Thread 535318585

DUTCH STRESSING EDITION

>Recent News
STRESS TEST TODAY!
Ascension bought, accounts were migrated.
Log in using your old Epoch account details on the Ascension website.
>https://ascension.gg/

>What is Project Epoch?
A World of Warcraft Vanilla+ Private Server featuring TBC talent trees and tasteful custom content.
>1500+ New quests
>2000+ New creatures
>2000+ New items
>And more!

For more info read their website
>https://www.project-epoch.net/

>Guilds
>Gurubashi
Alliance
Alliance

Previous Thread:
>>535292628

This one

>>535318585 (OP)
This one.

GURUPOCHIE
>GURULLIANCE

>>Guilds
>>Gurubashi
> Alliance
> Alliance
Any Horde guild on Guru?

i want to use this one because it's the only one that's not slop. no i don't care that it doesn't have as many posts because the psychotic tranny obsessed with controlling the OPs didn't spam didn't spam a bunch of posts in this to make it look more active.

>>535328794
this

>>535328794
it also doesn't mention the other server in the OP instead of being a retard and giving them attention

still no news from dutch?

I haven't been paying attention to this anymore, have they given an eta on when the game will be up?

guruguruguruguruguruguruguruguruguru

>>535339820
nope, hopefully a stress test this weekend and a launch next week

come home White man

epoch lost, wpsg lost, classic anniversary is winning:
>true server longevity and stability all the way into wrath
>no custom meme server bullshit
>original class balance
>forced faction balance
>gdkp banned
>TBC in december

>>535340498
This weekend?
We are going to play tonight!

I look like this and I play Gurubashi bw

I'm going to bed, don't stresstest without me guys

>Things are on course for open testing late tomorrow, and I will update again as soon as I have more certainty.
What is "late tomorrow" for dutch?

I thought pochie pals was the kezan guild?

>>535344394
he normally posts his updates around 5pm central so probably after that

Why does >pochie poster insist on having turtle mentioned in Epoch OP?
Doesn't this make you think?

>>535344394
pretty sure he's euro so probably in the next 8 hours

>>535344467
>3 hours at the earliest
im gonna kms

why are the ai sloppers so mad about an op image

I WANT TO HAVE FUN AT THE STRESS TEST DONT TEST WHILE I SLEEP

>>535344716
They have to be in control of the OP, it's extremely common with MMO threads.

real thread
>>535344092
>>535344092
>>535344092

>>535344412
I don't remember it ever being a kezan guild. I don't even know if they are a real guild though.

>>535344716
but i don't care about the OP image as long as its not a troondle shill thread

>>535344716
>>535344846
You also need to mention turtle as the first thing in the OP for some reason.

>>535344716
The same reason turtle troons are mad about the idea of a transmog toggle.
Troons HAVE to expose you to their slop and will throw a fucking fit if you don’t give them attentions

>>535344716
for some reason this is another one of those threads where some psychotic schizo MUST be the one to make every thread, MUST control the contents of the OP, MUST be the one to decide what OP images are and if he doesn't he'll throw a tanty and start spamming threads to try to get all the other ones deleted

>>535344882
>literally the first thing in the OP Is troondle
>AI garbage
>haha im such a quirky coomer
Sincerely kill yourself

>>535344886
I don't get it either, I don't wanna make the guild...

>>535344882
fuck off troon.
your days are numbered.
chuds own /epog/ now.

Just report the other OP for trolling with turtle shit mentioned in OP.

Come home
>>535344092

GURUPOCHIE
>GURUPOCHIE
GURULLIANCE
>GURULLIANCE

I like this thread better

bro really spent WEEKS making whitemane slop for 16 hours day, every day hahahahaha

>3 different /epog/ threads up
Come on, now

>>535345339
mm nyo, takes about 1 minute to gen 4 images

i’m going to watch the trump/putin meeting and shitpost in /pol/.
see u soon chuds.

>>535345339
Can you even imagine the smell in that room
>>535345369
This one was created first and is less cringe

dutch... please... I'm ready...

>pochieposter is the only anon in the other thread
kinda funny kek

>>535345654
im one of the pochieposters and i made this thread

pochie friday.... *cough cough*.... please.... i don't have much time....

>>535345654
both threads are completely dead lmao.
thread splitting always exposes samefaggotry. every time.

I can't wait for the server to be live so I can leave this shithole and only talk with my new friends I meet in game.

>>535318585 (OP)
We must seriously stop humoring the non-Whitemane generals.

>>535345894
Literally every post in both threads are all me.

where the hell is this poochie weekend i keep hearing about?

Get new material.

>>535346151
2 more weeks

>>535346024
can you at least use whitemane art that isnt ai

>>535346024
everyone is bored of whitemane slop, anon.
it’s been every thread for a month.

Let me play already nigger im feeling silly

>>535346024
I really like the OP picture for this one though.
Whitemane was getting real stale.

>>535346279
I don't post images fren, I'm just autistic and hate change.
>>535346398
It's still real to me dammit.

>>535346405
cool it with the transphobia

>Server is so badly coded it won't be able to launch before Turtle's new server even with Ascension staff at hand
Lmao.
I'm watching Quin69's vibe coding adventures and that's exactly how I imagine Kayotes resolving his server issues.

>>535346570
>cool it with the transphobia
Chromie is trans though

really

>just let the AGP troons control the OP
No

>>535346802
AI retards are seriously mentally ill. Porn addiction is no joke.

>>535346751
He might be a retard but he's my retard.

>>535346802
lol he's spamming threads now just like >>535345068 said

>>535346895
i dont understand it desu
unless ai can make photorealistic video i dont care
cant imagine gooning to some cartoon

It will feel extremely weird to actually log again, even if its just a stress test. It's surreal.

>>535347502
yeah well we're still waiting on that

Dutch, give us a sign.

are we finally learning to use normal threads?

>>535347971
cringe servers desu, join good ones like me

troonshire is coming.

>>535345068
She has been here long before you and will be here long after you leave. You will post in her thread sooner or later just give up newfag. Who do you think wrote the original Epoch generals? Just wait till bump limit and see

>>535348137
Don't worry, the tranny will samefag spam his Whitemane threads forever.

>>535348257
weak ragebait, 2/10

>>535348137
I am surprised that these low quality generals are allowed

>>535348139
>monsters & memories
I kneel

>>535348339
What a cope you call it bait when she literally wrote the op you copy paste

There's no point in splitting threads, just come over
>>535344092

>>535348558
erm, no thanks

>>535348558
fuck off

>>535348558
>troondle in OP
Troll thread.

>>535348758
>>535348870
>explicitly anti-shill
>still seething
You're not beating the sloppa cartel btw
There's an actual discord

>>535349168
>There's an actual discord
We know, tranny.

>>535349348
This AI General for /epoch/ somehow shows me that the community will be terrible from the start (when the Servers are going live)

>if my guild of no life sociopaths corpse camp you just call in your friends and fight back!
How about I just deprive you favela inhabitants the ability to cyber rape me in the first place?

>>535349512
They are a loud minority and control over /vg/ threads is all they have in life.
There will be plenty of normal people to meet in game and become their friend.

>>535345068
aaaaand your thread died because you dont fit in KEK time to do the walk of shame back to her thread tourist

why are there 3 /epog/s? get your shit under control or we're going to have a problem, gabish?

>>535350614
im the second top to bottom and i play gurulliance...

>>535344092
>>535344092
>>535344092
LEAVE THIS DEAD THREAD LMAO

Uh oh tranny meltie

>>535351342
Why do you care so much about a picture in OP?

Tranny is mad and melty

>>535351446
It's all he has in life

>>535351342
why u mad, its just a game

Still using this thread btw, die mad about it

>>535349512
still remember some sperging jew claiming i created 'his' thread.

i guess the idf is here as well, paying for replies.

Time to crank it.

Holy shit

'poch status?

>>535351601
you lost btw

>>535354239
Locked.

HAPPENING

>gurubashi
what!!!

>teleport 10k people in one location
>enable FFA PVP
I'm ready.

ascension giving gurubashi the love it deserves, i kneel

>We killed the web server and launcher, the stress test hasn't even started and we're already getting things to solve. Good job.

Check discord, their servers have already shat the bed

Pochie is dead.

it was me, i cyber raped the launcher

>>535354428
My dick still works and is uncut btw

>>535318585 (OP)
This one

Pochie castle when?

realm status?

comfy pochie waiting room

I literally can't stop thinking about cunny

>>535364083
>comfy
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

it's just too good i never want it to work

>Kezan offline
Not even locked servers are safe

Why is there still so much hype for this? It's just WoW..

OPEN THE FUCKING SERVERS

im killing myself

FUCK it's not that far away and I still can't decide what to play.

IT'S UP

>already more than an hour
bro what the actual fuck

KEZAN IS UP

im up (;

Does the old launcher work?

>1.2 GB update is being downloaded at 200kb/s
go on without me bros. don't look back

>>535364635
Gurubashi
Alliance
Male
Dwarf
Shaman
TANK
EXPLORER'S CONTRACT

Oh, damn. Guess my Ascension and Epoch logins are different.

>>535364891
Not so fast, I had characters on both kezan and gurubashi and none are appearing, confirming its wiped and relaunch will be fresh.

Characters missing and can't make new ones

you just HAD to be there

GURU BROS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>535365143
>launch was the worst thing ever
>still get this many players
gamers will put up with anything

>>535364884
Does anybody know how tanking as a shaman will be in epoch? I've always been fascinated by vanilla shaman's strange ability to half tank.

>>535365480
freshfags are the dumbest people on the planet

>>535365534
Probably shit just like literally every time anyone has given them the tools to tank

best 5min of my week, i'm off to sleep now, we had pochie saturday

>>535364729
No

>>535365534
you'll be able to tank early dungeons and thats it. its a meme that is fun for early progression then best laid to rest once you get to a certain point. just save some int gear and you'll get groups left and right with healing.

>>535365534
They got nothing new besides new gear at best. You would have to be really dedicated, autistic and crazy to make it work but it can be done.

>>535364884
Shaman is tempting but enhancement is probably still pretty bad solo. I should just play a hero class (hunter/rogue/lock/mage) but I'm struggling to resist the call of playing a dogshit melee....

HOGGER!!! I'M COMING TO KILL YOU!! IN ELWYNN FOREST AT YOUR CAMP!!!

>>535364130
>>535364130
>>535364130
thread's this way, chudsters

>>535366797
mmmmmmm nyo!

>>535366830
this is not a silly game

I'd say about 50/50 odds Pochie launches concurrently with Ambie (or even before)

HANDHSAKING

soon?

this one is oki

>Anon why won't you just play on Ambershire?
SILENCE Filth

>Crashed at 1500 pop
lmao this shit is fuarking cooked.

Not dooming here, just being realistic. This shit is nowhere near ready to go live. Btw have you heard that turtle is opening a fresh new realm in just 2 days

>>535376331
I call bullshit. Turtle is chud-central.

>>535376331
>private channel
That's fucking wild if reale. We always talk about politics in guild chat, how come my guild members have never been banned? I

>>535376397
kino

THERES NO LAG

im in

>>535376434
(in one zone)

I'm in bigly

Why are there SO MANY FROGS

>>535376397
Give nude mod link.

NOW I got it. Server first kill

>>535376992
post bussy

If Ascension servers are in western europe, why do i get 50ms from Netherlands? Epoch was was like half that.

>>535376992
Suck my dick gayboy

>>535365534
Kaytotes said he doesn't believe in Shaman tank so don't expect it

>>535377320
Kaytotes doesn't believe in 2 genders either

>>535377320
meanwhile shammy tank is fucking a lot of pussies in Big Breton Cock +

>>535376992
the real gurubashi gang

>>535376914
https://files.catbox.moe/o84gtu.zip

it won't let me create a character

i just want to stress test bros

the carts are so fucked lmao horses and the driver replaced by players

>>535377596
human on ally only

>>535377596
Humans only Zughead

I found the motehrfucker

I defended ascension against the turtletroons in these generals for weeks and now they wont even let me reserve my name... what a joke...

yeah

>>535377680
Looks fine to me. Nice crop.

>people already trying to make themselves relevant
i understand the problem with fmc now

>>535377680
>manly tears standing in front of his house.jpg

So why are the trannies trying to control the OP exactly?

>>535377919
Nobody knows why there's an AI sloppa mafia trying to do that, but that's a thing that exists for some reason

uhh bros it's been like 15 minutes and no crash?

>>535377514
uh anon?

Why did my addons completely break when the server was restarted this time?

Almost back to 2k pop

>>535378156
>2k ppl no crash
WOWOWOWOOWOZERS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YOIIIIIAKAKKAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT
NO WAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HUGE WIN 1 MILLION DOLLAR JACKPOT CLAIM NOW FREE PUNJUABI 10 SPINS 3 LIVES 500 GEMS

>>535378216
Don't know what that is, but you can get the mods in the /wpsg/ OP lines 17 and 21

>>535377919
it's really funny watching them project and call everyone else trannies lol

Yes, Mr. Dutch, I'm stress-testing very thoroughly right now

¡Los te esperan en Gurufacha!

La hermandad más rojopastillada y basada (en hechos reales) del servidor. Te esperamos para el mejor contenido PvP y PvE (maricas abstenerse).

1800 PEOPLE IN ONE AREA IS UNREALISTIC SO SAYETH DUTCH

>>535378358
>gurufacha
i laughed

>>535378332
Thanks, anon.

>>535378358
onions moreno, así que esto es realmente genial. No puedo esperar a recibir asistencia social y violar mujeres y hundir mi grasiento trasero todo el día jajjajajaajaja

Update:

Okay, we've got 1800 online just in the human start zone without announcing this test, and it is a bit laggy.
We see why and are fixing it.
As many of you know, performance gets way worse the more people are in 1 area. 1800 in one area is already unrealistic for 1 area
Once this update compiles, a restart will happen and testing will continue. ETA for compile is 15-20~ minutes

>>535378582
God I want DutchDaddy to Mpreg me so fucking hard.

>>535378582
Will they let me make a character once the servers are up?

>>535378582
>1800 in one area is already unrealistic for 1 area
i dont care if it's "realistic" just make this shit work. nostalrius could fit 3 billion pajeets and ruskies in 1 area with everyone spamming AOE spells, buffs and heals no problem.
no it's not "lost technology"

>>535377919
this is the only thing he has going for him in his life

>>535377514
Whats the fog pushback file

>>535378819
>nostalrius could fit 3 billion pajeets and ruskies in 1 area with everyone spamming AOE spells, buffs and heals no problem.
Do you know how much they had to rape and gape the server to get that shit working?

Have you even written your own compiler?

>>535378819
stupid ass nigger did you even play on nost?

>stupid tranny spam is only in the AI porn threads
Really makes you think

>>535378876
>Everything practically had stealth because nothing would load in until it was right in front of you
heh...

>>535378876
Nostalrius wasn’t magic, they just rewrote big chunks of the core, stripped checks, reduced packet bloat, and offloaded stuff to bare-metal boxes. You can still do it, it’s just ugly and most retail servers won’t touch that level of hackery.

>>535379062
Yeah, that's what I said. They raped and gaped it.

>>535378892
this dude would have the servers running without even a player cap

>>535377693

This one

>>535379327
Nah

Alright im going to bed, you guys have fun stress testing this shit.

LOL they can't get the server up. We gave them admin privileges over our linux and windows for nothing.

>>535379327
Based. It aint the same without Whitemane sloppa.

>>535378341
Grommash was right

>>535379327
Real thread

>>535379062
they did this with way less information and with way weaker server hardware

Can the pochie poster post the Haruhi dancing gif?

is the server cooked right now? I cannot log in.

>>535379327
Fuck off troon

IT'S UP

Still not gonna use tranny threads

I like how the Epoch team are redditniggers with a blind hatred for 4chud, yet there has always been a lot of support for their project here even with one of the worst launches of all time.

>Servers cooked
>It somehow wasn't a Kaytotes Failure issue, literally no one can get Project Epoch up and running
>All level 15s and below have been wiped, forcing everyone into starting areas which results in servers being unplayable
>Only way forward is strict +100 person queue per 15 minutes system
>New queue system means you have a very low chance of being able to play the first several days
>By the time you do play many will be level 45+ thereby nullifying the effect of wipes to begin with
>You're giving Ascension Kernal Access despite no other launchers for any private servers of video games in the last 20 years requiring this and even with the best intentions and ultimate level of trusts if anyone hacks Ascension they've also hacked you

>278ms
fuck me

uhhh

>stress test after ascension's fixes is even laggier than the last time the servers were up
what the fuck bros is this server ever going to launch D:

>>535380132
And other schizo delusions you've invented in your head

>>535380132
>You're giving Ascension Kernal Access
proof?

Looking good!

>>535380428
^retard

>>535380442
pic related

>>535380676
>>535380676
That means it has admin access, anon. Which is still a higher degree of permissions, but not the same thing as having access to your kernel lmao.

>Less than 2000 for stress test
What happened to the hype?

>>535381264
Its stressing one start area individually

No high elves? No care.

>>535380676
>Anon confuses kernel access with admin access
Turdle troons, everyone

>>535380151
it's for Big Guys

I was in the wrong thread can you guys 5give me?

>>535380442
i like popcorn so this isn't a problem for me

Pochie is dead

pwoooh...

>>535384109
and we killed it

Awesome test my mpriggers

when's the relaunch?

>>535400360
we don't know yet, but they seem to really be pushing for Saturday.

Why does the tranny keep making new threads and why do the mods not do anything about it?

>>535409321
>they intentionally make /vg/ bad on purpose
>they have pet schizos and knowingly allow them to shit up the board
>transexual jannies protect transexual cabals
take your pick

the stress tests were pretty fun, feels like in one day we got 1 or 2 weeks of whatever progress epoch devs would have made

>>535400360
i think relaunch will be in one week

It's unfixable, I am rolling on Turtle tomorrow.

I was IN. char creator. for about 15 sec

This one.

i like this thread im tired of ai porn spam

So what Unitframes are your fav?

>>535431619
Elvui

>>535431619
Xperl, but I'm not using any addons except for MoveAnything until I get either one character to 60 or 2 characters to 40.

I just want a sort bag button but I dont wanna use elvui because its ugly, is there any alternative?

>>535432890
>Xperl
eww

>>535438090
whats so bad about it?

Any other Linux users unable to select Project Epoch on the Ascension launcher?

I only see Live. When I click the arrow to select something else, nothing happens.

>>535444056
Nevermind I fixed it. Needed some extra winetricks stuff.

-f win10 ie8 corefonts dotnet48 vcrun2015

>>535442354
The way it looks

is this it?
are we finally back

pochie tonight

Now that the dust has settled are we still playing pochie?

>>535449447
Definitely but if it launches in the next couple of days I'll just play on ambershire first and hop on epoch later since their planned raid progression schedule is way slower

seriously though
what's the launch date looking like?
2 weeks?
fall? winter?
2027?

Uh, sisters?!

Is the server going to go through another wipe for the real launch?

>>535449646
either tomorrow or in a week, no inbetween

5.5k, all the tourists went back to blizzard. They might as well launch it tonight, or it will be dead in two weeks

>>535449646
tonight or tomorrow

>>535345798
is that fat faggot dead yet?

died at 6.5k. troontle keeps wining

>>535449769
>>535449887
I can't use old launcher (and change realmlist or something)?

>>535449860
considering that this was an impromptu test thats an amazing number, a real launch will have at least 10k as long as they don't take 2 more weeks

>>535449860
Can you still play through the original launcher or is the ascension one needed?

>>535450148
the old launcher doesnt work, but you can use the old client with the new launcher

Okay gamers.

We got to 6.5-7k without lag. Performance is no longer a concern. Now it is time to focus in on crashes
Sanitization is being re-enabled. THIS WILL MAKE THE REALM LAGGY AND MAKE IT CRASH MORE. That's the intention, it will help us find everything that could cause a crash on launch,
Play around and do various different things in game so we can find these issues.

Anyone have a picture of epoch goldshire?

Somone in the other thread could probably help you with that.
>>535449645

>>535453683
spamming/flooding

>>535318585 (OP)
This one.

>>535453683
lol

>>535318585 (OP)
Finally, a real thread.
What are you guys rolling tonight?

>>535456830
Fem Undead Warrior

>>535344882
fuck off ai sloppa coomer faggot

>>535456830
warlock troll

>>535456830
dwarf paladin

>>535456830
i can't decide between nelf hunter and femdead hunter

>>535456830
dwarf shaman gurubashi
>tonight

>>535456830
Human Mage

is there going to be a pvp option available for Epoch?

>>535456830
>tonight
monday at earliest

>>535456830
Warrior (undecided race)(undecided sex)(undecided professions)(undecided spec)

>>535456830
nothing because it's another stress test where we don't get to keep our progress, i'm done testing for these guys. launch the server or fuck off.

>>535459468
there will be at least one pvp server

wtf guys, gurubashi 2 just flew over my house

Melee Attack or Ranged Attack?
Thanks to the 3.3.5 client we utilize, Hunters will automatically swap between using melee or ranged attacks based on the distance to their target. This also means you can right click an enemy to begin using Auto Shot!

As a reminder, in Burning Crusade the infamous "deadzone" was removed, and therefore it does not exist on Project Epoch.


And yet somehow, I can't autoshot in melee. Wtf EPOCH FIX YOUR SHIT

>>535461545
what part of "swap between using melee or ranged attacks based on the distance to their target" don't you understand?

>>535461545
the deadzone is the sixth and seventh yard where you could do neither melee attacks (5yard range) or ranged attacks (8yard range)
that deadzone does not exist on epoch, you are either in melee, or in ranged, no getting cucked

Have they confirmed whether or not stress test characters will be wiped on the actual server launch?

I don't want to get invested now if it's just gone in a few days

>>535456830
Femdead anything except warlock

I'm gonna just use this one, tired of the catalog being flooded by threads plus I hate the sloppa tranny. How we feeling lads, we think Epoch is gonna launch tomorrow?

>>535466306
Release tomorrow, trust the plan.

epochsissies yaaaaaas!
i mean...
ascensionsissies yaaaaaas!

>>535463565
yes the stress test characters will be wiped. we still don't know what happens to our pre-ascension characters but they fact that they've already wiped for a stress test and dodge the question every time makes me think it's probably gonna be a wipe. i hope if it is it's purely for technical reasons and not some bullshit "well it needs to be le fair for everyone" reason, there is literally zero justification to wipe the meager progress of a few hundred people when it's gonna be tens of thousands of people playing.

>>535466306
seems like they're pushing for that but i don't know, i guess it just comes down to how much progress they make today. i think Dutch said he felt like they could launch but wouldn't say when, so maybe they're just going to crank it today and get it as stable as possible to see what happens Sunday.

>>535467076
clearly you do not understand fresh hype
if theres no wipe people will not play

If the performance is good they can just keep fixing minor bugs after launch.

>>535467186
don't care fresh tourists are locusts and a plague and i hope they fuck off to turtle

>>535467290
if you dont care about fresh youd be playing any other server and not rushing to play a fresh server thats not even out of testing yet

>>535467431
yeah because epoch is just a stock trinitycore server with no custom content whatsoever

retard

>>535466306
I really, really like this image. Do you have more like it

>>535467263
i think the biggest problem right now are the not working boats and zeps

>>535467595
so the first thing you said was that they shouldnt wipe, so you obviously do care about it being fresh even though you want to pretend you never said that

>>535467836
Just this one

>>535467965
not an argument

>>535467836
not a gobbo but

>>535468303
>im just going to call out people for wanting fresh
>i totally dont care about fresh guys...
>haha whens the server coming out haha not that i care about getting there first or anything...

>>535468131
>>535468551
Exquisite. Thank you kindly.

I am done with being a lab rat.
Release it.
Now.

IT'S DOWN

>>535470690
i think it's just a restart

>>535467076
>yes the stress test characters will be wiped.
>we still don't know what happens to our pre-ascension characters
>probably gonna be a wipe
okay then i guess i'll see you guys when this actually comes out. maybe i'll mess with addons to have them ready, but i have zero interest in doing QA testing in my free time. i already do that for a living.

they're going to try and force a launch before turtle wow fresh and then custom content crashes will be constant until it's brought down again after a few hours
actual launch next month

>>535470881
You will be a lab rat and you will be happy.

>>535471221
*rapes you*

pochie~

>>535456830
maybe balance druid
maybe paladin
maybe shaman
maybe chadow priest

>>535473073
Please be on Kezan.

just fucking announce the launch so i can plan my week around it FUCK

>>535476204
no

so did it launch?

>>535480269
yeah we're doing MC rn

>ALREADY A QUEUE AT BARELY 2K PEOPLE ONLINE
HAHAHAHAH

OH NONONONONONO

ITS ABSOLUTELY FUCKING OVER

Where's the bratty gnome cunny?

>>535318585 (OP)
now that we've all played it, are we done pretending that pochie is good?

>no launch today
wowsers...

Uhh....

>>535344716
Same reasons pedos, troons and other freaks become moderators in online communities and do it for free.
Very little to no accomplishments or control over your life irl so you become a control freak in the digital world.

launch tonight

I want to keep playing the stress test but i dont want to burn myself out on leveling constantly...

>launch unironically imminent
>still cant decide what to play

>>535487256
if it's another wipe then like last time it'll come down to the names i can get

>Rogue to rape niggas in PVP
>Spriest to rape niggas in PVP
HELP ME DECIDE

>>535330987
HAVE SOME GODDAMN FAITH

>>535487424
holy priest to get raped by niggas in PVP

>>535487424
rogue is absurdly strong on 2.4 talents, spriest wont even be close

>>535487256
Prot warrior on Guru, embace suffering

GURUPOCHIE
>GURULLIANCE
GURUPOCHIE
>GURULLIANCE

For me, it's Frost Mage
Have fun not touching me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qrs7LnmdNy8

>>535497061
*laughs in bestiality wrath*

I forgot how good hunters feel without the dead zone. Kitting has never been better.

Rape pochies.

Which race gender and class combo are you fucks playing?

>>535504615
Whitemane
White female
Big ass

>>535504720
Human child pet

>>535504615
Troll hunter
Nelf druid
Dwarf shaman
Only mentally ill queers play as female characters.

>>535505576
unironically based

>>535505576
but i like the voice acting of fem gnome best. and i dont self insert or rp or pretend im my character or play dress up. i just like her silly train and combat squeaks

>>535505576
absolute anti-cringe

>>535506107
>I'm not one of those weirdos who does rp I just stare at an image of a little girl all day like a normal person!

I've been 100% dead set on race/class/appearance/professions on all of my toons since day one yet I still cannot settle on a name for my main.

>>535505576
i may be queer but im not mentally ill ok?

>>535506813
Name your character Majula

Where am I supposed to put addons now?

>>535507594
Interface > AddOns

So the stress test seems to be going well
Launch imminent?

have we launched yet? im tired of stress tests

>tauren get permanent totem decoration
>undead get conditional 2 minute body swap if you're near an undead
Very cool.

POCHIE OF THE GURU KIND

been away all week and missed updates, how's the server looking?
is the new team any good?

Is the troll starting zone music from bfa?

>>535508461
>Is the new team any good?

They seem far more competent than the gaytotes crew but I still don't trust them.

>>535508461
we might launch in a couple of days but for real, ascension team has been cranking like crazy. they did what would have been 2-3 weeks of work for the epoch devs in like 48 hours.

>>535509181
4 years*

gonna be honest fellas
kinda tired of the mpreg meme

oh they changed the sign

>>535510959
Hyjal confirmed?

confirmed best starting professions for meta grinding is mining and tailoring

it's coming out at 9 am tomorrow

>>535514803
9 am what time

>>535514915
in the morning

GURUBASHI SISTERS WHAT THE FUCK

>>535514915
14 GMT

>Dutch pulls through
TRUST THE PLAN

>>535514976
>Gurubashi release time will be announced after Kezan launches, and it will be the same day as Kezan
Calm your dilation deprived hole, Turdlette

>>535515208
im just shitposting im not a turtlecuck

>>535515208
>gurutroon can't handle some minor bantz

>>535506813
>>535507297
Alujam

I told my friends they will end up wiping like 3 weeks ago. Feel a bit sorry for people who were waiting 2-3 weeks and each day logging in to level and do profs a bit but oh well.

Dutch ignoring the community poll is a good thing imo but kinda shows he might just add convivence shit to the cashshop sooner or later since he doesn't care the community, but im gonna enjoy fresh 1-60 before they might fuck it up.

>>535520620
>Dutch ignoring the community poll is a good thing imo but kinda shows he might just add convivence shit to the cashshop sooner or later since he doesn't care the community, but im gonna enjoy fresh 1-60 before they might fuck it up.
he said it was due to a technical reason which makes sense, they rolled back a couple of versions before the epoch vibe coders fucked up the server code.

my only real issue is that the wipers are genuinely the worst people in the community and now feel like they "won" something when it was literally just a technical issue. like all of their entitled shitty behavior is being rewarded now, it's sad.

>>535521702
>my only real issue is that the wipers are genuinely the worst people in the community
it's the opposite though

>>535522269
it's all the entitled retail tourists who view the game as a race to max level and nothing else. they see someone else doing better as an affront to themselves like indians. awful awful people.

>>535523484
fresh launches are more fun when zones are filled with thousands of people all competing for the same mobs I never got to experience that on epoch due to the awful launch but now with the wipe I will be able to

0,2,4,6,8 Gnome Priest
1,3,5,7,9 Dwarf Shaman
Repeating digits Undead Paladin

>>535523804
yeah it's all about you and what you want and you experience, not entitled or brown at all

>>535524226
very jewish post

>>535524416
a couple of hundred people being level 7 doesn't affect you in the slightest but you just can't help it, the resentment is hardcoded into your brown DNA

>>535524850
your self-victimization narrative is jewish. no one gives a fuck, get your head caved in with a bat.

>>535524226
just accept the fact that you lose with grace instead of seething about it

>>535524921
i see you samir

>>535524983
>please saar it is not very much progress saar i will be world first 60 *reaches level 14 and never logs into the server again*

>>535525148
The speed leveling autists were the ones opposed to the wipe

How we feelin', my Gurugurus?

>>535526186
wonder how long they'll make the gurubussies wait

AHAHAHHA GURU KEKS WILL STAY LOCKED IN THEIR CHASTITY CAGE AND WATCH US KEZAN GODS PLAY THE GAME LMAO

I can't believe there's still this many people so hyped to do the same leveling grind again.

>>535532682
i haven't leveled on vanilla/classic in several years and i don't replay this game constantly so it's fine for me

>>535532682
There are 10 new quests, it will totally be different this time.

retail has more content

>download ASScension launcher
>select epoop download destination
>still makes me download 12gb after verifying files
???

>>535505576
Some races are just superior female. Orc, human and night elves for example. The level of polish and flow of animations are just not the same compared to the male counterparts. It is very obvious for human. Male undead mogs everyone regarding style however.

So if i cant take a Week off PvP doesnt make sense at all or?

>>535547560
a week isn't too bad, but a few months in and you'll just get ganked by some fag 30 levels higher than you

I was there!

i managed to get two really nice names i wanted at launch on menethil but i feel like it's not even worth investing any time into the other servers

Any reason I shouldn't play on Menethil with warmode on? Queues are much lower and they said it will merge if it dies. Is the Gurubashi Minty Fresh a real guild or a shitpost? I'd join if it's real, despite the redditor name, but I need to know for sure becuase the queue is massive.

How do I play on this server without the launcher? I have the old Project Epoch 3.3.5a client installed

I don’t want to download the launcher if I don’t have to as I’m trying to set this up on my steam deck

these people are blind cause they can't get pfquest to work

90% pop drop when they realize there is group finder

sreencap this

when is ambershire out, like how many hours?
it should take some tourists away

>>535570651
2

>>535570384
that's why i'm not rolling on any of the new realms

>>535570203
I'm on Linux, the other launcher works fine. Just make sure you get these winetricks verbs:
>>535444613

As for getting it to work with the old launcher, it might be more hassle so I just trashed it.

I guess the AIslop threads won. Sad.

>>535570384
>90% pop drop when they realize there is group finder
what's wrong with group finder?

So it's basically impossible to mine and herb

Any guru horde chad guild?

What server did the transgirls go to, I want a gf

impressive jannies never deleted this thread

I have made 10 characters on Guru, and 10 exact copies of them on Kezan. I'm all set. Those names are MINE.

What video settings do you recommend for straight 60fps even with a shitton of players on screen?

If I do Ultra, I get about 40fps on modern hardware lol.

>>535611517
Nevermind, turning down the Shadows one tic down from max settings instantly increased my FPS to 74 in the same crowded area. I guess it was that easy.

Is it even possible to play on these servers from NA or is everything like 200 ping

>>535611737
I'm at 82 ping and I'm in NA. It's pretty good.

What is it with Tauren/Orcs moving over to the Undead starting area

>>535615095
I guess people just hate the Barrens

has epoch finally had their server stay up longer than 1 day?

So how's your leveling going?

So what names did you guys manage to get? :3

is it the lag or multiple people can mine a single node?
i feel like there's a despawn timer after the first one hit it

>>535631937
I got my usuals and a few random names like doflamingo and rosinante that I like. Also nabbed skibidyrizz

>>535631052
yeah, it's launched properly and buttery smooth

thread dead now that everyone playing...

>>535343934
>original class balance
this is bad though.

I am... a Menethil futa.....

>>535343934
Why would anyone in a Classic+ thread want TBC retard? I swear this board has a fundamental misunderstanding of what the hell this server even is.

>>535640231
are you the tomboy futa RPer?

i'm all in on Kezan i'm gonna be so pissed if Menethil winds up the RP server

>>535641151
Yes.
I started on Kezan but I didn't get the name Bea so I tried again on Menethil.

>>535640231
go back to kez so I can fill you with male nelf cock