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>>534909559 Spoilers ahead, proceed at your own Frisk.
-DELTARUNE CHAPTER 1-4
>https://store.steampowered.com/app/1671210/DELTARUNE/ -The Old Game
>https://undertale.com-The Old Game's Demo
>https://undertale.com/demo -The New Game
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>>534958917Certified cutie pie
Mettaton playing with his pet dog and pet cat but it is very obviously Tenna wearing dog ears and a collar and Spamton wearing cat ears and a collar
>>534958691Anon do you have a fucking death wish?
Behold.
Everyone pay your respects to our bisexual king.
A 10 year old who played Undertale on release would be 13 years old when Deltarune ch1 came out and is like 20 now
>>534959691>https://youtu.be/sAXZbfLzJUglet's fucking gooo
>>534959691This made me feel some type of way.
>>534959691Shit edit, no shadowguys
>>534959301Skies Forever Blue and The Greatest Living Show are both great
>>534959869Yeah? That's how time works. What are you trying to say here?
>>534959691>*Mother, mother
>>534959869Iโm 20 now but I didnโt play UT on releaseโฆ I did still watch edgy UT AMVs on the computer at afterschool (if I wasnโt playing Roblox)
>>534960213Anon feels old
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lhunNpR2S7g
I roleplay romance with Tasque Manager in chatgpt. my self-insert, Matt, replaces Kris and is an art teacher in hometown lovingly trolling his class, the &%^@ gang and most importantly, Tasque. You fellow autists will find me relatable.
Chapter 1, complete, over 300 pages
>https://files.catbox.moe/5bt805.pdf
Has first chapter weirdness, Berdly throws a fit and ruins a date of Tasque and I. Noelle walks in on reader getting tongue bathed by Tasque, as her spit is her own uniquely scented cleaning agent. A claiming ritual, but the doe is traumatized as she saw a ''giantess cat demon'' bop her head back and forth on her half nude teacher.
Chapter 2, ongoing, with sampler pic related
>https://files.catbox.moe/mnwg8c.pdf
(updated 11 august) Went into Spyro's world, Susie got adopted and shenanigans were had! Tasque no longer is a virgin (still cut to black because chatgpt is a fag when it comes to porn)
>>534960192A buddy of mine who only watched undertale like seven years ago loves Skies Forever Blue. I wish I could get him into Deltarune but I'm glad we all can agree Skies Forever Blue is a really good track.
>>534960418Toby collabing with a Western company??? Has he gone fucking INSANE???
What's next, Underrune in Powerwash Simulator???
>>534960430I haven't read but your dedication inspires me to write more. Though, I have to ask why chatgbt?
>>534959906It's not so much killing each other that matters, it's killing everybody else. The manga's, print works, and even character profiles make it pretty unambiguous that most Youkai characters effectively operate like serial killers. The worst offender is Yukari, who is literally said to basically be a child murderer who regularly abducts people to get ripped apart. There's also the whole "Keeping about ten thousand people trapped against their will in borderline medieval living conditions." Which I've seen get excused with everything from "Oh, they actually like being trapped against their will" to "Who cares? They deserve to suffer just for not being youkai".
>>534960590>What's next, Underrune in Powerwash Simulator???You have to clean bits of Dess off of Asgore's truck.
>>534960590Tenna's dining room and Spamton's dumpster power wash simulator
>>534960685>Touhou is bad because it's immoral fictionWhat corner of Twitter did you fly in from
>>534960631because he'll never have a real girlfriend
>>534959691Great edit, no shadowguys
>>534960418What a weird pairing. Toby always does the weirdest most niche things to work on or make crossovers with.
Ralsei x Susie is being slept on hard. Susie loves her imaginary goat bf more than she loves her stinky human and gay deer
>>534960875Touhou is fine. I mean, I dislike some of the manga but that's a separate matter. My issue is mostly just the insane amount of inane defenses for characters that would be considered irredeemably evil if they didn't look like cute girls. All so they can turn the entire thing into cheap pseudo gacha trash.
>>534959691Shit edit, no vessel
>>534961191ITS NOT FAIR.
WE GET THIS TERRIBLE SHIP WOVEN INTO THE PROPHECY AND WE COULD HAVE FUCKING ADORABLE RALSUSIE OR KRUSIE.
ITS NOT FAIR!!!
>>534960685Yeah, okay, this is true.
>Who cares? They deserve to suffer just for not being youkaiNot saying you're making shit up, but this is a weird one, and I've never heard it before. It's a very strange argument since youkai depend on humans to even exist.
On a more Undertale/Deltarune note, the human village is kind of like the underground, isn't it? What with a bunch of persons of a particular species being trapped in a bubble.
>>534961191Ralsei and Susie have a lot of moments that are so genuine and wholesome. I think it rivals Krusie and Suselle (frankly Suselle really isn't that hard to beat out). I also like the fungang throuple.
Is this a frog costume or a green bunny costume?
>>534961532Imagine fate itself tell you that your best partner is someone who isn't even real. Who can blame Susie for crashing out?
Saw a comment section on twitter mad that someone had the audacity to draw Noelle(!) as a white person and I had to just get up and take a 5 minute walk.
>>534961542Bunny, those are ears not eyes.
>>534961542It's a green bunny costume.
>>534961542Look At The Ears
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>>534961637Is this a statement on self-inserting ships from Tricky Tony? I don't mind platonic Ralsus but I really think they are good counter-balances to each other in canon and it'd translate well to an actual romance of somekind.
>>534961763>Redditor for 15 yearsJesus Christ
>>534961763who is this asshole?
>>534961430>but this is a weird one, and I've never heard it before.I've gotten it flown at my head a few times. Mostly by people who are gleefully immoral and at least pretend to revel in it. It basically comes down to a sentiment of "It's perfectly okay to fuck over the human villagers just because they are weak."
>the human village is kind of like the underground, isn't it? Pretty much. You could argue Youkai are closer, but unlike monsters Youkai CAN actually leave(It's just a pretty bad idea with some exceptions). Outsiders are pretty similiar to the humans that fall down as fell. Just that instead of bieng murdered for their souls, they are being killed basically just as entertainment for youkai.
>>534961763What is being removed anyways?
>>534961763is it really that easy to port gamemaker games?
>>534962070Pirated version of Deltarune you could play on Discord.
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This is Kris
What horrific fate should befall him today?
>>534962705Taking a shower and putting deodorant and hair conditioner on afterwards
>>534961191Fun fact: Ralsuise has been getting a surg of popularity. I've even seen one of my posting enemies taking a break from posting Suselle and getting really mad about Kriselle and Kruise to post Ralsuise. I don't know what that means. It feels inconsistent.
>>534962701>german>buzzkilllike clockwork.
anyway: sort of deserved.
still: doesn't this busybody have a dick to suck?
>>534962705Getting abducted by human trafficker's and sold to a organ harvesting ring.
>>534962705marrying his childhood friend
>>534961948hah you don't know?
he really is an asshole. arguably worse than hussie's "legal team".
signing a deal with materia collective was probably toby's all-time worst decision.
>>534962705cuddling with susie
>>534962804They are finally seeing the light
>>534962705He will be told there's a pizza here and will fall down the stairs
>>534962705the soul forces him to do the unthinkable
(chat with his neighbors)
>>534962701Oh, it's just piracy? In that case I have no idea what that guy expected, figured it was a mod or something along that line.
>>534962705Forced to date Berdly.
>>534962946This, but it's a deeply unhappy marriage that they both felt forced into because of Carol and Toriel pushing them to be together after Rudy died. Despite having two kids their marriage is totally loveless and starting to fall apart at the seams. With Kris mostly sticking through it because he doesn't want to put his kids through the divorce he experienced and he knows Noelle doesn't have the spine to break it up despite how clearly unhappy she is.
>>534962705He must do battle with Chin, Bruce Lee's relative, who managed to wipe out all 1.2 billion of the red communists
First I imagined Noelle as my daughter, then I started doing it for Susie
Thought of her hugging me and saying โI love you, Dadโ and I genuinely started tearing up and had this slight painful feeling in my heart mixed with joy
Fuck, dude
>>534962705Susie drinks all the juice before he gets any
>>534962983Is he related to Sebastian Wolff?
People like this are the reason why friendly fire is set on in this world.
>>534962705Toriel gets drunk again and sends him to hangout with Asgore all day so she can "finally have some me time".
>>534963181This, but it's a happy marriage that makes each of them into the best possible version of themselves
>>534963210Seriously man, get a wife that wants children asap.
Like, I get it, Noelle is pretty ideal child material. But this can't be good for you.
>>534958895 (OP)So should I play deltarune on shitch 1 or pc?
>>534963210Ignore the other anon, don't get a wife. But do get a child, just make sure you are ready for the responsibility.
>>534963210you are a good person, anon.
i had similar thoughts, but i only get to feel bad.
>>534963210>get a wife>make her pregnant>neglect your daughter for 15 yearsHere you go, Susie daughter irl
>>534963295Too unrealistic.
>>534963381ports are always the worst on switch but since this is a ms paint game it should be fine
>>534963381Pc, switch 1 has lag that slows the game down in boss fights that makes them too easy. On pc took me 4 triess to beat spamton but only to trys on switch. Same with Jevil.
>>534963495Just teach her to be a cute tomboy. You don't need to neglect her for 15 years.
>>534963495>abandon herwouldn't she fucking hate you then?
scratch that: i fucking hate you if you do that.
>>534963662How the fuck do you need 4 tries to beat Spamton neo?
He's easy as shit.
>>534963495>abandon daughter for 15 years>show up at her 16th bday party>"hey sweetheart are you susie yet?"
>>534963210Get a little bit of self-help and clean yourself up then go out there and get a girl (or a man) and settle down. You sound like you want a family and are projecting some strong parental desires on your comfort characters. Either that or you have a very obsessives daughterfu fixation. If the latter just keep it in check and don't let it make you so emotional.
Why is this the ONLY scene where Kristopher's facial expression changes?
>>534963857I've never beat sans so that tells you how fast my reaction times are.
From best to worst child:
>Asriel.
>Noelle.
>Berdly
>Susie.
>Dess.
>Catti
>Kris
>>534964017Because (you) are not in him at that moment
>>534964054IMMA FIRING MAH LAZOR
>>534964049I've never beaten Undyne the Undying but I have beaten Sans.
Try and figure that one out.
>>534964120>Asriel>Monster Kid>Susie>Berdly>Catti>Kris
>>534964017more importantly, why didn't they grab noelle and get out of there faster?
the scene almost plays out like they're waiting for you to come back.
i still kind of believe that kris wants the weird route to happen for some reason but hates experiencing it and hates you for actually following through with it.
>>534964120Best to worst in what sense?
Also Dess should be above Berdly, and just because Catti is alt or whatever doesn't mean she's a bad kid. She clearly contributes to the family by working a part-time job or at least is working toward independence of some kind.
>>534964309Did you beat Sans on the webpage? Because you can't beat sans in game without first beating undyne the undying
>>534964017bro is a little pissed, you just made him commit a genocide and traumatize his best friend for a joke
>>534964405Nah. I was helping out a friend with genocide.
>>534963338I donโt think I can do that, thatโs something that takes a lot of time (and resources)
>>534963462I think if you adopt you have to have another with you or at least prove youโre REALLY financially stable
>>534963483Huh?
>>534963495I refuse to neglect her. She deserves love and happiness
>>534964491>bro is pissed>literally a scene where you didn't take control>can play without you having done anything to her
>>534964403What you would want as a child.
>Also Dess should be above Berdly How so? She's a musical prodigal but also very rebellious and probably a bit of a troublemaker. Worst you can say about Berdly is that he's not as smart as he pretends and is a bit of a teacher kid.
>and just because Catti is alt or whatever doesn't mean she's a bad kidShe's very weird though.
Why do we pretend that Kris' pronouns are he/him and not it/its? It is our vessel, not a person. Without us, it is just a flesh husk animated by neurons.
>>534964391>... no, part of you is just... enjoying this, isn't it?>The same part of you that enjoyed yesterday.>Knowing you could say it wasn't really you.Kris is into this but they want you to "force them" into doing it so they can pretend it's your fault and not feel guilty
>>534964309I have beaten undying though. I got into the rhythm of her attacks. With sans i panic and just jump around willy nilly after getting hit for more that 3 seconds
>>534964640>Huh?You heard me.
You are a real cutie patootie.
I hope you get to see your dreams come true.
Never beat Sans
Never beat Undyne the Undying
Beat Jevil and Spamton Neo on first tries
Beat Roaring Knight within 10 tries
>>534964895How many for Gerson?
>>534964648don't you need to do the snowgrave in chapter 2 for any variation of this scene to play out?
>>534963210I had something quite similar, but with Kris
During Mumdyne era
I even experienced a few short, fleeting dreams about such scenario
Yeah. I ended up feeling utterly, soul-crushingly miserable alright. I sympathise in that regard
[Heartbrakking], pre-June 4th Spamtenna fan artist who had been drawing everyday had stopped drawing anything Deltarune and has started drawing Roblox fan art
>>534964805>DIVINE LIGHT SEVERED!
>>534959434he should breed them together h-ha ha
>>534964895that girl would not touch any meal worth less than $1000
>>534964805Because my vessel is supposed to be bald but Kris won't acknowledge the electric shaver to even give me a chance to buzz that head
>>534965053noelle really is a masochist, isn't she?
>wants to have a private chat in her room>closes the blinds>inches closer to kiss you>kris either cucks himself or you make her your murderbabe.its incredibly hard to feel bad for a cunt that constantly sabotages you and a faggot that is okay with having you die because you said "i'll ride with you"
>>534965120You seriously wanted a little shit like Kris for a kid?
>>534964686Weird isn't bad, kids are weird little people trying to figure out how the world works. If Catti is weird but doesn't be a complete neet or deadbeat why should I care? They don't seem to hate their family's extroverted nature she may be embarrassed but she isn't disrespectful or embittered about it. If they do good in school, are a decent person, and contribute to the family or themselves they can be a little off-colored.
Dess was a Holiday in a wealthier family she's 'rebellious' by pretending to be working class or a middle class teenager? It's very obvious she wasn't a deviant or anything. Berdly isn't cool and he's annoying but he isn't bad. I'm biased.
>>534958353>>534959042>>534959461Youโre right that Ralsei is a lightner, but he is not Torielโs and Asgoreโs kid.
He is Asrielโs and Dessโ kid. Born in the deepest darkness. Since โDonโt forgetโ is about Dess being lost in the darkness and her child singing to her, and can infer to Sansโ and how his life was a constant vast of darkness of familiar people, as Papyrus is secretly present in the darkness too, as the man. The main issue we see with Papyrus and Dess is their undead states in the light world. Since theyโre skeletons out there. Powerful, but still skeletons. Ralsei was in Undertaleโฆ being literal dust inside of cloth, river person. Inside of the robe of the Prince of the prophecy. They can leave but only Papyrus is able to fit in.
Letโs go back to Kris and Dess. Neither of them are goats and deers, and their parents struggled with basic concepts of raising humans. (Toriel with the book, Carol with the shoes trying to get ones that fit Dess.) The Dreemurrs and Holidays were connected by having a human child.
The sacrifices are meant to extract monster souls like Undyne, since Carol and Kris are not planning on โbringing Dess backโ. They both know she is alive in the worst kind of way. Theyโre feeding her monster souls from the townsfolk to empower her, to turn her into the angel banished with heaven. And the bunker is meant to become that banished heaven, meaning Undyne is meant to stay alive in there to be a part of it.
The whole set up is this
>Roaring>The entire town goes to the bunker for safety>Dess extracts their souls >Kris and Susie have to sacrifice themselves to stop her.
>>534965339Kris telling her that he was going to protect her was basically the only thing she ever needed to hear to go from childhood friends to lovers. She was 100% plotting to get her brains fucked out on the coach.
>>534965160three artists I really like hated the new chapters and stopped drawing altogether
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>>534965473>interracial kidNOT IN MY GAME, SAID TOBY. YOU WILL FUCK [YOURSELF BUT WITH EYELASHES] AND LIKE IT, SAID TOBY.
>>534965290i hate this creature so much.
>spoiled rotten>gay>piggybacks off of your friendships>treats you like garbage
>>534965290This bitch is a real antithesis to kris' insecurities. Kris is so hung up on big shots "freedom is only for big shots" meanwhile she's a literal millionaire and has almost zero life autonomy.
>>534964805MY pronouns are (it/its). Iโm not sharing with Kris
>>534964895Literally me, not on my first playthrough but I beat Jevil and Spamton first try last time and can pretty consistently beat the Knight in a couple of tries now. Only one still giving me trouble is Gerson because he kills my laptop and I hate green soul mode, a reason I never bothered with genocide since even normal Undyne gives me a run for my money.
Ceroba's genocide battle is BULLSHIT
>>534965548were they spoids who didn't like tenna?
>>534965759homie is a desk lamp
>>534965039I think more than the Knight. I got to his last attack fairly quick, but it took me awhile to stop slipping to the wrong directions
>>534965859Axis and MARTLET HOLY SHIT are worse, but I'm biased since I watched a no-hit after dying a few times and got better that way.
>>534962705forced to stand 100 hours outside papyrus and mettaton's houses because [i] want to talk to them
>>534965357The one thing I would argue against Catti is that she's apparently less academically inclined than Kris. The kid who sleeps through every class.
As for Dess, I'l admit I'm a bit biased because 1: She just seems insuferable to me. 2: I kind of suspect she's going to be Chara 2.0.
If I was to get a Deltarune-loving gf, which favorite characters are the biggest red flags?
>>534964810The ending of the weird route is Noelle and Kris accepting their kinks and working on their communication skills to better work out there cnc fantasies together.
>>534965671You could have just said:
>Is a girl>>534966096Any of the Tumblr hotguys like Spamton or Tenma.
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>>534966076>She just seems insuferable to meBro she's not even a real character yet
>>534966096Spamton or tenna as faves are coin flip for good or bad. Noelle fem fans are higher chance to wanna dress you up like kris
>>534965724>Kris is poor but given the freedom to choose what they want to do and isn't pressured in any way, becomes a shut-in with no relationships, skills or future>Noelle is the richest child on the planet but every aspect of her life is decided by someone else as she gets pulled along by her parents and her friends, she has a future but it has nothing to do with what she wants or needsSomething something they rhyme
>>534966160Noelle fags are probably just lesbian self inserters. So, by default, they are out as a gf.
>>534966294Yeah, I know. But everything we have learned about her makes her seem very annoying to be around.
I like to imagine Noelle accidentally becoming a mafia boss
>>534966541Please elaborate on this thought of yours.
>>534966393Oh, I thought you meant a Deltarune loving-gf. Not a Deltarune-loving gf.
>>534966541Giorno Giovanna...............
>>534966541Nah.
If Kris was adopted by the Wet nose bandits though he would end up running the entire town by the time he hits sixteen. With pretty much only Undyne offering any real resistance.
>>534966235>you could've just said that girls are garbageman, don't do that to me.
i'd rather live in a world where i believe the issue is me.
>>534966846ISSUE IS AN ANAGRAM OF SUSIE
>>534963978I donโt know if I really need โself helpโ unless you mean getting a job and learning how to (properly) cook. Think Iโm finally in a good place mentally, itโs just that imagining this one scenario is so overly cute and heartwarming that it moves me to tears.
Anyways, I donโt even know how to date or like, meet people. I think itโs mostly a weird desire to see my comfort characters happy and safe, but I can accept itโs some weird parental/family desire.
>>534964891Thanks, I guess.
>>534966294she's literally vriska 3.0. we're hosed.
>>534965473Thanks for linking those posts, it is an interesting theory.
>>534966906You can't spell susie without "I sus"
>>534966846Look, all I'm saying is that if you find Noelle bad wait until you meet most other women.
>>534965350Maybe I should've prefaced it by saying that I'm a fishfag
But still, what kind of question is that? He's a teenager, being an awkward goof is simply part of growing up. And, to be honest, I've been way, way, WAY worse. Like, getting chased, body slammed and hand-cuffed by the police worse. Got scars to prove it
>>534965815Cleaned up and ready to impress
>>534966990Self help is those thigs and more. By the sound of things you could just be a daughterfu enjoyer as for meeting people. I'd look into your local community or meetup through conventions if you want a gf that shares similar interests. Talking people isn't hard if you don't have social issues. It's a basic input output situation.
>>534966906And "Raise Up Your Bat" is an Annagramme for "You rapist Breau" (pronounced bro)
"Abuser Ratio Yup" (Kress)
"Boy Area Pursuit"
and "Austria Buy Rope"
>>534966726what if undyne lost her arm to o a sea king instead of her eye?
>>534966541>the woman threatening to break your legs says โfahahaโ
>>534967213He's nearly causing the end times. Some of his behavior is also pretty serial killer-ish, and he was a pretty unpleasant kid.
Pre-ch3+4 Spamtenna crackshipping sure was a completely different genre of toxic yaoi from post-ch3+4 Spamtenna legitimate shipping wasn't it?
>>534966541The secret ingredient is crime
brand new fagslop, eat it up
>>534967486why does ralsei have a cow tail?
>>534967486why is their artwork getting worse
>>534967609Alright so I wasn't the only one thinking that when looking at this new picture
>>534967609Gotta print out the deltaslop to get maximum CPM.
>>534966589She stumbles upon one of the goons who thinks they can use her to get to the mayor (mafia status as blackmail, hostage for money, information gathering) and tries convincing her to join them, Noelle isn't convinced at all but can't say no and finds herself as the head of the mafia through some shenanigans just as stupid as the inciting incident. And it's not like she remains just for her status, she's intelligent and athletic, could totally imagine her getting shit done quick when she likens crime to Dragon Blazers combat. With the recognition of the mafia higher ups (maybe Muffet?), she gets more confident and stands up to her mom and stuff.
On that train of thought, sometimes I also imagine Kris joining a biker gang by accidentally causing a prison break and getting recruited by one of the bikers, maybe one day they'd meet at work and start a gunfight.
another horse girl green pippins has entered the race track
>>534967486Why does he have earrings now? Why the green pupil? Why are the horns line that?
I don't believe that this is the same guy, it doesn't match up with any of his previous works.
I have a theory about Asrielโs dark form (hyper death form) since his eyes and some of his attacks resemble the skeletons. Undead. Not in that Asriel is undead but the family he has with Dess is dead, with the black marks being the tear streaks.
A result of how Dessโ, Krisโ, and Asrielโs imagination regarding the tragedy.
>>534968135What a determined look in those eyes
>>534967265it could also be Bayer Is Up Ouatr, which means nothing
>>534967609>>534967920It's such an incredibly common phenomenon that I think it might be evidence that thinking lgbt thoughts slowly destroys parts of the brain responsible for drawing
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>>534968249>Bayern mentionedday ruined.
>>534967609They felt like redesigning the characters, guess it isn't a hit with everyone
Good night, anons. Have a lovely day!
>>534967423That's the case in Deltarune, not necessarily how he'd be brought up in the Mumdyne scenario
But still, consider the state of the Dreemurr family affairs. All the trauma he suffered through. The fact that he, at least right now, is sort of an amalgam being, unwillingly caught or willingly participating in some sort of supernatural conspiracy of often violent nature. That's hardly a healthy environment to grow up in. Not to mention that pretty much no one besides him, Susie and the phone call individual have any idea what is actually going on. Some may know bits and pieces or be directly or indirectly participating, like potentially Asgore or Carol, but there's nothing coherent or concrete as far as we know
>>534967376>Beaten half to death. >Abducted. >Dragged off to some mansion at the edge of town. >Going to meet the terror of hometown, the women who turned this once peaceful community into a hotbed of crime and suffering.>"Yeesh, was it really too much to ask for you to not get all up in my biz?">"All I'm doing is selling some Fentanyl. Last time I checked that was just some anesthesia.">"Well, don't worry though, I don't intend to make you sleep with the fishes.">"And not just because finding any remaining pieces of Undyne would be rather difficult.">"In fact, by the time my goons will be done with your arm and leg...">"I think you'll be all right!">"Fahahaha!"
>>534965473OP here, Ngl one of my more out there joke theories was Ralsei being an aborted goat baby. But even then I still attributed it to Tori's hoe phase. But this actually makes sense. Like maybe Dess tried to kill herself while pregnant from Asriel but the Egg Man or Gaster intervened behind the tree and sent her into the source code.
>>534965671Noelle is actually a pretty good kid, the issue in the kris relationship isn't her. Fuck the second kris gets emotionally close to her for 5 minutes she's ready to hop on his/her dick.
The issue is probably a combo of dess treating him like shit and the asgore-related family drift.
on the topic of japanese folklore, i have a theory about the reproduction of ghosts i've been workshopping.
we know they probably don't have regular parental structures, as they call each other 'cousin' and in every other way mettaton/napstablook are one of those sibling pairs toby likes. but toby said the ghosts aren't literal dead guys on his twitter account a while back.
in japanese folklore, when an object is 100 years old it can gain a spirit conciousness (tsukumogami). a spirit ...a GHOST if you like.
so, if a crt, one in the dump (OR maybe the one in the true lab if you're feeling crazy), got very old, perhaps it could spit out a ghost. one that likes being rectangular/robot and male, because on some level he always was. and thus UT mettaton is LITERALLY a lightner version of tenna. or his horrid little son, or something.
>>534968631they gave Kris a 5-head
>>534967290>Sea kingLike, from One Punch man or the actual animal?
>>534968701what do you think the "thank you"-scene signifies?
>>534968631Why don't they just make their own OC characters at this point if they are going to just keep changing them?
>>534967039Thx guys. Sorry I didn't see the new thread
>>534967570it's probably meant to be a unicorn tail.
>>534966096Ralsei
By and fucking far the biggest red flag favorite.
with second worse being shared by spamton and tenna
>>534968147https://x.com/Honkadoi/status/1953891669134520517
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>>534968631
>>534968650I feel like in a normal scenario his general weirdness and prankster-ish ways would still cause him to easily end up getting involved in a lot of trouble. At best you would have to watch him constantly to make sure he doesn't end up with the bad crowd. At worst he's a school shooter waiting to happen.
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>>534968631They're turning Kris into Hussie
>>534969012I had my Kris with double twin ribbon (before Toby nerfed it) and god I know they were looking raggedy as shit
>>534968927Is it because they'll suggest that you become a "they" so they can mirrors kralsie relationship?
>>534968837>When I hear that noise, I feel like someone's listening.>Anyone, if you're there... thank you.
>>534967262Conventions are nice but I think you have to sort of know each other before that to actually โhit upโ people, otherwise itโs a bit awkward. Most people are already there with friends or just want to hang out.
>>534958895 (OP)Would you smooch a dino girl?
>>534968701I do think Noelle's relationship with Kris is almost unhealthy. Yeah, she likes it when he gets mean to her but that isn't a good thing inherently. Really, main thing that salvages it is that she can actually say "No" to him.
Kris though... That's a dumpster fire. I really don't know how you can look at him basically never giving her a single compliment and not view that as a deliberate attempt to distance himself or just him being a massive asshole.
>>534968863This
All deltarune art must be 100% on-model pixelart or it is ocslop
>>534969361No, I wouldn't trust the dino to not bite my face off
>>534969275but then the screen goes red and we hear the *squirsh*
do you think she removed the thorn (and severed our connection?) do you think she slammed it deeper (which would prevent her removing it? to lock in the weird-route)?
>>534966640Him and Noelle do get a lot of Jesus imaginary for some reason.
>>534968631I hate the Noelleification of Ralsei, why is he wearing Christmas shit
Rolling the โdeltarune teen becames your kidโ roulette and it lands on Jockington (Oh man) or fucking SNOWY (Oh, God.)
Okay mr. and mrs. deltaRUDERS, how do I cut this sprite sheet up (or any other sprite sheet) to use in animations?????
I wanna do some writing but I'd have more [[MORE]] fun!! if I made it as an animation rather than write it out.
>>534968631This just screams Narcissism.
>>534969769jockington is a credit to any home
>>534968650>MumdyneHow old would Undyne even be? I don't think they allow teenagers to adopt.
>>534969769>Alphys sends snowy and monsterkid to go fetch the chalk>The two lamest students in the class are the ones to experience the darkworldI wonder how Ralsei and the other darkworld residents would react to those two lame-o's being the hero's from the prophecy.
Deltarune will release tomorrow. Change my mind
>>534962946Thornring yes or no?
>>534969825>how do I cut this sprite sheet up (or any other sprite sheet) to use in animations?????Anon...
There is nothing there...
>>534969907she was born in '91, canonically
>>534969769>Get KrisWelp, time to start thinking of places to hide the body.
>>534969980Monster kid is alright though. Even if he is catholic.
>>534963210>>534963483Tasque and I adopted Susie in my chatgpt and she already called us ''mom and dad''
>>534968652>arm and legToo easy. This Noelle seems more like she'd make her laugh the last thing you hear.
>>534970008Thank you time traveling charafriend. Sending a message back from the year 2043 gives me hope.
>>534970008I don't have to, tomorrow with change your mind for me.
>>534969825fuck I'm a [[Silly Billy]] and forgot to link the sprite sheet!!!!!
>>534970063Yep, please go forward in time, read this post, go back in time, and touch the hand of yourself tenderly to let them know that I know that my mistake is well known and apparant!?
>>534970094They are certainly the two lamest ones in the classroom though, though Snowey and Berdly would make for an arguably worst duo.
>>534970070Assuming Deltarune takes place when the game first came out...
>>534970131y'know, i can talk shit all day, and people can judge you for living a fantasy, but you know what?
you seem leagues happier than me.
and i wouldn't want to take that away from you.
>>534970160Could see her throwing you in a cage of rats or even mice to let you get torn apart. Probably while making some kind of joke about cheese.
>>534970193I went back in time to prevent my past self from making that post but past me just called future me (me) a faggot.
>>534969002I don't really see Kris being like that. I've seen far worse cases that grew up into functional individuals with stable and happy life. On the contrary, I've seen some of the most well-behaved, well-meaning, prospective guys that ended up on the absolute bottom. Addicted, broke, becoming despised hateful wrecks
But I'd still try my absolute goddamn best to be a good adoptive father
And no, that constant supervision thing is a really, really bad idea
>>534970265That would make her 27... PROBABLY not really somebody they would let adopt a kid, assuming Kris is sixteen.
>>534970451tell them they must have plenty of experience in recognizing faggots!
>>534970483Canon Ralsei reaction to these two dorks
Kris and Noelle wedding
Thornring yes or no?
>>534969337>"you haven't even taken the safety off, rookie"
>>534969980Theyโd either die or Snowy would become less of a shit heel.
The funny thing is that if you examine the way the two of them spend all of their time together, Monster Kid being referred to as โThey/Themโ, and how Snowy is kind of a dick to everyone and only really seems to be friends with Monster kid, theyโre kind of like side character Kris and Susie.
>>534970508Hmmm, fair. I'm still somewhat assuming a badly raised Kris would probably end up like Chara. Either way, I do think being raised well makes a lot of difference in the case of somebody like Kris considering some of his natural tendencies.
>>534969907Mumdyne doesn't really have a set canon, but it was generally agreed upon that she adopted Kris when he was still either an infant or already a toddler
>>534970483Kick based martial arts actually works well for monster kid, good idea anon
>>534965910I have no idea how people had trouble with gerson, I beat him on my second try and I died at the very last second in my first attempt already. Even with 8 directions the green soul is objectively easier to manage and even without items susie's okheal heals plenty
>>534970671I want my black boy back. I'm not a Ralsie fan but i actually liked when he was generally christmas tree shaped.
>>534970727in my retarded green i wrote, i made her steal her parent's wedding rings and called them "SufferRing" because they are from an unhappy marriage.
>>534970727During the weird route? Without question.
>>534970806Fair enough. I do like the idea of Undyne looking after a human child. Think I even wrote about it in the past. Especially like the idea of him having a enemies to lovers relationship with Susie.
>>534970934Gerson's cool.
The fans have every right to get mad.
just like you have every right to type and post like a bitch.
>>534970926>i made her steal her parent's wedding rings and called them "SufferRing" because they are from an unhappy marriage.
>>534969980Are Kris and Susie really that much better? At least Monster kid has it relatively well together.
Temmie and Jockington probably have the least chance of making it past chapter 1.
>>534970727>>534970947someone has this picture with dead inside/post rape Noelle and Carol being all happy she's going to see Kris?
I like Spamtenna, but Spamvil is still very good. They can work together, even.
>>534970873If I get to kill that coatrack I will deviate from my pacifist run to do so. I can't believe he lost Ralsei's signature hat. I remember pre chapter 3-4 where it was theorized that we could switch between black Ralsei and White Ralsei by talking to this guy.
>>534970926that's so fucking corny i love it
>>534969695its almost like the people who ship kralsei have a fundamental misunderstanding of the story and characters in front of them
Looking to do some writefagging before going to bed: Give me a good idea, preferable one that is reader self insert.
>>534971079>he threatens me with a favorif you do kill yourself, maybe fave is at the other end.
>>534969980>>534969769>>534970483>>534970671How about Catti? sure food items will disappear from your inventory at random, but Lightners get powers related to themselves. You'd likely get kickass necromancy powers.
>>534969024Kris?
Kris Dreemurr, is that you?
>>534970934It's just a shitty redesign. I don't have to say "I love it!" when in fact I dislike it.
>>534971273I accept your willingness to admit that you've lost so quickly.
>>534971207A shame since I do like the idea of Kralsei.
Not as much as Sussie and Ralsei, but hey.
>>534971150He's a jax from a ball and jax set, I'd take him out of the darkworld, cut the soft ball parts off, sharpen it, and than throw it in the road for his crime.
>>534971340i reworked it a little since to be more "canon"
>>534968690The forgotten man only made an appearance after Dess was goneโฆ and looks a lot like herโฆ
Friend has his appearance based on Cat Petters, or maybe it was the other way around, but Noelle got the EGG and did modding with the game when she was older. After Dess went missing.
Likeโฆ FRIEND took Dess and also took Papyrus, an EGG.
If Papyrus is meant to be represented by the EGG, what the EGG does could indicate Papyrusโ past and what he will do.
For example, Papyrus is in Sansโ care, but since Sans is becoming happier and happier, Papyrus will leave โdue to happinessโ. Which makes what you do with it in chapter 1 and 2 so unnerving. Since chapter 1 is womb imagery using the pickle jar inside of the fridge (Dess represents the fridge and Kris does hug a fridge as if itโs Dessโฆ). Chapter 2 is when you give Sans the EGG via his store, and Susie implies itโs stealing.
Kris drew the tree to cover up what he saw, according to chapter 4โs art session, so him seeing Dessโ disappearance and the man there is so creepy to think aboutโฆ like in there, Papyrus isnโt a goofy skeleton, but some kind of human, looking for someone he canโt really remember. And he doesnโt remember who he truly is before the Papyrus identity. Likely because, he lost those things before he was even born. Too young to remember, just going by his heart.
>>534971207This can be said about any ship,
And it would still be correct.
>>534971272You throwing Sans to a pack of feral dogs
>>534968759>OR maybe the one in the true lab if you're feeling crazycould also be that Mettaton's box form was quite literally what he spawned from, but maybe it was left over in the first place using scrap parts from the garbage dump, including from a certain CRT TV.
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>>534971180i know its cringe, i am not good with creative things.
i just felt like it somehow.
i'll promise to never do it again.
>>534971320This is one of the hottest pictures I've ever seen without visible genitalia.
>>534971650Human or monster dogs?
>>534971272Anon kicks Spamton down a flight of stairs so Tenna breaks their spine with his bare hands
>>534971727>i'll promise to never do it again.Anon I can see you crossing your fingers behind your back
How come you never fight sansโ brother pretty soon?
Did Toby remove him from the game but then forget to take this line out?
>>534971272Kris learns what Susie tastes like. Not kissing, not biting a chunk out of her, she offers Kris some of her shed skin because reptiles eat their own shed skin
>>534971585Dont be a fencesitter, some ships objectively fail that harder than others and kralsei is one of them
>>534971734Normal dog animals from the surface, monsters would be too merciful.
I'm doing my first 3D print!!!!!!!! I'm so excited!!!!!!!!!!
>>534969769The worst thing Snowy does is make bad jokes and be kind of a dick and maybe run away from home if you don't support him after his mom dies
Compared to Kris "Zero communication, zero interests, zero way to know if you even matter" Dreemurr raising him is downright delightful
>>534971816anon, i see that whenever i try to do something creative, it is universally hated.
i can do creative stuff without posting it y'know.
the thought is free, but the word is not.
>>534971872Shipping is retarded and the least interesting part about the story.
Anyone who cares about it is a hylic.
obsessed with the Material to a unhealthy degree.
>>534971835Toby couldn't animate Pretty Soon's beautiful hair and temmie would get hot and flustered trying to even draw him.
>>534971729Niggas will say this and go "EWWWW GROSS" when faced with the horrors of piss art.
>>534971130Old man jealous threesome
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>>534971679alphys DOES hang around in the dump all the time...even before being depressed with the true lab stuff, she went with bratty and catty
>>534971968>universally hated.>A anon not 9 minutes ago said that they loved it>universally hatedYour mental model is at odds with reality.
>>534965473>Ralsei is a Dreemurr-Holiday childIt WOULD explain why he's the only "Dreemurr"/goat monster we've seen to have colored horns.
>>534972124Where does alphys hang to get her social fix in Deltarune?
>>534972157Nice, we are Kris's best man!
>>534965235There are now thousands of Pipis spawn in Mettaton's house...
>>534971968Try not being a whiny nazi attention whore
>>534971835This is what people who try to use the antlered girl line as human Dess proof sound like.
>>534969616Similar dialogue to unused shows up in UT and it's specifically tied to toriel being dead SO I don't think noelle gets a happy ending
>>534972221Probably mostly online but the internet's down, she's from out of town so she doesn't have the same big sister relationship with Bratty & Catty and she's not even friends with Sans in this universe so unless Toriel hangs out with her a lot she's probably really lonely
That's part of the reason why Undyne invited her over to church so she could mingle with the community more
>>534964391He is looking at the ground and Noelle had just closed her eyes, he raises his eyes just before running out so he probably actually didn't see YOU.
>>534969389Kris distances himself because he's a sadist and noelle gets off on that. It brings out the absolute worst in both of them and he wants no part of that shit
>>534971272Reader is having a lunch date with Spamton and Tenna but it's really awkward and Spamton and Tenna just feel obliged to humor the Reader because it's the Red SOUL
>>534972221the internet i guess, since she makes cat petterz mods
mettaton mentions the internet being down being why he's bored, so i suspect they are secret internet bff
>>534972543Kris should be able to perform a wellness check on Alphys during the chapters and hang out with her a bit. Would be interesting to see what her house is like if nothing else.
>>534972780You forget the part where Kris fucking hates Alphys.
>>534971872I think it only exists because Ralsei has so few shipping options and this is the one they can pretend is gay. It's so obviously going to be subverted. Ralsei is just starting to develop wants of his own, but was drawn to Kris from the start, connect the dots. Better as friends instead of going through what's expected of him in a story about going against fate. That's without even getting into Kris's side where they're starting to connect with him, but most of their behaviour around him for three entire chapters can be considered just tolerating him.
>>534972150i am far more critical of myself than i am of others.
>>534972515yeah no shit, weird route doesn't exactly smell like flowers, but since we know she will die because of the "WAS USED UP"-line.
things are getting pretty dark.
>>534972669That's probably fair.
Somehow that kind of reminds me of Blue Velvet.
>>534972891Who gives a shit about what Kris thinks, that kid's a self-important twerp
>>534972891What kris wants does not factor into what I want him to do. And what I want to do is check up on Alphys outside of school.
>>534972164His color comes from Dess.
>>534972515>>534973013What would be better? Noelle being totally okay with being used up, or her begging for her life like Flowey?
>>534972891Then I'm definitely making them do it.
>>534973871>Doesn't want to be a goat>Wears the hornsI don't blame Toriel, that boy aint right and is giving mixed signals.
>>534973871>Adoptive Parents do something nice for you>Act like thisKid should have been thrown to the street right here and then.
Would Noelle love or hate walnuts?
You know, because of Christmas nut crackers.
Oh, and by the way:
>The story of The Nutcracker is loosely based on the E.T.A. Hoffmann fantasy story The Nutcracker and the Mouse King, about a girl who befriends a nutcracker that comes to life on Christmas Eve and wages a battle against the evil Mouse King.
> "The Nutcracker and the Mouse King" is a fairy tale written in 1816 by Prussian author E. T. A. Hoffmann, in which a young girl's favorite Christmas toy, the Nutcracker, comes alive and, after defeating the evil Mouse King in battle, whisks her away to a magical kingdom populated by dolls.
>>534961191based
https://files.catbox.moe/582osw.png
>>534974042haven't you seen the teeth, girl IS a nutcracker
>>534974080well then, it makes sense why kris is such a little BITCH
Okay, but who's gonna have the biggest meltdown when the Kris was supposed to be the second hero twist is revealed in full, male selfinserters or male-to-female selfinserters?
>>534974245"Ayyyyyyyyy"
-Sans
>>534973338she is so cute its criminal
>>534974304Imagine if there was a continuation to this where Asgore is just getting washed by Toriel 3 stocking him
>>534974424I never know what the fuck you're saying
>>534974480>The family's super smashing fighting again...
The most toxic Deltarune fan has got nothing on the least toxic DCinside user from South Korea.
Those guys have started harassment campaigns against several artists if they even think a character they drew vaguely looks like they're making the "pinching" symbol with their hands.
Like they get enraged if the index finger and thumb look too "suspiciously" close together and then spam emails at the company said artist works at to get them fired.
Don't even get me started on east asian gachikoi and idolfags
>>534974424you when it doesnt happen
slightly chubby kris
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>>534974576related to your picture, I just saw this kino animation for Spamton based on a Great Gatsby musical adaptation's song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=--GW8vNzUHU
>>534972891>Kris fucking hates AlphysDo they hate Alphys or just the weeb shit?
Feels like they have a decent rapport
>>534974576I don't buy that is ''battery acid'' and Queen is just trolling again and it's gfuel or some shit. concentrated battery acid is piss yellow and rips through metals like herself with ease.
>>534974784You saw what he did to the juice
>>534974424i had a joke theory about the whole kris/soul thing being secondary while susie's journey's the main plotline, we just don't get to see the complete picture. even if it's true it feels more comical than anything.
>>534974042noelle LOVES nuts
Susie could probably make some fucked up guttural sounds
>>534974304Actually a good question
Who DO Asgore and Toriel main in Smashing Fighters
>>534974891Oh, true. And you can kinda sabotage the Undyne meet-cute if that counts
Anything else? I'm trying to figure out the dynamic
>>534973237>begging for her deer lifeman that's cold as fuck.
>>534974765tenna would be gatsby
spamton is that guy who has human molar cufflinks
nick carroway is mike (obviously)
>>534975170>Implying a lot of people here wouldn't be INSANELY turned on.
>>534975026this pippin has to be the most successful hater in utdr history
>>534975075Not much.
I find it hard to believe a kid like Kris wouldn't have it out for somebody like Alphys pretneding to be a cool teacher though.
>>534974042>Hoffmannlook into some of his other short stories, like The Sandman, which involves lifelike puppets/automatons and the main character having a childhood fear of burning embers being thrown into his eyes (Burning Eyes)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Sandman_(short_story)
I LOVE TENNA!!!! I LOVE TV!!!!
>>534975619flowey didn't kill everyone in the underground over and over for a century for this...
>>534975363Anon, i like susie, i went on the weird route to keep noelle away from her, i never wanted any of this to happen.
i just wanted my cute dino and now i have to hatefuck a doe.
to quote deus ex
>"I never asked for this."but yeah, the weird route is still kino but i have a brick in my guts.
>>534975772who do you think taught Flowey how to hate? it was the Pippins all along...
>>534975717I like but do not love TV
if these two got back together they would be the most annoying couple around castle town
>>534976032what idiot locked him up like that but forgot to take his pants off first
>>534975026Imagine Tenna being a BITCH to you everyday so you finally quit, then he pulls a "NO! You can't do that! We need you!". FUCK YOU Tenna, hope your business goes under!
>>534976174those 3 minutes of FREEDOM, FREEDOM were the happiest of his life
>>534975772>spend years of your life being the biggest dick possible to everyone>only remembered for getting beat up by an 8 year old>shit talk a dude for a minute in missable dialogue>permanently alter how the fandom thinks of themFlowey WISHES he could do it like red pippin #48
The Snooze Gang
Because some adventures just take too long
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>>534975798>>"I never asked for this.">Kraut Be Like
since this is the only confirmed appearance of Gaster what if when he's eventually revealed and he's just this little thing and that's it
>>534975772Considering the ending that the underground would have gotten if Mettaton was in charge it is probably not the worst thing if Frisk killed him.
>>534976437if you're such a BIG SHOT how come you don't have a name huh Mr Red Pippin
>>534976510its cute..
>>534968380But there are many good lgbt artists, maybe its just wrist pain or some other incidents that severely damage their ability to draw good art
>>534976174Imagine being the TV Time production caterer and getting constantly belittled by Tenna with unrealistic requests and petty complaints, so you threaten to expose and blackmail him for putting Pipis in the TV Slop and not giving it expiration dates.
Also, if he wants you to keep quiet, he has to eat ALL the expired and leftover food that no one else wants, and taste-test whatever new food you make since he wanted so bad to "make sure" it met his changing whims and tastes.
>>534975798>Anon, i like susie, i went on the weird route to keep noelle away from herI hate to tell you this, but I don't see Susie making it to the end of the weird route either.
>>534976505>like a girl>literally mindrape the dating competitionGOD DAMN IT, NOT JUST WRONG HOLE, BUT WRONG GIRL!
>>534976510>Finally face Wing Gaster the Royal Scientist>It's a giant elaborate machine that you peel back the layers of until you finally find the "real Gaster," which is just one speck of himMight be cool
>>534971150It feels like toby was targetting the fandom out of anger/spite with that whole dialogue exchange with the coatrack in ch4
>>534976532Mettaton is weird. Outside of Flowey, he's probably one of the more villainous characters. Yet he's also one of the very few people who has a genuine issue with all of humanity going extinct.
>>534976437Bro gets 5 minutes
>>534965290It's just the caviar, she'll eat anything else as long as it isn't meat or toblerone
>>534976887I'm gonna be honest, I didn't think he had a beard
i though it was a peter griffin chin
If there had been a Ramb schizoboss it would have ended with Ramb, finally realizing what Kris really needs, telling Kris that they have to tell the truth and ask for help from their friends and loved ones and that he will if they won't, only for Kris to panic and kill him so he can't try
>>534976719Its Just You Being A Usual Boyfailure
Heh, But We Still Like Ya Anyways
>>534976712she will.
>AND LAST WAS THE GIRL>AT LAST WAS THE GIRLthat's susie, btw.
when the roaring comes, she will be the last (wo)man standing.
ralsei will die soon ch5/ch6, noelle and susie will both die like prophecized in the game and susie will be last.
>>534971539>picrelDont forget the similarities between some of sans's attacks and the knight's sword tunnel attack
hello it's me wingdin gaster
a large portion of the internet hates deltarune fans now because they were too annoying on some retarded pixel thing
how will this affect chapter 5's release?
Reminder that Chapter 2 is still peak Deltarune and Spamton's themes are still umatched in being both catchy and thematic
>>534977053get a life you loser
>>534977108This is what the eggs look like when hatched
>>534977108this feels like a bit where he announces himself as WangDang Gaffster or something and gets 1 line of dialogue
>>534977120>that graph showing deltarune's popularity was actually showing an enormous spike in complaints against the fandomlol
>>534976802I believe he was, thought it could always be read as just telling the player to forget about the hat I believe there was spite in there as well.
>>534977053to hear that coming from YOU out of all hurts a little.
>>534977192>get a life you loserI Already Have Yours It Seems
Based On How Much You LOVE Replying To Me
>>534976887That is all bro needs to make a lasting impression
>>534974042She's the only one to listen to the Nutcracker, at least until Kris's DEAL
Iโm not sure any anyone thinks chapter 6 is going to be as long as chapter 1, 2, 3, 4, and 5.
Thereโs no EGG and crystal to collect. There is no side-story going to be developed. The exploration is over in it. Plus, Noelle replacing Susie and Ralsei would greatly shorten the playtime and interactions.
>>534977401Everyone Knows That The Truth Hurts
Regardless Of Who's Coming From
>>534976869it's something fandom forgets a LOT. even before he's an attention whore, mettaton thinks his calling is to be a hero of humanity. it's his dying wish even on a genocide route. it's an utterly deranged level of being a race traitor.
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>>534977053I could 100% believe you're Berdly, he seems like the type to act like a total retard on 4chan. Keep it up, king.
>>534977615well, then its not true, because its literally just getting insulted by someone like you.
>>534977304>Except ironically, Tad Strange
>>534969616Noelle was fingering herself anon
>>534977712It took them till reaching the legs to realize that alec wasnt in there?
>>534977646Most of Mettaton is rarely remembered outside "haha, funny fabulous man".
>>534976437>dark world and inhabitants are influenced by whoever opens the fountain>this fucking red pippinsplease please please Toby donโt kill Rudy I do not want attend his funeral while piloting Kris. I donโt trust the kid not to say or do something off color in front of the town. spare me Toby, please god
>>534976437Fun fact, that pippin is actually holding that glass, meaning he just went in to steal a drink in front of stone ramb's eyes
>>534977646>it's an utterly deranged level of being a race traitor.Still not as bad as clover.
>>534977646Humanity has more robots then the monsters do, if anything him sticking with the monsters would make him more of a race traitor then joining the humans.
What tracks are the bootleg "Legend of Tenna - A Faggot In Time" taking references from anyway?
NORTHERNLIGHT is Flashback
GLACEIR is ??? Maybe a future track? Part of me thinks its Lost Girl, but I just cant put my finger on it.
BIT ROOTS is Digital Roots (Spamton G Spamton NEO)
ERAM? I can't think of anything.
Iโve felt bad all day and havenโt really done anything
>>534978149Im pretty sure that glaceir references another the legend of zelda theme
>>534976174Dude didn't even fully turn to stone, he held on til the very end
>>534977153Yes master shakeโฆ. Oourghhh
>>534978168Look up trails near your area and go on a walk.
>>534978065Gaster... We don't own any female FRIENDs...
>>534978252Ok its links awakening level 6 face shrine i remembered it just now
>>534976946Stainless steel plated ass
>>534976721Don't turn off the Devil's Machine
>>534977646It's because he felt like an outcast among monsters and wanted to be Bigger so he completely forgot about all the people who love and need him until it's rubbed in his face
Just like Kris Deltarune
>>534978149NORTHERNLIGHT is also made to emulate DTMF-signals.
You know, if the player really is the Angel it's honestly kind of hilarious how Kris threats the soul.
It's like meeting Jesus and treating him like shit.
>>534978562Yes, but the difference is that he has a better excuse.
Mass genocide is bad, and all that.
>>534977646I love how shameless he is about it
>>534978640or if the SOUL has a tint of December on it
hell, even naming it "December" has got to make Kris feel like shit once they realize why it's called "DECEMBERTown"
>>534978252>>534978410Okay yeah I can hear it out, very obvious hommage.
t. never played the old Zelda games because he was too busy playing Paper Mario and Star Fox 64 on an emulated N64.
>>534977950>Carol: I must sacrifice more monsters now to my daughter.>Carol: Eat my child. Eat.>Carol: You need more souls to become the angel.
>>534978403that's why he's smiling
>>534977153I still listen to BIG SHOT on a daily basis
>>534977915very true for him more than for most
i saw a comic once that characterised him as hating puns. i don't know how you'd come to that conclusion, unless you didn't read literally a single line of his dialogue
>>534978562>mettaton wanted a body that looked just like a human including a colourful soul>kris wore a horn headband to look more like a monster>kris dark world form and mettaton ex share a colour palettewhat did toby mean by this
>>534977950No.
You will watch Rudy die. You will have Noelle cry her heart out. You will have Kris say "Guess we're eating deer tonight!" afterwards.
>>534979060i would like toriel to get what she fucking deserves, tyvm come again
Will Toby stop making new mystery boxes for now?
he has the audacity to make a new mystery box of final prophecy panel after half the story (end of chapter 4)
Keeping knight secret only makes it harder for it to show an actual relationship with Kris.
Maybe show us Kris working and talking to knight but make it so Susie doesn't know?
Limiting stuff about Dess and Asriel means they will have little time to do stuff in chapters 5, 6 or 7
I hope Toby starts resolving mystery boxes in chapter 5 so 6 and 7 aren't just reveal after reveal
Did Toby resolve a single mystery box in chapters 3 and 4?
>>534977950You'll be the one forcing Kris to grit their teeth this time
>>534979005do you dilute it with remixes or take it from the bottle
>>534978348Itโs 91f/almost 33c with a 60% humidity outside
I was out earlier looking at stuff in stores, but going from AC to outside made it feel like the entire world was on fire.
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>>534979005Honestly, i prefer "SPAMTON" closely followed by "NOW'S YOUR CHANCE TO BE A" over [[BIG SHOT]].
i love that seedy, dangerous alleyway theme.
>>534979005Do you listen to lyrical covers?
>>534979221You just need to wait, anon.
Nothing wrong with questioning the writing of Tricky Tony, or what its all about.
But 2026 is only 4 months away, and then, you can wait for more questions to be answered, and more answers creating questions.
He probably does that shit just to take the piss out of the retards taking EVERYTHING seriously.
>>534979060the cage with human soul and parts (Mettaton EX)
the girl, with hope crossed on her heart (Mad Dummy is bisected horizontally through the chest)
the prince, alone in deepest dark (Napstablook, who likes to lie down alone while projecting into space, the deepest dark)
>>534979427You beat me to it you SPAMTON
>>534979474>2026 is only 4 months away,I'M OLD
>>534979264and what's preventing you from starting now?
>>534979245Primarily vanilla, but I do occasionally listen to remixes if I need a change of pace or need to get my fix in places where others could hear it.
>>534979221>Did Toby resolve a single mystery box in chapters 3 and 4?Define resolve, but the Knight actually showing up is a big one.
Otherwise, I think chapter 5 won't exactly resolve things but it will largely reveal what exactly happened to Dess as far as the rest of the town understands it and why Asgore and Toriel broke up.
>>534979060>>534979517"hope crossed on her heart" also works for Mad Mew Mew having the split SOUL mode (red and cyan, Determination and Patience)
did toby say all the spamton sweepstakes stuff is noncanon because he liked the character/lore stuff but noticed the timeline of spamton giving noelle the egg makes no fucking sense
>>534979221>Limiting stuff about Dess and Asriel means they will have little time to do stuff in chapters 5, 6 or 7>I hope Toby starts resolving mystery boxes in chapter 5 so 6 and 7 aren't just reveal after revealThere are chapter 8, 9 and 10, actually
>>534979553I still don't get why Noelle was given buck teeth, I thought she was a jackalope at first (ingame). am I just retarded or anyone else as well?
>>534979714He did it because he wrote Noelle and Susie just a bit too much horrible.
>>534979060>Mettaton is kind of a catty bitch who loves to get a rise out of people>Kris is kind of a catty bitch who loves to get a rise out of people
>>534979714Newest girl makes no sense
>>534979714He never said that
>>534979764She needed something "geeky" about her character design, besides her doofy-ass eyes
do
does anybody else just have Dialtone. be their mental mood 24/7
and only occasionally, rarely, if at all, have your brain decide to go full on Hopes And Dreams?
im starting to hate it.
>>534979221I like how it's all building up. The mysteries are an integral part of its atmosphere, much more so than undertale.
And chapter 4 almost confirmed the knight being Dess. It's one of the Holidays, at the very least.
remember to force kris to become a postitiute
>>534979469No. I hate those types of covers. It's either the exact lyrics that are in the base version or versions without them entirely.
>>534979474>But 2026 is only 4 months awayDamn, and here I thought I was gonna do something with my life this year
>>534979905and her nerd clothes that make Berdly look like James Bond wasn't enough?
>>534979221The mystery box in chapter 4 was supposed to encourage data mining to find this:
>FOR TO SAVE THE WORLDS, WE LAST OF ALL SAY,And then you realize you have to rhyme โSavedโ with a small section of words that do, which is Graved.
Chapter 3โs side story with Rouxls hints that the angel requires โTHE LOVERSโ to reach heaven.
So you you get
โTHE LOVERS [blank] GRAVEDโ
The prophecy of Ralsei and the angel mentioned that the angel is banished and heaven is banished.
The angel is called โLOVEโ in โLOVE FINDS ITS WAY TO THE GIRLโ
So
โLOVE BANISHED [blank] HEAVENโ
โLOVE BANISHED [blank] HEAVEN, THE LOVERS [blank] GRAVED.โ
>>534979517at least one of them is in on the conspiracy for sure
the knight had to have known about the police code SOMEHOW after all
>>534979858that grape looks like one of those round fake plastic grapes. i always thought they looked tempting.
>>534980009>Kris is forced to a big city.>Becomes a proustite>Dies in a alleyway after somebody sticks a knife into him rather than pay him. God... Imagine.
>>534979060>what did toby mean by thisThey need to hang out
>>534980070Looks a bit too meek for my taste, I need femdom aggression.
I'll probably die alone, damn.
>What was your name again? Luisa? Suzette? >Meh, whatever
>>534979517Love will find its way to Maddie
>>534979714??? he never said that shit wasnโt canon
>the timeline doesnโt make sensethe answers you seek are in chapter 4
>>534980073Well you need more than one thing to make a character design have a certain trait.
I see a lot of people saying Deltarune fans should be killed (or atleast completly removed from the public internet)
>>534980194>Hey Kris, let's go visit Rudy. He's currently on his deathbed and probably not long for the world.>"No.">Want to visit your dad? He's lonely, kind of sad, and would probably love seeing you around.>"No."God, I hate this little shit.
>>534980352get that divorced sad goat man ass maddie
>>534980009>become a postitiute>Spelling Mistake
>>534979931no, manic-depressive anon my regime of lamictal and wellbutrin keeps me even
>>534980383I wonder if the tooth fairies take out tommy guns and bandanas when her loosen or loosened to fight off the competition.
>>534980398>THEIR SO CUTE
>>534979726So he will delay everything for chapters 9 and 10, got it
>>534979714Toby should retcon the story or sweepstakes and make sweepstakes part of story because lore and plot are less important than characters and themes
>>534980453They're correct
>>534980343The reason she took longer to call her there wasn't because she struggled to remember her name, was it...?
>>534980673they are prefer to have the pronouns they are
>>534964120>Kris>Susie (tie)>Ralsei (tie)>Noelle>Berdly>Catti>Dess
>>534980453>kinoko nasu found dead in Dubaithe internet would turn inside out
>>534980343The version of Deltarune that has less than like 0.000001% chance of existing where the game ends early on the normal route and forces you to do weird route to reach chapters 6 and 7 is the single most kino video game in all of human history.
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>>534979526[Want?] THE H ELL DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?
>>534980079The lovers had to be graved? It would explain kris and noelle being used up
>>534980798Nasu likes Deltarune?
>>534980009>>534980474>become a postitiuteDID YOU BY CHANCE MEAN A PASTATIUTE?
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>>534980398(he means me and kris)
thanks btw
>>534980545consider yourself lucky
it is amusing that there are several versions of depressions, not to sound like a special snowflake faggot, just too curious for my own sake
>ah yes you see, you're getting comfortable in misery for an extended period of time and get too numb for it, until your brain chemicals remember to get to work, you suffer mania, and then crash out back into depression againlike getting a taste of that sweet sweet HOPE, just to remember the reality you're in.
however, this shit aint nothing to me, man. it is what it is.
>>534980453Theyre only doing that because of wplace, not because they actually dislike them, so correct for the wrong reasons
>>534980739Her name was Barney
>>534981119Will I ever get that beer that I'm owed?
>>534980782>>Best child>Kris>SusieLMAO
I just finished chapter 4, show me memes that aren't assgore running dess over
>>534981270i thought this one had a lot of potential but the fanbase ran out of ideas pretty quick
>>534979959Ok that got me. A kiss from a "king" to make a darkner real
>>534981268>KrisI love a psychopath
>SusieI just feel bad for her, anon
>>534963210I don't get it. In this scenario, do you and Susie give birth to Noelle?
Or is this one of those weird relationships where Noelle larps as your daughter while you're married to Susie?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UoFG2G52xfA
>>534980194>San's brother's name is Papyrus and he's a really cool dude and he's friends with a version of your brother.>*Kris isn't even paying attention to you.>Mettaton lives here. He's a deranged, selfish lunatic who tried to kill me at least four times and then brainwash the population with screens exactly like what Queen did to your classmate Berdly->*Kris is already swapping phone numbers with him.
>>534981270>Doesn't already have memesBricked your save
>>534981473my sides = in orbit
Wait a minute
Is Ralsei literally a tube of toothpaste?
>>534981584>noelle in hotpantsokay she is DEFINETLY asking for it.
i am losing my fucking marbles.
>>534980837Dumpster Man's back alley deal theme
>>534981651Would be funny. Cap on is black Ralsie, cap off is white Ralsie and sometimes you just loose the cap to a toothpaste tube
>>534981429I Also Feel Bad For Susie, Berdly And Kris
But I Wouldnt Put Them Above Noelle As "Best Child", Anon
>>534980958soul is my fave character
>>534981605This is all I have
>>534981724damn right it is.
i liked eram because of the implication of my fave returning but really nothing can beat spamton in how kino his boss fight was.
his soundtrack, his contagious persona.
so far, he was the peak schizoboss.
Has anybody actually written some good smut about the weird route scene?
>>534980901I donโt have the interview bookmark on hand since im on mobile but he went through chapters 1/2 and talked about how knowing he wonโt see the characters again for a while (lol) was painful. he also played undertale since people told him it was short and good.
>>534981787Im more compelled by Susie and her development. I like Noelle a lot too. They're all pure of heart (except Kris, but I love him for being fucked in the head)(allegedly)
>>534962705Being in a lifelong loving monogamous relationship with his childhood friend.
>>534981957what? DOE RAPE DOE RAPE DOE RAPE LMAOOO isn't enough to turn you on?
>>534981923what fave do you think will return?
>>534982065>leg-lockmy cryptonite.
i can't get any hornier.
>>534962705The SOUL possessing him will be named "December"
>>534981969Based Nasu. A shame he's stuck doing FGO until the day he died. You can tell that writing LB6 pretty much drained his last intrest in Fate.
Though at least we got the Touhou I never wanted out of it, as well as some really peak waifu's.
FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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>>534982134this bitch.
after ch3, there is almost no denying.
>>534982118It's kind of amazing Rudy was still okay with Kris after this.
>>534982270The flower represents deflowering
The red dot can be interpreted as bleeding or soul fetus
And the shattered glass one represents a shattered hymen
>>534982342>kris after i make him do unspeakable things (saying please and thank you)
>>534982270I always expected the uncontrollable thorns to end up as the final design
>>534982118I like to believe that Rudy thinks Kris's antics are hysterical even if he wishes they weren't doing it to his youngest daughter
>>534982091No, I want a proper romantic rape scene. Complete with both Kris and Noelle wanting it and not wanting it
>>534982342>Kris after I made him take a shower, clean the house, go out and socialize, and better his life overall
>>534982580Kris doesnt prank dess because she would simply beat him down with her own bat again
>>534982270>toby fox had the rape sprite in 1.0>immediately fumbled when someone said its San Andreas>WE CALL THIS - THE DEFLOWERING>he panicked and changed it to a flickering pixel>WE CALL THIS THE FERTILIZED OVUM or THE PIXEL OF GAY DESTRUCTION>he later changed this placeholder to be the shattered glas>WE ARE NOW IN THE "BROKEN HYMEN" ARCtoby can do a lot, but he can't unrape the doe.
>>534982683Pretty much. He's a bully at nature. Dess doesn't take his shit, so he picks on the weaker girl.
>>534982464>>534982530But what was the issue? Why did they change it?
>>534981957What should it be called?
>Noelle Wept
>>534982683Kris would prank Dess as long as he has a sturdy and stable concrete wall and alot of distance between her and him.
>>534982819more like
>"Noelle Wet"
>>534982817The deflowering made the rape allegory too obvious for the audience so toby changed it to something more subtle (the red dot was just a placeholder)
>>534982819Darkest feelings?
>>534982817the deflowering wasn't meant to represent literal rape, it was supposed to be the rose losing its petals and becoming all thorns but Twitter is schizophrenic and had a meltdown about it
then it became the Ch4 teaser pixel which sucked ass
then it became red "nerves" spreading rapidly
>>534982817Toby got spooked by /v/ making every single post in every Deltarune thread RAPE RAPE RAPE
>>534982819Plucked flowers.
>>534976887Yet I somehow want to fuck him more than spamton and Tenna had to get that off my chest
>>534983252that's because he's female
>>534983101> it was supposed to be the rose losing its petals and becoming all thornsIsn't that basically the idea behind deflowering as well though?
>>534982908>"Why did Noelle give me a shirt with the trophy thing from that old console?"
Did you know? Dark Worlds are actually portals directly to Wales.
>>534983140>he's helping resurrect Homestuck specifically for this
how long are you lasting in the friend room
>>534983354then why is the dragon purple instead of red
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>>534975798>Anon, i like susie, i went on the weird route to keep noelle away from herFunny. I like Noelle, i went on the weird route to keep her away from Susie. But Kris just doesn't get it.
>>534983418considering you can attack in two directions at once and FRIENDs drop healing I'm sure I'll clear it
>>534983101Do note that just because toby changed the flower thing, it doesnt mean that the intended meaning isnt a rape allegory
>>534983473you got work to do, anon.
>>534983101>but Twitter is schizophrenic and had a meltdown about itIt was changed before Twitter had much of a reaction about it at all and most people were confused about changing it
>>534983461too much blue leaking over from Scotland
>>534983473Kris is determined to fuck up his relationship with Noelle. He refuses to get laid with her.
>>534983354I can't wait for the "Desolate Slate Mining Town" Dark World, the "Cardiff is a fucking shithole" Dark World or the Darker than Dark World (Rhyl)
>>534983338How can that be so when Iโm the straightest woman itt?
Seeing lewd Tenna art is what convinced me to give deltarune a try. I love it more than I loved undertale but I'm sad that I didn't start it at chapter 1 because I'm obsessed with Spamton now and lost out on years that he could have taken over my mind and soul.
>>534983707DESSolate, huh?
>>534983471That's sexual assault, I'm telling the cyber police
>>534983705Pretty soon is the brother youre fighting, not pretty.
Undertale: But Flowey is just Audrey II from Little pet Shop of Horror.
>>534983050SHADOWGUY SWEEP
>>534983569Itโs probably because it was too small.
>>534983775Ponies outside /mlp/?
Travesty
when will the threads be tolerable again
>>534983418throw me to the friends and i'll come back pregnant
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>>534982270>A thorny vine circles around and strangles a pretty flower, the flower is shown withering away
>>534984092They are tolerable already
>>534983775Confession: I thought Susie was a kelpie (horse monster) when I first played chapter 1
Honestly, I might just write smut myself. Though I'm not sure where I should post it if I do.
why did 5u5ie only appear for one scene in the intro to chapter 1? I wanted to see more of her but susie took over her role :(
would deltarune be improved if it was a collection of short stories written by Lovecraft?
>>534984187post it here please
>>534984187Just post it on ao3, its not that complicated
>>534983775>Susie if she went to pleasure island
>>534984092Tolerable is subjective. Some find threads fun because they just don't read what they don't like and stick to what they do like
>>534984117That would be gay. Weird route enjoyers are 100% heterosexual.
>>534984641Till you're dead or till you cum?
>>534983418I'd kill myself immediately.
>>534984217Yes, but don't ask what the Cattenheimer's first name is.
What would you do if this happened at the end of deltarune's pacifist route?
>>534984201It's like how you get to have Sephiroth in your party for a little bit of FF7, 5u5ie will be back eventually
Which 40K army would each member of the main cast play?
>>534962705Susie called in sick and isn't going to class today, Kris doesn't find an opportunity to skip class, and Toriel and Sans spend the whole afternoon flirting right in front of the closet door. It's also the first day since the game started that there's no new dark world being created, it's just not within the plan.
>>534984875Be disappointed it wasn't Asriel saying it again.
Otherwise, cheer and calp.
>>534984875>Now put a horrible mutant baby in me!
>>534984624>weird routers are 100% heterotrue and based.
>>534984624But rape can be gay too
>>534984979Why should I help him when he hates me, the player.
>>534984694the suck so good you'd be lucky to survive it
Deltarune haters treating wplace as anything but the digital equivalent of a bathroom stall makes them look crazy, but I guess they don't have the mental capacity to see that
>>534984624Yeah, That's What Y'all Say As A Way To Cope
>>534985146>Backing Up One AnotherTrue Love Is Flourishing
>>534959691This made me angry, not because of susie but because the original he wasn't happy.
kinda made you think what was going on in the artist's head.
Like did you not want to draw the kris noelle ship?
Why did you draw the ship then?
>>534985235there is one force more powerful than anything in the world that transcends love and hope itself
and that is petty annoyance
>>534984875>Noelle are you fucking sibling-zoning me!?
>>534985506>"Oh no, I'm down bad for incest."
>>534985389tenna's tongue is the size of spamton's face
loving and wholesome yaoi
Dess is so hot I wish child molesters were real
>>534985905I hope we get a scene where Kris just swings as hard as possible at Ralsei's snout.
>>534984914>KrisDark Angels for being a knight with a duplicitous nature.
Alpha Legion for manipulating and scheming.
Death Korps of Krieg for clearly aiming to die at the end as a way to make up for all of it.
>SusieTyranids because cool ass bug dinosaurs.
Orks because lol violence.
Carcharodons because hell yeah sharks.
>RalseiTau because peace, greater good, understanding.
Craftworld Eldar because muh prophecy warns of a great evil that may befall us all, but I'm not telling you anything you fucking dipshit I'm gonna hide all the details until we accidentally take the worst course of action because of my hubris.
Sisters of Battle for the martyrdom aspect of thinking his life and that of every darkner is just worthwhile if it's serving lightners.
>NoelleSisters of Battle too because she masturbates really fucking hard to repentias and penitent engines and gave her canoness enormous tiddies ,while if her parents ask, it's just because they're devoted and celebrate Sanguinala.
>BerdlyAdeptus Mechanicus, because they're the most "intelligent", the irony of him being a false intellectual that picks that faction that worships stagnation and lack of progress and just circlejerks with their pre-existing limited comprehension of technology is lost on him.
>LancerWhite Scars because they have bikes and because Lancer is a cool motherfucker and real ones recognize each other.
>>534985275are you really that keen to be somehow the least liked poster?
like, come on, dude.
>>534985916Sorry, anon. In a world without monsters all child molesters look like ugly bastards and not tomboy Doe girls.
>>534965160Why the fuck do so many grown adults draw Roblox fan art??
I guess it's hypocritical of me to comment on adults being fans of kids games in the Undertale Deltarune General but every Roblox game I've ever seen looks like genuine slop. What's the appeal? Nostalgia?
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>>534986323i feel it has dna with Lego which has historically been a powerful Adult Autism magnet
>>534986132>KrisDark Angels make the most sense. Especially considering his knight cosplay.
>SusieOrks honestly seem to suit her the most.
>RalseiAll of those work equally well.
>NoelleHonestly could see her being a Tyranid player like most women.
>BerdlyMakes sense. Though so do Thousand Sons because Tzeentch is pretty much always the midwit faction.
>Lancer100%.
>>534986143Nope, But It You Think That Way
Then It Means Its Working As A Side Effect
Best Way To Deal With The "Haters Gonna Hate" Kind Of People
But It Is Funny How Me Being (ME) Is What Gets On People's Nerves
>>534985235>>534985362I don't get it though, whenever I see someone on twitter complaining about vandalized art, it's always "OMG DELTROON FANS!!!!" and not "oh wait, did anyone stop and think MAYBE this could've been a falseflagger just trolling, instead of an actual Deltarune fan?" Like, do they lack ANY critical thinking skills? Thank god I don't ever post on twitter or I'd be pulling my eyes out trying to not reply to what I hope (probably isn't) bait. I can't escape this shit either, even the funny mario autism account is doing it. EVEN without any of what I typed earlier, IT'S STILL A FUCKING BATHROOM STALL AS A WEBSITE, GET OVER IT
>>534965160I can't see the appeal on roblox. As far as i can tell it's a mix of the game allowing a lot of customization so artists like to draw their own avatar and redrawing stuff they do with their friends in private in the game. or it might be just autism
>>534985235I saw some people complaining about a memorial to some dead streamer or something getting vandalized by Deltarune fans and all I can think is, like, what did you expect? If I used that website I would vandalize everything too. Fuck your art.
Sometimes wonder what Noelle and Dess get up to in the various Undertale endings. Dess would 100% "Vanish" in the Mettaton ending.
>>534985328its the type of artist with no drive. no being. only latching on to trends and redrawing things to fit that someone else had already made.
>>534986548Damn, its gonna take all day to fix that huh
>>534986684right? this sorta shit would be all penises and swastikas if it was built on some minecrap public server said admin Berdly
>>534986842Actin like we weren't the ones that groomed Frisk into that
>>534985153It can be.But it isn't.
>>534986981Frisk should actually have had some spine to fight back against our control.
>>534986665But Not As Much As You Do
You're Unbeateable In Giving Head
>>534986842>*KRIS YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND THAT IS THE VESSEL I'VE BEEN MENTIONING I CALLED "MY FRISKY BITS"! >*IF WE DO NOT GO, WE ARE GOING TO GET FLIRTED AND HUGGED TO DEATH!
>>534986518>purposefully an asshole>everyone who is starting to not like you is a "hater"some A-grade narcsissism you got there.
>>534986714I think Dess could be one of the big up and coming would-be generals under Undyne's new militaristic rule too
>>534961659Noelle is the second whitest-coded person in the game, just ignore them. Good on you for getting a nice walk on though. Exercise is important no matter how small!
I think im gonna shit if we get into the shelter darkworld and the first room we run into is asgore's flower covered throne room
>>534987180If That's What You Want To Call It
And This Is Somehow New?
Or A New Discovery Or Something?
>>534987239>Second whitestShe's probably half Hispanic. Considering Rudy.
Dreemurr feel the most like typical wasps.
>>534987180expect a witless response in stilted english any moment now
>>534987180>>534986665Don't argue with the fagtard.They get off on attention. Ignore them and they'll go away.
>>534986410Ralsei is for Susie's fists only
>>534987039For Frisk it's a game, any way of of handling it is fun. The dialogue for the dog food in the lab when you kill all the snowdin dogs and the true lab dialogue for heckling snowdrake's mom. Also acknowledging the soda in Alphys' fridge but only taking the noodles. Frisk is a good kid or a psychopath depending on the route dialogue for some parts
>>534976172Recently saw someone's go at fem Berdly that made her a fujo instead
>>534987402>The shelter is just undertale. God DAMNIT TOBY!!!
>>534987735>more baby shadowguys
>>534987759this guy needs to make more horror babes
>>534984624Based.
>>534985164Amazing question. The way I see it is...keep smiling. We are reaching that ending, no matter how many of these fucking traitors have to be thrown onto the sacrificial altar to do so. I'll find a party of loyalists and do it myself, if necessary.
>>534977646This might be the first piece of straight Mettaton fanart I've seen outside of very few ships
>>534976697Bro your post is EXACT thing I complained about a few days earlier.
I fucking hate when I'm reading a seemingly innocuous post and then halfway through it turns out it's a fat fetish/feeder story. This is why I hate fatfags and the worst thing is you guys NEVER CHANGE.
This Is Me, Fr Fr (Allegedly)
How do we know Dess didnt just run away, she's probably not dead
>>534982781So that's why Kris and Susie get along so well.
>>534988274Lmao, fatgods run these threads. Buckle up, newbie
>>534988461People that wonder why Kris is so easygoing with his former bully often seem to ignore that he obviously has no issue with bullying if it's done to people that are not him.
>>534988442We don't know what happened but everything we do know indicates it's tied to something big.
Though it would be funny if she just ran away from home, they couldn't find her, and the story never actually reveals if she's off in the next town over or got her organs harvested by a Mexican drug cartel.
>>534984092When threadpersonalities ALL get banned, that's all it would take
>>534988274Smells like someone needs their diaper changed.
https://files.catbox.moe/b0uudx.png
Guys this might be revealing too much but I'm kind of scared.
I made a fanfic of Susie finding out Noelle wants to be a dentist (for some fucking reason) and volunteers to help her practice and it's basically all dentist/dental anxiety poured into one story.
The issue isn't the fanfic, it's how I got a comment on it where the person says they enjoyed it and asks if I'd be willing to do a series on it, if I wanted to.
Half-way through writing a reply, I decide to check what the guy has bookmarked.
All of them are fanfics relating to dentistry, dental surgery, teeth, and tooth pulling.
Again this is probably a bit too revealing, but I'm scared.
>Chspter 1: Jevil met FRIEND. Has a crystal.
>Chapter 2: Spamton met friend and said Dess also did. The Neo body has a shadow crystal, likely placed there by Friend
>Chspter 3: You beat the knight, who gotten this strong because of friend, and get the shadow crystal from her.
>Chapter 4: Gerson says Chspter 5 is a field of pink and gold.
>Chapter 5: The final shadow crystal location.
Friend has to be the final shadow crystal boss. It makes far more sense than anything else.
>>534988442How about she got a letter from the government about getting drafted. She just got it late and had to rush out the door without telling anyone she's leaving.
>>534982750If Kris wasn't going to do it, I had to take matters into my own hands.
>>534988274Anon when he reads yet another fatfag post on /utg/
>>534987423you misunderstood, regardless of familial makeup, noelle herself is so white that she broke the corners of the punnett square. evidence: "holy cheese and crackers."
>>534988747That is a fetish, yes
Sorry you had to find that out this way
>>534988274Sorry i got horny and forgot to warny haha
He doesn't explicitly gain weight in my post so he could just open his mechanical stomach hatch and just scoop all the food out. Or he just burns it up into nothing and doesn't gain weight so in your ideal version it's fine it's just about the humiliation of him having to eat the food and obey you.
So yeah it's all good he only gains weight for the viewers who want it
>>534988747If your fear is that he yanked his chain to your fanfic, your fears are justified and true.
>>534988747While I do intend to answer your question, all I can imagine now is Noelle singing the Dentist song from Little Shop of Horror: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YoWom0CCRKM&list=RDYoWom0CCRKM&start_radio=1
Honestly, I could also see the Lyrics working for Kris.
>>534988274I agree with you. I'd rather be surprised by any other fetish than the fat shit. Literally anything else would be better.
>>534988895That's fair, I guess. She is a very white person in the way she comes across. Explains why some people find her unlikeable and I enjoy watching her suffer.
>>534983050where's the one where it's all shadowguys
>>534988274As non-fatfag Tennafags, we truly are the most oppressed in these threads...
>>534988646>People that wonder why Kris is so easygoing with his former bully often seem to ignore that he obviously has no issue with bullying if it's done to people that are not him.I don't think anyone really wonders that, it's just the loudest fans and self inserters are the same kind of shithead that Kris is and fail to realize just how unlikeable they are to everyone who isn't also a shithead.
Toriel's greatest fear was her kids falling in with the wrong crowd, and the irony is that she refuses to realize that Kris IS the wrong crowd.
>>534989150you should kill yourself if you're darker than tan, and kill yourself faster if not.
>>534988747Anyway... Ignoring my love for Little shop of Horror (I should write a parody of that movie someday).
Look, I'm just going to be blunt here, you are 100% being asked to write fetish porn here. My main question for you is 1: Are you okay with that. 2: Do you want to try and get money out of it? Depending on the answers, that should encourage your reply. Just remember that once you crossed the line into making Furry Dentist porn, and that is what you are writing, there is no going back.
>>534989392I'm white as fuck.
My mom actually has more of a tan than me since she works outside.
>>534988747As long as it's not vore related, let the nigga indulge in his super-specific autistic hyperfixation.
>>534989235Kris is a weird character to me insofar that the pendulum has swung and forth on him so many times it's hard to know what the general view of him is so far. Weirdroute certainly doesn't help in that regard.
Kris is the wrong crowd but, frankly, he's honestly too pathetic to be genuinly harmful. Well, at least without the knight and all of the supernatural buisness around.
>>534988747>* Being a friend doesn't make you them yours!>* Those teeth, they BITE.
>>534989150I have literally never seen heads or tails of anyone finding Noelle unlikeable because of whatever traits their racist minds associate with 'whiteness,' as opposed to actual complaints centered on the writing such as "she stops having a personality every time Susie is present." I think you have some deep-seated issues that you need to actually work through instead of attaching yourself to "fuck wypipo, fuck capitalism," or whatever other fanatical forms of controlled groupthink you follow with a semi-detached irony.
>>534988916>>534988930It's not that it's a fetish or how specific it is, it's having someone with it suddenly appear going "You should write more of this, if you want."
It feels like I just got ambushed with knowledge I shouldn't have.
>>534989004>>534989440Christ this is fantastic. It's weird how much I've heard of this movie and seen references and small bits, but never actually had the interest to watch it.
And, yes I know what's being asked. The answer is "No not really" (which I replied with).
See the problem with writing more is: how much dental stuff could I write and make interesting? I haven't even been to the dentist in like 5-6+ years now.
>>534989609It's fine to indulge, just scary for it to suddenly show up.
Chapter 5:
>Asgoreโs flowers become children. Six humans and one goat
>Expect the potted plant Rook to be Toriel. Sheโs a cat knight inspired by Mew Mew instead. Will get tons of fanart and โX AsGOREโ shipping
>People come in to AsGOREโs store to buy flowers from the back, they find themselves not wanting to leave.
>There are two or three dark worlds in the chapter.
>>534988830you are a true brother in spirit.
>>534989806Look, I don't feel like actually sharing my views on white people in overt detail so I'll just say this: I don't think it's real.
>getting weirdly fond of chapter 1 enemies who I never really thought about until now
either pippins are to blame or my brain thinks 2018 is so far in the past it can finally be considered nostalgic
>>534990012The Holocaust??
>>534989815It's a great movie. Very good songs, even ignoring anything else, and just a lot of fun to watch.
>See the problem with writing more is: how much dental stuff could I write and make interesting? I haven't even been to the dentist in like 5-6+ years now.In that case do drop the idea.
Also, and I really don't want to give live advice here since I don't know you obviously. But you should probably go to the dentist. Yeah, it sucks, but the longer you delay it the worse it will get.
they saying asriel touched kris that's why he quiet
>>534989775My claws that catch.
My jaws that bite.
>>534989592something tells me you don't work, period.
>>534990041I'm still not really excited about chapter 1 enemies though I do like the mysterious fading color Rudinn and the 7 Flying Aces and that one Rabbick that loves Swatch
>>534990084No. Aryan, white, European. It's all fake made up bullshit by stupid people with zero understanding of culture, genetics, and history.
I don't expect you to understand for the same reason I don't expect a insane person to understand why he isn't actually napoleon though.
>>534990475>literally we wuz kangs ideologyoh no no no no
>>534990170>But you should probably go to the dentistI tried a few months ago. They wanted like 2-3 different social security numbers for some fucking reason and the whole thing got cancelled.
Think I wrote myself into being convinced that Noelle WOULD be a fucking dentist though. She's got the money, the weird slight sadistic tendency, is kind of meticulous, and has some weird teeth stuff mentioned in the game.
>>534990659i believe you are agreeing with them, silly billy
>>534990290>Asriel touched Kris.>Dess touched Kris>Once stumbled across art of Toriel touching Kris>Carol probably has art of her molesting young Kris.Is there anybody who hasn't raped Kris?
>>534990689Dentist is a weird job for Noelle since it's fairly well paying and high educated but I honestly find it hard to believe Carol wouldn't push Noelle to do something more.
>>534990475>ayranswhy bring iranians into this?
>>534990798Asgore only wants to fuck Tori and maybe Rudy so Asgore will have to hit everyone with a truck and keep Toriel in his basement.
>>534990646how do you feel about affirmative action?
>>534990976Maybe it's a good thing Carol has some control over Noelle's life. Unless Carol wants her to be something even worse.
Actually, she probably wants Noelle to get involved in politics....
>>534988274i like fatfags because they're talented and funny and nice
>>534990689>* Needles aren't scary... medicine's important, you know?The medical field is definitely a possibility for Noelle, I've seen a few people headcanon her as a pediatrician
>>534991281I like to think she wants Noelle to take over as Mayor. Either so she herself can aim for something higher, or just to keep the Holiday dynasty going.
Granted, I THINK being mayor of a small town probably won't bring out her worse tendencies. Any type of political job above that though...
>>534991339eh every group has its stinkers but i'm thankful for the ones who are awesome
it's definitely a strong artistic muse subject
If Carol's plan is to freeze everything in place I don't think she's planning on Noelle to have any career besides being her daughter
>>534990475I'm interested and the thread is past 750. Give me the quick rundown on your thought process before you call *other* people insane for not pretending humans are the only mammal in existence without built-in predictable and obvious genetic variation. Don't just link the Wiki page on "race is a social construct" because I know that's the latest globosloppa.
>>534991772We don't know if that's the case. It kind of makes sense, just because her being motivated by saving her husband and getting Dess back makes sense.
At the very least it's likely she wanted her daughter to get into politics before deciding to freeze teh wordl.
>>534988078It would be funny if, outside Kris, Noelle and Asriel, everyone just hated Dess. I mean, someone had to have put her name on the spelling bee, the town only has like 20 people there is no fucking way they didn't know
>>534991963if that detail actually becomes plot relevant it would be the funniest shit
>>534991773> for not pretending humans are the only mammal in existence without built-in predictable and obvious genetic variation.That's flat out just not a thing. Genetic variance among humans is totally untraceable as there are zero actual genetic markers linked to any kind of actual attempt at racial or ethnic classification. To put it simply; Race is inherently not a reliable concept with any actual footprint in the genetic world.
>B-But ancestryAncestry is simply the measurements of genetic variance based entirely on pre existing categories. If the categories are flawed, it does not matter what data you input into it.
>>534991963>Kris liked Dess so much because she was a Big Shot with Freedom (a gigantic bitch to absolutely everybody all the time) and did their best to emulate her behavior
alex yiik would have improved ch2
>>534991963i'm from the future and i'm here to warn you that it's funny in the wrong kind of way
toby learned from hussie and vriska that you can have a horrible bitch who still controls the plot after she dies, but toby has a thing for absolute shithead characters you're supposed to like. so the ending is that dess was actually a total shithead to everyone, but the entire town is portrayed as a bunch of backwards and wrong retarded religious yuppies, and dess reaches susie levels of "can do no wrong." the game makes 27 billion dollars and his fans eat it up, ushering in a new dark age of post-ironic earthbound depression clones. you need to stop him now. you have to stop toby before he c
>>534992198erm then why do black with a capital B people get sickle cell more than hwite people
>>534992261>NOELLE, NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR MISSING SISTER! WE ALMOST JUST DIED OURSELVES!
>>534991772Honestly Deltarune probably IS going to be accepting how things change or moving on from things instead of forever being hung up on it.
Carol seems to be suffering this the worst, the issue is that no one really gets to see this besides her family and Asgore now, but he's also stuck in the past.
Plus Undertale sort of has this as well. The issue now is the idiots who think this is "anti-escapism" when it's actually "don't spend your entire life stuck and obsessing over one thing to the point where it starts ruining it" which is when it kind of stops being 'escapist' and is now just your life.
>>534991963>It would be funny if, outside John, Terezi and Tavros, everyone just hated Vriska.
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>>534991339>you just tolerate anyone if they are nice to people.what if a pedophile is really nice to you?
Why everyone draws kris like they're thin? Kris looks chubby
>>534992198Mixed race children are genetically incompatible from getting organ donations from either of their parents btw
>racism is bad
>even though in undertale the legitimate monarchs are a race with the best genetics
why are there antiracist undertale fans?
>>534992537>it's actually "don't spend your entire life stuck and obsessing over one thing to the point where it starts ruining it" which is when it kind of stops being 'escapist' and is now just your life.*Unless you can make FUCKLOADS of money off of it. You just have to be really careful with keeping your story straight as to how long you've been obsessed with it.
Type "69" if you think Toby Fox is one of the most beautiful boys to have ever lived
>>534991963I don't think they hated Dess, I just don't think she was nearly the cool popular girl Kris and Noelle probably though she was. Catti and Bratty probably disliked her. Burgerpants seemingly didn't even consider her presence(Though it's possible he only befriended Asriel after Dess vanished). As for any teenagers, who the hell knows. The rest of the town probably just preferred Noelle for being the perfect feminine angel. If they considered her at all it might have been as a mild troublemaker with ties to the Holiday administration.
>>534992729>Best genetics>Literally get destroyed by any halfway decent adult wielding a normal weapon.>Sans is also stronger anyway.
>>534992697>making shit up>on the internetfor shame
>>534992860I wonder how much he eats in a day
>>534992662>Fat bitches canโt be androgynoust. Twitter/Tumblr
>>534992903>If they considered her at all it might have been as a mild troublemaker with ties to the Holiday administration.>there is a non-zero chance that cool tough tomboy delinquent Dess actually fell back on the, "you can't touch me! do you know who my mother is??" line if she was ever corneredI really hope the story turns out differently because boy, this not-yet-canon is getting more and more full of absolutely detestable characters that I'm supposed to like.
>>534992903they are still the strongest monsters
sans is a deltarune bvll character, he doesn't count
undyne has drugs, she doesn't count
>>534992389You do realize that there are white people that get sickle cell disease as well, right? Likelihood of genetic variance does not equal actual genetic variance. There are no explicit traits for any race or group of people on the planet. Only averages that are often measured across continents containing populations with just as much genetic variance between them as with groups outside of them.
>>534992697They are LESS LIKELY to be genetically compatible. This is nothing special. Even if you are a perfectly racially pure kid it is perfectly possible for your parents to be incompatible donors.
>>534993157It's no fun if the game is full of unproblematic faves
>>534992838but he's done things other than Undertale and Deltarune and while he had the idea for Deltarune and obsessed over it, it never consumed his life entirely.
Deltarune consuming his life entirely would probably mean that Undertale OR Deltarune ever actually existed.
>>534992903>>Sans is also stronger anyway....Because he's a boss monster, which is just a metajoke for a monster that acts as a literal in-game boss battle.
>>534993307BUT THEY AREN'T PROBLEMATIC, THE GAME DOESN'T SAY THEY ARE, THE WRITER DOESN'T SAY THEY ARE, THE FANS- WHO ARE ALL MOUTH BREATHERS RAISED BY TIK TOK AND ROBLOX, APPARENTLY- DON'T SEE THEM AS SUCH AND EVEN THINK THEY'RE THE COOLEST THING SINCE SLICED BREAD BECAUSE THEY'RE LESBIANS OR HATE THEIR MOMS
I AM SO TIRED OF BEING OLD
What if ERAM is the secret boss of chapter 5 to give you the SKY MANTLE for the final boss fight in chapter 6. And the EGG man gives you a DEATH/SCYTHE element if you find him in chapter 5 harvesting the wheat, which would be an item to make Asgore easier, and potentially be used for chapter 6. And FRIEND gives you an item that can more easily defeat the final boss.
what are you guys drawing on wplace
>>534993267why do dogs have breeds but we can't say humans have breeds
why is the only answer to "some humans are naturally predisposed to violence" going back to the chart and re categorizing the humans until it fits your research initiative
>>534992926Uhm, acktually...
https://www.nmdp.org/get-involved/join-the-registry/ethnicity-and-diversity-matter
>Finding the right donor for a patient isnโt simple. Donors and patients are matched largely based on genes called human leukocyte antigens (HLAs).>When it comes to matching HLA types, a patientโs ethnic background is important in predicting the likelihood of finding a match. Thatโs because HLA is inherited.https://time.com/archive/6934445/bone-marrow-transplants-when-race-is-an-issue/
>Multiracial patients often have an incredibly hard time finding life-saving marrow matches. When Devan, whose father is Caucasian and mother is part Indian, was first diagnosed with leukemia, his family did a search of the international marrow registry that contains over 14 million donors and came up empty.>Compared to organ transplants, bone marrow donations need to be even more genetically similar to their recipients.>>534993267>They are LESS LIKELY to be genetically compatible.Almost as if that's because race is a real, scientifically proven thing, as you have just claimed right here, since different races cause them to be less genetically compatible...
>>534993015Despite his size he's quite the hungry fellow
https://youtu.be/1GeyQk_LQmo?t=7&si=kLX44R6nMzqfuSy_
Man what are these fucking retards arguing about
>>534993157I'm just guessing. It's possible she might have been ashamed of her connection. Like she hated the fact that her entire life was dictated just by being born in a rich family. That nobody views her as anything other than "Carol's daughter", no matter what she tries to do. Assuming that "Your choices don't matter in this world" is the Deltarune equivalent of "Kill or be killed", then it's likely she's the one who originally believed that.
That's even assuming she is Chara 2.0. She could have been a totally decent person who just happened to be generally overlooked compared to Noelle and disliked by most of her class.
Got a battke screen on the whiteboard, who's fighting who and what's happening?
muttler is so mad he died lol
>>534993671Because dog breeds are measured in explicit clear traits. It's not a question of genetic likelihood measured across populations. If they have X thing, they are X breed of dog.
That wouldn't apply to humans.
>>534993897I dunno I'm not reading any of it, I'm eating dinner and waiting for the new thread
>>534994123>Because dog breeds are measured in explicit clear traits.like skin (or fur) color?
>>534993620Nothing because it's nothing but normies, complaining faggots, false flaggers, and hypocrites who say deltarune fans are bad but flat out fucking erase things they don't like and say "it's shit".
>>534993968fujo and battat fighting fun gang
Storing fluids in Spamton
>>534994220oh well I'm drawing Ryoko from Tenchi Muyo
fucked up in the crib eating tv slop
>>534993785>Almost as if that's because race is a real, scientifically proven thing,No, it's because genetic variance exists and can be measured across any part of the population you desire. Race has never been proven, merely the ability to measure genetic variance.
>since different races cause them to be less genetically compatible...No. Because you are putting the cart before the horse. Race does not exist, therefore you cannot measure genetic variance according to race. If you want to argue against that, prove that race does exist.
If, instead of race, I measure all genetic variance in human civilization based on their city of origin then I would obtain just as reliable results for determining genetic variance as race. Most likely even more reliable, in fact. Since it's based on actual real material conditions rather than purely memetic ideas.
>>534993897genetic variance is the buzzword, apparently
>>534992903Burgerpants is comically lacking in situational awareness, it's why Mettaton bullies him. He somehow misses that everyone is dead in genocide.
>>534983569I think by now its outright retarded to deny the idea toby ALWAYS planned to immediately change the graphic. It took him two months to add the spincake back in when that was brought up just as much, yet it took him less than 24 hours to change something that he and the dev team knew about for years before release? It doesnt add up
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>>534984979>If I'm hurt this badly, then Susie must be...How much is Ralsei hiding his power level?
>>534992860Im terrified of what he may look like now in his mid 30s
does anyone have a fujopippins picture for me (nonlewd), I forgot how her face is
>>534994186No, actually. That's typically very unimportant compared to the actual traits for which they are bred and which determine their overall usefulness to humans. Just as a example: Here are several different German Shepherds. All of them have different fur color and genetic variance. None of this changes the fact they are unmistakably German shepherds due to sharing key traits that we humans use to classify dog breeds.
This is why I can't take people that believe in race seriously. This is high school biology. Not some highly advanced secrets only known by well trained experts. And, even ignoring any lack of understandings regarding the nature of biology. You simply fundamentally do not understand the way we classify and categorize biological organisms. If you want to make a serious case for the inherent power of certain genetic categories, at least understand how categories work.
Deltarune chapter 5 bosses
>Chapter 5
>Asgore element: DEATH/SCYTHE (countered potentially by the EGG manโs item in a forced story encounter)
>Reward: the black shard (the Knightโs main weakness)
>FRIEND element:
CAT/PUPPET (countered by SPAMTONโs item)
>Reward: ???
>ERAM/PIZZARINA element:
???
>Reward: Sky Mantle
Keep in mind that chapter 5 is a field of pink and gold, and that ERAM and FRIEND shown up together to hurt you for the first time in chapter 3. And that Asgore likely has a friend inside him.
>>534994323i don't like spermton i never liked him and i don't like how he looks actually cute inflation fetished
>>534994671>He actually just assumed Dess was a guy all along.>She doesn't even look that boyish.>He just genuinly never noticed she was a girl.
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>>534994428So genetic variance exists? And race as a definition is the categorization of people into various groups based off of, at least partly, their physical variations? Which must obviously also include their genetics?
It sounds to me that grouping people by genetic variance is just a synonym for grouping them by race, thus proving that race is real. Checkmate. Cashapp me 20 dollars.
>>534994993>All of them have different fur color and genetic variance. None of this changes the fact they are unmistakably German shepherds due to sharing key traits that we humans use to classify dog breeds.what are those key traits, though? define them, then tell me why they don't line up with human racial categorization. is it the prey drive? the ease or difficulty of teaching behavior? the skeletal structure or the inclination towards certain diseases? it seems like this all hinges on seeing how those traits do apply to specific human groups regardless of birthplace, living location, or lineage, on a one by one basis, and then deciding "actually, we can't classify humans like that because... we just can't, okay?"
>>534992729I totally forgot that was a thing and even when Yellow double downed on it I thought it was a Yellow fancanon
Boss Mobsters feel more Deltaruney in concept lile that went nowhere in Undertale, just Asgore hype
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>>534994910anon her face is super easy
>>534995356I feel like the very game-y term "Boss Monster" is less likely to be relevant in the universe in which monsters are written much more like simple alternate humans
>>534995426yes but I am empty brained anon
>>534992376Don't listen to him! He speaks only lies. You must accomplish your destiny and become the harbinger of a new age! Abandon these foolish ideas like taste and embrace your future!
>>534995525Nobody says boss monsters in other games, we just say mini-bosses, bosses and final bosses
>>534995270>So genetic variance exists?Yes. Like you and your mother, for instance. Or you are your parents. Or you and every single person that lives in your home country.
>It sounds to me that grouping people by genetic variance is just a synonym for grouping them by raceNot really, because by that logic every single individual on the planet is their own race.
>>534992376>Vriska was a huge bitch who controlled the story and then died>Dess was a huge bitch who died, and then controlled the storyAt last, I truly see.
>>534992903Asgore and toriel were holding back, and saying sans is stronger just because his battle is harder is like saying that sans is canonically stronger than asriel with the 7 souls
>>534987402>it's our Flowey again>What the HECK is going on here I thought you bozos left and we keep having the underground shift realities and-*Knight slashes Flowey*
*Flowey resets*
>AND THIS GUY!!!
>>534995752why bother
they won't listen because they interpret your views as vaguely liberal
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>>534994910Does this count as lewd?
>>534992662>Kris looks chubbyNah look at the diagonal sprite. they're a skinny twink in a loose big shirt.
>>534995903i'm not listening because why would you listen to a coddled self-hating whitey who simultaneously says whitey isn't real and can't hurt you
>>534992662The Dark World sprite doesn't exactly help for "chubby"
It's more likely that Kris has huge tits
>>534996060youre very dumb. that's all
Anyone else pissed at the Mahjong general because they have a link in their op with UTG in it?
>>534996379The Binding of Kris:
Wrath of the Soul
>>534994993>piccan't look at these dogs normally cause I just imagine white girls having sex with them
>>534995752>Or you and every single person that lives in your home country.So people who share my race?
>Not really, because by that logic every single individual on the planet is their own race.Way to narrow your vision, brochacho. Large groups of people sharing similar genetics to each other is race.
A cracka (European) is more genetically similar to any other cracka (European) than they are to a Chinese (yellow) person. That's race. All crackas are part of the cracka race. All Chinamen are part of the Chinamen race. Sure, there's different types of crackas (like Greeks or the D*tch), like there are also different types of Chinamen (Han and like the other ones idk), but at the end of the day, one group falls into the crackas, and the other into the Chinamen.
There's also the social and cultural aspects of race too, but we're talking solely about genetics, aren't we?
>>534996413Not really. There's been generals in the past that accidentally use another general's initials in a Pastebin link or the game's own page or other stuff they don't have control over, and no one really cares since you can just press one more key to add a slash and only get the 1 thread you want instead of a whole 2. Other than DOTA tards and gachafags who have fits since its their board, I guess.
>>534992650Raping little kids does not constitute as "being nice".
I hate talking about all the non-gaster/player/meta themes and narrative arcs because every single one that focuses exclusively on the low level characters are extremely overdone cliche indie game slop that lead inexorably to shitty endings everyone hates.
>>534995829Undyne was the only good vriska
new discovery shows nothing is real
"yep" confirms dr. sans. "nothing is real"
>>534996413Wait WHAT
*fixes hair*
How do I look? Guys you shouldve told me we'd have visitors Im not ready to meet my gf yet
*sprays pizza scented deodorant*
Im ready for the babes
>>534995337If you are genuinly curious about the way dog breeds function, start reading here:
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dog_breed>is it the prey drive? the ease or difficulty of teaching behavior? the skeletal structure or the inclination towards certain diseases?No, it's the literal function for which they were bred. For this to be in any way comparable to humans we would need literal centuries of highly selective breeding in which humans are bred and raised to perform specific functions. It's a nonsense argument that again shows total ignorance not just about Dog Breeds, but also actual biological categorize.
>it seems like this all hinges on seeing how those traits do apply to specific human groups regardless of birthplace, living location, or lineage, on a one by one basis, and then deciding "actually, we can't classify humans like that because... we just can't, okay?"It's not a question of "is it impossible" it's a far more straightforward matter of "No, it simply doesn't." If we attempt to implement a similar system we use for dogs onto humans it will, by necessity, require a total abandonment of racial categories. Since any actual attempt to apply traits in such a manner on those memetic ideas has shown them to be fundamentally flawed and simply not accurate in a way that allows for any reliability or consistency. It's why it's pseudo science, it just literally doesn't hold up.
>Inb4 doesn't that mean it should be possibleWhile I don't find it particularly interesting myself. I won't argue that it's not possible. Again, it's not a question of possibility, simply the fact that our past attempts failed. If you want to argue you can create a better and more accurate system of categorize for humans, I would welcome you to try. I don't expect you to succeed, on the basis that you fundamentally seem to lack even a high school understanding of biology. But I would never stop you from educating yourself and trying to improve our understanding.
>>534996562You are mentally ill
>>534997002>For this to be in any way comparable to humans we would need literal centuries of highly selective breeding in which humans are bred and raised to perform specific functions. It's a nonsense argument that again shows total ignorance not just about Dog Breeds, but also actual biological categorize. How about the millenia of environmental requirements that led to the genetically different humans existing? Or did the northerners turn white while the equatorials stayed black by pure chance? That sounds more like evolution than intentional breeding, but that's never been a problem categorizing subspecies of other animals.
>>534995903To be sure. I mostly do this because I think it is kind of fun.
>>534996627>So people who share my race?They do not. Because as mentioned above they all display genetic variance from you. Your race, by that logic, is simply you.
>Large groups of people sharing similar genetics to each other is race.No, race is a system designed to categorize genetic variance. Besides, define "Large groups of people sharing similar genetics'. By default humans are 99.9% genetically identical. The remaining 0.1% is where any genetic variance between you and any other person takes place. In that, how would you define similar? 0.0000002%? 0.001%?
> cracka (European) is more genetically similar to any other cracka (European) than they are to a Chinese (yellow) personFactually incorrect. You are just as likely to be genetically similar to a Chinese individual as you are to be genetically similar to your neighbor.
>There's also the social and cultural aspects of race too, but we're talking solely about genetics, aren't we?That's memetics, not genetics.
>>534997106Why are they mentally ill for thinking someone already knows
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GY2u5f6lTiI
>>534997451>How about the millenia of environmental requirements that led to the genetically different humans existing?Anon, it didn't take a millennium for genetically different humans to start existing. It didn't even take ten years. People are not bananas.
>Or did the northerners turn white while the equatorials stayed black by pure chance? Can you accurately measure and categorize those differences?
>hat sounds more like evolution than intentional breeding, but that's never been a problem categorizing subspecies of other animals.Not a single group of humans on this planet matches the qualifications to count as a subspecies. Again, actually understand the categories we use before you try to compare them to humans.
>>534997928He's a subhuman.
>>534997928they have big red rockets so they're perfect for white girls to get on their knees and let go to town on them
>>534992860with sideburns that long and hair that curly he looks like he crawled out of the 70s. all he needs next is a dodge charger with a stereo permanently playing p-funk and black sabbath.
>>534998061>i76you're too based for this general and gay furry games
>>534997529>The remaining 0.1% is where any genetic variance between you and any other person takes place. In that, how would you define similar? 0.0000002%? 0.001%? I don't know the specifics, but I think it would have to be with the genetics that allow scientists to see that I'm from, say, Austria or Egypt or Kazakhstan or something. You know, ancestry? That shared heritage with others from a place is one of the main markers of race. By trying to be too specific, you're just not looking at the bigger picture.
>Factually incorrect. You are just as likely to be genetically similar to a Chinese individual as you are to be genetically similar to your neighbor.I'm sorry to say it brotendo, but I find it highly improbable that I'm just as genetically similar to, say, a pure aboriginal who's ancestors migrated to Australia 65,000 years ago and rarely ever mixed with other populations than I am to my white neighbor Keith.
>>534998524>I don't know the specifics,Then shut the fuck up and learn them.
>you know, ancestry?That's not what ancestry is. Genetically we do not categorize people as Austrian because of clear genetic traits. We measure people as Austrian simply by looking at the genetic patterns of the population of Austria as it exists today. Again, it's about likelihoods and statical averages.
>That shared heritage with others from a place is one of the main markers of raceIt's not. Because genetic averages are not shared heritage. A person that moved from Turkey to Austria is as important to determining the genetic averages of the Austrian population as somebody whose family has been living on the same mountain since 430BC.
>By trying to be too specific, you're just not lookingNo. I'm applying a actual high school understanding of biology and a basic fundamental understanding of the nature of categorization to this process.
>I'm sorry to say it brotendo, but I find it highly improbable that I'm just as genetically similar to, say, a pure aboriginal who's ancestors migrated to Australia 65,000 years ago and rarely ever mixed with other populations than I am to my white neighbor Keith.Well, I hate to tell you this. But there is a very good chance there is a aboriginal in Australia right now who is genetically closer to you than everybody living within your home country. You would understand this if you actually understood the difference between genetic varriance and averages.
>>534998026We shouldn't be so judgemental
>>534996562i also imagine having sex with them
>>535000534I don't think you should do that
>>534999270>Then shut the fuck up and learn them.You don't have to be rude brobro siwa, now I don't want to agree with you because you're mean. That's like the first thing they teach you about arguing. Now I'm gonna cry.
Now I'm just gonna skip everything you've said to the bottom...
>Well, I hate to tell you this. But there is a very good chance there is a aboriginal in Australia right now who is genetically closer to you than everybody living within your home country. You would understand this if you actually understood the difference between genetic varriance and averages.People's genetics are more different than that. As said before, your ancestry and genetic variations matter for say, organ transplantation. Especially bone marrow transplants. You need someone with a shared race to even get any bone marrow from.
Denying the existence of race is just stupid. An aboriginal from Australia is undeniably different from a Chinese person, and a Chinese person is undeniably different from a German person.
I'm just gonna wrap this up by saying the obvious fact that race is based on your genetics and phenotype. A European is genetically more similar to another European than they are to an Asian, and that's undeniable. I wish I knew what you were reading that says otherwise, but alas I don't.
Some true, factual examples of race mattering is that people of the African race experience sickle cell disease at a higher frequency than others, and people of the European race experience lactose intolerance less than other races. Go to bed.
Really wish there was some art depicting whatโs written on picrel
>>534998387It's not a gay furry game. It's this generation's Chrono Trigger.
>>535000965>People's genetics are more different than that.Different than what? Which part of 99,9% identical don't you understand?
>your ancestry and genetic variations matter for say, organ transplantationGenetic variation matters, ancestry is a way(A pretty shitty one) to categorize that variation.
>Especially bone marrow transplants. YIt is perfectly possible for you to receive a successful bone marrow transplant from somebody from the Congo, and it is perfectly possible for your mother to have incompatible bone marrow transplants.
>Denying the existence of race is just stupid.No, believing in race shows a fundamental lack of understanding regarding the nature of both biology and categories. If you want to talk about genetic inferiority, anybody that believes in race in 2025 is genuinly inferior on a level that should warrant them being second class citizens.
>An aboriginal from Australia is undeniably different from a Chinese person,Anybody is undeniably different from anybody else. Nobody is arguing otherwise. A chinese person is different from any other chinese person.
>I'm just gonna wrap this up by saying the obvious fact that race is based on your genetics and phenotypeIt's based on outdated pseudoscience that doesn't hold up if you try to apply any actual system to it.
>than others, and people of the European race experience lactose intolerance less than other racThey do not because race is not real. You are simply genetically inferior, a lesser kind of person, and therefore do not understnad that.
>>535001749You're making a lot of typos and are being pretty rude, brochacho. You good? I'm just trying to argue a bit about race, you feel me?
I don't want anyone to hyperventilate, now. Might I suggest having a glass of water?
>>535002112NTA that Noelle looks like an analog horror creature or imposter posing as Noelle.
>>535002112> and are being pretty rude,If you refuse to learn. Then, eventually, low intelligence is the only conclusion I can draw. It's simply natural. I mean, if you are seriously arguing in good faith you have a fundamental inability to understand anything I am saying.
I leave for a few hours for a shift and you guys are talking about racism again. Can't you guys be left alone for a part of the day without reenacting a conversation from 19th century scientists?
>>53500336919th century scientists already mostly discredited racism. This is trying to explain to a 18th century peasant why they are wrong.
>>535003136Erm, actually bro, your amount of typos shows that you are the true dumb-dumb, whilst I, with my amazingly perfect grammar and punctuation and what-have-you, am on a level with the great geniuses of history like whoever invented the radio and Willy Wonka.
>>535001749Oh and also, again you're being way too specific here my bro.
>Anybody is undeniably different from anybody else. Nobody is arguing otherwise. A chinese person is different from any other chinese person. That's true, but from a general standpoint, any Chinese person is more similar to another Chinese person than they are to an aboriginal. You're really trying to make it a perfect little thing, when in reality it's a big grouping of things. If you look too closely at something, you see nothing at all. By your logic, if you look closely enough at everyone's individual strands of DNA and their molecules and atoms and such, we're all entirely different species. The ground you stand on is more of a higher percent of one asteroid than my piece of ground, so we're not even from the same planet or something! See how that gets confusing?
>>535003468>19th century scientists already mostly discredited racism.That's just flat-out wrong, brotendo. Like inexcusably wrong. Some scientists only started saying it may be wrong in the 20th century. And even then, in the latter half of it.
>>535003468Education time. In medieval times, there was no concept of race whatsoever, Society's abandonment of God for unsteady sciences brought this into the world. Only an "enlightened" people could bring about the idea.
>>535001054Well now I have to fap
actually you're all wrong this is because some guys built a big tower
>>535003849>but from a general standpoint, any Chinese person is more similar to another Chinese person than they are to an aboriginal. Factually wrong.
>You're really trying to make it a perfect little thing, when in reality it's a big grouping of thingsIt's neither, it's nonsense to entertain the small minded.
>By your logic, if you look closely enough at everyone's individual strands of DNA and their molecules and atoms and such, we're all entirely different species. Finish high school.
> Like inexcusably wrong. Some scientists only started saying it may be wrong in the 20th century. And even then, in the latter half of it.Factually wrong.
Try harder.
>>535004151>Factually wrong.You, uh, know about haplogroups, big man? You know, the things based on shared ancestry and genetics and such? Undeniable science? They literally show that I'm right.
>Factually wrong. (about the 20th century thing)You uh, do realize that a lot of race science originated in the 19th century, right? Like, the 1800s? And that it only started being discredited by some people after World War 2, which was in the 20th century? I feel like you're trying to double down on something you were wrong on.
>>535004000The answer is to mass execute everybody who believes in race or god. Genocide them utterly until nobody believes in either. It's not like you are killing people that matter. It's like removing weeds.
>>535004609>HaplogroupsDo you?
>You know, the things based on shared ancestry and genetics and such?No, you do not.
>Like, the 1800sYeah, and it was being discredited even then. Only subhumans with nothing of worth stuck with them.
> And that it only started being discredited by some people after World War 2Nope. Even by then it was a sign of ignorance. Nazi Germany was noticeably made up of highly unintelligent people who believed in comic books over real science. It's why I think mass genocide of racists is 100% acceptable.
>>535004883Wowzapalooza bro, you're taking quite the edgy turn now, aren'tcha? How are you ever gonna make people want to take your side when you're being awful mean? Besides, don't you know that tons of scientists were religious? Like Albert Einstein? I think I learned that from Young Sheldon. Good TV show by the way.
Nice little denial of haplogroups there too. Sounds like you don't believe in science. I'm looking at the definition of haplogroups right now and it says they're inherited, which means that they're, well, showing your ancestry and whatever and stuff. Duh.
>>535005337>EdgeI'm largely just getting tired of talking to you. Again, you have shown your intellectual inferiority. Don't see much of a reason not to kill you.
Or you might be trolling. Honestly, if you are, you need to try harder. Genuine insanity of what racists believe in and what you have been saying are basically identical.
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>>535005337I have never seen someone type in a more obnoxious way
>>535005715I feel like you're getting unnecessarily heated, brochacho. It's just a simple argument about race on an anonymous imageboard in a thread about Undertale. You've been free to leave the argument at any time. I even went on a walk in between your spergouts.
I'm looking at something about arguments right now, and it says that when an opponent breaks down into insulting and stuff, it means they know they're losing. I'm sorry you're losing to my esteemed ten-thousand IQ-ness, but it's no need to cry, brotendo. Just either admit I won like a man, or just stop responding. It's anonymous. I'll never know it was you. No one will.
I still won though. Now take the L and go for a walk, my little sauerkraut.
>>535006243I think he's trolling. Though, like I said, if he is he needs to try harder.
>>535006267>InsultsIf you aren't trolling your genetic inferiority is not a insult, it's a statement of fact.
I forgot what thread I'm in when I look at these recent posts. I grab dinner an not even an hour later you guys enflamed the bread and burnt that mother fucker with your racism.
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>>535006370No it's obviously irony but still, it was something.
>>535006446Well isn't it better it's in a post-theead at least
>>535006446He's enlightened me by showing that since race doesn't exist, I'm not racist, it's just that the darkies are actually sub-humans and not just an offshoot of the same human, and the best thing they teach you in higher education is to use weasel words and insist everything is just broken up wrong. Thanks, anon!
>>535006370>If you aren't trolling your genetic inferiority is not a insult, it's a statement of fact.If I was a lesser man, I would simply reply to this with a drawing of what the kids call a "Onions Jack."
You're really deep into the losing territory now Broack Brobamba. Now thinking I'm trolling because I disagree with you? What next, am I actually an AI designed to screw with you? A gangstalker? A secret government agent meant to mess with you? I kept responding to your points the whole time, then after a while you devolved into "kill everyone I don't like!!!"
Maybe you're the real troll, and I am... the "Trolled."........
>>535006676>If I was a lesser man, You are.
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>>535006806Erm... which one was getting so angry to the point of making constant typos on an Undertale thread again? I forgot.
>>535007142Fuuuucccckkkk.......
>>535009842Thank you, MiniKris. I just thought I'd thank you for once.