Thread 535344092

troondle filth off the op!

>Recent News
UPDATE YOUR LAUNCHER AHHHHHHHHHH
RELAUNCH THIS WEEKEND. TURDLES LOST.
STRESS TEST TODAY!
CLIENT GOT ROLLED BACK TO 3464 = WIPE IMMINENT
Ascension bought, accounts were migrated.
Log in using your old Epoch account details on the Ascension website.
>https://ascension.gg/

>What is Project Epoch?
A World of Warcraft Vanilla+ Private Server featuring TBC talent trees and tasteful custom content.
>1500+ New quests
>2000+ New creatures
>2000+ New items
>And more!

For more info read their website
>https://www.project-epoch.net/
>Guilds
>Gurubashi
Alliance
Alliance


Previous Thread:
>>535318574

dutch lied pochies cried

First for gvrv

I only come here for Whitemane

Oh the real thread.
Anyhow I'm still gonna nap.
See you all soon.

POCHIE NIGHT
>POCHIE NIGHT
POCHIE NIGHT
>POCHIE NIGHT
POCHIE NIGHT
>POCHIE NIGHT

>>535344347
False.

10-mans only use 1 tank?
I'm not feeling so good, warriorbros...

This one

guruguruguruguruguruguruguruguruguruguru

I don't get it, why do the troons (not our guruboyfailures) keep making fake threads.
What the fuck is the point

come home White man

epoch lost, wpsg lost, classic anniversary is winning:
>true server longevity and stability all the way into wrath
>no custom meme server bullshit
>original class balance
>forced faction balance
>gdkp banned
>TBC in december

POCHIE WEEKEND
TRVST THE PLVN

thinking sloppa is the thread

>>535344584
Isn't that a boy

We are going home soon bros
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aUBrjGrzBm0

>>535344665
only if you let it be...

>>535344556
>come home White man
>come pay Blizzard money in 2025
Go wrap your car around a tree you fat alcoholic retard

>>535344791
I'm pretty sure he's got a little penor.
I seen it in a doujin.
I happened to stumble upon

POCHIE HYPE
>POCHIE HYPE
POCHIE HYPE
>POCHIE HYPE

>>535344092 (OP)
I see Whitemane kino and I know it's the real thread
simple as!

>>535344556
I have more respect to turtle trannies desu

I'm going to take care of all the boyfailures on Kezan, you gurusissies handle....whatever the fuck it is you call your prison bitches

Pochie night about to start!
Are you ready kids?!

dutch... please...

pochie doko

Realistically I'm expecting a server launch next weekend or maybe somewhere at the end of the work week. No way they can get it up this weekend.

>>535345223
Need whitemane in this pose with bigger ass

>>535344556
>tbbc in december
no thanks!

>>535344891
get on with the times old man

POCHIE NIGHT
>POCHIE NIGHT
POCHIE NIGHT
>POCHIE NIGHT
POCHIE NIGHT
>POCHIE NIGHT

8 years of self improoving
Gymcelling
Getting a good job
Dressing well

Im still as much of a truecel i was 8 years ago

Exactly nothing changed except now i can bench 3 plates for six reps close grip

Fuck this shit im going to kill myself at 40

>>535345223
why is she doing the ORCED pose?

>>535345679
did you work out your social muscles too?

Tonight's the night... test for sure...

>>535345374
Itll "be up" but not stay up consistently all weekend because of bugs.

>>535345542
Men look like men.
Women look like women.
I hate to break it to you but you can't actually trick people, they are just humouring you.
Like a kid doing a magic trick

BBC code
https://ascension.gg/user/invite/043aaab5-d9a6-4716-98a7-9be9ce9e5699

>>535345679
Calm down Alexensual

>it's still not up
We're definitely launching after Ambershire at least

>>535345679
you're not trying hard enough or your standards are too high. I see manlets, fatties, and uggos out and about with their girlfriends.

slurping on some Tasty BBC+ while we wait, bros

>>535345775
he’s on 4chan complaining about having trouble meeting people.
we know the answer to this.

>>535346565
BBC+

>>535343746
>>535343618
how do you get this to run for epoch? i've set the realmlist and shit but it gets stuck at "handshaking". something tells me I need to do something more for the epoch client but I don't know what I'm doing

Do I need to download the ascension launcher to play, or will the OG Epoch launcher still work?

>>535346851
ascension launcher with admin rights

POCHIE FRIDAY

>>535346826
Worked first try in my machine
Are you typing admin in both user and password?

>POCHIE WEEKEND
POCHIE WEEKEND
>POCHIE WEEKEND
POCHIE WEEKEND

idk guys, im trying out bronzebeard and it doesnt seem so bad, it's more fun than turtle so far ;d

>>535346913
And if I don't want my computer to get raped?

p...pochie...

>>535346952
yup
do you run the sandbox as wotlk or vanilla? i've already tried both anyway

>>535347004
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

>>535345679
8 years of doing nothing
no exercise
NEET
dressing like a slob

and its the jews fault

>>535347071
Wotlk and 3.3.x sandbox

>>535347096
Looking beastly grimlic

If you are seriously having trouble meeting people and want to self improve.
Go to a guys gym.
I made the terrible mistake of joining the nearest gym to me, full of dudes, stinks of sweat, we have a vomit bucket that will make you vomit from the smell on a empty stomach.
Fantastic guys though, find a guys gym inject your bud with some steroids and wonder why he has a rock hard 3 inch pecker and 12 inch neck, put on goku going super and watch half the gym tear up

>>535344092 (OP)
W-woah...

>>535347096
ah, a fellow darkest dungeon cosplayer

>>535347096
achievable natty?

>>535346980
50k day one between turtle and epoch
Down to 10k after 4months after the nostalgia faggots fuck off and they go play bf6 or whatever FOTM slop

Screen cap this

Bronzebeard is the affordable hot as fuck escort that you bang once per month and have best nuts of your life, ans then you move on with your life

>>535345679
time to try some psilocybin, lsd, mdma or meth.

Remember how grim things were 1 week ago? We are so back

>>535347327
>we have a vomit bucket
is this a real thing or just a /fit/ meme?

>>535347327
Based

Ngl kinda fucking tired of the shitskin teenagers at my gym, and women dressing in slutty clothes hogging the machines

https://streamable.com/l928fg
>Weakest BBC+ player

>>535347096
wear some studded leather and you could pass as a feudal bandit

>>535347656
https://youtu.be/3HFE3vSQ30Q?si=YvKUj-6Ew7EpfZWG

>>535347678
I care
I asked

>>535347096
what...what is the bucket for?

POCHIE WEEKEND
>POCHIE WEEKEND
POCHIE WEEKEND
>POCHIE WEEKEND
POCHIE WEEKEND
>POCHIE WEEKEND

>>535347587
>people went back and put mpreg reactions now that they're unlocked
actually funny

>>535347967
The toilet is stuck clogged

>>535344092 (OP)
i think its time that a janny deletes you

>>535348130
>psychotic jewish tranny SPEAKS OUT!

HES GONE!

>>535345223
Monster whites and snacks are in standby

>>535347656
I didn't even know it was a /fit/ meme, we have a bucket, it's a old mop bucket. it's egg shelled colour but the bottom of it is almost orange.
The bucket makes you throw up, you put the bucket under guys heaving, as you do this you hold back your own vomit.
The bucket makes you throw up.
>>535347674
>https://streamable.com/l928fg
>No 40 year olds spitting in your face screaming at you
Yeah find a guys gym, to be fair though we have a zoomer

>>535348237
who?

>>535348237
>Furry removed before launch
Is this.....power

>>535348237
oooof
I joined about three years ago and remember seeing this fag always posting and 'shilling' for furblogs to be playable. Imagine no lifing for a project for years only for it to end like this

>>535348376
"community moderator" who ran to epoch after whitekidney kicked him off the everlook staff team after he talked about hentai in staff channels
also the same "community moderator" that, after getting kicked from everlook, emailed blizzards legal team with whitekidneys contact info

>>535345542
Trvrh nvke

>>535348372
>>535348459
>>535348428
why do you know who this is. just why

Tonight's the night...

>>535348496
>community moderator
good riddance.

>>535348602
I don't know who that is though.
Why do you care?

>>535348624
Pochie night!

>>535348279
That's the whiteout bucket.
Almost forgot it's name.

The time is drawing near.
Pochie soon

POCHIE NIGHT

The bf6 beta isn't very fun, need my 'poch badly

>>535348237
is like they know the server is dead and never going to launch

5 hours to go until stress test!

>>535347587
what changed so far?

kitty isn't even here yet

>>535349007
more like their only power and status only has crumbled and now theyre all having temper tantrums
ross, altered, magic, wilbur
all it took was a simple draining of the swamp

Just woke up
Has Dutch started typing yet?

>>535349125
We have a different person telling us to wait for updates now.

>>535348902
>>535348918
Ten pressups.
Go

YOU LIED
YOU SAID POCHIE FRIDAY
FRIDAY IS ABOUT TO END AND THERE IS NO POCHIE

>>535349223
Shocking, mon.

>>535349125
They refilled the copium tank with hopium.

i just received terrible news, dutch has passed away (it was the vaxx)
i guess we'll all be on ambieshire after all.....

NEW UPDATE IN THE CLIENT
>NEW UPDATE IN THE CLIENT
NEW UPDATE IN THE CLIENT
>NEW UPDATE IN THE CLIENT
NEW UPDATE IN THE CLIENT

>>535349282
AMERICAN TIME ZONE POCHIE FRIDAY

>>535349294
questionable difference

>>535349405
NOOOOOOOOOO

>>535349282
>eurocuck

pocknigger cope thread

Pochie night!

>>535349210
>two more weeks

It's not even 9pm Russov get a grip

GURUPOCHIE TONIGHT

Just one more big announcement pochie and we'll be on our way to the stress test. Have some goddam faith

>>535349214
Not yet
But soon sister, soon...

did they nuke the general in the pochie discord

>>535349774
read nigga read

who is in the right?

Oh hey, the launcher now tries to log you in instantly when you start the game, neat.

Do we still need the password remembering addon?

>>535350075
I don't even have discord.
They are all wrong.

>>535350248
>no discord
just how unemployed are you?

>>535350116
If you auto login from the launcher I don't think so

>>535350389
real jobs use slack, zoomzoom

>PROJECT SLEEPOCH, THE SERVER THAT NEVER WAS
It's not happening, sisters, better move on to Ambershire coming out August 17th!

>>535350116
I'm keeping mine for login spam potential

>>535350248
Do you collect Social Security next year or are you 3rd world and use whatsapp

Will pochie require my ID or face verification to check if I'm under 18 when I log in to play the game?

I just want to play the game... Which you just lost btw

>>535350659
Yes

>>535350659
no but server access requires 45DP. Which is standard for all Ascension server games.
Typically that'll run about $15USD unless there's a sale.

eat my ass

>>535350752
You get 50 DP for doing all the account setup stuff

>>535350834
Jason... Oh sorry, Thor...

vibes status?

>>535350389
literally no businesses use discord lmao.
unless your "business" is playing video games.

>>535350659
Only if you are a britbong

>>535350389
>>535350571
Do they actually think real jobs use discord.
Wow

>>535350848
No, that's SP. it's different from DP

>>535350659
If you are in bongistan then yes, europoors use the new gobernment ID service app

>>535344793
I think I'll take an ice cold swig of dr pepper instead and continue my honor grind during this AV weekend while u sit around with no server to play lmao! 4 more weeks until high warlord

>>535351040
FANTASTIC

IT'S UP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zdo9mpt-OOI

>>535344793
I'm at the point where I'd almost rather pay the $15 than "play" on the absolute shitshow that pservers have turned into recently.
And I say this as someone who has only played pservers since like 2013.
Drinking breast milk is unironically 1000x more based than being a tranny.

>>535351525
thread culture right here

>>535351525
sovl

Played with grimlic once on one of the old private wotlk servers he was a complete dead weight to raid and """trolling"""

He was also acting like a complete retard on any discord he was invited to.
I assume nothing has changed in that regard.

In short, filter up any post that mentions grimlic, the frogposter.

>>535350075
Idk but whoever took this screenshot is in the wrong and probably has vision problems from that dogshit non-aliased text

>>535351525
Brilliant!
>Tony hawk through a hurricane
BRILLIANT!
WHERE THE FUCK IS THE VOLCANO SPELLS

>>535351040
BRILLIANT!

>>535351525
I hate dwarfs so much it's unreal

>>535322924
Need

>>535344092 (OP)
Oh good, a Whitemane OP. All is well.

>>535348279
>you have enough time to sit there heaving while someone else goes and grabs a bucket
>but not enough time to just walk to the toilet
Your gym is pathetic anon. I go to an MMA gym and we fucking take ourselves to the bathroom to puke like adults.

>>535351752
I remember he'd show up in vc on the salty dogs discord when they rolled on tel'abim. All he would do is get high as shit, shill warcraft rumble, and be generally annoying. When most of the vc chat muted him and no one would respond to what he was saying he'd just shout nigger over and over again. idk why he was even there, he wasn't playing the game with us.

>>535352004
Imagine hating the only based alliance race.

>>535349210
>their only power and status only has crumbled
that's one way of saying
>Ascension has seized all control and the project is now only "Epoch" in name

>>535352004
Cringe

WHERE IS THE TEST DUTCH?

So... when's the stress test server opening?

POCHIE FRIDAY

>>535352185
Just a retarded clapistanian whos looking for friends to enable his degeneracy and clap as hes shitting himself on stream while being high

Generally disgusting behaviour only second to troons that groom people, hope he kills himself soon

>>535352185
>All he would do is get high as shit
>shill warcraft (insert game)
>be generally annoying
>he'd just shout nigger over and over again
he wasn't playing the game
This has literally been /epog/ for the past 2 weeks

>>535352430
later today
>what time zone?
Texas

>>535352239
>>535352397
>fat ugly scottish manlets
>based
LMAO

GVRV SOON

>>535352419
>>535352430
Epoch was that bad, as expected. It will take weeks to make it playable, mark my words.

>>535352680
>fat ugly bastards
>based
Yes.

>>535352689
turtlecope

>>535352597
>clapistanian
I thought he was an american vet
>>535352625
That's uh... Yeah that's accurate.

>>535352667
>texas
ok lets see how-
AIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I wanted to see Turtle get btfo and watch all the trannies cope, but I'm just not gonna play on a low pop server lol.
Epoch has turned into just as big of a pile of shit as Turtle is at this point.
I think I'll just stick with OSRS until we get a server that isn't fucking trash. Maybe Azeroth at War next year? Maybe Wallcraft? Idk, but I'm not playing fucking Turtle or Ascension lmao.

>>535352992
>Texas still at late noon
It's so ogre

I'm starting to lose interest guys.... threads were fun, but it's gonna be a month since """launch""" soon.

>>535352992
what the fuck is with 15 o clock shit clocks only go to 12

>>535352684
post full

looks like i'll fall asleep before stress test

>>535353127
They really should go to 24 if we're being honest. Midday changes depending on the season, but a day is (mostly) 24 hours no matter what.

Pochie status?
I am starting to get worried.

>>535352992
8 hours until stress test.
Poochie september!

>>535353368
trvst the plvn

ITS HAPPENING

>>535353652
>It's real
POCHIE SOON!

POCHIE FRIDAY
>POCHIE FRIDAY
POCHIE FRIDAY
>POCHIE FRIDAY
POCHIE FRIDAY
>POCHIE FRIDAY
POCHIE FRIDAY
>POCHIE FRIDAY
POCHIE FRIDAY
>POCHIE FRIDAY

>>535353652
>it's real
HABBENING

Pochie vibes check

IT'S FUCKING HAPPENING
GET IN HERE

POCHIE NOW

am I really getting out of bed for a fucking stress test?

>>535353787
FLUYSSHHH

>>535353823
I'm tired of happening, I just want to play

>>535353787
Vibes are schmooding.

>loser faggot self-important powertrip non-mods gone
EPOCH IS HEALING

>>535353787
FANTASTIC!

POCHIE NIGHT
>POCHIE NIGHT
POCHIE NIGHT
>POCHIE NIGHT
POCHIE NIGHT
>POCHIE NIGHT

>5 anons lose their minds over getting to play wow for 5 mins
kek

Buddy there is the most beaten up freaky looking tranny in the ascension VC

>>535354195
dios mio...

>>535353652
>teaser
you're here
>update detailing the stress test
>actual stress test taking place
>server goes down for quick fixes
>more testing
>another day to implement big fixes
>more updates about aditional stress tests

Put me in already.

START YOUR LANCHERS

WE'RE SO CLOSE TO POCHIE BROS ITS HAPPENING

GVRVCHADS WINNING

SELECT TEST SERVER FROM CHECKBOX

ONLY GURU IS UP

Any good UI addons? I've been trying to get that Warcraft III UI to work but as usual it was some troll from turtle and it apparently doesn't work with 3.3.5

mass pvp event confirmed

oh fuck, it's here

>>535354520
delete this garbage server

>>535354429
>it's
aw fuck alright.
BREAK OUT THE ULTRA BOYS

>>535354520
>GVRUNIGGERS GETTING IN BEFORE THE HWITEMAN
DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTTTTTTCCCCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHH

IM FREAKIN IN

GURUPOCHIE FRIDAY
YAY YAY

>>535354195
Mein gott... Die Kreatur ... ein unheiliger Kobold aus der dunkelsten Höhle.. Retter, beschütze mich. Die Abscheulichkeit...

>>535354615
Back to retail Lil timmy

WE ARE IN THE END GAME NOW
NIGGAS... ASSEMBLE

>>535353890
I've decided not to

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA POCHIEEEEEEEEE

>>535354639
old launcher works then?

TEST REALM IS GURUBASHI
REPEAT TEST REALM IS GURUBASHI, I GOT IN FOR LIKE 1 SECOND.
WE ARE GOING TO VIETNAM
https://youtu.be/ZWijx_AgPiA?si=efBYWXcTLgivIWx0
READY THE FUCK UP

POCHIE FRIDAY LET'S FUCKING GO

>>535354667
Ultra = Opened

The fucking launcher stopped working for me.

>open launcher
>something went wrong

>>535354919
whenever this happens you have to redownload the newest launcher from their site, it's shit but that's how it works

>ascension launcher fucking breaking
Even ascension is buckling under the MASS and the GIRTH of the PRIME EPOCH

>>535353890
This is where every raiding or pvp guild starts, if you miss out on mingling with the best you're going to end on Timmy the 16yo guild

it's so fucking over, this is the most hilarious social experiment i've ever had the chance to participate to, we won't have pochie friday

>>535354919
>>535354960
try the old one

AHAHAHAHAH GURUKEKS RELEGATED TO A TEST SERVER

>Pochie killed Ascension
LMAOOOOOO

>>535354919
>>535354979
>>535354998
werks on my machine

>so many people logging on at the same time that ascension servers crashed
and people claimed interest was waning

Works on my machine ;^)

>epoop so powerful it's even buckbreaking ascension
so this is the power of vibe coding.....

>>535354998
>>535354919
website/launcher servers are up once more.

>>535354615
>my vanilla addon doesn't work on wrath
>fucking turtle trolls
average epoch player iq on display

GURUBASHI GANG
GURUBASHI LOVE
GURUBASHI FOREVER

>>535354975
AHHHHHHHHHH

>>535354975
>site is ALSO buckling
lmao. Is Shenna DDoSing to add to the load

any news on coa?

test over boys

https://youtu.be/ZN43UoyAbwg?si=LHkOxdarBqA0QV4y
Gentlemen

>>535355227
Shenna is such a pathetic cunt. Someone needs to give her a rest from life

>>535355108
this isn't a server capacity issue you fucking boomer lmao

Safe to say Pochie is cursed?

I'm sure youre all going to tear this post apart, circulate it around reddit and 4chan, people will DM me more death threats, yadda yadda. But I'm really sad guys. I'm really sad that I feel unwelcome and ostracized in my own community.

>>535355267
its the exact same as epoch fucking kek

>>535355267
>>535355275
>>535355301
POCHIE FRIDAY CANCELED

>We killed the web server and launcher, the stress test hasn't even started and we're already getting things to solve. Good job.
Epog is too powerful

>>535355227
>turdy knows the game is up
>"activate ze ddos"
Like clockwork with these trannies

>>535355301
>>535355275

>>535355267
The Kaytotes curse continues to terrorize us

>launcher dead before the servers can even come up
AHAHHAHAHAHA

>ascension is WORSE than epoch
>can't even stress test
It's so over

5 Minutes, that's right Goku

general is going so fast no one will realize that I like fem goblin ass

>>535355267
Jesus fucking christ dude. This might unironically be the last straw for me. This isn't coming any time soon.

this is what vibe coding does to your servers

LET ME IIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNN

>>535355398
>>535355317
You just know t*rtle is waiting and trying to DDoS to hammer this out of desperation. They are probably watching like hawks.

epoop status: LITERALLY CURSED

>>535355301
So this is the power of vibe coding?

SHENNA DID THIS
FUCKING TURTLETRANNY DDOS SABOTAGE GORILLA WARFARE AAUAUAUUUUUGUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHBLRLLRLTGKLHKLRLRLRLLLGLHLNL

Ambie weekend!

>>535355492
I noticed.
Me too.
I LOVE EXPLOSIVE DADDY PROBLEM GIRLS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>535355267
>>535355301
Holy fuck man. The Kaytotes curse. Game's so doomed its starting to damage other projects by association.

Did they really open the registrations again? Lmao they got overconfident

yeah i simply don't give a single fuck at this point lmao.
what a waste of a month.
my friend has been begging me to come play classic hardcore with him this entire time and im just gonna fucking go do it at this point.
what an absolute shitshow.

>>535355659
Now we just need ascension to sellout to turtle and have all 3 projects ACK so WARMANE CAN REIGN

>>535355670
Ascension never closed down registrations lil bro.

>web server instantly overwhelmed
Bros.... is Pochie too powerful??

this thing is so fucking cursed I'm crying from laughter

Daaaaaaaamn that was a fast fix.

>the fucking epoch traffic can kill long existing servers
what the fuck

Aplogize to Kaytotes.

>>535355579
having 20k+ real traffic all hit your service at the exact same time is basically a ddos if you think about it

>>535355709
see you tomorrow

>Epoch is so big that its popularity has reached meme status and will have more players then the actual WoW client.
Epoch bros we're so in.

>Ascension is fixing everything
>they actually make it worse
>wont even get to see turtle trannies cope
Im out guys. See you on Wallcraft.

>mfw they killed server and launcher
HOW? Even Epoch never crashed their launcher and website, lmao.

>>535355850
>vibecoded so hard no one can handle the project
owari da.....

maybe Epoch wasn't even real, it was just a marketing scam to bring in players to Ascension.

>>535355872
see you in five nonny!

THE LAUNCHER WONT LAUNCH AAAAAAAAAAAA

WHAT THE FUCK IS OUR POWER LEVEL

FUCKING. APOLOGIZE.

Can someone drone strike Shenna's house so the stupid bitch stops DDOSing all of her competition out of spite?

>>535355942
I don't think they've ever had this many people logging in

>bring in The Experts™
>it gets worse

pochie cursie

>Cant even use the Acension launcher.
Holy fucking shit. Epoch bros we're to powerful.

>>535355841
Not how that works lol.
This is a result of them merging Epochs code into their project. This was the first test run, so obviously it was gonna fail.

>>535356084
The troondle gypsy curse…

>>535356012
EGODS RUN THIS SHOW

just wait 24 hours ffs

>stress test failed before even starting

AHAHAHAHAHA

Serious question, how does this still happen in 2025?
Why do servers just "die" like they have a machine spirit or something? Why can't they just slow down and process everything in order? How the fuck can using a server kill a server? It's a computer, not a pencil.

>>535356029
I agree with you in principle, but even when epoch was at the peak, only their servers crashed. Launcher and website had 100% uptime.

kaytotes is smiling right now

>>535356009
Currently it's "maybe 8 servers with capacity of 10k each wasn't enough after all"

you thought you could escape him?

>>535356026
Trump is talking to Putin RIGHT NOW. Just DM Elon on twitter and get him to pass along to Trump that Putin needs to hand Shenna over as part of the peace deal.

>>535355987
You are brown.

>>535356038
KONOOOOOO POOOOOWAAAA DESSSSSS
>The whole fucking launcher crashed
MAAAAA-MAMAMA-MAXIMUM
>>*colour inverts*

>A FUCKING LAUNCHER GOT REKT
>A FUCKING LAUNCHER GOT REKT
>A FUCKING LAUNCHER GOT REKT

>>535356123
Merging code killed their launcher and website? Something they obviously didn't touch, yeah ok buddy. Maybe Ascensions web backend just can't handle the current load.

>>535356259
>terminal stage of anime brain

>>535355267
competency crisis of 25, signals downfall of civilization

>>535356204
that was with account registration closed tho.
Ascension opened the floodgates remember?

what kind of demon has kaytotes conjured

grandma status?

POCHIE WEEKEND
*CLANG*
POCHIE WEEKEND
*CLANG*
POCHIE WEEKEND
*CLANG*

Surprised there's so many people that still caught onto the Epoch move.

>>535356359
The website is literally fine and has been lol. Only the launcher failed. Stop believing everything an anon says, especially in this thread.

im not even playing im just here to see anime girls screaming pochie

LMAO can’t even get a launcher to work. Turtle won

>>535356123
Sorry but no, we didn't even get into the game.
Their launcher loads a bunch of shit and can't handle high traffic.
Epochs just checked for updates and linked to their site.

TRAPPED
AND
BETRAYED

You know, Ross predicted all this.

it's owari da...

>>535356438
Made a fucking wish on the monkeys paw
>I want the perfect classic+ experience

>>535356330
Me as Feech in the background after being awake for 18 hours for this shit

that's it, I'm going to bed early tonight

poggers

>>535356467
>The website is literally fine
no it isn't, tryu to refresh you tard

AAAAAAAAAAAA

>>535356531
>I want the perfect classic+ experience
TRVVTH NVKE

>>535356487
by cheating, Shenna gotta destroy the competition by DDOSing. What a cunt

shenna did this SHENNA DID THIS SHENNA DID THIS KILL TURTLE KILL TURTLE KILL TURTLE KILL TURTLE

>>535356217
I knew opening the account creation was mistake

whats the new realmlist.wtf ?

>>535356394
Shut your bitch ass up bitch, bitching at people having a good time fucking bitch how about you get some bitches and maybe you wont be such a fucking bitch, bitch.

So Epoch/Ascension is the most popular server ever, right?

I… I just don’t care anymore.

At least they didn't advertise this as a "global launch"

Dutch I know you are fixing the servers and stuff, but don't you dare forget to transfer my lvl 13!

POCHIE WEEKEND IS HERE
>POCHIE WEEKEND IS HERE
POCHIE WEEKEND IS HERE
>POCHIE WEEKEND IS HERE

>>535356810
POOCHIE WEEKEND
IS DEAD!

>>535356704
>set realmlist 162.19.28.88
They did a small patch a while ago so I'm not sure you'll be able to conect without updating

p-pochie weekend...

xDDDD

>Poochie power turned out to be real and true
...............oh fuck
The last time this happened blizzard made classic

After selecting repair client it verified files and downloaded an update, then I launched it through exe file

IF YOU CAN'T UPDATE THE CLIENT:

HIT REPAIR INSTEAD OF RETRY
>HIT REPAIR INSTEAD OF RETRY
HIT REPAIR INSTEAD OF RETRY
>HIT REPAIR INSTEAD OF RETRY

Bros... even the website is flooded now...

If Epog numbers can crash A$cension infrastructure with our numbers, maybe it's time to apologize. What chance did Kaytotes and gang really stand?

I'm gonna order a pizza, maybe things will be ready by then.

the ascension discord is full of marvel and rick and morty gifs, is this really who ill be playing dungeons with or will they not make it past 40?

LAUNCHER BACK UP GOGOGOGOGOGO

I GOT IN

>>535357027
Yep, we crashed their website and launcher.

IT'S WORKING AGAIN

LET ME IN!

>>535357089
stinky girl socks, don't care about the pizza

>>535357206
Sheena status?

so this... is the power of pochie...
how can turdlets even compare?

bros I thought ascension were professional devs? their shit code is crumpling just like epoch's

>fire epoch
>your whole site explode
Just two more weeks, lol

>stuck on authenticating
AAAHHH LET ME IIIN

holy shit it didn't take the whole weekend to fix the launcher?

poochie is literally too powerful

thanks discord

Who won?
Who lost?

I TOULD YOU THAT WE WERE FULL BUT YOU DIDN¨T FUCKIGN LISTEN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Thanks all this has been helpful

>>535357336
pochie has more players trying to play than retail wow does

>The newest script is like waves upon a rock
Hahahaha
HAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH

>>535357460
https://discord.gg/customwow

>0 gameplay webms or gifs
is this another gachaslop

>>535357520
sleepy time

>>535356467
I'm taking the words straight from the mouth of Dutch, in the epog-updates channel. Why are you being this fucking retarded?

VIBE STATUS?

ascension will favor guru

>>535357595
ye

>>535357630
I N C A N D E S C E N T
baroque

Pochie?

Another update
damn, they work fast

launcher updated again, twow trying to distract by pinging everyone for name reservations again

>>535357012
where's the repair button

>>535357790
i'm too fucking lazy to check, but if this is true
GIGAKEK

>>535357790
classic turtletranny play

UPDATE YOUR LAUNCHERS

>>535357790
lmfao

NEW UPDATE

>>535344475
maybe in soulless nu content, real 10 mans always needed an off tank

or 0 if you are talking about old 10 man strat/brd speed farming

NICE GAMEPLAY HAHAHAHAHA!

>stuck at work and cant queuemax
feels bad

bbc down also

>>535357790
$henna is crying

I'm spamming the ascension launcher button with autologin instead of typing my password.

watafak my whitest frens, where our game

>>535357961
you wont miss a thing, it's literally a repeat performance of 7/26/25 all over again

>>535357995
cock size on this bitch?

>Cant even get a launcher to work
See you all on Twow Sunday

fuck on me?
NOOOOO
FUCK ON YOOOOOOU
>>535357942
crie abot it, maybe make a better community

>>535357890
I DID AND NOW IT WON'T HANDSHAKE

pochie... tonight

POST SCREAMS

>>535358081
her mother has more

>>535357995
I'm using a macro to alt tab, login and alt tab again
Get on my level

AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I've been away for roughly 6 hours. Let me guess, its still not up.

>>535358176
IM GOING THRU FRESH WITHDRAWLS
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>Thanks for all of the data! Unfortunately we've ran into some IRL problems on the team and after the hard crunch this week, it's been decided that we'll be taking the weekend off to recoup ourselves and prepare for launch in the upcoming weeks
IT'S OVER

>>535358283
Stress test broke the authentication servers and website so we can't even actually stress test the game servers yet. Kaytotes did nothing wrong.

They didn't even say the stress test started, why are you retards spamming the login?

Wait... I though Ascension had the devs.

no private server could ever live up to this hype, pochie is doomed

>>535358350
Nostalgia Critic?

having trouble? most unfortunate...

how do i fix discord showing a fucking deckbuilding game

>>535358384
because I could at least see the realms list
now it's stuck Authenticating

ascension pls

>>535358283
It currently is in a weird limbo, supposedly the test drive is here, an update was pushed but no one can get in.

i just logged in

>>535358350
I'm so excited!

>>535358176
AAAAAAAAA

>>535357989
Im logged in on bbc just use executable (your addons gonna be fucked though)

https://streamable.com/ithndb

>>535358462
Are you trying to join the ascension discord?
>>535357587

i just wanted to be comfy and play games

You just know we're all going to be playing on Ambershire this weekend

so uh i think shenna won

>last time I played epoch I seen a hunter named I love knots
>he had a tamed wolf

i'm happy we continue the shitshow like before.
would be kinda lame if everything suddenly worked.

>>535358560
why would i join their discord

>>535344092 (OP)
This, but lolimane

how do I update the launcher

>>535358441
Fucking love Christmas!

>>535358462
I like fuwamoco, I just started seeing them recently.
I'd love to fug mogojohn in her big sisters bed.

>>535358606
lmao

IM IN

>>535358697
close it open again

>>535358606
this would be sad, if it weren't so pathetic

I TOLD YOU OPENING ACCOUNT REGISTRATION WAS A MISTAKE

so we are back here my friend..

>>535358606
Theyre bot spamming Epoch arent they.

>retards ITT think webserver and website are the same thing
please go to twow you fucking niggers

>>535358864
close general pls

>You have been disconnected fro-
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>535358907
>You couldn't live with your own failure. Where did that bring you? Back to me.

SHENNA TURN OFF YOUR LOGIN BOTS, YOU FUCKING RUSSIAN TRANNY

>>535359041
That smile... that fucking smile

>>535358987
CARRY ON MY WAYWARD SON
https://youtu.be/2X_2IdybTV0?si=NABIS8VvOh8mMsfk

We got too powerful.....

>stress test
>everyone is stressed because they are unable to play

I'd say this is a pretty successful stress test.

>get Discord ping from Turtle moments after the Ascension bottleneck

Holy shit, they're actually picking on other devs and Ambershire wasn't just a coincidence.
>Isn't it crazy how the good guys always win?

THE ONLY THING BEING STRESS TESTED IS MY FUCKING PATIENCE

This is the game

IM IN LEGGGOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>downloading launcher at 5mb/s
>i'll still be finished before epoch launches
>feelsweird

>>535359178
>they're actually picking on other devs
shenna & crogge are infamous for ddosing other servers

>>535359249
lying double nigger

TEST STRESS
AAAAAAAAAAA
I HEAR THE VOICES
I CAN HEAR THEM SAY

>>535358615
>>535358775
isn't it weird how there's two servers based on the concept of time

>>535359109
>ywn be 13 years old playing this in Guitar Hero II for the first time again

shenna is 100% ddosing ascension as well as the normal login traffic

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK

Are we cranking it?

>>535359041
smug brat troll rock, needs chiseling correction ! ! !

>>535359409
wouldnt be surprised, turtle niggers are evil incarnate

>>535359487
C R A N K I T
my wayward son

>>535359487
nah, we jorkin it

LMAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

did epoch bring down the other ascension servers? that would be funny

It's cooked.

DID YOU THINK
WE HAD FORGOTTEN
DID YOU THINK
WE HAD FORGIVEN

POCHIE NIGHT
>POCHIE NIGHT
POCHIE NIGHT
>POCHIE NIGHT
POCHIE NIGHT
>POCHIE NIGHT

>>535359626
I think bronzebeard ack'd

>>535359463
NICE TITS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>all of Ascension's auth servers simultaneously explode
>suddenly Turtle is pinging about name reservation again

>>535359626
yes pochie is simply too powerful

>it broke all servers
lmao

>>535359649
>Epoch brings down yet more servers

>>535359675
GODSS, HAVE MERCY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>535359649
not again

>>535359607
tourist

>>535359729
yes I'm sure these two things are exclusive

>>535359487
i'm over here cranking my dick i got lotion on my dick right now i'm just cranking my shit i'm horny as fuck man i'm a freak man like for real

SOMEONE PLAY SOME BANGERS BEFORE I POST SOME FUCKING DOSHI-
https://youtu.be/dtVwR4uMnfg?si=KiOlLTkQCox7opNb

>>535359675
SORRY KAYTOTES

>>535359675
AAAAIIIIIIEEEEE

>open ascension epoch wow disco
>see this
T-thanks

>>535359815
There are no such thing as coincidences.

>Epoch devs coded a shit game that doesn’t work
>it-its turtles fault

LET ME IN AAAAA

>>535359832
https://youtu.be/bsCIvtYx8NY

>>535359649
How long until Ascension closes registrations and makes a war room?

Altered won.
Magic won.
Ross-sama won.

>>535359675
DEATH TO THE CHUDS... AND DEATH TO THE TROONS!!

epog crashed ascension

I LOVE TYPSCRIPT WOW

>We killed all of Ascension's servers
we are too powerful

>>535359959
You lost tranny

>>535359896
>paid Turtle shills everyday for weeks.
>Turtle pings their sign ups after DDoSing Epoch again.
It couldnt be more obvious.

Project ePAWG is FACE-SITTING the server to fucking DEATH.

I TRIED SO HARD AND GOT SO FAR

>>535359832
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5BfWyZXBMwY

Kaytotes like, not my problem bruv

>>535359872
Thats my joy emote

>>535359923
>Piano
No!
https://youtu.be/L5q4uYj-gyg?si=zOf1DWQ8-Ak3CYjn&t=21
BIGGER PIANO

BROS I'M INCREDIBLY HARD RN

BAN ALL NON-OG ACCOUNT HAVERS

TOURIST GO HOME WE'RE FULL

>>535359832
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Znuk3UImM74

POOCHIE
>WEEKEND

ALL THE OTHER ASCENSION SERVERS ARE OFFLINE LMAO

>how about a test drive

30 minutes later

>Area 52 Down
>Elune Down
>CoA Down
>Bronzebeard Down
>Launcher Down
>Epoch Down

Pochie Weekend...

>>535360206
?

Breaking news: Dutch sold Epoch to Shenna

>>535360251
I already reserved my name turtoll!

>>535360051
oh i get it, like instead of pog you wrote pawg which is pronounced the same but has a different meaning referring to white women with large gluteal muscles such as sara jay or mandy muse

>>535359872
we managed to embarrass even a community of retail+++ zoomers, good job

>>535360247
I fucking love the fact that we're dragging the entire Ascension ecosystem down in a blaze of retardedness.

>>535360105
the fuck out of here, didn't you leave.
Go retain friends, leave us in this horror

B-bros... t-the eight (8) servers are going to be enough, r-right?!??!

epoch.... sdimply epoch.....

>implying turtle can handle this much of a load either
every pserver about to die to the might of autism

>>535360303
just the login i think

>>535360303
relog and try again you get stuck on authenticating

>>535360360
>pochie was just the trojan horse to give all pservers AIDS

>>535360436
I am good.

How much fucking hype is there for this server? Or is it just shit coding?

>>535360391
I'm not that Chromuposter

>>535360206
Kayvirus is spreading

>>535360404
Yeah, but senko-san has one purpose

>>535347656
How else are you supposed to get out the weakness?

>>535360187
It's GIVING unshaven bush

pochie DEAD!!!

>>535360417
>both servers end up launching the same day
>population ping pongs between both server each time a server goes down
Please god, make it happen

>>535360483
idk, im starting to think that there is too much hype for this shit coded server, feel like an idiot for still being here

>massive amounts of people want classic+ that every server is crashing
>blizzard complete silence and ignores it

why do these retards hate money lmao

>>535360483
its definitely not shit coding as ascension has been up and working for 8 years

>>535360483
yes

>>535360483
>this isn't even their true power

>>535360483
lil column a
lil column b

>>535360483
The fact it was crashing their authentication server and website is fucking insane. Its so large its collapsing into itself.

>>535360567
I'm going to rape the kot if I can't play tonight

>Ascension gets 60k people trying to all log into the auth server at once
>it instantly explodes
Truly a mystery

I wonder if the ascension team regrets taking on Project Epoch.

Their server literally never had any problems until now.

i want to fuck biboo

>>535360493
Fair enough, fuck your chipmunk music though I thought it was gay when I was 12 and I think it's gay now
>>535360483
IT HASN'T EVEN LAUNCHED

>>535360508
Which is?

mmm grape is good

>>535360586
focus is on WoW II

>>535360483
probably like 100k+ people at the least, ascension landed a golden goose from the epoch flop

>>535360650
>60k
come on now

>>535360650
it could also be an opportunity
Imagine if every one of those 60k players donated 1(one(uno)) dollar, they'd be set

>>535360661
>I wonder if the team that loves money is mad theres so many people trying to use their services it crashes
Yeah I wonder too retard-kun

>>535360612
>200k more are yet to join
>those joining discord are probably less than 10% of total userbase

>>535360638
beeg kot

>>535359675
MY SIDES ARE ABOVE MY VIBES IN THE ORBIT AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

Got my pizza is it working yet?

>>535360810
>>535360612
* 57,7k

>>535360586
They're gonna pull off another Nostalrius.
They're just letting the players get a taste of Classic+ for free then cut the supply so they can replace it with their own.

guruuuuufaaaashy
https://youtu.be/D-E5_Dnb-gY?si=1Bo2xN2KozNy44gf
guuuuuuruuuuuufaaaaashy

I feel bad for Ascension players, now they have to suffer with us. XD

>>535360997
too bad we already got a taste of "classic+" from sod, yeah. nah. i'm good

>>535360698
Biboo doesnt have enough porn honestly

>>535352430
Sunday

>>535360905
>is it working yet?
lol

Shenna is behind this. I'm sure of it.

>Want to make a funny little custom classic WoW server. Maybe expect 2k at most but dont really care if its never popular
>Somehow end up with the largest private server in history
Suffering from success. Now that Acension bought them out Kaytotes cant even pull the plug on it and decide its not worth the effort.

>>535361113
She didn't even show tummy and toes.

>>535360753
prone stress relief
https://litter.catbox.moe/55fk1umzu0nun9a2.mp4

At least I was I able to login and play on Kaytotes' Epoch...

YEAH 28K PSERVER PLAYERS, PULLING UP IN BLACK PC TOWERS. AUTHENTICATION SERVERS ARE UNDER SIEGE, UNDER LOCKDOWN! PSERVERS PLAYERS ARE GONNA FUCK ASCENSION DEV'S BUTTS!

>>535360612
holy fuck
it was around 140k when I joined after the merge announcement

>epoop
>dead
>have some mid levels of fun playing bbc
>epoop kills that dead too

I think we cranked it too hard