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Official: https://splatoon.nintendo.com/
Base: https://www.nintendo.co.jp/character/splatoon/en/
Wiki: http://splatoonwiki.org/
Booru: https://booru.inkgen.moe
Build analyzer: https://sendou.ink
Pool code: inkgen

>News
• Splatoon Raiders trailer - https://x.com/SplatoonNA/status/1932422840797524219
• Version 10.0.0 patch notes: https://en-americas-support.nintendo.com/app/answers/detail/a_id/59461/~/how-to-update-splatoon-3#v1000
• Sizzle Season is on until 8/31

>Media Accounts
https://x.com/SplatoonNA
https://x.com/SplatoonJP
https://x.com/SplatoonEU

>Map Schedules and Seed Checker
https://splatoon3.ink/
https://leanny.github.io/splat3seedchecker/#/

>Gear, Weapons, and Collectables
https://leanny.github.io/splat3/catalog.html
https://leanny.github.io/splat3/database.html
https://leanny.github.io/splat3/collectibles.html
https://leanny.github.io/splat3/coop.html

scrote gaming

BIocķ all yebweyys

No fatties allowed beyond this point

No hags allowed either

Machiwoomy

Die! Get Splatted!

Nintendo literally designed inklings and octolings to be gooned to

Hydra woomy has very nice curves

>>535317373
This is why it's the only good Nintendo series

dead thread day

>>535321169
slut

1king fish?

>>535317373
can you go back to /v/ pls

>>535326342
i can join

>>535326342
Yo

>>535327098
>>535327238
wooming up

>>535327282
a right?

>>535327554
Yeah, we just started a round. I'll open after.

>>535327282
I see no room up

>>535327582
already in, just making sure it was you

>>535327624
opening

>>535317601
It is criminal that we don't have double braids as a hairstyle. Or at least more long hair options

I'm more excited for raiders than I've ever been for a mainline splatoon game or DLC

ggggggggssssss a, M and M

GG's A, K, and M! Fun rounds

ggs big dumbass fish dies

Was just passing by. GGs SR comrades, always a comfy shifts with ya.

Post all your cephs.

>>535330648
I'm looking forward to it because it's going to be something that we've never seen before. If its succeeds, we could get more spin offs in the future

>>535331681
Here you go

>>535339717
>2018-2020 vs now
What happened?

>>535342927
I moved out but have an extremely small workspace so I've been taking a break from digital art, and doing MSPaint shit in the meantime.
Also drawing big eyes is fun.

>>535343657
is that the hubble deep field in her eyes?

>>535345145
Good eye (pun intended)

Her being 2d and me 3d won't separate our love.

>>535348104
>>535348673
Is this from japanese deviantart or something

alright @grok generate me a yebby with a cookie and a glass of milk

>>535321169
>this is normal gear for a 14 year old girl

>>535348673
literally me

I wish I was a woomy so all the pedos would jerk off to me

>>535333796
as long as they have deep cut in them

would you buy raiders at $80 or $70?

>>535353846
I wouldn't buy it for a price higher than Bananza.

Do inkling girls wear socks with their giant oversized sneakers or boots?

>>535353846
I'm stealing it

>>535354368
Not unless they're visibly worn

>>535353846
I would buy it if it was $100.

Imagine the smell

Stay...fresh?

Today is yebby.

>>535353846
if it really is repurposed DLC it'll be a $30 eshop exclusive

>>535354201
Exactly what I was gonna say

>>535356134
doubt
it'll be 60 minimum, 70 if they actually gave it effort of a proper singleplayer game

Even if it's good people will be mad and say "where was this effort before?"

cat = pb players
hairclip = beacons

beacon naggers when the enemy beams them for going near a beacon

if someone complains about beacons tomorrow im afking

Beacons should be removed in 4…I never liked them

Remember to block GreatTusks tomorrow, everyone.

>>535360047
>hes better than me so pls block him :(

>>535360467
Kill yourself GreatTusks.

>>535358520
*Even if it's good contrarians will pretend it's bad

>>535360047
OK FINE! YOU WIN, MEANIE!

>>535360047
are you still mad he wipeouted your team lol

>more fake and artificial drama
*yawn*

sr?

The real drama is that the /ink/ cabal is controlled by room hosts. If you get blocked by them you literally cant play with /ink/ anymore. They block you because you decided to have a little fun in the thread. The power they wield is too much for this secret group. We should not be defined by our actions outside the game

>>535360047
>when nono isn't around for this one anon to focus all his hate and vitriol on
have you considered getting a job anon? Indeed makes it pretty easy, just make sure to call the employer to let them know you applied, because some employers make indeed listings and forget to check them!

>>535363338
They dont "forget". When was the last time you applied for a job? 1995?

no really why can't we all get along

>>535363831
Lmao, touched a nerve huh? Keep trying anon, you'll succeed eventually!

>>535360047
I'll block you first :)

>wagie getting uppity
Fries, in the bag.

>>535364156
t. someone that can't leave the house because of "m-muh anxiety"
those memes are the equivalent of having an argument with someone and then winning the argument six hours later in your head while you shower
keep trying anon, you'll be a functioning member of society eventually!

Why are wagies mad today it's friday

will these threads somehow manage to get better before raiders launches
or are we stuck in this schizophrenia filled hellhole for the next however long it takes

>>535364589
Aww, poor anon, I'm sorry you don't want attention from me, but I feel obligated to help someone rotting away in their room! You can improve yourself, I know you can!

No like seriously did some white boy with a gluten allergy ask for a specific meal and that ruined your weekend for you.

>>535364827
It's not as bad as it used to be, glass half full.

>>535364827
Not related to the conversation but that gif is cute.

>>535364827
You should have seen how bad it was in between Splat 2 and 3. The drought was burning a hole through some of the anon's brains

>>535346109
hehe

>>535364827
i will post so many fryes

grip me

Odds i join the pb tomorrow
Evens i do literally anything else

Spotted

>>535369818
there's a woomy drawn on my hometown too

Feet

>>535369923
post woomy

italian goblin spotted

>>535372878
I'm gonna zoom in on india and hope I see a Frye among the heaping piles of poop and garbage

>>535372997
the poop was cleaned up

>>535373054
>india
>clean
not possible

i hate being a splatoon fan

woomies are Japanese goblins

when will clash blaster get nerfed

anyone wanna play some open?

Shiver and Frye are good designs because you can take the head shape of one of them, flip it on its side and you get the head shape of the other character.

>>535371483
source

>>535375123
do you have-a cake on takoyaki or onigiri

Phonefagbros, this one's for you

>>535375617
@nasubi_1475

>>535376391
This was really cute

>>535365071
Silly anon! I care about you! I want you to do well in life, and not spend your days schizoposting in the thread constantly! You can do so much more with your time!

>>535378258
oh i just saw wagies seething earlier. i dont really think anyone should block others especially if they are active in the pool.

>>535376391
>he doesnt have his second monitor vertical
That was fun.

anyone want to fish?

>>535382427
sure

>>535382793
open

>>535382121
i pass powerclams to teammates who have 7 clams so that the rest of the team can pick up those little clams and make more balls

sr 2/4

/ink/ do you ever play with your boobs/balls to the beat of splatoon songs

>>535383803
...No

>>535383803
i sometimes spin my penis around in the toilet

>>535384005
sitting on the toilet*

/trash/ tier post

Let's talk about nôn̈0 instead. Why did Fantasy block him

if given the chance to vore you and they'd have no moral objections to doing it, which idols would eat you?
canonical answers only

ggs C, not the best randoms for a zuna

ggs k
shame it was a hightide king wave

>>535385293
>>535385315
Go blog on your discord

>>535385680
Kino.

>>535389725
>>535390076
very good woomies
into my woomy folder they go to hang out with other good woomies

>>535389725
>>535390076
Off model. Kirby isnt that tall. Its cute still.

>>535377145
thanks

>>535351368
Yes it is T u T

>>535351368
i used to wear worse at 13

>>535391734
I hate to say this but Kirby is not big enough, Woomy is is at most ~4'10" in 3 and Kirby is ~2'4".
Woomy is about the size of Adeleine.

>h-he's 8 inches!
no

>>535393998
8 inches is his canon height. Putting a meme arrow doesn't invalidate facts.

>>535394642
The woomy that was cucked to death

>>535394474
is it a fact if it's not actually consistent?

>>535394474
Explain a human being canonically just a bit taller than Kirby

>>535395941
happy beebo

happy biboo

who salmn

>>535393639
Like what? give examples?

>>535395941
Good job anon veemo/10

>>535396179
i can

>>535398089
u reddy

Is the guy who actually asked joining?

eek! a man!

>>535399975
It's not a man, it's worse...

>>535401673
A man dressing up as a woman?! :shocked_face:

>squid sisters fan aft
>marie's tits are bigger than callie's

>>535405167
Yes, that's lore accurate?

>>535405167
i miss artist dude

>>535405940
Who freakazoid?

The $0/hour jannies here love sucking tranny cock

Freakazoid is mspaint anon

>>535406872
>>535410934
Literally who?

>>535411094
Bad woomy

>>535406872
>>535410934
Citation needed.

shota woomy

>>535405940
Who? srbdude?

>>535405610
>>535405807
off model

>>535423768
No.

>>535423768
Nobody cares.

>>535425663
sex with this woomy

>>535343657
lol. I like this woomy.

>>535425663
salmons having sex with this woomy

>>535430645
Explain

thinking about cute ocks with big puffy jackets

Freakazoid hated noņ0 before it was cool

>>535425663
Woomi was so stinky she became a smallfry in 2025.
Also this is yebby erasure.

>>535432713
https://litter. catbox. moe/mmm06alwofvrjaaf.jpg

If posting your art was considered advertizing and a bannable offense /vg/ would be more usable

(You)

the hot dog troom dicsord has done irreparable damage to this general

>>535443681
Kill yourself GreatTusks.

>535448757
eat shit dramafag

>>535449493
Go back to your gaycord weyyo

mindbroken

who salmn

>>535453273
Let's go brother.

>>535453513
gedd

All beacon complains are to be directed here.

Fantasy & Co. thank you for your cooperation.

PB 0/10

>>535454828
Can we all upload plaza posts when we say GG today?

>>535454887
nah too lazy ggs

>>535442940
Why did you put spaces in the link? Are you a retarded zoomer tranny?

>>535453686
Room?

>>535457608
gedd

the lag is bad today.

>>535457668
re up

>>535457826
re upped

>>535457004
No but I've triggered such jannies and mods by offlinking NSFW before and it's annoying to deal with
also why are you complaining you literally just have to backspace

ggs sillies big fish stands NO chance

>>535461186
The janitor that responds to the reports here is an actual trannoid faggot, I'm not surprised a link which isn't breaking any rules gets taken down. anyways, woomy.

Would it kill you people to check for beacons.

>X
Yup. Those are beakons.

>>535462004
I'm too busy looking up my woomy's skirt

>>535462004
today /ink/ will learn. i am only bringing beakons.

f I told you to block GT and Rainy already you fucking idiot, check discord it's k

>>535462169
>implying /ink/ has the capability to learn
They will just ban the sub at the next circlejerk pb

/ink/ looking for beakons vs. /ink/ looking for drawfags

>>535461596
GGs a arigato for join!!

>>535461596
>>535461914
GG's A!

ignoring beacons on purpose to make /ink/ mad

BDS

why is /ink/ so joyless nowadays?
barely anyone booyahs at the start anymore...

Okay, I didn't ignore beacons and wiped them out last minute. Now what?

I'll probably stop soon if anyone wants to take my spot

>>535463128
Why do you booyah? What use does that function have for you? Can you not just play the game?

Phew that was a close one

GGs, am kinda bored now and wanna go do other things. Thankies, oomfies.

>>535463128
notice how its only specifically for you morm0n nobody likes you

>>535464220
GGs GnG

>>535464013
not as close of friends as we all are

Noɲo brought life and joy to /ink/ and the PB. Without him the sky is grey and no one smiles

Thank god raiders is gonna be singleplayer

>get shut out all game
>one blaster triple wins the game
this is why i always spectate cb.

>>535339717
if it ain't broke don't fix it I guess

>>535465158
I genuinely fucking despise this game

ggs m very fun thanks for join!!

>>535465274
i was on the winning team and i still hated it.

>>535465158
That's what happens when everyone groups up close together....

>>535463128
There's a lot of unresolved hate and frustration between players from this general, we're all nice to each other on the surface but there's been so much drama over the years that some of us don't even want to booyah at the start of matches. Quite a lot of people here find it hard to let things go and move on, even something as minimal as a simple booyah carries a lot of weight and becomes difficult when there's a person you used to be friends with on your team and you're forced to play with them and now have to pretend everything they said or ever did to you no longer matters

Yes it is that bad but this is why no one ever mentions it, it's why a lot of people don't booyah at the start of games. I try to do it as often as I can to provoke others to just let the past be the past but I'm still mostly met with silence. Won't stop me from trying though, one day I'll get through to them

>>535465843
I think you're just a faggot. I don't booyah because it's pointless unless something cool happens

Imagine being that guy who doesn't booyah...

N0nô always Booyah'd back

>>535463128
I feel no joy playing this game anymore, I'm just here for weekly woomy visitation

>>535463271
>>535466113
It boosts team morality.

>>535465434
GG's Boy!

>>535465843
Kold you're the one who caused all the drama in here you underage faggot twofaced mormon

>>535466689
you need a button to be pressed to tell you to coordinate with your team? hope I never get matched with you on my team then.

We should permanently ban Eeltail Alley from PBs.
Just saying.

>>535467085
all maps are bad.

>>535461646
i mean i would too. splatoon fans are annoying repugnant creatures

>>535465843
Let me sarcastic booyah
>>535464902
You are wrong
you’re rage baiting

>>535467369
I agree but the janny deletes posts that aren't even breaking any rules just to shelter the 2-3 trannies that frequent this gen. They coordinate in a discord to stack reports which is funny and sad at the same time.

>>535467904
stop replying to ballin

sharking is gayer than rp eliters.

The lag just comes and goes

Would anyone like to dethrone 1 King Salmon on the hour?

>>535468572
>>535468594
Remember PB2? He made us play TW too

>>535468794
i can

Once PBs stop occuring /ink/ dies

>>535469110
Opening the room now.
Host: SS

GGs

ggs pb!

>>535468104
You can tell when blud hasn't had his bussy filled by Brostâr cum when K0ld posts

gggs

GGs pb
thanks for hosting

GGs PB! Thanks for hosting.

>>535469830
GGs everyone. Thanks for playing.

>>535469834
sex

>>535469776
3/4

>>535469834
>cameltoe
I wonder if Janny will do anything

>>535470078
Kill yourself faggot

>>535470182
I'm just a messenger.
Janitors and mods do the deleting, warning and banning.

>>535462392
If you got time to post a complaint, you got time to destroy the beakons yourself.

ggs pb

Janitor clean it up
My job is done here

>>535469830
what a banger

>>535471478
sheltered moron

>>535471478
good work the trannoid janny is hurt >>535444251

bgs peanut budder

Remember to block GreatTusks.

>>535393030
One down

>>535471325
>Rainy

>>535471935
I don’t see crappy webms of his crappy gameplay.

I shall enroll as a janny and do a great cleansing here

>>535472385
you don't have enough of either estrogen or pagpag in your body to qualify for the job

>>535472385
It wouldn't work. Hotpocket munchers are tasked with moderating entire boards, not specific generals.

the reason why everyone is miserable in the pbs is because it's full of tr**ns that are
>laggy as hell
>one trick ponies (durr let me keep spamming splashdown)
>boring/bad weapon picks
>the host playing favorites and never putting certain people on spectate while some people get put on spectate alot
>obvious people stirring up drama
>off-topic garbage like porn spam, attentionwhoring, blogging, bad moderation

>>535473664
I find this very accurate.

>>535473664
find a new buzzword

>>535473664
i prefer bad weapons to meta builds. it's at least interesting. it's also a shame the stickfag won't switch to gyros so they can main weapons instead of specials.

post best /ink/ yeb

NOW

>>535474436
Gyro feels awful, didn't like it back on wii u, don't like it now

>>535474929
try split joycons someday, they feel different

>>535474240
You are brown
>third worlders or poors who can't afford better internet
>crutch users who ban weapons when they can't outskill them
>general shitstirrers
This general is full of shitters and niggers

>>535475065
Wouldn't matter, I just can't fuck with my camera constantly sliding around while I'm barely moving. Also I just generally hate motion controls

GGs sr

>>535475596
ggssss SS and C

>>535475421
Its the same amount of motion as a mouse.

>>535475798
I don't play on pc

>>535475870
Fair but youre still moving your thumbs.

>>535474240
love how someone just drops a trvthnvke (yes im using a """buzzword""", dilate) and you immediately nitpick the tinniest thing in that post.

>>535474929
Just stick with it and it'll click sooner or later
t. was too stubborn to use motion controls back in the day until trying them in earnest for pretty much a single night and realized it gyro aim better and more intuitive than aiming with sticks or a mouse

>>535476446
I'll dilate if you dinow.

>>535473664
>obvious people stirring up drama
Like you're doing right now?

you people are going to regret messing with my /ink/ friends....

>>535469834
she wishes she looked like this

>>535476546
I'm sure it is, but it's not for me. I play infinitely worse on gyro and it's not even close.

>>535477056
whats yor name so i can block you

Good night /ink/

I'll save this general

>>535476446
they know but it doesn't matter when they get free art

GGs C & K, what an engrossing fishing that was, it's always a pleasure. Until next time.
And GGs PB.

>>535477671
good night but where frye

>>535478338
ggs again ss!
very nice king wave

>>535476691
he didn't even call out anyone by name or even hint at it, yet everyone understands. the truth isn't drama.

/ink/ is only worth visiting when the games are being actively supported, I didn't miss out on anything after splatoon 2 stopped getting updates and I'm now realizing I won't miss out on much now that 3 is dead too

>>535478734
>host
Hmmmm.....mmmmmmm

We need that raiders news man, this drought is making /ink/ go rabid

yo, fsh?

>>535480280
what about sex?

>>535480280
i can join

>>535480598
opening

gone fishing 3/4

if everyone understands that the cucKold underage mõrmon is the main problem of everything that's wrong with the general why hasn't he been mass blocked and banished?

>>535481101
the lag at the end was crazy

>>535482106
Can you shut up and go away already? This general means a lot to me. My dysphoria only gets worse by day but the chance of getting a piece of art that reaffirms my identity soothes my soul. I want big boobs. And people like you make the artists and friendly people stay away. Just get out. I want big boobs.

>535482106
>535482562
Imagine being so mindbroken by kold out of all people

>>535480869
gob night

ggfsh! nice boris

>wait the better part of a decade to give sloshmo a strong kit to finally get a good justification to nerf it
>but then make mains that are more busted than sloshmo has ever been, give them equally busted kits, and then keep buffing them on top
why is ngmi like that? he did a good thing, and then keeps doing the exact opposite mistakes over and over.

>>535484742
gggggssssss e and c

>>535484742
>>535484932
ggs! nice king wave

you know
it isn't easy being a woomy

>>535485570
Try being a weyyo

>>535485570
all they do is play turf all day

>>535485570
As opposed to being a Veemo.

>>535485570
>>535487643
try bring an exiled grizzly bear in the vacuum of space

>>535485570
it isn't easy being a woomy
imagine having to work 24/7 to get high rank
imagine your success in life being completely tied to it
fame and fortune
only consistent way to make money
respect and interest from others for having a high rank
your education literally doesnt matter
either get high rank and make it or be nothing

>>535485570
all they do is be racist to octolings online

everything you can do, i can do [woomy!]

put the fryes in the bag bro

>>535497625
squiddymelon

bros...

>>535490606
Pretty sure most woomies just participate in turf battles for fun in-between their education and jobs. Semi-pros and pros fighting competitively are the minority. Working for Grizzco seems like it would be really shit though Salmon gunk everywhere gross.

>>535504117
good riddance

how did that get a 176 episode anime and we get yeeby pee-pees

>>535504818
they chose the wrong people to make the manga. It could have been so much better if someone actually competent to write it, perhaps even rivaled the pokemon anime.
But no, we got pantsing """""""""comedy"""""""" and a """""pilot""""""" that was just still images with motion tweens and shitty voice acting.

>>535504117
:(

>>535504117
They got an anime. Splatoon didn't. Ninjala won.

>>535504117
It had a good run, all things considered.
Never played it though.

>>535506390
No they fucking didn’t
Morishita is a corrupt greedy fgt that makes nogami look awesome
Ninjala being almost everything pay2win is sad and Splatoon should not repeat the same mistake

The artbook 4komas should have been the real manga.

>>535506390
ninjala's gameplay is unironically worse then splatoon and that's fucking saying something

>>535506810
ninjala isn't comparable to splatoon in the slightest, other than it being colorful

foamstar bros, your response?

Ninjala lost
I’m still not buying raiders

I would sacrifice a virgin for a 176 episode Splatoon anime, with yuri

>>535507762
Yeah this series is so yuri-coded that not having it would be weird.

GGs again. The win screen shots are small because it was recording in a smaller res for some reason.
HQ: https://files.catbox.moe/ld68oq.png

>>535507762
sorry, anime will be about yebs only but not the yebs that gayyos and femcels like but the yebs that only literal 10 year old japanese kids will like

>>535508513
Commander is stealing Squinty's gimmick.

>>535504158
I'd like to imagine that (lore) X rank would have as many players as we have elite athletes. So only reserved for the best of the best. With that said white collar woomy would be a lot more common than pro woomy

>>535505505
You say that as if Nintendo made an accident. They're targeting a specific demographic and it's not you and me.

>>535508513
Booty shot

I feel like the thread has matured a bit over the years. Holy fuck there used to be a lot of drama

>>535510153
most of the thread regulars during splatoon 2's launch years were underage

post your ceph and your age

/ink/er fatigue

>>535510682
35 years old >>535471626

>>535508541
Nogami wouldn't allow it, it would be a mainly woom/veem with takos anime with expected panty shots, beach & onsen episodes.

>>535510559
Yep. I'm an adult now but man I was friends with a lot of people that i didn't know were secretly pedophiles

>>535510956
Yeah you would've thought rainy was just doing it ironically

ur a kid now

Fuck this I'm playing roblox instead.

>>535510956
no. just lolicons.

>>535513341
>nonono please officer don't arrest me
i only talk about sex with 14 year old girls i would never actually do it

>>535513341
uhm in texas those are pedophiles

>>535513486
t.ourist
>>535513559
no one cares about your inbred state thats slowly killing itself.

>>535513486
i didn't mean to press the enter key and i can't delete my post

someday when you leave /ink/ I'd bet these memories follow you around

>>535504117
these games can't survive without active player bases. Despite Splatoon 3's faults, at least it did enough to maintain a strong community around it.

>>535514784
That doesn't make sense. You pay for Splatoon. Nintendo already has your money. Splatoon 2's player base will forever dwindle.

>>535515270
Splatoon 2 got replaced by the next game in its series and also paying for a game once is better than shitty microtransactions.

trf.

>>535516430
>showing suckers
whore

>>535516430
with cday.

>>535517561
cday is a NIGGER

>>535510867
I wonder if splatoon is similar to stardew valley in that the creator seems like a chill guy but then there's that subset of fans who are actual pedophiles.

Jas but a woomy

fisch on rott?

Fuck off I didn't ask to your team to drop on my head

>>535521803
same time tomorrow?

everything tastes like VOMIT

quiet night

>>535480869
>>535469834
>>535469176
I should jerk off

man
the new mario kart is actual garbage
like man what a waste of money
I just want to play 8 since it had real maps, you could race for more then three seconds without getting hit by something, and the character selection was better

>>535541726
If a Nintendo game doesn't have woomy, it's worthless.
Simple as.

>>535541726
go buy fast fusion

24 players is like tricolor, sounds like a neat idea to put on the back of the box but the novelty of it is outweighed by how much of a cluster fuck it is.
Simplified maps and the patch to make the random online lobbies worse reminds me of when they added poles to maps and called it done.

Character selection, I don't know if I can draw any parallels but it's stupid how many 3 has and it doesn't do anything with them, the sisters as usual don't do anything, captain doesn't do anything, Deep Cut are jabronis and job to the sisters. dedf1sh was added just so they could cuck her in their OTH fanfic.

>>535542971
dude, named splatoon characters have always been shit
player characters have ten times the soul

>>535542971
Tri color is like pulling teeth. 24 is fun if its ko tour.

i wish i was ignorant and could have joy and whimsy and just enjoy things

>>535543289
24 isn't even fun in ko tour
it's what i've been playing the last few hours
it's just a worse clusterfuck where you're basically not allowed to drive without some retard smooshing you, electrocuting you, or hitting you with an endless barrage of red shells
what mentally challenged retarded faggot decided that the first option should be "continue spectating" after losing a race, too? If I could strangle the mouthbreathing jap faggot who came up with this shit, I would. They made the maps bigger to accommodate the extra players, but the maps just become unfun garbage. Drifting doesn't matter, skill doesn't matter, just rag until you get a golden mushroom and hope someone doesn't shock you. Just got first with the little bone fish thing using a fucking dune buggy while everyone else is on the blooper cart, fucking ridiculous.

is DK decent at least?

>>535545959
I haven't played it myself, but people are saying it's better odyssey, though I find that hard to believe. I'll pick it up next month, probably. Spent some money on other things this month, and it's pretty slow for hours for me.
I'm the anon that bought it to play scarlet and violet without issues. Been enjoying that so far, at least.

FUCK SPLATOON 3 - Play splatoon 2 instead!
Random Weapon Wave on Salmon Run
LETS SMOKE THE NIGHT AWAY!

hell nah

>>535544228
skill issue, knockout tour mogs the entirety of 8

>>535551321
unlike the pvp, s3's sammin is straight upgrade over s2's sammin
there is no reason to go back to s2 for fishing, it has nothing on 3 besides maps left behind (which smokeyard is not one of) and better reward system (are you seriously playing sammin for rewards in a dead game?)

just found out about woomies

>>535553846
no friggin way

anyone wanna do the duo challenge in half an hour?

>havent played since grand festival
>skills have completely reset
i thought i would be able to get back into it but it feels like im playing for the first time again

>>535558996
enjoy it while it lasts

>>535551664
I've literally gotten first using garbage cart and character combinations but this is an expected response
knockout tour is just shitty mario kart battle royale

>>535543775
i like woomys because they are very carefree.
all they do is play turf and talk about their favorite gear then go to sleep

Lose weight

>>535545959
Bananza is an absolute blast, definitely better than Odyssey. I love Bing Bing but the Incredible Hulk-esque gameplay is way more satisfying than jumping on everything

Deep Cut performed at a Fountain Show

Raiders takes place on a deserted island, there is no excuse for not having swimsuits or swimwear of some kind

GGs v

>>535567815
groping her until she knocks me out cold

>>535563413
i switched from pepsi to zero sugar pepsi and I lost 25 pounds in 2 months

>>535569875
why anon why not just talk to her

>>535570403
25 isn’t a lot when you’re still a whale
>>535563413
Why are you fatphobic in a pedophile general

>>535570403
i love muffin

>>535570979
she wouldn't like me

>>535572969
i can see why

There isn’t a decent Callie fan in this general’s existence

>>535574409
There was one but he stopped posting

>>535574409
The most well known Mariefag here is nono

>>535552940
salmonids swinging instantly removes all skill from the interaction with trash ones. instead of being able to wade into a group and dodging with good timing, it became don't ever get near them unless you can squid roll by, which is less interesting. sure it's "harder" but making their movement faster instead would have been harder too, but kept the interesting thing about them. same goes for steelhead bomb activating faster too, some weapons literally can't pop it because they don't have the dps. a better solution would have been a faster detonation instead of charge.

>>535575819
s3 salmon has egg throw
s2 salmon does not
very clear winner here

Fuck both salmon runs for not letting me choose my own loadout

>>535577040
not getting to pick is part of the experience, same with getting skills.

>>535574409
all idolfags in this general are deranged, Nono.

how can you like this game and not love at least one idol?

>>535575438
>>535577996
>bringing names again
Schizo or retard?

I love all the idols (except big man)

>>535574409
You are correct about that.

>>535578608
okay yuricuck we know you don't love them actually and only like your cuckold shipping fantasies

>>535578725
i cant read her face

>>535578149
There's no point in loving a fictional character.

anyone wanna do the duo challenge at rotation?

>>535578149
>>535578608
I like them, love is a strong word though

>>535580157
Why are you so miserable?

>>535575438
Bruh NigNog I do not care

>>535580821
if any woman itt looks like this pls dm me

>>535583013
good morning i rape you today

>>535574409
me

>>535583881
He said decent callie fans
not brainded coomers

>>535583881
post the original.

>>535584321
Sorry lil bro it's canon
>>535584351

coomers are really worthless

>>535583881
nigger edit

It's that time of the week.
Congyes.

>>535585789
they can't use computers

i wish /ink/ played this game

>>535589273
Playing this game pisses me off

>>535586303
I purposefully throw during a pb when someone I don't like is on my team

I unironically wish half of /ink/ went to jail for their CSAM shit but no one bats an eye on them somehow. I have literal proof.

>>535589887
FC? Rank?

>>535590046
CSAM?

>>535590046
Drawings don't have rights.

/ink/ has so many unregistered firearms. Thry should go to jail. I have literal proof.

>>535591748
what did Thry do though

Thry is innocent, I ain't

I am a law abiding veemo

>>535592421
>veemo is clearly guilty but woomy can't find any proof
>the whole movie is about woomy playing by the rules and trying to do the right thing
>woomy plants a bomb in veemos cell and kills veemo
Shit movie.

When are we gonna dox GreatTusks?

>535593030
When you shut the fuck up dramafag

>>535593030
Let it go Elsa

>more artificial drama
the koldschizo shit is annoying, but this GT stuff is just boring.

Kill yourself GreatTusks.

uh oh melty

>>535584689
>>535583881
i want to sniff her pits

>>535586303
I am very vocally against loli but occasionally dabble (mostly just for the size difference though)

So we're officially done with Splatfests for this game?

>>535600851
it's not done until they announce splatoon 4
we could very likely get a mario themed splatfest announced next month

>>535601218
Who do you prefer besides Mario?
Luigi/Peach/Bowser

>>535600851
Splatfests won’t end until the shirt replica is given to players.

>>535600851
usually they give out gear to indicate that the last splatfest has been played

>>535570403
I wish my fatness was just from one specific thing I ate instead of just generally eating a lot and being sedentary

>>535554616
>>535580172
ok how about now

>>535607574
@a @mikeinel @sketchtan @mikkel draw us

>didn't get art namedropped
i didn't want to draw for you anyway

Splatoon 4 idols will be better

>>535611082
you can't do better than goblin and veemlet

>>535611295
SEX

>>535609725
I'm not ever drawing Rainy or Timmy or any other confirmed pedophile.

>>535610006
It’s okay Vivi you can always kill yourself some other time

Namedrop /ink/ers you suspect to be pedophiles.

>>535611387
someone edit chav out like one of the joseph stalin photos

i don't like that when sketch makes his presence known all of a sudden shit posting ramps up over players no one remembers
i also don't trust anything he says having pretended to be a woman for over a decade
>535609725
this has to be him, not even 1% as good as any of those other artists no sane person would think he's as good as any of those not even close

>>535612635
>Anon
>ä/asa
>AR
>Ankat
>Bad Woomy
>Ballin
>Bargo
>Big Boss
>Brostar
>Broybit
>BooyahBoy
>Bonemiser
>Cday
>ChavoDel2
>Cranberry
>Cute&Funny
>Dead Game
>Dr Pepper
>ExcelExcel
>Fantasy
>FemurBrker
>Freakazoid
>Frye fan
>FonsGodail
>Footschizo
>GreatTusks
>Grezar
>Growlzagra
>Guri
>Gurkan
>Happy Sky
>Harmony Drawfag
>Hippie
>Hot Beans
>Hotdog
>Inkanony
>JamoLntern
>Jiphan
>Joey
>Kancora
>Kaz
>KDGY
>Lep'Bad
>Limon
>Lunar
>Megax2
>Mehtaru
>Mikkel
>Moon&Star
>MSPaintanon
>Nectarine
>Nekolin
>Nimulous
>Noble
>Nonoctoro
>Offlock
>Owers
>Panic
>Panzer
>Piya
>Rainy
>RANG
>Rayzor
>rb
>Reuniclus
>Ticktock
>Timmy
>Tokay 1
>Tokay 2
>Tooniko
>Sema
>Shiver Won
>Sketch-Tan
>Slom
>Skippy
>smalls
>SnakeHands
>SneakySnek
>Sonnen
>Soup
>South
>Spades
>Spooky
>Spore
>Squinty
>Stop Dying
>Taco
>Timmy
>Tofu
>Urchincel
>Vivi
>Whacka
>Woomy in the dark
>Yanyan
>Yeet Boy
>(You)
>Yotwa
>Yxx
>Zero

>>535613364
>not on the list
Eat shit fag

>>535508513
I've been meaning to ask, who won the CB Rom match? I was hit with a random DC in the final moments.

>>535615501
your team won

if 2 woomys are kissing in a bed do they still need to wear protection....

>>535616285
They got the bed sheet they'll be fine.

>535613025
thanks for the free headspace

Apartments.

squiggas

>>535613009
why?

>>535617024
real squigga shit ya'll just wouldn't get it

>>535611387
what happened to frye fan
where did he go

>>535617024
least their pants are pulled up

>>535617204
He realized this general is beyond saving and left before it got any worse, smart.

>>535617086
>>535617086

>too poor to afford clothes that fit
>rich bitches want to dress poor too
Squid sisters are stealing our culture.

>>535616868
Okay so basically you earn woomy coin and you can buy yourself an apartment. They come in different sizes and once you have it you can decorate it with stuff you buy or find in the sp. The plaza itself would be online like a lobby so you can walk around with friends. You're not necessarily in a squad or anything they can queue a match without you. Anyway in this HUB you would have the apartments and you could go and visit your friends apartments and check them out together. Most likely the plaza would have 4 different doors that would lead to an apartment. Your apartment would stay the same but everytime you log on you would have switched doors since again there are only 4 doors. It's kind of like how there are only so many spaces for you ceph to idle pose in somebody else's plaza after a match. But yeah nintendo pls add apartments already make it DLC so it can be properly introduced

>>535617630
so when it comes to the apartments themeselves they would have different layouts and sizes. I think it would be a pretty linear thing where bigger will just be better unless you're specifically looking to style a smaller apartment. The different layouts could vary adding more rooms, and maybe special rooms. Toilet is given but maybe once you expand you could also get a walk in closet or an extra guest room. Somebody might want apartment C because it has 2 windows on the left side that look nice, while apartment B has a large living room. But the real fun would be decorating it. People could come up with a bunch of different styles. As a bonus it would be really cool if you could interact with the furniture. Being able to sit on a couch goes a long way for autists like me

>>535617024
boondocks but its these squiggas instead

>>535617204
>>535617338
>he

>>535613009
someone edit nono in like one of those weeb hover-hand photos

>>535609725
I've already drawn f like like 50 times in 1 big draw and Rainy like 20 times

I would trade lockers, apartments, tableturf and all other useless shit that no one ever looks at for photo mode that is not complete ass.

>>535621375
What books?

>>535621375
fantasy do you like yuri

I'm not f

freakazoid do you like yuri

>>535622302
What movies/games?

Gold bitch bubbler because I’m a pussy faggot armor apologist

>>535625484
Where's the Splatoon version of Platoon

>>535625920
in development hell probably

My woomy is a N-zap main but she has a small bladder

Imagine woomy taking her spats down and taking a huge wee in the middle of a match, big splashing and hissing sounds to be heard across the map

>https://x.com/hutakokuten/status/1957004483164029137
what
>in b4 ninty c&d's it

another day, another salmon run I throw for my team

>>535628390
goyslop yayyy

>>535629290
You know you want it

I looked at the posts above why is the pord addict morm0n like this? can he be called a pedophile since he's underage but he sexually harasses his younger sister

Can I get a qrd on why kold is attacking GT now? Why is this kid obsessed with drama

fish anyone?

>>535631212
Yeah I'll go for a king.

>>535626937
that's okay she can relieve herself in my mouth

>>535631524
opening

>>535631779
sr 2/4

>>535626937
>>535627552
I think this is a kink of mine I'm getting a stiffy

>>535632890
Post hard bulge and belly.

"Ok fine. You win, meanie" type shit

>>535633048
gt pls

>>535631008
gt absolutely destroyed kold in last week's pb i dont think he won a single match

>>535590046
>I unironically wish half of /ink/ went to jail for their CSAM shit but no one bats an eye on them somehow
Said like someone who votes for pedophiles into power, to boot your cheeks are compatible with payment processors too.

ggs G

>>535634094
GGs

>>535634737
cute

>>535634082
FUCK YOU I VOTED FOR JILL STEIN

who else thinks splat4 should have kpop style idols like huntrix or sajaboys

veemopop woomy hunters

Souja boy in dat oh!

Is it possible to get outfits from past catalogues if I missed playing during that season?

>>535637573
Yeah they repeat every few seasons

>>535637573
you'll have to wait until that catalog comes back but yes

anyone wanna play some open?

>>535637876
>>535638207
>SR monthly gear appears in capsules so you could get them all in a week
>catalogue gear is on 3 month rotations and you have to grind to level 100
Nogami should fix this.

>>535628390
MY NAME IS

>>535638701
Huh?

>>535638701
Just imagine it, you actually impregnate her, yet you decide to stay and be a decent father.

>>535638336
grinding the catalogue is the main reason why I came back to this game. Having actual unlockables all the time is a pretty good incentive.

>>535638701
sicka sicka swim shady

>>535639525
>unlock everything
>never use but 5% of what you unlock
>quit playing
why play at all?

>>535640340
I enjoy the gameplay I guess, the unlockables just make it a little more worthwhile. Sure it's not perfect, but I like what there is.

>>535640183
Do they have sex

Splatoon 4 as a f2p live service game.
Microtransactions for gear, abilities, hairstyles, pants, eyecolors, ranked, sr, apartments, lockers, furniture, booyah, ouch, this way, 2nd kits, 3rd kits, 4th kits, queuing with friends, private lobbies, jukebox, tickets, friend holograms.

>>535640183
Is this series good? All I see about it are memes

>>535645219
If you like homestuck, helluva boss and super jail youll like it.

>>535645219
Very, beyond the bright colors and quirky designs, it's very well written and has a lot of character development

>>535644736
so ninjala

>>535645626
>>535645957
Ok I'll give it a look

>>535645219
almost every episode is a merch plug but it has good writing to mask that

>>535646528
Ninjala didnt have squids

>>535645219
anything by gl*tch is paced like a fucking tiktok
no

>>535649146
mind if i save this reddit image?

>>535649146
kek

>>535649146
i did like the first couple episodes of helluva boss. i did not enjoy a single second of watching anything by glitch

alright /ink/ tell me two modern western cartoons i should watch.

>>535651784
smiling friends
there is no second one

>>535651784
Smiling Friends and King of the Hill reboot

>>535651870
>>535651880
smiling friends writing really got so bad in the second season

>>535654865
i heavily disagree

>>535654901
Reminder >>535311905

>>535654865
I don't agree, but the best episode is still the first one

>>535654865
Honestly the only "bad" episode is the president one, but it still has some moments. Same with Rotten and the two brothers.
Season 2 is still home to my favorite episode, Alan's day out.

>>535656402
thread is dying what do you want

>>535651880
>King of the Hill reboot
Why would you inflict this on someone

>>535656753
You gatekeeped the place by rejecting ňøn̈ô and the positive change he represented, those are the consequences of your actions
Now perish

>>535657063
Have you actually watched any semblance of it or do you just see it as a family guy clone or something

>>535657214
I watched enough to know the new joke is "Connie is a burnout slut and Bobby enables it"
Not that it had any chance of being good with so many key actors fucking dead. Absolute hollow shell of a show puppeted by the Mouse the same way it does Marvel and Star Wars

wish I could have sex with a female (biological only) /ink/er

>>535657639
If you actually watched the rest instead of being an armrest beard-stroking keyboard warrior, you'd know that they actually address the Connie situation and deal with it appropriately. Furthermore they didn't intend on Dale and Redcorn's actors dying, one died naturally during recording and the other was a victim of a heinous hate crime, one I'm sure you'd probably promote just because it was against a demographic that you personally dislike.
Woomy.

This but Marie and Callie

>>535646528
Ninjala made the barefoot outfits FOMO battlepass exclusive and that was super gay. As lame as the Catalogs in Splatoon 3 were at least they cycle back around and aren't microtransaction shit.

I finished Kpop Demon Hunters. I have no hope that a Splatoon movie could be as good.

>>535660809
splat4 needs a kpop collab

i hope S4 will have better achievements than "kill X boss 10000 times"

mr beast but hes in splatoon.

>>535659985
Why would anyone fear missing out on barefoot outfits?

Yesterday I got S+ rank after being on S rank for a while, pretty happy about it and I'll try out X battle today. I'm sad that splatoon 3 doesn't have actual octarian hairstyles than domesticated octolings.. I know there's a mod for it but I don't have the money to mod my switch. I hope everyone's having a great day or night! It's morning for me so, good morning /ink/ !

>>535659026
>the writer's barely disguised fetish

>>535680393
I hate reddit since it's full of fat retards, I prefer being nice here once a year
fuck yall I guess I got S+ rank suck my dick

535685330
please don't reply to me

if we are getting a new weapon for each of the weirdo slosher subclasses, it's obvious that we're getting a smaller explosher because explosher is already a big gun, and we are probably getting a smaller more aggressive blob because bigger more spammy blob will be annoying as fuck, but do you think we should get a big sloshmo or a small sloshmo?

>>535691819
there's no proper way to balance this, but i want a slosher that can pierce like the grizzco one

>>535680393
>le positivity... in my general?

>>535672283
because they're based?

>>535698507
Why is it fat

woomy is ded

anyone wanna play some open at rotation?

>hi dev team why don't we make aerospray rg but better in every single way, to the point of being lowkey top tier?
>bless you mr ngmi and your genius ideas! we will get onto it right away

>>535710378
Me

>>535711420
Opening a room

grown ass women larping as schoolgirls

>>535714991
cute hags

GGs sh

>>535719342
GGs p

Pokémon did a proper free for all finally
Now I want to see a Splatoon version of a free for all

>>535719795
free for all is fundamentally incompatible with turf dynamics
it's like asking for free for all street fighter or something

>>535720305
Yeah you'd need everyone to have different ink colours. But I think it's doable with 8 players

>>535721252
wouldn't that make so many weapons almost completely unplayable?

>>535720364
Early days of splat 3 was funny

>>535719342
>>535718319
>mid sisters