Anonymous
8/13/2025, 7:41:55 AM
No.535026538
>>535026810
>>535035115
/mrg/ - Marvel Rivals General #592
Drivethru Edition
>News
Blade Character Reveal:
https://youtu.be/SJwI30KsqK8
Version 20250808 Patch Notes:
https://www.marvelrivals.com/gameupdate/20250801/41548_1251405.html
Queen's Codex Event:
https://x.com/i/status/1953108817098457107
Dev Vision Vol. 08:
https://youtu.be/SgMriWER-6E
Season 3.5 Roadmap:
https://x.com/i/status/1951327193948131482
New Team-Up Ability: First Steps:
https://x.com/i/status/1947710733904724396
Phoenix Character Reveal:
https://youtu.be/zsWg4h7Eiss
Season 3: The Abyss Awakens Official Trailer:
https://youtu.be/kIhLPAWKKsg
>Skins
Blade's Polarity Edge skin:
https://x.com/i/status/1952761517256184008
Magik's Phoenix Demon and Black Panther's Phoenix Panther skins:
https://x.com/i/status/1950010981591241126
The Fantastic Four's First Steps skins:
https://x.com/i/status/1947695635916067128
Psylocke's Breezy Butterfly and Loki's Robe of Relaxation skins:
https://x.com/i/status/1944792781093839289
Captain America's Captain Klyntar and Spider-Man's Future Foundation skins:
https://x.com/i/status/1939760854670746106
Thor's Majestic Raiment and Punisher's Daredevil: Born Again skins:
https://x.com/i/status/1937527233532379555
Iron Fistβs Binary Fist and Moon Knightβs Phoenix Knight skins:
https://x.com/i/status/1934628159275614566
Invisible Woman and The Thing's Future Foundation skins:
https://x.com/i/status/1932090456218726843
Wolverineβs Weapon X and Jeff's Sunshine Land Shark skins:
https://x.com/i/status/1929583882556326074
>Links
Hero Hot List:
https://marvelrivals.com/heroes_data/
Guides & News:
https://marvelrivals.gg/
Tracker Resources:
https://rivalstracker.com
Mobalytics Page:
https://mobalytics.gg/marvel-rivals
FANDOM Wiki:
https://marvelrivals.fandom.com/
Checkpoint:
>>534959809
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 7:43:38 AM
No.535026661
>>535058080
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 7:44:12 AM
No.535026701
her
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 7:45:34 AM
No.535026769
Gooning to Venom
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 7:46:10 AM
No.535026810
>>535026538 (OP)
PSYLOCKE AND MAGIK RIMJOBS
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 7:46:37 AM
No.535026839
>>535027695
>>535027730
Spider-woman fucking when
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 7:51:03 AM
No.535027113
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 7:51:56 AM
No.535027168
>>535027251
>>535027809
>>535026554
>Sai
>S tier
KEK
she's great in the right hands, dont get me wrong but saying Psylocke is fun and muh you can't aim if you think otherwise is a joke when she objectively has the worst accuracy among hitscan heros is a reach. Yes she's designed to be an upclose hit and run character, but no that doesn't mean anyone who doesn't enjoy her cant aim. Spread fire on hitscan damage sucked since the halo days
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 7:52:15 AM
No.535027187
>>535027352
Beaky Barnes.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 7:52:53 AM
No.535027229
>>535027461
Should cloak and dagger have been seperate characters? Both still supports of course.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 7:53:08 AM
No.535027251
>>535027502
>>535027809
>>535027168
post your rank
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 7:54:20 AM
No.535027327
>>535046303
Feet & Dagger
>>535027187
Why does everyone worship ugly skin in this game? Legendary mag skin is ugly, This skin is ugly, Psylocke beach skin is ugly
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 7:55:23 AM
No.535027406
>>535027693
>>535027352
What's a good skin to you?
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 7:56:10 AM
No.535027461
>>535027229
That would probably have done wonders for Daggerβs pick rates, yeah
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 7:56:49 AM
No.535027502
>>535027251
>Thinking ranks in this chinkslop mean fuck all when shitters can climb to GM on a neg winrate, let alone qualifies someone to talk about game design
Grim
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 7:57:16 AM
No.535027528
>>535030706
I think I figured Blade out now.
Blade is there to fill a niche.
You know how when someone dived the enemy backline, and your team is not doing anything?
Blade will now be the one that do the needed things when the enemy's backline is getting dived and harass.
He can immediately close into enemy tank and start slashing like crazy, and even second dive into the enemy backline if necessary, or block and get back if the dive ran off.
He's basically replacing tank in taking spaces in a split second, so you can create space for your dive.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 7:57:29 AM
No.535027539
>>535030706
>watch Necros play Blade
>it's shotgun spam
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 7:59:51 AM
No.535027693
>>535027406
For Mag Master of Magnetism
For Bucky Winter's Wrath
For Psylocke literally any skin is better than putting a badass ninja assassin in a swimsuit. But i run Phantom Purple
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 7:59:53 AM
No.535027695
>>535026839
this was the only good issue in the entirety of AvX, especially the part where Hope punches Wanda
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 8:00:38 AM
No.535027730
>>535026839
Love season with Carol
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 8:01:33 AM
No.535027785
>>535027352
>Legendary mag skin is ugly
A little too grey and gay, but the theme was good
>This skin is ugly
Nah, it's a good original skin mixing symbiot and phoenix + the symbiot fit well with his expanding left arm. The only part I don't really like is the chain mail which shouldn't be here.
>Psylocke beach skin is ugly
It looks good with the purple color, but it's a swimsuit, so just for coomers.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 8:01:41 AM
No.535027794
>>535029020
Sex with Thor
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 8:01:55 AM
No.535027809
>>535028065
>>535027168
>>535027251
>can't aim with Psylocke
>keeps complaining about spread even after being aware that she's a close-range healthbar deleter
>dodges the question when someone else asks to post rank
yeah this is an epic gamer moment alright
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 8:03:39 AM
No.535027895
>>535029536
can all she do is throw dagger in lore? she should send spirits/skulls to attack people for her F since its empty. she should have some kinda death spell.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 8:06:38 AM
No.535028065
>>535028464
>>535032624
>>535027809
>no argument assumption greentext
>because all engagements will happen in the small range where she can delete people, especially against any team with more awareness than the hamsters in qp
Concession excepted
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 8:10:04 AM
No.535028270
>>535028707
Get her in!!
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 8:13:26 AM
No.535028464
>>535028065
Half the time in the ignite tournament, pros still needed to use her dash to finish off a weak squishy. maybe if this were pre 2.5 Psy, this healthbar delete cope would have legs
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 8:17:19 AM
No.535028707
>>535028781
>>535028270
Why is Zarda wearing Carol's colors
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 8:18:36 AM
No.535028781
>>535028924
>>535029448
>>535028707
Who is that twink on the right?
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 8:18:48 AM
No.535028793
Bucky.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 8:20:50 AM
No.535028924
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 8:22:27 AM
No.535029020
>>535029572
>>535027794
Me to Duelist men
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 8:27:20 AM
No.535029295
>>535029572
>spider-man keeps trying to tag me
>I'm reed
was he trying to ragebait me or just retarded? maybe he was a fruity spidey and was lookin' for backshots (he got em)
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 8:29:53 AM
No.535029448
>>535028781
some gaylord just ignore it
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 8:30:14 AM
No.535029465
>>535029512
sex with wanda, emma and hela
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 8:30:32 AM
No.535029483
>>535029587
>>535033125
When are they adding Bob
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 8:31:03 AM
No.535029512
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 8:31:24 AM
No.535029536
>>535027895
Yes, she should, but as we can see with other characters like Strange, characters with extensive power sets rarely, if ever, have them done justice in this game, so yeah.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 8:32:01 AM
No.535029572
>>535032572
>>535029020
Thor players owe me sex
>>535029295
I make it my personal mission to pull Reed players into pits because the amount of times I've had one ruin my games by following me constantly and cucking me from bullying supports fills me with anger.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 8:32:15 AM
No.535029587
>>535033125
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 8:51:10 AM
No.535030605
Post Doreen Green fat ass
There is a surprising lack of Emma feet/femdom porn available. Widowmaker got SFM femdom animations within the first week of OW1 launching, and since then it still trickles in.
Looks like Overwatch is still the more coomery game
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 8:53:23 AM
No.535030706
>>535031124
>>535027528
>I think I figured out Blade
>Zero mention of his 192dps shotgun
>>535027539
No you didn't. Your entire gameplan and win-condition is to stay at 8-12m and headshot all day. Everything else in your kit is to counter your enemy attempt to stop you from doing this.
Even max stacks Awakening, your melee DPS is still lower than your shotgun spam by a little and you just die to any competent diver at zero stacks unless you save your sword dash to duel them.
Silver bullet is the only other thing in your kit that you can be proactive about and even then it's only useful if the enemy over extends and you know how the -40% antiheal will kill the enemy with coordination from your team because you get out of your sweet spot with it.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 8:53:34 AM
No.535030714
>>535030975
>>535030617
The real problem is the lack of Ultron porn
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 8:55:40 AM
No.535030805
>>535031327
>>535037073
>>535030617
I coom to marvel rivals whores while play
I don't need to wait for a third party artist to draw some goon art to jerk off
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 8:59:06 AM
No.535030972
Spitroasting she hulk
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 8:59:08 AM
No.535030975
>>535031327
>>535032010
>>535030714
Emma and Ultron >>> Jean and Blade
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 9:01:34 AM
No.535031124
>>535031572
>>535030706
You forgot building his 2800 energy cost ult asap
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 9:02:03 AM
No.535031150
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 9:05:10 AM
No.535031327
>>535030805
Yeah but you can't see Emma's feet in the game. At least not yet. And even if they did release a barefoot skin, I only get to see her stepping on me in that one highlight intro.
>>535030975
Wish that was me
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 9:09:48 AM
No.535031572
>>535031124
His ult is okay but it's misleading that it will counter healer ults with it's -20%. You need to Silver bullet/Awaken/Sword Dash cancel then hit the ult to instant kill the healer through their ults.
Otherwise, it's only usable and fully chargeable when comboed with some other CC ult like Groot or in some narrow chokepoint.
>get lord on magik
>play hela
>hela is so broken compared to effort magik takes
why would anyone play anyone besides hela in this game?
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 9:18:58 AM
No.535032010
>>535030975
I had gay sex in mind when I mentioned Ultron, but I respect your pairing too.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 9:20:04 AM
No.535032064
>>535032436
>>535031893
Because she gets mogged by picrel now. But yeah, you're right that divers and brawl are higher effort in this game
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 9:22:43 AM
No.535032192
>>535032867
>jump into enemy backline
>punch loki and dagger for 12 solid seconds completely distracting them from healing and garnering the attention of one of the enemy duelist
>"Alright cool, my team can clean up their tanks and we can push into the objec-"
>3 teammates dead
>zero ults
>5 players couldn't handle 1 duelist and 2 tanks
and then I play next to them and nothing ever gets fucking done
what do you even do in these situations?
>>535031893
Because I find Magik more fun. She's C-tier at best, but much more engaging, more fun and complex decision-making, more satisfying to pop off on. I don't find pure aim to be very fun, e.g. CSGO. I come from Mobas so I'm more interested in the abilities and decision-making.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 9:27:27 AM
No.535032436
>>535032530
>>535032064
>>535032341
I wouldn't mind magik if her dash was not literal shit. Look at blades dash compared to Magiks. Literally you need some sort of autism to land it most of the time.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 9:28:57 AM
No.535032530
>>535032582
>>535046553
>>535032436
You'll get used to it. You will miss still because it has a tiny tiny and janky hitbox (this dash missed btw).
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 9:29:35 AM
No.535032572
>>535032739
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 9:29:43 AM
No.535032582
>>535032873
>>535032530
Why don't we buff it so it's not shit instead I am generally confused why we find this dash to not be autistic
Its incredible that everyone picked up on the fact that you have the most ridiculous blowout matches in this game
Its not normal to have an entire team shit the bed in high SR after a winstreak
And its arguably really evident in Quickmatch with the way the enemy team who bodied your team are all former GM+Celestial+Eternity-OAA PC Players and you're given peak from bronze to diamond consoletards. Its just such a disengenous game, I fucking sweat so hard and I've peaked in the top 1% in Comp numerous times and yet I have a barely a 50% win ratio in Quickmatch and something like a 59% win ratio in comp
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 9:30:29 AM
No.535032624
>>535088854
>>535028065
is it really a concession on my side if you refuse to address any points and only keep repeating your "b-but the spread!" argument? and you still sidestep the question about your rank because you're afraid of being exposed as an aimlet so you're falling back on vague "haha I won the argument nerds" claims hoping that'll seal the deal. I would call you pitiful but you'd still reply to this with "lol another concession stop shilling your waifu" or some other unrelated argument that only proves your incompetence and inexperience on the matter. if you want to shoot at fliers and far away enemies on the frontline all day then you should play someone equipped for that, not a backline flanker and then cry about lack of range.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 9:32:42 AM
No.535032739
>>535036592
>>535032572
I'm going to have hate driven sex with you until I don't hate Reed players anymore.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 9:33:12 AM
No.535032769
I defeated yesterday EOMM bros.
should I keep playing?
I wish ranked gave more rewards, it's fucking stupid to grind for nothing but to feed your ego
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 9:33:21 AM
No.535032778
>>535032861
>>535032598
Yeah the fact that everyone was able to instantly pick up on something funky going on with the matchmaking when even cod and apex had people fooled or a few defending it says a lot about how poorly and blatantly implemented the rigged matchmaking is
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 9:34:49 AM
No.535032861
>>535032778
well they are total chinks
chinks always make shitty knockoffs of stuff
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 9:34:57 AM
No.535032867
>>535032984
>>535032192
Quit the game and play fighting games or free-for-all boomer shooters. If you care about winning, team games are terrible for cortisol levels
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 9:35:05 AM
No.535032873
>>535032582
I would rather it stay how it is so that my time and efforts weren't in vain.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 9:37:01 AM
No.535032984
>>535033082
>>535032867
I dont care about winning you stupid fucking retard.
half my lobbies should not be 5-7 minutes because one team is getting blown the fuck out. that is so stupid
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 9:38:48 AM
No.535033082
>>535033186
>>535032984
Then why are you complaining about your team, you omega fucking retard? Diddle their backline and have fun by yourself. You're obviously only mad because your team is shit and made you lose.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 9:39:34 AM
No.535033125
>>535029483
>>535029587
Very soon hopefully
>>535031893
I wish she looked like this
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 9:40:58 AM
No.535033186
>>535033571
>>535038374
>>535033082
man dude you really are next level moronic
im complaining about my team because im sitting in a match that's going to last 5 minutes of me afking at spawn because this dogshit fucking overwatch clone SOMEHOW cant find players to create an equal lobby
and the only other explaination for this incompetency is that its intentionally designed this way.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 9:48:35 AM
No.535033571
>>535033186
If you truly "didn't care about winning", you'd just play the fucking game how you want regardless of what your team is doing - win or lose, you're playing the game for the gameplay, for the mechanical feeling of your character.
But no, instead you're a braindead pissbaby who gets upset that your team apparently isn't doing well, and then you get assmad that you lost, because...you're literally AFK. And then you try to deny the fact.
This is actually some next level retardation lmfao
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 9:51:25 AM
No.535033721
>>535033861
>>535034117
@535033571
not even worth a (You) or reading
ignored, dogshit take
game's competitive by nature, I enjoy playing a 20 minute close match than I do getting or blowing out a team
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 9:53:13 AM
No.535033832
>my and the enemy team are so bad sometimes i can't tell if they're bots or not
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 9:53:45 AM
No.535033861
>>535033721
That's right, you avert your little bitch boy eyes and look at the ground when you reply to me.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 9:58:13 AM
No.535034117
>>535033721
>I enjoy playing a 20 minute close match than I do getting or blowing out a team
maybe your games would be closer if you actually played the game instead of sitting afk in spawn, you ever thinka that, einstein?
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 10:00:30 AM
No.535034232
yeah let me play the game and soft stall the game's end becuase im not a total dogshit player
lol i swear this place has such a variety of terrible opinions.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 10:06:05 AM
No.535034528
>t. has literally never ever experienced a comeback victory in his life
Can't imagine being this shit at the game and life
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 10:09:39 AM
No.535034707
>>535034954
>/mrg/ be like
>alright now try to carry this
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 10:14:16 AM
No.535034954
>>535034707
Wait thats not even my intent
/mrg/ be like : alright now try twice as hard to make a miserable 5 minute match last 7 minutes instead
no seriously, like I said this place has some dogshit opinions sometimes.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 10:15:02 AM
No.535035006
ESL newtards be like:
*greentexts incorrectly*
*shits himself and goes afk*
*wonders why his 5v6 games are stomps*
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 10:16:20 AM
No.535035082
>no rebuttal
and like that he didnt even post a frog that time, amazing.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 10:16:45 AM
No.535035115
>>535026538 (OP)
I wish my ass looked like that.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 10:20:29 AM
No.535035317
In order to rebut something, there has to be an argument made in the first place.
ESL thirdies are so cute and funny sometimes, it's like watching a literal monkey attempt to engage in philosophy. Makes me want to pinch their little cheeks
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 10:22:52 AM
No.535035463
>>535045179
Reading these anons bicker with one another is more of a headache than talking to my ex.. anyway.. do I play ranked on my Spidey only alt account or do I bash my head against a wall picking Blade in QP on main until I find success with him?
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 10:44:27 AM
No.535036592
>>535036893
>>535032739
What if you never stop hating reed players
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 10:48:19 AM
No.535036821
>>535037598
guys EOMM is not real and we will prove it in the totally real not fabricated document we will be showing you in uhhh a few days
we just paid all those phds in AI and psychology to make dozens of papers on how to game matchmaking to increase expenditure for fun btw
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 10:49:31 AM
No.535036893
>>535037797
>>535036592
Then your arse stays mine, starting to sound like you want that though.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 10:52:32 AM
No.535037073
>>535030805
>I coom to marvel rivals whores while play
this
the actual in-game coom is already 10/10
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 10:53:33 AM
No.535037132
>>535032598
>And its arguably really evident in Quickmatch
I get many more close matches in QP than in ranked
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 10:59:25 AM
No.535037453
>>535027352
Most of the "good" skins in the game are garbage and actually make it hard to tell who the heroes are at a glance, worst make them look too much like other heroes which actually gives them a slight tactical advantage. The only skins should have been recolours and alternate comic/movie/tv show outfits.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:02:12 AM
No.535037598
>>535038539
>>535036821
TRVTH NVKE: EOMM is real (obviously) but it's good actually. Or at least preferable to the alternative.
The only real alternative is skill based matchmaking like in Overwatch; which balances teams so you either play in stacks or you carry golds through diamond, plats through grandmaster, etc. etc. etc.
EOMM only rapes you some of the time, SBMM will rape you every time.
Source: I played way too much OW and rivals and hit top rank (not top 500) in both
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:03:28 AM
No.535037660
>>535046723
>>535031893
I was the same, I tried maining wolverine and had a decent amount of success with him, but then decided to go with squirrel girl for a laugh and because I'm pretty good at hitting direct pipes in TF2 and, the amount of effort wolverine took compared to squirrel girl is night and day when you can aim with her. Legit the only thing I worry about is the opposing team spamming shields, in which case I just switch to wolverine and counter their tanks anyway.
I have this autistic thing where I have to pretend Reed and Sue are swingers so that I can jerk off to fucking sue.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:06:15 AM
No.535037797
>>535039420
>>535036893
I play Thor im used to getting roughed on
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:07:49 AM
No.535037883
>>535037738
sue gets fucked by futas and reed loves it
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:08:14 AM
No.535037916
>>535038038
>people are STILL complaining about EOMM
Reminder that EOMM is literally an IQ check. If you believe it exists, then it should be very easy to train the system however you want. Play more when you win, play less when you lose. Give more thumbs up and type "gg" only after wins. Quit immediately after 2 losses in a row. Take longer breaks in between booting the game if quitting after losses. And so on.
The only people EOMM negatively affects are morons with no self-control who rage queue after losing.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:10:13 AM
No.535038038
>>535038314
>>535037916
They're a happy couple and I don't wanna interrupt that.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:15:11 AM
No.535038305
>>535038539
>>535038693
>>535037951
they literally put retards in your team, you can't win with that kind of handicap when playing solo
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:15:22 AM
No.535038314
>>535038038
but you are, you are a piece of shit and need to kill yourself
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:16:37 AM
No.535038374
>>535033186
>its intentionally designed this way.
It is.
I have a smurf account I've dubbed the toddler because I play it with a wheel and pedals. Talking about 2% accuracy on widow and a second or two to make a 180 control setup.
The game more or less matches me with similar players but often throws a lvl 100 spiderman to farm us because apparently he has to feel good too and we are too young to realize what's happening so everyone's happy.
To me my experience confirms two things about the system in place:
>matchmaking is not random and uses internal rating
>it will mix players of wildly differing ratings with a goal in mind
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:19:35 AM
No.535038539
>>535040434
>>535090421
>>535037951
This. Alongside what I said here
>>535037598
EOMM bitchers have no idea how much agency it gives them, and how good they actually have it with EOMM.
>>535038305
Keep bitching though maybe the chinks will change it to skill based and the game can implode overnight.
To say it one more time, very clearly: The way the game rigs it against you with retards when EOMM decides it's time for you to lose games, is what skill based matchmaking will do every time. It's only so bad in marvel because weak links in your team matter more than even in overwatch (imo). Making EOMM is the best of a bunch of shit options.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:22:11 AM
No.535038693
>>535039085
>>535038305
Do you actually understand what EOMM is? Or are you just jumping on the bandwagon and blaming the bogeyman for your losses?
Read how EOMM actually works, then reread my first post. It's not about carrying retards, it's about making it so that they don't put retards on your team in the first place.
I repeat: EOMM is an IQ check.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:29:28 AM
No.535039085
>>535039523
>>535038693
nigger you are the one seeing what you want to see, we call that COPE over here... wait, are you a chink working for netease? how much do they pay you for this kind of posts? you can't really be calling EOMM an IQ check, no one with a brain would do that
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:32:54 AM
No.535039257
>>535039367
>>535039462
>Jean refusing to click on the metal flying man decimating the backline
HE'S RIGHT THERE YOU REDHEADED FLOOZY. CLICK ON HIS HEAD
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:35:06 AM
No.535039367
>>535039257
IT'S TOO SMALL
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:35:57 AM
No.535039420
>>535082054
>>535037797
Roughly using (You) like this and not stopping until I'm satisfied. I never am
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:36:20 AM
No.535039445
This guy just reported someone for being "racist" because he said "swap off the black dude" (blade).
>can consistently hit enemies and headshot them with most heroes, including ones like Adam
>meanwhile Phoenix projectile i keep missing with when it feels i shouldn't
Why is Phoenix projectile so fucked
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:36:43 AM
No.535039462
>>535039592
>>535039257
Switch and click on his head. It's easy, right?
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:37:39 AM
No.535039523
>>535039085
Okay so it was the latter then - you literally don't even know how EOMM works.
Please, continue to seethe at it. In order for higher IQ players to benefit from this system, there has to be a certain number of low IQ players like you to accomodate the elo transfer, since the system is a zero-sum game after all.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:37:51 AM
No.535039534
>>535039446
Phoenix is hitscan
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:38:52 AM
No.535039592
>>535039462
I did end up having to switch to luna to harass tony, yea.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:43:07 AM
No.535039857
>>535039901
why is schizo chang malding over eomm? eomm is real and we know it. forcing lies only work in china, yellow friend
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:44:05 AM
No.535039901
>>535039857
Because everyone is just using it as an excuse for why they lose
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:45:24 AM
No.535039984
>>535045345
Eomm killed Euronymous
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:46:20 AM
No.535040034
>>535040112
>>535045969
I love women so much bros
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:46:36 AM
No.535040059
>>535040358
>>535039446
phoenix is hitscan and its size is very small.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:46:52 AM
No.535040075
>>535040215
>>535089309
>it's another ESL monkey quite literally doesn't understand what the argument is about episode
Nobody is saying EOMM doesn't exist ya seething brainlet lmao
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:47:16 AM
No.535040112
>>535040358
>>535040034
can't live with them, can't live without 'em, am I right fellas?
WHY ONLY 2 FEMALE SUMMER SKINS?? (no, SGs doesnt count)
>>535040075
I think it's unfair to put Turkey alongside Indians, North Africans, or mulattoes. Turks are a B-tier race.
>>535040191
Shartease hates money, apparently. Still only one (1) non-battlepass Emma skin, despite her being one of the most popular characters.
>>535040112
You could say that again!
>>535040059
Are there actually different hitscan hurtbox sizes? Thought that only applied to projectiles.
>>535040215
Ehhh I guess so. They'll still never be European though
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:52:29 AM
No.535040434
>>535041734
>>535089778
>>535038539
Isn't SBMM preferable in ranked? I'm new to ranked competitive games but it seems like Ranked should be SBMM and Quickplay should have near zero matchmaking influence. Even EOMM would be excusable if it was just quickplay. Hell I like the lobby system of games ~20 years ago, if you like a lobby you stay in and play with the same people if you don't like it you leave, but that would really only work in quickplay.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:53:37 AM
No.535040502
>>535040191
>SGs doesnt count
you can't just say stupid shit like this
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:55:58 AM
No.535040647
>>535041486
>>535041734
>>535037951
>why are you complaining about EOMM?
>just structure your play sessions according to this invisible algorithm bro
It doesn't matter if you think you have a solution. There shouldn't be anything to solve for in the first place.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:57:47 AM
No.535040757
>>535041486
>>535040358
yes, go into practice range and take note of how far off the head you can still get a headshot with hela, vs phoenix/adam/etc
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 12:07:29 PM
No.535041328
>>535039446
Your opponent having bad ping just fucks you on certain heroes. I've had mind spears miss at point blank range, acorns phase through targets, etc. Worst is I constantly get caught by Jeff and Thor ults I was nowhere near because of their shit ping.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 12:09:43 PM
No.535041467
>>535040358
>Are there actually different hitscan hurtbox sizes?
Absolutely. Compare hela to widow for example.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 12:09:58 PM
No.535041486
>>535042938
>>535090850
>>535040647
I have two accounts, and I simply swap back and forth between them according to my match history - takes like 1 minute to switch. Seems to work pretty well, since I stopped being hardstuck once I started playing around the algorithm.
Like the other guy said, SBMM is even more infuriating once you really get to know it. Just play OW2 if that's what you want, it's actually a more competitive and better polished game anyways. Rivals GM is like OW Plat.
>>535040757
Interesting, so that's why I can hit more shots with Hela and Punisher than Phoenix.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 12:14:03 PM
No.535041734
>>535042885
>>535042938
>>535040434
You'd think so, but in my (honestly too much) experience with these wack ass games SBMM is wayyyy worse than EOMM.
It's different in a game like Valorant where the skill across characters is a tertiary thing, and the core gameplay gun skill is >85% of the game. Contrast with Overwatch, with its SBMM and where most characters are still using FPS skills but the difference between player skills on roles/characters is so vast that the matchmaker can't really account for it in a way that makes the game fair. It's like balancing a hundred variables.
As a result the SBMM cuts corners, and you get the worst sort of "crab bucket" elo hell rank system because the easiest way for the game to balance someone rising too quickly (i.e. it not taking them months and months to go from silver to grandmaster solo q) is to put lower rated players on their team CONSISTENTLY - because 4 golds and 2 diamonds = 6 plats, right? Lol. And that's just what you see on the front-end. Especially also-also when one of those golds is the healer who plays a shit character and the plat healers play the current meta healer. Etc. etc. variables, variables.
P.S. I mention Overwatch not merely because it has SBMM (last I played it anyway) but because Marvel has 5-10x more character variables because of the huge diff between characters. Marvel has actual melee only characters, dive-ier divers, tankier tanks. etc.
EOMM is the fascism/feudalism to SBMMs democracy. Sounds worse and seems shitty when you're on the receiving end of its tyranny, but SBMM still results in you getting raped more consistently and having less agency in doing so.
>>535040647
Actually IQ gated lol. Nobody on youtube should have ever talked about EOMM in the first place. Typa niggas who'd tear wood boards out of a boat they're on to make a fire if they were cold.
I don't even use alt accounts or any of that shit on any of these games. Going for a piss when you lose is sufficient imo.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 12:14:30 PM
No.535041761
>>535041789
blade is so fucking useless jesus
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 12:15:04 PM
No.535041789
>>535041835
>>535041761
His base kit is extremely strong. He just needs the numbers adjusted.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 12:16:01 PM
No.535041835
>>535041941
>>535042576
>>535041789
he needs to deal damage. he's blade not shotgun
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 12:17:32 PM
No.535041941
>>535042275
>>535042576
>>535041835
No it's funny because Frank mocks him for using a sword and stakes but the best part of his kit is the shotgun
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 12:19:37 PM
No.535042074
"Blade" requires aim, therefore not for me
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 12:19:55 PM
No.535042089
>>535040191
They're a chink studio that think westoids hate gacha slop, and gacha games act like male characters don't exist and almost never give them skins or any attention, especially not around seasonal events, so they're overcompensating because they believe people want to see more from the male characters.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 12:23:11 PM
No.535042275
>>535042979
>>535041941
I wouldn't call it the best part of his kit I would simply call it the only part of his kit that is usable. His sword is actually pathetic
I don't get why Netease keeps making these sustained damage DPS in a game where supports are sustained burst healing gods.
It's just stupid. The only way melee characters in this game work is if they're either oneshotting machines like Panther, Magik or Vanguard-in-a-duelist-skin like Fantastic because nobody ever dies in this game unless they get oneshot because there are two characters outputting a combined 400 healing per second.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 12:27:51 PM
No.535042576
>>535042979
>>535041835
>>535041941
The silver support players on tictac would absolutely have another ballistic meltie if they made him into a very melee-focused character
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 12:32:18 PM
No.535042885
>>535043312
>>535041734
Not him but I don't think you understand very well what SBMM and EOMM are. First of all, these platinum, gold, diamond ranks things are abstractions built on top of matchmaking, not the real matchmaking algorithm.
A SBMM algorithm just has a rating system (can be glicko, elo or something of the sort) then matches players together. Games where there are roles you might add a role check and balance them, this is extremely trivial to do. Most importantly, a SBMM algorithm DOES NOT look to make your winrate 50%, your winrate becomes close to 50% because you're being matched with people close to your skill rating.
All these other extraneous things are just EOMM bullshit. Like adding a high player skill variance (carry players and deadweight players) attempting to balance out your winrate, tossing easy games your way after tough losses, etcetera, these are things done to increase engagement.
This game has a ton of stomps because gaming psychologists realized that people are more likely to log out after a drawn out game (win or lose) than after a stomp. Hence why the game is like this.
This is Netease. There isn't ANYTHING about this game that isn't optimized to increase spending.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 12:32:58 PM
No.535042938
>>535043312
>>535043382
>>535041486
>I have two accounts, and I simply swap back and forth between them according to...
Didn't ask for your life story. Just because you have some tricks to game the system doesn't mean it's not gay as fuck. My point still stands.
>>535041734
>Going for a piss when you lose is sufficient imo.
placebo
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 12:33:28 PM
No.535042979
>>535043062
>>535042576
>>535042275
They should lean harder into combos to increase his damage output instead of just upping the numbers.
It'd make him effective for the people willing to put in the time and not make him overly oppressive.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 12:34:49 PM
No.535043062
>>535042979
He doesn't really have any combos, but maybe just make it so when he shits sword shift the spin tags an enemy to take more damage, or he heals more off them if they want him to be a brawler, but at that point you might honestly just make him a vanguard I guess.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 12:37:57 PM
No.535043312
>>535044004
>>535047157
>>535042938
>resetting the bogeyman matchmaker via a 3 minute break is placebo now let me tell you how its evil and responsible for my losses because youtube told me
>>535042885
I don't see stomps too often outside of qp, and I understand what you're saying about how SBMM works - I'm just saying those metrics being balanced in practice doesn't result in games that are balanced due to the extreme amount of variables. "Skill rating" means little between totally different characters.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 12:39:00 PM
No.535043382
>>535044004
>>535042938
Well, your options are to continue crying about it to no avail (the devs won't change shit), or to quit the game and play something else like we suggested.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 12:43:25 PM
No.535043689
>>535045838
>>535040215
Turkey mentioned?????
>>535040358
>They'll still never be European
Calm down,chuddie more people live in European part of Constantinople than in your balkan shithole altogether
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 12:47:00 PM
No.535044004
>>535045369
>>535043312
>>resetting the bogeyman matchmaker via a 3 minute break is placebo now let me tell you how its evil and responsible for my losses because youtube told me
Not what i said. Not what i meant. And you know it
Let's pretend you're correct about everything. Let's say it is an IQ test. Here's my point: The matchmaking in a video game should not be a fucking IQ test. Players should be able to instant re-queue without worrying about the MM fucking them in the ass. You shouldn't have to go pee between games.
Personally i'm too casual to care about rank. I don't care about losing, I care about games being rigged one way or another. If I gamed the system so that it gave me more wins, it wouldn't be any better.
>>535043382
then i'll cry about it.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 12:48:37 PM
No.535044136
>>535044208
>>535044867
What compels consoletards to play hitscan in my matches...
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 12:49:22 PM
No.535044208
>>535044136
maybe they have a cool skin for that specific hero
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 12:57:31 PM
No.535044867
>>535045369
>>535044136
Pray you don't run into me because I'm maining punisher on pc with a gamepad (no autoaim).
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 1:01:49 PM
No.535045179
>>535045974
>>535035463
I fucked your ex in the bum
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 1:03:57 PM
No.535045345
>>535037738
thatβs gay if you just jerk off to literally everyone else
>>535039984
and thatβs a good thing!
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 1:04:16 PM
No.535045369
>>535044867
This is elo terrorism.
>>535044004
Fair nuff.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 1:11:12 PM
No.535045838
>>535046428
>>535040215
>>535043689
relax mehmet you still fall short itβs no big deal (it is but whatever)
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 1:11:37 PM
No.535045865
I solo'ed to eternity
eomm is not real. get good
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 1:11:38 PM
No.535045868
I hate how visually cluttered the game is during team fights.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 1:13:09 PM
No.535045969
>>535040034
Who would you be in the picture if you could pick someone to instantly transform into???
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 1:13:14 PM
No.535045974
>>535045179
What are you? Some kinda gay?
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 1:14:10 PM
No.535046039
>>535047070
>>535048687
>Every black character in the game sounds better in JP dub
What did devs mean by this?
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 1:15:42 PM
No.535046140
>>535021479 Venom is the better diver since his entire gameplan is based around it.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 1:18:00 PM
No.535046303
>>535027327
Tentacles & Feet
Delete all the male black characters in this damn game. Black Panther, Cloak (Keep Dagger), Namor, Blade. I'm tired of seeing them being shipped with the female characters. Seeing Blade shipped with Psylocke was the final straw. Fuck this coalburner game and fuck this coalburner community.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 1:19:49 PM
No.535046428
>>535048981
>>535049107
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 1:21:37 PM
No.535046553
>>535032530
It's not the hitbox it's the camera angle and how characters are positioned. Characters are positioned more to the left in this game.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 1:22:11 PM
No.535046585
>>535046309
Marvel is one of the most jewish industries out there. I don't like it either but the game is fun so I endure it
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 1:23:21 PM
No.535046671
>game crashes mid-game
>takes forever to log back in because chinks don't know how to code a launcher
>"banned for leaving a match"
wonderful
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 1:23:55 PM
No.535046702
>>535046309
BP and Blade are boyfriends who are both bottoms and take dick together while they hold hands and kiss.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 1:24:04 PM
No.535046715
>>535046309
Half of them are from the comics, so take your problem up with the cucky boomers that drew that shit bub.
I still remember opening this game for the first time because my friends asked me to play with them, and nearly laughing my ass off when I saw C&D and that his name is literally Tyrone. /co/ boomers really are something else
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 1:24:10 PM
No.535046723
>>535048245
>>535037660
>Ranged character takes less effort than Melee character
That's pretty much a given.
>>535032598
Yes EOMM is more obvious in Quick match.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 1:27:09 PM
No.535046930
>>535030617
OW1 ushered in a boom of 3D animation. Rivals comes out at a time where AI slop has almost killed 3D animation. You would genuinely be stupid to put time and effort into 3D animation when people have shown they will pay for AI images.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 1:28:30 PM
No.535047041
>>535047641
>>535046309
>Mexicans are black now
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 1:28:51 PM
No.535047070
>>535046039
You're just a delusional weeb faggot.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 1:28:55 PM
No.535047078
>>535047402
>AI porn is totally gonna be big bro trust me itβs totally better than regular 3D animation bro
we should rangeban India
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 1:30:05 PM
No.535047157
>>535043312
>I don't see stomps too often outside of qp
Do you only play QP? I'm GM2 and like 75% of my matches, win or lose, are entirely one sided. Full on "can't capture the first 3rd of a convergence point" blowouts.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 1:30:23 PM
No.535047179
>>535046309
I agree but this won't happen. But what they should do is have Torch cuck them and only the black male characters. Torch flirting with Dagger while Cloak can only watch from the cuck dimension was peak. We need more of that to counteract this nonsense.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 1:31:04 PM
No.535047236
>>535047641
>>535048504
>>535046309
>Namor
>black
lmao
>Blade shipped with Psylocke
literally nobody does it, sheβs only ever shipped with Venom or sometimes Spidey both ships being pathetic already, youβre just a sad cuck searching for reasons to cry and be mad about
>on today's episode of /mrg/
>melee characters that require zero aiming ability are "higher effort" than characters that need to aim, have low HP, no sustain, and have limited escape options
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 1:33:20 PM
No.535047402
>>535047796
>>535047078
yeah i don't know if you've been to any porn site but most 'porn' is ai shit now.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 1:33:33 PM
No.535047420
>>535047273
Melee and doing combos is fun, and hitscan is boring. So that's why it's like that.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 1:36:55 PM
No.535047641
>>535047041
>>535047236
I don't fucking know Namor lore aside from he has dark skin, was in a black panther movie, and he tries to steal a white woman from her white husband. Can you really blame me for assuming that he's black? Either way remove him too, because he's doing black male activites. .
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 1:39:00 PM
No.535047796
>>535047402
>yeah i don't know if you've been to any porn site but most 'porn' is ai shit now.
Not on my PC, I filter all of that out because absolutely all of it is trash.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 1:44:41 PM
No.535048245
>>535046723
Not necessarily, I'd still say melee characters have it easier than sniper style characters like widow or hawkeye that require precise aiming. The thing that makes squirrel girl retardedly easy is splash damage, but that gets countered at higher levels of play where teams don't group up super close together aside from pushing chokes.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 1:48:22 PM
No.535048504
>>535048868
>>535047236
Psylocke is shipped with Venom as a way to try and mask the bbc fetish.
>b-but Eddie
We both know Eddie isn't the reason she's shipped with Venom
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 1:48:39 PM
No.535048525
>>535047273
meleetards are delusional what else is new
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 1:50:59 PM
No.535048678
>>535047273
You tell me which is harder to play, Magik or Hela.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 1:51:07 PM
No.535048687
>>535046039
They donβt
>>535046309
Decent bait. The general is sentiment is still true albeit
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 1:53:33 PM
No.535048868
>>535048504
>venom βbbcβ cope posters when the baby their wifeβs bull gave them comes out white skinned blue eyed and blonde haired
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 1:55:06 PM
No.535048981
>>535049253
>>535046428
wrong mehmet im not from your shithole region just telling it like it is
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 1:55:41 PM
No.535049018
>>535047273
What Melee lacks in aiming makes up for it in other ways. Yes it requires way less skills in aiming, but it requires way higher game sense. And game sense is way more important than raw aim skill. Tell a new player to pick Punisher and Magik, and that player will have a harder time learning Magik than Punisher. Melee is harder stop being dense.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 1:55:53 PM
No.535049034
>>535049236
>Done with Battlepass
>29D left
What the fuck?
Do they know they are bleeding players?
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 1:56:44 PM
No.535049107
>>535049253
>>535046428
>not turk
>let me bring up this random battle no one cares about out of nowhere
Not looking good roach
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 1:58:21 PM
No.535049236
>>535049034
UM WHAT THE FLIP
WHY DIDN'T THEY TIME GATE THEIR HECKIN BATTLE PASS!!!!!!!!!
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 1:58:36 PM
No.535049253
>>535052239
>>535049107
i am a turk retard i admitted as much
he accused me of samefagging
>>535048981
keep sniffing that copium
what's the actual reason why you can only play with 3 friends from plat-GM, and 2 friends celest onwards? I've never seen a game force squads like this
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 2:03:00 PM
No.535049609
>>535052616
>>535053583
Threadly reminder that 1 new hero a month is too slow, we need 2 a month.
>That's too many!
The last few months have bled players and stagnated the game because they released 3 bad characters in a row
>That's a lot for the devs!
There's a billion chinese people and this is not an indie no-profit game, they can afford to hire more people to make the game better
>2 at a time is too much for the playerbase
Fantastic Four had the best release schedule we've seen yet and also minimized instalock shenanigans
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 2:03:02 PM
No.535049617
>>535049468
Getting elo is way easier when you stack with friends. It punishes people who don't want to bother with it to win games
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 2:04:00 PM
No.535049686
>>535050015
>>535049468
It doesn't matter because /mrg/ refuses to play with anyone anyway
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 2:04:35 PM
No.535049728
>>535049468
Stacking is OP in these types of games, so they want to make it so solo players have more of a chance to reach higher ranks. 5/6-stacks destroy lobbies in any competitive shooter
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 2:04:40 PM
No.535049731
>>535049468
>what's the actual reason why you can only play with 3 friends from plat-GM, and 2 friends celest onwards? I've never seen a game force squads like this
Can give unfair advantage and greater team imbalance. In terms of matchmaking quality, allowing stacks is only a negative to match quality and balance.
If a game ever allows it, no sane solo player would ever allow playing with stacks in ranked and only play solo mode.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 2:06:20 PM
No.535049865
>>535049468
To improve the solo queue experience. All the good players were stacking so if you solo queue you just had to hope you either get a good stack on your team or neither team has any stacks on them. Now those good players are forced to drop their stacking number which should increase the pool of competent teammates in comp.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 2:08:27 PM
No.535050015
>>535050383
>>535049686
>play ranked with /mrg/
>lose
>get blamed by said /mrg/ anon
>remember why I don't play with /mrg/
Playing with you guys is all fun until we start losing.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 2:09:10 PM
No.535050064
>>535049468
>anon is completely unaware there are even streamers getting hard carried because of stacks
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 2:12:24 PM
No.535050301
man Psylocke feels so weak now, those 2.5 nerfs really messed with her effectiveness even in CQC, and even her ult is so weak and easy to escape now
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 2:13:20 PM
No.535050383
>>535050015
>t. has never happened
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 2:18:17 PM
No.535050768
>>535050907
>>535051085
>Peel! Peel! Peel!
If you are playing CnD, Rocket, or Jeff you have defense/evasion resources and I will not peel
If you are being dove by one singular DPS I will not peel
If I turn around to peel and there are already 3 people there I will not peel
If I turn around and it's Captain America I will not peel and I will flame you in chat and switch to a DPS I have to lord farm
If I am solo tanking I will not peel
If I am not receiving reasonable heals I will not peel
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 2:19:59 PM
No.535050907
>>535050994
>>535050768
Oh also if you are Sue Storm and I peel and you go invisible and stop healing me I will immediately leave the diver alive and go back to whatever I was doing
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 2:21:07 PM
No.535050994
>>535051083
>>535050907
imagine doing such a shit job at peeling that your Susan just gives up and goes invisible
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 2:22:09 PM
No.535051083
>>535050994
100% of the time it's a captain america they're too stupid to just ignore
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 2:22:10 PM
No.535051085
>>535053460
>>535050768
>Jeff complaining about dive
>Its not even BP or anything, just Cap
Quickest way to tilt me. Followed by "healer getting pressured runs back to spawn instead of toward the tank" and "last person to pick their character picks 4th DPS without even offering an excuse like the healer they play being taken"
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 2:23:35 PM
No.535051174
>>535051925
is Captain America weak now all of a sudden??
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 2:24:13 PM
No.535051243
>>535050327
>living heated massage
>still can't keep a girl
Johnny.....
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 2:32:30 PM
No.535051925
>>535051174
>all of a sudden
His best ability was to stall the cart, they nerfed that, so he is much worse. His TTK is too high to be scary
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 2:33:45 PM
No.535052034
>>535052601
>>535050327
Johnny has admitted in the comics he doesn't shower, he just flash fries himself which removes any dirt and kills germs.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 2:34:56 PM
No.535052123
>>535052614
>play quickmatch
>get constant massive team diffs and bot matches
>play ranked
>get constant massive team diffs and dps autists that suck at playing dps
Incredible experience. Worst matchmaking system I have ever seen.
Even worse than Overwatch and Paladins, which is quite and achievement.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 2:36:10 PM
No.535052239
>>535049253
i never said you were samefagging dumbass the point is youβre both roaches
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 2:40:32 PM
No.535052601
>>535050327
>>535052034
I would do the same if I was him. What a lucky bastard.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 2:40:43 PM
No.535052614
>>535053089
>>535052123
Worst part
>fight vs bots
>get punished for leaving
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 2:40:45 PM
No.535052616
>>535049609
We need more vanguards, DPS is already overrepresented in the roster so there's no need to incentivise people to play them, nor is there a need to double up on similar roles/kits. Tanks on the other hand are really stale and mostly either dive or shield, whilst there are a few really good designs people get bored of them quickly compared to the smorgasbord of options dps and even healers have. People like playing tank at the highest levels where their team work with them, but tanks at anything below that are frustrating because if you aren't being backed by your team you get very little done because any space you make is immediately wasted by your team not following up. People actually need an incentive to play and keep playing vanguard rather than being tempted to lock 4th or 5th dps because dps is more fun.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 2:47:01 PM
No.535053089
>>535052614
It is so bullshit
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 2:51:54 PM
No.535053460
>>535051085
Tilt or peel. Your choice, dpstard.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 2:53:24 PM
No.535053583
>>535049609
>Threadly reminder that 1 new hero a month is too slow, we need 2 a month.
So wrong it hurts. 2 per season is already too high, drops the quality too much and rushing things out for the sake of quantity is never a good thing.
>The last few months have bled players and stagnated the game because they released 3 bad characters in a row
You're literally proving me right without realizing it.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 2:55:10 PM
No.535053729
>>535052946
made for josh to suck on
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 2:56:50 PM
No.535053867
>>535052946
doubt she'll get in with Reed in the game. I love that kawaii Kamala is in Tokon however
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 2:57:10 PM
No.535053890
>>535052946
Built for Torch's BWC
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 3:02:48 PM
No.535054329
>>535054607
>>535059075
>>535052946
Not even popular, Marvel is trying to force her so har but she just fundamentally does not work.
>kid = no mass market sex appeal
>often not even made to be cute, so most pedos are out
>a little girl with goofy boring powers of just enlarging parts of the body, which doesn't appeal to neckbeards that wants something cool or badass
>powers are almost always used in the most boring lame way possible, by enlarging fists
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 3:06:16 PM
No.535054607
>>535054762
>>535054329
>>kid = no mass market sex appeal
anon...
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 3:08:16 PM
No.535054762
>>535059075
>>535054607
yeah, nothing gets horny teens harder than a kid in unsexy clothing and fucked up proportions
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 3:24:14 PM
No.535056075
>>535057331
>see [insert hero] come rushing at you
>think "thank god, it's only [insert hero] and not a dangerous/annoying one"
What's their name? For me it's
>blade
>cap
>venom
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 3:25:30 PM
No.535056175
>>535057756
>Spiderman fans
>"I don't like his black suite because its not ThEeEeE black suit"
>"The eyes look weird"
>"Why are there weird lines all over the suit"
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 3:30:05 PM
No.535056606
>>535061449
>>535064387
>>535052946
Is her hero name really Ms Marvel. Thats lazy asf
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 3:31:39 PM
No.535056723
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 3:38:32 PM
No.535057331
>>535056075
>Cap
>IronFist
>Psylocke
>Venom
>Hulk
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 3:43:47 PM
No.535057756
>>535057871
>>535084624
>>535056175
ultimate spider man game from ps2 had the best black costume in any marvel media.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 3:45:04 PM
No.535057871
>>535057756
Miles has the best black costume in any marvel media
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 3:47:21 PM
No.535058080
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 3:56:31 PM
No.535058836
>>535031893
Cause despite being hot as hell, she is Hella boring to play as
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 3:59:32 PM
No.535059075
>>535054329
>>535054762
If they go the Tokon route and at least make her cute she can absolutely have some appeal in the same vein as Peni but otherwise meh
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 4:19:55 PM
No.535060863
>>535061163
Tonight, im going to rape you all
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 4:23:29 PM
No.535061163
>>535060863
You can't rape the willing.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 4:24:12 PM
No.535061218
>>535049468
Completely unrelated to EOMM.
It's not like now the system can't team you up with retards and make you lose unfairly.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 4:27:02 PM
No.535061449
>>535061947
>>535056606
She explicitly took the original hero name of Carol Danvers a.k.a Captain Marvel when she got her powers because she's a huge dorky fangirl of hers.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 4:27:51 PM
No.535061517
>>535049468
Much harder to boost without outright saying they hate boosters
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 4:31:11 PM
No.535061819
Necros is a manlet...
bros...
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 4:31:33 PM
No.535061865
>>535062078
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 4:32:26 PM
No.535061947
>>535063892
>>535064387
>>535061449
Thats still extremely lazy lol
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 4:33:48 PM
No.535062078
>>535063467
>>535061865
Get in line. Cloak & Dagger needs 4 more skins first.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 4:48:27 PM
No.535063467
>>535063578
>>535062078
don't forget wanda!
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 4:49:36 PM
No.535063578
>>535063467
I might get that Wanda skin if you can see her black panties like you can in the art
>60% wr every season
>35% wr this season
man what the fuck
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 4:52:45 PM
No.535063856
>>535086078
>>535063678
Less players, means less bad players to stomp. It's only gonna get harder each new season as the player rate drops.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 4:52:51 PM
No.535063867
>>535063678
blade/jeff pickers are a plague this season
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 4:52:57 PM
No.535063876
>>535063678
A lot of people came back with Blade's release that had left during 2.5's flyer/poke meta.
QP Matchmaking is gonna be kinda fucked for a bit because their MMR is out of date.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 4:53:03 PM
No.535063892
>>535069160
>>535061947
No one tell him about Mar-Vel
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 4:56:00 PM
No.535064194
>>535063678
same shit, I blame blade players
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 4:58:10 PM
No.535064387
>>535064873
>>535056606
>>535061947
What's lazy about it?
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 5:00:15 PM
No.535064589
>>535064890
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 5:00:26 PM
No.535064610
>>535065732
>>535068821
>we got the fake iron fist instead of the real based Chinaman of Marvel
Put him in, NetEase.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 5:03:16 PM
No.535064873
>>535065721
>>535064387
people need to explain to you how unimaginative naming a character ms marvel is when there already are several captain marvel characters?
if it was some title that was inherited like the phantom that'd be one thing, but that isn't the case here
>>535064589
Why did they make Loki's bulge so big?
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 5:03:45 PM
No.535064921
>>535065170
>>535065690
>>535046309
Psylocke isn't even white you dumb coombrain retard nigger. What the fuck is wrong with you?
Brah, why cant they add m&kb support on console but it locks you out of the console only queue, it's that simple
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 5:06:12 PM
No.535065170
>>535065715
>>535069341
>>535064921
>Psylocke isn't even white
I never said she was. I said I have a problem with them being shipped with female characters. Their race doesn't matter, keep them away from all of them. That's my stance.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 5:06:24 PM
No.535065192
>>535067745
>>535069564
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 5:07:22 PM
No.535065280
>>535065567
>>535064890
from who do you think the world serpent got his size from?
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 5:10:13 PM
No.535065567
>>535067315
>>535071102
>>535065280
Yeah but he's a bottom, he doesn't need a huge cock.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 5:11:26 PM
No.535065690
>>535064982
Niggas give me a (you) so my post reach the devs
>>535064982
>>535064921
>>>>>535064982
>>535065170
If being retarded is your stance, then by all means continue.
I mean, there are Asian and white women getting fucked and bred by Black guys right now even while I speak, spanish too.. I know a irl couple she's from japan and he's Dominican. Who fucking cares. You can't stop it.
I just don't understand the obsession with skin color. I understand hating niggers, but none of the black people in this game are like that. Get a fucking grip.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 5:11:45 PM
No.535065721
>>535067248
>>535069160
>>535064873
Nigga there's like ten different Spider-Men/Women/Xemen swinging around Marvel these days. We're well past the point of anyone remotely giving a fuck about names
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 5:11:52 PM
No.535065732
>>535064610
Did you Gweilo like this guy?
>>535065735
what the fuck and they couldn't do this for Emma when it was her concept skin?
Brah, seeing how mentally ill you guys are makes me want to stop playing the game
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 5:15:49 PM
No.535066105
>>535064890
He's a big guy
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 5:16:39 PM
No.535066179
>>535066269
>>535066076
nobody normal plays these games
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 5:17:04 PM
No.535066221
>>535065889
Dagger wears it better.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 5:17:40 PM
No.535066267
>>535068656
>>535086303
>>535065735
>chinks put the most effort into and release the most c&d skins
>wonder why people don't buy other skins
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 5:17:41 PM
No.535066269
>>535066394
>>535066179
"These games" what other games are you talking about lil brah
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 5:18:52 PM
No.535066394
>>535066490
>>535066269
hero shooters
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 5:19:58 PM
No.535066490
>>535066394
What the fuck is even that
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 5:21:31 PM
No.535066647
>>535066741
>>535066889
>>535066076
Everybody normal left this general ages ago on account of all the faggots, pedos and overwatch refugees shitting it up on a daily basis
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 5:22:33 PM
No.535066741
>>535066647
That's just how generals work
This is a containment board
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 5:23:04 PM
No.535066785
>>535067729
>>535067915
>>535065735
>emma robbed again
fuck chinks!
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 5:23:24 PM
No.535066816
blade is going to be so cancer when they inevitably buff him
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 5:24:14 PM
No.535066889
>>535066076
>>535066647
I don't come to this general as much. Honestly I only come here on the chance something is leaked, but lately it's just been /co/ 2.0 with cuck shit, shipping garbage, pedo fag shit. It's become a containment general for sure. I'm glad this isn't my main general or game.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 5:27:20 PM
No.535067219
>>535067520
>>535067723
I thought Blade was suppose to be the answer to triple support. What's going on?
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 5:27:41 PM
No.535067248
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 5:28:30 PM
No.535067315
>>535065567
Bottoms with big cocks are based though
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 5:30:45 PM
No.535067520
>>535067219
Blade is dosghit but he's less dogshit against squishies. The problem is, at least in high elo, triple support means triple tank and total Verdun-cnb convoy defense and blade can't do shit in that case
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 5:32:52 PM
No.535067723
>>535067219
His lifesteal is garbage. He can barely win his 1v1's. The best way to play him is to use his shotgun, but then you're better off using Jean or Hawkeye even. The worse part about Blade is that, He's all about using his sword and it's ineffective in most scenarios. His Ult is good though if it hits.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 5:32:54 PM
No.535067729
>>535069709
>>535065889
>>535066785
emma is gross and wishes she was as cute as tandy(even has an interaction about it)
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 5:33:02 PM
No.535067745
>>535065192
This'll come in handy one day.....
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 5:33:22 PM
No.535067780
>>535065735
Welp. There goes my blue coins
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 5:33:32 PM
No.535067795
>>535068563
>>535070113
>>535067687
what the fuck is this shit
where's the doflamingo style
this is bullshit
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 5:34:53 PM
No.535067915
>>535065889
>>535066785
>Emma shits on CnD's outfit last season
>Gets the better outfit this season
Justice
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 5:35:02 PM
No.535067927
>>535068191
>Iron Fist is nerfed into oblivion
>but for whatever reason people keep doing triple tank or more so he's actually useful as a brawler
This game is weird.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 5:36:40 PM
No.535068091
>>535068912
>>535068946
How do i get over DPS anxiety? I primarily fill role for the team and 90% of the time i'm either going Tank or Support, but i'd like to start playing DPS more to get more experience but i always feel stressed and anxious about underperforming
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 5:37:36 PM
No.535068191
>>535067927
I'm all for niche picks culling bullshit comps
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 5:41:14 PM
No.535068563
>>535069359
>>535067795
Its literally the same what are you talking about
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 5:42:07 PM
No.535068656
>>535066267
>most effort
Thatβs a stretch lol
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 5:43:34 PM
No.535068821
>>535064610
Its actually extremely weird he isn't in yet. Really weird. Could also reasonably be a tank.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 5:44:28 PM
No.535068912
>>535068091
Internalize that the tank and support shitters on your team are fucking dogshit players that can't do what you do even if they're DPS players flexing. It's the only way to deal with the fact that you're the first everybody looks at the nanosecond your team starts losing.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 5:44:47 PM
No.535068946
>>535068091
ignore your team and do your own thing
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 5:44:57 PM
No.535068961
>>535069989
>>535110924
>>535064890
To accurately represent BWC, which the Chinese are plenty familiar with, duh.
>>535065715
>capitalizes black and asian but not white
why do online groids insist on doing this? so obsessed and petty
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 5:46:58 PM
No.535069160
>>535063892
Yeah that was lame and gay too no wonder he got shelved and forgotten
>>535065721
That literally changes nothing about his point.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 5:47:58 PM
No.535069254
>>535069430
his game
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 5:48:42 PM
No.535069341
>>535065170
I mean youβre objectively correct and all but in that case thereβs no ship happening that was a throwaway line that amounted to literally nothing that no one cared about lol
>>535068563
no it isn't
that version looks like shit
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 5:49:29 PM
No.535069430
>>535069254
>his game
>so boring he isn't in yet
doesn't compute
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 5:49:56 PM
No.535069474
>>535067687
johnny already gave corny manchild vibes then there's this
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 5:50:31 PM
No.535069525
>>535069639
>>535069359
they clearly avoiding trouble with shueisha
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 5:50:48 PM
No.535069564
>>535065192
This really just emphasizes how shitty MKβs kit is.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 5:51:29 PM
No.535069639
>>535069525
Well then they're avoiding my fucking money
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 5:52:18 PM
No.535069709
>>535067729
>emma is gross
true enough
>tandy
>cute
lol
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 5:52:38 PM
No.535069738
>>535074218
>>535069359
please explain whats the difference between that and this
>>535067687
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 5:54:00 PM
No.535069873
>>535070194
>>535073216
So what's the final verdict, did Blade live up to the hype or did he bomb?
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 5:55:00 PM
No.535069989
>>535068961
east asia truly is whitey's eternal cum bucket
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 5:56:11 PM
No.535070113
>>535070429
>>535111616
>>535067795
>>535069359
Docuck is a jobber anyway
we already know of summer
-johnny
-punisher
but who of the girls are getting the next skins?
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 5:56:49 PM
No.535070194
>>535069873
He's mid.
But it's obvious he's going to get buffed. All they need to do is tweak his lifesteal and he's S-Tier.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 5:57:42 PM
No.535070296
>>535070771
>>535064890
My buldge looks similar
My cock while fully erect is 23cm long
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 5:58:54 PM
No.535070429
>>535070113
Warm piss kinda just sucks tbqh
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:00:59 PM
No.535070648
>>535071934
>>535070140
Emma
Wanda
Hela
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:02:14 PM
No.535070771
>>535070296
Can I suck you off?
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:03:13 PM
No.535070878
What fuck is wrong with you faggots.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:04:40 PM
No.535071014
>>535070140
summer is almost over already lol
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:05:26 PM
No.535071091
>>535066076
This place was shit for months, it just reached a boiling point where people realized it after the blackout and most didn't bother coming back. Combine that with serial shitposts and stuff like the jeet catbox guy and well yeah.
>>535069053
You kind of answered your own question.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:05:31 PM
No.535071102
>>535065567
He tops Mantis albeit
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:06:35 PM
No.535071201
>>535075228
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:08:42 PM
No.535071425
>>535073225
>>535069053
Very strange thing to complain about.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:11:17 PM
No.535071687
I love staring at his arse so much it's unreal
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:13:47 PM
No.535071934
>>535072098
>>535070648
emma with her cheeks out would break the internet for a whole year bowsette style
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:15:23 PM
No.535072098
>>535072238
>>535071934
Emma only has good boobs, Carol is the heroine with the best ass
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:16:41 PM
No.535072238
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:17:38 PM
No.535072330
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:26:03 PM
No.535073216
>>535069873
Both? He's in a kind of weird spot where if you are in a 2-3 stack or you can trust your team to match your tempo and/or babysit you, he can legit carry. Not just "He doesn't lose if you throw enough resources and make it a 2v1" but there's a legitimate better return on that investment than most other DPS. His ability perform independently is a bit ass though, so if you have timid tanks or half asleep healers he is one notch above Widow. Also every character wants their teamup but Blade gets one of the biggest boosts from his teamup so you really want to see C&D even if they aren't using E on you which lets you go crazy mode
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:26:07 PM
No.535073225
>>535071425
Itβsβ¦ not? Itβs a thing they do lol
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:27:23 PM
No.535073331
>>535074780
Why are all wanda skins so fucking bad?
I don't mind playing support anymore...
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:28:48 PM
No.535073464
>>535073368
All 3 of them are built for Johnny's big cock.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:29:41 PM
No.535073562
>>535075441
>>535073368
>playing as a woman
You are gay
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:32:18 PM
No.535073842
>>535081874
>>535032341
>She's C-tier at best
I see Magikfags are still downplaying their character. You could get away with it Month 1 when people thought Wovie was the defacto worst character in the game.
You won't be able to get away with that much longer since eyes are not on BP so much, and he's rumored to get a rework since BP shitstomped the devs the other day.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:34:44 PM
No.535074083
>>535031893
Hela is all about aiming.
Most people that play Rivlas can't aim. That's why they gravitate towards characters like Jeff, Wanda, melee characters, etc.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:35:58 PM
No.535074218
>>535074538
>>535069738
Do you not have eyes?
Look at the shoulders
Look at the glasses
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:36:15 PM
No.535074249
>>535074365
>>535032598
Don't forget about the forced bot queue in QM after 1-2 losses to retain player engagement.
But EOMM totally doesn't exist as the devs said it doesn't, even though bot matches in a PvP is a DIRECT EXAMPLE of EOMM
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:36:44 PM
No.535074287
>>535073368
Already have invis and luna lord, gonna get dagger's in comp once that outfit is out. Usually it's a pretty chill grind unless a cancer diver main doesn't get banned
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:37:29 PM
No.535074365
>>535074556
>>535075331
>>535074249
>bot matches are EOMM
Anon you're fucking retarded
Also bot matches only happen at shitter ELO so you suck at the game, too.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:39:08 PM
No.535074538
>>535074218
The glasses have stylistic shading thatβs obviously not going to be reflected in the final product. The shoulders are the same. You have autism.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:39:23 PM
No.535074556
>>535074749
>>535074365
Ignore this post as it is a NetEast dicksucker.
They always post like this and try to make it seem like you're the crazy one.
Hope they pay you enough, at least.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:41:27 PM
No.535074749
>>535074556
>everyone is always calling me crazy, but I proved them!
take your meds
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:41:48 PM
No.535074780
>>535073331
Her MCU one is great. Rest are garbage yeah.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:45:58 PM
No.535075228
>>535074365
Stealth Bot matches are literally designed to manipulate the player into not giving up on the game by boosting their ego.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:47:52 PM
No.535075415
>>535076348
>>535112095
>>535075331
Ok, so you don't actually know what EOMM is.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:48:06 PM
No.535075441
>>535075497
>>535075827
>>535073562
>he only plays the game when big, burly strong men are on the screen
Fag
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:48:50 PM
No.535075497
>>535076197
>>535076809
>>535075441
Replace Reed with Blade
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:51:54 PM
No.535075827
>>535075441
this pic is before she wakes him up
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:55:09 PM
No.535076197
>>535076394
>>535076881
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:56:28 PM
No.535076348
>>535075415
I grow weary of the constant eomm schizophrenia.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:56:50 PM
No.535076394
>>535076197
It would improve the image tenfold.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 7:00:34 PM
No.535076809
>>535078161
>>535075497
Replace Sue with Blade*
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 7:01:16 PM
No.535076881
>>535076197
because xheβs brown
If you are man, this is the only supp you should be playing I'm always getting sexually assaulted by Lunas and Psylockes
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 7:08:16 PM
No.535077636
>>535070140
Emma slingshot soon
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 7:08:46 PM
No.535077693
>>535077934
>>535078035
>>535077321
What about Adam, Ultron and Rocket..
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 7:11:02 PM
No.535077930
>>535077321
>asian girls cant control their BWAC lust to the point they commit rape
h...hot...
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 7:11:04 PM
No.535077934
>>535078546
>>535077693
Adam is for Trans. Rocket & Ultron is for DPSretards who are not real men
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 7:12:08 PM
No.535078035
>>535078546
>>535077693
What ABOUT them?
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 7:13:09 PM
No.535078161
>>535076809
kek! rivals reed would 101% buckbreak blade if he gets close to his snacks
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 7:14:01 PM
No.535078253
>>535077321
Most Lunas and Psylockes are Men so i guess that's okay for a faggot like you.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 7:14:33 PM
No.535078292
>>535081874
>>535032341
Magik downplayers deserve some kind of award
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 7:15:07 PM
No.535078357
>>535078105
ANOTHER LUNA BUFF LETS FUCKING GO
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 7:16:45 PM
No.535078504
>>535079236
>>535079991
>>535078105
>Dagger kissing Cloak
Fucking cringe. My woke fatigue is never ending at this point.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 7:17:02 PM
No.535078531
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 7:17:06 PM
No.535078546
>>535077934
Wrong, oh so very wrong.
>>535078035
They're based supports.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 7:17:39 PM
No.535078608
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 7:23:27 PM
No.535079236
>>535079398
>>535078504
you're acting like they're full on french kissing
>>535079236
They might as well be. Girls don't just kiss their male friends on the cheek if they are just platonic.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 7:28:29 PM
No.535079785
>>535078105
OH NO NO NO NO NO
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 7:29:10 PM
No.535079860
>>535078105
Let the melty start because the on and off couple is doing couple things.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 7:30:25 PM
No.535079991
>>535080130
>>535078504
Why is it woke this time?
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 7:30:44 PM
No.535080032
>>535078105
man that's cute. they should do that with Reed and Sue as well
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 7:31:40 PM
No.535080130
>>535113168
>>535079991
black male x non black female relationships are classified as woke. I don't make the rules, I just agree with it.
>>535079398
lol you have had 0 female friends
>>535079398
yes they do, as a thank you sometimes. when do couples ever just kiss on the cheek?
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 7:37:12 PM
No.535080745
>>535081234
>>535080190
I certainly have more than you.
>>535080236
They don't have to be couples they also do it as a form of flirting. But between strictly platonic friends? It doesn't happen. No guy would let their girlfriend kiss her male friend on the cheek you're insane if you think that action is ok for just friends to do.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 7:37:34 PM
No.535080786
>>535081234
>>535080190
>>535080236
Might be a European thing. No way in America a platonic female friend would kiss a guy on the cheek. Not in a million years
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 7:40:14 PM
No.535081061
>>535084624
>>535078105
Lol. Trying their hardest to speed run the Blizzard βpozz your game as hard as you canβ challenge.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 7:41:57 PM
No.535081234
>>535079398
>>535080190
>>535080236
>>535080745
>>535080786
The βkissβ on the cheek is a common greeting in a lot of places for both men and women. Itβs not actually a kiss, more like a βbring your face close to both sides of your face and make a kiss noiseβ. That said, the heart makes it pretty big unambiguous here.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 7:43:05 PM
No.535081385
>>535078105
>Cloak and Dagger laughing at the racists.
cute
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 7:44:35 PM
No.535081552
>Summer event extended by a week making it a 5-week event
There's gotta be some kinda balance between Marvel Rivals events that are so short they have to timegate the rewards yet simultaneously run forever and Fortnite's having thirty consecutively running battlepasses
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 7:44:43 PM
No.535081563
>>535082304
>>535078105
whatβs up with all the interracial pushing in the game lately? johnny and luna, loki and mantis, now this? are the yids in disney cracking down on them?
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 7:46:56 PM
No.535081807
>>535081914
WHERE IS WAVE 2
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 7:47:42 PM
No.535081874
>>535073842
>>535078292
I guess you could make an argument for low B? But that's splitting hairs. She's either low B or C. Not quite D. If you think she's anything higher your opinion doesn't matter.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 7:48:05 PM
No.535081914
>>535081807
I need to see his bulge.
Keep seething chuds. You lost
The image that'll break /vg/ and /v/. I can't wait for the Valentine season in November/December.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 7:49:16 PM
No.535082054
>>535084314
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 7:49:51 PM
No.535082128
>>535081930
NOOOOO IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN DRAX AND MANTIS!
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 7:50:46 PM
No.535082225
>>535082368
>>535081985
why? that's just an innocent greeting/thank you kiss
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 7:51:25 PM
No.535082304
>>535082786
>>535081563
Of those only C&D have anything and it's basically comic canon half the time
Where is my cute swimsuit Mantis matching Loki's robe
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 7:52:04 PM
No.535082368
>>535081985
>>535082225
Are you sure this will sell more Cloak and Dagger skins?
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 7:52:50 PM
No.535082437
>>535078105
It's gross, but whatever.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 7:53:41 PM
No.535082540
>>535094779
GuangGuang, where's my nigga Green Goblin at?
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 7:55:54 PM
No.535082786
>>535082304
i mean i guess but itβs still a thing theyβre doing
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 7:57:17 PM
No.535082935
>>535083224
Whats a tank that counters Winter? As in the ones who never fucking miss? I couldn't do anything against him as Venom and Thing.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 7:57:20 PM
No.535082937
>>535084196
>>535078105
Is it that difficult to fix peni's web bug? It's been 7 months now
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 7:59:57 PM
No.535083224
>>535083402
>>535082935
Emma
>shields block bullets and grapple
>diamond form melee absolutely melts him, bonus shields don't even help
>usually they're cocky enough you can bait them into a fight, switch to diamond form after they've used any movement skills, and punch them down to death
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 8:00:10 PM
No.535083245
>>535046309
>black people reeeeeeee
lmao seethe 1inch whitoid
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 8:01:33 PM
No.535083402
>>535083743
>>535088783
>>535083224
Why is Emma the counter to everyone?
>>535046309
>Keep Dagger
She is a traitor. Traitor will hang alongside the niggers.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 8:02:43 PM
No.535083540
hi I'm guanguang
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 8:04:34 PM
No.535083743
>>535083402
An actually great well-rounded kit. Most characters in this game have one trick up their sleeves and an escape tool and that's about it.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 8:05:08 PM
No.535083792
>>535084624
brown general
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 8:06:50 PM
No.535083974
NA nght hours matches are better than during the day when streamers and youtuber wanabees log in. Been getting matched against 6 stacks in qp who run meta as if their life depended on winning
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 8:06:59 PM
No.535083990
>>535081985
>literally teasing her gay friend
chinks are based
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 8:08:45 PM
No.535084196
>>535082937
What's the bug? And you should probably complain on their Discord about that in the bugfix section.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 8:09:50 PM
No.535084314
>>535087935
>>535082054
You better be able to handle me.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 8:12:54 PM
No.535084624
>>535030617
Thatβs a good thing. We donβt need anymore appealing to shitty fetishes.
>>535057756
>>535081061
>>535083792
Trvth.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 8:15:43 PM
No.535084892
>>535083490
Traitors can be saved. Keep them as sex slaves until they are loyal to their race.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 8:16:26 PM
No.535084978
>enemy drops a single ult
>team completely folds
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 8:16:52 PM
No.535085028
incel general
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 8:19:43 PM
No.535085316
>>535085564
>>535075331
>Stealth Bot matches are literally designed to manipulate the player into not giving up on the game by boosting their ego.
Which they don't actually do, it just pisses people off.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 8:19:57 PM
No.535085335
I'm going to be forever bad at this game
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 8:22:12 PM
No.535085560
>>535085709
>enemy team support ult
>we support ult
>fight for a bit
>enemy team support ult
>we support ult
>I ult right after the second support ult
>kill 3 people bare minimum and win the team fight
>enemy team don't adapt
>rinse and repeat
I hate how simple this game is sometimes.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 8:22:14 PM
No.535085564
>>535085950
>>535085316
They make the bots too easy. Its too obvious when you suddenly start camping the enemy spawn.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 8:22:46 PM
No.535085615
>>535075331
And I will not spend one cent until they are removed
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 8:23:32 PM
No.535085692
>>535086267
>>535086734
>Just lost to a good Winter Soldier again
Am I the only one who thinks Winter is OP
>chinks keep releasing more and more coal n burner skins
>thinking i will ever play them
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 8:23:45 PM
No.535085709
>>535086163
>>535085560
>enemy team support ult
>we support ult
I think im the only one who actually tries to hold until someone is in actual danger. I see so many people just ult in response to another healer ult which is a complete waste.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 8:25:57 PM
No.535085950
>>535085564
>They make the bots too easy. Its too obvious when you suddenly start camping the enemy spawn.
Doesn't even matter in terms of difficulty. The behavior is obvious. Everyone walks in a big group, healers don't stick to the backline, no one tries to run off to flank or dive, everyone constantly swaps to new heroes at the same time, etc.
You notice it within seconds of seeing the bot team.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 8:26:24 PM
No.535086004
Post goon shit
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 8:27:07 PM
No.535086078
>>535063678
>>535063856
Told you guys this game was going to go the route of Fortnite.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 8:27:57 PM
No.535086158
>>535083490
trying too hard there juan
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 8:28:00 PM
No.535086163
>>535085709
I try to hold it too I don't like using my support ult simply to counter the enemy support unless it's overtime and we can't afford to give up the point. But too many people are brain dead and can't help but to fight in the enemy support ult even though the best play is to just back off and wait it out.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 8:28:47 PM
No.535086267
>>535086656
>>535085692
>Am I the only one who thinks Winter is OP
He has always been good and only gotten better, yet for some reason flies under the radar every season. Will probably see another buff while they nerf Reed again.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 8:29:14 PM
No.535086303
>>535066267
It's because C&D people buy those skins the most.
>>535065735
>There are retards who think Emma is more attractive than Dagger
Why do you people like manface so much? She literally looks like a transexual.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 8:32:44 PM
No.535086656
>>535086267
>Ban Winter for a game after losing twice to him
>BP didn't get banned and we get completely destroyed
>3 losses in a row now
Okay, so I can't ban anyone except BP first as he will destroy us. So if Emma is taken, what other tank do I play to counter Winter?
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 8:33:28 PM
No.535086734
>>535087421
>>535085692
I want you to try something for me.
Go over to
https://rivalsmeta.com/ and search up your profile.
Click on "Matchups".
This displays YOUR winrate against specific characters.
What does it say for you against Winter Soldier?
I hope they actually have permission to reference all these memes that they put in. I don't think this game is ever going to get big enough to eat lawsuits for breakfast like Fortnite does. They should at the very least be more careful and not just 1:1 trace stuff going forward.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 8:35:08 PM
No.535086898
>>535116562
>>535085696
>posting EL SANTO in vain
Boy, you best check yourself
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 8:35:36 PM
No.535086934
>>535086820
China is known for strictly following American copyright law
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 8:35:42 PM
No.535086941
>>535085696
I look like that and do that
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 8:36:37 PM
No.535087026
>>535086820
well we know they approach fan artists for permission first before putting them in game after approval, that's what happened with the Blade/Jeff high top fade meme
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 8:38:08 PM
No.535087178
>>535092505
>>535086534
>literal thighs and titty goddess supermodel
>"trannny reeeeeeeeee"
you faggots cannot be saved, go back to /v/
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 8:38:13 PM
No.535087187
>>535087293
>>535086820
how can you copyright memes? that one in particular is nearing two decades old. i donβt think they have much to worry about.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 8:39:26 PM
No.535087293
>>535087187
Something something unauthorized use of intellectual property. It's rarely held up in court from what I understand
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 8:39:30 PM
No.535087297
>>535091673
>>535069053
Why are you so sensitive like a woman?
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 8:40:45 PM
No.535087421
>>535087886
>>535086734
>site can't find my account by name
>too lazy to get my UID
I'll find out later.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 8:41:20 PM
No.535087476
>>535081930
>>535081985
Cute! I love this couple!
>it's j-just p-platonic
HOLY COPE
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 8:42:52 PM
No.535087605
>>535081930
>>535081985
nigger is ugly and so is this game I'm glad this game is being killed.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 8:43:07 PM
No.535087629
>>535087827
The moment Cloak and Dagger were announced I knew the game would turn out like this. Coal burning ruined this game.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 8:44:29 PM
No.535087767
>>535087879
>>535113919
>>535083490
>>535085696
leave tandy alone, it's not her fault they need each other's powers to survive...
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 8:45:07 PM
No.535087827
>>535087629
you never give an inch, NEVER
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 8:45:40 PM
No.535087879
>>535088313
>>535095095
>>535087767
It sucks that the character is tied to that hideous poop why couldn't they use the versio where cloak is ambigious why do they make it into poop throwing monkey. It otherwise ruins the good design.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 8:45:44 PM
No.535087886
>>535087421
ok anon. I laugh at metafags and their AoE healing ults btw.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 8:45:45 PM
No.535087889
>>535088125
Cloak is one of the good ones
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 8:46:10 PM
No.535087927
>>535088112
>>535092589
>>535086534
>homo dude can't even identify what makes emma's face different and think it's a manface
you would claim angelina jolie had a manface too, fag
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 8:46:14 PM
No.535087935
>>535090142
>>535084314
Vanguards can tank anything
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 8:47:31 PM
No.535088073
>>535088325
>>535111501
BASED NETEASE.
Now I have a new CnD image to trigger this faggot general. The best part is I don't even need say anything.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 8:47:55 PM
No.535088112
>>535095101
>>535087927
3rd worlders see strong aryan genetics and think "man" because they only have weak chins and moon faces as reference. Many such cases.
>>535087889
He was going to rob Dagger at gunpoint if they didn't get kidnapped.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 8:48:18 PM
No.535088152
As soon as they announced that there would be popular Marvel superheroes, I knew the game would turn out like this.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 8:48:38 PM
No.535088185
I'm glad this game is dying because it has too many poop skins like namor they should have made him white and they try to glorify nigger panther with whoel flying galaxy shit. No way they are gonna fix this fiasco.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 8:48:58 PM
No.535088223
>>535086820
>permission to reference
Anon games have been referencing memes and other popular media for years now
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 8:49:50 PM
No.535088313
>>535088692
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 8:49:52 PM
No.535088316
>>535111501
>this meltdown and massive cope over Cloak piping Tandy
Finally, some entertainment.
Keep it going.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 8:49:57 PM
No.535088325
>>535088073
keep the catbox images coming ranjeet
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 8:50:52 PM
No.535088421
>>535088125
Based Tandy was rich
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 8:52:42 PM
No.535088595
>>535111501
>im so angry at all the hypothetical black men that i quite literally will never meet in my entire life that I will actively *not* enjoy any piece of media that portrays them as anything other than my specific mental image of them
>and ill also go and bitch about it on my perpetual motion device powered Kazakhstani show pony symposium, that'll show em!
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 8:52:50 PM
No.535088609
>>535088125
>He was going to rob Dagger at gunpoint if they didn't get kidnapped.
The more I learn about them, the funnier it gets
>rich blond white girl
>black thug named tyrone planning on robbing (and probably raping) her
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 8:53:36 PM
No.535088692
>>535095095
>>535088313
I just unistalled this game it was dogshit I just couldn't with it anymore just too frusrating and not fun, glad it happened same time I see these ugly nigger emotes, maybt it was a sign
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 8:54:11 PM
No.535088760
>>535091880
>>535086534
I like tall women with strong facial features becuase they can bear me tall sons with manly jaws
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 8:54:23 PM
No.535088782
>>535088893
I'm not racist, I just think it's weird how there's 2 black guys that can insta-kill you with an unreactable combo now.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 8:54:23 PM
No.535088783
>>535083402
Because they had to make tanks great again after the 95 Strange nerfs
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 8:55:12 PM
No.535088854
>>535108328
>>535108705
>>535032624
>holy assblasted
what points, the one about her being a health bar deleter in her tiny ass effective range? look up the top psy players in ooa, theyβre all averaging in the 40s on accuracy. even in her niche you still need to dash to finish squishies half the time. rank checking in a game with a rank system this fucked is meaningless you tard. all these personal jabs are a diversion from the fact you canβt reply to her having the worse accuracy for hitscan heroes even among OOA players who main her. all this cope simply because last thread someone said she isnt fun to play. so yea, until you can reply with numbers, concession accepted kek
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 8:55:35 PM
No.535088893
>>535089162
>>535088782
>Blade
>killing anything
LOL
I hope more girls keep getting blacked. This shit is really funny to see. No one else cares, just /mrg/.
Fucking lmao.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 8:57:09 PM
No.535089045
>>535092067
>american hours
>bbc spam
you love to see it
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 8:58:18 PM
No.535089162
>>535088893
>stat tracking for s3.5 is still broken
I'll be back to call you a retard at a later date.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 8:58:46 PM
No.535089203
>>535089435
>>535088946
You're part of the problem fucking kill yourself
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 8:59:45 PM
No.535089309
>>535040075
People literally say that. Plus they call you schizo for quoting Netease themselves lol.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 9:00:51 PM
No.535089435
>>535111501
>>535089203
That would imply there is a problem.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 9:03:57 PM
No.535089757
>>535090087
>>535081985
Why do you guys even care about this? Cloak is boring as fuck and mogged by Sue.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 9:04:09 PM
No.535089778
>>535040434
>Isn't SBMM preferable in ranked?
It's not that it's preferable. SBMM is ranked. Without SBMM what you have is a fake ranked mode.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 9:05:19 PM
No.535089906
>>535090036
>>535092383
The Devs said EOMM was never in Marvel Rivals. Fucking dumbasses I knew it from the start. All this complaining and the real issue was that you guys just needed to git gud plain and simple.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 9:06:30 PM
No.535090036
>>535089906
This.
Multi-billion dollar Chinese companies never lie.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 9:06:49 PM
No.535090087
>>535090179
>>535092715
>>535089757
Dagger is younger, and has no kids.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 9:07:00 PM
No.535090102
>>535092067
always check your corner
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 9:07:23 PM
No.535090142
>>535093606
>>535087935
Now if only this were true.. my games this session was filled with vanguards who felt like paper. Though I did match with a really good Magneto and I was able to use the Loki-Mantis tean up a lot. Feels really good to use. Not as good as using you though.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 9:07:40 PM
No.535090179
>>535090551
>>535090087
If a woman looks like Sue after having 2 kids and married, you struck gold.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 9:07:46 PM
No.535090194
>queue up, get put in team with similar SR
>lose match
>queue up again, get put in team with similar SR
>its the same team
You think this is evidence of rigging and EOMM? Am i understanding this correctly? Getting mad at the machine for doing exactly what it is supposed to do?
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 9:08:09 PM
No.535090241
>>535037951
I do that, it absolutely works but I don't want to do it. I'd like to be able to actually play the fucking game without bricking my stupid ass algorithm.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 9:09:41 PM
No.535090421
>>535038539
You're a shill bro. Rigged games are never a good thing. Fuck off
>>535090179
I rather start fresh with a younger girl. You have more time with Dagger until her looks starts to fade. Sue is good for short term fun, Dagger is someone you would marry and start a family with.
>>535090551
Dagger is for the streets. Even if she wasn't with Tyrone, she still dated older men.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 9:13:40 PM
No.535090850
>>535091532
>>535041486
>SBMM is even more infuriating once you really get to know it.
You're basically admitting you're bad lol.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 9:14:14 PM
No.535090914
>>535091409
>>535090770
This isn't the same CnD in Rivals though.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 9:16:45 PM
No.535091196
>>535091539
>>535091569
Trust me EOMM is what's keeping most people loyal to the game. If this game was SBMM more people would leave. The truth is we don't like playing against our equals. We like to stomp our opponents and shit on them, and when we get stomped it makes us not want to stop because ending on a stomp lost feels bad so we keep playing.
EOMM is the future of matchmaking.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 9:17:47 PM
No.535091285
>>535091372
>>535090551
you should worry about getting laid in the first place
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 9:18:36 PM
No.535091372
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 9:18:54 PM
No.535091409
>>535091683
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 9:19:25 PM
No.535091463
>>535049468
NetEast is speedrunning on how to kill a very successful launch
>try to force everyone to play ranked, from chrono cards, to chronoshields to whatever
>but then Bronze to Platinum is a pure grind as you can rank up with a negative W/L ratio
>Diamond through Celestial 3 is filled with the most miserable people and hardstucks thinking theyr're top 50 OAA.
>Celestial 2 and above just turns into quick match. Literally spectated an Etternity match days ago with half the people clearly fucking around, and a Psylock and a enemy Cap and Venom having a threesome in the corner for 7 whole minutes.
>Quick Match is completely braindead with people playing that don't even know what their character's abilities do, forced bot matches after 1-2 losses so people with weak mental mindsets can continue buying skins
I just don't get why they decided to do the things they do when they had the easiest victory lap in video game history.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 9:20:02 PM
No.535091532
>>535114586
>>535090850
>he doesn't know
SBMM doesn't match you against people your skill level. It matches you with people below you and balances the teams by making your teammates even worse than your opponents.
>>535091196
What's your excuse, EOMM-tard?
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 9:20:21 PM
No.535091569
>>535091196
Perfectly fine in quickplay
You shouldn't have court ordered babysitting matches and designated loss streaks in ranked before you've played enough to be allowed to climb
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 9:21:18 PM
No.535091673
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 9:21:20 PM
No.535091675
>>535086534
Tandy bring a mud shark knocks het down a few pegs
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 9:21:23 PM
No.535091682
>>535091879
>>535093227
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 9:21:23 PM
No.535091683
>>535091409
Not an argument, I'm afraid.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 9:21:29 PM
No.535091695
Wedding Thor and Loki when?
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 9:23:22 PM
No.535091879
>>535091682
Chew on broken glass faggot
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 9:23:22 PM
No.535091880
>>535112236
>>535088760
Get back in your containment sissycuck
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 9:23:25 PM
No.535091885
>>535088125
So the Jew who wrote it was kind of was based? Wtfβ¦
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 9:23:42 PM
No.535091913
>>535093096
>>535091539
>Shows himself getting teased with that Diamond rank up after mostly wins
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 9:23:44 PM
No.535091918
There's not enough new Psylocke porn being made.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 9:25:11 PM
No.535092067
>>535089045
trvth
>>535090102
looks kind of dumb here
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 9:25:13 PM
No.535092069
>>535092645
>>535093747
>>535086534
Keep parroting this. It won't be true.
There have been many women throughout history with Emma's jawline, and plenty of them have been considered some of the most beautiful women.
It's fine if you don't like her, but constantly saying "she's a man she's a man!' makes it look like you're projecting something...
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 9:25:17 PM
No.535092072
>>535092258
>>535088946
>posts image that was used to make fun of him at one point
hilarious irony.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 9:26:50 PM
No.535092220
>>535090551
Dagger has already exposed her moral character no sane person would start a family with her.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 9:27:10 PM
No.535092258
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 9:27:11 PM
No.535092261
>>535093096
>>535091539
>EOMM dangles Grandmaster in front of him and refuses to give it to him to keep him engaged
>WHERE'S THE EOMM, HUH????
You can't make this up
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 9:27:31 PM
No.535092297
>>535090770
This. She's been blown out already.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 9:28:27 PM
No.535092383
>>535089906
The billion dollar company would NEVER lie or use double speak, ESPECIALLY not a communist chinese one
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 9:29:32 PM
No.535092504
You guys spend too much time online. Holy shit.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 9:29:33 PM
No.535092505
>>535087178
Look at her face retard. Transexuals put on too much makeup and try too hard to look feminine and end up looking like clowns.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 9:29:47 PM
No.535092524
>>535097834
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 9:30:04 PM
No.535092547
All the people getting mad over fictional blacks in their fictional media are all hypocritical lolicons and need to learn their place.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 9:30:25 PM
No.535092589
>>535087927
>always defaults to plastic surgery washed up whores
clockwork
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 9:30:36 PM
No.535092605
>>535097985
>literally 0 proof for EOMM besides anectodal wins/losses
>only solid reference to EOMM is a paper that came out 8 years ago from a single publisher for a single game
>retarded copies use it as their excuse for being bad at a game for the next 8 years
>Devs publicly state there is no EOMM
>coping only gets worse
I've never seen such a pathetic playerbase in my life lmao
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 9:31:05 PM
No.535092645
>>535092069
What women? Those men likely have shit taste. I don't like women with blocky faces.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 9:31:31 PM
No.535092687
>>535093334
>>535091539
>4 wins in a row
>1 more win to reach Grandmaster
>The EOMM fuckery starts
You're joking right?
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 9:31:46 PM
No.535092715
>>535093313
>>535090087
Does that explain why Sue has mountains of porn and Dagger doesn't? Sue even has more SHITTED porn than Dagger. It's a kink about degradation because even the people who like it think niggers are sub human. The woman being degraded is the appeal. Dagger is already degraded, shes marked. She has no appeal anymore.. Meanwhile Sue is married to a white man and has white children with him.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 9:32:21 PM
No.535092768
>>535092926
>>535093075
>thread is just bbc baiting and performative false flag outrage
Finally. The /co/ transformation is complete.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 9:32:27 PM
No.535092781
>>535093127
>>535086534
I dropped Emma, she's just too ugly. Same with Magik.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 9:33:50 PM
No.535092926
>>535092768
we've known that since forever lol at least half of this place is brown and/or reddit
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 9:35:19 PM
No.535093075
>>535092768
Theyβll get bored of it eventually. The Emma bbc spammer got bored in like two weeks. Itβs the magik spammer thatβs the only one whoβs autism wonβt die.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 9:35:34 PM
No.535093093
>>535090770
Spidey used to be so cool
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 9:35:35 PM
No.535093096
>>535093521
>>535093737
>>535091913
>>535092261
Oh but EOMM is equal wins and losses! Not getting from D3 to D1 in a day!
Oh but your definition changed again...because you're trolling retards who say EOMM = anything I want it to be.
Dumbfuck faggots.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 9:35:50 PM
No.535093127
>>535093569
>>535092781
magik kind of does look like a tranny when you really look at her. I dont think chinks know how to model white people
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 9:36:45 PM
No.535093227
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 9:37:41 PM
No.535093313
>>535093517
>>535115043
>>535092715
You're looking at it from a fictional perspective, where she never ages and stays the same age. I'm looking at it from more of a realistic perspective. I can agree with you and say Sue is more attractive than Dagger, but the optimal choice is still Dagger. Dagger's good looks will last far longer than Sue's, and Dagger can achieve that same mom bod Sue has just get her pregnant.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 9:37:56 PM
No.535093334
>>535093737
>>535092687
I already hit GM, retard.
But keep coping about being a shitter.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 9:39:47 PM
No.535093517
>>535093313
>I'm looking at it from more of a realistic perspective
Yet conveniently ignoring she's canonically dated a black man and has been with older men and thus has lower value than Sue. Curious!
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 9:39:48 PM
No.535093521
>>535094162
>>535093096
Have you ever taken a pattern recognition test? Do you often find yourself the victim of lies and scams?
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 9:40:15 PM
No.535093560
>>535093751
>>535094740
So this general is 50% silvers who seethe at a fictional matchmaking system and 50% coomers?
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 9:40:20 PM
No.535093569
>>535093127
but sue and hela and widow look fine. itβs those two that look the most off.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 9:40:37 PM
No.535093606
>>535094483
>>535090142
Are you usually with just a solo vanguard because thats a real nightmare everytime as you have all the focus from the enemy frontline. Im afraid this community is too duelist brained to ever stick to playing a vanguard. Emma didn't even get non-tank mains to stick to her Be very rough
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 9:40:47 PM
No.535093628
>>535094886
>5 game winning streak
>about to rank up to GM1
>Know I'm about to lose
>Two back to back losses filled with teammates who are pure dogshit, both had Blade OTP's that refused to switch
>Log off
Yeah, No.
Fuck you. I'm playing something else.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 9:41:54 PM
No.535093737
>>535094162
>>535093096
EOMM's main goal is to keep you engaged and playing for as long as possible.
>>535093334
If you're skills are GM+ EOMM can't hold you down forever, but it will make the journey rough with lots of teasing.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 9:41:58 PM
No.535093747
>>535112236
>>535092069
>There have been many women throughout history with Emma's jawline, and plenty of them have been considered some of the most beautiful women.
Name 50. Should be easy if there were βplentyβ throughout all of history.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 9:42:01 PM
No.535093751
>>535094192
>>535093560
yes
and 100% of both groups are also brown
I've noticed people don't peel for you if you're not playing one of the women meta healers even though it's arguably more important to peel for those supports due to the lack of burst healing or consistent burst healing in Adam's case meaning that you'll instantly notice it the minute one of them stops healing to defend themselves or run away
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 9:46:19 PM
No.535094162
>>535094303
>>535094389
>>535093521
No but you clearly do, copelet.
>>535093737
>because you didn't rank up instantly every time you're subject to the matchmaking boogeyman
Have you considered that maybe im where im supposed to be at and have been ranking up and down more than once?
Dumbass nigger?
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 9:46:41 PM
No.535094192
>>535093751
Hey I'm white it even says so on my birth certificate
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 9:47:55 PM
No.535094303
>>535094413
>>535094162
EOMM has claimed another lost soul. You hate to see it.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 9:48:50 PM
No.535094389
>>535094574
>>535094162
>im where im supposed to be at
You're supposed to drop from GM to D3 and back up to D1 that fast? Holy shit this matchmaking is worse than we thought!
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 9:49:00 PM
No.535094407
Another 14h all nighter playing the game
My brain is fried
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 9:49:05 PM
No.535094413
>>535094303
>i know...ill keep being retarded on purpose
Surely there's something better you can do with your pathetic li...maybe not :/
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 9:49:42 PM
No.535094470
>>535094890
>>535097256
>>535093982
If you play Adam, Ultron, Jeff, or Rocket I'm not peeling for you, that's right
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 9:49:50 PM
No.535094483
>>535097794
>>535093606
Yeah, usually solo vang. I tend to play Magneto to fill if need be but today was just.. a lot of duelists so I was forced onto support for most of the day. Probably doesn't help I'm not the best at Loki, so it was really rough all around but I still enjoyed myself.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 9:50:21 PM
No.535094541
>>535095181
>i'm the only one peeling as wanda
>2 of the tanks hardline pushing only even though there's 2 divers
>one complain about healing
holy shit am i in season 1 gold
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 9:50:26 PM
No.535094553
>>535093982
The only supports that need to be peeled for are Adam, Mantis, and Luna. The rest have escape tools to fend for themselves.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 9:50:41 PM
No.535094574
>>535094653
>>535094389
>anon can't parse the most basic information possible
Fucking lmfao. No wonder you act the victim.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 9:51:33 PM
No.535094653
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 9:52:20 PM
No.535094729
>>535094903
>eomm tards completely crumble when presented with basic information
lel
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 9:52:28 PM
No.535094740
>>535093560
Yes and judging by the thread they are shitskins to boot.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 9:52:50 PM
No.535094779
>>535082540
should be harry
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 9:53:08 PM
No.535094805
>chinks overnerfed Reed for absolutely no reason so he's now in the dumpster
What mongoloids kept whining to Chang that Reed was OP?
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 9:53:55 PM
No.535094886
>>535095178
>>535093628
I've seen ppl even ban Blade so they won't get him on their team lmao
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 9:53:59 PM
No.535094890
>>535095291
>>535095379
>>535094470
Rocket here I notice patterns and you will be noticing lack of racoon balls slapping your ass.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 9:54:06 PM
No.535094903
>>535095325
>>535094729
China's strongest warrior
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 9:55:45 PM
No.535095078
>>535094861
Dive players like always. Any character that can hinder a Dive player in any way they will cry about until nerfs happen.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 9:55:54 PM
No.535095095
>>535088692
>>535087879
Logical and true enough.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 9:55:56 PM
No.535095101
>>535088112
quintessential thirdie delusion post
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 9:56:51 PM
No.535095178
>>535094886
It wouldn't be a problem if they banned new heroes from comp for at least a week. It pisses me off so much when I get these retards on my team who could play something else, but decide to throw. I can't even ban him all the time. I'm just going to continue threatening teammates I will troll on Jeff or switch to Ultron. It's been working 47% of the time.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 9:56:52 PM
No.535095181
>>535094541
Wait until you win them the match and they flame you for bad numbers.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 9:57:45 PM
No.535095272
>>535096195
>>535094861
Holy shit, has he gone a single update without being dumpstered then buffed then dumpstered again? What the fuck is wrong with these retard developers? How do you have THIS poor a grasp on a character in your game?
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 9:57:58 PM
No.535095291
>>535094890
Also Rocket here he has the best movement in the game divers should absolutely not be giving you trouble. If Spidey/Panther dive me I literally mostly ignore them, I just wallrun around corners and back and forth and heal teammates in air time
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 9:58:30 PM
No.535095325
>>535094903
4chans biggest retard
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 9:59:07 PM
No.535095379
>>535094890
The only reason I said that about rocket is the good ones can leverage their escape tools to avoid most dives. Unlike rocket, Adam, Ultron and Jeff dont deserve peels for being throw picks
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 9:59:23 PM
No.535095413
>>535094861
Shitty gimmick characters don't get nerfed because they're OP. They get nerfed to discourage faggots from playing them and making the game boring for everyone else.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 9:59:51 PM
No.535095453
>>535094861
>not once has reed been S or even A tier
>kept getting nerfs while heroes like hela, winter soldier, luna kept going without nerfs
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 10:00:16 PM
No.535095490
>>535095578
>>535094861
Good, no braindead melee character should ever be strong
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 10:01:22 PM
No.535095578
>>535095490
>reed
>braindead
if someone braindead plays him, he will just feed his ass off
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 10:03:12 PM
No.535095763
>>535096348
This EOMM controversy is sad because no one is addressing how shitass the rank point distribution system is where once you past Platinum, the game starts being stingy with how much points you earn each match. It should not take 4 consecutive fucking win just to rank up a tier. It just turns Diamond into elo hell as people practically get stuck there with no meaningful progression in certain intervals.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 10:03:28 PM
No.535095794
>>535096348
>>535096419
>EOMM doesnt exist gweilo
I would really like them to explain why I would go on a 5L and 5W streak (one after the other) whenever I would be 1 game away from Celestial. This happened 3 days in a row.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 10:07:36 PM
No.535096195
>>535095272
He's the hybrid character which actually means he has nothing but vanguard skills but is slapped in the duelist role for no reason. So it means that's he's too tanky and players hate that in duelists so they nerf it for some more damage then players hate that he does more damage for someone who is tanky. Nobody wins until they make him a vanguard.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 10:09:03 PM
No.535096348
>>535095794
Show us. Faggot.
>>535095763
>where once you past Platinum, the game starts being stingy with how much points you earn
Not how it works
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 10:09:37 PM
No.535096419
>>535096750
>>535095794
>Explain how its possible to get a 50% win rate over 10 matches
You are looking at random outcomes and imagining patterns where none exist.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 10:10:34 PM
No.535096501
>>535096828
what a miserable circlejerk this place is
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 10:12:38 PM
No.535096713
Why do these EOMM retards remind me of the Overwatch refugees who came here when the game launch and brought up OW at literally every possible moment and just ran the threads into the ground about it
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 10:13:02 PM
No.535096750
>>535097291
>>535096419
>You are looking at random outcomes and imagining patterns where none exist.
The same 5L 5W pattern occurred two games off Celestial during Season 3. I am certain this game throws you fucked up games before huge rank ups. I literally quit ranked just so I can learn Magik because EOMM is just way too obvious atp.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 10:13:52 PM
No.535096828
>>535096501
First time here?
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 10:15:01 PM
No.535096940
I thought a squirrel girl was hacking until I watched the replay and remembered she has that iron teammup, plus she was doing nothing but no-aim spamming nuts down hallways from across the map. It was actually impressive just how god awful their aiming was, they had literally none. If it wasn't for iron man they would have got zero kills.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 10:15:03 PM
No.535096943
>>535097548
EOMM exist.
Matchmaking is not fair.
Chinks are evil.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 10:16:14 PM
No.535097056
>>535098937
>>535093982
Feels super gay helping Adam...
You guys told me they dont love each other. Is this general filled with retarded chuds?
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 10:18:07 PM
No.535097256
>>535097510
>>535094470
And then you wonder why you keep losing when your teammates play those characters
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 10:18:32 PM
No.535097291
>>535097517
>>535096750
>I am certain this game throws you fucked up games before huge rank ups.
Lets have a little thought experiment. We take 12 players, every one of those players is about to rank up to celestial on their next win. How does the system handle this if its goal is to prevent players from ranking up?
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 10:18:40 PM
No.535097312
You just need to have the right account seed
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 10:20:42 PM
No.535097510
>>535097256
Yeah, I do wonder why EOMM gives me throwers so often
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 10:20:44 PM
No.535097517
>>535098360
>>535097291
It's EOMM so the system optimizes to get players to keep playing, so sending down 6 players is still the most optimal outcome even if it's the only outcome.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 10:21:06 PM
No.535097548
>>535096943
False
False
True
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 10:21:52 PM
No.535097634
>>535098379
>>535097128
These emojis are just them ripping off basic memes.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 10:22:04 PM
No.535097659
>>535097128
No it's filled with black cock obsessed Indians
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 10:23:31 PM
No.535097794
>>535098298
>>535094861
Reed has his toes dipped in the vanguard pool so of course the devs hit him with hammers.
>>535094483
Just go Ultron and tell your duelist to adapt or swap
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 10:23:59 PM
No.535097834
>>535092524
Go back to what?
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 10:23:59 PM
No.535097835
>>535097971
>>535098017
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 10:25:13 PM
No.535097947
>>535097128
You can kiss a homie, come here you
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 10:25:25 PM
No.535097971
>>535097835
Wash your mouth out with bleach faggot.
>>535092605
>>literally 0 proof for EOMM besides anectodal wins/losses
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BsjRne7RZu4
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 10:25:50 PM
No.535098017
>>535097835
I love black cocks too!
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 10:26:34 PM
No.535098089
>>535098418
>>535097985
>literal clickbait video
Only the most braindead people would even click on subhuman trash videos like that.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 10:28:36 PM
No.535098291
>>535098412
Is damage blocked even a good measureable stat as a tank to look at? it includes hp lost from being damaged in damage blocked doesn't it? So if enemies are shooting the fuck out of me casually, how is that even a good thing?
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 10:28:40 PM
No.535098298
>>535097794
Hey now, it's not like I don't enjoy filling, it gives me the chance to play different heroes and I've played a lot of Ultron the previous days so I just thought playing Loki a lot today would be fun, which it was!
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 10:29:19 PM
No.535098360
>>535097517
>make up bullshit scenario
>refuse to post proof
>presented with basic thought experiment
>ignore it completely and call it EOMM
disingenuous retard
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 10:29:29 PM
No.535098379
>>535097634
Daggers gangster outfit emote is her holding a cloak colored rose and holding it like Sue does for her wedding outfit emote.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 10:29:53 PM
No.535098412
>>535098291
it's good cause you're building your support ults
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 10:30:02 PM
No.535098418
>>535098818
>>535098089
>clickbait
>netease dev explaining their eomm system
you're the most retarded gorilla nigger I've ever saw.
Why do people think this game is EOMM? There is just a fucking POOL of "MMR Assassins" that the match maker picks when it wants you lose. That is such insane tin foil hat shit to believe. Like literal flat earther tier conspiracy.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 10:31:13 PM
No.535098531
>>535098593
>>535098909
>>535097985
The presentation is all theory. It uses generic mmo placeholders to explain concepts. Its mind boggling that you retards will watch a power point presentation and suddenly you know for a fact thats exactly how the Marvel Rivals matchmaking system works.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 10:31:56 PM
No.535098593
>>535098484
Zoomers and third worlders have latched onto it as cope for any reason they lose at anything.
Classic victim mentality. It can't be their own problem, it HAS to be the universe actively working against them.
0 accountability. Worthless faggots with nothing interesting to say. The usual.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 10:32:38 PM
No.535098664
>>535098909
>>535097985
Yeah because Netease has only ever released one game, Marvel Rivals, and that video totally isn't several decades old.
You do realize software companies come up with patents and algorithms all the time but don't utilize them across their whole lineup of products, right? Surely you don't think something like a RLE algorithm for DOS is still used by Microsoft today.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 10:34:05 PM
No.535098818
>>535098909
>>535098418
>such a mongoloid zoomer he doesn't even know what clickbait is when it stares him in the face
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 10:34:54 PM
No.535098909
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 10:35:13 PM
No.535098937
>>535097056
There's nothing gay about it. It's super straight to teamup with your Adambro and correct a divebuck or angsty white/aisan women
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 10:35:53 PM
No.535099012
>>535099345
>>535099750
EOMM in this game is so bad you even the general matches you with anons with the most dogshit opinions and actual netease shills to reply to your posts
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 10:39:00 PM
No.535099345
>>535099479
>>535099012
You fucked up this post so bad, I have no idea what you're trying to say.
literally everything about the game is built around engagement
>occasional bot matches for free wins
>boosted elo on wins in competitive
>frequent rank resets
>time limited battle passes and mini battle passes
>limited seasonal rank rewards
>chrono shields
>on top of all this, netease have published research on EOMM, and given presentations on the topic
but the game uses regular old matchmaking, apparently
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 10:40:08 PM
No.535099463
>>535098484
the game can recognize when players are going on hot and cold streaks and will group them accordingly
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 10:40:15 PM
No.535099479
>>535099345
English-to-Chinese google translate servers slow today?
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 10:40:47 PM
No.535099547
>>535098640
No, its zoomers and third worlders that makes the EOMM work.
It's just like immigration, makes your life harder to keep you on the fucking daily grind harder trying to work harder to get a bit of money, it's engagement on the society level.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 10:43:02 PM
No.535099750
>>535099012
>tries to call EOMM discussion opinions
fucking lol.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 10:43:14 PM
No.535099768
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 10:43:24 PM
No.535099789
>>535101158
>>535101269
Magik? Only fucks asian women.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 10:43:56 PM
No.535099842
>>535099978
>>535098484
>Why do people think this game is EOMM? There is just a fucking POOL of "MMR Assassins" that the match maker picks when it wants you lose. That is such insane tin foil hat shit to believe. Like literal flat earther tier conspiracy.
Bad and frustrated players always look for something to blame.
They unironically thinks there is a system that
>knows exactly how good someone is when they stack and solo
>knows exactly what heroes they will pick and play in an upcoming match
>knows their mental state, including if they're tilted or in a bad mood
>knows if they will be in a groove or not that day
>knows what bans, allied hero picks and enemy picks will set said player off
>can with extreme precision create two teams that will guarantee one team loses
>will always have a pool of designated "winners" and "losers" to pick from that also allows it to guarantee a loss/win for the respective teams
and then
>intentionally makes very specific people, not everyone, forcefully lose with nothing they can do to win
>not just forcing them to lose, but go on big loss streaks
>somehow, this is supposed to make them want to play the game more, universally everyone is driven to play more when they lose a lot(?)
>it's for some reason not used in QP (since why do that when you have such a powerful system in place?)
while then ignoring
>if the system makes them lose, it also gives them tons of free wins, but this they're cool with
All this instead of the simple answer
>the matchmaking system is just very poorly designed combined with stacks, which creates very random and inconsistent teams
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 10:44:01 PM
No.535099853
>>535101430
>>535103293
devs know
kek
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 10:44:39 PM
No.535099908
>>535099978
>>535099360
Yet the presentation on EOMM mentions none of those things with the exception of the bot matches.
>>535099842
>>535099908
It's literally used in QP this is why you have bot matches.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 10:47:39 PM
No.535100650
>>535101561
>>535101698
>>535099978
>It's literally used in QP this is why you have bot matches.
Except that doesn't make sense. If you have such a powerful system that can outright control which teams loses and wins, there is absolutely no need or reason to use bots.
If you wanted people that lose to get easy wins, you just use the supposed EOMM system to make them win, just like in ranked.
In fact it would be even easier to do in QP, since the QP player pool is much larger.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 10:50:47 PM
No.535100959
>>535101148
Is it even possible to lose to bots?
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 10:51:05 PM
No.535100996
>>535099978
>lose a few games
>game gives you a free win
>eomm
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 10:52:16 PM
No.535101110
>>535099360
>literally everything about the game is built around engagement
All live service games focus on retention, no shit. Point me to a live service game that doesn't.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 10:52:30 PM
No.535101137
>>535101340
>>535105957
>>535098640
>zoomers
obsessed
>>535100959
I almost did once because both our healers sucked so much they died to the bot magik constantly so the rest of us got whittled to death until the final part of the dracula map (us defending) and our venom said "Can you healers stop fucking dying and do your job" and we managed to win
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 10:52:43 PM
No.535101158
>>535099789
Only gets fucked by dark men*
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 10:53:43 PM
No.535101269
>>535105786
>>535099789
If I dress up like a dainty asian girl would she peg me with her demonic cock
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 10:54:16 PM
No.535101324
>>535102289
>>535099978
How can you tell if youβre against bots
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 10:54:23 PM
No.535101340
>>535105957
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 10:55:14 PM
No.535101430
>>535099853
Finally I can call divechuds a bunch of incels and use the top emojii against them.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 10:55:21 PM
No.535101446
>>535099978
>motte_and_bailey.txt
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 10:56:22 PM
No.535101561
>>535102927
>>535100650
Because using bots eliminates external uncontrollable factors that might result in a loss for what should be a steamroll win to prevent churn. Look at
>>535101148 for example if it was against real players they would've definitely lost that win designated game because their supports are that bad. Bots prevent factors like that from messing up the intended outcome
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 10:56:53 PM
No.535101619
>>535102915
>>535101148
>Literal bot match
>still can't turn around and kill someone diving your healer
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 10:57:40 PM
No.535101698
>>535103263
>>535100650
logically it makes the most sense to use bots for eomm since it doesnt hand anyone a loss. you just cant use them in ranked because that would fuck the integrity of the (already fucked) rank system. otherwise I'm sure they'd use them there too if they could disguise them well enough
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 10:59:01 PM
No.535101843
>>535102183
>>535101148
>I almost did once because both our healers sucked
Chances are your healers were bots too. In stealth bot games two of your teammates are bots as well and they always fill to what the game thinks the team needs.
>play tank
>push enemy while my team are next to me
>get raped because i have 6 people beaming me with no heals or help
>die
>wtf
>turn around to see my team 50 miles away holding each other's hands instead of doing literally fucking anything
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:00:56 PM
No.535102068
>>535101857
This is why Mag is S tier btw
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:02:07 PM
No.535102183
>>535101843
desu desu senpai senpai, my bot healers are usually better than a good portion of the real healers I get in qp
>>535101857
If EOMM doesn't exist then please explain why the situation where the enemy team is hyper coordinated meta 2-2-2 while I'm solo tanking with Moon Knight and Jeff is so common.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:03:14 PM
No.535102289
>>535101324
>If you check the levels before the game starts they are all low levels sub lvl 20
>Generic names, the most common names being formatted in Pascal Casing.
>Bots only wear the default skin
>Bots are never lord characters
https://youtu.be/EKxwaKFL3co
EOMM believers...what do we blame next?
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:04:54 PM
No.535102472
>>535103083
>>535102346
Is that a hecking youtube video citing a twitter screencap? I'm fuckin SOLD, eomm believers BTFO
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:06:00 PM
No.535102585
>>535101857
>get raped because i have 6 people beaming me with no heals or help
YOU ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO DO THIS. You are not that guy. You have a bit more HP than a dps but you cannot 1v6. If the enemy team is focused entirely on you thats actually not good for you. Play safer and try to split aggro with your teammates.
t. tankchud
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:06:01 PM
No.535102590
EOMMfags lost, BTFO'd by the Devs.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:08:33 PM
No.535102874
>>535103707
>>535104205
>>535102346
I understand the idea of "easy explanations" for losses however believing that a company wouldn't implement the thing that gives them the best shot of retaining players is just straight denial. Of course they will act in their own self interest, and if their self interest is EOMM of course they will use that. And if lying about using it is in their best interest, of course they will lie and gaslight about it.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:08:48 PM
No.535102915
>>535101619
And deny people learning healers what they will have to deal with all the time?
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:08:56 PM
No.535102927
>>535119548
>>535101561
If we pretend that's true, that by default means the system isn't that powerful and matches aren't unwinnable or unlosable. Which basically makes the system useless anyway.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:09:23 PM
No.535102968
>>535103287
>>535101857
If you're getting beamed by 6 people no amount of healing in the world will save you except for a support ult
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:09:31 PM
No.535102984
>>535102198
I bet they aren't that coordinated
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:10:25 PM
No.535103083
>>535102472
He helps many people getting good at the game, he has credibility no matter how hard you try to downplay the video as "reacting to twitter screencap"
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:12:13 PM
No.535103263
>>535103485
>>535104065
>>535101698
>logically it makes the most sense to use bots for eomm since it doesnt hand anyone a loss. you just cant use them in ranked because that would fuck the integrity of the (already fucked) rank system. otherwise I'm sure they'd use them there too if they could disguise them well enough
Except absolutely no one wants to fight bots in QP or Ranked. No one is happy when it happens.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:12:27 PM
No.535103287
>>535102968
>dashes through entire team killing both supports
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:12:30 PM
No.535103293
>>535108556
>>535099853
I totally forgot where these emoji memes are from, anyone remember?
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:12:45 PM
No.535103317
>>535102346
The fundamental problem at this point isn't even that it exists or not. The well has been poisoned and people on both sides will keep fighting no matter what the devs do.
What we need is Resource Rumble to stop talking about this shit for a week.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:12:46 PM
No.535103320
>>535102198
Because sometimes you get paired up with high ranked comp people in qp, and sometimes those same players might be playing in a stack.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:14:17 PM
No.535103485
>>535103263
>Except absolutely no one wants to fight bots in QP
I do. In fact I miss them, I haven't had a bot match since somewhere between season 2 and season 2.5.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:16:18 PM
No.535103707
>>535103995
>>535102874
Exactly. netease is a game dev that makes mobile games and very addicting ones at that. It would be foolish to not want to manipulate players to spend more time playing their games. More time playing after a certain threshold just means they're more likely going to spend the big bucks on the game. if there's a way to make money, it's going to be in the game. it's like trusting Open AI or any company that they aren't selling your data. Why woudn't they sell it? The fines they get when getting caught will be worth it compared to the money they make from selling it.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:16:29 PM
No.535103731
>>535105089
>>535102198
>then please explain why the situation
It literally is browns complaining about EOMM huh
What is with some tank players having like no self preservation instinct? I play a lot and realize the situations that might cause my death instantly as far as positioning. There are so many deadly chokes on these maps that you need to carefully take. Saw one tank literally run around the corner into a choke that had a 3 dps lineup on the other end including squirrel girl. He instantly evaporated and our healers weren't around. Like there is so much deadly shit in this game that you have to wonder how people even develop like this. I learned real quick that as a tank, all 6 enemies looking at you means death. A lot of healers primary fires also double as their heal so they aren't missing much time by shooting you if you are the only thing in target range.
Favorite Marvel panels or comics?
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:18:53 PM
No.535103995
>>535103707
if it's in netease's best interest to retain players and they haven't been then why would they not switch matchmaking systems if they started with eomm? if you think they would lie about eomm couldn't they just keep lying and say they switched to a more traditional system? your arguments for eomm existing still don't make any sense. BTFO'D
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:19:21 PM
No.535104048
I wish I was good at Blade.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:19:31 PM
No.535104065
>>535104229
>>535103263
happy? the goal is to prevent churn.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:20:07 PM
No.535104123
>>535104446
>>535103791
>What is with some tank players having like no self preservation instinct?
I ask this all the time. I have a friend I play with and he mains The Thing when he plays tank, all he does is push, push, push until he's dead and it's so annoying because he still ends up with MVP / SVP at the end even though his deaths are so high.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:20:48 PM
No.535104205
>>535102874
>however believing that a company wouldn't implement the thing that gives them the best shot of retaining players is just straight denial.
Nigger, you haven't proved anything. I would hate to see you on a jury because you would make your judgement based on your gut instinct instead of the facts.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:20:59 PM
No.535104229
>>535104570
>>535104065
Anon, if people don't enjoy playing they will quit.
I flat out stopped playing the game for 2 months because of bots and rank reset. I only came back to test Blade, but he sucked shit.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:21:45 PM
No.535104326
>>535103791
Some people play tank not because they want to tank for their team but because they want things to move forward and to act instead of waiting. A big beefy character is better for that than a DPS made of paper.
So they end up playing the class wrong, because it's not about positioning, helping, taking up space they just think their job is to press W and everything will be fine as long as their team is behind them.
Which is dead wrong and gets them back to spawn in a hurry but learning from your mistakes is hard when you're an impation moron.
t. that's me.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:22:48 PM
No.535104439
>>535103791
Me tank. Not enough healing.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:22:52 PM
No.535104446
>>535104739
>>535104123
I hate MVP SVP in this game because it credits people are could also be shit. Like it doesn't factor in getting lucky. I am also pretty sure the formula is bugged as fuck for some characters. Sometimes I feel like I am playing my ass off as certain tanks and I still don't get MVP so I stopped caring about it when I realized that certain characters are basically MVP farmers(Ultron).
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:23:58 PM
No.535104570
>>535105437
>>535104229
anecdotal. their research, if you read it, shows people quit after long, drawn out matches, and too many losses. bot matches don't do any of those things. they're usually quick, free wins
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:25:31 PM
No.535104739
>>535104446
I find it's near impossible not to get mvp on a character like Rocket if you don't just healbot. So throwing out some bullets to do damage, secure a kill, wear down a tank or barrier will net you mvp on Rocket which is quite funny. Probably why Jeff tends to get it so much too, as his piss stream does damage and heals so he farms elims and final hits.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:25:36 PM
No.535104745
>>535105154
>>535103918
Seriously, I haven't read anything since Gwenpool's first run. Is this worth a read?
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:25:51 PM
No.535104770
>>535105001
>>535105567
Have you accepted the truth, bros? Better to wake up to reality vs living in cope.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:27:46 PM
No.535104976
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:28:06 PM
No.535105001
>>535104770
Good players don't shit their diapers about a matchmaking boogeyman, they just play the game.
The only people regularly bitching about EOMM are faggots who spend more time on reddit than playing the actual game
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:28:53 PM
No.535105089
>>535103731
>explain why the situation(...)is so common
this is a normal english sentence
using "where" over "in which" or just making a clunky composite statement like that are things that english speakers do regularly, its common parlance
common eslisms usually include swapping adverbs or structuring the sentence incorrectly, none of that applies here
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:29:34 PM
No.535105154
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:32:24 PM
No.535105437
>>535105880
>>535104570
>anecdotal. their research, if you read it, shows people quit after long, drawn out matches, and too many losses. bot matches don't do any of those things. they're usually quick, free wins
People quit for a lot of different reasons.
You're also victim of confirmation bias, which taints anything you think or say. Making discussion irrelevant.
There is no "EOMM"
Tha matchmaker is just plain bad, its that simple
Quickplay just matches randomly
Ranked is completely fucked because they make it so people can climb on insanely low win rates plus the frequent resets, making comp games feel just as random as quickplay
You could get little Timmy on your team in diamond, he has all the time in the world to play, and climbed to diamond with a 40% win rate over 400 matches
Meanwhile the enemy team gets ExOWPro#321 who was OAA last season but hasn't played since so his rank is still low
Its all semantics whether or not you consider this "EOMM"
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:33:38 PM
No.535105567
>>535104770
I find it weird how when people go on a crazy win streak theyre just that good but when they go on a losing streak suddenly there has to be some sort of system pulling the strings.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:35:42 PM
No.535105786
>>535101269
you talk like a sissy so yes
>>535103918
he looks like a dog
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:36:01 PM
No.535105824
>>535106156
-Add placement matches.
-Get rid of the seven rank drop and make it two.
That's it.
EOMM or not, it's not going make the general playerbase better. No you will not suddenly get Duelist players who peel or games that are close and balanced. The playerbase is awful and has too much ego.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:36:24 PM
No.535105865
>>535106158
>>535105536
But the matchmaking systems also doesn't stop you from having that "ExOWPro#321" to be on your team as well. This is like blaming smurfs acc for your losses all over again.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:36:35 PM
No.535105880
>>535107052
>>535105437
I'm just citing published research, anon. If you are just going to dismiss it because it doesn't fit your narrative then I think you are the one who is making discussion irrelevant
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:37:12 PM
No.535105957
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:37:26 PM
No.535105980
>>535106302
You suck, you're not good and you never will be as long as you keep blaming "EOMM". You're not white.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:39:08 PM
No.535106156
>>535107280
>>535105824
>No you will not suddenly get Duelist players who peel or games that are close and balanced.
But this is not the duelist problem...moat of the time it was actually healers who are forced to flex as duelist.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:39:09 PM
No.535106158
>>535106597
>>535105865
True, if you are good enough you'll climb
But this kind of shit lowers the match quality to abysmal levels, and the chinks show no signs of addressing it
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:40:43 PM
No.535106302
>>535107686
>>535105980
Yeah keep talking shit and denying EOMM bitch. Get that ass banned faggot.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:43:46 PM
No.535106597
>>535106158
>match quality to abysmal levels
Come on, now...who cares? Most of the player base play this game on the weekends and to olay as their favorite superhero. Not all players play this game competitively even in ranked.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:48:28 PM
No.535107052
>>535107685
>>535105880
Here's the difference between you and me. You suffer from confirmation bias, where your goal is to prove that X exists.
I only care about truth and question everything.
Someone suffering from confirmation bias is incapable of looking at things objectively.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:50:52 PM
No.535107280
>>535106156
>it was actually healers who are forced to flex as duelist.
There's no such thing as being forced to flex as a Duelist, if it happens it's rare. Duelist players peel as much as supports peel for each other. Never.
>it has to be this ultra complex and hyper advanced system no other game has ever used!
>it can't simply be that the matchmaking system is shit
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:51:36 PM
No.535107358
>>535107282
or
>it has to be the shitty matchmaking! I am not this bad!
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:52:31 PM
No.535107451
>>535107872
>>535108694
>>535107282
Y'know now that I think about it, I don't think I've heard of people speak about a game they'd compliment for it's matchmaking.
Seriously do you anons know any because I am looking to branch out a bit.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:54:59 PM
No.535107685
>>535108524
>>535107052
>rejects published research simply because it doesnt fit his narrative
>uses anecdotes to support his argument
>"You suffer from confirmation bias, but I am totally objective"
lmao. ok. This will be your last (You) from me.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:55:00 PM
No.535107686
>>535106302
eommGOD i kneelβ¦β¦β¦.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:55:17 PM
No.535107718
>>535105536
>You could get little Timmy on your team in diamond, he has all the time in the world to play, and climbed to diamond with a 40% win rate over 400 matches
>Meanwhile the enemy team gets ExOWPro#321 who was OAA last season but hasn't played since so his rank is still low
1. nothing is stopping this from happening the other way around
2. this has happened in every online game to ever exist and youre a dumb fuck
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:56:53 PM
No.535107872
>>535108143
>>535107451
I liked titanfall 2 because it let you queue up for a bunch of different game modes at once.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:57:10 PM
No.535107905
>>535108047
>>535124214
Can this EOMM talk just stop already, it's a stalemate. Even if the devs were to directly say there's no EOMM and why it wouldn't change anyone's mind, I'm tired of seeing this same argument every thread.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:58:52 PM
No.535108047
>>535107905
It's the games fault I am Bronze, not mine and you need to understand this!
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:59:48 PM
No.535108143
>>535107872
I never played anything but that mode with the troops to farm for your mech depsite queuing for everything
Wingman my beloved...
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:01:41 AM
No.535108328
>>535108705
>>535113716
>>535088854
let it go nigga enough of your redditoid argument logic
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:03:32 AM
No.535108524
>>535107685
Anon, you literally prove me right with every single post.
You choose to only look at data that aligns with what you already believe. You don't question things. You're not critical of anything.
For instance, you cherrypick partial out of context statements not even painting the full picture (which btw, that presentation doesn't even show)
>shows people quit after long, drawn out matches, and too many losses
You then insert something you flat out pulled from your ass because it aligns with your confirmation bias
>bot matches don't do any of those things. they're usually quick, free wins
while completely dismissing the idea that people do not like fighting bots when playing QP. Even just a single day on /mrg/ would've taught you this, let alone other communities and social media.
So not only did you insert something because of cognitive bias, you're plugging your ears due to cognitive bias.
Now at the same time you claim you are not biased. Which frankly isn't too surprising, since biased people rarely are aware of it.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:03:53 AM
No.535108556
>>535108854
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:05:07 AM
No.535108694
>>535107451
>Y'know now that I think about it, I don't think I've heard of people speak about a game they'd compliment for it's matchmaking.
Dota 2, mostly because it allows you to actually play ranked in 100% solo mode (no stacks).
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:05:09 AM
No.535108705
>>535113716
>>535088854
>>535108328
>still refuses to share rank
ironic, they'd sooner reverse her Season 2.5 nerfs that you're so obsessed about than you'd stop sidestepping the question every time with "um ackshually the ranks in the game are poopoo and don't count so I won't say how bad I am at the game" instead of just saying it once and being done with it
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:06:38 AM
No.535108854
>>535108556
na that's also the meme recreation
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:06:51 AM
No.535108873
>>535109275
The general arguing about EOMM is actually when it's at it's best. At least I don't have to see shipping and cuck shit.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:07:17 AM
No.535108907
>>535105536
It's still an engagement system just more simple you don't need anything else. Just make this chaos of shitters and pros and this happens. It's still bad matchmaking it's like trannies in women sports but trannies here are the shitters.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:08:20 AM
No.535109000
Iβve seen people complain about boring braindead winstreaks, like six or seven quick stomps in a row, but I guess we just have to pretend that doesnβt happen
>>535108873
Blade is going to breed all the white and Asian women in this game and there is nothing you can do about it.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:11:31 AM
No.535109318
Yes I only play these heroes
No, I will not swap
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:11:34 AM
No.535109326
>>535109172
No aliens in area 51? Sheeet lets go home bros....
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:12:03 AM
No.535109362
>>535109498
>>535109275
Blade is a gay bottom
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:12:14 AM
No.535109381
>>535109275
whatever you say pablo
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:13:07 AM
No.535109474
>>535099360
Also every rank before diamond give you more points per win, than loss.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:13:19 AM
No.535109498
>>535109362
Based and true.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:13:34 AM
No.535109526
>>535109172
Without how incompetent this game has been maintained and run, I doubt it would use something as intricate as EOMM.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:13:53 AM
No.535109556
>>535111501
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:15:17 AM
No.535109696
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:15:37 AM
No.535109743
>>535109275
>Blade is going to breed all the white and Asian women in this game and there is nothing you can do about it.
Not with his shitty damage he ain't. You need big dick damage for that.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:15:38 AM
No.535109748
>>535110126
>>535109172
>devs have been completely straightforward about literally everything
>listen to community feedback and go as far as getting them involved
>give you a statement about matchmaking
>you seethe and cry because THIS TIME FOR SURE THEY'RE LYING
I despise China and yet you're a bigger faggot than they are at the moment.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:17:53 AM
No.535109984
Why isn't this shit? My account is public
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:19:07 AM
No.535110126
>>535109748
are you retarded? I said itβs a good thing!
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:21:30 AM
No.535110356
>>535065715
>tfw I capitalize Black while owning the chuds
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:26:54 AM
No.535110924
>>535068961
It's amazing nobody stomped on Kissinger's balls for not taking the deal.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:31:22 AM
No.535111373
>>535111712
>>535069053
Capitalizing Asian is correct because Asia is a continent. But if they're capitalizing black, 100% of the time this means you're talking to a weirdo activist cuck. Similarly, capitalizing white implies a neo-nazi.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:32:33 AM
No.535111501
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:33:40 AM
No.535111616
>>535070113
He still has the second coolest sunglasses in all of fiction.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:34:31 AM
No.535111712
>>535111373
Not really. You can capitalize all of them if youβre referring to a race at this point, but it has to be all of them or none of them. The issue arises when they do it for everything except white, thatβs how you know they harbor degenerate worldviews like this lowlife
>>535065715
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:37:57 AM
No.535112095
>>535075415
No that would be you. Bot matches are part of it.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:39:11 AM
No.535112236
>>535091880
itβs incredible how that shit brained reared canβt help but expose himself no matter where he goes lmao
>>535093747
he was never going to do that heβs an exaggerative faggot as always
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:45:33 AM
No.535112884
>>535067687
Would Janet Van Dyke REALLY design this
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:46:30 AM
No.535112996
>>535069053
Whites have burned an eternal memetic wound into the subconscious of every Black person in existence.
They will never not seethe and be spiteful at every opportunity.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:48:10 AM
No.535113168
>>535080130
>I don't make the rules, I just agree with it
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:53:22 AM
No.535113716
>>535108328
>>535108705
>Schizo posting because your insta delete cope got btfo again
I saw you wave the white flag the first time KEK
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:55:02 AM
No.535113919
>>535087767
Didn't she get her powers from using spiked heroin? She's gross bro.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:01:35 AM
No.535114586
>>535091532
No that is EOMM.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:06:17 AM
No.535115043
>>535093313
>Dagger can achieve that same mom bod Sue has just get her pregnant
Tyrone will handle that to save you even more time.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:17:34 AM
No.535116116
>>535116285
>>535098484
No it's not. Flat earth literally breaks the laws of physics. The earth can not be flat. EOMM is entirely possible, exists, was tested in at least one Netease game and there is exactly zero evidence it isn't used in Marvel Rivals. You people's entire argument boils down to ad hominems about rank (in the very same rigged rank system you're defending) and your belief that Chinese freemium mobile game companies can never lie. YOU are the flat earther.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:19:12 AM
No.535116285
>>535124752
>>535116116
They've said it isn't and the matchmaker pretty clearly doesn't use it.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:22:13 AM
No.535116562
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:52:01 AM
No.535119548
>>535102927
>unwinnable or unlosable
Here is the classic EOMM denier goalpost moving. Nobody is saying the system is absolutely perfect and unbeatable. A boxer can still lose with barbed wire in his gloves. It's still cheating/rigging even when it fails. By your definition, cheating is categorically impossible outside of a few easily predicted games. You should really take this amazing discovery of yours to the IOC lol. Steroids are cool.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:02:56 AM
No.535120664
>>535121068
>>535103918
When did the Hulk lose his neck and get Grinch eyebrows?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:06:25 AM
No.535121068
>>535120664
In a 2003 comic called Hulk: Gray. One of the Hulk's best runs.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:31:23 AM
No.535123694
>>535107282
It doesn't need to be advanced at all. Just put a bunch of higher winrate players on one team and lower on the other.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:37:10 AM
No.535124214
>>535107905
It's not a stalemate at all. You have no evidence whatsoever that Rivals uses SBMM. We have circumstantial evidence that it uses EOMM. The real smoking gun evidence is sitting on servers at Netease and will never be seen because rigging games looks bad.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:42:40 AM
No.535124752
>>535116285
God said the earth is flat bro it's totally flat.