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She saved you 4 times and doesn’t expect anything from you. How can you hate her now! Stop calling her a jobber!

DOT IS BACK BABY

>only 1 5* in 3.7 and 3.8
Finally I will save enough for Fugue!

>

>>535025168
all screwllum btw

>>535024064
Mydeimos is so kind. How could anyone hate him, objectively? He's so nice to every heir and he looks out for everyone equally and without bias.

WTF MARCH (FORMA GARDEN RECOLLECTION) RAPES YOU!?

>>535025168
Herta owes me smooches

>>535025168
Thats cool and all but she’s still a jobber

>>535025093 (OP)
Merwife utterly fucked the holy fucking PISS out of Flame Reaver in AS

Hotaru Rabu

>>535025185
I get the feeling fugue will be worthless in the next break based meta

When evernight said
>my dear trailblazer
She secured an e2s1 from me holy shit

>>535025229
add brazzers

I thought eagle set + tutorial Kafka was kinda lame at first, but seeing her take 3 actions in a turn and tutbocharge her ult is pretty funny

MYDEI AND ANAXA SITTING IN A TREE
F
U
C
K
I
N
G

Why’s everyone wanking us off so much now. Its like we’re God to them now.

>Qlipoth hammered you with ITS hammer while the rest are Gazes
no wonder Lance is kinda stronk

just started playing the main quest
cerydra seems to be what everyone thought furina was going to be when that leak of that dude turning into water came out

Post your Hysilens

Yuri general

>>535025340
that's at the end right?
how long is the story if I reasonably take my time and enjoy it?
no skipping, just reading text fairly quickly

>>535025324
It's alright I just want to try something really, really retarded.

Holy shit, the event is so good.
I will not shit in the game for at least a week now

>>535025340
Dan chad's property

Actually came down to one 5* per update. I thought we were the passion project?
Jokes aside, it's Cyrene and... who? Lycurgus?

>>535025394
We love yuri here

>>535025224
I love my wife Mydeimos so much...

L-la-la-lava!
Ch-ch-ch-chicken!
Gui's Lava Chicken, yeah, it's tasty as hell
Ooh, Kafkacita, now you're ringing the bell
Crispy and juicy, now you're having a snack
Ooh, super spicy, it's a lava attack!

>>535025434
ZZZ and Honkai Nexus Anima are

Is every region just gonna be TB getting bailed out by an emanator? Penacony and now Amphoreus
Bitch (I) want to be capable already for once

Am I stupid or is hysilens e2 broken? She becomes a harmony character.

>>535025434
constance probably
all it means is no playable screwllum

>>535025438
True and real!

>>535025405
8 hours

>>535025476
Networking is TB's real power

>>535025394
>>535025438

>>535025496
but it says limited. Standard screwllum is still possible!

>>535025405
I think it's about the length of 3.4 maybe a little bit longer but not much

>>535025383
yea she's furina before wormville got shoved in

>>535025496
As much as I'd love it if it were to be Constance that just doesn't make sense, v3.8's still Amphoreus so it's probably Screwllum.

>>535025434
Probably a break bitch to salvage Firefraud if the leaks are accurate

I can't believe Mem event is the highlight of the patch

Phainon is fattening up Mydei's tits with sugar

she's so cute... why couldn't she stay a hebe?

OMG ITS SEELE

>>535025496
Its only 1 limited (Cyrene), Screwllum is going to standard but is a 5 star

A planet that kills non-TB yuri but lets non-TB fujoshit thrive...

>>535025476
You'll never be (a Land) Rover

>>535025643
Fujoshit doesn't threaten waifubait so it's left alone
Yurishit kills female character popularity potential

>>535025580
3.8 is Penacony. Amphoreus ends in 3.7

Just don't see how phainon and mydei are gay. They're basically goku and vegeta

>>535025623
She is so a cliche. When do we get rid of her?

>>535025643
Because its not fujotroons acting like giga trannies and attacking people for waifubaiting a waifu, fujos dont really give a shit their mortal nemesis are yumes aka femcels

>>535025718
Time flies. Feels like we just got here.

Very convenient that the guy who can manipulate reason into existence ain't in this shithole

>>535025693
I don't like Rover either, he's on the other extreme end of things
Surely it's not hard to strike a middle ground

>>535025383
LORD GNAEUS

Cerydra is so lucky

>>535025394
>>535025438
>>535025515
Never ever

So how are we feeling about Hysilens? Good? Bad?

Is Kafka saved?

>>535025748
People had shipped Goku and Vegeta since the 90s. Just a matter of perspective.

>>535025636
>Screwllum is going to standard
Screwllum is never going to be playable...

>>535025904
Unbiased honest opinion
>she’s fine
Thats all from me

is there a site i can read the story, i don’t feel like opening the game

>>535025906
who?

uh oh space pag melty

Screwllum is not playable in a game where NPCs like Jiaoqiu are playable
Think about that for a second

>>535025904
she fucks
>>535025906
Kafka x Hysil, they fuck

>>535025748
They could be married men with children and fujotroons will still think they're gay for each other

CAESAR SALAD LMAO im literally feel stabbed

>>535025493
DoT can't crit so they get a ton of ATK and DMG% in return.
It also does not boost her own damage, only her allies and since she does most of the damage in the team, the overall boost is not as high as expected.

>>535025613
THE ARCHITECT

Phainon just left, you could have waited a little.

>>535026007
>>535025154

>>535025906
Yes. People will tell you that dot is still bad like it hasn't been playable this whole time

>>535025748
It's called fujoBAIT not homosexuality

Good morning bros I love Xueyi
I'll be waiting on pulling for Highsilence after Dark March's animations come out. Might just grab her at E0S0 if Evernight is just that good.

uh oh hertaschizo melty

>>535025954
Youtube

>log in
>get this monkey put on my account
???

What's after edo star

>that gap with the spaghetti strap
UOOOHHHH

>Genshin: Looney toons kiddy show
>HSR: MC Wank and fujo central
>ZZZ: Furry and bara central with black tier asses
>Nexus Anima: Pokemon for poor thirdies without a switch
Thoughts?

>>535026148
Misha's world or earth

>>535026130
god his face is so fucking bad

>>535026148
space china 3

>No Hyacine suffering this patch
THANK GOODNESS

uh oh troon melty
again

>>535026130
GARcher TRACED your account

>>535026148
Earth. And it will be hyped up as it always is in space stories

>>535026130
Hope you like

the little pink shit i'm babbysitting and my merwife

>Have 340 pulls at the start of patch
>Down to 170 after getting E0S1 Hysilens
Wish it take that much but I like her and I'm skipping 3.6 so I can easily build up my stash

>>535025906
Honestly, it kinda feels like DoT is being carried by Hysilens being the next shill thing. I think in 3 or so months DoT is going to go right back in the shitter.

>hysilens gives honeydew
>"minors shouldn't drink!"
when were we underage wtf

Nous confirmed for doing jackshit. Lygus was slandering Nous when he said Nous manipulated Rubert II into making the scepter system. Nous doesn't do shit

>>535026239
>Oh nyo! I got ~320 pulls worth of drops in half of that!
Kys humblebragger faggot

>>535026148
Space india

>Hysilens, Castorice, Cerydra all on my ass
Damn I love Greek pussy

>the only reason the plan was even possible was because of Sunday
you need him

Hyacine 1 patch ago: AHHHHH IT BURNS

Bronya SEX!

>>535026291
TB is not even 3 yet.

>>535026306
I love her forever, no matter what form she takes...

>>535026148
Lushaka or Vonwacq so we can finally have summer events(lol)

>>535026291
Maybe the drinking age is 21 or something

yandere gf

>TB just vanishes from history and then thousand years passed...while he does fucking nothing
HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH THIS IS LITERALLY WORSE THAN BEING A CAMERA MAN

>>535026148
hopefully eos

>Hysilens naked in the bath
>Hysilens indirect kiss
>Hysilens spine pussy
SHAMELESS pandering

>>535026051
I hope the cuckening continues lol

>>535026441
nope

>>535026306
>fingers intertwined
Phainon humiliation ritual never ends

>>535026545
aaaand rug pulled

>>535026545
>and her intelligence
Retard 7th...

>>535026292
Ratio gets to pipe down Ruan Mei on the reg so I don't think he's that mad desu

Cheers

>>535026436
old enough to die for the IPC but too young to have a sip life isn't fair

>>535026545
>march froze herself retarded

>>535026537
>spine pussy
You can't just fetishize everything.

SKIP
>SKIP
SKIP
>SKIP

This was a really good patch, my only regret is that I have to wait another month for more.

Lygus will never cheat on Phainon

Phainon flopped so hard he got cucked out of all his relationships and his role as the hero too

>>535026545
I don't know how people thought March was going to be anything but a more serious version of her current self

>>535026545
Being smarter than March is not an achievement

Jesus, I'm overdosing of phaidei

>>535026491
That's not true, you waste time with Cyrene and in Aedes Elysiae. DAN is the actual guy who just planted his ass for 1000 years waiting for you TB to get back.

>>535026545
>Yandere and femme fatale are verboten to chinks and zoomers
PFTHAHAHAAHAHHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAA

>>535026291
>be immortal demigod as old as the stars
>everyone thinks you're not old enough to drink
>when your twin sister is also an immortal demigod and has also been on the planet in question for over five centuries AND the major characters all know this by now
I don't think anything will ever top Genshin's ridiculous drinking age issue. Your playable characters are literally older than most of the gods of the world.

Evernight will save the game.

>>535026545
are you telling me she wouldn't rape me

>>535025224
I have been saying he is the perfect wife. He took all the spurging hate onto himself from Phainon self inserters, Anaxafags, and everyone else without complaint. He is just a good, too pure for us all boy.

>>535026616
That cup cost 100 million Gs to make btw

>>535026291
I think TB is referring to Cyrene. Because Cyrene also takes a sip.

>>535026687
Yeah, she's smart

>>535026715
Worth it

>>535026545
I hate the cowards that work on this game to churn out the blanded goody two-shoes known to men.

Reeny is honestly way more fun to be around than M*rch. Shame about the ugly ears.

>>535025093 (OP)
She won this patch

>>535026545
>she's purely a good woman\
LMFAOOOOOOOO

seeeeeeeeeeeex

Ruh roh a certain group of fujos are gonna FREAK

Goddamn Lygus is a total retard
Imagine being defeated continuously for thousands of years...

>>535026668
It really is too much. I had zero hopes on the event but they delivered so hard

>>535026012
Planet Screwllum is a place we will go to, they are just saving him for that. Just like they are saving Mr. Reca for when we go back to Penacony.

>>535026545
>>535026596
>aaaand rug pulled
People will feel rug pulled by this when she's
A. Playable
B. Playable within like 1 patch of debuting, nowhere near enough time for a whole villain arc
It's crazy that anyone could've thought she was going to be your crazy cosmic eldrich vore waifu and not just a Literal Personified Camera

>>535025390
I could probably even shed all my speed and still be at 134, she's at 155 in combat with S1 and E1 fofo which is overkill and probably not doing much for me damagewise.
Also it feels really wrong to use Swan LC on her and her own sig on swan.

>>535026747
You know damn well chinks and the zoomers who play this shit would start spazzing over any character that isnt good and worships you like a god

>>535026148
Lushaka so they can continue with "entire planet is 1 biome"

>>535025748
Balls touched anon, that is the law, balls touching=gay.

>thought March Evernight will be the psychotic one
>turns out its Cerydra
Man, why’re they so afraid of making crazy women. Well at least they’re testing it with Cerydra.

>>535026865
But Aglaea exist-
Well okay she was vaguely mean one time and slightly dictatorial

Yumesisters how do we fight back? Do we really have to wait for edo star?

>>535026862
me catapulting myself at supersonic speed into lady aglaea's cleavage

>still the MVPs
I regret skipping Kot...

>>535026747
You say that but when we get bitches like aglaea or a woman who goes against the grain in any way, shape or form we get nuclear melties

>>535026924
that unironically doesnt matter, "people" have proven they will have melties at the slightest form of antagonism

I have patiently waited long enough.
WHERE
IS
SPACE DEYHA

>Evernight isn't evil or even antagonistic
It's actually over. Why do I still expect anything good to come out of this kusoge?

>>535026921
The devs didn't even like her. She has a shit kit and she's a side character to Hysilens. The devs even realized that she didn't have anything meaningful shown about her and just shove in a segment all about her at the very end

>>535026978
MY FVARKING HEROS

>>535026940
For who? Sampo? He's not for you he's for getting pegged by Sparkle.

>>535026921
Calling Cerydra crazy feelings wrong, she's just cut of a different cloth.

HSR yumes truly are the scavengers of the yume population KEK

>>535026805
in his defense he had no reason to take any of it seriously and not one of those defeats affected him or his plan in any way

>>535026783
Every patch is Phaidei patch baby

>>535026545
Did anyone genuinely believe hoyoslop writers would make any kind of slightly mean or antagonistic playable character? Vivian is the most 'extreme' character they've made in ages, which is sad considering she's just a diet yandere

So who am I supposed to use as sustain in DoT team?

>>535026978
Kot is MVP. Anaxa is still a loser.

Evernight correction

>>535026978
Reason and Trickery... kino.

>>535026940
We have Daniel Dromas who isn't a slut and has waited for us way longer than Phainon ever did

>>535026545
skipping gets easier by the moment

>>535026978
they're the only 2 chrysos heir with a shred of personality

>>535026924
they still hasn't forgiven her.

Will dragon Dan version plagio be an upgrade to Gallagher?

Cerydra could have been like FGO's Morgan, but nah, has to be a fucking womanlet. Fucking PAEDOS.

>>535026978
You weren't supposed to skip (you NEED them)

>>535026981
I seem to remember some people crying when Herta acted a little like a bitch but then again even that was just barely.

Oh, so he's only one of nine. Should have just been the full copy, but I guess as someone that created a god, it would have just made him too strong or something.

>>535027048
Huohuo?

>>535026783
I more think the Anaxa and Mydei lines/bit are going to kill them more. They spent so much time shitting on Mydei and doing raids on Mydei art and such that this might just break them. That and the Phaidei cooking event.

thisis getting too much. When are the xianzho gonna show up, bomb some innocent peope, throw kids in jail and one shot lygus???

>>535027134
Keep the tears coming

lmao

>>535026978
>lies and truth working together are an unstoppable force
Kino

>>535027134
You do know short/petite women exist... IRL...

>>535027147
>Only 3.x character I've rolled are Herta, Tribbie, Anaxa, Cipher, and Hysilens
>Plan on skipping everyone else
I don't regret a single pull

>>535027048
kaka or gallapsud

>>535027162
Will they have enough SP with her though? Mine is only E0.

>>535027147
This is not comfy where is my fucking sustain

>>535027004
This is why I'm still playing Wuwa. It gives me my gacha fix that isn't afraid to pander to waifufags and also show evil women.

>>535027150
which is weird given that she was already a bit of a bitch when she was just communicating with us only with the dolls pre 3.x.

i think people are either retarded or just looking for things for seethe about at this point

>>535027183
Cyrene din't even bother showing the Xianzhou to Cerydra from TB's memories, you will get your annual filler and be happy about it

>>535027263
didnt she flop hard? Its a chink problem senstiv epussy ass fuvcks

>>535027209
cute and canon

>>535027052
>made Lygus seethe for 200 years by splitting Mydei into many fragments
>traps Lygus in his cuck prison so he can be beaten to shit when TB arrives
Anaxa's seethe remains KINO

>>535027134
>PAEDOS
You don't know what that word means.

>>535026545
>She's purely a good woman.
I saw this coming the minute I saw her helping fight Irontomb in the trailer.

>>535027220
You... go outside?

>>535027242
No they won't. You need Gallagher right now because BS/Kafka/Hysilen is way too so intensive.

now that the dust has settled, opnions on the story?

>>535027315
Shut up pederast.

>>535027361
yeah

Super based Mems

Is them having to be in cordial terms with the MC the reason no one can be truly evil?

Lygus being such a retard is fun
he basically gets bullied in this patch

>>535027402
Still pretty mid. Hysilens is good, but it wasted too much time of Ceryda and is clearly setting up for the finale. When you think about it, Amphoreus is basically going to be 3.4-3.7, exactly the same as Penacony.

Phaidei stocks went up bigly. I give them 4 days to dethrone Renheng

>>535025904
Doesn't offer anything new but will keep DoTs afloat even after the DoT shilling ends.
Just need Obsidian to be a DoT buffer/sustain.

>Dan wants his girlfriend back
based

>>535027480
He's great, incredible villain for simultaneously being a ruse master but also perpetually coping about not being owned.

>Number 1 in the genius society is losing an battle that should be unloseable because he's a complete fucking moron
Guess we already knew this when he told Phainon and Cyrene about Aeons for no reason

>>535027453
Me at the left

>TB jobs again for another cycle
wow

I want to fuck Hysilens feet

>>535027548
It is not his girlfriend.

They are just TVs

>>535027548
Hyacine?

C&C

>>535027636
No wonder Phairenecuck is silent.....

>>535027402
Good. But you can tell the devs did not care about Cerydra with how shoehorned she is towards the end. Hysilens was the big highlight of this patch

>>535027624
They have sex in belobog hotel

>>535025093 (OP)
I kinda hate how cerydra is just a phainon character. I love her design and think she is so cool, but I will never ever pull for her because I just don't have a team for her. Plus, Evernight and Cyrene are coming. Still sad I can't pull for Cerydra though.

>>535027625
Where do I buy my own TVdeimos?

>>535027402
boring yappings as usual

>>535027697
Who <>?

>>535027584
>tries to intimidating
>gets pulled up
>Screllum basically says he needs to stop being retarded because of his pride
>doesn't
he's a top tier retard alright

>>535027624
>>535027626
DanMarch will forever be my one and only HSR ship

>>535027625
lel
No wonder they're so boring

>>535027402
It's pretty good this time around, maybe not as good as last patch but definitely better than the other chapters.
Mixed feelings on some details like having an entire cycle happen while the TB was TRAPPED AND BETRAYED or Cerydra having bipolar screentime.
Overall though, it's good and I hate that it ended on an annoying cliff hanger.

who are these npcs and why should I care about their love story

>>535027714
>no Anaxa
Only have yourself to blame

I don't want Hysilens
I don't want Cerydra
I don't want Evermarch or Steely Dan or Cyrene

When do we get to pull for Lygus

>>535027819
>>535027819
>wormnaxa
you have aids

>>535027772
It's good for you, but I prefer CaeMarch

>>535027819
I don't pull for men, least of all nerds.

>>535027801
>vagina

>>535026148
Catholickino planet

Marrying Mydeimos and gifting him a fancy, fully equipped kitchen...

>>535027584
It's great.
He's so assured of winning that he's perpetually fucking up and going "uuuh I'll just wait another 3 billion years to win lmao"
S-tier villain for sure.

>>535027548
We'll get some cute art from this

lygus kinda cute.....

I missed Freaknon so much...

Firefly will belong to the girlies when Constance converts her in 3.8.

>>535027891
I can't wait for next patch
I need it NOW

>>535027860
I wish we could actually marry Mydei and rescue him from all his suffering. He is an angel who should get whatever he wants.

>marchsteel isnt even le yandere or vore eating
>she's just a serious and "good woman"
>quite literally the same character but slightly less retarded
PFTHAHAHAHAHAHAH OH NO NO NO NO NO NO MARCHFAGS

>cucked from Cyrene
>cucked from Stelle
>now cucked from Mydei AND Anaxa
The Nanook rape pill is the only option left

Goddamn they shit on Break even harder this patch. 180 toughness on fucking elites.

>>535027851
Then you can't pull a boku girl chess nerd either sorry

>no Mydei (you)bait

WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
EVEN ANAXA GETS A RIDE NOW

>Helektra is both baited with Cerydra and the TB
Based... I think? Unless twitter retards don't see the writing on the wall.

>>535027947
The next patch will most likely bring us TB x March arts.

Oh you can delete old stuff on PC and not just Mobile now
neat I guess

>>535027891
caeluspags...

>>535027851
You're a nerd!

Where is the yuripag that kept insisting 'eternal infancy' refers to Tribbie's curse? Eat shit you clown

>in every single cycle the two GOATS are Anaxa and Mydei
Why didn't you roll for the best boys?

>>535028001
He got a whole event with his wife this patch. He was the opposite of cucked here.

THESE FUCKING MEMS KEEP TRYING TO LEAVE WITHOUT PAYING

FUCKING RATS

He's right though
why care about Amphoreus heirs when they're not even real

>>535027402
I thought it would ws okay. Not as offensive as 3.0-3.2, but not as good as 3.3 and about the same as 3.4.

>>535027998
>March but isn't retarded
Why would they remove her main appeal?

>>535028103
I don't enjoy Mydei's gameplay or his dedicated supports but I did get Anachud.

>>535027269
Because people thought Herta was just putting up a front, and then 3.x came, and turns out she really is just a bitch

>>535028103
I did roll for Mywife, I dont care much for Anaxa.

>>535027402
Hysilens is infinitely more favored than Cerydra this patch they’re not even hiding it.

>>535028103
I don't roll worms

>>535028001
Shaoji realized he made him too gay for him to self insert as so he's now course correcting his mistake. He will be a happy cuck watching from his chair ONLY.

>>535027998
Now she's the legendary archetype of character known as "ordinary stable woman with god-powers".

Alas, she's part of the AE, she'll never use those powers in a meaningful way ever again.

>>535026306
>>535027636
Godlvs is so lucky...

bros the new cycle is so COMFY

>>535028190
>Because people thought Herta was just putting up a front
How can people be this fucking retarded when the pretty much from the word go she looks at TB like a lab rat

>>535028190
>Because people thought Herta was just putting up a front, and then 3.x came, and turns out she really is just a bitch
...Oh so it was just people being retarded after all

>>535028140
why the fuck does he keep on ripping off shit form earth

How much crit rate does Phainon need on the character sheet? Sunday gives 20% so is it 80% or does he get more elsewhere?

I remember when Black Swan's E1 25% increase was considered massive and must roll for DoT. What the fuck is this?

>>535028103
And fujos tried to tell me Phainon was better than either individually lol. He was nothing but a bland cuck before the Khaslana retcon

>Mydei never called the D-word to TB
Holy fucking wife

>>535028271
lol. wait for the 2nd half.

>>535028305
It sounds really smart!

>>535028103
I rolled both and skipped paimon thoughbeit

>>535028334
He'll get his time in the sun when it's time to shill him again at the end.

>>535028271
What no Phainon does to a story

>>535026238
My tongue in Cyrenes ass all the way up to TAS2Rs.

>>535028103
I have e2 Mydei and plan on getting him to e6. I wont ever pull Anaxa.

>>535028309
Please answer bros...

>waaaah march isnt yandere
lets be real here, if she wound up being any of those things you wouldnt hear the end of actual marchfags comaplaining that she's not same character anymore and seethe about how shes not le wholesome chungus marchie like i saw happening in here a while back

TB and memrene canonically stink

when will anaxa rerun happen?

Everyone is wanking me off so much this patch I feel like a hero even though I did nothing

>>535026715
lmao

my wife

I mistakenly thought Herta would eventually soften up to TB after all the SU expansions
My bad

>>535026545
>AE member
she was doomed from the start

>>535027962
canon?

>>535028501
Dunno, don't have Phainon

>>535028552
Herta is too ZASED to be turned into cheap pagbait like Blandfly

HOW LONG IS THE STORY?? ANYONE??

>remove Phainon
>everything is better
Wow............

[Happy News] The latest patch is well received and Phainon will be permanently written out of the story.

>>535028634
But it wouldn't be cheap at all if it took time...
Firefly by comparison was handed on a silver platter

>>535028664
it's 5 minutes long

I keep hearing wuwa get mentioned here. Is the game actually any good? Are they stingy on the rolls per patch? Pity? Someone was saying the writing was better than star rails, not that that's a huge feat to be honest.
Does it have any brown girls? Yes I'm the Deyha poster who won't let it go and I'm tired of rolling for albinos because chinks seem to believe they're skin isnt brown and that they're the secret fourth reich.

Idk, Herta seemed pretty neutral to me this patch. She’s alright and mostly background.

>>535028513
Never, SOVL can only happen once

>>535028552
herta is soft-hearted seen wiht the memokeeper and stopping the nous meeting, just because shes not sucking tbs dick 24/7 dosent means shes a cold bitch

>>535028309
Around 80, probably a little less. If you use him with Sparkle and her cone 70%. I just try to have him in the high 90's with Sundays boost.

Jingpoo, why are you so bad...

>>535027548
>When Dan catches me with hebe Cyrene

>>535028664
I feel like I'm almost at the end after about ~4hrs with no skipping. So I'd say 5hrs at most.

>herta still doesn't do shit in the story
fucking hell what is she even good for

>>535028715
Nah it's shit and they spent all the budget on being a shinier genshin

>>535028715
There arent any brown girls in wuwa yet, just gonna have to be patient bwo

>>535028681
>>535028690
fujo or pag?

>Herta is mean
Are we playing the same patch? She’s irrelevant as fuck anyways, this story is central around Hysilens and Cyrene

on one hand Herta din't job again, on the other she din't do anything without Screwllum's help again

>>535028501
Depends on your planar/ornaments. Generally speaking around 70% for most DPS is a good stopping point. Really just depends if you have CR buffs from other sources.

>>535028691
Bruh, Herta is a Genius Society member while you're essentially a traveling hobo. She's also a thousand years old immortal basically.
There is zero world where that works without being cheap fanservice. It'd be like if a princess decided to go fuck a homeless bum.

>>535028827
is a normal mature lady*
fixed your little reddit headcanon

>>535028664
It's about 4 to 5 hours long.

pagnon..forgotten...

>>535028826
Why would a fujo want Phainon removed?

>>535028715
I enjoy WuWa. It isn't for everyone. Writing has consistently gotten better as patches go on. The start is rough but thats ok. If you have the skill you can do all content with your favorites pretty much. I cannot think of any brown girls. I have found them very generous with their pulls. Weapons are garunteed and if you skip a patch you can basically get what you want characterwise.

>>535028715
Wuwa is the self-inserting brownjeet pandering game one of the higher budget gachas currently on the market. The beginning of the game was rewritten so the characters would suck you off more and the game is very careful that your self-insert is always the coolest, bestest, most desireable man in the room.

>>535028732
And that's why she keeps jobbing.

>>535028330
it's a must roll is what it is

>>535028715
It's basically Temu Genshin with 10x the pagbait
If you're looking for (you)bait central then you can't really go wrong with it
No brown girls though

So quick question, how much of an upgrade is the current event cone to Cerydra's sig? Is it even worth it?

>>535028826
>defends THE fujobait and emergency pagbait of the planet
Loooool Phainon FLOPPED

>>535028905
desu the beta story with wuwa was comically bad, they went too far with shitting on rover

I'm dangerously tempted to brick my account with Cerydra...

>>535028715
Well HSR keeps trying to copy Wuwa so it must be doing something right (I’ve never played it)

Man, looking at all the flops on the horizon, I'm glad I got my super cute Saber.

>>535028190
How could you genuinely think this when you never see that facade crack and everyone tells you that's just how she is

Lose some wait, fatty

>>535028952
about tree fiddy

Holy SEXOOOOOO

>>535028969
Phainon isnt even one percent of paggotry the female characters are

>>535029002
She looks like she would make fun of my moderately sized penis haha...

>>535028985
same

>>535028715
yes, no, 60% cheaper for whales, ~25% for e0s1 rollers, yes.

no.

Wow this patch has a lot of MC pandering outta nowhere. Did Phainon flop and slop that bad?

>DoT girl releases during DoT shilling season
where are those sexy DoT clears bros

>>535028891
213yo Mydei...

>>535028974
God forbid characters are wary of a stranger appearing out of nowhere instead of welcoming him with rimzuri.

>wuwa shilling starts at the same time the phainon seether shows up
interesting....

>>535028891
>Anaxa is 6 years older than Mydei (and probably Phainon)
>Hyacine is actually the youngest
Cute!

>>535029087
theres a difference between being apprehensive and making someone earn your trust and whatever the fuck beta wuwa was

>>535028891
Dang they live a long time.

>>535028974
The story is so comically shit now that I don't know how the beta could possibly have been worse. I just stopped playing after Jinhsi's dragon story. It's so fucking dull.

are we back or is it over

>we now interrupt your regularly scheduled tragedy porn rerun with the shilling of the banner character
Jesus this sucks. It was decent at the start too.

>>535029103
mmm stop nyoticing

does she smell like fish

>>535029103
they're shilling to the wrong people
I don't wanna play a cotton picking game, neither genshin or their own

>>535029174
we are back if you love Cyrene and Hysilens

>>535029019
It's the same shit. You're not allowed to interact with any heir that isn't named Phainon, Cyrene or Castorice while Phainon's additional fujobait also actively drags another character down.

idk having assholes warming up to you slowly as you bond is kino. Wuwa is making less and less every month

>>535029132
Are these the same ages as the previous cycle too? Kinda surprising they are confirming this when they are usually so cagey on dates in SR.

>>535029103
Shilling an open world game to a turn based audience is top tier retardation

>didn't get Hysilens
Fuck, my Kafka stays benched. Atleast I'll get Cerydra E0S0 and have enough left for Cyrene E2S1

>>535025601
ANAL

>>535029141
how dull compared to shaojis slop?

Sexual intercourse with chubby /hsrg/ femanons with the purpose of boosting their confidence!

>>535029207
phainon does not get naked and invite you for a bath nor does he hold hands with you like current characters. Talking to him isnt paggotry

>>535029272
blame the person who asked.

Wuwa constantly keeps shilling their slop to
>turn based games
>lmb hack and slash games
>idol games
Why? That’s not your target audience

>>535029240
Every cycle is RNG so I don't think its entirely accurate to the previous cycle but it's a good reference

>>535029298
Hsr's mediocre story looks like Shakespeare in comparison.

>>535029141
tl;dr
>the scene where you fight crownless in the intro was different: yapyap got seriously injured and when you unconcsiously used your echo suck powers, the red head tomboy schizo'd out and threatened to kill you because she didnt know if you were a monster or a spy from the other countries they were in conflict with
>encore was scar's sister
>sanhua, green cu chulain and everyone in not!china fucking hated rover's guts, with the former threatening to kill you and the lion shota was a full blown furry creature that constantly took credit for your deeds and everyone believed him
>the only person who believed in you was encore

>>535029212
Not to that extent
It's one thing to be cold, it's another to actively plotting to get the mc killed while sucking off the writers husbando

>>535028827
>is actually just march but boring
yikes

>>535029272
Not even the "open world" part. But the action game part is whats retarded to me. I play real action games, not dumbed down gacha slop where 90% of the game is complete faceroll and then the endgame all of a sudden becomes (pull for the latest unit) hard.

>>535029362
thats what happened in Baldur's gate 3 and people love it. IDK, maybe trust your og vision and develop the game instead of bowing at the first sign of critcisim

>>535029141
Wuwa's beta story was quite literally everyone having a hateboner against rover and shitting on him. think like the opening of symphonia 2 where emil was constantly getting shat on hated by everyone in his village for existing but worse

Do Chrysos Heirs have golden period blood?

Asking for a friend, haha...

>>535029352
the world will never know

Just felt sharp pain in my testicles. Is this Dark march?

>>535029442
Because shartji has never retconned or rewritten anything in HSR? You're not just throwing stones in glass houses, you have a catapult here.

Would Cerydra step on my balls

>>535029358
Ah ok that makes more sense. I remember people saying last cycle Mydei was the youngest over Hyacine, which makes sense with her work and being essentially a doctor. Them living so long though does render it all moot kinda though.

>>535029442
Good luck getting people to roll for such characters tho

>>535029352
They think we like to mint pick
We already have billions of overworld mats at this point, and the ones we lack we can exchange or spam Acheron/Phainon E

>>535029361
>>535029454
They overcorrected. Everyone worshipping you for merely existing is even worse than everyone hating you. There's no where to take the story.
Hell even Persona 3 has characters like Junpei who have some conflict with MC.

Should I get Kafka to complete the Stellaron Hunter collection?

>>535029497
no that's just the aftereffects of one night with Cyrene

>>535029553
FGO can do it, GBF pre homoangels did it, even fucking nikke can do it. quite literally only hoyoshit has this problem

>>535029584
That's why people like Phrolova.

who

>>535029610
>Cyrene does the trademark pose that Cassie and Firefly does
Yup, her c&c levels are off the charts

>>535029553
fgo has evil characters who dislike you and people roll for them.

So we're stuck with this chick now? No more cute little pink bunny?

>>535029661
never doubt leakers man

So this is how they make grapes on Amphoreus...

>>535029553
just write good characters and give them cool animations and people will roll

>>535026012
just wait
Kafka became playable in version 1.3, look at her state now
if she was released in 4.x or 5.x she would be 50 times better instead of being a dotbrick

People want antagonistic characters and thats fine but I want mentally hysteric/clinically insane waifu

>can't roll until Cyrene
fvark...
guess I'll stock up on express passes until then

Lygus compliments (You) for solving a basic tutorial puzzle.

The difference between pre 3.4 and post 3.4 might be two different eras in HSR's storytelling. My dick is raw from the unwarranted dick sucking from everybody in the story.

kuwabara kuwabara kuwabara

Isn’t Hyacine better than shit shit in Hysilens teams?

You now remember the fags who desperately tried to argue that there could only be "1 character for (You) per planet"

>>535029661
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gUhHL2BUaKI

>>535029661
imagine having the #1 of the genius society in a plot where herta and screwllum were barely in it

>Create an Aeon
>dont like it
>try to destroy it
What the fuck is his problem?

>>535029661
>KWABara

>>535029795
No

>>535029661
>This guy was Herta's fuarking hero
>Is a robot with a humiliation fetish
Might hurt her more than all her jobbing

>>535029659
phrovola flopped, though. Wuwa is stuck in a creation of its own making like snowbreak. They pandered to retarded idiots and even creating a chracters thats a little outisde the norms will lead ot it flopping

>>535029676
Not on launch, and not on china
Even fgo had a core support for the mc at the start, wuwa would be like if mash treated you like trash while roman and da Vinci openly discussed how to get you killed on accident and how they wished they got that other guy instead
They legit panicked when they did the survey to ask which characters people would roll for
Can you guess how that went?

>>535029839
When the experiment is a failure you take note and restart.

>>535029810
Penacony had 2 though? (Acheron is way less but counts as 1)
Amphoreus has 3 and the levels are (Cyrene>>>>>>> Castorice >>>> Hysilens)

>>535029752
I think you meant wine, lol.

>>535029469
haha imagine your dick being covered in gold after breaking their hymen

pre-Godhood Aglaea is fucking SMUG

>That arrogant Aeon was born from the Primum Mobile of humans' desire for knowledge, yet THEY THEMSELF sealed off humanity's capacity to seek enlightenment
>あの傲慢な星神は、人類の知識欲から生まれたにもかかわらず、自らの手で凡人たちの探求の道を閉ざしてしまった。
This line makes it sound like Nous fucked over the mundanites just by existing in jp but they also use 凡人 pretty loosely so it might just be nothing

>>535026545
A retarded yandere is much more precious than a smart one

>>535029775
>>535029810
bros i cant belive lygus is for (you)....

>>535029470
why is cery so ugly

>>535029810
Oh wow some character is going to makes eyes at my character for a second then do nothing ever
Am I supposed to care?

How much slop until I catch up to current story?

How are there still faggots claiming that Acheron is for (You)

>>535029775
I remember Herta talking shit after you solving overworld puzzles

I'm just glad to see Trianne alive again
I love my bratty daughter

>>535028864
One of the first interactions with her at the beginning of the game is you having the option to tell her "BEG ME" to test the SU and she actually responds with "I beg you".
Nice "Princess" you got there, faggot.

>>535029682
Pretty much. And for now she doesn't even exist without (You). But I'm sure Shaoji will force her into reality though via her hagification.

>>535029946
This was already established in the unknowable domain

>>535030002
Play that Trailblaze Continuance and I'll tell you. Bana.

You now remember they tried to make you feel about these supercomputers dying 2 patches ago

>>535029946
I wouldn't trust JP, they take a lot of liberties with translations.
Although probably not It's a date Mydeimos tier lol.

>>535029910
It would be a shame if the character closest to (you), March 7th, did not get any ship-baiting

>>535030074
NOTHING ever happens...

>>535030074
They did it again too. this is the only kind of storytelling shartji can do. pity bait + tragedy wank.

>>535029873
Grim. I guess when you pander to fat otakus, you can't go back to writing stories for normal people.

>>535029946
We know from Unknowable Domain that there is a gap between mundanites and geniuses that is impossible to overcome and that this fact is being kept a secret.

Which way, /hsrg/

>>535030009
It's just Acheron fags pretending she's relevant in the MC bowl

>>535030192
cope us "fat otaku" are the reason why this genre exists. You normalfags ruined a good thing

>>535030205
what? A Genius is unironocally a different species?

Who is that new Harmony event cone for?

>>535030192
They fund your game retard, thats why gacha games pag bait often

>>535030265
Cerydra (lmao)

>>535025093 (OP)
>see nihility symbol
>get excited
>its welt
Fuck everything

>>535030236
>>535030276
Why are all pagbait gacha flopping then

>>535030258
Geniuses are simply built different. It's why Ratio can never become a Genius regardless of how much he researches or how much knowledge he accrues.

>Saber doesn't have a clear best Planar set
>Don't have any old relics to use
>Going to have to farm out ancient relics that no one else wants and will surely be replaced real soon
This blows. My crit rate is capped out already so I don't need Salsatto either...

>Get to see her again
>her gentle voice before her soul died
I MISSED YOU AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I DONT WANT HER TO BE DEAD INSIDE ANYMORE

>>535030323
Survive or be destroyed, there is no other choice.

>>535030230
Calling someone irrelevant in the MC bowl is actually a compliment.

>>535030330
aura

>>535025904
She looks good on trash mobs but I'll have to max her out to be sure...very familiar feeling to see her DOT "overkills" enemies with every tick procced by Kafka.
Much like a certain purple whore who overkills stuff with her DOT, she does not fix Kafka team's lack of ERR and sustain with synergy. That remains a big gaping weakpoint.

>>535030258
It's been said that average people and people at the very tail end of the bell curve have communication issues so it's probably the same concept, just add magic.

>>535030378
No it isnt

>>535030330
>is the easiest fight I've ever fought
what a fuckin guy

Dot is so fucking back

Atk or ERR? 134 Speed or 161 speed (with her cone)?

>>535030329
Hmmm lets see
>HSR does pagbait often
>LaDS is pagbait central
>Genshin does pagbait often
>Uma has pagbait
>NIKKE is pagbait central
>ZZZ does pagbait often
>Wuwa is pagbait central

Oh wait your shiptroon games are at the bottom of the list retarded tranny

>>535029873
>>535030192
If being a flop means selling less than Carthy who even fucking Dorito Pope was shilling for then sure why not.

>>535030435
>sustainless
I sleep

>>535030378
Not really in HSR's case
She's hardly popular nowadays

>>535030435
>155 attempts
how long were you at this, jesus christ

You call THAT a penis?

how is my not-fully-built hysilens dealing more damage than my e2s1 herta? also, don't bother rolling hysilens if you don't have kafka, it's not worth it

>>535030492
Patience is all you need

>>535030453
And to think, she's the one who'd be calling him small.

>>535030504
I got a boner when she said this

>>535030504
How do dicklets even cope in life? Serious question, asking for a friend

>>535030445
I know for a fact that anon you're replying to is a foid who'd pretend LADS isn't pagbait because "muh male objectification isn't real"

>>535030453
What's Redman doing in Fontaine

>jingliu is gone 4eva
guess that bitch is gonna rot and never see use again

>>535030403
Everyone in the MC bowl is the most cliche character Hoyo could ever make—shallow, clingy, devoid of personality, and targeted at incels and shippers

>>535030537
AIIIEEEE NOT HERE TOO SHIROUBROS

>>535030445
Don’t bother arguing with disingenuous trannies, their job is to seethe here 24/7

Uhh...now what? Do I really need her E1 or can I save for Cerydra?

>>535030445
Most of these aren't pagbait
Wuwa is a pagbait flop

How do I make Saber use her JP VA on EN.

>>535030578
Male objectification isnt real and men are incapable of being raped just like how women are incapable of being pedos

>>535030527
eh, i rolled her without kafka and im having fun fucking around with her
obviously she without Kafka isnt winning any awards and isnt anywhere near the top DPSes but im enjoying her
id try for kafka but dark march and cyrene are around the corner

>call wuwa players fat otakus
>600 replies seething
interesting.....

>>535030445
None of the top games are pagbait except LADS and Nikke.

>>535030618
>he rolled

>>535030584
>>535028750
do 5 cycles count as "seeing use"

>>535030618
ask for a refund

>>535030618
E1 if you are sunk costing into DoT, save if you are not.

>>535030435
DoT is fucking back AND it's making my peepee prickle
>>535030436
ERR and as much speed as you can get, of course

>>535030613
kek predicted it on point >>535030623
>>535030635
They’re retarded trolls, ignore xhem and let xhem seethe

>>535030527
Because of the stage buff.

>>535030645
Truth is the most effective ragebait.

>Spends 1000 years fucking around in Aedes Elysiae
>Finally gets off their ass to try and fix shit
>Put into gay Trailblazer jail for another lygusillion years
THE ABSOLUTE STATE of TB

>>535030672
Can I E1 Kafka instead? She is prettier.

I'm glad that Hysilens is for Caelus

This is her VA day something nice to her.
Also didn't she Voice Alice on ZZZ too?

so, how long is the new TB quest?
are we back to 12 puzzles every 3 steps, or is it more like 3.4?

>>535030754
what flavor of mental illness is this?

>>535030762
I don't know nor care about VAs let alone chink or gook or mook VAs

>>535030645
Already with the ragebait cope. You are wussies.

bros... is aglaea going to return to being dead inside by the time this is all done or will she be fine? She's so happy now,.,,

>>535030586
So, adding variety would improve it

>>535030572
Get into SPH

>>535030762
AIIEEEEEE
I WANNA PIPE DOWN PIPERRRRR

>>535030586
Then make non cliche ones? Though I don't expect chinks to be creative outside of making doormats though

>>535030819
Character progression? In my gacha?

>>535030602
Is there anything more humiliating that some tiny hebe brat bullying you over your size?

>>535030682
>state something wrong
>get pointed out it's wrong
>look I predicted that!!
If pagbait sells then Hysilens will sell right

>>535030751
Just bee yourself.

>>535030779
>is it actual gameplay in a video game or a walking simulator

Pull for Saber or save for Evernight?

>>535030754
Is her torso transparent when she’s naked?

>>535030785
Kek. Saved. Someone actually made a picture about self insert monkeys.

>>535030871
Should be

>>535030762
>Amber
>Exu
Is she a genkitard in the story? I'll have to wait until weekend to play Amphoreuslop.

>>535027263
if anything frog proves that NO ONE ACTUALLY WANTS TO ROLL AN ACTUAL EVIL WOMAN

SEX BEHIND THE STAGE

>>535030864
If I want to do retarded puzzles every 5 minutes, I'd play Professor Layton instead

Finishing inside Hysilens would be freaky ngl

i demand goddesses and evil women, alternatively give me both

Herta is so heckin cute bros

>>535030762
>>535030919
Huyan Zhou is a moeblob wreck who needs constant reassurance or she turns into a blubbery mess.
So it's safe to say she isn't a typecast VA.

Cyrene "dialogue" (sounds like an 40 year old trying to speak like a kid): ZZZZZZZ *HONK MIMIMIMI zzzzzz

CHADGUS speaking: *takes notes

I’m so glad me, a heterosexual white male, gets to enjoy my anime wives drawn by some man in Shanghai. Life is good and I’ll masturbate to Hysilens. God bless the CCP.

>>535030984
I she gets pregnant, can we see her fetus from outside? asking for a friend

>>535030824
This hasn’t changed up to now, and it won’t change in the future. Developers will keep feeding us shipbait because it’s enough to make people dump their money on these characters. This kind of strategy devalues most of the MC’s interactions with other characters, since they’re all the same and meaningless.

>>535030672
>>535030664
>>535030653
>20 rolls later
Now what? I still have the whole patch and a monthly up. I can get Cerydra too.

i kinda wanna fuck lygus....

>>535031038
TRVKA NVKA

>>535030762
>Also voices Bridget on GG
We could have a fucking based GG Collab but instead we got Fate shit Collab that no one gives a rat ass about it.
Fuck fate series for boomer and fuck dawei.

>>535031038
This

So now that the dust has settled is hysilens, evernight for (you)?

kek Cyredra has severe manlet syndrome even though she's a woman KEK

>>535030053
KEK
I told you Shaoji would find a way to tattoo Cyrene into your soul even post-Amphoreus

>>535031053
Save for DoT sustain in 1 year.

>>535030925
Chinks dont speak for everyone, fag

>>535030995
There's a limit on how evil and how hag people like their women.

>>535030785
To berate self-insertion about a fantasy media is like berating people who got wet after they swim
Know the culture, filthy tourist.

>>535031109
Breast envy

Lmao. This game is so stupid.

>>535031052
Shipbait usually doesn't sell tho

>>535031156
explain furina

>>535031112
>>535030053
>Elysia Mk.2 will become real and make amphoreus real
>she will also travel with you in some form too
PFTHAHAHAAHAHAHA

>>535031085
After the fact they made Bridget a troon, bad idea.
At least Japanese artists still stick to the trap timeline.

>>535029676
But people like the chaldea servant babanshii, not the retarded living version

LYGUS PLEASE
JUST MAKE A VERSION OF MYDEIMOS THAT'S FOR ME
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE LET ME RIDE HIS VIRTUAL DIGITAL COMPUTER COCK
ILL JOIN YOUR SIDE ASAP

>>535031135
It's pointless, anon
You won't break to their dogma
It's easier for them to paint the "pags" as monkeys so they remain safe in their bubble

>>535031125
yknow even with its outdated shit im noticing how unique fgo is. It has married couples, evil female characters you can roll for, men who can be rapists just as much as women and characters who hate you
Guess if you write a good story with good characters people will roll

>>535031214
*insert made up numbers here*
Doesn't sell in game, might be selling merch

>>535031153
I rolled for this fucking brick because I was told she'd keep break teams relevant for longer. and she did, for 1 fucking patch...

>>535030229
Tribbie is for breeding. Don't give a fuck about Agy.

>>535030053
So its confirmed she and all of space greece are becoming real at this point isnt it?

>>535031053
roll another one

The only villain I'd roll for in HSR is Lygus

>>535031156
Firefly, Castoria, and now Cyrene. How can you explain that these characters became popular without shipbaiting?

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I’m GODralt of FVARKveria
I’m GODku
I’m GODster Chief
I’m every protagonist
I’m HIM

>>535031214
Shipbait post mortem
Also, Uber meta
Also, of course you'd be a genshitter

>>535031135
>>535031243
wake the fuck up retards. This much self-insertion and escapism isn't healthy, go live and read a real fantasy book before you die alone

>>535030378
she can't even get a rank in the taptap meme popularity poll
meanwhile the so-called flopfly is the most voted HSR character

>>535031214
She isnt shipbait, she's Omni pandering, and being a cute girl who the main shill character with a busted kit you don't need to be genius to figure out why she sold 100s of millions for her first run

>>535031325
Hmmm nyes, I'm thinking BVSED

>Administrator over the whole simulation
>Takes 50 years to figure out Cipher just fucking lied lmao
This loser being able to build an Aeon might be the biggest plothole in the entire setting

>>535031325
FVARKKKKKKK I KNEEL SELF INSERT GOD

so the idea is to give hysilens EHR until 120, then attack? and kafka needs 161 speed then EHR?

>>535031340
Marche...

>>535031360
furina is number one and shes ship bait though

>>535031312
Nah, need E0S0 tiny chess slut. She makes my PP tingle

>>535031112
Shaoji didnt even have to do it, its already happened

>>535031325
i've been saving zelda for generations, yet I'M the eternal virgin...

>>535031360
I don't get why they had to stick with one girl per region back in Penacony and made her dykebait

>>535031395
he made a program he can't control
it's really funny

>>535031325
I'm also YASUKE the black samurai btw

>>535031285
Maybe for Firefly, but she's been letting Rappa clear MoC/PF for quite a while.

>>535031324
They're pagbait. In these threads shipbaiting refers to non-TB ships

>>535031395
Did Lygus ever find out that Cipher made up a lie about Okhema's protection for those 500 extra years anyway? I think he's just too proud to realize some stuff other lord ravagers would.

>>535031325
M-my knees are bvckling under the weight of this TRVKE

>>535031360
So what? I don’t get it. Popularity != Quality. Flopfly will only appeal to incels because her personality and behaviour is tailor-made for them.

bros im bored. When is jing yuan gonna show up?

>>535031112
The pink elf already etched herself into me before shaoji could ever do it himself

>incels
those hours huh

>>535031231
Sorry you fell for the only Heir that is consistently for Phainon. He doesn't even call you Deliverer unlike everyone else kek

Pouring one out for all my amphoreus niggas

>>535031480
It's funny because he just repeated the same mistake he made with Nous. Truly Skott in robot form.

>>535031125
globalturds are irrelevant compared to the east asians, and both japs and gooks have no obsession with "le evil woman to own da incels" like globalturds

>>535031325
>I’m FVARKtin
who is this based on?

>TB gives zero fucks about Phainon during the entire cycle
>shows more concern for Cyrene and even Dan Heng
So much for the yumebaiting kek

>>535031374
NTA but aren't you just proving that getting shipbaited doesn't really matter as long as the unit is super meta?

>>535031576
>Now we just have to get march to make him shit himself too

>>535031539
"Flopfly" will remains popular to this day
"best sales" Flopcheron is already forgotten and abandoned
Pagbait is the way to retain popularity

uooooh hebe wives

>>535031586
This. Villains belong 6 feet under, not on a banner. You'd think these Western retards would've learnt after Signora and Cocolia.

What is a date?

>>535031340
No Tiffany, Twilight isn't "real" fantasy book.
You weird yaoi/yuri cucks have always been a disaster no author would dare pander to.
Lord Dunsany wrote the first fantasy fiction ever because he needed escapism when he can't go outside because of british weather.
Cope, seethe, etc.

RIP Dannie

>>535031512
Well, in that case, I like shipbaiting and value ships between non-AE characters more than AE/non-AE ships.

>>535031662
RAPE RAPE
RAPE RAPE

>>535031676
holy projection

>>535031539
>kekeron troons talking about writing quality
my sides

>>535031675
It's Mydei
>>535031681
That's the other coreflame holder

>>535031639
Screw it. Pagbaiting is the cancer of HSR (and most gacha games).

>>535031597
His entire character is kinda a mess in general, probably too many rewrites. Khaslana only managed to barely salvage Phainon by completely overwriting and replacing him. He's still a shit character that's treated like trash despite all the shilling which is kinda ironic.

>>535031662
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA 3 WEEKS LEFT

>>535031664
>>535031586
I will continue to have sex with the literal beast of the apocalypse while you retards seethe about gayass gender war shit

>>535031573
It genuinely isn't fucking fair to waste this pixel on such a pathetic cuck like Phainon

>Nagayotsuki
Finally

>>535031709
Malding and balding

>>535031676
>Twilight
>yuri/yaoi
Twilight is THE femcel self-insert novel, anon. Fifty Shades of Gray, the femcel rape fantasy series? Written by a Twilight fanfic writer that wants to get fucked by a dom daddy. It was team Jacob vs team Edward, not Jacob x Edward.