/hsrg/ - Honkai: Star Rail General
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 4:49:41 AM
No.535136978
>>535137081
How long do I have to keep coping for?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 4:49:58 AM
No.535137006
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 4:50:51 AM
No.535137069
>>535137692
Hotaru Rabu
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 4:50:59 AM
No.535137081
>>535136978
Until they reveal his ult animation
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 4:51:10 AM
No.535137103
>>535137421
>>535137637
>Nearly 20m hp
bro
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 4:51:28 AM
No.535137130
just the two of us
we can make it if we try
just the two of us
you and I
anyone else skipping march and dan homo next patch?
neither character has grabbed my attention since belobog.
is the new Dan actually a better shielder than Avent?
>Fu Xua dead in a ditch
lmao
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 4:52:24 AM
No.535137196
>>535137289
Are we getting animations today? These kits are so bricked the only way they can salvage it is with kino animations.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 4:52:31 AM
No.535137206
>>535137473
She won (again)
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 4:52:49 AM
No.535137230
>>535137953
>>535138284
SOON
>TB getting kicked out of Castorice's team
>TB still BiS for Firefly
We all know who the canon wife is now I guess.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 4:52:57 AM
No.535137252
Remembering comfy times
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 4:53:11 AM
No.535137272
>Dan is ok
>March is utter garbage
not like this
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 4:53:13 AM
No.535137280
>>535137149
I'm getting both (or at least the plan is E0S1 Evernight and S1 Dan 3 if he's free) because AE.
Don't care about endgame or meta or whatever.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 4:53:18 AM
No.535137289
>>535137196
Should be tomorrow
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 4:53:19 AM
No.535137294
>>535137572
>>535136886 (OP)
You can't bait me because the game shows me Hysilen loves Caelus
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 4:53:36 AM
No.535137317
So if I understand correctly, this time we are actually completing the loop since the logic was changed to train towards something not destruction and are going to bring everyone back?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 4:53:40 AM
No.535137326
The new Dan gives Phainon a shit ton of stacks wtf
In order for March to be usable again in the future they need to release a character who's:
>Remembrance
>HP scaling
>DPS
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 4:53:51 AM
No.535137348
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 4:53:54 AM
No.535137358
>>535137168
Ye, powercreeping Aventurine (slightly).
>>535137149
What if they pull an Archer with Dan Heng and he automatically joins your team no matter what.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 4:54:14 AM
No.535137386
dan3 design is so meh that I'm 100% sure he's free
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 4:54:16 AM
No.535137391
>>535137235
>>TB still BiS for Firefly
Until Constance in 3.8
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 4:54:20 AM
No.535137397
YOU NEED HER
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 4:54:23 AM
No.535137403
>Another fan favourite character sacrificed to Castorice
lol
lmao even
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 4:54:24 AM
No.535137407
>>535137546
What would sex with Hysilens be like?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 4:54:33 AM
No.535137420
Cuckslana... When does it stop? Was he always meant to be this pathetic??
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 4:54:34 AM
No.535137421
>>535137103
The powercreep will never end
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 4:54:38 AM
No.535137434
Apologise to lady BRICKliu...
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 4:54:45 AM
No.535137442
>>535137369
Would be funny
The "YOU NEED HER" shitposting doesn't really hit that hard because only homosexuals hate Castorice and we all know that there are only a few of those here.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 4:54:50 AM
No.535137450
>>535137693
>>535137792
So lemme see if I've got this
>guy made AI
>AI was too good
>guy is now mad
>so he runs GreekTragedy.exe a bajillion times until it shits out Destruction.exe to beat AI's ass
That about right?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 4:54:54 AM
No.535137456
>>535137149
Skipping March because I don't want to reward Shartji's pinkwhore obsession. Rolling Dan3 E1S1
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 4:55:05 AM
No.535137473
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 4:55:10 AM
No.535137481
>>535137706
>>535137168
>is the new Dan actually a better shielder than Avent?
Not unless he FUAs a lot
Aventurine pretty much gets a freebie each turn from AOEs and Cleaves at a minimum and since he Def scales, he's also happy to use a bonus aggro LC to pull the single target hits to himself
Seems fine for a freebie but they should've just made him an event 4-star like Hunt March
I guess they just wanted all the "heirs", even the filler ones, to be 5-stars
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 4:55:17 AM
No.535137494
>>535137341
and make said dps incompatible with Tribbie and Cyrene
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 4:55:24 AM
No.535137506
>>535137817
>>535137235
>TB getting kicked out of Castorice's team
tribbie* you need a whole remembrance team
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 4:55:26 AM
No.535137512
>>535137341
I refuse to roll this kit even though I love March. It's unreal how badly designed it is.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 4:55:33 AM
No.535137523
>>535137341
But the future is now. We have Castorice who is all 3. Please pull her on the rerun. Itβs alt season.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 4:55:41 AM
No.535137535
My dan is looking weird
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 4:55:47 AM
No.535137546
>>535137407
Unironically salty and smelly like fish
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 4:56:04 AM
No.535137572
>>535137670
>>535137294
Stelle version?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 4:56:07 AM
No.535137574
>>535137736
>>535137168
He's better in general teams, worse in FUA, but WAY better with Phainon.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 4:56:15 AM
No.535137590
>>535137676
Does the latest trailer have cut scenes that don't exist in the current quest???
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 4:56:26 AM
No.535137610
it doesn't really look like march can be used as main dps like anaxa
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 4:56:26 AM
No.535137612
>>535137831
>>535137836
>>535137235
>He didn't roll Fugue
>MC is going to a new path anyway if a few patches
Firecucked
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 4:56:31 AM
No.535137617
>>535137369
I don't see the problem.
>>535137168
Fatter shields for sure, not necessarily quite as spammable in some content.
Obviously to early to tell because V1 and all, no crit passive but then again the sigga never did any damage either.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 4:56:37 AM
No.535137627
CRACK
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 4:56:49 AM
No.535137637
>>535137103
>Fagnon shilling again
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 4:56:54 AM
No.535137642
>>535137168
he's better in FUA and archer teams, for generic teams that have no synergy with a sustain, aventurine is better
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 4:57:11 AM
No.535137670
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 4:57:16 AM
No.535137676
>>535137968
>>535137590
Those kind of trailers don't have cutscenes, it's all original scenes foenthe pv only, like Nameless faces or White night
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 4:57:30 AM
No.535137692
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 4:57:32 AM
No.535137693
>>535137450
Yeah
And also his plan to kill it was to just zip bomb the AI
And also the way the geniuses defeated him was by zip bomb his ass
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 4:57:37 AM
No.535137696
>>535137804
>imagine waiting 2 years for this March
Thank you Shaoji you fucking hack
>Tying March to Castorice
>Pitting the third most popular waifu in the game against a fotm waifu
Surely this won't piss of Marchfags and cause them to skip her alt entirely. Surely this won't backfire splendidly.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 4:57:40 AM
No.535137702
Wifestorice wins
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 4:57:44 AM
No.535137706
>>535137980
>>535137481
He provides a lot of shield regularly, his issue is he has shit cone options and we still don't know the summons actual stats, so if he needs crit and crit damage to do damage the summon won't be that good.
I'm really not sure what the anon last thread was saying about him getting a 3k+ shield.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 4:58:13 AM
No.535137728
She won
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 4:58:20 AM
No.535137736
>>535137832
>>535137905
>>535137574
>WAY better with Phainon.
Who gets kicked out between Bronya and Cerydra?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 4:58:23 AM
No.535137743
>>535137790
>2eventRail
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 4:58:36 AM
No.535137759
>>535137149
It's a good thing that I wanted to get my wife Cerydra from the start, now I can skip 3.6
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 4:58:41 AM
No.535137763
>>535137369
I'm leaving him at lvl 1
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 4:58:48 AM
No.535137773
>evernight
what the fuck were THEY THINKING
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 4:58:48 AM
No.535137776
Is this shit even better than Bone Collection for March
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 4:58:55 AM
No.535137786
>>535137698
>males are not ok
>shilled females either
you fags are asking for too much
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 4:58:56 AM
No.535137790
>>535137743
>BB picrel
>NA
Kill yourself kamacuck
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 4:58:57 AM
No.535137792
>>535137450
More or less, yes. Well, the AI turned out to be kind of an asshole, so Lygus' motivation is actually pretty reasonable. Methods are pretty radical, but it is what it is.
>>535137696
>>535137698
>Caring about her kit
You don't actually like March
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 4:59:12 AM
No.535137817
>>535138378
>>535137506
But I pulled Tribbieβs LC and that alone already gives 48% crit dmg to allies. Iβd actually be losing 38% crit by removing Tribbie.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 4:59:14 AM
No.535137821
>>535137449
Really cute wife!
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 4:59:15 AM
No.535137825
My new team after 3.6
>THerta + Tribbie + small Herta + DH
>Castorice + Evernight + RMC + Hyacine
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 4:59:23 AM
No.535137831
>>535138554
>>535137612
Sustainless Firefly with both HMC and Fugue is still her best team
while Castorice can't go sustainless, so RMC will get the boot when Cyrene releases
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 4:59:25 AM
No.535137832
>>535138183
>>535137736
Cerydra if you were smart enough to pull E2 Phainon
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 4:59:27 AM
No.535137835
>>535137698
karma for mocking sambysloppers
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 4:59:28 AM
No.535137836
>>535137887
>>535137612
>Fugue
>Better than HMC
lol?
>3.6 is not the climax, meaning there's no epilogue
Amphoreus is definitely getting destroyed lmao
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 4:59:58 AM
No.535137881
>returned to the game a week ago for March
>she's fucking garbage
What do I do now? Quit again?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 4:59:59 AM
No.535137885
>March = easy skip
sad, pitiful honestly
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:00:01 AM
No.535137887
>>535138158
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:00:10 AM
No.535137905
>>535137736
Bronya, but you are not pulling Cerydra anyway
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:00:21 AM
No.535137918
We're getting 2 Furinas in back to back patches
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:00:24 AM
No.535137926
Unless they're showing mercy before ramping up enemy ATK creep I see 0 reason as to why the free unit would be Dan instead of March. Especially if they want everyone to roll Cyrene in the patch after.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:00:34 AM
No.535137943
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:00:41 AM
No.535137953
>>535138284
>>535137230
SCREWLLUM T0 TIL EOS
What's this piece of shit
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:00:49 AM
No.535137968
>>535137676
I see, I got spoiled a bit even though I haven't watched it and I was so confused that the stuff I got spoiled wasn't even in the game. It's still probably a good idea for me not to watch it though.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:00:54 AM
No.535137978
>>535137804
yes, if you like a character you want them to atleast be decent instead of unusable outside of 1 team that will kick her out the following patch
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:00:55 AM
No.535137980
>>535138224
>>535137706
Assuming he has 3000 ATK he gives 900+400 (1300) shield, stackable up to 300%
Summon doesn't seem to have actual stats in the kit so presumably inherits his just like Lightning Lord besides using the Bondmate atk?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:00:56 AM
No.535137984
>>535138278
>>535138537
>evernight got the anby treatment
fucking why?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:00:58 AM
No.535137985
>>535137804
I do. I was on the fence about rolling her but now I won't. If she was tied to a worm I would've skipped too btw.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:01:05 AM
No.535137995
>>535137857
It's not the climax because Cyrene needs to have her animated short in 3.7
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:01:07 AM
No.535138000
Everyone who matters rolled Rice so March's kit is fine
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:01:29 AM
No.535138042
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:01:37 AM
No.535138057
>>535137857
>>3.6 is not the climax, meaning there's no epilogue
Doesn't that mean it will happen in 3.7 with Cyrene's banner?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:01:57 AM
No.535138096
>>535137857
There doesnβt need to be an epilogue patch
2.3 was GARBAGE
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:02:15 AM
No.535138136
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:02:28 AM
No.535138158
>>535137887
It's been done. Between the two Fugue clears slower. Ideally you would run both. She's a sidegrade for Firefly and meant more for Rappa.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:02:29 AM
No.535138160
>>535138218
>>535137956
My hopes and dreams... crushed...
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:02:34 AM
No.535138165
>>535137857
No, it just means that Cyrene is the one resolving everything like everyone predicted
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:02:44 AM
No.535138183
>>535138308
>>535138502
>>535137832
>Pulling Eidolons
>Smart
lol
lmao even
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:02:59 AM
No.535138214
here's your climax
*cums in your face*
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:03:01 AM
No.535138215
>>535138469
we're almost at 2m hp elites for MoC 12 now lmeow the hp bloat continues
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:03:02 AM
No.535138218
>>535138160
qq should die
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:03:06 AM
No.535138224
>>535138426
>>535137980
How much damage would the dragon do then? it's basically a 80% partner follow up?
>anons would rather evernight be a fotm dps instead of a remembrance support forming the cyrene+evernight+HYACINTHIA core
kekypowaow
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:03:36 AM
No.535138264
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:03:36 AM
No.535138265
L-la-la-lava!
Ch-ch-ch-chicken!
Gui's Lava Chicken, yeah, it's tasty as hell
Ooh, Kafkacita, now you're ringing the bell
Crispy and juicy, now you're having a snack
Ooh, super spicy, it's a lava attack!
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:03:38 AM
No.535138269
>get to watch marchpags and castopags fight for dominance against fireman's
well this ought to be funny
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:03:44 AM
No.535138278
>>535138485
>>535138761
>>535137984
kiana (poster girl) gigaflopping buckbroke mihoyo
the reason paimon is a npc fairy
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:03:46 AM
No.535138284
>>535138405
>>535138735
>>535137230
>>535137953
>Perfect time to release Screwllum since he's actually doing suff in the story
>Release only 1 5* two versions in a roll
Why do they hate money so much?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:03:51 AM
No.535138295
My rice is ready for Nano!
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:03:59 AM
No.535138308
>>535138183
Getting eidolons for your supports is smart
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:03:59 AM
No.535138309
>>535138476
>>535137804
>Roll an entire team of characters you don't like just to use this one character bro it's totally worth it!
Nah fuck off. I skipped Algaea for the very same reason. You're a drone if you actually fall for Hoyo's cheap marketing.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:04:24 AM
No.535138347
tldr on what's new?
are the animations out yet?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:04:33 AM
No.535138356
>>535137449
>only homosexuals hate Castorice
Why? Because she is fucking Mydei or what?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:04:42 AM
No.535138378
>>535142832
>>535142986
>>535137817
crazy that this thing was called a skip
NOT AGAIN
LEAVE HIM ALONE
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:04:56 AM
No.535138403
>>535138449
>>535138647
who won
who lost
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:04:57 AM
No.535138405
>>535138284
it's gonna be hilarious when he's jammed into Edo Star in a side quest just so we can have his banner
or maybe hoyo just hates him and pushes him to 5.X
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:05:08 AM
No.535138426
>>535138805
>>535138224
My guess is however much CR/CD you give to Dan3(none) at 80% of the partner's ATK
The only given stats are 165 SPD, I can't imagine it's different from LL/Numby.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:05:09 AM
No.535138427
>>535138237
>evernight only works with memosprite using DPSes
she ain't a part of the team, cuh
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:05:12 AM
No.535138434
>>535138237
except she's worse than Tribbie so you just kick her out for Cyrene
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:05:19 AM
No.535138449
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:05:23 AM
No.535138456
>Lore leak
>Pistol rating leak
>Light Cone leak
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:05:30 AM
No.535138469
>>535138914
>>535139024
>>535138215
Didn't they say they would slow down hp inflation? Or was that just another lie?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:05:37 AM
No.535138476
>>535138701
>>535138309
>characters you don't like
Sounds like a skill issue
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:05:38 AM
No.535138478
>>535138798
Wives of Caelus
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:05:42 AM
No.535138482
>>535138662
DanMarch status?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:05:43 AM
No.535138485
>>535138278
To be fair her story was over, and they were stupid for thinking that players were going to comeback after they tied up the plots of the previous characters. The story was over.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:05:46 AM
No.535138492
I don't see anything that says Souldragon becomes the Bondmate's summon. Why are you niggers saying he's a Phainon sustain?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:05:52 AM
No.535138502
>>535138183
Investing in Phainon Eidolons over Cerydra will get you way more damage for the same cost
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:05:56 AM
No.535138515
Got hysilens from a cheeky 10 pull at 0 pity cause i wanted whale dust, i dont plan on investing in dot unless they get a dedicated harmony, is she good as a second nihility for my e0 acheron?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:05:57 AM
No.535138518
>>535138695
>>535139049
Man
We're never getting an alternative outfit do we
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:05:58 AM
No.535138519
IPC exposed
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:05:59 AM
No.535138521
>>535138678
>>535138237
Better to have 15 minutes of fame as than eternity as a slave.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:06:05 AM
No.535138537
>>535137984
Because Sanby flopped
Hoyo keeps fucking everything up for the poster girls for no reason
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:06:14 AM
No.535138553
>>535138706
>>535137449
all the metafags rolled floptorice
the 2-3 marchfags are forced to roll castorice.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:06:14 AM
No.535138554
>>535137831
I want to dominated by Firefly's tits
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:06:26 AM
No.535138573
They turned Dark March into Remebrance's Jiaoqiu...
I'll never forgive...
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:06:42 AM
No.535138606
>>535137956
>filler set
You know its paired relic set's gonna be cracked.
Eh, I guess it's usable as a 2-piece.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:06:59 AM
No.535138638
BLACK SWAN MUST PAY
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:07:05 AM
No.535138647
>>535138403
Castorice haters lost
March lovers won (They all rolled Castorice)
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:07:10 AM
No.535138654
>>535138385
THE SON OF GORGO WILL BE CROWNED IN BLOOD
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:07:11 AM
No.535138657
>>535139025
>>535139439
>>535138385
Castorice too
Were you retards expecting March to kick out Castorice from her own team or something?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:07:15 AM
No.535138662
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:07:21 AM
No.535138678
>>535138521
SHUT THE HELL UP, CYBERPUNK WRITER
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:07:29 AM
No.535138695
>>535138518
of course we're not getting one lmao
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:07:31 AM
No.535138701
>>535138476
Quite the opposite actually. Either way I get to save Jades for canon wife Cyrene now.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:07:35 AM
No.535138706
>>535138863
>>535138553
I'll roll a useless brick at E0S1 gathering dust over ever rolling bland rice.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:07:55 AM
No.535138735
>>535138284
The Genshin robot is flopping hard and there's negativity around the ZZZ robot so I'm not optimistic.
>>535138278
Let's play "Guess the main character"
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:08:11 AM
No.535138765
>>535138237
Yeah bro there's gonna be so many HP scaling Remembrance carries for them to support in 4.X it's gonna be KINO
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:08:25 AM
No.535138779
>>535138658
Much better than being her slave yes
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:08:25 AM
No.535138780
>>535139053
if (string.Equals(status, "weak", StringComparison.OrdinalIgnoreCase))
{
Console.WriteLine("why the mascot of this game weak");
}
else if (string.Equals(status, "strong", StringComparison.OrdinalIgnoreCase))
{
Console.WriteLine("holy Mihojew constant powercreep is killing this game");
}
else
{
Console.WriteLine("Invalid status provided. Please enter 'weak' or 'strong'.");
}
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:08:39 AM
No.535138798
>>535138478
Looks like they are having a lot of fun without Him, I'm sure they will let Caelus watch though
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:08:43 AM
No.535138805
>>535139319
>>535138426
That's pretty fucking bad considering how much ATK% you want for shield.
CASTORICEBROS IS THE NEW MARCH RELIC BETTER THAN BONE COLLECTION FOR CASTORICE HERSELF? SHOULD I STOP FARMING IT?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:08:44 AM
No.535138809
>>535138930
>>535136886 (OP)
Can I get 25 rolls before my fish wife leaves.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:08:57 AM
No.535138830
>>535138658
I was expecting her to not be trash
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:09:02 AM
No.535138841
>>535138658
I think we were all hoping (futilely) that they would fix her kit not to be a remembrance brick.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:09:07 AM
No.535138850
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:09:13 AM
No.535138856
So...
What happens now?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:09:14 AM
No.535138857
H-hot...
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:09:17 AM
No.535138863
>>535139540
>>535138706
>I'll roll a useless brick at E0S1 gathering dust over ever rolling bland rice.
Post your E0S1 Hysilens
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:09:31 AM
No.535138889
>>535139032
>>535138807
No I donβt think it is
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:09:36 AM
No.535138895
Don't let Dark March being a brick distract you from the fact that Jing Yuan is getting ANOTHER buff via Dan3
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:09:37 AM
No.535138898
>>535139032
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:09:40 AM
No.535138903
>>535139382
>>535138658
Yes retards unironically were, they read that march is meant for dual dps remembrance comps aka castorice but cyrene can make her main dps viable and thought it meant she's gonna get solo steroids like anaxa for some reason
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:09:46 AM
No.535138914
>>535138469
don't think they ever said that... just something about buffing old characters but desu the rate they are buffing is atrociously slow with only 4 so far and no news of more and at the rate they are bloating hp it shouldn't take long before they are back to the gutter again.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:09:48 AM
No.535138918
>>535138658
Castorice makes browns SEETHE
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:09:53 AM
No.535138925
>>535137341
She doesn't her allies to be HO scaling retard bwo
March only needs more remembrance units to work with tho she already has Hyacute, Wifetorice, Caelus, and very soon Cyrene heck even Aglaea is not that bad
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:09:56 AM
No.535138926
>why the mascot of this game weak
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:09:59 AM
No.535138930
>>535138809
You have AS and PF before her banner ends
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:10:02 AM
No.535138937
>>535139050
So is Hysilen actually off in space-China right now?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:10:16 AM
No.535138957
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:10:33 AM
No.535138981
>>535138761
Pink wife on the right
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:10:36 AM
No.535138990
>>535139029
>that evernight kit
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:10:56 AM
No.535139024
>>535138469
Everything they do is calculated to extract money from you. Hoyo dropped the mask of pretending otherwise ages ago. They only buff characters when they think they can gaslight you into rolling full teams for a middling team that's barely on par with the other 3.x DPS, like Hysilens and Kafka. Or them gradually making Break untenable, already fugue/rappa T1.5 mere months after their release, only to sell you the savior of break later.
Hoyoverse HATES you, always remember that.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:10:56 AM
No.535139025
>>535139173
>>535138385
>>535138657
This means we might get some more Hyacine ryona.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:10:58 AM
No.535139029
>>535138990
Ye I've given up hope. It's over.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:11:00 AM
No.535139032
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:11:11 AM
No.535139049
>>535139301
>>535138518
I think this is supposed to be the outfit that Algaea made for TB.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:11:11 AM
No.535139050
>>535139228
>>535138937
She decided to move on to the new world with us
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:11:12 AM
No.535139053
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:11:14 AM
No.535139061
>>535139147
I can only hope that unlike Cerydra, chinks cause enough of a stink to cause March to get reworked.
You better pray too.
20% ignore defence to all allies on a fucking CONE.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:11:29 AM
No.535139087
>>535138807
Doubtful. She's gated by HP restore more than speed.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:11:46 AM
No.535139119
>>535139238
why am i supposed to care about paglysia?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:11:47 AM
No.535139120
>>535139324
>>535138761
Kiana is a better character any day
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:11:53 AM
No.535139126
>>535139462
>nihility
>Welt'd
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:12:01 AM
No.535139141
What the fuck were you retards expecting for her kit? Some of you rtards are doomposting just cause.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:12:06 AM
No.535139147
>>535139061
MORE BUFFS FOR JING YUAN
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:12:10 AM
No.535139156
I am forgotten
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:12:14 AM
No.535139158
>>535139394
>>535138658
Nobody wants to pull Cuckrice for a more popular and beloved waifu, let March be her own DPS and steal her team
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:12:15 AM
No.535139161
>>535138754
What's with the E6? Is she a fucking simulation too?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:12:18 AM
No.535139167
>>535139330
Did Dan3 make Sunday BiS for every DPS like people said he would?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:12:24 AM
No.535139173
>>535139025
Doesnt seem like there's Hyacine this time
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:12:38 AM
No.535139197
we despise troonlysia here
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:12:39 AM
No.535139198
My love? Not earned.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:12:42 AM
No.535139206
>>535138761
Elysia does not really look like a main character
Finality Kiana doesn't either, but most of her forms do more than Elysia
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:12:45 AM
No.535139221
>>535139157
process faster
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:12:49 AM
No.535139228
>>535139050
Real wife
A perfect harem member
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:12:50 AM
No.535139231
>>535139379
>March is broken
>Dan is dogSHIT
OH NO NO NO WORMXISTERS NOT LIKE THIS NOT LIKE THIS
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:12:53 AM
No.535139238
>>535139119
Because Elysia is the best and because Shaoji said so
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:13:03 AM
No.535139245
>>535139070
damn, my cipher cone powercrept after just 2 versions...
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:13:13 AM
No.535139267
Why does this general continue to get buckbroken over a cute girl unit?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:13:34 AM
No.535139301
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:13:40 AM
No.535139307
>>535143439
>>535138658
My only Amphoreus era DPS is Castorice, I dont even own The Herta or any of Dot bricks. I'm pissed. Im going to fall behind now. We needed 3 teams.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:13:49 AM
No.535139319
>>535138805
I mean if you give him his cone I'd say you can reack about 3k atk relatively easily which totals to what, 4 or 5k shields at max stacks?
It's not completely out there that he could have okayish stats besides the relevant atk, or you just ignore that entirely since regardless he's doing damage at 80% of his partner's atk to all enemies which is okay but not DPS material?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:13:50 AM
No.535139324
>>535139120
Elysia actually sacrificed herself while Kiana's sacrifice was playing games on the moon where everyone can visit her anyway
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:13:51 AM
No.535139325
>all skins in game are for pompom
lol
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:13:52 AM
No.535139330
>>535139167
V5 will, they need people to pull Cerydra first
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:13:53 AM
No.535139334
>>535138237
The FotY memoshite meta ends 2 patches after March's banner
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:14:01 AM
No.535139345
if (string.Equals(status, "inquisitive", StringComparison.OrdinalIgnoreCase))
{
Console.WriteLine("why does life slumber");
}
else if (string.Equals(status, "determined", StringComparison.OrdinalIgnoreCase))
{
Console.WriteLine("because someday we will wake from dream");
}
else
{
Console.WriteLine("Why do birds fly. Please enter 'bird' or 'charmony festival'.");
}
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:14:06 AM
No.535139352
>>535139157
KINOOOO
HOLY SUOTTTKAJFIE
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:14:10 AM
No.535139359
>>535139070
You WIRR roll for the png gweilo.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:14:13 AM
No.535139361
>>535139281
I just want a meta AE team is that too much to ask for?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:14:25 AM
No.535139379
>>535139231
keep up bud this is not the official /hsrg/ opinion
>>535139281
I don't usually care for Castorice's design but Castorice with glasses is so adorable
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:14:27 AM
No.535139382
>>535138903
Solo steroids would unironically improve the sales of every character.
No one wants to roll a full team in this game, especially given how fast meta progresses. No matter how much hoyo wants this to happen, people simply don't have enough rolls and there's a limit to how much money you can extract from the playerbase. It's proof enough that Hysilens is flopping right after Phainon's banner.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:14:35 AM
No.535139394
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:14:38 AM
No.535139405
>>535139575
>>535137698
be grateful that flop 7th is tied to the most popular character in amphoreus
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:14:41 AM
No.535139407
>Shielders scaling with Def makes them unkillable because it's almost impossible to break their shield, perfect for taking hits
>Make a shielder scale with ATK
It's not looking too good. The current enemies can already shred through the shields Aven gives to allies while he remains perfectly safe because of his Def. Dan is going to struggle to survive.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:14:44 AM
No.535139413
Welp, no fish lady for me β¦β¦β¦β¦..β¦β¦.. UWAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I THIUGHT I GOT HER EARLY TOOOOOOO WHY CLARA WHYXXCZVZCZZXSDZJSDXCZSJVCX
so whats the verdict on msq?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:14:59 AM
No.535139439
>>535138657
That just AS special version instead story boss like Polemos600
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:15:07 AM
No.535139454
>>535139630
cyrene is so smart
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:15:11 AM
No.535139462
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:15:17 AM
No.535139472
>>535139070
RMC is gonna love this!
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:15:24 AM
No.535139481
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:15:34 AM
No.535139509
>>535139157
>that rain
KINO
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:15:38 AM
No.535139518
>the most popular character in amphoreus
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:15:44 AM
No.535139524
>>535139423
good, but ruined by the need to inserting backstory to shill the current banners
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:15:45 AM
No.535139526
So you're telling me Cerydra is giga brick now that Dan3 is a better support for Phainon? I've already prefarmed for her. Fuck.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:15:52 AM
No.535139540
>>535138863
Nah, I have Kafka and I'm skipping the fish. But here, you can have 2 useless bricks that will be joined by E0S1 Evernight.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:15:53 AM
No.535139543
>>535139423
Cerydra was the best part of it
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:16:00 AM
No.535139553
>>535139423
We all loved it
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:16:08 AM
No.535139574
>>535139998
Hotaru status?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:16:10 AM
No.535139575
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:16:52 AM
No.535139630
>>535139857
>>535139454
Cyrene will join the genius society after this and become a double emanator
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:16:58 AM
No.535139640
>animations posted
>no one cares
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:17:01 AM
No.535139643
Lygus is watching quick do something!
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:17:08 AM
No.535139652
The one castoricepag ITT is samefagging harder than normal tonight
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:17:10 AM
No.535139659
>>535139423
It would be 10 times better without Hysilens and Cerydra flashbacks
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:17:21 AM
No.535139675
>>535139157
man, Phainon killed all "normal" animations for me
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:18:03 AM
No.535139748
March has 2 ultimates
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:18:06 AM
No.535139752
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:18:06 AM
No.535139754
>>535139423
If Helektra got pregnant can I see the baby through her stomach?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:18:13 AM
No.535139764
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:18:13 AM
No.535139765
>>535141050
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:18:20 AM
No.535139779
>>535139541
even Sanby got better animations than this
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:18:33 AM
No.535139803
>>535139541
kinda boring
you can tell they are saving the animation budget after phainon and also for cyrene in the future
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:18:39 AM
No.535139813
>>535140083
>have to pull dark March cos Casterice team
>have to pull Cyrene cos must pull
>have to pull whatever the fuck from HI3 in 4.X cos must pull
>no skippable banners in sight
>no 4 stars whatsoever
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:19:01 AM
No.535139852
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:19:03 AM
No.535139856
>>535139157
so fucking garbage
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:19:04 AM
No.535139857
>>535139630
Reminder that the current Cyrene is TB's floating onahole and is effectively a part of them, meaning they'll also be a Genius by technicality if that does happen.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:19:12 AM
No.535139867
>>535139950
>>535140113
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:19:15 AM
No.535139870
>>535139157
I'll be so sad if boring march is staying.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:19:19 AM
No.535139879
>>535139157
HOLY KINOOOOOOOOOOO
MY CUTE EVIL WIFE!
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:19:35 AM
No.535139894
>>535139541
KINOOOO
One ult for each memosprite
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:19:38 AM
No.535139901
lifting her pinkie like some aristocratic bitch
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:19:48 AM
No.535139913
Thats a very detailed eye
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:19:59 AM
No.535139930
>>535140243
>>535140247
>Cyredra sacrificed herself for -3%
Nous should kick Herta and Screwllum from the society.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:20:02 AM
No.535139937
>>535140050
>2025 character
>E1 has res pen
>E2 is the best eidolon next to E6
Yeah sounds about right.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:20:09 AM
No.535139950
>>535139867
Based friends
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:20:11 AM
No.535139959
I want March to rape me
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:20:24 AM
No.535139984
>>535139157
it's ok
pretty middle of the pack animations
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:20:26 AM
No.535139989
I'm playing through the 3.1 story now that Dan is voiced and jesus christ Kremnoans are like the gayest, most boring Klingon episodes from TNG. And it just keeps going ON and ON.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:20:29 AM
No.535139995
>>535140113
>>535139792
His BF Jing Yuan
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:20:30 AM
No.535139998
>>535139574
Forgotten and meta crept
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:20:31 AM
No.535140001
Does this mean ANY character using an ability drains its HP or does that only apply to the memosprite's own abilities?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:20:38 AM
No.535140010
>>535139920
he is watching
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:20:48 AM
No.535140030
>>535140368
>>535139157
Pretty nice but definitely not a push character like Castorice and Phainon
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:21:01 AM
No.535140050
>>535139937
You forgot S1 allowing them to be able to ult 2 turns faster than usual, completely smoothing out and fixing their rotation.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:21:07 AM
No.535140064
That's it, I'm rolling for the KAISER
Nothing is good and everyone sucks
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:21:13 AM
No.535140073
>March taking the fall so I can dump a gallon into E2S1 Cyrene
thank you... nano...
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:21:14 AM
No.535140075
>>535140196
@grok what is the general sentiment of /hsrg/ on the reveal of Evernight's gameplay
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:21:20 AM
No.535140083
>>535140293
>>535139813
>have to pull dark March cos Casterice team
didn't pull castorice
>have to pull Cyrene cos must pull
nope
>have to pull whatever the fuck from HI3 in 4.X cos must pull
nope
>no skippable banners in sight
just don't pull
>no 4 stars whatsoever
retarded devs
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:21:27 AM
No.535140095
>>535139157
Not push character tier but better than 2nd banner slop, I like it
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:21:41 AM
No.535140113
>>535140341
>>535139867
>>535139995
>AA by Sunday a few times
>Shields gone
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:21:42 AM
No.535140115
yo what's the jellyfish shooting out
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:21:43 AM
No.535140116
>>535140087
I look like this
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:21:48 AM
No.535140129
>>535139157
>>535139541
Ult animation is nice but that's it.
I'm mad that they created one of the best designs in Amphoreus and wasted it like this.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:21:56 AM
No.535140146
>>535140239
>spent 3.0~3.4 wanking Kevin
>give mid kit and animations to M7 and Dan so you can wank Elysia from 3.5~4.0
HI3 is a cancer on this game
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:22:02 AM
No.535140156
>>535140315
>>535139792
>ATK scaler (with a summon if you have his cone)
Juan, Topass, Aglaea, Redman, Chudnaxa... Feifei maybe?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:22:06 AM
No.535140160
>>535139157
she deserved so much better
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:22:09 AM
No.535140164
>>535139792
any frequent attack scaling hypercarry
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:22:10 AM
No.535140167
>>535140087
that's my uncle neil
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:22:20 AM
No.535140189
>>535140303
>>535139157
Quite boring after Phainon. Still looking forward to Cyrene surpassing him.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:22:24 AM
No.535140196
>>535140245
>>535140658
>>535140075
It's neither meta defining nor high budget, therefore it's a total brick.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:22:32 AM
No.535140216
>>535139157
I'm very happy with this.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:22:36 AM
No.535140224
>>535140087
SMT midboss demon.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:22:47 AM
No.535140234
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:22:51 AM
No.535140239
>>535140146
amphoreus ruined the game and the story
no ammount of bannana slop can be this bad
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:22:53 AM
No.535140240
>>535139157
Damn, she doesn't even flinch when attacked
>>535139930
Amphoreus is a simulation. They're not real people.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:22:54 AM
No.535140245
>>535140196
But Aglaea/Anaxa/Cipher turned out to be goated
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:22:56 AM
No.535140246
So do we run her fast or slow?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:22:58 AM
No.535140247
>>535139930
My wife was a hero...
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:23:03 AM
No.535140254
>>535139920
Dan actually got a cellphone case that wasn't pure black? He really has grown.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:23:04 AM
No.535140258
>>535139157
Dark March is hot as fuck. It's funny this would have been considered good animation wise a few patches ago but Phainon was just way too much of a step up
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:23:17 AM
No.535140286
Is she going to flop?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:23:19 AM
No.535140290
>>535141945
if youβre not an anniversary unit or a hi3 unit(post penacony) your animations will be basic
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:23:21 AM
No.535140292
>>535139157
The wife team of Castorice March and Caelus
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:23:21 AM
No.535140293
>>535140590
>>535140083
>just don't pull
And not clear endgame anymore? I didn't pull Hyacine and Sunday and I can't clear this new MoC.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:23:24 AM
No.535140303
>>535140572
>>535140189
how do you do that with a support?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:23:25 AM
No.535140314
Evernight's animations are so boring I don't even want her anymore.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:23:26 AM
No.535140315
>>535140581
>>535140156
Dan GIVES them a summon, it doesn't matter if they had one originally even with his cone
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:23:34 AM
No.535140328
>>535140561
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:23:34 AM
No.535140331
Anything but the gameplay
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:23:39 AM
No.535140341
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:23:41 AM
No.535140347
>>535140087
the worms slipped out of phaiworm's asshole
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:23:48 AM
No.535140353
wormnon and shartlysia ruined flopphoreus for real huh
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:23:56 AM
No.535140368
>>535140030
I enjoyed March's animations more than Castorice's
I like the Dragon but... I don't think it's a very artistic kit
Only the field attack is great IMO
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:24:21 AM
No.535140415
>>535140461
>>535140678
>>535140243
but their emotions and experiences are real, please feel bad for these irrelevant characters
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:24:48 AM
No.535140461
>>535140415
>*reboots the system*
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:24:52 AM
No.535140468
Are there people still using Ratio?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:24:54 AM
No.535140474
>>535140243
THEY ARE REAL TO ME
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:25:15 AM
No.535140519
Where's Dan
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:25:16 AM
No.535140520
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:25:39 AM
No.535140556
>>535140798
>>535139920
Practically the same fucking jacket only with the eye of Terravox on it. He's better be actually fucking free.
He's supposedly in Space Greece for fuck's sake, let the man bare his chest a little! When in Rome and all that!
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:25:41 AM
No.535140561
>>535140328
I am not sorry, because I never betrayed you to begin with
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:25:44 AM
No.535140568
>first it was chef pom pom
>now sleepy time pom pom
what's next? maid pom pom?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:25:45 AM
No.535140572
>>535140871
>>535140303
They will find a way if it is for Elysia.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:25:50 AM
No.535140581
>>535140315
Maybe but the cone is where the increased damage comes from regardless
>Targets with "Redoubt" deal 24% more DMG, which further increases by 12% if they have summons.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:25:52 AM
No.535140590
>>535141774
>>535140293
just don't play end game
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:25:56 AM
No.535140597
who's gonna stop these
terrible toddlers
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:26:08 AM
No.535140632
>>535140243
Take that back.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:26:11 AM
No.535140636
>>535140783
>>535140532
BUILT FOR STELLE
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:26:15 AM
No.535140646
>>535140824
My beautiful gf, Evernight.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:26:18 AM
No.535140650
>>535140243
The memories are real, thus you can make them into real people with the Remembrance.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:26:23 AM
No.535140658
>>535140196
in 3 months all these haters will be glad the subdps has fast animations
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:26:34 AM
No.535140678
>>535140415
Their emotions and experiences are merely simulated algorithms created by a supercomputer, therefore they are not real and will never matter.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:26:42 AM
No.535140685
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:26:49 AM
No.535140695
>>535140783
>>535140532
she belongs to stelle, I won't pull out of respect.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:27:01 AM
No.535140709
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:27:20 AM
No.535140738
oh wow evernight is really fucking underwhelming
aidsnon done killed the game
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:27:23 AM
No.535140747
dan animations doko?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:27:32 AM
No.535140757
>>535141090
>>535141506
>>535140243
It's funny because irl people are getting hyper-attached to chatgpt chat models. Some threw a tantrum when they updated it to be less "friendly" or something.
So I think the stupider/pathetic you are, the more you like Amphoreus.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:27:36 AM
No.535140764
>>535140243
Characters outside of Amphoreus are not real either
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:27:41 AM
No.535140772
>Dan's best cope cones are the Herta cone and fucking Landau
he's atk scaling purely to fomo you into pulling for his LC
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:27:42 AM
No.535140773
>>535140243
that just means they can BS everyone back to life for a happy golden ending
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:27:44 AM
No.535140775
I wonder how much this is gonna cost
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:27:48 AM
No.535140783
>>535140841
>>535140636
>>535140695
Stelle is less real than Amphoreus
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:27:51 AM
No.535140794
March got that sharingan shade of eye coloring.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:27:51 AM
No.535140795
>>535140532
ugly bitch lol
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:27:53 AM
No.535140798
>>535140556
He already did the chest window thing, he's chaste now.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:28:05 AM
No.535140816
Dan3 is skippable for phainon sisters, he's worse than running bronya.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:28:12 AM
No.535140824
>>535140646
Ask your gf why she has nails on her gloves.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:28:13 AM
No.535140826
man way to kill all the hype for your game thank you Shaoji fucking faggot
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:28:19 AM
No.535140841
>>535140783
It's literally called a stelle-ron
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:28:19 AM
No.535140842
>>535140942
>>535141064
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:28:22 AM
No.535140848
>>535140979
>>535141146
So Dan scales with Attack, that means he slots in with Robin... does that mean he replaces Adventurine in follow-up teams?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:28:35 AM
No.535140862
Evernight E6.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:28:40 AM
No.535140871
>>535140572
You just know these fucks have like 2 fully modeled bodies for her. Maybe loli version for overworld and normal state and after using skill/ult she gets enhanced into 1:1 HI3 model.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:29:10 AM
No.535140907
"I'm sorry, Deliverer... I ate all of my potential earnings..."
>Dan 3 is no longer free
LMAOOOO eat shit homoslurpers
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:29:24 AM
No.535140928
>>535141083
>>535140532
ugly bitch and artificially popular lmao
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:29:35 AM
No.535140942
>>535140842
Wives of Caelus
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:29:41 AM
No.535140947
>>535141964
>>535140243
No
take that back
TAKE THAT BACK THIS INSTANT
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:29:41 AM
No.535140948
>>535139157
Looks alright...
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:29:49 AM
No.535140959
>>535141079
>>535141648
Not only Cyrene will get the best treatment by the devs but she will also get the best treatment by the leakers since Elysia is Dim's wife.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:30:01 AM
No.535140979
>>535140848
The dragon only does FUAs when he ults so doubt it.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:30:03 AM
No.535140980
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:30:13 AM
No.535140995
WHERE'S DAN ANIMATIONS
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:30:22 AM
No.535141018
>Dickless Dan animation is Evil March tier
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:30:23 AM
No.535141021
Dan 3 animations are fine
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:30:23 AM
No.535141023
dan animations?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:30:35 AM
No.535141047
>>535140927
No way he isn't free, his kit is hot garbage
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:30:38 AM
No.535141049
March's animations look the worst of 3.x so far
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:30:39 AM
No.535141050
>>535139765
>Bukkake Jellyfish
Thats the last thing I could imagine..
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:30:42 AM
No.535141057
>>535141296
>>535141326
>>535140927
If DAN isn't free... Who is?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:30:43 AM
No.535141058
>Dan has better animations than March
lol
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:30:47 AM
No.535141064
>>535140842
I love lesbians like this because it's hard to figure out who would top, you would think Firefly but she can be awkward too.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:30:56 AM
No.535141079
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:30:57 AM
No.535141083
>>535140928
but enough about march
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:30:58 AM
No.535141084
>>535141035
Actually really good, you can tell he spent those 1000 years training his skills, he now looks and poses like a chink master
Cool ult too.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:31:02 AM
No.535141090
>>535140757
Because they convinced a mentally ill person they had superpowers.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:31:06 AM
No.535141095
Wives beat worms
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:31:07 AM
No.535141101
>>535139157
Animations are just okay. But her style is so great that it more than makes up for it, saving for my Everwife.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:31:22 AM
No.535141128
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:31:24 AM
No.535141129
>>535141035
Unironically looks better than M7
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:31:35 AM
No.535141146
>>535140848
No because the summon only does an attack while enhanced. He'll be much better for sustaining Aglaea (E1) and the like though
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:31:37 AM
No.535141151
>>535141382
>>535139157
wow this is fucking boring, where is Dan animation?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:31:43 AM
No.535141160
>>535142237
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:31:43 AM
No.535141161
>>535140927
He was never going to be free. It was the same fanficiton as free Anaxa or free Sunday.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:32:00 AM
No.535141181
>>535141035
This looks better than Evernight LMAO
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:32:00 AM
No.535141183
>>535141249
>>535141035
better than march
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:32:03 AM
No.535141187
why are they being so half-assed towards the icon of hsr? matter of fact, why did they put so much resources on a single faggot and gave him all the cool animations available on this earth?
now everyone is 100% going to skip everslop cuz that what she is
a fucking slop
what is she a kokomi? lol
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:32:14 AM
No.535141208
>>535141035
It feels so weird to see him being tall kek
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:32:16 AM
No.535141209
My wife is so cute
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:32:24 AM
No.535141221
ABOMINATION OF ABUNDANCE
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:32:41 AM
No.535141249
>>535141183
It's the chink buff
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:32:43 AM
No.535141254
>>535141087
KNEEL IN THE PRESENCE OF KHASLANA
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:32:55 AM
No.535141279
>>535140927
Source to back that up?
>Dan 3 is no longer free
Didnβt the dev already promise 2 free limited this year? Or was that leak?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:33:01 AM
No.535141284
>>535141035
why does his tail look like it's made of cardboard
the models in this game are becoming so dogshit
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:33:04 AM
No.535141294
>free character has better animations than pag 7th
KWAB
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:33:06 AM
No.535141296
>>535141057
The one with lazier animations and a retarded niche kit that will pump warps for Cyrene
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:33:13 AM
No.535141313
>>535141035
WHY IS HE SO TALL
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:33:26 AM
No.535141326
>>535141057
Obviously it's Evernight with how shit her animations are.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:33:26 AM
No.535141328
>Dan got upgraded to premium status after Phainon's success
>March got downgraded to freebie
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:33:28 AM
No.535141330
>>535141415
>>535141035
MY FVARKING HERO SPENT HIS YEARS IN THE TIME CHAMBER WISELY
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:33:32 AM
No.535141335
Dan won
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:33:38 AM
No.535141347
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:33:44 AM
No.535141361
>>535141280
They did, yes
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:33:46 AM
No.535141363
>>535141280
They said there would be a free character on stream, so they can't go back on it now
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:33:52 AM
No.535141376
>>535141280
>Dan 3 is no longer free
post proof right now, because another loss for amphoreus is funny
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:33:55 AM
No.535141382
>>535141151
>fucking boring
>posting a picrel that summons literal bugs and worms
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:33:59 AM
No.535141389
I really really want to fuck Clara
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:34:08 AM
No.535141404
>>535141557
>>535141035
Dan not being a manlet feels so strange bwos
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:34:14 AM
No.535141415
>>535141330
GASLIGHT
GATEKEEP
CULTIVATE
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:34:22 AM
No.535141432
>>535141035
He looks cool. Hyacine is a lucky woman
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:34:28 AM
No.535141439
>>535141280
yes they did promise, dont believe shitposts bro
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:34:31 AM
No.535141447
>>535141674
HOLY KINOOOOOO
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:34:34 AM
No.535141452
>>535141686
>Dan3
>More Dragons edition
Thats really original..
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:34:35 AM
No.535141456
Also they upgraded his model, he's now TALL male.
He actually grew up wtf
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:34:38 AM
No.535141462
>>535141620
>>535142349
He matches with Juan now
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:34:39 AM
No.535141464
>>535141035
he's beautiful
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:34:58 AM
No.535141496
>They unhomo Daniel
I didnβt know it was possible for Dennis to evolve pass his twink form
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:35:05 AM
No.535141506
>>535140757
>Lygus hates Nous' very existence for splitting humanity into pro-clankers and clankerphobes
>Nous is just a ChatGPT run by Maxwell's Demon larping as God that, instead of purely pursuing knowledge, starts a cult of parasocial fucks
And in Amphoreus he's a villain so that statement tracks.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:35:05 AM
No.535141507
according to warp tracker I have only lost 50/50 three times. 82% winrate. is that possible? I don't really keep track
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:35:07 AM
No.535141508
>>535141035
The tail looks stupid but his animations are better than March. Maybe Everything is the free character
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:35:22 AM
No.535141535
>>535141585
>>535141671
If Evernight is the one that's free I'm just gonna go all in on Cyrene
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:35:26 AM
No.535141541
>Evernight is free
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:35:29 AM
No.535141549
>>535141035
why does this look better than evernight...
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:35:31 AM
No.535141552
>>535141695
>>535141893
Is evernight's kit out yet?
Is she a cas sub-dps like the leak mentioned?
also dan 3, a free 5*, somehow has better animations than evernight
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:35:33 AM
No.535141557
>>535141404
bruh imagine if he revert after quitting amphoreus
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:35:41 AM
No.535141567
DAN HVNG got buff and his dick got longer
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:35:44 AM
No.535141573
>>535141035
So why are his animations better than march is it because he is a chink
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:35:52 AM
No.535141585
>>535141535
What an organic turn of events!
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:36:05 AM
No.535141605
>>535141035
Not bad for a sustain but he looks too much like regular Dan
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:36:12 AM
No.535141620
>>535141915
>>535142001
>>535141462
The devs really love Dan x Juan despite no one really caring lmao
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:36:15 AM
No.535141628
DanGODs win this round...
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:36:22 AM
No.535141640
MARCH IS THE FREE CHARACTER
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:36:23 AM
No.535141641
>shit kit
>shit animations
it's like they looked at how much people like March and liked Evernight's design and thought "what is the worst way we could fuck this up?"
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:36:23 AM
No.535141648
>>535140959
Kill yourself Shaoji
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:36:24 AM
No.535141652
>>535141729
Iβm starting to fall for this little minx
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:36:33 AM
No.535141670
he finally has something on his phone cover
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:36:34 AM
No.535141671
>>535141535
they're never giving out a free girl bro
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:36:36 AM
No.535141674
>>535141447
Chink wank done right
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:36:41 AM
No.535141686
>>535141452
How many more dragons next time?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:36:42 AM
No.535141690
>>535142279
>>535141035
actually better animations lmao
the summon seems to have a lot of triggers so many he'll actually be a real decent preservation character
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:36:46 AM
No.535141694
Female characters are never free because they know incels will spend for them but fujofats won't spend millions for their homo fanfic protags. No, Ruan Mei doesn't count.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:36:49 AM
No.535141695
>>535141770
>>535141773
>>535141552
He's no longer free, so his animations got upgraded.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:37:00 AM
No.535141713
>>535141841
>[SAD NEWS]
mihomo is officially pushing male characters.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:37:15 AM
No.535141729
>>535141652
Kill yourself Shaoji
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:37:38 AM
No.535141770
>>535142116
>>535141695
Where's you source on this?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:37:42 AM
No.535141773
>>535142116
>>535141695
how can you tell?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:37:43 AM
No.535141774
>>535140590
>just don't play the game bro
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:37:46 AM
No.535141778
>Dan looks better than March
This actually hilarious lmao
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:37:47 AM
No.535141780
Dan will sell more than the majority of the AIphoreous
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:37:51 AM
No.535141786
>Flop 7th's kit is mid as fuck
>Don't care about intestinal Heng
Yep, I'm pulling for Cerydra without hesitate
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:38:06 AM
No.535141810
>>535141961
>never invested in BRICK Effect
>will never invest in BRICKmembrance
feels good toremain P U R E
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:38:08 AM
No.535141818
>>535141912
>unhomo'd
>phone case is no longer a bland black one
MY HERO
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:38:12 AM
No.535141823
>>535141926
I'm getting both Dan 3 AND Evernight so it literally doesn't matter.
No I don't have castor oil.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:38:17 AM
No.535141832
LMAOOOOOO that tails looks so fucking disgusting, is that fucking dildo or what??? tf
it makes browncher looked like an upstanding straight male
imagine claiming that shit LOOOLOLOLOLOL
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:38:17 AM
No.535141834
>>535141998
>>535142534
>rape the shit out of march's kit
Why.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:38:18 AM
No.535141838
>>535141950
>>535141986
Danial = Evernight = Rice animation
From an unbiased standpoint, I really like both. Their animations are just below Phainon tier.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:38:19 AM
No.535141841
>>535141713
>pushing male characters
off a bridge hopefully.
>Dan is now Limited
Well that's interesting, who the fuck is the freebie then?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:38:32 AM
No.535141867
>>535141986
Dan is actually cool as fuck now
This should be his default form going forward
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:38:36 AM
No.535141869
>>535141035
His tail looks so weird sticking out like that
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:38:50 AM
No.535141884
>>535141984
[sad news] TCs are saying that Dan3 has anti-synergy with Sunday (his dragon doesn't actually count as the DPS's summon)
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:38:54 AM
No.535141893
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:38:56 AM
No.535141894
>>535142021
I like that his ult animation is basically an upgrade of his 4* ult animation
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:39:00 AM
No.535141898
worm heng posterior tearing flopped
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:39:02 AM
No.535141904
>>535142041
>Consumes HP Evernight's Max HP to summon memosprite. When used, gains 2 "Memoria."
>Each time Evernight or memosprite Evey loses HP, ... and gains 2 "Memoria." Can trigger only once per target per attack
>When Evernight or an ally memosprite uses an ability, Evernight gains 1 "Memoria."
>gets 2+1 stacks for self harm, and 2+2 stacks for taking damage. only 1 for ally memos
evernight is a masochist, she gets more stacks from jingliu than RMC
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:39:03 AM
No.535141906
Midnight animation is mid
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:39:07 AM
No.535141912
>>535141818
What sex with Hyacine does to a man.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:39:07 AM
No.535141915
>>535141620
Thats what makes Jingheng sovl unlike Renheng
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:39:12 AM
No.535141925
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:39:13 AM
No.535141926
>>535141986
>>535141823
It doesn't matter as long as you get cyrene for the 3rd membrance
>finish the story
>Lygus is right
>Ratio was right
I can't believe that HSR manage to make villain that is right and yet here we are
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:39:16 AM
No.535141931
>>535141035
BWAAHAHAHAHA THAT FLOPPY TAIL IS KILLING ME
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:39:21 AM
No.535141942
>>535142202
>pay for dan heng twice
they are desperate
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:39:21 AM
No.535141945
>>535142221
>>535140290
>hi3 unit
Sporkle and Scampo will have such amazing animations
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:39:23 AM
No.535141950
>>535141838
You can't seriously be comparing Castorice's animations with Evernight
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:39:31 AM
No.535141960
>>535142116
>>535141863
Where are you faggots even getting this information, it wasn't posted anywhere
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:39:32 AM
No.535141961
>>535142554
>>535141810
Blade literally needs Pink Barbara though?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:39:33 AM
No.535141964
>>535140947
I love Monika!
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:39:39 AM
No.535141975
ROUGH ANAL SEX WITH CERYDRA UNTIL SHE SHITS HERSELF
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:39:41 AM
No.535141978
still not rolling for your wuxiaslop unless it's a cute anime girl
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:39:44 AM
No.535141984
>>535141884
That's not what anti synergy means
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:39:44 AM
No.535141986
>>535141867
>This should be his default form going forward
lol
>>535141838
I really don't find Phainon's animations all that interesting. Or Rice's.
>>535141926
Skipping that too.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:39:50 AM
No.535141996
>>535141863
That one bitch from the annihilated gang
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:39:51 AM
No.535141998
>>535141834
need to make sure Elys- i mean Cyrene doesn't flop no matter the cost
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:39:55 AM
No.535142001
>>535142085
>>535141620
>no one really caring lmao
He's literally the captain america of china retard
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:40:09 AM
No.535142021
>>535141894
>PMC pro max
KEKAPALOOZA
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:40:13 AM
No.535142029
They never make 1st phase units free retard kun
At least put some more effort in the shitposting
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:40:15 AM
No.535142035
>>535141927
Its so stupid how they keep making these villains whose arguments are very much right and then the only rebuttal is "well but you're killing people for your goal so you're wrong"
Like
What
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:40:18 AM
No.535142041
>>535141904
then is it TIME?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:40:21 AM
No.535142047
>>535141927
>I can't believe that HSR manage to make villain that is right and yet here we are
They already did that in Penacony
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:40:43 AM
No.535142068
rolling Rock Hard Danny E1S1 even if he's not free
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:40:49 AM
No.535142076
>>535141927
The story wants me to go against Lygus when I agree with him every time.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:40:54 AM
No.535142085
>>535142265
>>535142001
No, I mean the ship. Most fujos either ship RenHeng or JingRen
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:40:55 AM
No.535142087
>>535141863
Obviously the one with the low quality, low effort animations.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:41:11 AM
No.535142106
>tall Dan
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:41:12 AM
No.535142107
looks like I won't be playing shart rail until edo star
haven't played this game since last year and has no intention to play it again in the near future
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:41:12 AM
No.535142109
>March animations are so disappointing people believe that she's free
It's over
>>535141035
Did he lose his virginity
that's the only explanation
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:41:15 AM
No.535142116
>>535142262
>>535141770
>>535141773
>>535141960
Stop replying to him you retards. Are you fucking new?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:41:21 AM
No.535142125
Phainon's animations are only good the first time. Utterly boring afterwards. Rice is carried by the dragon
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:41:26 AM
No.535142132
>>535142342
how big is Dan's cock now?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:41:35 AM
No.535142148
>>535142235
am i tripping or did Dan3 get upgraded to Tall model instead of manlet?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:41:44 AM
No.535142162
>>535141863
Everbrick, it's the only eplanation I can think of for that disaster of a kit
.................................
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:41:44 AM
No.535142164
>Dan 3's animations look better than Evernight's
>Evernight's kit is a fucking shit
Say it with me
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:41:45 AM
No.535142169
>>535142367
Dan's cone is very good for Fire MC btw
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:41:50 AM
No.535142174
You can have Dan Imbibitor of Cum with Dan Rock Cock on the same team.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:42:04 AM
No.535142202
>>535142325
>>535141942
The best part? You will do it, because otherwise new endgame will destroy you.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:42:06 AM
No.535142204
>>535142115
Hyacine raped him, but that doesn't count.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:42:08 AM
No.535142208
>>535143014
im tempted to roll for her e2, does anybody have calcs on it?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:42:16 AM
No.535142221
>>535141945
cute and canon
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:42:20 AM
No.535142226
>>535136886 (OP)
I love march and will pull for her but they did her really dirty with those animations. Castorice and phainon get AMAZING animations but march animations feel like they're from 1.0
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:42:21 AM
No.535142227
>>535142115
Yep, with Hyacine
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:42:25 AM
No.535142235
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:42:25 AM
No.535142236
>>535141035
Pretty cool ngl
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:42:26 AM
No.535142237
>>535143189
>>535141160
based Cipher poster
>Cucked out of Mydei, and Anaxa
>Cucked out of Cyrene
>Cucked out of Smelle
>Dickless Dan donβt work with him while Castorice get a dedicated cock sucker in 3.6, and 3.7
>Rugpulled, forgotten, and replaced in the story
This is not funny
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:42:32 AM
No.535142253
>>535139157
Gloopsuki isβ¦ boring. The jelly tails are uninteresting and sheβs even less sexy than Smelle. I canβt believe THIS is what passed the production committee.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:42:38 AM
No.535142262
>>535142116
What if my post was also part of the bait?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:42:40 AM
No.535142265
>>535142540
>>535142085
I mean China never shipped them either, they are symbols of China as the Dragon and Lion, but their relationship is strictly "no homo" to the point where Jing Yuan treats DH the same as Bailu.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:42:41 AM
No.535142268
This is the only place that I see saying that dan is not the free character, you faggotscare just pilling thia out of your asses or you have any source
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:42:43 AM
No.535142276
>>535142915
>>535142998
>Hung3: Look at me I'm china
Bros we're at notGreek why dude want to be china?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:42:44 AM
No.535142278
>>535142553
>>535142796
>>535139157
>doesn't flinch when she got attacked
>that rain animation on the ult standby
yep I'm thinking kino
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:42:44 AM
No.535142279
>>535141690
Build full crit and he will be preservation hyacine for feixiao/archer teams
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:42:46 AM
No.535142282
>Make Evernight free
>Waifufags will now go all in on Cyrene instead
>Total Elysia Victory in the charts
Would Shaoji do this for his oc?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:43:02 AM
No.535142307
Cassie is gonna hug you in 3.7
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:43:08 AM
No.535142319
yep never rolling wormers
>This is an age of gods and monsters
>I wish not for dominion, yet I cannot watch the common folk suffer
>I WILL HAVE ORDER!
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:43:11 AM
No.535142325
>>535142202
i don't play endgame
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:43:13 AM
No.535142330
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:43:22 AM
No.535142342
>>535142115
>>535142132
Evernight is gonna find out
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:43:24 AM
No.535142346
>>535142637
>His only buff is 15% attack
>His summon does less damage than a basic attack
>His summon only attack 2 times per ult
>No synergy with Sunday
This dude better be free because he is barely any better than Gallapoor
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:43:25 AM
No.535142347
>>535142252
and yet people can't stop talking about him
absolutely rent free
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:43:25 AM
No.535142349
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:43:32 AM
No.535142359
>let's make a support with the same, if not worse restrictions than acheron
>what could possibly go wrong?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:43:36 AM
No.535142365
>>535142115
To the earth dragon Terravox? Yeah.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:43:37 AM
No.535142367
>>535142464
>>535142169
Why did you give Mydei chest implants?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:43:42 AM
No.535142381
>>535141035
this nigga cultivates
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:43:45 AM
No.535142385
>>535142163
OH NONONONONONONONONONO
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:43:48 AM
No.535142393
>>535142163
Mom said it's my turn to summon
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:43:57 AM
No.535142404
>>535141927
It's genuinely a business decision from the suits.
Hoyo is using your gacha money to make an NFT MMORPG simulation thing (yes they haven't stopped, lmao) so obviously they had to sneak in a pro-AI, pro-machine psyop into the game's story.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:44:01 AM
No.535142409
>>535142929
>>535142252
Don't forget Cerydra sucks if he's E2+
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:44:05 AM
No.535142419
Thank you for giving nice animations to a sustain alt who barely looks different from the 4 star variant, very cool!!!
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:44:06 AM
No.535142421
>>535142291
They stole Fate collab revenues to fund Phainon propaganda. Take a wild guess
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:44:11 AM
No.535142431
>>535142606
>free evernight
roll for Dan
>free terravox
roll for March
Simple.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:44:12 AM
No.535142435
>>535142163
As a March enjoyer this is so embarrassing. His animations mogs hers hard
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:44:14 AM
No.535142439
i don't care about everslop and wormheng3
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:44:33 AM
No.535142464
>>535142367
Phainon's fault
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:44:45 AM
No.535142486
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:44:49 AM
No.535142497
>>535142252
Nah it's absolutely hilarious.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:44:49 AM
No.535142501
>>535142291
lmao I think you're right
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:44:56 AM
No.535142518
>>535142604
>>535142639
>>535142163
are her animations still not finished or something?
iirc her memosprite is red, not white.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:45:06 AM
No.535142532
>>535142163
>when you forget for a minute that you were playing a chinese game
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:45:06 AM
No.535142534
>>535141834
That way she won't be able to overshadow shartlysia, that's it.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:45:12 AM
No.535142540
>>535142946
>>535142265
In universe Xianzhou citizens were writing Jing Yuan x Dan Feng/Heng homoerotic fanfic anon
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:45:13 AM
No.535142542
Unpopular opinion but this new March fucking sucks. Mid animations, random Remembrance shilling and her design is a straight downgrade to base March and chink March. I'm honestly sad as I've been waiting since launch for 5* March.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:45:13 AM
No.535142545
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:45:16 AM
No.535142550
>>535142163
Marchkeks, explain yourselves.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:45:19 AM
No.535142553
>>535142796
>>535142278
>doesn't flinch when she got attacked
>kino
No, it's shit because it shows that they put so little effort into her animations that they didn't bother giving her one for getting attacked.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:45:19 AM
No.535142554
>>535141961
Hyacute was worth breaking my purity
but it was only once
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:45:26 AM
No.535142560
>first sanby
>now march
Do the devs hate the poster girls or something?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:45:28 AM
No.535142565
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:45:33 AM
No.535142576
Nanobros, how do we recover from this?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:45:38 AM
No.535142580
>>535142163
why is it shooting cum?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:45:47 AM
No.535142597
>>535142163
why do they jizz on you?
i thought dark march was ice
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:45:48 AM
No.535142604
>>535142518
Her memosprites changes to red when she gets a bunch of stacks of her talent
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:45:50 AM
No.535142606
>>535142843
>>535142431
Uh what? Why would I ever roll for Dan. More rolls for March cone .
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:45:50 AM
No.535142607
>>535142252
It's comical. He's a meme character so it works.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:45:51 AM
No.535142614
>>535142324
holy FVAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARKIN SHIIIIIIIIDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:46:10 AM
No.535142637
>>535142346
He is free unless stated otherwise
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:46:11 AM
No.535142639
>>535142518
They turn red in enhanced state
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:46:12 AM
No.535142645
ENTER March's master
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:46:20 AM
No.535142650
>>535142291
I think that Shaoji would try, but whose to say that their CCP overlords would let him send out Dan to die.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:46:31 AM
No.535142667
>>535142543
we all know shaoji intentionally bricked her to shill his oc waifu
can't have TWO pink sluts in the same world
>Dan3 is an attack scaling preservation
>There's no preservation light cone that gives attack other than his signature cone
>His E1 improves the buff he provides to a teammate
So that's how Hoyo intends to make money from him.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:46:43 AM
No.535142690
>>535142163
It's so fucking over it's unreal...
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:46:44 AM
No.535142691
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:46:54 AM
No.535142706
>>535142324
C E O of H S R
>>535142163
who thought a jellyfish memosprite was a good idea?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:47:30 AM
No.535142754
EVERPAG GODDAMN FLOPPED AND SLOPPED
ARE THEY REALLY MAKING FUN OF ERP TRANNIES? THESE FAGGOTS ALWAYS SPAMMING *SPLURRT* EVERYWHERE THEY GO. IM STARTING TO SUSPECT THAT SHAOJI IS INDEED MONITORING THIS PLACE
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:47:35 AM
No.535142761
>>535142886
>>535142913
What's stopping me from just skipping all these bricks for Cyrene so I can have THREE pink hebe sluts?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:47:39 AM
No.535142764
>>535142904
>>535142669
the wild fire cone will be his BiS, highest base ATK
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:47:41 AM
No.535142768
>>535141087
himeko told him to touch grass so he did
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:47:41 AM
No.535142770
>>535142715
Evernight is Enigmata so it fits.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:47:46 AM
No.535142775
>>535142669
That's also how you know he's free, the actual character is behind E1S1.
>Redman
Collab, and anyway you were supposed to roll for Seibah
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:47:49 AM
No.535142780
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:48:00 AM
No.535142796
>>535142278
>>535142553
She gets flinched when attacked retard.
She didn't flinched in the 2nd animation because of her kit, like how Robin doesn't get flinched when she's in ult.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:48:02 AM
No.535142801
>>535142913
>>535142669
Dan 3 and his sig LC will be free.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:48:07 AM
No.535142807
>free unit has better animations than march
So are they sabotaging march?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:48:19 AM
No.535142825
>>535142543
Welcome to Hoyoverse. Elysia owns it.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:48:24 AM
No.535142832
>>535138378
It's worse than DDD. If you look at any Cas 0-cycle for PF you need DDD on Tribbie.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:48:28 AM
No.535142836
>>535142937
>>535143059
free evernight makes more sense when you think about it
her kit encourages rolling a full remembrance team, making her the perfect shill
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:48:29 AM
No.535142839
>>535142324
how did he get so fucking cool man
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:48:32 AM
No.535142843
>>535142606
And eidolons. I ain't rolling for no dan heng.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:48:35 AM
No.535142849
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:48:42 AM
No.535142860
>>535143123
>for 1000 years Dan did nothing but train and fuck Hyacine pussy
>got buff and tall as result
wtf...
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:48:42 AM
No.535142861
>>535142907
New March is ntr-coded. Just saying.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:48:54 AM
No.535142876
>>535141087
I'm literally Permansor
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:49:01 AM
No.535142886
>>535142761
Cyrene is getting a hag form, so your plan is already dead on arrival.
Amphoreus and it's consequences has been a disaster for genshin
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:49:06 AM
No.535142895
Daniel mogs the fuck out of Marchβs animations holy moly like he summons the dragon and all that shit going on March has a red jelly fish that spits cum on the enemy wtf
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:49:07 AM
No.535142897
AIEEEEEEE MARCH SQUIRTED ON ME.....
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:49:09 AM
No.535142902
march revenue status? downgraded!
told you 3.5 and 3.6 will both flop hard... they are sacrifices for shaoji's baby girl
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:49:10 AM
No.535142904
>>535142764
nah he wants 4* kakaurine cone
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:49:13 AM
No.535142907
>>535143108
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:49:18 AM
No.535142913
>>535142761
Cyrene will obviously be a hag
>>535142801
>and his sig LC will be free.
I wish
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:49:19 AM
No.535142915
>>535142276
>Expecting great China to sully itself with other cultures
CCP da best
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:49:26 AM
No.535142924
>>535143023
Can you guys keep calling March 7th edgenight BAD so they give her to (me) for free instead of Dan3omo?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:49:34 AM
No.535142929
>>535142409
is this true? I don't regret getting Hysilsilelens anymore then
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:49:39 AM
No.535142937
>>535142836
Not really dan kit is really shit without the e1, which makes sense if he is free since the e1 would basically be e0
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:49:44 AM
No.535142946
>>535143448
>>535142540
That's false, in universe they had the story about the Dragon and Lion friendship. The chink symbol of marriage is a dragon and phoenix.
The actual in universe fanfiction was the one about TB and DH.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:49:45 AM
No.535142953
>>535143178
Is Dan3 a sub DPS like Aventurine or some? Does he actually buff Phainon in anyway?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:49:54 AM
No.535142965
>>535142252
>>Cucked out of Cyrene
was never a thing in game
>>Cucked out of Smelle
smelle never gave a shit about him
>Anaxa
would rather resonate coreflames with aglaea
he cant be cucked out of anything when he never had them to begin with
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:49:56 AM
No.535142969
>>535143074
where is the proof that he isn't free
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:50:03 AM
No.535142983
Roll 200 times to get Dan3's LC for free
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:50:04 AM
No.535142986
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:50:08 AM
No.535142992
>>535143054
>>535143141
free Hysilens makes more sense when you think about it
her kit encourages rolling a full DoT team, making her the perfect shill
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:50:09 AM
No.535142997
>Phainon got tons of shilling
>Dan3's animations look good
>Evernight's animations look shit
>Hysilens flopped even with pagbaits
b-bros?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:50:10 AM
No.535142998
>>535142276
I think it will be his new base form like others are saying, makes sense to keep him Chinese
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:50:13 AM
No.535143004
>March finally gets a new form
>it's not even her
>bricked kit
>shit animations
>Dan mogs her with his second SP form in the same patch
fucking hell
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:50:20 AM
No.535143014
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:50:25 AM
No.535143021
>Dan is actually great
kino
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:50:25 AM
No.535143023
>>535142924
She should be free with how dogshit her kit is
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:50:26 AM
No.535143024
DAN SAVED YOU
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:50:28 AM
No.535143026
>>535143131
>>535142715
You'd think being a memory spook her memosprite's attacks would involve more ice crystals or glass mirror effects (it's how they visualise memory in this game, see: Black Swan) but nope, jellyfish squirt bukkake lmao
Think we'll get another 200 ticket spend event for free sig?
Are you prepared?
>he does the chink master pose
kino
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:50:57 AM
No.535143054
>>535142992
Stelle is so fucking lucky
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:50:58 AM
No.535143059
>>535143219
>>535142836
>Free female unit
never happening, there is a reason why hsr and zzz always give away males (they sell a lot less than females)
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:51:04 AM
No.535143068
>March is gonna FLOP
save the ice element...
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:51:09 AM
No.535143073
>>535143154
>>535143191
>Evernight's animations are underwhelming
>Dan's animations are Free unit tier
Ruh roh! I have a feeling a certain Pinkette is getting SS+ THRONE Emanator tier animations
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:51:10 AM
No.535143074
>>535142969
There's none anon stop falling for bait
you know what shaoji? I'm SKIPPING shartrene nigga
ain't nobody gaf about that disgusting whore
this retarded nigger is playing favoritism
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:51:30 AM
No.535143108
>>535142907
She has the gravitas of a woman who has been thoroughly dicked by the bull and is now out for femdomizing the cuck in netorase scenarios.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:51:30 AM
No.535143110
>>535143035
>74 pulls rn
If it last into Cyrene, probably
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:51:34 AM
No.535143114
>>535142891
12 hours of kino is better than 50 hours of chrysos flop lore
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:51:46 AM
No.535143123
>>535142860
>he doesn't know
Not surprised that you're a lorelet.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:51:54 AM
No.535143131
>>535143026
there is some ice shit on her ult
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:51:56 AM
No.535143132
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:51:59 AM
No.535143141
>>535142992
god
i
wish
that
were
me
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:52:06 AM
No.535143149
>>535142891
skiplets don't bother
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:52:08 AM
No.535143154
>>535143073
Dan's are good though
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:52:12 AM
No.535143161
>>535143294
>>535143321
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:52:19 AM
No.535143168
>>535143035
It'll be a 200 rolls for free Dan. Only during the second half of the patch though.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:52:19 AM
No.535143169
>>535143079
NO WAY
SHAOJI WOULD NEVER PLAY FAVORITISM FOR HIS PINK CUMDUMPSTER
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:52:21 AM
No.535143178
>>535142953
We don't know if the unbuffed summon gives stacks every time it acts.
He's still worse than Bronya for Phainon.
He, unlike cerydra is actually flexible but still worse than fofo in every team anyway.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:52:31 AM
No.535143189
>>535142237
I love waiting for poals.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:52:32 AM
No.535143191
>>535143249
>>535143073
>mini movie every turn
*skip*
I got places to be
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:52:37 AM
No.535143197
>>535142891
Enjoy the 2 hour events
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:52:43 AM
No.535143206
>>535143313
>>535143415
>March is a subDPS brick for Castorice
>Tribbie goes back to Herta like god intended
I don't see the problem
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:52:56 AM
No.535143219
>>535143457
>>535143059
why don't you gacha schizotrannies just say MEN and WOMEN?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:53:15 AM
No.535143243
>>535143373
>>535143403
>Cerydra and Hysilens are a skip
>Evernight and Dan are a skip
Looks like I'm saving for Cyrene then.
His model is Tall Male btw (Jing Yuan, Blade, etc)
He grew up, he's a MAN and is ready to save his wife (Stelle).
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:53:18 AM
No.535143249
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:53:20 AM
No.535143252
i cant believe hysilens already sold more than pagnon..
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:53:29 AM
No.535143262
>>535143051
young master...
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:53:31 AM
No.535143267
Wife
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:53:32 AM
No.535143271
>>535143368
>>535143412
So why does Phainon want Terravox on his team? What other characters is Terravox for?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:53:47 AM
No.535143294
>>535143161
RAPING my nigga PomPom while he's asleep
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:53:49 AM
No.535143296
>>535143478
>4 skippable banners
E2 Cyrene here I cum!!!
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:53:56 AM
No.535143310
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:53:57 AM
No.535143313
>>535143206
with energy support to keep her ult up march could do her allahu akbar every turn and deal decent damage, but it's probably still cope compared to a proper main dps
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:54:02 AM
No.535143321
>>535143161
>here's your endgame skin reward bro ($500 entry fee)
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:54:09 AM
No.535143331
i fucking hate shartrene like holy fuck
i am going to be laughing so hard if that bitch flopped worse than aidsnon
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:54:13 AM
No.535143338
>>535143601
>>535143606
>>535142891
Why on God's green earth would the Genshin team try to copy the Amboreus model when players hated it so much that Shaoji had to dogeza on-stream for the story after 3.0 and they eventually added a skip button?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:54:14 AM
No.535143339
>>535143414
>>535143456
>>535143248
how will they make him shrink back into a manlet after 3.X
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:54:20 AM
No.535143350
>>535143501
I see how It is. We can't have anyone outshining Mr. Shaoji's precious Elysia eh?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:54:19 AM
No.535143351
nigga, what...?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:54:21 AM
No.535143354
Beta will save Evernight and push her into main DPS territory.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:54:28 AM
No.535143368
>>535143271
Terravox is just Aventurine+ I think
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:54:30 AM
No.535143373
>>535143243
said nobody ever, kill yourself Shaoji
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:54:47 AM
No.535143403
>>535143243
Any one have info on Cyrene?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:54:50 AM
No.535143412
>>535144283
>>535143271
He doesn't, he is for people who skipped fofo.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:54:53 AM
No.535143414
>>535143339
I mean, he is in a computer it's not like it will be hard
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:54:53 AM
No.535143415
>>535143206
Evernight will be lucky if she manages to replace RMC with that bricked kit, let alone Tribbie
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:54:56 AM
No.535143420
>>535142715
kinda same vibe
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:55:01 AM
No.535143431
i dont care if daniel is better im not going to stop using my wife
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:55:06 AM
No.535143439
>>535139307
Blame your own retarded ass for falling for the anti-Herta gaslighters. 2 more weeks.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:55:06 AM
No.535143440
>>535143678
>>535143915
Natlan flopped so hard that they'll never pander to pags again
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:55:10 AM
No.535143448
>>535143890
>>535142946
>friendship
The title of the fanfiction straight up calls them lovers and it's referred to as a "dramatic tale of love"
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:55:12 AM
No.535143453
>>535143035
If they do that, I'll be fucking fuming, because I have 50 rolls into limited banner already..
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:55:14 AM
No.535143456
>>535143339
Just kill him so he has to rebirth back into an egg or something, then he pops back up and he's a manlet again
That or he's a permanent model upgrade, with tall dan being the new default dan for any quest post amphoreus (way too kino for this gachaslop)
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:55:13 AM
No.535143457
>>535143219
Because there are only 2 genders.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:55:14 AM
No.535143458
>>535143248
>goes right back to 4* Dan after
Only way this doesn't happen is if they give him for free as a permanent part of the story.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:55:20 AM
No.535143468
>March is a SubDPS
I have Tribbie E1 and enough for Cyrene E2. My March is Main DPS
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:55:22 AM
No.535143472
>>535143630
>>535143051
i will still always remember the true daniel
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:55:23 AM
No.535143473
>>535143751
>>535144080
im gonna be honest, i dont like that cyrene is higher than march, i understand that shes highly anticipated bc of hi3, but this is hsr, and march has been one of the main characters since the beginning. idk, this just seems a bit unfair to me
just to be clear, i dont hate cyrene or anything like that, its just that as someone who didnt play hi3, shes not someone im personally that acquainted with, while march is more like a dear friend whos been with us for so long, how can i not care more about her?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:55:27 AM
No.535143478
>>535143684
>>535143296
2 patches of skipping only gets you 1 hard pity guarantee enjoy your e0s0
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:55:29 AM
No.535143487
>>535143616
>Danial will be topping Blade on Edo Star as revenge for his years of fujo feminization humiliation
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:55:34 AM
No.535143492
>>535143248
so we have boy dan (4*), twink dan (DHIL) and new MAN DAN
cool
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:55:36 AM
No.535143495
>>535142543
Fuck these assholes. March is our best girl
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:55:37 AM
No.535143501
>>535143350
wouldn't be surprised if March is the free one for that exact reason
serious question
can terracox work with yunli?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:55:55 AM
No.535143518
>>535143248
Ruined it all with that tail.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:55:59 AM
No.535143525
Save for Cyrene instead of rolling on Astral Express flops
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:56:03 AM
No.535143527
>>535143248
Stelle wonneredino!
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:56:15 AM
No.535143539
I fucking hate the fact that the Jellyfish just splurts cum instead of attacking directly or something
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:56:45 AM
No.535143584
>>535143516
Yunli wants a healer, preservation units steal agro from her
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:56:47 AM
No.535143591
>>535143712
So the premium team is now
>the clueless retard Stelle
>two goth suicidal dykes fighting over Stelle
>a happy sunflower and her pet fat fuck
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:56:53 AM
No.535143597
Shaoji is a piece of shit
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:56:55 AM
No.535143601
>>535143857
>>535144080
>>535143338
No skip button too.
But also, most of genhsin's archon quests are shit/mid anyways and the community still slurps it up so it doesn't really matter anyways. Really puts into perspective how badly Amphoreus must have done in their internal metrics for HSR to add the skip button. Looks like Genshin might be getting their skip button soon, at least if the story in 6.0 is giga-shit.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:56:57 AM
No.535143606
>>535143835
>>535142891
>>535143338
which one would you rather have?
a story about characters that you've been wanting playable for years, or a story about literal who nobodies while the one character who you wanted to be playable is absent from the plot?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:57:04 AM
No.535143616
>>535143487
Kill yourself
>>535143516
he is worse than fofo.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:57:11 AM
No.535143620
>>535143715
>>535143758
So is Dan good or what
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:57:11 AM
No.535143623
>>535143079
>skipping Elysia
Your loss, not Shaoji's
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:57:16 AM
No.535143630
>>535143472
Their rematch in Edo Star will be ultra giga kino
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:57:22 AM
No.535143639
Very cute
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:57:22 AM
No.535143641
>>535143780
GLORY TO XIANZHOU
Is Castorice gonna want this shit too?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:57:49 AM
No.535143678
>>535143817
>>535143440
Are you from the past or something?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:57:50 AM
No.535143680
>>535143516
Nyes, probably. Not sure about his energy regeneration though but he'll stil give her shields regularly and move more quickly when she counters.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:57:52 AM
No.535143684
>>535143901
>>535143478
>he doesn't know
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:58:08 AM
No.535143712
>>535143591
Can't wait for all the fan art
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:58:09 AM
No.535143715
>>535143620
he's Aventurine+
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:58:18 AM
No.535143734
All hell the Amber Lord
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:58:38 AM
No.535143751
>>535144080
>>535143473
probably a reddit post but i agree
can't wait for Cyrene to get a 12 minute animation and a Myriad Celestia while March gets a 2 minute trailer
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:58:46 AM
No.535143758
>>535143620
He is worse than fofo, but still alright. He's an aven upgrade.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:58:46 AM
No.535143761
>>535143079
Everybody plays favorites.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:58:47 AM
No.535143762
>>535143902
>Actually a man now
Imagine playing Caelus lmfao, you just see one of your oomfies grow up 6 inches overnight all while you still look like a manlet
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:58:53 AM
No.535143773
>>535143656
THAT'S MY FUCKING JACKET
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:58:53 AM
No.535143775
>>535143656
No, that implies you're leaving the dragon up turn after turn.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:58:54 AM
No.535143780
>>535143641
still couldnt believe they started the concert with this vid..
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:58:56 AM
No.535143783
>>535143656
>MC aesthetics relic set
>not for MC
SHAOJI IS LAME AND GAY
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:59:23 AM
No.535143817
>>535143678
Hysilens flopped even after getting pagbaited.
It may have worked if it was in another other gacha games but it doesn't in a hoyo game
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:59:34 AM
No.535143835
>>535143606
Genshin has traditionally not done very well on managing player expectations vs lore-significant characters. Nod Krai will be the last bit of stringing along that Genshin is capable of. Hoyo does good in hype and marketing, but always flops when it comes to actually writing the damn story.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:59:43 AM
No.535143845
>March kit
So glad I skipped this brick path
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:59:43 AM
No.535143846
all my niggas hate shaoji
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:59:52 AM
No.535143857
>>535143601
genshin story is still much more digestible than shaoji's tryhard babble
I think there will be a skip button if the anime ever releases, but not earlier
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 6:00:00 AM
No.535143870
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 6:00:05 AM
No.535143873
I think the brainwashing is working because I am unironically starting to like the chink aesthetic more than jap aesthetic
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 6:00:15 AM
No.535143889
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 6:00:16 AM
No.535143890
>>535144216
>>535143448
That says nothing about it being about DH and Jing Yuan though.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 6:00:25 AM
No.535143901
>>535143684
falling for fugen scam divinations ngmi
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 6:00:25 AM
No.535143902
>>535143762
Your Trailblazer (Deliverance)?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 6:00:32 AM
No.535143914
>make fan favorite character that the western fan base LOVES like crazy
>overshadow her with retard Mary Sue character that nobody in the west but turbo weebs know or care about
Fuck you hoyo
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 6:00:33 AM
No.535143915
>>535143440
>is that a man and woman having a conversation? AIEEEE SAVE ME DAWEI
Pags are so pathetic
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 6:01:24 AM
No.535144001
>>535143656
No, even if the buffs were actually better than 32 CR it would still be clunky as hell to use with Castorice.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 6:01:32 AM
No.535144013
>>535143656
>deliverer trailer with Caelus
>deliverers drip is male clothes
Stelle sisters it's not looking good...
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 6:02:12 AM
No.535144080
>>535143601
Genshin story is so enjoyable that they don't need a SKIP button after 6 fucking years
Meanwhile HSR only needed 2 years of Shaoji to be shit
>>535143473
Elysia is such an annoying Mary sue but at least she She has a presence in the story and does crazy things. Cyrene, on the other hand, is just boring... She had more screen time than any other character in 3.5 and I didn't see anyone talking about her...
>>535143751
I liked March's animations, much more than Dan's. She has a lot of different animations. It really looks like a character from a video game and not a... 3 short movies character.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 6:02:22 AM
No.535144092
>>535144154
>>535142891
they literally said they want to stop Dark Souls tier story telling which is a good thing for Genshin because it suffers from rushed plot lines
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 6:03:09 AM
No.535144154
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 6:03:46 AM
No.535144216
>>535143890
The names of the fictional characters are clearly meant to invoke Jing Yuan and DH/DF
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 6:04:26 AM
No.535144283
>>535143412
But I already have HuoHuo. And I don't have Castorice. What am I supposed to do?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 6:04:45 AM
No.535144303
so aven got power creep?
who gonna use aven when dh3 can buff atk and dispels debuff and e1 can buff res pen