Thread 535126286

A mess.

>Patch 7.3 Patch Notes
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>Moonfire Faire Event (Aug 13 to Aug 26)
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>Meetups:
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• August 19th, 6:30 PM EDT | Materia, Ravana, Empyreum W24 P21 | Male Meetup - Ford vs Ferrarri & Lamborghini

Previously on /xivg/: >>535115996

play my femlala's heart of conundrum

My male midlander? Femhroth owned

my catboy is into fatboys

I actually play the game
no mods
no gooning
no drama
no one here knows my name
discord? nope

My moonie? Unowned and never will be

my fiddie?

I love mentally stable (ill) femras so much

my femra? mentally ill

my miera likes Diet cokey cola

why did some faggot change the thread name to make it harder to search when everyone just types xivg?

I only put out for people that I could see myself EBing

>>535126451
You're not playing this game if don't engage in gooning and drama

if you go stand where this marker is you can get rez'd straight to the top in one go, you don't even need to make a single jump, this tower is a SHAM!

>>535126557
Same sis...
(I don't put out.)

>>535126527
delete this shit man don't give him ideas

>>535126526
jean go finish ur maps faggot

>>535126286 (OP)
Today's Spooky Club! Someone took it off the op! We're starting up for the night so feel free to come over, show to start in a few minutes!

After our long break we're back to X-files this week! Can't wait to see our two favorite feddies see the space people!

>What is Spooky Club?
Spooky Club is a light RP meet up dedicated to documenting unidentified mysterious animals and plotting the downfall of the Sea People... We also watch stuff sometimes...

>Rules?
Don't be rude or lewd

• August 13, 09:00 PM EDT | Primal, Famfrit, Lavender Beds W15 P20 | Spooky Club: X-Files >>534741862

I'm dwunk.

>>535126584
>(I don't put out.)
Is it indiscreet if I ask why not?

>>535126397
my femra is also into fatboys

I'm not going to do the event. You can't make me.

YOU!
Come to the Impromptu Godzilla Minus One Watch party! It is my favorite movie so if you don't, I will swallow you WHOLE!
Diabolos: Mist ward 3 plot 40, Private Chambers 1!
Bring lots of snacks and hang out!

>>535126369
shut the fuck up tommy

>>535126567
>>535126567
Whoops wrong picture but still the same

>>535126650
wrong miera im faceless :x

>>535126724
Yes I can.

>>535126724
becky is gonna be there i heard she's crushing on you

>Cover a target
>Spamming covering target
>Walks off and dies
Ah... so that's why I don't play this job.

>>535126730
nah

>>535126730
God I wish you didn't make your kink your entire personality.

Cunny

My malera? Stalwart in spite of all the harlots propositioning him

• August 13, 9:00 PM EDT | Primal, Famfrit, Lavender Beds W15 P20 | Spooky Club: X-Files

FUCKING JOIN NOW OR DIE

SPOOK TIME

FUCKERS

GO GO

SEX


... Are we even now?

>>535126557
I FEEL THISSSS

>>535126730
fatter, like 4x as big

Existence is so tiring, man.

Post catboxes

>>535126776
I wish he'd get a trip so I wouldn't have to see his garbage fetish

>>535126807
>Sex
No you made it worse!!

>>535126764
If you're playing casual queue just don't cover people outside of your LB. PLD is strong enough in casual without cover that you won't even feel gimped.

do you guys really like fat bitches or is this some ironic thing

>>535126764
dont subtweet me

>>535126691
Taking advantage of this catboy in his drunken stupor

>>535126807
NO SEX SORRY
>>535126893
Sorry..

>>535126764
just add them to The List when they do that

>>535126908
i like fat bitches (male)

>>535126737
>he'll never vaguepost about me
I'm killing myself.

>>535126946
killing you with my mind rn

Am I allowed to post my female Roegadyn?

One anon said it best but
What most of you guys consider fat isnt really “fat”

My femlala's been real scared to post herself ever since the thread's been hosting more and more of these "MAP parties"

>>535126861
https://files.catbox.moe/yplpz2.png

>>535127029
Shaving an amogus into your pubis hair

>>535126908
i don't mind as long as they're not obese

>>535126764
my bad

My moonie is not a soleslut

>>535127130
sus

>>535127171
Neither is mine

>>535126820
I just want to be cute and comfy with someone and be lewd when we're alone...

my moonie is lesbian and likes other cute female characters. my sunnie is also lesbian. and my femra. and my femlala too in fact. hmm i wonder why all of my characters are like that

>>535127171
.....but--

>>535126701
No, I just mean I have never found someone who I would be willing to do that with yet is all.

>>535126776
You haven't met me at all, shrimp.
>>535126828
I have that in my files.
>>535126730
FUCK!
9:20! THE MOVIE STARTS AT 9:20!

>>535126861
https://files.catbox.moe/3qw69l.mp4

>>535127114
Tantalus...

>>535127239
stfu tranny

>>535127130
... suck it bro

>>535127239
transbian bitch

I am... a malera.. chilling in the crows nest...

Goblet feena...
You have betrayed me...

i have never clicked a single catbox in this thread i instantly mentally filter them

>>535127235
YOU GET IT!!! you fucking GET it. god damn i want that so bad.

>>535127171
i prefer pitslut moonies

>>535127254
please post it

>>535127085
You may do so.

>>535127239
well there isnt much to like about males desu sis

i am doing my work i am doing work i'm doing employment things can someone tell me they're super proud of me and that i'm amazing and do a wonderful perfect job at everything i do? thanks

>>535126861
https://files.catbox.moe/yoc9gq.png

>>535127372
Hope you can find it Anon
Maybe even with me if fate has it planned

>>535127471
Good job bwo.

Eh the catboxes are too samey to me
plus I know what I want to look for on twitter iykyk

>>535127171
hmm, sounds like something a soleslut would say...

My moonie is not a slut at all she's actually pure and innocent

Someone visit Coeurl-Crystal and let me jerk off to you

>>535127370
https://files.catbox.moe/1tcj8r.mp4

>>535127471
proof?

>>535127450
Thanks boss.

>>535127471
your "employment" is typing up a few words on your fpowners excel sheet

>>535127471
my favorite any pronouns i am so proud of you!! you are a perfect baby angel who can do no wrong and i appreciate everything you do!!
good job on doing the bare minimum today faggot!! love you!!

>>535127239
because you're a grown ass man who likes women

>>535127471
Good work anon, keep it up make that bread!

I'll waaait for you theeeere. Like a Stooone....

>>535127171
>My moonie is not a soleslut
YJK this goonie is using her footpussy to jerk off trve Khagans in an Ul'dah alley.

>>535127145
How are you doing today fren?

>>535127570
Pretty roe, thanks for sharing.

>>535127587
but would you let your boss treat you like a subhuman sex slave?

last call anyone on crystal wanna do the new dungeon

And all the Moonies say I'm pretty swell for a Lalafell.

>>535127508
who knows? i highly doubt you're the person i'm interested in but fate is a twisty-turny son of a bitch. i hope you find what you're looking for too, anon.

>>535127545
thanks for the (you) but i still didn’t click it…

>>535127414
the pitsluts are all sunnies
t. sunnie

>>535127683
AND ON I READ
UNTIL THE DAY WAS GONE
AND I SAT IN REGRET
OF ALL THE THINGS I'VE DONE

>>535127461
but men have cocks and balls and smell really good and are big and are strong and are hairy and have deep voice and have scratchy beards and have big hands that clamp down around my neck and and and......

>>535127760
>spoiler
I doubt I am, I'm rather discreet, but as you said!

do i drink Deep Eddys Lemon Vodka or eat more food like a fat fuck while running dailies?

>>535127756
No they don't

>>535127570
p-pretty

>>535127526
I can make an alt, what starting city and race do you like?

>>535127780
This isn't true at all
t. moonie

>>535127797
someone tell the femra and lalafell to strike a pose or something damn

>>535127751
if you need help i can come
also wtf i didn't know we had dartboard furniture

>>535127883
I have yet to meet a moonie that was as big of a pitslut as the sunnies.
Most moonies don't even like hairy armpits

>>535127780
true

>>535127797
nightmare blunt rotation

>>535126861
https://files.catbox.moe/283t1a.png

>>535127883
Let me examine your pits now

Does anyone else keep losing to Shishiro? Every time I see her at the Crystarium I have to start stroking. What's worse is I think she's noticed, she keeps winking at me and I'm worried what's going to happen if she finds out what my stupid bigger is really doing

>>535127915
the femrar is autistic pleas be nice

YO QUICK QUESTION

IF I MAKE AN ALT ACCOUNT AND USE A DIFFERENT MARE CODE, CAN PEOPLE TRACK MY MAIN VIA GOON ALT IN ANY WAY?

>>535127883
you will be converted Effy

>>535127856
Vodka having a nice buzz while gaming is always fun especially with food in ur belly

>>535127927
need is a strong word but you would be a really cool person if you join my pf the pass is 0777

>>535127725
i'm doing quite well! fully recovered from the weird heat exhaustion thing that had me laid out for a couple days at the start of the week, had an awesome day yesterday spending time with one of my favorite people, summer event's going, life is good! how about you, anon?

>>535128006
lmaooooo

STOP WHAT YOURE DOING AND POST YOUR ADVENTURER PLATE RIGHT NOW
NO EDITING OR CHEATING!!

>>535127882
Bunny, Cat or Midlander is nice and in Uldah

>>535128006
Technically yes if you have anything connecting the main to the alt
Just act natural and avoid sus players

mmmmwa
mmmmmchyu
kisssssss
fuhuhuuu you're already out of MP~? Oh welllll~ lol

>>535127945
>>535128012
armpit sex

>>535128092
/smooch

>>535128006
No, they won't be able to track your main.
:)

>>535127945
Sex with this sunnie tomboy again

>>535128006
yes

>>535128118
Very well.

I dressed you in her clothes
So drive me, far

Away
Away
Away

>>535126730
>>535127254
Movie starts in two minutes! Get here if you wanna see the greatest Godzilla film ever made, it's my genuine favorite!!
You wouldnt want to disappoint me, wouldnt you...?

>>535128173
GUH YOU CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT!!!!

>>535128161
>>535128194
EXPLAIN PLEASE

I like playing my middie alt

>>535128118
ok

>>535128128
Name? Or initials at least so I can find you.

>>535128118
idk about the portrait frame

>>535128320
ok

>>535127945
i knew this psycho was into some shady stuff but thats really bad

3 miqittens to do this with?

the new tower feels shorter but also harder, though that could just be because it's new

>>535127780
Hmm

And all the fiddies say I'm pretty swole for a biohole

>>535128412
moonie moonball!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>535127976
bro's seeing things, seishun will never notice you

>>535128412
Disabled goofball

>>535127510
thank you i'm seriously such a hard worker
>>535127587
erm i type a lot of words actually and it requires a lot of searching and remembering types of instruments tyvm... i think if you do effort on something and receive a payment its a job :] maybe not hard work but its a job and thats more than some people can say here :]
>>535127589
KYAAAA RUNNING AT YOU FULL FORCE AND SLAMMING YOU INTO THE GROUND affectionate way
>>535127657
thankyou i'm getting so much bread i'm so excited i'm going to a doll show on sunday right after getting paid yay 500$ doll money
>>535127741
booktok wants to be me so bad

>>535128478
>>535128480
y'all should link up fr

>>535128394
my moonie otr

>>535128478
Fucking divine flattie let me lick your flat chest up and down

unleashed or give it all

>>535128478
i am feeling harder looking at this picture hehehehe

>>535128230
okay i will go

>>535128010
Not me. I don't need any convincing, if it's between f*et & pits then pits are gonna have to win

>>535128387
Sorry this anon scared me cause I don't wanna get my main doxxed >>535128006
I really wanted to and thank you anyways..

>>535128441
what happened to the old giantess coded portrait?

In your experience, which races are best at erp?

DISTANCE
LEAVING
LIKE THE FIRST TIME I WAS
SCREAMING

>>535128118
if you say so

>>535128307
I can't stop thinking that you're the male equivalent of a bpdemon and I just know that you fuck like one too

>>535128565
Idk that fiddie tho?

>>535128648
Giantess coded? I wish to learn how to do this

>>535128118
i didnt stop what im doing sorry

>>535126730
>>535127254
Movies starting!~

HELP PLEASE
>>535128006
>>535128006
>>535128006
>>535128006

>>535128718
my sweet, sweet wife

>>535128573
my sunboy on the right actually

>>535128118
sure, here ya go

>>535128782
i dunno i dont mod

>>535128518
>>535128549
hi

I LOVE FLATTIES SO FUCKING MUCH

>>535128269
Don’t stress on it if you made everything on seperate accounts and emails there’s like a 1 in one million chance someone can out you, don’t make enemies on the alt

>>535128118
Bweh
>>535128006
The tracking doesn't have anything to do with Mare

>>535096679
>malera piloted by a black man
I thought it wasn't that obvious

>>535128230
>greatest Godzilla film
That shit has horrendous cg. They paid the animators shit and fuck all. Watch shit like the dorsals just STOPPING unnaturally. The shitty skin texture is a noisy ugly mess. Shit is render like in game cutscenes

anyone else get really suicidal when they drink

>>535128118
they should add some good plate decos to the game

all the fatfags should get trips. I'm tired of that fathroth and rabbit

How does Jass get away with packing that much woober?

What are some actually evil EU anons? I am not talking about the usual Ryun Vazi made up stuff.
I will start:
Sugi Maibito

>>535128846
what mount is the left hand?

>>535128652
D - miqote, lala
C - au ra, hroths
B - roe, viera
A - hyurs
S - elezen

>>535128935
yes that's why i don't drink

Just remember, if you are wearing a swimsuit and AFK I am taking pictures of you for my folder.

Femlala piloted by a black man

>>535128854
DMV ass picture

>>535128935
maybe dont drink, dummy

>>535126861
https://files.catbox.moe/0ypjjs.png

>>535128897
>The tracking doesn't have anything to do with Mare
So it's safe then? Thought somehow people could tracks alts

>>535128935
no I get actually happy and productive

>>535128967
That's the backside of the M8S car.

>>535128990
shut up otis

>>535128983
Only if you take the swimsuit off me first

>>535128997
lookit that smile! CUTE

>>535128997
>Light
I am never going to dick down this Highlander

>>535128118
I completely forgot I changed my portrait

>>535128965
>made up
If anything from all the copy pasted shit, thats the one thats actually true.

>>535128948
I got a banana for you

>>535128897
I think of sex

>>535128935
i get sleepy
>>535129045
oh thanks i honestly dont think ive ever even seen someone use that mount

>>535128971
>>535128996
don't be so serious
>>535129035
hahaha

>>535127780
TRVKE

>>535128916
takes one to know one but you're too hard on yourself

>>535128652
Gabe

>>535128623
I like the tidus vibe cool dirty blonde hair

>>535128118
i kinda forgot about adventure plates

>>535128652
Miqo'te are kind of like how they are in game, either the peakest peak, or lowest low. Fiddies similar

Femezen have two species, highly well written autist obsessed with writing their character well, or just retards, usually you can tell in the first sentence exchange. Fiera similar, but instead of the bad species being like "british biofem just there to chat but unable to hold a conversation" it's "rape goddess goon queen" but it's the same 1/3ed good 2/3eds pits of hell split.

Fem ra generally better than average, but always insanely fucked up tastes

Miera are all bad, Femroe All bad, Catboys all bad, Lalas all bad, Maliddies all bad, Hrothgar all bad

>>535128648
Oh, you mean the crystal alt one. Yea, I mostly stick to my main for these anchors sry

>>535128118
bweehhhhh

>>535129168
ew what the fuck is that thing

>>535129095
She goes ¦3

>>535129096
Bro your Materia?

>>535129016
dayyum

>>535127471
kill yourself faggot

>>535128694
better a good fella than a smart fella
wait....

>>534755508
I was waiting to spy on these two but no one showed up. My moonie needs to take her disappointment out on someone.

>>535126861
https://files.catbox.moe/avfq3m.mp4

did u guys like my adv plate

>>535128926
"No," said the fat Hroth.
"You are Wrong."

i liked ur adventure plate

>>535128997
that's a wife

>>535129018
I think playerscope tracks your service account as a whole, there's not a measure against that aside from playing on a different service account completely. Having a new Mare would guard you against people that aren't specifically trying to grab you with playerscope, at least
>>535129120
That's not the same thing at all...

with every goddamned smell
my catboy
sniffs
pits
pits are not happiness

>>535128705
youll have to ask >>535129204

>>535129016
areolas are too small

>>535128118
Here you are!

>>535129271
yea

did you like my moonie’s pits

for the first time in god knows how many hours of gameplay i actually saw another elezen that was as tall as me

>>535129271
i didnt look at it sorry

thanks :)

>>535128478
sex

It's crowded up here.

making a + gpose for anon!

Adventure plates should have a "like" button

>>535128462
petting cats and lalas unprompted is pretty heinous

>>535129128
It looks like an ugly prius, you really aren't missing much. I use it sometimes because it looks funny. It's the same mount as the feet in the picture.

>>535129016
built for bearing my catboy's children

>>535129323
Yeah it was just weird that I used a whole new account but all my mods were saved when I logged into alt account, thought mare was tracking me or something

>>535129394
my catboy did sure

>>535129297
Look at it slowly
You know it to be true
I'm just autistic about art shit and the fact that it got pity prized into an award for graphics is wild to me

playing on odin/balmung and seeing an ebin in the overworld is always a jumpscare

>>535129442
*donwvotes ur portrait*

>>535129385
>>535129386
my wives

a top tier moonie is just an average sunnie

>>535128118
mrow

>>535129624
i'm gonna

How hard is it to do Another Sil'dihn Subterrane?

>>535129323
Kinda close though

>>535129492
incredibly cute
i feel an overwhelming urge to /hug

>>535129442
that already exists
tributes

>>535128006
assuming no data breaches, no.

however, you should just not be a bitch and goon on main

reminder, when you kill yourself you need to aim for your brain stem

>>535129704
. . .

>>535129521
You're not "artsy" you are pretentious.

>>535129624
cumshot target practice on this slut's big ass ears

>>535129427
fucking scary jfc

>>535129537
Which ebin was it?

>>535129683
easy

>>535129427
It's also very boring, not even farming views on my ptom.

>>535129720
my femra is gonna do the charcoal method like her kpop husbando

>>535129118
i am not a monkey..

>>535127643
>>535127304
that can't be it since my catboy likes dudes

No one liked my portrait..

I think I'm gonna just become a snow bunny.

>>535129427
this image feels like some kind of anti porn art to confront you that the objectified figure is still a person

everyone liked my portrait!!!!

>>535129427
Nice view

>>535129923
why

>>535129743
Its not my fault the people that gave them an award are stupid. I'm sure the story is fine, I just don't think people really scrutinize it like they should. Its clear they rushed to use cg after they abandoned the suit

>>535129923
you like ravas?

>>535129629
Hmm wife...

>>535129598
I'm taken already, sorry anon. I appreciate the gesture though!

>>535129720
My malera was just going to walk and keep going until he stops

>>535128118
its slop, im afraid

>>535129769
too many to count

>>535129923
why?

Did a first attempt at drawing Ter'zi. Might continue it tomorrow.

>>535130025
why are you referencing the pedo mod in your plate.....?

>>535130004
Hmm also wife...

>>535129923
we got another one

>>535129939
It's ok I'm a bimbo you may compliment my big honkers.

>>535129965
Sex please

>>535130076
Good job

>>535129385
my ex-repper wife

>>535128118
no

>>535130076
I love it, keep going please!

>>535129923
this is the right pipeline, khagan

>>535130064
Were you at the Balmung tower?

starting today some things like these monitors and a few mounts, anyone know why

>>535128118
Fine...

if she can become an ex-repper, then maybe I...

>>535130171
>>535130010

>>535128118
I still wanna update it eventually

>>535130180
i do but not fat ones

>>535129228
Y-you too
>>535129372
Perhaps a little, but its bibo's default size. Do you know if bibo comes with other size options?
>>535129485
If that happens, you'll be stuck paying child support for a long time. Unless you stick around, in that case you'll have to provide for me and our children, and you'll be stuck with me foreeeeeeever after they've moved out, mwahahaha.

>>535130010
>Taken after saying he doesn't want to be with someone modded
>Became a tranny
Hella groomed.

>>535128118
I think it's still basically this but I need to update it. Gotta check what is out there for designs

>>535129923
EXCELLENT CHOICE (GAM) FIDDIE WE HAVE THE RACIST PORCHMONKEY PUMPER tats and the SEWERSLUDGE F+ RAVA for you waiitng

Do I look cute bros

I may be a trial but you should still suck it

https://files.catbox.moe/7bf42c.png

>>535130209
>khagan
Ah, someone remembers my origin.

>>535129624
im gonna hug you... im gonna hug you

>>535129923
Built for khagan BVLLS

>>535130276
Albacunny!

>>535130354
Ew, gross

>>535130180
need to meet and ask for tips on drawing fat girls...

>>535130387
that isnt my name...

>>535129224
>your Materia?
I don't believe in Australia

>>535128626
my wife

Futa is just some shit a failed male plays after being so socially stunted they couldn’t pull an actual female so they have to appeal to the lowest common denominator and please other faggots larping as women

Project Pat, a nigga that's down for his crown mane

>>535130351
need a femlala there to bounce on you.

>>535130354
Not ew, yum

>>535130351
you look friendly, bro

>>535128092
Glad to hear you're doing better! I'm ok ty, just a little tired.

>>535128784
/pet /pet

big tits or smaller tits on a rava

>>535130159
Thanks :)

>>535130180
Thanks as well!
I don't think Ter'zi would mind trying to have sex with a Hrothwoman, but he'd definitely be worried about having his pelvis powdered by rampant snu-snu

>>535130354
bigger

I just play an average sized F+
6.5in...

>>535130276
i like it it's cute

>>535130354
would frot then bend you over

>>535130628
One big and one small.

>>535129427
adore this fiddie

>>535130421
Happy to help if we meet anon.

>>535130354
*MLEM MLEM MLEM MLEM MLEM MLEM MLEM MLEM MLEM MLEM MLEM MLEM MLEM MLEM MLEM MLEM MLEM MLEM MLEM*

>>535130510
you have to go after the ones that are not gay sis

Definitely different.

>>535130351
Smashing!

>>535130256
It's something you have to do on your own, you have to ask yourself if you truly are, and one day, you'll you'll have your answer.
>>535130319
I wasn't groomed? It's genuinely something I struggled with for a very long time, and only recently I had my self-actualization moment.

>>535130648
6.5 isn’t average you fucking pornsick coomer

>>535130701
yuck

>>535126286 (OP)
How does the OP image pertain to Final Fantasy XIV? And why is the title messed up? Does 4chan.org have any moderators to fix this?

>>535130774
Found the three inch woober

>>535130774
It's my IRL size

>>535130774
>t. dicklette

DOORS !?
With wallpaper !
it only took a decade

>>535130701
yes yes YES
Thanks, good art

>>535130774
It is tho...

>>535130276
can i hypnotize you

>>535130774
I'm 7" irl but then again I don't play a futa

>>535130821
>bragging

>>535130821
Yeah knock off another 2 inches lmao

>>535130701
my hroth needs to plap this fatty so bad

>>535130862
wife

>post the Name of the Forbidden One
>vaca
>troll the thread with an off-topic image and a corrupted title
>nothing happens
Huh?

>>535130764
I guess that explains why you were so transphobic.

>>535130506
Love Project Pat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y5POWTgILk0

>>535129697
ty...do it...

>>535130276
may i pet?

>>535128118
It's kinda ugly, might change it later

>>535130354
ARE YOU ON BALMUNG? (PLEASE SAY YES)

>>535130949
Hello my estranged husband.

>>535128970
what's it like ERPing with a femlala

>>535129373
this is my wife (mine) and i will kill anyone who looks at her

>>535130918
I am IMMUNE to it and WILL DODGE
>>535130654
yeah I've always wanted to change the portrait though but I'm stumped...
>>535130982
of course !!!!

>>535130764
>and only recently I had my self-actualization moment
LOL why are they always like this? This is so fucking funny. I have a bit of shadenfreude, so keep it up "sis".

>>535130921
>>535130774
How is it bragging?

>>535130903
Kys pornsick troon

i never measured mine but it is as long as both my fists combined, is that good?

>>535130140
wife

>>535131096
but you'd look cute hypnotized and saying all sorts of lewd things and probably getting molested.....

>>535131005
You don't belong here.

>>535130304
Is that plate for getting Mahjong Master?
... do I really need to start playing mahjong for a cool plate...

>>535130447
My NA form is unfortunately too powerful and with no fantas left thus I shall be contained in my true form on the Metal Gear Solid 2 server

>>535129923
Same. I'm still waiting for someone to send me a skin mod...

>>535131123
>5 exactly
ngmi

>>535128118
sure why not

>>535131123
SAAAAR, INDIA DOES NOT BRING DOWN THE GLOBAL AVERAGE, SAAR

>>535131007
>ARE YOU ON BALMUNG?
I wish

Fuck it let's run some of the new maps on Brynhildr. I got a full 3 and will probably buy more but feel free to bring your own.
PW: 5555

>invites me to do meso terminal
>queues alexandria
WHAT DID THEY MEAN BY THIS

I don’t have many summer pics so this will have to do I guess.

>this many replies about length
Fat cocks > Pencil cocks

>>535130774
It genuinely is for white people, I see more closer to 7 than to 6

idk about manlets or nonwhites

>>535129016
alphinauds pov

>>535128118
Going from thighlander to fiera barely feels different.

>>535130970
I discovered him recently now he's what's playing 50% of the time I drive https://youtu.be/gOOByveWQ4M

>>535130862
huh??? i'm so behind i thought you were a lalafell

>>535131123
troons cant even get it up so checkmate pajeet

I sure do love penis size and troon discussion in our Danganronpa thread

>>535131320
please be nice to me.

>>535131349
H-hey...

>>535131398
>>535131258

>>535131209
Good news, you get it at Mahjong Enthusiast, so while you do have to get to 1,800 rating you don't have to get all the way to Master at 2,000.

>>535128118
Okay!

>>535131273
not opening for a few hours
pose more +

>>535131514
>that ring glam
I know what you are

Guess who won a yan horn?

>>535131557
Hello!

>>535131686
the bun boy

>>535131634
You fags are weird

How do you get these clean adventurer plates? I can screenshot mine and crop it but the uneven background gets mangled, and it still shows my HUD and wherever I'm at behind the plate itself.

>>535131468
I just don't post a lot or hang out with the thread too much. I've been a femhroth for a minute so I can give people big cat lady hugs.

>>535131558
ok, but in real life, I've never seen a guy who wasn't like 5'8" or some shit be smaller than 6.5

>>535130774
my femezen is 7.2 inches in real life though..

Appal. Effy. Kyoppi.

Now that I have your attention, please apply your usual standards about the following:
>>535130774
>>535131123
>>535131258
>>535128954
>>535128935

lost the yan roll
*cough*
go on without me

>>535131637
i don't know what that means, i've used this ring since i first saw it because it looks cool and normal

>>535131598
How hard is it to pick up mahjong and be able to play it to a non-gluesniffing degree as someone who has absolutely no idea how to play it? I'm unironically gonna learn to get the plate now

I see another fucking DOGSHIT evening is upon me

Where the heck is my commissioner from the auction... I gotta update them on their drawing...

>>535131621
thought it said "cute little sister" and got aroused...

>>535131686
doesn't count if you make everyone pass on it

It’s been awhile since I’ve seen Val

>>535131786
this is the best plate of all time

>>535131464
You should listen to Three 6 Mafia, he co-founded that group. Also listen to the group's solo stuff too.

>>535131781
lol chill unc

>>535131776
>>535130862
CUTE HROTHGAL DETECTED

>>535131824
Chances are I'm shorter than you so I could play the part~

>>535131786
Peak

>>535131794
sure
just know that everyone knows what you're doing on the moon

>>535131781
apply to be a mod

>>535128652
Random, the good ones tend to have f-lists.

>>535131201
I've been here quite a while on and off, I just didn't avatarfag

>>535131714
Do you... Er... Do you wanna hang out one day?

Do you like femboonies?

>>535131634
Sorry I logged off, I'll try again later. No use playing if I can't travel to Balmung.

>>535131941
what does it mean?

>>535130803
Please mods fix this!

>>535131761
Turn off your reshade preset, go to settings, and uncheck the "Clear alpha channel" option. Take a screenshot with your adventure plate up and it'll capture only the hud elements. Make sure to recheck that afterwards or else you'll be taking blank screenshots.

>>535131951
>a melee/tank no longer falls over instantly from bursts sent from 20y away anymore
>this causes the thread to seethe instantly
where have i heard this before

>>535131098
Not sure what's funny?

>>535130862
pretty good hroth but can't compete with fiddie fibblit

>>535132012
Sorry senpai, only interested in females without woober

>>535131906
Holy based... would your moonie so hard like that

>>535131292
ack i missed it :c

>>535130345
>>535131212
>>535129998
Wait did you guys think I meant THAT kind of bunny?

>>535128118
plates

>>535132091
Tanks should be able to tank
Melee should be BTFO trying to 1v24

>>535132176
My (hired) wife

>>535132098
Keep trooning out sis. Everyone else will have a good laugh whenever they see you.

>>535132123
Nice, that would be the whole point after all~

yay work done i can play now
>>535128118
ogeeeeeeeeeeeeyy
>>535129234
aahhh you're mad

>>535131951
Just pink ward his snake scales bro.

>>535131868
I just checked I already have Stay Fly in my playlist, I'll go check out their other stuff now though I had no clue

>secure
whatever I didn't want to fl today anyways

>>535132159
glub wife

>>535132159
Fuck meant to reply to >>535128118
gonna GMS

>>535132275
Why the hell do people call you Poyo

>>535132112
Fair enough. I had to shoot my shot lol. It's always a no if you never ask :3

Still, good looking Malezen. Good job!

>>535132091
It's the only one that can do it though. There's like 3 god classes in frontlines and the rest can't do shit. It's fucking boring.

>>535132159
Sechen Torgud more like Sechud Torbad

>>535131951
you could actually do it before as well

Hottest malera?

>>535131514
I heard you're a latino druggie fatass with a facetat, is this true?
When r u gonna kill urself?

>>535131069
actual husband detected!!

>>535132176
Good work on the map runs.

>>535130379
i am an enjoyer of thighlanders and thighlander history, i would not forget
i hope you enjoy your journey

>>535132090
I see! I'll give it a try tomorrow. Thanks for the advice! There's so many little hidden options in the menu that aren't really explained in the game lol.

>>535131069
Calm down Victor.

>>535132360
Cuz she carved a kirby into her skin once

>>535131761
Do this >>535132090 but also in my experience if your plate has any transparency you should try to find a black background to use or else you'll capture a bit of game in the background hidden in the partial transparency. Use some invalid weather setting if you want a pitch black skybox to use as background.

>>535131951
I get meteoplapped whenever I try to do that

>>535132520
And you too!

>>535132159
did you like my plate glubba?

>>535132686
Which plate is yours?

>>535132598
Oh god I really thought that Kirby had no connection and it was just a coincidence

>>535132613
Gotcha! :)

>>535132686
I LOVE THESE LIZARDS

>>535132613
Really I would just throw it in paint.net and put a black background layer when I'm cropping it.

>>535132159
heckin glub

>>535132626
Didn't even notice if was you in the party due to the name change lol

so, easiest way to get alts from limsa to gridania to pick up free fanta?

>>535131172
. . . . . . . . . . . . .

>>535131514
Haiii, you're my favorite

>>535132970
>they still insta lose

>>535132623
Might have to start playing MNK just to do that even though I don't really care for it.

>>535132970
Pretty sure even a 20 foot tall Femra would still instantly lose.

>>535132775
the one you replied to

>>535133009
i'll take that as a yes!

>>535131806
I got the plate within about 1-2 months of learning the bare minimum basics of Mahjong, you could probably manage if you try

>>535132360
IT'S NOT FOR THE REASON ANON SAID IT'S FROM AGEPOYO(gyaru slang for high tension) i used to be a gyaru. its what people called me when i was a Known Person on /a/ and it stuck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fzj-r62YHAY

favorite moonies????

>>535131758
If he won the mount, I would've killed myself.

>>535131826
I rolled a 98 :3 It squeaks when summoned and un-summoned.

>>535132781
Bitches be crazy man

>>535133167
Ah.
The thighlander's plate is gud. Yes.

Mfs will say "WU/T <3" and then get upset when a stranger talks to them.

>fifteen (15!!) San d'Oria runs
>finally saw the Aiming top drop
>rolled a 5
>I was the only phys ranged so i got it anyway

>>535131806
I recommend learning from a source outside XIV's mahjong first, XIV doesnt really have a tutorial to speak of and its "hint" system is really bad. I myself started when XIV mahjong came out and was clueless, but it got me interested. I started playing Mahjong Soul and reading online resources that helped me learn a lot better, then I came back to XIV and performed pretty well. If you can get the core basics down you can usually manage pretty well, then the rest boils down to luck as always.

>>535128640
You sure you don't want? I made a cat on Coeurl.

>>535133172
uhm...

>>535133273
You are so fragile that you had to vent here about it too..

i am

a 0 bust femra

>>535129664
>>535129760
Do NOT ;_;
>>535130380
/hug

>>535133475
now post your lala...

babe this c*ck is your property....

>>535133554
I am a wooberless 100 bust rava fiera on a mission to destroy all flatties!!

>>535128118
I should make a new one I keep forgetting

>>535133739
>100 bust
This is at least 250 bust.

>>535133554
My sunnie+ would nuzzle you all dau

i am a fiddie

>>535133554
lol you're basically a malera

Go to bed.

>>535132931
Oh lol, no worries

>>535133957
No, I'm watching X-Files!

How's this one lookin', bros?

>>535133687
you fool... you used the CURSED HYPNOSIS ABILITY that KILLS FEMLALAS

>>535133957
I just got home

>>535133662
hey did you craft us a pair of wedding rings yet

Wish me luck tomorrow

>>535133957
this >>535134013

>>535133957
When you got the best pillows on your chest?

>>535134035
thrown aside after being used by a pool hroth

>>535133541
name and shame sis.

>>535134035
no...
nice butt by the way...

>>535133662
where can I get those overalls for my femlala?

>>535134035
i'll come raise you eventually

>>535134085
THOSE DONT EXIST IN THE POOL THEYRE COVERED IN FUR THEYD SMELL LIKE WET DOGS!!!!!
>>535134134
WHAT!!!!

>>535133739
do you like rava with woobers

>>535132829
A celebratory moment? Practicing wrestling moves? Who knows? Love these little goofs.

>>535134209
your butt is molestable!!!

>>535134209
hroths can bathe silly

>>535133957
I am just about to, but I am still mad I haven't been able to get the shot I wanted before I leave for the land of spaghetti

Also you should follow your own advice!

>>535133541
i'd leave too, if i had to look at your ugly mug

>>535133224
succumoonie

the only thing more gay than f+ on f-/f+ is when two dudes erp f- on f-

>>535134208
glub blub brbrbrbrbrbrbrbbrbrbbb (that's me drowning HORRIBLY)
>>535134296
WHAT THE HECK
>>535134316
sorry I just thought of a wet hroth looking like one of those soaking wet cats nd I'm giggling really hard now

My hrothgal...
Is uh
Forget it...

>>535133739
post boobs

all the new ebins (male and female) are dogshit. ugly.

>>535134391
look i'd come sooner but i'm stuck in traffic, just hold on... :(

>>535133739
Sheeeeeeeeeesh

junkoshit made all leave

>>535134290
Based

>>535134429
Define "new"

>>535134290
What the hell is that haircut?

>>535134271
From what I could tell, being a bit away from those little goofs, was that dodo thought the water looked like it would feel nice and dust bunny assumed that was an urgent request. It was all a bunch of silly noises so maybe I got it all wrong? Hard to tell with those three but they're always fun to have around.

>>535134429
They can't all be bangers like Val or Macchi.

>>535134359
I will tell you a secret
the best pizza in Italy is made by Egyptians so find a good kebab place and get one there, you can thank me later

Mini-Mappingway updated to v1.0.1.0.

>>535134616
anyone from the past 3 months, hopefully some of the new ones eventually make good characters or stop avatarfagging 5 times a thread.

>>535133205
>used to be
what changed?

>>535134793
I'm safe, nice

i am still
a male moonie

>>535134793
anyone from the last two expansions*

>>535134793
>been here longer than 3 months
i'm so back!

>>535133739
do you like elfs

>>535134889
Still safe, nice

Huh

>>535135036
unless you've got huge tits you're wasting your time

>>535128118
I like it atleast.

>>535135061
They always show up to events

>>535134164
I feel you. We barely get any.
https://files.catbox.moe/8byydi.ttmp2
It's by a modder named Berrymilk. They're called "candy jelly love." IIRC I found this on a discord server or something. I'd link you the site but I can't remember it. Mod's in the catbox though. It is my favorite outfit as of late, despite having it for years. You can customize it as well, with buttons and things. It also comes with an undershirt, and some shoes, but I just equip the "pants" portion to keep the overalls and then I remove everything else. If you do this, be ready to have something underneath it unless you wanna be doing a topless overall look...
>>535134060
I cannot.

>>535134974
Abomination

Evening stretches...

>>535134823
i just kinda grew apart from the subculture, fell way back into goth and the like. i was gyaru for like, a while, ran a twitter where i posted characters daily, translated slang, made info threads, etc. though a more real answer is i probably just have too much tied in my mind of the 'old me' whom i greatly dislike & my era of sexwork and whatnot

You guys have some pretty cute characters

>>535134793
get a hobby you fat cunt

>>535134793
Pass the cutoff, let's gooooo

>>535133739
HOW DO YOU PRONOUNCE MCH?

>>535121441
https://files.catbox.moe/7gyy8r.png

hope this is good enough

>>535133957
Don't gotta tell me twice

Anyone want to give me 800 yyasulani garlic, I'll trade you my kidney

>>535135201
thanks

>>535135236
DO YOU LIKE FIDDIES

>>535135201
Thank you !!

>>535135236
It is, thanks for remembering :3

>>535135201
She's a ghoulish pale creature that stares at Malera until they get creeped out and leave

>>535135201
I don't but that's okay. I might make him cute one day though
>t. Miera

>>535135236
Bigger

>>535135380
What did they put in this wahoo’s food

>>535135327
bigly
>>535135367
yw sis

My head hurts

>>535135380
Get a tan!

>>535135236
bigger

>>535135236
Nice cock

>>535134885
a maloonster, some would say

Otis is one of my favorite ebins.

>>535135253
Can I trade for a blowjob instead?

My femlala has been talking to people literally nonstop since she woke up 12 hours ago and is socially fulfilled but very very tired now...

>>535135380
the perfect canvas for my femlala to paint

>>535135380
Bigger

>>535135504
Drink water and eat something, then go lay down without looking at any screens or lights.