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>Official Wiki, Patch Notes and PBE
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https://www.op.gg/
https://lolalytics.com/

>Model Viewer
https://www.modelviewer.lol

/lolg/ OP pastebin
https://pastebin.com/8xZvBfnZ

reminder that Nami is soft

Would anyone like to play with a support in a draft

Soraka my cute wife!

>>535023457
Good reminder.

me pica el culo

Ok I figured out how to stop loss streaking
whenever I lose Im going to load up my smurf and dogwalk a bunch of silvertards
The feeling of guilt and shame is like nothing else it drives me to take a break from league for the day everytime I curbstomp one of these fluffy little babbies

Malzahar has to be the most based fucking champion to see your midlaner on. I've seen fucking Yasuo's do less than a Malzahar on my team ever has. It's insane. They legit press R and that's it. No shoving waves, no follow up, no taking cc with their shield. Just press R and then get blown up right after.

https://youtu.be/q4AgqeS8exU

I ruined my life and now it's opver and also I can't even p[lay mid

>>535025263
love this song

>>535024170
just in case you forgot

>>535025263
>ruined my life
no you did not
there is always a way to better yourself
it's not a sprint, have hope

>>535025370
We'll never forget Nami doesn't let us pet her...

>be star guardian comp in TFT
>need urgently a poppy to complete the comp
>get in the shop every single 4-cost champ except poppy
>lose all money on rolls
>ragequit
fuck this retarded game

Wtf I love Warwick abusers now

>>535026187
I am the one who pets the fish

>>535025471
It's not a sprint it's an asymmetrical horror game and the killer has me in a bloodlusted chase....

niggalow mouse movement

>>535026754
¡quisiera comer los excrementos de la señorita Irelia!

Briar won

>>535026754
Alright, I'll gladly settle with petting my Soraka.

dead general

diana is such a niggerish champ man I swear to god its so fucking unfun fighting her when she has even a slight lead

>>535030147
shes as braindead of a statchecker as garen or trundle
theres essentially 0 counterplay to her kit you just have to hope she's a retard and never gets ahead even though she can oneshot anybody at level 3

Need... Aggressive... ADC... Duo...

dead game
dead general

>>535030641
Do they realize it means "they were right for more than a decade but now we're so desperate we're willing to risk it"? Why are they boasting about it

>>535030147
sometimes it feels like if she had hidden damage reduction, because she's too tanky even since early

>>535030895
WHO FARTED????????

>>535030965

What do you expect from a game company that "can't" even keep players connected; when there's only 10 champions on screen at a time.

Are Cait and Vi lesbians in the game as well

BOOP!

>>535031876
No, if you want them to be lesbos than you have to buy their Gay Skins. But oh wait. Their gay skins got ungay for the other half of the world because they don't like gays and Riot never said they are gay because they don't want to piss off China.

35°C
Thats it, i travel hamburg and bath in the elbe again

what went so so so so so so wrong

>>535030147
always thought of her as of akali but with mana and tankiness

>>535023431 (OP)
just opened this thread, who's the absolute bombshell on the left?

>>535033878
Karma, one of Viego's concubines.

>Last Time, on /lolg/...
>Silver Yordle
Damn, wordcloud, you don't have to hit me like that.

>>535033942
>she's a jeeta
even better

If she's from fantasy China, why is she brown

silvers are like real human beings, real protagonists and chads and i'm a mere low res bland npc

t. hit iron 4 yesterday

>>535034293
league is a joke, unironically where do I go from here? dota? hots?

>>535028407
im jealous of her

t. agp

Enough with the w*stern music where is the jpop and jrock

>>535034684
Dota has always been the better game, it's just that I have no friends that play it.

>>535034549
Becuase she's from before Shurima was brown peoples' land, and was mainly just ancient Egypt, while Ionia was pan-Asia instead of east-Asia.

>>535033942
>one of Viego's concubines.
Not canon, none of the bs from the game is canon. Only Arcane and associated music videos.

Hey lolgers how do (you) cope with knowing that you've peaked and won't be able to improve any further ever forever and ever
Asking hypothetically

>>535035909
>muh peak
lmfao you're just dogshit I'm 38 and I've peaked grandmaster this season after being a diamondlet the last three seasons

>>535035970
Ok nice job man
The question isnt about where you peaked
You're still going to cap out at low GM anyways so the point is how are you going to cope about being the laughing stock of challengers?

>>535035394
You're my sex slave.

I'm honor 5????

>enter arena
>pick xin
>win every game
it's that easy

>>535036481
lore accurate too

Support players make the role look hard

Is there someone who ISNT boosted in this general?
Feels like every week another person gets exposed for buying their rank

>the ranked season ends on august 27th
>but you can't play ranked right now either!
What's the fucking point then?

>>535036796
>Picks Zed or some shit support and abandons lane lvl 3 so he can go feed the enemies in other lanes 10 kills trying to kill them while you get towerdove
You like? :)

>>535036816
me, i also hand leveled all my accounts tho I'm low elo so it's not a big deal

https://youtu.be/hIPvnDiSyGs?t=1021
https://youtu.be/hIPvnDiSyGs?t=990

>>535036816
Me, it took me 6,000 games to get from Silver to Diameme

>>535037483
Iron to silver is basically the same pool of people

>>535036816
i have never played duoq and i climbed with 48% wr niche champs
wheres my medal?

how do i not tilt over having bad performers on my team
i feel really offended every time i have to carry a game when it should be fun, even if its working out
do i just play support so i dont have to feel forced to 1v9?

new days will come

>>535034462
True...
:[

>>535034838
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Selo-P1Ovc&list=PLvi9TpO58STKqVnkDbjzjJkOxX8Ch0KEQ&index=11

>Heres your Yone 1 trick who got autofilled to support so he picked Yone support and abandoned lane lvl 1 to go steal farm mid
>Ok next game will be better...
>Heres your Lulu 1 trick who got autofilled to jungle but he wont tell anyone hes just going to lock in Teemo and finish their first clear at 10 minutes and do nothing all game
>OK NEXT GAME HAS TO BE BETTER
>Yuumi adc on our team and nobody dodges were all asking someone else to dodge and before we notice the game starts so were forced to play with a deranking Yuumi adc with 17% wr on Yuumi
Ok im done.
Thats enought League for today.
I am not queueing back up until i get a win im just closing the game.

>>535037710
>how do i not tilt over having bad performers on my team
Everyone has bad games, even you, so there's no point to hold that over other peoples heads, and be mad or frustrated with them.
>so i dont have to feel forced to 1v9
This is a team game, you need at least 2-3 lanes going even or winning to win the video game. If you don't, then you can safely mentally check out until the enemy team begins to make mistakes.
This doesn't apply if the jungler is behind, because that's most likely a loss.
Learn to live, love, laugh at yours and other peoples mistakes, and bad games. Try to protect your peace as much as possible too.
If people are playing too ridiculously dumb, then just hope for a better next game. All you can do in your current game is to farm, play safe, and don't make risky plays.
You should also do some introspection because if you're being too critical of others, then you're most likely being too harsh to yourself, and holding a high standard. You're allowed to fail at things anon, and you don't have to be the best.

Hop on Valorant, sweetie.

WASD isn't actually gonna stick right? Basically invalidates any skillshot-heavy champ. I'm not an ADC but I would be fucking pissed if I spent hours upon hours training orbwalking/kiting and then they now release attack-walk cheatcodes for pisslow bronzies to use.

>mordekaiser buffed
>illaoi buffed
this isn't our patch, poppy sisters...

>>535039618
>Everyone has bad games, even you
i dont have games where i go 0/7 in lane
i dont have games where i run to someone else's lane and die for free
>You should also do some introspection because if you're being too critical of others, then you're most likely being too harsh to yourself, and holding a high standard.
no, i want to be more critical of myself. griefing teammates give me an excuse to look past my smaller mistakes.

>>535036318
Hey watch the hair!

i rember times when i was noob at dota and used wasd to move the camera

You can't spell "fetish" without a "fish"

>>535034462
heh

>>535040703
Now that's cute.

>>535034462
no gwenning allowed

>Riot didnt give Annie her yearly skin yet
?
Where is my girls 2025 skin, Riot?
Oh wait i get it ur taking more time cuz the next one is a legendary/ultimate ok ok
Cant wait to see it

we won!

shh... sona is sleeping just before her wedding...

>>535042171
*spills red wine on her white dress*

>>535035909
I play the game for fun and improving doesn't make the game any more fun in my experience so I don't really care. Improving doesn't really matter in games with skill based matchmaking.

>>535035909
i don't mind as long as i get to play: (a) with friends; and (b) yunara.

Raptor : can someone dodge
Raptor : my booster woke up
Krug : i can t srry
Raptor : ok

>>535042285
fucked up bro...

someone didnt connect and the game got remaked thank god

>>535034462
/lolg/ sure is a weird place...

>>535043252
>boy slave spin
spin is so lucky.

Missed my train by 2 minutes. Looks like i can lurk the trainstation for half an hour
Any champs for this feel?

Why has no one posted the patch notes

>>535044118
https://teamfighttactics.leagueoflegends.com/en-us/news/game-updates/teamfight-tactics-patch-15-2-notes/

>>535044118
dead thread dead game

>>535044172
Why the fuck would you direct me to tft you fucking dirt eating pig

>>535044325
https://www.wowhead.com/blue-tracker/news/us/hotfixes-august-12-2025-world-of-warcraft-blizzard-news-24223774

good meowning lolg i have no work to do
>>535043346
??

You fell off.

Did I miss my wife the Gwenposter?

dead general

>play arena
>forget to ban olaf
>automatically lose

:(

Got the train to the beach. Gonna take a while, i keep you guys updated though so no worrys.
First beach then reeperbahn with some pills. Thinking about buying a bj for 50 buxx. Thats the NEETstyle. Wagies sucking dick while neet gets his dick sucked oof. Sponsored by the wagies tax money. Arigato gozaimasu.
Cant alway post though since i rely on public wifi

big l dont look at illaois winrate in brazilian masters....

>naut jg 10% pick rate
sovl is back on the menu lolg

>>535047349
Nice blog. A drop of sanity in this general.

>>535047349
thinking of going to the beach this weekend too and then moving out to my new place, buy furnitures and repair a bunch of stuff. got done gardening all the stuff and just waiting on my tomatoes to grow a bit till the end of sept. also got a cintiq to draw and will get some exercise equipments so im gonna drop this game and this general next week finally since I'm done with ranked and spamming casuals so far

>>535048030
Thank you, wish i had a real gf and wouldnt need to pay for a pfostitute. Still better then simping for e girls though. Prostitution is the worlds most honest buisness.
Katarina knows

Doom bots is pretty good.

>>535048675
is it out already?

>>535048556
Sounds like you definitly have some plans going for you

*fucks a woman that is the same race as yours in front of you.*

>Keep main hopping every other week
It's time to become an Ezreal main!

>>535048748
hell yeah i'm gonna try to downright own a place next year and try to get a better job since I can try to move up now, just need to get off this game lol it has 0 contents i'm interested in so far and likely in the future (riot doesn't give a shit about christmas or halloween so I can just spend it watching comfy horror movies and hanging out with family/coworkers), doombots might be fun but it will be dead after like 2 weeks anyways.
also esports this years gonna be boring since it's in china and will follow the same narrative and there will be like 0 drops so whatever.
this game is good for distraction/stress relief a bit but there's no benefit in me picking it up anymore and a break from this place would be a blessing.

>LCK bot lanes are just 2 tank supports waiting for jungle to give them a free kill with their overpowered role
It's no wonder NA diamond filters these "top players"

>These two are the only attractive jeetas in all of vidya
How come?

hydra ---> new hexplate olaf

collect your elo and thank me later

>>535049419
Why not just plsy assffaggots ocassionaly? Theres also project zeta coming out. Its currently in beta, wont be long till its there.
Its really a good distraction though

Ghost of yotai is also coming soon

>>535049773
i think indians can be attractive and these two are absolutely not fucking it

Since were sharing our plans for the day ill do my own blog
Im planning to sit in my room all day watching youtube,and scrolling twitter and browsing 4chan.
Ill probably eat some grilled cheese sandwitches from my panini maker or doordash something since all my pots and pans and stuff are infested with bugs so im scared of going near them to like clean the dirt and bugs off them so im not going to im just going to sit and wait until the bugs eat all the food off of the plates and then starve to death when they have no more food to eat.
Maybe ill even goon a little if i feel like it.
Picrel is a picture of the bugs growing in my sink they look like little poppy seeds from afar but when i get close they start flying araund and the ones in the pic arent even like half of them because theres a lot also on the bottom of the sink but i cant take a picture of that they start flying araund if i get close.

hexplate vayne

>>535050154
Is doordash good bro? I got that awesome italian close by. Makes you feel like you,re about to jizz your pabts while eating. Cant always eat pizza and tiramisu though

>>535050236
big loss in damage if fight goes longer than ult duration and the extra hp doesn't stop her from getting 1shot

>>535050072
>doesn't want to knock up karma with 12 kids
you're fucking gay my dude

>>535048736
PBE.

>>535050154
Depending on how long this shit has been sitting there I'd throw everything awain in a big trash bag and buy new cutlery.
Why not buy paper plates if you don't wanna bother with doing the dishings

>>535050154
bro

Goddamn that's one ugly drawing.

>>535050502
>he uses paperplated instead of old pizza boxes
Lvl1

>>535050065
idc about those or any other stuff except for the mmo which will probably not happen, there are other games that are more enjoyable and less of a chore but even then I'm limiting that to other hobbies that are just as fun

>>535050154
How did these bugs even get there? Do you not have mosquito nets? You can try to do the fanta trick where you leave an empty bottle of it for the flies to fly into and drown, works with wasps.

>gn*r is broken again
can we fire august yet
this fag goes out of his way to force his slop designs in meta

>>535050971
Nah you can forget about the mmo. Riot mmo feels more like a backup plan for when league fails.
Nobodys really working on it.
Atleast theres news about guild wars 3 and blue protocol

the truthnuke lolg is not ready for: nilah is hotter than karma

>>535051416
I love that nose pierckng so much. Damn riot why does toplane get ambessa and the crybabys nilah

>>535051416
I don't find any of them poojetas hot but nilah voicelines make me feel some way
JOY UNCEASING AND FOREVER

>>535050393
there is 1 exception

my butthole and nipples feel tingly again, in game

>>535051702
Cute, random pride flag spotted.

big L spamming his brown woman fetish again

>>535052297
bro is in britain
hope you make it out asap

one more month until i get to take estrogen in league of legends

>play arena
>check ranks/profiles
>everyone is 20-25% wr rock bottom in their brackets (mostly gold and below)

arenachads... i thought you were good at the game.....

>>535052721
one more month until you climb to challenger via hrt buff

Being good at the game does not guarantee victory.
If your 4 teammates are droolers then the game is lost.
Put Faker in my position and he will lose the game.

>>535053436
im supposed to believe itll actually change mental somewhat but im doubtful. that doesnt rly sound real but the last time i was in biology class was in 2018

>>535052721
what are you going to do when estrogen makes you want to get pregnant in league of legends?

People levelling their smurfs

How do you impress her on a date?

>>535054980
i eat shit

I really wish skill capped would stop telling retards in my bronze games that they should pick Kayle. They never understand how to play her and always feed.

>>535055182
dw she scale

You wouldn't a fish.

>smurf duo top jgl on my team
>they feed 15 kills to 44%wr enemy top by 15 minutes
>enemy jgl only went top once
how does this happen

>>535053676
i don't know if it's actually true it's just a meme that transwomen are better at videogames

>>535055550
lolg dont let me become a speedrunner
PLEASE

If transwomen are so great at videogames then why are there no pro trans women in esports and its all cis guys.

if trans women are so prevalent in the bottom/support role when why do i not have one on my lap rn

had a dream where we werent mad at each other

>>535054980
Gwenposter...

>>535054980
I lick the parts of the floor she stepped on while being on all fours and whimpering for her

>>535055182
Skillcapped is a very clickbaity grifting channel. The issue with league is nobody pushes out really good resources for free, and all our "coaches" just put out 30 minutes long games of them playing in s*lver - diamond elo playing against an auto fill gnar or something on riven and call that educational content. Seriously I think there is a gold mine in clicks just being like here's how you play syndra vs a-z midlaners (3-5minute clips of each matchup+ failure state pivots). The amount of people who fail at character select with their runes is actually very high in lower elos because they just take default u.gg page.

>>535052721
Great news, sis!

>>535055909
There was that 1 StarCraft troon

>>535056762
i missed out on this one... im jealous

>>535055704
worse
you will download fl studio

10 hours until biweekly disappointment
crystalis taliyah never ever
kayn prestige never ever

>>535054980
Gwenposter I love you so much I could cut myself.
Would you like me to cut my wrists for you and post pics? Maybe write Gwen with my blood x3

Watching interracial porn makes me feel safe, especially wuth super big muscular black men on a tiny frail pale woman ( ◜‿◝ )

>>535024413
raca te

which 1 is ur fave

>>535030147
shoutout to my jungler who solo dove her level 4, died and gave her double buffs and then pinged me for losing lane

Almost there. Quick bl stop to refresh my energy. Drinking beer and sitting is kinda exhausting

>>535058039
If you trully loved me you would write Gwen on your arm out of cuts not just paint it in blood.
And make sure the cuts are nice and deep and you put some dirt in them so they leave a scar to show me you trully love me.

>>535059001
She looks like an FtM tranny

>>535036816
>exposed
lolg will grasp at straws to call anyone and everyone boosted

>>535059235
My Goddess Gwenposter

>>535059235
Yep I'm thinking Gwenposter is singlehandedly saving lolg.

>spam saved lolg
let the *english news channel* poster in again then

>>535059673
How is this spam when she posts like 3-4 times per thread, retard

>>535059785
it's a samefag posting and replying to themselves

>>535059673
it's samefagging/orgistrated, don't bother

Uh oh discordschizos are NOT happy about lolg's best poster

>>535059001
why is she so cute bros

we need to do research on if transing makes you better at league
maybe if it does we'll all end up doing hrt to climb

>>535059235
Perish, nightmare.

>>535059235
How do I get a gf like this?

Do it.
Cut yourself for your Goddess.
If you trully loved me you would.
Pick up that razor,knife or whatever sharp object you have nearby and prove your love is true.

keep this shit on discord

>>535060338
Nta but how can I send you money...

as i suspected seraphine is now the worst champion in the game and possibly the final nail in the coffin on the ehc playstyle... with no invulnerability on chip damage to her double w it will be very easy to get poked down...

its absolutely absurd there is no compensation buffs for my playstyle...

>>535060924
you already posted this

>>535060338
I dont truly love you you know that i can only love myself

>>535060338
I would give everything for a gf that makes me cut her name in my forearm...

>>535061083
she has a 38% winrate in masters +... sadly this just proves my point...

actually insane how riot wants to destroy metabreakers this badly... coupled with how bad the quality of games are in both gm and masters im definitely glad i'm taking a break from this game and only playing decay games...

you can get in legal trouble for encouraging someone to cut themselves btw

Feels like Yunara has a M4 assault rifle at all times while other marksmen are playing with pistols

100000 autofilled leonas that dont have R key on this planet

>>535060338
discord/session?

What does Zyra give Ezreal for his birthday?

lpl matchfixing at its finest

>>535061271
But Reddit keeps saying that Yunara is weak, and that she needs buffs !!!

Gwenposter are you EUW? Can I add you?

>>535061776
Yunara's joined the same tier as Zeri for me where every time I see any clip of them it just looks like they're not doing any damage but then I play against them and they're surprisingly deadly or I'll just blink mid-clip and suddenly half of the enemy's HP is gone lol. It's so weird where their damage comes from.

this guy picking leona support in my lobby and never ever not once casting R is fantastic. way better than 63% wr tahm kench

>>535061776
How do you get the attack move range thing with the little circle icon on your cursor?

>>535061961
Bro he is in gold, you are lucky he even buys relatively useful items (kinda hard not to with the recommendation feature) and can sort of play better than an intermediate bot.

>>535061616
1 kiss per cs at the end of the game

>>535061119
Really?
Anything?
Hmmm...
If i asked you to gauge out one of your eyes and give it to me would you do it to win my affection?

>>535062383
Then why does she take his cs?

THEY CHANGED THE FUCKING ATTACK SPEED ICON AGAIN
THATS THE SECOND TIME THIS YEAR
WHO THE FUCK IS GETTING PAID TO CHANGE IT

>>535062586
Most of this company are paycheck thieves. They have to invent problems to fix or join the next 500 layoffs. How many projects have they absolutely botched by this point?

*cuts myself in front of /lolg/*

these new darkin skins are just a rip off of the symbiote skins from marvel rivals.

>>535062198
Should just be A

>sylas jungle all day
kinda cringe

cut my life into warnings
this is my last shitpost

>>535063554
Do you only get the cursor changing to the circle thing if you don't use the legacy cursor option? I like the big gold glove but I like how other people's attack move looks

>>535064351
Oop enable this, it also works with legacy

>>535063554
>>535064351
this is what you're looking for

>>535058004
I need Hextech Poppy

I thought that I was being gaslit but on closer inspection it seems they've changed the icon for the attack speed minor rune. lmao. Weird to change the icon for the minor rune but not the AS icon everywhere else.

>>535064821
>not the AS icon everywhere else.
now get into game and look at the AS icon there

Ingesting 20 dumplings whilst watching sengoku period documentaries before once again trying to promote to silver, thoughts?

>>535063320
why was this deleted

>>535065319
Favorite clan?

back in silver I episode 5 everyone

excuse me, what???????????????

>>535065470
offtopic
please dont bring up other games here and only talk about league of legends and league characters ty

>>535065489
Either Mori for Motonari's guile or Takeda&Uesugi for their rivalry. Toyotomi Hideyoshi is also interesting to learn about, the guy went from a sandal-fetcher to shogun ffs.

>>535065917
didn't make that post but imo comparing league skins to other skins is still on-topic. jannies have the final say I suppose

>>535065917
Are reeperbahn prostitutes league characters?
Asking for a fren

>friend that I play with everyday is ignoring all my messages
>he's playing league
>check match history
>8 games in a row with someone with an egirl name
yeah it's over chat, i'm friends with an incel

>>535065839
Is this as enemies? It might not mean anything in particular, first encounter as allies might be friendly instead.
Either that or Riot is finally pulling the plug on J4 and making him a full on villain.

>>535065839
Fucking dragons is racemixing and degenerate

>>535023431 (OP)
What does this facial expression convey?

>>535066981
Shes only half dragon.
Their children would be 3/4ths white only 1/4th dragon.
Thats basically white.

why do silvers like to send friend requests after bad games? bronze and iron players don't do this

>>535064584
>>535064638
Ahh now it makes sense, thanks

>>535067598
PS3 and xbox 360 kiddies who can't get over the past. They loved getting their slur filled word vomit out to people after a bad COD lobby

https://lolalytics.com/lol/illaoi/build/

She's fixed

oh yeah thats a big problem

>We're already looking at patch win rates and data when there's only been 8 games played total
Ummmmmmmmm ???? I thought /lolig/ was smarter than this ???

>>535068474
yeah, yesterday we had an anon saying he was insanely good with Jhin because he had a very high win rate with 9 games.

Ezreal? Mage at heart

ready for wasd to be op as fuck

>>535068701
that's not what I said, and you still didn't tell me how many games you have in one season, embarrassed maybe?

>>535068474
I played 3 games so far this morning and the first was an AD morde who was 1-6 before completing Sundered Sky. Its fair to say AD morde is absolute dogshit

Topside of absolute fear and uncertainty

>>535068967
if bro is 1/6 before first item is it really the build thats shit?

>>535068891
don't tell me you were the one who posted that >>535068317 ? and I didn't tell you how many games I played because that doesn't change the fact that it's stupid to use statistics from something when the sample size is almost insignificant.

why the hell would I be ashamed of how many games I played this season? That doesn't even make sense.

>>535069493
i wasn't using statistics for anything, you are literally arguing with yourself you stupid fuck lmao

>>535069307
At least 3 of those deaths were from sitting on the tunneler item and starting doran's blade, so yeah I'm gonna blame it

>>535069549
>lmao
ok anon whatver, I don't have the mental energy for this discussion.

>>535069759
oh, but you have the mental energy to make up fake scenarios? that's interesting

>>535067598
They ask you to smurf on them

>>535069908
making shit up is the new meta since noone wants to put up with being the punchline for some toothless balding and broke men online

>>535070349
>starts projecting
CLASSIC

qiyana jg clear is finally decent, I'm almost crying.

>2 dodges
>1 remake after 8 minute loading screen
>1 more dodge

Another dodge ;)))))))))

Quick update: i finally hit the last train directly to hamburg.
Its getting kinda late for the beach, but not to late for the red light district.
I will stay till tomorroe eitherway so beaxh early in the morning to be very desu.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1LSbya2Sh4A&pp=ygUTUGFyYWRpc2UgbG9zdCB5ZWFybg%3D%3D
I gonna report on how it feels to get a bj by a whore. Ill look for one without teeth.

finally unbanned on my main acc with iron mmr
so tired of sucking on bronze/lowsilver mmr acc

>>535071530
look for zaunite, she's cheap

>>535071253
That's really cool to hear, I always wondered why Qiyana wasn't allowed in the jungle for the past year.
How many games does she take to learn properly :? I might pick her up if Ekko ever gets banned.

>>535071253
>sylas jg
>qiyana jg
>nautilus jg
>zyra buffed for all roles

it's my time to shine

>>535071618
hope you get better bro

>>535071847
But does she have teeth or no. Its very important

>>535068967
The AD ratio buff was likely intended for shit like Baron, infernal and enchanter buffs, not full on builds. Any "AD Morde" is probably copying some streamer smurfing in bronze and should be shot on sight.

just soft inted a team that was flaming me for every play despite being ahead. i told them i would do it, they started talking even more and so i started afk farming and they laughed about it. the toxic jungler was very fed and clearly trying to win it alone but we were getting pushed in because i had no map presence. so one fuckup instantly lost the game and they got rly mad. im very proud of myself tbdesu!

>>535059001
Default is best

>>535072489
you'll get em next game bro dw

why are they making brand an s tier jungler again

>>535054980
>"Damn it, Gweb. I'm on a dinner date with my wife. Leave."

>>535072489
they report you and show ur chat logs to support
u get banned

>>535071961
naut clear is bizarre fast if you put 2pts on Q soon, they will definitely change it. brand damage on monster was buffed too, i guess

yeah I'm thinking based

>>535056703
skillcapped makes league look like a very complicated game, their videos are confusing

>>535071961
>>535073460
>2pt on E

>>535073418
even if i get punished (unlikely) it will be very mild because my account is clean.

Gwenposter makes my heart skip a beat.

>>535073338
They keep trying to make the jungler role more popular, but babysitting your four allies while they flame you for their own bad decisions isn't appealing.

>>535033878
get away! and go back to your general.

I hate seeing people happy in game chat

streamers for each role to get good?

>>535074798
me too, but it's not about because someone is happy, it's because happy retards are always duoing, they don't care about winning the match and are always the ones who fed. 'it's just a game bro, get a life hahahah ha' 2/15 adc

looking to do normal games on euw in about 30-40 minutes. please add Azuma Minami #3436

can also play on na add Yuki Minami #cute , but if you add me there please reply so i can log in.

No thanks.

pov: good ending, you're father and have a happy family
https://files.catbox.moe/oc3ejt.jpg

>>535075802
>good ending
>no futascatGwen in sight

i sleep

>>535075928
and never wake up again.

>>535074798
but everyone having a good time is the most kino type of match

>>535073346
>"What the fuck did you say to me? no seriously, what the fuck did you say to me just now?"

>>535076391
>settfags and smolderfags are faggots irl
what a surprise, I'll always laugh at retards here trying to make straight ships with Sett and someone

>>535077208
we're not gonna talk about briar having her cock out?

i think adc would be a better role if they put another player in the lane to help you out

champs for this feeling?

>>535077660
...that can't be real.
Americans, what the fuck?

(Also, Singed)

i deserve my place

adc players need to accept their place at the bottom

>>535077443
>Supports have inflated egos, think they're the carry, and don't play selflessly
>They often make many illegal moves without realising how much it punishes you
>They don't understand:
>When or how to trade, or simply just do short trades (ADCs also have a problem with this)
>When to ward, or do they track the enemy jungler / mid laner
>Positioning
>Level up times (ADCs also have a problem with this)
>Hitting the wave for level 2
>Wave states
>Their macro is also often atrocious
I will never understand how people make the Support role look hard, it makes no sense.
They need to force everyone to play ADC, at least 50-100 games before you're even allowed to play as Support.

>>535078236
Good girl.

WHY didnt i wait for the buffs AAAEERRGGH she's actually so fucking stupid what were they thinking

>>535077443
idk maybe they'll add this change in s16

Was right about zion don epstein years ago and got called libtarded for it...
Typical.....

i should embrace nofap. only then i will be able to get back to silver

>>535078375
>im not like other supports im one of the good ones
some crimes are unforgivable, face the wall

>>535076545
>"Leave"

>>535078530
A letter to my future self,
Am I still happy, I began,
Have I grown up pretty,
Is Daddy still a good man,
Am I still friends with Coleen,
I'm sure that I'm still laughing,
aren't I, aren't I...

Hey there to my future self,
If you forget how to smile,
I have this to tell you,
Remember it once in awhile,
Ten years ago your past self,
Prayed for your happiness,
Please don't... lose hope...

Oh, oh what a pair me and you,
Put here to feel joy, not be blue,
Sad times and bad times, see them through,
Soon we will know, if it's for real what we both feel...

move myra

>>535078821
Never said that. There are games where I am a creature - but it's not how I normally play.

>>535079292
GIWTWM

How me and my adc look after I assign knights vow on him

>>535077443
reasons I might have left

>you picked a bad (47% or lower wr) champ. Or Ezreal. Ever. Picking ezreal loses your support privilege instantly.
>you pinged too much.
>you talked some useless shit, especially if you blamed me.
>you died or otherwise showed some extreme lack of skill like trading like a monkey
>you are bad at csing
>I just felt like it


learn your place and do better next time


In this case you picked kindred and playing with that seems unfun so I would leave

'kali doe

>A really cool thing happened in my game
>"Eh its late already ill go to sleep and webm it tommorow"
>Tommorow new patch drop so the replay expires