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Anonymous No.535025494 >>535410756
/d2g/ - Dota 2 General
Cooling off edition
https://www.dota2.com/patches/7.39d

>INFORMATION & GUIDES
Wiki: https://liquipedia.net/dota2/Portal:Game
News: https://dota2.com/news
Patches: https://dota2.com/patches
Updates: https://dota2.com/news/updates
Lore: https://liquipedia.net/dota2/Lore
For League players: https://dotabuff.com/learn/lol
Bug tracker: https://github.com/ValveSoftware/Dota2-Gameplay/issues
X: https://x.com/dota2

>STATISTICS
https://dota2protracker.com/
https://dotabuff.com
https://opendota.com
https://stratz.com
https://stats.spectral.gg
Personal game data: https://steamcommunity.com/my/gcpd/

>ESPORTS
https://liquipedia.net/dota2/Portal:Esports
https://datdota.com
https://dota2.com/esports
https://gosugamers.net/dota2

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Anonymous No.535025664 >>535027103
Marci!
Anonymous No.535025762
Which items can help me against a Phantom Lancer?
Anonymous No.535027103
>>535025664
fpbp!
Anonymous No.535027874 >>535064824
players still care about winning ti
https://youtu.be/P16ZVHkryD4?t=2132&si=ZKqkWwJyq0jxRlym
anyone telling you otherwise is an agent
Anonymous No.535028152 >>535028374
gold tree facet np mid dagon rush
Anonymous No.535028192
Threesome with QOP and Lina
Anonymous No.535028374
>>535028152
what is the gameplan
tp in>dagon>pray right clicks finish?
Anonymous No.535031672
sex with hoodwink
Anonymous No.535034158
Nerf Shadow Demon. Absolutely obnoxious hero to play against.
Anonymous No.535034205 >>535039608 >>535057829
Remove marci and hoodwink from the game
Anonymous No.535039608
>>535034205
nyo
Anonymous No.535039985
>>534929989
i've always hated rat dota, takes away the grand appeal of competing, I still remember this game from dota allstars. It was a fucking glorius bloodbath bloodbath.

https://youtu.be/iOJ02EeJPvo?si=Xe_r2PfB5y-9fkHE
Anonymous No.535041939
Soembie used to be such a piece of ass before the weirdo haircuts
Anonymous No.535044693
It's amazing how I played God knows how many League games as a kid and did pretty well but now whenever I turn off stream I know zero about what's happening in the game and don't remember shit. I just went with the flow I guess.
Anonymous No.535050523 >>535051612 >>535051686 >>535052095
>use minimap to painic tp back to fountain
>land outside the fountain inside some trees
>trapped until i can tp again
I'm trapped literally right as I type this.
Anonymous No.535051612
>>535050523
Courier some tangos to yourself
Anonymous No.535051686
>>535050523
Alt+tp tps you to the fountain
Anonymous No.535052095
>>535050523
You're not trapped by the trees but by your neurons brotha.
Anonymous No.535056337 >>535062568
>18 posts in 8 hours
yuropoors used to care about dota
Anonymous No.535057724
How about holding a tourney sometime? I could make google form and a spreadsheet if we have enough anons who'd be interested. Just gotta figure out drafting rules so the teams aren't too unbalanced
Anonymous No.535057829 >>535058094 >>535058241
>>535034205
only half correct
Anonymous No.535058094
>>535057829
>furfag magnet
>troon magnet
Both must go
Anonymous No.535058241
>>535057829
Fuck this RAT
Anonymous No.535058843 >>535059062 >>535060794
Any other good game other than dota and cs 2 on steam?
Even outside of steam maybe.
Anonymous No.535059062
>>535058843
Mahjong soul
Anonymous No.535060794 >>535061784
>>535058843
Elden rings new game
Anonymous No.535061784 >>535062249
>>535060794
>fromslop
Anonymous No.535062249
>>535061784
It might as well be manna from heaven compared to dota
Anonymous No.535062494
Buff Hoodwink
Anonymous No.535062568
>>535056337
>NA dotards are the ones keeping /d2g/ alive
oh the irony
Anonymous No.535063484
Leshrac support is legit
Anonymous No.535063868 >>535070424
Visage mid is legit
Anonymous No.535064639 >>535065406
>buy dota+
>reject all games under predicted quality 4
>11 game winstreak
Anonymous No.535064824
>>535027874
they knew they were going to win before the thing began
Anonymous No.535065406
>>535064639
>buy gay+
>lose 1k mmr
>Lose 30 thousand dollars in the casino
???
Anonymous No.535065876 >>535066718 >>535091049
>3k elo
>winning early/mid game
>ping rs, team doesn't listen
>we are wasting 10 minutes on sieging hg achieving nothing
>some bad fight breaks out
>the enemy team slowly catches on
>the game could have been over in 30 minutes, it's pushing 60 now
>the enemy teams does rs
>lose
I wish I could get into 1v1 comp games like the rts games but I find them so boring. I love being a part of the team but games like this are soul crushing
Anonymous No.535066167
>play safelane terror
>vs abysmal pugna dazzle lane
>my witch doctor doesnt have 2 braincels latched together
>levels madladict instead of heal
>they shit in his face and force me out of lane
>60 min game until i get 6 slotted and destroy their entire team
Anonymous No.535066718 >>535067096
>>535065876
>find them so boring
translation: scary and daunting
1 game of sc2 would have an assfag microlet shitting himself and coping up a storm how his 1 unit hero brawler is "better"
Anonymous No.535066876
Skycunt minge
Anonymous No.535067096 >>535067276
>>535066718
no, I mean it's boring, you fucking retard. I played starcraft, aoe, coh2 and I'd get bored after a game or two
Anonymous No.535067276 >>535067412
>>535067096
playing vs computer easy at 50 apm is pretty boring, i agree
Anonymous No.535067412 >>535067545
>>535067276
why are you here instead of some gookclick slop thread?
Anonymous No.535067545 >>535069314
>>535067412
there we go, a confession
Anonymous No.535067672
Disperser doesn't give movespeed vibes
Anonymous No.535067767
thread bully hard at work again today harassing people over absolutely nothing
Anonymous No.535067883 >>535068951 >>535068951
Thank you immortal draft very cool
Anonymous No.535068086 >>535068312
Leaguechads are laughing at us...
Anonymous No.535068312
>>535068086
it's the pent up frustration from vanguard forcing windows updates and bricking their shit
Anonymous No.535068951
>>535067883
>>535067883
you have to be a retard to play core at 5 digit mmr, especially 3 and 2 (dead dogshit worthless roles)
supports only have the strongest early, mid and late game and scale harder than 3/4 of all traditional carry heroes while simultaneously needing half the farm
Anonymous No.535069314 >>535069518
>>535067545
>you didn't refute my retarded bait, therefore you have confessed!
gookclick sloppers really are something else
Anonymous No.535069518 >>535069689
>>535069314
no, you calling it gookclick (translation: too fast for me) is a confession that you suck dick at rts and cope about it by calling it boring
similar to a retard feeding on purpose because he's "bored" when losing
Anonymous No.535069689 >>535069804 >>535071609 >>535073912
>>535069518
I used this term to belittle you because you can't comprehend that someone finds something you like boring and got defensive, like the mentally underdeveloped third worlder you are. I guess rts players need shit to be spelled out for them, my bad
Anonymous No.535069804
>>535069689
>y-you are a third worlder and gay doe
i know i'm right
Anonymous No.535070424
>>535063868
Always has been
Anonymous No.535071609
>>535069689
Stop replying to the shitposting crybully
Anonymous No.535072107 >>535072739 >>535074403
>play ringmaster
>try to save someone with escape act
>range is basically melee
>cast time is twice as long as other save spells
>even after the cast finishes there's a 0.5 second delay before the target actually gets hidden
>even after that they aren't immune to damage
>can't cast it on enemies to set up like disruption or astral
What a worthless fucking garbage spells
Anonymous No.535072739 >>535074216
>>535072107
rm is op and the timing is what makes him take skill.
Anonymous No.535073912 >>535074976
>>535069689
You say this in an Action RTS general.
Anonymous No.535074216
>>535072739
>rm is op
lmao
Anonymous No.535074403 >>535074970
>>535072107
>A BUUUUH WHY IS HERO NOT IDENTICAL TO OTHER HEROES WHY ARE THERE DIFFERENCES DUUUUHHHHHHHH
Anonymous No.535074464 >>535074610 >>535075593 >>535075683
Is it just me or are offlane necros like deathly averse to buying any items with actives? Like even Shivas is pushing it despite it enabling them to be more of a do-nothing pest
Anonymous No.535074610
>>535074464
>offlane necro
holy based grieferbros
Anonymous No.535074970
>>535074403
That's not what I said, are you illiterate?
Anonymous No.535074976 >>535075240
>>535073912
>action rts
what does this even mean
Anonymous No.535075240 >>535075826
>>535074976
valve's term for assfaggot
i don't want to say "moba" because it's far more retarded
Anonymous No.535075593
>>535074464
If I were to run an offlane necro I'd just be buying stats and trying to live for as long as possible to cause as much damage as possible.

He's just a weaker mid necro really. Blademail, Dagon, or Meteor Hammer would be the bigger items to go for.
Anonymous No.535075683 >>535078206
>>535074464
Dogshit hero that needs buffs and they should bring back his old aghs
Anonymous No.535075826 >>535075920 >>535076007
>>535075240
they tag it as a moba on the store page
Anonymous No.535075920 >>535077057
>>535075826
used to be ARTS in the old days, i guess it has to do something with tags being community driver or som shit
Anonymous No.535076007 >>535076195
>>535075826
>they
User generated tags.
Anonymous No.535076195 >>535077193
>>535076007
are you suggesting valve has zero oversight on that?
Anonymous No.535077057
>>535075920
the dota2 homepage calls it an action rts
Anonymous No.535077193 >>535077430 >>535078036
>>535076195
They ban "offensive" tags, otherwise they do nothing
"Moba" isn't an offensive tag, it's user generated
It says so right there on the store page
Anonymous No.535077430 >>535077607
>>535077193
it offends me with its retardation
Anonymous No.535077607
>>535077430
Feel free to report it as incorrect or offensive
Anonymous No.535078036 >>535078552
>>535077193
then you agree that valve has oversight over tags and therefore final authority on what is used
thanks for coming out retard
Anonymous No.535078206
>>535075683
I am aware, which is why you'd think necros would try to be something more than a walking creep that can't even autoattack once their ult is on cd.
Anonymous No.535078552 >>535078730
>>535078036
Oh, it's you
Get a trip so people can filter you, please
Anonymous No.535078730 >>535078902
>>535078552
youre the one who has the problem
Anonymous No.535078902 >>535079041
>>535078730
You are the problem
Anonymous No.535079041 >>535079336
>>535078902
how so?
Anonymous No.535079336 >>535079545
>>535079041
Because all you do is shitpost making any form of discussion impossible, you killed this general harder than PSG and rain and that serbian troon combined
Anonymous No.535079545 >>535079648
>>535079336
why do you have so many enemies?
Anonymous No.535079648 >>535079996
>>535079545
They are enemies of the general, like you
Anonymous No.535079996 >>535080171
>>535079648
no one else is complaining about your schizo friends
ever stop and think that you are the problem?
Anonymous No.535080171 >>535080313
>>535079996
>no one else is complaining about psg or rain
Come on now
Anonymous No.535080313 >>535081679 >>535082375
>>535080171
who else is complaining then? you are the only one to mention them in this thread and the general has no active tripfags
Anonymous No.535080497 >>535082375
>everyone else is a shitposter but me
just thread bully things
Anonymous No.535081679 >>535082375
>>535080313
funny how the thread bully has no answer to this
for me? the schizo poster who has many enemies is the one killing the general
Anonymous No.535082375
>>535080313
>>535080497
>>535081679
samefag
Anonymous No.535082556
another great contribution to the thread
Anonymous No.535085529 >>535085647 >>535085796 >>535086153 >>535086197 >>535093926 >>535094203 >>535094225
source is the absolute worst engine i've ever seen.
Anonymous No.535085647
>>535085529
Unreal exists.
Anonymous No.535085796
>>535085529
Best*
Anonymous No.535086153
>>535085529
dota2 runs on source2
Anonymous No.535086197
>>535085529
enter Ren'Py
Anonymous No.535086807
dota AI ad when
Anonymous No.535086976 >>535087479 >>535087596 >>535095906 >>535096089
What's ya'll folx mini profile lookin' like?
Anonymous No.535087282 >>535087486
DOTA MAKE PEOPLE DELUSIONAL
EGO LEVEL:DELUSION
I ALWAYS MUTE ALL INCOMING CHAT BUT ONCE I OPEN NEAR THE END OF GAME I SAW KUNKKA SAID LOL SPEC DID NOTHING
QUITE CONTRAY HE HAD TO BE VERY GRATEFUL AND LICK MY FEET FOR ME HOLDING GAME TILL 42 MINUTE WITH A CHANCE OF COMEBACK
I HATE ALL DOTA PLAYERS AND IRL I NEVER TALK SOMEONE IF I KNOW HE PLAYS DOTA
PLZ TELL ME GOOD THINGS
Anonymous No.535087479 >>535087596
>>535086976
Deers, lots of deers
Anonymous No.535087486 >>535087578
>>535087282
>le angry caps lock spam
brown underage thirdworlder
Anonymous No.535087578
>>535087486
better than being white soulless evil person
Anonymous No.535087596 >>535088571
>>535086976
it's y'all not ya'll
>>535087479
this is super cute
Anonymous No.535087832 >>535087983 >>535088752 >>535089015 >>535373626
What killed aurothposting?
Anonymous No.535087983
>>535087832
the game.
Anonymous No.535088216
i have literally destoryed my unfavorite match-up at mid and destoryed huskar but when your only postive KDA teammate was pudge and rest are feeding
>lose
Anonymous No.535088571
>>535087596
>it's y'all not ya'll
I am so sorry grammar-sensei
Anonymous No.535088752
>>535087832
decency
Anonymous No.535089015 >>535089674 >>535089934
>>535087832
People could only pretend they found a giant lizard attractive for so long before it became too much
Anonymous No.535089620 >>535089835 >>535090574 >>535091339 >>535091562 >>535104224
people who plays them are son of bitches, are u guys agree? u can add or deduct
ps:last time someone said wind is not cuz u can trade with her

kotl
kunkka
huskar
windranger
wk
ursa
lone druid
medusa
broodmother
OD
skywrath mage
winter wyvern
meepo
techies
pudge
clinkz
riki
bloodseeker
necrophos

reasoning
kotl:cant catch him and he anoyns you from far
kunkka:tidebringer laning
huskar:cuz huskar
windranger:little little hits from far constantly
wk:his pushing playstyle tilts
ursa:cuz op
lone druid:afk farm jungle goes op
medusa:afk farm goes op
broodmother:cuz broodmother
OD:laning op
skywarth mage:tilting playstyle
winter wyvern:tilting playstyle
meepo:cuz meepo
techies:cuz techies
pudge:cuz pudge
clinkz:cuz clinkz
riki:cuz riki
bloodseeker:cuz dog playstyle
necrophos:cuz noob op hero
Anonymous No.535089674 >>535091871
>>535089015
Pretend?
Anonymous No.535089835 >>535089949
>>535089620
Brown hands typed this
Anonymous No.535089934
>>535089015
>pretend
Anonymous No.535089949
>>535089835
icefrog is brown and you are his metaslave
Anonymous No.535090184
how do NA fags keep themselves sane on NA? How do you not get shadow banned for breaking down and calling your teammates brown and bad?
Anonymous No.535090574
>>535089620
i can add legion commander
reasoning: stupid op noobslayer snowball hero
Anonymous No.535091049
>>535065876
I wanted to play WC3 online and bought the original cd key, everything works but I can't play it because w3champions doesn't work for some reason ))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
Anonymous No.535091339 >>535102484
>>535089620
>OD
I canned him since he needs items and cannot farm. If anybody on your team starts snowballing it's ogre.
Anonymous No.535091562
>>535089620
>necrophos:cuz noob op hero
But he's dogshit?
Anonymous No.535091871 >>535092053 >>535092392 >>535092601
>>535089674
What you didn't know? It's like people who say they're attracted to Ench, Hoodwink or Marci, they're just messing around, no one here is actually aroused by animals, it's all a big joke
Anonymous No.535092053
>>535091871
But I like Auroth, Hoodwink, and Enchantress
Anonymous No.535092392
>>535091871
I fap to Hoodwink everyday.
Anonymous No.535092601
>>535091871
>no one here is actually aroused by [Ench]
about that...
Anonymous No.535093926 >>535094071
>>535085529
Source runs really well across a ton of PCs, what's the issue?
Anonymous No.535094071 >>535094245 >>535102041
>>535093926
>runs really well
>any teamfight kills the fps by like 60% of how the match started.
Anonymous No.535094203
>>535085529
Source 1 was great and it's insane how dogshit your PC could be and run all Valve games on good framerate
Now midrange PC is not good enough for Dota or CS and shills unironically claim you should buy a $2000 graphics card for these games
Anonymous No.535094225
>>535085529
win7?
Anonymous No.535094245 >>535094612
>>535094071
that is a you issue
Anonymous No.535094612 >>535098057
>>535094245
No it fucking isn't you brainrotten valvecuckold subhuman
Anonymous No.535095906
>>535086976
Anonymous No.535096089
>>535086976
Anonymous No.535096506
New Godson just dropped:
Void timezone no bash vessel no ult build FTW
https://youtu.be/_VpnoFwNzoo?si=prPUMUwU93MxW5I1
Anonymous No.535097043
Post vore.
Anonymous No.535097231 >>535097857
holy shit this general is dead
fuck off to /vm/ already.
Anonymous No.535097857
>>535097231
Your fault.
Anonymous No.535098057
>>535094612
now that you got that out of your system you can acknowledge that its your problem
Anonymous No.535100873 >>535101374 >>535101390
does the negative health regen debuff of broodmother necrotic webs facet stacks
like if you put 4 webs on top of each other on lane does it amplify the regen negation
Anonymous No.535101374
>>535100873
No
Anonymous No.535101390
>>535100873
Of course not
Anonymous No.535101827
well dotards?
Anonymous No.535102041
>>535094071
The only thing that ever caused fps drops for me was Kunkka's Torrent aghs.

Otherwise all the PL illusions in the world don't really cause any dips.

Maybe TB's reflection sometimes causes a little Sutter, but that's about it.
Anonymous No.535102484 >>535103742
>>535091339
actually i was thinking the same
she/he is the least SOB features
must be the one she/he who could have dignity still
Anonymous No.535103082 >>535103440
here meet the most digusting mind inside a human:this weaver
>le me stay from more far(dragon lance)
>le me also have invis
>le me also have 2 life
>still dies 8xtimes
>carry
>lose:son of a lose
Anonymous No.535103440
>>535103082
>weaver name: Anonymous
>poster name: Anonymous
I'm sensing a pattern here
Anonymous No.535103742 >>535104240
>>535102484
He's still annoying in the lane, you're right, but what will you get out of the lane? Level 7 and not even near the Witchblade? His powerspike is at 2-3 items. The first item gives him small utility, but he has to buy it.
You're a creep unless you manage to align the game in your direction with some good ult and later get a few items. You're not gonna kill anyone on mid unless they mess up, that's generally the rule. He also can't farm.
I went from 93% winrate with him, to 70%, but I've been losing with him for several games because he can't farm and can't fight much early on. And there's no place for such heroes on mid.
Anonymous No.535104224
>>535089620
why can't the people i play against only pick shitty heroes that are easy to deal with this is a reasonable thing to ask
Anonymous No.535104240 >>535104597
>>535103742
i have found a fast farm patern on him
>buy dagon
>astral prison range creep
>dagon 1 creep
>right click 3xrest
Anonymous No.535104597 >>535105565
>>535104240
Yeah and while I'm gonna dagon melee creeps my sidelanes are getting their T2s attacked already and enemy offlaner already has a Pipe and they're rolling to each objective as 5, pinging me in the meantime and throwing Arabic curses.
I have lost 4 games so hard I'm shying away from picking him again. It's probably just bad luck since people don't usually play as well as they did.

Since the games are going clown mode, I pick a hero that can be played with no items or needs one like Blink.
I'd rather wish to be Ember that can chain people for 4 seconds or Leshrac that can go in and do enormous damage than OD with half Witchblade.
Anonymous No.535105116 >>535106589
Where's my ゴジラ crossover GabeN? I want my ゴジラskin for primal you mother of fuck!
Anonymous No.535105565 >>535105807
>>535104597
iran players are subhuman animals
here i this is my grief profile to grief their games
never talk to them always mute them
Anonymous No.535105807
>>535105565
I get them once in a blue moon late at night on US servers. Makes me understand why the insane boomers in my country want to nuke them into oblivion.
Anonymous No.535106589
>>535105116
>literal slop franchise
kys
Anonymous No.535106736 >>535110124
>queue
>alt tab
>find game before the game finishes alt tabbing
How do I make my queues longer?
Anonymous No.535107683 >>535110338
where do I find the new meme builds these days?
Anonymous No.535110124
>>535106736
if you see spanish just call them brown or type brown in chat at random after they type/say something spanish. replace spanish for other brownman language if you live in eu.
Anonymous No.535110338 >>535110412
>>535107683
/d2g/ of course.
Anonymous No.535110412 >>535110520
>>535110338
kinda viable now with the magic rapiers
Anonymous No.535110520
>>535110412
I want to go spam this in unranked but too many games with browns has made me lose interest in dota for the rest of the day.
Anonymous No.535110564 >>535111171
is there a /d2g/ clan? I'm a guildlet and apparently you can set sound effects to be usable on all chat if you are in a clan
Anonymous No.535111131 >>535112075
daily reminder: you are playing this game with delusional people
ego level:schiozo delusion
Anonymous No.535111171
>>535110564
Yes but it's full of gays and retards
Anonymous No.535111443 >>535111498 >>535112075
daily reminder: you are playing this game with delusional people
ego level:schiozo delusion
Anonymous No.535111498 >>535111676
>>535111443
t. virgin
Anonymous No.535111676 >>535112075 >>535112654
>>535111498
sex havers are reprehensible and disgusting
the only reason you use virginity as an insult is because you're ashamed you threw yours away so easily
Anonymous No.535112075 >>535112818
>>535111676
>>535111443
>>535111131
sex is fun wdym
Anonymous No.535112643
Confluence
Anonymous No.535112654 >>535112880
>>535111676
why do you consider virgin to be an insult?
Anonymous No.535112818
>>535112075
mmm imagine her futa horsecock and balls
Anonymous No.535112880 >>535113353
>>535112654
I don't.
Given the context, the poster I was responding to does consider it an insult.
Anonymous No.535113353 >>535113843
>>535112880
but you got offended when he called you a virgin
Anonymous No.535113843 >>535113947
>>535113353
I'm not the person he originally replied to.
Anonymous No.535113947 >>535114027
>>535113843
why are you getting offended then?
Anonymous No.535114027 >>535114141 >>535114426
>>535113947
Your presence offends me
Anonymous No.535114141 >>535114560
>>535114027
Does sex scare you or something?
Anonymous No.535114426 >>535114560
>>535114027
>virgin
>easily offended
checks out
Anonymous No.535114536
>be in game
>someone suggests I pick Io
>can't even remember when I last picked Io
>look up my last game on him
>2016
>one of the players in that game has a vaguely familiar name
>he's literally in the game I'm currently in
What the fuck are the odds
Anonymous No.535114560 >>535114721 >>535116481
>>535114141
>>535114426
You can be as passive aggressive as you want and samefag as many times as you'd like, the fact remains that I am pure and you are not.
Best of luck in your games tonight, friend!
Anonymous No.535114721
>>535114560
huh? that's a hell of a projection lad
Are you that afraid of sex?
Anonymous No.535114784 >>535116827 >>535119626 >>535120085
what heroes would you say have the most even magic / physical damage split? i feel like void spirit is up there but i cant think of many others
Anonymous No.535115080
>want to play dota
>only browns on
le sigh. at least my morning games were fun.
Anonymous No.535116481
>>535114560
>the fact remains that I am pure and you are not.
now this is passive aggressive behavior
Anonymous No.535116827
>>535114784
luna
aw
Anonymous No.535119283 >>535119470 >>535123226
>get browns on team
>lose
Region lock when?
Anonymous No.535119470 >>535119541 >>535124741
>>535119283
how can you tell the color pf your team mates skin with certainty?
Anonymous No.535119541 >>535120810
>>535119470
Their language, if they speak a brown language they are brown.
Anonymous No.535119626
>>535114784
Luna
Muerta
Winter Wyvern.
Anonymous No.535120085
>>535114784
Visage
Anonymous No.535120797
whichever one of you stupid niggers is streamrift and just played a furion match in turbo

you're a fucking worthless dog

so is your faggot lover faceless retard
Anonymous No.535120810 >>535121376
>>535119541
so you cant be certain at all then
Anonymous No.535121103
>sniper literally ults every one of my kills and steals them
>builds literally no damage
>lose because sniper is useless
>bitch ass nigger literally just throws ults and runs away and then blames the team
Anonymous No.535121128
Imagine being a turbokek. Lmao.
Anonymous No.535121376 >>535121872
>>535120810
Yes I can. Are you brown or something? You act brown.
Anonymous No.535121872 >>535122868
>>535121376
im white, and this just proves your brown-dar is off
Anonymous No.535122247 >>535122309 >>535122905 >>535123045 >>535123069
Suck a trash general for such a cool game. What a shame
Anonymous No.535122309
>>535122247
cry
Anonymous No.535122868 >>535123061
>>535121872
lmao sure you are lil brownie
Anonymous No.535122905
>>535122247
we're too busy playing to post. if you want an active gen go to the lol one where its just porn and race bait.
Anonymous No.535123045 >>535124025 >>535161350
>>535122247
Why don't you make it better instead of complaining like a woman
Anonymous No.535123061
>>535122868
you are awfully mad at being wrong
Anonymous No.535123069 >>535123226
>>535122247
We have a dedicated shitposter that cries and shitposts extra hard whenever someone calls him out. He's the sole reason the general is dead.
Anonymous No.535123152 >>535123714
is gyro countered by hte current blademail meta?
Anonymous No.535123226 >>535123329
>>535123069
its this guy
>>535119283
in case anyone is wondering
Anonymous No.535123329 >>535123375
>>535123226
No, it's you you fucking schizo.
Anonymous No.535123375 >>535123559
>>535123329
>nou
typical thread bully tactic
Anonymous No.535123559 >>535123652
>>535123375
Do you think you can fool anyone with this? Get a trip already.
Anonymous No.535123652 >>535123894
>>535123559
im not trying to fool anyone, they can judge for themselves who was crying about browns then shitposted even harder when challenged
Anonymous No.535123714
>>535123152
Depends on how many blademails the enemy stacks.
Anonymous No.535123894 >>535123942
>>535123652
What the fuck are you talking about? Are you an actual schizo?
Anonymous No.535123916
>mid lastpicked drow
>after offlane picked viper and the enemy picked axe
I love crusader
Anonymous No.535123942 >>535124105
>>535123894
playing dumb now? another thread bully tactic
Anonymous No.535124025
>>535123045
she has sex with vhoul men
Anonymous No.535124105 >>535124204 >>535124269 >>535181321
>>535123942
Do you think every person you reply to is the same? You're fucking retarded.
Anonymous No.535124204 >>535124308
>>535124105
not at all nor did i suggest that
youre desperate
Anonymous No.535124269
>>535124105
yep
Anonymous No.535124308 >>535124419
>>535124204
So what the fuck are you on about?
Anonymous No.535124419 >>535124901
>>535124308
you are capable of reading the thread for yourself, no?
Anonymous No.535124741 >>535124853
>>535119470
yeah bro the internet is anonymous how are you supposed to know "el quispe" and "MONKY D. LUFFY" are brown
Anonymous No.535124763 >>535430661
IGNORE RETARDS, TELL ME HOW YOUR LAST MATCH WENT
I PLAYED SPECTRE AND HAD A LOT OF FUN
Anonymous No.535124853 >>535126327
>>535124741
you dont
but its really ez to make them scapegoats cause you played poorly
Anonymous No.535124901 >>535125006
>>535124419
Yeah, so what the fuck are you on about? Are you the fag that got upset that someone was shittalking brown people, and now you think that was me? You're a fucking schizo.
Anonymous No.535125006 >>535125193
>>535124901
still playing dumb?
anon you are better than this
Anonymous No.535125193 >>535125284
>>535125006
Yeah you're a fucking retarded schizo alright, take the L and move on.
Anonymous No.535125284
>>535125193
>take the l
see you acknowledge that you do understand what is going on
i knew you had it in you
Anonymous No.535125289 >>535125383
>courier incoming
>step back to retrieve item
>team decides this is the perfect time to initiate
Anonymous No.535125383
>>535125289
>pull
>core initiates
>go for lotus
>core initiates
Cores are retarded
Anonymous No.535125597 >>535125737
When did monkeys_forever turn from cute twink to greasy neckbeard? Also where is lukiluki?
Anonymous No.535125737
>>535125597
Duki is still Mason's fuck toy
Anonymous No.535126327 >>535126461
>>535124853
Shitters coping doesn't mean you aren't brown.
Anonymous No.535126461 >>535126664
>>535126327
are you still going on about this?
take the l and move on
Anonymous No.535126664 >>535126707
>>535126461
yeah what about it?
Anonymous No.535126707
>>535126664
browns won
Anonymous No.535127087 >>535127281 >>535129107
Anonymous No.535127281
>>535127087
I miss Tobi "lame as a niggers baby" Wan
Anonymous No.535127373 >>535127481
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z-5s5ryFXi0
Anonymous No.535127481
>>535127373
Blessed
Anonymous No.535128139 >>535128298 >>535129237
Which hero has the best voice acting and why is it Slark?
Anonymous No.535128298 >>535128407
>>535128139
it's Lina
my cock leaks precum the entire game if she's in it
Anonymous No.535128407
>>535128298
hot
Anonymous No.535128673 >>535128769 >>535132956
What happened to eternal envy?
Anonymous No.535128769
>>535128673
aged out
Anonymous No.535128840 >>535132808 >>535133387
Anonymous No.535128920
>get a dazzle
>he's a retarded nigger who never uses shallow grave on anyone but himself

literal roleplaying
Anonymous No.535129107
>>535127087
Anonymous No.535129237 >>535129637
>>535128139
I quite like Death Prophet, so much so that I use her for my announcer (regular, not megakills.)
Anonymous No.535129637 >>535130394
>>535129237
I use the cm announcer for both
Anonymous No.535130164 >>535130252
Cave Johnson announcer pack is the best.

He literally tells you your team is trash and it's true every game.
Anonymous No.535130252 >>535133826
>>535130164
of course, you are the only constant
Anonymous No.535130394
>>535129637
https://liquipedia.net/commons/images/b/ba/Vo_announcer_dlc_crystal_maiden_killing_spree_cm_ann_kill_follow_up_02.mp3
Anonymous No.535132274
Anonymous No.535132624
>out of tokens so I can't spam np mid anymore
I was so close to legend archonbros
Anonymous No.535132808
>>535128840
arteezy used to be so cute
Anonymous No.535132956 >>535133231 >>535133539
>>535128673
unironically got rich trading,
Anonymous No.535133231
>>535132956
lmao
Anonymous No.535133354
>0/10 pudge
>0/10 earthshaker
>check profiles
>immortal

i fucking hate account buying niggers
Anonymous No.535133387
>>535128840
This was peak dota
Anonymous No.535133539
>>535132956
All I see him talk about on twitter is losing money
Anonymous No.535133826
>>535130252
that's correct, i'm the only one constantly positive while my trashcan team is digging around in the dumpster shithole they live in
Anonymous No.535135467
childhood is blaming others
adulthood is accepting responsibility
Anonymous No.535135796
childhood is blaming everyone else
adulthood is realizing that only minorities are at fault
Anonymous No.535136074 >>535136813
Anonymous No.535136813 >>535136897 >>535137393
>>535136074
Who created this monstrosity of a model and why?
Anonymous No.535136897
>>535136813
idk, i found it on the Dota 2 thread on russian 4chan
Anonymous No.535137393
>>535136813
someone who hates paws
Anonymous No.535138130 >>535138437
whatever happened to the drawfags?
Anonymous No.535138437 >>535138668 >>535138795
>>535138130
The thread schizo drove them out
Anonymous No.535138668
>>535138437
give me a bit, ill be back into the swing of things soon enough
Anonymous No.535138795
>>535138437
I'd suck some drawfag dick if you know what I mean
Anonymous No.535138934
>teamate picks grimstroke
>lose
Every time
Anonymous No.535139367
Kill every single qop picker tranny already
Anonymous No.535139627 >>535141302
>carry refuses to buy bkb
>dies to blademail every fight
Anonymous No.535141302
>>535139627
the ultimate showdown: retard who doesn't buy BKB vs blademail vs retard who buys blademail into three BKBs
Anonymous No.535143786 >>535163108
>last pick pl every game now
:)))
Anonymous No.535144203 >>535144692 >>535144819
>5th lose streak
>Lion gives up first blood, gets mad and goes jungle midas min 0
Why are my games like this. This is divine, why are you queuing at 1 am if you dont wanna play, these games feel unwinnable, nobody wants to play.
Anonymous No.535144692
>>535144203
The worst part is I am forced to go jungle min 3 because I dont have a support in my lane and I get 3 pings from my teammates to report jugg.

Nigga this is not even a game, and if you want to make it a game tp to my lane when I asked. These people ask but never give, they just dont wanna play the game. How can I have a game if I am not allowed to be near my lane since min 0.
Anonymous No.535144819 >>535145175
>>535144203
the 5 players on the other team are playing fine
Anonymous No.535145175 >>535146104
>>535144819
Their void was terrible and their teammates were flaming him a lot and a bunch of "go end" but it doesnt fucking matter because its min 15 and I am like level 8 because I was forced out of my lane at min 3 and then hunted a bunch. Like what do I do, its like 5 games in a row of this.

Last game we were doing super fine, I had like 3 kills in lane and had an early bf but the mid ganked us and my pos 5 said "no mid" and just goes afk.

Before that I had naga pos 5 going radiance.

Before that a pos 4 monkey that went jungle really early and got maelstrom no boots.
Anonymous No.535146104
>>535145175
fv got the w, he played fine
Anonymous No.535149620 >>535149715 >>535155957 >>535156404 >>535160738 >>535183806 >>535200550
remember this show?
Anonymous No.535149715
>>535149620
No not really.
Anonymous No.535150457 >>535150612 >>535152339
is furion still op or not?
Anonymous No.535150612
>>535150457
as it is a day that ends in y, he is op
Anonymous No.535152339
>>535150457
Not really
Anonymous No.535155957
>>535149620
I watched all of it and I don't remember anything.
Anonymous No.535156404 >>535156742 >>535389541
>>535149620
she looks like a fucking board
Anonymous No.535156742 >>535389541
>>535156404
Luna's ass in the cartoon was such a fucking crime. Arguably the biggest ass in the game but in the cartoon she had negative ass.
That said for some reason they gave Mirana some impressive honkers. That image is unusually small compared to most of her other appearances.
Anonymous No.535160738 >>535160772 >>535161616
>>535149620
Marci was in that show!
Anonymous No.535160772
>>535160738
She should've stayed there.
Anonymous No.535161350 >>535193178
>>535123045
Anonymous No.535161616 >>535161748 >>535163345
>>535160738
well gee that explains how she's the most conspicuously out-of-place thing ever added to the game along with kez
Anonymous No.535161748
>>535161616
yeah but they are fun to play so I'll allow it.
Anonymous No.535163108
>>535143786
Having a micro hero in my hero pool is such a free win against shitters that refuse to keep them in mind when drafting.
Anonymous No.535163278
>support doesn't buy a sentry
Is this reason to go jungle lvl 1 or am I overreacting? Seems like an immediate indicator that you are going to lose lane.
Anonymous No.535163345 >>535164068 >>535206042 >>535210883
>>535161616
Kez, hoodwink and pango all belong in the anthropomorph trashcan
Anonymous No.535164068 >>535164304
>>535163345
Hoodwink is the best new hero though
Anonymous No.535164304 >>535164406
>>535164068
Hoodwink is awful. she's WR for people with mental illnesses
Anonymous No.535164406
>>535164304
Wrong also you're gay and jewish
Anonymous No.535164983
Total furfag death
Anonymous No.535165145
Total Marci love!
Anonymous No.535165197
>If you don't love the rat hero you are jewish!!
Anonymous No.535166571
Jews seething lol
Anonymous No.535170817
<
>buy pair of wards
>lane partner immediately assumes in going support rather than not letting other retards fuck up the lane with bad wards
>denies my farm and spam pings me

life is suffering as wr
>>535173886
You're a turbokek, aren't you?
>>535176646
its faster to grind good boy points in turbo, even though this retarded nigger system should be removed entirely
>>535177587
Nah, it's a good system. It lets me play with reasonable people instead of toxic trash like you
>zones you out of lane just by existing
pssh, nothin' personnel... mon...
>>535178423
But he's trash and extremely easy to kill in lane?
>>535178827
>make one misstep
>stunned and put on a death timer
Remind me of his win rate.
>group up
>kill 2 of them
>near enemy T1 tower
>no one goes for it and they just pull back for no reason even though the enemy has no kill threat and we're high stats
>twice
)
At least we won.
>>535124105
this entire thread is me, how have you not caught on?
>Aeon disc
Huh. I geuss to survive engage and get away?
>>535181085
Sub 50
>>535149620
you just know
QoP 1, meme or not?
>>535184946
meme
she cant hit towers
>ember nerfed like 5 times in a row
>monkey king nerfed like 5 times in a row
>leshrac buffed like 5 times in a row, 57% winrate
Epic.
>>535183790
>sub 50
>implying
Immortaltrannies need not respond
>>535186576
>2 annoying heroes nerfed
>hero with weaknesses seeing no play finally buffed
oh no!
so no kez in ti?
>>535186987
Ok tutorial kiddo
>>535187382
no, he was too rushed for release
just play dota 1x6, it is better
>>535184946
meme pb 1 is better somehow lol
>>535161350
Wish more dotards actually commissioned some art like this.
>>535193178
be the change you see in the world
seems its way easier to blame others as usual
uh oh schizo meltie time
>report guy because I think he's trolling
>later realise he is just that bad
>get notification action was taken
RIP sorry dude...
>>535193178
only reason I play ARTS is because I am perma unemployed and if I had the cash to commision I'd just buy art supplies and not being playing dota.
>>535149620
Studio mir is the sloppest of slop "anime"
Its amazing how much League mogged dota in the very same platform.
PLZ SAVE THIS ADVICE IN THE PICTURE
ANGEL TALKED TO ME
>>535200550
>lesbian drama that lost RIOT hundreds of millions of dollars
>>535200938
>Lost
>internationally awarded and recognized.
Yeah, im sure it lost them a lot of money.
*completely eclipses your attempt at an animated series*
>>535200804
and if you don't play the counterpick?
>>535200938
art is worth it, even with the french pozzing it was still fantastic.
>>535163345
we already had anthro characters though that's not why kez sucks
>>535163345
This, we need more REAL LIGGAS
>first game of the day
>ping is incredibly unmanageable, between 90 and 150ms, stutters too much, literally never experienced this before, impossible to last hit
>pos5 hoodwink with a brown islamic full name username just dc and never comes back
saved by the gong
Buff Rooftrellen.
>>535213474
Allah Akbar!
>>535204153
if you dont low mmr dudes will always pick their master hero for example pa huskar qop and win your pro ass
>>535215934
If they are actually good they beat you anway because they understand how to play around the counterpick and you don't know how to play the counter. Sounds like a throw with the only "real" solution being to learn more heroes by spamming unranked to learn powerspikes, limits, etc.
did they add this shit just to indulge dagon pickers in custom modes?
>>535216180
yes u are %100 right, that's what i am talking about, counter pick and last pick and what role is left and needed
for example:
if enemy 5 melee if know enigma u can win
if enemy low mana pool u can win with OD
if enemy right clickers you can win with windranger
if enemy are casters you can play midlane anti-mage
and list goes on and on
but yes unranked open all heropool is the only way for winrate

cons:if you counter pick you are lack of one cant play dota as pve-rp elements with his favorite hero spam, it feels like selling your soul to winrate or do not stubborn the game and pick the fucken counterpick fucken nasty situation
>>535219672
my main issue as a noob is actually learning what counters what; I don't trust stat pages because they don't give enough nuance.
>selling soul for mmr
eh whatever, I'm tired of low elo games since unless its a smurf lobby they are boring af.
>>535215934
Shitters in low MMR don't actually know how to abuse counters. They do shit like pick Huskar and farm for 35 minutes.
>>535220105
100% of huskar games go like this if they are not some hyper smurf in guardian-crusader range for me.
>Wins lane, gets extremely fed
>Chain feeds midgame after someone builds urn/shiva and we all focus him
>Malds and farms all game or starts feeding on purpose
>>535220074
i got it
from last answer here is on the table:
if u know how to play
pos2 or offlane OD
pos1 pos2 anti-mage
pos12345 windranger
pos345 enigma
easy to counter many games
This game is extremely dumb to play nowadays and I think it is all because of Valve, their obsession with reddit and trying to make everything so shinny and glittery for no reason.
>>535220757
yeah I know their positions mostly except nigma 3 never would of done that on my own.
>>535221228
I hear you but after playing Overwatch I'll never complain about visual clarity again.
>>535221295
if u wanna counter facelessvoid and u have last pick carry -> pick WK
game changer counterpick
>>535221295
It isn't about visual clarity as much as it is about every hero being able to do anything and being able to shit out damage for absolutely no reason.
>>535221295
very classic counter pick "medusa" to enemy melee hardcarries but if your team have to have some playmaker picks before or you cant farm this is kind a mental gynmastic if your team have mobile early roam picks and enenmy has melee hardcarries then medusa is counterpick but if you are team dont have mobile heroes for early even if enenmy has melee hardcarry u cant counterpick with medusa
for exmaple if your team has tusk shaman or mobile mid u can medusa
and
faceless void is good counterpick if you know one of your teammate core is trash by know him from old games go faceless void for 1vs9
>>535222401
Well I can't comment on that since I joined too late in games lifetime. I do know how blizz butchered OW though by listening to reddit so I may have some understanding.
if you pick silencer early:
enemy will counter him with natural manta builder heroes: troll riki luna etc
>>535222625
Why the fuck are you even talking about Overwatch when it is something else entirely? And no, Blizzard killed it because they wanted it to be a competitive sport instead of an actual shooter.
>>535222816
Doesn't matter he takes 2/3 of your hp with 2 spells he cannot miss.
>>535223281
that is a lot of gold to farm on a hero with no farming accelerator
>>535221228
>valve listening to community is a bad thing
taiga? still not banned. all he had to do was say "im addicted, pity me"
must be NICE being from western europe. specially scandinavia
>>535224941
is he still playing dota?
>>535222859
Because it changed completely to the point of being unrecognizable?
>And no, Blizzard killed it because they wanted it to be a competitive sport instead of an actual shooter.
lol, lmao even role Q killed any metagame there was, and this was pushed by reddit
I started playing DOTA in 2025 but I wish I played it in 2014. It looks so SOVL.
But in an animal type of way. No QoL features so you had to talk.
>>535225716
Yeah, pro game VODS are fun to watch at least. Also the ui had the sovl sucked straight out of it.
>>535222401
>some heroes should be completely unpickable garbage just BECAUSE!
>>535225871
I hated when League changed graphics wise. But modern DOTA looks alright to me. I'd probably hate it if I played the old DOTA.
Honestly, even if they brought back old graphics it probably wouldn't feel the same?
I feel like people were much different 10 years ago.
>>535225912
>>535224729
Are you two mentally ill or are you so bored with your lives you have to do this lowlife thing? Genuinely curious.
>>535226227
im bored with you shitting all over the game all the time
get a fucking life
>>535226208
>I feel like people were much different 10 years ago.
They were, I cannont comprehend not just in dota or online how fucking retarded people only a few years younger than me are. World is doomed.
>>535226531
10 years of dealing with a retard like you does that
>>535226531
Agreed, I'm 21 and it's pretty grim. Doubly so because I'm Slavic and people around me are miserable and stupid, and never had much empathy to begin with.
>>535226683
Yeah in usa I get really confused by my fellow zoomers. They don't know what words mean etc like they've literally never read a book. It's super strange to me, and I am grateful my mom read to me when I was a child. Anyway, DOTA.
>>535226986
she would have been better off aborting
>Anon's mom never loved him
lol!
>>535227214
lowlife
easily the biggest shock to me coming back after two years is the fact that there is literally any good reason whatsoever to buy kaya+yasha
At least in US there's money everywhere.
I remember Mason insulting Russia by saying they work for 10 dollars an hour in factory, kek. My first job I worked for 5 times less than that (not Russian though).
>>535228746
Not even on a 2 skywraith with a lead for maximum kite?
>>535228746
that's because dota relies on auto attacks more than any other moba and most heroes don't do that much casting and if they do they have low cast points
its good on sf and es because they spam spells with long cast points
>>534885926
https://www.twitch.tv/usednapkin8
ILL BE ON AFTER I COOK
chances of patch today? i feel like its close to zero
>>535230761
Zero, fuck Valve
>last patch
>9 days ago
>>535230761
I suppose until TI there won't be a patch? And then a big non-letter one soon after.
>75 minute queue
>someone fails to connect
save me
>Kill enemy carry once at minute 2
>Instant buyback
>Dies another time
>TPs mid and griefs the game
>>535236490
bro buying back early is grief as fuck I don't think it's the second death that set him off.
>>535237087
Creeps under tower, don't want to miss out on XP.
I guess that's the reason.
>>535237289
yeah I geuss, still doesn't seem worth it for 1.
>>535236490
Me in the bottom left
>Hero level 30 Lich tryhards and counters every single ward
>Still loses
>Brown mystery meat islander in their avatar

errytime
>retard doesnt build BKB versus invoker + shadow shaman
>lose because he just gets instantly jumped and perma CC, even with me shielding his ass with pipe + crimson + aphotic shield

People just refuse to win.
I played a game today but I think I will just waste my time with League instead. It feels more alive.
>>535245001
didnt ask
>>535242508
there's a reason omniknight support was a free win in pubs up to like 6k mmr for like eight years
>>535246143
And yet you replied.
>>535247039
yep, now run along
bye
>5 months queue
This game is so dead compared to League ain't that right sister?
>Get an offlane Legion
>Larps as a pangolier instead of giving my team FREE damage
back to not playing

>>535242508
In my case, got chain stunned by a shadow shaman next to a carry abaddon despite me having fight winning support items
hello bwos, how good is the game now? havent played in years, is it a good time to play right now?
>>535251019
ye :)
>>535251019
Lol it's always a great time to play the greatest game made
grubby
>>535251019
I started playing again this spring after a 2 year break. I'm having a lot of fun so far
>>535255540
good for you anon, that was games are for
>>535257675
>that was games are for
>>535257821
you dont have to attach an image of yourself to your posts newfriend
>>535257821
Please accept my humblest apologies sir.
>>535257821
That one is on me. Sorry.
>>535257821
My bad. I was distracted, but that is no excuse for my behavior.
>>535257821
There is no room in this general for poor grammar. Please forgive me.
>>535257821
A mistake has been made. Allow me to reconcile in some way.
>>535257821
There is a way through this if I repent. Steps will be taken to ensure this never happens again, sir.
>>535257821
My bad.
Based hero
Techies single handedly won this game by ganking the 4 minute water rune. PSA to all pos 4 players.
>>535257821
calm down no reason to post an indian.
>>535259407
you play him support or core?
>>535251019
it's fun. i still don't like neutral items though, wish they'd just remove it. also, i wish they would do more big events more frequently, like that fucking Crownfall thing lasted a year, and it seems like they haven't done anything besides that and some quality of life stuff
>>535253963
i think Dota 2 is the best game ever made too
>>535230435
>ILL BE ON AFTER I COOK.
F
peru mid lol
>veno and warlock supports
>offlane and carry decide to go lycan, weaver
>against fucking cm, wd
Epic, simply epic. Went DK mid for at least one stun but simply epic draft
over a decade later and clq still doesn't realize that low behavior score = lower skill teammates
>>535270513
Imagine how insanely easy it would be to climb on Peru servers if the connection quality wasn't horrific.
How do I play against Wyvern as Meepo?
>>535272524
Aghs and never show unless you're mega meepo
Only send in one meepo unless you know her ult is on cd
>>535272932
That was my general idea. During the mid game I was also able to jump her and immediately megameepo (in hindsight if she just cursed me right away they probably would have poofed in and owned me.) As the game progressed though it felt like she just hid harder and harder and my team couldn't 4v4 while her and I danced on the outside of the fight. I think I should have just avoided committing to those fights at that point? Go split a lane with my main meepo or something, get the towers earlier? Their off t2 didn't go down until like 45 mins or something stupid.
>>535273109
Get aegis and push with main meepo only with your team behind, and tell your axe and shaman to focus wyvern
CONFLVENCE
>the gunsliner hero is a mexican woman instead of a bald white guy
Kind of lame
>>535177875
if i was legitimately toxic, sure

unfortunately fags like you will throw random reports out just because you've got sand in your vagina because i refuse to follow you to your death trying to fight an unwinnable fight, quit the lane, and the moment my score goes negative because it's a 2v1 lane i can't contest you blame me for it
>>535272524
ww is on my shitlist of "retarded OP supports"

cold embrace and her ult should both be dispellable.
>not one but two griefers in the offlane not buying any item
>carry and support owning but these wo still refuse to play
Alright my winning streak is over.
Why are necro pickers so fucking toxic? roleplaying?
>>535278982
80% of them rush brown boots radiance then cry when they feed
20% of them know how to play the hero but get blamed because he's not a "tank"
>>535272524
Lol you dont i truly dont understand how cores draft themselves into bad match ups you see the WW and you still pick meepo
>have a bad game
>do what i can
>team calls me a bot
>takes bets on me dying because the enemy team is fucking huge
>i'm axe

no shit niggers im literally a frontliner im supposed to be in the front. if i die and we kill 2 that means i'm doing my job. its hard to play the game against aghs cm if i don't have the eco to get a bkb while our jugg gets a daedlus like a monkey

the worst part about being muted is not being able to defend yourself against niggers who blame you for the team's problems. like never being as a fucking team and always being out alone. i get these bullshit fake reports dragging down my score because niggers like this who don't believe in people having bad games over people throwing. i did even die the most.
>>535279680
Well Meepoku is immortal (in SEA but much better than NA Ancient) and first picks the Meepo every game, so I think acting like we lost at draft just because of the Meepo is really incorrect. I am picking it every game unless it is banned in which case I still haven't decided on the fallback. I win many games against counters. Just this week I giga stomped an SF and an MK.
Buff CK now, icefraud
>>535281917
>buff a str core
>already builds naturally tanky af
>does shitloads of damage
>strong illusions after nerfs to aoe items

bruh
>silence/slow/DoT an enemy
>mantas it off (also summons illusions)
>bkbs it off (also makes them immune to magic damage)
>satanics it of (also makes them lifesteal their full health each attack)
>lotus orbs it off (also makes them reflect spells)
>euls it off (also makes them immune to damage for 3 seconds)
>dispersers it off (also gives them movespeed and slows you if you're too close)
The purge meta needs to end
>>535284961
lol you take any of those away cores would really start saying the dev team are support mains
>>535284961
yeah i pressed my buttons on them!
So how long until Quartero never appears again because they forgot about him
>>535290919
so cute...
>>535290919
you've grown that attached to him?
imagine caring about a literal npc
>>535290997
>>535291023
I just wonder what with Valve's track record of introducing things and acting like they're going to be an ongoing thing only for it to fizzle out almost instantly
>>535291619
where did valve suggest quartero would become a main fixture?
>>535291669
You be trolling? Perhaps they truly meant we'd be stuck with the same 3 sets forever but I doubt it
>>535291779
oh we didnt get content from him in 2 weeks so you are sounding the alarm
what's the hoodwink build nowadays? still gleipnir?
>>535292596
2x crit 2x rapier bots and pike
>>535206042
sure but they weren't not-pixar slop
>>535220074
>I don't trust stat pages because they don't give enough nuance.
Why don't you try using your brain. It doesn't take a 3 digit IQ to figure out why antimage counters medusa, but is countered by axe
am is countered by meepo and huskar
>if your support is shit, you have no laning phase
>if your carry is shit, winning the lane doesn't lead to anything
>if your team isn't proactive, the objectives dont matter, the game will stall and the better team comp will win at the 60 minute mark
I'm sitting at 3k mmr, only 1k hours so still a newfag but the more I play, the more I realize how shit pubs are. I want to spam Timber 3 rn but having no cc and relying on your team is painful. Also, I'm thinking about unironically building midas on every hero every game since they stall anyway in this dogshit elo, might as well scale better
Oh very cute
>tfw already completed the entire main Quartero storyline nad got the LC set
Anyone else here a hard dota virgin?
>>535296427
only 70 more levels to go
>>535296427
I would be like lvl 50 if my internet wasn't down for 3 days
>>535292991
anime slop*
>Treant rushes aghs so we have clear vision of the enemy destroying us 5v4
>>535293272
>heroes have more than one counter
wow no shit
>>535291948
lol what, I was just asking making a joke on Valve's lack of commitment to ideas, no need to take offense on their behalf
>>535296782
Does the goat story continue on the second pass of the lc set?
>[RTZ]
I see, so I am supposed to lose this one.
>>535291779
he be trolling
>>535301942
Which one did you get?
time to play another 75 games to get over 6k score and be able to talk again

cause some nigger at valve thinks its cute to torture people
>>535301961
Looks like it do be like that tho
>play a turbo game
>160 spectators are watching this game
huh?
>axe retardedly buffed for no god damn reason and in every game
Ah yes one of the favorite heroes being one of the favorite heroes
>techies retardedly buffed for no god damn reason and in every game
Wot in tarnation
>>535301843
he has dialogue, but the 1st level doesn't advance his story, he just talks about you coming back
>>535304583
>>techies retardedly buffed for no god damn reason and in every game
But he's garbage and no one picks him?
>>535304931
I seen gorgc get destroyed by a mid techies like 2 days ago
>>535306237
>gorgc
He'd get destroyed by bear necessities lone druid
at what point does your behavior score make you shift to a different, worse pool? I'm at 10.1k and I feel like my teammates are awful
>>535307457
It's a placebo
>wake up
>no patch
>2 games in a row ruined by an iranian
get them bombed
>>535308032
They already did
>that one teammate who complains about you feeding
Almost makes you feel good about it.
>get backseat gaming from a fag in a custom mode
>have a long break because of work
>come back after 2 weeks
>the fag still remembers me and kicks me from lobby
lmao, people who play this shitty game are beyond redemption, I don't remember people 2 hours after a match and this nigga probably couldn't sleep for 2 weeks because of me
>get my ranked wr to 52%
>get a lose streak until it's back to 50
3 times in a row this happens
holy h*ck valve... this event is EEEEPIIIICCC
>>535311293
it's easy to remember someone if he was extremely shit
>I don't remember people 2 hours after a match
npc moment
>>535313646
What's there to remember? I don't even read peoples names.
>>535312041
Play normals when the lose queue hits
>>535314050
yet you know that it's the same guy that kicked you... something seems off
>>535314301
I'm not that anon. Holding a grudge for 2 weeks and getting mad about being kicked from a lobby sounds equally inane.
>>535314301
there is a difference between obsessively searching for nicknames in a 24 player lobby vs realizing that you have been kicked out after alt tabbing
all i remember is some faggot getting mad at me, you wouldn't know its the same guy if you got kicked from a lobby?
every fucken time never strictly sure IF SOME IDIOT HAS NAME AS: GUYBRUSH THREEPWOOD OR THREE-HEADED MONKEY ETC FROM REFERANCE TO MONKEY ISLAND POINT CLIKC ADVENTURE GAME IT'S MEGALOSS AND HELLOOOO YOU ARE CRINGE THIS IS DOTA GO PLAY YOUR ADVENTURE GAME VIBES SOMEWHERE ELSE YOU ARE CRINGE AND BASEDBOY AND GAYYYYYYYYYYYY YOU ARE ALSO KIND MURDERER SERIAL KILLER SOFT DONT DO THIS U CRINGE BASEDGAY
every fucken time strictly sure IF SOME IDIOT HAS NAME AS: GUYBRUSH THREEPWOOD OR THREE-HEADED MONKEY ETC FROM REFERANCE TO MONKEY ISLAND POINT CLICK ADVENTURE GAME IT'S MEGALOSS AND HELLOO YOU ARE CRINGE THIS IS DOTA GO PLAY YOUR ADVENTURE GAME VIBES SOMEWHERE ELSE YOU ARE CRINGE AND BASEDBOY AND G@AYYYYYYYYYYYY YOU ARE ALSO SERIAL KILLER MURDERER DONT DO THIS CRINGE WEAK SHIT GOD DAMNNNNNN ITTTT I ALSO LIKE MONKEY ISLAND BUT I NEVER USE NAMES FROM IT TO DOTA ITS FUCKEN DISRESPECT
every fucken time strictly sure IF SOME IDIOT HAS NAME AS: GUYBRUSH THREEPWOOD OR THREE-HEADED MONKEY ETC FROM REFERANCE TO MONKEY ISLAND POINT CLICK ADVENTURE GAME IT'S MEGALOSS AND HELLOO YOU ARE CRINGE THIS IS DOTA GO PLAY YOUR ADVENTURE GAME VIBES SOMEWHERE ELSE YOU ARE CRINGE AND S_o_Y_BOY AND G@AYYYYYYYYYYYY YOU ARE ALSO SERIAL KILLER MURDERER DONT DO THIS CRINGE WEAK SHIT GOD DAMNNNNNN ITTTT
your support, hailing from amman, jordan
>triggered
>by a nickname
>>535312041
If everyone had forced 50% no one would rank up.
why do brown
>people
write long posts while using capslock?
>>535316470
>>535317005
>>535317184
u mad?
guess which game had an inting thirdie in it (it was a Faceless Void)
>>535317948
They lack an inner monologue and have to vocalise what they want to post as they type it, and they lack the self control to not get upset so they use caps lock to match how loud and angry they are.
>le racism
midwits apply
brownie mad lol
right click SF is so fucking bad
midwit mad lol
>>535320093
u never played with Guybrush Threepwood?
looks like u are lack emphaty
>>535319941
all of the wins had one on the enemy team
you can't win otherwise
people shitting their pants over thirdies itt have never played league with White normies, who are equally retarded
>>535324439
we are all capable of playing badly regardless of skin color
>>535324692
playing badly is one thing, but the toxicity in league is waaaayyy worse than in dota. I have severe ptsd from the "?" ping. Some retard will force a dogshit play and immediately spam ping someone. Dying in Dota is more, let's say, normalized
>>535324439
You can't call someone a retarded nigger in league without riot bricking your pc, so everyone is forced to act like passive aggressive cunts
>>535306237
Techies Official is like one of the only people making mid techies work consistently. Even then he is usually party queueing so people stack for him, at least in high MMR immo. In regular immo games its feast or famine and he doesn't upload the games he griefs.
just changed my playstyle

now im playing passvie. very passive. i used to be very aggressive. no one plays defensively... hm ... maybe defensviley
>>535325327
>actually getting filtered by someone all-chatting
in case you are wondering, ? is for THE ENEMY as is, i assume, all shittalk... ..... ?
>>535324439
the difference is the white normies stay in their containment game
>>535329531
>? is for THE ENEMY
The enemy can't see your pings.
> as is, i assume, all shittalk... ..... ?
Yes yes your pos 4 tipping you after you die is certainly meant to be shit talk directed towards the enemy. He's tipping you for making huge space.
>>535330025
>>535329838
>he thinks only autistic whites play dota2
explains so so much
25 min queue only shut in terminally online incel neets play dota on friday
>>535330847
>25 min queue
How?
>>535330508
>leaguetard reading comprehension
ESPORT
>>535324193
yea ngl at least 4 of those had shitter thirdies on the enemy team. In that last win i shit on their safelane brood so hard he abandoned at the 4 min mark
>>535331304
take your meds
last fun dota games before the weekend starts
>>535331921
The game is fun all week if you don't have a weak mental.
Any other Doom enjoyers in here? I'm getting back into the game now after a few years off, have busted out of herald and lookin to improve my macro play with the fiery homie. Happy to hear any advice on matchups, farming rotations, conditions under which certain items are mandatory, etc. I most often play offlane but occasionally safe as well.
>>535332276
holy mother of cope
>>535332413
I'm playing the game regularly and having fun, you're playing the game regularly and not enjoying it. Who is coping here?
>>535332508
who said I dont enjoy the game?
>>535332612
Sorry, I interpreted you as saying "last fun dota games before the weekend starts" to mean that you don't have fun playing dota games on the weekend. Or are you like a masochist, and you enjoy not having fun?
>>535332748
so much this
>the game is isnt fun of the weekend but hey im still enjoying it!
>>535332934
In my experience its actually people during the week who are more insufferable to play with. Tons of unemployed young adults who are more than happy to afk/grief a game because they don't have work in the morning. People with jobs don't throw away 40 minutes of their free time because their Venge misclicked swap, and people with jobs play on the weekend.
>>535332748
I didnt mean that the weekend games are literally never fun, just that there are more retarded teammates which yes, makes the games less fun.
>>535333354
you expressed yourself poorly
give me THE Marciella pos 4 build (I will be choosing the fury facet)
>>535333456
brown boot>bkb
sΓΆylencer players are the biggest fucking faggots in this game i swear to god
>I NEVER HAD ANY FUN IN MY LIFE, NOR SHOULD THEY!
>>535331921
But weekend dota is the best dota? So many shitters to stomp lol
>>535333770
Fun is a zero sum game. If five enemies aren't having fun my fun is fivefold. At a single press of a single key, my fun is ensured.
>>535332284
Midas octarine refresher(for more midas and devour)
>>535335110
Whenever my support picks silencer I always pick Antimage so we can maximize our zero-sum fun.
Post your most played hero stats
russian femboy dota
>>535339147
Thought it'd be fun to do all time vs 7.39
>>535339771
Aahhh more schizo shit for my blacked grimoire
How do you have 6k games, tilt and cannot play in Archon rank how DOGSHIT are you.
>>535343453
Very, and it's awesome. I came back to play more drunk/high turbos and nobody makes fun of my games played anymore.
>Can't build anything fun or offmeta even on turbo because: nof riends to support my dumb shit and people try harding in the comfy quick game mode.
>>535335110
based...
you not having fun = me having fun
>>535339147
where are yours?
isn't it weird how this event has no time limit?
Or did it miss it?
it takes like forever to unlock the second legion set.
>>535348963
>>535349269
oh.
>>535344140
I don't make fun of people playing bad, never have in my life I reported somebody for playing bad, however writing "mid diff" after I made 10 good rotations on Ember and chained everyone six gorillion times and have the least deaths on my team makes you dogshit.
Of course nobody thinks of buying an earlier Orchid, or Shadow Blade to break OD's Aghanim, he had no BKB and we lost to him despite me ensuring he had no Witchblade until minute 20.

A human being does not get permastuck.
>>535332284
i've been having great success with the gluttony facet and building vlads, radiance, shivas. also take the new river neutrals for the mini ravage spell
Lost 6 in a row today and all my rank progress might as well kill myself this day was worthless living
>>535353383
That's nothing
>>535353594
when you start with nothing then it is a lot I am guardian
>unranked weekend dota
sadly everyone left and couldn't finish the build.
>>535347942
don't laugh
>>535355339
I thought it was a bot until he left instead of staying in lobby when everyone else left. Guy was just feeding all game.
>tiny offlane
>storm loses his lane to rubick
>spirit breaker 4
they just wont let me win
Holy fuck arc warden fucking sucks.
>30 day experienced league pro player plays against 3 ti winners and goes 5/5
>meanwhile dendi is 450 games in and still hasn't reached emerald in league

what more proof do you need
i'm depressed
*queues another game*
>>535355523
>Arc warden
do you even play him anymore?
>>535358846
yes and there doesnt seem to be any hope in sight
the hero has always had to cheese to feel good
>>535358926
>30 day experienced
I've seen him play dota like several years ago, tranny
>>535362209
I played him first time a year ago, had a ton of fun microing the double. Came back and played him again and realised it had even less uptime with no ags/shard to even increase it. What the fuck is the point of him?
>>535358926
this is just proof league matchmaking is more of a skinnerbox than dotas.
>>535359775
yeah, i pick him whenever visage is banned or there's a hard counter on the enemy team. picrel are my stats from 7.39 but i'm only guardian. i can see how both of these heroes could become much more situational picks in higher brackets
>>535362209
They need to just go all in on balancing him around having a clone. I don't get why LD is allowed to have his bear and insane scaling but arc can't even use his double to split push; biggest waste of a design in dota.
>>535358926
Carried by his team
>>535362754
>guardian
>plays visage
unless you are eu I likely played with you at some point since I've only seen visage once or twice down there.
>>535363059
>unless you are eu
i am
>>535363127
ah. eu feels like a division above NA at all times. Shame my pings too bad to play there.
>>535363331
Doesn't stop browns and russians
>>535363450
Russians have good ping on both eu west and eu east though
t. Russian
I played Ringmaster a bit.
He feels really bad.
You spend your time throwing knives and trying to use the save.
The ulti feels like shit too.

What am I missing?
Why should I not play Shadow Demon or Crystal Maiden or something else?
Where's the cool part?
>>535363830
>What am I missing?
Nothing
>Why should I not play Shadow Demon or Crystal Maiden or something else?
You should
>Where's the cool part?
There's none.
Ringmaster is probably the worst dedicated support in the game rn
>>535363830
He's overnerfed and has a literally useless skill
>>535364134
What happend to him? I stopped playing in april until a few weeks ago.
>>535363758
Is this a joke? This has to be a joke.
>>535363450
they unironicly have better internet than rural usa.
>>535358926
lol he didnt do that bad but lets not act like 5/5/10 is good as a core mid
think i have to find an alternative to razor. on a 4 game lose streak with him now
do Razors build Gleipnir for the snare?
>>535365913
>>535367447
What is this supposed to be?
>>535367447
I live in usa
>>535370417
normally us ping is 50 on east, no idea why today it is so low.
>>535370417
lol you should be playing on eu west and russia only way to play true dota
>>535370671
its actually unplayable due to packet loss ontop of high ping.
which one of you is making youtube powerpoints avatarfagging as loli pugna
>>535366396
death prophet is extreme ass these days
best you are going to do for an unavoidable damage dealer is lesh
>>535372669
I play Razor on pos1 twin
>>535087832
The same thing as what killed /d2g/ at large
if you dont have one of these heroes on your most played im sorry i just cant respect your dota game
>>535373951
phoenix is the only interesting hero out of this entire list. shes also the only one that isnt an automatic grief pick
>>535354841
>I am guardian
>>535374217
Isn't Undying good now though? I'd still drop him since he is boring as sin.
Gonna queue mid while high on acid
>>535376959
hes good, arguably better than hes been in a long time, but if you have a shit team then you just become a creep past 15 mins
someone plz stop him
MODE:VJLINK
>>535377713
yeah undying is for bad players to be carried on. he's not winning you any games if you are getting a dedicated euthanizer in your lane.
>>535358926
That's a turbo game aka not dota you stupid retard
>>535378761
wait it was a turbo game? LMAO
>>535378837
Couldn't hit a single meld btw
>>535379250
TRVKE.
>>535374217
booty hunter is pretty interesting
I will take rtzs meme rap over this gay ass 2012 fake indie music monkeys listens to
>>535381150
elaborate.
>>535381150
Lol the best music to play dota with is rap or R&B lets be real here
>>535373951
>almost sub 50 with wr and ta
My biggest shame in life unironically
gyro is unplayable without a dragon lance
>>535381868
just press E, retard.
i fucking hate this game man
>>535384843
More like TimberSLAW am I right? You know, because he got shredded.
>>535384843
Enable strict solo mm, bro
>clq is a supportcuck
All respect lost
>>535385458
I would but it's ranked only and I only play sporadically
>>535385804
>complaining about unranked games
Lol
im new to dota i have a hairy pussy what characer should i play
>>535386738
im gonna have to take a look to make a better assessment
>>535386738
Probably Luna or dawnbreaker
>>535386738
hoodwink!
>>535386738
enchantress
>>535386834
>>535387201
>>535387451
>>535387480
is marci any fun or good
>>535387559
Marci shaves, so no.
>>535387559
Lol why even ask if you had Marci in mind but yes she is meta
>>535387664
fk

>>535387672
i will try luna and dawnbreaker
Newfags, the lot of you!
>>535156404
>>535156742
miranas chest size is an enigma
>>535387664
Lol I think that person meant a hairy cat like an actual cat
>>535389541
that's not enigma??
>>535389541
About to go smoke loud and re-watch this underrated series
>>535386738
also is it normal for a new player to be against people with 10,000 matches
>>535389541
She is generally considered on the big side.
>>535392025
sounds like mutt talk to me
>>535392208
>>535389541
mirana mommy milk
>>535185187
Meteor Hammer

But mostly a tower hitter in another role

Still kind of stupid though, she's going to get as much farm as an offlane QoP most likely.
>>535392208
the fuck are you talking about.
I've been playing since 2012 and I still don't know what half the items in this game are for.
>>535400854
He's implying americans would consider her to be big in the original post because they think big boobs aren't realistic, I think at least
>>535402268
Tuck your tail and run, you mutt!
>>535401830
It could be worse. I made a full on flow chart for itemization for my cum brained retard friend and he still built the wrong shit game after game after choosing not to use it. Information is readily available, you're just too much of a lazy bitch to go find it and learn it.
>>535403671
Oh I get it now.
>Tell my team we have map control
>tell them to do tormentor
>they dont listen
>tell them to do rosh
>they dont listen
>tell them both give free fucking gold and its just there for the taking since the enemy is just defending high ground
>they ignore it and just keep prancing around looking for le epic kills.

Just fucking kill me.
>not calibrated meepo enters a 1k lobby
The coin has landed.
Fun Fact: the dialogs are all skipped and auto complete if you dont claim any level rewards, they just jump to the next without any single notification and are marked as completed.
>>535405201
ok? what's the issue
>>535349673
>A human being does not get permastuck.
get to the bottom of immortal and you will find out just how wrong you are
>>535406236
What issue?
>both my team and the enemy team is AFK farming without a single fight
>team just AFK farms vs heroes that farm faster and can actually gang up and push hard
>somehow this is my fault as the sole hard support because I didnt ward
Brazilians are fucking mentally disabled.
>>535404037
NTA, I kind of sympathize with shitters on this one since other shitters (usually spics) will spend minutes on end pinging their items if they buy... well, basically anything, because what a 1k player thinks is a correct item build is completely random and arbitrary.
None of my friends play dota anymore.
Im the only one left.
Might just uninstall and move on to be honest.
:(
>>535025494 (OP)
>Opp pos 1 jugg is a brain dead retard that went brown boots, bf into yasha then swift dagger into aghs.
>Doesnt matter because I got a pos 5 sniper and a pos 2 qop thats level 10 min 30.

Its always the shittiest games against the shittiest players I get the even shittier teams. This is divine 1 holy crap, like I get having a bad game but that jugg build is just offensive.
>>535409165
https://youtu.be/vVJemBcJCG4
>>535409165
Just make new Dota 2 frens, it's easy
>>535391626
yeah.
Show had great moments ngl
https://youtu.be/oHphFW9EBpw?si=gI6aFQY1b3JIZy9f
>>535416949
never watched it
did it have a real actual ending or was there supposed to be more seasons?
>>535417032
it finished had an actual ending
is that Quartero hero going to become a new hero?
>>535417175
>Dogshit abilities but gets some financial advantage for his team
>Basically alchemist v2
Calling it now.
>>535418004
Could it be the return of the Gambler hero?
>>535415932
>mutes all
>just plays and climbs to plat in 200 games
Man wish I did that, kind of done with that game though since riot is so much worse then icefrog when it comes to balance.
>>535417175
>>535418004
>passive is he is a walking shop for his team when no damage is taken for an amount of time
>lvl 30 talent to sell secret shop items
>>535417175
Yes, because valve can only make gay furries straight out of a disney movie
>>535421726
Hoodwink was a tremendous success, i dont see anything wrong with that
>>535421726
They should release more furry heroes and anthro personas for existing heroes.
>>535421968
>gay disney furry
>gay disney furry (female)
insert the appropriate sΓΆyjack images
Hoodwink x Judy Hopps
how brown do you have to be to think this goat guy is going to be a new hero? it's clearly just a new in-game "shop" with free skins and there being a character behind it just makes it less of a random addition
>>535423328
The amount of voice acting by Nolan North seems to be too much for just a one off jpg goat giving you hats, I wouldn't be surprised if they add him as a map objective in game
Total furfag death
>>535423823
Is there any Caster that comes close to Tobiwan?
>>535410756
Nothing makes me more frustrated than getting a retarded nigger sniper who goes aghs rush into khanda and does literally nothing if he doesn't steal a kill.

And even if he does manage to get the snipe, he's out of mana after two shots.
Keep it real the majority of dota 2 players are actual subhumans
except me
>>535417175
There are abilities for a hero_peddler in the files.
>equip crossbow
>equip wand
>rummage
>wanderlust
>play pos3
>4 picks pudge
>trilanes safelane, I'm playing 1v2 against ursa veng as lc
>veng plays ultra aggresive, cant do shit
>they LOSE 3v2
thank god 3k elo is pure dogshit cuz I could just farm my blink+bm out in the jungle and the sidelanes after giving up the lane. We won the game in the end but it was much harder than it could have been

Notable mentions:
>pudge shows up to the safe lane with just a single clarity potion
>my pos5 warlock rushes heart of terrasque with the regen-golem-dmg facet

I think I'm done playing Dota for the weekend, the 2 subhuman npc supports completely mind broke me
>>535427814
yeah seems like influx of kids, prob because of weekend+lol streamer. just join the clownshow in unranked if you REALLY want to dota.
>>535427814
>complaining about supps
1v2? You should be able to 1v5.
What makes a player on your team in your mmr rage tell you that you suck i had people higher and lower than me tell me this andni reply that we are in the same bracket
the io fog bug still isn't fixed by the way
>>535124763
I played Kunkka against Huskar and wanted to kill myself
Won anyways but it was miserable for the first 15 minutes
>>535430172
show me where fixing bugs in a passion project makes valve money
>>535430172
Clock cogs randomly hit and miss brewmaster
https://www.dotabuff.com/matches/8419396855

>My team: shitters who don't build bkb
>Enemy team: bkbs and links

>weaver full retard who doesn't get any durability
>complains about not having a team

>sky is literal autism made manifest

>pb useless spamming slacks voice since 0:00 timer and just dying for nothing a lot

I ate my scepter on wr just to have spots for wards and dust because it was just me and underlord trying to keep vision up. We were just completely outclassed by this retarded matchmaking putting us in a game with legend+ and rando on spectre, any my team was unranked shitters.

I'm literally just in turbo to spam games and get back above 6k after getting robbed of 900 points. Two games with niggers in a party queue reporting someone for comms should not auto-nuke your score.
Wei gooners are the worst
why do normies keep complaining about their turbo teammates? literally who gives a fuck?
>>535431121
>turbo
shut the fuck up pussy
>>535434303
kill yourself faggot
>who cares it is just a turbo game
>who cares it is just an unranked match
>who cares it is just a ranked match
>who cares it is just an online tournament
>who cares it just some random lan
>who cares it's not The International
Only TI matters
>>535435046
>blogging about turbo
dilate tranny
>>535435324
>default to calling someone a troon

see attached
>>535435148
only the last game of the TI finals matters
im looking for dota friends im new and im a boy with a pussy
Turbo players are gigachads purely for the fact that they make the resident autist seethe
>>535438042
thats fine ill play with you
>>535439483
whats your add
>>535438042
No way post pic as proof
>>535439698
https://files.catbox.moe/21c8t4.jpg
ok now you wanna play dota 2
>>535439608

22906719
>>535440531
nice
>>535440531
>date 2012
lol
>>535440531
wtf I was expecting boypussy
>>535441701
im a boy who was born with a vagina due to a genetic disorder
>>535442163
LOL, get the fuck out of here you disgusting freak of nature.
>>535442163
posted my add number, waiting for invite
>>535442682
how do i add someone
>>535442869
go to friends, "add a friend" and post in my code. 22906719
>>535442869
post your friend code number
>>535440531
>no timestamp
>>535442163
so your a girl yikes I wanted boypussy
>>535444606
67875798
>>535442163
I know a hermaphtodite with both pussy and dick looks like a woman but the voice is of a man
>>535442163
>being a woman is a genetic disorder
uuhh based?
trannies begone from my thread
>furfaggots
>trannoids
the gulag brings out em all
>>535447895
it can happen a lot of different ways with intersex
Video games?
so this is really just mask of farming
First game in 3-4 days and I go up against someone with 75 wins, user feed full of rampages and level 23 trophy level. Valve literally do nothing about smurfing, I genuinely hope this game fucking dies just like HoN did.
>>535458139
dw anon, deadlock is out soon
>>535458139
Good, whining shitters got my alt account banned and now I can't play with my friends. You shitters deserve to get stomped by zxc 1000 - 7 ghoul smurfs every game.
inhouse?
>>535460572
If you actually think who think your desire to "play with friends" (read: boost and stomp noobs) is more important than people wanting to play without getting destroyed by people 5 ranks higher, you are beyond hope and are one of the major problems with this game.
>>535427814
>warlock rushes heart
if you cant immediately see this as viable (over rushing aghs) then you are shitlet and will never climb. gg goodbye
>>535430954
>mentions passion project
>mentions money
lol
>>535463756
If I lose 300 games on purpose on my main so I can play in the 2k bracket I could stomp noobs as hard as I want. Griefing good players allows me to stomp shitters, bizarrely I'm not allowed to make an alt account to save time and spare the grief
>>535464238
>needing to stomp players worse than you to get enjoyment
lol
lmao even

Seek professional help.
>>535464238
Kill yourself
>>535464238
why are normalfags like this
>>535466514
I never said that, why are you making things up? I stated a fact about the game and an option I have available
I'd like to play with my shitter friends, but the game forces me to grief hundreds of games first since "smurfing" is somehow bad
>>535438042
Lol no need to lie to yourself what does it say on your birth certificate
>>535469791
>but the game forces me to grief hundreds of games
False, you nigger. Just play unranked
>>535470751
Why would anyone play that dead mode where every match is a literal cointoss with no quality regardless of outcome? Unranked games with parties wider than 6k mmr are even lower quality than "balanced" ones, you'd have to be retarded to queue for it
>3/1 latest matches won
>above 10k behavior score
>sent to low prio
>>535473427
to the gulag with you, pay for your crimes whatever they might be
Came accross some girl pugna art recently and got nostalgia for dota, weird feeling
I played when it was popular (and maybe good) so I haven't played it in a long time
>>535473994
Girl pugna is getting added in the next event
>>535474409
I might've honestly downloaded the game and played it again if that was true
I don't really vibe with how e-sports-y the game seem to have become these days being the main reason I never really retried
My friendgroup came back to it to try the game for a little bit when the pink fairy lady came out but I didn't even bother back then, kinda wish I had
>Come back to Dota because League pissed me off
>Try to play Core
>Team gets stomped
>Play Support
>Team does the stomping
>I'm destined to be the Token Support Twink no matter what game I play
>>535475595
You need to go back to league
>>535475116
>if that was true
>if
They officially teased it
>>535471479
>with no quality regardless of outcome?
And you stomping noobs in herald-crusader somehow isn't like that? If you're gonna party up with a player significantly worse than you, don't expect good match quality. If you smurf, you're a nigger, simple as
>>535476037
League sucks
>>535475595
Play "support" and do the stomping.
>>535476335
I don't believe you sorry
>>535475595
Playing core means you are capable of being self sufficient because all "support players" are fucking worthless.
>>535476520
I envy you, in your lack of skill and friends, not being persecuted by the devs of this game
I cant stomach playing dota during the weekend man. I just had a mid od with 144cs in a 40 minute game. He tp'd to offlane in the worst fucking moment and it forced this weird 5v5 where both teams are just losing the exp/gold due to sharing the creeps.
>>535478537
That's part of the reason I started playing Support.
Because at least when I'm Support there's only one person being dead weight instead of both of us because I can't farm.
>>535480416
If you drag 1k subhumans into others' games, you deserve to be "persecuted".
>3 braindead niggers on my team have a combined 40 deaths
>the game is my fault because i was using toxic chat wheel lines :((( abloo bloo
these fucking crabs in a bucket niggers need to kill themselves asap
>>535486046
>playing dota during the weekend
>>535488185
>>535488185
>>535488185