Thread 535045306

STRESS TEST TODAY!

troondle filth off the op!

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>>535001916

>ASCENDED POOCHIE
ASCENDED POOCHIE
>ASCENDED POOCHIE
ASCENDED POOCHIE
>ASCENDED POOCHIE
ASCENDED POOCHIE
>ASCENDED POOCHIE

thoughts on them wiping poochie? apparently its undecided
i think they should wipe and do a proper freshie launch

Pochie day soon!!

kill yourself parsetrannies.

Epoch's Client will be on the Ascension Launcher under this dropdown.
Don't download Ascension's client. Wait until they add Epoch here.

never replying to an anime poster again

>POCHIE WEEKEND
POCHIE WEEKEND
>POCHIE WEEKEND
POCHIE WEEKEND

so, stress test when?

does any private server has anime girls in bikini ingame?

>>535045443
A wipe would be fair now due to registrations being open via ascension but life aint fair! THefaithful should get to keep their progress, it took to two weeks of pain to get lvl 8!

>>535045632
possibly today or tomorrow.

>search ascension discord for pregnant man emoji
>477k results
BTFO ROSS

big poochie down my coochie

1984

>>535045443
I don't care if they wipe, I do care that kaytotes talked about beta players getting a pet as a reward? I think I should get one aswell considering i've been beta testing for him the last 2 weeks.

>ITS LIVE
UPDATE NOW
>ITS LIVE
UPDATE NOW
>ITS LIVE
UPDATE NOW
>ITS LIVE
UPDATE NOW
>ITS LIVE
UPDATE NOW

wait do i have to delete my old project epoch file and download the new one?
what about my account?

>>535045716
are you 9 years old nigga

>>535045950
you can login with your email on ascension, don't delete the epoch client yet.

Asspoch or Pochass?

>>535045879
That's what I've been saying!

the apoochie client is incredible

>paladin
>druid
>priest
faggots

>>535045905
how?? it tells me to install ascension game

>>535046323
wtf

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEUdl-am0I8
honestly, might just play normal ascension instead
this looks fun

>>535046323
>t. brown human/orc

GURUBASHI GANG
GURUBASHI LOVE
GURUBASHI FOREVER

>>535046323
well i do love cock inside me and i do like two of those classes

Hummmmm since when do we need a fucking launcher to play on a wow private server?

>>535046335
simply stop the file verification progress.

>>535046520
the other option is that they deliver patches through an RCE like Warmane!

>>535046520
Did you wake up from cryostasis anon?

>>535046335
Start download trhen stop it, it takes you to the launcher main screen then

Can I use nampower on epoch
The game is unplayable from my country without it

>>535046532
>>535046643
thank you sirs

>>535046705
Its not up yet btw, that anon was being sa silly sausage.

POCHIE MONTH
>POCHIE MONTH
POCHIE MONTH
>POCHIE MONTH

Good morning, I want to sex femgnomes.

I HATE POCHIEPOSTERS I HATE POCHIEPOSTERS I HATE POCHIEPOSTERS I HATE POCHIEPOSTERS I HATE POCHIEPOSTERS I HATE POCHIEPOSTERS I HATE POCHIEPOSTERS I HATE POCHIEPOSTERS I HATE POCHIEPOSTERS I HATE POCHIEPOSTERS I HATE POCHIEPOSTERS I HATE POCHIEPOSTERS I HATE POCHIEPOSTERS I HATE POCHIEPOSTERS

>>535046818
hey

>>535046875
calm down anon
its pochie weekend soon

>>535046809
POCHIE QUARTER??

P..Pochiee…

>>535046875
but they are so cute?

>>535046875
pochie ritual posters are somehow the only good aspect of these threads

the ritual isnt working though

Now lets see turtle's vibes

BBC new content

>>535047290
>comfy human hut next to horde nigger base
no thought were spared lmao

>>535046875
Wtf.....

>>535046875
sex with pochieposters....

chris metzen

>>535047268
immaculate

>>535047234
Still waiting for updates..."we have done this and that, we are hoping to get the servers up some time this week". There's no way its a smooth process to put their scripts and shiz onto a new core or whatever the frick is happening.

Dutch please i'm begging transfer my lvl 13

>>535047290
pretty sure that's closer to SS than TM

>>535047365
Sex with pochieposters in the mating press position.

BBC writing, turdle could never

>>535047290
turtoise in wow
turtle in wow
Turtle wow

Cleaning my room for POCHIE WEEKEND

Guys will we be playing Epoch by the weekend???

Watching Spongebob while waiting for Pochie.

Ambershire 4 days tick tock pochis

>>535047661
they want to release before ambershire

>>535047679
>_< cutee

Epoggers should add more skeletal appearances for undead

>>535047736
I'm a turtlewow player but that would be unironically based

What if Northrend but in Vanilla?

>>535047995
It would be a barren open pvp wasteland like the Wilds in OSRS.

Ahegao

>>535047995
What if Northrendd but in Neapolitan ice cream flavor?

>>535047619
Karl...

>>535047995
>3rd continent with fuck all to do besides endgame raids
no?

I wish we knew what shenna thought after hearing about the merge

The worst part about WotLK is that they had to make Arthas a huge retard just so the players could win.
Make Scourge playable and make Northrend giga PvP zone.

>>535046681
isnt that for 1.12 clients only?

it's is my life

Prediction.
Before the stress test comes up there will be multiple posts from people completely unable to use the launcher due to ineptitude or paranoia.
As if a group of mentally unsound people with low IQ's suddenly ran into apple store and started crying on the floor

>>535048215
probably very fucking mad.
they described epoch as "weak", while true they just got bought out by fucking ascension who aren't.

>>535048247
nobody cares about shit like that
the worst part about wotlk is it's banal shit boring themepark zone design and joke dungeons

>>535048137
This but filled with high level elites and bosses, and me on my rogue ganking everyone

>>535048338
You are right.
I'm going back to Albion.

>>535047806
Personally, I like my undead LESS skeletal.
I do wish I could get these models without sacrificing the missing and broken jaws, though.

I hope Epoch just lifts Kara from TBC, no need to remake what's already perfect.

>pochie launch draws near
>have to go on a 3 week work assignment with no pc
well fuck you

I always warrior tank but warriors are looking to be outclassed in tanking by paladins and duirds and will be relegated to a DPS>OT class in Epoch and I hate DPSing. Maybe I should roll a Priest this time....
I am not rolling a tranny paladin or druid so dont say to go those.

>>535048646
don't worry anon, by the time you come back MC won't be open yet.

>>535048646
>had all the free time in the world for 2 weeks
>26th of july happened
just my luck

>>535048646
>work assignment with no pc
You're going to prison aren't you

>>535048568
>Personally, I like my undead LESS skeletal
I got you senpai

>>535048597
we are back to pretendig kara is good now?
we JUST had tbbc classic and everyone hated that shithole after two resets

>>535048247
I always thought a cool concept for a "fun" bg would be a 40v40 but half of each team gets taken to the scourge, horde and alliance on def of two bases close to each other, scourge players get to pick monsters (not too strong, maybe the odd DK to a random player) and are on offense.
30 min time limit, horde and alliance CAN work together but remain hostile to each other,
But I bet scourge would win too much and people would cry even if they could easily win by working together.

>>535048765
Bones!

>>535048313
and that's a good thing!

>>535048764
worse, construction

>>535048767
i dont care what a retard that stuck around to play classic thinks. kara is comfy raid kino.

>>535048597
best raid in wow without a doubt

>>535048851
It's fucking WoW, don't you have a laptop or something?

>>535048568
Skeletons>zombies

>>535048767
because people (still) cant properly play 20yo old game
and perhaps it IS a tad long for 10 man

>>535048767
>weekend drunk alt kara
10x more fun than any other raid in tbc

>>535048851
based tradieanon

>>535048690
you were never a trve warrior then. get in a dress and prepare to service a true man

Fem gnome rogue or fem human warlock?

>>535048941
Normally I'd agree, but when gear is a texture layered on the model, I'd prefer to make no bones about it.

>>535048690
tbbc paladin will never mt because they won't keep aggro when chadlock starts pumping
dudu will never be a mt because they just suck
warrior will always be the mt

still waiting to open my tapatio doritos

pochie all day every day, forever

>>535049257
fem human warlock

I'm tired of gooning... I just want to play pochie..

people are really confident in ascension and i'll give them some credit, but pochie has seemed like a fucking mess under the hood. what are the odds that its fixed and fully functional already in two days by just swapping the core and finagling it?

>>535045306 (OP)
>not another pit thread
Come on, you guys were making the catalog look nice

I just pochie'd

>>535050052
can i see it

>>535049901
i understand what they've said, but i also understand that they've had a golden goose fall into their lap. pochie looked to have a metric fuckton of problems ahead of it. it just seems too good to be true, though the entire situation feels that way. whatever. hope it works

I just made a huge turtle in the potty!

>>535049801
the mess was really their core architecture which ascension has taken over. say what you want about ascension they have stable servers. epoch's strong point was always content and that's what they have control over and thats what players care about anyways.
do you really care about server code beyond "can I play the game in a non-shitty way?"
probably not. so this won't matter.

>>535049178
I dont know man, its not really manly to be a free HK for every class (even priests) and I dont see Epoch changing that anytime soon.

>>535049801
they aren't swapping the core, ascension already uses trinitycore and they are just applying their own patches

its almost poochie weekend. let that sink in.

>>535050443
either find a healslut or be a healslut, your choice.

>>535050534
why did you faggots tell me that trinitycore is bad for weeks if ascension uses it too

>>535050658
I think warmane also uses it, but they use custom and private versions of it with tons of fixes.
Stuff that you won't make in 2 weeks with just 1 guy.

>>535050658
You think anyone here actually knows what any of this stuff means?

>>535049334
my king...

how do I make peers seeds?

>>535050534
that makes more sense. hilarious they withheld the fixes until kaytotes was on the verge of suicide.

>>535050658
because ascension is ran by straight white men, so they can just make it work

>>535050658
We just vibe post duh

Any tips for staying ahead of the curve? Playing 14-18 hours a day, prior vanilla experience is 2019 classic until level 37 on a warrior. FINALLY unemployed at a right time.

>>535049901
Performance changes are not the same as testing for crashes and bug fixing

>>535050658
this site is full of shitposting armchair experts, that's why

>>535048646
your steam deck bro? playing wow can't get comfier than that.

>>535050895
>hilarious they withheld the fixes
No popular private server ever upstreams any fixes to the cores they use.
It's a sad reality.

>>535050658
why indeed

All ulmetrs work.. for nothing?

>>535049436
Did you actually buy a bag?
>>535050996
The only way to be truly ahead of the curve is to not care about the curve at all and sign that explorer's contract

>>535051157
He's used to it

how do you get it to show epoch in the list? I already had ascension installed

>>535050534
so why does ascension run worse than epoch? is it really just the fancy retailslop menus and animations?

>>535051187
Yes

>>535051157
his sustain will go down in history.

535051425
not falling for it

>>535051425
it's not there yet

>>535051456
retailslop is horribly optimized jank like all modern games are, quality coding died long ago

Where is ascension hosted? I had 5ms or less on epoch.

>>535051456
>talking about server core
>"why does client run worse?"

>>535050996
If you're actually serious, other than a time machine (unless pochie has a wipe then ignore that) I suggest you find up to 4 neet friends and spam dungeon runs as soon as you can or if that isn't an option play a class that isn't very gear reliant like hunter and quest your ass off

>>535051456
I was talking about the server core, but neither that or the client lag for me.

All this waiting is making me second guess what to play as. Kind of want to go human to plant a flag on players I kill

>>535051567
meant for >>535051425

>>535050996
Don't quest. Only sologrind in open world.
>https://web.archive.org/web/20060814030558/http://www.wowguru.com/forums/showthread.php?t=10610
Go kill those fucking boars

>>535051425
You don't. The screenshot you saw above isn't real.

(You) meant for (You)

>>535046323
"I enjoy playing the mmorpg all alone forever because all healers are g*y and will infect me too if i play with them :( :( :("

>Muh infrastructure
Infrastructures are physical retards

Give it to me straight
when epoch

>>535052434
Stupid cat you don't know anything about computor

POCHIE WEEKEND
>POCHIE WEEKEND
POCHIE WEEKEND
>POCHIE WEEKEND
POCHIE WEEKEND
>POCHIE WEEKEND

>>535052436
12/12

>>535050658
God you're such a retard.
Trinitycore is the base for every Wrath server.
The difference is that all the veteran server like Warmane and Ascension have decades of custom fixes applied to it while Epoch took the stock TC and tried to fix in a couple months.

>>535052582
home stretch now sissy

>>535050996
With that little experience, make sure you have questie. Don't be afraid to mobgrind if you feel you need to. If you do humanoids are often the best as they drop money and items you can sell plus they usually have low defense.

>>535052685
And then Ascension honored TrinityCore's GPL 2.0 and made their changes open source right?

mob grinding is so soulless I can't bring myself to do it even if it's fast

>>535052880
dungeon grinding is sovlless
open world grinding is the real mmorpg experience

>>535052880
i just trick my brain into doing some dogshit droprate quest
>tfw turdle the other night
>chillwind horns in winterspring
>grinded an entire level for those 8 horns
same shit with the dragon heart or whatever in badlands.

>>535051468
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3PMUjX2mPI
>>535052069
I keep flipflopping between priest to heal & make frens or warr to tank & not invite any plate dps because fuck you that loot is mine! dps woyers & paladins need not apply also make frens c:

>>535052875
no because nobody cares about the nigger license

>>535052875
straight white men do not abide by tranny cuck licenses

>>535052875
lol no
These are grey area businesses, but good luck taking an oil prince and some russian to court.

>>535053114
you don't seem very stable with all that indecisiveness

Holy Paladin vs Resto Druid vs Priest?

>>535053285
hoooomoooo

>>535053285
for what

>>535053285
for leveling?

>>535053148
It's a shame that there's no greater evidence that open source is fundamentally retarded than this. I'm sure stallman pictured a world where programmers come together for the greater good, but somehow forgot that your average human would gleefully step on your neck to get his.

>>535050534
if they are jumping ahead to somewhat current version it will probably need major re-implementation
>>535050658
a decade of upgrades and experetise

my BBC swiped inventory size

>>535053585
ahhhhh yes! classic!

>>535053285
Priest!

>>535053585
that's just convenient

>>535053468
>>535053456
are you implying i'm some kind of gurubashitard? for healing people in instances, obviously

Me: A Hunter
You: Not Hunter
Scenario: I roll need
Result: Crying and whining
vs
Me: A Hunter
You: A Hunter
Scenario: We both roll need
Conclusion: Firm handshakes
What causes this? are hunters just inherently better at teamwork despite being wrongfully stigmatised as loot gremlin hermits?

bronzebeard or poochie

>>535053238
I was gonna go woyer on ambie but then I read the rogue changes and they look fun so now I'm lost :c
Usually whenever I get past like level 15 I lock into that character and avoid alts like the plague lest I burn out before 60, but I could barely play any pochie so now I'm indecisive again :(

>>535053585
BIG

>>535050996
>FINALLY unemployed at a right time.
we be vibin

>>535053585
wtf! you paid, so now I lost the World of Warcraft Classic game. unfair

>>535053585
It's about the convenience. You wouldn't get it.

>>535053585
um.. tailorsisters? our response??

>roll on bbc+
>out of place dwarf npc on a pedestal in the starting zone
>asks if you would like to disable 300% xp gain auras
lol?

LF4M RFC Need tank & heal

>>535053683
Me: Belligerent 2h Enhance Shaman
You: Limp dick pea brain warrior
Scenario: I want the 2 hander
Result: Crying and Whining

POCHIE WEEK POCHIE WEEK POCHIE WEEK POCHIE WEEK POCHIE WEEK POCHIE WEEK POCHIE WEEK POCHIE WEEK POCHIE WEEK

You will never feel the thrill of finding a small red pouch.

>>535053682
then do whatever, it doesnt matter

>>535052875
They don't have to share their changes because it is only using GPL. They specifically chose this core and not the more modern AzerothCore because AzerothCore is under AGPL and they didn't want to be forced to share their changes.

For me it's rogue

any of you fucktards ever played Gnosia?
is it good?

PLAY THIS PRIVATE SERVER ITS GOOD NO PLAY THIS ITS BETTER PLAY THIS PRIVATE SERVER ITS GOOD NO PLAY THIS ITS BETTER PLAY THIS PRIVATE SERVER ITS GOOD NO PLAY THIS ITS BETTER PLAY THIS PRIVATE SERVER ITS GOOD NO PLAY THIS ITS BETTER PLAY THIS PRIVATE SERVER ITS GOOD NO PLAY THIS ITS BETTER PLAY THIS PRIVATE SERVER ITS GOOD NO PLAY THIS ITS BETTER PLAY THIS PRIVATE SERVER ITS GOOD NO PLAY THIS ITS BETTER PLAY THIS PRIVATE SERVER ITS GOOD NO PLAY THIS ITS BETTER PLAY THIS PRIVATE SERVER ITS GOOD NO PLAY THIS ITS BETTER PLAY THIS PRIVATE SERVER ITS GOOD NO PLAY THIS ITS BETTER PLAY THIS PRIVATE SERVER ITS GOOD NO PLAY THIS ITS BETTER

535054008
>t. gurutard

what class does xhe play

Still no stress test? Well, looks like turtle won

cope turtletranny

>>535054030
>rogue
>on turtle
lol
lmao

>>535054023
>For example, if you distribute copies of such a program, whether gratis or for a fee, you must give the recipients all the rights that you have. You must make sure that they, too, receive or can get the source code.
https://github.com/TrinityCore/TrinityCore/blob/master/COPYING

>>535054071
Deca is a 33 year old tranny

>>535054170
And they don't distribute TrinityCore, they host it on a server. AGPL was made for stuff running on a server.

epoop status?
>still non-existent

>>535054098
the code has been proven to be....immaculate

>>535054152
Rogue is getting giga buffed on friday

>>535054030
>Hunter and Priests
Unbothered, moisturised, flourishing.
I will not roll on your spirit gear fellow free thinker.

>>535053961
Isn't dual-wield better for enhance straight up better with TBC talents?

How do I heal as a straight white male?

>>535054269
life on hit enchant

>>535054223
that seems like an extremely tenuous exemption

>>535054269
with your butt tightly clenched

>>535054269
It's called chain heal.
You press the button, it does the work.
You're the shot caller

>>535054030
>troondle

>>535054241
TURTIE FRIDAY!

>>535054269
You don't, not even youself. You either go all in and win, or die.

>>535054241
>toggleable flurry
>7% movespeed
waow

my swiped BBC xp buff

>>535052582
I'm losing hope.... there's only 2 days left until Friday and we haven't even gotten a stress test....

>try turtle
>check out tiristfall highlands
>get merc'd in some mine
>spirit ends up in deathknell
yeah, nah I'm out

>>535053735
I was once the same but now in my late cryboomer years I just play what my heart tells me to, even if my head says the class is too populated or maybe I don't get into groups or maybe I don't want to share loot etc.

but the reality is that things turn out just fine as silly as it sounds.

>>535054438
And 33% or more permanent energy gain

>>535054269
only way to keep your dignity is to dps weave even if it sucks in tbbc balance
>always put up sw:p and wand
>always melee with a damage seal
>always put up a damage totem and melee with flametongue

>>535054324
That's because the GPL was never made for stuff running on a server. AGPL was released 20 years ago to fix that. Currently, you only have to share your modifications to TrinityCore if you are making a repack or something like that.

>>535054263
2H enhance is about sending a message.
It's an experience.
Sadly alliance has them but I'm out of frost shock range, so I wont be experiencing it, you might.

>>535054269
only available on turtle, i'm afraid

>>535054269
femdom

>>535054030
>Druid so high
What the fuck is up with druids in polls? They are almost always the class with the smallest numbers once the servers are released.

>>535054514
>one corpse run
>quits game
so this is the classic+ playerbase?

>>535054514
too hawd for widdle babby?

>>535053468
Priest>Druid>Dressadin

>>535054623
I think people just like the idea of being able to fill any role even if they never end up doing it in practice

Dutch if I login on friday and don't see my lvl 13 you are gonna regret it >:(

>>535054736
you don't wear a dress while levelling

>>535054623
vocal minority
they're flamboyant faggots who can't keep telling everyone that they'll roll druid and fill all 3 roles
meanwhile there's 5 rogue players for each druid who are too lazy to click on a poll

>>535054792
You arent going to do shit, kitten.

you lost shenna

>>535054509
We're not getting a stress test until almost everything is ready.
There is no point of doing a stress test if the players are doing fuck all in durotar

>>535054623
Druids are always the kind of people that are terminally online.

Ambershire will release before Epoop

>>535054623
I wouldn't put too much trust in that poll bro. It wouldn't be surprising if turtledevs padded the numbers a bit.

I just wannnnñna plaaaaaaaaaay. For how much longer do we have to suffer?

>>535054735
too boring

>>535054536
no

healers are outnumbering tanks on turtle probably 5 to 1

>hey goyim try our stress test for your epoch server via ascension launcher!
>what's that? you're wondering why the ascension launcher requires admin privileges? ummm...
>anyway come stress test this FREE product!

I can't help but to wonder just how much damage the vibecoders did in their mad dash to get servers up and running...

When's the Ascenochie stress test?

thats nice shenna

>>535055148
This shit is a crypto miner isnt it?

>>535055250
Even Shenna isn't assfucking us with mandatory admin privileges on a launcher. Really makes you think...

>>535055148
why did it ask me to restart my pc after installing
what the hell did it pozz my kernel with

In before BUT IT NEEDS PERMISSION
That's right I leaked the script.

>>535054949
maybe I'm a pessimist, but I expect the first stress test to be a complete and utter shitshow
so I'd rather they do it sooner rather than later so they can work on fixing the most important components. I'm for a
>"make it work first and make it pretty later"
approach

none of these new scripts are hitting very well

>>535055250
maybe some autist will dissect it but I haven't noticed any abnormal activity.

>>535055148
>>535055319
It's nothing to worry about for now. Just a plan b backdoor incase profits drop too much.
t.ex dev

Is Ascension also open source? I know Turtle is not because of their Russian malware injections.

Wth the ascension launcher wants me to accept an anyviewer connection and is asking me to get google cards

>>535055410
Don't worry they'll go back to ECONOMY when the stress test comes up.

>>535055216
Internal stress test most likely right now, public stress test soon after based on results.
trvst the plvn

>>535055148
this nigga disabled his antivirus for superwow.dll

>>535054826
I'll show you a dress while leveling

>>535055572
I feel disgusted to say this but Dutch might be Fischer tier good jew.

this launcher speaks hindu

pochie

>>535055309
Shenna is a good person

>>535055796
kek

We WILL be playing epoch on Friday

how do you actually turn off the custom mounts and tmog in ascension
the button on the character page to disable tmog does nothing

>>535054623
I ran /who on every class on multiple occasions and druid indeed ended up being up second most played class after paladin every time. Druid is probably the most fun class to level (on what might end up as a leveling server), both feeal specs are gigabuffed, resto also got some nice buffs and one of the devs promised balance will be the first spec they will take a look at after the launch. Many reasons to play a druid on epoch

>>535055148
>>535055250
>>535055319
>>535055482
Well all of this got me to uninstall ascension and give up on epoch forever. Juice isn't worth the squeeze and too many red flags.

Going with my instincts. Goodluck to the rest of you.

>>535055410
Post loli whitemane whos like half turtle trying to get to some lettuce or banana

Can use the same face as in this picture as the turtle face

>>535055796
Obsessed.

>>535056039
On pochie I think you need to talk to NPC, no idea about any other server.

>>535056120
TURTLE LIAR SHILL DOWNER DOOMER ALERT

>>535056120
Smart guy
A lot of people are very naive, but the smart ones will uninstall ascension. Turtle is safe though, its confirmed.

I need to decide what snacks I'm getting for the stress test.
I was thinking mini cheddars

>>535055410
Whiteman crushing a turtle between her thighs

>>535056039
Go to transmog npc

>>535056120
Same.
Something about this feels very wrong.

>admin privileges
Even fucking Matlab asks for admin access, if you are that paranoid just use an old laptop/desktop with zero info on it

>>535056259
cheeto dust
no.
just the dust.

These threads have slowed to a crawl.
What happened?

>epoch discord
>overmoderated by retards and getting timeout'd for a week for the most harmless joke
>ascension discord
>literally no moderation at all, full of the same gag-inducing gifs posted repeateadly and edgy /pol/
i just want a comfy normal chatroom

shenna did nothing wrong

>>535056548
we have info now
no need to shitpost and speculate
we're biding our time til pochie weekend

I monitored every activity of Ascension launcher over a day and can confirm nothing malicious is going on.
t. security expert (also worked at Blizzard)

>>535056258
Hahahahahahahahahahaha
You shills see so stupid with your scripts
Hahahahahahahahahahaha
Fucking NIGGER sub 90 IQ behaviour

>>535056416
>Even fucking Matlab asks for admin access
Turtle WoW doesn't...

>>535056460
>india is 2 hours and 30 minutes ahead of me
It's over, I'll never catch up now....

>>535056571
you can have it
you just need to go back to 2005

> sod lost
> anni lost
> troondle lost
> shenna lost
> crogge lost
> kaytotes lost also gay retard
> magic lol lmao even
> epoch won

soon bros we will meet in valhalla.

does shenna ask permission before she sells my t3 character to vlad for 1000 roubles

Ever since I signed up to Ascension with my Epoch details, I have been getting phone calls from Michael from Microsoft support. Apparently my device is compromised...

>>535056571
too much to ask for, anon. best i can do is spam pregnant man because i am very funny.

>>535056571
My waiting for pochie discord to reopen and hopefully they are a bit less retarded. Ascension discord is too trashy for me

>>535056548
We're waiting for the stress test.

>>535056416
Original Epoch launcher doesn't need admin privileges

Turtlewow launcher doesn't need admin privileges.

Even the fucking Blizzard Retail launcher doesn't need admin privileges.


At least compare apples to apples, anon. There's no fucking reason for Ascension to have to have full access.

if we don't get pochie this weekend im resubbing retail

>>535056741
We will meet in stv, bitchboy.
*shadowsteps behind you*

After installing Ascension launcher my PC runs twice as fast.
Thanks based Ascension developers for optimizing my system!

>>535056757
DO NOT REDEEM SER

>>535056571
Twitch is unironically responsible for retard spam posting

FORSEN

How many Poochieposters are real girls?

>>535056571
:pregnant_man:
PLEASE LAUGH SIR

>>535057150
Jahy and Midna are real girls

p(.Y.)chie

>>535057198
u mad ross

>>535057150
Anon I.....

>>535057294
You retards are gonna psyop the entire community into liking ross again if you keep being insufferable redditors

>>535057294
i've done a 180 on ross after seeing how assblasted he made so many people. he won.

>>535057150
One day....

>>535057475
ok ross

pochie

>>535057551
It's looking increasingly likely that society will collapse before scientists will let you be the girl instead of a mangled dude.

>>535057475
Apologise.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fUBs5flZsHE

>>535050996
>clashit
That counts as negative experience anon

>>535056571
the pvp channel in the poochie discord was perfect, mods didnt really care about any fight or banter at all unless it was politics or some real hatespeech, and there was real discussion

This slutty blonde from my gym has liked my story on ig that i posted yesterday

Shes like 18 im 32

>>535054524
>play what my heart tells me to
My heart is telling me to sign the explorer's contract, max profs while leveling, make frens and hunt cheevos on gurubashi, and I don't know what class would be the best at that! Maybe druid?

>>535058048
Midna you are a faggot

>>535048765
SEXO

What are you listening to while grinding this time anon?
For me it's
https://youtu.be/nuP8-YjVYuQ?si=vqSJf6_eG1Lf7Kfu

>>535057772
da pserver mafioso

>>535058048
You became a guruchad? That's character development baby

>>535058074
so can i play with the Epoch Launcher or do i need to download the Ascension thing too?

Do you think Joe Swanson

>>535058024
no one curr pedo

>>535057150
I'm a tranny

>>535058187
play with my balls and tell me how big they are

>>535058267
Gay or jewish?

>>535058187
Delete the Epoch Updater then wait for Ascension to add the Epoch drop down to their launcher and use that.

>>535055353
Don't get me wrong, it will probably be unplayeable but I think they need to get the server to load new npcs, custom buildings, quests and everyhing without crashing first

>>535058024
Woman are the eternal evil. When God wants to punish man, he sends him one of these seductive demons to test his will. Stay strong and always remember you're a child of God.

inshallah

Can't wait to gank midna and make that tranny kill himself ~xoxo

>>535058024
fucking kill yourself normalfaggot cretin die die die die burn in hell

>>535058523
Mashallah brother

Pochie Weekend!!!

>>535058548
midna isnt trans

Both epoch and these threads have lost their sovls....

>>535058074
No u
>>535058145
I wanna play with frens and it looks like more anons are on gurubashi. also I'm rolling on ambie as well and I don't want to play on 2 PvE servers at the same time
>>535058548
No u

>>535053285
Resto druid for pvp, they're gods vs pugs and in small scale pvp.
Priest for pve because they're a bit less braindead. They're good in organized pvp but eat shit in pvp pugs
Paladin is average in any pvp scenario.
Look up shockadin, you can play as a healer and when somebody gets at 50% hp or so nuke him instantly.

>>535059040
I will skin you alive

>>535058918
Yea its not the same anymore. These tranime pochie bots are just annoying toxic positivity at this point too.

Yes, all the Anons are on guru.
All new frens should report to guru alliance
We are all meeting there

Post your lewdest Pochies

>>535058553
>>535058523
>>535058267
Dont worry im too busy playing BBC+
To talk to women

what's our guild going to be called, sisters?

>>535059210
agreed first few pochie posts were funny but now the joke has worn out. Both community and server was also large enough but still tight knit. Now it's just ascension's 30th server

>>535059369

>>535056741
*ascension won

>>535059369

>>535059357
that isn't a blonde you retard

>>535056157
You're literally Indian though?

After news that pochi will be working under the auspices of Assenchon, I no longer want to do pochieposting.
It seems that niggest nigerian nigers came to your favorite hobby and ruined everything.

POCHIE WEEKEND
>POCHIE WEEKEND
POCHIE WEEKEND
>POCHIE WEEKEND
POCHIE WEEKEND
>POCHIE WEEKEND

>>535059624
Few days late huh

vibes status?

How do I find a Pochie gf with a bigger penis than me? I want to play holy paladin while she tanks for me

>>535059790
FANTASTIC

>>535059624
That already happened when classic was announced. Or when election tourists discovered 4chan. This is literally nothing compared to those 2. Unless you were one of those of course

>>535059624
okay shenna

anon.. whats inflation..

>>535059790
ANGRY
I want to STRESS TEST not TEST STRESS
LET ME IN

POSHIE WEEKEND

so i guess its safe to delete the epoch launcher and the updater right? we just keep the 3.3.5 client?

>>535059870
>bigger penis
cringe

>>535060067
its when the government prints money so the value of it decreases

>>535060181
woops I meant installer and updater

>>535059369
poochie coochie

>>535045306 (OP)
>STRESS TEST TODAY!
OP is a faggot

>>535060181
No, delete the client

Tomorrow starts a long weekend for me... can they release the servers at last? Getting to play on sunday, a day before work is so gay.

>>535060181
dig in and await further orders

>>535059369

Wait a minute... This is TBC druid... I can cyclone people, use polearms now, drink pots while shapeshifted, nurturing instinct is a thing, a bunch of other changes I'm too tired to list, and it's the designated "dude weed lmao" class! Finally, my class is settled!
I also found this image in my folder and am taking it as a sign from the emerald dream

>>535059418
This is the shoe-haver one
>>535059539
this is no-shoe one

>>535060884
yep. druid gonna be busted.

>>535060884
Congratulations you are now part of the vocal majority.

>>535058024
pedo

>>535060884
bestial anal sex with Midnanon in the emerald dream.

>>535056120
>reddit spacing + dooming
>exclusively attacking servers other than turdle indirectly
You're still turbo easy to spot btw

>>535054623
>What the fuck is up with druids in polls?
Feral getting massive buffs in this patch.

How do I find a girlfriend on pochie? (Being a real girl is optional)
Teach me, chads of /epog/.

>>535056571
>uhh I want comfy chatrom... I know, I'll join this 50k giga server!
You're actually brain-damaged :kekw:

I've been out of the loop, can I still use the epoop updater/launcher or do I need to download something off of ascension?

Day 8 of no nut. It's like I am 20 years younger. My cock and balls shiver in pleasure from something as little as exposed legs of women walking around in the late summer heat. I don't know if i can make it to 14 days at this rate... even the sloppa here is enough to make me dripple without touching...

>>535061251
you use the ascension launcher but they haven’t updated it to include pochie yet so just wait

>>535061251
try asking again next week

>>535048767
>Boomer parsehounds who got filtered out of random HC dungeons until they could outgear them hated it, it must be true
womp womp nigger

>>535061298
why are you on no nut?

>>535054269
ignore the cattle and realize you're the grimreaper.
any dps that annoys you, let him die.

>went to gym
>came back
>still no news
I was supposed to be lvl 58 right now

Should I wait with installing the game client? I do not see a drop down option for other versions (I know Epoch's is still not out but in general).

>>535061051
No!

retards cant even read a few posts up

>>535061298
By the way nut capacity and lifespan is 48 hours, after which your body eats it's own sperm. You're a sperm eater when you don't jack off.

You also need to nut 21 times a month to avoid an elevated risk of prostate cancer.

>>535061534
Just stop the install when it starts then relaunch. You'll see the drop down in the launcher. Epoch is going to be added when its ready

>>535048313
Looks like stress test's a comin'

>>535061656
thanks anon

>>535061406
>>535061407
From "I gotta wait a week or two after epoch launch so the sweats can move ahead of me and the game doesn't lag to shit" to "I gotta wait another week or two after epoch launch to make sure it's actually up and the cryptominer is working"

>>535061617
Close gneral chat. Thank

>>535061251
You need to install the Ascension launcher, the only WoW private server launcher in history which has mandatory admin access.

remember launch day?
feels like such a long time ago...

>>535061621
i got your mom to help with that
she sucks me dry every night
i bet you could smell my seed every time she gave you a good night kiss and tucked you in

>>535061840
shenna there's like 6 mandatory fixes your client needs to be playable, all of which conveniently show up as a "false alarm" trojan in windows defender

>>535061621
>You also need to nut 21 times a month to avoid an elevated risk of prostate cancer.

i bet this, much like all modern (((science))), is fake and gay
>you MUST jack off, goy, it's safe and effective

>>535056157
stop going where you are not wanted, like this site, and no one will be "obsessed" with you, i.e., disgusted with your presence. pajeets are supposed to be doing math instead of playing wow and watching saved by the bell, haven't you heard?

any 'new resolution' for this server?

as a healer i'll try and be nicer to warlocks in dungeons.

>>535061720
welcome to the maze enjoy your stay

bbc global is loads of fun

>>535062123
I'll actually try BGs this time beyond 8 hours of losing AV to get some BiS offhand or ring or whatever.

is this server getting released or not?

>>535062123
my resolution is to not get sucked into end game
gonna do 0.50XP and try to have fun, do zones i usually skip, help people out, etc
when i hit 60 ill stop

>>535045905
I still don't see that option despite redownloading the launcher. Is it actually available to be downloaded?

>>535060884
Are druids the main character of Turtle?

>>535061534
My first choice is Epoch's launcher so I'm waiting.

I think its internal stress test for today. Probably a live one tomorrow and if everything's good launch friday/saturday.

QRD on warlock SL/SL
So you put on dots on everyone and then what?
Shadowbolt is way too long cast for pvp and drain life deals fuck all damage so there is no point unless you're being targeted
Just juggle fears?

>>535062471
>24 hours then 24 hours then 24 hours
i'm noticing

>>535062123
Other than getting a druid to 60 for the first time, I'll make the effort to actually be a true soldier of the alliance and kill any noshoes I see. Usually I'm too scared because I'm bad at the game and don't feel like being corpse camped :c
>>535062395
No that's paladin, or shammy if you're that one anon seething about being 2 tapped by one in dungeon blues and kara10 gear

>>535062471
Possible, but I really think they would want to push the live stress test asap after results of internal are in.

>>535062395
Paladins are the clear dev favorite and its not even close

>>535060884
Whoa, that explains why druid is the most popular class on every poll!

>This is TBC druid
Buffed TBC druid, actually.

TURTLE ROCKERS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT
EVERYBODY JUST HAVE A HYPE TIME
AND WE GON' ROLL ON AMBERSHIIIRE
EVERYBODY JUST (JUST)
SHAKE THAT
DOOTDOOTDOOTDOOTDWEETDWEETDOOT

>>535062620
yeah. seems like nothing really changed lol

>>535062631
you'll learn. we got few good nigger killers on guru already lvl 15

>>535062759
go away

>>535062753
>Buffed TBC druid, actually.
>mfw we're getting Tier 4 soon enough
We're literally heading towards TBC amounts of stats

>>535062123
I will try to do dungeon quests and get a guild instead of blanking everyone and thing except my pet.
And I'll take screenshots with people....not just my various pets I get.

>>535062063
jews control your dick lol

AMBIE WEEKEND

>>535062471
whatever they do, they would probably like to beat the sunday deadline

>>535061840
Explain why it's a bad thing exactly
Without buzzwords or shitting yourself in anger, if possible

Where is the stress test? Is Twow winning again?

>>535062963
they already cut half off

>>535062354
maybe

>>535063147
what do you mean "again?" it never stopped winning.

Which Client is used by Ascension?

>>535063261
what do you mean "stopped?" twow has not won once in the last month.

>>535063308
3.3.5 I suppose

>>535062558
Dot everything, start fearing random people.
Curse and mana drain blue bars. drop inferno's on grouped up people cause fuck em and not enough warlocks use it.
Banish ele's, exhaust hunters, wand totems.
Generally just be a fucking massive dickhead and be as annoying as possible, do this for long enough and healers start throwing HoT's on you.

>>535062827
God I hope so! I want to see what all the fuss is about.

>>535063474
I got it right then.
Thanks kind anon

>>535062123
I'm going to be levelling as a protection warrior, which might prove to be retarded and slow in open world but I'll revel in it. I like taking my time so I'll enable the Explorer's Contract.
I'm going to generally try and just be more social. Help people with their quests if they need it, stick around for that one guy who hasn't finished the objectives.
I also want to do dungeons multiple times, get practice tanking as I level as well as explore what they've changed as well as target specific pieces of loot as I go.

>>535063372
lmao, you're retarded. twow got +3-4k peak population in the last month. probably thanks to epoch shitting the bed this hard.

OH NO NO NO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAHAHAHHAHAAHHH enjoy your p2w ascensionslop retards

>>535063731
are you illiterate

>>535063641
Sl/Sl lock in TBC is a blast, also always be running around in and out of los but that's obvious.
Now someone tell me how I TBC shaman in pvp.

>>535062848
I'M RUNNING THROUGH THESE SERVERS LIKE KEYTOTES
STAIR GOT THE DEVILISH FLOOR
ROCK AND ROLL
NO START ZONE
WE TURTLE ROCK

>>535063731
hey man... they said they aren't going to do a shop so it must be true. what reason would i have not to believe them? but if they do a reasonable shop with something like lvl 60 boosts so i can just jump in and enjoy the end game, that would be cool too. i would buy the boost.

>>535063731
please take a class on reading comprehension

>>535063793
give rajj a break, english isn't his first language

>>535063372
shoutout to my turtle bros (I played twow once for a minute)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VzkVxkiOqGA
can't believe this video is age restricted now and mirrors don't work for crap these days
what even is the dead internet now?

epoch lost
turtle lost
whitemane lost
noshoe betas lost
alliance trannies lost
warmane won

>>535064004
Has Ascension ever actually lied about anything?

>>535064164
yes, but i will not be providing evidence and stop asking

>>535045306 (OP)
I lost...

>>535064236
Lost what?

to all dps RETARDS:

You are a diamond dozen. Ask your healer before needing on Intellect items

thanks

crank it dutch show em how its done

>>535064004
>but if they do a reasonable shop with something like lvl 60 boosts so i can just jump in and enjoy the end game, that would be cool too. i would buy the boost.
how is that reasonable

so is epoch dead or not I admit I lost track amidst all the shitposting and whitemane orc breeding
https://files.catbox.moe/clnsj6.mp4

>>535063731
the black death on your mother benchod

>>535064436
Nah I'm going to need on that intelligence dagger because I NEED to level my weapon skill faster.

Anyone else playing mage?
Goal is to eventually main fire but I can’t decide between deep frost or deep arcane in the meantime.

>>535064164
don't quote me on this but i have read that they have said similar things when they've absorbed other servers before like CoA. then those devs were driven out and the shop was added. so there may be some history, but i am just reporting a thing i've read second hand. not vouching for the accuracy of the statement cause idgaf and not going to go digging into it.

>>535063641
>>535064368
hear me out

>>535064442
>dutch has the kitten on his side
it's over

>>535064436
>diamond dozen
SAAAAAAAAAAAAR

>>535064436
I don't mind DPS rolling on healer/tank upgrades, that's part of the game. However it's incredibly funny when they GET MAD at the healer/tank for rolling on an upgrade. DPS rights are subhuman rights.

>>535064608
no proof was ever given for this claim
the dev was a solo dev and quit

THis feels like cucking. Edging for ANY NEWS for the past 3 weeks. How have we ended up like this?

>>535064564
ice lance is broken as shit

>>535064436
healers are faggots. why would i ask them anything?

>>535064436
>me, a mage, should ask permission for intellect items
lol

>>535064717
>Hey, I normally DPS but I'll tank, I'll be rolling on dps upgrades though.
>WTF NO
>same person looks for tank for another 2 hours

thinking about poochie. wanna play on it
poochie weekend in 30 hours for me

>>535064707
>pic related

the moderator "Tasty" on the ascension cord started hinting that something was about to happen, and then went quiet. Well, it seems like they’re having major issues over there. Turtle = won.

>>535064436
>>535064818
it's kinda cool that epoch has good low level crafting items now, if people would pay attention they wouldn't be so mad for losing some stupid gloves.

>>535065043
its over

Dutchpill me

>dagger rogue
>6th run of shadowfang keep
>dagger drops
>warrior says 'gl rogue' and rolls need
>wins by 1
just fuck my stupid chungus life why does this always happen

>>535062395
No it's shamans they get buffed every single patch

>>535064025
burgers cant read in the first place, was in the news so it must be true

>>535065218
thats why you invite the paladin or druid tank and no physical classes to your group

>>535065193
he's got a plan. he just needs some money from the cash shop

How to BG in TBC from the perspective of someone who dosen't play your class.
Warriors: Charge in hit all your buttons, hit enter and start raging
Rogues: Stealth the instant you respawn, hit enter spend the trip to objective complaining about how no one is playing objectives
Hunters: Run in, hit space, shake mouse at warp speed, leave your pet on a warrior, FD leave
Paladin: Hit bubble at 2%, hit enter, spam lol, die
Mage: Frost nova, CoC, explode, Iceblock at 2%, hit enter, spam lol, blink and run away
Druid: Place irl feet in bucket, sit on a towel. convulse
Shaman: PURGEPURGEPURGEPURGEPURGE earth shock PURGEPURGE do objectives, die. self res out of rage, die again
Priest: Become the spirit healer, hit enter, ERP in /bg
All of this is factual

>>535064730
..at a gunpoint

>>535065043
>Well, it seems like they’re having major issues over there
Will Epoch devs be able to fix the pet bug before launch now that they have offloaded the "infrastructure" to competent devs?

>WE retain full creative control and shop control
impossible. if you're dependent on them you never have full control over anything.
one day they're gonna open up the p2w and just say "it was OUR choice"

>>535065193
All he needs is a few pochies to go to their preferred crypto merchant and buy some donation points, then we're off to Tahiti

>>535064946
these niggas dont watch TPB

mooooooom the turdles are trying to shill again

>>535065218
That sucks man. When I started playing WoW I was a dumb fuck who kept rolling on swords as a warlock. I rolled need on the sword shadowfang because it did shadow damage, I could use swords, and figured it was a warlock item. I got it and I used it until I stopped playing that character (level 40 something) I was a young teen with no idea of how itemisation or anything worked, I just wanted a cool sword and I enchanted it with beastslayer and I kept that with me for 20+ levels.

So on the one hand, I probably robbed some rogue of his twink weapon, but on the other hand I still remember loving that weapon and barely ever taking it off. Sometimes little timmy rolls on a weapon he shouldn't but just like a real kid being a dumb fuck, you just let them have fun and figure shit out for themselves.

Hi do I need to sign up on Ascension to play Epoch?

>>535065512
bug?
I thought it was just overload from too many people in the zone at once?
isn't that the narrative

>>535064608
I get that we're all memelords here, but CoA was an acquisition, not a partnership. I don't think Ascension has ever done a partnership before this. And frankly maybe memers are right and this is in fact a stealth acquisition, i dont know

>>535065691
yes

>>535064751
>>535064818
sit down and go back to your 2 hour multidungeon queue

>>535065691
if you had an epoch account you already have an account for them, just log into it on their site and get the launcher

>>535065772
OK thanks anon

>>535065346
I too love waiting 6 hours to form a SFK group

>>535065787
in reality the conversation would go something like
>healer: "wahhhh my heckin' spell power"
>tank: "stfu"
>dungeon run carries on or you get kicked

>>535063083
Let me send you an .exe which gives me full admin access and I'll be happy to show you. You can trust me ;) ;) ;)

>>535065553
fuck off, i got work to do

>>535065845
literally nothing wrong with that

It's over bros alex says he'd rather play on turtle than any other private server.

>>535065820
conjecture. surely you will need to launch the game through Ascention.

>>535065845
A good healer will do damage.
A shit healer doesn't care about the hit cap.

>>535066012
damn, THE alex ?!?

>>535065671
this is sovl and also warlock had firestone which, back in base classic, gave the impression that melee warlock was something people should try
what's funnier about your story is that shadowfang is worth an insane amount of gold and only got more expensive over time

>>535066012
>ambershire hype

Which classes do they play?

>>535065671
Its okay.
I was the classic huntard and rolled on anything I could equip. I thought I needed to have int gear since hunters used mana.

>>535065894
>or you get kicked
LMAO sure buddy, kick the healer, see how that goes. Thats right you wont faggot, no balls

>>535063731
go 2h enh
pray for wf
obliterate squishies

>>535066012
in a world of options she wants her actual superior, which is the alpha who is too busy with 100 other girls for her.
dipshit has no dating experience.

>>535066109
you guys arent even trying

>>535066109
This seems completely reasonable as a contingency plan. Would you prefer they not merge in the event Ambershire was massively eclipsed by Nord?

Which is the best Client for a Private Server? The 3.3.5 one?

>>535066189
Mage wont get kicked either retard. You'll just cry to yourself and continue healing.

>>535066319
yea

>>535066110
>here's some water, youknowwhat'm'sayin'?
>frostbolt, youknowwhat'm'sayin'?
guess Ricky is a hunter and cory and trevor are the pets

>retard needs on a dagger when he has a fucking two handed weapon
>confront him about it
>its a mexican

So are raid rewards revamped?
I don't want to deal with the same old boring MC/Ony/BWL loot drama.

>>535066189
tanks are the limiting factor to dungeon runs, not healers. far more classes can offheal than can tank a dungeon. If you're going to be a little bitch you can get the boot and timmy the dps shaman can heal the rest of the run, pretty simple.

>>535066109
the second they merge the server is worthless.

>>535065892
whats up fellow turtle enjoyer!

>>535066338
No, you stop being a retarded faggot or I leave, I can get a party in 2 seconds, good luck retard

>the second the server stops existing, it becomes worthless
another expert heard from

>>535066580
Define value, Anon.

We are all playing on Ambershire and not this DOA "server".
https://turtle-wow.org/remastered
https://turtle-wow.org/storage/turtle_tv/Patch%20Trailers_1/Turtle%20WoW%202.0:%20Unreal%20Engine%205%20Client.webm
>Highlights
Built to include custom tools, allowing our team to expand on the Mysteries of Azeroth easier.
Developed by a dedicated team, meaning our main content development and design teams will not face delays.
Full original WoW 1.12.* API preservation (and extended), supporting all existing 1.12 and Turtle WoW exclusive addons.
Able to run smoothly on any PC, from potatoes to powerful systems.
Packaged with a proprietary anti-cheat which renders all existing botting and cheating software worthless.
Cross-platform Play Supported: Compatibility with a wide range of devices


>Two Graphic Modes
The new client will support two visual modes with different system requirements:
Legacy Mode: This will look and feel like your usual game.
Modern Mode: This will offer all the best Unreal Engine has to offer, including dynamic shadows, superior lighting, and more.
We plan to incorporate newer HD textures and models into the Modern Mode to ensure the game looks organic, and low-poly graphics don't clash with the modern lighting. However, you will be able to switch to legacy character models.

>Impossible Becomes Possible
With the new custom client, we can finally change things that were previously limited by the old client:

Extended quest logs beyond the 20-quest limit.
Proper widescreen support.
Add a field of view (FOV) slider.
Support for DLSS and AMD FidelityFX for enhanced performance and visuals.
Better performance and AddOn support.
Action Queueing, so your DPS is no longer dependent on latency.

>>535066338
>kick mage
>requeue instapops

>>535066519
Lil bro you're having a sissy spergout out about intellect leveling gear, and you'd rather leave because you lost a roll. fucking lmao

>>535066409
nah everyone always says this and it just never true, healers are as hard to find as tanks
the offhealer argument stops working around level 45 too

>vanilla+ with tbc talents and some wotlk skills
pochie knows whats up

i don't wanna jinx it, but this is looking fantastic

so wtf is up with ascension?
I have some silver coins from verifying crap but everything to buy is either gold or bronze? lol

>>535066191
How will 2h compare to d/w for PvE damage with epoch talents?

>>535066760
2 shenna feet pics have been deposited into your account

>>535066765
>que
>pop
>vanilla
dumb nigger

>>535066786
not true at all, certainly not on turtle. go to sfk, there's usually 2 priests sitting there waiting for a tank

>>535066765
>queue
ah there's our disconnect, you're not talking about any classic+ server, your post is entirely irrelevant.

So is this going to be a everyone is in ironforge or is it gonna be a everyone is in SW server?

>>535066760
Fucking Epic.
Where is this from?

>Play with friends
>Never have to worry about gear getting stolen or given to people that don't deserve them
It's that easy

>>535066910
>sfk
>the intellect gear dungeon has a lot of priests
you dont say!

>having fun and socializing is worthless the moment it ends, once a wow server closes all your time you spent there means nothing
I'm very angry at any nonny that thinks like this

>>535066895
>>535066916
>haha, I will pretend I haven't been playing turtle
GOTTEM

>>535056093
NGL, I'm salivating over the boomy fixes already in place and I'm looking forward to balance actually being good for once.

>>535066760
uhhh bros those weather effects and night lighting are actually pretty kino?

epochbros, we will win. 1.18 druids will break the servers as they try to calculate HoT procs every 2 seconds

>turtle unironically trying to appeal to the crowd of thirdies who have never seen a """"good"""" looking game in their life
you can't make shit like this up

>>535066765
>he knows how to type queue
who can defeat him?

>>535054623
with the fixes druid is now an actual jack of all trades master of all trades also so it's very appealing, same for paladin, it's why they are the top 2

>>535065734
There is no pet bug, it was just the server shitting the bed
Anvilmar was raised, the issue wasn't missing stairs

>>535065671
i had a lock and i ran gnomeregan over and over until i got the elctromagnetic gigaflux hat because i thought it looked cool (i think i was 42 by the time it actually dropped)

I am going to complete the green hills of stranglethorn quest by myself, without any trading or auctioneering. I shall assemble the pages.

>PTR IS UP
PTR IS UP
>PTR IS UP
PTR IS UP
>PTR IS UP
PTR IS UP

Turtle 2.0 will destroy Ascenslop and Poo.

they are itching to mod ascension discord

IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP IT'S UP
IT'S UP
IT'S UP

>>535067083
This isn't turtleg or wpsg, why are you yapping about turtle?

>>535067657
Based

>>535067678
>I-I was playing other games
>I SWEAR

Since I had the Ascension launcher down anyway I decided to give it a go. I didn't try it for long, the wildcard-system didn't really engage me right away and it was nearly bedtime, but what struck me the most is how slapdash the whole thing feels..? Something about the UI and the infinite currencies and, I don't know.

>>535067657
Altered will never be an ascensie janitor.

>>535067708
>TTS voicecel
lol nice try shenna

>>535067657
half of the "mpreg haha" gifs are just fucking weird feeder/weight gain fetish gifs.

>>535067826
I saw someone describe them as 'carnival' servers and I think that's a perfect description. Slapped together and designed to try and milk as much money out of people as possible.
Hopefully they'll stick to their word of leaving Epoch independent on monetisation etc.

Was Ascension the one server where you could use any skills on a class and could come up with fun builds to use like a combat rogue that could heal?

>>535067657
Fuck him but he's right

>>535067756
Since 2004 i have never seen a healer spergout about losing int gear to a mage, congratulations you're one unique tranny.

>>535067962
they have 4 different servers up right now
some of them have rules like that, others have custom classes
but yes one of them is like you described

>>535067826
with all the transmog, store cosmetics, custom items and mounts, disgusting new models and ui, it just feels like a tacky retail funserver
which is a shame because the actual classless system is pretty good

>>535067657
The Epoch general chat was a shitshow, but the Ascension general is even worse.
>>535067961
I mean, the concept of the open class "mix and match" gameplay sounds really cool, but there's a nice middle ground somewhere between over-tutorializing and just dropping everything on me like a ton of bricks.

>>535068196
Thats CoA retard, that poster is talking about open pick.

>>535067657
>some of these posts make me a little uncomfortable
>better make them illegal
it's a fucking chat room dude. just leave or change channels for a little bit if you don't like it. it's not like he's still a mod lmao.

>>535068029
just show me your turtle main bro

>>535067916
im trying okay??

>>535067708
>xecc
he is a habbo hotel scammer (lmao) and tried to steal ascension's gimmick but it collapsed due to internal drama

>>535067962
yes, you roll for skills when levelling up. theres also other servers which have other modes to play

>>535068196
Call me a retard but I will check it out when it launches, gonna roll Barbarian and Reaper. Early ascension servers with high risk pvp were one of the most fun times I ever had on pservers.

>>535066835
Shamans are meant to weave spells between attacks and 2h will ha e an obvious advantage by not delaying their autos. But we'll see, the whole thing is wonky as fuck and I'm hoping they drop it for firelash or maelstorm weapon

>>535068379
>force people to use this channel to communicate with dutch
>spam it with gay retarded shit
>dude wtf just close ur eyes lol
shut the fuck up retard

>>535068741
would check it out to mess around with for a couple hours if the Ascension servers weren’t bloated to shit with retail garbage. Thank fuck I don’t have to install 60gb of slop to play Epoch.

>>535068171
trvth. if they made tbc with wildcard system and no additional bells and whistles it'd be pretty fun

>>535068379
Go spam some more retarded gifs and think you are a comedy genius

>>535068872
Get thicker skin or just close your eyes.
Not my fault you have melties over moving pixels on a screen.

>>535068741
I would love to check out both CoA and Bronzebeard, but sadly I have no invite and I must scream.

I've been gone since the Jewish announcement. What did I miss? Is the server running yet? Are we wiping? Pochie troons still posting?

>>535068702
>tried to steal ascension's gimmick but it collapsed due to internal drama
this is what happens to most free projects started out of spite and anger

>thinking just because ascension devs use trinity that means all the problems will be solved instantly
Let's not forget it took Epoch devs a weekend to fix some stairs. Let's not forget about all the other complications that arise when using TSWoW and how many times the server will crash from that. Let's not forget the numerous bugs and custom content crashes that exist and how launch will still be full of server down time while the vibe coding tards are having a meltie and want to take another weekend off or are at their 9-5 and can't fix things right away. Let's not forget that these same vibecoders will be the ones implementing all the future changes as well, leading to more issues down the road.
Honestly they should put 3 ascension devs into the Epoch team to help their retarded asses get working code.

can't be soon enough

>>535069231
They promised not to extend the jewishness to Epoch
No
Dont know
Yes

wow they are shitting out bronzebeard keys
didn't people pay for these?

when is the epoch discord coming back? i apologize and i kneel, let me go back please

when is stress test?

>take away media permissions from new/unverified users
>problem solved
it's that easy y'all

>>535069370
Are you retarted?

>>535069481
Oh cool, I got a key now. Time to check out some more absolute ass, if Elune was anything to go by.

>>535069370
whatever man I was able to play on sunday after launch and it was fun and stable, until like 1h before the crash

>>535069058
kill yourself faggot

>>535069481
They are getting desperate.
Would not be shocked if a major factor in acquiring Epoch was to get more people to check out Bronzie by association.

>>535069221
just check the discord, they post new invites all the time. Put notifications on the "announcements-bronzebeard" channel

you can alter your xp rates in stormforge with .xp? i did not know that, wished more servers did it like that

>people call turtlewow the tranny server
>unironically dozens of tranime posters and avatarfags every thread

WoW private servers are for fags in general. Glad to be an Anniversary chad.

>>535069058
>shits up the entire room, feces everywhere
>DAMN JUST LEAVE IF YOU DONT LIEK IT???

>>535069654
Oh God it's another 50GB download, fuck my life.
>>535069737
Yeah, tried it a couple of times but they all seemed taken by the time I got there, finally got one now.

I live under a rock do i need to delete my current epoch folder/installer?

>>535069723
>>535069839
>getting this sensitive over pixels on your screen arranged in a certain way
maybe stay in your turtlecord safespace and you wont get triggered so hard, sis

>>535069809
>Glad to be an Anniversary chad.

>>535069809
>tranime

>>535069839
um, well, yeah?

>>535069894
Kill yourself
>>535069809
Kill yourself

>>535069809
>giving blizzard money

>>535069882
Keep the game folder, get rid of the Epoch launcher. Epoch will launch from the Ass Launcher later (tm)

>>535070018
Kill yourself
>>535070021
Kill yourself
>>535069982
Kill yourself

>>535069781
almost every server with custom rates lets you do that

>>535069882
probably since the ascension launcher will deal witch everything now

turtranny having another meltie KEK

>>535069781
stormforge would be goated if they dialed back their cashshop.
making their tbc server work with classic client was crazy good, wolfenstein is an actually good dev. 3.3.5 works with their tbc as well.
Man I wish it was Stormforge launching epoch and not Kaytotes

I recognize this behavior pattern, he is having a mental breakdown lmso.

>>535070021
>thinking the company will ever die just because your neet ass refuses to pay $15 a month and when china exists

I remember thinking like a retard in my early 20s.

>>535069809
I hate them so much but I wont ever give blizzard a single red cent.

Watching the Ascension Discord, I sort of get the pregnant man thing, but at some point you're no longer making a point and you're just being insufferable.

they can have the ascension general, i dont mind, i just want a comfy chat...

I love my epog frens!!!!!!!!!!!!!!