Thread 535108991

Smoke break edition

Previous break: >>535072797

Spoilers ahead, proceed at your own Frisk.

-DELTARUNE CHAPTER 1-4
>https://store.steampowered.com/app/1671210/DELTARUNE/

-The Old Game
>https://undertale.com
-The Old Game's Demo
>https://undertale.com/demo

-The New Game
>https://deltarune.com

-The New Game's Progress
>https://toby.fangamer.com/newsletters/
>https://deltarune.com/#news
>https://www.twitlonger.com/show/n_1sqn3p9

-Merch
>https://www.fangamer.com/collections/undertale
>https://www.fangamer.com/collections/deltarune

-Books
-Undertale Artbook
>https://pastebin.com/1MRmU0Gk

-Legends of Localization - Undertale
>https://pastebin.com/DkZaXMpi

-Extra Content
>https://undertaleqa.tumblr.com
>https://undertale.com/alarmclock
>https://deltarune.com/sweepstakes/
>https://toby.fangamer.com/newsletters/

-Undertale/Deltarune Text Dumps & Screenshots
>https://pastebin.com/WG9u1fvH

-Undertale Image Collections
>https://pastebin.com/g2JqH6Ba

-Booru (newly resurrected, please help tag)
>https://utg.vidya.pics/

-Recommendbin
>https://pastebin.com/fsqd5Sa6

-Writebins
>Current: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ZaYVvltQ_Rmf-ggszf1bwmYDW2NUcfpTYU7JzfyMhVE
>Old: https://writebin.surge.sh

-Comicbin
>https://pastebin.com/UJpBYSEE

-Fangamebin
>https://archive.is/iSiFg

-/vg/ League team
>https://implyingrigged.info/wiki//utg/

- Current whiteboard: https://r8.whiteboardfox.com/86348882-5719-8403
- Magma: https://magma.com/d/QiFH9rWyRh
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i love them

All the popular theories suck; dess this, carol that. "Muh daughter i gotta save muh daughter". You queers turned this game into boring family relationship drama. I hope toby disconfirms most of your theories at the 10 year anniversary so we can get something good again.

Gay

>>535109348
Have faith in your dog. He's done pretty well with the typically anti-fun prophecy narrative trope

>>535109108
With criteria like that, it would make almost every femanon here an irl Susie

Incredibly based OP

>>535109719
Is this that dish where you eat a chicken fetus?
why are spoids so weird?

I LOVE TV!!

>>535109565
I have faith in toby, he is a smart man and has really matured as a writer. Almost all major deltarune theories have been wrong since day 1 and I don't expect that to change. My only concern is that toby's major writing weakness is gay romance and he is basing the main plot around it.

>>535109883
can't do Weird Route without Spamton

Meanwhile...

>>535109927
I like art of him where he's pulling his tie loose or his shirt is open. It activates something deep in my brain that makes me feral.

>>535109936
do you have a theory(s)

I find it really fucking funny Kris is most likely walking around all fucked up and weird after yanking us out just to fuck with us and seem all mysterious and spooky.
Autistic fucker.

TENNA DAISUKI!!! SPAMTENNA DAISUKI!!!!

>>535109719
Oh... Oh no....

>>535109348
Asgore's schizo theory corkboard is going to be the main boss of ch 5. You should buy up your Dess-Coins now for Doevember 2026, because it's going to be a big one.

>>535110350
To further add to this, Kris absolutely has done pic related at some point.

>>535110368
TENNA DIESUKI

Oh…Tenna invited everyone to the KBBQ and the only person who showed up was Mike. Oh…now they’re gonna be the only two sharing that food…oh no…

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>>535109167
Love them too, anon! They deserve the world

>>535110187
Does the exact same for me, hits the monkey brain just right.

New schizo thread wooooooooooooooooooooooooooow yeaaaaah

>>535110448
Why is everyone sleeping on the easel

Spamton mentions an easel and he has never been wrong yet, prophecy mentions a gallery

>>535109348
Blame Toby. I was mad since the sweepstakes once I realized that Dess would hijack the Kris and Susie Show to force in Noelle and her family drama

>>535110368
DAISUKI!!

>>535110573
But this was already in the OP...

>>535110736
Spamton relevant in ch 5 again? He just can't stop winning

>>535110775
If you didn't realize that after chapter 1, chapter 2 at the absolute latest, you're a brainlet

Goddamn I hate Spamtenna

>>535110853
oh i had no idea we were adding these links to the op now

>>535110863
I remain convinced that little shit spoiled the whole game and we're just too contextless to notice

>>535110987
Me too but only because it is an abusive relationship for Tenna

>>535110736
Kris uses an easel in the egg room of chapter 4.

>>535111018
I quite like seeing little snippets of the board

did anyone save those “creeture noelle” greentexts or am I gonna have to hunt for them myself

Chapters 1-5 are made probably to be the main exploration of the story with 6 being the smallest chapter focused on the grand narrative, aside from the whole Undyne and Alphys situation that reveals what’s going on and will empower Dess to be the final boss of the game.

Favorite Spamtenna artist?
I love how Hollenix captures their tenderness and the dingy colors in their art adds a nice nostalgic vibe.

Why is the freedom leitmotif so mournful-sounding.

>>535110190
Kris sold his soul to the major antagonist and is on track to get royally fucked; the "transaction" occurs once the story reaches the bunker.
Susie doesn't and can't know about it, so she's essentially dooming her only friend by pushing the story forward.

Finally beat it

>>535111441
Oh damn I need to add this to my neo = anagram of one schizoboard

there are some esoteric lore implications to the theme of parents eating children.
Goya's painting, which is typically interpreted as being of Saturn eating his son, would have been based on the Greek myth of Cronus (Saturn), a TITAN, eating his children because he feared the prophecy that one of them would overthrow him. This prophecy was given by Gaea, goddess of the Earth ("Then, her heart pounding, The Earth will draw her final breath").
A post in an earlier thread here pointed out that Spamton shares some traits with the Titan in his NEO battle, one of which is eating his own spawn to restore HP. Tear down the kids...tear down the set...
Metaphorically, "eating one's children" would be sacrificing their futures to maintain the status quo...maybe exchanging their lives and the possibility of a new future so that whatever is prophesied can't come to pass.
On the other hand, you have the Forgotten Man entrusting you with his eggs for safekeeping.

>>535111441
Chapter 6 will be the longest chapter and be an uninterrupted flashback of Dess, The Vessel, and Roulx sealing all 5 Dark Worlds in the past

>>535110775
People give decber way too much plot important. The bitch isn't even on the list.
Will she show up? I'm sure she will. Is she the knight? Fuck no.

>>535110167
>>535110369
>Kris stole Toriel's chancla so she can't hit them with it

>>535111547
Now do a pacifist ride. Hit no one but sans

>>535111547
>multiple Asgore truck games
I thought the envirobear parody was the only one

>>535111201
Not lacking context, just a 13 year old fanbase who hasn't gone through high school english yet. Spamton explains the basics of kris' relationship with the knight and how the dynamic works. Feigned friendship of a desperate madman.

>>535111441
For my money chapter 5 is going to have the big reveals and motive explanations, then chapter 6 is going to be a "fake finale" where you have a supposed final battle with the Knight and Kris but nothing really gets resolved or things go from bad to worse leading to Chapter 7

So why do people online ignore the fact that Ralsei seems to dislike the player. And what would he have done if we were actually able to move Susie with the controller?

>>535111879
No, he's selling it to me so I can kiss and lick it

>>535111802
Bitch was the one who named the Vessel, of course she wasn't on the list

>>535112450
>List discourse
Oh boy here we go

Chapter 5 is going to have an utterly bullshit knight + asgore duo fight with kris having left the party by that point.

>>535112450
I also like making batshit unsubstantiated declarations about entirely unknown characters. No really it's true. See:

Friend is w.d. gaster

>>535112529
List discourse only upsets december obsessives specifically because their special snowflake tomboy waifu isn't on it. They want her to have self-insert tier mary sue importance where she's stronger than gaster and is half the mysteries in the game, but it's a hard argument to make when she's apparently less important to the plot than QC.

They'd rather bitch and moan that the list is meaningless and QC is a troll addition, rather than consider that noellr's purpose in the plot is to be an estranged family member.

I am here a lot so it hurts me when ur mean to me

<3
Finally feeling better.

>>535113078
strawman after strawman
100 arguments for every 0 discussions held

fave accidentally xray'd their nads

>>535113245
Don't you have more child abuse porn to goon over?

>>535113078
>Friend is w.d. gaster

Wrong. It's the narrator, and the first person view we see the game through.

Bought some precision knives (x-acto knives) since I wanted to print out a sprite, put it on some cardboard, then cut it out
Problem is now I've realized that these kinds of knives aren't really the best for this... or even how to do cuts like this well.
>>535111390
I have them

>>535113078
she's excluded so as to not spoil her name and significance before chapter 2 even came out

>>535113217
Good to hear it friends ...

had a good idea last night, may as well let more people see it

>>535113368
Wonderful thank you anon

>>535113392
Mm yes because her name is a bigger spoiler than gerson who is literally dead

>>535113561
Printed out a sprite of Noelle. She is very big and very blurry. Need to fix this issue.

>>535110350
>kris takes the soul out and acts all scary and stuff
>"kris why are you walking like that"
>kris pretends not to hear
>"kris i know you can move normally why are you doing that"
>kris blushes but still pretends not to hear
>the soul remembers an old pamphlet about dealing with autistic children
>"(sigh) uh, kris stop doing that you're uh, scaring me. yeah very scary"
>kris hides a smile, pretending not to hear

>>535109348
One of my least favorite new theories is the Gaster league of supervillains shit where he's working with Carol and the Knight and Friend and Kris and Asgore and whoever the fuck else. Having multiple antagonists with different goals is far more compelling to me than all of them colluding with each other. Gaster was also definitely rooting for (You) during the Knight's battle, and I have no idea why he would be doing that if the Knight was working for him, unless he wanted to see his own plan fail because he's CWAZY or something, which would kill all interest I could possibly have in his character. I'm not completely discounting the possibility of him working with other people, since he does say "WHAT DO YOU TWO THINK" in Entry 17, but that's not the same thing as working with half of Hometown. Just feels like a horrible evolution of that "Dess hanging out in the void with wholesome grandpa Gaster" idea, which I also hated.

>>535113392
It's just a list of dark world characters. Carol and dess don't show up on it because they don't go into any dark worlds. Friend doesn't show up because its name is literally redacted and gaster is being sketchy as shit about that character in particular.

has even a single gote been posted this thread? For shame.

>>535114165
it's spamtenna/pippins hour anon go to sleep

>>535109936
Suselle must die. If he won't do it, one particularly dedicated anon might do it instead.

Finally killed the horrible lanternfly that snuck into my house

Sent my straight friend a funny Spamtenna sex image, what I'm most surprised about is that he didn't even question why I sent it to him but rather had his mind blown by the fact that Tenna was implied to be the bottom in the image

>>535114605
Ask him why he thinks Tenna is a top

>>535113504
Very nice

big stretch

>>535114605
I also want to know why he thinks Tenna tops but I'm guessing it's because of his size.

I’m the unoriginal Bird Runner
Those stars are soothing me on

I'm drunk right now and just now realized while watching this guy (2:09:59 timestamp) that Papyrus was probably basically held at gunpoint by Flowey to make this call due to starting it by saying "Howdy" which he never does and also because it obviously is crucial to True Pacifist since he says as much during the "Fallen Down (Reprise) scene (this is the cue for everyone to make fun of me)
https://youtu.be/rnyzCoyreCE?t=7799

Kriselle should scissor it all out. World peace.

give bunny

>>535115353
I mean if you insist

>>535113851
>ris pretends not to hear
he kept going "huh? huh? huh?" and interrupting the cashier by yawning really loudly

>>535115353
Bun.

>>535113921
I think Gaster might be CREATED through the plot of Deltarune and may not exist as an existing character yet, creating some sort of loop loop where he is made in DR , sent to UT and then falls into DR.

This goes along with my other theory that Gaster may actually be a title, "The Wingding Aster" , which is tied to save points, the angel and the "fallen star" somehow

>>535113174
kill yourself

>>535113352
gaster being tied to the narrator makes more sense because the narration literally has an ASTERisk before every line

>>535113921
>Gaster was also definitely rooting for (You) during the Knight's battle, and I have no idea why he would be doing that if the Knight was working for him
I really can't explain the motivation but wram/friend/knight are absolutely all working with/for gaster. Fuck, eram and knight are probably the same person.

Gaster's primary objective seems to be the shadow crystals, the whole thing was probably orchestrated to give it to you.

>>535115890
>Gaster is a title
>Gaster is an amalgamate
Gaster is no ONE because Gaster was always multiple people

>>535115461
booba... belly... blurple... bunny
I don't insist but I NEED

>>535115667
beach bun

>>535114717
>>535114913
I asked and yeah it basically has to do with size

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aSc7Yuwn1Ao
It's raining hard where I am right now.

>>535116164
Gaster isn't a title or an amalgamate. Gaster is a family name.

Wing ding gaster.
Papyrus gaster.
Sans gaster.

>>535116056
>ASTERisk
>Aster + Risk (anagram of Kris)

Confess.

She’s so miniscule
No idea how people make those weird cardboard cut outs for sprites, mainly actually printing the sprite to look good. I think it’s like multiple parts printed in squares and put together but idk.
I saw one person simply print sprites out but that requires correct resizing and stuff

>>535116056
>Asterisk
>Gaster
>Frisk

>>535116324
I still haven't finished chapter 4.

>>535116401
>correct resizing and stuff
In whatever program you're using, go to Image -> Image Size... and change the scaling algorithm from the default "bicubic" to "nearest neighbor". You'll have perfectly proportional sprites at any size you want.

>>535116324
I rolled a bunch of dice in my hand and my heart started racing

>>535116056
Friend is the one in charge of relaying everything to outsiders, the middleman in the system.

>>535116320
Chara Gaster (adopted)
Frisk Gaster (created)
Suzy/Susie Gaster (godchild)
Jockington Gaster (younger brother)

>>535116324
This was the last "safe for work" UT/DR art I've drawn (a month ago)

>>535116856
based dicefucker

>>535116803
oh I know about that, it's just that then you have to get it to fit to the paper.
one of the "block" things I was talking about looks like this.
kind of weird I've seen this a lot but no actual 'guide', guess it's just one of those things people figure out for themselves.

>>535116324
I like kris

Every /utg/ screencap be like "here's the unfunniest and most uninteresting trash you'll ever read, enjoy"

>>535116324
I feel really bad any time I say anything mildly negative in the thread

>Lancer's initial "ho ho ho" "evil laugh" sounds like an "evil Santa Claus"
Now where would he get the inspiration for an evil laugh like that in the first place?

>>535116324
I dreamed that I was gonna go watch one of Tenna's shows live with my grandma of all people, he was also legally my husband in the dream.

>>535117435
his public cousin san d. claus

tv cock flopping around

>>535117349
NOOOO

>>535117435
Didn't you know? Reindeer have a predisposition to being evil.

>Chapter 5
>Sans, Asriel, and Toriel enter to the flower world Asgore set up.
>Drama comes in,
>Asgore leaves by the hidden door and drives off to his truck.
>The light world segment with the festival begins and Kris will find Susie and Noelle during the middle of it. During the Susie and Noelle scene, Asgore presents himself to people everything he has and he convinces them by the knowledge the flowers told him, the black shard, and the monster of the town actually being real.
>Noelle, knowing that dark worlds are real, feels betrayed by Susie, and makes a dark world to try save her father.
>Papyrus is in the dark world, but in a form you can’t recognize. Then he disappears in a staged section, you go back and forth and back and forth, he is harvesting the wheat. If you collected the eggs from chapters 1-4, he remembers you.

>>535116856
Did you imagine that they might have been getting off when you were shaking them around?

>>535117683
i want these two to make out so bad

>>535110736
A lot of people just assumed Spamton was referring to Swatch, since he's a paint program that he has a history with. But with the newly added context of Kris having gone to art therapy, there is a good chance that's what Spamton was talking about. The other thing he mentions in the same line is "CRTs," which would also relate to Kris, since Tenna is their TV.

>It's been made super blatant that Ralsei knows nothing about Kris's personal life
>He goes on to create a mirror of Asriel's side of the room for Kris's Castle Town room, down to the placement of the wall stickers and awards

>>535111802
>The bitch isn't even on the list.
Because naming yourself after her has plot importance

imagine asriel comes back and he just rapes kris

>>535117817
His balls too, don't forget about them.
https://files.catbox.moe/zejof1.mp4
A mesmerizing sight...

>>535118104
*Diaps Guy

How tall is Susie?

How does this creature keep staying relevant?

>>535117065
White girls...

>>535118194
Fuck Monsters
https://files.catbox.moe/wqpcqd.png

>>535118104
I'd rather have Asrial come back and actually be an adopted flower monster that is roughly goat shaped with a flowey face.

>>535118009
No. Ralsei knows far too much about Kris by doing this.
>In this world. We favor you more than your brother.

what type of ass do you want with your fave, sir?

>>535118192
He's connected to weird conspiracy stuff that is still ongoing

>>535110736
Easel is just Swatch. Deniers always win.

>>535117065
I know what you are

>>535118337
Soft and big enough to grab

Kill yourselves you degenerate homosexual pedos.

>>535116324
Why? Your religion doesn’t do confession

>>535117942
He's talking about people he hates, it's just Swatch and Tenna.
If he'd said Palettes, it'd work better, but I'm pretty sure it's just Swatch.

>>535118612
Deltarune/Undertale?

>>535118536
Yeah you can click >>535118261 to know for certain

why did I click on that without my vpn on.

>>535118769
Why would you need a VPN to click on DR porn inside a catbox link??

>>535118609
this design is very human

>>535118769
It's just porn, pussy.

>>535118906
No that's not a design, that's the demonstration of the regular training a Tennafag does daily in preparation for TVs becoming real

do women self insert as noelle, susie or kris

>>535117065
Got nsfw of dog Kris?
Imagine human Noelle having no other pair of panties and she has to wear the ones soaked with puppy Kris’s saliva… like an indirect sexual kiss

>>535119103
i'm a man and i self insert as susie

>>535119103
I self insert as Tenna sometimes

I am honestly starting to think that the concept of dark worlds being about fiction is somewhat bait. And the truth is, it’s a reality lightners can’t see, and when they enter into it, they are far less powerless as the darkners become more powerful.

>>535119139
>>535118261

>>535119042
just making a yoke about those chinese invention videos

>>535119103
I self insert as myself when I imagine being with Tenna

>>535119195
A space between... It's a space, between.

>>535119103
I have an OC or just self-insert as myself

>>535118337
big enough to cover my whole body

>>535116324
my first confession is that i started trying to make a sick ass shadow mantle fanart and i gave up midway through because i realized i wasn't up to the task, despite having promised i would finish it eventually
as for my second confession, the more deltarune develops the more i realize my own rpg is just shittier deltarune and i feel awful because i didn't mean to rip off deltarune i was just ripping off OFF and mixing it with chrono trigger/majora's mask and every day i fear someone calling me out on ripping off the wrong thing

>>535117885
I didn’t but I should do that next time

>The knockoff controller is pink and yellow
>MAD CATZ is the brand you think of for cheap controllers

2026 better have ch 5 and 6 both. There's no excuse

A poem about fighting muffet:
>Some can’t stand the sight of spiders much less abide buying their cider.
>But not this soul, I abide spiders, a spider abiding spider cider buyer that’s my number I’m no liar.
>But still it took the sight of the spider cider, plus the sight of a sign provided by the spiders sighting my spider abiding spider cider buying to consign her to letting it slide and saying that I was fine by her.

>>535119358
Yeah. Like that. Since the afterlife and undead is interacting with the lightners, especially with Ralsei, Gerson, and the Knight.

Sans and Papyrus being skeletons should be undead, tied to dark worlds just to exist. But more stable.

Fave just took a shit and it clogged the toilet and they want you to unclog it

>>535119490
take in deltarune's lessons, nothing's a rip on anything else, just an interpretation. sure elements may carry on, but your personal experiences and inspirations also form that idea too. every idea is just a recursion of another, that's what i believe.

>>535119630
what the hell would you do about it

>>535119490
>i feel awful because i didn't mean to rip off deltarune i was just ripping off OFF and mixing it with chrono trigger/majora's mask

Anon. Both UT and DR rips off all manner of things. In fact I think it's safe to say every cool piece of fiction has probably stolen a few ideas from something else, whether that be more fiction or loosely based off real life experiences, that's the beauty of all this. The trick is to steal ideas and then mold it into something that you can really call your own.
That other guy beat me to it, but we're both getting at the same idea. I mean fuck Gerson straight up talks about this whole concept in Chapter 4.

>>535119630
The excuse is that the original bundle was Ch3-5, not Ch3-6. The plan was always 6 and 7 being a release apart from 5.

>>535118337
plush rump...

bro needs 10 years to finish his stupid faggot pixel game made for children

if you see out in snowdin, say hi
but if you meet me at grillby's im a talkative guy

>>535119965
maybe we'll talk over ketchup around lunch some time

>535119959
somebody's a little cranky.

>>535119959
His stupid faggot pixel game made for children that'll cause massive ripple effects across the internet for decades to come, inspiring thousands of people.*

Fixed that for you, sport. Now what're you gonna do in the timeframe before it's finished?

What if Homer Simpson fell into the Underground or a Dark World?

>>535116324
fuckkkk i'm moving out to a dorm room in like a week and the room is literally just one small room maybe 12x8 feet with 2 beds and i'm gonna need to share that room with someone and sleep in that room with them and also share a bathroom with another room so i'm sharing a bathroom with 3 other people and the bathroom is so tiny and i'm gonna live there for a while and it's scary as hell and that's my confession-slash-blogpost!!! i'm not even gonna be able to bring my computer because it's so big so all of my deltarune images are gonna need to stay home because i can't fit them all on a laptop!!! i've never even shared a bathroom with anyone before because my house has a dedicated bathroom for each bedroom!!! it's gonna be so gross and awkward!!!

>>535120131
spamton pranking stupid crt by turning into NEO and jumping out at him from the kitchen at 3am

>>535116324
I made a fanfic revolving around Susie shortly after Chapter 1 hit and I genuinely don't think I'll ever write as good as that ever again.

>>535119630
think any work has been done on Ch6 so far? I don't

>>535119630
I think that’s what happening. But on the reason that chapter 6 is short.

>>535120209
don't give it (you)s, just use the dropdown and move on.
>>535120305
tenna anticipates this prank the next time he turns on the kitchen life, but doesn't anticipate spamton in his usual form jumping down from the top of the ceiling fan and grappling with his head.

>>535116324
I don't care about gender discourse. Kris is a boy to me forever and that's final.

>>535119956
>3
post the rest

>>535120131
Meant for >>535119959

>>535120223
just put your deltarune images on a flash drive retard

>>535119208
Nice

>>535119793
Chapters what and what…

Toby is pushing 40 and still writes out his embarrassing middle school lesbian fetish

>>535120508
spamton and tenna's mutual concussions from painting fake roads on walls for the other to run into...

>>535120508
>don't give it (you)s, just use the dropdown and move on.
Well. As shithouse as his post is, reporting won't do any good as he's not really breaking rules. That being said, you're absolutely correct about not giving him (you)s, that's on me, sorry Spamtonbro.

>>535120412
A lot of people bring up that they have refused to talk about Chapter 6 or 7 at all as a point towards "they haven't even started working on them." Personally, knowing that they at least joked about Ch3 and Ch4 shit and showed us a glimpse of a balloon and Weird Route track in 5, I'm incredibly terrified of what will happen in 6 and 7. The only times they refuse to speak about anything in these games, it's always some Gaster bullshit. It's even worse since Gaster is directly tied to the number 6.
There's a genuinely real possibility that the reason they don't talk about Chapter 6 nor Chapter 7 is because shit goes absolutely mental at the end of 5. There's a real possibility that something is gonna absolutely obliterate the internet at the end of 5 and we will just have to live with that for like, a year.

>>535119103
I usually make up a character or Undyne, Kris, and any of the deer.

>>535120802
What's more embarrassing, being one of the most beloved creators on planet earth doing what you love, or being the guy complaining about that person on 4chan

The DELTARUNE movie.
Starring Spamton. G. Spamton as J.K Simmons!

>>535120412
Most likely, yes. Chapter 5 is in the middle of the translation stage. 6 isn’t going to feature side-content like 1-5.
7 would likely be a huge addition to the game.

>>535120989
idk i think being a faggy pedo like toby is more embarrassing

good night

>535121219
wow, you must be very young and very deep in some sort of echo chamber to act like this. you throw out buzzing, milquetoast insults like they're gold- hard hitting rebuttals. you're making a bit of a fool of yourself.

I'm so happy to see Sphinx Tenna has ben getting so much love recently

>>535120412
The dev team is mainly working on ch8 and 9 right now. Trust the plan

>>535119473
ideal cause of death: being smushed by friend's fat ass

should i watch the dog balls movie

>>535121579
they should have been on 11 by now, the lazy hacks

>>535120223
Being in a dormitory sucks ass, get into an apartment where you don't have to share a toilet ASAP. Hope you like weekly fire alarms and not being able to get 8 hours of sleep ever.
Also if you're going to college and you are ever struggling in a class go to the office hours.

>>535121646
why don't you go ask that in the /co/ thread about that movie instead of here? what is with you off-topic retards? this isn't some random chatroom. it's a thread about the undertale franchise.

>>535121646
I have no dog in this race (lol), but if you have nostalgia for gross-out Ren & Stimpy then sure. If not then probably not (I don't)

Chapter 1 adventure ANON & VESSEL
https://screensharing.net/view?id=e4f006ff-a41a-40df-8674-b71022b62aae

>>535120989
Being the one who has to get rid of the homo shit to show the actual good parts of the game to his father.

>>535121436
This reply was meant for >>535121219

>>535120952
The problem they had back then was working on three different chapters at once with a smaller team. The new strategy seems to be about working on two chapters at once with a bigger team, so when they finish 5 or 6, they can work on 7.

Plus. 6 and 7 were likely planned with the idea they would be quicker to produce than the full release of chapters 1-5. Since 7 sounds like post game material, literally when Kris and Susie die like Gerson died in the seventh chapter. And Gerson seemingly is in the freedom of an endless adventure.

>>535120989
>complain about the shittiest writing in deltarune
>uhm, he's rich and you're not so you're wrong
Get Toby's boot out of your mouth. He's a good character writer and understands the meta well, but his insistence on shoving lesbian garbage in both is embarrassing when next to everything else.

>>535110736
>>535117942
>>535118659
it's about kris' trauma and isolation. kris gave up on healing and got wrapped up with malicious forces.

CRT = family TV time
easels = art therapy
mike = a very very important person we don't know yet

the puppet scarf is about kris. it's for kris. it's kris' scarf.

>>535119195
dark worlds are dreamscape shit constructed from memories. all major darkners are based on memories and real people to some extent.

>>535121646
Should you?

>>535117285
Same he's my fave

>>535121756
do you think fave would watch the dog balls movie

>>535121703
thank you anon. and yeah, that college has better rooms and apartments and such for people who aren't freshmen. luckily i've already amassed enough credits that i'll technically be a sophomore around january or so, then i'll be able to move out of the tiny room.

>>535121950
>mike = a very very important person we don't know yet
What if Mike is Kris' therapist? It'd make sense because you primarily just talk about your problems and shit to a therapist.
You know: Speak into the mike.

>>535121756
would fave watch the dog balls movie?

I wonder if we'll ever see Dess. Like we never find out who the Knight is because Kris is a cagey bastard and we go the entire game never knowing who is behind the helmet.

Thought about what Noelle probably does every week and all I could really get was:
>Go to school and probably back home
>Choir/church and Choir practice
>Help Berdly with homework/schoolwork (probably part of the first)
>Visit her Dad at the hospital
>Cross country club with Jockington
And I think that's it. Don't know what else would go in there.

TVfucker status?

>>535121942
This. And they say we're trolls for criticizing.

what is art therapy even supposed to do? why would kris need it?

>>535122170
Not a TV fucker. But I am absolutely a be kind to the TV guy.
It felt right to give Tenna to Mettaton (Mettablook?)

>>535122097
no he probably would not.

>>535122119
no he probably would not.

>>535122167
Gaming

>>535122275
Cause Kris is a psycho and Toriel was against just putting that dog down

>>535122167
Hanging out with Catti at her house or QC's diner?

>people just now realizing how cringe Toby's yuri writing is
In hindsight, it is astonishingly shit and creepy.

>>535122167
she plays video games
she sometimes helps kris with homework (people seem to forget this and act like they're not speaking)
she goes to catti's sometimes and catti has been to her's

>>535122170
I think about fucking him every single day and there's no sign of it stopping.
https://files.catbox.moe/ni44b6.mp4

>>535121950
My biggest rejection of this is how the plants are impacted by the dark worlds. And the plants remember a lot of things from their experiences in the light world and the dark world, as in their physical states.
It’s likely that eternity is the true core of dark worlds that requires a brighter light to shine a darker shadow.

>>535122275
It's heavily (kinda) implied that Kris is a violent maniac, and the art therapy was something meant to help them stop being one. Somehow. I dunno.

>>535122114
you gotta have a mike that listens.

>>535122395
>t.berdly
ofc you'd come to the conclusion that everyone else only just realized that except you. it's been talked about since chapter 2's release.

>>535122275
Kris probably has anger issues alongside the incredibly powerful autism. Remember that after you beat the Mantle Holder it mentions this:

>There! That's what I wanted to see!
>Flickering red, like pretty little flames...
>Your eyes can't hide it, Kris. Without play...
>The knife grows dull.

What a cool boss.

>>535121646
hell no

>>535122275
Art therapy helps patients cope with trauma or mental illness through artistic expression. Kris went through a trauma of some kind where he went to art therapy for a time. Though judging from his drawing of the tree it seems Kris can't visualize what is troubling him.

>>535122465
plants are lightners

>>535121617
just pop a revive mint and go for round 2

>>535122429
i tried doing that in my bed last night and all it did was hurt a little like there was a bit of friction but not enough to really be all that stimulating

>>535122489
Unrelated to anything, but this silly idle animation is so fucking charming.

>>535122537
he can visualize it, but he paints over it with a tree instead. either kris is purposefully hiding away his own trauma, or he's hiding it from the soul.

>>535122504
Go on xitter right now and find someone talking about how bad it is

>>535122671
I DON'T CARE ABOUT WHAT SLUTS ON TWITTER ARE SAYING

>>535122641
This anon gets it

>>535122504
>it's been talked about since chapter 2's release
Holy Newfag, Batman! This has been a thing since Undertale with Alphys and Undyne. Few people cared though, since it's not a huge focus until late game and it's implied that they actually hung out for a longtime before the relationship actually begins.

>>535122645
Once my tenna daki arrives I'm going to serve him a romantic dinner and then go straight to pound town on him.

ughhhhh I can't get myself to do anything

>>535122429
Fuck me too, and you couldn't have posted a better thing to go along with your post.
For the past day I haven't been able to stop thinking about Tenna's strong and plush rump flexing as he's thrusting his hips to rub his cock all over his pillow and it makes me salivate

>>535122167
everydeer

>>535122638
Yes. So they are given more forms are reflect on how they were treated.

>>535122892
>another faggot jumping to conclusions
i'm talking about when the subject snowballed here on /utg/, at no point have i even mentioned undertale or its lesbian dynamic, because i'm not talking about undertale.

>>535122671
>Go on xitter

>>535123009
Don't forget his little gasps, whimpers, and moans. Those are very important.

do you guys think carol is chill with noelle hanging with catti or is catti's witchcraft thing seen as blasphemous and a bad example on her daughter

https://youtube.com/shorts/SmpKU7jTmJI?si=Cpg3hG-q08fkNuuz
This is the kind of thing I expect to see in Smiling friends.

>>535123162
Nigger I am NOT clicking that shit

>>535123092
Alright. Fair enough. You're still a bigger faggot for being a goatfag though.

>>535120570
Here
https://nhentai.net/g/528055/

>>535123231
not watching that shit

>>535123162
>screensharing
Don't click.

>>535123252
>>535123443
You should

>>535123361
It’s about Togore Dreemurr. You know, the third Dreemurr child of assgore and Toriel.

>>535122902
When I fix my CRT I'm gonna do a similar thing. I'm getting an adapter so I can display Tenna's face on it, make us guac and chips to eat and then get the other equipment I need to also go to pound town.

>>535123228
if she cared, she'd make sure noelle does come home every day
she keeps everything important there, after all

I know very few people in Hometown talk about Dess, but how come none of them talk about Togore?

Would the Mike room code be available in chapter 5?

>>535123303
whatever will i do...

>>535123228
carol only hates poorfags (like susie)

>>535123228
Carol probably sees Catti as a nice young lady with a job who just has some strange tastes. She does hate how she leaves hair everywhere, though.

turn the game off you're evil

What portion of your guys' monthly take home pay do you pay for rent

>>535123552
I can't stand to hear that voice.

>>535122859
I know the context of this is Tenna stretching Spamton out painfully with his big dial, but what if a Darkner was full of Dark World food to the point of losing HP, so that every time they ate more it would overheal them but then they'd lose HP again?
Actually I just remembered this is a mechanic at least in a few text adventures where HP and stomach capacity are tied nvm

>>535123867
none because im a disgusting worthless societal burden who still lives with my parents

>>535123679
Togore was miscarried when he was six-years-old. He had severe Progeria.

>>535123867
about half

>>535123306
thank you

Someone is bored enough to watch an Anon's Chapter 1 run

>>535123867
Half, fed-sama

>>535123867
about 30%

>>535123867
I don't pay rent and my house is paid off

>>535124041
your beerus link didn't load for me

>>535123948
Nothing wrong with living with your parents unless you're a neet, then fuck you

>>535123703
I don’t see why it wouldn’t be available

>>535123214
I could never forget about that, his cute dorky voice is a blessing to my ears.
Imagine his cute whines as he cums and makes a complete sticky mess all over his pillow.

>>535123703
If you mean like where you can learn the code? Maybe. If you mean the door still being available in chapter 5? Yes if you already did unlock it so you can keep playing the games but idk, toby is likely to keep it available because it's an already physical room in castle town. It has no reason to go away, it's not like it can be lost forever like Ralsie's hat

>>535121829
I don't think it worked.

>Gaster is the last name of W.D.
>it’s dark world equivelant is a GameShark: an old-school cheat code plugin.
>sans and papyrus have cheat codes too which is why they can do wacky ass shit

>>535124192
Here's another beerus god of destruction LINK
https://screensharing.net/view?id=7584d0b0-a339-44cd-8dd8-22da8440ee7f

>>535124659
Sans and Papyrus can speak in and read binary, don't forget that

>>535117785
Seriously, you waited for the very end to make a completely woman-like response to me?
If it comes true, which I fear it will, just make jokes about it.

As if now, act better than this. And try to look for other answers to these weird mysteries involving a skeleton Knight girl and a religious good boy goat that does bad things with her.

>>535124564
i like the little men warding the darkness off with crosses. i'd love to interpret this as the local christian population trying to ward off the demons invading their local geographical canvas.

>>535124564
The Priests will save us from the Dark.

>>535124848
I didn't "wait" until the end, I just happened to check the thread at that time today.

>>535124794
I actually did forget that

>>535118261
>>535117065
Is there more? I find this really hot

Ralsei lets down his horns

>>535124794
Woah when did they do thst

>>535124550
Ralsei’s hat and that room are both connected to Friend, that maybe the Mike we’ve chosen will be taken by FRIEND. At least the Pippins guy.

>>535124856
It’s John Ward, Father Garcia, and Father Allred from Faith: The Unholy Trinity.

>>535124996
>>535124848
DING DING DING
ROUND 2
...
>FIGHT!

>>535124329
God what I'd give to be able to hear that.
I'd like to take my time edging him and making him beg me to let him cum, and when I'm finally ready for it I'd tell him he's such a good TV and watch as that takes him over the edge and he loses control.

>>535125056
why does this artist keep getting worse

Send some voice requests. But make em funny let's call today Wacky Wednesday.

>>535124996
Sure, woman.

>>535125094
I forget if it's the UT post-pacifist alarm clock dialogue or the qna dialogue but it's in those

>>535125175
Avg artist falloff speedrun

Who do you think the better scammer is between Spamton and the pippinses?

ugh

>>535125094
https://toby.fangamer.com/interviews/nine/

>>535125056
How is he in the Light World

>>535125249
Pizzarina switching between her cute girl and Eram sides at the conflict of trying to appeal to Pizzapants and terrify Kris.

>>535125249
Do this

>>535124195
work parttime, graduated university this year

>>535125056
This is the worst Kris I've ever seen

>>535125308
Pippins because they got so many of my points

>>535125548
Nice Cream Guy?

>>535119103
I'm mentally ill enough to make my own self insert OCs because I've been blessed with the gift of being a drawfag

Why do people all of a sudden think we are gonna even see the festival in ch5? We literally see Kris jump out the window in the middle of the night, there’s no way they’re just gonna time skip to the morning and let us waltz around to find wherever Susie fucked off to and then silly yaoi it up at the festival until some random shit opens another dark world. If we even see the festival it will be at the end of the chapter with Asriel

>>535125267
I wonder if Deltarune chapter 7 will be an evolution of Undertale’s scrapped post-pacifist content.

>>535125661
Reminder
End Of CH1

>>535125661
where do you think susie's going?

>>535125716
Anyone got the funny video of Kris slamming SOUL on the ground repeatedly?

>>535125056
why the fuck does this artist think kris would wear a golf vest? why does kris look 30 years older than he's meant to be in this art? why is the artist so retarded?

>>535125730
>evolution of Undertale’s scrapped post-pacifist content.
Explain more, would you please?

i'm doing it!! no more fucking around!!! i'm doing this damn pippin animatic now!!

>>535125818
band kids have a distorted lens over their reality.

>>535125661
Did you play both chapters with your eyes closed?

>>535125794
Home

>>535125818
They did gave him a little chin beard it looks like

>>535125536
Not important

>>535125056
This is the best Kris I've ever seen

>>535125441
Did anyone ever figure out what any of this means?

>>535126179
it means that papyrus is the knight

yes we're gay
yes we're a couple
yes we have gay sex
yes we're married

get over it chud

>>535125794
She will probably try to go to castle town but if the school is locked who fucking knows

>>535125789
Ch1 ending felt like more of a hook as a demo idk why he would do the same ending bait and switch AGAIN

>>535126247
YES I AM STRAIGHT
YES I FUCK MEN
WE EXIST

>>535125924
go anon go!

Fave starts spamming nets by doing 214A 214B 214C over and over. How do you respond?

>>535126239
I'mma hit you with a big cartoon mallet and make you count the birdies flying around your head

>>535123679
this genuinely the cutest thing ive seen all day, thank you

>>535125548
how is ERAM Pizzarina?

>>535126282
Cuz Its Even Funnier The Second Time

I want suselle to be canon, but I find kriselle more compelling and hotter in fanart

>>535126448
it's in the subtext of the conversation, ferdinand brogellan.

>>535125924
YESSSSSS

>>535125661
he'll do what he needs to do and then come and put us back in when he needs us to do something (remember, we're left behind in the cage). that time will probably come in the morning and have something to do with the girl in the prophecy (which people seem to agree is an ambiguous point filled by either susie or noelle [or kris if you've lost your mind]) and that the next prophesized event seems to be related to Asgore. Susie will likely come to grab Kris so they can continue their investigation with Susie's newfound hope and determination (Kris knows all the answers, of course), which will happen concurrently with the festival, and Noelle will likely try to meet up with Susie (she thinks they're going together after Susie yelled at Carol that she's taking Noelle, but this is before Susie had the worst night of her life and stopped fucking around)

Fave vs the Man Eaters of Tsavo

>>535125560
https://voca.ro/1iuHAEtZ9T8W this was pretty alright thanks for the funni.

>>535122465
if being a lightner is being "open" and being a darkner is being "closed" (or the other way around, which is which isn't important to the metaphor), then plants in dark worlds are "clopen"

>>535126797
POV some fuck played the wrong notes on the grand piano

>>535126862
I'm pretty sure there's at least a couple of faves out there that would actually somehow win this

>>535125661
The plot of chapter 5 would likely be on Susie going with Noelle to the festival in the morning (seeking the code in the guitar) with the weird route being about Kris and Noelle going to the festival and Susie going with Toriel, Asriel, and Sans to the Flower King building.

So in the normal route, the chapter begins with only Kris and Ralsei dealing with the Flower King world. A twist occurs because Asgore already left the shop, and Kris has to come to the festival and find him there.

So in the second dark world section, Susie rejoins your party, but in an outfit she never ever ever wanted anyone to see her in.

>>535125249
Meow

Straight goat is superior

>>535127062
I bet Undyne would fucking clean house.

>>535126963
kek. i have a request but not a funny one... i'll save it for the next time you're open to lewd requests...............

>>535127123
>Do you want me to be?!
Fujo Susie real

>>535127107
what did spamton do with that cat

want to post but can't think of anything actually interesting

Cosmo wanda I wish all darkners saw Heaven for 30 seconds

i honestly think the pink and gold colors we see throughout the game just represent light and dark, simply.

>>535124564
>>535124989
>FAITH in 2025
Pleasantly surprised. Someone drew a John Ward near my house.

>>535127327
Ed edd n eddy ahh

>>535127231
The Spamworm forgot to break up with it

i'm coming to terms with the fact that all of the fun gang can be with each other interchangably and it'd be cute

>>535127123
>YOU'RE NOT GAY?!??!?
>Y-Yes?
>*gets WWE bodyslammed into bedroom*

AH FUCK MY KNEES!!

>>535127107
https://voca.ro/1ogHjk2Kpt7z
>>535127175
I'm curious to hear what it was.
>>535127538
https://voca.ro/11DNXxOpg98i

>>535127773
>Don't collect all the eggs
>Chapter 7: Lancer obliterates YOUR kneecaps right before facing the final boss
>Overwrites your save and deletes all others so you have to fight with a handicap or start from Chapter 1 all over again

this game makes me want to buy a small piano and pick up where i left off after my last piano lesson 20 years ago

>>535128213
Kris is going to be overwriting our save since he can do it himself, not lancer

>>535128286
Get an USB keyboard. I got an 49 key and It's pretty cool.

>>535125651
>>535126602
The jpeg is from ICE-E’s pizza and strangely, Catty, Nice Cream, and the purple guy wearing the ICE-E mascot head are present in this room.

It feels like Eram is managing this thing under a group effort. And the purple guy is one of its direct servants. Fully aware of what is actually going on.

>>535128286
>20 years ago
Old....
Chapter 2 got me to learn piano

>>535128038
https://youtu.be/kx635m5dpuIP9OKS6-MeBPkut_7
If you can’t do this voice, don’t do it at all

>>535125818
If you can call kris a he the artist can put kris in a golf sweater

>>535128541
how do you unbitcrush something? isn't that like adding pixels to an image that aren't there to begin with?

I'm just saying if Kris wanted to drink chocolate milk and play piano he should just ask me

>>535127002
What if Sans is a clopen being.

>>535128768
sans is clopping

>>535128768
Nah, He's A

pure sex

>>535128884
Shut up dude

>tfw sebastian wolff broke toby's intentional penumbra phantasm silence by accident
https://x.com/SebastianWolff/status/1954417692988899428

>>535128684
it's using an AI filter that's predicting what the missing gaps would likely be

>>535129006
GOOD JOB ASSHOLE

>>535128768
He's in a clopen relationship

>>535128452
Eram and Purple Guy are connected.

>>535125056
Do you think this guy is going to kill himself when it turns out Ralsei is just Asgore's Dark World (pre-twink death) form?
>Secret area a large person can fit inside in every former dark world.
>Ralsei is explicitly mentioned to look like Asriel, but with noticeable differences.
>Noted to go to the church later in the day, but was nowhere during the church Dark-World
>Self loathing mindset, with nothing in either of their rooms
>"Ah, Ralsei's always getting mixed up with flowers." : Toby Fox
>Wife divorced him, and instantly hooked up with the shortest guy in town

I can't believe the former police chief was caught doing Darkner-face and hanging out with teenagers.

https://files.catbox.moe/n3umd3.mp4
The Holiday family used to do this but with Christmas music

>>535129353
very funny but chance is nil if only because it's retarded

>>535129619
Yeah. Asgore would want to be more direct with Kris’ life and never put him in the position of letting him and best friend die.

>>535129494
which is dumb since he's confirmed as everyman in Ch4

>>535128962
Sexiest man ever, guaranteed to elicit a response of arousal on anyone that lays eyes on him

>>535129619
I agree, I wish I could think of a good way to disprove my own theory, but I keep finding more and more links.

>>535129767
Freddy five night ar at ar ar ar ar

I subscribe to the Susie being Bostonian theory.

>>535129006
>>535129114
>Make meme involving a dude.
>Dude doesn’t even know what the thing is about.

>>535109348
bro did not play undertale and it SHOWS

>>535129893
I bet he doesn't even know about file7. Embarrassing.

I have a request for you boys, as I seem to have failed to save it: I need the Pathologic gif of Lancer beating the shit out of the player's knees.

>>535115890
Gaster fallen not because of sin, but because he loved his creation and wanted to rise it up.

>>535130058
dont say we didnt warn you

>>535129183
I was the schizo that kept posting this fucking graffiti as evidence of Everyman being Purple Guy. You don't know how bad I freaked out when that fucking Froggit mentioned the butterflies. I posted that fucking graffiti in every Discord, I included it in all my theories, people kept calling me a shitposter, they kept calling me nuts. But let it be known, I fucking called that shit, and I fucking warned them!! My anti ICE-E bunker has been ready for years and I will continue maintaining it because that fucker is real and I know it

>>535129870
https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/7/7c/Scout_dominationeng04.wav

>>535128452
You people sound crazy.

>>535130257
Imagine if Everyman would be the one to introduce Pizzapants to Pizzarina in chapter 5.

>>535129023
https://voca.ro/1ebojxflIM12

>>535130398
That’s kinda the point. Since Pizzapants is dealing with Pizzarina as a crazy person and Noelle thinks Kris was pretending to be scared of Ice-e.

>>535130331
https://voca.ro/1ikYzJShzOyl

>>535130927
There it is, thank you.
All this time spent laughing at it and I don't think I've ever saved it.

>>535128038
Kek

>>535130753
So why does Eram care? About some random guy? Why are these random ladies in agreement to it?

>>535130908
Don’t reply to me again

>>535130729
I got the wrong poster oops
>>535130908

Sorry about being picky with requests I kinda want to do more funny and light stuff. I get a bit tired of the same ol same old and wanted to spice it up a touch.

>>535130908
damn, muffet, you ok? you want a lozenge?

>>535130990
Here's the sped up version too it's funny

>>535130753
Hmm.
Ice-eram
Peramzzarina

>>535131087
Sorry by bad g. Oops I replied to you again. Oh well live and learn
>>535131185
Muffet is fucking dead. She died from throat cancer after smoking an entire carton of marboro reds a day for 30 years.

Attempting to pressure wash this one annoying elevated portion on my roof and accidentally slipping on the wet shingle to what would surely be my ultimate doom before luckily getting caught by Asgore, to which I respond by wholeheartedly thanking him with a big hug and enthusiastically calling him "my hero." Secretly watching Asgore wash the dishes while he listens to country music coming from a little stereo on the counter and sways his head side-to-side while humming along and having to really hold myself back from telling him he's the cutest guy on the planet since I absolutely do not want him to get embarrassed and stop. Sitting on the back deck with Asgore in two metal rocking chairs of differing sizes talking about various subjects from the shapes of the star constellations in the sky to the optimal formatting of his backyard garden for flower/vegetable growth, all while we are serenaded by the gentle patter of the wind chime coming from the front of the house and the grand orchestra of chirping crickets out of view

>>535131014
I don’t know. Maybe Pizzapants simply makes her happy and that’s all she wants.
It doesn’t have to be complex.
Her imagery is either of a nervous smiler (normal ICE-E), a strange dog face, a creepy face in the state of sadism or agony, or simply crying. Simply crying.

>>535125249
Kris singing in the shower, didn't know Sam came to visit and that he was heard by him

When some said they put titans in the city I used to live in I probably should've known it wasn't delatrune related.

guess what just updated FUCK YEAH
https://archiveofourown.org/works/66713218/chapters/179044601#workskin

>>535125249
Kris and Susie having to share the shower at the same time. And not a single bit of it is hot.

>>535131848
>>535132079
what's going on with you man

>>535125924
Glad to hear it anon, I myself am working on a parody of Yona Yona dance (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zh-4M5blbiI) but with the Mike trio. I've never done anything like this before and learned an entirely new archaic Japanese editing program for it and am feeling the scope creep as I keep getting more ideas for it, but I've already made nearly two minutes of video so it's not like I can stop here.

>>535131930
>open link expecting something interesting (like a retard)
>100k words of spamtennaslop
>anon is either the author or was that excited about spamtennaslop
>they can't keep getting away with it

>>535132131
The second one was not me

>>535132131
I was inspired by the previous guy.
And so I wanted to make it hilarious by doing everything Kris X Susie don’t want in that scenario.

*makes a dark fountain in Chris Chan's room and shoves u inside*

>>535132289
>>535132301
take it easy man

>>535131923
people who "actively" consume popular sports media are a low-tier form of human intelligence.

>>535132349
Sam I am.

>>535131606
These posts don't get many replies, so I wanna tell you that I read them and enjoy them. They're weirdly mundane, yet optimistic and wholesome. Good job, anon.

Susie after putting Kris in her inventory

>>535131823
So, she has time to meddle in the TV world? You'd think that would be a focus over whatever's going on with Pizzapants. And where does Nice Cream guy factor into this?

>>535132670
susie after putting kris in her pussy

>>535129819
The disproval is that it's RETARDED and will NEVER HAPPEN.
Also the fact that Asgore is a separate character in the Prophecy from Ralsei. But most importantly it would be stupid.

>>535132261
>anon is either the author or was that excited about spamtennaslop
That is the single biggest and most popular spamtenna fic to currently exist that has gotten multiple fanart about it and is talked about on every site, retard-kun

>>535132963
Not everyone cares about your shitty fic, bro.

>>535125249
Someone malding because Noelle thrashes them in Smashing Fighters using Singing Balloon (she was trained by Azzy)

>>535125249
Tenna narrating a documentary about wild pippinses

Another Dreemurr-Holiday convergence (Lightner Spamtenna) has hit the blue octagon

>>535132261
>doesn't know this fanfic gets posted here every time it gets an update
retarded newfag-kun............

>>535132693
Nice Cream in chapter 1 was wearing and ICE-E mascot costume.
Which doesn’t seem much until you realize that Kris has worn the ICE-E pizza box and Eram also remembers it, and Kris is constantly referenced behaving like a dog despite us controlling him.

They’re possessed by her.

Plus, in chapter 3, Pizzapants was asleep and Kris was awake.

Keep in mind that this crying face of the Memory head is most likely her in her new form.
The skeleton head could be Dess.

>>535133243
oh god new levels of gay have been reached

>>535132963
>>535133283
stop feeding obvious bait

>>535125249
ralsei says cool hwhip
you choose whether kris or susie is brian

>>535132647
Thank you

>>535131930
Give me a summary of this fic or what it’s about to sell me on it

How much non-consensual butt sex must Kriss have (in his butt) to make his monotonous face contort into a ahegao

>>535133290
So...Ice-E is a girl? And the Ice-E heads control people's minds? Why charm Pizza Pants if he wears the box thing over his head sometimes?
So who runs the pizza place?

Be gentle with me, I kinda gave up on theories after what happened with Mike.

>>535133873
5471233124712419847 butt secks or 1 lil love bite on the neck

>>535133243
>>535133520
IT KEEPS HAPPENING

>>535133243
Saw this earlier today and forgot to post it

>>535133873
You think Kris is so deadpan because everytime they show an ounce of animated expression, every monster around them is afflicted with an urge (similar to cuteness aggression) to violently fuck their face until their lips struggle to maintain expression?

putting mike where he belongs

>>535134431
>On on hand that is a lot of buttsex…
>On the other, that is a lot of buttsex!

>>535134018
Ice-E is likely a lightner equivalent of Spamton.
With ICE-E being the face FRIEND popularized just as FRIEND popularized Spamton.
Perhaps she was like Dess, lost in the dark, but no one ever remembered her. And then FRIEND made her big as a clopen being. Instead of being a horror of society, she was its icon.

>>535133290
>The skeleton head could be Dess.
people will fall into this shit but they won't believe that the knight has teeth. unbelievable.

>>535134018
And you speaking of Mike…

Mike is something even worse than we thought. That false security of him being “fake”. When Tenna actually thinks of Mike as someone with different forms and different voices. Mike is normally that strange.

>>535135465
I'm so fucking sorry dude

>>535135291
I do believe Dess has teeth, it’s just I imagine that if you hurt her too much, she’s reduced to the state of being a skeleton. And she’s a skeleton in the light world.

>>535132409
At least you said actively. I like bowling but im not crazy about it. It's the kinda game you can just passively do while talking to family and friends. Hell imagine doing a hobby/small time sport with your fave

>>535135694
yeah, i'm talking about the kind of sports fan that's 40 years old, in a jersey/wifebeater and drinking a full case of beers while screaming over the footbawl on live tv.

>>535135607
here's my ancient chapter 2 theory

GIASFELFEBREHBER somehow is really
GASTERISDECEMBER

>>535135559
About what? Seeing darkners dressing up as Mike and doing what Mike is supposed to do reminds me so much of the Pizzarina and ICE-E situation that it feels like we’re almost about to see a new concept about Darkners/clopen beings that is very supernatural.
Simply, possession.

what if fave got spiritual massage healing therapy from john redcorn?

>>535135607
it's comments like this that remind me how retarded dess knight is as a concept.

>>535136042
But it’s Toby’s official canon.
So what’s the issue?

>>535135891
the mike room is about gaster my dude, it's the three different gasters. it even references the gaster reset gimmick.

after all this time I'm finally just doing a playthrough where I don't worry about doing anything optimal, getting all the secrets, playing a certain way etc.

finally I'm just allowing myself to have fun and do whatever I would do
it's liberating (and extremely sub-optimal)

I'm doing dumb shit like getting the key to Jevil's cell, opening it....and then just not fighting him
just to see if that ever pays off

Was going to ask you guys who out of the classroom teens you could and couldn't beat in a fist fight, but honestly, the only actual answer for "I would possibly lose to them" is Susie, so here's my list of "easiest" to "hardest":

Impossible to lose against: Snowy, MK, Temmie, Berdly, Kris
Really low chance to lose against: Catti, Noelle, Jockington
Might have a chance at all: Susie

Snowy and MK don't have hands. They're not winning shit.
Temmie might do something weird but you could probably punt her.
Berdly is Berdly.
Kris is that low because they don't have their knife, and even then I don't know how much having it would raise their changes.
Catti could scratch you and is a fatty but that's about it.
Noelle would easily be in the "Might have a chance at all" category if I didn't think she'd spend most of the fight terrified of actually throwing a punch, kick, or antler ramming you.
Jockington is a huge snake that plays sports. You could argue he has as much of a chance as MK and Snowy because he doesn't even have any limbs as well, but he could probably slither up your arms or legs and do something fucked up.

Susie is the only one here who might be an actual issue, but I don't know how tall or strong she actually is. Even then, she's not exactly in the best shape weight wise and if you had even a little bit of experience you would probably easily beat her ass.

So yeah, you could probably beat up a bunch of teenagers.

>>535136171
Yes… does that mean he can give another being something similar?

>>535136105
>toby's official canon is the schizoshit I made up in my head
at least dess knight getting deconfirmed will mentally prep people for mystery man not being gaster.

>>535136349
Wow, you are the most delusional poster ever.

>>535136042
>>535136105
I'm still skeptical on it myself. Because right now it feels so obvious to the point that it's probably a fakeout. But if it isn't Dess, who could it be? Carol or Rudy? I said before a few threads back I got a friend who's certain it's actually Asriel and he's just being an impressionable edgelord, so he has Dess's antlers on the helmet.

>>535136248
kris always has the knife.

>>535136349
who is the knight anon

>>535136483
Meant for >>535136248

>>535136490
>it feels so obvious to the point that it's probably a fakeout
it feels "obvious" because you're playing deltarune chapter-by-chapter and posting/reading about it daily
if you played deltarune all at once like undertale it wouldn't be obvious

>>535136490
If it's not Dess in some form, it's Carol. This isn't difficult, and your friend is a dumdum.

>>535136248
I'm a grown adult man I could kick the shit out of all of them effortlessly
>muh Susie
She doesn't have an axe in real life.

>>535136248
Susie is actually pretty tall. Most anons here are probably at least 5 inches shorter than that, since they're all beta manlets and such.
I'm still taller than her though.

>>535136490
Asriel also has first place athlete trophies and the orb inside the knight's chest looks like it says "1" on it

>>535136803
fuck's wrong with you though

>>535136618
There are 2 Knights

>>535136567
Good point.

>>535136618
If it's gonna be a Holiday, Carol would be my guess too.
>and your friend is a dumdum.
I'm all too aware of that, but I think a lot of us have idiot friends.

Let's all be real here, Rudy is the Knight. It just makes sense. I can partially kind of barely remember at least one (1) stories where there's a seemingly sick and bedridden guy who also has a hidden form where's he's all strong, so don't even try to explain it away by him being sick.
Plus, whatever makes him into the Knight could also be harming him in the long term, thus explaining his sickness.

toby's official canon is the schizoshit I made up in my head

what if fave called you a fucker?

>>535133705
kris loses the dealmaker in castle town, so spamton has to actually interact with tenna now

>>535137027
Well I did rape her so she's not wrong

>>535136853
You have no proof.

>>535137074
I know, it's called speculation

>>535137013
Rudy has interdimentional cancer, it happened even without dark worlds

>>535137053
God I wanna breed his gote bussy

>>535137181
It's called baseless speculation.

>>535137203
>>535137013
cancer is one of those things in media that can't be cured with magic or super powers for some reason

>>535136501
If Kris does have the knife, then that at least puts them in "Might have a chance at all". Knives are pretty fucking dangerous even if they're wielded by someone who doesn't really know what they're doing, unless they fumble so bad that you can grab their arm and keep it at length.
>>535136552
What, couldn't win a fist fight against a teenager?
>>535136762
This chart still bothers me even if it's the 'best' way to figure out heights.

>>535137385
holy fucking shit that is literally the knight on both sides
>>535137203
>>535137398
Nooooo he has dark world dark evil knight sickness not cancer
Maybe aids

>>535137027
another day in the life of a krisfag

>>535131848
I went too hard with this request at first so I revamped it to make it funnier hope it works for you
https://voca.ro/1dKamJ5NcnXU
>>535132079
https://voca.ro/1fDYCo4oXAwo
>>535132170
https://voca.ro/124awhSqsgWj
>>535133106
https://voca.ro/14JAsSNDa2ZT
>>535133237
https://voca.ro/1lBbZAIQZ3nR
>>535133596
https://voca.ro/14iTo03opEXZ

>>535137013
Rudy has darkner cancer caught from whatever’s in the town drinking water. Why do you think Carol’s so adamant about stocking bottled water at her own house?

>>535137383
One has a baseball bat, the other one doesn't

Battat cute...

>>535136567
>if you played deltarune all at once like undertale it wouldn't be obvious
faggot the game goes out of its way to evoke the image of december, it WANTS you to associate the knight with december. its the worlds biggest red herring.

>>535136490
the knight is too tall and skeletal to be a holiday. dess was always the only viable holiday because people could blame the abnormalities on dark world mumbo jumbo, but none of that has any basis. dark world mumbo jumbo is not a thing, it's just shit that was made up to try and make it make any sense

>>535136521
eram

>>535137538
bad evidence
>>535137385
fine enough evidence
sure, ok, plausible foreshadowing

>>535137398
If you made a dark world in the hospital, maybe the dark world healing magic would actually work.
Susie WILL become the ULTIMATE HEALING MASTER and cure CANCER

>>535137630
>bad evidence
they have different weapons, there are differences between the knight at the end of chapter 3 and the one in chapter 4
that's not bad evidence, it's just some evidence

>>535137510
why are you named The Wacky Wednesday Wacko
also you should voice the "a world bathed in purest light" to "and titans shape from darkened eyes" part of the prophecy in ralseivoice

>>535137680
Rudy tumor schizo boss, have to actually kill it with the black shard

>>535135121
So what's Ice-E/Pizzarina/Eram's plan? What does she need Kris for? Pizza pants? How'd she warp the Mantle Game? How'd she get ahold of the Shadow Mantle at all? Is Nice Cream guy under her spell to get Pizzapants to do...something? How does this relate to Noelle or the Weird Route? Is Eram a malicious entity?

>>535137889
make Noelle go in there and cast iceshock on the cancer cells

>>535137872
>why are you named The Wacky Wednesday Wacko
Because it's Wednesday day my dude.

>>535137772
the bat turns into a katana in chapter 3 dawg i dunno what to tell ya

>>535137889
Obsidian Scalpel

>>535137587
Very very cute

>>535137385
>the knight (singular) which makes with blackened knife
>shall duel with heroes strife by strife
...there's just one, dude
>>535137510
you should do ERAM's post fight dialogue

>>535137913
And more importantly, how did Toby Fox expect non-theorist players (like) me to know about any of this?

>>535137385
Ha you were wrong! There are 3!

I'm not trying to be a dick but please source your request with either a video, screencape, or quote the lines your want so I can immediately record and edit the lines instead of searching for the source of your requests.
>>535137872
>>535138143

>>535138583
Your voiceovers suck anyways

>>535137913
>>535138202
Maybe Eram just hates the town and likes Pizzapants.

Would you still?

>>535138583
it's literally in quotes you daft cunt

>>535135882
Gaster’s December

>>535138708
>people are sexualizing the pippins
after virovirokun I guess I'm not surprised

where's the love for Mizzle though? She's gorgeous

>>535137625
Dess is a human…
Skeleton…

What if Kris killed Susie and Ralsei 720s him in response, breaking Kris' back and skull against the pavement before letging out a visceral roar and screaming "I AM THE GOLDEN GOD!! OOWWAAAAGGHHHH!!!"
???

>>535138646
>>535138782
I would bet money this is the same guy

Ralsei IS the Prophecy, in Darkner form
He is the living embodiment of it

>>535138583
dont worry anon, it wasn't too much of a serious request, just something I thought would be neat to hear a voiceover for.

>>535139059
Mizzle is for Ralsei Nuzzles
and turning people into more Mizzles by feeding them Mizzles

>>535137510
>https://voca.ro/1lBbZAIQZ3nR
nature is beautiful

>>535139183
think it again man

Did somebody say viro?

>>535139183
Pay up 30 points.

Reminder That
Susie WILL Heal Berdly's Wing
And Maybe Rudy's LIGMA As Well