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Anonymous No.535132294 >>535133259 >>535167935 >>535364472
/mcg/ - Minecraft General
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β–Ί 1. WELCOME
We discuss Minecraft news, projects, build ideas, clients, etc. Share server stories and keep the screenshots coming, we want to see builds!

β–Ί 2. NEWS
>1.21.8 is out (bugfixes only)
https://www.minecraft.net/en-us/article/minecraft-java-edition-1-21-8
>Copper golem, copper decorations, and shelves coming this fall
https://www.minecraft.net/en-us/article/minecraft-snapshot-25w32a

>Hermitcraft season 10
http://hermitcraft.com/

β–Ί 3. USEFUL LINKS
>Fuck Microsoft, play cracked Minecraft with these launchers:
https://polymc.org

>Mods that you will need 100% of the time:
https://modrinth.com/mod/no-chat-reports (removes telemetry and chat reporting)
https://modrinth.com/mod/sodium (optimizes (replaces) render engine)
https://modrinth.com/mod/lithium (optimizes various game mechanics)

>Essential Resource Packs:
https://modrinth.com/resourcepack/c4music (removes non-C418 song and adds some album-only songs)
https://modrinth.com/resourcepack/acclimate (works with the above pack, but keeps a handful of newer songs that don't clash with C418's songs)
https://modrinth.com/resourcepack/golden-days (restores the beta look)
https://modrinth.com/resourcepack/programmer-art-plus (restores the pre-1.14 look)

>Got turned into a nigger?
Use this resource pack to remove all new skins (Alex came out 11 years ago, sorry) https://arweave.net/-ESwheeDiXbTpmFBqIhAb9ZtOqZoDRuYxY9WoOOv_nQ/[MC]%20Classic%20Skins.zip
or this mod to set your own https://github.com/IMB11/SkinShuffle
>The Minecraft Wiki:
https://minecraft.wiki

>Tools and resources
https://www.chunkbase.com
https://blockcolors.app/
https://www.blockpalettes.com/

>1.7.10 server authentication option (Got shafted by M$? You can still [multi]play!)
https://github.com/lubinacourec/SeamlessAuth

>Servers
anon.minecraft.best
>>>/vm/minecraft
>best
>implying

>FAQs:
https://pastebin.com/n42iBCWu
https://pastebin.com/xigRFjcK
https://pastebin.com/YedwJKFU

>Previous
>>534111015
Anonymous No.535133068
MAINCRA :D
Anonymous No.535133259
>>535132294 (OP)
image the smell...
Anonymous No.535133320 >>535135449
Anonymous No.535133938 >>535135338 >>535139871
>>535132639
>I think what they might end up doing is release a final update for Java (maybe even make a whole event out of it and name it version 2.0) and then stop updating it
that actually sounds more plausible. that way they don't have to strong-arm the players again. it's just, too bad guys.
not updating Java would actually be the best of both worlds, assuming they iron out all the longstanding bugs and get some optimization in there before they stop updating. there's enough vanilla content and i think they are running out of ideas.
Anonymous No.535135285
They'll just say the water shit in Java is too much and kill it for Bedrock
Anonymous No.535135308 >>535135610 >>535137662 >>535138187
Do you guys watch minecraft youtubers? what is the most popular content out there? people doing redstone machines, big builds, dumb stuff or average regular gameplay?
Anonymous No.535135338
>>535133938
Exactly. You'll still have Java for all your modding and redstone needs (and in fact it might be the best case scenario for modders since they'll finally have a single "definitive" version for modding and will no longer have to version chase), but they'll keep finding new shiny keys to dangle in front of players to lure people to play Bedrock. inb4 The End update will be Bedrock-exclusive
>assuming they iron out all the longstanding bugs and get some optimization in there before they stop updating
I doubt they'll even bother with that, at most they might fix any serious bugs and then just leave it as is (and blame it on Java being Java, all the more reason to move to Bedrock, trust us, it's much more polished!)
One catch I might expect from them though is that 2.0 will be the only version you can download and official downloads for old versions will be pulled down (why would you want to play these old, obsolete versions?)
This will still upset people, but it'll be a much smaller group of people who are either nostalgiafags, or play modded 1.7.10/1.12.2/1.16.5. Everyone else won't care since they'll still have their Java version and all the current mods (ones that are currently either version chasing or stick to "major" versions only, that is) will eventually update to 2.0 and remain there
Anonymous No.535135449
>>535133320
Amogus
Anonymous No.535135610 >>535150294
>>535135308
https://youtu.be/vEO2hSVxiDM?si=LjeAAl2v-vAw0wJP&t=4930
Anonymous No.535137662
>>535135308
There was a week where Parkour Civilization was trending on twitter.
It was nice.
Anonymous No.535138187
>>535135308
Number1snifferblockfan
Anonymous No.535138273
build 1 (one) house
Anonymous No.535139871 >>535140179
>>535133938
they can't just keep adding random blocks and materials forever, they will probably add stuff like chairs tables and random decorations, then when they run out of ideas, they will bloat the game with more random ugly overdesigned mobs until Microsoft says enough when they lose 1% of revenue 10 years later
at that point modern minecraft will be so bloated for java so they will do the "big jump update" where they finally ditch java adding tpm/denuvo antipiracy measures to bedrock and making modding illegal outside their marketplace.
finally they will milk the bedrock fans until the game gets forgotten by eveyone 20 years later being replaced by AR open world games
Anonymous No.535140179 >>535140514
>>535139871
30 years in the future we'll either be extinct or living in the AI-created utopia, with total sensory immersion VR games.
Anonymous No.535140514 >>535140774
>>535140179
*distopia
Anonymous No.535140774
>>535140514
no we'll just be dead. there will be no "human resistance", the AI will wipe us out with mirror life or something.
Anonymous No.535141271 >>535164228 >>535531276
Asking again since there's a new thread: What's the best "Minecraft if they never hired Jappa"/programmer art style texture pack? I've been using Golden Days, but some of the textures just plain look wrong, like barrels or most villager workstations, and it leaves pigmen's heads wide like the modern piglins despite giving them older looking textures. Are there any that keep the general designs and color palettes of post-jappa blocks but makes them sharp, higher contrast, and kind of crunchy like the old programmer art?
Anonymous No.535146829
decorative water features
Anonymous No.535150294
>>535135610
SOVL
Anonymous No.535151725
Does quasi-connectivity work the same for crafters as for droppers?
Anonymous No.535153356 >>535153486
I just realized an enderman placed a dirt block which allowed one of my cows to escape his stall
what are the odds
Anonymous No.535153486 >>535173180
>>535153356
and technically it was a grass block inside a barn with a sand floor so I KNOW I didn't place it
Anonymous No.535154627
I think I've finally settled on a redesign for my smithing guild. My previous one had too much open space and the building ended up too rectangular/blocky. I'll probably cull one of the extensions on the right side, as I think I only need one other forge set up (for glassblowers)
Anonymous No.535156139 >>535158373
does this make any sense or am i just retarded? wiki says it generates in high elevations (it does) but the graph shows nothing.
Anonymous No.535158261 >>535165948
Anonymous No.535158373 >>535158473
>>535156139
99.9% of the time there's nothing but air that high.
Anonymous No.535158473
>>535158373
ah, that makes sense.
Anonymous No.535161279 >>535161517 >>535163242 >>535164336
This is what I ripped down
Anonymous No.535161517 >>535163242 >>535163256 >>535164336
>>535161279
And this is what I've replaced it with instead.
Anonymous No.535163242 >>535164336
>>535161279
looks like a fantasy hotel

>>535161517
looks like an industrial building with a face
Anonymous No.535163256 >>535164336
>>535161517
I like the contrast. Very bold and smooth
Anonymous No.535164228 >>535534472
>>535141271
Eld Pack has really nice art but i doubt its updated anymore. It's also not programmer art
Anonymous No.535164336 >>535164515
>>535161279
>>535161517
>>535163242
>>535163256
Thanks. I've long tried using granite in a build and never really liked it. This is my first build with blackstone, too.
My old design had this big open workshop space, but I had trouble placing infrastructure in a way that I was happy with.
The three little ground-floor wings are going to contain a furnace set up each. One for metal work, one for glass work, and one for pottery.
Anonymous No.535164515
>>535164336
Of course I forget to attach the picture
Anonymous No.535165948 >>535167139
>>535158261
What are these trees?
Anonymous No.535167139
>>535165948
acacia by the shape if vanilla
Anonymous No.535167935 >>535170738
>>535132294 (OP)
>FAQs:
>https://pastebin.com/n42iBCWu
>https://pastebin.com/xigRFjcK
>https://pastebin.com/YedwJKFU
What's the usecase of having 3 identical pastebins in OP?
Anonymous No.535168948
So I've been watching the ish civilization videos (shut up I'm going somewhere with this) and another world has ended with a big battle of an invading army and a solitary position that the opposing enemy is boxed in and so inevitably runs out of blocks and pieces to defend itself and falls.

And I think the big reason these forts fail is BECAUSE they're stationary. The attacking team has the ability to move in different parts of the map the defending team never does.

Is there a redstone machine that could exist as either a big moving base or loads of small movable chunks of a larger form?

Or should you just do a swiitcharoo maneuver and make them think they're raiding the base and it's actually a shell of a big obsidian box system three blocks sick you build your minimal 'fortress on, only to close the doors and turn the attackers into defenders now trapped in their own formation, and go in as Minecraft Hannibal and do a Cannes at the end against this larger force they always throw against the tightknit isolationist kingdoms at the end to easily beat.
Anonymous No.535170738
>>535167935
redundancy
Anonymous No.535173104 >>535175121 >>535229593
the Cross
Anonymous No.535173180 >>535217526
>>535153486
fucking enderniggers

I keep finding moss blocks outside of my hedge maze; that shit takes a while to find to replace
Anonymous No.535174764 >>535175123 >>535175537 >>535435890
>make it to the end for the first time
>try to throw an ender pearl to a floating island so i can cross it
>miss and hit the side of the island
>fall to my death
>lose a full set of heavily enchanted diamond armor + tools
well i think i'm done with this seed, ggs fellas
Anonymous No.535175121 >>535181345
>>535173104
I'm not sure you'll be able to see it when they add the fog to match vibrant visuals.
Anonymous No.535175123
>>535174764
should have been more careful
Anonymous No.535175537 >>535175808 >>535176687 >>535179290 >>535182617
>>535174764
of course they wouldn't have the courtesy to just have your shit spawn by the ledge if you fall into the void
how the fuck do you even get the wings then? there was only one teleporter in the dragon arena, and it planted me on deserted island, so i used the pearls to try and travel and look at me now
so what now? do i just go back to the overworld and find a different stronghold so i can refight the dragon and hope RNG gives me an ender city next time?
Anonymous No.535175808
>>535175537
you should have practiced with the pearls beforehand so you had a good feel for how they work
or you should have brought plenty of blocks to make bridges with
Anonymous No.535176687 >>535234986
>>535175537
You didn't bring a pickaxe? You're playing Minecraft, you can just collect some blocks and bridge across while crouching. You can eat the plants for food if you're starving.
Another stronghold will just bring you to the same end. Even if you got another gateway, it's the same everywhere in the end unless you get lucky. Almost like the endgame place where you find awesome loot is supposed to be hard and treacherous or something.
Anonymous No.535179290
>>535175537
get a happy ghast and fly there
Anonymous No.535181345
>>535175121
a friend of mine took picrel with shaders

i think it adds to the ominous feeling, idk
Anonymous No.535182093 >>535184053 >>535198358
Is polymc beter than tlauncher?
Anonymous No.535182617 >>535234986 >>535304086
>>535175537
lmao dumbass didn't bring a pickaxe or building blocks. i make sure to carry 64 dirt wherever i go
Anonymous No.535182935 >>535183095
64 logs; jungle or spruce
Anonymous No.535183095
>>535182935
spruce
or use a bundle to take 32 each if possible
Anonymous No.535184053 >>535191520 >>535198358 >>535262029
>>535182093
Isn't TLauncher generally avoided because of malicious code or whatever?
Anonymous No.535191520 >>535196879
>>535184053
First result I got on this got a faggot crying about piracy so I'm gonna need a source for that
Anonymous No.535196643 >>535245563
reminder that Billy Mitchell won
Anonymous No.535196770
...the eternally disgraced contest.
Anonymous No.535196879
>>535191520
I don't have any, it's purely through osmosis. I use MultiMC myself
Anonymous No.535198358 >>535201662
>>535184053
Yeah, something like that. The original creators went on to create legacy launcher I think.
>>535182093
I use poly but it has instances instead of profiles which I don't want to use since I want to have all my worlds and resource packs on any version I open. It's a pain to change versions frequently on one instance becuase the edit window takes so long to load and you have to scroll through the list of versions and it doesn't tell you which ones you have installed. Do other instanced launchers have this problem as well? Do any have profiles?
Anonymous No.535198438
I use cracked prism, despite having a "premium" account
Anonymous No.535198848 >>535208043
Any mods that make bees useful?
https://litter.catbox.moe/y07i4ci965110me4.png
Anonymous No.535199259 >>535212534
Post your refurbed desert temples
Anonymous No.535201662
>>535198358
Multi, Poly, Polly, Prism, etc. are all forks of the same project, so they all behave very similarly. I've never had a problem with the instances, though. It's nice to be able to have different versions of the same mod for different versions of the game. You can't downgrade worlds anyway, as far as I know, so using the same world with different versions of the game seems like a recipe for disaster
Anonymous No.535208043
>>535198848
erm bees are useful they make wax and pollinate crops
Anonymous No.535212534
>>535199259
If I was doing a desert temple I'd probably copy ideas from the Islamic golden age rather than putting crosses on top, but maybe you could add some templar banners to complete the theme
Anonymous No.535217526
Here is a quick guide I just made for repelling mobs and some other stuff I added along the way, please tell me any mistakes or things I should add.
>>535173180
They should add the ability to repel them with parrots.
Then you could just place parrots around the maze or in your barn or wherever.
Anonymous No.535217752
POST YOUR@RE SKIN
Anonymous No.535217969
No
Anonymous No.535218058
NOW!
Anonymous No.535218652 >>535436146
I've built local architectural building in my city

I wish I did that in vanilla
Anonymous No.535219237 >>535219597 >>535221107 >>535249039
The Game developer of Path of Exile left the company a while ago to spend all of his ritch as money on Magic the gathering cards and now has a youtube channel for his takes on games and the industrie hes now talking about minecraft

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fe2CFfLaL38
Anonymous No.535219597
>>535219237
bald
Anonymous No.535221107 >>535226426 >>535231218
>>535219237
>Is Minecraft actually a hardcore action RPG?
I don't even want to watch it when the title is that fucking stupid
Anonymous No.535226426
>>535221107
Minecraft is actually a puzzle game, we just know most of the answers already so we don't treat it as such.
Anonymous No.535229593
>>535173104
cross are weak
crucifix is where it's at
there needs to be a made or something nailed to that fucking cross
Anonymous No.535231218 >>535232273 >>535232282 >>535233703
>>535221107
Damn, these mods be crazy

https://youtu.be/9Utxpv5iApM
Anonymous No.535232273
>>535231218
That was meant to be a shitpost, not a reply
Anonymous No.535232282
>>535231218
>https://youtu.be/9Utxpv5iApM
unironically cool except i'd rather not princess carry her, makes it hard to do inventory management
Anonymous No.535233703 >>535237902
>>535231218
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zgw6pdS2SH4
Anonymous No.535234986
>>535176687
>>535182617
that screenshot was from after i died and went back to check for my shit, of course i brought blocks and tools with me the first time, i just wanted to try the teleporting to save on them
Anonymous No.535236478 >>535436465
the other day i fell off my happy ghast and lost a full set of diamond armor + tools
the game is kind of punishing, it's easy to get to diamond sure it's also easy to lose 30+ diamonds to one dumb fucking move.
Anonymous No.535236627
Use KeepInventory true if it keeps bothering so much.
Anonymous No.535236694 >>535237850 >>535238057
Bee/flower dome, axolotl dripstone cave underneath
cottage with wandering trader
pale garden park
hedge maze
nether portal
guest mushroom house
creaking enclosure
sea pickle farm
frog enclosure (two of each)
camels
turtles
pandas (chocolate and the somersault one)
sniffers
sheeps
cows (all three types)
pigs (all three)
chickens (all three)
cocoa beans
donkeys
sweetberries
armadillos
strider
polar bear (behind the bamboo)
beetroot
parrots (all five)
yellow flowers and pink flowers (spots to use bonemeal on)
goats
glowing lichen (under the cows)
dogs (five breeds, I think)
ocelots
cacti
pumpkins
melons
wheat
bamboo
rabbits (missing the black and black/white ones)
nether wart
sea grass
sugarcane
llamas (one for each carpet color + wandering trader one)
composter
red hanging vines (useless)
kelp
the colorshifting sheep
colored sheep (one of each color)
foxes (both kinds)
pillagers
bats (dont have any yet)
carrots
potatos
stone pit for growing big trees, turning dirt to clay, turning dirt to mycelium, or mass farming netherwort on occassion
tropical fish aquarium
fountain
horse speed testing track
horse stables
Anonymous No.535237850
>>535236694
decorative well and mushroom trees (in front of house)
as well as my concrete conversion pool
ghast docking tower (other side of house)
fishing pond
happy ghast pool to the right of that
tree/mushroom farm (basically never used)
music disc collection bunker
magazine (gunpowder/tnt storage), the obsidian box to the left of the chasm
dirt pile, cobble pile (containers for storing inside)
secondary guest house beside the bridge
decorative mario pipe (might make a tunnel someday)
mob gauntlet snake skeleton

under my house is:
stalagtite lava cauldron
mud draining stalagtites for clay
two railways heading off to a big mine and a geode, respectively
two chunk loader pearl stasis chambers
a long hallway for aging copper blocks

you can see one of my docks in these pics, I have another dock inside a cave along the sea cliff, near the bee dome
im working on a big castle nearby for housing villagers and doing raids

my house has storage, all the workstation blocks, alchemy, enchanting, decorations
Anonymous No.535237902 >>535252513
>>535233703
Does it come without the tsundere?
Anonymous No.535238057
>>535236694
decorative well and mushroom trees (in front of house)
as well as my concrete conversion pool
ghast docking tower (other side of house)
fishing pond
happy ghast pool to the right of that
tree/mushroom farm (basically never used)
music disc collection bunker
magazine (gunpowder/tnt storage), the obsidian box to the left of the chasm
dirt pile, cobble pile (containers for storing inside)
secondary guest house beside the bridge
decorative mario pipe (might make a tunnel someday)
mob gauntlet snake skeleton

under my house is:
stalagtite lava cauldron
mud draining stalagtites for clay
two railways heading off to a big mine and a geode, respectively
two chunk loader pearl stasis chambers
a long hallway for aging copper blocks

you can see one of my docks in these pics, I have another dock inside a cave along the sea cliff, near the bee dome
im working on a big castle nearby for housing villagers and doing raids

my house has storage, all the workstation blocks, alchemy, enchanting, decorations
Anonymous No.535242518 >>535290873
Anonymous No.535242857 >>535248142 >>535258843 >>535293709
>>535010295
Thanks to that anon who failed to make a circular field and the other one who posted the graph, it helped me build a good cylindrical lighthouse
Anonymous No.535242961 >>535243326 >>535245563
>this entire shitshow going on with roblox right now
>they’re now being sued by the state of louisiana
minecraftbros we stay KINGS, here’s to another 15 years and more!
Anonymous No.535243326 >>535247285
>>535242961
What happened?
Anonymous No.535245563
>>535242961
What does that have to do with minecraft? The two games are very different, roblox isn't even a game, never understood the comparison other than dumb parents thinking they both look boxy and lego.
>>535196643
Also what does this have to do with minecraft?
Anonymous No.535247285 >>535259191 >>535265590
>>535243326
>due the playerbase being mainly children, it attracts pedos pretending to be more kids
>devs do less than the minimun
>people get tired of it
>1 guy who worked with the police capturing a handful of pedos made it to the news
>roblox decides to ban that guy rather than improve safety for children in their platform
>now people are mad at the CEO and well, roblox in general
Anonymous No.535248142 >>535290873
>>535242857
To be honest, a lot of the circles in the image look wonky. 6 and 8 look very octagonal. I'd add an extra block on each corner of 8 and make the 6 a square without corner blocks. The layer between 8 and 6 is a monstrosity if that's supposes to be a circle.
Anonymous No.535249039
>>535219237
Cool. Minecraft is an "everything" game, really.
Anonymous No.535252513
>>535237902
that's the best part. you don't want a bratty maid?
Anonymous No.535258843 >>535290873
>>535242857
i am that anon. i decided not to fix it after meditating on it. i can make other things that are circle. i'm planning a tower too, probably bigger than this because i am autistic.
i like your lighthouse, it looks comfy. now build Rapture.
Anonymous No.535259191
>>535247285
desu shitbox should be banned alongside tiktok, my siblings prefer to play shitty broken horror games in there instead of pokemon, I tried to make them play minecraft in pc and they didn't like it and went to play an android playstore bootleg instead, it's so over
Anonymous No.535260837 >>535261018 >>535261505 >>535262339 >>535262581 >>535263548 >>535267093 >>535268275 >>535281345 >>535294298 >>535298319
Anyone have any ideas on a new way to make renewable sand without needing to use a bug or exploring for hours on end?

I mean from a design perspective for future updates.
What kind of game mechanic would make sense as a way to "grow sand"?
I think updates that normalize certain bugs in the form of unique new content might be a way to incentive Mojang into making better updates. Many Mojang employees have voiced they want to implement features that make bugs obsolete. One of the Java coders said explicitly that "growing sand" would need to be a critical part of patching together a tighter progression system so I've been trying to gather ideas on the concept.

Implementing a way to grow sand would make TNT significantly more reasonable to "farm" instead of traveling miles or using glitches to duplicate it. Again, it would also help tighten progression if "growing sand" would be noticeably a real incentive to make large amounts of TNT.

I know at least one of you has tought of this dilemma.

Please understand I am sincerely trying to find a solution to a problem that even Mojang is trying to solve.
I just want deeper content updates and stuff like this keeps them from messing with the overall survival progression, which is in sore need of repair.
Anonymous No.535261018 >>535261764
>>535260837
If you dynamite stone it can turn into gravel (like 10% chance) but if you dynamite gravel it can turn into sand. It'll be like one of those modpacks where you just make everything from nothing
Anonymous No.535261505 >>535262581
>>535260837
Same guy, here.

My current idea would be to have a new block that can turn dirt or stone into sand or gravel. It would require red stone and be some sort of little crushing machine that has a cool piston effect or somethingm

With the new block you can use the lava tap system to grow cobblestone then crush it into sand.

Boom
"Growing Sand"
Anonymous No.535261764
>>535261018
That's cool to know but how do you get the sand to make the dynamite?
See the problem here?
This dilemma has been an issue for over 5 years.

There's no reasonable way to have renewable sand yet. The method you suggested requires going to find sand first. That or duplicating it with a bug. It's not a solution, however neat it is. Definitely remembering that one.
Anonymous No.535262029 >>535263561
>>535184053
Wait what? I thought they fixed that. Fractionizer or whatever
Anonymous No.535262339 >>535265508 >>535294298
>>535260837
Without adding a new block (like the ever present "crusher" style blocks in modded) I think it would have to be implemented in an item degredation style.
Currently when silverfish pop out of a stone block the block is wholly destroyed, there could be a change where instead of being destroyed the stone is turned into gravel or sand.
Ravagers could eat rocks and return sand, gravel, and clay.
Iron golems could pick up rocks to throw and that would "shatter" into other blocks when it hits a hostile mob.
Anonymous No.535262581 >>535265508
>>535260837
>>535261505
Basically every industrial mod ever has included something that crushes stone/cobblestone down to gravel and gravel down into sand. I'm not sure it's worth adding a dedicated block for, but maybe it could be something the stonecutter could do? That kind of feels cheap though.
Anonymous No.535262746 >>535265798 >>535266150
>A sand dimension but if you mine any of the sand the whole dimension collapses
You could call The Send (sand end). IDK there's probably a better pun here
Anonymous No.535263548 >>535265508
>>535260837
Add sandstorms to deserts and badlands, place down open cauldrons and they’ll fill with sand
Anonymous No.535263561 >>535298016
>>535262029
Fractureiser was some random virus (there are plenty like that) embedded into mod .jars that would infect other .jar files and spread that way
The issue with TLauncher is that it was effectively stolen from its devs (who then went on to make Legacy Launher), downloads Minecraft and mod files from its own repositories as opposed to the official ones, is bundled with adware, and uses some shady tactics like IP banning accounts or hiding certain servers hosted by people the devs don't like
There isn't any concrete proof of TLauncher having any actual malware (the only research about it was done by a bunch of guys to advertize another pirate launcher, which ironically also ended up having malware/adware too), but it's closed source, does a lot of shady things that could potentially be malware-like, and its devs are incredibly hostile, so it's not advisable to use it
Anonymous No.535265508 >>535277958
>>535262339
>>535262581
Mods are the obvious solution but that's not the point here. This is a problem that is actively pondered by Mojang and the way to implement it into the currently existing material progression.

The whole idea here is to add a new block that makes "sand growing" a late game aspiration that can also be incorporate into existing farms. Something that requires material that isn't terribly common but also attainable for thinking players.

>>535263548
Storms will never be implemented due to specific company-wide policies but having the ability to set a cauldron under a block of sand to collect it is an idea in and of itself.
Like using the lava drip method but with sand.
Using a cauldron with a shovel equipped could maybe make the cauldron dispense sand in different quantities based on the level of sand in it. Something with the cauldron would be a good idea for farms period.

I deeply appreciate you guys giving your thoughts on the matter by the way.
Anonymous No.535265590 >>535289102 >>535293860
>>535247285
>protect pedos
>chatban people for saying "idiot"
pick two

https://youtu.be/MYatxUreuyw?si=M9Y_biXHZXXCpc-M&t=2530
Anonymous No.535265701 >>535265839
What is this shit and why would I pay 10 more dollars for it?
Anonymous No.535265798 >>535284535 >>535287487 >>535301668 >>535312557
>>535262746
A new dimension period would be nice.
That or make the End less shit.
Anonymous No.535265839 >>535266282
>>535265701
Forgor image
Anonymous No.535266150
>>535262746
>sand dimension
Finally a reason to post this image
Anonymous No.535266281 >>535266513 >>535267308
>Write Bedrock in C++
>Don't make it available in Linux or Mac
???
Anonymous No.535266282
>>535265839
ha ha what fuck are they thinking
Anonymous No.535266318
I wasn't planning on making these rooftops walkable, but it was so easy to punch some holes in the wall and make it so.
Anonymous No.535266513 >>535266986
>>535266281
saar please understand kindly, small indie company doing the needful
Anonymous No.535266986
>>535266513
But isn't C++ Linux's entire thing?
Enough is enough, I'm redeeming.
Anonymous No.535267093
>>535260837
Use dripstone.
Dripstone can convert mud blocks into clay.
Can just implement a similar conversion of some other block into sand. Maybe gravel or dirt?
Anonymous No.535267308
>>535266281
And that's a good thing. Not just because bedcock is shit but also because they'll never delete java edition if it means fucking over all the macfags in the world.
Anonymous No.535268275 >>535439056
>>535260837
go to a desert?
why are tech mod players so lazy
Anonymous No.535268616 >>535270295
I wish there was an autumn themed forest in-game with orange leaves.
Maybe a maple forest or something.
Anonymous No.535270295 >>535277960
>>535268616
They could do this pretty easy with shader trickery if they gave a shit. You just have a greyscale texture and then just multiply it with a colour based off time of year. It wouldn't even need block updates (which is the obvious problem with a billion changing leaves)
Anonymous No.535276890
>giving more copper more uses
>Copper Horns still in limbo
I want my horns Mojang
Anonymous No.535277958
>>535265508
>Mods are the obvious solution but that's not the point here
Yeah, exactly, the point is not to install a mod for it, the point is that this is an issue modders have already tried to tackle many times, and implementing one of their solutions wouldn't be the first time Mojang has yoinked features from mods.
Anonymous No.535277960 >>535299602
>>535270295
they already have grayscale foliage color, that's how biomes work, I don't play modern but I thought they already added autumn trees alongside the pink cherry one
Anonymous No.535279603
Update pyramids to make them larger on the surface and deeper/more maze-like underground, add some new desert themed mobs and have one of them drop sand on death. Maybe some sandstone construct/guardian that protects the pyramids and the loot inside the place, killing them drops sand as they break apart when they die. Add new loot like stylized rugs that you can place on the floor and walls, maybe a new weapon like a scepter that does something cool for rare loot. Give sandstone some better block variations like tuff got, perhaps even add terracotta stairs, walls and slabs along with the decoration of the new pyramids

Add scarabs too that do nothing but behave the same as silverfish and hide in sand/gravel
Anonymous No.535279784 >>535286349
If I wanted to
>buy
MC after many long years since using the Freeβ„’ Java version, it makes sense to go for the official Java one too for the sake of modding? What was even the point of this Bedrock version again?
Anonymous No.535281345 >>535281441
>>535260837
New weather event: sandstorms, filter creates semi blind effect, players and some mobs take slow damage if there are no solid blocks between their head and height limit (not ones like camels), deposits new sand blocks randomly as if by hundreds of creepers over the entire biome.
New craftable player item: whirlwind staff, make it with wind charges and some expensive/rare stuff, can bounce around with it and unlike wind charges can chain the bounces midair without the need for any surface, but unpredictable vectors so you can't just line up mace hits or practically travel with it. Each bounce creates a small whirlwind which can pick up light mobs, maybe sometimes high enough for a few hearts of damage, for a few seconds. Heavier mobs just get trapped and dragged a bit until it peters out. Can also sort of misfire and send the whirlwind in an unpredictable direction or even a small chance of forming on the player or doubling back and sucking them up, to nerf it a bit as a stunlock weapon. Randomly spews out 5-45 falling sand blocks over the three second or so duration of the whirlwind, which settle randomly within about a 15 block radius of the whirlwind, give or take some fraction of its directional velocity.
Anonymous No.535281441
>>535281345
Oh yeah and you can only charge/repair the staff with wind charges and lapis or diamond or something
Anonymous No.535283972 >>535284292
Wow, I think this works. They're not jailbreaking.
Anonymous No.535284292 >>535284521
>>535283972
a villager managed to spawn a cat in my rabbit pen
Anonymous No.535284521
>>535284292
You are a lifesaving anon. I didn't know that cats attacked rabbits. Got to make the interior rabbit hutch nonspawnable as well, then.
Anonymous No.535284535
>>535265798
just put the twilight forest in the game lil mojangy
Anonymous No.535286349 >>535292189
>>535279784
Mobile and console port, since java is officially only supported on desktop platforms.
Anonymous No.535287487
>>535265798
Wouldn't the shit eventually back up and fling back into the toilet?
Anonymous No.535289102
>>535265590
its a common theme with globohomo corporations.

Saying a slur in minecraft is also more likely to lead to a ban than if you groom children.
Same on Discord.
And if you do the deed and expose child groomers, it is you who gets banned.
Anonymous No.535290873
>>535248142
>6 and 8 look very octagonal.
The lighthouse is made of circles from 12 to 6, it's okay if they're a bit octogonal because the flat parts allow for windows. I didn't even think about it but you can go odd numbers too, which probably looks more circular, and you can have a center block
>>535258843
>i like your lighthouse, it looks comfy.
Thanks, it is very comfy lel I'm currently decorating the interior. I'll be checking for your tower now
>now build Rapture.
Well >>535242518
Anonymous No.535291535 >>535291869 >>535440671
I'm a hater of most new additions to Minceraft and I think copper tools are a good addition. Given how common copper is, they'll make for good "disposable tools" like pickaxes and axes that aren't total shit like stone or wood when you want to mine out a shit ton of stone for whatever reason, but don't want to expend your iron or diamond.
Anonymous No.535291869 >>535440671
>>535291535
The gap between stone and iron in terms of progression is so small that there's really no point to copper. If you're already in a cave grabbing coal and stone to smelt your copper then you'll already find some iron with a tinge more effort.
Anonymous No.535292189
>>535286349
Right. So then as long as Java is supported it is the one to go for, even if perhaps it might not be as optimized just because its where the mods are. Thanks.
Anonymous No.535292242 >>535292584
Copper tools are dumb and you will never use them like gold tools. The problem with Minecraft is there is only 2 real axes the define a tools value, durability and speed BUT there's basically no variation between the two, the higher durability weapons are also faster. Mojang also want it to be realistic which is stupid, they could have more innate variation like iron is durable and copper is fast but thats unrealistic. If you had more enchants you could also use the enchantment power thing but the current enchants are lame
Anonymous No.535292584
>>535292242
I think the entire progression system needs to just be thrown out and restarted from scratch honestly. You blast through to diamond tools in like an hour and then get walled by villager trading and enchantment RNG.
Anonymous No.535292778 >>535293082
I've made this suggestion before but if it was up to me i'd redo the enchant system and i'd do it like this. Items have a hidden value that is the maximum enchants they can have, lets say 100. Then every enchant has a value like sharpness 2 could be 30. Then to make the enchant system interesting you add a bunch of higher tier and new enchants so you can only have a limited number of enchants and you have to specialise, like you could efficiency 6 and it costs 60 but that would stop you getting high tier unbreaking. Then as a final twist you could alter the enchant value on different material types so gold tools could have a value of 200 letting you have a bunch more enchants.
Anonymous No.535293082
>>535292778
Honestly doesn't even need to be that complex. Just make an upgrade to the enchanting table that lets you choose what you want. Make it require a new ender dragon drop so it's strictly a "post-game" thing if you must.
Anonymous No.535293709
>>535242857
I really like that dock for whatever reason
Anonymous No.535293860 >>535657952
>>535265590
Meanwhile, "loli" isn't banned and people were wearing shirts that read "child porn" and posted shit like this without getting banned. And, of course, Visa/MasterCard did nothing about it, despite having a melt down about a few incest games on Steam
Anonymous No.535294298
>>535260837
>as a drop
Just make husks drop sand when burned to death (e.g. campfire, fire aspect). Makes sense with the mob and is easy to implement, but also pretty boring

>as a mechanic
Silverfish has fuck all to do right now, but could easily be given the function to drop gravel and/or sand when they pop out of blocks instead of just destroying them. It could even go stone > gravel > sand. That would be more interesting, but also far more difficult for the average player to pull off. Though, does the average player really need to farm tons of sand automatically? It's not like deserts are going anywhere, so this might be the best solution. (Wrote this before I read >>535262339)
Anonymous No.535298016 >>535374701
>>535263561
Thanks for taking the time. So wait, is TLauncher the same as ATLauncher? I'm using this right now, seems fine.
Anonymous No.535298319 >>535436989
>>535260837

-Husks drop on death, add spawn to desert tamples like witches in witch huts
-Craft from quartz (you know, like in real life)
-Grinder block
-Cauldrons and sandstorm

>We can't add any of those ummm.... We can't ok?
Anonymous No.535299602
>>535277960
The only leaves that don't change color based on the biome are pale oak, azalea and cherry, sadly
Anonymous No.535300738 >>535302247
>zed set up his facecam so it looks like he's trapped inside a sheep asshole
Anonymous No.535301668
>>535265798
It's crazy they don't do that when you know all the joke dimensions they made for April's fools, just add the Aether at that point
Anonymous No.535302247 >>535302693 >>535311753 >>535312063 >>535437193
>>535300738
Man, why doesn't everyone just use virtual avatars these days? I don't even watch VTubers myself outside of random clips, but who the fuck wants to look at gameplay with a facecam?
Anonymous No.535302693 >>535303117 >>535303191 >>535303808
>>535302247
I would rather have the guy's actual face and not some anime dogcancer personally
Anonymous No.535303117 >>535303220 >>535303808
>>535302693
These are not your only two options...
https://youtu.be/STYtqGyn1ro?si=Y7O8g6Yk4P9aSA61&t=3095
Anonymous No.535303191 >>535303275
>>535302693
Sorry about your gay
Anonymous No.535303220
>>535303117
but thats exactly the thing I described
Anonymous No.535303275 >>535303496
>>535303191
sorry about your genital mutilation
Anonymous No.535303496 >>535303551
>>535303275
But I'm not American, so my foreskin is actually intact?
Anonymous No.535303551
>>535303496
That's not what I meant
Anonymous No.535303776 >>535305418
reject vslut
embrace gremlin

https://youtu.be/vEO2hSVxiDM?si=ncR2eSv-GKKdta-g&t=7389
Anonymous No.535303808
>>535302693
>>535303117
Why not use a Minecraft sheep?
Anonymous No.535304086
>>535182617
>i make sure to carry 64 dirt wherever i go
I'm sorry to hear that you're so poor
Anonymous No.535305418
>>535303776
Based gremlinenjoyer
Anonymous No.535306451 >>535306560
>Still no concrete stairs
Mojang what the fuck
Anonymous No.535306560 >>535307909
>>535306451
>I love adding new color and texture combinations but I would NEVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVEEEEER RELEASE PAINT FOR WOOD
Anonymous No.535306885 >>535307503
Clay is everywhere, yet it's always in caves where your inventory is already getting full, so I never collect any until I need it and have to go find it. Is there a mod that just doubles the native inventory and nothing else?
Anonymous No.535307503 >>535310583
>>535306885
dude your shulker box??
Anonymous No.535307909
>>535306560
kek true
Anonymous No.535308417
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_p__nyAf4tc
Anonymous No.535310298 >>535311492 >>535312429
another episode of past life with absolutely nothing happening. This is undeniably the worst season of the life series by far. There's no stakes, none of them care anymore.
Anonymous No.535310583 >>535310725
>>535307503
I decided that this world, I'm going to actually try building things, not just grinders and loot hoards and farms, but really try building things that look cool. So I won't get bogged down in palette choice or resource collection too much, I won't "get to lategame" first, I won't collect 10k of everything and get sick of playing in the meantime, I'll just start building with what I have around me.
Any resource I need, to farm, I make a little build for it. I made a barn for cows and pigs (and now llamas), I'm still gathering haybales to fill the loft from my little wheat patch underground but when I get to it I'm going to make a proper farm and garden with a farmhouse nearby. I made a chicken coop with six chickens trapped in the boxes in the ceiling for endless eggs so the rest can wander between the fenced yard and the coop proper. I made a sugar mill, laid out the paths and irrigation around it, modified and shored up elevation changes with stripped birch log terraces, and now I'm building a boiling house, a storage shed, and maybe a two story cattle pen/workhouse once I get the materials, all on the raised hills the landscape naturally put in the way.
The best thing I could find to represent the three cast iron rollers was stacked cauldrons, but I realized I could actually crush the sugarcane (albeit directly into sugar) and collect it mostly within the existing build footprint, so i did since the rollers weren't going to look that great anyways. You just feed the top barrel and sugar comes out the bottom and gets collected by hoppers through the slabs to the output barrel in the back.

Anyways what I really mean to say is I'm not late-game yet and shulkers are a pain to remember and sort.
Anonymous No.535310725
>>535310583
I had to go to the nether for crystals for the observers, which is still the only time I've been, I just popped in, saw some next to me, mined them and left. But to get there I built my nether portal at 0,0 and it was in the ocean, so since I discovered a good geode near my mining staircase under my spawn hut, I built an amethyst path to it at sea level first.
I traded with a wandering trader a few times for pale oak, and I'm using pale oak hanging signs outside of each build, naming and numbering them.
Build #2 was just a little polished diorite fountain, not even well made, and Build #4 was just the tiny chicken coop, but build #5 will be the sugar mill, surrounding plantation, boiling room, storage shed(s), cow and worker bunks. Once I find some villagers I might even lead a few of them back, there will be beds and job blocks in the bunks probably.
Anonymous No.535311492 >>535311815 >>535312429
>>535310298
The problem is that the boogeyman gimmick doesn't activate people. You need something like the secret missions of Secret Life or the murder snails of Wild Life, or most people will just hang around and chat. Playing on older versions doesn't provide anything interesting
Anonymous No.535311753 >>535312063
>>535302247
Because they're cringe as hell, can't stand that tweening animation, ugly af. Not everyone is repulsed by humans. No facecam is still better usually.
Anonymous No.535311815
>>535311492
Completely agree. The gimmick doesn't encourage hostile acts at all.
Anonymous No.535312063 >>535314517
>>535302247
Just not a pedophile
>>535311753
Camless is the GOAT, tone of voice is plenty to convey any emotion which may be relevant. Camless with text on screen for any comment is the ascended GOAT as long as it doesn't get in the way of the footage. But normalfags are in fact lonely and insecure and need comfort and companionship so camless basically directly punishes anyone making the videos for ad revenue.
Anonymous No.535312429 >>535312606
>>535310298
>>535311492
s-shut up you stupid chuds, their new slop just dropped so PAY UP!!!
Anonymous No.535312557 >>535312980 >>535314113 >>535314434 >>535314901 >>535315018 >>535315192 >>535315621 >>535374957 >>535584365
>>535265798
I feel like they're probably trying to think of a way to make a new dimension that stands out
The End is a collection of floating islands, the Nether is caves that go on for eternity.
Anonymous No.535312606
>>535312429
wrong series anon
Anonymous No.535312980
>>535312557
the superflat dimension but with a height limit of 10 so you can neither go into caves nor into the sky, just endless terrain
Anonymous No.535313151
An /mcg/ SMP could be ludokino if there were just a good way to filter out the cringe pedophiles and redditors
Anonymous No.535314113 >>535314467
>>535312557
city dimension
entire map is a procedurally generated city
Anonymous No.535314434
>>535312557
backrooms liminal space dimension
Anonymous No.535314467
>>535314113
I was going to make this but dilapidated superstructure for Minetest, but all of the code and theory was centered around generating natural terrain and the documentation for how you change terrain gen puts me to sleep honestly.
Anonymous No.535314517 >>535315428
>>535312063
>cartoon dogs in now pedophilia
Anonymous No.535314901
>>535312557
just make the fucking aether official already
Anonymous No.535315018 >>535315320 >>535374746
>>535312557
>I feel like they're probably trying to think of a way to make a new dimension that stands out
>The Overworld is the main dimension, where you start out and where most gameplay takes place
>The End is a collection of floating islands, the Nether is caves that go on for eternity.
I they are also probably trying to think of a purpose for a new dimension.
>The Nether was created as a means of faster travel, but with the cost of additional danger. It's also a mid-game progression requirement.
>The End is the end-game goal. In a game with procedurally generated worlds where every player's world is different, having a common singular "end" point makes beating the dragon feel like a definitive end. The End also gives access to an end-game bonus, the elytra.
What would another dimension be? I often see people wanting the Aether to be added, but as it was in the mod, wouldn't that just effectively be a second overworld?
Anonymous No.535315192 >>535315913 >>535318183 >>535348536
>>535312557
How about a shattered dimension? End-like void oceans surrounding scattered continents or archipelagos, each having only a single biome so the player has to hop between them to experience everything the dimension has to offer. Do it right, and it would feel like standing at the end of the world when you're at the edge of an area
Anonymous No.535315320
>>535315018
>but as it was in the mod, wouldn't that just effectively be a second overworld?
How is that a bad thing?
The aether was mostly focused on the dungeons & looting, though, as well as an emphasis on flight (this was a time before elytras were a thing).
Mojang already fucked transportation balancing a long time ago, as elytras+fireworks are significantly better than any other transport method (not counting bugs & exploits), one of many aspects of the game in which they've shot themselves in the foot.
Anonymous No.535315428
>>535314517
You are a pedophile, yes.
Anonymous No.535315621 >>535316456 >>535316548
>>535312557
What about personal pocket dimensions? You could craft a single block portal that you can place and break, and when you enter it, takes you to your own personal pocket dimension. Only you would be able to enter this dimension, if others went through the same portal, it would take them to their own dimension instead. Basically it would, like an Ender Chest that you can enter. It would have to be small, maybe 16x16x16 or 32x32x32 blocks to prevent it from being too overpowered.
Anonymous No.535315913 >>535316409
>>535315192
So you mean a proper end update
I do wish they would make High Seas world gens or even a dimension for it
As in literally the sea is fairly close to build limit and the terrain gen is different so overall islands and archipelagos are in the areas you'd find mountaintops, but they're terraformed like islands not just all craggy peaks, and not actually as rare as really tall mountains. You COULD still go to the seafloor and have 20 or 30 blocks worth of sand, dirt, muck, gravel and some regular stone to search through for ores before you hit bedrock, but just not that much, far better to find an island and mine down through the underwater mountain layers of it.
Unless it's volcanic - unless you have fire res then you can dive in huge magma chambers for diamonds at better rates, and stuff.

Also, non-sunken ships with pirate or trader crews that don't fall in water easily, to encounter between islands as rarer finds, or more commonly generate "docked" in larger port villages.
I think this would require a change/refinement in world gen but it would be great.
Anonymous No.535316409 >>535316593 >>535319835
>>535315913
I think the end should remain somewhat desolate, just with oasis of more interesting stuff. I was thinking more like the overworld but larger oceans, and those oceans were filled with void instead of water, and the biomes were really strange/alien. A water world would be really cool too, though, with 80% of the content being under water
Anonymous No.535316456
>>535315621
Starter is an 8x8
First relatively cheap upgrade is to a 16x16
Much more expensive is 32x32
And the end game grind is for 64x64
Each one has its own color portal and anyone can place the portals anywhere, there is just a bigger cost for bigger pocket dimensions.
You have to first pay the price/do the quests to unlock each size so you can even enter that size's portal at all, then also pay another price for each portal you create, so portals to 8x8 storage rooms aren't much rarer than end portals, but portals to 32x32 palaces or 64x64 factories are likely to be just at one or two locations, or just at big settlements on multiplayer servers. You can give other players access to any of your pocket dimensions either as actual build partners or essentially in adventure mode to just look around and socialize.
Anonymous No.535316548 >>535316838 >>535348490
>>535315621
It would end up like the spaceship in Starbound, where people stop building bases because they can store everything on their ship. Bad idea, in my opinion
Anonymous No.535316593 >>535317365
>>535316409
That's just exactly what everyone wants the end update to be.
But you're right. I also think they should have kept the old nether and made a new and separate underworld dimension for the nether biomes
Anonymous No.535316838 >>535317980
>>535316548
Some would, but you're thinking about it all wrong, imagine building three nice cool-looking houses in different parts of the game world all with their drop chests and at-hand storage giving way to a shimmering portal in the back room with their true, safe shared storage of all valuables or kits or building materials they might need at any of their established locations. They still have to travel because the portal remembers where they entered from and just spits them back out there when done inside, but they don't have to carry their house on their back all the time with a billion shulkers when traveling between locations.
Anonymous No.535316840 >>535317051 >>535317221 >>535317361 >>535325837
I want to be able to build full size boats so I can have my own mobile base. What's the point of oceans if you only have a stupid raft to traverse them? Why are there ship wrecks if moving ships are an impossibility to begin with?
Anonymous No.535316974
are there any modern mods that arent complete shit? genuinely asking
Anonymous No.535317051
>>535316840
>not an aircraft carrier made of iron blocks
souless and typical
Anonymous No.535317221
>>535316840
movecraft figured this out long before official release, in fact, before bukkit
anyways what you really want is to host your own local singleplayer rust or wurm unlimited (with hugely boosted rates) server so you can commandeer and furnish a tugboat in the former, or genuinely build your own ship (albeit to a set design) in the latter to carry all your plant fibers around in.
It's really such a shame there is no modern Wurm with updated graphics, far less grindaholic euro autism, actual explorable content aside from towering demons and terrible pvp, and most importantly an ENTIRELY different community. The actual gathering and crafting gameplay of Wurm is extremely cool and promising just terribly slow and unrewarding.
Anonymous No.535317361
>>535316840
but boat chest!! come on!
Anonymous No.535317365 >>535317576
>>535316593
Maybe it is, but I always imagined an end update like the current end but with small biomes dotted around the place. My idea would feel more like someone took the overworld and broke it apart, so it wouldn't be small biomes dotted across a desolate landscape, but vibrant islands spread across the void. 10,000 hours in MS Paint to illustrate
Anonymous No.535317576 >>535318183
>>535317365
Okay nice but now imagine an end update and they do exactly what they did with the nether, so one of your islands on the right is still moon cheese colored but the rest is islands that are fully exotic biomed like how the rest of the nether isn't all nether waste (though I guess those are sort of painted on since it's mostly plain netherrack underneath most of them)
Anonymous No.535317901
They need to make a dimension about gravity manipulation, not just some levitation like shulker stuff but like that gravity anchor mod and you have to navigate a hostile alien industrial facility where everything is enclosed but there are still some long shafts so if you are stupid with how you shift gravity you can die, and it's hard to find your way around because of the shifting perspective so getting your loot back is hard, plus there are lots of machine enemies that are hard to destroy so it's generally better to sever their power supplies or find boxes to shut them down or hardwire them to serve you instead, and basically it's a patience and IQ gate everyone will hate and avoid because the loot isn't worth it
Anonymous No.535317980 >>535348490
>>535316838
At that point I'd prefer a second, much larger ender chest that you can't bring with you. Just like how the ender chest breaks into obsidian when mined without silk touch, this chest could do the same even with silk touch. If it needed netherite to craft - which was then lost if you broke it - people wouldn't bring them along, but only place them in their permanent bases. A pocket dimension is just that but with extra steps that could cause other issues
Anonymous No.535318183 >>535318330
>>535317576
You know, you're probably right. If/when Mojang updates the end, that's probably what we'll get. I just want something that feels more like the picture in >>535315192, i.e. the old idea of sailing off the end of the world, and the end is always going to feel more like outer space to me
Anonymous No.535318325
Erm guys we can't add all these cool features you're asking, we have to make 5 videos about the chicken for TikTok

t.Mojang DEI hire
Anonymous No.535318330 >>535318573
>>535318183
turtle back worlds dimension when
Anonymous No.535318573
>>535318330
Never
Anonymous No.535319552
Crater world. Biomes generate in roughly circular dips surrounded by grand mountains, craters vary in size, some might even have two or three biomes in them if huge enough, or just one vast biome. Some even have villages. When you are done with one crater or want to see something else, just climb or mine through the mountains and set off in search of another one, you will probably find it somewhere within 2000 blocks of the last crater, in the meantime it's just stone and gravel and almost entirely flat and the skybox changes to be bland.
Give ice highways a reason to exist.
Anonymous No.535319835 >>535328628
>>535316409
I feel like the End should feel desolate, kind of like a world that's fallen apart, but there should be a way for the player to "rebuild" it in a sense. Maybe End Trees that are practically dead that you can obtain the seeds of somehow and slowly rebuild a forest of them. Should feel more "alien" compared to the other two dimensions too.
Anonymous No.535325763 >>535328456
>page 10
Anonymous No.535325837
>>535316840
in addition to the lack of physics for ships,
the kinds of blocks, systems, or parts that ships would really need to be anything other than
>"super deathcube rafts requiring end game items and hostile/neutral mob farms"

would be far too much for minecraft's meager dev team and fanbase.
Anonymous No.535328125 >>535328190 >>535328939 >>535329074 >>535336093
what if iron rusted like how copper oxidizes
Anonymous No.535328190 >>535328939
>>535328125
that would be absolutely ass
Anonymous No.535328197
what if i beated you're ass
Anonymous No.535328335
ass mind
Anonymous No.535328456
>>535325763
Don't post pictures of my wife without my permission
Anonymous No.535328628
>>535319835
nah; there's no rebuilding anything because MC's overworld is basically also empty and barren even when it's full of supposed life.


Jeb would be wise to just sit down and play a good version of DF and try to understand what people like about it, where even on a fairly mild savagery you have a pack of giant weasels that randomly spawn and which rip apart your dogs and fatally wound the horse that manages to route them before your dwarven militia can be mustered.


he should also note that the villages have many of the same problems as minecraft villages in that they often have trouble fitting into the terrain they generated in while remaining functional.


also cats shouldn't follow me around they should at least have some kind of "invisible fence" or "invisible chain" type anchor point I can place in my base and keep them out of trouble in narrow mineshafts.
Anonymous No.535328710
TNT dimension where if you fuck up your computer explodes and erases your stupid life
Anonymous No.535328864 >>535329161
where are you guys
Anonymous No.535328939
>>535328125
>>535328190
it would encourage bee keeping.


though I'd also add tallow, tar, and oils both mineral and vegetable, and with those add seasons because if we're talking about plant oils we're going to need olive oil, which means there needs to be fruiting trees and if there's fruiting trees might as well make things like "cherry blossoms' temporary and just be cherry trees..
Anonymous No.535329074
>>535328125
Noone builds with iron anyway so I dont think anyone would care in all honesty.
Anonymous No.535329161 >>535329775
>>535328864
at home, always
Anonymous No.535329775
>>535329161
I meant on the server
Anonymous No.535330621 >>535332453
I still need to add barrels along the back wall, a brewing stand with bottles for the middle boiling pan, and maybe some detailing on the gables, but the boiling house is done. In the background is a storage shack with slatted walls, which needs to be filled with barrels and things.
Anonymous No.535331102 >>535331532
So when is iron getting grates, chiseled variants, cut blocks and iron bulbs like copper did? I mean they're giving copper chains, lanterns and bars now. It's only fair that iron gets the same treatment
Anonymous No.535331532
>>535331102
Iron will never get grates because that's good.
Anonymous No.535332169 >>535333331 >>535335035
Etho says blacks can't swim
Anonymous No.535332453 >>535334160
>>535330621
You should try using different blocks for the floor and the walls
Anonymous No.535333331 >>535371590
>>535332169
Pretty sure it's already well-established that Etho's based
Anonymous No.535334160 >>535336223
>>535332453
I want to keep it pretty basic with just the materials in the area, you think just using stone tiles for the floor instead of bricks would help?
Anonymous No.535334903 >>535339572
Harvesting the sugarcane wedge by wedge and throwing it in the mill and going back to harvest the next wedge while sugar pops out the bottom is actually a lot more fun than I was expecting. This is my first time using the auto crafter, even though it's something trivial, and it's great. I think I'll make a paper mill next instead of a wizard tower, then I can connect both of them by road to the cow barn and the wizard tower in a weird trapezoid shape and run the loop whenever I need more books.
Anonymous No.535335035
>>535332169
>that zesty ass skin
>β€œmouth to mouth may be required”
downright peculiar…
Anonymous No.535336093
>>535328125
We had this discussion in the last thread
Anonymous No.535336223 >>535337289
>>535334160
I think pretty much any other block would help, since it's just a matter of breaking up the pattern. Regular stone, smooth stone, polished andesite, whatever you got at hand
Anonymous No.535337289 >>535338292
The plantation describes a 65 block diameter circle centered around the mill, essentially a circle drawn within a 4x4 chunk area. I wasn't sure if this would be big enough, especially with the large area taken up by the mill and surrounding cattle, the eight wide access paths like spokes of a wheel dividing the cane, the three buildings within the blueprint, the various log terracing to prevent erosion, and one small area with a sinkhole left wild near the edge of the circle. However, even with all of these intrusions limiting the cane grow space, a full harvest of the plantation, without wasting too much time wading through the water for stragglers, yields just about exactly a barrel and a half of sugar, and the whole thing fits neatly between the two rivers and mostly inside the cover of the birch forest. It's the perfect size after all.
>>535336223
Thanks for the advice, I'll probably swap it out for tiles then. I want to keep the quickly constructed look so nothing too smooth.
Anonymous No.535338292 >>535339281 >>535341983
>>535337289
consider putting trapdoors on the water so you don't fall in
Anonymous No.535339281 >>535341983
>>535338292
Or lily pads
Anonymous No.535339572 >>535342146
>>535334903
I put together a few auto-crafters as well, and I prefer using them even when manual crafting would probably be faster. Though I kind of messed up by making them separate units. Next time I'll hook everything up so I can just pull a few levers to redirect the sugar cane into paper or sugar, and make an actual production line. Might even try to build a conveyor belt, since you can do that with honey or mud
Anonymous No.535341983 >>535344483
>>535338292
>>535339281
Good idea, I might use copper grates if I do, I have lots of copper. It's not historically accurate but would be convenient.
Anonymous No.535342146
>>535339572
Yeah, I might make an actual factory later on for various useful things. I'm going to keep spawn area looking mostly rural though, aside from the underwater structure I'll build right at spawn.
Anonymous No.535343498
Where is everyone
Anonymous No.535344483
>>535341983
You could also use stairs so it looks like less wide canals if you want it to look more accurate
Anonymous No.535348490
>>535317980
The plus of pocket dimension is you could use it to transport mobs.
Also you can store shulkerboxes as blocks so you don't have to place them and break all the time but I guess you'd have to place portal block anyway.

>>535316548
Imo people still would build houses in nice scenery. That's why pocket dim would have limited space and available late game.
Storage would be in pocket dim, if it would stay loaded you could place some farms that are ugly anyway so they don't destroy the looks from your base, or you could place working stations there, not to pack them in bundle in ender chest.
Anonymous No.535348536 >>535349567
>>535315192
this image makes me want a new "block" from of water that doesn't flow
then add it to some new End biome in weird, floating rivers and spirals
Anonymous No.535349567
>>535348536
That'd be really cool, I agree. Though you can actually accomplish that currently through update suppression. All you need is a few pistons and slime blocks
Anonymous No.535357320 >>535357537
Does anyone else generate amplified at first then edit the save into regular after you've generated some terrain? I love amplified but it can be a bit too much, really wish they just made it so there were amplified/shattered variants of biomes that could happen.
Anonymous No.535357537
>>535357320
forgot image, what a especially like is that amp terrain still allows flat spots like beaches if you do it on an island.
Anonymous No.535364472 >>535364762
>>535132294 (OP)
just joined a youtuber civ event, is it true that they dont even let you play normally and abuse their power to create youtube narratives?
Anonymous No.535364762
>>535364472
They normally do, to varying degrees. You should look into the youtuber. Or just experience it and come back and tell us.
Anonymous No.535365074 >>535369467 >>535370527
Arrows launched at full force should break glass
Anonymous No.535369467
>>535365074
Panes, maybe.
Anonymous No.535370527
>>535365074
It’s a small detail, but it would be really cool.
Anonymous No.535371590
>>535333331
He's canadian, it's genetically impossible for him to be based. The best we can realistically hope for is not-completely-gay.
Anonymous No.535373018 >>535375360 >>535377879 >>535388636
GUYS GUYS GUYS WHAT IF WE SPENT EVERY FUCKING HOUR OF EVERY FUCKING DAY REHASHING ALL THE SAME DUMB SHIT WE'VE BEEN WHINING ABOUT SINCE 2010 LIKE THE INVENTORY SYSTEM SUCKS OR THERE SHOULD BE NEW DIMENSIONS OR YOU SHOULD BE ABLE TO DATE VILLAGERS AND THEN WE WASTE ANOTHER FUCKING DECADE OF OUR LIVES SITTING HERE WAITING FOR THE GIANT CORPORATION TO FINALLY LISTEN TO OUR BRILLIANT IDEAS INSTEAD OF JUST DOWNLOADING A MOD FOR IT LIKE LITERALLY HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF OTHER PEOPLE HAVE OR PLAYING A DIFFERENT GAME ENTIRELY! THAT SOUNDS FUN AS SHIT!
Anonymous No.535374124 >>535374726
Good idea, we should marge back with /mmcg/
Anonymous No.535374701
>>535298016
I don't have an answer to that I'm afraid, since I never heard of this particular launcher. Doesn't seem like it, could be just a similar name, at least it has a github where you can just check the source code
I'm only aware of the TLauncher/Legacy Launcher drama because I was following it at the time (and most sources you'll find on it are Russian outside of a single video by some aussie youtuber)
Anonymous No.535374726
>>535374124
>marge
Anonymous No.535374746
>>535315018
itd basically be a second end; floating islands in the sky

if the end had more content and variety, as well as significant verticality (islands at different heights), that would be good

I dont think the game needs a new dimension; the current dimensions need more work, namely the end
Anonymous No.535374957
>>535312557
I feel like if a new dimension is coming withing the next 5-10 years, they have already thought about the general aspects of it.
Anonymous No.535375360
>>535373018
least pissy modded minecraft player
Anonymous No.535377879 >>535387906 >>535406969
>>535373018
I like talking about these things because it gives me ideas of mods to develop.
Anonymous No.535387906
>>535377879
But how can you develop new ideas if the game has been feature locked for over a decade?
Anonymous No.535388484 >>535401276 >>535415791
How do you reset the three strike counter on the warden spawning?
Anonymous No.535388636 >>535388762 >>535395429 >>535415903 >>535425638 >>535497561
>>535373018
Anon, there’s not a single vanilla player in this thread (unless they play cuckrock)…
Anonymous No.535388762 >>535388870
>>535388636
i'm a vanilla player, unless you count shaders
Anonymous No.535388870
>>535388762
Shaders are cheating.
Anonymous No.535395429 >>535403019
>>535388636
I was a vanilla player and then I actually read the OP, now I got Sodium and Lithium installed and I don't see any difference
Anonymous No.535395928 >>535400553
What's the best compact design for a villager trading hall cell?
Anonymous No.535400553 >>535401882
>>535395928
enslaving traders is problematic.
Anonymous No.535401276 >>535415791
>>535388484
Does anyone have an answer to this? Googling says that dying resets it but I tried that and he kept spawning in on the first counter after that.
Anonymous No.535401882
>>535400553
Who gives a shit?
Anonymous No.535403019
>>535395429
you have to download a shaderpack and active it
Anonymous No.535403571
How could eefo do it?
Anonymous No.535405873
I think I decided to give up on my 8 years old map and start a new one
Anonymous No.535406969
>>535377879
anno 1800 style villagers.
Anonymous No.535415648
ultimate sex with Alex
Anonymous No.535415791
>>535388484
It's four strikes. A strike is removed every 10 minutes.
>>535401276
>google
Use the wiki.
Anonymous No.535415903
>>535388636
Bedrock players like to play with that shitty animations mod.
Anonymous No.535416145 >>535425197
Anonymous No.535417238 >>535417849 >>535418905 >>535425314
you are going to the hc merch aren't you?
https://shop.hermitcraft.com/
Anonymous No.535417849 >>535418016
>>535417238
I looked it up, i wonder who's producing this because the same vaguely mixed race model appears on mumbos shop aswell. Anyway, the art is bad and i'd never wear a graphic t. Also who'd want to consciously give Impulse or Xisuma money (whichever one runs HC)
Anonymous No.535418016
>>535417849
iirc its x and hypno runs the website.
Anonymous No.535418905
>>535417238
sorry, i don't support #MeToo
Anonymous No.535423827 >>535424131 >>535425523
If I don't like a netherside spawn how far away do I have to move in the overworld in order to change it? I moved 6 whole chunks and it's still putting me in the same spot.
Anonymous No.535424131 >>535425836
>>535423827
you can build a new portal in the nether, it should then link to your new one in the overworld if it's closer than the first one
Anonymous No.535425197 >>535425450
>>535416145
Anonymous No.535425314
>>535417238
I haven't seen a single design I'd be willing to wear, let alone pay money for
Anonymous No.535425450
>>535425197
Anonymous No.535425523 >>535425836
>>535423827
The nether divides your coordinates by 8, so 8 overworld chunks is 1 nether chunk. On top of that the game looks for nearby portals to link your current portal to, so you really need to move like 10 chunks or more in the overworld to get a new portal spawn in the nether
Anonymous No.535425638
>>535388636
i'm a vanilla java minecraft player, i even use minecraft's launcher. please don't speak for me
Anonymous No.535425836 >>535501887
>>535424131
>>535425523
I moved far enough to get a new portal and it wound up putting me 10 feet from the original one on the netherside lol. I guess I just have to live with the location I have now.
Anonymous No.535431873 >>535432384 >>535432493 >>535435907 >>535446810
Splashy is ded, what is the current mod to take the tranny MOTDs out
inb4 this post alerts the 'cord to come spam about how it's a simple mod to do it and then spam "ugh why do you care about this" when I remind them that microtroon cared enough to code in a specific prevention for that, I am looking for answers from people who actually play the videogame ONLY.
Anonymous No.535432384 >>535447573
>>535431873
There's an accessbility setting in the game to disable the splashtext. No mod required
Anonymous No.535432493 >>535441161
>>535431873
cant you remove them by removing lines of text in custom english language resource pack splash txt
Anonymous No.535435890
>>535174764
>Taking elite super gear with you when exploring the most environmentally deadly area in the game
>Not making 2 of everything specifically for situations like this

I'm sorry for your lots
Anonymous No.535435907
>>535431873
So you want a solution, but telling you to make your own simple resource pack to edit the splashes is not an option for some reason?
Anonymous No.535436146
>>535218652
That's really fuckin cool man truly
Anonymous No.535436465
>>535236478
Preparation is %50 of the game.
If you don't prepare for dying to one dumb move, it will be all the more devastating when it happens.

It may sound tedious but you really should be making a backup of every item you have before you start traveling or exploring. Just avoid hyperfocusing on 1 resource and it shouldn't be that bad.
Anonymous No.535436989
>>535298319
I hate Mojang so fucking much. Easily the shittiest devs in the industry.
The are piggybacking off someone else's work and doing absolutely nothing to improve it despite popular demand for certain features.
Anonymous No.535437193 >>535439195
>>535302247
It truly is baffling. Most people don't want to see facecam but when they do, they are retarded enough that an avatar would make them happier.
It makes no sense. It's catering to an audience that doesn't exist anymore.
Anonymous No.535437631 >>535438285
Simple build, but I've included it as a base or outpost in every world that I've played in the last seven years or so. Finally remade it in my newest world (at least a year old at this point). Real comfy. And at spawn, too.
Anonymous No.535438285 >>535438791
>>535437631
coords?
Anonymous No.535438791
>>535438285
I built it in the (0-16); (0-16) spawn chunk of my SSP
Anonymous No.535439056
>>535268275
That's not a reasonable solution. The issue is that non-modded players are incentivized to do glitches or exploits because sand is an extremely finite resource.
Couple in how rare the biome usually is and it's even dumber to think this is a solution to a problem that is so unique it shifted the course of development.
Anonymous No.535439195 >>535457457 >>535503734
>>535437193
Facecams fell out of fashion when exaugurated reactions fell out of fashion. Watching PDP spaz out about Amnesia might have been fun for some people, but watching some random guy play a game with a neutral expression on his face? I think most people feel like that doesn't add anything - unless it's a hot girl. Avatars are also easier for the streamer, since you don't have to take a shower or fix your hair or whatever, you can just go live as you are, while also retaining anonymity to a larger degree. On top of that it's worth noting that avatars often matches the content better. Your Minecraft skin is going to fit the game better than your face ever will, simply put. And there's a lot of fun things you can do with avatars that you can't do with a facecam, like switching outfit, digital props, chat interactions, etc. I'm in no way surprised VTubers took off the way they did
Anonymous No.535440671 >>535440990 >>535441045
>>535291535
>>535291869
I like the idea of copper tools but not utilizing the oxidization mechanic makes them feel extremely pointless and just a rarer stone class. They should have changed stats as the tool condition worsens and changes to oxidized. It would make them actually. It should also be able to mine anything below diamond.

It can't even mine gold despite being clearly better than stone, yet it has the capabilities as stone.
It currently has no place in the progression at all and still feels clutter you just want gone. You're better off using stone until Iron anyway since it's explicitly more abundant and has the same exact level of usefulness.

Mojang fucking everything up yet again because they just can't let anything new be useful. It's bullshit. Been tired of this attitude for years and it really pisses me off nobody is getting through to their retarded asses.
Anonymous No.535440990 >>535441210
>>535440671
It really is fascinating that almost nothing meaningful about the progression has changed since Notch was dropped. We have access to all the old versions anyway, so why not make drastic changes to the formula? The old stuff is still there for those who want it!
Anonymous No.535441045 >>535441561
>>535440671
There's too many missing words in this post because I am in a rush.

COPPER IS STILL NOT USEFUL
COMPARED TO HOW ABUNDANT STONE IS

IT'S STILL ANNOYING CLUTTER BEST OFF AVOIDED

EVEN THE COPPER GOLEM IS USESLESS BECAUSE IF YOU AREN'T RETARDED YOU'RE ALREADY ORGANIZING STUFF THROUGH MUSCLE MEMORY AND IT GOES A THOUSAND TIMES FASTER THAN THAT USELESS RETARD THAT COMPLETELY BREAKS IF HE GETS AN ITEM YOU HAVEN'T PLACED IN A CHEST YET

IT'S RETARDED AND POINTLESS

LIKE

EVERYTHING

ELSE

MOJANG

MAKES
Anonymous No.535441161 >>535443762
>>535432493
No Microtrannies protected those lines in particular but Splashy had some workaround for protected stuff
Anonymous No.535441210 >>535441387 >>535441582
>>535440990
They are afraid of angering autists so they piss off the overwhelming majority of players instead.

That's literally their explanation as to why they outright reject good ideas that radically improve the game.
Anonymous No.535441387
>>535441210
But they angered me by censoring Notch from Notchcraft
Anonymous No.535441561 >>535443689
>>535441045
But the golem can do it while you're doing something else you dumb spaz
Anonymous No.535441582
>>535441210
It's the most popular game in the world! What would be lost by angering a small percent of the playerbase?
Anonymous No.535441906
Nice view, I like birch trees
Anonymous No.535443191 >>535443348 >>535443392 >>535443559 >>535443632 >>535443762
we are here
https://www.twitch.tv/dream
Anonymous No.535443348
>>535443191
oh dweeeam
Anonymous No.535443392
>>535443191
BASED
Anonymous No.535443559 >>535443632 >>535445006
>>535443191
>15 second intro ad break
>3 seconds of mumbling about a buried treasure
>taking an ad break (1:15)
Hard to hate someone this shameless about milking his annoying fans
Anonymous No.535443632 >>535443712 >>535445006
>>535443191
>>535443559
>not watching on youtube with an adblock
ngmi
Anonymous No.535443689 >>535443845
>>535441561
If the golem does it wrong then I'd have to fix it anyway
If the golem does it too slow the shit that I need in a chest is not on the chest
Anonymous No.535443709 >>535445584
animal variants are nice
the happy ghast is cool
the copper golem is cool
shelves are cool and they actually fixed them
bunch of other small immersion/QoL features
Mojang isn’t perfect but they’ve been doing pretty well this year, autists can say mad
Anonymous No.535443712
>>535443632
>not watching
chadyes
Anonymous No.535443762 >>535443845
>>535443191
>2800 viewers
damn he fell off hard
>>535441161
protecting lines of text so hecking 4chan chuds couldnt alter them sounds schizophrenic, please check your mods to find one(s) that might be altering splashes behavior without openly disclosing it, i remember seeing custom "happy lesbian day" while using bunch of mods for vanilla gameplay couple of years ago
Anonymous No.535443845 >>535444335 >>535444586
>>535443689
And you'd never be away from any chest for more than five seconds because your muscle memory wouldn't allow you to actually play the video game instead of kvetching
>>535443762
>I'm a proud newfag so I don't believe [thing I could verify by looking it up]
Blow your faggot brains out.
Anonymous No.535444335
>>535443845
thats the thing, i remember being able to alter all of them and i couldnt find any proof to your claims, if anything it looks like trolling atp
t. playing MC since 2011
Anonymous No.535444586
>>535443845
also instead of sneeding and dilating in next quote reply you can proof your claims with facts and logic (screenshots of code etc.) to OWN hypothetical tranny in your le head
Anonymous No.535444718
What is this discord thing in the chat
Anonymous No.535445006
>>535443559
>>535443632
>not watching on twitch with a vaft script
ngmi
Anonymous No.535445584 >>535446769
>>535443709
The problem is that even an entry level modder could shit out most of these features in a week and better implementations of most of these features already existed as mods.
Happy ghast was really the only interesting new thing Mojang has added in a long time.
Anonymous No.535446769
>>535445584
Modders only have to make it functional for the current version. There are no real concerns of techdebt. There are no balance/clash issues. There aren't multiple products on multiple OSes on multiple devices that they need to make sure that it's functional for. The standards for a mod is something good for now, but baseline game changes need to factor in game balance/design, future projects, verissimilitude, etc.
Checkmate atheists.
Anonymous No.535446810 >>535447003
>>535431873
You can literally just make a resource pack that only changes the splashes.txt and add/remove whatever splashes you please, why would you need a mod for that
Anonymous No.535447003
>>535446810
he's still looking for proofs wait a bit
Anonymous No.535447573 >>535456872
>>535432384
I need to find that setting. I saw an endorsement of a corrupt political movement that I want to never see again.
Anonymous No.535452382
>download lightweight vanilla+ shader for colored lighting and basic shadows
>turn it on
>overtuned fullbright graphics and shitty atmospherics
every single time
Anonymous No.535454145 >>535457067
How would you give Lapis, Amethyst, Resin, and Quartz more uses?
Anonymous No.535456872
>>535447573
Basically every splash added after Microsoft bought the game is dumb and/or political. But I realized I don't actually care to restore the old ones, I'd rather just get rid of them all and randomly stumbled onto the setting while looking for something else. It's in the main accessibility menu, in the bottom right
Anonymous No.535457067
>>535454145
Lapis is like redstone and gold in that Mojang probably won't do anything with it. It's a "mineral block" that's just meant to serve as resource. Amethyst needs a full suit of polished amethyst blocks to mirror quartz, but quarts itself is good as it is. Well, they need to add a few quartz walls, but other than that it's good
gerg No.535457457 >>535457738 >>535459214 >>535464172 >>535466289 >>535466741 >>535467212 >>535503734 >>535512678
>>535439195

People like to watch human faces, we are biologically programmed to read emotion from facial expressions from humans. You are genuinely out of touch with reality if you don't understand this.
Anonymous No.535457738 >>535485109
>>535457457
And VTubers don't fit that case because...?
Anonymous No.535459214
>>535457457
And camless Minecraft celebs pressing F5 twice then spamming zoom to fill entire screen with pixelated motionless symbol drawed face and left click fit that case because...?
Anonymous No.535460926
Do any of you have up to date resources on building with detail that you use regularly? I decided to catch up on some Bdubs having not watched him or Etho in about 8 months because HC just got kinda boring, had an accident and in recovery so wanted something to pass the time with and Bdubs just keeps cranking out amazing build after build and all the small little ways to make a square or cylinder not look like squares and cylinders is insane. I don't want to just copy exactly what he does and I'm just not creative enough to figure this shit out on my own like he and many others do, there has to be something out there for retards like me. Something we can just look at and try to play around with until it looks right or even half decent

I know there's some links in the OP but they're so outdated by so many newer versions, none of them even use anything copper related and that all came out over 4 years ago. I've tried looking at real life buildings and structures then attempting to mimic them in game but as I said my brain just can't get reality to work in minecraft
Anonymous No.535464172 >>535465773 >>535470629
>>535457457
It's funny how you come here to say this after your first stream, with a facecam. It's like you did it out of spite for the pro-vtuber posts.
Anonymous No.535465773 >>535466248 >>535584562
>>535464172
Judging by the numbers, most people are pro-vtubers
Anonymous No.535466248 >>535466548
>>535465773
between zoomer goblin with filters, shitty makeup, breast/ass focus AND same girl (usually guy with voice changer) with anime avatar ill choose the latter
there are no good popular female streamers that arent vtubers anyways
Anonymous No.535466289
>>535457457
Btw, the vertical end update ad you fell for on reddit is an official ad for a marketplace addon.
Anonymous No.535466548 >>535466720 >>535467228
>>535466248
>there are no good female streamers*
FTFY.
Anonymous No.535466720
>>535466548
yea, sometimes it takes a guy to be the best girl anyways
Anonymous No.535466741
>>535457457
>we are biologically programmed to read emotion from facial expressions from humans
speak for yourself, I can't do that
Anonymous No.535467212
>>535457457
gerg when are you joining hermitcraft?
Anonymous No.535467228 >>535467656
>>535466548
There's always this little retard: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/oaRc5aAHIOs
Anonymous No.535467656
>>535467228
this midget is too adhd for me
Tenma is alright
gerg No.535470629 >>535470685 >>535474358 >>535474360 >>535478438 >>535516053 >>535668475
MOJANG CLASS ACTION LAWSUIT UPDATE (the editing sucks so bad)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w_UF_4gZclI

>>535464172
Maybe this is autism or whatever but when people hide their face online after a while It starts to piss me off. Not your average person of course but if your doing the online creator schtick I want to know if you are fat or not, so I can know if I should respect you.
Anonymous No.535470685
>>535470629
Finally, I was wondering what was happening with that one
Anonymous No.535472284 >>535484276
Salc1 just posted about it too.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jmsgJPLbxbc
Anonymous No.535474358
>>535470629
i had to slow down video to keep up with his speak jfc
Anonymous No.535474360 >>535482039
>>535470629
>MOJANG CLASS ACTION LAWSUIT UPDATE (the editing sucks so bad)
I don't want to watch it sum it up for me
Anonymous No.535477242 >>535479065 >>535482141 >>535482483 >>535482541 >>535483912 >>535484485 >>535494243
Trying to get back into minecraft after 12 years. Friend offered to play with me but he's insistent on playing on 1.20.4 with a space mod. He says the new versions are bloated and just add random shit. Is he correct? I just want to experience vanilla minecraft again
Anonymous No.535478438 >>535482215
>>535470629
why does he cut out random 0.5s parts in random intervals?
Anonymous No.535479065
>>535477242
newest snapshot added the ability to add whatever item you want onto a copper golem's head, it's fucking amazing I have a copper golem with a piglin heaf on it's great, try it.
Anonymous No.535482039 >>535587471
>>535474360
They're doing a class action lawsuit and are looking for people to join in (form in the description; one for the US, one for EU), and they think they have a good case
Anonymous No.535482141
>>535477242
Copper has proven Mojang has absolutely no fucking idea what they are doing and don't play their own game.
BUT at the same time "we need to play mods on a shitty older version" is the hallmark of a faggot with shit taste.

Sounds like you should play No Man's Sky instead.
Anonymous No.535482215
>>535478438
To appeal to the TikTok generation
Anonymous No.535482483 >>535487553
>>535477242
1.20.4 is one of those newer versions people complain about being bloated, it's only 1 major version ago, and you can add stuff from the newer versions with mods.
You can also enjoy Minecraft by yourself, maybe do singleplayer first and then also play with him.
Anonymous No.535482541 >>535487553
>>535477242
If you want to play vanilla, play vanilla. It's still the same game at its core, and you can just ignore passive-mob variants and trail ruins if you don't care for them. If you play modded with a friend, you're going to get a very, very different experience. Especially if your friend already knows the mod pack and won't even let you discover it on your own
Anonymous No.535483912
>>535477242
He is correct but 1.20.4 IS a bloated shitty version
Anonymous No.535484276
>>535472284
This actually happened to me. I lost my OG alpha account because I didn't have access to the old email or credit card used to buy the game anymore. I hope Mojang eats shit.
Anonymous No.535484485
>>535477242
1.21 added new dungeons, compared to the last two major versions adding fuck all. It's a shame that no mods support Forge on it.
Anonymous No.535485109
>>535457738
she is cute
Anonymous No.535487553 >>535488940
>>535482541
>Especially if your friend already knows the mod pack and won't even let you discover it on your own
Yeah, he's very efficiency-oriented. We're playing on a multiplayer server atm. I think he's just forgotten what it's like to be new to the game, because he's quite nitpicky about what to do / what not to do. For me minecraft was always about the sandbox element; I never really cared for the bossing elements (idk how much has changed, I think I stopped playing when they added the wither?)

>>535482483
Yeah I'm going to try some single player survival.
Anonymous No.535488940
>>535487553
call your friend a faggot and tell him to stop backseating
Anonymous No.535493147
i cant respect etho anymore
Anonymous No.535493428
I'm completely hopeless at this point but does anyone know a fix for the trigger input problem on the java version on Android?
Anonymous No.535493878 >>535501321 >>535563271
Lived long enough to see the peak of mindcrack, the death of mindcrack, and now rebirth.
Anonymous No.535494243 >>535497171
>>535477242
>1.20.4 not modern
everything past 1.8 is modern slop for me
Anonymous No.535497171
>>535494243
I think his friend was telling him that there isn't anything important past 1.20.4, the version the mod is on, not that it's old.
Anonymous No.535497561
>>535388636
My current world is now 8 years old.
I rarely play nowadays, it slowly died down because of the recent updates focusing on the tiktok audience.

Archeology, Sniffer, Allay, Camel, Pale Garden, Happy Ghast. It is all only interesting for a week at most.
What mojang ads feels like noise. It would be better not to have it.
And i can't get myself to just stop updating, because there is always some tiny little thing i would like to have and i would never ad it with mods, because as soon as you placed a modded block, the world is in jeopardy and locked to a version or depends on a mod troon.
Anonymous No.535501321 >>535502168 >>535514319
>>535493878
>no etho
>no bdubs
>bunch of literal who's that have nothing to do with the real mindcrack
yeah, i'm thinkin not gonna watch.
Anonymous No.535501887
>>535425836
Nigga just build portals where you want hem by hand and break the others
Anonymous No.535502168 >>535509508
>>535501321
They were a slim chance, but I'm bummed Zisteau has still seemingly quit minecraft for good. There is cope because they said not everyone on the new server is participating in the UHC, so theres a chance.
Anonymous No.535503734 >>535546269
>>535439195
I've dropped a few youtubers for switching to facecam when previously they were just a voice and some illustrative visuals for the subject they were talking about. It can really lower the quality of a lot of types of content. I've also seen a few faceless-voice youtubers turn the camera on for their ad reads only--I presume some marketing consultant somewhere says showing face makes the ad seem more trustworthy and told companies to require it or pay more for it or something. Personally, I don't think seeing that the soothing voice I've been listening to is attached to an unkempt looking guy will help sell flavored air sticks and personal injury law firms to me any better.

>>535457457
Most of your content shows a cubic humanoid pig in place of yourself and I don't think that's ever been a barrier to audiences enjoying it. This game is played mostly by unironic clinical autists and the psychology regarding seeing faces just doesn't apply to them like it does to normgroids. Autists often prefer anime faces, probably because they're way easier to read.
Anonymous No.535504403 >>535545745
https://youtu.be/94GiaNs7g68?si=E6IT5VZ6fx2u98VV&t=5244

LORE
Anonymous No.535505574
lmao cuckjank is getting sued
Anonymous No.535509508 >>535510980 >>535515073
>>535502168
>They were a slim chance, but I'm bummed Zisteau has still seemingly quit minecraft for good.
What are you talking about he's right here
Anonymous No.535509887 >>535511697
Once I build the multi item sorter I'll start having fun
Once I build the multi item sorter I'll start having fun
Once I build the multi item sorter I'll start having fun
Once I build the multi item sorter I'll start having fun
Once I build the multi item sorter I'll start having fun
Anonymous No.535510980 >>535512254
>>535509508
Welp, looks like Guude told Doc to go fuck himself.
Anonymous No.535511697 >>535515245
>>535509887
building item sorters is fun tho
Anonymous No.535512254
>>535510980
>Welp, looks like Guude told Doc to go fuck himself.
No he didn't, Guude already said not everyone could make it
Anonymous No.535512678 >>535525095 >>535552520
>>535457457
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b3JjFXdSTyU
>you get more clicks
Anonymous No.535514319
>>535501321
But thats a good thing?
Why would you want those discount ecelebs?
Anonymous No.535514392 >>535514634
>discount
he's back
Anonymous No.535514634
>>535514392
and this will make you spend your next days spam unsuccessful children entertainers
Anonymous No.535514905 >>535515525
Years ago there was a picture of two nu-mindcrackers who were getting gay married or something that looked like dysgenic alien freaks but I didn't save it. Anyone else have it or know who they were?
Anonymous No.535515073 >>535580404
>>535509508
>VintageBeef
aand ignored. Should kick out the male feminist
Anonymous No.535515245 >>535517503 >>535525292
>>535511697
If you understand how they work.
Copying without knowing what it does is not fun.
Anonymous No.535515525 >>535516937
>>535514905
nm, found it
Anonymous No.535516053
>>535470629
Gerg, you haven't started lifting yet, have you?
Anonymous No.535516937 >>535518049
>>535515525
is that etho to the right?
Anonymous No.535517503
>>535515245
They aren't that complicated. It's pretty easy to build them once you learn the basics.
Anonymous No.535518049
>>535516937
yss
Anonymous No.535519741
Anonymous No.535524897
Are you joining the class action?
gerg No.535525095 >>535526495 >>535552124
>>535512678
do you actually watch this?
are you retarded?
Anonymous No.535525292
>>535515245
I understand how they work and I think it's fucking retarded.
So I don't have fun
Anonymous No.535526495
>>535525095
>scream into microphone for twitchbux while being a scrawny male
vs
>scream into microphone for twitchbux while being an anime girl with fat tits

hmm
Anonymous No.535526716
Eefo supremacy
Anonymous No.535527869
Anonymous No.535529112
You faggots will do anything but actually play the fucking game
Anonymous No.535529478
PIG BOLLOCKY
Anonymous No.535531276
>>535141271
Just switched to PACP. It's a lot better in a lot of ways, way closer to what I want, but then there were a few things it doesn't have or which Golden Days does more like what I want. I think Golden Days has a better version of bamboo/stripped bamboo/bamboo planks blocks, but its version of living bamboo plants looks pretty bad. I also like the higher contrast cobblestone and old purplish gravel that GD restores, which isn't in PACP--PACP actually doesn't touch the cobblestone or mossy cobblestone textures at all, or really any of the pre-jappa textures I think, which means including some of the really weird choices Mojang made, like chopping up and scrambling the cobble texture but not the mossy cobble texture (see image). I'm probably just going to have to assemble my own pack out of a mix of GD, PACP, and some old vanilla textures that are older than what the official programmer art pack includes.
Anonymous No.535533071
I think I built my golem the wrong way
Anonymous No.535534472
>>535164228
https://github.com/freem/eldpack
Anonymous No.535534505 >>535534594 >>535534654
Is it worth buying bedrock edition for this?
Anonymous No.535534594 >>535534787
>>535534505
>buying bedrock
>for a shitty addon that can be implemented in 1.7.10
No
Anonymous No.535534654 >>535534787
>>535534505
retard
Anonymous No.535534787 >>535534869
>>535534594
>>535534654
Sour javacel grapes?
Anonymous No.535534869
>>535534787
Anonymous No.535535037
>n-no I don't want to hatch an enderdragon from the egg that's just a useless decoration in java, raise it, and fly around the world on it.. what a shitty retard addon!
Anonymous No.535535374 >>535595683
>what is modding
>with a community API
>that's doesn't have retarded restrictions
Anonymous No.535535501
whoa no way

https://youtu.be/RDdvOHtlTxo?si=5ZwEaMEk4Joo7G17&t=7465
Anonymous No.535535935
Haven't been working on my mega-projects because Jolicraft seems to be dead. Slowly working on ad-hocing new textures into the latest version but I'm no artist and it's so tedius. Anyways, here's the WIP of a Krakenbaum.

*Anyone have good 16x texturepacks similar to Jolicraft? I'll gladly pilfer and patchwork something together.
Anonymous No.535545745
>>535504403
>got dumped by a vtuber
No wonder Gerg hates them
Anonymous No.535546269 >>535550946
>>535503734
>I've dropped a few youtubers for switching to facecam
I get where you're coming from. It's natural to build up an image of someone you've only heard talk, and have that image shatter when you actually see them for real and they're nothing like how you imagined. Someone who speaks very neatly turns out to look like a slob, and it just feels off - almost like they're an imposter. If you're going to do facecam, you should really do so from day 1, and not randomly start months or years down the line. Also, if you're going to be on camera for potentially millions of people to watch, you really need to care about basic selfcare. Wash you hair, shave that neckbeard, put on a shirt that doesn't look like something a hobo would wear, clean up your background/set, etc.
Anonymous No.535550946 >>535558776 >>535563816
>>535546269
No, this isn't normal.
The anon you replied to is a simp who builds parasocial relationships to youtubers and gets crushed whenever his delusion is broken. It's the same with the people who watch e-whores and abandon them when they admit to have a boyfriend in RL.
This is not normal.
Anonymous No.535552124 >>535552672
>>535525095
i will watch it now and i subscribed to "her"
Anonymous No.535552520
>>535512678
>jogger slang
shant be watching
Anonymous No.535552672
>>535552124
Fear not, she is painfully female.

https://youtu.be/iwCgSMSqifU?si=OLtT6xQLACd6MuyO&t=6910
Anonymous No.535558776 >>535561508
>>535550946
It is normal. The world isn't black and white. There's a whole spectrum of retards out there who don't think or act like you, but ultimately make up the majority
Anonymous No.535561508 >>535593195
>>535558776
>make up the majority
I do not think that the majority of people form parasocial realtionships with youtubers and then get their delusion broken when they see their real face.
It sounds like a tiny minuscule minority.
Anonymous No.535562402
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jvutSt5ljYY
Anonymous No.535563271 >>535574503
>>535493878
tfw you will never be at a gloryhole with aureylian on the otherside.

https://x.com/GuudeLP/status/506628857646952449
https://x.com/aureylian/status/452360090872344576
Anonymous No.535563816
>>535550946
>a simp who builds parasocial relationships to youtubers
I'm not, I have no delusions about the youtubers being my friends, I just want the specific kind of content that I subscribed to see. Would you call someone a simp if their favorite radio show switched went off the air and went to TV instead and they dropped the show for it? It's not the image in my head being broken, it's the change in format. And that a switch in format from no facecam to facecam typically precipitates a decline in overall channel quality. Worst case scenario, I've seen a few switch to facecam as part of announcing they're trooning out. The example of breaking away from the usual voice-only format just to read an ad is less egregious, but it's still annoying--it makes the ad read stand out and annoy me even more. I only bring up the idea of the youtuber looking unkempt to emphasize how ineffective the marketing strategy could be.
Anonymous No.535565748
Old growth birch forest into dark forest is kino
Anonymous No.535573962 >>535574332 >>535579079 >>535592541 >>535594668
I still havent seen the creepypasta forest in game
also whats the point of it is there anything unique to collect there
Anonymous No.535574332
>>535573962
just google it
Anonymous No.535574503 >>535576410
>>535563271
>twitter links
Anonymous No.535576410
>>535574503
it's called X
Anonymous No.535577393
Well, I've spent like 14 hours of the last week placing builds down. There's just a lot of detailing left. So, I'll probably come back to minecraft in six months or so. Maybe I'll stick with it a bit longer and finally set up solid emerald farms. Maybe I'll finally build an iron farm too (in my world that's probably 2 years old at this point)
Anonymous No.535579079 >>535585814
>>535573962
Pale oak makes for S+ tier building material
Anonymous No.535580404
>>535515073
he seems to be doing everything possible to destroy his channel, i wonder if he has joined the freemasons or something
maybe next week he'll become a tranny
Anonymous No.535584365
>>535312557
dimension that's innards of a fuck huge beast
Anonymous No.535584562
>>535465773
I remember how mad bioholes were about these stats lol
Anonymous No.535585814
>>535579079
>Pale oak makes for S+ tier building material
what about professor oak? is he any good at building?
Anonymous No.535587471 >>535592479 >>535644889 >>535669857
>>535482039
maybe if they had done it years ago and didn't expect deleted data to magically rematerialise and used good arguments like privacy or email access and not "i forgot lol" "i havent played the game in 15 years"
seems like a good way of scamming idiots out of money, grifting & giving microsoft an easy win for precedent on the eula fuckery
Anonymous No.535592479 >>535596357
>>535587471
>didn’t watch the video
Mojang needs to pay their shills better, this is some shoddy work
Anonymous No.535592541 >>535594575
>>535573962
Basically Mojang saw all the dogshit horror mods and wanted to add a shitty half baked version to the game for some relevancy in the gaming news cycle.
Anonymous No.535593195
>>535561508
Not what I said
Anonymous No.535594513
Agnes sex
Anonymous No.535594575
>>535592541
They added the warden first.
Anonymous No.535594668
>>535573962
Pale wood is white and its doors have a look of big decorative strap hinges on them. Resin lets you stick orange splotches to the sides of blocks or you can smelt it into bricks for either a resin bricks block or one of the coolest looking armor trim colors. Pale moss is yet another grey block for people who like to ruin their stone walls and pathways by throwing out of place blocks into them. You can also craft the blocks that spawn those creepypasta tree monsters if you want and keep them around for base defense or something--somebody's probably made a farm with them but I don't do farms so I don't know. It's nothing that will significantly alter how you play the game, but it's some nice stuff to have.
Anonymous No.535594672 >>535632695 >>535635739 >>535636070
mojang should add a really rare biome that's just minecraft classic/the alpha
Anonymous No.535595683 >>535597863
>>535535374
what does he mean by this?

(I assume this is 'why java is better' as it's reliant on a bunch of competing community API standards but at the same time is free from any oversight or cashgrubbing paid moddding bullshit)
Anonymous No.535595890 >>535609709
Chances they'll add another omen effect next update?
Anonymous No.535596357
>>535592479
I watched half of it and it was very generous of me. Yeah you could have pointed out the cost, if you had done it years ago when any of this was happening.
Anonymous No.535597863 >>535605094 >>535635109
>>535595683
Bugrock is written in CPP, which is extremely difficult to mod without an API or a public source code release: When you open the game's code you see pure assembler
Modding is only possible through the official API

Java is written in... Java, which is complied into (obfuscated) bytecode that can be decoded back into functional source. Projects that decode MCJE have been around since Alpha days of the game. IIRC Mojang actually releases official mappings that no one uses lmao
Use already existing tools or make one yourself: the sky is the limit
Anonymous No.535598008
/ourguy/ uploaded again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zj3G5hN-EBQ
Anonymous No.535605094 >>535605324
>>535597863
>IIRC Mojang actually releases official mappings that no one uses lmao
They released them under a really odd license that the community felt wasn't worth dealing with, since there's already a perfectly fine community-map mapping available
Anonymous No.535605324
>>535605094
>community-map
community-made*
Anonymous No.535609709 >>535612975
>>535595890
you mean another use for the sniffer?
Anonymous No.535612975
>>535609709
Is this a joke? I don't get it. I mean another use for the ominous bottle, for the bad omen effect.
Anonymous No.535617627 >>535618314 >>535621402
I wish we had wood specific chests like we do with doors and trapdoors. Regular chest surrounded by 8 planks of a single type of wood and it creates "oak chest" or "bamboo chest" or "pale chest" etc etc each with their own unique design

That way you can still have regular chests using whatever variation of 8 planks you want but can put in the extra effort to make a specific wood type chest. Then they could add iron chests
Anonymous No.535618314 >>535618753 >>535619327 >>535624143
>>535617627
I wouldn't say no to that, but I'd settle for a stone chest. At least that way there'd be some variation
Anonymous No.535618753 >>535619327 >>535621154
>>535618314
what would the crafting recipe be for a stone chest when the furnace uses a similar pattern
Anonymous No.535619327 >>535621154
>>535618314
>>535618753
Maybe the same as I said with planks, just use 8 pieces of cobble/stone surrounding a single chest. Could open the door to deepslate, blackstone and tuff chests too now that they all have a multitude of varying different block designs
Anonymous No.535621154
>>535618753
>>535619327
Just like the copper chest recipe, yeah. Use the same stones that are currently used for furnaces and stone tools, i.e. cobblestone, cobbled deepslate and blackstone (IIRC)
Anonymous No.535621402 >>535623665
>>535617627
theres no reason they havent done this yet

same with colored item frames and colored flower pots
Anonymous No.535623665 >>535624427
>>535621402
>colored flower pots
should be allowed to use dye on flower pots and the new ones to change the color to the same type of the terracotta blocks
Anonymous No.535624143 >>535629296
>>535618314
I would say a stone chest is not very Mojang-like, but they did have stone chest concept art for the ancient cities. Actually, I just checked, the ones from the concept art are VERY different from normal chests, that's very Mojang.
Anonymous No.535624427
>>535623665
exactly
Anonymous No.535629296 >>535635871
>>535624143
I thought the same before, but then they added the copper chest
Anonymous No.535632695 >>535661810
>>535594672
Terralith has a rare alpha islands biome. Kino.
Anonymous No.535635109 >>535688138
>>535597863
it is possible maybe using harmony like rimworld, oh wait that is c#, fucking c++, it's not even that performant also, bedslop is as slow as vanilla java for me, and java vanilla+embeddium is basically the same if not faster
Anonymous No.535635739
>>535594672
>install sodium or optifine
>disable mipmap
>disable shadows
there's your classicslop
Anonymous No.535635871 >>535685154
>>535629296
But the copper chest has a specific gimmick, and copper was already weird for being a metal with stairs, slabs, chiseled variant, doors, trapdoors, grates, and until now not having a gear set, so a copper chest isn't too out of the ordinary.
Anonymous No.535636070
>>535594672
Too meta
Anonymous No.535644889
>>535587471
>deleted data
You could fit the account information for everyone who ever bought this game on a flash drive, they didn't delete shit, even if they might've pretended they did for legal or PR reasons. Pretty sure Microsoft's got plenty of space left on their hard drive.
Anonymous No.535657952
>>535293860
is better than that, visa and mastercard are in direct partnership with roblox
Anonymous No.535661810
>>535632695
Regions Unexplored and Biomes o' Plenty have the same thing. It's peak.
Anonymous No.535668475
>>535470629
i hope they rip Mojang and Microsft a new one
Anonymous No.535669857 >>535685914 >>535691212
>>535587471
if a law firm is taking a look at it that's a good sign that it's actionable
the EU has pretty insane consumer protection laws. Mojang is scum and Microsoft is scum, the migration was bullshit and entirely unnecessary. I migrated my account, and won't be participating, but I wish them the best. everyone who was affected is in my opinion deserving of a full refund, which is the least they can do if they can't restore accounts. possibly a refund with damages (which would be small at the individual level, but could cost Microsoft tens of millions of dollars with how many users were affected.)
Anonymous No.535678831 >>535680034
What are your thoughts on big projects/builds that are purely for looking at externally and not exploring internally? I want to make something that looks good on the outside but I'm not confident enough to create how things should look on the inside
Anonymous No.535680034
>>535678831
Decide on your exterior plan, then build interior first. Your exterior will then evolve according to the necessities of the interior. If you're trying to make a statue that you can walk inside in like Lady Liberty then half the fun is fitting a navigable interior inside the already finished statue.
Anonymous No.535683110 >>535685457
Reminder, Scar ships Gem with Etho. Dude backed away to take a romantic picture of them.

https://youtu.be/9x5TYcfqK6w?t=1h59m35s
Anonymous No.535684283
>DiddlerCrap eceleb shit
No.
Anonymous No.535685154
>>535635871
It shows that Mojang are willing to put another chest type into the game, is my point. And there's the ancient city concept art, too
Anonymous No.535685457
>>535683110
Looking forward to whenever their kids start playing Minecraft in 18 years
Anonymous No.535685914
>>535669857
Tends of millions is nothing to Microsoft. It has to be hundreds for them to even notice it, or preferably in the billions. At least it could be a massive inconvenience if they have to actually reinstate all old Mojang accounts (and maybe even the Minecraft accounts before that), and it's probably going to mean a lot of bad PR. The best we can hope for is a new precedence that states that you can't revoke someone's account if they don't agree to an update to the EULA/ToS. That could actually be fucking massive, since everyone's doing that currently - Blizzard, EA, Ubisoft, Adobe, etc. Imagine being able to decline an update and still be able to keep playing your game or using your software on the current version
Anonymous No.535688138
>>535635109
>fucking c++, it's not even that performant
it is as performant as pure C if you're not a Indian vibe coder
Anonymous No.535688549 >>535690343 >>535826216
Anonymous No.535690343 >>535826216
>>535688549
He does strike me as the sort of person who gets pegged by his wife
Anonymous No.535691212 >>535700650
>>535669857
>I migrated my account, and won't be participating
you can still get compensated because you were forced to migrate under threat
and you should, because fuck these kikes
Anonymous No.535697976 >>535709156
I wish I made my tower more straight or planned it out more before building it but its alright.
Anonymous No.535700650 >>535703940 >>535709287
>>535691212
I migrated once and still lost my account. I'm in the US. Do I need some form of proof or just to sign up with my real name/username?
Anonymous No.535703940
>>535700650
I dont know yet
Anonymous No.535708514 >>535708651 >>535710475 >>535712795 >>535718623 >>535719537 >>535729217 >>535754125 >>535842382
END UPDATE IS REAL
COMBAT UPDATE IS REAL
MINECART UPDATE IS REAL
https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vSCvc-8P9Uygd0SmW8v2H5XxgzPUxwu6zZOT6YG4UIO3k0rH0Jlc-mtqldUvQNJMOoX7L-hJcQH8t_r/pub
Anonymous No.535708651 >>535711517 >>535712440
>>535708514
Oh, the video this is for is out already. https://youtu.be/b26L4C0vwUk
Anonymous No.535709156
>>535697976
I wish you would have made it more crooked, that looks really cool
Anonymous No.535709287
>>535700650
Check the form in the video description, I'm sure they'll specify what they're looking for
Anonymous No.535710475 >>535710970 >>535711419 >>535778312
>>535708514
I genuinely don’t give a shit about them adding real world animals to the game, they should be adding more weird/fantastical mobs instead
Anonymous No.535710970
>>535710475
Real animals can drop leather and meat
Fantastical animals would need new items
Smol compoany from smol publishur pls understand uWu
Anonymous No.535711419 >>535714676
>>535710475
The way you're saing thay sounds like they aren't. They added the bogged, breeze, creaking, happy ghast and copper golem in recent history. The only animals they added in that time are the mob reskins vaguely based on real life. They also wanted to add more colored sheep but I guess that was too weird for people.
Anonymous No.535711517 >>535734231
>>535708651
I hate that guy. It takes him 5 minutes to say something that should have taken him 30 seconds
Anonymous No.535712440
>>535708651
it's literally nothing
Anonymous No.535712795 >>535714676 >>535716462
>>535708514
Mojang:
>NOOOOOO WE CAN'T ADD SHARKS BECAUSE THEY'RE MEAN
Also Mojang:
>adds a polar bear, an animal proven to be vastly more hostile than a shark on average
What the fuck man
Anonymous No.535714676
>>535711419
I’m saying it in response to shit like this>>535712795
Anonymous No.535716462
>>535712795
Remind me, when exactly did they say they won't add sharks? You mean this?
>https://feedback.minecraft.net/hc/en-us/articles/360005029872-Previously-Considered-Suggestions
>No realistic sharks. Hostile mobs need to be fantasy creatures.
It doesn't count out neutral sharks, like how polar bears work, just hostile, which is what most people wanted sharks to be like. And it's just a list of "stop asking for this on the feedback website, we've considered it already" topics, not a list of features that will never ever come. Just a bit further down you can see "baby dolphins" on the list, which were recently added to java and have existed on bedrock since the beginning.
Anonymous No.535717995 >>535719834
They should add salamanders to the game, but not real world salamanders. The fantasy fire lizard kind. They could be about the size of axolotls, but live in lava lakes underground and pop up and spit fire at you if you get too close them.
Anonymous No.535718623
>>535708514
> - Microsoft HR shot down early concepts for Elves, female humanoid mobs clad only in vines and leaves who would have had special player interactions when right-clicked with bottles, but only if either of the mob variables referred to as milkState or bladderState had reached at least 80, or if the bladderState had set to 0 but the mob was still engaged in the bladderReleaseAnim animation
wtf we could have had kino???
Anonymous No.535719537
>>535708514
>Said he wants an end update and says that mods overhauling the end are not similar to what they want. The idea is to have floating wastelands that are more interesting with more mobs, structures etc. He also wants to overhaul the dragon fights.
While I do get that the End is still extremely samey after a short while. Be more unique with it. Add some jagged spires made from endstone. Dead trees. Some instances of Endermen stealing shit from the Overworld. Fucking anything.
Anonymous No.535719834 >>535720234 >>535720834 >>535728753 >>535734516
>>535717995
Numojang doesn't wanna add existing mythological/fantasy/stock creatures to the game, there hasn't been one since witches. They want to have their own original bestiary. I'm guess they were inspired by the originality and success of the creeper, imagine if it never existed.
Anonymous No.535720234
>>535719834
Imagine if they ever acknowledged the joke is that it's a penis which explodes all over you and they sold shirts for five year olds proudly displaying it in Walmart.
Anonymous No.535720834 >>535720960
>>535719834
And yet they've said they wouldn't add the creeper if it had been on the table today
Anonymous No.535720960
>>535720834
They wouldn't have added anything, they would have made it a gay pride festival simulator with an NPC who starts the game giving you a ten hour lecture on endangered species.
Anonymous No.535722760 >>535728810 >>535731049
Just found the smallest cave. Pictured is the entire cave. It doesn't connect to anything.
Anonymous No.535728753
>>535719834
The aesthetic direction of modern Minecraft seems mostly inspired by somebody on the team thinking that villagers being ugly in the particular way that they are is the funniest thing in the world and the most tangible example for a unique look that the game had at the time and building everything off of that. Frumpy, bulbous, overall goofy looking. Nothing grotesque and nothing so ugly as to actually bother people all that much (except maybe the strider). The creeper doesn't really fit the more recent aesthetic, but they probably use its name as the justification for making so many things have a name ending in the -er suffix (strider, sniffer, etc.).

I really think villagers are the turning point for where Minecraft changed direction in so many ways--they're the bridge between the old and new aesthetic, they were added in release 1.0, trading with them changed how the game is played, and Mojang leaned even more into everything that villagers changed about the game by updating their appearance with more elaborate clothes that represent the new artstyle, making villager trades even more crucial to game progress and farming as time went on, using them as the basis for an entire new type of enemy unit and making ever more of those and building more of the game around them, and so on. They're also ever-present in all the update trailers and other promotional material. If Minecraft was made by the current team under the current direction from the beginning, there probably wouldn't be things like zombies and skeletons in the game at all, or they'd all be villager zombies and villager skeletons.
Anonymous No.535728810
>>535722760
It has a great personality tho, nothing to be ashamed of
Anonymous No.535729217
>>535708514
>they want to update Minecraft for at least 50 more years
I don’t think Mojang would even still exist at that point, pretty sure they’d be completely absorbed into Microsoft’s cyberpunk-esque megacorp a while before that or replaced by AI
Anonymous No.535731049
>>535722760
Too relatable
Anonymous No.535734231
>>535711517
thats basically every youtuber though
Anonymous No.535734516
>>535719834
>They want to have their own original bestiary
overall I approve

they've had some duds but several of their originals are pretty neat
Anonymous No.535751242
Anonymous No.535754125
>>535708514
>~1:21:00 He says he plans to make a fan meeting in Israel next September
this is a shitpost from doc author, right?
Anonymous No.535754594 >>535786231
>Notch is currently working on Levers and Chests
>also thought about making "Minecraft 2"
>also thought about (re-)starting development of 0x10c
I will kek my lungs out if Markus finishes all his projects b4 Poojang finishes all their updates (vote updates, End, combat)
Anonymous No.535758384 >>535761965 >>535786231
Cyberpunk city block
Thoughts?
Anonymous No.535758605 >>535782235 >>535820564
how did Metro Mayhem end?
Anonymous No.535761965
>>535758384
If I squint, it looks alright. If I actually look at it with my eyes open, I see a wall made out of warts, wool, and tile, and so on for all the other surfaces.
Anonymous No.535763693 >>535774962 >>535782837 >>535787875 >>535788568 >>535809064
i really do think bane of arthropods needs more uses
>spiders are a non-issue
>endermites are never ever something you'll even realize are there
>cave spiders and silverfish only spawn in one specific biome
>bees are neutral and any diamond sword kills them in like two hits anyways, one shots with a crit
Anonymous No.535774962 >>535775157 >>535778361 >>535781816 >>535786332
>>535763693
They could add some threat to the sea and make bane of arthropods more useful in one fell swoop by adding some kind of hostile crab or a monster based on anomalocaris or opabinia or something.
Anonymous No.535775157
>>535774962
Yes I thought of something along those lines as well. They should make a big spider boss.
Anonymous No.535775491
They should add giant scorpions in deserts and badlands.
Anonymous No.535777696 >>535786468 >>535809209
Okay so Google is being extra useless with the results, so I'll ask here.
What are some ways in which you can kill someone without it appearing on chat that it was you?
I know dripstone traps, height traps (not worth the risk of them having a water bucket on hand) and lava traps. But what if I hit them a few times with an axe and then place and collect lava (so that their items don't burn) so they burn to death?
I also know that using a Pumpkin "mask" will hide your name tag, are there any other ways?
Anonymous No.535778312 >>535779370
>>535710475
no. no more entities, they bloat the game, we need new mechanics, new redstone components, maybe even a new food mechanic, thirst or temperature, seasons, so the campfire has a real usage something like that. maybe make people stop spamming the same food in their mouth
Anonymous No.535778361 >>535778675
>>535774962
>threat to the sea and make bane of arthropods more useful
Evil shrimp
Anonymous No.535778675 >>535784069
>>535778361
fuck it, let's make tropical fish be agressive and have glowing red eyes at night
Anonymous No.535779370 >>535786875
>>535778312
New food recipes are the easiest thing to implement that would bother absolutely NO ONE. It's the less controversial thing to add, yet here we are with flying Ghasts and the same recipes since God knows when.
Anonymous No.535780156 >>535782040 >>535784703 >>535786714
Reinstalled after many years and made a rudimentary tower on a mountain peak.
I'm lacking in inspiration on how to spice up the thing, though. Does anyone have any recommendations on references to the outside? Or ideas for interiors? I have no idea what blocks have been added since like 2013.
Anonymous No.535781816
>>535774962
>They could add some threat to the sea and make bane of arthropods more useful in one fell swoop by adding some kind of hostile crab or a monster based on anomalocaris or opabinia or something
Krakens
Anonymous No.535782040 >>535785958
>>535780156
Make an arched roof on the left connecting from your house/tower to the mountainside and then turn it into a forge. A tunnel leading into the mountain with supports inside that has a ladder going up that takes you to a watch tower way up high over looking your entire area
Anonymous No.535782235 >>535820564
>>535758605
I think Chadtho squeaked out season/month/whatever 1 over Chub. Tango was working on changes to his section saturday, including removing some shortcuts.
Anonymous No.535782837
>>535763693
I had an exact idea for a remedy for this
>Scorpions in the Desert
>Spider Nest cave structure/biome with a Spider Queen mini-boss like the Ravager/Elder Guardian, gives a Spider Egg on defeat that becomes a mount which lets you scale walls for ease of building
>Giant ants that are neutral on the surface but will become hostile when you break into their nests
>The End having a biome that naturally generates Endermites
Anonymous No.535782947
Banana.
Anonymous No.535784069 >>535784214
>>535778675
Fish aren't arthropods Anon
Anonymous No.535784160 >>535799868
was he the best to ever do it?
Anonymous No.535784214 >>535786446
>>535784069
>silverFISH
Anonymous No.535784703 >>535786207 >>535786714
>>535780156
Same here, last time i played was a cracked version sometime in 2012 i think, finally bought a copy for nostalgia's sake, but it seems theres a lot of new stuff
Still trying to figure out how to make a nice looking table, though
Anonymous No.535785958
>>535782040
Made a rinky dink forge on the right side. Left, I want to have a bridge going to the higher peak later, so I can't have smoke going under that. But I think left will be some kind of arched walkway or something, though I have no clue what to make that look like.
Anonymous No.535786207 >>535786714
>>535784703
>how to make a nice looking table
i'm a retard for creativity especially when there's so much fucking stuff to work with so i just search for what other people have made and work around what they did because i'd never be able to make it myself
like someone put two clear glass panes next to each other and then white carpet on top, the way the panes connect it looks like an iron stand holding the "table" up like how the fuck do people see this naturally
Anonymous No.535786231
>>535754594
SHEIIIITTTTTT WE REALLY GOT OX10C HL3 AND THE END UPDATE BEFOAH GTA 6
>>535758384
It's breddy gud
I knew fence gates reminded me of something but I didn't realize it was moonrunes
Anonymous No.535786332
>>535774962
impaling tho
Anonymous No.535786446
>>535784214
arent fish
Anonymous No.535786468
>>535777696
the alpha trap, sand
it no longer stunlocks so you have to be a big chad to kill with it now unless you set up some over-engineered trap
but all you need is the height advantage, blocks near you, and a stack of sand
Anonymous No.535786714
>>535784703
>>535780156
>>535786207
blockpalettes.com (STILL can't search by more than one block)
Put a fence down, crouch and put a half block or pressure plate on top of the fence (magic)
Watch some building basic tutorials or look up tutorials or example videos on the type of thing you want to build for inspiration/to copy
If you want to go to the dark side look up MUH GRADIENTS but do not actually speckle the blocks into each other that much for transitions, or make walls up of randomly mixed blocks, it is called blockvomit for a reason
Anonymous No.535786875 >>535786920
>>535779370
Mojang is really weird about food. I'm still waiting on them letting you stack stews or cook carrots.
Anonymous No.535786920 >>535787841
>>535786875
You didn't play in beta, huh
Anonymous No.535787582
https://youtu.be/2XWaNbjY6e0?si=MhW04bH7-LFLaOOC&t=9070
Anonymous No.535787841 >>535805534
>>535786920
I started out in early beta, that's why it bothers me so much. Mushroom stew was there for compact food you could take with you as ingredients on a long trip, but it lost that usage when they added hunger and let you just stack porkchops or steaks up to 64 instead. Those are both a better food source anyway, so there's no good reason to bother with stew. Rabbit stew is even worse--you get less net hunger restored from it than the hunger restored by eating its ingredients (which are all stackable) separately.
Anonymous No.535787875
>>535763693
It's a shame they never added termite mounds, I'd imagine Bane of Arthropods would be effective against them too
Anonymous No.535788568
>>535763693
Bane of Arth also slows which I never knew until I looked it up one day
They do need scorpions and a spider boss though
Spider boss has rare chance to spawn in those interminable shitty mineshafts that interrupt your caving, it is weaker than the wither, less health, poisons instead of withering, but likely there will be some of those little cave spider shits crawling around the area waiting to finish you off while poisoned
Anonymous No.535789549 >>535790761 >>535797130
>Pigmen in the Nether
>No Cowmen, Sheepmen, or Chickenmen
explain
Anonymous No.535790761
>>535789549
Matthew 8, Jesus casts demons into a herd of pigs, they all run into the sea and drown
Anonymous No.535797130 >>535797798 >>535805662
Did Enderman AI change since they were introduced at any point? I swear they act less spooky and more zesty now. Getting stuck in weird corners and never teleing out, following you and spinning in circles holding blocks, it's weird.
>>535789549
>grass patch isolated deep underground in sealed cave you've never entered in pre-lush-cave version
Do you blame Endermen or Herobrine?
Anonymous No.535797798 >>535798035 >>535839461 >>535840043
>>535797130
Like genuinely the fuck is this?
Make one little hole to the second floor, two of them drop in. I have one stuck in my pigpen somehow. One that follows me around by my spawn hut? Why are they like this? This isn't scary at all, it's just annoying.
Anonymous No.535798035 >>535839461
>>535797798
Couldn't even build, couldn't even sleep because "monsters are nearby", had to build a headbump and kill them for no reason just because they wouldn't quit infesting the place. What a nuisance. it's not atmospheric horror at all like this.
Anonymous No.535798585 >>535798685 >>535798909 >>535805223
I think I fucked up. Am I able to reroll a librarian villager's items by destroying his workstation if I bought something from him already?
Anonymous No.535798685 >>535798801
>>535798585
Yes. Removing their job block robs them of their sense of identity and they wander the village as drunken louts until they detect a new unclaimed job block, whereupon they sprint to it.
/v/ calls them Jews but really they're Asian.
Anonymous No.535798801
>>535798685
But they don't lose their job upon removing the block if you've bought something from them beforehand. Which means the sale items aren't rerolling.
Anonymous No.535798909 >>535798954
>>535798585
Yeah you need a new one. Maybe you could cure and zombify him but other than that I don't know if anything works.
Anonymous No.535798954
>>535798909
Damn, ya hate to see it.
Anonymous No.535799868
>>535784160
Yes.
Anonymous No.535801454
>go live
>pretend it's the first time you've ever streamed
>embarrass yourself with pig testicles or fake news about a Shubble collab
>say you'll streaming again soon
>don't
>repeat 6 months later
Anonymous No.535805223
>>535798585
No, you'll have to get a new one. Buying something from them locks in their profession and trades
Anonymous No.535805534
>>535787841
Suspicious stew actually still has a niche as "earlygame potions", and if you make it with dandelions you basically get a superfood that's better than golden carrots
Anonymous No.535805662 >>535807009
>>535797130
Enderman can not despawn anymore when holding a block.
So if they teleport into a cave and dont find a spot, they get stuck like retards.

It's a huge issue for long term worlds ever since they changed that.
Anonymous No.535806026 >>535807108 >>535821079
Does anyone have any good building tips to stop my houses from looking like wooden boxes?
Anonymous No.535806914
How can I hang banners from strings? I'm trying to place them in front of them in the air but it's not placeable.
Anonymous No.535807009
>>535805662
kek
I get them not wanting the endermen to despawn with precious blocks but that's so stupid
Anonymous No.535807108
>>535806026
Overhang the eaves by one block both x and z
Optionally build up the eaves on the ends slightly above the roof like a facade.
Anonymous No.535808241
holy fuck dude why can't they just let us put leads on fucking villagers man, i got one literally 99% of the way to my base luring him all the way there with a composter and then he just fucking turns 180 degrees and starts walking all the way back to the village i cleared of all beds and job blocks because sundown started
Anonymous No.535809064
>>535763693
I have a Smite sword in my ender chest for wither skeletons and the wither, but I never thought about having a Bane of Arthropod sword for my spider grinder. I guess that goes to show how useless the enchantment really is
Anonymous No.535809209 >>535812614
>>535777696
Pretty sure both TNT and end crystals just display " blew up". End crystals are also really quick if you know what you're doing, since it's just an obsidian block, the crystal, and a punch
Anonymous No.535810610 >>535814304
I made a 1700s paper mill repurposed from a disused corn mill.
Anonymous No.535812614 >>535813513
>>535809209
That should display kill credit.
Anonymous No.535813273
>lucky block skywars
>one possible drop is a loot chest which might be a trap chest
>if it's a trap chest it does an end crystal explosion when opened
>ignore the lucky blocks and craft a dozen trap chests instead
fuck nu-pvp anyway
Anonymous No.535813513 >>535813837
>>535812614
Even with ender crystals? I think TNT might, but only if you set it off with flint and steel. If you use redstone (e.g. a button) you're fine. I use buttons when TNT mining for ancient debris, precisely because it doesn't aggro pigmen if one's hurt since the game considers the explosion to not have an owner in that context
Anonymous No.535813837
>>535813513
End crystal yes, tnt with redstone no.
Anonymous No.535814304 >>535824150
>>535810610
Adorable. Try adding some leaves or flowers around the outside, though. Makes the building feel more connected to the landscape
Anonymous No.535820564
>>535758605
>>535782235
Cub won, then Etho and Scar
Anonymous No.535821079 >>535822207
>>535806026
quit designing square floor plans, especially if multiple floors
Anonymous No.535822207 >>535828386 >>535840109
>>535821079
My autism demands a rectangular floor Anon.
Anonymous No.535824150 >>535825183
>>535814304
Taller than the wildflowers, you mean? I got some roses from a spot by spawn and some peonies from a little patch right behind where I took the screenshot.
Anonymous No.535825183 >>535825913
>>535824150
More like that, yeah, though I feel like the roses might be too vivid
Anonymous No.535825586 >>535828547 >>535829173 >>535875117
https://www.minecraft.net/en-us/article/minecraft-snapshot-25w34a
servers can display a code of conduct you must accept before joining, some minor changes and bug fixes to the copper golem
Anonymous No.535825913
>>535825183
I also already have them at my spawn hut so maybe I'll add a third peony.
I actually don't know where to get big flowers other than finding them, does bonemeal ever make them appear?
Also I made the railing for the bridge out of birch since the river is near the boundary of the dark forest and birch forest, but does it stand out too much?
Anonymous No.535826216 >>535840504
>>535688549
>>535690343
come into my ass and say that fuckhead
Anonymous No.535828386
>>535822207
smack your autism on the mouth and remind it who's boss
Anonymous No.535828547 >>535829358
>>535825586
perfect, just what everyone wants
Anonymous No.535829173 >>535829575
>>535825586
>Code of Conduct
>"In the interest of fostering an open and welcoming environment, we as players and moderators pledge to making participation on our server and in our community a harassment-free experience for everyone, regardless of age, body size, disability, ethnicity, sex characteristics, gender identity and expression, level of experience, education, socio-economic status, nationality, personal appearance, race, religion, or sexual identity and orientation."
Anonymous No.535829358 >>535831836 >>535835816
>>535828547
How is this a bad thing?
Anonymous No.535829575
>>535829173
This will surely keep the spics and japs from ruining my server with combat hacks
Anonymous No.535831836 >>535835220
>>535829358
>t. 10 years behind the curve
Historically CoCs are how trannies and sjws ideologically purify the spaces they're trying to take over. It's easy to convince owners/admins to add one and then once it's in they can use it as a tool to purge the wrongthinkers. In this case it's basically pointless because servers can already ban whoever they want anyway, though it still normalizes it. In practice it'll probably just be a fast and easy way to figure out if a server is run by troons without having to do any research and a quick way for any public server to tank their player count.
Anonymous No.535835220 >>535842426
>>535831836
But servers already have this, it's usually just a wall of signs or some other way of doing it, or somewhere on a website. This offers a dedicated screen to list the rules of the server, and the best part is that it can't be stealthily changed, based on the changelog.
Anonymous No.535835816
>>535829358
has a lack of sovl
Anonymous No.535839461
>>535797798
>>535798035
They tend to do this way more often whenever it's raining, also if endermen picking up blocks is frustrating for whatever reason then I'd invest in adding the datapack from vanilla tweaks that disables them from "griefing" the world
Anonymous No.535840043
>>535797798
watching them fall to their deaths in my enderman farm is so satisfying.
Anonymous No.535840109 >>535842646
>>535822207
Then just slap a bunch of rectangular shapes together and see what you can come up with
Anonymous No.535840285 >>535840606 >>535840714 >>535840732 >>535843427
I just wanted to strip mine and collect some fucking deepslate.
Caves, man. Caves everywhere all the time.
Why call it underground if it's just a gaping void with no support pillars as far as the eye can render?
Anonymous No.535840504
>>535826216
>deactivated gun
>arms like toothpicks
>no ground weight for massive height
He's like a walking flagpole that hasn't been anchored to the ground, I bet if you kick him in the shin he'd just fold and crash to the floor like a freshly chopped tree
Anonymous No.535840606
>>535840285
And you can't see it in this screenshot but there's a gaping ravine right at my feet and then one in the ceiling above me crossing it
Anonymous No.535840714 >>535843238
>>535840285
go to just above bedrock level, there are no more caves there
Anonymous No.535840732 >>535843238
>>535840285
Never understood this complaint, before deepslate everyone strip mined at the lowest possible level of the world. Now deepslate exists and the people who complain about strip mining aren't strip mining at the lowest possible level of the world, you only have yourself to blame
Anonymous No.535842382
>>535708514
>MINECART UPDATE IS REAL
we already knew this, there's a Minecart experiment in the game right now to test out.
Anonymous No.535842426
>>535835220
>the best part is that it can't be stealthily changed, based on the changelog
Which is funny, since Mojang has been changing their ToS without informing the players for years. That's literally part of the class-action lawsuit
Anonymous No.535842646 >>535845274
>>535840109
Is this one of those "how many rectangles are in this picture?" 12
Anonymous No.535843238 >>535843510
>>535840732
>>535840714
>bro...the meta....
Anonymous No.535843427 >>535844967
>>535840285
>I just wanted to strip mine
your problem is that you are retarded
Anonymous No.535843510 >>535844967
>>535843238
nigger
Anonymous No.535844967 >>535845914 >>535848749 >>535850657
>>535843427
>>535843510
>bro you don't understand you HAVE to trade constant lava pits to avoid constant caves no matter what and you can never ever ever ever ever EVER want to find iron in decent quantities
>the ground was just TOO MUCH GROUND before in Cavecraft just STOP COMPLAINING BROOOOO PLEAAASSSSE
Anonymous No.535845274 >>535846796
>>535842646
No, it's just 4 rectangles I placed on top of each other randomly to show that you can still build with rectangles without your base looking like a single square shape
Anonymous No.535845914
>>535844967
There is practically no lava just above bedrock level. Extremely rarely you'll have a lava block just above you, something that is fixed by placing one block.
Anonymous No.535846703 >>535848272 >>535848578 >>535848653 >>535849257 >>535851240 >>535851879 >>535852687 >>535856735 >>535861683
After some deep, deep meditation, I’ve realized that elytra’s are NOT the thing that renders every other form of transportation obsolete. That’s actually the 300,000 gunpowder per hour Automatic AFK creeper farm that you copied off of youtube that actually made those other methods obsolete.
Anonymous No.535846796
>>535845274
Anonymous No.535848272
>>535846703
You will never get them to acknowledge this.
Anonymous No.535848578
>>535846703
TRVKE
Anonymous No.535848653 >>535848770
>>535846703
best way is elytra + riptide trident. Just gotta wait for rain.
Anonymous No.535848749 >>535849385
>>535844967
>cavecraft
You mean cave game? The development name of the game?
Anonymous No.535848770 >>535849028
>>535848653
>*krashes*
Anonymous No.535849028 >>535850015
>>535848770
how? It's just elytra with unlimited max speed boost
Anonymous No.535849257
>>535846703
Even with a simple mob grinder you can get enough gunpowder and xp to make the others obsolete for normal play. The solution is nerfing mob farms.
Anonymous No.535849385 >>535850758
>>535848749
Remember how indev had caves without them being everywhere all the time?
Anonymous No.535849868
Is there a site for a target dummy sort of thing? I want to improve in PvP and try some stuff out.
Anonymous No.535850015
>>535849028
>he doesn't play on a potato that can't keep up with chunk generation and crashes
Anonymous No.535850657
>>535844967
>go into cave
>mine
>this isn't mining
>also unrelated to stripminers being brain-damaged
Anonymous No.535850758
>>535849385
Just disable noise caves if you don't like them.
Anonymous No.535851240 >>535851668
>>535846703
solution is removing fireworks + elytra interaction, punch II bow was skill based at least, phone kids btfo
Anonymous No.535851496 >>535852085
what the hell did I dig into
Anonymous No.535851668 >>535851993 >>535852085 >>535852492
>>535851240
autism
Anonymous No.535851879
>>535846703
I still havent been to the end but I have like 9 stacks of gunpowder

I agree that you are right, however.
Anonymous No.535851993
>>535851668
yeah and
Anonymous No.535852085 >>535852708 >>535864819
>>535851496
a trial chamber
good luck to just find one like that without using a cartographer

>>535851668
>everything I dont like is autism
Anonymous No.535852492 >>535856324 >>535949756
>>535851668
I actively avoid the End while playing. Everytime I've played with friends, there's always 1 faggot who wants to go and fight the Ender Dragon asap, and we always stop playing afterwards.
Fuck that shit
I rather build stuff.
And fuck the Elytra too, Minecarts are way more comfy and scenic.
Anonymous No.535852687 >>535853651 >>535855010 >>535861939
>>535846703
This is why I propose a new way to get gunpowder such that creepers no longer drop it when killed. Instead, you carefully tame and ultimately seduce them, and they’ll naturally secrete gunpowder during heat cycles and intercourse. The more satisfied the creeper is, the more gunpowder she’ll produce
Anonymous No.535852708 >>535853306
>>535852085
oh fr? sick

i'll wait til my friends are online before we explore it
Anonymous No.535853306
>>535852708
It's actually designed with multiplayer in mind. Have fun
Anonymous No.535853651
>>535852687
Where did things go wrong? Were you the victim of some twisted sick pervert? Poor thing.
Anonymous No.535855010
>>535852687
Make a mod.
Anonymous No.535856324 >>535857068 >>535857551
>>535852492
The only thing I ever want from the end is end stone. The only thing I actually would want from an end update would just be an expanded end stone blockset and maybe a chalk stone.

Until then, the end is seriously just not worth going to.
Anonymous No.535856735
>>535846703
Actually true, without rockets an elytra is really tedious to use to get around anywhere. I suggest they do the same thing with creepers that they did with zombie pigmen in that a player kill is required to drop loot. This should be applied to all mobs, only player kills should count toward mob loot drops
Anonymous No.535857068 >>535857551 >>535857727 >>535949756
>>535856324
the end is perfect for building whatever you want though. You have a thousand blocks of emptyness between the main island and the outer islands to build anything
Anonymous No.535857551 >>535858479 >>535949756
>>535856324
Yeah, I'd like polished endstone and a few other variants
>>535857068
>open inventory to reorganize hotbar for three seconds
>accidentally attract the ire of an enderman 80 blocks away.
>rinse and repeat over the course of a half hour
>be that one white guy surrounded by black guys meme
Anonymous No.535857727 >>535858479
>>535857068
Fair enough, but endermen spawn all over your builds. It’s very nice for maparts though.
Anonymous No.535858479
>>535857727
>>535857551
you just need a light level of one to keep these things away. Also just keep watching them fall to their deaths in your enderpearl farm. It's so satisfying. Just listen to the sounds they make when dying.
Anonymous No.535861683
>>535846703
I made my own farm from my own design, even though it ended up similar to the popular ones. Most of that gunpowder is for TNT, though, as I refuse to dupe any
Anonymous No.535861939 >>535864131
>>535852687
>Minecraft + Cloud Meadow / Whatever the fuck that other one is called
Make it happen
Anonymous No.535863824
Farms are OP
Gathering resources the intended way is slow and boring

Conclusion: minecraft is shit
Anonymous No.535864131
>>535861939
sexo
Anonymous No.535864745 >>535864975 >>535866498 >>535866879 >>535868878
If there's one thing Mojang does right, it's not pandering to furfags.
Anonymous No.535864819
>>535852085
they're pretty common
Anonymous No.535864975
>>535864745
No need when mods exist
Anonymous No.535865271
>modslop
Yeah, it's all you'll ever have because Mojang doesn't pander to subhumans like you.
Anonymous No.535865335 >>535867081
I haven't built any auto-farms and I fear of crossing that line. I think once crossed I'll start automating everything and "skipping" a lot of the game.
I know too many tales of autist ruining their own gaming experiences for meta.
The counter argument would be that building is what's fun. But then couldn't you just go build in creative mode? Part of the fun is building stuff with resources you grinded for.
Dr. Kaczynski speaks on this, the power process.
Anonymous No.535866498 >>535866879 >>535867014 >>535869746
>>535864745
Someone post the fox gif
Anonymous No.535866879
>>535864745
>>535866498
Anonymous No.535867014
>>535866498
You mean that looped edit that does nothing to prove me wrong? Doesn't really change much.
Anonymous No.535867081
>>535865335
I build farms as much for resources as I do to have an excuse to build something else. I can only build so many empty houses before I get bored
Anonymous No.535868878
>>535864745
This doesn’t mean anything when they’re not really pandering to anyone in that way, Mojang knows Minecraft has tons of kids playing and they certainly don’t want to be in the same situation as Roblox
Anonymous No.535869746
>>535866498
Also, here’s a piece of concept art for MC Legends
Anonymous No.535872884
They should let me combine an arrow with an Ender pearl.
Anonymous No.535875117
>>535825586
>copper golems arent 1 block tall anymore
isnt this a massive nerf?
Anonymous No.535877158 >>535885361 >>535890461
found a seed that was a single island in a badlands only world and i've had a fun time starting with fuck all and slowly building it up. Each time a wandering trader shows up is actually a big deal in terms of things like saplings and i finally got a single grass block of him. Its a fun challenge to keep the game fresh without mods.

-Also yes autists i went into creative to fly up for a screenshot, i'm not building a giant pillar in the sea id have to mine.
Anonymous No.535883340
i just finished building my evil wizard tower...it looks a lot more phallic than i had anticipated
also, not quite as big...i think its still a WIP
Anonymous No.535885361
>>535877158
>Also yes autists i went into creative to fly up for a screenshot, i'm not building a giant pillar in the sea id have to mine.
So the happy ghast is just for decor?
Anonymous No.535888462
Anonymous No.535888991 >>535938438
>drop release is likely a month away
>copper golem AI is still buggy as fuck
mojang…
Anonymous No.535890461 >>535896823 >>535905357
>>535877158
I'm doing something similar but it's an ocean biomes only world, the first couple of in game weeks was rough but eventually I found some bamboo in sunken ships and a trader came by with oak saplings. Kinda set up well now after finding some potatoes and a mending rod in a ocean ruin chest, dies a lot to trident drowned but that's just how it is. There was a chicken jockey under ground so I brought the chicken to the surface, just need to find another and I think you can breed them so that the baby chick will then lay eggs when it grows up? Got myself a sniffer pet too

Also interesting to note I'm currently in a lukewarm biome so I guess the chicken the jockey rides spawns based on the biome. So if I sail to a frozen ocean I'll probably find a cold biome chicken jockey

Taking my time with this world, it's slow going from normal play but fun. It took me a couple of hours to find this island from spawn but it had a shipwreck on and I had to make it my new set up
Anonymous No.535896823
>>535890461
>no shaders
sovl!!
Anonymous No.535901036
I have been playing this game for years I have just finally found that nautilus shells exist.
Anonymous No.535902584 >>535903276
>you can turn dirt into clay my putting it over a dripstone and making it wet
What are some hidden mechanics you know of?
Anonymous No.535902616
why do rabbits only have 10% to drop it's singular foot while the mob clearly has 4?
Anonymous No.535903276 >>535926195
>>535902584
Surprised you never knew that one, it's actually common knowledge due to renewable terracotta without buying it from stone mason villagers. Most of my "hidden" or uncommon mechanics are for usually pointless, like how you can turn 1 bucket of water into an infinite water source using bone meal - dig down 2 blocks, place water on the upper block and bone meal the lower block. It creates a tall piece of sea grass which turns the lower flowing water into a water source, now you have 2 water sources and can create an infinite water source
Anonymous No.535905357 >>535908393
>>535890461
that chicken uses hostile mob despawning rules, btw
a lead won't work, either
Anonymous No.535908393 >>535940294
>>535905357
Don't worry, he's been name tagged since I removed the baby zombie riding it. My first goal was to start fishing, pulled up 2 name tags so far so the 2nd chicken will be safe too. This guy has been around for about 9 in game days now and I've traveled over 5k blocks in each direction since so it's safe to say that name tagging these keeps them around for good

Also managed to pick up a free gift from the baby zombie as its ride slowly walked towards me at a much easier to deal with pace
Anonymous No.535911383 >>535912291 >>535917838 >>535976227
i hate how adding this feels like i'm cheating but it's actually reasonable, fucking 6 planks for 2 trapdoors? really? it's 6 planks for 3 full doors
Anonymous No.535912291
>>535911383
It should be 6 trap doors
Anonymous No.535917838 >>535929496 >>535931620
>>535911383
Is there any reason for it? It's not like trap doors actually act as traps so you'd want to "disencourage" their use. So why are they so expensive?
Anonymous No.535923328
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1755579190854651.webm
Anonymous No.535926195
>>535903276
Never considered that, that's useful for skyblock with one water source.
Anonymous No.535926630
I foresee enchanted harnesses for happy ghasts in the future
Anonymous No.535929496
>>535917838
>"disencourage"
Anon...
Discourage is already a word
Anonymous No.535931620 >>536013786
>>535917838
because fuck you, that's why
the recipe for doors used to give you only one door too, but once they changed that they either forgot or didn't give enough of a shit to update the trapdoor recipe too
Anonymous No.535938236 >>535964360
There must be more to life
Anonymous No.535938438 >>535967671
>>535888991
And the last snapshot changed almost nothing. They're either working hard on it, or they consider it working as intended
Anonymous No.535940294 >>535956291
>>535908393
Did he ask to be put in that boat?
Anonymous No.535949391
Anonymous No.535949756 >>535952214 >>535954671 >>535961509
>>535852492
Sounds like your personal mental illness, honestly. I love Minecarts, boats, pearls, basically anything but horses, and I'm not really good at Elytra flying nor is it really my favorite, I only use it for long-distance.
But it doesn't force you to use it, it takes nothing away from the game, and if you actually built things you'd love shulkers.
The problem is the mental illness you and your friends share where you "lose the magic" because you "finished the game" and it's "not a challenge anymore" as if building were a survival or endurance running activity.
>>535857551
Place pumpkin on head, problem solved forever.
>>535857068
The real problem is the skybox and tinted lighting and lack of shadows. It ultimately fails at displaying many builds beautifully which should be the whole point.
Anonymous No.535951627 >>535951723
i hate the Sniffer
Anonymous No.535951723
>>535951627
Support Israel, chud.
Anonymous No.535952214 >>535952676
>>535949756
Can hardly see then, pumpkin head
Anonymous No.535952676 >>535954450
>>535952214
Back up your pumpkin overlay image.
Open it in an editor.
Ctrl-A, delete, save.
Problem solved forever.
Anonymous No.535954450 >>535954776
>>535952676
If you wanna cheat like that, at least make a resource pack or download one, don't mess with your game files.
Anonymous No.535954671 >>535954776
>>535949756
>retardbabble
Anonymous No.535954776 >>535956672 >>535961314 >>535961509
>>535954450
>>535954671
You guys are so fucking dumb it's unbelievable sometimes.
Anonymous No.535956291 >>535958797
>>535940294
Yes, it's his bed/home now because I don't trust the game to keep him alive while he wanders around freely. I bet he'd park his feathered behind on some sapling and wait for it to grow then kill himself from suffocation
Anonymous No.535956672
>>535954776
>only my mongoloid opinion is le correct aieeee!!!
Anonymous No.535958797
>>535956291
Anonymous No.535961314
>>535954776
Why not just fucking use creative if you're going to start messing with game files?
Anonymous No.535961509 >>535966628 >>535969943
>>535949756
>>535954776
>it doesnt affect me therefore it doesnt affect anyone
That's some Main Character Syndrome, Anon. Try learning how 99% of Minecraft players are systematically ruining their playthroughs by speedrunning to Elytras. They're too powerful with next to zero requirements compared to building infrastructure for Minecarts or Boats.
Anonymous No.535964360
>>535938236
Not when you are a Minecraft player.
Anonymous No.535966628
>>535961509
>minecart infrastructure
I think it's nearing time that I start developing that for my world. I have five builds that I want to interconnect in my spawn village.
Well, maybe a few more other builds first. Still need to make the woodfarm/wood burner and perhaps a library or something.
Anonymous No.535967671
>>535938438
And the change they DID make was make the golem box slightly taller because it was getting stuck on certain blocks, but now it straight up can’t move in 1 block high spaces. At the same time, the latest bedrock preview actually fixed it so they CAN pathfind in 1 block high spaces. And on top of all of that, the bug tracker is a pain the ass to use
Anonymous No.535968581 >>535996429
Anonymous No.535969943 >>535970827
>>535961509
Infrastructure for boats? You don't really need to build for them at all.
Anonymous No.535970827
>>535969943
Canals and boat elevators can help a lot. Sadly they're entirely not worth it with how slow boats are. Can you lead boats together now? Maybe if you had several chest boats in tow it could be worth it
Anonymous No.535976227 >>535977657
>>535911383
I actually kind of wish that the normal door recipe yielded 2 doors. I never need three doors. If I'm making doors, I'm usually either making a set of double doors, a house with a single door on the front and rear, or some grand entrance for a large build with two sets of double doors on either side of a pillar or something. With three doors per crafting, I end up with 1 or 2 extra doors that I inevitably stuff into a chest somewhere and forget about. The fact that the same recipe turned on its side yields trapdoors equal in volume to 1 single normal door almost adds insult to injury here, since I use those for windows, balcony railings, and room dividers so I'll need way more of them than normal doors.
Anonymous No.535977558 >>535981120 >>535981251 >>535986824
you have 1 (one) beacon (and infinite iron blocks). What are you doing with it?
Anonymous No.535977657
>>535976227
Mojang really don't know how to balance recipes, that's why a lot of them feel kind of random
Anonymous No.535981120 >>535984551
>>535977558
speed to run faster around my base. The range is too low for the other buffs to be useful
Anonymous No.535981251 >>535981961 >>535984551
>>535977558
Honestly, debate what kind of buff to provide, where to provide it for myself, realize that I don't really need it for anything/buffs like haste might interfere with muscle memory, so just stash it in a chest somewhere, forget about it for eight months, finally come up with an idea and spend 40 minutes looking for what chest I put it in.
Anonymous No.535981961 >>535982683
>>535981251
It's a valuable item, put it in a bundle in a shulker in your ender chest.
Anonymous No.535982683
>>535981961
I did, but then I plopped the shulker down somewhere, yoinked an item from the bundle, stashed it somewhere, and now that it's in a bundle, I've potentially overlooked it a dozen times.
Anonymous No.535984551
>>535981120
>>535981251
Yeah I was thinking speed would probably be the play. It's been a long time since I've had a beacon and I forgot just how small the range is, my home area is big enough that i cant really have one beacon cover it all right now. I've just got it off to the side giving off haste 2 right now, for chopping trees faster, insta mineing stone, and faster deepslate. Going in and out of a speed 2 zone would give me nausea more than it would help. I need to make another wither skellie farm pretty soon I suppose is what this means.
Throwing it in a chest would mean it would never be found again lol, exactly as you described, so might as well place it down doing something right now.
Anonymous No.535986824
>>535977558
Building a scale recreation of USS Monitor vs CSS Virginia and putting the beacon in storage and forgetting about it.
Anonymous No.535987535 >>536009214
Made myself a little dock to go fishin' till I figure out what I want to do with this island I'm on, probably gonna turn it into a fort/castle on the sea which got me thinking of how literally everyone makes forts/castles and with a lot of discussion lately on an End update I'd really like to see some new block sets that cater to a more "modern/futuristic" look and I feel an End update could provide that. Sure endstone and purpur aren't that much different from regular blocks we already have, but end rods frequently get used in industrial or sci-fi related builds and perhaps mojang could expand on that with some new specific End biome resources

Anyway, back to finding a nether fortress for my first blaze rods so I can get some potions set up and maybe think about getting some zombie villagers. I've found 3 bastions so far, conquered 1 of them but still no nether fortress within what feels like a 1k x 1k area of my portal
Anonymous No.535993168 >>535998747
I wanna build some retarded megastructure to bring some meaning to my life and playthrough.
Recommend me some.
Anonymous No.535996429
>>535968581
Anonymous No.535997584 >>536001769
We are here
https://www.twitch.tv/shubble
Anonymous No.535998747 >>536003767
>>535993168
Massive dwarven citadel. Large entrance spanning the side of a giant mountain and then hollow out most of the underground to make way for industry, homes, and infrastructure.
Anonymous No.536001769
>>535997584
stroking
Anonymous No.536003767
>>535998747
Ok, but imagine if you had a colony of dwarves and you built it for them, together with them, giving them a purpose and morale. Legends of the grand entrance would spread throughout the lands from travelers, and you could hear about it from far away npcs. Now that would bring some meaning to your playthrough.
Anonymous No.536007253 >>536011861
NEW

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rmWGmDSwZrY
Anonymous No.536009214 >>536011052
>>535987535
a dock out into an ocean is a great way to get trident'd
I made myself a fishing pond that never spawns any monsters, and I plopped a cat right next to where I stand to keep creepers off my dick
Anonymous No.536009383 >>536010191
when are we getting the super aggressive "angry ghast" that spits lava sources at you and lays eggs that hatch into "mini angry ghasts" that behave like homing missiles and explode on contact?
Anonymous No.536010191 >>536010315
>>536009383
I'm still waiting for the horny ghast
Anonymous No.536010315 >>536010445
>>536010191
Anonymous No.536010445
>>536010315
Anonymous No.536011052
>>536009214
Unfortunately I'm playing on an ocean biomes only world so it's only the sea in every direction and not much room for a fishing pond, I could make one out in the water and make it safer but I think it'd look ugly. Haven't had a trident launcher come my way so far at the dock, haven't even seen a single drowned pass me by either for that matter which is a little strange

Once I get some better tools I'll work on making a proper area for me to live in, a proper fishing pond will be included
Anonymous No.536011187 >>536012147 >>536012486 >>536065203
If Alex and Efe had a daughter, who'd be the mom?
Anonymous No.536011861
>>536007253
fuck this editing
Anonymous No.536012147 >>536012486
>>536011187
>>>/u/
yuritards stay in your containment board
Anonymous No.536012486 >>536026582 >>536055250
>>536012147
call them yuricucks which what they are

>>536011187
go away yuricuck
Anonymous No.536013786 >>536016539 >>536017878
>>535931620
Thank you for reminding me of this. I swore we didn't get 3 doors in the past. It's kind of crazy.
Anonymous No.536016539 >>536017878
>>536013786
I started in 2014 and its been 3 the whole time for me
Anonymous No.536017878
>>536013786
>>536016539
If only there was a way to play the earlier versions of minecraft
I guess we'll never know
Anonymous No.536026582
>>536012486
curb your racism
Anonymous No.536032929
>cleared out an entire bastion with a stack of gravel and a fishing rod
I understand why etho says rods are one of the best things in the game to have, I just yoinked all the piglins and brutes into the lava as the crossbow users were too far away to shoot and the rest just stood out in the open screaming at me because they can't reach my gravel tower
Anonymous No.536046462
block
Anonymous No.536047354 >>536047616 >>536061560
What's the point of the Phantoms? Gameplay wise. Keep you in your base? Force you to skip nights?
Anonymous No.536047616
>>536047354
force you to bring a bed with you when you travel or risk fighting them
or when you're underground for long periods
Anonymous No.536055250
>>536012486
>>>/pol/
Anonymous No.536061560 >>536062857
>>536047354
Because they won a retarded mob vote and now the game is significantly worse forever unless you mod them out
Anonymous No.536062857 >>536063007
>>536061560
there's a gamerule to disable them
Anonymous No.536063007
>>536062857
I kinda include that in the "modding" umbrella cause it is modifying the vanilla experience but yea i'm aware
Anonymous No.536063161 >>536063754
It's good that there's punishment for not sleeping, it's a survival game, that's how it should be, and it's a lot more forgiving than others.
Anonymous No.536063654
>time to rehash shit that was added in 2018 for the thousandth time again
Anonymous No.536063754
>>536063161
The game already has an excellent punishment for not sleeping. They're called zombies, skeletons and creepers and they've been in the game for 16 years. Phantoms just add an incessantly spawning annoyance on top of that.
Sleeping is kind of a retarded concept to begin with, honestly. Surviving the night is an integral part of the experience, no? Giving you items to skip it within minutes of starting completely evaporates the core loop of survival mode. The only reason to not skip the night is if you wanna farm mobs and don't have a dedicated grinder yet. Minecraft is kind of shit as a survival game to be frank, assuming you utilize every tool at your disposal.
Anonymous No.536065203
>>536011187
Both. I'd be the father