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I'm a failure

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P0NRaFpL9BY
https://www.twitch.tv/ewc_amazonarena_en
WE LOVE TEKKEN

>>535067832
why he happy they made character ugly is he retard. i wonder if this is to spite waifu playing tekken players.

Lili ryona

>>535067832
ISSA BUG

>>535067832
Jun and Ogre's child

>>535067832
She's cute

you wake up as one of these which one would you prefer to be you are in their life and everything

who the hell is ilias

>>535068512
Which one gets away with raping minors?

>>535068643
he from diablo 4 i think

yoshi vs eddy looks so fucked up what the fuck is even happening

this set is wild

this eddy should just do the sweep
do the mix or there's no point

>>535068964
The classical Tekken martial arts.

>>535069034
Roughest sex possible. NOW

>>535068964
tekken 8 bruh

Using swords in a fighting game seems goofy to me.

this is a death group ::skull::

eubrothers...

>>535069447
*deadbeats

>>535069461
Ilias is northern Africa

>>535069414
You're goofy.

the handshake special

>>535069447
>death group
>two good players and two 4fun streamers

blud never heard of sword fighting :skull:

There's something so soulless about EWC

>>535069581
I see so he's french

>>535069034
guh

he monegasque

>>535069684
forced event

>>535069034
ew

>>535069684
there's too many nationalities and shit

>>535069034
built for pacman

>>535069684
arabs just throw away money, they have no class

It's just that it has no crowd.

>>535069684
it's because they are playing for money
real fgc is playing just to show you are the best and getting a snickers bar for #1 spot

COOL GLASS

>>535070282
they should be playing for chipotle tshirts

>>535070501
this sounds like evo ceo cope

lmao that looked so fucking easy
is pakistan washed????

A-Atif will take it...

dogwalked the paki shieeet

>>535070717
tekken needs to adopt the yugioh TCG mentality
money prizes ruin the sanctity of the game so events should only have some dogshit merch prizes that are worth nothing

>>535070918
*Smash

>>535070843
Does Knee have an N word pass

>>535070918
you have to be rich to play yu-gi-oh competitively this is why they dont care about money prizes

rich and smell like rancid turd

>>535070918
this is saudi arabian subsidized 401k for tekken players, they don't have money for retirement

WHY CAN YOSHI JUST FUCKING KILL YOU WITH A 80 DAMAGE UNBLOCKABLE HIT FUCKING DOGHSIT GAME

eyemusician is so cool bros...

>>535071591
>eats shit

>>535068284
"ISSA" is /sfg/ property bitch

weird how there's no tekken cosplayers in Saudi Arabia

I'm tired bros. I crave peace

Holy choke

>>535069447
>I wouldn't be able to watch it
Fuck

yoshi players think they play tekken lmao

>>535067713 (OP)
2 pussies...

Eyemusician might take it...

GODMusician

>>535071692
That's why Nina is so good. If you ask for sex she spreads her legs.

before the knee group, here is some more feud background

>Beyond his foundational feud with Kkokkoma, Knee has had public disagreements with other top players, including Kim "JDCR" Hyun-jin, which Knee himself admitted to starting with derogatory remarks stemming from frustration over JDCR's refusal to play on the 2P side in tournaments.

It's not an asuka neck patch, it's a bikini size fix

kazuya gets a bra

When are they coming out with the thongs instead of regular panties

>pros are also p1 shitters
lolmao

>>535071692
would would

>>535072923
JDCR's tournament fate is determined by rock paper scissors...

Pakistan zindabad

Sand people found some oil therefore thousands are trying to get really good at a children's toy instead of learning meaningful skills so they don't have to work for a living. Nice timeline we got here. E-sports should be banned.

>>535073391
>nooo you must work like a regular person
Are you Jewish? Fuck outta here nigga

>>535072481
That part about jdcr is incorrect. Their original beef started because they were supposed to play on the same team in tekken crash. Knee returned from the military after tekken crash s3 and he was supposed to play with jdcr in s4 but last minute knee chose another guy instead of jdcr and jdcr never won tekken crash while knee won it several times.

Why the fuck are you playing eddy but not use hellsweeps

Why does Pakistan end up shitting themselves when they have to fight on two setups instead of sitting together

>>535073391
I don't think they found oil, they saw that their neighbors had it and hired american contractors to find oil, thus the whole buddy buddy with saudi arabia thing and osama bin laden and the us dollar hegemony, dollar being synonymous with oil etc

imagine playing Eddy and being scared of doing mixups

When is Qudans playing

>>535074040
2morrow

No like seriously why shouldn't you use hellsweeps all the time?

>>535074189
where are these brackets

>>535073391
>instead of learning meaningful skills
None of these people would have been contributing members of society. Just look at the Broodwar pros.
>Nada started a F2P Mobile game company that went bankrupt
>BoxeR became a Poker professional player (has made 1.5 mil so far)

>>535074207
if they duck you lose the match

And you retards said Atif was better than Arslan

>>535074312
esportsworldcup com/en/competitions/tekken8#Schedule

>>535074505
thanks anon

>>535073391
>you must work and suffer for the jews
nah

atif will still be in grand finals don't worry

this game is so fucking bad

>>535074642
shit meant to post this in /sfg/ with a sf6 webm

>>535074642
You mad, 'cuz you can't scrubstep out of danger.

considering how busted Law is, Mangja will take this series ez

mashkken 8 died

>>535074642
heat moves having 360 tracking is fair because every mechanic needs to be stacked in favor of the guy on offense or the game is bad!!!!!!

>>535074851
he was already hit by the move you blind fucking retard the heat simply made it do a 180 because of the forward momentum from it

Get fucked paki nigger

I can't prove it but Manja and Eyemusician hella colluded to eliminate Farzeen

pakistan is just atif and arslan it's been proven every year

Atif in losers
Farzeen out..
Arslan???

>>535075106
Arslan 0-6 in all his poll matches

>>535075036
>Arslan acting like there are monstrous players in Pakistan stronger than he is
>It's literally Arslan and Atif then a bunch of lobby filler

>pakis can't stall matches with coaching
>lose
KEKKYPOW

>>535074936
>heat simply made it do a 180
you will never get a better game and you don't deserve it

FLUKISTAN

AMERICA AND EU BROS HAVE THIS

for the love of god somebody knock out Arslan

how do i beat king as kazuya

>>535075615
don't let him gay you

is there any point in trying hard after getting Bushin rank on 4 characters

>>535075285
If heat doesn't exist then the move still hits and the camera realigns to the side instead. You are trash.

is there any point to live after I exposed myself

exposing yourself again

I feel bad for Farzeen...

are there no whites in that place? I'm only seeing brownskins, asians and nigs in this broadcast

>>535076697
white people have been on a decline since 1907...

>>535076697

It's a Tekken tournament; you're getting the standard fare here.

>>535076697
Wrong game bro.

>>535076697
Nigga its Saudi Arabia

>>535076697
Not a single white person there.
Only koreans and japs have the human being status in this tournament.

>>535076697
Joey Fury failed to qualify this year

ypipo bros...

Group J:
The Buff Guy
MainManSwe
LowTierGod
BlackHeart59

I think Bin Salman should focus on cloud seeding and de-desertification instead of the video game olympics but what do I know

>>535075432
Impossibru, he's unchallenged.

>>535077462
yeah what do you know nigga you ain't rich like them

>>535077462
70 million is nothing compared to 12 billion

My journey is one of disappointment and regret

>>535076697
White people aren't good enough at Tekken

>>535076983
Who looks at these people and thinks to themselves "Yeah, these are the faces normies should see when they tune in."

>>535077462
is this celsius

>>535076697
Most white people are too smart to waste their time with Tekken 8.

CLIVE ROSFIELD IS ON SCREEN

>>535078093
yeah people are literally melting in the streets

>eddy
>clive
tekken master really doing his best to not play a single second of tekken

>>535078076
The TO unironically exposed himself as a tranny porn enthusiast

>>535078340
holy based

Clive is PEAK tekkino

>>535078318
bro is a mortal kombat player. tekken is just a side game for him

Swords are goofy

>>535073540
there's more to it right, like Knee having an arcade machine of Tekken 7 sent to his house before the console release, JDCR was probably fuming about that

EAT HER ASS TORGAL

IFRIT

this doood has never played against a clive

BREED HER TORGAL

>>535078378
>>535078184
ITS TORGIN TIME

we are lucky clive is such dogshit as a character that almost nobody outside of tournament whores like this is willing to play him despite being broken

OUR COCKS CUM AS ONE

roidding

clive? more like OLIVE!

Lmao what a steamroll

roid rage mirror match

>>535078542
Yeah but that was way later. Their scene was actually quite friendly(except for nin) but then tekken crash and all those esports tournaments came around during t6 and it became all about cliques. Money ruins everything as per usual.

REINA ON SCREEN?
TIME TO FAP TO REINA R34

I wish there were more biowomen in progaming, I'm tired of this sausagefest.

>>535079143
based but only if it's brap porn

>hard work, dedication and korean discipline vs a small brown on roids that plays anna and nina
its clear who we cheer for

true clive is too retarded to be played by ranked niggas even if he looks cool

Natty vs Steroids..

>>535079229
Plus JiddyDong is apart of Vitality (the best eSports team)
He's obviously /ourpro/ in this match

nu eddy (once a cool complicated specialist character) vs nu anna (once a stylish sexy character)

tekken ruined

>Eddy
>complicated specialist character
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

what happens when you dont take warm up seriously

Arslan to losers?

Arslan status?

>>535079553
baby pinya and his tiny body getting manhandled by jeondding holy...

JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHN
DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING

whos out

AHAHAHAHAHHA
ARSLAN IN LOSERS
DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWN

ARSLAN TRASH

ARSLAAAAAAN

I geniunly expected Arslan to make a comeback. LET'S GOOOOOOOOOO!

ANNA SO WEAK
EDDY TOP 5

there is really not going to be a single paki in winners huh

ARSLAN
WASHED

ViDEITY

>>535074642
>trying to side step in Tracken 8 against Newplayercrutch character
Victor is basically lars with a sword

JIOAUN
DOIUGN

EEEHHMMM YOU DONT UNDERSTAND SIRS EDDY TOP 1 BABI

Natty wins over gear

why is he not playing Nina? is he losing on purpose or something

FLUKISTAN GETTING WASHED KEKAROO

>fucked Nina
>fucked Anna
Who's next?

>>535080504
making it out of the group puts you back in winners. atif is a lock for top 8, which is single elim

>>535080504
There are no winners or losers. It's stage 1 pools. Stage 2 pools. Then single elim top 8 ft5.

GET FUCKED ASSLAN ASS

>>535080670
Don't you dare touch her.

why is arslan mindbroken by jeondding's eddy

CLIVE IS BACK LADS

>>535080876
Jeonding is a much better responder to gear, you can think of his brain getting much denser than Arslans

qasim meer is going to job so hard, calling it now. 6-1 round count

>>535081304
bruv, arslan can first time pick clive and win vs him from what I saw..

>Tekken Masters sends J to losers
>J eliminates Arslan out of the biggest payout tournament
>Arslan Ash, multiple EVO champion is cucked out of the biggest prize in Tekken

Where the fuck is the wall explosion on Clive's stage

What are the Tekken-related accomplishments and accolades that Tekken Master has earned?

tekken master? the mortal kombat player?

nakatsu looking at this shit and grinning

>>535081758
yeah

>>535081758
Yeah? Mortal Kombat sells most copiest = has the biggest playerbase = has the most competative player pool = to be a Mortal Kombat pro you need to be godlike.

>>535081758
He can't even beat sonicfox

guys....what if Arslan doesn't make it out? Is Anna and Nina just trash now?

nakatsu looking at this shit and blushing with an erection

>>535081937
it just isn't rigged like evo

we could have looked like clive if we were final fantasy players instead of tekken players

>>535081937
he would've 2-0d dding if he picked nina but he has some kind of autism to try to make anna work

>>535082007
pakistani is strongest when able to apply the extra mind game layer of listening/watching for inputs when the opposing player is beside them

>>535082143
He's just getting ready for the inevitable Nina nerfs.

>Arslan vs team Arslan
yeah nice match bro

>>535055648
Thanks anon. Randomly saw your post while shitting. Would have missed it otherwise.
Seems like they brought KazKilla for commentary.
Very cool.

>>535082374
Nina won EVO last year and got a slap on the wrist

>>535082528
i want to have that body so bad bros

holy shit this nigga is ass

>>535082143
He already lost with nina against john last year when 3ddy was mildly weaker and nina was mildly stronger. I'm legitimately convinced Evo Vegas is rigged for Arslan considering he consistently performs worse at every other major, I just don't know why.

I just had a real good KEK with this Bryan.

I had this strange feeling during the first match.. his hatches and qcf1+2 seemed perfect.. usually you see this sorta.. jitter from the low ranks. He never showed any stance jitter. Then he hit me with the double taunt jet upper.. went replay checking
of the 20+ hatches he did, every single one was
>1f,1f,2f
Every single qcf1+2 was
>1f,1f,1f
Every single one over 2 matches without fail, kek.
The only thing he seems to do manually is qcb1

and ofc defense 60, rageart nonstop, snakedges, orbital after every safe blocked string..

>>535082528
thats actually a nice reference for studying
thank you anon

japina so weak...

why is no one playing Fahkumram?

>>535082917
only thing you can rig is making his seeding slightly easier. basically its not rigged, people just choke vs arslan at evo, and he clutchs up

>>535083045
>passfag complaining about cheaters
you're raijin with alisa and you can only win by exploiting broken moves
shut up

>>535083045
Kill yourself

>>535082917
he has better stamina than the other pro's over a long weekend, the advantage of having a small frame

browns fest

>>535083294
reading comprehension, baka san.
I'm not complaining, that shit is hype. I'm farib0rz biggest fan!

>>535083415
of course you are
how those input reading scripts treating you?
That lag at the start of the 2nd game really activate your epic skill, yeah?

>>535083103
murray is benevolent

>>535083127
At least at this most recent EVO, his seed was a good bit more than just "slightly" easier. Regardless, maybe snoy is adding half a frame of additional latency to the opponents controller port when arslan is playing or something. idk. I know that's ridiculous but something isn't right.

Arslan cannot fight Eddys?

no asuka no watch

arseland

>arslan loses 2 rounds
>starts crying
kwabooty

joe broke into my home and crushed my fucking chair

annasisters...at least we're not losing to eddy twice

just got kicked out xirs

>>535083575
nigga what? did someone piss in your cereal? Touch grass or something

tekken master looks like neo cortex

missi penaltini about to cry

>>535084085
Kill yourself

Wow Arslan so strong, hopefully they nerf Bryan

Why didn't Tekken master use Clive

>faces arab
>always wins
penalty for Argentina

>>535084085
Nah i just noticed that after losing people become like really superhumanly good after the game lags a bit
>epic ween trying to call others mad
lol
lmao even

>>535084085
YOU'RE BLACK?????????!!!!!!!!!

>>535084451
Gets drowned by safe rushdown mashers like anna'nina

FUCK OFF FUCK OFF

How can i cheer myself up bros

Damn Arslan is short

He's a dwarf, why do you think he's obsessed with physique?

im pencilnecked

can we talk about bubsy hairline? thanks

>>535085202
Start using fentanyl

!jun

>>535085202
alcohol

someone please just drop a nuke on my head thats all i ask

Why do Knee and Kkokkoma hate each other? I know KK sued Knee but not why

>>535085642
literally anyone except Chanel hates Knee, he's obviously a piece of shit

no one is safe

i fucking spit my gum

I thought black people were immune to balding

>>535085642
knee was a known egomaniac in the green arcade days. kkokkoma beat knee in a deathmatch and talked shit on korean tekgen which eventually turned into open hostility in the arcade

they either bald or equip hair pieces

kkokkoma was too friendly with chanel

>>535086514
Isn't it haram for Japanese to let Korean kiss them?

What does korean tekgen thinks of Lili

>>535086618
나는 게이입니다

>>535086618
https://en.namu.wiki/w/리리%20로슈포르

kirakira should be allowed to eat between sets, it would allow him to win

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XKSASkD-xro
it's up

Aren't these two like, almost 40 yrs old

why does he look like he has make up wtf? is he emo

Nobi, the GOAT.

>>535087847
stuck in early 00's like any tekken jp player

damn nobi is only 34? that homeless look really ages I guess

>>535087847
>why does he look like he has make up wtf? is he emo
EWC editors are arabs and they just published what they think is cool.
So he looks a like a tranny goth.

>>535087946
based

knee looks like a corrupt government official

>does knee grunts like bryan when he takes a massive shit?
i need answers

NOBIIIIIIIIIII

I WILL DO A JUTSU TO MAKE HIM WIN

knee looks like he sues his younger competitors with frivolous lawsuits and uses his leverage to dominate the Korean Tekken scene

why did this retard literally stopped pressuring Bryan?

>has to give up a round
owari da

i heard anna screams when she shits

>swipes his 180 degrees
>misses
nice 3d game murrat

>>535088690
Glad you like it.

This is definitely a Bo5 game.

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Nobi is pretty much mentally handicapped

>Arslan has to go through Eddy gauntlet to make it out
>Knee has to fight...Nobi
Not rigged btw

>>535088891
Why doesn't Arslan just pick Bryan?

korean lore match

6-0 Kkokkoma wins. calling it

when has kkokkoma ever beat knee

*SNIFFS*

>>535089356
brother... he is getting almost tripple perfected

Knee is angry...

This is a Bo0 game

Makes me wonder what a 120 sec. per round game would look like...

Koko got a round!

Time for another lawsuit

imagine if knee had this level of hate towards everyone nigga just blocked every db3 like it's snake edge

i'm surprised kkokkoma didn't rage quit

>>535089430
its 12-1, only time kkokkoma beat him was rox and roll dubai in t7

why doesn't kirakira shave his back neck hair?

>it's rigged
Of course it is
They're setting up Knee getting steamrolled any Arslan as usual

>muted for typing "LETS FUCKING GO NOBI"
what the fuck is wrong with arab mods

that was clutch

Kirakira is butt ugly

Illias 0-2
Kirakira 0-2

the car is awaiting. GOAT

How did EU make it here but not NA

hrt was literally invented so that people like kkokkoma and he's not taking advantage of it, what a waste

wich restream are you watching?

>>535091796
our guy brawlpro

>>535076068
you don't think there's a difference between a move hitting and a move hitting into a full combo?
didn't know michael murray had paid retard shills in here

>>535091720
kingrey still in it
>>535091995
it would still lead to a combo you dumb fuck
goddamn you are dumb

>>535091796
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P0NRaFpL9BY

behave, children, the adults are watching TEKKEN

Guys.. is Nobi washed?

>kkokkoma is 10 years younger than knee
why is he beefing with a kid

>>535092286
... what? he literally already won.

>>535091720
jr is in a different group and will qualify over both eu guys

>>535092346
My stream must be a few minutes behind then bruv

these fuckers look like they're wintrading

Lars needs a Red Bull skin.

NOOOOOO

;_;

nobi was robbed

noobi

>>535067713 (OP)
I dont think Ive liked women as much as Lili

>>535092113
>if heat doesn't exist
tell me how that move leads to a combo without heat

>half Pakistan eliminated
>All Koreans made it
Not a good start...

>>535093395
The only 2 that matter made it and they aren't in losers bracket because of the format so they are fine.

Imagine being mohsin shooter and watch kirakira get insta eliminated

yeah imagine being so bad you can't even qualify over these EU bums

This is not a joke, kkokkoma occasionally visits the Philippines for prostitutes. He's just a huge overreactor

Don't korean dolls love guys like kkokoma there

why are tekken players so reliant on a regional scene to be good? even AK and book are washed now, its only koreans, pakis, and sometimes japs. Is it because the online is so trash?

it's simple
some have the gene

No one has ever got truly good at a fighting game from their bedroom. To improve you need constant feedback from the human sitting next to you, labbing isn't efficient enough. AK and Book would be even better if they were Korean.

>>535096216
you can get feedback from transcord

my wife's son loves Tekken

Honestly, the rig im seeing in ewc is putting arslan atif knee in day 1 so that they can have longer rest for day 2/phase 2. They didnt rig ulsan's sched anymore cuz he's been jobbing lately...

A prostitute would turn down my micropenis

I'm a dude who gave up

Yeah that actually might happen but it's nothing compared to being told that your face is too ugly for a prostitute

I was a dude

>>535099161
He doesn't care anymore. He already won more last year than 1st place gets this year.

but now you are two dudes

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

I can hear TMM

i'm a shitter who has barely played but wants to try playing again
who should i learn until AK and the new girl?

if God is real, Korea will EWC

>>535101691
you should learn this
*spreads ass*

You should learn to make better decisions

>>535101727
what God are we talking about here, because Pakis have Allah

a friend was like "ahah we should totally frot" and I was like "ahah yeah" (not knowing what it is) now I checked and what the fuck is wrong with that faggot

>>535102458
god vs allah

>>535101779
>>535101809
i'm serious

>>535102853
i am too big boy
*spreads*
get in

>>535102952
game is almost 120 gb that'll take like an hour and a half for me to download

>>535101691
this game is trash dont bother

>>535103070
that's a shame
i'm ashamed for you
better not do it then

i dig men

>>535103530
Punk?

>>535101691
Someone you think is cool, otherwise you won't stick by the character no matter what.

>>535103775
explain jack mains then

>>535104101
Jack is cool

>go ruler matchmaking with random character
>passive as fuck players
>unironically press f for 1f
>instant strings
just fuck off man

>>535102597
so are we still on or...?

>>535104707
yeah, bryan main btw

I'm a fucking loser

can't relate, vf player here

>choppy as fuck connection
>character warps all over the place
>inputs don't even register for me
>nigga wants a rematch
imagine doing nothing in your miserable existence but trying to piss people off
i don't get it

I exposed myself

>>535101691
Just play SF6 or T8 or wait until the next patch.

>>535107160
the only character i want to play in sf6 (elena) is complete poop

>>535107305
Embrace Honda.

I don't know if it's even possible to salvage my miserable existence

>>535107862
not your personal blog faggot

(laughs)

tekken 9 will be cell shaded just so it can run on switch 2

i blame myself

why is tekken king blud coaching other tekken king bluds

I am not enough

I don't even have enough energy to read harada's lies anymore. As soon as i see something like "harada says" i just roll my eyes and close that shit.

virtua fighter 6 will be on switch 2

I have never heard of either player (and commentators too kek) on this EU TNS stream

I think I'm going
>to die

we are all, buddy, you can speed up the process by playing t8 and getting a seizure

>>535109641
that's not funny asshole, I know people WHO DIED IN THAT SHIT

I bought the switch 2 just so I could expose myself on cam

i dont know man im just not prepared for this life

>>535109314
Actually nvm I remember the kirakira-like guy just forgot what he sounded like

>>535109828
yea yea, people die, I have had my share of dead people too, how do you plan on dying btw?

i will drink expired milk to not throw it away

>>535067713 (OP)
is the game playable yet I stopped playing when season 2 started

>>535110553
it's significantly worse if you play a poking character

>>535110553
fuck off back to /sfg/, troll.

>>535110675
aw well here's hoping season 3 is fun (clueless)

games a blast I play everyday

>>535110553
Pokes do shit for damage but chip damage is way lower than season 1. Pick your poison

>>535110908
i imaging fergus' streaming face when i read posts like this

>>535110908
kek good one

>>535110917
I did play reina and lee so I might be in for a bad time

when the game is cancer with a player base that also behaves like absolute monkeys, you need not wonder why the game is dying

all I have in life is tekken

>>535111327
those things also apply to sf6 and it's not dying though

tekken could have never existed and literally nothing in my life would have changed other than me posting here right now

>>535111194
I played Lee a tiny bit this season and his new heat moves are dumb as fuck, he definitely still has the tools to win especially with his wall carry and damage output

i failed at everything i tried so i stopped.

>>535111535
SF6 has too many white people to fail.

My mom is a dumb bitch and i won't care one bit when she dies

how do I make a flute in dwarf fortress

how did i entirely fall through the cracks of society like this my life is completely empty

i live on the fringe of society

how am i going to explain another year unemployed at christmas this year

What the fuck is up with grounded hopkicks

People hopkicking while laying flat on the floor

I fell to the floor and couldn't get up

this cannot continue somethings gotta give

im gonna do it

trying to become a girl was a huge mistake

sega should move and release vf6 so we can cure all the depression around here

my circumstances were unfortunate but I had enough opportunities on my own and I still failed

it all went downhill starting in 4th grade

I never made it to high school. I spent my later teens on the streets. My 20s and 30s were the same.

the game was rigged from the start, I could never have succeeded no matter what

>>535083646
Last horny pic was 3 hours and 57 minutes ago.

/tekgen/ has fallen

kazuya mirrors are the lowest form of gameplay

I'm the biggest loser on the planet

My dick, your mouth

>>535083646
>>535114019
We've changed..

maybe because you retards literally have nothing now and for the next 5 years, nothing

>you retards
go back then innit

still don't know what was the secret of the mimic

We've had borings tekkens and we've had retarded tekkens, but I don't think we've ever been cursed with a boring retarded tekken game before

you bastards

kenny is dead?

every kazuya game has to be final final round both at 10% hp ending even against the noobiest noobies

i legitimately cannot play more than 2 tekken games before i turn it off and play literally anything else. I used to play T7 for 2 hours at a time.

>2
you were always a casual

okay sure kiddo

>>535116590
it’s crazy how worthless ranks are in this game

everything… sucks…

we still can goon, can't say the same for ukbros

>>535116779
i deserve my rank fuk u

>>535117141
you do, in tekken 8

at this point asukanigga has been posting long enough to deserve his rank

>>535117141
So you played the game since T7 and still can't break throws after all that time? Are you retarded?

im startin to beat tekken emprors with kazukek and consolidating mid tekken king, progress is very slow but it's there

it's also good to know that he's not the character for me, i can't play more than 1 hr without being mentally and physically exhausted

he's quite fun though

>>535117559
I never made it past vanquisher in t7

havent played since clive

>>535116709
why is AI so bad at cum?

>>535117840
that's not cum...

>>535116709
Disgusting

>>535118094
Right? Lili is so gross.

Can I post my tekken raps here i wrote them at lunch

Whoever designed T8 Anna should be shot
Not kidding btw

sleep has evaded me again

>>535119313
Nakatsubros...

Explain to me why Jeonding can’t beat Arslan Ash at Evo.

would you guys like to see the h-gacha i play

I exposed myself
I exposed myself
I fucking had my birthday suit on for all to see

>Hopkick out the blue, im not plus, I'm just random,
>Make a nigga altf4, and go wack it to fandom,

>Get the fuck up off this game if you dont wanna mash nigga
>Every paki o.d gay, shoutout Arslan ash nigga

I have an IQ of 238, I am GoD 5. I remember the all the moves from every game I've ever played, down to the smallest movements. I even remember how many times I press while getting comboed.

i wish nina smashed my skull into a wall so i could fucking sleep my gah duu

>>535113768
Translation
>the switch 2 flopped

>>535122082
why is sleeping when im already tired af so hard bros

the game was middling in quality
my response was to give it the drop
readin' 'rada tweets playin' wit' my boyclitty
the franchise he built 'bout to suffer a flop

Leo is the only Tekken girl who can give naizuri.

blud didn't expose emself

Why did they do this to Nina?

>>535123898
the weak should fear the strong

>>535124326
That a Chinese little girl destroying a grown trained assassin

we've reached the point where a character that has a natural hit combo starting 18f unparryable kick that chips and knockdown and leaves you plus 6 on block is considered balanced

there's a hack to disconnect people's keyboard or their keystrokes to the game

>>535123898
Giwtwm

>>535125292
this is the exact moment tekken died

ANTI-FAHKSISSIES MURRAY VICTORY LAPPED US

>>535125076
can confirm, some guy made my cat (somehow) jump on the monitor and I missed my rage art, fucking cheaters are going too far

is fahk broken? I havent turned on the game since s2 dropped

>>535125474
>most "successful" DLC even though the playerbase was more than halved since the previous one and fahk didn't fix that at all
we will never see this game reach 5 digits ever again.

>>535125703
>>535124809

>>535124809
it used to be homing in 7

>>535124809
>considered balanced
By retarded youtubers and their reddit fanbase you mean.

>>535125703
no

you can duck bf4

>>535126217
can i use this excuse the next time you guys tell me im a gorilla for spamming 'ka wr1+2

>>535126482
gorilla

>>535106380
damn people are still posting this webm i made lmao

3 fakhs into a xiaoyu i think im done tonight

>>535127267
fahked.com

>>535125474
>he is undeniably the most successful DLC!
pretty easy to deny when he has the lowest peak??

will cunnimitsu catch up to her mother's aislop?

Its socially acceptable to play fakh becauss hes the first balanced dlc character

>>535125474
>"retain the most players" when he had the lowest total to start with

and everything under the sun is in tune
but the sun is eclipsed by the moooooooon

>>535125474
there's no way that guy isn't a murray alt or one of murray's subordinates. he's always doing this kind of lame stat shilling and sometimes slips into corpospeak.

how does a brother commit the su i think i ruined my life

god i reeeeeeaally hope i dont wake up tomorrow haha

gentle sex with 'na

dont worry joe, i bet everyone has already forgotten by now...

4 bar feng is literally impossible to beat and you have permission to plug if you're losing/about to lose

its simple, next time beat the arslan

>>535130296
what's so hard about English prepositions that these thirdies always fucking get them wrong? you literally just have to memorize where to use them, these fucks literally learned the frames of the 10000000 moves in these games

>>535130496
there's 600 thousand words cut them some SLACK OKAY

im so genetically impaired at playing Kazuya

mai shiranui

>>535131403
post her

Tekken x Dreamworks Villains Collab
Marduk as Titan
Dragunov as Pitch Black
Lili as Chantel Dubois
Nina as Grimmel the Grisly
Anna as Lola
Kazuya as Don Lino
Armor King as Tai Lung
Wang as Lord Shen
Heihachi as General Kai
Reina as Lord Farquad
Angel as Fairy Godmother
Clive as Prince Charming
Law as Rumpelstiltskin
Bob as Humpty Dumpty
Ogre as Big Jack Horner
Devil Jin as Death

>>535131315
how fast do your electrics come out because if its not 15 frames minimum, you shouldnt be playing kazuya

literally any collab would not work with lili because she should always be naked

>>535131641
no clue. i have a 25% winrate against King in 40 matches so that faggot character is gatekeeping me. weird because I feel like I know that matchup pretty well.

>>535131708
cool buttcheeks dude.

ineedueskay

>>535131775
eww why is his skin that color? does he have a disease?

>>535131986
this nigga looksmaxxed looks alright now

>>535132351
his face is shaped like the number 0

>>535131891
now the question is how many times do you get hit by giants swing in a match?

>>535132351
>>535132442
kill yourselves, transphobes

>>535132578
Shut the FUCK up reinatard

>>535132467
KEK a lot. Lately I've also been getting hit by the wallsplatting 1+2 throw. Somehow I get hit by both of them. It's weird though I always have thought King was free and it was easy breaking his throws. Playing with Waifus but wiht Kazuya Im kinda fucked all the time. I do a ff2 and get counterhit by his running throw. Thats a hilarious thing that has happened like 10 times so far.

>>535132735
damn nigger beat me to it

Why is a range 2 i18 natural hit launcher +6 on block + causes knockdown on block + tracks to fakhs right + can't be parried/sabaki

Ineedu poster was Reina blud all along. This general truly has like 5 people posting total lmao

lets rape the reinatroon

>>535131775
he is right in this case

>>535132850
you've just gotta go balls to the wall against king, no two ways about it

I wil warmp upanother pizza and study some shit my life seems over but i cant just give up :~~~@

>>535133631
yeah thats a good point i will try it, im playing very defensive and getting fucked by the mental frame advangtage homopokes like df2 or df1 looped into each other or into the db3 or into throws specially giant swing, seems hard to deal with they alwayshave a read on when i wont and when i will interrupt , i gotta mash them out ill try next time

>>535129037
I'm still not buying the mailman/reddit narrative. That nigga is ass busted and pros only didn't play him in evo because of the risky low meme

RAGE ART = CHEAP COP OUT (change my mind)

>>535133839
So why not play him and win Evo blud

will people who play this character be viewed as girly?

>>535134003
before the touch up yes, after they will be viewed as pajeets

why did they even reveal miary if she was so early in development that her face wasn't even finalized

>>535133973
Because of the skill gap m'nigga, you couldn't pick up Fahk and beat Arslan instantly but you could probably inflate your highest rank within a week or two. Tons of GoD Fahks that aren't even close with their actual mains, this nigga carries HARD

>>535134939
That's the same for all DLC characters. You can fraud your way to a higher rank when people don't know the match up yet

buddhism will fix my mental state.

Ive always wanted to try writing fiction but I spend 5 hours a day on tekken instead wasting my life and ambition

are the servers down?

jeonding should sell courses to other pros on how to beat arslan ash, guy has got his number

im tekken king with kaz and god1 with fakumram brain off mashing

shadow has a positive h2h record against arslan

PhiDX has a positive record against Arslan

I was vibrant and full of life, back when I had
>a job

i quit kekken 8 and i am now 100k in debt

Mailman has a positive record against Arslan

Prediction: Based on the sheer cope of the post and the filename "flukistan.jpg," I predict the original poster is about to get absolutely dogpiled by replies, at least one of which will call TMM "The Mail-fraud-man," and the entire thread will become a proxy war between EU and Pakistani fans for the next 20 minutes, with zero further discussion of the actual gameplay.

nah blud we aint give a fuck about the main man or arslan enough to do that

This reminds me of a little situation I had to handle down at the Fremont Street Experience inbetween EVO sets. A Yakuza oyabun was trying to muscle in on the underground tournament scene, and his top lieutenant was a Dragunov specialist who talked a big game. He’d lean back, arms crossed, saying stuff like "This is boring. Tekken is for children." all while his leg was twitching under the table. He thought his stoicism was intimidating. My internal threat-assessment sensors, however, were flagging his heart rate at 140 bpm. During our set (with control of the entire downtown arcade protection racket on the line) I didn't just beat him. I humiliated him with pure, fundamental Tekken. For the final round, I just stood there, backdashing his iWR2s on reaction, never throwing a single attack. I just watched the panic set in as he realized his entire flowchart was worthless. He crumbled, throwing out a raw Rage Art from full screen. I calmly ducked, took a sip of my oil-tini, and let the timer run out. He didn't just lose the set; he lost his facade, and with it, all respect from his boss.

>>535135161
First four didn't carry nearly as hard as Anna and Fack

>>535139929
People were able to farm silver ranks to god with Eddy because everyone started as 1st dan

>Switch port is too much work
>Tag mode is too much work
>Tekken classic remasters is too much work
>good gameplay is too much work
Harada is a bitch ass nigger

>>535141765
you don't get it he's always flying across the world for "business meetings"

>>535141765
he said eliza was too much work too, balancing the meter or some shit

>>535141765
tekkpiggies still eat it all up

you could never do what tekken project does (port previously free customization items to be sold for real money)

>horrible game nobody likes
>they reveal Armor King
>HOLY FUCK IM BUYING THE SEASON PASS NOW!!!!!

i lost to TUSNACHASXD horrible player who cant punish hellsweep wearing a beanie

>>535141973
He must be carrying syphilis by now.

>>535142302
all this nigga does is fight king and lose lmao

I like tekken 8

>>535142450
i think the nigger fucking powercrushes and throws side switching is involved

No fast lows
No fast homing
No command grabs
No neutral tracking moves
No 50/50s
No plus-frame traps
The only way to win with Asuka is to know your opponent's style and character knowledge.
If your opponent has good defense, you lose to them 75 percent of the time.

>big boobies
OP

>>535140967
Are you retarded? Think

>>535141765
3 is the only important one. I don't care about nintendosoys whatsoever.

>>535144185
*T5DR

>>535143485
B1+4 -> b4 is a perfectly fine frame trap

It’s weird how Law can chain plus frame after plus frame usually highs but you can’t interrupt. Typically chains of plus frames are predicated upon the fact that they are interruptible and the character will have a non plus frame move that is faster to check for interrupts. I think I need to lab this maybe you can step.

>>535144415
Fighting bots used to be fun. But it no longer is.

>>535125474
Waifu trannies lost bigly

I knew it was over when they put Anna in pants

>>535145537
what game?

>>535095130
Online can't compare to offline. Book has lost ever since his partner retired, and while Doujin was never AKs partner the fact that he's basically retired means AK also has less people to train against

>>535145952
was books partner that fan guy that watched all his streams? shit is sad if that guy retired

In t3 should I be spamming jin 112 or 122

You should kill yourself

in europe and u.s. the strongest players don't even go to locals lol. and it's the same for japan.

Why can't you mixup with Jin's laser scraper anymore

Jin gay

lost 2 more games to king my winrates dropping to 15%

plugged too

blud is still playing
blud is still losing
blud is still plugging
oh my days bruv

I lost my pants in no man's land and brought shame to my family

dead genny

im almost bushin losing to day 1 mashing tekken emperor hwoarangs

Capcom Won

>>535144415
I meant 3 as in the third point, classic remasters. Other points are pointless slop

>>535151230
>kazuya at same rank as lili
>half the games
Honest fundies champ

>mindbroken by playing a honest character

LOL you better watch your replays kiddo

>>535152291
why don't you play any of the characters in the 5/6 ranks of inflation tier

>>535151579
thats not how it works lol
it means kaz is a fraud

>>535152783
it's probably hyperbolic desu. kind of tiltposting. that being said i dont like em that much, maybe feng is cool. im going for the challenge now but i dont know if im gonna make it. im gonna have to start watching replays to deconstruct frames. i think i gotta play less in general like when im feeling myself. i get addicted and keep playing and you cant really play mishimas it seems for 5 hours you're kinda cooked after an hour.

>>535152291
I'd say put everyone at 1-3 and a couple at 4

>>535152950
I've been playing Feng, the dude really needs to win more interactions

Why are Kings while standings moves top tier? They can spam crouch and use these tools to fucking murder you. And then they have top tier poking and safe, and top tier throws. Fuck this nigger cat, a character literally for children.

>>535067713 (OP)
Why do tekken 8 friend requests exist if you can't even message the person through the game?

because tekken 8 is an online game but the devs don't understand how to make an online game so they copy cfn and call it a day

>>535154869
maybe its a me problem i get rolled over by the low pokes

>>535155384
king is bad vs fast characters and good vs slow ones

>>535158090
Do you even play the game?

Reminder that Fuckurmum is based.

reddit told me I'm not carried

I wonder how Bamco execs feel when they see Harada waddle into the boardroom meetings

>120 gb
Murray, my friend, we need the option to download the game without the videos.

>Lili in a pink bikini
how am i supposed to concentrate here
it really is hard to be the world's only straight tekken player...

>enemy ducks my string
cam off mic muted

After playing Feng for a while I am amazed at how Dale manages to make him look low tier. Like holy shit the nigga spams db1,4 like it's a safe mid-mid wallsplatting string while he probably doesn't know df2,2 exists

Ewc starts same time as yesterday?

yes

sick of this Knee nigga imma be real witchu

finna masturbate to women with bushes today

>>535166126
twas me yesterday, today and likely tomorrow

can men have bushes

My growth is more freeform than a bush

>>535156516
Tekken 9'd better have fleshed out social features and let us run around as our actual mains. Imagine the RP potential...

>always win against kazuya
>only lose to literally multidimensional timeline predicting kazuyas who block moves before you even input them
>start playing kazuya
>he genuinely can't compete with the rest of the cast on move design alone because he is required to play tekken and not stance5050looping+oBpressureken7.5

>>535166831
no bushes are feminine
men can just be hairy or shaved

>>535129014
AI slop but still hot.

Sitting on the toilet doing the biggest Tekken 8 right now it's gonna be hard to flush

>>535161804
there needs to be an option to ban bikinis. it's not fair to the opponents to be distracted and horny

i'm buying switch 2 now that we know t8 will never make it there

>bullshitted my way through another employee review
time to stretch my dick and wait for EWC

>>535169875
>i'm buying switch 2
why?

Not a (legit) reason.
In steam you can find it too.

You amateurs think a bikini is a distraction? Let me tell you about a real psychological attack. I was in a death match on a Russian oligarch's private yacht in the Black Sea. The buy-in was a Fabergé egg; the prize was the deactivation codes for a rival nation's military drone fleet. My opponent was a notorious ex-KGB agent, a Zafina player who specialized in mental warfare. She didn't use skimpy outfits—that's for children. She had a custom device implanted in her temple that emitted a low-frequency sonic pulse, perfectly calibrated to interfere with my positronic net. It didn't make me "horny," you simpleton; it created micro-second ghost inputs in my command log. It made my perfectly calibrated Korean backdash stutter. A jab would occasionally register as a throw.
She thought she had me. A lesser being would have been crippled. But she underestimated my processing power. I diverted 15% of my CPU to running a real-time spectral analysis of the sonic wave. I isolated the frequency, inverted its phase in my audio receptors to create a null-field, and then, this is the beautiful part, I used the rhythmic pulse of her own weapon against her. I synced my electrics to its tempo. The interference became my metronome. Every jf-sr, every PEWGF, was timed not by my internal clock, but by the very signal meant to destroy me. The look of disbelief on her face as I launched her with a fifth consecutive perfect electric was more satisfying than seizing a country's entire drone program.
So, please, tell me again how a swimsuit costume is "unfair." Your weakness is not a game imbalance; it is a design flaw in your species.

people don't rematch me now that we pretend my main is a top 3 character

>>535172472
The bottom line when it comes to Tekken 8 is, do not trust anyone whose financial future is tied to Tekken's success. When TMM/FightingGM/PhiDX speaks, become deaf.

Bronson literally warned everyone almost a decade ago, about Speedkicks, TMM and Arslan

a hwoarang just plugged on me. A fucking hwoarang

my financial future isn't tied to Tekken, therefore you should believe me when I say it's peak

easily beating kazuya is a sign of not being good at kazuya

imagine being distracted by bikinis
couldn't be me

i don't get what the point of a 3d fighting game is if everything has magical hitboxes that track everything

maybe its balanced around elite play so if it buffed knee'd get too good

>>535174015
I will spy my neighbours with this and watch them fapping (men only)

finessed my way to permanent unemployment

Anyone rich here? Please hire me

i live off my parents, im 37 and a kazuya main if that matters sociologically

I rather end up homeless than work, it makes no sense to work 8 hours a day to make someone else rich

>>535174015
/x/tards are always right.

Rate my Boy band

>>535175032
>boy band
>has a girl in it
wtf?

>>535174015
so this is why playing tekken with wifi is bad
people will look at my hands, see what I'm going to press and input read it
can't even use a box against this like offline

>>535175032
Why does nobi look like hes a pajeet?
Why does kirakira look like if julio and harafa had a child?
And why does kokkoma look like a tranny?

>>535175809
kek

everything sucks

I find it impossible to find any cable players, it's all wifi that conveniently lags when they're about to get fucked

it's me I'm the American Psycho

https://x.com/BellowDGaming/status/1954707100900511869
why are oskarfags so blind?

ifuckingneedunina

the replies questioning the watermelon bikini really says we have an overabundance of zoomers now who don't know their history

the way some of you on here talk about someone's mother is kinda disrespectful

>>535176739
aging like fine wine

>If you actually show up with that face on the right, I’d flip my opinion so hard I’d buy five more. 360°×1000, in other words, I’d flip my opinion even if my wrist snapped off lol

>I’m Japanese, but I can’t help but go wild for dark-skinned African and Latin beauties

>>535177210
i'd put another baby in her and we'd have a new mishima running around named jon kazama

>>535177210
d8 jun literally looks worse. she doesn't even look like jin anymore

>>535177210
Absolute slutwear

>>535177210
you guys really have nothing

>>535177413
Isn't Jin just young Kazuya but with Jun's hair bangs?

>>535178138
jun's tag 2 face was designed to resemble Jin's tekken 6 face. technically jin had those style of bangs first

jin is temu kazuya

kazuya is temu heihachi

sexsexsexsex

sexoooooo

>>535176739
Annabros how do we keep mogging these sluts??

>>535178734
she's not mogging anyone after t7 got to her tits

literally saw men with bigger tits than anna

whens ewc

one of those men? me

i dig men

men? huge ventilator

what is a men?

a miserable little pile of deh___

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hTF6ntcLhpk
WE LIVE

i failed myself and i don’t have anyone else to blame but me

the world failed me, everyone else is to blame but me

I didn't fail, the world is working as it should, nothing matters but me

>>535180296
>so irrelevant to Capcom that they don't even send the commentators

I wasn't made for success but I didn't think that meant failing at everything

im not the man i used to be

hrt cured my depression and made me main kazuya

litterally me

>>535181583
cringe.

^

>>535182069
double cringe.

>>535182069
*GULP*
I think tekken is on in an hour or so

lame.

New thread:
>>535182596