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>>535101251 (OP)
Hey bros. I heard that this game added a skip button. Does it work everywhere, or is it only for specific types of quests/cinematics?

>>535099417
Because she has the cutest smile

How much longer is this Greek filler segment supposed to last?

Cerydra was the best character in this patch, it's a shame how she is literally just here for this patch. It's honestly a shame how Hoyo has definitely set her up for failure by giving her a dead banner and making her shit. We will probably never get a girl like her again.

>>535101251 (OP)
>doing new story
>they reused herta space station AGAIN
why is the HSR team so fucking lazy?

*blocks your path*

Yuri general
>>535101251 (OP)
Thanks for the C&C OP

>>535101426
>cope picture

Every shitposter in this thread. Could. Be. ME!

>>535101509
It lets you skip pretty much anything and gives a small summary you can read for almost each skip.

>>535101331
naruto still had to train chudbeit

Just finished the story, it was pretty good again

>>535101708
funny retard

I like the new story, skipped a bunch of no names and part of hysilens backstory, but the lygus and cyrene parts are great.
Also lygus keeps on glazing the trailblazer, solves a puzzle for kids -> "You are a genius"

>Penacony waifu options
Firefly
>Amphoreus waifu options
Castorice
Hysilens
Evernight
Cyrene

Penacony could have had more options, the girls were right there
Two hags, a brat, and an idol. Somehow none of them became options

>"and this is the thousand year history of the abyss"
>"and this is how cerydra ascended to imperator"
>"and this is what happened in the millennium since your absence"
my nigga lygnus i dont fucking care what happens to my sims when I go afk just hurry up and fight me so i can leave

What was the cope again?

Cameraman and shipping general

>>535101708
He looks like a jojo stand

I know his identity was leaked a few weeks ago but it was still kino.

>>535101702
the only thing Naruto ever gained from training is bigger rasengans, everything else was an asspull powerup

i can't believe i fomo'd myself into pulling saber am 140+ pulls deep and i can't pull out

>>535101852
sorry gotta use this time to hype up Shartji's flopchasers

>>535101708
>>535101929

>>535101687
Thanks. I won't be skipping the main story, but I don't wanna sit through the side quests of another hoyo game after 5 years of playing genshin...

>>535101831
>waifu option
>mydei onahole
>dyke
>danheng onahole
>phainon onahole
?

yep, this is totally a biological woman's back and shoulders troonrisia you can't fool me
https://files.catbox.moe/pvmffw.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/t1r3a9.jpg

Soon

lygus just really wants a chair buddy, you know

>>535101426
>Here drink this so that you can see Lygus
>HOLY SHIT WE PRETTY MUCH HAD SEX!!! WIFE!!
Why are paggies like this?

>>535101702
Exactly. And said “living nuke” didn’t carry him through shit for a majority of his life, in fact it actively hindered his growth in several instances.

>goes behind her back
>murders her
>two PoV scenes
come on now

>>535102029
Thanks bwo, now I'm hard.

>>535101967
>rasenshuriken
>toad sage
>having to tame gamabunta after learning summons which he was thrown off a cliff to master

>>535102105
name 1 major fight Naruto wins without being carried by his living nuke

I liked 3.5

>>535101967
>the only thing Naruto ever gained from training is bigger rasengans, everything else was an asspull powerup
You clearly have forgotten about how much he trained for sage mode

>>535101967
Did he not train to get Sage Mode? To walk on water and up trees? To learn hand to hand combat? Did he not train to control the Nine Tails chakra?

>>535102105
The reason he could beat Mizuki
The reason he survived the poison by the demon brothers
The reason he could beat Haku
The reason he could survive Orochimaru
The reason he could summon gamabunta
The reason he could beat Neji
The reason he could beat Gaara
The reason he could job to Sasuke
And that's just pre shippuden

>>535101632
We love yuri here

>>535101426
The memory messages that float around her when you are running through that area literally says that she loves blue nero, no one has had more explicit yuri in the whole game, not even broya x seele.

ohhh, they triggered the narutards

>>535102218
Kiba
Gaara
Kakuzu
3rd Raikage

>>535101708
Who's the stand master? Powers?

>>535101251 (OP)
Caelus's girlfriends

>>535101528
only 3 months left

>>535101251 (OP)
CUTE ADNCCAOONONNNNNNNN

>>535102078
she got a literal pag ad with Stelle

>>535102218
Pain.

Clean it up jannies

>>535102207
He spent 99% of the Pain fight in Sage mode which ran out because he can't have the toads on his shoulders maintaining Sage mode. The fox saved him from a problem the fox created.

>>535102218
kiba

>>535102064
kek

>>535102357
He beat Gaara by using Kyubi chakra to transform gamabunta into Kyuubi
And Kiba isn't a fucking major fight
I will let you have the rest

>>535102332
True and real!
And now gn! *chu*

Hinoki? sucks Deko off.
Theresia? Scissors with zaunite.
Manami? Kisses Yuria.

>>535101708
why do they keep making up words

>>535102207
>asspull clone training that should have fried his brain according to in-verse rules
>asspull clone training that should have fried his brain according to in-verse rules
>only happened because Jiraya wanted to make him use the asspull fox power and the "taming" was just not falling while gamabunta jumped around
yawm

>>535101426
WIFE OF CAELUS

I just watched Weapons on cinema. Will I like 3.5 better than it?

>>535102508
>Kyubi chakra to transform gamabunta into Kyuubi
No, it was a transformation image.

>>535102557
What words were made up?

Wait did they just skip space china when cyrene was giving cerydra a tour of TB's journey?

My fvarking hero

>>535102510
*smooch* gn and sleep well <3

>>535102345
let go, zauntie
nobody cares that much

>>535102078
they got more than they could ever ask for in their TB shipping lives with cyrene but are desperately trying to ignore her. i can't really blame them.

>>535102060
that's not her retard

>>535102603
Was it good? I want to watch but the shilling is so big I'm starting to not buy it

>>535102656
Same reason why Phainon mentioned Belobog and Penacony but not Space China

The entirety of Lygus' posturing crumbles when you remember that he's too much of a pussy to confront Polka directly even though her beliefs are exactly the opposite of his ideals

>>535102508
That’s not how he turned Gamabunta into the Kyuubi, he did it by imagining something that could actually hurt the Shukaku.

>>535102357
you get Kakuzu (who was already with both legs and an arm in the grave by that point) but he dies against Gaara and 3rd Raikage without the fox powers
>Kiba
>major
lmao

>DUDE I'M A GOOD COOK
>Puts tomatoes on lettuce
Wow Phainon

>>535102345
Trvke. Those who have actually played the quest (without skipping) know that Hysilens is for Cerydra

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>>535102743
the damage control has begun I see

what the fuck is happening?

>>535102565
>should have fried his brain according to in-verse rules
Why?

>>535102795
or that mythus already exists

>>535102546
Hertaschizo? still a passive aggressive balding loser with no balls to post xhis @ in the sv

Sissy Heng in Hysilens outfit

>>535102865
The best event we had in a long while, be sure to enjoy it while it lasts

>>535102856
she literally said so, you'd know since you are in the cord

>>535102801
https://bato.to/title/36016-naruto/651606-ch_136
Fait, but he still used Kyuubi chakra to win the fight

>>535102656
It's a spoiler for later.

>>535102970
damage control x2

are you really gon believe a guy named lie-gus?

>>535102508
That's completely wrong. Gamabunta needed to hold Shukaku down but needed something with fangs, claws, something to grip with. Naruto did the hand seals and thought while Gamabunta openly said he provided the chakra.

Consider reading the manga.

>>535102750
It has a pretty good premise and it doesn't feel like it has your usual horror movie structure. I liked it but some people might find it a bit goofy.

We like Cerydra now?

>>535102835
>3rd Raikage without the fox powers
He beat him with sage mode after fox mode failed. Redirected his own attack to himself.

Why is she phys element and not ice at the very least if they dont want to add a proper water element

>Polka wanted to make the universe completely static
>Zandar wants to make the universe completely random
Is this building towards a confrontation, or are they just reusing similar type of nonsense?

>>535103087
And how does he win the fight? Kyuubi asspull.

>>535103206
Better than the schizos arguing

>>535103173
Because she's a dotbrick and ice doesn't have dot

>>535103056
you lost hertasquizo

>>535102872
the jutsu works by splitting your chakra into a temporary clone which when dispelled returns your memories it's memories to you, it became forbidden both because people in the Narutoverse die if they run out of chakra which is a real risk when you're splitting it and because the brain can only handle so much information, now imagine hundreds to thousands of those clones popping after training for a few hours

>>535103165
Always did

>>535102107
WIFE

>>535103215
>Kyuubi asspull.
Just running forward?

>>535103051
ok i see, it was to setup for the doomed yuri paring.

>>535103206
That's what you get when spics are out of school

MARCH SEX
EVERNIGHT SEX

>>535103008
>>535103215
It's said several times that kyuubi fucked up Naruto's regular chakra control.

>>535102510
>>535102692
you two should tie the knot and marry already (or get close to that)

>>535103165
I always liked her design, now I love her character as well.

>>535102836
I love when they make him pathetic

It's time for /hsrg/ to apologize to Sunday

>>535103334
>Naruto get carried by Kyuubi so much he had to fucking beg him just to run forward
That's not the gotcha you think it is

Honkai Wife Rail

My eyes are down here, pal.

>>535103171
he doesn't even last long enough to think of that without fox mode

>finished jacking off to Yuzuha's fat ass
>it's only 12:14AM
Boring...
When is the beta?

>>535103165
I liked her the moment her drip was out because she's a cute chess girl
The 3.5 stream and the story made me love her, easily one of my favorite characters

Lorelets missed the real pandering of this patch.

AIEEEEEEEEEEEEE SAVE ME POLKA

>>535103484
made for alice

stinky

>>535103308
>both because people in the Narutoverse die if they run out of chakra which is a real risk when you're splitting it and because the brain can only handle so much information
Where was that a thing? People have been out of chakra but functional like >>535103087 and why can't their brains handle new memories from a minute or hour at best?

>>535103212
There won't be a confrontation, Lygus starts blubbering and changing the subject the moment Herta brings Polka up

>>535103484
Alice's POV

Thank the LORD for the skip button

>>535103523
Castorice flopped as a character

>>535103212
well theres 9 zandars in the galaxy trying to randomize the world so that you can't calculate anything.
So I guess its going to be a subplot for future confrontations. He does seems to be super scared of Polka though.

>>535103484
she takes Alice fat futacock btw

(You) will not roll for Cerydra.

>>535103452
Just running forward when the whole reason he sucks at chakra control is because of the kyuubi so it offered a solution to a problem it personally made?

>>535103452
>Naruto get carried by Kyuubi who ruined his normal circuits

>>535103523
Cute!

>>535103647
>>535103619
canon
>>535103484
Alice is so lucky

>>535103523
I read and screenshotted all of that. Aglea’s and Cerydra’s conquests, too. The readables were great this patch.

>>535103625
Events have no skip button

>>535103463
you're missing the best waifu. Dark march is hot.

>even shillrene and the rateup characters of the patch have to /watch/ herta and caelus
HOLY MOTHER OF C&C

smooch

>>535103215
>>535103452
>fixing a problem he created = reliance

>>535103465
Original.

Better summon than jing yuan btw

>>535103680
See you in three weeks

Theresia and Minceraftian licking my BWC

>>535103926
Herta mocks TB and keeps calling them a kid, she clearly has platonic feelings at best, Go look at the Kitchen video if you want to see who Herta really loves.

So the new event is not even real?

>>535103625
Wifestorice

Seeing how Lygus seems to be the highlight of the patch, I just changed my settings to EN, I will enjoy him as it should be

>>535104093
Nothing in Amphoreus is real

>>535104074
The Stellaron in TB originally belonged to Herta. She is literally your (other) mother.

>>535103973
the artist does not know nous face at the side

>>535104128
ENG Lygus is too much of a sperg for me

When does Cyrene get big tits?

>>535103484
Heterosexual explanation?

>>535103586
people subconciously keep enough to remain alive due to self preservation instincts but if you just split it directly you can push yourself below that threshould by accident
new memories from a few hours multplied by hundreds, our brains have to sleep to process just the info from 18~ hours that comes in a steady and slow stream, imagine thousands of hours at once

>>535103523
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WIFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>535104210
>nous face
What the FUCK
This is the first time I'm noticing it.
I thought the red light is its eyes or something.

I realized this, but it was obvious from the start that TB was going to be important the real issue with Amphoreous was that Shaoji kept emphasizing filler shit.

Any real complaints about Shaoji should be that Shaoji pretended that that cycke was important to begin with.

The set up for hsr guarantees that TB can never be a true cameraman so it's retarded to even have them in that role to begin with. Because it'll just make almost everything that the side characters do on their own, and most POV changes irrelevant.

Seriously the CH were just the Aventurine IPC plot am over again.

>>535104074
Herta loves Caelus as his girlfriend

>>535104316
3.6 if you're lucky, otherwise 3.7 her own patch

>>535104210
Oh my fucking god it does have a face

*Evil kiss*

Everyday until Mywife comes back
Day (83)

>0 mentions of Shaoji
>suddenly Shaoji x3 in one post
We get it, you love him.

XISTERS SAVE ME AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I cut off my dick and I love yuri

>>535104071
Manami...
Deko...

LET ME SKIIIIIIIIP

>>535104210
wtf? This whole time that was just the side of a humanoid robots head? Is it a giant floating head or is this just an extreme close up? what the fuck.

>>535104789
READ NIGGER READ

>>535104689
He came back this patch, are you attention whoring?

>>535104686
>I found you
>I finally found you
Yanderenight…

I just wanna say goobbye to this general. I had fun with the game and laughed at your schizo post. Switching to a new PC and dropping all gachas and multiplayer games. Going forward, I dont want any kernel level anti cheat on my system.
I dont regret playing this game at all. Sure the story can drag on and be a bit low effort, but the overall vibe of the game is chill. For whateve reason, this game felt like home, in a way.
Anyways, have fun and good luck on your pulls.

>>535102105
Without Kyuubi.

He'd have Minato and Kushina to learn jutsu from.
He'd have better schooling and off-school education because his parents and the fact that Minato can chase around Jiraiya.
He'd have better physical conditioning since he was pretty much malnourished for most of his childhood.
He would've learned slower, but he would have learned more as well.
He'd be in a more controlled environment since Minato is kinda very protective from what we saw of him, therefore lowering risk of death like his canon suicidal lifestyle.
He'd have epic chakra control at a young age.
He'd probably be a genius like Boruto.
He'd have two people working on an elemental Rasengan; him and Minato.
He'd learn Fuinjutsu from an Uzumaki; Kushina.
He'd maybe learn Hiraishin because why not?
He'd have a safer village to live in since people won't sneer at and abuse him, and people attacking Konoha gets bamflashed by Minato.
He'd probably go the Minato/Kakashi route of extremely refined chakra control over brutalizing everything.
He'd still be Hagoromo's descendant.
He still gets precog via Sage Mode.
He can still gain Fuuton: Rasengan, Fuuton: Rasenshuriken, Oodama Rasengan, Senpo: Rasengan, Renkaiten Rasengan, Senpo: Oodama Rasengan, Senpo: Cho Oodama Rasengan, Wakusei Rasengan.

His entire early life got fucked up because everyone bullied him for being a demon fox kid instead of raised and trained by his highly skilled parents who that demon fox killed.

>>535104849
But he is gone again

Evernight's kit tonight!

https://x.com/Su_jikan/status/1955260481272213546

>>535104825
yeah it's a floating head

>>535103173
Water characters just get an element assigned at random. Remember DHIL and Bailu?

>>535104380
>people subconciously keep enough to remain alive due to self preservation instincts but if you just split it directly you can push yourself below that threshould by accident
Why does anon assume anyone in a universe of magic powers, and characters who can reliably perform superhuman mental calculations, like knowing what angles to deflect knives thrown at you, would have this problem? This assumes the technique overloads the user and assumes characters can't handle this with all their blatantly superhuman thoughts.

>>535104825
>It’s a floating head in the process of building a body

Gold Experience REQUIEM

It's beautiful

bwos i need march to rape me and take all my jades

>>535101814
wasn't that just sarcasm

>>535105017
your shitty fanfic has no relation to what actually happened in the story, Naruto fails at almost every part of what he had to face without using the Kyuubi's power

>>535104210
What the fuck

Was the Hysilens pagbaiting necessary

>>535103523
>pagpags want a blowup doll that thinks about them for 1000 years after meeting them for a few months and having no substantial character moments with
some truly insane individuals here, i could never

CLEAN IT UP MEMMY

>>535105048
First time in a long as time where there were 0 reliable leaks until beta. I wonder if its being kept a secret because its crazy good or its crazy disappointing and they either did it last minute or were scared of a drama on the first day of the patch.

>>535104128
EN Lygus is ass

>>535104210
>>535105057
But Nous gazed Herta with the red light

>>535105304
Evernight is a good, mature, smart woman.

>>535105293
My thoughts exactly but uh
Somebody post a webm of this with Caelus instead

>>535104825
>>535105057
>Green:
Eye
>Dark green:
Brow
>Blue:
Nose and nose bridge
>Red:
Mouth area
>Dark red:
Chin
>Yellow:
Neck

>honkai impact 3: 1.5m
>punishing gray raven: 2.4m
>tears of themis: 3.5m
>epic seven: 3.2m
>azur lane: 3.3m
KAKASHI

The more (you)baits they introduce the less special they all feel. My parasocial attachment is evaporating at a steady pace.

>>535104514
>>535104661
>>535104825
>>535105057
>>535105342
It's called "Droidhead" for a reason

>>535105371
At least it was foreshadowed from her trailer

does pagbait just mean "thing I don't like"

Hyacine would like my 14cm penis

Gonna put Cerydra's stupid crown on a tall shelf.

>>535105371
>>535105540
Tranny

>>535105187
retard this is directly stated in the series, plenty of people have access to it, it's forbidden in that not just anyone can learn it, you have to prove yourself competent enough to be trusted to not kill yourself with it or in Naruto's case just have so much raw chakra that the possibility of something going wrong doesn't even exist
>but that's not what forbidden means
go argue with Kishimoto

>>535105604
retard

>>535105625
Geez I wonder it's nationality

>>535105293
Why did some timeloop mindbreak Lygus anyway?
He endured 33 million cycles with Phainon

>>535105371
She would legit have zero sales otherwise so yeah

>>535105604
it means female character who sucks off the mc despite not having developed any relationship with them

We need more characters like Aglaea.

I regret skipping non-pagbait Cipher for Pagsilens....

>>535105667
I find your reply to be pagbait

>>535105448
Fraudta pretended to be gazed by Nous* with the red light

FUCK female pagbait
WHERE IS THE MYDEI YUMEBAIT

why did amphoreus flop?

Look at this Kot!

>>535105625
well? let's see it, post it

>>535105371
Herta flopped

>Herta tries to scare him with Polka
>does not give a shit
>mocks them and calls them retard for being used by Remembrance/Fuli
I really like it when villains aren't easily deterred

>>535105857
flopflop flopped on my cock

So did the TB react to seeing Herta in the flesh or did he make a dumb joke

>>535105792
I can't believe Jobta would lie like this...

even with skip button still took like an hour to complete this slop
holy fucking shit there is so much worthless padding

>>535105448
what's stopping robots from having multiple eyes

>>535105604
if a female char has any interaction with TB, they're pagbait

>>535105892
But Hysilens is the biggest 1st half flop...

>>535105718
It was an infinite loop of a short memory he could do nothing but sit and watch. A lot different from when he could at least monologue while watching.

>>535104210
he looks like he would have the the proeminent nose.....

>>535105857
too much time wasted on HI3 floppas instead of the good characters

>>535105927
what do you think?

>>535105371
Yes

>>535105625
Post it minceraftian

>>535105718
It's called constraint

Do you think Dan 3 will join the Pentaverate of dogshit sustains?
>Gallapoopkek
>Luocuck
>Troontroon
>Lingsup
>Poo Xuan

>>535105625
She would leave you for my 17cm penis

>>535106009
That's still Rappa

To be honest hysilens is a way better version of castorice storywise, its a shame they didn't give her any shilling or strength.

>>535105792
That's actually believable considering how incompetent She is, it would also make her a more interesting character hilariously if she was pretending to be an Emanator.

>>535105927
They kissed

>>535105849
You are not #him

>>535105718
it din't mindbreak him, it left him open enough to be infected with remembrance powers which Herta and Screwllum then used Sunday's powers to connect to his real body and go there with Cyrene

what was the point of giving lygus a mask
no one knew who the fuck he was anyway

What did Nous even see in Fraudta to make her an emanator?

>>535106258
this. And even their threats meant nothing to him.

>I WANT EVERYTHING TO BE RANDOM AND UNKNOWN
But Mythus and the path of enigmata already exists?

>>535106304
hes a dramatic bitch

>Really want March
>don't want her must-have support Pagrene (most annoying character in the game)
How do I cope

Manami: I hate Hyacine and I dress myself as Elysia while sucking on Gallagher's penis

>>535106304
so he could aura farm when he took it off

>>535105915
So we have Destruction, Erudition and Remembrance all in this mess trying to fk each other up? Dark march feels more like a amalgamation of voracity + enigmatic though.

>Phainon can control Destruction
>Trailblazer can't

>>535105135
>Remember DHIL
>"Hey TB, remember that time on the Loufu when you finally met the cloud quintet and learned my backstory while I finally reconciled my past and present lives and regained my true divine form?"
>"and remember when that divine form became tier 3 in every game mode"
>"and I was a good friend"

>>535106234
Mydei will give into me next cycle...I will buckbreak him

>>535105915
>does not give a shit
No, he does give a shit.
He said this before Herta mentioned Polka.
He immediately changed the subject after Polka was mentioned.

>>535106373
March best teammates will be Castorice Hyacine and (You), nobody wants Pagrene.

>>535106407
Who the fuck iz Manami?

>>535106407
Stop picking fights with my Manami, they did nothing.

>boomerbook
>get randomly shown a post in a dota 2 group making fun of filipinos with pagpag
lol what the fuck I didn't know that was a thing outside of here

>>535106407
KEKKAROO XHE REALLY SAID THIS

>>535106364
No, he just want the pursue of knowledge not to be exclusively about trying to please Nous.

>>535106495
Yeah until RMC gets a new path and then march gets booted off for Tribbie

>>535106457
HI3 bias

>>535106364
what he really wants is for Nous to stop overshadowing him

>>535106495
Because of how this shitty game is designed they will make every team without pagrene bricked. Nobody is going to roll her otherwise. She was reasonably likeable as mem but they managed to make her annoying as fuck always exposition dumping random shit and acting like TB's mom.

>>535106479
Stay away from Mydei you gross roastie. You already have hands full of Blandnon and Bland Hung.

so where's the content for the next 40 days

>>535106556
But we have people like Ruan Mei who could not give less of a shit already

>>535106494
Yeah, he's specifically afraid of Polka.

>>535106457
It's more like the paths are isolated away from him. Qlipoth gave him a hammer strike, which is vastly different from just a gaze, but it still didn't connect

>>535106407
So does she have a cute and very visible ass like Barbara does? Because that will effect my rolling in the future.

>>535106363
truly the ultimate /watch/er

>>535106701
Here. Open your mouth anon.

>>535105915
Lmao this is what he did right after Herta dropped the Polka bomb. Went straight to bargaining.

>>535106517
Our favorite tranny supporter

who the fuck made zander then

Naruto is a gateway anime of the worst kind. It's a bad series, a clusterfuck of story and characterization that isn't very well done by any aspect, but which attempts to compensate for its weaknesses by adding in excessive shipping faggotry and DARKNESS. The normal anon can see this as the shit it is, and may enjoy it, hate it or be indifferent to it, but all the while recognizing that the series itself, regardless of their opinion, is plain bad. However, these very aspects that try to smear over the shit of its core make it a breeding ground for aspie, unsociable underageb& faggots who engage in every kind of faggotry both online and in the real world. The superpowered characters all trying their hardest to look cool, the jutsus, peculiar, colorful clothes, the whole ninja faggotry and everything about the Naruto world fuels their escapist fantasies, while the pity-party character backgrounds, emphasis on revenge, and overall preachiness of the series make it fit just right with the mary-sueish drives of your average preteen and his sense of unwarranted self-importance towards the world. Exactly the kind of shit that makes little kiddies and underageb& retards eat this shit right the fuck up. Naruto is basically THE series to attract the most hated anime fanbase known to /a/, which is why, regardless of individual opinions, it is the responsibility of every anon to troll the fuck out of this show and everyone who likes it, and ensure that no Naruto threads ever encourage the newfriends to show their faces here.

>My dear Trailblazer
that instantly made my dick react wtf
she won

AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE POLKA SAMA DO NOT DESTROY MY SANDBOX AND KILL ME
MADAME HERTA WE CAN STILL NEGOTIATE DO NOT SIC POLKA AT ME NYOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>535105915
>Zandar One KWABara

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THE CAVE AGAIN

Are discord screenshots the new sales charts

>>535106763
Very visible when you attack with her in the overworld

>>535106854
he 'was' a human

>>535106916
what if fofo but big tits

>>535106671
Mydei OWES me sex you swine FAGGOTNON

>>535106854
He was human. He transferred his consciousness into several machines.

>>535106854
his mom and dad

>>535106854
he was human, he uploaded his conciousness into a robot body

>>535106854
Zander, back when he was a human, he tells you this

>>535106951
Yeah

>>535106234
They went on their way to show exactly why he called him Deliverer all the time literally last patch so it makes sense why he doesnt call TB that, maybe Shaoji is not a complete hack yet

>>535106812
What is up with Cyrenefags and liking trannies?

>>535106916
when are we getting red fofo

>>535106951
Post your favorites!

me on the right

WTF stop stealing Welt ojii-san's lines

After Hysilens (You) pandering was a huge success they will make sure to make every Penacony character for (You) in 3.8 but specially Aventurine.

>>535107079
Hyacine and trans7 posters too.

>>535106931
Wife

Uh oh bros how do I respond to this, can I drink her water?

What's after edo star?

>>535107079
Elys*a was written as Shaoji's ideal trans self insert, it's why every message ends with ~ and all she can talk about is whoring herself out and romance.
Naturally such a character will draw in other troons.

>>535107079
Mental illness.

>>535106931
March is always there for you. Surprised that Dan and TB had different views of dark march, where (you) believe that she is March in and out after the conversation while Dan Heng believes Evernight is a outside being that taken control over March. There were something about Evernight knowing something that march would never know that ticks him off though.

>>535106364
Zandar/Lygus doesnt want everything to be random, he just doesnt like the restrictions the Paths and Aeons force upon everyone and box them in
Let me explain:
The Erudition and Nous are basically forcing everyone to have a specific limit and "allowed" paths (not the Path path, just direction) of science and technology to be discovered and mapped, everything else being deemed unworthy. Even Genisu Society Members under Nous are forced to study these
Before Nous, Zandar and humanity as a whole had total freedom to research any topic in any direction, which even led to the discovery of The Imaginary Tree, but after the mistake of making Nous and the Eruditions ascent, all science now follows tech that Nous deems necessary to prevent Destruction and Finality
For another two paths to be simpler, Harmony and Xipe as well as Order and Ena (not confirmed just my explanation):
Before Harmony and Xipe, in those few days of the Rule of Ena and her Order creation of the universe, everything was predetermined to follow a certain role within the only existing Path of Order led by Ena, which Zandar if he was alive back then would not like, because if there was no Ena to form the current universe in specific laws, humanity would be able to evolve on its own and discover science in its own way without laws made by Ena, but rather laws made by the Big Bang. And with Xipe and Harmony alongside every resident of the universe killing Ena, the path of Harmony demands total uniformity of every member of The Family, which stagnates progress in all regards, which is a thing Zandar opposes, because if there were no Paths and Aeons to lock in specific laws and regulations of people, nobody would be forced to do anything and it would be the ultimate free will, the "Prime Mover of Life"
God nobody here plays the game

when can i unlock the jump button?

>>535103259
i mean she applies every dot without even being of their element. she could be quantum or imaginary and still have dots, her damage is coming mostly from her zone anyway

>>535107193
>undo the damage done by dykebait trailer 15 patches later
Hilarious

Hysilens being stinky is kind of hot I want to drink her gamer girl bath water

>>535106910
>shamelessly copy pastes saint seiya
CEASE.
>nobuo yamada died today
NOT LIKE THIS.........

>spends years getting fucked over by Cedy and Agy
>200 more years from Mydei splitting his soul
>gets bamboozled by Cipher and Anaxa
They should rename the Genius Society to Jobber Society

>>535107193
4.0+ is the yuri patch arc, so maybe they will throw people a bone with characters like fish before not-yae shows up.

>>535107276
space Germany

>zaunite attacking xher own cord members
I warned y'all.

>>535107276
There's no Edo Star.
Irontomb will be completed and the Aeon War that Jade and Lygus prophesied happens.

>>535107326
@grok give me a tldr

>>535106998
Mydei owes you nothing! Go eat ass of your dedicated Amphoreus male pagbait slut!

>>535107276
Space desert

>>535107436
>y'all
troon

Phainon caught Lygus and died...

>>535107436
is there something going on herta schizo

>>535107340
when you install Genshin

>>535107457
Lygus is a cuck

why did the irrelevant dot brick get you pandering of all? There were far better candidates for that such as Hyacine or Aglaea

>>535107403
>written by the guy who wrote world 3 and yuri suffering arc and domestic abuse
lol

So, what's the rule change that Cerydra made?

>The Entelechy of the universe's Alpha and Omega
I don't understand what this means

>>535107340
when you roll Seele

>>535107489
Please god just give us some sexy brown girls in hsr

>>535107589
just basedface and clap and don't think too hard about it :^)

>>535107403
>4.0+ is the yuri patch arc
oh god please don't tell me you know who is in charge for this one, I might legit quit if I have to bear his "Writing" again.

>>535107457
Nous is hard censoring some topics and disciplines he deems unworthy for his goal.
Zandar was born in an era where everything was free, so basically he wants to unfuck the "mistake" he did.

>>535107496
some elysia schizo in the discord said they were indifferent about troons and people are sperging over it

>>535104210
i still dont see it

>>535107589
just google entelechy, it would take you 10 secs at most

>>535107326
so are we the big bad government enforcers that is enabling censorship.

>>535107070
Isn't it because Mydei used it as an insult/sarcastically for every circle except the first one?

>>535107707
Yes, its limegan

>>535107326
>nobody here plays the game
You can tell who's dumb and who's not. The dumb ones talk about gender and pandering in this thread instead of the story.

>>535107524
He just likes the humiliation ritual

>>535107491
>T.heresia protecting

Pheelta

>>535107813
kind of, the difference is that we don't get paid.

>>535107707
It's him bro
We're cooked

>>535107326
Then Lygus' motive doesn't make sense because Nanook won't stop until everything is destroyed, not just paths or Aeons.
His idea of freedom is just everybody dying

>>535107926
we love the slopta here

I mean I dont care if Klara=Theresia was a guy, just sayin'

>>535107184
I liked it when Anaxa stole Lygus's lines, my fuarking hero

>>535107589
entelechy my balls

>>535107630
I've given up hope honestly. Desert world never ever, space Candeez never ever, space Deyha never ever.
Just an endless stream of sickly pale girls with zero ass and tits and MAYBE one decent hag a year. It's all so tiresome.

How is Lygus's JP voice in this part? Because when Phainon is mentioned he has a glorious seething to his voice

I'm trans, balding, fat, and Iove watching my Herta and Tingyun

I wanna get raped by Cerydra

>>535107834
The derogatory thing was for Khaslana, not Phainon.
The only one that meant it to him was only his Mydei

>>535107180
Lovers

>>535107948
TB brings this up, he just ignores it because he thinks he can control Irontomb and destruction niggas like him totally won't be destroyed too

>>535108083
We know transcord

>there’s no leaks of a 4 star even being worked on
Did they really just stop making them? That’s funny but also really fucked up

>>535108019
play zzz if you want ass and tits, they're also more likely to do brown girls than us

>>535108019
there was a desert for amphoreus's first trailer but it was probably axed along with the original terravox

It would take a miracle before Herta sees the trailblazer THAT way

I love all my wives

>>535108125
Lygus will survive and be the third fedora tipping atheist in Luchador's aeon genocide squad.

I want to rape Asta, consensually.

>>535108004
Making a genius seethe is truly the only to deter them. Dr. Ratio's actually right

Reminder that polka kakamond killed a geunis society member for discovering phlogiston. She was just trying to protect the universe from genshin's bikeslop

>>535108178
I killed fourstardev for making my wife a brick

>>535108242
true, she only has eyes for me

>>535108280
>Former enemies form a squad
Holyyyy FVAAAAAAARKing kiiiinoooo, this is the best trope in fiction.

>the true Amphoreus is just giant cables and the heirs are just old TVs
wtf Rice looks fat as a TV!

>>535108125
I can't believe the main antagonist is a fucking retard

So since 3.6 is happening in a new cycle will we still be a thousand years in the past during cerydra and hysilens time? that might be the case since dan will get terravox coreflame

nothing will ever happen btw
nous won't die
nanook won't die
lan won't die
yaoshi won't die

>>535108551
>things need to die or nothing happens

Naked Hysilens

>>535108019
Even if we got a brown girl the designs aren’t lewd enough to make it worth it

We’ll never get a Karin, Noir or Kuro in a hoyo game, maybe zzz at best could do it. Only the Japanese and Koreans appear to have the required taste to appreciate them in small doses

>>535107193
Rest in piss Raturine......

>>535108551
>stakes only exist if someone dies
kys retard

>>535108125
>>535108512
They repeatedly made it clear that he's blinded by his genius pride. And to be fair, if you were called the #1 Genius would you really listen to retards below you?

>>535108335
And she's right to be afraid, no StarFail character could handle HER.

>>535105338
NTA but he just listed a huge number of positives that never happened specifically because of the kyuubi.
>Naruto fails at almost every part of what he had to face without using the Kyuubi's power
is more
>Naruto fails at almost every part of what he had to face thanks to the Kyuubi's power ruining every other part of him to force him to rely on it

Ceydra is just focalors before the rewrites

>>535108335
>>535108728
Cope, the Bike is KINO

>>535108000
Xhe won't let you hit, Hinoki.

>>535108512
Real life high IQ people are socially retarded on top of having massive egos.

>>535108551
Don't let the brainlets who responded convince you otherwise
Always bet on nothing

>>535108589
>>535108695
>characters talk about killing aeons for years
>it never happens
cope

Getting a 0 cycle with DOT was fun but it's honestly luck dependent due to how Kafka's follow up attack work with AOE attacks.

So while the TB starts a new cycle is lygus just stuck with screwlum, herta and cyrene in that space I forgot the name?

Looks like hoyo listened to those sissy Heng posters and added him to genshin.

>>535108890
>if aeons don't die nothing happens

>>535107326
He does say that he wants everyone to become "a true random function", whatever that means, because this whole paragraph is kinda nonsense.

>>535108551
>I want dead characters
george RR martin and naruto ruined a whole generation

Lygus? More like LYGMA

>>535108083
we know hertaschizo

Pay taxes???? How about go fuck yourself

>>535108914
just switch huohuo with ruan mei

what's the point of fucking off to a discord then dumping it all here anyway

>>535108932
Kinda? Lygus could exist in the past/future and can think really fucking fast according to Screllum so they had to short-circuit him so TB can do a run that doesn't involve the heirs dying

>>535105443
If any of the leaks about her were accurate then she'll be crazy disappointing

TB getting kidnapped 5 minutes into the new cycle and only arriving at the end after everyone else did all the work was so fucking bizarre.

>>535108997
You're not HIM, xister

fucking PLEASE don't be some rememberance brick
please

>>535108997
I mean yeah, turns out that having only 1 version to tell the story means that the writing has to be tighter and better paced to deliver

>>535109193
>other people do the work
>TB gets the credit
Tired of this shit

>>535109029
mika mika mika

>>535109193
Kek, they basically speedrun the whole cycle and only did shit in the last moment

>>535108914
Based Saber appreciator.
>>535108992
Harldy anyone died in naruto, and when someone does die it's fucking neji almost to add salt to the wound of him being right while demigod naruto, blessed from birth, still fails to save him.

Post mydei's whore

>>535109271
mikerthonk

Im goiing to play this ma.. i mean new story soon, what should i expect what is a non shizo anwser ? was it good ? was it typical hoyo writing where nothing happens and male characters get glazed , or it also bad one where we get sucked off for doing nothing ?
how was the story ? is it long ?

>>535108987
Lygus did nothing wrong. He is a genius who created a god, the very creation which was supposed to serve humanity, made humanity serve it instead..the creation which was supposed to bring endless possibility to gain knowledge, made human gain knowledge just to appease a god...the creator now regrets his own creation and whishes to destroy the very god he himself created...he is a legend, a mastermind and his name is ZANDAR ONE KUWABARA.
Also his boss theme is great.

>No Mydei and Phainon
>Suddenly a good patch

>>535108992
Akame ga kill sisters...

>>535109095
Lmao by 3.7 the TB will be doing speed run strats, everyone lives any%

>>535109215
>Planar that wants 8 allies
>DU boons that want 8 allies
>Only teams with Castorice
You guys need to hope she has 2 or more memosprites because otherwise she will be the biggest brick this game has ever seen

>>535109371
So much aura.......

Haven't gotten around to the story yet. How impregnatable is Cerydra?

>>535109383
Mydei was there you miserable faggot
Fuck Phainon though

>>535109420
FUUUUUCK

NYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THE SUPER QUANTUM COMPUTER HAS MORE KNOWLEDGE THAN ANYONE AND CAN COMPUTE AT SPEEDS NOBODY CAN RIVAL
IT'S NOT FAIR

>>535108987
It's just chaos bullshit.

>>535109371
FVARK...

>>535109371
I like we are the villians of the patch, much nicer than being goody too shoes all the time.

>>535108997
>no Bronya has cyberangel
What are the odds a Theresa has https://youtu.be/S2LqjqtpDFY?si=4Al0m0Knf1PFmihO?

I always knew I made a god

>>535109383
>Mydei and Phainon take 90% of the event
>it's kino

>>535109527
fuck off cuckfag you lost

>Lygus reveals his true form
>he has the fattest ass on the planet
This is what leaving the cave looks like.

>>535109292
>Hardly anyone
Uh, what about Jiraiya, Itachi, Hiruzen, Asuma, Zabuza and Haku?

We like ASMR girls here

>>535109428
Very

>>535109408
that's the plan!
can't let all those sacrifices go to waste!

why is herta trying to act like she's part of the group...

How do you refute Lygus? he's been right about everything so far

>>535109662
Jobta

>>535109350
>was it good ?
depends on your taste
>was it typical hoyo writing where nothing happens
yes
>where we get sucked off for doing nothing ?
yes
>how was the story ?
lots of yapping
> is it long ?
around 7 hours

>>535109505
No it's like:
The supercomputer understood that women bodies are superior, so he forced everyone into HRT. And now trannies like you think that it's good because he gave everyone the mean to become women (the superior state dictated by Nous)

>>535109697
Order > Chaos

>>535109662
because she is

>>535109383
This patch is good only because of the cooking event

>>535109350
Good because of Cerydra and it was long

>>535109095
It's a good excuse for the geniuses not interfere with the next cycle and whatever happens there

>>535102603
Weapons was awesome but I expect 4chan contrarians to turn on it because its so popular.

>>535109697
I don't need to refute him, he'll just lose which means he was wrong

>>535108997
captainverse was miles better than part1slop, the TRVKE hi3fags will neve admit
even the bronya seele mini arcs were miles better than their mainline chapters.

>>535109371
Along with Nous, he also wants to destroy the whole universe.

I like how they acknowledge that TB barely did anything in Luofo lmao

>>535109697
Because trillions will literally die just because he's mad at his computer.

Lover of Caelus

>>535109697
he'd be right if he had the means to control destruction
we all know he doesn't so he's a retard

the story was absolute shit, what an utter waste of time

It should've been Cecilia instead.

>>535109886
C&C

>>535109879
taking nerd rage too far to be honest

>>535109857
Retard.
Luofu is their final destination because it has an ocean that Cerydra wanted to give to Hysilens.

>>535102885
Very real possibility that Mythus is another Zandar fragment meant to oppose Nous
>LIEgus
>MYTHus

>>535109879
and what's wrong with that?

Lygus is what happens when someone thinks he's too smart for Mythus

>>535109697
call him a gay nerd and throw a magnet at him

>>535109978
Cyrene was the worst part of the story

Sugmus ballus

>>535109857
even CN hate the xianzhou arcs

>>535109979
Hua is so cute

>>535109879
>Because trillions will literally die
To save billions.

>>535110096
This nigga is gonna get beaten and killed by his sims

>>535109975
He does not really need to control that. He just wants the universe destroyed so that a new universe will be born from the ashes without aions.

Cassie wonnored

Kot is so cute

>>535110096
The fact that he has to interfere with his experiment to get the result he wants makes him a fraud scientist. But he's still a great antagonist.

>There still another 8 zandar fragments for us to meet
Will they be as kino as lygus

>>535110038
That was after cerydra acked herself
Hysilens didn't like it because cerydra missed the whole point and gave her chinkshit instead.

Mythus showing up would be KINO

>>535110257
He spent too much time drinking that Amphoreus kool-aid because Nanook very explicitely wants NOTHING to be left, not even ashes

>>535110062
Would be kino if Zandar got so pissed by his creation of Nous one of his fragment became an aeon just to oppose it as a legit path.

>>535110314
What did hysilens want?

>>535110297
We are not getting them, the fragments thing is an excuse so defeating him is not such an asspull

>>535110274
CasWIFE

>>535110297
One of them is called zandik and he will also divide himself into multiple segments

oh nyo

>>535109978
The Hysilens and Cerydra stuff was just filler to try and sell you the characters. Everything with Lygus was good thoughbeit.

>>535110274
Metro Manilla?

CLOWNgus...

>>535110384
cock

No sperging, genuine question. If china repealed their “no fags in Chinese media” policy, and hoyo wanted to do a pride thing, what ship do you think would be canonized first?

>be reduced to Phainon support shit and not even be that good at that
>also don't even really interact with Phainon at all
It's pretty impressive that they tossed aside character for game design and failed completely miserably at the game design part.

>>535110428
Cerydra was actually cool though

>>535110257
and he only reached that conclusion because he can't control the destruction to just kill the aeons and so he wants to help a god do so
therefore his whole plan is retarded and based on the assumption nanook will do what he wants

>>535110393
>Space Pag
not canon

>two Hoyo games where a scientist named Zand splits himself up in order to perform evil experiments to oppose the gods
>both of them get dunked on by a midget
Interesting...

>>535110530
Since when are gameplay units supposed to interact with their teammates

>>535110539
For the one scene she turned the guy into a chess piece maybe

>>535110532
C&C lovers

>>535110528
None, because the ambiguity makes them more money
They don't genuinely want to write a yuri romance, nor any kind of romance for that matter.

>>535110384
tl:dr she's a lonely fish who wants to be part of a school of fish that continues to swim/adventure on and don't want it to stop

Caelus is for Stelle

>>535110530
teammates have never interacted with each other in this game

>>535110528
KianaMei in Hi3
Nothing in HSR would become canon because the devs have no loyalty to anything

>>535110513
The tb is way less silly this patch, like they are still silly but it somewhat died down

>>535110297
Polka Kakamond is going to target the other eight Zandars for "crossing the boundary" of knowledge.

>>535109371
>created a god
>is a genius
Hm...doesn't add up because we know how that ends up. AIsharts will make the same mistake.

I thought CN hated powerful, ruthless women like Aglaea but then they make Cerydra anyway

>Castorice is so shit at cooking the Mems banned her from the kitchen
nyo...

>>535110737
People (read: reddit) have been bitching about the meme responses for awhile so they probably toned it down for them

Evernight and Hysilen were the highlights of the story

>>535102750
It’s a really good movie that isn’t afraid to get weird and even a little goofy while still being genuinely upsetting at moments, and it manages to avoid a lot of the pitfalls that “elevated horror” movies tend to fall into recently.

Need to update the harem

What's the verdict compared to her other self

>>535101251 (OP)
that seaweed and fishy smell

>Subhuman cuckfag melty
sad

>>535110827
cutest kot

>>535110826
Cerydra wasn't a bitch to TB, that's the difference

Man rages at the AI sloppa machine he made. Wastes 8 patches

>>535110836
Its kinda cute...

>>535110948
less fun version of her
even Dan wants the retarded March

AnaAglaea lost
Castordei lost
Phairene lost
and that's based

>>535110946
Where does daniel fit into this?

>>535110948
That's an imposter, a skinwalker if you will.

>>535110946
You eat boiled garbage LOL

Reminder that Cyrene is a fatty fat fat.

>>535110953
Why are HI3 designs so generic

>>535110948
she's more conventionally attractive but not being retarded is a huge loss compared to March, neutral for now

>>535110953
Kiana expy will be for Caelus

>>535111068
Com...

Dan is gonna have the most mediocre animations in a while isn’t he

>>535110840
>you're reddit if you don't like the MC spouting pop culture references every 5 minutes

>>535110897
I liked the part where a character said “it’s like he’s been weaponized” and the other part where the titular weapon shows up.

>>535111075
She has fat tits grown up

Gonna FUCK the pink back into March

>>535111073
I think sporkle would also try out pagpag as a joke

>>535111206
She already had a fat ass

>>535111134
and has the most boring personality. Lygus is inorganic but possesses hubris.

>>535111034
Anacine wonnered

Need more Acheron pagging

>>535111285
what are these fluids...

>>535111285
God I miss Mem already.

>>535111204
Does that actually happen

...

So this cycle was fucked by lygus telling people about aeons and all, I wonder how it will be in the new cycle we enter at the end of the story, like they don't even tease anything we only see the TB walking to it but then it cuts to hysilens

>>535108987
He really just wants the entire universe to be a skibididi toilet movie.

>>535111404
Hysilens!

>>535111016
She was, at least as much as Aglaea.

>>535111362
What fluids?

>>535111404
Hysilens is a Seele clone

No one cares about your Acheron you mentally ill freak

>>535111407
Yeah, they speedrun the whole damn thing. Basically an excuse patch so that Lygus isn't around to fuck things up

>>535109857
you think thats cool and all and then you realize that this is implied because China can solve their own problems

Soon

>>535110948
I prefer cute retard March

>>535111241
Filipinos also eat pagpag as a joke btw, that's how I know Sparkle is Filipinx.