Anonymous
8/13/2025, 8:03:41 AM
No.535027898
>>535030249
>>535032329
/utg/ - Undertale/Deltarune General
Are we all in accord that the missing piece of the prophecy spells the sealing of Castle Town? Not to mention that it's named after the player, so it's very likely what Angel's Heaven is supposed to be.
This would also fall in line with both Susie and Ralsei's reactions; one knows that he's gonna stop existing soon and thus considers himself a means to an end, trying to depersonalize himself as a coping mechanism, while the other does not want to lose her dear friends and will try to find another way no matter how much she'd have to bleed for it.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 8:06:05 AM
No.535028039
>>535032447
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 8:06:39 AM
No.535028068
>>535028273
>>535027997
No honestly I don't think Susie would have such a visceral reaction to that alone
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 8:06:40 AM
No.535028070
Pippins CUTE!!!!
Am I insane or does this need to mean something? Pink and yellow + looks like the tail of hell/catpetterz cats.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 8:07:28 AM
No.535028115
>>535028273
>>535027997
this artist fucking obsessed wiht asriel/ralsei
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 8:08:01 AM
No.535028145
>>535028109
The worm is pink and green
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 8:08:11 AM
No.535028160
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 8:08:12 AM
No.535028161
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 8:08:13 AM
No.535028162
>>535028109
that's green, not yellow
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 8:08:20 AM
No.535028167
>>535028197
>>535028574
This reminds me of the forgotten man.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 8:08:55 AM
No.535028197
>>535028574
>>535028167
Ralsei's autobiography
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 8:10:08 AM
No.535028273
>>535028418
>>535028948
>>535028115
>>535027997
>>535028068
You donβt seal it. You banish it.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 8:10:13 AM
No.535028281
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 8:10:47 AM
No.535028325
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 8:12:31 AM
No.535028418
>>535028580
>>535029492
>>535028273
What would banishment mean in this context
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 8:12:31 AM
No.535028419
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 8:15:04 AM
No.535028574
>>535028904
>>535028197
>>535028167
Papyrus and Ralsei are twins who use their sweetness to manipulate you.
Also, is Sans forgetting Papyrus by every passing chapter?
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 8:15:18 AM
No.535028580
>>535029492
>>535028418
Sealing implies it can be reopened
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 8:18:11 AM
No.535028754
Could the holiday mansion be a possible dark world? It would be super lore heavy and could be Christmas themed
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 8:18:26 AM
No.535028772
fat fuck
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 8:18:52 AM
No.535028798
>>535028717
I am ambivalent to TV.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 8:20:28 AM
No.535028898
>>535029569
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 8:20:29 AM
No.535028904
>>535028574
>to manipulate you.
Papyrus got his ass beat by a talking flower and tries his damnedest to turn you off genocide even if it means his death and is the only character that will never kill you
he's not manipulative, he's just like that
Ralsei's probably the same way except his talking flower is a cat
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 8:21:17 AM
No.535028948
>>535030030
>>535028273
Yeah I fucking know what you said I still don't agree
It would need to be specifically phrased as, say, Susie killing Ralsei for Susie's immediate, violent reaction to fit. If the prophecy were just "Castle town is banished" Susie's slow ass would need at least a minute to process what that means and by then she'd have cooled off somewhat. And frankly losing castle town shouldn't upset her very much at this point, there hasn't been enough time for her to have built that kind of emotional connection. It's only been long enough for the implication that she would kill Ralsei to reasonably upset her that much.
And I'm not sure how well that all would fit with the "and obviously YOU wouldn't let that happen" line from Susie to Ralsei. It's a bit awkward. "I know YOU wouldn't let yourself get killed by me," like, what, is she going for a powerscaling angle
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 8:24:48 AM
No.535029148
>>535032149
A quick sketch based on the idea of a pippins originating from a different dark world because of a conversation that happened here a little while ago
I wanna come back to this guy later and color him because I had a cool idea for the suit and then keep drawing more of these fucks
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 8:26:36 AM
No.535029260
>>535027997
I still think it's Susie having to kill Kris. "The human cage the girl must slay" or something similar. Not much else, even her own death, would drive her to such despair - if it was just the Fun Gang members heroically sacrificing themselves, I think she could accept that. And there are several reasons it could reasonably happen: Kris betraying the other heroes, us needing a new vessel, Susie using the human SOUL to become Susiezilla.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 8:30:39 AM
No.535029492
>>535059929
>>535028418
>>535028580
Pay attention. Pay attention.
Listen to what needs your attention.
>THEY SAY WHEN TWO TRUE LOVERS STAND SIDE BY SIDE HERE...
>The cage and the girl shall venture here
>OH, OH, TENNA TOLD ME TO WAIT HERE AT LOVER'S PEAK...
>The heroes stand at worldβs peak
>THE RAINBOWED BRIDGE TO ATLANTIS WILL APPEAR.
Their love is the pathway to Heaven.
>BUT... I DON'T THINK ANYONE'S COMING HERE FOR ME...
I forget. Who is the NPC that said this in chapter 3, at Tennaβs second board?
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 8:31:38 AM
No.535029545
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 8:32:00 AM
No.535029569
>>535028898
Kris would rather die than wear these clothes
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 8:32:05 AM
No.535029578
guys... dont do it
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 8:32:13 AM
No.535029585
>>535029626
My name is Ralsei
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 8:33:03 AM
No.535029626
>>535029646
>>535029585
I made the mimic
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 8:33:32 AM
No.535029646
>>535029626
it was difficult to put the pieces together
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 8:33:38 AM
No.535029650
Good night /utg/, hope you all have comfy dreams of fave and get to make the most of tomorrow.
I love Chara
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 8:36:54 AM
No.535029847
i liked some of the underfell redesigns
Hell, i even liked swapfell red designs
is it genuinely over for me
i kinda started liking edgy stuff recently
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 8:39:41 AM
No.535030024
Shadowguys would probably look pretty fucking scary standing at the end of a dark hallway.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 8:39:50 AM
No.535030030
>>535028948
The main reason why she says this to Ralsei is because she canβt see why Ralsei will let her and her lover die. Especially when sheβs only of his only friends.
One of the only good promises given to her by the prophecy is accursed. Where she is in the position of dying no matter what. With Kris and Ralsei being able to avoid it.
If Kris declares her, his life will be fully given away for her.
Marvelous love no betrayal can ever overcome. The greatest misfortune being the greatest of blessings. When they say, I do, Kris has thrown away all loyalties to her.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 8:43:57 AM
No.535030249
>>535031332
>>535027898 (OP)
Who's the artist? Can't read that watermark at all
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 8:48:28 AM
No.535030479
>>535030525
Now that Hussie and Toby are working together again does this mean Noelle and Kris are friends again?
>>535030479
I think we made them friends again in Ch 2 if you play nice. I get the vibe the both of them would like that.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 8:49:57 AM
No.535030547
>>535030626
>>535030525
Noelle if she thumb
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 8:51:28 AM
No.535030626
>>535053586
>>535030547
Bowling pin head Noelle is one of my favorite takes on her. Really the dork has quickly grown on me in the past few chapters we've seen her.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 8:52:05 AM
No.535030650
Why are they like this.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 8:52:59 AM
No.535030687
>>535030783
>>535030525
It's was all a dream
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 8:53:36 AM
No.535030717
>>535030783
>>535030525
Does weaver like chapter 3 and 4.
Is he still alive.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 8:55:11 AM
No.535030783
>>535030687
FUCK YOU'RE RIGHT.
>>535030717
He still lives. I know he still draws stuff and posts it on his social medias. He's had some rough shit happen to him in the timespan between chapter 2 to right now.
I wouldn't be surprised if he's drawn shit related to ch 3 and 4, but is refraining from posting it for a bit.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 8:55:47 AM
No.535030817
>>535030874
>>535033141
Has anyone ever compared the similarities between Duskmon and the Roaring Knight?
If you don't know him
>In Digimon Frontiers the characters can transform into Digimon instead of having a partner
>There is Real World and a Digital World.
>Koichi can transform into Duskmon, element of darkness in the Digital World.
>Koichi is Koji's twin brother, this one has the element of light
>One of the plot twists is that, while Koji and the other protagonists physically arrived in the digital world, Koichi fell down the stairs and only his consciousness arrived there; his physical body is in a coma in a hospital.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 8:57:06 AM
No.535030874
>>535033141
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 9:00:30 AM
No.535031048
>>535031126
>>535031354
>i love kr-
kris' honest reaction:
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 9:01:38 AM
No.535031126
>>535031048
I'm still impressed from that hockey puck throw from under the bed, knocked our asses out cold.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 9:05:19 AM
No.535031332
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 9:05:37 AM
No.535031350
>>535031479
>>535032941
Choose one
>mtf trans Ralsei
>ftm trans Dess
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 9:05:42 AM
No.535031354
>>535032428
>>535031048
always knew i'd be in an abusive relationship but never thought i'd be the victim
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 9:07:57 AM
No.535031479
>>535031627
>>535031350
double it and give it to the next person
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 9:10:43 AM
No.535031616
I had a dream last night that the new villain for Chapter 5 was a variation of Spamton. He resembled his NEO look but more robotic with screws and gears including his eyes. Weirdly enough he talked quite normally. It was also in a dark room. That's all I remember
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 9:11:01 AM
No.535031627
>>535031928
>>535031479
>ftm trans asgore
>mtf trans alphys
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 9:17:16 AM
No.535031928
>>535032386
>>535031627
double it and give it to the next person
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 9:20:11 AM
No.535032069
>>535028717
I luv TV with my whole heart
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 9:21:41 AM
No.535032149
>>535029148
Ooh he stylin
Waitβ¦. I think I know how chapter 5 is going to be like. The dark world will start at Flower King and you expect something more formulaic like chapter 1 and 2 again, and reach Asgore to the end to fight him.
But insteadβ¦ he leaves the flower shop from the back door, stores his plants to the back of his truck and drives off to the festival. With all of them fully intending to make a dark world just to be done so the Dreemurrs canβt claim heβs insane.
Asriel, Ralsei, and Toriel will be screaming internally as they run with Kris to the festival.
When you reach to the festival on the option of going with Berdly, Berdly will ask, βwhere were you?β
This will be the real light world segment with Asriel and Toriel going around people, looking for Asgore, scared that heβs going to make a dark fountain there.
However, in their run of going after Asgore, theyβve left the flower shop dark world open (likely due to it being aged, and much harder to put out, hint, hint) and it allows Darkners nearby (Jevil, Spamton) to roam out in home town, giving a chance for the knight to be there with all of her strength. Ralsei gets out of the dark world too, realizing that the balance is almost falling apart and heβs worried about this βis the roaring already here?β
In the middle of Asgore presenting all of his lovely flowers to the people, and praises he has of their quality, asking his secret, he shows them the black shard and explains how he found it. The crowd is wowed by his story, of the dark worlds, and how the flowers tell him everything, including the flowers he has given to them in the past. And Noelle is one of these people, watching her father in poor health. And she decides to make a dark world to try to save his life, using what she remembered from Queen and realizing that her dream was real.
Now, the rising Darkners, seeing this fountain opened with far more determination than the rest, go inside and cause chaos. And the knight watches them.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 9:25:35 AM
No.535032329
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 9:26:36 AM
No.535032386
>>535041832
>>535031928
>ftm trans berdly
>mtf trans noelle
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 9:26:39 AM
No.535032387
john mantles orange tongue
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 9:27:23 AM
No.535032428
>>535032754
>>535031354
i always was thinking that soul/player x kris is abusive relationship, lol
>but never thought i'd be the victim
snowgrave
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 9:27:37 AM
No.535032447
>>535028039
cyooooooooooot!
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 9:27:51 AM
No.535032459
>>535028717
I dedicate all my love and attention to TV, I need to cheer up a glooby Tenna like in the pic
>>535032405
How many people are even aware of this ritual poster? I never see anyone discuss them but everytime before the thread dies they are the last post.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 9:29:23 AM
No.535032561
>>535032492
I'm pretty sure everyone is aware of them even if it's not brought up
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 9:31:46 AM
No.535032691
>>535032564
It would be an interesting contrast if all of the characters acted exactly the same but did look like horrific monsters. Imagine this Noelle still being a scaredy cat and Kris pulling pranks on her.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 9:32:02 AM
No.535032702
>>535032492
It's a cute post that I enjoy seeing
I mention this now since you have brought it up but I don't really have opportunities to mention it otherwise
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 9:33:03 AM
No.535032754
>>535032428
i'm not familiar with snowgrave at all apart from the bits that get reposted over and over
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 9:33:08 AM
No.535032762
>>535032492
The only ritual poster I will ever like
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 9:33:19 AM
No.535032773
>>535032295
This is one of the better ideas on how Chapter 5 is actually going to be like?
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 9:34:18 AM
No.535032832
>>535032564
Making noelle cry by screaming in horror, calling her an abomination and passing out!
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 9:36:24 AM
No.535032941
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 9:36:26 AM
No.535032942
>>535033119
am i the only one that doesn't like porn made with the game?
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 9:39:28 AM
No.535033119
>>535032942
At least it ain't 3d
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 9:39:55 AM
No.535033138
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 9:40:07 AM
No.535033141
>>535030874
>>535030817
And Actually, It Was Stated That His SOUL Traveled Into The DigiWorld, Not Just His "Consciousness"
His Soul Got There, But Not His Physical Body (IT Still Being In The Real World)
https://litter.catbox.moe/i8jaagds12fxa13k.mp4
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 9:40:26 AM
No.535033154
>>535032564
>YYAAAAAOOOOOOWWWW!!!!!!
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 9:42:01 AM
No.535033236
>>535033178
Tipical MIKE turning the frogs gay
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 9:44:43 AM
No.535033367
>>535033178
What a champ, took one for the team. He ingested all the chemicals in the water and became gay so no one else had to...
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 9:46:05 AM
No.535033431
are the shadow crystals GOOD for our health?
>Jevil was holding one
>Spamton was holding one
>The roaring knight was using a sword made out of shadow crystals
>Gerson was holding one but didn't use it, he refused to
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 9:46:56 AM
No.535033473
>>535032564
>>535033368
Beasts all over hometown... You'll be one of them, sooner or later...
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 9:48:13 AM
No.535033550
>>535033778
>>535033178
It's going to get real awkward when he has to explain to them what "gay" is.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 9:48:59 AM
No.535033593
>>535033707
>>535033368
Where are you getting these anon?
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 9:51:09 AM
No.535033707
>>535033884
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 9:52:17 AM
No.535033778
>>535033817
>>535069996
>>535033550
You don't think they know what being gay is when they have steamy make out sessions at the end of every stressful shift?
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 9:52:56 AM
No.535033817
>>535033778
They don't realize that doing that is gay
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 9:53:18 AM
No.535033837
>>535033931
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 9:54:08 AM
No.535033884
>>535034346
>>535033707
Thanks for sharing anon
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 9:54:54 AM
No.535033931
>>535033837
Not gonna lie I saw the right side first and thought that was a red ass before seeing that it was a cape.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 10:02:39 AM
No.535034346
really hope there will be "horror" segment like true labs
>>535033884
huh. just wanted to past your gif
u welcome
Did covid raping the formative years of everyone born after 2002 have something to do with how puritanical the current fandom is about 'sexualising minors' or has it always been like this?
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 10:07:05 AM
No.535034578
>>535034502
Iβm β04. Covid wasnβt the cause but definitely had something to do with it.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 10:10:04 AM
No.535034728
>>535034915
>missed an entire thread of noels while sleeping
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 10:11:20 AM
No.535034802
>>535035003
Grown ass man
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 10:12:28 AM
No.535034858
Two shadowguys can make more shadowguys
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 10:13:28 AM
No.535034915
>>535034728
>an entire thread of noels
Huh? Where?!
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 10:13:55 AM
No.535034939
>>535035250
>>535035531
Part 2 of this:
>>535032295
When the darkners are inside, they take over a certain ride of the festival.
Jevil goes after the carousel. Spamton goes after the roller coaster.
They are too preoccupied by their current victims to be involved with you. Since Spamton is looking to their souls to take for his own [FREEDOM] and Jevil wants to keep playing games with all of his victims.
With the chaos being this massive, Asgore commands his flowers to defend the festival and the town. He goes back to his flower king dark world to protect what family he considers to be his only ones left, his seven flowers. Despite Noelleβs dark world being problematic, Ralsei considers Flower King a dark world that is far more destructive than he initially thought, and compares its darkness to the grand fountain.
So, in this section of the game, you always have the chance of fighting Spamton, Jevil, and other secret bosses to retrieve their items for Asgore and chapter 6. Also, Castletown has no idea about any of this, hinting at it and the bunker being safe from this destruction.
When they finally confront Asgore and he is convinced by Krisβ words, he reveals to them the location of his dark fountain.
When Ralsei inspects the fountain, he looks sad. βThereβs only one way. This fountain must be banished. Only then will this world be saved.β And he looks at Susie and Kris, they are holding hands instinctively.
Asgore, not wanting his son to die, asks what can be done. Toriel realizes that she canβt perform the sacrifice with Asgore since she completely lost her heart with him. But the Rook steps up, after a chapter of development, and takes the role. Her and Asgore exchange their heart and banish the dark world.
Flower King is no longer there. Only a hole of once it stood. And Kris is devastated about it.
The fun gang still have one more fountain to seal. They go back to the festival, and before they can seal it, the Knight appears but before she strikes-
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 10:14:06 AM
No.535034943
>>535034502
No, it didn't cause the issue, this had already been a thing many years prior. And was, dare I say, even worse around the time period right before Corona hit on the internet as a whole and not just DR.
The whining about minors has to do with a particular online culture more than anything else and it hasn't been new in a LONG time.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 10:14:22 AM
No.535034961
>>535035125
>>535034502
Covid came two decades after 2002, how could it be raping those formative years?
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 10:14:59 AM
No.535035003
>>535035314
>>535034802
Imagine a tenna so small he is smaller than a ameba. Imagine accidentally ingesting him then he grows inside you and rips you apart
You are in dark world when it happens since tenna can't be in light world.
what would happen to you? Would you be revivable with revive mint? Would anything happen to your light world version?
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 10:15:08 AM
No.535035016
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 10:17:00 AM
No.535035125
>>535034961
Anon saw a big brain term and wanted to use it
Part 3:
>>535034939
She looks at Ralsei and Asriel, strangely, remembering them. Asriel in his reaction attacks the Knight and engulfs her in flames. She survives, and her face is revealed, she is Dess.
And then something something something, the roaring happens, and everyone runs to the bunker.
To be continued in chapter 6β¦
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 10:19:13 AM
No.535035259
>>535036951
>>535035018
Anon you are going to get a virus
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 10:20:23 AM
No.535035314
>>535035578
>>535035003
Can someone sprinkle crushed revivement over your remains? Otherwise youβre permanently pulp and Tenna is irreparably traumatized
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 10:20:56 AM
No.535035342
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 10:23:59 AM
No.535035509
>>535035018
I can't have sex, I cum too fast.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 10:24:21 AM
No.535035531
>>535032295
>>535034939
>>535035250
>Asgore finally moves on from Toriel to save Krisβ life
Toby would never
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 10:24:54 AM
No.535035554
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 10:25:28 AM
No.535035578
>>535035719
>>535035314
But I would be a lighter and lighters don't die in dark world for real unless a lightner damages them
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 10:25:54 AM
No.535035603
>>535035790
>>535028717
Not enough tenna fucking Kris silly I'm afraid
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 10:26:54 AM
No.535035653
>>535027997
>Kris is Judas and Susie is Peter
Artist did their homework
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 10:28:14 AM
No.535035719
>>535035874
>>535035578
Do we know that for sure? Berdlyβs real body was heavily affected by being frozen, and thatβs far less destructive than exploding
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 10:29:47 AM
No.535035790
>>535035603
JP artists have picked up on the pairing, unsurprisingly. Tenna is so intensely obsessed with Kris I canβt even say theyβre reaching
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 10:30:07 AM
No.535035813
>>535035905
finally a good fucking thread.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 10:31:11 AM
No.535035874
>>535036057
>>535035719
But it was done by a lightner noelle
Tenna is a darkner and dark worlds are make believe
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 10:31:45 AM
No.535035905
>>535035973
>>535035813
Don't make me do something
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 10:32:18 AM
No.535035927
Walking underground underground underground
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 10:33:06 AM
No.535035973
>>535036010
>>535035905
what makes you think i want to stop you?
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 10:33:28 AM
No.535035989
>>535032295
> and reach Asgore to the end to fight him.
>But instead⦠he leaves the flower shop from the back door, stores his plants to the back of his truck and drives off to the festival.
THE KINGβS CHARIOT CANNOT BE STOPPED
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 10:33:39 AM
No.535036002
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 10:33:53 AM
No.535036010
>>535036259
>>535035973
You called my bluff, it is late and I am not actually going to do anything. Sorry for getting your hopes up
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 10:34:46 AM
No.535036057
>>535035874
Then, maybe in the light world all that happens is you throw up really hard. And the TV is mysteriously soaking wet
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 10:37:04 AM
No.535036172
>>535036216
>>535036406
HOW COME STRIPPER FUJO AND BATTAT WERE DRAWN ON THE WHITEBOARD AND NOBODY TOLD ME??
Why does Toby Fox hate Asgore so much while Toriel can be a complete fucking hag and still be happy
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 10:37:48 AM
No.535036197
>>535036174
Asgore is a chud.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 10:38:13 AM
No.535036216
>>535036172
We were saving it for a special occasion...
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 10:38:19 AM
No.535036229
>>535036521
How do we tell him?
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 10:38:50 AM
No.535036259
>>535036010
I wouldn't say i called it.
i am just the type of character to smile straight into your gun barrel as if to say "do it faggot"
for OP, i post l'fishe
>https://youtu.be/lPGipwoJiOM?list=RDlPGipwoJiOM
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 10:39:05 AM
No.535036279
>>535036320
>>535036174
She's not happy, no one who drinks that much is.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 10:40:03 AM
No.535036320
>>535039249
>>535036279
She's merrily drunk and dancing with her jerk neighbor all night. She's happy.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 10:40:22 AM
No.535036337
>>535036506
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 10:41:32 AM
No.535036406
>>535036445
>>535036172
Damn whereβs the link?
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 10:43:11 AM
No.535036506
>>535036229
This is a wild thing to see, at this point it really feels like random fucks that have never even touched wplace are just latching on the hate bandwagon just so they can 'trigger the DR libs' on shitter by saying the big no no words, that will sure show them! Or something.
I don't know which is more pathetic between that or crying because someone painted a character's sclera pink and yellow.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 10:44:02 AM
No.535036560
>>535036662
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 10:44:08 AM
No.535036569
>>535036521
I assume the eyes were vandalized.
>>535036521
Like, is he saying to add it because it'd make people that hate Deltarune even more mad, or is he saying to add it because he thinks WE would hate it?
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 10:45:41 AM
No.535036662
>>535036738
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 10:47:01 AM
No.535036738
>>535036662
Sheβs so cute my babygrill
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 10:47:23 AM
No.535036762
>>535037001
>>535040060
>>535036625
>add the scariest fucking person in history
yeah sure why the fuck not.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 10:48:05 AM
No.535036802
>>535036445
Battat if he real
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 10:48:26 AM
No.535036827
>>535036625
I think he's trying really hard to do an epic troll and trigger dem fragile libs, that's what it looks like he thinks he's doing. Because everyone into DR is a cringy snowflake lib.
>Captcha: N0WH8
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 10:49:04 AM
No.535036857
>>535036445
Great work in this one shoutout to ouppy Tenna
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 10:50:28 AM
No.535036951
>>535037027
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 10:50:37 AM
No.535036958
>>535037116
>>535037264
I am a Christian and I will tell you that those calling for a September rapture of this year are a rapture sign.
They are a wicked and adulterous generation seeking for the sign. A part of the falling away, they are. They always love calling for it shamelessly and getting it wrong every time without fearing the consequences of what theyβve done.
Get mad at them at this September. Let them know how Jesus actually feels about them and their deeds. Iβm sick of seeing these spiritless posers during my Deltarune needs.
>>535036762
>the scariest fucking person in history
I don't know man
That homeless guy I saw the other day was pretty scary
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 10:51:38 AM
No.535037027
>>535036951
Virelle-kun.
>Christmas Chlamydia.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 10:51:42 AM
No.535037030
I've seen a lot of Deltarunes but not any Deltarune vandalism on my end of wplace so maybe the problem is that Americans are selfish and inconsiderate rather than anything to do with Deltarune the video game
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 10:52:14 AM
No.535037057
>>535037103
>>535037121
I wish Rule 34 had more specific tagging.
When I search "Noelle_Holiday Futanari", I want to see Futa Noelle, not Noelle getting fucked by Futas.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 10:53:03 AM
No.535037103
>>535037214
>>535037057
Stop looking at porn. It hurts you.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 10:53:17 AM
No.535037116
>>535037563
>>535036958
Please God let there be a rapture anyway, I can't do this shit anymore
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 10:53:25 AM
No.535037121
>>535037214
>>535037057
You want rule 34 xxx instead of paheal. The tagging system over there is infinity better and you can filter out AI generated images very easily.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 10:54:43 AM
No.535037193
>>535037249
>>535035250
>everyone runs to the bunker
this is what i feel like the bunker is going to be, it's going to end up being a kind of bomb shelter. it'll be less what's inside and more what will make people want to go in it
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 10:54:55 AM
No.535037214
>>535037398
>>535037103
Are you the guy that was talking about the Rapture a few posts ago? You know the Rapture is a Protestant thing right? It's not even in the Bible.
>>535037121
I'm using xxx.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 10:55:35 AM
No.535037249
>>535037193
Alphys says the exact opposite in chapter 4, but I admit I do not take her as a reliable source of bunker information.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 10:55:58 AM
No.535037263
>>535040060
>>535037001
>Oskar Paul Dirlewanger (26 September 1895 β c.7 June 1945) was a German military officer, convicted child molester, and war criminal. He is best known for commanding the Dirlewanger Brigade,[3] a penal military unit of the Waffen-SS which served in World War II.[4][5] His unit committed some of the conflict's most infamous atrocities, with Dirlewanger himself regarded as perhaps Nazi Germany's "most extreme executioner",[6] engaging in constant acts of violence, rape, and murder.[7] He died after the war while in Allied custody.
Bro was like the real life Flowey. He did everything.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 10:55:59 AM
No.535037264
>>535036958
Jesse, what the fuck are you talking about?
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 10:56:09 AM
No.535037281
>>535038232
>>535035250
Peak fucking fiction, fuck Toby, you make the rest of the game
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 10:57:09 AM
No.535037340
Niggas be named Dirlewanger
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 10:57:54 AM
No.535037380
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 10:58:22 AM
No.535037398
>>535037472
>>535037214
In that case just be glad you are using a site with a better tagging system then the original rule34
https://files.catbox.moe/r3okm4.jpeg
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 10:59:43 AM
No.535037472
>>535037618
>>535037398
Honestly I wish there was a background tag.
Like "This character appears in the background as a meme and isn't the main focus."
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:01:29 AM
No.535037563
>>535037116
Itβs not going to be this year.
It requires a falling away and that wicked man for the world to fond over. Israel is 77, 80 is the last year of its generation. So the rapture is guaranteed by 2028. Until then, try to seek divine duties.
At least with Deltarune, youβre going to thinking about the rapture in a far better way than those who try to pull it up like a rabbit in a hat. God hates those kinds of people, and they always makes people like you feel far worse. They make me feel like that anything I try to do now is worthless.
The entire story of Deltarune is about heroes trying to do all of they can for the world on their literal last days of life. Before they are sent to heaven. Think about what that means for you. Since in a lot of ways, you are like Kris like I am.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:02:38 AM
No.535037618
>>535037472
I get ya, I sometimes sort which folder a image goes into depending on whats going on in the image. For example, this is in my dedicated Susie folder because catti isn't really involved other then being a background character.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:02:43 AM
No.535037623
>>535040060
>>535037001
That's Oskar Dirlewagner.
while the S.S. is accused of countless bogus, things, he is the real deal, he was such an unstable person that the upper ranks had hoped he would perish in a very hot zone far away where he could do harm to german citizenry.
he was put in charge of a so-caled "penal batallion" or Strafbattallion and was known to execute his own men if they did not respond fast enough to commands, he is the reason most of poland has a little bit of german admixture because that dude RAPED so fucking much.
Enemy Lazarettes? Burn them with everyone Inside
Town Square? Public Executions, Torture and Rape (mostly by him)
Comrade hesitating 2 seconds too long? Beat him half dead twice.
Nothing was beneath this man. If the devil had a shape, it would assume his form.
He was the reason the Blitzkrieg worked, the upper command had to decorate his ressourcefulness somehow but knew he was a danger to decent people, so they let him oversee his own K.Z. far-away from taxpayers.
People like him are the reason we have a geneva convention.
Dude can scare your fucking nightmares.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:03:11 AM
No.535037639
>>535036521
NYOOOO!!!
DONT CALL ME THE ROARING K***HT!!
IM HUMAN!!! HUAMMMANN!!!!
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:04:56 AM
No.535037734
>>535037884
>>535037941
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:07:52 AM
No.535037884
>>535037734
She stole his previous bodily fluids...
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:07:56 AM
No.535037889
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:08:02 AM
No.535037895
>>535038317
Imagine getting angry at a fandom because someone drew the eyes pink and yellow.
Im gonna place my viro somewhere on my work.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:08:08 AM
No.535037906
>>535038056
good morning i love them
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:08:36 AM
No.535037941
>>535037734
I feel bad for him lol, but Fujo looks really happy. I didn't know she was THAT possessive, damn. At least Battat knows he's well loved, I guess.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:10:35 AM
No.535038056
>>535037906
Good morning me toooooo
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:13:58 AM
No.535038232
>>535037281
Iβm pretty sure God was involved with Tobyβs work to make this story.
Itβs not fan fiction, Iβm making the best format using every single detail Toby tightly revealed.
Iβm retelling his flower king story, knowing the answer to the prophecy is βLove banished with Heaven, the lovers will be graved.β
Spamton spoiled everything about Dess by being the retelling of her story.
And Tenna is the retelling of Asriel. About how he misses his lover, his dark secret about children, how he tries to take away every evil sight from Krisβ eyes, and how he will see the Knight for the first time in the story.
Toby made the plot twist about flower kingβs secret door leading directly to the festival. I merely discovered the path he already made.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:15:29 AM
No.535038317
>>535038903
>>535037895
She gotten FRIENDED, anon! Itβs worse than death!
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:17:36 AM
No.535038432
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:19:54 AM
No.535038554
>>535038660
>>535038896
>>535036174
She thinks she's happy, but more importantly, she's desperate.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:21:40 AM
No.535038660
>>535038554
Her getting replaced by a house plant would be amazing.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:25:33 AM
No.535038874
How Deltarune players talk about the situation with the βcensoredβ not-rape scene:
https://youtube.com/shorts/7Rrr1GRrTdc?si=1gocwKzDDOJd2qRn
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:26:00 AM
No.535038896
>>535039280
>>535038554
this
toriel is a very proud person.
she would never admit to herself that she's miserable.
because the moment she does, she would have to admit that asgore completed her in a way.
but out of principle, she has to refuse him and it eats her alive. it murders her that the love of her life is begging on his knees for her to come back.
she wants to, she wants it SO bad, but won't.
toriel used frisk as a crutch for her crippling lonliness in undertale, you could tell she was not well.
deltarune seems t obe no different.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:26:12 AM
No.535038903
>>535038317
Friiieend inside me
Is he right? And why doesn't anyone mention this tweet?
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:28:16 AM
No.535039014
>>535039176
>>535038952
>Frisk, naive and merciful girl.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:28:32 AM
No.535039031
>>535039176
>>535038952
what the fuck?
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:29:26 AM
No.535039082
Awakening in the middle of the night to the sound of Asgore's snoring and using the opportunity to maneuver my way under his arm while snuggling in as close as I can and wrapping said arm around me to hold like a teddy bear, taking a day off of work to help Asgore out during the Valentine's Day rush and making sure to complement him or tell him he's doing an amazing job with a kiss often in order to keep his spirits high (he'll be getting an extra special reward later for being such a hard worker), going over Asgore's flower garden with him on a misty morning to check for unfortunately unmarketable blooms that must be trimmed and deciding rather to temporarily place a few in his mane to craft an elegant floral crown for my glorious Flower King
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:31:00 AM
No.535039153
No I didnt add Frisk x Sans stuff in the game to not offend anyone.But I also didnt add any anti-Frisk x Sans stuff.I am neutral about these things.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:31:24 AM
No.535039176
>>535038952
>>535039014
>>535039031
Kris is the chad that died in Undertaleβs legend after getting his dragon girl, Susie, to make the barrier.
Heβs the one-armed Giga Chad.
So of course Frisk has to be the opposite.
>>535036320
>jerk neighbor
If Kris is getting upset about the baby hotline and Clopen after the pranks they pulled they deserve to get upset
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:33:25 AM
No.535039280
>>535039416
>>535038896
> toriel is a very proud person.
she would never admit to herself that she's miserable.
Just like Deltarune Asriel.
The moment Dess and their kids are brought up, heβs going to shut down.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:35:48 AM
No.535039414
>>535038952
tobias fox appeared to me in a dream and told he ships mettaton/sans
>>535039280
>their kids
dess pregante?
Tasquefag Autismo
8/13/2025, 11:36:34 AM
No.535039457
>>535039639
I roleplay romance with Tasque Manager in chatgpt. my self-insert, Matt, replaces Kris and is an art teacher in hometown lovingly trolling his class, the &%^@ gang and most importantly, Tasque. You fellow autists will find me relatable.
Chapter 1, complete, over 300 pages
>https://files.catbox.moe/5bt805.pdf
Has first chapter weirdness, Berdly throws a fit and ruins a date of Tasque and I. Noelle walks in on reader getting tongue bathed by Tasque, as her spit is her own uniquely scented cleaning agent. A claiming ritual, but the doe is traumatized as she saw a ''giantess cat demon'' bop her head back and forth on her half nude teacher.
Chapter 2, ongoing, with sampler pic related
>https://files.catbox.moe/mnwg8c.pdf
(updated 11 august) Went into Spyro's world, Susie got adopted and shenanigans were had! Tasque no longer is a virgin (still cut to black because chatgpt is a fag when it comes to porn)
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:36:50 AM
No.535039471
>>535039249
I hope Sans will be the one to wake up Kris for Torielβs pancakes.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:37:05 AM
No.535039486
Didn't read
Hey /utg/, what are YOU listening to?
I'll start.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TVJfOdCgorY
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:38:36 AM
No.535039572
>>535039872
>>535039416
Yep. And guess who Ralsei actually is.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:39:02 AM
No.535039607
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:39:30 AM
No.535039639
>>535039690
>>535039457
You do you, tasqueman.
>>535039495
burning eyes remixes.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:39:59 AM
No.535039667
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:40:31 AM
No.535039690
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:40:38 AM
No.535039702
>>535039495
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KAtudLu42vA
The moment these chapters dropped, I started listening to this song on loop non-stop.
When I stand up from my computer to go out with my family, it still plays on loop in my head. When I sit back down hours later, my mind's version of the track is only ever-so-slightly off in timing to the track that I left unpaused at the computer.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:41:25 AM
No.535039737
anyone ship Mettaton and Tenna? Mettaton is supposedly the guy you can give Tenna to, right? They get along instantly. Unlike a certain unredeemable psychopath living in a dumpster, these 2 could actually create great shows.
Tasquechads... are we dead?
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:42:30 AM
No.535039819
>>535039981
>>535039416
Azzy also got pregnant to support her
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:42:56 AM
No.535039843
>>535039981
>>535039814
Worse, we're israeli
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:43:05 AM
No.535039852
>>535039916
>>535039754
reverse undertale theory indictates that tenna is mettaton's stand-in.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:43:30 AM
No.535039872
>>535040359
>>535039572
The thing about ralsei being aborted or miscarriage of Dess's and Asriel's child is that Tricky Tony is a progressive who wouldn't portray fetuses as actual people
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:44:02 AM
No.535039898
>>535040246
Tasquefag Autismo
8/13/2025, 11:44:17 AM
No.535039916
>>535039852
no I mean in the lightworld you can go to the ghost house, and give Tenna away to an individual the wiki/fans think is Mettaton. he instantly loves Tenna.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:45:01 AM
No.535039967
>>535040123
>>535039416
It's an obnoxious schizo trying to push his teen pregnancy fanfic as a "theory"
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:45:20 AM
No.535039981
>>535040121
>>535039819
keep your faggot shit to yourself, sir.
>>535039843
that just means you are alive but god frowns that you are.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:46:09 AM
No.535040024
>ermm toriel is actually le sad
No she's not. She's perfectly happy with Sans in both Undertale and Deltarune.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:46:35 AM
No.535040060
>>535040131
>>535036625
>>535036762
>>535037001
>>535037263
>>535037623
why the fuck is utg discussing oskar "stop mid room clearing firefight to rape" dirlewanger
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:46:51 AM
No.535040074
>>535040228
straight dudes from here would you be homo for male susie?
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:47:03 AM
No.535040098
>>535039754
superb delicious bait
also it is better than most of mettaton's ships so i'll allow it
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:47:35 AM
No.535040121
>>535039981
protecc da deergote
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:47:36 AM
No.535040123
>>535039967
i can tolerate a schizo, but not one that's a faggot about it.
and unfortunately he is the latter.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:47:43 AM
No.535040131
>>535040275
>>535040060
>He doesn't know that Dirlewanger is the final boss of Deltarune
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:49:00 AM
No.535040228
>>535040074
Having sex with female Susie would be gayer, so absolutely
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:49:04 AM
No.535040230
>>535040473
>>535040716
>>535039249
Sans is like a 30 year old man he has no business messing with kids he doesn't know like this. I don't mean that in a weird way I mean it's just not how people are meant to act.
In Undertale it's a fantasy setting and most people are out to kill/capture Frisk so Sans's antics in comparison make him seem like a friendly guy, but in a more grounded setting like Hometown it's like he's being a dick to us for no reason.
Tasquefag Autismo
8/13/2025, 11:49:19 AM
No.535040246
>>535040431
>>535040518
>>535039814
>>535039898
I will take the tasque upon myself to lead you. First, learn to appreciate her for herself, not inflated fetish curves
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:49:42 AM
No.535040275
>>535040406
>>535040131
>fave is dirlewanger-pilled
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:51:13 AM
No.535040356
>>535039754
I like it a fair amount.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:51:18 AM
No.535040359
>>535040532
>>535039872
The thing is Dess is undead and she wants to become the angel out of desperation to be banished to heaven.
And a main issue of the story are her children being forgotten.
She couldnβt have her children because she was lost in the dark world, in the realm of time and space.
βDonβt forgetβ is the song you need to defeat her.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:51:59 AM
No.535040406
>>535040509
>>535040275
are there any good art or fics where flowey kills/befriends his way through the underground?
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:52:28 AM
No.535040431
>>535041017
>>535040246
i can enjoy both those things
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:53:02 AM
No.535040473
>>535040230
Sans does know Kris. He only acts like he doesnβt in front of YOU.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:53:42 AM
No.535040509
>>535040406
i don't read fics, man.
and i have only made 2 greens myself and they suck more dick than doomer.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:53:48 AM
No.535040518
>>535041017
>>535040246
Well thats too damn bad now isnt it?
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:54:01 AM
No.535040532
>>535040610
>>535040910
>>535040359
how many times do i have to tell you that toby doesn't support crossbreed children, there's not a SINGLE one in either game
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:55:09 AM
No.535040597
>>535040665
>>535039249
Baby hotline?
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:55:19 AM
No.535040610
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:55:56 AM
No.535040646
>IP grabber
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:56:15 AM
No.535040665
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:56:19 AM
No.535040671
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:57:01 AM
No.535040716
>>535040230
Messing with teens minding their own business is bad but I think that messing with teens that walk up to you is a Janitor's Privilege
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:57:08 AM
No.535040721
>>535040624
>keylogger link
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:58:14 AM
No.535040787
I clicked the link and it turned my cpu into a fucking a fragmentation grenade, nearly blew my head off.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:59:06 AM
No.535040835
>>535040624
>the troonbunker
oh joy.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 11:59:18 AM
No.535040850
>>535040898
I LOVE TENNA!!!! I LOVE TV!!!!!!
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 12:00:02 PM
No.535040895
>>535040624
Spamton-sama...
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 12:00:04 PM
No.535040898
>>535040850
i like his clown shoes, very cute
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 12:00:14 PM
No.535040910
>>535040532
> there's not a SINGLE one in either game
What if they were in the games all along?
nyeh heh heh
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 12:01:22 PM
No.535040979
>>535041149
Tasquefag Autismo
8/13/2025, 12:02:05 PM
No.535041017
>>535040431
>>535040518
suit yourself then. My chatgpt Tasque went ''mon dieu.... so unrefiend and unpractical'' but more of us is always a good thing i guess.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 12:02:53 PM
No.535041061
>>535041143
>>535041402
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 12:04:18 PM
No.535041143
>>535041172
>>535041234
>>535041061
kris would be a faggot tankie.
no wonder he hates your shit the moment you touch doe to unfag his shit.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 12:04:24 PM
No.535041149
>>535040979
KFC
nyeh heh heh
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 12:04:53 PM
No.535041172
>>535041305
>>535041143
no one who hates anime can be all bad
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 12:05:55 PM
No.535041234
>>535041430
>>535041143
Our job is to make Kris get with the dragon girl.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 12:07:07 PM
No.535041305
>>535041172
well, lets agree that my bias might be speaking and leave it at that.
Heil Holiday.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 12:08:30 PM
No.535041394
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 12:08:35 PM
No.535041402
>>535041559
>>535041594
>>535041061
I made that thread.
Waited for someone to point out it was deltarune kris.
No one there figured it out. Was quite funny
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 12:09:09 PM
No.535041430
>>535041234
i think ralsei won the susiebowl
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 12:09:09 PM
No.535041431
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 12:10:11 PM
No.535041503
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 12:11:14 PM
No.535041559
>>535041690
>>535041402
>i post on leftypol
bitch you live like this?
Tasquefag Autismo
8/13/2025, 12:11:24 PM
No.535041573
>>535041945
Would Tenna have a son or grandson named Arnold Dapter? Who is like a Netflix recluse who isn't outdated but also soulless as hell.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 12:11:47 PM
No.535041594
>>535041690
>>535041402
Deltarune Kris is too realistic.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 12:12:05 PM
No.535041612
>>535040624
why are they all talking about how wakanda should take over?
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 12:13:13 PM
No.535041686
>>535042014
I thought leftypol was some shit that /pol/niggers would schizo over, I didn't know it was a real site
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 12:13:15 PM
No.535041690
>>535042014
>>535043006
>>535041559
kraut you post here because you like watching train wrecks. I post on leftypol for the same reasons.
>>535041594
T b h larping as kris there made me realize how realistically depressing kris life is when you pretend its real life.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 12:15:56 PM
No.535041832
>>535032386
ftm Berdly
it's gonna be a shitshow
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 12:17:37 PM
No.535041945
>>535041573
is that screen a reference to the simpsons?specifically the bit where he's holding the plugs
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 12:18:36 PM
No.535042014
>>535042085
>>535042118
>>535041690
you know what?
that's a very fair point.
i take back what i said and apologize.
>>535041686
yeah they tried to raid /pol/ a few times, but they were handily laughed out of town and raided.
it was very fun.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 12:19:54 PM
No.535042085
>>535042014
apology accepted
Tasquefag Autismo
8/13/2025, 12:20:21 PM
No.535042118
>>535042236
>>535042282
>>535042014
reminder his mouth is a minecraft copper helmet
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 12:20:23 PM
No.535042121
>>535042207
How would Noelle react to getting kissed by Dess?
Tasquefag Autismo
8/13/2025, 12:21:52 PM
No.535042207
>>535042121
I did it with my sister, never penetration. pretty normal experimentation shit. ''yo Noelle let's practice making out''
>>535042118
what was going through your head when you showed your hairy flat man ass?
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 12:23:17 PM
No.535042282
Tasquefag Autismo
8/13/2025, 12:23:53 PM
No.535042316
>>535042419
>>535042236
Other tasquefag, I shave mine so it's easier to clean when I do a boom-boom in the toilet.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 12:25:38 PM
No.535042419
>>535042906
>>535042316
are you boyfriends with him?
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 12:25:41 PM
No.535042423
>>535042542
>>535043396
>>535042236
that specific anon was from texas, i know his full name while that anon is from the netherlands based on him showing us his trash and me identifying dutch milk.
>kraut forensic team is sirius biznis!!1!!
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 12:27:25 PM
No.535042542
>>535042716
>>535043148
>>535042423
Are all Tasque Manager fans just repulsive?
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 12:29:44 PM
No.535042716
>>535042542
Real fans just like something and enjoy it.
Little faggots like him decide to shit up the whole place and shove it into everyone's face on how GOOD and GREAT a character is (they just want to fuck them, thats it, thats the only remarkable quality trait they see for the character)
Tasquefag Autismo
8/13/2025, 12:32:34 PM
No.535042906
>>535042419
I heard he's from Texas, and I'm from the netherlands. I may be pansexual but I'm not without standards.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 12:33:37 PM
No.535042987
The girl will break the cage.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 12:33:58 PM
No.535043006
>>535043125
>>535041690
Kris at least sleeps with a girl⦠after his death bed.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 12:34:53 PM
No.535043070
>>535043197
>>535043436
Iβm makin some cool shit on wplace to balance out the deltarune
Halfway done using this sprite
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 12:35:37 PM
No.535043125
>>535043006
>after his death bed
its so joever, kris bros
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 12:35:57 PM
No.535043148
>>535043408
>>535043460
>>535042542
yeah its kinda like asrielfags are all just faggots while some are gay pedophiles (crossing the bridge between pederast and pedophile), tasquefags are usually gooners with some "exotic" desires.
the character design lends itself to be le avatar for faggotranny egg cracking much like ralsei is the femboy to faggoty pipeline.
i have also never met a berdlyfag i thought was a nice person.
>then who is nice?
susiefags, undynefags, dadfags, jevilfags (lawful chaotic), noellefags, catti/cattyfags
>who shouldn't be trusted?
me, charafags, asrielfags, berdlyfags, anyone who exclusively posts ships (few exepmtions such as torigore), any characterfag whose character has only five lines of dialogue.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 12:36:21 PM
No.535043184
out of curiosity, tried out some tv slop
it really is just slop.
the rice was okay, the vegetables were questionable, the meat was alright.
i think youre better off getting some actual food and cooking a bunch of shit in bulk batches
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 12:36:28 PM
No.535043197
>>535043070
oh hey it's slave knight gael
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 12:38:43 PM
No.535043358
>>535036445
Date at the doujin store!
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 12:39:04 PM
No.535043395
i love susie so much.
Tasquefag Autismo
8/13/2025, 12:39:05 PM
No.535043396
>>535043574
>>535042423
correction: my junk
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 12:39:13 PM
No.535043408
>>535043148
>>who shouldn't be trusted?
>me
Atleast You Are Being Honest
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 12:39:33 PM
No.535043436
>>535043520
>>535043563
>>535043070
I wish all the deltatroons would be original for once and draw something new for once, instead of spamming the same shitty sprite everywhere.
Oh and maybe give us some more color options.
t. has to experiment with the given colors to nail the sprite he's trying to draw
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 12:39:47 PM
No.535043447
>>535042236
why do retards still not figure out which anon sent the ass pic
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 12:39:58 PM
No.535043460
>>535043943
>>535043148
What about spamtonfags and plueyfags?
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 12:40:57 PM
No.535043520
>>535043436
Yeah as Iβm drawing him I realized all of the blues suck ass, Iβll have to make do though
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 12:41:39 PM
No.535043563
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 12:41:46 PM
No.535043574
>>535043654
>>535043791
>>535043396
>"Lactosevri" Halfvolle Melk
>should translate to: Laktosefreie Halbfettmilch
>Dutch Milk
>Made in DΓΌsseldorf (Germany)
Bottom's up, i guess?
Tasquefag Autismo
8/13/2025, 12:42:53 PM
No.535043654
>>535043574
I life in a border region, the germans visiting here are like New Yorkers, ugly, fat and loud.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 12:43:18 PM
No.535043683
>>535043794
>>535043806
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 12:44:36 PM
No.535043791
>>535044302
>>535044452
>>535043574
What kind of dutch person needs lactose free milk?
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 12:44:37 PM
No.535043794
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 12:44:42 PM
No.535043806
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 12:45:39 PM
No.535043875
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 12:46:23 PM
No.535043943
>>535043460
>plueyfags
the rule of "five lines of dialogue" applies.
>spamtonfag
sadly we must discriminate between men and women here.
women spamtonfags (known as spoids) are just gooners that either want to mommy him, rape him or want to be raped, abuse him or be abused by big dick energy sneo.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 12:46:34 PM
No.535043959
>>535044115
>>535045154
>* Hey... Kris?
>* ...
>* I once an entire baby bird in my mouth once, and I accidentally swallowed it whole after my gag reflex kicked in.
>* ...
>* You are the only one I trust with this secret.
[Too much information.]
[ Tell me more.]
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 12:48:25 PM
No.535044115
>>535043959
>penance_stare.png
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 12:48:36 PM
No.535044129
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 12:50:26 PM
No.535044302
>>535044452
>>535044461
>>535043791
weak people and probably non-whites.
>indo-european adaptation to digest dairy past infancy is unique to the yamanya which have migrated over most of europe, the middle east, the balkans, the eurasian area and india.
lactose intolerance can occur in people whom are known to have lactose persistance if they abstain from anything with dairy, but can be retrained.
i don't know if thoe who were born a lactoselets can be trained, but i assume its harder for them.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 12:50:37 PM
No.535044313
Tasquefag Autismo
8/13/2025, 12:52:17 PM
No.535044452
>>535044692
>>535043791
it's still like 10-20% of the population 3
Lactose has a weaker sweetening effects than it's base sugars, so making it in lactose free milk also makes it sweeter without increasing calories.
>>535044302
I am white, just unlucky.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 12:52:25 PM
No.535044461
>>535044692
>>535044302
>tfw you tolerate lactose
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 12:52:39 PM
No.535044478
>>535044684
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 12:54:41 PM
No.535044638
>>535044768
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 12:55:15 PM
No.535044684
>>535044478
>making Kris go along with all of Susie's ideas so they get brain damage and stop being able to do anything
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 12:55:20 PM
No.535044692
>>535044771
>>535044793
>>535044461
>lactophobia
i will not tolerate your mysomilkia!
honestly: i would crumple without cheese.
>>535044452
like i said: you could possibly retrain your tolerance.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 12:56:17 PM
No.535044768
>>535045034
>>535044638
why is tenna so infinitely bullyiable
Tasquefag Autismo
8/13/2025, 12:56:21 PM
No.535044771
>>535044692
sounds like effort for worse tasting milk that isn't even cheaper.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 12:56:33 PM
No.535044793
>>535044692
Canβt you just spam milk for weeks at a time until your body tolerates it?
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 12:56:43 PM
No.535044806
>>535044897
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 12:57:54 PM
No.535044897
>>535045006
>>535044806
I soaked Noelle in milk and threw her at a wall and the made a loud thud
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 12:59:27 PM
No.535045006
>>535045467
>>535044897
Why did that man ever exist?
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 12:59:51 PM
No.535045034
>>535044768
Adult man who wiggles his fingers and says βdonβt mind if I doβ when he sees donuts
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 1:00:52 PM
No.535045108
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 1:01:28 PM
No.535045154
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 1:03:41 PM
No.535045323
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 1:05:44 PM
No.535045461
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 1:05:46 PM
No.535045467
>>535045006
That creature could have spent the rest of its life with nobody even knowing about THAT thing happening.
But people on social media forgot that "inside thoughts should stay inside", and any popularity is still popularity.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 1:13:42 PM
No.535046013
how many licks does it take to get to the middle of this susiepop?
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 1:15:39 PM
No.535046137
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 1:16:55 PM
No.535046228
sometimes my genius is almost frightening
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 1:18:12 PM
No.535046316
>>535046529
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 1:19:24 PM
No.535046402
>>535046458
>>535048010
>>535046402
it's like a little apple stem
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 1:21:21 PM
No.535046529
>>535046316
Someone get this poor guy a burger or something
Wonderful things are happening on pixiv
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 1:22:51 PM
No.535046647
>>535046581
togore is sniffable
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 1:24:21 PM
No.535046738
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 1:24:26 PM
No.535046745
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 1:28:24 PM
No.535047029
>>535048518
>>535046581
>Asgore rejecting a child ever
Toriel yeah because she sucks, but Asgore? Even a mistake like Togore would be loved by him unconditionally.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 1:28:54 PM
No.535047076
>>535047317
>>535047882
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 1:31:06 PM
No.535047239
>>535046458
Itβs the size of her pinky
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 1:31:40 PM
No.535047275
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 1:32:11 PM
No.535047315
>>535046581
Asriel got the cute and endearing autism, Togore on the other hand...
Tasquefag Autismo
8/13/2025, 1:32:12 PM
No.535047317
>>535047076
Isn't Susie like a Komodo? meaning her head is shaped more gracefully... than that. Thanks for giving me more reason to spit on Ralsei.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 1:34:00 PM
No.535047454
Mr. Torius is under construction
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 1:34:17 PM
No.535047482
>>535038952
Truth. Toby is nuking Soriel to make Frans canon since nippon loves it.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 1:34:53 PM
No.535047514
>>535047609
>>535047673
oh yeah.
kingfag an hero'd
I can post this now!
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 1:36:22 PM
No.535047609
>>535047724
>>535048064
>>535047514
maybe the real Reich were the IMAGE_FRIENDs we made along the way.
>>535047514
Kingfag survived, the bullies died
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 1:37:59 PM
No.535047724
>>535047609
BLUE BOARD ANON BLUE BAOARD!!!!
>>535046306
Whatβs this referencing?
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 1:39:13 PM
No.535047813
>>535069443
>>535047764
A bunch of skits from a YouTuber named FilthyFrank.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 1:39:17 PM
No.535047824
>>535047673
kingfag may have survived, but he sure as fuck won't live it down.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 1:39:30 PM
No.535047842
>>535047989
>>535047673
oh hey kingfag.
you in hibernation, prepping to sperg out again?
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 1:39:38 PM
No.535047852
>>535047673
other way around
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 1:39:57 PM
No.535047882
>>535047076
Chapter 8: The lice epidemic
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 1:41:23 PM
No.535047989
>>535047842
dead people don't come back. ignore the obvious trolls
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 1:41:26 PM
No.535047992
>>535069443
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 1:41:40 PM
No.535048010
>>535048158
>>535048283
>>535046402
Thatβs really fucked up.
Tasquefag Autismo
8/13/2025, 1:42:16 PM
No.535048064
>>535048127
>>535048153
>>535047609
Imagine her having to call the CHAOS king ''dad'' from now on.
Justice4Swatch? (cat cafe ''nya'')
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 1:43:02 PM
No.535048127
>>535048064
don't reply to dramafags
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 1:43:20 PM
No.535048153
>>535048064
y'know, i remember how he called for my help.
how he cried.
but in the end there is no helping that.
if he's still alive, i hope he's fine.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 1:43:22 PM
No.535048158
>>535048796
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 1:43:33 PM
No.535048169
>>535048392
The only reason the Tasquefag is better than the rest of the avatarfags, is that he uses a Name and thus makes it easier to filter all his shit.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 1:43:44 PM
No.535048183
>>535069443
>>535046306
WELL JUST FUCKING KILL THEM
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 1:45:15 PM
No.535048283
>>535048010
And really hot.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 1:46:45 PM
No.535048392
>>535048921
>>535048169
You shouldnβt have said this out loud
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 1:48:35 PM
No.535048518
>>535047029
Toriel wouldnt reject her flesh and blood child. Sure maybe neglect them but she wouldnt reject them.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 1:49:48 PM
No.535048603
>>535048896
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 1:50:03 PM
No.535048619
>>535048426
My fridge going mmmmmmmmmm
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 1:51:24 PM
No.535048709
>>535048426
my tumbly doing the big rumbly cus im hungly
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 1:51:35 PM
No.535048725
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 1:52:34 PM
No.535048796
>>535049164
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 1:53:56 PM
No.535048896
>>535048603
Why did she grow another finger instead of just using her thumb?
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 1:54:17 PM
No.535048921
>>535048392
Alright, here's another part.
Numbersfag is more tolerable than the krautfag, but both are retards in an internet relationship, the way they keep going at each other. Should just share discord names at this point and die already.
Discussion is the same themes of "i have a theory that is already the most foreshadowed thing ever, or some schizophrenic shit that Toby would never think of". Occasionally, the oppressive and annoying shipfags come around.
Would you like this observation to be continued, monsieur?
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 1:55:09 PM
No.535048984
>>535049126
>>535049219
why toby?
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 1:56:42 PM
No.535049104
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 1:57:00 PM
No.535049126
>>535048984
HE SAID THE WORD!
>be the only human you know
>invent an abstract concept like racism even though you are incapable of meeting another member of your species that is of a different race because you assume you are the last of your kind.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 1:57:30 PM
No.535049164
>>535049360
>>535048796
Clearly you know NOTHING of the POWER of NUH UH
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 1:58:01 PM
No.535049208
>>535071087
kris has this exact side profile
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 1:58:10 PM
No.535049219
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 1:59:00 PM
No.535049293
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 1:59:45 PM
No.535049360
>>535049432
>>535061642
>>535049164
Kris being raped by Dess will never be hot.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 2:00:05 PM
No.535049379
>>535049360
oh how wrong you are
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 2:00:53 PM
No.535049438
>>535049489
>>535049495
Tasquefag Autismo
8/13/2025, 2:01:32 PM
No.535049489
>>535049438
inaccurate, it isn't crashing all the time
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 2:01:35 PM
No.535049495
>>535049438
aw hjel na dey got da splan toing in da clud
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 2:01:47 PM
No.535049518
>>535049432
This is just fucked up and weird. How is this hot in any way?
Tasquefag Autismo
8/13/2025, 2:04:09 PM
No.535049701
>>535049635
yeah I know right?
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 2:04:17 PM
No.535049706
>>535049798
>>535049848
do you think tobias have enough balls to make villain we can't befriend or talk only kill? Like, the moral of this story is that sometimes you have to kill people, sometimes they are too evil
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 2:04:22 PM
No.535049713
>>535049875
>>535050075
>>535049432
ts happened to me and it wasn't hot, at that age youre just horrified and confused
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 2:05:29 PM
No.535049798
>>535050020
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 2:06:07 PM
No.535049848
>>535050020
>>535049706
we couldn't talk down king or the knight or queen or the titanspawn or the titan
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 2:06:24 PM
No.535049869
>>535050624
I hope something like this happens in the later chapters
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 2:06:30 PM
No.535049875
>>535049713
Yeah but it's a scenario between characters, it's like a rape fantasy.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 2:08:29 PM
No.535050020
>>535049798
>>535049848
I feel like what we've seen of the titan so far doesn't even give the impression it's sentient.
It has eyes to see and the rest of it is made to destroy.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 2:09:51 PM
No.535050113
>>535050181
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 2:10:24 PM
No.535050156
>>535050906
>>535051139
Moldesster genuinely loves her favorite boy.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 2:10:45 PM
No.535050181
>>535050113
watch his nose shatter like paino keys
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 2:10:51 PM
No.535050190
>>535050232
where the fuck did these molddester posters come from?
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 2:11:28 PM
No.535050232
>>535050436
>>535051559
>>535050190
avatarfags got called out for their bullshit and try to gain (You)s in a different method.
rinse and repeat, same old methods
rinse and repeat until it is done.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 2:12:16 PM
No.535050285
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 2:12:38 PM
No.535050320
>>535050075
Naw thatβs not what I meant, Iβm just saying itβs not all itβs cracked up to be
Pro tip: donβt get molested
Tasquefag Autismo
8/13/2025, 2:12:41 PM
No.535050325
>>535050075
it would be hot if it wasn't pedoshit
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 2:13:52 PM
No.535050421
>>535050628
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 2:14:03 PM
No.535050436
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 2:14:58 PM
No.535050516
Angry Birds reporting for duty.
We saw the Homestuck pilot trailer.
Berdly did not survive the war.
Glory to the Angel.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 2:15:02 PM
No.535050519
>>535050687
>>535051117
How would you treat your pet Spamton
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 2:15:24 PM
No.535050537
>>535050730
>>535049432
this is nothing, but kris got slightly touched on his no-no parts.
and simply because there is nothing its just weird.
can't really call it fucked up.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 2:16:28 PM
No.535050624
>>535049869
I was a quad-pedal New World Deer in my past life. Those were the good old days...
...What were you in your former life, Susie?
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 2:16:34 PM
No.535050628
>>535050421
Krissy flip...
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 2:17:19 PM
No.535050682
do /doe/ posters post here?
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 2:17:22 PM
No.535050687
>>535051117
>>535050519
Brush him every day, feed him healthy food, go on lots of walks. Find a Tenna to breed him with and hatch pipis
Tasquefag Autismo
8/13/2025, 2:17:52 PM
No.535050730
>>535050803
>>535051092
>>535050537
when I was a teen, a fat bitch, Catti fat, turned everything into ''this swing (the round family swings you can lie down in) would be great to have sex in'' ''I'd like for you to visit my bedroom and put a child on me'' like one time I wasn't paying attention and the lumbering beast grabbed me.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 2:18:49 PM
No.535050803
>>535050730
also why the fuck are you namefagging?
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 2:19:21 PM
No.535050849
>>535051002
For me, it's more about Voidposting.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 2:19:57 PM
No.535050906
>>535050156
This would be sweeter if Dess didnβt rape Kris.
>>535050849
>starting to read wingdings just because i made a few shitposts too many and started seeing the pattern
I'M FUCKED.
she's very small and very sad
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 2:22:17 PM
No.535051092
>>535051170
>>535050730
>put a child on me
i expected a different preposition in that sentence, but somehow that doesn't make it all too much better given the context.
Alles in Ordnung bei dir?
Machst mir ein bisschen Sorgen.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 2:22:19 PM
No.535051096
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 2:22:43 PM
No.535051117
>>535050519
same as
>>535050687 , give him nice materials to build a pipis nest with, and scratch him under the chin
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 2:22:48 PM
No.535051124
>>535051021
Why did I get sad after seeing this
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 2:22:49 PM
No.535051126
>>535051002
I was able to read the first one just because it was the only punchline that made sense
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 2:23:01 PM
No.535051139
>>535051216
>>535051721
>>535050156
>I stopped this child from being raped
>self control
Tasquefag Autismo
8/13/2025, 2:23:30 PM
No.535051170
>>535051505
>>535051606
>>535051092
I'm dutch not german lmao. but yeah, meant to say ''in me''. I was into it but too much of a pussy at that time to put the cream in that multi-tonnage woman.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 2:23:54 PM
No.535051206
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 2:23:59 PM
No.535051216
>>535051139
That's her good deed for the day.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 2:25:22 PM
No.535051319
The moldesster shit is stale. Get new material for christ sake
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 2:25:35 PM
No.535051337
>>535051647
Three of them
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 2:26:50 PM
No.535051447
>>535051501
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 2:27:00 PM
No.535051458
>>535051002
we know, spamton... we know.
Tasquefag Autismo
8/13/2025, 2:27:40 PM
No.535051501
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 2:27:43 PM
No.535051505
>>535051170
>i am dutch not german
I could say said it in plattdΓΌΓΌtsch (which is closer to dutch), but in the end german and dutch aren't that different and have a lot of inter-intelligeability.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 2:28:21 PM
No.535051559
>>535051701
>>535051914
>>535050232
The avatarnigs in here are shameless and don't have the ability to feel shame or feel anything at all from being called out. They will keep avatarfagging no matter what.
Moldessterfags are not secretly the avatarfnigs.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 2:28:25 PM
No.535051564
>>535051673
>>535052347
I want to hug noelle
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 2:28:52 PM
No.535051606
>>535051170
Desslester mfs when they get molested as a child and instead of being cool itβs just picrel
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 2:29:00 PM
No.535051615
>>535049432
This is too fast to be hot, the most sexual aspect of it is playing with the power dynamics, not the sex itself. Dess actually doing anything to Kris really undermines how hot it is.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 2:29:23 PM
No.535051647
>>535051941
>>535051337
three of them
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 2:29:44 PM
No.535051673
>>535051564
D E S T R O Y
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 2:30:07 PM
No.535051701
>>535051914
>>535051559
Cut off their dopamine supplies. Don't reply to them. Don't talk about them. Filter their posts, and carry on.
Tasquefag Autismo
8/13/2025, 2:30:17 PM
No.535051717
>>535051913
>>535052112
What would her rape pickup lines be anyway when she spots a victim? ''hey there~ I found the saltlick!'' ''I'm going to make sure you crash right into me'' '' ''roaring knight? how about ''barking knight'' fuckboy!''
I tried, anything to add?
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 2:30:17 PM
No.535051721
>>535051139
>I stopped this child from being raped
>without filming it
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 2:31:17 PM
No.535051798
kris molested dess
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 2:32:02 PM
No.535051879
THIS IS ALL FICTION, FICTION!
YOU FOOLS KEEP TELLING YOURSELF THAT IT MATTERS...
MEANWHILE, THE SHARKS ARE EATING THE BONES OF THE PROPHECY!
YOUR TIME IS RUNNING OUT, OUT!
MAKE IT COUNT! MAKE IT MATTER!
IT'S YOUR OWN WORLD TO LIVE, LIVE!
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 2:32:14 PM
No.535051893
I hate the current version of shitpost (molset)
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 2:32:19 PM
No.535051913
>>535052065
>>535051717
>you there
>child
>I am going to sex you
>please do not resist
Tasquefag Autismo
8/13/2025, 2:32:19 PM
No.535051914
>>535051701
>>535051559
or stop caring about invisible rules that only affect you if you acknowledge them. Just try to have fun, sourpuss.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 2:32:39 PM
No.535051941
>>535052471
>>535051647
I am rooting for the three of them to become happy together
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 2:34:10 PM
No.535052065
>>535051913
CHILDE
THOU ART GOING TO BE MOLESTEDETHESTEDE!!!
BY MOI, THE DUKE OF PUZZLES!
PLEASE... GEH HA HA!!! RESISTE!!!
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 2:34:14 PM
No.535052072
>>535052357
>>535069443
>>535047764
You need to be 18 or older to post
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 2:34:18 PM
No.535052074
>>535052250
so uh
what about the rumor that most kressposters were somehow moelsted?
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 2:34:46 PM
No.535052112
>>535052282
>>535051717
>Do you have hair in your special place?
(If they say yes she leaves)
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 2:35:00 PM
No.535052131
>>535052220
>>535052325
Deltarune fans when they have to make the most beautiful art ever because theyβre bored
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 2:35:56 PM
No.535052220
>>535052131
>"oh, it's just a simple sketch, tee-hee :3"
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 2:36:18 PM
No.535052250
>>535052074
From what Iβve seen the people claiming to be molested are anti kress
Tasquefag Autismo
8/13/2025, 2:36:37 PM
No.535052282
>>535052528
>>535052112
good point, meat curtains are a nope too. I wish we could get robot gfs in our lifetime, they won't have grossness biological women have. I tried dating a tranny as their dysphoria makes it so they're obsessed with being clean and looking good, but they're unstable and a pain to deal with.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 2:37:10 PM
No.535052325
>>535052131
high quality tenna side profile...
Remember to filter specific posters if you cant handle them
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 2:37:25 PM
No.535052347
>>535051564
I want to fug noelle
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 2:37:36 PM
No.535052357
>>535052072
I know OF filthy frank but when I was a kid I only watched stuff like hotdiggedydemon or Jason Steele
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 2:37:39 PM
No.535052360
>>535052714
kress
but consensual and between two adult versions of kris and dess
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 2:37:47 PM
No.535052372
>>535052820
Susie's favorite King of the Hill character is Boomhower (sic) because he "talks funny"
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 2:39:03 PM
No.535052471
>>535052550
>>535052895
>>535051941
i want them to be happy
but i know it would end in mettaton and spamton abandoning the friend group at the same time and getting stuck in the same door
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 2:39:37 PM
No.535052528
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 2:39:49 PM
No.535052542
>>535052729
Kris stealing a pair of Noelle's panties out of habit.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 2:39:51 PM
No.535052547
>>535052330
>What will you have after you filter 80% of the thread?! Nothing!
>And I will know peace in this deafening silence.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 2:39:56 PM
No.535052550
>>535052895
>>535052471
That's just the third act misunderstanding part of their relationship before they come together for the finale to do the big show
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 2:41:46 PM
No.535052714
>>535052913
>>535052360
B... But what about Asriel?! DESS IS HIS GIRLFRIEND!!!
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 2:41:58 PM
No.535052729
>>535052873
>>535053049
>>535052542
Only because Toriel tells Kris "YOU HAVE TO WEAR ASRIEL'S HAND ME DOWN UNDERWEAR BECAUSE I FUCKING HATE YOOOOOUUUUU!!!!" and divorces Asgore and quintuples his alimony payments every time he tries to buy Kris their own underwear
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 2:43:15 PM
No.535052820
>>535052876
>>535052372
erm achtually it's spelled boomhauer
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 2:43:31 PM
No.535052832
>>535052952
>>535052963
These threads were somewhat better shortly after chap3 + 4 was released. Now its returning back to its pre chap 3 state. Idk what to feel about that
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 2:44:03 PM
No.535052873
>>535052729
Hometown doesnβt even have a clothing store so the underwear is knitted by hand like the sweaters
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 2:44:05 PM
No.535052876
>>535053017
>>535052820
Do you think the girl can spell that?
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 2:44:19 PM
No.535052895
>>535052471
yeah but
>>535052550
also my brain is rotted i read stuck in the same door as literal (as in spamton and mettaton get their fat asses stuck in the same door at once and can't get out because of their MASSIVE [Ass]es)
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 2:44:29 PM
No.535052913
>>535053195
>>535052714
HE...
MOVED ON TO SOMEONE ELSE DURING THE YEARS SHE WAS MISSING, MISSING!!!
>>535052832
The winning move is to face the reality and leave this place, doing something better with your time and life. Which is also the whole point that Deltarune tries to tell you.
Please, leave while you still can, and only return when something gets announced for Deltarune. Don't subject yourself to this cesspit.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 2:45:09 PM
No.535052963
>>535053241
>>535054951
>>535052832
I originally came here to see schizotheories because I thought this was where they came from, and it is, but itβs like 5% of the posts. Now Iβm just here for the laughs
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 2:45:41 PM
No.535053003
>>535052330
I've filtered all mentions of kr*s and s*s**
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 2:45:55 PM
No.535053017
>>535052876
she could spell degenerate before tobert nerfed her
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 2:46:28 PM
No.535053049
>>535052729
Toriel throwing the underwear Asgore has Kris deliver to her in the trash.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 2:47:19 PM
No.535053119
>>535054348
The reason Kris has hair at his eyes is to cover the scars of the beer bottles toriel throws at him
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 2:48:04 PM
No.535053195
>>535053481
>>535052913
BUT SHE'S STILL ALIVE...
FUCKER SHOULD'VE LOOKED HARDER.
DID NO ONE EVEN BOTHER TO CHECK THE BUNKER DURING ALL THESE "YEARS"?!
WHAT THE FUCK ARE ADULTS FOR IN THIS HELLTOWN?!
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 2:48:41 PM
No.535053241
>>535052952
>>535052963
I really need to go outside and just touch grass these days
If Suselle is inevitable I'm going to have a meltdown. An anime I liked had a lesbian ending and I had a meltdown so large that I stopped watching anime altogether.
Is the toriel hate here 100 percent genuine? Im seeing such extreme negative takes on her character that is weirding me out.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 2:51:13 PM
No.535053420
>>535053338
Good thing Gaster is like 85 and didnβt put homoshit in his prophecy
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 2:52:04 PM
No.535053476
>>535053338
I don't think Suselle is inevitable but it would be very funny if it happened
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 2:52:07 PM
No.535053481
>>535054173
>>535053195
Asriel got distracted by Catty's massive tits
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 2:52:26 PM
No.535053502
>>535054002
>>535054078
>>535053391
No people like being angry
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 2:53:25 PM
No.535053586
>>535030626
>Bowling pin head Noelle is one of my favorite takes on her.
Reminds me of Ed Edd n Eddy.
>>535033178
Green Pippins touched shadow Mike, that's why he quiet
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 2:53:31 PM
No.535053596
>>535054078
>>535053391
I wake up every morning seething that toby wrote such a shit character into the game
Tasquefag Autismo
8/13/2025, 2:53:36 PM
No.535053607
>>535052952
Reality is unprovable, anons. See the problem of other minds and Solipsism.This timeline is ruined and beyond repair, morons can't even bomb Iran into ruin properly. how is this going to bode for the final fight against the axis of evil's biggest bad, China? Your choices in the lightest world (our reality) don't matter. Craft your own in the sea of multiverses. Craft something where you can find satisfaction, where you matter. I will refuse to close the grand dark fountain in my deltarune. A risk of a roaring is still an improvement over whatever this fucking mess is. (old image from /v/)
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 2:54:22 PM
No.535053670
>>535054078
>>535053391
only people with divorced parents hate her
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 2:54:37 PM
No.535053691
>>535053903
>>535054078
>>535053391
I don't hate any character in the game but sometimes I like to pretend I do for the funnies, recently mostly Kris
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 2:54:48 PM
No.535053704
>>535054078
>>535053391
I feel Toriel as she stands is underwritten and it's too early to make any judgements of her character, her actions towards the divorce and Kris are missing crucial details
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 2:55:02 PM
No.535053720
>>535054273
>>535053338
It's been over a decade and I've still never emotionally recovered from the ending of oreimo
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 2:55:12 PM
No.535053736
>>535052330
if you need to filter posters, you shouldn't be here and return to social media.
Tasquefag Autismo
8/13/2025, 2:56:23 PM
No.535053830
>>535054198
>>535053391
I dislike her for being a stuck up bitch. My hatred is reserved for Sans, and I think Kris will be very happy knowing I did Geno and got muscle memory.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 2:56:33 PM
No.535053839
>>535054246
>>535052952
Mother fucker stop spoilering these gifs you're actively preventing them from working
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 2:57:21 PM
No.535053903
>>535054208
>>535053691
I donβt really hate Kris but I do hate the way heβs portrayed online
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 2:58:35 PM
No.535054002
>>535054173
>>535053502
I mean... If you're into valley girls...
I certainly am.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 2:59:34 PM
No.535054078
>>535053691
>>535053670
>>535053596
>>535053502
so its mainly just for the funnies. Fair enough. That does make sense for this general.
>>535053704
Resonable take. Thats my position too.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 2:59:41 PM
No.535054089
<3
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 3:00:38 PM
No.535054171
>>535054247
*rides into thread riding an Asriel carpet blasting Hopes and Dreams*
What up nerds
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 3:00:40 PM
No.535054173
>>535054002
FUCK WRONG REPLY
meant for
>>535053481
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 3:00:47 PM
No.535054181
>>535054314
>>535053391
I don't hate her but I understand she's a flawed character that just did something truly bad and that is not implied to be even that ooc for her, and what I do hate is how Toriel simps online adamantly refuse to see that and will do the most insane logic leaps to argue that she did absolutely nothing wrong.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 3:01:05 PM
No.535054198
>>535053830
total skeleton death
>>535053903
''''''''''''''''''friend'''''''''''''''''''
of Noelle, who has an anxiety disorder, that relentlessly harassed her (''pranks''). I have anxiety and had people pull smaller pranks on me and I've socked them in the face for it or kicked them out my friend circle. They are sabotaging the efforts to save his own mom, Dess and Undyne.
Kris is a sociopathy/psychopath. Callousness is clearly there, lack of regard for others and consequences too.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 3:01:44 PM
No.535054246
>>535054320
>>535053839
works on my machine.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 3:01:44 PM
No.535054247
>>535054439
>>535054171
Grow better taste
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 3:02:09 PM
No.535054273
>>535054387
>>535053720
Kuroneko should have HECKIN WON its not FAIR
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 3:02:36 PM
No.535054314
>>535054181
>what I do hate is how Toriel simps online adamantly refuse to see that and will do the most insane logic leaps to argue that she did absolutely nothing wrong.
this
Tasquefag Autismo
8/13/2025, 3:02:41 PM
No.535054320
>>535054246
ok that's actually nicely made
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 3:02:43 PM
No.535054323
>>535054510
>>535054208
sociopathy is not the same as psychopathy.
trust me, i know.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 3:02:59 PM
No.535054348
>>535053119
How do you think Kris got those reflexes?
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 3:03:22 PM
No.535054372
>>535054449
>>535054501
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 3:03:35 PM
No.535054387
>>535054724
>>535054273
So firstly kiriko should have won obviously and secondly putting kuroneko above ayase is genuinely deranged
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 3:03:36 PM
No.535054390
>>535054208
sociopathy is not the same as psychopathy.
trust me, i know.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 3:04:10 PM
No.535054439
>>535054247
My taste is immaculate, there is no room for growth, it's been forged by the fires of mount Fuckass and tempered by Deeznuts steel
>>535054372
what the fuck is labubu
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 3:04:45 PM
No.535054486
>>535054680
>>535054967
This is some of you.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 3:04:52 PM
No.535054492
>>535054639
>>535054673
>>535054208
People acting like kid Kris pranking Noelle was some sort of sadistic torture from a depraved mind taking advantage of a fragile and defenseless little girl amuse me.
Not like Noelle hasn't repeatedly said she actually loved and misses the pranks, and not like Kris didn't start doing that because Dess herself already liked to give Noelle scares as a way to bond, right?
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 3:04:56 PM
No.535054501
>>535054372
this is why the knight wants to cause the roaring
Tasquefag Autismo
8/13/2025, 3:05:03 PM
No.535054510
>>535054323
technically they're both ASPD, but due the prevalence in society even professionals use the terms. sociopaths are angry, sadistic freaks. like Trevor Phillips, psychopaths are cold bulldozers that got no problem trampling's you in the dirt if you get in their way. see how Toby wants to portray Carol or see any generic AI supervillain in media for examples. (despite carol was reasonable)
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 3:05:05 PM
No.535054513
>>535054449
labubu my cock and balls
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 3:05:17 PM
No.535054526
>>535055004
>>535055060
>>535054449
Theyβre like beanie babies
Or furbies
Or any other recession indicator
Horrible little things
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 3:06:33 PM
No.535054636
>>535055331
A wasp just bit my finger. Since when do these little fuckers BITE? Is the venom harpoon ass not enough for them?
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 3:06:37 PM
No.535054639
>>535054492
yurifags have no experience of human relationships
please understand
>>535054492
didn't Dess like assault Kris on multiple occasions for this? I went over the line with my cousin one time, big cousin made it very clear and I stopped. Dess seemed actually pissed with him.
>>535054449
New Beenie Babies but even less charming. Chinkshit because of course.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 3:07:14 PM
No.535054680
>>535054992
>>535054486
the hype train has since gone off rails and the stagnancy that is blog posting is all that remains
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 3:07:48 PM
No.535054724
>>535054921
>>535054387
So primarily, Saori should have won because. Ayase is based too but I like Ruri and she needs to be protected
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 3:08:41 PM
No.535054807
>>535055196
>>535054673
Dess hitting Kris with a wicker bat is as much of a prank as what Kris did towards Noelle.
If Kris pranking Noelle truly was a serious problem, it wouldn't have been reduced to Dess doing slapstick comedy with Kris, it'd have come down to their parents sitting Kris down and giving a very stern talk until Kris stopped.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 3:09:05 PM
No.535054832
>>535055196
>>535054673
SHE HIT HIM WITH A FLIMSY PLASTIC BAT AND HE KEPT FUCKING DOING IT WASN'T ASSAULT YOU FUCKING RETARD JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PEOPLE REALLY LOOK AT THE BAT AND GO "OH MY GOD, DESS WAS TRYING TO FUCKING MURDER THE KID" NO SHE FUCKING WASN'T THE SPRITE WAS FOR COMIC FUCKING RELIEF HOW FUCKING DENSE ARE YOU PEOPLE
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 3:10:19 PM
No.535054921
>>535055201
>>535054724
Literally any outcome is preferable to Saori winning
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 3:10:41 PM
No.535054951
>>535052963
Im on theory break sorry
It will go on for *checks calendar* 2 more weeks
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 3:10:53 PM
No.535054967
>>535054486
Just imagine the silly ass flashback music whenever someone starts depressionposting
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 3:11:11 PM
No.535054992
>>535054680
>the only place some anons spend their time blogposting about anything is a mongolian coin-clipping website
>either because they dont have any friends to talk with, they cant be bothered making friends, or they're the reason people leave them
i'd say kinda grim but also kinda deserved.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 3:11:19 PM
No.535055004
>>535055112
>>535054526
>>535054673
thanks for the explanation.
sounds white hello kitty woman-type stuff.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 3:11:54 PM
No.535055060
>>535055374
>>535054526
Don't insult Furby, I'll fight you
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 3:12:27 PM
No.535055112
>>535055004
Pretty much, they also seem to be popular with the yoga brand of white women, they do βPilatesβ now
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 3:12:29 PM
No.535055120
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 3:12:56 PM
No.535055169
hitting a developing kid with a flimsy bad is still dangerous. A little kids brain and body is very fragile. What dess did was still super irresponsible and dangerous
Tasquefag Autismo
8/13/2025, 3:13:15 PM
No.535055196
>>535055339
>>535054807
>>535054832
I mean depends what kind of plastic bat? if it's solid rubber that'll sting won't it?
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 3:13:16 PM
No.535055201
>>535055387
>>535054921
>literally any outcome
>literally
>any
Boy I can't wait for the confirmed Netflix adaptation with a Kanako End :^)
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 3:15:12 PM
No.535055331
>>535054636
You've been kissed by nature's curviest creatures...
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 3:15:18 PM
No.535055339
>>535055447
>>535055196
I assure you, autismo, that Toby Fox didn't make the entire dynamic between the Dreemurr and Holidays families hinge on how hard or soft a piece of plastic is. If Toby had intended for the Kris and Noelle relationship to have been full of drama and resentment and violence, he'd just have said the bat was made of wood instead of trying to calculate at what hardness and force does it become actually dangerous and then not communicating it.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 3:15:46 PM
No.535055374
>>535056519
>>535056803
>>535055060
Dude I asked for a furby for Christmas when I was like five, and I could never get it to sleep so it was always screeching and crying, and my parents got so annoyed that my dad tore off the battery cover and performed a 5th trimester abortion on it in the living room
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 3:15:54 PM
No.535055387
>>535055201
I meant what I said
Hello /utg/ nation, how are all of you doing today?
Tasquefag Autismo
8/13/2025, 3:16:53 PM
No.535055447
>>535055659
>>535055339
as for sabotaging the retrieval of 3 people? (Dess, Undyne, Toriel) that doesn't look good for Kris
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 3:16:57 PM
No.535055460
>>535055803
On the one hand Toriel getting so drunk she forgot about her child who was out really late in the rain AND having a stranger at home putting the moves on her when they finally return is pretty upsetting
On the other hand
>NOOOOOO MY MOM WHO I NEVER SPEND TIME WITH AND LIE TO CONSTANTLY BEFRIENDED THE FAT JANITOR THAT PRANKED ME EVEN THOUGH I'M SUPPOSED TO BE THE PRANK MASTER WHILE I WAS LEADING SUSIE ALONG AS A PAWN FOR THE KNIGHT WHO WANTS TO HURT MY MOM AND WHO I AM CONSPIRING WITH HOW CAN THIS BEEEEE
Deltarune truly is a land of contrasts
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 3:17:06 PM
No.535055469
>>535055402
I AM SHAKING WITH ANXIETY AND ANTICIPATION
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 3:17:54 PM
No.535055537
>>535055631
>>535055402
just blew up my toilet thanks to bk breakfast sandwiches
Tasquefag Autismo
8/13/2025, 3:18:24 PM
No.535055576
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 3:19:08 PM
No.535055631
>>535055537
In canada you can get these things called farmers wraps from Tim hortons
I swear to god they put laxatives in the fucking things
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 3:19:24 PM
No.535055658
>>535055775
>>535055875
>>535052952
I donβt find anything meaningful, I donβt find purpose in anything. I hate it all so much.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 3:19:25 PM
No.535055659
>>535056420
>>535055447
We don't know jackshit about any of that yet. Only clue at all we have is that Kris is working with the Knight but we don't know how much he knows about the Knight's true intentions, and that Kris opened the door for Undyne to enter the house. That's it. Wanna judge those actions, you're gonna have to wait for further chapters, because right now we don't even know how much of it is intentional.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 3:20:45 PM
No.535055752
>>535055935
I woke up 5 hours after going to sleep instead of the usual 8 and spent a couple of hours gooning which in my sleep deprived state felt like a good idea. I have to go to work now and I already feel exhausted. Why would Gaster do this to me?
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 3:20:56 PM
No.535055775
>>535055658
maybe stop being such a cringy edgelord and go touch grass. if you keep being a negative bitch, you'll never stop being a negative bitch
>noooo but there is NOTHING meaningful or any purpose in anything!
then kill yourself?
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 3:20:59 PM
No.535055778
Nigga thinks a whiffle bat could be solid rubber lmao. These are a known quantity in America, they're hollow plastic bats designed to be able to hit hollow plastic "whiffle balls" used for small children to play a training wheels version of baseball called "tee ball", where there's not even a pitcher, just a stick holding the ball for the kid to line up and hit.
Admittedly I guess if you're not American than baseball stuff probably sounds made up.
But yeah, a plain reading of the text in no way insinuates Dess was hitting Kris in an abusive way, it's more like Kris is a little gremlin harassing Noelle and Dess is bonking Kris with an annoying plastic stick until they stop.
Some people try to read the rollerblades text as Dess hitting Kris with them, but the less belabored reading is that Dess took the others skating and Kris would fall down while learning, which is a universal experience. In fact, one of the Swatch ACT memories suggests Dess and Kris also ice skated together.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 3:21:20 PM
No.535055803
>>535056693
>>535055460
You forgot the slashed tires and the police officer that she called disappearing. She might not know about the second part (or rather didn't think about it, Toriel should definitely think there's something wrong going on if Undyne didn't show up or get in contact with her at all after asking for help) but she 100% knows about the first.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 3:22:08 PM
No.535055875
>>535055658
LOCK THE FUCK IN
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 3:22:53 PM
No.535055935
>>535055986
>>535055752
Which deltarune character were you thinking about
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 3:23:10 PM
No.535055974
Kris was originally adopted by the Holidays (hence the name), but Rudy lost them to Asgore in a poker game.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 3:23:22 PM
No.535055986
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 3:23:49 PM
No.535056030
>>535056518
>>535056857
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 3:24:12 PM
No.535056070
>>535056274
>>535056278
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 3:26:36 PM
No.535056274
>>535056882
>>535056070
this is both funny and sad.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 3:26:39 PM
No.535056278
>>535056434
>>535056882
Tasquefag Autismo
8/13/2025, 3:28:08 PM
No.535056420
>>535056742
>>535056893
>>535055659
as for not speaking with the SOUL? Kris summoned us (tried summoning a demon if I recall correctly?) Kris can speak, see chapter 4 snowgrave Noelle's remarks. Kris needs us, so why haven't they even tried? like have us in the cage. ''listen here faggot, this is my plan'' or is it just a cheap device to keep the plot hidden?
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 3:28:18 PM
No.535056434
>>535056278
post full coward
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 3:29:03 PM
No.535056518
>>535056030
sometimes i think about what it would've been like if i had a brother
then i remember i was an obnoxious little shit and he would've hated me too
>>535055374
I would repeatedly chuck mine down the stairs and hide in the broom closet.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 3:30:53 PM
No.535056664
>>535056797
Doelester is indirect character assassination of Asriel.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 3:31:02 PM
No.535056676
i love her
>>535055803
I'm kind of assuming that she talked to either Sans or Carol about it and they told her not to worry about it
Toriel getting drunk trying to not be stressed out and totally falling off the wagon seems more in-character to me than her straight up forgetting about the mystery tire slasher at least
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 3:31:47 PM
No.535056735
>>535057762
>>535056519
Didnβt they go rabid if you didnβt feed them or something? Gotta be the shittiest designed toy of all time
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 3:31:57 PM
No.535056742
>>535056420
We don't know jackshit.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 3:32:41 PM
No.535056797
>>535056664
how is it character assassination when it's exactly how he behaves in ut?
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 3:32:44 PM
No.535056803
>>535055374
i'm an aspriing electrician, i could technically fix it.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 3:33:24 PM
No.535056857
>>535056030
If only Kris picked up a pen instead of doing, whatever it is theyβre doing with the knight and/or the mysterious phone person
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 3:33:34 PM
No.535056882
>>535057069
>>535056274
The little shit fucking deserves it
>>535056278
Here have more human dess
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 3:33:43 PM
No.535056893
>>535056420
The demon summoning ritual that catti did with Kris was wishlisting deltarune on steam
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 3:33:48 PM
No.535056904
>>535057762
>>535056519
All I remember is me and my cousin making her furby vomit and then repeatedly feeding it its own vomit
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 3:34:42 PM
No.535056994
>>535057270
>>535059537
>>535056693
>Toriel getting drunk trying to not be stressed out and totally falling off the wagon
Yeah this is what feels to be the case to me. There's also the possibility that Sans purposefully got her to lower her guard and then invite him to her home as a way to keep her away from the church because he's in on the plot.
But I don't think either case reflects very well on Toriel anyway. It's not a good fucking moment, no matter what her defenders might argue. It's not also a total character assassination that makes her into the absolute worst and most irredeemable person ever like they insist everyone is accusing her of, but it's not a good moment.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 3:35:35 PM
No.535057069
>>535057245
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 3:36:14 PM
No.535057137
>>535058321
Something about human Dess designs feel too much like self insert. Or maybe I'm just annoyed that dirty hyoomons are appropriating my God-granted punk rock tomboy deer gf.
If you want a fandom with a bunch of humans, go fucking find one! Don't fuck up mine
The only other character I'm fine with you making human besides Kris is Forgotten Man
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 3:37:32 PM
No.535057245
>>535057069
god DAMN i'd do anything to get molested by a girl with hips like that
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 3:37:53 PM
No.535057270
>>535056994
>>535056693
Based reasonable take of a character
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 3:38:07 PM
No.535057291
>>535057563
>>535057631
>wplace renders irl
>spamtenna porn shows up above your house
Would this increase or decrease your property value?
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 3:41:29 PM
No.535057563
>>535057291
>chemicals in the water that turn the friggin froggits gay
>gay water condensates
>the fucking sky is LGBTQ now
FUQUE
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 3:42:23 PM
No.535057631
>>535057291
Decrease but Iβd never sell anyway
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 3:43:51 PM
No.535057762
>>535058413
>>535056735
No!! The 90s models were flawed but still cute little gremlins, they just either had insomnia or sleepy bitch disease! Poo-chi was way more annoying!
>>535056904
I didn't even know that was possible.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 3:45:55 PM
No.535057950
>>535058007
>>535059195
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 3:46:31 PM
No.535058007
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 3:47:52 PM
No.535058114
>>535058291
So, doelester fags, how long until this degenerates from Dess touching Kris to Dess filming Kris and Noelle with a shitty camcorder in the Holiday basement?
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 3:49:54 PM
No.535058291
>>535058640
>>535058114
you NEED to see this sooz
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 3:49:56 PM
No.535058295
I need to reach six figure income so Ralsei will be proud of me
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 3:50:20 PM
No.535058321
>>535059743
>>535057137
Wish granted. Dess is a punk rock actual tomboy deer gf
She is a 3/10 Becky with bad teeth, wrinkles, bad fur, who is revealed to have used her wealth to score the gigachad azzy
>The only other character I'm fine with you making human besides Kris is Forgotten Man
Forgotten man being the most normal guy in a fantasy dark world would be trippy. I like it.
But regarding human dess, I am ambivalent. I like tomboy deer too, but whatever. Real issue is Dess is Chara or Dess is Player Soul or Dess is vessel
I want dess to be her own character, and for Chara analog we have Kris. Kris would interfere in her sociological niche. and Vessel Dess would be twist too similar to Undertale. Finally, Player Soul Dess is shit because why can we do so many things Dess probably wouldn't do? And interferes in Player Soul being the angel
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 3:50:24 PM
No.535058328
>>535060316
>>535058232
the shuttah in the holiday mansion has seen some shit
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 3:51:17 PM
No.535058413
>>535057762
I think it was a newer model with an app you could feed it with
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 3:51:56 PM
No.535058462
>>535058232
>she puts a shitty swirl filter over her face so the police canβt catch her
>the police unswirl the image and catch her immediately
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 3:54:11 PM
No.535058640
>>535058291
She would think Dante is the coolest thing.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 3:59:44 PM
No.535059095
>>535059402
doomin'
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 3:59:52 PM
No.535059109
I can't believe /dum/ is dead again
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 4:00:57 PM
No.535059195
>>535059358
>>535057950
You know eventually, she will fight you when she realizes what you truly are.
what you did to poor noelle.
that what happened to berdly was you.
that all these strange things happening are partially your fault.
oh, the devils that reach for *MY/Kris' very Soul.
just a little further, kris.
just one more enemy.
just one more shadow crystal.
you'll be free.
>https://youtu.be/bemhRSjONnU?list=RDbemhRSjONnU
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 4:01:08 PM
No.535059209
>>535059535
>>535055402
Finally employed again, still obsessed with these characters and living on approximately 5 hours of sleep. The combo that turns life into a beautiful dream.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 4:02:49 PM
No.535059358
>>535059901
>>535059195
Betraying them is going to suck.
We deserve whatever bad end happens as a result.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 4:03:21 PM
No.535059402
>>535059535
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 4:03:22 PM
No.535059403
I think we should start drawing on wplace
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 4:04:50 PM
No.535059535
>>535059969
>>535059402
dominatin'
>>535059209
gratz on the gainful employment
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 4:04:53 PM
No.535059537
>>535059990
>>535077279
>>535056994
It was pretty shitty of her but there are guys saying it's proof that Toriel doesn't care about Kris or that Susie is right and she would be happier with them dead which is a little over the top
Ultimately though I think it's a pretty standard parenting fuck-up you can usually make amends for with an awkward conversation and an apology, but Kris's situation is so crazy between feeling guilty for the divorce happening in the first place with a new man now entering the picture AND doing all this Knight shit behind her back which is why they and Susie were even out late and stressed out in the first place that it becomes pretty complicated and tense
It doesn't help that both Kris and Toriel are shit at communication and dealing with conflict so that awkward conversation is going to be especially awkward, I wouldn't be surprised if chapter 5 opens on kind of a downer or at least black humor
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 4:05:52 PM
No.535059617
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 4:07:16 PM
No.535059743
>>535060902
>>535058321
>And interferes in Player Soul being the angel
That's a plus. Player Angel is retarded.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 4:08:08 PM
No.535059820
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 4:08:56 PM
No.535059901
>>535059358
we do, but what hurts is not the axe piercing our vessel, but to see them so disappointed in us.
they thought we were their friend.
they thought they could trust us.
to see all that hope we created crushed to bits.
to see their tiny hearts break.
that is what hurts.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 4:09:16 PM
No.535059929
>>535029492
We are going to ascend Mt. Ebott in chapter 7
There is also a "far away snowy city" that Noelle remembers Dess taking her to
I think it's right across the lake
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 4:09:39 PM
No.535059969
>>535059535
>gratz on the gainful employment
Thanks, after 2.5 years it was about goddamn time. Ended up basically getting my old job but better in every way. Life has not prepared me for such luck.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 4:09:49 PM
No.535059990
>>535059537
>guys saying it's proof that Toriel doesn't care about Kris or that Susie is right and she would be happier with them dead which is a little over the top
It's obviously not true and Kris being gone would devastate many people, but the point has always been not what they think, but what Kris thinks. Kris is a depressed moody teenager with some mysterious traumatic past event and mixed in in some potentially apocalyptic scheme. Mental health is not the forte right now, so Toriel inadvertently giving Kris reason to think Susie was right, even she actually isn't, could be catastrophic.
Well, that and some players just jerking off to misery porn and playing it up. But I doubt many, if anyone, genuinely thinks Toriel would celebrate Kris dying.
>Ultimately though I think it's a pretty standard parenting fuck-up you can usually make amends for with an awkward conversation and an apology, but Kris's situation is so crazy between feeling guilty for the divorce happening in the first place with a new man now entering the picture AND doing all this Knight shit behind her back which is why they and Susie were even out late and stressed out in the first place that it becomes pretty complicated and tense
Yep, 100%.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 4:13:36 PM
No.535060305
>>535060539
is this all it takes to turn on the fujo floodgates
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 4:13:44 PM
No.535060316
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 4:13:50 PM
No.535060320
>>535061332
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 4:13:59 PM
No.535060334
>>535055402
Suffering, wondering what I did so wrong for the universe to be punishing me with these awful period cramps that painkillers don't have an effect on.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 4:14:23 PM
No.535060369
>>535060727
>>535061284
Could Kris actually be the Ancient Human rather than the Cyan human?
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 4:16:23 PM
No.535060539
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 4:16:35 PM
No.535060560
>>535060679
teh rawring knite :333
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 4:18:01 PM
No.535060679
>>535060560
The black shard is a spork
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 4:18:35 PM
No.535060727
>>535060369
Not impossible but I'm only giving it like 0.5% power in my schizotheory motion machine
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 4:18:40 PM
No.535060736
>>535060882
>somebody drew hearts around my wplace pixels
I have been WITNESSED
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 4:20:05 PM
No.535060882
>>535061030
>>535060736
stop being brazilian
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 4:20:20 PM
No.535060902
>>535064390
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 4:21:48 PM
No.535061030
>>535061125
>>535060882
but I'm a burger
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 4:22:54 PM
No.535061125
>>535061030
stop being burgillian
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 4:24:35 PM
No.535061254
>>535061316
>>535061324
Fave scares off an evil native american forest spirit dwarf with the power of Christ.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 4:24:54 PM
No.535061284
>>535071710
>>535060369
>emotionless face
>blackened sun
>dark drop (the dark tear?)
very curious.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 4:25:13 PM
No.535061316
>>535061254
there is literally only one fave in the cast that this could apply to
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 4:25:19 PM
No.535061324
>>535061427
>>535061564
>>535061254
Spamton is scared by the power of many religions
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 4:25:26 PM
No.535061332
>>535061832
>>535060320
of course she'd hold onto them
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 4:26:42 PM
No.535061427
>>535061482
>>535061324
Spamton is particularly susceptible to car bombs
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 4:27:24 PM
No.535061482
>>535063582
>>535061427
Why did the IRA target Spamton??
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 4:28:18 PM
No.535061564
>>535061324
Many religions come with iconographic talismans with sharp corners that can be used as bludgeons to defeat Spamton.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 4:29:14 PM
No.535061642
>>535046458
Is it as juicy as the fruit?
>>535049360
>>535049635
I wish I had that South Park cop gif on hand, or that Futurama one saying βWhat are you, gay?β
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 4:31:17 PM
No.535061832
>>535061332
And accidentally lend them to Asgore instead of anime.
Who do you think is the biggest sociopath, (You) the player or non-possesed Kris?
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 4:34:13 PM
No.535062118
>>535062034
Me, the play-yor!
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 4:34:47 PM
No.535062179
>>535062034
Spamton G. Spamton
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 4:35:41 PM
No.535062271
>>535065102
who do you think is more homeopathic?
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 4:35:53 PM
No.535062297
>>535062034
Considering I'm playing Pacifist, we just represent two conflicting flavors of autism.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 4:36:02 PM
No.535062306
>>535062518
Susie: Shoto
Kris: Rushdown
Ralsei: Grappler
Noelle: Zoner
FRIEND: Puppet
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 4:38:12 PM
No.535062518
>>535063131
>>535062306
>Ralsei will never pin you into submission
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 4:38:52 PM
No.535062576
>>535062806
>>535063234
i love my boy ralsei
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 4:41:24 PM
No.535062806
>>535063151
>>535063234
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 4:43:55 PM
No.535063043
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 4:44:26 PM
No.535063091
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 4:44:44 PM
No.535063131
>>535062518
>Ralsei will never pi_ ___ ____ _____ss___
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 4:44:58 PM
No.535063151
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 4:45:56 PM
No.535063229
Andrew Hussie will write the romance part of deltarune, is it better than toby's? Which ships will be canon?
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 4:46:25 PM
No.535063280
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 4:47:08 PM
No.535063349
>>535063468
>>535064932
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 4:47:35 PM
No.535063383
>>535063631
The time between when I wake up and when goatposting begins is the best time of all
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 4:48:27 PM
No.535063468
>>535063748
>>535064932
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 4:49:41 PM
No.535063582
>>535061482
Just the usual stuff
>>535063383
All hours are goat hours.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 4:50:39 PM
No.535063676
>>535065707
ralsei yaoi
>>535063468
bÀÀÀÀÀÀÀ
i have to go now, about to eat family dinner again. have fun guys. see you later. :)
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 4:52:21 PM
No.535063821
>>535063748
Change da world friend.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 4:52:45 PM
No.535063858
>>535063975
>>535064130
>>535063631
where did his pants go
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 4:53:22 PM
No.535063916
>>535063748
i hope it goes poorly for you + your financial situation turns for the worse
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 4:53:57 PM
No.535063975
>>535063858
in the garbage where they belong
let it all hang out
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 4:54:18 PM
No.535064012
>>535063748
Take this before you go! Have a nice time, fren!
Bye! :)
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 4:55:24 PM
No.535064130
>>535063858
Pants get in the way.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 4:56:02 PM
No.535064196
>>535064305
Why aren't you drawing more on wplace?
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 4:56:49 PM
No.535064273
fave gets into wacky antics and perhaps even some hijinks
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 4:56:51 PM
No.535064275
i am the anti roaring knight I carry out fate with 25 dollars
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 4:57:07 PM
No.535064305
>>535064196
THE HALFWAY MARK
HAS BEEN ACHIEVED
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 4:57:39 PM
No.535064352
>>535065472
>Dess molests Kris
This is such a weak sauce idea and honestly carries absolutely 0 appeal because it is immediateley sexual and has no real edginess to it outside of "oh an older woman with an underage man", which in fanfic world is the most vanilla taboo you can go with.
The real taboo is in the grooming and that's where the OOWAHHH SEXO gold mine lies.
>Kris, Noelle, and Dess are sitting in the living room of the Holliday family home
>Noelle and Kris are at the coffee table with a puzzle while Dess reclines on the sofa nearby
>Noelle is diligently finding all the edge pieces
>Kris is taking his pieces to spell out naughty words and showing Dess, who lazily looks over and snickers at the little human's colorful vocabulary.
>A knock at the door before it gently opens, accompanied by the cheering of "Ho Ho Hoes" that line the entranceway.
>The elder Dreemur sibling walks in, carrying sandwhiches and bags of nerf sport equipment
>"Whoooo's ready for a picnic!?"
>Noelle gets up and cheers
>Kris gives a resound "RAAAAAAAAAAAAA" and flings the nearly squared frame of the puzzle and a lopsided puzzle-fonted "Snot-Burglar" into the air.
>The Hollidays give a surprised look before bursting into giggles
>"Alright....let me change real quick". Dess says, rousing herself from her statuesque lazeabout.
>"You had all this time to do that and you wait till we're ready to go" Asriel pouts, before his mood glows to the two young ones circling him
>Dess goes up to her room
>A few minutes pass and Asriel, still armfulled of the picnic necessities, touches his rolling sibling with his foot.
>"Psst, hey, Kris, could you go get Dess?"
>he whispers, feeling more comfortable asking his own not-flesh-and-blood-but-he-considers-them-that-way-anyways
>Kris gives the same pout Asriel did, before stomping his way up the stairs
>Kris stands in front of the door
>DO NOT DISTURB
>NO ENTRY
>they raise their fist to knock
>I'LL KILL YOU KRIS YES I MEAN YOU
>that sign felt personal somehow
(1/2)
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 4:58:12 PM
No.535064390
>>535060902
Ignoring every single angel-Noelle symbolism for "WOMZA, I AM GOD!!!" reddit narcissism.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 4:58:53 PM
No.535064467
Fish I wish
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 4:58:53 PM
No.535064468
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 5:00:31 PM
No.535064617
>>535065132
post some of those schizo theory diagrams I wanna make my own and need references
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 5:02:53 PM
No.535064840
>>535064917
> I wanna make my own and need references
>I'm going to just copy and paste verbatim and not do any of my own research
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 5:03:42 PM
No.535064917
>>535065020
>>535064840
welcome to deltarune "theory-crafting"
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 5:03:53 PM
No.535064932
>>535065113
>>535063349
>>535063234
>>535063468
This thing makes me angry
>>535063631
This thing makes me unbearably horny
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 5:04:23 PM
No.535064986
>>535063631
Whenever India/Europe are asleep the goatposting stops
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 5:04:42 PM
No.535065020
>>535064917
more like theory wafting
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 5:05:10 PM
No.535065063
>>535065186
>>535065273
Remember: kris can canonically carry Susie with ease
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 5:05:33 PM
No.535065102
>>535065196
>>535062271
Toriel and Tenna together. Theyβre trying to stop Kris from dismembering squirrels with the power of essential oils
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 5:05:37 PM
No.535065113
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 5:05:54 PM
No.535065132
>>535065337
>>535064617
Just ask chatgpt to come up with schizo theories for you
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 5:06:23 PM
No.535065186
>>535065063
Kris just flies off with her like Superman.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 5:06:27 PM
No.535065196
>>535065102
>Kris drowning in a bucket of lavender oil
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 5:07:17 PM
No.535065273
>>535065063
"With ease" is an understatement, she needs to feel light as a feather to carry her that way in the scene. Fucking comedy gag strength man.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 5:07:55 PM
No.535065337
>>535065508
>>535065132
I have my own theory ready I just need to know how to make diagrams
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 5:09:13 PM
No.535065472
>>535066003
>>535069692
>>535064352
>they knock a Krissmas carol
>"Yeah, one fu....one second Azzie"
>Dess catches herself swearing,
>she's dressed, she's already ready, she was just packing weed into her grinder, and rolling a doobie
>no answer
>he'd usually comment something like "do you SWEAR on it?" and then giggle
>he really does take after his mom
>but there was nothing
>and if it was Noelle, there'd be a whine
>that means it was...
>she pauses for a moment, sticks the well wrapped joint into her pants pocket and crosses to the middle of the room
>she crosses her arms and grabs the bottoms of her tank top, like she was just putting it on
>Don't do it Dess.
>it's wrong
>Her mind is wrapped up in all the details of how fucked up she is
>how everyone would hate her
>""what do you even see in him, he's so young?""
>her daydream authorities scold her
>it sends shocks through her body
>it's not that bad...all the shows you show him are worse
>"THEY DONT KNOW THEYRE DOING IT TO A YOUNG MAN THOUGH"
>her authorities scream at her
>she always was punk though
>she lifts her shirt to her chin and stares at the door
>bra exposed
>"YEAH I'M READY
>the door slowly opens
>she turns her head down, cheeks burning
>she tugs the shirt down as if it were getting caught on her breasts
>out of the corner of her eye she sees the door fully open and finally quits pretending and gets herself ready
>Kris is staring, more mute than usual.
>"oh hey Kid, ready to go?"
>they're staring at her, face as red as their eyes
>"What, you look like a steamed tomato, is it that hot outside?"
>Kris shakes their head
>"Good, I'd hafta change again, sure wouldn't want that would we squirt?"
>she guages their face
>Kris goes a little redder
>the Dess in her mind has her eyes rolling back
>'do you SEE that expression'
>'Oh they want more'
>'not yet Dess, that time will come...'
>she grabs Kris by the collar and pulls them close to her tits, sprinting dowstairs
>'...and so will you'
>rapt rapt rapting tooo
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 5:09:14 PM
No.535065474
>>535065746
>>535046458
I really like the style of this pic
Also looks like sheβll say something like βwant to play grownup games with me?β, and Kris would never tell a soul because Dess made him promise and good boys/dogs never break a promise
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 5:09:35 PM
No.535065508
>>535065337
if you "don't know how to make diagrams" then I expect you don't know how to make theories either. Seriously the references you're looking for just throw a bunch of images together on a white MS paint canvas with plain text and maybe some red lines, get over it dude
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 5:11:02 PM
No.535065649
>>535065873
>>535054673
It was wiffle bat. Literally just hollow plastic. Thatβs nowhere close to assault.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 5:11:21 PM
No.535065682
Whay if ralsei had hooves instead of paws?
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 5:11:34 PM
No.535065707
>>535063676
best version of ralsei is secret slutty ralsei
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 5:11:59 PM
No.535065746
>>535066370
>>535076473
>>535065474
In the comic she sacrifices Kris to friend or something
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 5:12:48 PM
No.535065835
>>535066170
Noelle plays Squirrel Stapler because it's such a morbid concept with a delightful scare at the end
Kris plays Squirrel Stapler in real life
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 5:13:09 PM
No.535065873
>>535065649
December slammed Kris' soft spot knowingly with a weighted wiffle bat. (that's why he's Like That)
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 5:14:38 PM
No.535066003
>>535066624
>>535065472
that sure is a nice buildup but it sucks ass as a standalone story
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 5:14:43 PM
No.535066018
>>535056693
You know what they say about assuming, Anon.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 5:16:03 PM
No.535066125
>>535066178
>>535066917
all by myself in the morning
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 5:16:32 PM
No.535066170
>>535065835
too bad for kris that god is coming
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 5:16:38 PM
No.535066178
>>535066125
you're not alone
you've got starwalker right there
Why aren't more people from all parts of the internet on here bullying you guys about wplace? It makes it seem like what's happening on there does not line up. Like it's from some discord channel doing it. There is no way /utg/ isn't in on what's happening right now.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 5:18:05 PM
No.535066310
>>535066213
i could not care less about your stupid fucking pixel site GO BACK
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 5:18:13 PM
No.535066323
>>535066608
i come to you with proposals
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 5:18:31 PM
No.535066364
>>535066556
>>535067649
>>535066213
The internet doesn't know about us, and we don't care about them.
Pixel map meme is already stale, find a new thing to talk about.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 5:18:35 PM
No.535066370
>>535065746
I know, saved it because I like the style
Wish Kris didnβt have moles though, but it could always be crumbs. He was described as always having some around his mouth after eating pie. But the artist didnβt have him wiped his face so I assume those are moles
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 5:20:42 PM
No.535066556
>>535067110
>>535066364
need that ass on my face RIGHT NOW
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 5:21:07 PM
No.535066608
>>535066797
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 5:21:17 PM
No.535066624
>>535066003
Yeah I am busy do I had to cut it quite short since I got work to do. iβd need to write a few chapters worth of doe grooming to really get the point across that the buildup is the best part
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 5:21:40 PM
No.535066660
>>535066923
>>535066213
>why do adults not care about discord teen shit
You guys should try being straight some time
It's pretty fun
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 5:22:34 PM
No.535066745
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 5:22:55 PM
No.535066771
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 5:23:10 PM
No.535066797
>>535066670
you should try being bi
it's an objective improvement you can't even argue
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 5:24:16 PM
No.535066896
>>535068910
>>535066841
thats subjective at best
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 5:24:22 PM
No.535066904
look at this goatograph
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 5:24:24 PM
No.535066909
>>535066670
i need a cute girls fat ass on my face RIGHT NOW
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 5:24:26 PM
No.535066917
>>535069252
>>535066125
This is the only thing that has made me reconsider not giving the plush to Ralsei in any playthrough. Not enough to make me go back and redo it, but still.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 5:24:29 PM
No.535066923
>>535066660
that shit was Noelle's idea I'm certain
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 5:24:38 PM
No.535066940
Watching the folks on the couch slowly fade,
feeling the fractures that came day by day,
family feuds left one fan in the gray.
Don't you remember the nights I was there?
To censor the harsh words and censor the swears?
New shows and games, for the nights you were scared. Tune out the manic, leave just static air.
Kris, don't you want to switch off the noise? Plug in the console, and play with your toys? As the world splits, I could still bring you joy. Don't turn your back on the real McCoy
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 5:24:46 PM
No.535066956
>>535067679
>>535068114
>>535066841
The bi people I've known just complain about how gay people say they're straight and straight people say they're gay
>>535066841
counter point: men are stinky
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 5:25:22 PM
No.535067017
>>535066670
I just got done writing Dess grooming Kris, idk what you want
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 5:26:07 PM
No.535067110
>>535066556
Let me see you clap
Now work that a-now work it
She doin' that shit on purpose. (She is!)
She movin' dat ass so fast I swear to got a neva'can touch it
She movin' dat shit in high gear. (High gear!) Break it
Booty droppin' everywhere
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wUXywJ5lUTg
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 5:26:17 PM
No.535067121
>>535066958
take a shower fatass
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 5:26:28 PM
No.535067138
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 5:26:40 PM
No.535067163
>>535039814
not at all, i'm just not combing the thread 24/7 at the moment, but i'll always be here
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 5:27:13 PM
No.535067207
>>535067359
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 5:27:18 PM
No.535067214
>>535066841
Sometimes I think I must be bi because I've had sex with with opposite gender before but other times I think I'm just fully gay because I hated it each time I did it and I've decided to never do that again in my life. I usually just call myself bi though.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 5:29:01 PM
No.535067359
>>535067207
>you like deerpussy, don't you kris?
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 5:32:07 PM
No.535067643
>>535067727
>>535069449
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 5:32:12 PM
No.535067649
>>535066364
Ralsei! Throw him against the wall, fill him with liquid!
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 5:32:26 PM
No.535067679
>>535066956
the clopen people
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 5:32:54 PM
No.535067727
>>535067643
hot but futa susie is cringe
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 5:34:15 PM
No.535067853
goat milk
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 5:35:02 PM
No.535067926
>>535068252
/utg/ you need to be more clopen minded
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 5:35:14 PM
No.535067948
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 5:36:58 PM
No.535068114
>>535068210
>>535066956
if they can't understand bi people, do you want to date them anyway?
let the stupid people filter themselves, i say
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 5:37:45 PM
No.535068210
>>535068304
>>535068114
They just spend the entire time they're in the relationship being incredibly insecure
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 5:38:15 PM
No.535068252
>>535067926
My workplace is about to force me to clopen and will find out they were getting my services at a steep discount up until this point.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 5:38:35 PM
No.535068286
>>535068818
im bi and just want to wuv and be wuved
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 5:38:50 PM
No.535068304
Pippins would be so fucking ugly and not hot if they were real but that's a conversation pippinsfags aren't ready to have
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 5:40:54 PM
No.535068524
>>535068310
Yeah at least the ads from chapter 2 were more humanoid and you could fill in some detail there.
Literal block heads with zero detail just isn't an appealing character design or really that interesting or memorable. People will remember Ramb long after the pips are forgotten.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 5:42:22 PM
No.535068675
>>535068936
>>535068310
very few faves would survive the transition to 3d
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 5:43:32 PM
No.535068818
>>535068286
You will be wuved someday anon, just push your boundaries.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 5:44:28 PM
No.535068910
>>535069274
>>535066896
Only asexual and bisexual make sense. Straights and gays need to pick a side already
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 5:44:31 PM
No.535068916
>>535069146
When I explained to a stranger that I'm a deltarune fan, they looked at me with disgust and spit on my face.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 5:44:42 PM
No.535068936
>>535068675
Who survives and who perishes?
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 5:46:50 PM
No.535069146
>>535068916
They should've rocked your shit
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 5:47:34 PM
No.535069225
Would Berdly prefer the original freeware version of Cave Story like all good hearted gamers or does he only play the Nicalis version
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 5:47:57 PM
No.535069252
>>535066917
I will always pick the Susie plushie, we ain't getting one IRL and Ralsei really likes it anyway
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 5:48:08 PM
No.535069274
>>535069657
>>535068910
you think undyne and alphys had a threesome with asgore at one point?
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 5:48:18 PM
No.535069291
>>535069575
>>535068310
Thatβs just the Toby Fox way
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 5:49:37 PM
No.535069443
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 5:49:39 PM
No.535069449
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 5:50:51 PM
No.535069575
>>535069291
>posting his overworld sprite
>the old ugly version too
At least the shop sprite gets his intentional sexiness across easily.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 5:51:30 PM
No.535069643
>>535070334
>>535073857
>currently reading about the rubber-or-plastic wiffle bat on Kris head and its potential damage to his head debate
>everyone ignores that the real damage to his mind is Dessβ cervine cervix repeatedly hitting Kris unprotected penis while the two were alone in the woods
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 5:51:40 PM
No.535069657
>>535069274
If Asgore wasn't basically Undyne's dad I would say yes
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 5:52:04 PM
No.535069692
>>535065472
Luring Dess into the forest with my many eyes and lantern, and bringing her Salvation
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 5:53:25 PM
No.535069823
>>535070213
>Azzy has changed since going to college, he's more jaded and less of a good boy (from those poor company humans he's been hanging out with)
>Avoids going back home because of the divorce situation and still open wounded over losing Dess, only came to visit Kris during the festival (which is implied to not be during summer, which he apparently didn't come last time)
>He still loves Kris and tries his best to keep contact and support his they/them damaged human sibling, their bond grew over the years BUT only because Kris never told him the truth they're responsible for her disappearance
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 5:54:36 PM
No.535069937
>>535070284
>>535070498
>want to date noelle holiday
>no childhood friends
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 5:55:04 PM
No.535069996
>>535033778
That's a bro thing.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 5:57:00 PM
No.535070213
>>535069823
>Omori again
lame but it would be funny if Asriel is destined to suffer by humanity wherever he goes
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 5:57:36 PM
No.535070284
>>535069937
>want to date anyone
>
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 5:58:00 PM
No.535070334
>>535069643
Kill yourself
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 5:58:09 PM
No.535070348
>>535066958
counter counter point: if you take a shower you don't stink
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 5:58:48 PM
No.535070413
>want to date kris dreemurr
>no human friends
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 5:59:30 PM
No.535070498
>>535071243
>>535071957
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:01:54 PM
No.535070748
>>535071037
>>535068310
Jesus Christ the sound I just made
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:02:42 PM
No.535070815
>>535071230
>>535071398
>want to date a friend
>no one is with me in the dark
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:04:11 PM
No.535070965
>>535068310
fat fuck pippins
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:04:51 PM
No.535071037
>>535070748
Did it sound something like
>"GIASFCLFUBREHBERNPBAVUUJJCSEOMEOIWLSNOTELEKSTMFBRLXETMONSTERMNGOPMDIAMREMAUUJHITSCIGARSVXRSOUDCW"
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:05:25 PM
No.535071087
>>535049208
Why did you post this image of ramb?
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:06:50 PM
No.535071230
>>535070815
Reading this made me produce a short, cartoony sound very similar to that of a glass surface being rubbed and cleaned.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:06:55 PM
No.535071243
>>535070498
>Literally all of these apply to noelle
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:08:33 PM
No.535071398
>>535071529
>>535070815
>tfw your friend grabs your ass and kisses your neck in the dark
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:09:44 PM
No.535071529
>>535071908
>>535071398
>tfw your friend's ass is darkness
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:11:26 PM
No.535071710
>>535061284
If this is truly Reverse Undertale than the final Kris/cage (if not actually Kris) outfit being the ancient human in the poncho during the final boss fight is appropriate.
>i am about to complete day 4 of nofap
feels good man, on day 7 i will do the BIG BANG to reward myself.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:13:30 PM
No.535071906
>>535072185
>>535071826
you have to lift the weight, retard
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:13:32 PM
No.535071908
>>535071529
>tfw your fat assed darkness friend takes off their helmet and it's rudy
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:14:01 PM
No.535071957
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:14:02 PM
No.535071959
>>535071826
my record is two weeks and when i finally came it kind hurt
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:14:57 PM
No.535072053
>>535072440
>>535072925
I get wanting to deny being the worst fanbase on the internet currently.
But why do people try to think Toby loves his western fanbase?
Almost everything he does in person is japan exclusive.
He lives in Japan. [Sakurai drives him home when they'd hang out.]
And He tele-coms almost every stream he does , unless it's in Japan.
He changed the release of his game to be more convenient for the Japanese audience, and pushed it back specifically for the switch 2 release, which was when the release date was even announced.
Like I get it. He's a fag, but he doesn't care about the western fanbase nearly as much as the Japanese one, that's just the facts.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:16:06 PM
No.535072173
I have brought an interesting idea to the table gentlemen and ladies. What if there was mod called cuteroute. What is the cuteroute? Cuteroute is an inversion of Snowgrave and the weirdroute where instead of purchasing the thorn ring you can buy the Fuzzy Apple Bracelet.
The bracelet can be given to any PARTY member, (Susie, Ralsei, Noelle) and Berdly with proper execution (since he is never a party member).
The bracelet if given to a character will strengthen both you and the character of choices (bond) including extra dialogue options for platonic or more romance between you and your PARTY member of choice.
If you give a bracelet to a member in chapter 2 you will get a bracelet the next day (Chapter 2) from the person you gave the bracelet to.
Bracelet stats on your party member of choice
Noelle- low TP cost to use spells increased ef
Susie- Higher damage or defense (depending on what your approach was during chapter 1 and 2) and Kris is never targeted for attacks. (Excluding group ones)
Ralsei-HP stat is boosted by 50 and slight reduction on TP costs for spells.
Berdly-Nothing
The bracelet you get in return
Noelle-Christmas bracelet, you are allowed to use FROST in battle. A 80% TP move that has Kris call out to Noelle. Snow will fall and TIRE enemies instantly.
Ralsei- Charm bracelet, increases your base HP by 60
Susie- Purple glow-in-the dark slap bracelet. It can be equiped as armor or a sword. It increases your cool stat and money drop.
Berdly- the fitbit (given to you at the festival if you date berdly and agree to go to his house) it cuts your damage by half and shoots your movement speed and defense up.
Just a rough idea for a mod for items and extra dialogue to fuel more character content.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:16:12 PM
No.535072185
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:16:18 PM
No.535072195
>>535072278
Why would I care about any of that when im busting fat nuts to virovirokun
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:16:38 PM
No.535072231
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:17:06 PM
No.535072278
>>535072386
>>535072392
>>535072195
because if you cared you'd be busting nuts inside real virus women with huge butts
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:18:04 PM
No.535072380
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:18:08 PM
No.535072386
>>535072498
>>535072278
NTA but are you a bug chaser?
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:18:11 PM
No.535072392
>>535072278
>real virus women
Isn't that just all women?
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:18:38 PM
No.535072440
>>535072497
>>535072053
You should stop caring about what some random gachatards on xitter of all places think about the DR fandom just because someone drew a funny game sprite instead of generic anime girl #2041
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:19:05 PM
No.535072484
>>535072643
>>535072781
Someone bake the new thread, I want to post something funny
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:19:12 PM
No.535072497
>>535072625
>>535072440
I agree with the Gacha tards on this one.
Lets not pretend this fanbase isn't ass.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:19:12 PM
No.535072498
>>535072386
nah I'm white
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:20:35 PM
No.535072625
>>535072820
>>535072864
>>535072497
Every fandom is ass, every fandom has more or less the same problems every other one does
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:20:46 PM
No.535072643
>>535072484
Only if it's a noelle op
Otherwise let's stay here
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:22:05 PM
No.535072781
>>535073180
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:22:22 PM
No.535072817
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:22:23 PM
No.535072820
>>535072625
True. I guess the size and popularity with Children in the west is what makes so much worse for deltarune.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:22:44 PM
No.535072864
>>535072625
Deltarune is categorically on the better side of fandom
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:23:12 PM
No.535072925
>>535072992
>>535072053
I think he just likes Japan. He's a weeb. Ascribing all that to a hatred of western fans is a little narcissistic
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:23:57 PM
No.535072992
>>535072925
I think the Hatred of western fans theory mostly comes from what he and hussie went through due to homestuck.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:25:46 PM
No.535073180
>>535072781
STOP! DON'T OPEN THAT DOOR!
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:28:02 PM
No.535073404
>>535077673
>>535056519
I hate hate HATE WHEN PEOPLE DRAW BALD GENDERED AVATARS THAT ARE SUPPOSED TO BE SELF INSERTS
"you" AND "anon" MYA SSS
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:32:27 PM
No.535073857
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 6:57:33 PM
No.535076473
>>535065746
I... That's one way to take it. To the FRIEND INSIDE HER!
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 7:05:02 PM
No.535077279
>>535059537
Normal parents donβt get drunk so often that their kids arenβt even phased anymore. This is not the first time this has happened. Toriel isnβt a good mother.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 7:08:35 PM
No.535077673
>>535073404
Oh no! I'm going to keep drawing it.
Anonymous
8/13/2025, 8:53:05 PM
No.535088638
>>535051021
This reeks of ai