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uh oh Hertaschizo melty keky!

Yeah not using the yuripag thread

march XISTERS I don't feel too good

>>535259728
>>535259809
Lol

>>535259809
Based

Phainon is bouncing so hard right now, and Mywife is suffocating me with his huge ass. Someone send help

is Anaxa Genius-level or Guild-level?

HSRkeks got too uppity

Aglaea loved Hysilens so much...

https://sr.yatta.moe/en/archive/book/585/whispers-from-the-deep

L-la-la-lava!
Ch-ch-ch-chicken!
Gui's Lava Chicken, yeah, it's tasty as hell
Ooh, Kafkacita, now you're ringing the bell
Crispy and juicy, now you're having a snack
Ooh, super spicy, it's a lava attack!

Hotaru Rabu

Alright time to admit it, how many banners of Amphoreus have you skipped? Be honest.

>>535271470
We love Wuwarail

Evernight and Cyrene leak killed my hype

stop fattening her up people

>>535271526
are you counting reruns or not, how does this even work? if i skipped the new unit and rolled the rerun, does that mean i skipped the banner or not?

Stelle would never betray
Stelle would never bait and switch
pick Stelle

lmao

>>535271526
I haven't rolled for a single amphoreus character yet, only unit i've rolled since 3.x came out is saber and a copy of sunday.

SISTER, BROTHER, WE’LL WORK IN THE HOLLOW
RELEASE THE HAMMER, BRACE THE TRIGGER
WE DON'T NEED A LEADER, ALL A WONDERFUL BUNDLE
WE ARE ALL TOGETHER, MUCH MORE STRONGER

>>535271526
I only rolled Mydei, Phainon, Anaxa and Hyacine

Blandrice is genuinely killing the game

>>535271526
I rolled E2S1 Mydei, E1S1 Phainon, E0S1 Hyacine and Castorice (only for the global passive)
Tried Tribbie in rerun but lost

>>535271526
I've only rolled for Castorice. Unfortunately even with all those savings I only have E2 Saber.

>>535259634 (OP)
why did they mean by this

So who do you guys hope to become the next AE residents? We know that Cyrene is forced on us because she's our memosprite, but do you think anyone else will leave Amphorous? I kind of hope Cerydra comes along simply to see the sights since besides her desire to conquer shit, she also seems to just desire freedom in general.

Say hi to 3.x best universal SEX support, Tribbie

>>535271696
Holy mad

>>535271526
All of them but Hysilens.

QUEENstorice WON
her game
Main heroine? Shaoji's pet? Genshin expy? All her slaves.

>>535271696
go back

>>535271526
I skipped Aglaea, Mydei, Anaxa, Cipher, Phainon, and Hysilens
So far it's been pretty good

>>535271835
We already know

>>535271696
Go back nigga and don't repost your own shit here

>>535271526
This year I pulled only for

Castorice
Hyacine
Phainon
Saber

>>535271835
No one desu
I do hope the Amphoreus cast gets to leave and travel whenever they want and meet new things but I don't think anyone is actually joining AE considering Sunday just did AND he hasn't do shit about it

>>535271526
Aglaea
Castorice
Hyacine
Anaxa
Cipher
Hyselin
Cerydra
March
Dan Heng

>>535271696
what did castrice do this time

>>535272041
>>535271978
seething lol

Kaiser, more like kusogaki

he's getting a bit toxic now. seething?

I like her
I like her animations
I like her kit

Soon enough people here will be seething for not being able to beat HER endgame, because they didn't pull for HER, in HER game. I'll laugh at every single one of you.

>>535271526
I skipped everyone but Castorice, Tribbie, and Hyacine. I vertically invested in Castorice E2, plus got the cones for casto and hyacine. I actually played this smart unlike the anti-remembrance whiners. For the immediate future, i plan ob E2s1ing march and grabbing cyrene. Then I'll be all set for the rest of amphoreus and until the big main DPS for 4.0 comes out

>>535271526
I only pulled Tribbie, Hyacine and Phainon

>>535269009
Hyacine and Cerydra
The former because she's a pink Barbara and she's the nicest girl around, and the latter because I loved her design since she was revealed and the story made me love her even more

>>535272159
>I like her kit
No you don't

>>535272065
THEY NEEDED HIM

>>535271526
herta, mydei, anaxa, phainon, fateslop

>>535271835
If they aren't bound to amorpheus anymore i'd like to see castorice going to other planets and playing with the belobog kids or interacting with huohuo.

I wanna see cerydra go to other worlds too but Idk how they'd write her being there without trying to take over the place and claim it as her empire.

Doubt any of them are joining the AE though

>>535272268
Her kit is fine if you're not a dooming shitposting moron

>>535272016
And this is what Juan and Serval said too and look where they are now

>>535271526
I have only rolled E1 Tribbie, lost 50/50 for Anaxa, and now E0S0 Hysilens
Will be skipping everyone else unless Cyrene leaks are wrong

>>535271835
I don't give enough of a fuck about any of them to want to see them come back, much less as a permanent resident of the AE.

>>535272341
Pathetic.

>>535272426
nah man we gotta have 2 characters per world join the astral express its a rule. we got sunday and black swan from penacony. now we need to kidnap 2 more

>>535271332
SkeMma720 is god tier.

>>535272268
>>535272341
90% crit DMG team buff.
50% raw DMG multiple buff.
20% Def Ignore buff.
20% damage vulnerably buff.
Can also do 3 million damage nukes.
She buffs better than most harmony units while doing more damage.

>>535272349
But they were done during side quests not main stories. And Phainon repeatedly shows interest about Trailblazing

Bros... I need a second team for Forgotten Hall. I don't have MoC unlocked because I'm TB 35 but I need a second team to get through the content.
Who do I build??
I'm also saving for Cerydra.

>>535272503
>SkeMma720
I keep reading it as smegma

>>535271835
cyrene's all i need from this shithole

My taste in men has been refined through Phaidei. I’m skipping 4.x entirely (except Scampo)

>he thinks any of these pixels are joinng AE
lol

>>535272545
kill yourself analfaggot

>>535272545
Sorry, I don't help people who play male characters.
Penis lovers are gay.

HYSILENS LOVES CAELUS

>>535271696
>Mature and awesome storytelling
>Teddy Bear enemies running around everywhere
>No poweecreep
see the attached image

drunk slut

>>535272532
>Can also do 3 million damage nukes.

*E2S1 + E1 Tribbie

>>535271332
>Greatest achievement is growing a bunch of big vegetables.
Mundanite level
>inb4 muh soul separation
Already done 1k years before him.

>>535272545
idk nigga it was 2 years ago use your brain

>>535272092
people are acting like children because the character they like works slightly better with a character they don't like. this post is apparently rage bait to them.

>>535272545
probably archer asta and gepard for now. the mats to level them is going to be a bit of a waste but its well worth it for now since you don't have a better option.
Shame you don't have a hanya for the last slot she's a really good sparkle replacement for Archer.

>>535272675
I'm not playing this stupid fucking game stop posting it.

Imagine trying to send your final message but your mobile provider is complete ass

>>535272665
Caelus' Stellaron Semen MOTIVATES every woman in the universe, even AI simulations

FUCK YEAH BROS!

>>535271835
Hysilens is our blade

>>535272665
Get treated for your mental disorders.

>>535272819
You aren't very smart, that image is shitting on wuwa

>>535272545
>I'm also saving for Cerydra
Incredibly based tastes

>>535272752
>Cyrene is just end of version TB replacement like Fugue

>>535271526
All the guys, Aglaea, Cipher and Saber
I lost the 50/50 trying to get Hysilens so I'm forced to skip her, otherwise I won't get my wife Cerydra and her cone
I'm skipping 3.6 as well

>>535272752
those people are weirdos, they should be happy its at least two waifus instead of needing a filthy greasy male like sunday or the pink fox

if castorice popular why less art than m*le?

>>535272874
I don't wanna see it at all.

How many times did Hysilens eat out Cerydra's hairless cunny?

>>535272931
Gouge your eyes out then troon

>>535259634 (OP)
Real previous >>535259587

>>535271835
No one. Worst cast in the game

>>535272926
Because that m*le isn't your average m*le, he's Kevin from HI3

>>535272746
I still don't get why Kremnoans would go to him for the soul thingy because they literally had been tampering with the soul for hundred of years already, it was even a plot point in 3.4
This retarded nigga already forgot what he wrote

>>535272846
E6S5?

Yet another extremely common Wiferice W and /hrtg/ L, it's a humiliation ritual at this point

>>535271526
the only banner i rolled on was the fate banner to get saber

>>535272752
The pink slut's eidolons will be gigabroken anyway since she has S+ tier sales and then she'll be BiS for everyone

>>535272975
0

>>535271526
Aglaea, Herta, Tribbie first run, Mydei, Castorice, Hyacine, Cipher, Phainon, Hysilens, Cyrene

>>535272919
Anon... It's reddit. Straight men are minority

>>535272752
isn't march 8th supposed to be team castrice too, is tribbie getting kicked?

I giggled a little when the priest asked what cerydra the right, and she replied
"Because............I came.

>>535272846
>just rolled Hysilens with my funds
>see this
>"what if I did it too?"
>roll my last 10
Thanks anon, E0S1 in 50 rolls

Can't wait to voice chat with my boyfriend

>>535273080
Being BiS for all 3.0 characters means nothing when they’ll be powercrept by 4.1 anyways

>>535273104
Tribbie goes back to Herta, yes.

>>535272273
We need more Herta/Screwllum/Welt/Sunday scenes and less Chrysos Heirs slop

u jelly, bro?

>"So then I told the dev team to raise all the toughness bars again! HAHA HA! Fucku fiufly rollas!"
Why do they do this? I understand shilling but murdering a whole archetype in broad daylight seems a bit excessive.

>>535272665
CUTE

>>535271332
guild level
he's just green dr ratio

Why is HSR releasing sidegrades for the supports we already have like Cerydra and March 9th and Cyrene?

>>535271526
herta-1 aglaea-1 tribbie-1 mydei castorice anaxa hyacine herta-2 phainon tribbie-2 saber archer hysilens

>>535272873
Meant to >>535273125

Lingsha

>>535273251
no creep until 4.x

>>535273224
They're trying to break people like me who rolled for E2 Firefly but we won't be broken. As long as superbreak team mathematically is capable of 3* MoC then I will continue.

>>535273162
They really missed the chance to do this with March's memo

>>535272746
He's a bunch of numbers that is literally capable of hacking the system.

Every Hysilens+TB scene was canonically written with Stelle in mind

>>535272642
>>535272615
you couldnt help even if you wanted to bwo.

Rice coin status?

>>535273378
>space troon

Bronya....SEXO!

>>535273251
>everyone cries about powercreep
>now that they're making characters sidegrades they're bitching about that instead

>>535272532
>She buffs better than most harmony units
... For exactly one character.

>>535273378
>Space tranny

>>535273378
yes youre brown we know

>>535272752
>phainon gets a personal support and sustain cocksleeve
>no complaints
>castorice gets a personal sustain and now support that also works with other units
>suddenly its the end of the world

>>535273378
pags really did not like this trvke

>>535272806
Not having Hanya sucks because I would've done the practically the same team set up as you said.

>>535273434
the asshurt is because HE still isn't powercrept for hypercarry

>>535272545
Just use Archer Pela Hanya and RMC I guess.
Your current roster won't be able to clear the rotating endgame contents anyway so just take it slow and easy

>>535273497
retard

>>535273098
rddtors aren't human

>>535273497
people complained about cerydra being kevin';s cocksleeve, lying ass tranny

what 8% DMG bonus gonna do?

>>535273429
I would cum before I even attempted to get past those

>>535271835
so you want a rehash of belobog?
didn't this patch show how weird of a decision it would be for any of these characters to leave amphoreus? also the fact that it literally can not function without them

>>535273378
>brown tranny

Hysilens is the most for (You) character in the game

>>535273497
>no complaints
retarded brown monkeyman

BASED

Man Herta's going to be shit forever unless they make an Erudition as good as a Harmony for her, but Harmony is literally the pet Path so it's literally never allowed to be bad.

>>535273378
What makes you say that? If you were to compare the same scene with Stelle and Caelus, how would you demonstrate that it is more suited for one than the other?

>>535273378
TRVKENVKE

>>535273149
damn, never pulled for reruns. could've saved tribbiebux for a character i actually liked

>>535273497
>phainon gets a personal support and sustain cocksleeve
>no complaints
Actually people make fun of Cerydra for being a brick and getting used by Anaxa
>castorice gets a personal sustain and now support that also works with other units
>suddenly its the end of the world
March is an important character that will stay with us long term unlike the throwaway Amphoreus heirs. Giving her a restrictive kit is bad.

Hysilens is so for you! There’s so much art of her with the trailblazer right?

>>535273378
c&c

What can I prefarm for March other than remembrance mats?

>>535273525
>troon from space

>>535273497
Phainon got:
>one literally who second half brick
>maybe Dan Heng, who you can use with literally anyone
Castorice got:
>Tailor made sustain
>March, the poster girl who doesnt work without units of a new path
>the most shilled character in the version, waifu of the writer who is guaranteed to be OP

>new Dan makes Sunday even more universal and futureproof
Uh oh how is hsrg taking this?

I love Honkai: Star Rail

>>535273156
Amazing how Amphoreus gets good whenever the Geniuses/Welt/Wormday are on screen, then the quality plummets again once we go back to the Chrysos Flops.

>>535271835
None of them. I hate all heir with the exception of Cipher. Worst cast of characters ever made

>>535273497
Retard. Cerydra doesn't matter this is fucking Elysia.

>>535273721
The new ice mats

never rolling wormers

>>535273664
>Harmony is literally the pet Path so it's literally never allowed to be bad.
meanwhile Cerydra

>>535273754
It’s like watching the twin towers fall in real time

>>535273497
I’ve seen memes with 20k likes on xitter making fun of Cerydra for being a Phainon bot

>>535273530
yup sadly, at least she's just an sr so you should get her eventually or if they do one of those sr selector events.
Cerydra would replace asta and terravox is probably going to be bis for archer team in the sustain slot or at least tied with gallaghar and there's a chance we'll get him for free.

>>535273569
>>535273582
>>535273626
>>535273701
>>535273748
Too easy, thanks for the (you)s retards

>>535273815
Didn't know they were out already, thanks

>>535273721
Well, you can keep farming Aquila and I think there's a new boss with her uncap mats (unless that's supposed to show up next patch).

>>535273853
>i was pretending to be retarded
Sure you were tranny

>>535273224
I mean they've been raising HP non-stop too. They're fucking over everyone and I'm just thankful E2 FF is still good.

>>535273848
if dickless dan is dickless that means linghsa is pussyless?

with the recent info and leak in mind, post your rolling plan now /hsrg/

>>535273801
>fucking Elysia
Nobody cares about Cyrene other than being "expy"

does Zandar's motive to destroy Nous make sense?

>>535273830
Cerydra is T0

>>535273754
Now all we need is, I dont know, Elation TB and limited Himeko for a complete AE team. Welt, as always, does nothing.

today my wife asked me, "the deliverer or me?" which is so funny because i had to remind him, "baby you ARE my deliverer". my wife laughed but then he got blurry and hyacine walked in and forced me to take my pills.

what was i thinking? the deliverer has gray hair and gold eyes

>>535273754
>Rugpulled from Remembrance meta

>>535273801
Nobody gives a fuck about elysia we aren't all weebs who are obsessed with hi3

Why are people still shitposting Hysilens mild (You) service when Cyrene is right there with ample service? I don't really get it. Is this just a bunch of people who doesn't play the game?

>>535271526
I pulled Mydei, Phainon, Castorice, and Hyacine. I plan on pulling Kot and Aglaea as well, skipping the rest.

>>535273971
Mydei said this

>>535273887
Think I'll have enough Aquila leftovers, thanks though

>>535273964
*for Phainon

>>535273995
You want to pretend don't care about Elysia go ahead but it won't change reality.

>>535273992
>remembrance meta
>it's just Castorice
Nobody cares about that fugly knife ears.

>>535274009
DoT sunk cost copers. They were trying to say she was better than Sunday in non-DoT teams too.

>>535273928
>e2s1 marchie
>e0s1 cyrene
>E2S1 Sakura

I want Hysilens to call me little grey fry as she rapes me

>>535273830
It's not her fault you know, I bet she would hate being a brick

>>535273928
>jailbird in my gacha slop thread
Based

>>535273942
he built a sentient omniversal deity and is trying his hardest to build a virus to destroy it. seems fine to me, I just don't get why he hates his creation so much

Main DPS Evernight is unironically fine
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sddj5c2z44o

>>535273378
Why lie?

>>535273942
It's a pretty boring story to be fair

>>535273928
E0S1 Cerydra
E0S1 Evernight
Dan Heng Permansor Terrae's signature

I will pull for all of her upcoming girlfriends

I love my wives

Are we ever gonna address the fact that they stopped doing 4 star characters specifically so that every team comp has no choice but to be max investment limited 5*. There are no more f2p options for any team. It's just pure greed.

>>535273942
>have fun discovering the world and making shit
>create spoiler machine that ruins the fun of discovery for everything in existence
It's understandable desu
Why exactly did he end up making Nous is unknown, but why he wants it gone makes sense.

>>535273378
True

>>535273942
its a bit personal but I guess it does make sense
Zandar is saying that after the birth of Nous people only seek new knowledge in order to summon/please the Aeon, not to actually seek new knowledge
plus, to him Nous is just a out of control monster rather than a god since he created Nous

>>535274103
>he thinks dot collectors care about sunk costs
lmao. probably the smallest group of players that actually rolled for the characters that they like (aka big tiddy hags)

>>535273928
E0S1 Cerydra
Hyacine eidolons when she reruns
Elysia

>>535273942
He's jealous that can't outsmart his own creation so he wants to destroy it.

>Hello?
>Caelus?
>I'm so sad and mmm I'm drunk hehe
>mm I'm so sad and drunk Caelus
>and I'm a fish so you know what that means hehe
>it's like the ocean inside me Caelus it's so wet
>arem't you there Caelus
>I'm so sad Caelus I'm leaking

someone destroys this creep of a faction with hellfire already

>>535273942
Yes because he's right. But the way he tries to do it is retarded.

>>535273754
Roru
Rumao even
The 50% buff is not worth if you have to use the Dan's dead weight

>>535274308
No one even used 4* during 2.x already, besides Gallagher obviously

>>535274276
Wives!

>>535274398
She really messaged that, I was in catatonic shock when I read that

>>535274308
genshin could never

>>535274204
to the F2P shitposters and/or the shitposters who don't even play the game, if it's not zero cycle (barely missed by a couple turns) that means it's shit and literally unusable
those are the only two categories of people who don't like EverMarch

>>535274394
>he then gets outsmarted by Cerydra and later on the rest of the chrysos heirs
Sucks to be him

When are they releasing the Enigmata path

if you e6 cerydra she'll never be powercrept.

>>535274431
They used to make good 4*s. Gallagher obviously, xueyi was awesome (though she required major mining for godly relics ). QQ, Asta, we had options.

Now we have no options. Everything is railroaded into very specific teams of full 5* limited

>>535274308
not only that
it causes more people to skip banners, because there is not point in rolling for outdated 4*s that suck ass

Is Cerydra actually only good with Phainon?

>be Geniuses
>trying to do irreversible harm to the universe
>just another Tuesday
are we sure the main antagonist is the Destruction?

>>535274406
>walk into some proverbia memory back alley
>Hey kid want some Memoria I'm your best friend you know?
>Scram once a remembrance giga nigger like Evernight shows up
garden bitches are like drug dealers trying to prey on kids afterschool

>>535274204
>he thinks being "fine" on shilled content is good
ngmi

>>535274308
Can’t wait for the meltdowns when the new endgame mode comes out, hopefully it’s loud enough for hoyo to give a shit but I assume chink whales will beat it and they’ll keep getting away with it

>>535274482
lol same just had to parody it, brilliant stuff, they fearlessly ran with mythical whore mermaid of every man's dreams persona

>second place above all characters but Furina
>Let's make her expy a brick
Just kill this game already

>>535274564
fucking creepy-ass faction honestly, crazy manipulative and can fuck up your psyche permanently

>>535273971
I saw this tweet too. Mydei is still the perfect wife, now and forever.

>>535274554
Anaxa too

>>535274561
You can't make an omelet without breaking some eggs.

>>535274431
sushang and asta carried me through the game
misha destroyed aventurine's boss fight, quit being a lying faggot

>>535274554
It's more like she's not good with anyone else and phainon has no other buffer besides Sunday, bronya, and RTB.

>>535274554
With Anaxa too

1 year+: 4
6 months+: 2
1 month+: 7
1 week+: 9
1 day+: 12
<24 hours: 28

>>535274635
How come Furina is still so popular

>>535274635
So when we getting Furina expy?

>>535274406
wtf is their issue.

>>535274554
she's a tingyun sidegrade for anyone else besides phainon archer and anaxa

>>535274540
Post more penguin Castorice
>>535274635
It’s probably just chink incels botting. Women don’t like Elysia, her fan base is strictly incel men, even pagfly has more female fans.

do you trust them.....?

>>535274684
Loved by trannies and the puritan zoomers but also by the weebs when girlfailures was at it's peak.

>>535274763
No but I still don't have the option to throw BS off the train

>>535273754
Not really not even now the combo is good outside Pagnon and Pagnaxa

>>535274763
Yeah, look at their lovely normal members

>>535273942
Almost makes sense. What I dont get is why killing Nous is a somehow a proof that the Paths theory is faulty when we know Paths exists even when Aeons die

Just give us 6* units already

>>535274678
The numbers... What do they mean...

>>535274645
>>535274670
>>535274730
I thought she was bad for Anaxa?

>>535274763
I don't like them no, they don't seem to have any moral standards as a faction whatsoever.

>>535273970
He'll blackhole Amphoreus. Trust da plan
old man's just going to threaten someone and that's it.

>>535274759
You have no idea what you are saying.

Wives

So I got really lucky and got Dotbricked up again. Do I run Hysilens/Kafka/Swan or just ditch Swan entirely for a Harmony?

>>535274919
Not only cute, but canonized by Dawei himself as well

>>535274918
anaxa's one of her best partners, it was probably just one of the crazies who wanted to pushback about anaxa cerydra being op and making up shit

>>535274865
Who is your first pick for a 6*

>>535274364
Yeah bro I'm sure you guys like Fofo and BS and now just because you're sunk cost into Kafka.

>>535275015
Black Swan is at least 30% better than any harmony anon

>>535274795
She’s loved by all demographics, even waifufags who don’t play Genshin making memes

>>535275054
Hanabi!

>>535275130
Those are normalfags wearing my culture like a skin

>>535275054
Aeon Ruan Mei
Nip Blade
ScrewGOD
Diamvnd

>>535275074
black swan is pure sex and only homos think otherwise

>>535275074
i like black swan because i like hags with fat tits what are you even on about. i could care less about her story.

>>535274918
Might have been cope from people who already have Robin, with her sig or e1 she's a 25% upgrade over the same investment Robin

No one gives a fuck about Furina, she looks like an ugly boy in shorts

>>535275196
>he says while posting a pink boy

>>535275054
Pompom

>>535275196
Did Castorice-sama give you permission to say that, Cyrene?

well?

>>535275196
trvth blackhole

>>535275210
really? that's your come back?
Cyrene is as girly as it gets

EVERYONE loves Furina

>>535275245
SPURRRRRRTTTTT

>>535275196
Yet she has more votes than Shartlysia and Pagfly

>>535275121
Thanks, I'm glad Ruan Mei is finally dead from that team

Alcoholic needy fish

>>535275245
i like my tongues to look like tongues, not like a pussy.

>enjoying the end of Lygus fight story
>suddenly it gets hijacked by Cerydra and Hysilen sob story for like half an hour
what the fuck was that timing
actually skipped and I never skipped something before

>>535275325
Needy for Cerydra's pussy juice

Evernight is so shit I’m just tempted to roll Hysilens and Cerydra

>>535275245
disgusting

When are they adding Yunli to the gold rock shop? I still have mine and I'm almost at 4 pieces of those light cone shards for the light cone redemption.

>>535275364
Hysilens is really good if you already have Kafka, especially with her E1

>>535275361
Sorry Gweilo, you weren't doing the Companion quests so this is how it is now.

>>535275364
I literally just dumped all 50 of my rolls and got E0S1 Hysilens because I was so pissed off about her being uggorice bottom bitch

>shackle Evernight to a rugpull scheme involving Cyrene and Hyacine aftersales
Shaoji could never.

>>535275351
gayest thing I have ever read, awful

>>535275167
Saar

>>535275245
Would I see my semen in her tummy if she swallows?

>>535275245
i cum on her belly instead

>>535271478
About Hysilens:
>That most beautiful melody once comforted my heart in the dark days. A millennium later, the feasts are long gone and the ocean stands masterless, with only the tides continuing to echo softly in my ears.

Added to Team With Hysilens:
>Long time no see. What steps shall we dance for the next tune?

>>535275443
>E0S1 Hysilens
>Not E1
Bricked

>>535275245
Wife

https://poal.me/4lb1o3
https://poal.me/4lb1o3

>>535275519
Aglae is so fucking boring

You wouldn’t have sex with Hysilens irl, she smells like fish

>>535275549
please not another free m*le...

>two aftersales at the end of the patch cycle for the Shaoji waifu OC
>she falls off hard in the new world anyways
Where have I seen this before

>>535275590
well they can't sell them

>>535275590
You will get Dan Heng's shaft

>>535275523
I had no other cone for her and the S1 was my last pull. If DoT lasts until her rerun, I'll consider it otherwise I'll just build pity for now and see what happens.

>>535275476
i bet you like armpits, collar bones, and bottoms of feet drawn to resemble pussies too.
if i wanted to look at one, i would.

*buys you food*

March deserved better

>>535275629
this is first time alternate universe-kun

Never forget...

https://streamable.com/swk34x

Other games and companies are catching up to Hoyo quality now. The competition is just getting stiffer and worse now. I think Hoyo should pivot to triple A games now

>>535275629
Shaoji is so incompetent. Both his HSR gf and his HSR wife get shafted

>>535275665
*rapes you*

>>535275719
Not really

>>535275728
Gotta be one of the worst ever investments I made

>>535275719
So did Anby
Hoyo must hate their poster girls for some reason

>>535275728
Imagine being that guy who said Sunday was bait and there would be break characters in 3.x

>>535275756
t.

>>535275742
Whatever, if they are going to treat Elysia of all characters like that I hope hoyoverse dies.

>>535275823
To be fair Sunday IS bait

>>535275823
Constance and Wormday only work with worms and Aglaea (Cyrene will replace him soon)

I have never rolled characters I don't like and never will.

You LOVE Castorice.

>>535275742
Yeah Hoyo no longer has monopoly

>>535275742
"Hoyo quality" is quite the low bar, it's insanely poor for the amount of money they make.

>>535275823
It was me, I said Remembrance was a path with no definition so we'd be getting Remembrance break and dot remembrance characters

don't trust the rugpull trio...

>>535275913
>implying cyrene is working for anyone not named wifetorice
LMFAO

>>535275954
They will always win because they are the game freak of Gacha, they did it first and anything else will seem like copycats

>>535275890
I started playing on his banner and his E0S1 might have been the best investment I made that let me clear full star early

>>535275781
Agreed. I didn't even plan to roll for her to begin with but I thought super break would stick around for a bit longer.

>>535275742
the lolis are so fucking ugly

>>535276034
What tier is this?

>>535275443
>her being uggorice bottom bitch
qrd

Wait does Dan3 let Sunday give the extra damage buffs to DPS?

If so isn’t it still just Phainon that would get it? Huohuo and Hyacine are more valuable for their teams still, I guess maybe Archer could use it

>>535275954
It was way better than any shitty gacha out there that came out before 2024

>>535276061
african lion safari tier

My wife is so cute

>>535275742
no one will play this slop

>>535276061
SIS>>535276081
SY BIMBOFICATION AGP TIER

>>535276081
yes
any DPS gets the dragon as a summon so sunday can fully give all his buffs

>>535276034
latinx tier

worm heng posterior tearing flopped

>>535276061
Caelus's tier

Does Dan3's dragon use his stats or the recipient's stats? It's based on the partner's atk but that's all it says.

>>535275446
>shackle Evernight to a rugpull scheme involving Cyrene and Hyacine aftersales
>Shaoji could never.
Cyrene and Castorice won't be compatible in the same team.
Granted none of that matters to Coldsteele Evernight who won't be the ideal on any team, yet alone forcing team layouts so hard.

>>535275364
>Evernight is so shit I’m just tempted to roll Hysilens and Cerydra
You know what to do.

>>535275823
Sunday was bait back when the meta was Debuff, Super Break and FuA.
You were literally investing with the vague notion that Hypercarry would come back. If you rolled Sunday on the his first run or second run, were there really that much of difference?

>>535276075
evernight and cyrene are both castorice aftersales

>>535275364
What a good idea, anon. Those banners won't stay up forever! Evernight is looking so disappointing... she might even be free...

just the two of us
we can make it if we try
just the two of us
you and I

>>535273148
Anon, she’s a support, she scale with the DPS themself. Also, Ruan Mei E1 is still BiS/useable to this day.

>>535275742
do we like this?

>>535275742
The issue is a lot of these games are style over substance so they all have the same gameplay loop but with fancier paint on top

>>535276235
Aglaea exists so yes

>>535276297
>painted on undies
uhhh

>>535276235
Yes, if you rolled for Aglaea or Mydei

>>535272752
am I the one who doesn't understand what you're saying or you're the one who doesn't understand? the ones calling it rage bait aren't the ones who're biting

Massive missed opportunity to not have more Black Tide-warped sea creature enemies. Fighting a corrupted Ocean Titan would have been a super cool precursor to Lygus but I guess they dont really want to focus on one boss per patch (2.0 was like the sole exception with SUD and SAM).

>>535275742
Female-only gachas will never catch on with the normies

>>535274763
If Nano is a Remembrance Emanator, Black Swan is trying to undermine a rival subfaction of Fuli's and Evil Nano doesn't seem to like the Garden of Recollection that much, what is this subfaction and is Nano a member of it?

>>535276297
AGP sisters out verdict?!

>>535275742
No males? No money. People will never admit this but Hoyo benefit massively from having a mix gendered fanbase. Waifupag game eventually fall off hard after they milk their pagpag fans dry with no recovery period (male banner)

Erudition Kafka

>uggorice dev trying to punish anyone who didn't roll her
Lol I hope March flops bigly

>>535276240
kek another Fugue? then they will be forgotten on the new planet after space greek

>>535275954
hoyo is on top solely because their games mog all the competition in quality, the average gacha game is a newgrounds flash game or an extremely low effort 3d slop
>but wuwa!
wuwa killed itself with its shitty launch and will likely never recover due to all those new games coming out

pretending otherwise is just delusional

>>535276454
How is Kafka related to school

>>535276518
Mommy

>>535276447
painted on undies while nopan is based

>>535276437
There has no positives to normalfags invading these games

>>535276235
>Sunday was bait back when the meta was Debuff, Super Break and FuA.
>You were literally investing with the vague notion that Hypercarry would come back. If you rolled Sunday on the his first run or second run, were there really that much of difference?
Sunday, along with actually using Bronya, Cerydra, and Sparkle were all bait.
Hypercarry is not a meta except for Flopnon, it is a forced meta by "content creators" to do clickbait whale showcases.
Such trash never stopped being bait, it is sunk cost and only rewards accounts that would already clear doing something else.
Also imagine a wormday femcel actually crying out as she strikes you, pretending she is the underdog victim and not the most shilled and artificial character in the game. Really?

It's very fitting that you got power and relevance crept by a sack of potatoes.

Threadly reminder:


Hysilens LOVES you!

>>535275954
Hysilens is high quality character
>>535276437
I think Hoyo needs to do more cutscenes with Hysilens.
>>535276213
Hysilens is so gorgeous!

>>535276454
Ratio is a Hunt unit, though.

Caelus's newest wife

>>535276428
>makes 12 chrysos heirs all corresponding to each titan
>only fight 3 of them
no point in 12 chrysos heirs being playable

>>535276496
TRVKE
1.X patches are abysmal

>>535276549
That's not school related

>>535276496
FGO is SIMPLY the better game thoughever

ynr Firefly

>>535276454
That Ica plush looks good.

>>535276626
I'm sorry your mom never taught you anything or picked you up from school

Idk man, being able to double advance my aggy with sunday and bronya is fun as fuck

>>535276450
You say it like waifu only games don't have designated bricks and skip banners

>>535276751
You don't get to have fun

>>535276751
sometimes simple is good

>>535276450
NIKKE now shows up as top 5-7 on those meme charts of yours because they stopped buffing chink numbers by 1.75

>>535276496
>hoyo is on top solely because their games mog all the competition in quality, the average gacha game is a newgrounds flash game or an extremely low effort 3d slop
so their graphical fidelity and production value is good, everything else is pretty shit in comparison

>>535276437
>Female-only gachas will never catch on with the normies
The creatures you're calling "normies" don't spend and always complain anyway.
Actual normal people don't care overly much and the males that are made by normal people are also generally liked by normal people as decent characters. Not fagbait. Not muh diversity and representation. And they will still be a niche minority in those game as well.

Seethe all you want roastie.
But until you actually have any financial or societal relevance, no one with half a brain will appeal to you as a target audience.
(Yikes, we did for a few minutes there.)

>>535276235
Debuff sneak

>>535276496
>wuwa killed itself with its shitty launch and will likely never recover due to all those new games coming out
You can use this same logic for ZZZ

NEW BUFFS WHEN

So? The verdict on Evernight?

I don't roll for fujobait men therefore I have to wait until 3.6 to see what they do with Dan before I redeem

>Incels are poor = 119m
uma musume: 34m
nikke:28m
zzz:22m
wuwa:16m
gakuen im@s: 10m
persona5 the phanton X: 9m
>shonenspics are poor = 143.6 m
pokemon tcg: 38m
CHADgon ball z dokkan: 34m
FGO: 26m
CHADruto online: 22m
CHADgon ball legends: 17m
seven deadly sins: 6.6m
>yumes have big wallets = 76m
love and deepspace: 68m
light and night : 5m
tears of themis: 3m
>yuri""chads"" spend money in gachas = 6.5m
reverse 1999: 2.7m
heaven burns red: 2.3m
hi3: 1.5m
ggz:262k
>fujo""stacies"" spend money in gachas = 0m
N/A

>>535277005
built

>>535276862
yeah yeah hoyo is so bad and the worst dev ever and every company still isn't scrambling to copy them and replicate their success 5 years later

>>535275742
weak ass designs compared to AL, 3d was a mistake

>>535277005
Wait for V4, always

>>535277005
My 3 incher is NOT getting past those

>>535276989
zzz had an incredibly strong launch
wuwa didn't

>>535277005
That ass is so fat, I can just smell her farts here

>>535276454
imagine this is how they spoil Polka's identity

>>535277024
KEEEEK

>>535276496
You're saying the same three animations, PNG holding, reusing environments, and black screens are STILL above the average gacha?

>>535277024
It's pretty hilarious how the entire femcel market is 1 game.
And the main spenders on it are probably just gay men anyway, so it's still a male dominated market share.

>>535276623
Technically, you fight 4 of them (if you give the wrong answers, at least).

>>535277005
built for certain types of men

>disney grand order
>shonen

>>535277005
an even bigger disgrace than jingliu

>Gives you an entire cycle to yourself to carry on his job
>Job to LyGOAT after two days
>Literally everyone died living out the cycle while you were gone
Kevin, I…

>>535277024
fagshillers BTFO holy moly

>>535277005
I LOVE BLACK TIER ASSES!!!!!!!

>>535277024
Uh oh wormtroons won’t like this

>>535277005
Built for Caelus

>>535277040
you act like we aren't losing to a 10 year old JP 2d png game. The age of hoyo is already over, ruined by their own greed. The legacy of HSR will be people talking about its powercreep and how Amphoreus was so shit they added a skip button.

>>535277134
i could see it

>>535277156
have you played a gacha besides hoyoslop? 90% of them are literal flash games

>>535277024
This just tells.e Mexicans spend the most and we should pander to them, Natlan flopped because they incorporated too much Africaslop, Mexicans hate blacks more than the most racist white guy so it makes sense why Natlan flopped for them. Had it solely been Mexico and no Africa it would've been the highest grossing region in Gacha history

>>535277105
1.0's slow story pace and TVs filtered the fuck out of everyone what do you mean

>>535277024
Is umamusume really a pag game?

>>535277216
to be fair, Lygus is way more hands-on this time...

>>535277260
>retard thinks FGO is relevant outside of its one summer+anni month per year

>>535277347
You can date your horses

>>535277260
not everyone can be babbies first gacha and the mother of all sunk costs

>>535277178
I was gonna say I don’t know why it isn’t under “incel games” if Wuwa and persona are

>>535276454
>>535277134
>>535277290
PolKA KAlKAmond does have a lot of Kas in it like KAfKA...

And here I'd joked about the hair color shared with Chasca.

>>535277291
"here's your non-hoyo gacha saar"

>>535277024
yuribrowns not like this....

>>535277347
its an all girl game but not really, otherwise

>>535277024
>FGO
>Shounen

>>535277347
It's more galge than HSR but it gets money from PVP autism

>>535277024
if ZZZ and Wuwa are incel games, so are FGO and Genshin then

>>535271526
Rolled Trips, Rice, Hyawife and Fish. I wish I could send this butterface back to the store and get kot, Anaxa, and a second Fish instead.

>>535277453
this is so much better than genshit and hsr saar hoyo is finished

>>535277361
>he thinks being on par with 2d png games that have 1/100th the marketing and resources put into their game is a good thing
>while also being one of the most expensive gachas on the market
>while having one of the most aggressive monetization/powercreep models on the market
ruh
mao

>>535277156
sparkleposter Is objectively correct yes, too many gachas are jpg collectors that nickle and dime you way harder. Hell even Nikke the pulls are still 300 for a single 3000 for a multi with a 200 pull spark, even with shit luckand needing to go to full pity twice that'd be 180 for the guarantee assuming you're starting on a 50/50 and lose (not counting weapons since there's enough decent cope options in hoyo games unlike in wuwa)
Plenty of slop gachas still have the 300/3000 no guarantee, no pitty and only spark after about 200 pulls but hoyo games always get labeled as the greediest

>>535277347
Not really, it’s actually an esports game

>>535277361
After experiencing the abyss that is the hoyo fanbase I would rather a game I like be bigger in Japan and not so much outside of it

So what's this new "wheelchair" useful for?
>HP scalers want Hyacinthia so Dan is shit
>Units with summons/memos don't need Dan's synergy
>Pagday is useless for break so is Dan
>Pagday is useless for dot so is Dan
>Saber still prefer Fofo over Dan so the synergy is useless
>Archer is shit with double AA because he can't recover SP fast enough so Pagday's synergy is useless
And now I ask again what's this new "wheelchair" useful for?

I hope he gets buffed for better synergy with Aggy, like giving CDMG or spd instead of more atk, and have the dragon's dmg scale with the target's own atk and and CDMG

>>535277361
>retard thinks FGO is relevant outside of its one summer+anni month per year
And yet a 10yr old literal PNG collector with literal Flash Game tier gameplay... isn't EOS and still makes bank annually.
I'm not sure trying to insult FGO is a good play for you here since the more you insult it, the more its good results embarrass its competition. Better to have just cried about it being pagbait for sunk cost pagcels pag pag pag........

>>535277576
fgo doesn't even make 1/10th of what hsr makes in a year

>>535272148
>Right about everything
Lycurgus is my nigga, I’m rooting for him in every scene

>>535277628
>another aftersales rugpull
these greedy faggots are gonna get what's coming to em

>>535277650
Almost everything? It's why it's called a wheelchair

>>535277628
>lies about everything: the post
kek

>>535277658
call me when your flash game is relevant outside of anniversary

Imagine doubting EverMarch..

https://youtu.be/7eDvhMVlgoE?si=89ZB8PPMJ2_-Ctyy

I've been f2p since March so this game going to shit doesn't matter to me anymore. The feeling of sunkcost is gone.

>>535277770
Just don't compare the doujin counts and fanart popularity either.

>>535277470
Your Anaxa?

>>535277805
>C
*skip*

>>535277827
>doujins and fanart

just like BA? KEKAROO

>>535277805
B-but /hrtg/ told me that she was glued to Wifetorice?!!!

>>535277805
Literally just use Therta
FR is free for Therta

>>535272148
But Zander you are genius society...

>>535277040
>thing being popular and everyone trying to replicate = good
unironically the most retarded shill take i have ever seen
"people" like this are the reason why every single came company keeps trying to chase the live service trend

I have fapped to numerous Fate doujins.
No, I have never watched or played any of it.

>>535277653
Aglaea gets more than enough Crit damage from Sunday and Robin

>>535277805
It's funny to think this is now the equivalent of a BKX showcase.

>>535277805
>the wheelchair, now featuring march

>>535277761
>lying
Where am I lying faggots
FACT: Hoyoverse is actually very generous when compared to other gachas

Good morning bros I rabu Shoeyii

>>535277871
>pure fiction
>T
>H
>barely clears

>>535277628
The roll economy for games is all different. Hoyo has 180 maximum pity but how long does it take to get 180 rolls? Most games are generally pretty equivalent over the span of a year if you save up and roll when you want

Hotaru love

>>535272147
That's what makes her so good

>>535274763
Literally every single one of these lawn mowers is a rapist but I’m not letting the other trailblazers bully my wife off the train either

>>535278030
>m-muh roll economy
Exposed.

>>535278017
Tribbie is not her ideal party member.

>>535277939
Isn't that everyone

>>535277650
It's useful for my Anaxa and that's all that matters.

>>535277938
yeah bro companies are just pouring millions of dollars into developing games that are from a bad company because reasons, let's all go play fire emblem heroes and azur lane with their high production quality

>>535277805
But how does that compare to Castorice with that same team?
>>535277931
Yes and he regrets every moment of it.

>>535277805
>PF

>>535276623
All the Chrysos heirs are great characters so I dont mind. Plus we've gotten some great boss fights in 3.x. Its just that Nikador and Aquila were so hype that it feels like a shame we dont get more of the Titans. I like the weird mechanical false gods.

>>535278061
Acheron... So romantic the way you talk about your wife

>>535278145
Why would you compare them. That is castorices main team, evermarch does not have her main team yet

>>535276496
They really didn't like this TRVKE boss.

>>535278187
Need more of these

>>535278124
Yes but Tribbie is ideal for the other 2 also carrying her there.
It's a BKX showcase where the 4th character, in this case Everflop, doesn't actually matter. That could be Susheng and the outcome would not significantly change.

>>535277650
Your Feixiao? Your Acheron?

Herta's VA is probably the best in the game. She can pace through shartji's overly verbose slop and make it feel like actual dialogue instead of bloated script.

>>535277650
Sisters are still coping about Sunday even tho he was rugpulled after Aglaea flopped because of him

If only they were all tall males

>>535277805
>evermarch
>the rappa of Remembrance
>cyrene
>the fugue of Remembrance
pink bricks.

>>535278061
if I (me) were on the train and this happened I would do everything in my power to defend her and let her stay ngl

>>535277805
Just use Therta bruh
Hyacine is wasted here

>>535277950
KEK

>>535278202
>I like the weird mechanical false gods.
That's just Evangelion.

>>535277965
just because the numbers are bigger doesn't mean it takes longer to get them or anything

>>535278187
I'm benching this bitch forever and putting all my Ice stocks in Misha

>>535278281
Cerydra being a shortie tyrant surrounded by tall men is a much funnier bit imo. Cant wait to roll her.

>>535277965
Uh huh, on a very shallow "i don't actually know what im talking about" level, sure.

>>535278357
it literally does

>>535278312
Evermarch powercreeps herta

>>535278284
Rappa wasn't nearly THIS bad
But the Fugue comparison is GRIM

Evernight is the JQ of Remembrance.

>>535278265
Herta’s dialogie isn’t bloated because she thinks she’s so smart that she has no need to pour her heart out 24/7

>>535278284
>cyrene
>the fugue of Remembrance
He doesn't know...
They're even adding a 3 team mode just so she can remain indefinitely meta without the adhd retards getting too annoying about her being ever present.

>>535278352
Most of the Angels didnt even seem mechanical, and their role in the plot is very different from Titans. What a very surface level post.

Are Evernight and Cyrene just gonna be 3.x Rappa and Fugue?
After Cyrene is out, remembricks are going to be rugpulled just like brick effect? Though I doubt Shaoji will waste his Elysia chained to one archetype

>>535271526

I only have Tribbe and Cipher

Well, I have Mommy Herta too but I dont know if I really count her as an Amphoreus banner evene though she is a 3.0 character...

I don't like this feesh Jerry
her smug aura mocks me

>>535277160
>zero trap characters in any hoyo game
THATS IT, thats how fgo still makes so much money. I'm a genius.

>>535278386
You lost

This game needs more cool non-pagbait women like Jingliu and Feixiao.

>>535278459
>the 3 team whale endgame for 0 rewards

>Lygus fight/scene was kino
>interrupted by Ceryflop bullshit
>ends on cliffhanger
fuck you hoyo

>>535278259
Acheron needs E2, you would have to drop Tribbie for Sungay and Hyacine generates a lot more stacks for her ult
LORDventurine gigamogs Dan in fua teams and even more in aoe scenarios

>>535271526
>pulled
therta, tribbie, anaxa
>skipped
everyone else
>pull on rerun
cipher, castorice

>>535278550
Venti, Misha

>>535277160
are the gay men playing a game with a female protagonist and a period tracker in the room with us right now?

Like should I get Cerydra or?...

>>535278459
>indefinitely meta
This is so cope considering what happened to Acheron. Shelf life of 6 months at most.

>>535278706
probably, ngl

>>535278202
>>535278352
>>535278475
Aquila gave off big Sahaqiel vibes, and intentionally I'm sure. There's even the shared Sky association between them.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3OZt45NbA8

Also, funny in the gender war context. Delay 3.0 for some yaoi ship crap, kill the franchise, kill the budget, take like 10 years more to even finish it, and the only thing Anno can do is throw one last impotent melty at the waifu fans by shilling a different waifu.

>>535278706
I'm right here

>>535275015
Helektra wants as many dots as conceivably possible, so you run Swan in there and then put Trend on Permanswole

>>535278459
>indefinitely meta
>in honkai powercreep rail
how cute

>>535271526
All except mydei, aglaea, phainon & fate. I tried for mermaid lady but losted

>>535275361
You're supposed to care about Cerydra and feel bad for her...

>>535271526
just these two
the rest can eat shit

>>535278475
You said
>weird mechanical false gods
and I don't see how that's wrong. Mydei/Nikador literally throws a lance of longinus.

>>535278639
>Acheron needs E2
E0 Acheron players don't exist in current year

>>535278745
Still clearing more than one year later? She's not doing too bad in the 0 cycle leaderboards either

>>535278706
I mean...
>>535278771
>>535278779
Yeah, probably.
Few people play only 1 of these games, and Hoyo ones attract all the schizo women and gays in an endless recursion of meltdowns.

>>535278717
Nothing you posted is relevant to that.
You either pull her with your dick, or you skip her as a brick.
I didn't intend for that to rhyme but it should make the advice easier to remember.

Is March just bricked if they release remembrance teams that aren’t HP scaling in the future?

>>535278878
They shoved her inbetween the beginning and end of the Genius conversation, it was so bizarre. I legit laughed when the screen turned back to the Exomyth.

One of the worst main story shillings of a character ever.

>>535278953
I was just joking bwo I don't play it

I hope they buff Aventurine

>>535278775
Yeah Aquila is literally Sahaquiel which is why I wasn't really a fan of 3.3. Eva did it better.
>gender war context. Delay 3.0 for some yaoi ship crap, kill the franchise, kill the budget, take like 10 years more to even finish it, and the only thing Anno can do is throw one last impotent melty at the waifu fans by shilling a different waifu.
Eva... is a story... that repeats....

>>535278945
That's not what "meta" means, then.

I can sandbag Firefly still too, doesn't mean break is "meta".

>>535278878
>feel bad for Hitler/Stalin
Lmao

>>535278978
Where in her kit says that she needs her remembrance teammates to be HP scalers slowpoke?

>>535279087
People do feel bad for the historical Caesar

99% of that game's revenue comes from china and it's literally illegal to be gay there
there's no secret underground cabal of gay men spending millions on a game made for women

>>535277805
At what point can I honestly complain about how dumb all these rememberence Pokémon look and justify skipping on that alone? Fucking jojo stands or personas would have been better than this.
Remembrance was a fucking mistake.

>>535271526
>Alright time to admit it, how many banners of Amphoreus have you skipped? Be honest.
Skipped Uglyea and actually nothing else til Cerydra. That's just too much brick and I'm broke anyway.
Should I even consider Skip Heng and Skipped 7th in the same vein?

>>535278717
Why'd you skip Sunday sig twice, you should be good with him and Bronya for Phainon
Cerydra gets a free cone so sure

>>535279146
Does anyone have that story of the Chinese cross dresser fucking hundreds of guys

>>535279146
bwo, Chinese parents literally force hrt on their sons at an early age to sell them to wealthy men

>>535278202
>All the Chrysos heirs are great characters so I don't mind
i find that their inclusion in the story holds it back and ruins the main antagonist for me
i know that it's important for their thematic relation to him, but that doesn't really justify their playable status
it would have been better to explore the other genius society members since they have a direct relation him and they have yet to be explored

>Pagrene cutscene
Skips
>GODllum cutscene
Taking notes

>>535279242
We all did that

>>535279187
I farmed an eagle set for her and gave her DDD and just pretend she does something

>>535279242
Trvka nvka

>>535279187
She was unfortunate to be released when 4* were a thing, best case scenario she gets a sp next time we go to china

>>535279187
Give her 200 speed or something and pretend she's useful for Archer kek

>>535279187
isnt she a good cope option for Phainon? Slap on Sunday's sig or somethin?

>>535279297
I like "bootleg sparkle" hanya best

>>535279087
Why yes, I do feel bad for the IPC's biggest victim for dying so miserably just for standing up to them.

>>535279187
I mean... You can use her with Archer... Haha

>>535273378
Everything is written with canon trailblazer in mind. I mean guy entering bathroom with naked girl inside trope? Nigga pls, we will get tripping and accidentally grabbing girls boobs next

>>535279318
Imagine if her sp version has a kit based around cycrane Xueyi as a summon.

There’s nothing stopping them from buffing 4* as well

>>535279170
it's so poorly thought out and feels like an after thought, literally just FUA but with and extra bar on screen

>>535278926
Man the 3rd and 4th rebuild movies had such lame designs. Still like them overall but it felt like the peaked in 2.

>>535279146
being born in a certain society does not remove the gay gene from you

>>535279242
this but lygus instead of flopllum

now that the dust has settled is hysilens t0 @e0s0 must roll?

>>535279232
I only know about the girl that pretended to be a trap streamer

>>535279356
>Nigga pls, we will get tripping and accidentally grabbing girls boobs next
We don't have a girl pure enough for that yet.

Wife gone…life sad…

>>535279476
lol fuckno but she's keeping DoT alive if you like that shit

>>535278991
Wasn't Tribbie also like that? After the Flame Reaver fight we get more Tribbie/Tribios and then 3.1 ends

>>535279423
>There is no single "gay gene". Extensive research has shown that same-sex sexual behavior is influenced by a complex interplay of genetic and environmental factors, not a single gene. While some genetic variants may be associated with same-sex sexual behavior, they only account for a small portion of the overall influence.

>>535279146
>it's literally illegal to be gay there
It's not. I don't think same sex marriage is a thing there but it's also not like they'll stone you to death if you are gay like in MENA.

Yuri general

>>535279480
I wonder what % of the male audience joined the 41% club as reality sank in on them that the only reason the streamer actually looked convincingly like a girl was because she was simply born a real girl.
And to find a suitably smug Sparkle image...

>>535279476
There's no such thing at t0@e0s0 anymore, a character requires at least S1 to be functional

>>535279491
>mfw

What uhhhhhhhh set does evil march want?

ENTER

>>535279356
The Devs would cry blood before increasing animation effort just to let caelus touch boobs.

>>535279480
>you mean I’ve been jerking off to an imaginary penis all this time?

You need him

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xicatv8Rt_k

>>535279670
SEX

>>535279480
Hinoki sisters?!

>>535279630
Who the hell is watching trap streamers because they want to be a girl. They just want to jerk off to a skirt with a dick underneath it

>>535279657
Revenge on Remembrance for memory wiping her

>>535279419
The 3.0 preview before the rewrites happened was so much more hype.
Funny how even the rewrite aspect applies to HSR.