/epog/ - Project Epoch Private Server General
SOMEHOW WIPECHADS WON?! Edition
>Recent News
RELAUNCH SOON.
STRESS TEST VERY SOON.
CLIENT GOT ROLLED BACK TO 3464 = WIPE IMMINENT
Ascension bought, accounts were migrated.
Log in using your old Epoch account details on the Ascension website.
>https://ascension.gg/
>What is Project Epoch?
A World of Warcraft Vanilla+ Private Server featuring TBC talent trees and tasteful custom content.
>1500+ New quests
>2000+ New creatures
>2000+ New items
>And more!
For more info read their website
>https://www.project-epoch.net/
Addons:
>https://project-epoch-wow.fandom.com/wiki/AddOns
(Sometime after launch you can also use the launchers addons tab)
>Guilds
>Kezan
N/A
>Gurubashi
Alliance
Alliance
Previous Thread: >>535121367
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 7:27:53 AM
No.535151015
First for gvrv
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 7:28:04 AM
No.535151020
>>535152448
GURUBASHI GANG
GURUBASHI LOVE
GURUBASHI FOREVER
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 7:28:38 AM
No.535151067
POCHIE WEEKEND
>POCHIE WEEKEND
POCHIE WEEKEND
>POCHIE WEEKEND
POCHIE WEEKEND
>POCHIE WEEKEND
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 7:30:47 AM
No.535151073
>>535150942 (OP)
Now make nagatoro wear whitemane outfit
Quick
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 7:30:53 AM
No.535151085
>>535152305
Ambershire August 17th hypeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 7:31:02 AM
No.535151098
POCHIE WEEKEND
>POCHIE WEEKEND
POCHIE WEEKEND
>POCHIE WEEKEND
POCHIE WEEKEND
>POCHIE WEEKEND
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 7:31:15 AM
No.535151118
>>535151312
POCHIE THURSDAY
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 7:31:40 AM
No.535151139
>>535151225
>>535150919
It feels closer to the original first 4 seasons than anything after that. I haven't seen New Blood cause it looked like shit and didn't even need context since they did a quick recap in Resurrection.
Harrison's kinda meh but not the worst, he got better towards the end of the first episode.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 7:31:41 AM
No.535151141
Pochie day soon sisters!!
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 7:31:46 AM
No.535151149
Pβ¦Pochieeβ¦
What type of people actually intend play on Gurubashi?
Especially post-ascension where server capacity won't be a problem anymore
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 7:32:55 AM
No.535151225
>>535151536
>>535151139
Go watch New Blood retard.
Clyde Phillips was the showrunner on S1-4, returned for New Blood, Original Sin and Resurrection.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 7:33:26 AM
No.535151264
>>535151195
Me, the undead rogue (level 60), ganking you (level 24) on redridge.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 7:33:28 AM
No.535151269
>>535151373
>>535151195
I was going to play on Kezan but everyone is going to play on Guru...
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 7:34:02 AM
No.535151312
>>535151513
>>535151118
My nelf priest has an identical build to Asuka
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 7:34:12 AM
No.535151318
>>535151195
Me to kill stinky no shoes.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 7:34:14 AM
No.535151323
>>535151195
I'll be on the pvp realm if there is one.
Epoch should maybe be one realm to force pvp players to just play warmode though.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 7:34:17 AM
No.535151327
>>535151195
My little gnome priest will...
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 7:34:56 AM
No.535151373
>>535151269
You have cross play on kazan you'll be fine. Once you are ready feel free to join the big boys on gvrv, no hurry tho
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 7:35:59 AM
No.535151445
Dutch probably fuming rn seeing what sort of vibecoding was going on
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 7:36:19 AM
No.535151470
>>535151573
>>535151195
Me. No Allies will be spared.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 7:36:48 AM
No.535151508
POCHIE WEEKEND
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 7:36:51 AM
No.535151513
>>535151312
Gonna run dungeons with your cute nelfie
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 7:37:06 AM
No.535151536
>>535151627
>>535151225
Nah, I hate the whole cliche hiding in the woods, dating the police chief who eventually finds out and turns him in.
Just retarded all around but okay as a plot point setup with Batista for Resurrection I guess.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 7:37:37 AM
No.535151573
>>535151785
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 7:38:26 AM
No.535151627
>>535151957
>>535151536
4>2>Original Sin>New Blood>1>3>5>7>>>
>>6>>>>>>>>>>
>>8
your loss bruv
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 7:38:31 AM
No.535151634
>>535147094
i want the server to be open SOONER so i can level SLOWER and i'm NOT KIDDING
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 7:38:54 AM
No.535151662
>>535151848
>>535151912
close enough
goodnight for real now
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 7:39:10 AM
No.535151694
The Real Guild Name is
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 7:39:23 AM
No.535151707
STRESS TEST WHEN?!
IT'S ALREADY THRUSDAY
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 7:40:23 AM
No.535151785
>>535151573
Silence, faggot.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 7:40:43 AM
No.535151812
>10k pop realms
Yeah I think I'll be happier playing one week after launch
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 7:41:22 AM
No.535151848
>>535151662
Sleep well sloppa anon
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 7:41:34 AM
No.535151858
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 7:42:26 AM
No.535151912
>>535151662
you got my attention.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 7:43:08 AM
No.535151957
>>535151627
Lil bro you're tweaking putting 1 that low.
But anyway, I'm fully expecting him getting caught in Resurrection with the le quirky megamind female detective and watch it get turned into a FBI procedural where he gets immunity and helps the FBI lmao.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 7:43:40 AM
No.535151994
>>535152030
>>535151754
could be your epoch guild name.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 7:44:09 AM
No.535152030
>>535152432
>>535151994
let your rage consume you.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 7:44:12 AM
No.535152037
>>535151754
I hate you faggots so much its unreal. Stay outta my alliance. Stay outta gurubashi
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 7:45:23 AM
No.535152124
>>535156425
last one for real since it came out decently first try
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 7:45:39 AM
No.535152138
POCHIE WEEKEND
>POCHIE WEEKEND
POCHIE WEEKEND
>POCHIE WEEKEND
POCHIE WEEKEND
>POCHIE WEEKEND
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 7:47:58 AM
No.535152305
>>535152440
>>535151085
Nigger. Nobody is hyped for that shit.
Also been a while since i posted it.
Turtle goons on nuclear meltdown edition:
Shenna paying the shills with turtle cash shop currency. Not even real money.(KEK)
Sources say they had a staff meeting in voice chat and they were all yelling at each other angrily.
Check the comments on these links too each has additional info to the OP.
https://www.reddit.com/r/wowserversdrama/comments/p7avjv/suspicions_about_turtle_wow/
https://www.reddit.com/r/wowservers/comments/17cr9vo/exposing_the_private_server_scam_empire/
What's with the large influx of troons. It just used to be 2 guys now it's like a discord full of these niggaz
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 7:49:35 AM
No.535152432
>>535152030
I don't play warrior though.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 7:49:41 AM
No.535152440
>>535153816
>>535152305
Shut the fuck up faggot
I'd tell you to shove your plebbit links up your own ass but I have a feeling you'd enjoy it.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 7:49:47 AM
No.535152448
>>535151020
Can't wait to camp him.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 7:50:05 AM
No.535152472
>>535152730
>>535152807
>>535152412
we know, shenna has an entire squad here shitposting about turtle
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 7:50:38 AM
No.535152507
At this rate I honestly feel like we'll see Epoch launch by Saturday. Dutch and his team have basically exceeded every stated update
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 7:50:47 AM
No.535152518
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 7:51:59 AM
No.535152603
>>535153914
>>535152412
I am convinced that the internet in general makes people more homosexual over time and mmos with dressup features, or anything with character creation naturally attracts them.
>>535152515
unless we get a stress test within the next 20 hours I won't believe it
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 7:53:35 AM
No.535152718
>>535152606
its already up
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 7:53:48 AM
No.535152730
>>535152778
>>535152808
>>535152472
I was talking about the pochie posters. It was natural and funny at first, now it's the most forced meme.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 7:54:09 AM
No.535152753
>>535152515
It's straight dopamine overload at this point, after all epoch devs made us tolerate vague updates and promises for 2 weeks. Feels good. Also lol at them fixing dupes and exploits instantly, gaytotes had 5 years to do it and they did it in days.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 7:54:34 AM
No.535152772
>>535152606
Tbf if the stress test goes well they can launch right after.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 7:54:37 AM
No.535152778
>>535152730
let the rage consume you.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 7:55:04 AM
No.535152807
>>535152472
Honestly you faggots fucking deserve it after your POCHIE posting and "THIS ONE" thread wars.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 7:55:06 AM
No.535152808
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 7:55:19 AM
No.535152820
>>535152998
This general is more gay than /xivg/ which is a remarkable feat. I'll play on whatever realm these fags aren't playing on.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 7:55:32 AM
No.535152840
>>535153020
POCHIE HYPE
>POCHIE HYPE
POCHIE HYPE
>POCHIE HYPE
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 7:56:15 AM
No.535152887
poochie weekend, approaches.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 7:56:21 AM
No.535152895
>>535151195
I'll be on Kezan
if they made an RP-PVP realm though...
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 7:57:44 AM
No.535152998
>>535153058
>>535156093
>>535152820
Ideally the PvP one so you can corpse camp them until they 41% themselves.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 7:57:46 AM
No.535153001
>>535152606
There's a very solid chance there's a stress test on Thursday.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 7:57:50 AM
No.535153005
>>535153060
>childless 40 year old straggots virtue signaling again
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 7:58:13 AM
No.535153020
>>535152840
alright shenna
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 7:58:32 AM
No.535153037
stomp on turtle eggs
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 7:59:03 AM
No.535153058
>>535152998
im gonna shove my rogue gock down your throat and erp over your corpse
i will be cumming in real life as i camp you
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 7:59:06 AM
No.535153060
>>535153005
>I'm married to a 5: the post
retail bros we're so back
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 8:00:36 AM
No.535153164
>POCHIE WEEKEND
POCHIE WEEKEND
>POCHIE WEEKEND
POCHIE WEEKEND
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 8:01:59 AM
No.535153254
>>535153360
gurupochie...
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 8:02:17 AM
No.535153273
>>535153379
>>535153127
>they will let Night Elves make Paladins before Undead
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 8:03:54 AM
No.535153360
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 8:04:07 AM
No.535153379
>>535153273
duh they are filled with vengeance after the undead burned their treehouse
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 8:04:22 AM
No.535153404
>>535152515
yeah i think Saturday is likely as well, they want to do SOMETHING before Ambershire launches to show that the game is gonna be playable and stable at Ascension even if a preemptive launch isn't gonna be possible.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 8:04:45 AM
No.535153430
Wonder if they keep kezan /guru names even or make total new. I dont wanna be on some secondary servers
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 8:04:51 AM
No.535153439
I'm undecided about what class I want to play again.
It's either rogue or warlock - I chose rogue for the beta test. I like the class but really love playing ranged spellcasters. But the warlock talent trees are a fucking mess
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 8:05:01 AM
No.535153447
>>535153127
New Lordaeron sounds cool. Fuck Undead.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 8:05:39 AM
No.535153490
>>535153127
they're copying ascension now?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 8:06:37 AM
No.535153569
>>535153692
>>535153127
>playable ethereals
They're pulling another ripcord I see.
Too little too late. Would've been cool 10 years ago or so.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 8:07:03 AM
No.535153589
>>535153641
>>535153704
>pochie weekend being hyped
>...for the third straight week
this time for sure, right?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 8:07:14 AM
No.535153604
ethereals are fucking stupid
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 8:07:39 AM
No.535153632
all human females please report to the orc hut
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 8:07:45 AM
No.535153641
>>535153589
third time is the charm
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 8:08:08 AM
No.535153669
Everything post wotlk (even wotlk) was fucking stupid
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 8:08:16 AM
No.535153682
>>535153127
They need to copy Ascension's Conquest of Azeroth server next. These classes are cool as fuck
https://youtu.be/3YfxzGfnAKM
https://youtu.be/zPLCEhx0tiI
https://youtu.be/mONxwNBrn-g
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 8:08:26 AM
No.535153692
>>535153569
i remember RPing as one on TBC private servers that let you pick skins for your character
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 8:08:40 AM
No.535153704
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 8:09:46 AM
No.535153770
POCHIE WEEKEND
>POCHIE WEEKEND
POCHIE WEEKEND
>POCHIE WEEKEND
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 8:10:38 AM
No.535153816
>>535153881
>>535152440
Lets be real. The only crowd that loves to shove things up their ass are the turtle crowd.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 8:11:38 AM
No.535153881
>>535154630
>>535153816
nice cope but epoch is literally a reddit circlejerk
turtle enjoyers are chuds
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 8:11:56 AM
No.535153914
>>535154058
>>535154168
>>535152603
>I am convinced that the internet in general makes people more homosexual
True to an extent, but the real answer is that it's just the fucking dregs of the society here.
It's night in the US and early morning in Europe, normal functional people are either sleeping, working or in schools and shit.
The spergs you get on the internet 24/7, especially the freaks on 4chan, are the worst of the worst the humanity has to offer.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 8:11:57 AM
No.535153919
>>535154060
I got the Ascension launcher and when I select epoch it still says I need around 50 gigs
is there a mistake or is it just that heavy?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 8:12:31 AM
No.535153957
>>535154374
>>535182450
>>535153127
>Blizzard jumps the shark due to total creative bankruptcy
>Makes their own version of Ascension since they're too stupid to mixup established classes by pulling idea from Diablo or other ARPGs
>People look at this shit and go wtf
>Hear about a popular private server with its own create your hero system and try that for free
This mix and match shit isn't for me but damn there needs to be an industry shaming on another level for Blizzard if this comes true.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 8:13:56 AM
No.535154058
>>535154385
>>535153914
>jew projecting
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 8:13:57 AM
No.535154060
>>535154313
>>535153919
It's not actually 50gb they just never changed the install window, it's like 13.5gb
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 8:15:31 AM
No.535154168
>>535154385
>>535153914
Not you though right?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 8:17:31 AM
No.535154313
>>535155298
>>535154060
you're right
thanks man
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 8:18:13 AM
No.535154362
>>535154408
>>535154416
Wait, so do we use the normal Ascension client then for Epoch?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 8:18:19 AM
No.535154374
>>535154572
>>535154840
>>535153957
it's silly because the reality is there are so many potential classes they could do, even just making them as wrappers over existing classes that utilize the bulk of the existing kit but the core/major CD abilities are a different flavor. people have been begging for shit like runemasters and dark rangers and necromancers forever, it would be so easy to skin them over monks, hunters and warlocks.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 8:18:25 AM
No.535154385
>>535154058
>pajeet can't into critical thinking
>>535154168
I didn't say that. There's a reason I'm here, same as you and everyone else.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 8:18:47 AM
No.535154408
>>535154362
just the launcher
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 8:18:52 AM
No.535154416
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 8:22:00 AM
No.535154572
>>535154840
>>535154864
>>535154374
still no tinker which people have been asking for since wrath (maybe earlier)
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 8:22:39 AM
No.535154630
>>535154957
>>535153881
Okay guy. Have fun with your fresh dead server
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 8:24:56 AM
No.535154780
>>535154981
just came here to laugh at non wipers and pruners
>8 new realms
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
get fuucked smug niggers, learn your place, stuff your 50 hours of retarded log in spam up your ass
WIPE GANG WON
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 8:25:02 AM
No.535154789
>>535154827
>>535154971
>3rd week of edging
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 8:25:34 AM
No.535154827
>>535154789
you must be a novice gooner
>>535154374
>>535154572
Exactly. No Tinker, they could easily make Blademaster exist seeing how that archetype has been expanded to death in DOTA and LOL. There's Mountain King, Archmage, Blood Mage, Tauren Chieftan, a Lich or Crypt Lord (which would be necro), PoTM if you really were strapped and then some new form of Alchemist like a Plague Doctor.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 8:26:10 AM
No.535154864
>>535154572
feel like that's one of the most common fake leaked classes
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 8:27:29 AM
No.535154957
>>535154630
>dead server
17K concurrent between two servers
Just wait until Ambershire launches, had 15K names reserved in 10 hours. You're a fucking idiot.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 8:27:43 AM
No.535154970
feels so good to have been shitposting all this time instead of tryharding on a doomed server like a fucking retard
wait wait wait...
>>y-you lost
AAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAA
say it again
>>y-you lost!
AAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAA
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 8:27:43 AM
No.535154971
>>535155149
>>535155231
>>535154789
Its funny becasue the ascension updates are literally the same as epochs were
>some technobabble we successfully did this and that
>it will take a bit more time to do whatever
>we hope to have a test up some time in next 2days (implying they might not)
but everyone sucks their dick now
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 8:27:44 AM
No.535154973
>>535155158
>>535154840
even some of these class concepts overlap the way they're describing this 'hero class' system. isn't a Blademaster just Arms Warrior + Subtly Rogue? wouldn't Tinkerer be like Ele Shaman (reskin totems/effects to gadgets) + Prot Warrior?
also what's the point of "hero classes" when this is almost certainly going to be another borrowed power like feature and the next expansion will do away with all this
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 8:27:50 AM
No.535154981
>>535155538
>>535156298
>>535154780
Honestly if they do wipe I'm more than happy to go through the starter zone again.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 8:28:02 AM
No.535154993
>>535155325
>>535154840
Isn't the main issue with all those classes that it's hard to make them play and feel actually different from the others while also being fun and useful?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 8:29:29 AM
No.535155104
>AMBERSHIRE AUGUST 17TH
>AMBERSHIRE AUGUST 17TH
>AMBERSHIRE AUGUST 17TH
>AMBERSHIRE AUGUST 17TH
>AMBERSHIRE AUGUST 17TH
>SLEEPOCH NEVER
>SLEEPOCH NEVER
>SLEEPOCH NEVER
>SLEEPOCH NEVER
>SLEEPOCH NEVER
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 8:29:36 AM
No.535155107
>>535154840
They could so easily make Witch Doctor (and steal basically everything from the Diablo 3 class) but for some reason they're just allergic to it.
>2 days
>Friday night EST
Holy shit, Epoch weekend might actually be a reality, please let it happen
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 8:30:14 AM
No.535155149
>>535154971
because they actually know what they're doing, the updates come in a timely manner, they actually do explain some of what they're doing, they actually respond directly to questions and try to engage with the community instead of sitting in a locked discord all day. you might still be upset that there's no server yet but that wasn't everyone's issue.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 8:30:21 AM
No.535155158
>>535154973
There's no inherent point if it just going to be gay shit which will die and fade away like Azeroth power. But really the point for Blizzard would be drumming up as much fomo-fake news attention hype so that the game gets an interest and $70+tip revenue spike.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 8:31:21 AM
No.535155231
>>535155435
>>535155932
>>535154971
Yeah bro totally the same
turtle lost btw
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 8:32:35 AM
No.535155298
>>535154313
mine comes out to 17.8 gbs
did I install the wrong version?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 8:32:44 AM
No.535155325
>>535154993
The white men and other nerds who made vanilla could make it work. Psycho women and outsourced jeets of nublizz have no capacity to.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 8:33:47 AM
No.535155398
>>535155536
>>535155580
>>535155128
dutch said they're almost done with the authentication, which according to him is the last hurdle before testing. unironically it could happen thursday with an actual launch friday.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 8:34:09 AM
No.535155435
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 8:34:54 AM
No.535155489
>>535155576
>>535151195
>swwwolllllll benji here
>>535155128
>>535155398
holy cope kwab
just play Ambershire in 3 days
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 8:35:35 AM
No.535155538
>>535154981
Yeah be humbled by wipechads. start over again and put in the buttplug like the good bitch you are.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 8:35:39 AM
No.535155545
>Manifesting pochie weekend
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 8:35:49 AM
No.535155550
Ascension is pregnant man posting
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 8:36:05 AM
No.535155576
>>535155489
I'm fairly confident Benji is contained in the Ablion mines these days.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 8:36:06 AM
No.535155580
>>535155908
>>535155398
i don't think we'll have a smooth playable test until Saturday myself
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 8:36:55 AM
No.535155640
Dutch should fire all the Epoch staff once the server goes up. Im sure his team could create content in line with Epochs vision given how he talks about the project with more enthusiasm than any of the Epoch old guard
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 8:37:21 AM
No.535155676
>>535155536
>"It's the same as Epoch, communication didn't change"
>Proof that it is different
>"N-n-no you are wrong. P-p-please play Turtle...."
No, go away.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 8:38:49 AM
No.535155786
>>535155853
>>535157543
sloppa annon can you do BBW whitemane like you did before with the nelf and a shota is vigorously fucking her ass
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 8:39:02 AM
No.535155798
wipers be like
>"haha now you idiots have to play the game again LOL!"
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 8:39:18 AM
No.535155821
I'm JUST not going to play Turtle sorry... haha I'm sorry I'm just not going to play it heh hahaha
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 8:39:44 AM
No.535155853
>>535155786
They went to bed unfortunately
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 8:40:26 AM
No.535155901
>>535156776
Pochie weekend!
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 8:40:34 AM
No.535155908
>>535156323
>>535155536
i mean yeah i will if things aren't going smoothly. i like playing on turtle. doesn't mean it wouldn't be cool to finally play epoch.
>>535155580
i also think sat/sun is more realistic, yeah. dutch has been pretty optimistic, so until that blows up in all our faces, i'll give him a shot.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 8:40:50 AM
No.535155932
>>535156012
>>535156195
>>535155231
CHerry picking from the worst examples. If you look back you can see multiple lengthy updates they made that were the same thing - some technical jargon shit they did, some things they need to do, and a vague suggestion of soon. Thats essentially what that asenscion update is. If a test does come up within two days, I'll take it back. But if in two days we get anotehr update saying blah blah blah its gonna take another 2 days, remember me. Suck their dick all youw ant, we're still getting strung along indefinately.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 8:41:58 AM
No.535156003
test is obviously today
unless it goes catastrophically bad that gives them friday to make any adjustments and then either launch or test saturday
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 8:42:06 AM
No.535156012
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 8:43:16 AM
No.535156093
>>535152998
How fitting
>POCHIE HYP-ACK
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 8:44:35 AM
No.535156195
>>535156317
>>535156423
>>535155932
epoch staff would go days with no update other than "test over bedtime" or "our staff are emotionally drained so we're taking a break" . the ascension staff have answered everyones questions and then some, and in a few days we will see if they were lying or not. i mean they've already moved the client to their launcher so they're pretty serious so far. what more can they physically do to appease you?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 8:46:01 AM
No.535156298
>>535156365
>>535156540
>>535154981
>if
It's pretty much certain at this point. see OP:
>CLIENT GOT ROLLED BACK TO 3464
that's before the new starter zones were introduced.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 8:46:16 AM
No.535156317
>>535156423
>>535156195
stop replying to shennabot
its peak india hours. be wary for pajeets
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 8:46:23 AM
No.535156323
>>535155908
as long as the server is up for longer than 2 hours and everything is good before Ambershire i think it achieves the goal of taking the wind out of Turtle's sails a little bit. i mean i swore off turtle years ago and epoch shitting the bed had me redownloading the client, so now i have no reason to go back to turtle.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 8:46:31 AM
No.535156332
i-i hope i don't run into any bands of orcs... as a female human wandering the forest all alone and defenseless.... h-haha that would be so bad....
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 8:47:08 AM
No.535156365
>>535156486
>>535156298
wow so like 5-10 minutes of progress could potentially be lost holy fuck its over
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 8:47:50 AM
No.535156423
>>535156856
>>535156195
I'm not suggesting they're lying, rather they are creating the impression it will be done very soon when they really have no idea, juts like the last lot did. And while we wait there are mods in the chat literally saying shit like "why don't you try BB or one of our other servers while you wait :)))" People are still thinking it will be any fucking moment, when it could another 2 weeks for all we know.
>>535156317
Fuck off retard, I can criticize without being a turtard. Stop SUCKING DICK jfc
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 8:47:53 AM
No.535156425
>>535156519
>>535152124
>brown whitemane
DANGER
DANGER
ERECTION ALERT
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 8:47:55 AM
No.535156428
>>535156668
Warcraft 1 and 2 are such shit games, it's a miracle they were able to make a 3rd one
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 8:48:38 AM
No.535156486
>>535156365
That's what I said when the vote was on, but for some reason everyone acted as if world was ending.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 8:49:07 AM
No.535156519
>>535156425
that's Niggertoro
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 8:49:19 AM
No.535156540
>>535156714
>>535156905
>>535156298
3464 is the current version in the log in menu, it's probably still 3466 inside the game. Otherwise we are back at the Anvilmar bunker being too high for dwarver and gnomes to get in. Both new starting zones are still in.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 8:49:38 AM
No.535156564
>>535156713
>posted on August 12th
>it's the 14th
Poch' sisters... I don't feel so good
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 8:51:09 AM
No.535156668
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 8:51:42 AM
No.535156713
>>535156564
don't worry, anon. just give it 24 hours, then 24 hours, and then probably 24 hours.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 8:51:42 AM
No.535156714
>>535157242
>>535156540
3464 was the launch patch version, 3465 was the new starter zones when shit hit the fan.
>>535155901
>2100+ new quests
>2000+ new creatures
>2800+ new items and equipment
Not to doubt it, but fucking where?
The night elf starting area had maybe 5 new quests, and maybe that many new items
I did notice some new (or heavily reworked) creatures though.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 8:53:36 AM
No.535156856
>>535157320
>>535156423
is that really their fault if true? ambershire is about to come out and they've probably got their whole team working on epoch right now, they don't want to lose potential players that would download their client. obviously they're going to upsell their other servers because thats the whole reason they took over epoch, they want people downloading the client and seeing the other servers that they normally would never have tried. epoch is a loss lead for them and they want to build good will with the thousands of people downloading their client.
if you were in their shoes what would you do differently?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 8:53:50 AM
No.535156883
Bronzebeard has cooler stuff thoughbeit
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 8:54:02 AM
No.535156889
>>535156776
Probably also new dungeon/raid quests as well, plus we haven't really had an opportunity to see the new questing hubs which could have huge chunks themselves.
>50gigs
What the fuck do they need that much space for?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 8:54:10 AM
No.535156905
>>535157242
>>535156540
>>535131818
>>535132117
3464 was launch patch, starter zones were 3465 and 3466 got never tested.
Old client is 3466 and ascension launcher downloads the 3464
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 8:55:06 AM
No.535156975
>>535157058
>>535156896
I don't know where you people are seeing this 50gb, it was clearly stated 13 something on my launcher
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 8:55:20 AM
No.535157001
>>535156896
dont worry about it :^)
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 8:55:27 AM
No.535157008
>>535156776
we'll just have to explore and find them
together!
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 8:55:53 AM
No.535157039
>>535156896
You dont want 50gigs of BBC on your PC?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 8:55:54 AM
No.535157043
>>535156896
Can we please put the process into the OP, I'm tired of explaining it.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 8:56:05 AM
No.535157058
>>535157176
>>535156975
They haven't updated their launcher for the epoch client yet and it says 50GB even if you select epoch but it downloads only the necessary 14GB
I'm playing a human female protection paladin.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 8:56:20 AM
No.535157071
what do i play in the meantime until Sunday? ran out of all games to play
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 8:57:40 AM
No.535157176
>>535157279
>>535157058
But when I hit "install" it seems to install the Ascension client as it really is about 50gbs and there is no option on either epoch's site or Ascension's to download it. I see no mention of Epoch anywhere actually.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 8:58:07 AM
No.535157203
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 8:58:23 AM
No.535157228
>>535157068
this but human female holy priest
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 8:58:33 AM
No.535157242
>>535158710
>>535156714
>>535156905
There's one way to find out, gotta get the local server running and see. I'm positive about 3464 being the patch with the fucked starting zones, but we are testing on 3466.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 8:59:01 AM
No.535157273
>>535157351
>>535155128
its just plain 3.3.5. what the f they need to overwrite?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 8:59:05 AM
No.535157279
>>535157176
1. Install Launcher
2. Click Install when prompted
3. Cancel the download
4. Click Epoch in the dropdown
5. Click install
6. Ignore it saying 50gb
7. ???
8. Win.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 8:59:39 AM
No.535157320
>>535156856
Well you could say the same thing about the last team. Everyone was saying "why not just tell us if its going to take longer, instead of keeping us hanging on everyday thinking its just round the corner?"
But these guys can do no wrong?
Obviosuly a bigger more seasoned team and I might well be wrong. I hope I am wrong and they do it as quickly as they seem to giving the impression. We'll fucking see won't we. I'm not gonna blindly trust, they have to prove themselves. So far they haven't delivered a single minute of uptime.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 8:59:57 AM
No.535157336
>>535156896
theres more content models zones and quests than vanilla tbc and wotlk
incel chud, i trust this server and even on my last breath i will say it will be like that
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 9:00:08 AM
No.535157351
>>535157464
>>535157273
don't worry about it :)
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 9:00:46 AM
No.535157410
>>535156776
>ascension's face when it's the 54th server restart today and their whole team is waiting for the "ok i think we got it" from gaytotes
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 9:01:12 AM
No.535157434
>>535157492
>>535157507
>launching a private server during the week-end
what could possibly go wrong
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 9:01:16 AM
No.535157438
Dutch you HAVE to tranfser my lvl 13. Last warning Dutch! Don't even think about not transferring my lvl 13!
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 9:01:29 AM
No.535157456
>>535157068
chasedbylvl1nakedorcs.gif
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 9:01:36 AM
No.535157464
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 9:01:57 AM
No.535157492
>>535157434
I dunno, go ask Turtle.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 9:02:06 AM
No.535157507
>>535157581
>>535157786
>>535157434
how does a dog know how to use a computer
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 9:02:41 AM
No.535157543
>>535160934
>>535161307
>>535155786
that anon is banned retard
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 9:02:58 AM
No.535157565
>>535157689
>>535157760
>they probably wont release it before turtle
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 9:03:12 AM
No.535157581
>>535157507
ask private server devs, the fix bugs with their paws
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 9:04:36 AM
No.535157689
>>535157565
why does it matter
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 9:05:49 AM
No.535157760
>>535157910
>>535157565
if that means that the shills and trolls will be on on turtle on pochie launch then I'm glad
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 9:06:09 AM
No.535157786
>>535157507
>he doesn't know
Anyone got the latest/updated server pop survey? Currently stuck between 3 classes and want to play something more niche
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 9:07:56 AM
No.535157910
>>535157760
The shills are being paid to shill, not game. They'll be here in overdrive
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 9:08:16 AM
No.535157935
>>535158053
>>535158470
>>535157836
Epoch is about as far away from niche as you can get, apparently Wallcraft is pretty low pop and has some good ideas going for it but getting to it seems esoteric.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 9:08:37 AM
No.535157956
A couple of sleepies until Pochie.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 9:09:55 AM
No.535158053
>>535158417
>>535157935
As in classes anon, i'll be hitting Poch regardless unless it shits the bed (again)
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 9:09:55 AM
No.535158054
So, we are two weeks away from Epoch's first month, how do you feel about the server right now? Is the new content good in your eyes? Do you like the class changes?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 9:10:06 AM
No.535158061
0-4 tomb raider remaster
5-9 blasphemous
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 9:10:11 AM
No.535158076
POCHIE WEEKEND
>POCHIE WEEKEND
POCHIE WEEKEND
>POCHIE WEEKEND
POCHIE WEEKEND
>POCHIE WEEKEND
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 9:11:39 AM
No.535158187
>9PM GMT 17/08/2025
no pochie weekend...
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 9:11:50 AM
No.535158206
>>535158268
>>535158369
>>535157836
who fucking cares you tard, if you have no connection to any class in particular you won't want to play just because you're filling a "niche"
this might be hard to hear but you don't actually make yourself important by choosing an identity, it's what you actually do and how well you do it.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 9:12:35 AM
No.535158268
>>535158206
Ok ESL brownie
/filtered
:^)
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 9:14:02 AM
No.535158367
Just games innit. Dont really matter
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 9:14:03 AM
No.535158369
>>535159426
>>535158206
now go and try to play rogue in TBC
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 9:14:38 AM
No.535158417
>>535158698
>>535158053
My mistake. Not really sure about overall surveys but I know for sure Druid and Paladin will be pretty popular so you can rule those out. I feel like Mage might be pretty under represented, I really don't see too many people discussing mages.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 9:15:25 AM
No.535158470
>>535157935
shaman and warlock and always the least popular.
Shaman will always be needed.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 9:17:09 AM
No.535158590
>>535158643
>>535158708
>ambershire releases before epoch
>none of the shill leave our threads to play the game
You will see.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 9:17:49 AM
No.535158643
>>535158590
I'll be right here :)))
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 9:18:34 AM
No.535158698
>>535159256
>>535158417
Shame, they were two of the class i wanted lmao
Well, might as well Shammy or Mage
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 9:18:40 AM
No.535158708
>>535158590
wow gameplay is too high octane to shitpost simultaneously
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 9:18:42 AM
No.535158710
>>535159175
>>535157242
From Epoxy discord
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 9:18:46 AM
No.535158715
>>535158814
>>535158889
>>535155536
>just eat literal dogshit dude, because uhh it's slightly sooner?
they ain't sending their best, grim.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 9:20:13 AM
No.535158814
>>535158934
>>535158715
>3 weeks
>slightly
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 9:21:20 AM
No.535158889
>>535158715
You can have dogshit today, or promises of good food in a couple of days! Whata choice we have.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 9:21:54 AM
No.535158934
>>535159096
>>535158814
>ambershire was 3 weeks ago dude???
please say SIKE right now
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 9:24:15 AM
No.535159096
>>535159158
>>535158934
you stupid nigger epoch will not go live in another several weeks AT LEAST
>>535157836
Here's the latest I could find for class breakdown for kekzen.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 9:25:06 AM
No.535159158
>>535159265
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 9:25:20 AM
No.535159175
>>535159271
>>535159417
>>535158710
I was trying to get the sandbox working on the new download, apparently whatever ascension did doesn't jive well with the sandbox. I'm sure that day we had 2 patches after the test was done and 1 patch the previous day.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 9:26:26 AM
No.535159229
>>535159651
>>535159107
Thanks anon, appreciate it
>All the classes i wanted to play are potentially flooded
Fugg :D
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 9:26:56 AM
No.535159256
>>535158698
I mean you could always be based and go Bear or Prot as them if you really wanted to. Tanks will still be in demand.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 9:27:01 AM
No.535159265
>>535159158
no ETA
if they cant give a clear ETA then theres a weeks or months of work needed
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 9:28:55 AM
No.535159402
>>535159271
Dunno what you want to prove with that picture anon, what i'm saying that Version 3464 (or whichever it is either 3466) is the version that has the 2 extra starting zones as well. Some other anons are saying that 3464 is the release version which is not at all.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 9:29:06 AM
No.535159417
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 9:29:11 AM
No.535159424
>>535159271
>they don't know that both 3465 and 3466 still said 3464 on the login screen
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 9:29:12 AM
No.535159426
>>535159602
>>535158369
that has nothing to do with popularity, and also rogue is still autowin in pvp so you deserve it
Why is Kuckzen so popular?
The game was built for PvP servers in mind.Is it the potential for warmode and faster leveling?
Or they just shitters?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 9:31:06 AM
No.535159540
>>535159659
>>535159428
>Wow was built with PVP in mind.
Proof?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 9:31:59 AM
No.535159602
>>535159426
Who the fuck cares about PvP?
Rogue in TBC is a perfect example of "unplayble-unless-you-have-a-tank-friend" class. As a rogue you wont be invited even in normal 5ppl.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 9:32:08 AM
No.535159615
>>535159428
pvp is a myth
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 9:32:23 AM
No.535159629
@535159428
Kezan was the entire basis of the project for 4 years.
There was no Gurubashi until launch.
Kezan is popular for the same reason Project Epoch was popular because Kezan was Project Epoch.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 9:32:41 AM
No.535159651
>>535160114
>>535159229
The only class which is flood is paladin m8. You're forgetting that not everyone on each class will have the exact same role unless it's a pure dps class.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 9:32:48 AM
No.535159659
>>535159783
>>535159540
>drums of war
>2 factions
>contented territories
>hostile guards
nigger
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 9:33:13 AM
No.535159676
>>535159845
>>535159428
Project Epoch's features were designed for a PvE realm
the PvP realm is literally a containment zone they came up with as a knee jerk reaction to all the tourists joining the hype train
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 9:33:21 AM
No.535159683
i'm so glad gurubashi exists to keep these fucking retards quarantined
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 9:33:39 AM
No.535159707
>>535159903
>>535159918
>>535159428
>The game was built for PvP servers in mind.
>no openworld objectives
>no pvp activities outside of openworld ganking
>no rewards for 'winning'
>no repercussion for 'losing'
yeah
>>535159659
>No pvp systems added until 7 months later
>System is barebones and pretty horrible
>No actual reward for actually killing enemies
It was not made with PVP in mind.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 9:35:49 AM
No.535159845
>>535159676 (me)
To add onto this, if the main realm was PvP then I would've rolled there, but that's simply not the case
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 9:36:03 AM
No.535159858
>>535159970
The Ascension client doesn't let me log in on local server, any ideas?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 9:36:05 AM
No.535159860
>>535159986
post your female ally character
just saying so my group of orcs will try to avoid you where you lvl in peace,yes
serious, there will be a nice relation between the orcs and ally females where they level in peace.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 9:36:08 AM
No.535159863
>>535160003
So is Kezan and Guru getting wiped or what?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 9:36:40 AM
No.535159903
>>535160242
>>535159707
>>535159783
> i only play for rewards
retail brain
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 9:36:59 AM
No.535159918
>>535159985
>>535160242
>>535159707
>>535159783
dopamine receptors so burned out cant enjoy the act of doing something unless they get a lootbox to unwrap
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 9:37:36 AM
No.535159954
>>535160585
>>535159428
> Or they just shitters?
Literally that
PvP is the basic and iconic part of the game, but carebear NPCs get scared shitless just at the thought of losing to another player
There's a reason PvP servers are always more popular
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 9:37:48 AM
No.535159970
>>535159858
probably a lot of internal tinkering with the authentication server that doesn't work well with the sandbox. If you try the other epoch client it will go through no problem.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 9:38:05 AM
No.535159985
>>535159918
damn that goalpost moving nice
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 9:38:06 AM
No.535159986
>>535159860
i don't trust a word from some-some filthy brute orc... shoo, green savage!
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 9:38:24 AM
No.535160003
>>535159863
We don't know but the fact that they haven't said anything about it means they probably will
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 9:39:44 AM
No.535160094
>>535159428
>Why is Kuckzen so popular?
Literally the OG realm.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 9:39:52 AM
No.535160106
>>535159783
>unfinished game was... le unfinished...???
are you actually pretending?
you could still kill enemies before any of that, and Southshore vs Tarren Mill brawls are LEGENDARY, unlike any of your pve shit kek
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 9:39:56 AM
No.535160108
>>535160178
did ascension buy the server wtf ius happenihng
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 9:40:00 AM
No.535160114
>>535159651
Eh, Paladin was the first pick since i'd have a lotta flex at 60, but if it's flooded then fuck it.
Shame i've already done lock to Naxx, or i'd roll that again
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 9:40:22 AM
No.535160132
I think at this point, everyone understands that wipe is the way forward.
A clean fair start for everyone without any exploits or level caps.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 9:40:25 AM
No.535160138
>>535160204
>>535160213
>PvE vs PvP loop for the 100th time
Goodnight /epog/
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 9:41:01 AM
No.535160178
>>535160108
Just woke up froma 2 day nap? yea we ascensionpoch now
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 9:41:23 AM
No.535160202
>>535159428
>Why is Kuckzen so popular?
Because idiot devs decided to delay honor rewards.
If the honor system was in - Guru would be much more popular.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 9:41:23 AM
No.535160204
>>535160138
the trick is to switch sides every time
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 9:41:27 AM
No.535160212
>>535160296
I need more space
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 9:41:28 AM
No.535160213
>>535182825
>>535160138
>it's always the insecure KEKucks starting it
Really makes you think...
>>535159903
>>535159918
>game was built for underdeveloped totally unbalanced side-activity wich was only somewhat imroved months after release
WoW was always PvE game.
If you want real PvP - play asian MMOs or EvE.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 9:42:59 AM
No.535160296
>>535160212
total chud death
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 9:43:20 AM
No.535160316
I can't believe it, we're finally almost at pochie weekend (real)
we're going home
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 9:43:43 AM
No.535160346
Still playing Kezan. Will flag for PvP when I want to. Will participate in World Boss fights. All with Explorer's Contract on of course.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 9:43:46 AM
No.535160349
>>535160698
>>535160242
ah yes because the pve was so balanced
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 9:43:58 AM
No.535160359
>>535160242
you're not even trying, go to bed
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 9:44:46 AM
No.535160401
>>535160538
>>535159107
Can comfirm this looks roughly the same as my shitty data collection.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 9:45:34 AM
No.535160451
If they wipe and make multiple servers then we might not even get on Kezan or Guru if we're too late, it might be some other gay second servers
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 9:45:47 AM
No.535160468
>>535160520
>>535159107
>Shaman is the second most popular class
What the hell?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 9:45:57 AM
No.535160481
>>535160867
>>535160242
>Horde vs Alliance is literally name of the game: quests, zones, story, first decision you ever make and main selling point
>"umm I'm sorry but you can't engage in PvP with me unless I consent, m'kay?"
You retardditors are actually clueless, it's embarrassing to even look at.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 9:46:27 AM
No.535160512
>>535160551
>>535160396
will it have pvp talents like in war within?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 9:46:38 AM
No.535160520
>>535160468
Shaman Enhancement is arguably the most fun class to play right now
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 9:46:42 AM
No.535160523
>>535160242
yes, Eve is much more player driven, but the vanilla World of Warcraft is clearly made with mind for player conflict. It wasn't made FOR PvP, but with PvP in mind.
>but muh rewards
fun is the reward, lil bro
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 9:46:58 AM
No.535160538
>>535161267
>>535159107
>>535160401
>rogue that low
I know this is PvE, but still.
Rogue shouldnt be as low as mage or warlock.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 9:47:14 AM
No.535160551
>>535160512
no, but you will have gay resillence gear and arena
I think Kaytotes is officially KEKED now.
>but Ascenscion told him he can keep his creative control and do what he wants with the server
And what if they don't let him? What will he do, sue them for messing with his illegal emulation of a Blizzard game? LOL
Ascension is in control now.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 9:47:36 AM
No.535160585
>>535160396
KEKucks in shambles
Watch them ignore this pic, just like this one
>>535159954 lmao
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 9:47:47 AM
No.535160598
>>535160741
>>535160902
>>535150942 (OP)
If Epoch actually happens I'll play there over Turtle for the following reasons:
1. Turtle is full of trannies and furries and erotic roleplay freaks
2. Turtle is MASSIVELY biased towards Alliance
3. Turtle has ruined Rogues for PVE
4. Turtle Paladins are insanely OP in both PVP and PVE
5. Turtle has poor race/class options
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 9:48:11 AM
No.535160629
Uhhhh I don't know maybe read the website for the server you're planning to play on haha...
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 9:48:25 AM
No.535160647
>>535160396
>even on our PvE realm
Curious.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 9:49:12 AM
No.535160698
>>535160349
Still more balanced than another lvl 60 camping Hillsbrad Farms/Redridge.
Funny thing is how PvP-lovers chose a game where PvP is absolutely risk-free and only thing you will lose if they lose is slightly longer res time.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 9:49:18 AM
No.535160707
>>535160940
>>535160989
>>535151195
Males with normal to high test. PVE carebear servers will be a containment zone for women, trannies, homos, furries, and alliance players.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 9:49:45 AM
No.535160741
>>535160816
>>535160598
fuck off we're full.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 9:49:59 AM
No.535160753
>>535160910
>>535161059
>>535160580
his dead man switch is ascension doing something absolutely retarded and people rallying behind him
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 9:50:01 AM
No.535160756
>>535160842
>>535160896
Do we still not know the gold cost per level to turn off Warmode?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 9:50:59 AM
No.535160816
>>535160741
>we
You probably don't even have an account on Epoch.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 9:51:16 AM
No.535160842
>>535161051
>>535160756
It turns off for free in uncontested zones then turns back on in contested zones
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 9:51:37 AM
No.535160867
>>535160481
>story
>literally every story until (i think) BFA is "we need to unite against the BIG BAD"
huh
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 9:51:54 AM
No.535160889
I'll make sure to punish any warmodders who think they can just turn it on to get the bonuses without having to actually fight.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 9:52:00 AM
No.535160896
>>535161051
>>535160756
the rumormill says its akin to talent reset, except instead of increasing in cost per reset count it increases per player level. Starts at 1g and tops out at 50g
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 9:52:03 AM
No.535160902
>>535162453
>>535162772
>>535160598
6. PvP is an absolute dogshit clown fiesta on life support, the worst iteration I've ever seen
Their latest PvP changes?
>8s CD on Purge
>Sacrifice no longer removes CC
They're beyond clueless lol
BTW here's your average Q bro
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 9:52:12 AM
No.535160910
>>535161065
>>535160753
A brilliant plan if anyone actually liked him.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 9:52:27 AM
No.535160934
>>535157543
can u unban him please
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 9:52:33 AM
No.535160940
>>535160707
pvp server is filled with resentful trannies that only play there to vent over their chopped dick so idkwym
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 9:53:14 AM
No.535160976
>>535151195
No shoe filth will suffer
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 9:53:24 AM
No.535160989
>>535160707
>people that have to gank lowbies
>high test
>pvp is for trannies
>pve is for trannies
So which one is it?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 9:53:56 AM
No.535161026
Why isn't /turtleg/ a thing?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 9:54:00 AM
No.535161028
>>535151195
pve is for estrogen pill men
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 9:54:01 AM
No.535161030
I just wann chill and kill some mobs n shit. I'm not playing to rpove my worth, I could beat any of you IRL
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 9:54:24 AM
No.535161051
>>535160842
I don't think pvp flags off at all in uncontested zones.
>t. buddy turned on pvp during all those meme server tests and I had it on the entire time after I buffed him
>>535160896
>1g starting
Ooof, understandable but off.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 9:54:29 AM
No.535161059
>>535160753
>>535160580
Oh he has creative control.
They control the money.
They say they want 10%.
They'll really take 50%.
And since they control the money and shop Kektotes will be shown false transaction data and won't even know.
While he diligently produces more content.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 9:54:36 AM
No.535161065
>>535160910
the thing is people know how scummy and retarded p2w ascension is. so it's one bullet one death situation. kaytotets holds all the cards.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 9:54:40 AM
No.535161073
>>535151195
>What type of people actually intend play on Gurubashi?
Brown and slavs.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 9:55:56 AM
No.535161148
>>535161365
The only reason I can see why they bothered merging the accounts is because they don't want to wipe the characters.
Or that ascension wants to get their hands on more passwords
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 9:56:06 AM
No.535161157
what's the server that bans anime PFP users on discord?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 9:56:14 AM
No.535161167
>>535161024
PvE is for "straight" trannies, PvP is for "lesbian" trannies.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 9:56:19 AM
No.535161171
>>535151195
go on the gurucord and see for yourself
>try this pvp thing
>get to hillsbrad while leveling
>instantly corpse camped by four equal level players that literally do nothing other than stand around my body
ahh the pvp experience of being forced to roll an alt character because your main is systematically being made to be unplayable
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 9:57:51 AM
No.535161267
>>535160538
>no new toys
>pvp server opens at the same time
It was bound to happen.
Same with casters, even though they're busted in TBC everyone is blinded by blade storm, forsaken/dwarf paladin and shaman.
Mages are going to have a field day in bgs
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 9:58:09 AM
No.535161282
>>535161024
just think a bit about it. if you think group ganking people at lower levels with no chance to fight back is more testosterone than giving them a hand or looking for a real fight where they can fight back.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 9:58:33 AM
No.535161307
>>535157543
Why do you keep saying that when he posts every day?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 9:58:35 AM
No.535161309
>>535161024
PvP was based when classic was new. I get someone who's playing classic for the first time wanting to play on PvP. Me I'm just an oldfag tired of the same old dungeon/raid entrance camping song and dance. Cross-faction is based too since I want to make a dwarf shaman and my friend is obsessed with playing an orc warrior.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 9:58:42 AM
No.535161317
>>535161246
They are wasting their time standing around while you are leveling an alt, how is this bad for you?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 9:59:17 AM
No.535161363
have you guys tried NOT thinking about trannies 24/7?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 9:59:19 AM
No.535161365
>>535161148
...or they just don't want to have to deal with 60k+ retards trying to create new accounts all at once and would prefer is automation would handle that instead over set period of time.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 9:59:26 AM
No.535161374
>>535162608
>>535161246
get your friends to come and help
or take a res sickness and go somewhere else
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 9:59:37 AM
No.535161386
>>535161024
which you can have more sex?
in a dungeon with the mobs or in the party?
or in bgs, arenas,world pvp?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 9:59:49 AM
No.535161405
I would play on a pvp server if I had a friend to level together with
I know most of the time I'll just get ganked while fighting a mob so there's no reason to bother
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 10:00:27 AM
No.535161439
>>535161246
I know this is a meme post but Hillsbard is always the designated wpvp gank squad rape zone. The Yeti Cave will put the fear of God into you. You could go to 15 other zones and not see 1/10th of the ganks and wpvp as you do in Hillsbrad. The only other are that is as bad is STV.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 10:01:02 AM
No.535161484
>>535161246
never listen to this board, play pve, if you want to pvp turn on warmode
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 10:01:20 AM
No.535161513
who wants to play battlefield 6 with me?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 10:01:26 AM
No.535161525
>>535161246
>t*uren
deserved & skill issue. All the most useless retards always roll t*urens males.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 10:01:44 AM
No.535161541
Fuck you
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 10:02:06 AM
No.535161563
>>535161246
>play nelf
>resurrect and shadowmeld
>watch how they start to run around as headless chickens
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 10:03:50 AM
No.535161685
>>535161915
When epoch shadow launch failed I was almost out of hype.
But now I can feel it again. The real launch is actually close lads. Whether you are Guru or Kezan enjoyer, or maybe just a tourist - we are all going home soon.
>>535161246
Why don't you try making friends and forming a group to fight back?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 10:06:57 AM
No.535161889
>>535162041
>>535162092
>rolling kezan so you can be a big tauren warrior tank leading a guild full of thot alliance healers that send you nudes and moan for you on voice
vs
>rolling pvp to get screeched at by autistic zoomer seamonkeys and huehues while they boot up discord and call 50 of their neet autistic friends to come gank you for 10 hours because you killed one of them or stole a node or whatever
I know the option im picking.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 10:07:04 AM
No.535161898
>>535161769
>PvP fags
>form group to fight on even ground
LOL
LMAO
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 10:07:16 AM
No.535161915
>>535161685
Based, when they started trying to vibe code multi threading I had pretty much given up and was just watching the trainwreck. Now I feel like we might actually be going home.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 10:07:51 AM
No.535161949
>>535161769
This, wolrd pop forces you into conflict, which most often than not leads you to quest in small groups of 2 or 3 people. From then you naturally begin talking during spawns/travel downtime and so on and so forth
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 10:08:39 AM
No.535162009
>>535161769
>No new posts
because being social is scary...
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 10:09:05 AM
No.535162041
>>535162131
>>535162158
>>535161889
Gurubashi is literally, unironically the tard containment server and always was. Kezan is the original server and PvE + Warmode is the Epoch Vision (tm). They only added Kezan last minute as an overflow server for all the ESL thirdies and normies FOMOing in.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 10:09:09 AM
No.535162047
>>535162174
Why does no one ever want to be my friend in game?
I pick a different name on each server I play and I try to be nice to people but they still ignore me.
It's like they know.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 10:09:20 AM
No.535162063
dying to play on poochie this weekend
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 10:09:46 AM
No.535162082
>>535151195
i am trans woman from india. will be corpse camping timmies for google play cards.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 10:09:54 AM
No.535162092
>>535161889
>a guild full of thot alliance healers that send you nudes and moan for you on voice
theyre all men on estrogen, anon
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 10:10:34 AM
No.535162128
>>535162260
are these Ascension niggas retarded? why have 6 servers? are they competing with themselves?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 10:10:35 AM
No.535162131
>>535162041
*only added Gurubashi
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 10:10:45 AM
No.535162141
>>535162463
Kezan or Gurubashi?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 10:11:01 AM
No.535162158
>>535162041
the only reason kezan is pve is because theres more carebear chuds than pvp gods and they thought their entire playerbase was going to be barely 2k people. The second they realized that hey there's actually a lot of people the pvp realm was ready to go. If it was actually their true "vision" there would be two pve realms
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 10:11:14 AM
No.535162174
>>535162418
>>535162482
>>535162047
Everyone's on discord and guild chat. Have to just always talk in general chats and people will learn your name. Just a few simple good mornings and hello's constantly and you'll make friends :D
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 10:12:04 AM
No.535162229
What's a better idea, look for a guild now or hope to find one when/by the time I hit 60?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 10:12:26 AM
No.535162256
>>535160580
>And what if they don't let him?
He stops developing new content for epoch.
From the top of my head:
Owlkin didn't get any attention and is in need of a balance patch (see its 0.5set)
Only T1 raids are finished as far as we know. They raided ony in the beta (and I'm told some skills were bugged) but MC is bound to be a broken mess.
Uldum
New BG and honor system aren't finished.
He's safe for a year or more. After that if he can't come up with new content they could jew him out.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 10:12:31 AM
No.535162258
>>535162497
Why don't they remove crossfaction now that population won't be a problem?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 10:12:32 AM
No.535162260
>>535162128
they are just showing off that in theory, on the hardware side, they would be capable of serving close to a 100k players at once
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 10:14:59 AM
No.535162418
>>535162174
>Someone recognising me one time
>Because I always type out Congratulations
Under a completely different name on horizon ffxi, people remember the weirdest things.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 10:15:30 AM
No.535162453
>>535167293
>>535160902
To add to this
Someone do the math, does this even reach 2% of the server doing pvp?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 10:15:36 AM
No.535162463
>>535162141
everything equal other than pvp i'd choose guru
but i dont want to play with the nazi weeb teenagers
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 10:15:42 AM
No.535162471
>>535162585
>>535163135
I like ghosting and burning bridges
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 10:15:44 AM
No.535162475
>>535151195
we are simply not interested in playing on a pveasy carebear bluebie server. how hard is that to understand?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 10:15:48 AM
No.535162482
>>535162557
>>535162174
i block these people, always
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 10:16:07 AM
No.535162497
>>535162258
You're going to group with horde and you're going to like it, cuck boi.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 10:16:43 AM
No.535162547
>avatartrannies are on pvpoor realm
You couldn't ask for a better reason to roll on Kezan
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 10:16:53 AM
No.535162557
>>535162482
that's why you have no friends meanie.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 10:17:11 AM
No.535162565
i want to play NOOOOOOOOOOW
i need muh POOCHIE
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 10:17:25 AM
No.535162585
>>535162471
>Get drunk have a great time with someone
>Ghost them when I'm sober because I'm nowhere near as fun or outgoing as who they met
>>535161374
>>535161769
>Guys help me I'm being camped!
>yeah it's a pvp server
>But I'm just trying to quest!
>so are we. will they go away if we kill them?
>Well no, they'll just res and keep going.
>will killing them break their equipment or impact them materially in any way?
>No.
>will their res timer go high enough for you to actually get your quest done without getting ganked again?
>No.
>will killing them teach them an epic lesson to not mess with you?
>No.
>will killing them give us a worthwhile amount of honor?
>No.
>so you want us to drop what we're doing, fly 20 minutes to reach you at which point they might have just left, and engage in a retarded endless skirmish with people who have nothing better to do, who will return the moment we leave, so you can get your stupid quest done instead of you going somewhere else for a while?
>Well yeah, don't you want to have epic wpvp brawls?
>just found a RFK group, sorry
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 10:19:57 AM
No.535162772
>>535160902
>They're beyond clueless lol
you have to make big custom changes in order to make vanilla PvP not broken past BWL/ZG. Damage to health ratios tips too much in the favor of damage.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 10:20:34 AM
No.535162816
POCHIE WEEKEND
>POCHIE WEEKEND
POCHIE WEEKEND
>POCHIE WEEKEND
POCHIE WEEKEND
>POCHIE WEEKEND
>good to high population on all the tank classes
Do dare roll a dps or will it take 40minutes to fill a group like ever othe time I've tried?
Queues are the bane of my existence
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 10:21:08 AM
No.535162861
>>535162608
I mean I'm not to worried about it. pochie has so many new quest so there's going to be a lot of new hubs people are questing in.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 10:21:18 AM
No.535162872
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 10:22:12 AM
No.535162920
>>535163368
>>535162838
apparently if you roll a dps hybrid because you find it fun or whatever this thread gets really angry at you for not tanking every dungeon
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 10:23:07 AM
No.535162991
>>535162838
You will probably find more tanks in Kezan than in Gurubashi.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 10:23:36 AM
No.535163016
>>535162608
That's a good point desu, there should be harsher penalties and better rewards for wpvp
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 10:23:37 AM
No.535163017
>>535163052
Which dps specs have the most interesting changes done to them on epoch?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 10:24:11 AM
No.535163052
>>535163096
>>535163017
probably rogue
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 10:24:48 AM
No.535163096
>>535163220
>>535163456
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 10:25:09 AM
No.535163121
>>535162838
Most of the tank class players will be playing dps for sure.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 10:25:20 AM
No.535163135
>>535162471
>new discord account
>invisible mode
yup, I'm ready to find a guild on epoch
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 10:25:33 AM
No.535163153
>>535163698
>>535162608
Your words sicken me.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 10:25:34 AM
No.535163158
>>535163437
>>535162838
As a lifetime petclass enjoyer I learned this one weird trick, TANKS HATE IT.
So when I get my dungeon quests I'll continue on my business but I'll say something like
LFM BFD Quest Run need all.
Then I continue what I'm doing till we have everything and I mean everything, then I'll say
/p alright lets head there.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 10:26:29 AM
No.535163220
>>535163325
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 10:28:01 AM
No.535163325
>>535163428
>>535163220
hmmm.... yes....
However I don't think poisons scale with anything?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 10:28:38 AM
No.535163362
I'm playing a fem humie rogue on bbc while i wait for pochie...
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 10:28:45 AM
No.535163368
>>535171313
>>535162920
I mean if you're having trouble finding a tank and you can tank it is objectively faster to just put the shield on and get another DPS.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 10:29:23 AM
No.535163418
>>535163573
>>535163676
>>535162838
If you just roll a normal honest caster dps like mage and warlock you will easily find groups. Like when aniversity realms launched I usually got invited within seconds after listing my lock to their new lfg tool.
If you are a tranny and think a hybrid class can dps while leveling enjoy sitting in lfg for 40 mins.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 10:29:33 AM
No.535163428
>>535163325
I remember vaguely that poison scales with AP on epoch
>>535163158
>get home from work
>boot up wow and start looking for group
>by the time we're full I have 30minutes before eating dinner and going to bed
It's not that simple man
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 10:30:05 AM
No.535163456
>>535163580
>>535163096
Assassin has mutilate and poisons scale off attack power
Combat has axe specialization which causes bleeds and I remember reading somewhere the bleeds refresh the duration of SnD allowing you to use other finishers, but I can't find that anymore. That might have been ascension.
All specs get 1 minute Cloak of Shadows at 38 with a quest, improved sap is baseline. They also get redirect, allowing you to move your combo points to a new target (though they really should just make combo points be on the rogue and not the target)
Is melee hunter a thing in Epoch?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 10:31:49 AM
No.535163573
>>535163657
>>535163684
>>535163418
>i like arms warrior for the class fantasy :D
>"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU HAVE TO TANK WORKERS OF THE WORLD UNITE"
see the seethe is palpable
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 10:31:54 AM
No.535163580
>>535163659
>>535163456
Each bleed tick increases SnD duration by 1s
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 10:33:02 AM
No.535163654
>>535163437
>i created all these problems for myself, you just don't understand!
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 10:33:02 AM
No.535163657
>>535163573
Its really not that hard to tank, especially with Epoch buffing Thunderclap
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 10:33:03 AM
No.535163659
>>535163580
Right, it was on SnD itself
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 10:33:14 AM
No.535163672
>>535163520
Doesn't look like it.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 10:33:18 AM
No.535163676
>>535163795
>>535163839
>>535163418
I was thinking either warlock or rogue
So far I'm thinking warlock even though they want to get rid of soloing bosses to make gold, warlocks farm much faster than rogues.
Is rogue pickpocket a game changer?
I recall seeing somebody pickpocket dungeons for gold
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 10:33:29 AM
No.535163684
>>535163805
>>535163573
What stops you from arms tanking then, other than the hrt you take?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 10:33:42 AM
No.535163698
>>535163896
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 10:34:12 AM
No.535163743
>>535163846
Guys do I play on the PVE or PVP realm
And what class?
Let me know your thoughts!
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 10:34:52 AM
No.535163784
>>535164013
>>535163437
I fucking DESPISE YOU DINNERFAGS. FUCK YOU FUCK YOU WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS EATING? Every time it's "we're AFK for 2 seconds? BRB ME HUNGY THIRSTY" and then "GUYS... MUH DINNER... CAN WE HURRY IT UP???" Shut the fuck up. Eat at the desk your noob shit ass. Oh is the whole family waiting for you to carve the turkey for your 4 PM dinner? Gonna ask little Sally about her day at school? Gonna say grace? Or is it your mom who gets cranky when you don't sit at the table for 3 hours listening to her bullshit? HOW DO YOU ACCOMPLISH ANYTHING IN YOUR LIFE WHEN IT'S ALWAYS DINNER DINNER DINNER DINNER
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 10:34:58 AM
No.535163791
>>535163520
I don't think the Survival Tree was touched at all.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 10:35:00 AM
No.535163795
>>535164279
>>535163676
rogues share several prebis with warriors so they have notoriously hard time getting groups
unless pochie changed that
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 10:35:10 AM
No.535163805
>>535163903
>>535163684
They buffed dungeons just to fuck over 2h tanking
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 10:35:39 AM
No.535163832
>>535164186
>>535163520
there'll probably be some melee weaving cancer but I doubt its fully supported
maybe try a warrior or a rogue? those are physical melee classes, hunter is a ranged class anon, the only physical ranged in the game.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 10:35:44 AM
No.535163839
>>535163676
I've almost exclusively played rogue on classic servers. I macro pickpocket to my openers and easily have enough gold for a mount at 40. Pockets were also bugged to have a lot of extra money during the few times the server was up as well. My 15 rogue was getting up to 5 silver per pick while I've never gotten more than 4 silver on my 56 turtle rogue.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 10:35:48 AM
No.535163846
>>535163743
buy a dildo and see how deep it fits in ur ass
less than 5 cm > pvp
more than 5 cm > pve
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 10:36:00 AM
No.535163860
I will play a white human male ret paladin wielding 2h maces only
No, I will no heal
No, I will not tank
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 10:36:29 AM
No.535163896
>>535163698
I'm talking about the people refusing to help
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 10:36:31 AM
No.535163903
>>535164118
>>535163805
I doubt that because shields are so insignificant until 40+ that it could never be a deal breaker
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 10:37:12 AM
No.535163942
>>535164072
>won't be any updates for another 13 hours at least
why did i even wake up
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 10:38:21 AM
No.535164013
>>535163784
I live by myself so I can delay eating for 30min/1hour np but anything more than that and it affects my sleep
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 10:38:55 AM
No.535164067
>>535163437
get into foodprep or eat simpler things.
or if you're busy just fry some eggs or chug some oatmeal or whatever. imo spending hours making food every day is a huge waste of time unless you thoroughly enjoy it
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 10:39:04 AM
No.535164072
>>535164145
>>535163942
maybe a micro update in 6 hours when Dutch wakes up
no clue in what timezone the devs themselves are in
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 10:39:52 AM
No.535164118
>>535164306
>>535163903
Dev words not mine, their aim is for tanks and healers to have to be properly specd for any dungeon past level 40 or 50
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 10:39:57 AM
No.535164125
>>535164361
>>535164997
do you think we can frontstab in pve in ascensionpoochie or is that bug really just a turtle wow thing
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 10:40:10 AM
No.535164145
>>535164245
>>535164072
probably GMT +5:30 saar
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 10:40:43 AM
No.535164186
>>535164278
>>535164686
>>535163832
I love the ranger archetype but I hate pets so I'll never be able to enjoy hunter in WoW
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 10:41:30 AM
No.535164245
>>535164278
>>535164145
dutch is texan
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 10:42:07 AM
No.535164278
>>535164186
at least in raids your pets die to so much random aoe that you basically become a petless ranger :DDDD
>>535164245
the head guy is but the launcher is the most hindu software i've ever seen
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 10:42:08 AM
No.535164279
>>535163795
For weapons since they buffed fury, they've got death wish back, I doubt it.
For armor we'll have to see
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 10:42:27 AM
No.535164294
>>535164695
huh? did they scrap resilience?!
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 10:42:39 AM
No.535164306
>>535164118
my tanks didn't spec for prot even in sunwell so I doubt they will for brd desu
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 10:43:39 AM
No.535164361
>>535164454
>>535164997
>>535164125
I read in their discord backstabing from the fron isn't going to work, it was a vanilla client bug that got fixed in tbc or wrath, I can't remember
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 10:45:05 AM
No.535164454
>>535164361
thank god i got so tired from wriggling left and right on every mob
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 10:49:06 AM
No.535164686
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 10:49:12 AM
No.535164695
>>535164773
>>535164294
>These sets of gear include a new stat we call "PvP Defense" which reduces your damage taken from other players and those players' pets.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 10:50:37 AM
No.535164773
>>535164695
ah ok so they just renamed it then?
How much % reduction does full set give?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 10:53:27 AM
No.535164937
>>535165261
>>535164796
you just know any random guild and all the chat channels are going to be the same people repeating the one joke over and over again
horrible thought
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 10:54:29 AM
No.535164997
>>535165739
>>535164125
>>535164361
On first launch I was able to get frontstabs in by running past mob and then backjumping. It wasn't consistent (could be skill issue) and not sure if it's worth it because you lose several auto attacks in process.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 10:57:11 AM
No.535165135
>>535167956
>>535165104
don't those fags have their own general?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 10:57:16 AM
No.535165142
>>535165331
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 10:57:57 AM
No.535165172
>>535169983
>>535164796
Epoch devs were so pissed off by it, are they seething that Dutch allows mpreg?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 10:58:48 AM
No.535165225
>>535156896
It's placeholder text. It's always 50 gb, don't mind it.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 10:59:35 AM
No.535165261
>>535165382
>>535164937
>Ever leaving general/world chat visible
Even worse thought
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 11:00:52 AM
No.535165331
>>535165521
>>535165142
>2018
I'm sure the game is drastically different now but still though, who the fuck even wants to play a kmmo of all things in 2025?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 11:01:10 AM
No.535165351
>>535165104
yeah it's a fun game
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 11:01:37 AM
No.535165382
>>535165261
yeah i've started to shunt world chat into its own tab as of late, with LFG combined
i keep general active but might have to consider it if it gets too noisy
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 11:01:52 AM
No.535165396
KMMOs peaked in 2006 (before I became aware of their monetary practices)
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 11:03:56 AM
No.535165521
>>535165331
>drastically different now
its not
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 11:05:35 AM
No.535165618
>>535165940
when are we gaming pochiebros?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 11:05:37 AM
No.535165624
>>535165704
>>535167723
>i love world pvp!
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 11:06:50 AM
No.535165695
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 11:07:05 AM
No.535165704
>>535165823
>>535165624
i cant imagine the type of faggot that dares to claim proud white heritage yet cowers in fear and seethes at world pvp. its the ultimate troonfaggery that can exist.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 11:07:38 AM
No.535165739
>>535164997
Try strafing left and right as close to the enemy as you can and bind backstabk to scrolling your mouse wheel or macro it if you can, that's how I did it in turtle.
It's still a pain since it lags the game for some reason but its easier to mantain
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 11:09:00 AM
No.535165823
>>535165946
>>535165704
browns love world pvp
whites prefer arena
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 11:10:44 AM
No.535165920
>>535166026
>AMBERSHIRE AUGUST 17TH
>AMBERSHIRE AUGUST 17TH
>AMBERSHIRE AUGUST 17TH
>AMBERSHIRE AUGUST 17TH
>AMBERSHIRE AUGUST 17TH
>SLEEPOCH NEVER
>SLEEPOCH NEVER
>SLEEPOCH NEVER
>SLEEPOCH NEVER
>SLEEPOCH NEVER
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 11:11:08 AM
No.535165940
>>535165618
idk, maybe 10h from now?
Dutch has to wake up and crunch some and after that we start getting news.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 11:11:17 AM
No.535165946
>>535166027
>>535165823
what tranny made this cope and tricked faggots into thinking its some based not totally fucking gay way of thinking?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 11:12:39 AM
No.535166026
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 11:12:40 AM
No.535166027
>>535166109
>>535166328
>>535165946
you sound mindbroken are you a slav (slavs arent white btw)
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 11:14:11 AM
No.535166109
>>535166173
>>535166027
at this point theres no whites at all
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 11:14:11 AM
No.535166112
>>535166456
is running p2w servers for thirdies and retoilet dropouts REALLY that profitable or where the hell does Dutch get so much money?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 11:15:13 AM
No.535166173
>>535166374
>>535166109
yeah youre a slav(e) lol
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 11:17:07 AM
No.535166274
>>535166331
Slavs are just Mongolian rape babies
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 11:17:28 AM
No.535166295
>Ambershire launches
>It's the same fucking thing as regular turtle (please buy your 36 slot bags goyim)
>Everyone moves back to Epoch instead
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 11:17:52 AM
No.535166328
>>535166371
>>535166027
>slavs arent white btw
True whites got extinct.
>US
>el creaturas
>eurobongs and canada
>sandniggers and pajeets
>scandinavians
>lol lmao SWEDEN YES
>eastern europe
>slavs
At this point the whitest people are fucking aussies.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 11:17:58 AM
No.535166331
>>535166274
and most importantly not white
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 11:18:04 AM
No.535166338
>>535166428
does this mean my namelocks from epoch are gone?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 11:18:45 AM
No.535166371
>>535166328
aussies are chinese now
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 11:18:48 AM
No.535166374
>>535166471
>>535166173
that wasnt who you were responding to, but once again a pathetic shell of a man who was mindcontrolled by a tranny thinks its cool to not world pvp. be a faggot, its fine but at least be true to yourself. if you would rather spend your time ERPing in goldshire sucking your boyfriend off who thinks he is a woman (he isn't) then I don't think you have any ground to constitute what is true nigger behavior. (its sucking off your boyfriend while pretending its not gay)
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 11:19:01 AM
No.535166393
When pochie?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 11:19:30 AM
No.535166425
>>535166504
They already hate us lol
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 11:19:35 AM
No.535166428
>>535166338
It means we got wiped and gurubussy is dead.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 11:19:57 AM
No.535166456
>>535166112
Most likely the saudi prince that owns ascension gives them basic salary.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 11:20:17 AM
No.535166471
>>535166374
ok slav(e) lmao
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 11:20:43 AM
No.535166504
>>535166786
>>535166425
That tends to happen when 30k swarthoids come in like a deluge
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 11:22:51 AM
No.535166612
POCHIE HYPE
>POCHIE HYPE
POCHIE HYPE
>POCHIE HYPE
POCHIE HYPE
>POCHIE HYPE
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 11:23:16 AM
No.535166639
On second thought please keep Guru I want my wallet garden do not ever merge Guru
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 11:23:54 AM
No.535166675
i want to play on poochie.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 11:25:44 AM
No.535166786
>>535166504
+half the people initially didnt take the news well including me but I've come round to it now
What do you guys think the ideal 5 man party comp will be on Epoch?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 11:27:26 AM
No.535166875
>>535166787
4 gnome priestesses
1 orc rapist
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 11:27:34 AM
No.535166882
>>535167025
>>535167216
>>535166787
1 shaman 1 prot pally 3 bladestorming warriors
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 11:27:58 AM
No.535166910
>>535167175
I WIIL be playing warlock and I WILL be summonings demons!
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 11:29:04 AM
No.535166974
>>535167047
>>535166787
sissydin tank
warlock
mage
hunter
shaman healer
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 11:29:51 AM
No.535167025
>>535167141
>>535166882
Is that really going to be the meta?
>>535166974
>doesnt know about epochs low aoe cap
ngmi
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 11:30:51 AM
No.535167102
>>535166787
rogue warrior warrior shaman paladin
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 11:31:30 AM
No.535167141
>>535167226
>>535167025
No, there are AOE caps and mobs have a lot more health so single target will be a lot more important. Rogue will actually be really valuable in dungeons and raids.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 11:31:38 AM
No.535167148
>>535166787
one that is comfy and willing to try a few times if things go south, without complaining.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 11:31:39 AM
No.535167149
>>535167047
The AoE cap only fucks over Mages really (boo hoo)
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 11:31:46 AM
No.535167163
>>535167047
>8 is low
good enough for me though
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 11:32:04 AM
No.535167175
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 11:32:04 AM
No.535167176
>>535166787
CC and interrupts are supposedly important but we'll see
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 11:32:24 AM
No.535167202
>>535166787
5 paladins = faceroll any dungeon
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 11:32:39 AM
No.535167216
>>535166882
Perhaps going priest is a trap, maybe I should go warrior ...
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 11:32:45 AM
No.535167226
>>535167334
>>535167141
>t. rogue
im not inviting you bro
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 11:33:48 AM
No.535167290
Rogue will be bis.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 11:33:53 AM
No.535167293
>>535162453
Yeah, PvP is absolutely on life support, about to be eviscerated
And they just lowered Warmode from 20% to 5% kek
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 11:34:05 AM
No.535167302
>>535167047
>aoe cap
I'm doting everyhing, I don't care for no AoE cap
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 11:34:16 AM
No.535167317
>>535167407
Stop posting obscene sloppa of lore-important female characters
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 11:34:30 AM
No.535167334
>>535167405
>>535167497
>>535167226
I know how rogue works, I'm the one who starts the group. And retarded warriors don't get in
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 11:35:44 AM
No.535167405
>>535167334
based rogue knows his place
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 11:35:44 AM
No.535167407
>>535167607
>>535167317
>lore-important female characters
no such thing in vanilla
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 11:35:51 AM
No.535167415
>>535161246
>ressurect
>literally walk/ride away to the nearest town
I know a lvl 28 Defias bandit waddling in your general direction is about the highest challenge you carebear NPCs can handle, but come on, you can't possibly be this brain-damaged lol
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 11:37:00 AM
No.535167486
>>535168878
pochie when...
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 11:37:07 AM
No.535167497
>>535167610
>>535167334
if you dont have a warrior in your party your dps will be awful dumb nigger
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 11:39:08 AM
No.535167607
>>535167407
SEEEEEEEEEEEX
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 11:39:12 AM
No.535167610
>>535167698
>>535167497
The retard warrior never remembers to shout. And rogues kit is fine without 50 buffs. Energy doesn't scale like rage faggot
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 11:40:31 AM
No.535167698
>>535167610
I agree warriors are retarded. They can't even tank anymore and they take all the ret paladin, rogue and shammy weapons.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 11:40:56 AM
No.535167723
>>535165624
Your next cope?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 11:45:28 AM
No.535167956
>>535165135
Hasnt been a bdo general in like a year to my knowledge, which, considering the personalities they attract, can be considered a good thing
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 11:45:52 AM
No.535167985
POCHIE WEEKEND
>POCHIE WEEKEND
POCHIE WEEKEND
>POCHIE WEEKEND
POCHIE WEEKEND
>POCHIE WEEKEND
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 11:57:02 AM
No.535168601
>>535168651
reminder exactly 1 year ago all troontle userbase accounts were leaked, this includes : usernames, passwords, ip's, bank account info, paypal info
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 11:57:33 AM
No.535168629
>>535168743
>>535168774
Please type something...
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 11:58:05 AM
No.535168651
>>535168601
our glorious king Dutch would never let this happen
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 11:59:32 AM
No.535168743
>>535168958
>>535168629
Yuro hours are always boring, wait 8 hours or so
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 11:59:48 AM
No.535168756
I can't fucking wait to press seed of corruption and to not have to make individual healthstones.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:00:05 PM
No.535168774
>>535175635
>>535168629
pochie Sunday!
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:01:30 PM
No.535168878
>>535169686
>>535175635
I'm watching I dream of jeanie the old show, shits pretty good.
Light entertainment.
>>535167486
I know that file name, from the naga dumps
>Or one like it
How do, how do. did stalker ever pick up another series like he said he was gonna? has nanashi said anything yet?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:02:02 PM
No.535168909
>>535169006
>>535169253
what are the healer tier lists looking like
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:03:01 PM
No.535168958
>>535168743
>noon
>yuro hours
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:03:40 PM
No.535169006
>>535169174
>>535169313
>>535168909
1. shaman because chain heal will simply be always the best aoe healing spell
2. the rest depending on itemization available
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:04:47 PM
No.535169087
>>535175635
POCHIE WEEKEND
>POCHIE WEEKEND
POCHIE WEEKEND
>POCHIE WEEKEND
POCHIE WEEKEND
>POCHIE WEEKEND
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:06:20 PM
No.535169174
>>535169006
If you actually knew anything you'd know that circle of healing mogs it by a lot
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:07:31 PM
No.535169253
>>535168909
totems > aura and blessings > whatever priests and druids can provide
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:08:30 PM
No.535169313
>>535169006
If we're thinking TBC balance:
BGs
Druid > Paladin >>> Priest > Shaman
Arena
All 4 healers have good comps
PVE?
Each has its own niche
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:08:43 PM
No.535169321
>>535164796
>Dutch with his wide stance, tall masculine chad-like form, and heavily pregnant belly.
vs
>Kaytotes frail brown frame, delicate sissy hands, and bad vibes.
Kaytotes cant do shit.
This general is jaw dropping low quality and filled with troons, homosexuals, and poor brown people.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:12:16 PM
No.535169525
>>535169458
which one of those is you sis?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:12:23 PM
No.535169534
>>535169616
>>535175635
ok imma head to bed, when I wake up there better to be a stress test about to start
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:13:47 PM
No.535169616
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:14:49 PM
No.535169686
>>535170061
>>535175635
>>535168878
I haven't been around in a while so no idea. muhaha
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:15:06 PM
No.535169709
>>535169458
Turdle NPCs are really losing their fragile grip on any sanity they've left
Love to see it!
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:15:46 PM
No.535169750
>>535169458
troons play retail
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:16:51 PM
No.535169812
>>535170061
Turtle Troons are gunna be absolutely seething when they find out Dutch has another turtle shaped bun in their oven.
Quit playing private servers and come play Legion Remix.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:19:53 PM
No.535169983
>>535165172
I can't wait for the ban wave after discordfags get in only to find the same old epoch mods moderating the game
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:20:11 PM
No.535170002
>>535169961
kill yourself
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:21:07 PM
No.535170061
>>535175635
>>535169686
Gair enough have some Gamo's gamo's for old time sake
>>535169812
I knew Dutch's due date is the 16th!
And he's ALREADY pregnant again!? wowie
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:21:21 PM
No.535170079
>>535170189
>don't roll dps
>don't roll tank
>don't roll healer
ok what the fuck do I play then??
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:22:47 PM
No.535170170
>>535170273
>>535169961
how do I play it?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:23:05 PM
No.535170189
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:24:22 PM
No.535170265
>>535170589
>>535170630
I give it six months before Dutch shoves exp pots, auras, Manastorm and all the other Ascension crap into Epoch.
How mad would you be if there would be a fresh Start for everyone?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:24:31 PM
No.535170273
>>535170170
you don't, the date for release isn't even out..
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:29:22 PM
No.535170575
>>535150942 (OP)
now make her more cunny
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:29:37 PM
No.535170589
>>535170265
Getting a little desperate there, turtler
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:30:06 PM
No.535170626
>>535170272
I don't give a fuck about my lvl10 hunter or names
I only care about server stability and bugs
Did any of you check out if rend had scaling?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:30:11 PM
No.535170630
>>535170265
Sounds like 6 months of a good time
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:31:07 PM
No.535170679
>>535170272
It was barely up and I still got to level 10 and maxed out fishing lw skinning and cooking.
Can't say I'd be too bothered
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:31:18 PM
No.535170687
>>535170785
I'll only play guru if the Nost boys are back. I'm not playing without Finalflash and Saltydogs
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:31:35 PM
No.535170712
Dutch and Ascension won so much it's crazy.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:32:46 PM
No.535170785
>>535170687
you mean ogtucker
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:34:12 PM
No.535170872
>>535171094
>>535170272
There is literally a 0% chance that they don't wipe after all of this. You guys don't seriously think they are going to keep the progress after merging with a different server owner, do you?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:34:43 PM
No.535170894
>>535170272
only level 8 but with 3 bags, it was a nice start but I can live without it
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:35:10 PM
No.535170929
With the amount of people wanting to play on launch and the amount of realms they will likely have launch day, its gonna be fresh.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:35:20 PM
No.535170941
whitemane in tightiest thongs humanly possible while at a zoo and watches how 2 elephants have sex
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:36:01 PM
No.535170983
>>535171120
why is nothing happening?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:37:55 PM
No.535171094
>>535171208
>>535170872
I was pro-wipe anyway, I didn't trust them to "prune" and I was proven right when the servers went up for 10 minutes last week.
>>535170983
Something is happening.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:39:40 PM
No.535171208
>>535171324
>>535171094
They've already confirmed that there were still exploits that needed to be fixed. Ascension developers have a brain so there will be a wipe. I'm sure all of the browns will be seething that their ill-gotten gains will be removed permanently, but too bad.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:40:58 PM
No.535171281
>>535170272
I originally voted no wipe but I think it makes sense to wipe after this long + management change. Make it a proper relaunch.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:41:24 PM
No.535171313
>>535171386
>>535163368
the problem is that other dps will always be a class that can tank and that will take your loot.
so you play a less fun role to get shit on.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:41:34 PM
No.535171324
>>535171208
umm okay but we like voted... excuse me but there was an official vote via emojis in the epoch discord and no wipe won so are you gonna honor that? Okay so youre just gonna say fuck you to 60k people ok lol there was a vote btw
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:41:36 PM
No.535171327
>>535171515
>>535171120
I hope that Ross guy is taking this well.
Well not really, it's his own fault.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:42:13 PM
No.535171360
>>535171429
>>535171580
So races don't matter outside of apperance since you can change racial skills right?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:42:35 PM
No.535171386
>>535171430
>>535173839
>>535171313
Tanking is the most involved role in the game, what the fuck are you talking about?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:43:13 PM
No.535171429
>>535171572
>>535171360
Yes, that's why we should hate gnome players even more, because now there was no reason at all to pick a gnome.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:43:13 PM
No.535171430
>>535171623
>>535171689
>>535171386
what the fuck are you talking about? more people have fun playing dps obviously.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:44:44 PM
No.535171515
>>535171327
ascension devs just know how to handle a community better. had they tried to censor the emote they'd get the same shit, but if they show they don't care it'll eventually disappear on its own.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:45:40 PM
No.535171572
>>535171429
Gnomes are the master race of wow, problem?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:45:47 PM
No.535171580
>>535172434
>>535171360
Can't change racials until 60, someone mentioned it's also limited to what races can be your class.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:46:40 PM
No.535171623
>>535171723
>>535171916
>>535171430
Mostly cause:
a) DPS is more competitive due to clear measure in the form of DPS addons.
b) Doing anything outside of dungeons in tanking spec is a huge pain in the ass.
c) Tanking is hard due to retarded DPS who refuse to do mechanics or simply CC.
>>535171430
Everyone wants to dps because it allows them to turn their brain off and get carried.
Also, dps gear works for pvp, grinding or any solo activity while tanks and healers get fucked
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:48:21 PM
No.535171723
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:50:37 PM
No.535171875
>>535171689
Wrong I want to dps because I like pet classes.
I'd tank or heal easily, actually something like a resto druid with a hunter pet would be my ideal playstyle
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:51:24 PM
No.535171916
>>535171623
Yes, you are correct.
It why Wotlk onwards tanks became blue DPS and managing threat was no longer really part of the gameplay.
it's also why the best leveling spec for warriors in wotlk is prot and cata/mop added the revenge mechanic.
>>535171689
yea basically, the average player plays wow to not think that hard and enjoys just pressing buttons more, than wrangling retards, asking for CC, marking skull, hoping dps attack skull or healing people who facetank mechanics.
in the end wow is a swimming pool, dps get to play in the pool, the tank is the lifeguard, and the healer is the stressed parent trying to keep an eye on all his kids so they don't get molested by mechanics.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:52:55 PM
No.535172031
>>535171689
just add a necromancer tank or a puppet master ranged tank and i'd play tank.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:53:22 PM
No.535172056
>>535172134
10k is more than troondle 3k players +5k bots realm. And it's 40k total. 10k on one realm is insane and more than enough. Wow back in early 2000's capped at 2.5k.
>>535172056
Bro do ppl srsly think this game is playable with 40k no layers?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:55:20 PM
No.535172182
>>535172134
Its not even playable 10k no layers the fuck you askin 40k shit would be insane
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:56:46 PM
No.535172294
I think there will be at least 3 realms when they launch it.
I hope my /epog/ friends will be on the same realm as me!
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:57:23 PM
No.535172335
>>535172134
Its more fun. Better group up, you antisocial loser, or all the mobs are getting tagged.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:57:35 PM
No.535172350
>>535173338
>>535172224
Impossible to farm anything without having to compete against 40 retards doing the same thing as you in the same zone
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 12:59:00 PM
No.535172434
>>535171580
i can be a nelf with war stomp im gonna coom
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:00:31 PM
No.535172537
Dutch please please pretty please please PLEASE transfer my lvl 13 please pls
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:04:54 PM
No.535172815
>>535172224
what about it
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:07:23 PM
No.535172978
>>535173563
>>535174469
the comfy population figure is 2.5k
a happy population figure is 4-7k
the realm is overpopulated at 8500+
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:09:03 PM
No.535173089
I'm white
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:09:26 PM
No.535173119
>>535171120
Ascension devs know how to have fun. Extremely based compare to the sissies on the Epoch team. Still not playing Ascension tho.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:12:32 PM
No.535173338
>>535172350
>farm BoEs in dungeons
>sell them on aux and buy whatever you need
problem solved
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:13:14 PM
No.535173396
>>535171120
still not playing asscension but that guy is based af kek :mpreg:
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:15:35 PM
No.535173563
>>535172978
State of the realm also plays a big part.
Is everyone still leveling around the world or are they AFK/raidlogging in cities etc.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:17:33 PM
No.535173718
>>535173802
>>535174186
>AMBERSHIRE AUGUST 17TH
>AMBERSHIRE AUGUST 17TH
>AMBERSHIRE AUGUST 17TH
>AMBERSHIRE AUGUST 17TH
>AMBERSHIRE AUGUST 17TH
>SLEEPOCH NEVER
>SLEEPOCH NEVER
>SLEEPOCH NEVER
>SLEEPOCH NEVER
>SLEEPOCH NEVER
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:18:37 PM
No.535173802
>>535173718
gonna be honest chief, not feeling any hype behind this server
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:19:04 PM
No.535173839
>>535171386
You literally just spam your threat abilities and that's basically it. Tanking is for self-important retards who have main character syndrome.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:22:09 PM
No.535174084
I am thoroughly convinced that these past 3 weeks have been a schizophrenic hallucination and none of you are real.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:23:23 PM
No.535174159
>>535175635
POCHIE THUR- TODAY!
>>535173718
>Literally just same old turtle but fresh
Yawn
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:25:27 PM
No.535174328
WHERE THE FUCK IS ETA
AAAARRRRGHHGHGH
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:25:30 PM
No.535174335
>>535174186
so fresh you might just smack your mama
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:25:44 PM
No.535174353
>>535157068
only bears can tank in epoch
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:25:57 PM
No.535174371
>>535174605
>>535174916
predict how many months it takes before ambershire gets merged
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:27:14 PM
No.535174450
>>535174186
b-but anon theres this new shoehorned leveling area with dogshit quests, 5$ voice acting and no references to in the rest of the world except for one breadcrumb quest
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:27:30 PM
No.535174469
>>535176186
>>535172978
do you just not do group content?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:29:19 PM
No.535174597
>>535174849
>>535175072
>>535174186
>Dungeon queues are already insanely long on 1 Turtle server.
>Dude let's spread out the player base even more.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:29:23 PM
No.535174605
I can already see it.
>There's too many people on the server
>I'm happy on my comfy ambershire
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:32:17 PM
No.535174805
>>535175072
What compels a man to shitpost in another game's general from the moment he wakes up to the moment he goes to sleep?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:32:22 PM
No.535174808
>>535174715
Now this is supreme cope
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:32:56 PM
No.535174849
>>535174597
they're long because everyone is 60, anon. ambershire will actually have much faster queues (for a while)
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:34:10 PM
No.535174916
>>535174371
1 month because that shit is DOA with EpochGQDS
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:34:23 PM
No.535174936
>>535174715
>Turtroons laughing that Ambershire was going to steal all of the Epoch players
>Now that Epoch is guaranteed to succeed they now say they're happy about their "comfy" (dead) realms
Kekaroooooo
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:34:28 PM
No.535174942
>>535174715
>It's OK when Gurutards say this
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:36:30 PM
No.535175072
>>535175264
>>535174597
at least turtle has dungeon queues
>>535174805
turtle and epoch are the same game
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:37:29 PM
No.535175142
>>535176045
>>535176240
1. All the updates from Epoch saying the server is ready was a big fat lie.
2. Friday's "test" was in fact the silent launch which failed.
3. The weekend they took off was probably to discuss this merge with Ascension after the failed Friday launch.
4. This merge might be the reason people like Magic left the project.
5. Ascension wants Project Epoch's audience not the server/idea itself. Ascension has it's own version of Wotlk+ coming out soon. This was a marketing strategy from them and a good one.
6. Ascension will slowly take over Epoch and install P2W items in the future on Epoch's realms too. (Ascension is a full time job for most of their team. Ofc they want to see revenue from full time job.)
7. TurtleWow is the clear winner in all of this.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:39:00 PM
No.535175264
>>535175364
>>535175981
>>535175072
>Implying dungeon queues are a good thing
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:39:07 PM
No.535175273
>calls himself Dutch
>is actually a Saudi living in Texas
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:40:31 PM
No.535175364
>>535175981
>>535175264
you're right, spamming LFG in chat is better and social!
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:44:59 PM
No.535175635
>>535168774
>>535168878
>>535169087
>>535169534
>>535169686
>>535169961
>>535170061
>>535174159
Don't forget to ask your doctors about modern day treatment for autogynephilia! (there's 40 other posts ITT alone that I'd add but 4chan detects my post as spam)
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:45:03 PM
No.535175637
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:46:53 PM
No.535175746
>>535172224
didn't nost peak at 18k with a lot of lag?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:48:37 PM
No.535175867
>>535175967
>>535176340
cute cope
reminder that shenna won
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:50:08 PM
No.535175967
>>535175867
how does her crusty warty smegma covered cock taste in your mouth?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:50:18 PM
No.535175981
>>535176145
>>535179467
>>535175364
>>535175264
how does the lfg tool work on turtle? if it only matches you up with other people and do nothing more i'm fine with it
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:51:24 PM
No.535176045
>>535175142
4. Magic was already dissatisfied with Kaytotes after he forced them to use trinity instead of azeroth core.
He most likely left due to the stress. We have no insight on how the devs get along so we don't know if it was Kaytotes losing his shit and blaming him or just Magic crumbling after all his work to bring trinity core up to speed and the last 2 weeks (probably more) of crunch for nothing.
5. They want the audience for sure, I don't think the server will rake in the cash without p2w or p4c. But epoch is nothing like brozebeard, I don't think they share an audience.
6. The moment kaytotes leaves the project the server dies. Who is going to develop new raids bosses and add mechanics to the old ones?
7. Should have read the full post before typing anything
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:52:57 PM
No.535176145
>>535179236
>>535179467
>>535175981
That's it
Personally, I rather pick and chose from a list of players. In turtle you often end up in a group with repeating classes or everyone is melee and I hate it
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:53:12 PM
No.535176161
How's that turtle general going, oh it's here for some reason.
Odd
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:53:36 PM
No.535176186
>>535179349
>>535174469
Of course I do. But at a certain point the outdoor world becomes unplayable because there's just too many people.
Are you one of those people that thinks realms are dead unless you can do an UBRS run at 3am within 10 minutes of looking?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:54:27 PM
No.535176240
>>535175142
>TurtleWow is the clear winner in all of this.
>ascension becoming an almost pserv monopoly is a good thing for turtle
you people are retarded
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 1:55:42 PM
No.535176340
>>535176840
>>535175867
these search results are skewed because of turtle enthusiasts
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:01:58 PM
No.535176760
>>535178215
Guilds
Kezan:
Alliance (incl. crossfaction):
English: 18
Non-English: 12
Horde (explicitly Horde):
English: 8
Non-English: 1
Gurubashi:
Alliance:
English: 3
Non-English: 4
Horde:
English: 3
Non-English: 1
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:02:10 PM
No.535176774
>>535176912
any updates?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:03:06 PM
No.535176840
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:03:27 PM
No.535176871
I wonder if we'll get the stress test tonight.
Friday night is a neet /boomer crossover night afterall
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:04:09 PM
No.535176912
>>535176774
in 9 hours you'll get an update
>Both sides will be swamped with Paladins, Warriors and Shamans
Well, time to roll a Druid and cuck them all.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:07:38 PM
No.535177131
>>535177602
is this gif (jiff) accurate in describing the release?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:08:58 PM
No.535177215
>>535177307
>>535177435
>>535177021
Didn't druids come number one in all polls
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:10:22 PM
No.535177307
>>535177435
>>535177021
>>535177215
druids were indeed topping all polls
billions of druids
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:12:06 PM
No.535177419
i will continue to play a rogue, actually. you can have fun wearing the dress if that's really your thing
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:12:18 PM
No.535177435
>>535177619
>>535177750
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:12:44 PM
No.535177469
>>535177552
>>535177713
>>535177021
how do druids even cuck those classes?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:13:53 PM
No.535177552
>>535177861
>>535177469
>Better tanks
>Better healers
>Better magic
>Better melee
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:14:29 PM
No.535177602
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:14:50 PM
No.535177619
>>535177708
>>535177435
In the discord polls, you must be quite new if you missed them all.
But yeah roll druid, we need more healers.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:14:51 PM
No.535177620
>>535177748
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:16:14 PM
No.535177708
>>535177619
>In the discord polls
Well i'm not a homosexual, so i didn't join lmao
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:16:17 PM
No.535177713
>>535177469
this patch is the druid wet dream in all categories, except for dps, cat still can't compete with rogues or warriors but its not a complete meme now
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:16:49 PM
No.535177748
>>535177620
really epic anon
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:17:53 PM
No.535177813
>>535177908
>>535183616
>happy on my co- ACK
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:18:23 PM
No.535177854
>>535177750
>Mage/Priest are the lowest, followed by rogues
Well, finally time to roll those classes
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:18:30 PM
No.535177861
>>535177974
>>535177552
>>Better healers
Did they solve the only 1 HoT of each type problem that made having more than 1 druid healers pointless?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:19:08 PM
No.535177908
>>535178056
>>535177813
>starts at 1000 pop
so where does the realm go from there?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:19:30 PM
No.535177936
>>535177750
I wonder what the guru numbers will be.
No way mage and rogue will be low on a pvp server, that's just stupid.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:19:36 PM
No.535177942
>>535178043
>>535205853
I will try Turtle when they give me .xp 0.5 command.
Slow and Steady does not count. I want my quest xp nerfed too.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:20:05 PM
No.535177974
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:21:02 PM
No.535178043
>>535179282
>>535177942
i feel like a lot of people share this sentiment
slow and study seems stupid compared to pochie version
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:21:13 PM
No.535178056
>>535177908
turtle started with 100 people.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:23:31 PM
No.535178215
>>535178294
>>535176760
Are cross faction guilds a thing? How the hell does that work?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:23:32 PM
No.535178216
>>535178335
>>535178365
>>535177750
First time in WoW history (private server or official) when warrior isn't the most played class? I'll believe it when I see it.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:24:28 PM
No.535178294
>>535178215
kezan crossfaction works like normal retail, factions dont exist
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:25:04 PM
No.535178335
>>535178579
>>535178216
Why play warrior when you can play yellow warrior with damage that ignores armor, healing, and better aoe threat?
>>535177750
warlocks will have such an easy life
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:25:34 PM
No.535178365
>>535178569
>>535178853
>>535178216
its only because paladins and druids can tank now
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:25:38 PM
No.535178373
Good morning gvrvbashi chads, how are the vibes?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:26:52 PM
No.535178476
>>535178353
the same cannot be said for you when I get my hands on you
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:27:18 PM
No.535178506
>>535178353
anything below 2k looks pretty comfy
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:27:59 PM
No.535178560
>>535178768
>>535178836
>>535178353
prepatch locks are bm hunter food
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:28:05 PM
No.535178569
>>535178365
paladins can beat warrior in popularity because it's a similar aesthetic but Druid has to offer something more than just strong gameplay because their class aesthetic doesn't hold up against a warrior/paladin in mass appeal.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:28:16 PM
No.535178579
>>535178335
because of charge, mortal strike, victory rush, whirlwind and bladestorm that is basically just 6 whirlwinds
also you get a shield and plate thats not contested by druids rogues shaman and hunters
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:30:43 PM
No.535178768
>>535178560
What isn't going to be BM hunter food in T1
If anything the felguard might give warlocks a better chance than most
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:30:48 PM
No.535178771
>ASCENDED POOCHIE
ASCENDED POOCHIE
>ASCENDED POOCHIE
ASCENDED POOCHIE
>ASCENDED POOCHIE
ASCENDED POOCHIE
>ASCENDED POOCHIE
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:31:50 PM
No.535178836
>>535178560
i think pvp gear solves that and backlash procs will kill you but its still probably 50/50
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:32:03 PM
No.535178852
>>535178892
>>535178960
guys who had the same mail in both servers, do you see your epoch characters on character list when you login to ascension website?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:32:04 PM
No.535178853
>>535178365
Friendo, a miniscule amount of people go warrior to tank.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:32:32 PM
No.535178892
>>535178852
nope, I don't see them
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:33:22 PM
No.535178960
>>535178852
no, probably because epoch isn't listed in that section at all among the other servers.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:36:58 PM
No.535179236
>>535179467
>>535179650
>>535176145
this isn't fucking retail with millions of players
you'll be lucky if you can form a group, you're not picking and choosing from a list of players LMAO
ascension won
bronzebeard won
wipechads won
turtle won
gurubashi won
any questions?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:37:32 PM
No.535179282
>>535178043
it just seems silly, creating 2000 quests, a bunch of new zones and dungeons, but then rushing people through with tents etc
let me go slow but still feel progression, turning off my xp just feels bad
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:37:57 PM
No.535179307
>>535179275
but at what cost
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:38:39 PM
No.535179349
>>535179451
>>535176186
not with those player counts, you don't
too many people in the overworld and not enough for groups is literally why shards are good, btw
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:38:44 PM
No.535179358
>>535179861
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:39:05 PM
No.535179389
oh you wnt to need on dps gear? dont mind if i need on tank/healer gear. i could use the gold
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:39:58 PM
No.535179442
>>535179513
>>535179275
what about kezan?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:40:07 PM
No.535179451
>>535179349
shards are terrible for any sort of cohesive shared world
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:40:14 PM
No.535179467
>>535175981
>>535176145
It's going to be changed with new patch this week.
>>535179236
Would still be able to chose dps.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:40:46 PM
No.535179513
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:42:32 PM
No.535179650
>>535180593
>>535179236
i think you guys drastically exaggerate how difficult it is to find groups on turtle. that or you're EUfags. NA hours it's really easy even as a dps. i even did my annoying ass ally ony attune easily. the longest i waited in queue without spamming lfg was 20 minutes at 3am once for sm gy.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:43:07 PM
No.535179706
>>535180268
>>535179275
what about kaytotes?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:44:05 PM
No.535179797
>>535180000
>>535179275
what class should I play on which server?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:44:53 PM
No.535179861
>>535179797
The one you like the best :)
Is just game, it don't matter.
None of this matters.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:49:19 PM
No.535180208
why is this thread so slow all of a sudden?
is pochie finally deadie? did turdie winnie?
>*coughs up blood*
say it aint so, sisters..... i want some good news just for once.....
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:50:13 PM
No.535180250
Are we in SEA hours or something? Wtf is all this garbage ESL?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:50:26 PM
No.535180268
>>535180870
>>535181046
>>535179706
kaytotes got his ass spread by ascension and backstabbed everyone he worked with over the last 4 years
I understand why magic left now.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:51:53 PM
No.535180363
>>535180323
did dutch kill your grandma too?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:54:38 PM
No.535180561
>>535181547
>Muh thread quality
Get a load of this guy
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:54:39 PM
No.535180562
>>535180323
because he was trash at server infrastructure?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:54:58 PM
No.535180593
>>535180841
>>535179650
90 minutes last night for SFK as a healer before giving up
8k players online btw
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:56:35 PM
No.535180725
>>535180914
>passive aggressive replying
Yup, the SEA niggers are here.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:57:56 PM
No.535180841
>>535180593
Well a fair chunk of those are bots and at least 2k are sat stood in org/sw doing nothing.
And I mean nothing but use world as a chat room, and then you add in the spam and it's no wonder you couldn't find a group
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:58:01 PM
No.535180848
>>535181024
>>535180323
Magic did not leave Project Epoch forever. Where do people get this stuff? Wikipedia? The Mary Sue?
There is not one git commit where Ulmetrs writes that magic passes from Epoch. Epoch doesnβt lose magic. Magic doesnβt fade away, vanish, sail over sea, expire, run out, vanish, or do anything else. How can it? Itβs magic. It is a part of the universe.
Elves sail over sea.
Rings of power fail.
Elves, Dwarves, and Gnomes lose the crafts and lore of their forefathers.
Magic goes on.
I have seen a few people refer to Kaytoteβs announcements when discussing the βend of magicβ in Epoch, or however you want to put it. But Ulmetrs never discusses such a thing in the Commits and Pull Requests that have been merged.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:58:20 PM
No.535180870
>>535180268
>backstabbed everyone he worked with over the last 4 years
Not the designers
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 2:58:50 PM
No.535180914
>>535180725
sea niggers have been awake for the past 16 hours
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 3:00:13 PM
No.535181024
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 3:00:29 PM
No.535181046
>>535180268
Literally noone from their team has badmouthed him so far and that's something considering pserver trannies are some of the most vindictive.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 3:00:45 PM
No.535181067
>anons actually using ai to write responses
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 3:03:25 PM
No.535181272
will you really be interested in playing the same old, boring classes design everyone already knows? at least turtle has done something truly different
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 3:03:29 PM
No.535181287
>tranime
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 3:04:14 PM
No.535181360
What's more desirable at 60, Tank or Healer?
I've played all roles, but been out of the scene since Nost died
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 3:04:38 PM
No.535181405
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 3:05:08 PM
No.535181446
dutch has risen
it's almost time, sisters.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 3:06:34 PM
No.535181547
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 3:09:01 PM
No.535181758
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 3:12:07 PM
No.535182001
>>535182091
>>535182151
I hope people who use global for lfg get banned
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 3:13:03 PM
No.535182091
>>535182263
>>535182550
>>535182001
i use copy paste my LFM in every single global channel just to be sure
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 3:13:44 PM
No.535182151
>>535182001
yeah it would be a real shame if people's conversations about being closeted gays got briefly interrupted
HERE LIES T*RTLE WOW
RAPED TO DEATH BY POCHIE
REST IN PISS
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 3:14:49 PM
No.535182243
>>535180000
based quads
>captcha 8 WKYD
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 3:15:00 PM
No.535182263
>>535182091
even local defense?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 3:15:01 PM
No.535182268
>>535182406
>>535182515
how exactly is this updated? it's still unusable because it breaks on damage (unlike in Turtle)
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 3:15:29 PM
No.535182308
>>535183223
>>535182219
really epic post. hey isnt that gnome tranny your mascot or like whats up haha
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 3:16:06 PM
No.535182371
bros, what happens to our guy ulmetrs now? is he obsolete now that ascension took over?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 3:16:14 PM
No.535182380
>>535182219
raped to death by ascension*
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 3:16:30 PM
No.535182406
>>535182268
>direct damage
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 3:16:57 PM
No.535182443
YES SHE CHEATED OKAY?
SO WHAT CHUDDIE?
PLAY HER SERVER OR YOU ARE TRANSPHOBIC
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 3:17:05 PM
No.535182450
>>535182748
>>535153957
the retards at blizzard are responsible for ascension's rise in popularity, microsoft isnt even closing pservers anymore because they see Pservers as fair game and blizzard a bunch of retarded chimpanzees thery will closeq soon and give the Warcraft IP to bethesda.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 3:17:48 PM
No.535182515
>>535182549
>>535182771
>>535182268
as long as people have to click the thing it'll be worthless
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 3:18:01 PM
No.535182532
uh oh pochie melty
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 3:18:17 PM
No.535182549
>>535182719
>>535186858
>>535182515
why? just click it
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 3:18:18 PM
No.535182550
>>535182091
I have an addon spamming my LFM every minute in all channel.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 3:18:22 PM
No.535182559
>>535182219
I DONT WANT TO BE BURRIED IN A TROON CEMETERY
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 3:19:39 PM
No.535182663
YOU ONLY NEED TO INSTAL MALWARE PATCHES TO PLAY ON HER SERVER, PLEASE UNDERSTAND
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 3:20:23 PM
No.535182719
>>535182549
you don't have to tell me
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 3:20:43 PM
No.535182748
>>535183070
>>535182450
the only worse possible future i could see than blizzard continuing their death spiral is to give it to bethesda lol
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 3:21:05 PM
No.535182771
>>535182515
I can only see this being a problem for melees.
Some idiot told them to stand in the fire and dps harder or something.
They really took it to heart
Warlocks are gonna huddle around that thing I image
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 3:21:53 PM
No.535182825
>>535182925
>>535192110
>>535160213
PVP in WoW is garbage and for once i agree with the NORF when he made that retrospective
I had more fun with DAOC and ESO Cyrodiil than WoW pvp in years
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 3:23:01 PM
No.535182925
>>535182825
you just did the thing the post you replied said, good job
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 3:23:10 PM
No.535182938
>>535183126
>>535183152
pochie day?
Where are ascension servers hosted anyway? I was enjoying my 8 ping on London Pochie...
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 3:24:41 PM
No.535183070
>>535182748
I rather have Warcraft under fucking Emil than 1 more second at irvine.
at least Emil would shove bikini armor Nelf sentinels everywhere all over Tamriel and admire the strong Nord and Dunmer cock
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 3:24:54 PM
No.535183087
>>535183021
Putin's Russia
Yes, they are compromised (as much as Shenna)
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 3:25:32 PM
No.535183138
>>535183021
someone said france, idk though
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 3:25:39 PM
No.535183152
>>535182938
not today, sister
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 3:26:06 PM
No.535183195
>>535183021
Google says somewhere in EU yet USA players say they only have 60ms
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 3:26:30 PM
No.535183223
>>535183343
>>535182308
she's one of the good ones thoughbeit
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 3:27:58 PM
No.535183343
>>535183223
just because you wanna fuck her doesnt make her one of the good ones albeithough
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 3:28:06 PM
No.535183354
>>535183504
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 3:29:00 PM
No.535183440
so they threw in the towel as well, huh? typical sleepoch project
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 3:29:32 PM
No.535183497
>>535183692
>>535183126
I want of this ride
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 3:29:35 PM
No.535183504
>>535183354
vibes: sanguine
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 3:30:25 PM
No.535183579
>>535183126
Oh shit bros we're so close now
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 3:30:49 PM
No.535183616
>>535177813
The same thing would happen if kezan dies and gurubashi has a good population
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 3:31:47 PM
No.535183692
>>535183497
it's only the beginning
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 3:31:59 PM
No.535183709
Jokes aside, are there any 4chins guild planned for Guru horde?
DESU
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 3:32:12 PM
No.535183732
>>535183860
>>535183685
why would you get rid of the OP, are you retarded?
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 3:32:23 PM
No.535183750
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 3:33:14 PM
No.535183823
>>535183685
waiting for a real bake
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 3:33:32 PM
No.535183860
>>535183732
obvious trollbake is obvious
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 3:36:25 PM
No.535184105
>>535184207
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 3:37:36 PM
No.535184207
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 3:39:57 PM
No.535184392
>>535183126
HE'S FEELING KICKS
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 4:08:00 PM
No.535186858
>>535182549
You're expecting too much from people. Even when I've managed to get people to click it, they spam-click and use up all the charges at once.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 5:05:42 PM
No.535192110
>>535182825
PVP is always fundamentally unbalanced and frustrating if you're not maximized for it, but the gameplay and physics of WOW are literally peak and have never been improved on by any MMO, which means the PVP can't help but be very good, you disgusting simpleton.
Anonymous
8/14/2025, 7:18:50 PM
No.535205853
>>535177942
Instead of that, you could chose to not a faggot and just level up additional characters. The 0.5x crowd is some of the biggest faggots imaginable. At least turtle used to give 200 store points as a reward, which is pretty huge. Otherwise, why the fuck would any non-NEET that values his own time level up once at 0.5x instead of just getting two 60s in the same amount of time?