Thread 535169591

Know the Rules Edition

>Patch 7.3 Patch Notes
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>Moonfire Faire Event (Aug 13 to Aug 26)
https://sqex.to/nhxFq

>Resources, Free Companies, Linkshells and Syncshells
https://rentry.org/xivgresources

>Meetups:
• August 15 to 16, 05:00 PM EDT | Dynamis, Golem, Lavender Beds, Ward 17, Plot 1 | Macross Delta FINALE WATCHATHON - EP 22 to 26
• August 15, 8:00 PM EDT | Leviathan, Primal, Lower Jeuno | San d'Oria: The Second Walk
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• August 19th, 6:30 PM EDT | Materia, Ravana, Empyreum W24 P21 | Male Meetup - Ford vs Ferrarri & Lamborghini

Last Time: >>535161194

Balmung, Aether

>>535169591 (OP)
no one unironically likes male characters

>>535169729
you're right
i unironically LOVE them

Good evening, Biggers~

>>535169727
If you've not been playing long enough to remember this then you shouldn't be here and I'm tired of acting like you should

Junip*r used me to astroturf herself and she would constantly check archives for her name.
She told me to make herself look good and try to dispel the Kanchell rumours.

>>535169729
They're fun to play as but get the worst thread schizos

>>535169776
Okay let's get you to bed grandpa

I love you Mei

AHEM!
*Taps mic, get's feedback, adjusts volumes*
I think lalaboys should only edate other lalaboys.
I also think femlalas should drown themselves in the nearest river and pray they're reborn as lalaboys so they too can know a lalaboy's love.

>>535169591 (OP)
How does everyone here seem to know each other?

>>535169939
My thread enemy

I should EB Otis next

>>535169674
im not a femra but im also from alpha in the light dc

>>535169963
most ebins have been posting here for more than 4 years at this point

>>535169939
WRONG
LALABOYS AND FEMLALAS BELONG TOGETHER!!!!

post breasts

>>535170015
If you took the plunge and came back as a lalaboy, maybe you can get a lalaboy EB that actually loves you.

Do you think moonies

>>535170126
{None left.}

>>535169939
they don't HAVE to do that, but i'll say my relationship's pretty nice.

anyone fell in love with a thread whore?

My eb and current gf (woman) has dated and eb'd other ebins in the past
I feel like throwing up anytime I think about it

>>535170125
Wrong. No. Bad. Go directly to the river. Lalaboys should love lalaboys only.

>>535170173
This. We need more of this. Whole and pure lalaboy on lalaboy love.

>>535170187
I’d start a family with her

>>535169963
Attending meetups and socialising at them. Retards will foam at the mouth and scream about non content meets and then wonder why they don't have anyone to do content with. You make friends at the meets and then do content with them later.
Me personally though? I just plap them later.

>>535170156
Sometimes moonies do like to

>>535170237
YOU CAN'T SILENCE THE TRUTH
LALABOYS AND FEMLALAS! BELONG! TOGETHER!

>>535169774
Come back to bed Albacunny, my cock is getting cold without you on it.

>>535170132
>if you go against everything you stand for you could-
Pass

>>535170101
more than half are way more recent than that

>>535170187
id let her kidnap and kill my meena

>>535170346
We know Jean

my femra pins you down with her monstrous WAR strength and forces you to drink the fantasia

Me femra

I got aids

>>535170409
into?

A party of AIDs survivors.

>>535170324
>anon looks at me, but albacore's name slips out of his mouth
Now I've lost it.

>>535170101
>>535170278
After if you are an EUlet?

>>535170179
I was a thread whore but had to stop because people kept falling in love with me for showing the slightest interest in them. Hard to be a bicycle when you're getting stalked 24/7

>>535170281
Mine tries her best

>>535170456
That’s what happens when you fuck Miera

>>535170457
my femra forgot

Realizing that being a Balmung native is like those videos of a white person walking around filming their surroundings and there being nothing but brown people (wanders and travelers) in the area

>>535170202
Used goods are never worth it

>using provoke in >4 man content that doesn't have a forced tank swap
I always wonder, what is it like living with a microdick?

>>535170125
femlala and femra mating rituals...

by any chance, does someone know what plugin would affect the "limit framerate when tabbed out" option?
no matter what I do, it keeps turning itself off randomly and I can't narrow it down to a plugin
inb4 it's from AMD's framelimiter

>>535170581
Provoke has a longer range

>>535170581
They made the dark knight gap closer really lame so now I pull with provoke

>>535170581
>It's wrong to use a longer range pull
>It's wrong to use part of the tank kit at all
>It's wrong to practice using your abilities

>>535170080
yeah but who...

>>535170325
Because that worked out so well for you thus far?

>>535170315
Lalaboys x Lalaboys is Venet's truth! Two cute boys kissing and hugging and doing *** and *** while I watch from the closest.

>>535170620
I've noticed it doesn't work on my end either, this patch might've broken it

>talk about how i should go to bed
>make an extremely specific pose that i will never use again
lovely
good night

ps, post highlander

>>535170542
This except you're a Thai native in Bangkok filming white sex tourists

>>535170202
My bunboy saw her titties and made her cum real good

So. I'm having a fresh start.
Is there a lewd scene on EU like ther eis on Balmung?

>>535170126
https://files.catbox.moe/33zz7x.jpg

>>535170778
no

>>535170736
>Two cute boys kissing and hugging and doing *** and *** while I watch from the closet
YOU'RE the reason why i've felt a draft the past few weeks!

>>535170778
Yea, Balmung

>>535170778
mostly in night club/stuff like this, not openly as Balmung is

>>535170734
do you want to know my race?

>>535170179
I'm a thread whore that people fell in love with so I fantad to escape it

>>535170778
stay in NA you degenerate freak

>>535170778
No, there's a reason most EU ERPers end up transferring to NA

>>535170741
"glad" it's not just me at least, that means it'll hopefully be fixed
I wonder if locking the ini file would save the setting...

>>535170496
Sex

>>535170736
>Because that worked out so well for you thus far?
Sure, just like this tower has worked for me, my savage prog has worked for me
Everything is worth failing to learn how to succeed

>watch from the closest.
Fujo
Hands
Reveal yourself

>Venet
>VENET

>>535170796
Coeurl here I come...
>>535170826
Kek
>>535170835
God I hate venues...
>>535170852
but my soft, faggy meena needs love...
>>535170881
figured as much

>>535170581
just provoke back if you care so much

>>535170816
Sorry. Sometimes I get too excited when I watch saoi yex.

>>535170935
bet you felt really cool falling all the way down after taking a moment to make this post you absolute dweeb

>>535170778
I remember 18+ clubs being advertised a lot on Light. From what I heard it's small cliques building on that and you have to talk your way into these groups. Nothing public afaik.

>>535170126
https://files.catbox.moe/s8mrnk.png

good morning

>>535171025
lower

>>535170935
Post your hands.

>>535171025
nice hrtitties sis..

I woke up

>>535171043
Good morning.

Phoenix, light

>>535170946
>love
Being a degen on Balmung and experiencing love are two very different things. True love is all about stuff like wholesome, cute romance, going on dates and blushing while holding hands...

My eb is an easy whore with no standards I might kill myself since this is the best I can do

>>535171052
You don't want that...

>>535171084
Thank you <3

>>535170946
>my soft, faggy meena
P-pppooossst... B-bnuyy... Boy... Pleeeeease...

>>535171164
I want it dearly

>>535170838
yes

>>535170935
hey, nice butt!

>>535171164
Show us faggot

>>535171123
This femraen routinely ends up in instant_loss scenarios.

>>535170705
You didn't earn MT aggro, you just pressed your gay little sissy button so you could pretend you're the MT and when I take back aggro cause I'm better than you, you'll press it again
>>535170949
I don't leak unlike the faggots bottom OTs I get in randoms

so close ... to being done crafting. . .

My sunnie+ is like this

>>535171128
My future ex-wife is there.

>>535171189
it's elezen

>>535171186
>>535171214
Alrighty... I warned you

https://files.catbox.moe/hgty5g.png
https://files.catbox.moe/2t9k7p.png

>>535171307
mysterious elezen....

>>535171234
stop complaining and get back to work!

>>535170693
If you ever pulled with your gap closer you might be retarded

>>535171081
Pasty
White
Nailed chewed down past the tips because I've got ADHD oral fixation

>>535171231
>You didn't earn MT Aggro
Womp Womp, pressing Provoke is no different to pressing any other GCD in your rotation, therefore earning MT aggro
You didn't earn MT aggro if I shirk to you either by your logic.

>>535171357
>broken links
its over

>>535170568
People who use terms like used goods are never worth it

>>535171231
Wasn't your original post about 4man content? There's no other tank. Provoke is just another aggro generating ability, like Shield Lob/Tomahawk/Lightning Shot.

>>535171357
Are you a ghost.

>>535171372
o k . . .

>>535170568
What if I am also used goods?

>>535171123
this femra is nice and i won't sex pest her, i am reformed

>>535171419
The word cope gets thrown around a lot, but this right here is cope

>>535171389
Literally doesn't matter idiot, I do what I think is more fun so fuck off

>>535171419
I prefer "slut"

>>535171419
uh oh roastie meltie

>>535171461
we'll get through this together, sis...

>>535171401
>oral fixation
I got something for you to orally fixate on.

>>535170581
>>535170625
>>535170693
>>535170705
>>535170949
I think everybody misunderstood. He was saying "more than 4-man content", thus implying there's probably other tanks around to compete with. He isn't saying that using provoke is bad. He is kinda acting like a bitch tho

>>535171419
So loooose.

>>535171586
>kinda
Dude, he totes acting like a bitch

>>535171641
Why are you typing like a snowbunny?

My girly femboy meena? Just got done plapping a male Highlander's firm, muscular butt.

My moonie is like this

>>535170542
Balmung itself is a tourist to the Crystal DC >>535169727

>>535171586
No I understood it
He's typing like a paladin who can't win aggro back in a trial pre-90

>>535171562
I'd...probably try it

>>535171586
you didnt read my post correctly
bit ironic

my moonie enjoys eating roast beef with popoto salad

>>535171641
>>535171721
I was trying to be polite...

>>535171729
I mean, any other way, you just sound like a total ape.

Today we cc
>>535170126
>>535171279
wiiiide

>>535171123
rape

>>535171818
Holy FUAAAAARK

>>535171815
Oh no it's a meltdown

if I turned up to the boat with my trial f+, would people erp with me

>>535171402
Aw crap, I had trouble with catbox earlier, might be that.

>>535171437
50%

>>535171818
my legs started kneeling on their own.... my goddess

>>535171752
how would an adult lalafella go about learning to like popoto salad
I haven't once liked potato salad or pasta salad in my life. I shamefully toss out any I get from relatives on holidays.

FFXIV has some pretty good foods and I can't wait to see what Eorzean Australia has to offer

>>535171419
Yeah....kill yourself whore

>>535171871
Sorry but typing in all lowercase gives me the ick, so probably not.

>>535171663
What's your cup size.

>>535171721
It's unique. I've had one before and once you get past all the hard candy you get a chewable. The place I bought it from also has spiders, centipedes, grasshoppers and mosquitos. All inside lollipops. I wanna try the centipede one next.

>>535171818
Hello my wide

>>535171868
I can see that.

>>535171926
there's a capital "I"

>>535171964
Chewy isn't what I expected to see a scorpion to be described as, but I guess it probably has more meat than a spider

>>535171419
you triggered the incels with this one sis

>>535170568
you triggered the roasties with this one sis

>>535170187
FEENA X MEENA IS THE PUREST FORM OF LOVE

>>535171419
Incels from here don't understand it's brand new and fresh after you wash it.

>>535171419
This but streamer lingo

>>535172120
Thought you had a big dumpy ass from the thumbnail

>>535171716
sunnie nyot for collar...

>>535170346
>>535172212
She's into highlanders that look like gerolt

>>535172120
I mean, it's also been saturated in sugar water and artificial flavorings. Hard candy takes a while to set and during that time all the sugar is seeping in.

My male character is like this.
And it's his birthday month. :3

>>535172241
>brand new and fresh after you wash it
It's all stretched out though?

>>535172248
>PD is trying to sneak up on lalaboys but she's dummy thicc and the clap of her ass cheeks keeps alerting them to her presence

>>535172329
like a comfy old sweater

>>535172248
Funny

>>535172329
She was with black guys? Ain't no way a white guy is stretching anything

>>535172248
Sorry to dissappoint
These are my two biggest fans

>>535172282
TRUE
It occurs to me I've never thought about how hard candy actually gets made

>>535172329
>"I need tight pussy"
Grow up

>>535172271
>She's into (muscular) ugly bastards
It is over...

>>535172246
I had somebody say "monkas" while flirting with me the other day and stopped responding

>>535172460
what the heckies...

i say monkas while flirting

whenever I hear an opinion from a woman I nod along and pretend they said something of value

>>535172460
my bad

She really didn't like that one.

Post pics from the top of the boat tower

>>535172248
Here is what you were looking for.
https://files.catbox.moe/kztq39.mp4

>>535172296
hope the gifts are plentiful then?

Me femra is drunk AGAIN! Can you believe it? LMAO... Like, 7 PM and drunk AGAIN... Like, for real? Bruuuh

>>535172460
chat is this real?

cant wait for work to be done for the day so i can play battlefield with my thread crush

>>535172583
They are. He received moogle mail a few hours ago with some cute mounts inside from his femlala gf. And a little later, after reminding his femra gf (she always forgets), she quickly gave him expensive furniture that he can sell later.

I just hate thinking she loved someone else
She wanted to be intimate with someone else
She had inside jokes with someone else
She thought she had a future with someone else
...and now she's with me
It's just not the same

>>535172412
I know about it only because when I was a kid my folks took me to a place that makes rock candy and I got to make my own. It's where I learned about super saturation: If you boil water, it'll absorb more sugar than room temperature water. Then you let it cool and all the sugar wants to go somewhere else. So you dip in a bit of string in and the sugar sticks to it and crystalizes. Thus, rock candy is made.

what about this "armor" screams "tank"

>>535172715
unironically skill issue

>>535172617
>7pm
Filipino?

I SAID!!!

POST PICS FROM ON TOP OF THE BOAT TOWER!!!

>>535172767
biruzirukaa

>>535172715
They might have been hotter than you. Funnier than you. She might even still think about them. There's really no telling.
She might even go back to them if the opportunity arises. There's every chance you're just a rebound partner.

Catgirls are for femra

>>535172460
I gotta try that as a deterrent some day

>>535172753
...I wonder if I could make some tomorrow..

>>535172767
Is that a piece that says Disciple of War rather than being class locked?

>>535172460
I lose all respect for anyone that uses xD

>>535172861
full pic?

>>535171907
maybe try making some yourself, sometimes relatives just make bad food

>>535172885
nope, it says tanks i think

>>535172861
Where catgirl for me femra then? And link to full.

>>535172858
We've been together for over 6 years and are marrying in a handful of months
I'm never getting over it

>>535172861
catgirls are for catgirls, actually

>I'm a smol widdle sub uwu
Expectation: they want to be hugged and cuddled
Reality: they are into some of the sickest shit known to man

>>535172852
this is the most fun i've had with the summer event in YEARS. maybe ever!

>>535172849
7 AM, my bad
lmaaaao, bruh bruh

>>535172928
Huh so it does
Yeah I don't know, they were kind of all over the place in low level tank gear, a lot of plate but then suddenly cloth or leather

>>535172974
Fucking those breasts and then the sunnie

>>535172861
catgirls were made for lalaboys

>>535172953
yeah and we like them like that

>>535172852
rerun episode

>>535172861
<3

>>535171227
Instant loss is such a great fucking gimmick. Taking Ls like champ is a great quality to have.

>>535171467
It doesn't bother me any. It's no skin off my back to bullshit with randoms in thread. Take for instance:

>>535171846
Looks like my rape whistle worked.

>>535172992
i believe there's a holy rainbow shirt for every one of the gear types, HW was a weird time

>>535173080
/pet /pet

My Femboonie is...

Going to work

>>535172852
I don't have any, I haven't bothered trying to climb at all

It's midday, so of course my faggy lil Meena ass is going to bed. Goodnight!

>>535173164
have a good time at work femboonie

>>535172852
I had to get dressed for this.

My femra got special vegan burgers and sausages at the company barbecue at work today and i am happy
>>535172861
So true bestie

>>535173280
>>535172852
Heck forgot to tag this

>>535172885
You probably could. It's not very complex. All you need is water, sugar, time and maybe flavorings. Maybe look up some recipes online? If I'm remembering correctly, the rock candy I made when I was a kid had blueberry flavoring. Or maybe it was raspberry? I know it was a berry flavor that wasn't strawberry. Also, call our parents. Tell them you love them.

>>535173051
I'm not fucking someone that is pretending to be a small child

>>535173280
My femra is happy to hear that this femra is happy

*screams internally*

>>535173464
at least it's not 99

>>535173218
>>535173271
>>535173280
Are there any hotties up there that I should know about?

>>535173280
are you the type of girlfriend to send 1000 messages a day

>>535173386
Oh I don't have any flavourings that's...probably worth going out to grab
I DO need groceries so maybe I grab some extra stuff
>Call our parents
I giggled
Way ahead of you

>>535171401
>I shirk to you
I don't even have that gay shit on my hotbar
>>535171434
>
>
>
The ALLIGATOR eats the LARGER number

>>535173492
I want to see horsecock autopaizuri from this one

>>535173598
lol Honest typo. Still, tell my mom I said I miss her every day.

What job do I play in cc to be able to effectively solo kill people without lb? I am tired of running after someone and watching them grab every pot on the ground.

>>535173417
My femra is happy to hear that this femra is happy to hear that my femra is happy
>>535173570
Yeah me
>>535173586
1000 or 0 no in-between
>>535173653
Mofu got them frosted tips on the tail

>>535173653
You will pay for this in ways only god will know >:(

>>535171461
Rori feet, what a treat!

Say something nice about me and my bestie

>>535173251
I shan't lol, but thanks :3

I wish I were taking the day to game.

>>535173271
wow tanned hottie alert on the right

>>535172852
It's a good place for a little spin.

I'm physically unable to do the jumping puzzle. Y'all enjoy the top while I'm at the bottom.

>>535173786
plap
plap x2

>>535173786
I have nothing nice to say about either of you.

>>535173843
You've always been a bottom, after all

>>535173786
I realized that you two are the femlalas I had seen in some pictures. I like this look a lot more for both of you.

>>535173925
XDDD

>>535173786
soft...

>>535173843
is there a TBSE port of that top? my meena would like to feel pretty wearing it

>>535173843
Just get to the platform halfway and self-destruct and get rezzed

Me fiera going home from work

>>535173843
BLU Mage yourself here with Self Destruct and get someone to rez you up to the top. If they can't see you then party them so you render in.

>>535173727
My femra is confused...

Mo Fu looks like a 12 year old boy honestly.

>>535174043
That's why I want to fuck him

>>535173634
No, you rat fuck, the OT shirks because your stupid ass can't keep aggro
Learn your ROLE you whiny bitch

>>535173712
She knows, anon, she knows

>>535174004
Killing Mo Fu

>>535173843
Fix the catbox links fag

>>535174103
THERE I AM GARY

>>535173843
can my femra top you too?

>>535174065
You're not supposed to say this out loud

>>535173786
what body does the left use?

>>535174103
this is why otis left you btw

>>535173997
Would she be interested in a quick plap with a pale fiddie with black hair and big milkers?

>>535174103
Omg there I am...

Meeting up with people here used to be easy, what happened?

this heat is killing me

>>535174103
You calling anyone a whiny bitch is funny

>>535174103
Thanks anon. You're good people. I hope you know that. Don't let anyone dull your sparkle.

your favourite thread GAM likes to be referred to as 'she'

>>535174043
Weird line of thought but whatever you want.
>>535174103
You cannot kill which you cannot reach.

How do you make friends to do content with on EU?

>>535174207
meet up with me at the top of the tower

>>535174207
it still is, stop being a bitch

>>535174236
I met a bunch of content running anons through this thread, but there is also the cwls I can invite you to on Light that has a bunch of anons in it

>>535174207
The amount of schizo stalkers on the thread increased tenfold since late endwalker/early DT.

>>535173925
Damn... I got rekt with that one, big true

>>535173978
I have no idea, anon, picrel is the mod though..

>>535173980
>>535174004
that would be cheating THOUGH...

>>535174114
https://files.catbox.moe/hgty5g.png

Hopefully that works...

>>535174154
Me femra is a brat and would challenge you tho

>>535174236
I'll run content with you bwo

>>535174226
Anyone who has a female character I call she

>>535174234
Why is your body so small compared to the size of your head? That just makes you look like a kid.

>>535174207
The people here now are twitterfags who take their thread reputation extremely seriously, so you get this >>535174308

>>535174236
EUfags shouldn't play FFXIV

>>535174207
Ebins think they are more important than they really are.

>>535174234
You look like you only fuck roes and hroths

>>535174207
meetups get too cliquey

>>535174359
catgirl body

>>535174234
I can kill you though, you're within arms reach of me

>>535174321
my femra is strong and she'll overcome the challenge!

>>535174359
Works on my machine.
>>535174413
I don't think I've ever fucked a roe before?

>>535174234
Mmhmm

>>535174178
Womp womp

>>535174223
I'm an opinionated bitch tonight
but yes, there's a certain irony to it

>>535174225
You too anon, you too

>>535174483
Default catgirl proportions do not look like that.

>>535174170
im not sure but im gonna assume bibo
>>535173954
soft and squish...
>>535173946
thanks anon but you we will always be femlalas~
>>535173913
come on anon~ try your best for us~
>>535173874
counter plap
counter plapx2

>>535174182
Sure server?

Biofems of /xivg/, have you voted in the most historically important poals we've ever had yet?

https://poal.me/l54raj
https://poal.me/l54raj
https://poal.me/l54raj

https://poal.me/yj1u7v
https://poal.me/yj1u7v
https://poal.me/yj1u7v

>>535174514
why is he in the shower
why is he wearing glasses and holding a sign in the shower
this doesn't make any sense

>>535174538
ok show me the plap implement

>>535174515
Hey that's me! cute

>>535174594
'Mung.

>>535174378
>.t the guy that is going to gangstalk you and catalogue every single one of your interactions with thread people

>>535174621
>important poal
>look inside
>not important

>>535173714
You don't

>>535174538
Seishun, nooo. Not like this. Why are you hoing me? I should have been the one to fill your dark soul with LIGHT!

>>535174664
>>535174384

>>535174538
you'll hate me for this
but I like Seishun's bunny but not your cat

>>535174492
I beg to differ..
>>535174525
To be fair, I thought you were still climbing!

Everyone knows that one nigga who has all maxed out jobs but no summoner stone

>>535174659
Kay meet you wolves den 30 or so minutes

Important poal!

https://poal.me/gea07m
https://poal.me/gea07m
https://poal.me/gea07m
https://poal.me/gea07m

>>535174664
It's funny I remember some anon saying they'd screencap one of my posts saying I'd never erp or lewd with my moonie. I wonder if he still has that screencap

>>535174759
>I beg to differ..
You literally moved and stood right next to me and posted a picture with me

>>535174768
I said "holy moly" out loud to this

>>535174720
Same. Mei's tits seemed like an unstoppable force that got stuck by the immovable object called a bra.

I want to remove mo fu's blindfold

i've done various missions on this list 6 times now, but it still says 2/3
i feel like i'm misunderstanding something

I want to remove Mo Fu's skin.

>>535174768
>fatfag mierdajeets are multiplying

>>535174621
you've been really desperate to force this lately
it's not going to happen

can i make a fatcat-coded sunnie...?

>>535174843
I want to cum under Mo Fu's blindfold and my stinky semen hardens and crusts and it gets stuck to his face and he can never remove it again

I want to remove mo fu's brain.

>>535174698
You don't need to be an ebin to get gangstalked here, one mental asylum escapee to build an obsession with you. A lot of people that post anonymously and try to meet others get gangstalked.

>>535174768
OH MEIN GYATT I VILL DAYMNMM

>>535174923
>

>>535174905
like a calico?

>>535174651
Of course Lumy's on the lookout

>>535174698
Nta but when some people post and there’s fuckers who rush to pull out a four year old chat log or some shit I can kinda see the cause and effect here.
Like I know you’re just being a lil spaz for attention but this isn’t complicated

I love my days off! Now to Gpose and relax all day.

>>535174967
yes...

>>535174651
Quintessentially British
We (British people) like this
This is what we like

>>535174924
>>535175005
You think you're more important than you really are

>>535174987
what does lumy do

>>535174785
RIP, my 'Mung alt doesn't have Wolves Den unlocked yet... Can we try the GS instead?

Do you think viera women demand that viera men cover up their slut bodies so other cultures won't covet them

>>535174720
anon...thats wacist!!!!
>>535174691
sorry chud-san, sei-chan belongs to me
>>535174635
im sorry anon I dont know how too.....

>>535174768
Is this achievable natty?

>>535174859
nvm i figured it out. each of those 3 is a different item (obviously), but the list scrambles itself each time, and it wants you to do all 3 of them, not just any 3. i was just going down the list from top to bottom to do 3 quests, and by sheer bad luck ended up missing the third one when i reached the bottom of the list, and did repeat quests a couple more times before i realized what was happening
i hate this game

>>535174673
Welcome to-- I say, welcome to marketing... That's a gimmick, son! Gets people to take a peek inside instead of scrollin' on by! Boy's a bit dense-- thick in the noggin, this one. But I say-- I say lookit here boy, we'll get your head screwed on right yet, just sit yourself down son and pay attention for a while!

>>535175045
Buzzword answer, say that next time when you post another "cockwatch" list of people none cares about.

>stopped interacting with most anons from the thread
>have no gang stalkers or drama associated with me
It’s that easy anons.

>>535174651
My femra would like to do a cute gpose with this femra one day

>>535175095
Sounds good see you when I log in by the TT tables

>>535174843
>>535174870
>>535174917
>>535174923
You can just ask..

>>535175114
>sei-chan belongs to me
Just for that I'm going to cum in your eye

>>535175114
ok, figure out how or your counter-plaps fall flat

>>535174987
That was last night in fairness (I don't know what you mean by this)
>>535175028
We love England. England number 1 wooo
>>535175248
Can you not creep shot my WIFES ass

>>535175114
I want Sei to make more golems because so far both of her forms are pure sex

>>535175248
That's MY ASS what the FUCK

>>535175246
my lalaboy is naked

>>535170126
My sunnie is pretty stacked

>>535175183
you can interact, just don't avatarfag and they die off

>>535175302
>Can you not creep shot my WIFES ass
You wish is my command.
>>535175339
Too slow..

>>535175246
Post him

You're having a good time at the fun boat right?

I used the fantasia to swap to a veena and after that I have had a few rava and hellsguard randomly stop stare at me from under 1m away. Also a random dunesfolk sent me a tell shouting about matching cat minions.

>>535175381
Someone has been fucking zipbombing the tower for some reason, I've crashed multiple times and other people I know have been Dalamud crashed too

>>535175349
Hey, know what would be real funny? If you meet another lalaboy and starting doing *** to his *** until he *** all over the bedsheets and let me watch it all.

>>535175183
i did this but i still have stalkers and skinwalkers

>>535175430
Can confirm I crashed a couple times with mare

>>535175406
how many triangles are you?

>>535175456
You have to stop posting for it to work

>>535175456
>>535175380

>>535175430
Nyeah it's fine, not really a big deal since it only takes a few seconds to get back in and it keeps you on the tower.

>>535175474
392k

>>535175114
how do i find a friend to do stuff like that with...

>>535175381
>You wish is my command
All me. That's what you deserve. My goblin wife will be safe from your tyranny

>>535175430
>>535175471
do you use idle pose mods?

It isn't possible.
Just surrender.
Come home to Limsa.

>>535175485
>>535175486
i didnt even come to this thread for like a year but they kept going

What should I do to get more cheevo points? I should try more things (I don't raid)

I can't do it

>>535175653
Hunt cheevos, ARR gathering/crafting cheevos, custom delivery cheevos, beast tribe cheevos, PvP cheevos

>>535175595
I use a grand total of one and I compress all my mods. I also very rarely crash with Mare, and never crash with Mare off.

The people telling you to stop avatarfagging are avatarfags who are mad they don't get as much attention as the avatarfags they schizo.

my neotunic is like this

>>535175406
I guess. It's fun so far.

>>535175723
Would be funny if a bloonie did this.

>>535175552
If you see someone you like in the thread/in-game: message them, most people are nice :3

>>535175735
turn the idle mod off and you won't crash
trust

>>535175114
Can you come to bench please?

>>535175757
i will try... sometimes people in the thread can be mean, but I know they aren't real!

>>535175776
do these count?

>>535175869
probably
it's a weird interaction between your idle mods and mare and other players/NPCs that cause the crash

>>535175339
nice behind bro...

God the music slaps every time

>>535175406
Yep, I like it so much here that I haven't left my home world at all

>>535175974
Proof of a Hero is one of the best video game themes ever made

>>535175776
I don't use an idle pose mod, or much of anything, and I still got zipbombed
It's not me/him, it's a bunch of 1gig modbeasts or someone maliciously using a mod that causes crashes

>>535175727
>Hunt cheevos
I wanna get the mounts but I always miss Dicksword notifs for spawns. Same reason I'm still missing the Mica outfit
>ARR gathering/crafting
Yeah I really need to knock these out for my btn retainer
>custom delivery
Doesn't really interest me if there's no rewards but sure
>beast tribe
I only complete these for the mounts...
>PVP
Guess I'll suck it up and play CC and play with the other GCs...

>hrothgar and vieras can wear hats
>calfskin cap goes up 1m gil
hmm....

>>535175406
I'm about to head to bed, but I did, even if I didn't manage to climb the tower
>>535176060
Yeah, the bare minimum thing anyone should do is run a char data analysis in mare settings so it compresses all their mods

>skim last few hours
>it's just shitposting character genders and meta comments about schizos and shitposters
guess the new content sucks huh

>>535176184
There's barely any new content, so yeah

>>535176184
this is what happens when i dont have a girlfriend

>>535176184
EU hours

>>535176184
It's a dungeon+trial+alliance raid, even a casual can get through all that in a day

>>535176184
New here? This is the standard regardless of what new content releases

>hear shittton of fireworks in ul'dah
>look up
>nothing
YOSHIIIII

>>535176065
Get Sonar for S ranks and set it up so it pings you when an S rank is seen. Try to get into a hunt CWLS for your DC if you’re not already in one. Custom deliveries have titles tied to them that take 25 weeks to do. Theres also old relics you can do, IS cheevos, hunt log cheevos

>>535175346
I didn't want this to be a Krile expansion because Krile sucks. She's had plenty of moments to shine and has never been interesting in any of them.

>>535170126
https://files.catbox.moe/63v4dp.jpg

>>535176184
I've been lurking here since late HW - early StB.
This shit is practically routine.

>>535176384
my sunnie is hungry for dogoonies...

>>535176336
Tell me you ever got your Ozma mount without saying you don't have the Ozma mount.

Tell me. For whom do you fight?

Hmph! How very glib. And do you believe in miqo'te? Miqo'tes unity is forged of falsehoods. Its catgirls are built on deceit. And its whoring is an instrument of deception.

It is naught but a cobweb of lies. To believe in miqo'te is to believe in nothing. For the miqo'te, the other races often simp to fight in their stead, though your comrades only rarely respond in kind. Which is strange, is it not?

Are the catboys otherwise engaged? I was given to understand they were your protectors. If you truly believe them your guardians, why do you not repeat the trick that served you so well at Limsa Lominsa, and call them to plap? They will answer, so long as you lavish them with butts and smother them on femroe tits. Your catgirls are no different than those of the fiera--perfidious, every one. Accept but this, and you will see how miqo'tes rakishness is draining the men dry.

Nor is this unknown to your masters. Which prompts the question: Why do they cling to these mods? What drives even men of learning, even the great Yoshi-P, to grovel at their feet? The answer? Your masters lack the strength to ban them! For the world of catgirls to mean anything, catgirls must own the world. To this end, she hath fought ever to raise herself through erp, to grow rich through sexual conquest. And when the dust of plapping settles, is it ever the vanilla who dictate the fate of the modded.

Knowing this, but a single path is open to the uncreative miqo'te, that of mods. A path which leads to enervation and death. Only a woman of creativity can rightly steer the course of civilization. And in this land of creeping perversion, that one truth will prove its salvation.

Come, champion of catgirls, face me! Your defeat shall serve as proof of my readiness to rule! It is only right that I should take your men. For none among you has the power to stop me!

>>535176384
The right dogoonie is so cute

>cant send messages to people OR respond to tells as a trial
Why..........

>>535175963
I... thanks, anon...

>>535176517
RMT bots

>>535176517
So RMT bots can't just make free accounts and profit.

>>535176517
Because bots would spam people with RMT ads you dumb fuck

do u guys actually like it when I call you my wife or do u reply back out of pity...

>>535176460
I have three. It does not turn her into a good character.

>>535176384
do you like sunnies

my fmzn has logged in and will now take up a slot in balmung

>>535175406
The drinks weren't cold enough, the jump puzzle was too crowded, the canon was too strong and the slide was too short.

>>535176517
poorfags don't deserve to talk to people

>>535176556
>>535176557
>>535176581
Okay but not being able to respond to tells either? Too far......

>>535176384
finally some good characters instead of the pornblobs we've been getting lately

>>535176601
More like two slots cause of the +

>>535176582
It worries me. I'm nervous that someone out there likes me in a way that I'm not capable of reciprocating.

>>535170126
i prefer spicy wings.

>>535176582
I think you’re weird and I forget your post exists

I have a question. Do you generally only lewd with people around your level of modbeasting? Like if you're modded as hell, do you lose interest in more vanilla characters and proportions?

>>535176613
kumo please pose a more bimbo version of that outfit
it's perfect for it

>>535176257
Yeah but a non-casual needs to get it done on their alts too.

>>535176517
Bots.

>>535176384
Cute dogs
HOWEVER

>>535175267
please be nice to me wtf....
>>535175282
sorry anon im too dumb to figure that out >///<
>>535175324
sei is a busy girl...be happy you have them both...
>>535175795
why....

>>535176704
I do it with anyone on any level personally. The variety is fun.

>>535174621
I am not voting in this.
You guys need to lower your soda intake you keep requesting this

>>535176704
the last person I erped with didn't use mare

>>535172767
sproot

>>535176596
>suffers from extreme survivor's guilt because she and she alone survived what happened to the Isle of Val
>covers it up by bullying Alphinaud
>Is also one of the cuter femlala NPCs that isn't royalty
>gets upstaged by a transbian
Krile deserved better.

Every time I go to a major city I see RMT ads in the chat

>>535176768
ok easy plap x5 and win

>>535176704
If your download is higher than 20mb im not doing anything with you

I don't like you anymore
I find you ugly
Annoying
Stupid
Overbearing
You've lost all the charm you once had
I hope you read this and realized it's aimed at you
The only reason I haven't left you is cause being alone would be a considerable change. Not worse, just different.

AGH

>>535176704
Most of my lewding (erp) has been fully without mods. Erpers generally speaking are fine with that, the mods aren't the main draw of it.

Seeing the lalaposters makes me ashamed of having a lala character. They and malera posters are the worst posters in the thread. I hate them.

>>535176884
Is it meeee? :3

>>535176894
you clear, ez. tan parse inc.

>>535176582
I love it, it shows respect and politeness. “Rape” is soulless, “I want to plap your x” is pathetic because 1) I didn’t ask 2) we both know you’re too scared to just ask me to meet up and get to know me so that I can let you plap properly and treat you like a human

>>535176894
imagine showing this to someone in ARR

>>535176613
May i see them?

>>535176918
this is how I feel as a femra whenever a femra's modded balloon tits are posted here

>>535176952
Nah I can't remember the normal mechs

>>535176620
The free trial is already pretty kind. Don't be poor.

when the FUCK did hrothgars get access to fros

>>535176705
>more bimbo
Explain please.

>>535176991
Its too early for bare booba.

>>535177091
frotgar

>>535176620
greedy gweilo

>>535177097
Are you collapsing.

>>535176884
My bad
>>535176582
I love each and every wife poster of mine and I have printed out each "wife" post and stuck them on my wall

>>535176884
SK ah post

>>535177097
you used to pose with lip scaling and bigger booba sometimes
unless I'm not used to your normal scaling and this already is

>>535177176
if I was infront of these two i would stutter my words

>>535176979
>Warrior is still meta? Zzzzzzzzz

>>535177097
IT'S NEVER TOO EARLY FOR BARE BOOBA

>>535177176
my wife otl

>>535176704
I just have these rules
>don't use sculpts
>don't cover your whole body with ink
>don't abuse c+ too much (either heightbeasting or silly proportions)
most normalfag modbeasts fail at least 1 of these, could go into detail for some race specific rules for me but that would make the post too long

>>535176601
cockslap me with that tree trunk and snap my neck

>>535177289
First time I'd paralyze someone that way.

>>535172974
/pet

>>535176613

It was a nice addition to the boat, though, it feels more fun to do than the Army exercise design jumping puzzle of the previous years. Hopefully, Gegeruju will take note of the feedback and improve it for future years!

>>535176768
Not too busy to drain every last drop out of me

im gonna buy dawntrail (on sale now btw)

Anybody wanna help make this random's morning...? It's any chest.

>>535176601
lmao

>>535177398
>117
noob
bet this lil nigga hasn't even completed the SoE EE

>>535177231
Don't worry, i do the same in front of pretty f3mra. Here have a shitter screenshot just to make you stutter more
>>535177254
But that's my wife otl as well!

>>535177398
>the worst cod ever made

These voices telling me let it go (let it all go)
I try and try but I can't say no (try and say no)
This endless nightmare has just begun (nowhere to run)
My heart is dragging me down into oblivion

>>535177398
a cods zombie enjoyer.... wife material

maleoid modder
>heheh give her a bigger ass and titties
femoid modder
>heheh give him a bigger ass and childbearing hips

>>535177430
>anybody want to carry a shitter to a clear so they can shit up reclear parties
nah

>>535177507
>literally, unequivocally, universally agreed to be the best cod zombies experience
>I MUST be a contrarian

>>535177453
>>535177507
I'm gonna get mad

>>535177430
>goodhead
hehe you suck penis

>>535176449
We're both fond of sunnies..
>>535176490
Ya she's so adorbs
>>535176597
See above
>>535176640
<3
>>535176751
Image ruined

>>535172767
It makes me want to punch you in your crap lousy face.

>>535177575
I hated Jetpack cods what are you talking being a contrarian. Most people did in this era of CoD, that’s why they don’t make jetpack cods anymore. Learn your history zoom zoom

>>535177162
Just morning stretches!

>>535177209
Oh well i do have a small lip scaling, but its not a "default" thing. And the boobs are as big as usual, the top just reigns things in a little.

>>535177248
Ok fine but now you have to go to the church in Ishgard and pray for 30 minutes.

>>535177392
Im actually somebody that doesn't do many of the jump puzzles in this game, but everybody seems to think the new one is way too easy. Just letting all the common riffraff to the top.

>>535177645
Back to work

>>535177645
...do you like thicc sunnies

>>535177812
Thancrat

Elezen ladies that have dark hair?

>>535177097
sis may I ask for the swimsuit mod

>>535177659
>Most people did in this era of CoD
the vast majority loved BO3, you retarded tourist.

>>535177849
i have red hair...

>>535177721
Ok thank you Kumo, I love your more bimbo look when you lean into it

Gym done,
Beer in hand,
Yep.. time to flirt with GAMs on /xivg/

>>535177920
Every hour?

>>535177920
NOOOOOOOOOOO YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO REPLY TO POSTS ON 4CHAN!!!

>>535177920
I'll tell them to reply individually to every post so they can stretch it across the thread even more, is that better?

>>535177871
No they didn’t dumbass, the general consensus at that time was that jetpack cods are bad. BO3 is only heralded as a good game because of Zombies and the modding support it has on PC. They made Infinite Warfare right after this which was also hated and was the end of Jetpack CoDs. Go learn your fucking history before talking to someone that was there and experienced it.

>>535177920
>frogposting hour

>>535178025
check literally ANY of the bo3 trailers and none of them have a dislike ratio above 6%
you retarded underaged who wasn't there and pretends to have been.
not replying anymore to a larping tard like you.

My hrothgal is KNORBING out

>>535177920
I am replying to you with mass

>>535177905
Don't drink alcohol, anon, it's bad for you...

>>535178161
what if I... gave you a massage ingame

>>535170126
Hope everyone has a wonderful day today~

https://litter.catbox.moe/rfc18c6osakc5ote.png

>>535178141
not true, she's LYING. she's been lying THIS ENTIRE TIME

>>535178101
You can’t check dislikes anymore since YT removed them, that browser plugin to show dislikes is unreliable information. I’m 31 years old and was there. You’re just zoomer who only picked up BO3 because of a zombies content creator you watched it’s ok

>>535178146
How do I make a post with 18.9 milliion (You)s?

>>535178240
bigger

>>535169963
I have to confess, sometimes people say hi to me be it at meetups or if we end up sharing a discord and they discover I'm there or something and like 80% of the time I have no idea who I'm talking to..

>>535178206
>tanlines
FUAAAAARKKKKKKK

>>535178161
bigger

>>535178240
My day will have a better start getting drained by you

>>535178258
I would NEVER lie about knorbing out, I simply do it in private...

>>535178346
I knew you don't care about me...

>>535177849
This better be important

i forgot to shave this morning im rather scruffy

which one of you made this

my femezen
dropped her phone during the jump puzzle and can't find it now

>>535178607
I think you already know who

>>535174207
you only meet cool people by doing roulettes now

>>535178440
Vro..

>>535178607
no fucking way

>>535178519
>ywn be forced at swordpoint to eat this inquisitor femezen out for being a minority

>>535174207
People got tired of entertaining socially inept retards im assuming

>>535178346
I KNOW you've done that with my NA alt in the past but it's ok because I love you anyway queen. We will play PAC soon I promise

>>535178346
It's just being nice. I say hi to you, but I don't want to really talk to you or most people there, that's why it was so awkward when you kept talking...

>>535178878
I'm trying to groom convince enough people to play it so we could do funny custom lobbies and not play with randoms.. that's right anon reading this right now (You) should try Pokémon Auto Chess today right now.

The air is full of flying fireweed seeds my moonie loves it

>>535178519
Your filenames remain a mystery to me.

>>535178346
https://x.com/taputapuseal/status/1955619490009641446

>asked for a QRD on SK twice last thread
>not a single reply

>>535177480
Alright, since you want to wifepost so bad... <3

Good morning xivg, read any good books lately?

>>535179095
someone's son... made this... hot

>>535178670
You care about me so little that you've never even tried to groom me into the pokemon game... >>535179003

>>535179095
>The glub is taken
It's so over...

>>535178919
My bad.. I'm a bit of a yapper and I'm sorry if I made you feel awkward or uncomfortable. I'm an unironic autist and it's hard for me to tell if I'm doing that so PLEASE.. I beg.. just tell me directly I won't take it harshly.. I just need to be told or I kinda won't know and will talk quite a lot :c Like.. I don't even feel I've had any awkward interactions recently.. I thought things were all cool..
>>535179052
Uwa.. very cute! Thanka for sharing thjs with me bwo :3

>>535179116
I've been rereading blood meridian at work.

>>535178519
My fiddie leaving pink lipstick marks all over this elezens ears!

>>535178401
I'll drain you dry and take all your worries away~

>>535170126
https://litter.catbox.moe/mc1hronjwhk1fmlc.png

I wish the glam looked better and was more curvy on females!! Where is the butt!

Also damn, the slide is indeed short

90% of Avatarfags stop posting before they make it big and become the next big xivg celebrity
Give into your base instincts anon yearn for the attention you do desire

>>535179339
bigger

I appreciate the tail hole mention in the event quest

>>535179297
someones son made this post btw

>>535179339
You'll be bigger after several pregnancies.

>>535179339
Hrothmeat

>>535179435
*swings you around in a big circle by your tail*

>>535179346

Forgot pic, gomen!

>>535179354
>take a screenshot
>go to PS app
>download screenshot
>crop because of site's file limit
>post
I don't feel like it.

>>535179047
Its a really bad system: IVa-z, once that filled IVa(a-z), IVb(a-z), so on. So the next will be IVfa.
Its counting in base 26.
>>535178708
Like I'd let a minority touch me, let alone do... that.
>>535179257
If this is the fiddie I suspect them I'm popping your balloons the next time I see you, I swear.

I drank a can of coconut cream and feel very ill, my femlala is like thats for cooking not eating.

>>535179354
Nobody replies to my avatarfagging posts because I'm not in any discords

>>535179339
pose bigger nude like you said you would

>>535177849
what about them

>>535179435
What are the differences for each race?

>>535179354
Being “known” here is like the worst outcome possible why would anyone that’s not a loser desperate for social interaction want that?

>>535179501
https://youtu.be/ezLW_jlErac

I've been lazy with gposing and I feel like I've regressed a lot

>>535177721
uncropped please

>>535179553
Next time go for the sweetened condensed milk.

>>535179656
My wife

Alphinaud just called my duskwight a racial slur and none of the scions came to my defense, just looked away awkwardly.
I hate working here the pay fucking sucks!!!!

Today will be asian women.

Which (male) race do I play to acquire one of these big tiddy modbeast EBs

>>535179612
This sounds like plainly obvious cope. Which celebrity ebin is making you jealous sis? Is it Miki? Appal?

>>535179765
>(male)
LMAO

>>535179354
I go out of my way to make sure I avoid posting even my initials here or going to meet ups.
my ass does not want to be a thread celeb with all of the schizos that infest here.

The jump puzzle made my fingers cramp

>>535179248
People usually give hints or vibes... but if you're an unironic autist, that explains why you don't catch the vibes. Most guys won't tell be able to tell you things directly because it's awkward and rude. I know a few people who felt similar, but they still think you're nice, so it's ok!

>>535179787
I’m not jealous of anyone here anon but you won’t believe that and will just say im coping I don’t get the replies other people do. Being known on 4chan in xivg is not some good thing and shouldn’t be treated as such.

i am a sunnie
full of hroth seed

>>535179765
>(male)

>>535179873
nta but i've been struggling with how to tell the local autist at my local game store to stop talking so much during warhammer nights

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>>535179816
>>535179945
Yes, (male).

>>535179656
What do you think malera scales would taste like