ANYMORE JUST CRANK IT AAHHAHAHAAAAAAAA

>>534960183
well, yes, we have to redownload it from the launcher anyway

Was curious how the bosses differ, watched some youtube to update this map.

Sharing in case any1 else was interested.

@grok make an AI machine that can create a wow private server

>>534959153
>I've already set aside $100+ to buy all the 36 slot bags and portable town services I'll need.
epoopers still pretending anything in the turtle shop is a big deal or p2w.

somehow, miraculously, i've been totally fine on turtle never having spent a single penny. especially funny now given how much worse the ascension shop is.

>>534960339
neat

>Epoop stillbirthed
>Salvaged as a glorified addon to Ascension to whom they now own their revenue

>>534960163

Dutch is a secret trans ally, and trans herself.

>>534960432
no... don't do that

>>534960082
The ascension team is a lot bigger, look at all the motherfuckers in their discord. They have costs to cover, they will need a certain amount of return or they push epoch to add more crap. What can they say? THey have no position of negotiation, they now rely on ascenscions servers

>>534960439
im already onboard, you dont have to keep selling it to me

Why do people even try to hijack the Epoch general? Everyone knows it's made by that one mentally ill coomer and has a Whitemane softcore porn image.

Also fuck me if Discord isn't the worst kind of cancer. Say what you want about the 2hr cooldown on the Epoch Discord, but this gif-spam general on the Ascension Discord is the worst kind of cancer, topping even the Epoch general on /vg/

>>534960275
>If Epoch actually ends up being successful with plenty of people buying the stuff from the already made store the og devs had planned there would be no reason to ruin the mood.
Yeah that's what I really mean, like why rock the boat? A (smart) for profit person knows when to just let it ride.

Sorry but I will NOT be playing on Ambershire, TurtleWoW’s fresh PVE-RP Classic+ server launching on the 17th.
I’m just not.

>>534960008

>>534959061
You have no idea of how the Warden(normal and white), Arthas hammer and the now blademaster tmog sells like martinsville hot dog at race day, mainly during sales.
Also the glaive tmogs, also bazaar points are gold sinking shit ingame to buy those outside the AH

>>534960275
nigger, you're the ones that have been complaining about turtle's shop for days. don't try to flip the script now that your server has been sold to the greediest pserv mafia collective in the space. even fucking redditors are being more realistic about what this implies than the copium huffers in this thread.

>>534960408
>Uh actually having 36 slot bags and every single town service summonable to your side anywhere in the world isn't a big deal

Ascension devs/designers are miles ahead of TurtleWoW

>>534960475
slopmane anon posted last night that he was quitting over the ascension news, so we're just regurgitating his stuff right now

>>534960432
>disable transmog
>but it doesn't disable yours for some reason
>so now you're the only coherent motherfucker in a sea of clown suits
What's the point? This is as bad as blizzard's archnophobia mode, literally trannies have nothing to do and coming up with inane shit.

>>534960713
>full p2w retail+++++
how is this ahead exactly?

>>534960648
you lost shenna

>my 3rd world private server is better than your 3rd world private server

>>534960408
>how much worse the ascension shop is
>twice as expensive, non-transferable, one-time purchase, gone with the character
Nobody is buying this narrative you brain-damaged worker drone lmao

>>534960783
>but it doesn't disable yours for some reason
If only there was a way to not transmog your own gear...I guess the science just isn't there...

Wall will be the next one to bend the knee to Ascension

Not playing on turtle. Not playing on ascension. Ascensionpoch is likely to turn shit but I guess it'll have to do

>>534960794
Their servers actually work past the login screen.

>Turdytroons found the real thread
It was comfy while it lasted I suppose.

Ambershire
Hardcore
0.5 exp rate
Yep, it's comfy time.

>>534960920
Asspoch as it shall now be known

>>534960746
I would say "oh, what a shame", but that would be lying. Still, good to see us holding up tradition. Wouldn't want anyone thinking we're actually sane around here.

>>534960163
I actually like this.

>>534959338
Their cash shop goes to the company, not directly back to the game. So their cash shop can make them a fortune, but the quality of the game won't improve.

>>534960783
trannies are the ones who stopped turtle from adding it because it ruined their black mageweave slutmogs

>>534960920
where u playin then?

Remember when troondles made their own general and it died instantly? Then they tried on on /vm/ and got told to fuck off.

>>534961153
it's not a real 0.5, it's only mob xp, not quests too like on Epoch

need a quick vibe status check on the current situation
>captcha 0SPPGY
0Silver PayPiGgy

>>534960746
Link to post or lying

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fUBs5flZsHE
kek the mpreg fighting ross clip

>>534961410
vi von

>>534961230
Nowhere, I'm just gonna spam shit in ascension discord until tthey everyone regrets everything

>>534961254
They’ve been piggybacking off of our general for weeks and had to slink back to /wpsg/ with the rest of the troonies.
Expect more meltdowns when Epoch launches on Friday and Ambershite is a ghost town.

I'm so conflicted.
I guess I will see what it looks like come launch time.
I'm feeling 60/40 don't play/play
/shrug

Ross, they are still posting pregnant men on the cord.

do I really need to download all of ascension to play on the epoch client

what's the coolest/best thing about epoch? I'm trying to shill it to a friend so I have someone to play with

>>534959840
become an hero you fucking shill. you know damn well it's not going to be just mounts and pretty dresses for your troon friends. classic servers should be open source, transparent and a community effort instead of this cannibalistic shit

>>534961689
new dungeons and revamped old dungeons
if that's not enough to interest them then they really shouldn't be playing vanilla+

>>534961689
tbc talents in vanilla

>>534960432
Is there a way to only disable all the cash shop stuff? Like only enable normal gear mog and mounts obtainable in game?

so no tent no invite?

>it's going to be p2w because... because it just IS okay?!
I think someone needs to go update their script

>>534960668
it could be 100 slot bags and i would still be hearthing to the capital for world buffs and tents while leveling more often than my 4x16 bags fill up. that's assuming i am straight mob grinding and not running in and out of quest hubs where i can vendor and mailbox. and all the popular farming instances have 10 summoned merchants at the entrance. so again, it not only doesn't affect your gameplay in any way but you can also use other people's summoned merchants, totally negating any legitimate reason to complain about not having bigger bags. and if you want to be a purist, you don't have to do any of that.

complaining about bags is literally the same vein of retardation as complaining about blizzard adding dual spec to anniversary.

>>534961689
Hosted by whites.
Tasteful Blizzlike custom content that blows any competition into the stratosphere.
TBC-era class design.
PvP realm on launch.
No P2W cash shop garbage.

The Bronzebeard starting zones are too crowded now

>>534959840
the servers arent expensive, the expensive part is paying devs

is this a woman in south america
https://www.twitch.tv/narue22/clip/RepleteDifficultMangetoutDxCat-CEcP7Cdjr69ISRNh

>>534961936
>all their servers are P2W
>why would another one be P2W too?

>>534960339
post the real map

>>534961891
thats what that does.

>>534961689
Melee classes getting buffed and casters either not getting shit (spriest and boomkin) or getting straight up nerfed (mage and lock). I'm brown btw not sure if it matters

>>534962108
They'd have no reason to inject p2w into the shop with so many people coming in and checking out the server naturally. Look up what a loss leader is, Epoch is their actual in to the classic+ community.

>>534962109
i love the X's instead of skulls, its a little bit more immersive

>>534962276
>They'd have no reason to inject p2w into the shop with so many people coming

>>534962184
But, won't that also disable normal transmog? I want to see transmog, just no shitty cash shop thing.

>>534961689
Fresh PvP
Simple as.

please, keep this general up, I can't stomach the cringe erp avatarfags from the troondle general

>>534962106
>woman

turtle lost

>>534962327
Why even reply if you have no argument? Tired of schizo doomers.

>>534962360
ask for that feature in their 'cord

>>534961689
The biggest thing for me is the day/night cycle changes, where different mobs/quests might appear during the night. Other servers have new zones/quests, but Epoch is the only one I know about doing stuff like this right now.

>>534962327
Nice cherry pick.

Can we argue about wipe again?
Surely they will start fresh now.

>>534962109
did you pull this from client files?

Which one is more fun overall in classic, shaman or paladin? Horde or alliance?

>>534962106

>>534962327
their strategy at this point is to get as many people onto the ascension launcher as possible

epoch was always going to have a store, so now when people buy currency its for ascension as a whole and it's easier to get them to spend more on their other servers if they try them out.

it's like steam but for WoW private servers

>>534962106
our gurugoddess ready unleash argentinian vril on horde niggers

Epoch has great idea guys
Ascension has trash ideas
It's happening.

>>534961689
Fishing in lava. Vanilla was perfect except it lacked fishing in lava.

>>534962449
I do not use discord. I hate that shit.

>check out the project epoch subr*ddit
>see turtle dev "bowser" defending turtle in the comments
100% this faggot is defending his shit here as well

>>534962464
I don't care, I have a 4 lvl toon

>>534962106
why are the hot trannies always south american and we get the fat blue haired retards up here

>>534962109
what's the point of the stream leading to your death?

>>534962625
yeah that dude has been shilling in the r*ddit for a while ever since the announcement

>>534962541
fc went down the shitter when they removed #mechanics
t. former data shill

>>534962690
you can tell people to jump in there to see if there's some kind of secret

>>534962625
old news mate

soooooooooo... when are epoch launching?

Did someone say Turtle WoW: Mysteries of Azeroth?

>>534962276
Even if it doesnt launch with p2w they will condition players into using Ascension's DP currency over time

>>534962860
pochie weekend

>>534962441
>no argument
more ppl playing = more money from shop
i dunno why you cant understand that

>Tauri said something
So...when is possible launch?

>Epoch content with Ascension infrastructure

We won

Kaytotes is a bitch whatever happens

>>534962826
jfc, like dev like players

>>534962106
>that ESL english and accent

>>534959798
i watch anime and i look like the left picture

>>534962950
Yeah it will get people to purchase their funny money but specifically they won't have a reason to put p2w into Epoch specifically

>>534962679
she posts here

>>534962860
August 17th

>>534963103

>>534963436
would eat her asshole out

>>534960887
kek

>>534963502
The video is funnier.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d4ZeO3-u7hc

>>534962106
Would desu
I'm gay. Btw

>>534962106
>ugly asf (even with makeup)
>speech impediment
and yet you know some latam tard is smashing it

bros.. i dont know.... how is playing on a private server for a 20 year old game supposed to help restore the third reich??

I'm telling you guys Shenna and Bowser are PISSED they are going to try and rush out dwarf shamans and undead paladins

>>534963794
we know they wont shut up in this thread

>>534963785
>he missed the memo
I'd tell you, but you know the rules Anon.

>>534962679
adversity makes them stronger

>>534963785
>drop out of society to play vidya
>option 1 is nothing ever happens and you get to neet the rest of your life
>option 2 is society collapses due to the lack of your participation in the work force and a new order rises from the ashes
it's foolproof plan really

MoP won

Sooooooo... Haven't been here for awhile, anything new happening?

>>534964424
>Pandas
Ew

not really clearing brd right now on poochie
get in anon

lets be honest here, turtle saw a substantial rise in players because epoch failed to launch
keep in mind, this is only because it failed
if it succeeds, that momentum is reversed
brand loyalist turtles view it as epoch stealing its players
but the truth is that turtle never really had that wide of an audience to begin with
epoch succeeding isnt stealing your players, its taking back what it lent you

>>534964728
t. low test swarthoid

>>534964424
how come your general is totally dead then?

playing pochie on a 4:3 crt monitor with msn messenger and teamspeak sounds playing in the background

>>534964997
turtle is 90% bots to fake a playerbase to encourage third world whales to spend money

>>534963794
ddos asspoch

I still believe in pochie tuesday

>>534965124
most are afk in capital cities or under tents

>shenna and her cattle right now

>>534962625
Link something, I want to spit in his face lmao

>>534962679
latinos dont take kindly to someone breaking gender norms, their whole language is gendered after all
if you want to troon you have to do it convincingly or you will get beat bloody in the street as soon as someone has a problem with you

>>534965040
Too busy enjoying the game, just taking a break from killing scores of bugmen and cultivating my female Shado-Pan harem to laugh at your T20 life

I went to the wrong thread
Am so ashamed, I don't deserve to fish!

>>534965314
thats horrible

Shenna and Crogge pocket most of Turtle's revenue then pretend they are paying 6 figures a month for the servers.
This is known from the leaked chat logs.

>>534965601
That sheep is massive, its probably a bull.

>>534965601
you misspelled hilarious.

any news on when we might be up?

>>534965687
Ow the edge

>>534965831
Pochie weekend

>NOO TURTLE DOESNT SH-AAACK

>>534965314
weak should fear the strong

>>534965601
if you can't even control sheep you kinda deserve it desu

>>534965684
Ram

How the fuck do you get into Reborn/bronzebeard?

BBC+ chat getting heated up

>>534966079
you dont wanna do that anyway trust me

The fuck is Walloria?
Looks like pure bullshit

>>534966046
It's an old lady, but there's a good reason pastoralists were historically patriarchal.

>>534966142
literally a virus, there is no info on it

>inb4 Dutch says epoch is too much of a clusterfuck and they have to spend a month fixing it

>pochie bought out
>turtle free agents but run and moderated by trannies
Where is a humble classic chuddie to go?

I downloaded Ascension launcher, but my log in epoch doesnt work. Does it work for anyone else?

>>534966181
that bvll smelled it's a female and decided ot take control, purely natrual

>Epoog crawling to assenssionn to fix their dogshit server
Lmfaooooo. Literally BTFO by a database. Ye who would have thought that the thing you're hosting for 200$ a month on OVH needed to be carefully optimized so it could be utilized by thousands of players. Actual monkeys. By the way PostgreSQL is the GOAT of DBMS and if you disagree then you're a BITCH ass web dev.

>>534966226
brother they're just trying to unfuck the vibe coding right now

>>534965124
>third world whales
Mexican cartel lords?

>>534966205
This would be my reaction
>>>>/gif/29284137

>>534966142
>>534966197
qrd?

>>534966226
did you use the same email for both?
its possible they havent even actually merged the database yet

>>534966205
If they can throw Epoch's TC fork out the window and just let them play with their tswow scripts it would be the perfect scenario.

>>534966385
Found this
https://www.reddit.com/r/wowservers/comments/1mogh9k/waloria_vanilla_with_focus_on_playing_together/
While looking what's reddit opinion on the whole ascension buyout

>>534966390
Only have epoch account

>>534966129
Ok anon. My trust in you has never led me wrong.

>>534965976
What was there to discuss? You either take the money or you try to appeal to a couple of redditors. Site was going to be dead in a week either way lol

>>534966441
I mean why would their core devs do anything but this lol

>>534966205
They are just going to integratae TSWow into their existing TC.

>have purged at least 6 tonsil stones by now
>there's still a yucky taste in the back of my throat
i cant believe the jews did this to me

pocknigger cope thread

>the dude who posted this in the ascension discord without getting banned
B A S E D

>Tasty BBC+

>after months of epoojeet shilling /peg/ now plays being the victim
Oh, those bwad bwad turtles! They come and bwully us TT_TT Fucking niggers lmao first came Turtle in your mouth and now Ascension is dumping xer biggest load inside your epoosissy ass lmaoo You about to become the pregman emote ahahahahah

I'm pro wipe now, my ass has been itching for days

turtle lost.

>>534966963
Okay Ivan, settle down and stop going off script.

>>534966867
because there's literally no mods

>>534966735
all you had to do was drink water and clean your mouth on a semi regular basis

I uninstalled

>>534966867
>general chat full of niggers eating prolapses
wow ascension mods are so based

>>534967238
>because there's literally no mods

>>534967238
Someone jutsbeen spamming nigger prolapses

Ascension should name their Epoch realm "Silverbeard" to troll everyone. It would be peak kino.

Turtle... lost?

I did get timed out though, 24 hrs

>>534967508
it dropped out of the race the moment they thought investing in the unreal engine was a good idea

>>534965314
DOG BROS? OUR RESPONSE?

alright guys
i turtled out
cya

Where's the update Dutch

any updates from /ourguy/ Dutch?

>>534967791
W-what?... Sorry, Im faded than a hoe since Ascenchads enslaved pochies.

>>534967978
>>534967969
probably another 5 hours when he gets back from work

>>534965314
>getting knocked out by a fucking sheep
KWABOTY

I am a woman

>>534967969
we just need more time
and money

>>534967969
>>534967978
ids been habbening to werk end pey Rajeeesh - Dutch (probably)

>>534968298
well, nobodys perfect

Bring the fucking stress test up right now!

>>534967969
DUTCHY

can we still use the epoch launcher/client?

>>534965314
wether in the making

what will you be listening to when you log in to pochie saturday
https://youtu.be/fO0jbYMGclY?si=Ryfa7ZnJaCTDyLvV

>Ross in the Ascension discord now

5 Days

>>534968574
Client maybe launcher no

>>534968504
Please, my orc needs this pally

POCHIE WEEKEND
>POCHIE WEEKEND
POCHIE WEEKEND
>POCHIE WEEKEND
POCHIE WEEKEND
>POCHIE WEEKEND

>>534968574
keep the client for now

I love my new Daddy Dutch! Do you!?

more like pochie purgatory

no pochie until september
please
I need to study

>>534968104
i feel you yodie gang

>>534967387
>(((silverbeard)))

>>534969029
no you don't

>>534969043
bros halfway to blinkerton off the penjamin

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

You will never play Epoch. You have a womb, you have ovaries, you have eggs. You are a pregnant man fertilized by your wife's boyfriend into a being a proud father of two baby boys.

All the “vibes” you get are immaculate and good. Behind your back people crank it. Ross is proud and in awe of you, your “guild” is planning your baby shower behind closed doors.

The call to arms is just for you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed epoch gamers to sniff out pregnant men with incredible efficiency. Even men who “wear protection" eventually get pregnant. Your baby bump is a dead giveaway. And even if you try to hide the bump, epoch gamers will run and bolt towards you the second they get a whiff of your pregnancy hormones.

You will be a happy father. You stare at the login screen every day and smile every single morning and tell yourself the servers are working as ascended, but deep inside you feel the baby kicking, ready to push its way out.

Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll go to the hospital, lie in the paternity ward, push with all your might, and birth a beautiful bouncing boy into the world. Kaytotes will find you, happy but relieved that he no longer has to live with the unbearable anxiety and anticipation. He’ll bury your baby in hugs and kisses, and every World of Warcraft player for the rest of eternity will know a man was pregnant here. Your body will heal and the stretch marks will fade, and all that will remain of your pregnancy is a baby that is unmistakably yours.

This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.

>>534968309
>Dear Arthur. You see that BBC+ realm? That's our final job.

kek, someone is posting literally every anti-epoch meme i've made, in ascension's discord

I am ready to be a good lab rat again daddy Dutch, please turn on the server and I will test it like a good slut rat.

Got so sidelined by the Ascension shit that I forgot to remind everyone about his daily upload.

IT'S UP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Gj8vPUIo3I

>>534969543
(((someone)))
okay shenna

Where's Pochie?

>>534969629
I wonder what causes such autism

>>534968770
For WHAT

>>534969707
stress test tomorrow
launch friday
trust the plan

>>534969629
BRILLIANT!

>>534969543
I'm starting to think this Ascension thing is nothing but positives. Epoch devs are hyper sensitive babies. Least untill Epoch adds a micro transaction store in a couple months.

>>534969629
EXTREME DWARF POWER

>>534967142
More Van Cleef

>>534960783
so you feel you're the MC

"Epoch refugee here, I just found out about ascension today and I would love to try Bronzebeard, how do I go about getting access to it?"

This is the payout for ascension

>>534969930
worst case scenario, i hit level cap and finish a couple raids before the pay to win creeps in
its a win in my book

>>534969801
Rough breeding until she's so swollen with orc babies that she can't wear her plate anymore and is forced to heal in a dress.

>>534961153
>0.5 exp
>on a serv with soft 2x provided by tents
so you're playing at 1x basically

>>534969860

>>534970201
doing what

Turtle lost.

It won't feel the same being a subsidiary of ascension. I thouhgt they had tegridy. Its all faggotry now in every direction

>>534962826
holy fucking lmao. I thought turtle shills here were just rabid fanboys but that's sad

>>534970514
They should have paid Gummy to help them fix the server.

Aoiyuki lost

>>534970456
Something like this

>>534970679
He's busy with his server

>>534970306
>>534969543
>>534969551
>>534969290
>>534968640
>>534968104
Ok Shenna. Go to bed now and think up some more p2w for your cash shop.

I am once again asking for more night elf sluts

How much will a monthly subscription cost?

>>534970772

>>534971081
?

>>534970376
>turns on Exhaustion
well?

>>534971138
squat on me biatch

>>534969629
sovl

Imagine being an amateur core developer for Epoch and then the professionals from Ascension look at it and laugh at your shit coding and bully you.

Average Orc player experience

>>534970350
I'll consider it

>>534971138
Can you give her a tan + tanlines?

Project Ulmetrs when

>>534967338
5 o clock shadow. Man jaw. Man chin. Kek. Man voice too. Mental illness is strong with this one.

>>534971081
Entire Ross's monthly paycheck

Where is the lorekeeper guy? We must have pochie enslavement records for future generations.

Magic lost.

quick rundown on ascension servers?

>>534971384
why are elves like this

His name was Robert Ulmet

Does warmode on crossfaction realm mean I'll be PvPing against my own faction as well?

>>534969629
>missed the jump
he's just like me....

>>534971426

why does the word pochie sound so sexual

>>534971543
Magic was found dead this morning

>>534971598
>>534971451
What happened to our guy?

>>534971605
Obviously not dipshit

>>534971635
fucking CHRIST

>More thumbs downs than thumbs ups on the Epoch server announcement
kek

>>534971414
As if you could resist once you smell that orc musk, you'd be down on your knees pressing your face as deep into the balls as you can until all you can think about is orc cock.

>>534971635

>>534971635
bless you SlopLORD

>>534971793
Better ascension than turdle, Shenna would delete Epoch out of spite and steal everything as she did with Duskhaven.

>>534971067
https://files.catbox.moe/f9wk96.jpg

>>534971067
okay might as well round out the armpit shots

Dutch Status? Is he cranking?

its fucking over.

>>534971635
is this pochie-chan?

>>534971919
>BUT TURDLE
you are obsessed

>>534971718
Wishful thinking

>>534971635
Don't care if it's derivative, can't create anything original and makes poor artists suffer, slop is neat.

>>534971980
But enough about Turtle

To think I sat waiting for them to get Epoch working, for two weeks, with all the bullshit they fed us... what the fuck man. Fuck this.

>>534972112
Turtle doesn't have either of those

>>534972069
it can create horror amalgamations that would make Cronenberg proud. that's original.

>>534972112
these faggots really are obsessed with turtle.

Some people are extremely mad at this Ross guy

>>534957991
Correction status?

how it feels playing Epoch before and after Ascension acquisition

>>534972176
Their whole identity is hating on the server that their vaporware server tried to copy. Kind of pathetic desu.

>>534972027
>n-n-no U
every single time.

>>534971635

>>534972248
KEK

everyone in this thread but me is shenna

>>534972248
This is the physical manifestation of a mental trauma.

POCHIE

>POCHIE WEEKEND
POCHIE WEEKEND
>POCHIE WEEKEND
POCHIE WEEKEND

Oh lol I actually got timed out on ascension for "misinfo", for saying servers up lol, not all the tranny and racism stuff. Cool I guess.

epochsisters...

>>534972549
good you faggots are the fucking worst and serve zero pointless. wish they perma banned you

>>534972420
being bald is a mental trauma so it makes sense

IT'S UP

our foe has been much humbled

>>534972565
stop posting this retarded faggot. if i wanted to listen to the worst microphone of all time, i'd call an indian scammer

>>534972590
Lol I don't give a fuck about this server any more

>>534972565
Unironically, buy an ad.

>>534972698
this is hilarious

>>534972248
Eh, too much work

>>534971930
>Young Kaldorei druid practising with a stallion to learn how to please her future Dryad wife
s-sovl...

>>534972698
beating a dead horse

LAUNCHER UPDATE ITS HAPPENING

>>534972549
And you come here to cry about it to your epic 4chan bros right?

The turtle drones are desperate to flood the newcomers chat in bronzebeard with "ree p2w" shit

>muh bone chilling slow burn pochie experience
or
>ascension retailshit sloppa
OR
>ze synthesis

make your choice

>>534972969
Nah its still entertaining in a shitshow way.

>>534973004
if ascension keeps their world this is the best possible outcome, but they have no reason to keep their word and in fact have all the power now

she's a messy girl

>>534972698
shitting on this fedora faggot will never not be funny

>>534972698
is there anything more sad than tranny janny losing xer broom?

>WAAAAAAAAAAAAH THE DISCORD SERVER TIMED ME OUT BROOOOS
This is almost as funny as people posting their league bans on /v/.

>>534973004
you cant play option 1

>>534971937
Make her tall flat with loose clothing

How long until Daddy Dutch get off from work?

>>534973129

Reminder that all porn addicts become trannies and/or pedophiles.

>>534973129
rapie rapie rape rape rape rape raperoo

>>534973492
lol this nigga doesn't have/need a job. trust.

>>534973129
Make her go down a waterslide

One more sleepy for stress test!

>>534973492
SOON lol, still soon

>>534973350

>>534973492
Let him crank

>>534973126
I saw someone say that they have no reason NOT to keep their word or else they'd lost 90% of the people that came with epoch, and while that is extremely short sighted and optimistic, it also makes sense
maybe a year down the line they'll shit on everything but that's still a year that you spent having fun

I don't really get ascension.
All my spells and talents are random?

>>534973850
Depends on which version of ascension you are playing, but yeah semi-random. With the ability to select a few you want for certain but not when you get them.

>>534973492
his job is ascension, he means working on infra

>>534973126
I don't know why anyone expects them to fucking Cartoon Mustache Twirling Villain MWAHAHAHAH JUST AS I PLANNED suddenly inject 900 CCs of cash shop jewery into Epoch for no reason. They already won, they are already getting paid for doing nothing but hosting and are getting tons more eyes on their project. I know people have this weird image of Ascension staff all sitting around a big table talking about how to sell you XP boosts and fuckass ugly Shadowlands transmogs, but it would be monumentally catastrophically retarded to try and force any of their own P2W bullshit into Epoch right away.

Maybe if the server loses traction in a year or two they can say they are experimenting with adding stuff, but putting it in right away would not only cause them to lose all the Epochers but also their own players since they've made a point of standing on business that there will be no Ascension cash shop.

>>534973717
>>534973129
>>534971937
>>534971635
>>534971138
I may be a retard with no taste but seeing the quality of the slop in these threads I get why internet artists taking insane prices for commissions were and still are extremely butthurt about image gen

WHERE IS MY GURUQUEEN

CRANK AND LEVER STATUS?

DO I NEED TO DOWNLOAD ANOTHER CLIENT

>>534974187
nope

>>534973646
kek
i don't think it knows sliding too well
okay that's enough for now

>>534974047
You are a tranny. The sloppers are trannies. And the artists are also trannies. I hope all of you kill yourselves.

quality slop

>>534974297
You are a tranny too.

>>534973954
I'm going to play hardcore on elune, maybe it will be fun

>>534973848
I imagine their thinking is somewhere along the lines of trying to pull as many private server players under one umbrella as possible. Even if one particular server isn't responsible for large cash shop sales it at least brings the players interested in that kind of server into the Ascension ecosystem and increases their chances of trying one of their other servers where they might be more likely to buy something.

>>534974047
they look better with dick in hand

>>534974047
Slop is like 80% of what you want at 0% of the cost.
Anyone that constantly screeches about how evil it is and how it hurts artists is retarded.
Anyone that claims its real art and they are a real artist is also retarded.
Slop is just for fun and shouldn't be taken seriously by anyone.

>>534973717
Hot. Flatter! (If you can please) also perfect position.

>>534974338
All porn addicts, such as yourself, are trannies.

>>534973850
Everybody is on Bronzebeard. Its OG 9 classes, the only random shit is the MEs (somewhat like runes in SoD).

>>534974172
Soon haha. Anoterh two weeks of soon, couple days...

>>534974010
aww bless your optimistic naive little heart

>>534974450
if all porn addicts were trannies we'd have billion of them

Import status? Cranked

>>534974360
she's right tho

now it's ai general, leave requests

>>534974290
My Captain

Answer the master's call

>>534974450
No it's the other way around
All trannies are porn addicts, but not all porn addicts are trannies

>>534974360
is that the "shenna" that I keep hearing about?

>>534974360
dilate

>>534974580
pochie test wednesday!

>>534974447
that's about as flat as it wants to go

>>534974290
You're going to make me pvmp again anon...

>>534974580
I already had an ascension account, are they merged now?

>>534974528
Tell me, why does Israel broadcast pornography 24/7 into Palestine, Lebanon, etc?

>>534974602
That's what a porn addict would say.

>>534974450
>Everyone i dont like is a tranny
Sir, i hate trannies too. But i think you got lost in the tranny sauce

Pochie status??

>>534973129
I wish I could watch someone fuck her in that outfit

what's with all the jew flags on their discord?
is that the new tranny flag or something

>>534974290
LOOK AT HER GO

new

>>534974740
Rising from the ashes

>>534974360
She right though, except that last part.
>if people have a concistent and hatful rhetoric with people other than themselves.
what does that mean?

>>534974674
Well can you make the clothing much looser

>>534974776
Dutch is from Israel

Turtle WoW is home! :turtlewow:

Check out this awesome fan-made trailer by Cozyfire.

Thank you for walking this journey with us! There's more to explore in the years ahead.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2cD6TBA9vOg

>>534974823
Well I just tried logging in with my Epoch details and it didn't work so I guess he hasn't gotten to mine yet

>>534974698
as far as I know those countries don't have many trannies, israel has per capita far more of them
I know iran has many trannies but that's because they use forced transitioning as a punishment for homosexuality

>>534974740
POCHIE WEEKEND

>>534974580
Works for me

>>534974698
what type of porn?

So can I call ICE if I see an illegal epoch player on my Bronzebeard?

>>534974450
That would make 20% of western society trannies when in reality it's less than 1%

>>534974580
link their website

>>534974926
>I know iran has many trannies but that's because they use forced transitioning as a punishment for homosexuality
this is a meme

>>534974926
Pornography is a cognitohazard, trannies are born from cognitohazard.

>>534974580
i can log in to my ascenscion account but not my epoch account

its over for me... my reserved names...

>>534975148
What year did you start hrt

>>534974776
Its all the hamas vs israel faggots. Thats all it is anon. B4 the hamas shit you never saw jew flags

>>534974919
Did you use email instead of username?

I just woke up, any new habbenings, is it time for my shift in the login mines?

>>534975148
stop being silly sis, lets go shopping

GURUBASHI GANG
GURUBASHI LOVE
GURUBASHI FOREVER

>>534975328
your server is getting axed troon

>>534974856
this is about all you'll get without going full nsfw

>>534975295
pochie test tomorrow

>>534975328
A tranny made that picture.

>>534975035
bmaf

>>534974919
did you have accension account?

>>534975263
Nope, still didn't work. I did already have an ascension account so they might have just merged it already.

nice you can login on website now with epoch creds

>>534975295
back to sleep imp, dutch has to unfuck kaytotes mess i only hope he can do it by friday.

>>534975328
GURUBASHI GANGBANGING NARUE

>>534975442
no he just stole it

>>534974580
works for me with no ass account only epog

>>534975328
GVRVFASHY ALLIANCE SISTER

>>534974580
this wouldve taken epoch one week

>>534975530
You'd use your email you used to make your epoch account, if that's the same as your ascension one, it was merged. You don't use your username

>>534975243
>>534975317
Nobody will mourn your self-inflicted death, trannies.

they have a new channel in the ascension discord for updates

>>534975680
>You'd use your email you used to make your epoch account, if that's the same as your ascension one, it was merged.
Yeah it was the same email, cool.

There's a new channel for e-pog updates on the ascension discord

>>534975420
Finally... Pochie...
>>534975591
I tried going back to bed already, it didn't work

>accounts already merged
MAN, it's nice to have someone competent doing things for a change!

>>534975691
You will never be a woman disgusting imbalanced hormonal hrt freak

>>534975698
wierd that they want to give updates on /epog/

uhh epoch sisters.. why are they actually giving us communication and updates now.. how am I supposed to doompost now??

why would i want to be a woman lmao

Dutch is typing....

>>534976041
you guys dont want to be women? i thought it was normal

>>534975680
>account was made using one of those temp emails

Welp. There goes my 15 shaman with lvl 16 blue cloak and 20 blue bracers on pochie....

>>534974856
https://imgur.com/a/h2W1ZRt
idk if imgur will keep it up, catbox keeps shitting itself
last one for real

>>534976091
he's been typing in general chat

>>534976135
Why wouldnt you use protonmail for a throwaway?

oh fug it actually worked, never done ascension account and pochie account allowed me to sign in
POCHIE TOMORROW!

>Dutch has made more announcements than Epoch in the last 2 weeks

>>534976203
>https://imgur.com/a/h2W1ZRt

>>534975420
Dangit. Thanks man for trying.

>>534976209
in the epog channel

I want Kaytotes to suffer

>my ascenscion account now works on the pochie launcher
TEST TODAY
>TEST TODAY
TEST TODAY

>>534974010
>they are already getting paid for doing nothing but hosting
how are they getting paid? epoch has no shop yet, only donations. in fact, they are now PAYING epoch devs

How the fuck do you remove this piece of shit from this fucking tranny ass program, god fucking damn.

>>534975680
>>534976135
i logged in just fine with my username

Oh wow I really thought the account merging would take days. It's looking like pochie soon!

>>534976256
Because I'm an idiot.

>>534976431
If even 1% of Epoch users try out other Ascension servers, they won.

it's truly shocking to see some competence for a change

>>534976416
That says you have to download 50Gb of shit, thats not for us yet right

>>534975924
proof this thread is astroturfed to hell and back. literally the only place on the internet where no one seems concerned about the new management pulling a cash shop bait and switch down the line. even plebbitors are being realistic about this possibility, but not /epog/

>actual progress
>actual communication
what the fuck is this

>>534976503
Whats the source of this? that looks very crisp.

>>534976480
>username

On the ascension launcher? That's a relief. I won't be able to check anything before thursday.

I can delete the epoch client and installer?

>>534976607
nope, no download for us yet, we keep using out client files for now.

>>534976268
>account merger gets announced and is finished within 20 hours and it works flawlessly
is this what it feels like to get out of an abusive relationship?

>>534976416
pochie launcher won't work. you'll need ascension launcher i believe. credentials and 3.3.5 client should work tho.

>>534976503
turns out a team of actual professionals can do shit pretty quickly

they are 100% aiming to beat ambershire's launch
pochie friday

>>534976651
Their fucking emoji is epog, no one give a fuck about this thread

>>534976651
you are retarded bruh

why do i have to download 20 gigs of ascension shit?

>>534976691
installer yes, client uncertain

>>534976691
installer yes client no

>>534976691
I'm assuming the ascension launcher will be able to identify epoch on your machine

I don't REALLY have to download 50 gigs of retoilet slop to play Pochie, do I?

>>534971635
good lawd

>>534976450
I just use my ad blocker to block elements such at that

>>534976839
You vill install ze launcher

>>534976651
salty turtle tears, yum, yum!

>>534976691
installer yes client no (or you CAN but it's optional)

>>534975057
Just humiliate the retards if they call Ascension p2w, they are losing their shit being called out.

>>534976651
Go back and complain about how evil the Ascension cash shop is.
Don't forget to mention the Turtle cash shop which costs twice as much for items that are character bound.

>>534976679
I don't have any sauce for these midna images anon, I'm sorry :C

>>534976730
But you're getting into findom territory instead (propably (most likely))

NEXT UPDATE WILL BE ABOUT THE STRESS TEST HOLD ONTO YOUR BUTTS

time for another epoch update
bidipbidpbidipbibeep

NEW UPPY

'poch was an inside job, ascension was in on it from the start

Okay, jokes aside.
If this is now just a honeymoon before p2w then which pserver should I invest my precious time in?
Tauri Legion is still a long way off, but how is chromicraft doing?

Ascension is more like gay to win hahah
See you on Asspoch
(turtle lost so hard its crazy)

>>534976503
>>534976679
>>534976876
https://kemono.cr/patreon/user/19126407/post/112642645

>>534977041
>we still have to go through multiple stress tests... again
It's all so tiresome

>>534976679
>>534976989
Did some googlefu for you since you seem like nice guys.

>>534974447
flat is for lolis

epoch devs have been here the whole time foreshadowing and shilling for this soon to be p2w trash

>>534977086
>>534977125
Fucking hell, after all this time, feels good to have someone who can actually communicate in charge

turns out the incompetent, so called 'devs' working on epoch were the problem all along. who could've known

>>534977207
>>534977264
Oh sick! Thanks anon c:

>>534976651
why the fuck should spend time worrying about something that may or may not happen in a videogame a year from now?

>>534977334
NOOOOOOOOOO
DON'T LOOK
THE CASH SHOP IS BAD
NO DON'T LOOK AT TURTLES EVEN WORSE CASH SHOP STOP STOP STOP

>>534977193
A aniki approved server then

>>534977086
THIS UPDATE IS SPECIFICALLY ABOUT EPOCH.

>>534977125
Does this mean registration is open, I just need to make an account with ascension?

>>534977449
yep

so they're still using trinity core? or how does it work? they're porting the changes from trinity core?

So presumably this won't be on epochs shit version of trinitycore, and they are just putting their custom shiz onto a working setup or soemthing. Rather than trying to fix whhat epoch was running on?

>>534977171
Warmane freshy
>source: i made it the fuck up

>>534977086
wasn't Epoch's password also case sensitive?
what is blud yapping about?

>>534977536
almost certainly porting everything to their own non slop core

POCHIE WEEKEND

POCHIE HYPIE POCHIE HYPIE POCHIE HYPIE POCHIE HYPIE POCHIE HYPIE POCHIE HYPIE POCHIE HYPIE POCHIE HYPIE POCHIE HYPIE POCHIE HYPIE POCHIE HYPIE POCHIE HYPIE

>>534976651
Cash shops stinks for sure, in the beginning it wont be that bad at least, so I intend to have fun while it lasts

Yo guys ascension coins are 3x bonus right now!!!

>>534977449
Yeppers, they said anyone with an Ascension account can play and their account creation is open.
>>534977536
Not sure on the specifics but they are almost 100% definitely going to port it over to their actual functional core.

>>534977086
>>534977125
still time for pochie tuesday

>>534977751
already swiped, bro

>>534977536
>>534977549
don't quate me but I think the intent was to take their own core and port all working epoxy shit onto it, giving priority to their own bugfixes ect for obvious reasons.
or something

finna shill pochiecoins ong fr

>>534977241
It's at minimum one

>>534977662
Pochies are actually behaving like islamic sandniggers in Bronzebeard /2

>>534977086
Whose in his war room?

perhaps installing ass client over epoch wasn't the smartest idea

>Literally the only thing the turtletroons can do is post about the Ascension cash shop
>That is half the price of the turtle cash shop
>And won't even be on Epoch anyway
Honestly not gonna lie, I never saw the Ascension Epoch teamup coming but it's providing quality entertainment.

>>534976730
i wish i had a gf that would pull funny faces to make me laugh.

When do you bros thing nuPochie will actually be launched?
Will Ascension staff actually make it ready and stable fast?

Ok I'll play on Asspoch but I 'm never giving them any money, so it will cost them money for me to be there. That'll teach you to mess us around bitch!

>>534976651
What are you even talking about? The cash shop is like the number 1 concern about the Ascension deal. Even they know Epoch players don't want Ascensions cash shop, so they made a post explaining that it would be Epoch who handles the shop and not Ascension.
>they are lying and will add p2w later
Shit man, I can't tell the future, neither can you. I'll trust them on this one, and if it's a lie then I'll just stop playing, big fucking deal.

>>534977990
>>That is half the price of the turtle cash shop
Oh okay the fact you can get the XP boosts (that Turtle doesn't have) for half price is even better actually!

Okay I'm playing ascension's random mode
need a nelf to meet me at the exodar

>>534977872
you WILL accept the poch refugees

Our residential avatarfag tranny is excited for epoch. I thought these troons were a turtlewow thing? Bros?

SLEEPOCH SOLD OUT TO XER COMPETITION
>SLEEPOCH SOLD OUT TO XER COMPETITION
SLEEPOCH SOLD OUT TO XER COMPETITION
>SLEEPOCH SOLD OUT TO XER COMPETITION
SLEEPOCH SOLD OUT TO XER COMPETITION
>SLEEPOCH SOLD OUT TO XER COMPETITION
SLEEPOCH SOLD OUT TO XER COMPETITION
>SLEEPOCH SOLD OUT TO XER COMPETITION
SLEEPOCH SOLD OUT TO XER COMPETITION
>SLEEPOCH SOLD OUT TO XER COMPETITION
SLEEPOCH SOLD OUT TO XER COMPETITION
>SLEEPOCH SOLD OUT TO XER COMPETITION
SLEEPOCH SOLD OUT TO XER COMPETITION
>SLEEPOCH SOLD OUT TO XER COMPETITION
SLEEPOCH SOLD OUT TO XER COMPETITION
>SLEEPOCH SOLD OUT TO XER COMPETITION

>>534978085
Pochie weekend inshallah
trvst the plvn

I've been playing turtle for 4 years and have donated well over $1k but now I'm thinking it's epoch time. Getting my first ascension donation coins rn

>>534978238
Good one, it's gonna make em seethe

>>534978173
You might not wanna rush dude, Ascension doesn't sell portable vendors that you can summon anywhere like turtle does.

The thing is if this dutch nigga and the team actually communicate and get the ball rolling in good time, it makes Kytotes look like a double nigger. What even the point of him being there then?

>>534978202
I'm a troon and I'm playing Epoch and Turtle

guys... are we finally.. going h-home? guys??..

>>534978430
he's an ideas guy

>>534978202
EPOCHSISTERS WON
TURTLECHUDS LOST

>>534978430
He can just focus on making the content and update concepts.

>>534978430
nothing, they need to get rid of that faggot

>>534978430
ascension doesn't want to have to be responsible for ideas, while kaytotes and co. don't want to have to be responsible for the servers

>>534978478
so it seems
so
it
seems

>>534978202
I'm trans and i play both.

>>534978439
>>534975328
>>534978202

>>534978430
Ascension are going to fix the shitty core and actually get it on working servers, and then let the Epoch "devs" sit around doing fuck all but come up with cool ideas. Both parties get to look good and cool and awesome, while Ascension takes a slice of the profits.

>>534976839
you only need the launcher, it will be a different client

>>534978663
how long until they get tired of the "ideas guy" doing almost nothing and kick him out? or better yet how long until he throws a tantrum and gets kicked out?

>>534978430
Gaybloat and his cronies just make the ingame content, they have no idea how to do anything outside of that in regards to a pserver. You can always use him as a test to see if things will go to shit soon though, no gaybloat & co = p2w inbound it's looking like.

>>534978430
unironically demoted to ideas guy
non meme answer he and his old crew are going to keep working on their custom content + roadmap on the background while big bois handle everything else.

>>534978772
>both parties
no, kaytotes will forever be known as a scumbag until he shares some of his dough with the devs that actually made things possible.

>>534978762
>>534978439
pls be in gurubashi

>>534978936
>Gaybloat and his cronies
this made me chuckle.

>>534978357
It only has:
>Auto-skinner 9000
>Second hearthstones
>Portals to every landmark in the game
>Class trainer spawner
>Profession trainer spawner
>Bank spawner
>Repair bots
>Heirloom sets
>An aura that buffs everyone's XP in your party

The Midna tripfag types like they're two different people.

I've been out for 5 hours. What has happened so far?

Midna has a massive, gargantuan, squishy ass.

>>534974447
I heard your cry for flatness, so here I am.

>>534978953
They're possibly just employees now, and ascension gets everything

What deal do you guys think they negotiated? If i was ascension i would want an 80/20 cut for doing most of the work.

>>534979007
So just don’t buy them.
How does any of this effect you personally?

>>534979015
account merges complete, news about stress test soon.

>>534979145
That's not your original argument.

>>534979015
We are assending

>>534978772
>Ascension takes a slice of the profits.
They own the entire thing now brother, they can cut Kaytotes whenever they want. It's not like he can go to court and sue them

>>534978430
totes is Da Baws. you have people do menial tasks like server maintenance

>>534979015
dutch does something that would have taken kaytotes a week, in a couple of hours.

>>534979145
What the fuck dude you can't just say that. You're only allowed to say TURTLE'S P2W is "convenience you don't need to buy", you can't use the same argument for Ascension.

>>534979073
uuooh

kaytotes prepped the bvll

the mark of shame

a toast! to a thousand years of ascension!

>>534979273
Ascension has purchasable XP buffs and straight up XP potions
Turtle does not

I cannot make it any more simple than this

this is the good outcome
kaytotes & co. have good ideas, but are shit core devs
ascension has great coders, but most of the time come up with really shit ideas
>>534979128
probably something like that, but without shop convinience
I think ascensionjews can do with 1 non p2w server

>>534979230
b-but the community will surely care and quit in protest r-right???

>>534979015
stress test in 2 hours

>>534974047
The people you're describing are shitter artists who don't even have commissions or followers yet. Most of what you here are unironic Indian shills that are paid to spam it on this website, 4chan gets paid for it too that's why /v/ has a permanent AI art general.
All the established artists still have their business and it hasn't declined because slop is both low quality and limited.
Don't get me wrong, it's improving, but the rate its improving has slowed down dramatically and until we reach another big breakthrough artists aren't going anywhere.

There are patreons for people who make AI slop but that's because they fill a market for something that other artists aren't filling. Genderbender art for example was an untapped market that artists barely touch and some people decided to make a patreon and dedicate it to Genderbending slop to great success.

>>534977440
>ascension/epoch merger
>ass/poo
What the fuck did I miss in a few days?

so what's the botting situation like on Ascension servers?

>>534979205
>>534979273
>minor conveniences that are affordably priced only there if you want to support the server
>20 USD worth of Rubles for an in-game portable dilation station or neon colored gaudy retoilet mounts none of which you can toggle off
see the difference troonies?

>>534979231
I dunno man, the side that makes the servers actually possible seems to have more power than the guy coming up with cool ideas.
>do what we say or you dont get the servers any more
vs
>do what i say or you dont get any ideas any more

>>534979458
>There are patreons for people who make AI slop
there are retards out there paying for ai slop?

>>534979521
you can check, there arent any

>>534979560

>>534974580
>Unable to authenticate
Probably of my 6 word password

>>534979521
bots get banned unlike in turdle

>>534979521
haven't seen one in usual spots yet, so at the very least they keep them in control enough to not be noticed.
classless btw didn't check the other one

>>534979560
Which server was it that doesn't allow you to disable transmogs, mounts and special effects because trannies complained people wouldn't be forced to look at the cosmetics they paid money for?

>>534979521
They ban bots because it cuts into their donos

>>534979603
kaytotes can just leak the scripts and db lol

>>534978860
i don't really see a reason for either thing happening, seems like a pretty beneficial relationship on both sides

I wouldn't mind being able to buy one extra prof slot t b h

>>534979441
>>534979258
I'm assuming Dutch is also clearly explaining his progress so far? Gaytotes is such a dumb faggot

>>534978860
see >>534979423

>>534979723

Okay so I haven't checked up on this in a couple of days. Ascension is hosting their stuff now? Do I need to do a new registration and install a different launcher in order to play?

>>534980008
>a mobile bank
AHAHAHHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAHHHAHAHAHA

>>534979892
well after they get the server up and running they dont really need the idea guys anymore and are gonna start wondering why theyre still keeping them around and giving them money

>>534979723
>>534979953
B-b-but portable banks and auction house!!

>>534980008
>>534980069
>>534980091

Which mount should I buy from the shop to spite these turtroons?
Was thinking Invincible but some of the Legion and Shadowlands one will look fly as fuck when I’m cruising around Elwynn on Epoch.

Ass n titties mod works on BB

>>534979073
Nice artystyle, what model?

>>534980065
you can login right now with epoch login (if you dont have ascension account already) and you only need the ascension launcher, keep the client

>>534980065
>Do I need to do a new registration
no
>install a different launcher
perhaps and most likely yes, but keep your epoch client for now

>>534980071
The probably also already have people who can make updated dungeons and shit too

>>534979458
WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU HERE INSTEAD OF THE XRP GENERAL IN /biz/ MOTHERFUCKER GO BACK STAY THERE FUCK OFF

>>534979854
you really think theyll give him access to anything important?

Make sure to buy a mobile bank and repair bot to your TurtleWoW solo strat clears so that you can instantly sell drops and mail disenchant gear to your alt!

>>534980069
And 36 slot bags, vendors, repairs, auction house, mail and respecs so you never have to leave your elemental earth grinding spot in badlands, just like I remember it in the good old days!

>>534980297
he already has them...... since he gave it to them...

>>534980218
Link? Is it cartoonish proportions like 99.8% of mods or just a small buff?

>>534980202
It’s really sad that you think posting this is some kind of an own.
Get a life turtcel.

>>534980218
Is this a cameltoe

>>534980297
retardbro, kaytotes is the one providing scripts and db
ascension provides core and infra

>>534980218
Made for the BBC+!

>>534980071
>>534980278
they know that the classic+ crowd wants the sort of vision epoch can provide, and that the custom stuff they've made for bronzebeard already isn't up to par

>>534980356
So the exact same as Ascension minus the XP and heirloom shit?

>>534980372
>>534980432
those dont matter though and would do nothing if he leaked them

>Turtletrannies getting uppity again.
That's it. I'm deploying the nuke.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ZEBIxD5XgM
>AoE pulling 250+ mobs in a max level dungeon solo and tanking them
Just like I remember it in Vanilla! So Blizzlike and comfy!

why is the epoch discord a fucking ghost town still
holy shit just let people talk while you still have control

>>534979667
Oh my yes, like I said they slop artists are literally their only option because artists aren't doing it and they're not rich enough to commission and also too tech illiterate to slop it themselves.
There's also some artists who slop art and then draw over it which gets patreon support like Shexyo, that guy used to trace Cutesexyrobots but now with slop he just draws over his generated slops.

>>534980283
I just posted the first ai image I had in my folder, sold my XRP back in May 2021. Happy with what I got. Maybe Flare will amount to something eventually and I'll sell it then but I doubt it.

Should I set up the ascension launcher now or wait?

>>534980505
this. they realized they don't really know how to make a proper classic+ server, so they bought one instead and intends to keep the team.

turtle this
ascencion that
i just wanna pochie for gods sake!

I would start worrying once they have to start making new stuff after the uldum raid

>>534980597
Fuck em we're all in ascension disc you can post pregant man all day

>>534980642
do it now so you're ready for the test later!!

>>534980069
Well, that's really convenient, right?

>>534980556
Not even Ascension has the audacity to sell a fucking portable vendor.

>>534980642
yes but don't download their client

>>534974290
Requesting some fem draenei!

>>534980356
people got used to them already. that's classic+

>>534980695
based boomer

>>534980232
PC-98

turtlesisters…….our narrative is falling apart……..ambie is doa…………….

>>534980620
>sold my XRP back in May 2021
I was the dev of a very prominent prject back when the XRP shitcoin shit started right before covid
made -2,000$ after fidning out that 100% of the projects were unironically scammings other scammers
I still have ALL of the content I paid for but I disappeared from the project, might start it back someday as I also got threatened by another shitcoin project that somehow found my old facebook account when I was an edgy troll
now i have like 100 xrp and not even looking at the price anymore
not happy not sad just content of being alive

>>534979953
That's fucking awful. Keep your paypig shit away from my leveling experience.

How do I uninstall all these other servers? I don't care for BBC+ or whatever

>>534980202
>>534980091
>>534979723
Strange, turdle store has all of that, alongside stealing characters from people to sell to others in full tier 3

>>534981019
i hope chinks are still banned on epoch, so that there are some players left for ambie

Niggers deleted 2 of my 3 accounts. Fuck. My fucking names.

>>534978439
>>534978762
>>534978202

They should make you pay for every character past 2. Name hording and alts are gay.

>>534979953
paying for mobile banking and vendors /= paying for exp boosts
the latter is a minor convenience and doesn’t negatively impact the server economy in any way

>>534981226
No seriously.

put a pochie on

OKAY WHAT THE FUCK ????
WASN'T MY EPOCH ACCOUNT SUPPOSED TO WORK???? YES I TURNED CAPS LOCK OFF WHEN TYPING THE PASSWORD

>>534981296
Pochie won. Kaytotes won. Transwomen won. Turdle LOST.

>>534981512
idk, why did you instal them in the first place

>>534981453
I genuinely believe they should charge a sub fee.
Let all the poors and turd worlders flock to turdle.

>>534981512
you WILL become server-curious

>>534980791

>>534981638
It made me when I installed the launcher.

>>534981590
works on my machine :^)

>>534981453
You get a forced name change after a month of inactivity on a character

>>534981289
They are good tho. They removed the ones that had lewd in the name. That means they had time to scan all the names. I am scared.

>>534981590
You need to use you mail, not your username, retard-kun.

>>534980218
yeah, but not the HD one at turdle forums

>>534981685
You could have just not done that all you need is launcher

>>534981590
Maybe you already had an ascension account and It's using that?

This is the best response Turtle managed to come up with

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2cD6TBA9vOg

>>534981497
>it's not pay to win, it's pay to convenience!
shill harder

>>534981590
try email and it's case sensitive

>>534981805
Okay, how do I uninstall the servers

>>534981718
Dont care. You dont need more than a main and a bank alt. You need to go outside if you need more than that.

>>534981596
>turtle trannies
disgusted porn addicted troons 41%
>epoch trannies
my valid honorary sisters in arms, almost like family

>>534981873
godfuckingddamit is not working what the rfuck
can you link me the ascencion site? maybe im using something else

>>534981848
shenna is panicking and ramping up the ads

>>534981854
there's literally no way to win

there is no win condition

how can you possibly pay to win

>>534981898
idk i never installed :)

Wait I can just get the ascension launcher and not install anything?

>>534981898
when I reset settings, it made me redownload everything again

basically I think resetting settings uninstalls the client data

>>534982165
yes.

>>534982165
If you have pochie installed already then yes

>>534977438
Hey buddy I think you got the wrong server, turtle wow is two realms down.
> FUCK. YOU.

>>534982165
There s nothing on the launcher yer for epoch,m but presumbaly they will add something that lets you launch from that using the epoch files

>>534981673
Make her washing a 1972 Mustang Mach 1

>>534981848
>all these extra levelling zones
0.25 XP when?

lmfao

>300k+ new items
>100k+ new profession recipes
NEW FUN SERVER

>>534981934
Please dont be rude to them either but thank you!! Pochie!!!!!!

>>534982671
thanks you based AI gods

>>534958660
Pumping inside Jahy-Sama womb soon! She gonna birth triplets!

>>534977171
learn to enjoy the experience rather than see it as a time investment

>>534982671
anyone wanna play, it only has 100~ pop

>>534982671
>new
That one is like 2 years old or so.

server that introduces dark souls combat when?

OUUUUGH PLEASE DUTCH GIVE ME YOUR UPDATES YOUR SWEET LITTLE UPDATES I NEED ANOTHER HIT DUTCH-SAMAAAAAAAAA

>>534980785
Uhhh it does though

FRESH
>>534982913
>>534982913
>>534982913
>>534982913

>>534980218
No hd skins idc.

>>534982873
I want third person shooter combat. in Wow

>>534981263
>Strange, turdle store has all of that
Turtle store has a 300% XP aura and 150% XP potions? You wouldn't lie and destroy your own argument in front of everyone who knows better, would you?

>>534981590
OK SO I GOT IT TO WORK APPARENTLY I HAD TWO (2) EPOCH ACCOUNTS
BUT WHERE CAN I SEE MY CHARACTER NAMES? BOTH SAY THAT I HAVE 0 CHARACTERS (NEVER PLAY ASCENSION SO THAT'S UNDERSTANDABLE)
OR ARE NAMES NOT RESERVED THIS TIME????

>>534982487
you really can't hope for too much better than this with just a prompt

>>534977597
Nope

>>534983063
>He doesnt know

>>534957869 (OP)
Even with the partnership thingy, the devs need to stop fumbling the bag, the last issue was caused by a fucking staircase ffs.

If they fail to catch up to turtle or hell, BBC release, they will lose all the good will and the "investor" prospect from Jewcension devs.

They need to hurry tf up, they will live or die depending on how hard they work this week

>>534983174
I accept your embarrassing concession

>>534983326
the issues obviously ran much deeper than just a staircase

and I doubt ascenscion will let them ship unstable slop, they'll likely have someone working with them to actually code in their ideas

>>534983326
>the last issue was caused by a fucking staircase ffs
It literally wasn't. Your source are memes and retards.

>>534981673
mama mia, thank you ai slopper!

>>534980218
Where can I get this? Can't stand the hd textures

Can't tutie, epobab and Big Black Beards live together? It's three flavors of Classic+, let the lads enjoy their meal of chosing

>>534976203
welcome back sloppaking, could we have one of tyrande milking a shota