/vg/ - /epog/ - Project Epoch Private Server General

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 12:13:27 AM No.535364130 >>535364235

/epog/ - Project Epoch Private Server General

troondle filth off the op!

>Recent News
UPDATE YOUR LAUNCHER AHHHHHHHHHH
RELAUNCH THIS WEEKEND. TURDLES LOST.
STRESS TEST NOW!
CLIENT GOT ROLLED BACK TO 3464 = WIPE IMMINENT
Ascension bought, accounts were migrated.
Log in using your old Epoch account details on the Ascension website.
>https://ascension.gg/

>What is Project Epoch?
A World of Warcraft Vanilla+ Private Server featuring TBC talent trees and tasteful custom content.
>1500+ New quests
>2000+ New creatures
>2000+ New items
>And more!

For more info read their website
>https://www.project-epoch.net/
>Guilds
>Gurubashi
Alliance
Alliance

Previous Thread:
>>535344092

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 12:14:13 AM No.535364209

First for gvrv

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 12:14:17 AM No.535364218

BASED

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 12:14:27 AM No.535364232

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DUTCH LET ME IN

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 12:14:28 AM No.535364235

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>>535364130 (OP)
That'll do pig.
That'll do.

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 12:14:46 AM No.535364268

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guruguruguruguruguruguruguruguru

Midna !!e6Ts7QlwB3U 8/16/2025, 12:14:48 AM No.535364276

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LEMME IIIIIIN!!!

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 12:14:53 AM No.535364290

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>POCHIE WEEKEND
POCHIE WEEKEND
>POCHIE WEEKEND
POCHIE WEEKEND

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 12:15:10 AM No.535364323

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aAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 12:15:10 AM No.535364324 >>535364380

2a986d29a1d4b9fa1723a772161f00fd.jpg md5: 616ddf0a... 🔍

GVRVFASHY AHHHHHHHHHH

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 12:15:34 AM No.535364353

Couple more hours and we can get past the realm choice.

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 12:15:43 AM No.535364367

1754766099124046.jpg md5: b7ccd3a2... 🔍

P-pochie at this time? Whue?

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 12:15:45 AM No.535364369

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POCHIE NIGHT
>POCHIE NIGHT
POCHIE NIGHT
>POCHIE NIGHT
POCHIE NIGHT
>POCHIE NIGHT

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 12:15:48 AM No.535364376 >>535364462

baron_server.png md5: 086ef661... 🔍

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 12:15:52 AM No.535364380

>>535364324
Go horde this time Ghorast

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 12:16:14 AM No.535364415

DUUUTCH OPEN THE SERVER
DUUUUTCH

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 12:16:18 AM No.535364426

>Test server
>Gurubashi
IT'S HAPPENING

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 12:16:31 AM No.535364456

>English: Kezan
>explicitly NOT english: the other one
I mean... there it is.

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 12:16:34 AM No.535364462

>>535364376
this shit is so souless

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 12:16:50 AM No.535364501

a818b4a47b3d04c19ad48c1039dc8081.jpg md5: 2ab23524... 🔍

POCHIE DAYS LET'S GOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 12:16:59 AM No.535364513

>Gurubashi: Test Server
KEK

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 12:17:27 AM No.535364564

I'm thinking this one

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 12:17:37 AM No.535364578

While everything is going fast and all that I just want to take this chance desu.
Sorry about trapping and betraying you desu
But you deserved it and I deserve my walled garden.
Best of luck

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 12:17:55 AM No.535364605

>gurus get in first
It's not fair kekzan bros....

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 12:18:17 AM No.535364636

IM IN

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 12:18:47 AM No.535364692

KEZAN IS UP

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 12:19:26 AM No.535364753 >>535364849 >>535364875

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Uhm bros... why does the Ascension client need administrator rights?

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 12:19:28 AM No.535364754

JUST MADE A HUMAN WARRIOR NAMED PREGNANT
AND IM IN

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 12:19:55 AM No.535364805

IM FUCKING INN
IMMM GONNA CRY

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 12:19:56 AM No.535364807 >>535364881 >>535364897

file.png md5: 314cc93f... 🔍

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 12:19:59 AM No.535364810 >>535364907

ITS HAPPENING

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 12:20:22 AM No.535364849

>>535364753
>create a .bat file and place it in the launcher folder next to Ascension Launcher.exe. this will it to run without admin privileges
set __COMPAT_LAYER=RUNASINVOKER
"Ascension Launcher.exe"

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 12:20:29 AM No.535364868

Made a human and it went in.probably other races are locked from creation.

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 12:20:32 AM No.535364875

>>535364753
>create a .bat file and place it in the launcher folder next to Ascension Launcher.exe. this will it to run without admin privileges
set __COMPAT_LAYER=RUNASINVOKER
"Ascension Launcher.exe"

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 12:20:35 AM No.535364881

>>535364807
you need to make a human

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 12:20:47 AM No.535364897

>>535364807
WE CAN DEFEAT THE NEXT BOSS AS A COMMUNITY!

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 12:20:53 AM No.535364906 >>535365160

epog.jpg md5: 66ff5941... 🔍

HOLY FUCK

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 12:20:54 AM No.535364907

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>>535364810
ASSEMBLE

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 12:21:37 AM No.535364996

Characters are wiped, names included, btw.

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 12:22:01 AM No.535365035

HUMAN ONLY GET IN NIGGERS

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 12:22:00 AM No.535365040 >>535365160

31.jpg md5: 4ba6450d... 🔍

Oh yeah mob tagging is going to be great

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 12:22:22 AM No.535365069

>mpreg is taken
>mpregg is taken
>mpregger is taken
WHAT THEF UCKKKKKKK

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 12:22:25 AM No.535365076 >>535365160 >>535365196

file.png md5: a17da7b4... 🔍

we're in

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 12:22:34 AM No.535365097 >>535371372

join /DESU

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 12:22:50 AM No.535365121

Look for DutchDaddy. Thats me bois

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 12:22:54 AM No.535365128

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pochie weekend~

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 12:22:59 AM No.535365138

this shit is so laggy

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 12:23:06 AM No.535365147

fashy.jpg md5: 1359bfa5... 🔍

FEELING FASHY VND FRESHY!

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 12:23:17 AM No.535365160 >>535365312

>>535364906
>>535365040
>>535365076
>layers at launch are le bad

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 12:23:37 AM No.535365196

>>535365076
Damn I wanted to pick that name

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 12:23:44 AM No.535365207 >>535365295

1754074176028322.png md5: 5802a75a... 🔍

Pochie status?

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 12:24:06 AM No.535365248

file.png md5: 2c054651... 🔍

I'm in.

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 12:24:21 AM No.535365282

EPOCH WON ASCENSION WON DUTCH WON TURDLE BTFO

Midna !!e6Ts7QlwB3U 8/16/2025, 12:24:27 AM No.535365295

>>535365207
Testing our stress, come join! c:

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 12:24:40 AM No.535365312 >>535365715

>>535365160
isnt it the stress test? the point is to see how far you can lag it

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 12:24:51 AM No.535365334 >>535365418

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GOT A TAG

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 12:25:02 AM No.535365354

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WIPECHADS HOW WE FUCKING FEELING

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 12:25:20 AM No.535365389

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Anonymous 8/16/2025, 12:25:37 AM No.535365418

>>535365334
what are you doing to that dog bro

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 12:25:40 AM No.535365423 >>535366918

epochWOW64.jpg md5: 7fd24230... 🔍

WE ARE SO BACK

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 12:25:55 AM No.535365453

1755149318656806.gif md5: 7ac01a00... 🔍

>2k players in one sub-zone
>server is still alive
ngl bretty good

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 12:26:00 AM No.535365460 >>535365674 >>535365969 >>535366053

>only 1560 players
>lagging this hard
LMAOOOOO

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 12:26:46 AM No.535365536 >>535365609 >>535365674

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>1700 in rn
>server already having a stinky

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 12:26:53 AM No.535365548

image-48~2.jpg md5: ae79aa33... 🔍

Check what kino appearance i got from random??

Literally niggertardo x whitemane meme came to life

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 12:26:55 AM No.535365551

sex.png md5: 61fdb863... 🔍

MEET ME IN THE GOLDSHIRE IN QUICK

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 12:27:06 AM No.535365576

DONT WORRY
THEY'RE TWEAKING CONFIGS
IT HASN'T CRASHED YET

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 12:27:08 AM No.535365579

i should have called out... im missing all the kino...

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 12:27:22 AM No.535365609

>>535365536
>all of them in northshire
I could see it

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 12:27:24 AM No.535365610

soul.png md5: faba07f6... 🔍

sovl

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 12:27:27 AM No.535365615

WE ARE KILLING HOGGER

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 12:27:35 AM No.535365628 >>535365718 >>535365730

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Lmao

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 12:27:49 AM No.535365653

It's so funny Gurubashi is just a "test server" now

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 12:28:08 AM No.535365674

Untitled.png md5: 37b1f1b6... 🔍

>>535365536
>>535365460

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 12:28:29 AM No.535365715 >>535365885

>>535365312
Real relase will be the same. Pservers don't have real layer tech, so the point is moot, but I really hate the retards who believe that layers at launch are "le sovless".

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 12:28:31 AM No.535365718

>>535365628
>screencapping yourself
Cringe faggot

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 12:28:37 AM No.535365730

>>535365628
I tried making that name but it said it wasn't allowed. That has to actually be him KEK

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 12:28:40 AM No.535365736

>Didn't pay attention
>Only now find out the Epoch client won't work and I need to redownload alll of Epoch + download Ascension client
Guess I'll miss the test...

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 12:29:18 AM No.535365805

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 12:29:22 AM No.535365812

IT'S OVER

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 12:29:23 AM No.535365814

its down

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 12:29:25 AM No.535365818

OVER

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 12:29:28 AM No.535365825

>takes the server down before we go fight Hogger
FUCK

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 12:29:33 AM No.535365835

>disconnected
fug

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 12:29:36 AM No.535365839

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Midna !!e6Ts7QlwB3U 8/16/2025, 12:29:41 AM No.535365846

Hogger was scared of what was coming

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 12:29:43 AM No.535365851

5 MINUTES OF GAMEPLAY?

Its good to be home.

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 12:29:44 AM No.535365854 >>535371372

I was in desu with my pochie pals....

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 12:29:46 AM No.535365864

download.gif md5: 0f6d4c64... 🔍

>it's gone
5 minutes of Pochie achieved, see you next month sis.

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 12:29:49 AM No.535365867

It's over

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 12:29:50 AM No.535365870

>dead at 2k players
We need war room, stat.

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 12:29:57 AM No.535365883 >>535365951

>20 FPS
I was getting 80 in the original epoch

it's over

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 12:29:58 AM No.535365885

>>535365715
nigger there is a difference between 5k players in 10 zones and all 5k in one zone at the same time

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 12:30:02 AM No.535365894 >>535365993 >>535366036 >>535366058 >>535366090

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I found him

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 12:30:08 AM No.535365905

CRASHHHHHHHHHHH

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 12:30:08 AM No.535365906

2k player in Elwynn forest

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 12:30:15 AM No.535365924 >>535366045

I got to hogger, also all of you are niggers.
Did you know that?

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 12:30:18 AM No.535365930 >>535366068

>Server goes up for 5 minutes
>Goes down after lagging to hell
We are back home, bros. It's like we never left 3 weeks ago.

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 12:30:34 AM No.535365951

>>535365883
120fps 33ms
works on my machine

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 12:30:43 AM No.535365969

>>535365460
Makes perfect sense since everyone is in the exact same area.

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 12:31:01 AM No.535365993 >>535366304

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>>535365894
a cryptid.

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 12:31:16 AM No.535366006 >>535366142

just got home did I miss a test??

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 12:31:29 AM No.535366028

THEY WENT IN REVERSE
THE LAST TEST WENT LONGER THAN THIS
THIS SERVER IS NEVER RELEASING

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 12:31:34 AM No.535366036

>>535365894
I saw someone named Mpreg too.

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 12:31:37 AM No.535366045

>>535365924
I was there when he died, I even managed to hit one(1) fireball!

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 12:31:42 AM No.535366053

>>535365460
1560 players in one zone sis

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 12:31:44 AM No.535366057

HANDSHAKING

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 12:31:45 AM No.535366058

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>>535365894
That's me in the background dancing naked on the fence btw

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 12:31:47 AM No.535366060 >>535366145

Who knew that when you cram 1500 people into a starting zone the server lags

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 12:31:50 AM No.535366068

>>535365930
>He couldn't even get to hogger on his DOGSHIT pc
LOL smooth as tony hawk over here lil pup

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 12:32:00 AM No.535366090 >>535366136 >>535366214

>>535365894
how the fuck can you see their names it was all Unknown for me

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 12:32:25 AM No.535366136

>>535366090
Very slowly

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 12:32:25 AM No.535366138

that 5 minutes was so fucking kino

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 12:32:27 AM No.535366142

>>535366006
It literally just ended or the server crashed

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 12:32:28 AM No.535366145 >>535366220

>>535366060
Almost like the people screaming "wipe" are a bunch of actual retards.

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 12:32:30 AM No.535366150 >>535366312 >>535366390

>unexpected 5 minute uptime
>2k people joined instantly
and people say the hype is gone lmao

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 12:32:34 AM No.535366153

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bros... my hands are literally shaking rn

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 12:32:42 AM No.535366170 >>535366290 >>535366347 >>535366470

Authentication is down again in all ascension servers

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 12:33:07 AM No.535366214

>>535366090
it was like that for me too but they loaded eventually

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 12:33:08 AM No.535366219 >>535366497

e37.png md5: 0303530b... 🔍

I had more fun in those 5 minutes than checking out the 1.18 changes on TurtleWoW this morning.

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 12:33:10 AM No.535366220

>>535366145
Y O U L O S E

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 12:33:46 AM No.535366279

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Anonymous 8/16/2025, 12:33:51 AM No.535366290

>>535366170
The power of pochie to strangulate the Authetication server, something that never changes.

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 12:33:58 AM No.535366298 >>535366385 >>535366386 >>535366398 >>535366425

1753643655910476.jpg md5: 000e65e5... 🔍

here is a leak of turtle wow's 1.19 update btw.

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 12:33:59 AM No.535366304

>>535365993
>brown
sex

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 12:34:04 AM No.535366312

>>535366150
they didn't even discord ping anyone

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 12:34:23 AM No.535366347

>>535366170
imagine just wanting to play classless and pochies keep bringing your server down

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 12:34:25 AM No.535366350

1751726585271966.png md5: 216f1937... 🔍

See you sunday

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 12:34:45 AM No.535366385

>>535366298
sovlless

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 12:34:46 AM No.535366386

>>535366298
did not ask retard
go back to your botted general

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 12:34:47 AM No.535366390

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>>535366150
Troondles aren't people.

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 12:34:52 AM No.535366398

>>535366298
>implying turtle isnt going to crash on sunday
keep asking for pochies bro, i'm sure nothing will go wrong

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 12:34:57 AM No.535366407 >>535366615 >>535366682

Imagine how much SOUL these moments will have when they finally get the server up and running. We were on the ground floor of the largest game ever made.

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 12:35:04 AM No.535366425

>>535366298
I believe it.

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 12:35:29 AM No.535366470

>>535366170
somebody keep login server(s) all on the same machine.. ay yay yay

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 12:35:40 AM No.535366489 >>535366582 >>535366691 >>535366727 >>535366847

Just me or we could see names from way farther away in here than in Kaytotes' Pochie?

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 12:35:45 AM No.535366497

>>535366219
That was a fucking rush.
It was like coke, except kinda shit.
IT'S BACK UP

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 12:35:50 AM No.535366506

yfw they announce that it's launching in 2 hours?

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 12:35:53 AM No.535366508

S U C C E S S

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 12:36:04 AM No.535366527 >>535366598

SUMMON THE NOSTALRIUS DEVS

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 12:36:04 AM No.535366528

1751891166106840.jpg md5: aafeee8c... 🔍

I finished downloading sisters, now what?

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 12:36:27 AM No.535366563

It's back up and not going into Kezan. Get in QUICK

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 12:36:38 AM No.535366582 >>535366727

>>535366489
the draw distance was retardedly long yes

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 12:36:45 AM No.535366594

WE'RE SO BACK

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 12:36:46 AM No.535366598 >>535366681

>>535366527
the nostalrius solution was to set view distance to 5 meters

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 12:36:48 AM No.535366603

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mpreg won

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 12:36:53 AM No.535366615

>>535366407
Lmao Eflop cultists are so delusional

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 12:37:04 AM No.535366627

pochie saturday!!!

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 12:37:21 AM No.535366657

UP UP UP

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 12:37:35 AM No.535366681

>>535366598
I already do that

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 12:37:35 AM No.535366682

>>535366407
We do have a surprising amount of sovl for having a game be unplayable for a month.

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 12:37:41 AM No.535366691

>>535366489
Yes its the main slider thing that you move when server is under stresss

T. Knower from sunwell launch

Seen a fuckton of "unknowns" though

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 12:37:48 AM No.535366710

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LET ME IN

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 12:37:52 AM No.535366721

file.png md5: 33499cc4... 🔍

WE'RE SO BACK

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 12:37:58 AM No.535366727

>>535366489
on kaytotes pochie everyone was walking in place, names didnt even load and it crashed in 1 minute
>>535366582
i guess that's why they call it a STRESS test

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 12:38:17 AM No.535366758

realm select stuck

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 12:38:50 AM No.535366824

1569464151513.png md5: 820ff47f... 🔍

FREE GVRVFASHY

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 12:38:53 AM No.535366829 >>535366902

Wait was I not supposed to pick test server?

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 12:39:03 AM No.535366839

>logging into game server

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 12:39:05 AM No.535366847

>>535366489
no wonder my FPS tanked

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 12:39:41 AM No.535366897

1748689055044476.jpg md5: de424ba9... 🔍

so.... we are back here my old friend.

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 12:39:43 AM No.535366902

>>535366829
based retard

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 12:39:49 AM No.535366910 >>535367023 >>535367489

Imagine the sheer cold blooded fear the turtle friends feel.
This server is a testament to how badly people want to get away from them.
And it filled up unannounced.

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 12:39:51 AM No.535366918

>>535365423
which one of you is gurupochie?

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 12:40:15 AM No.535366960 >>535367094 >>535367161 >>535367183

1743447505767048.jpg md5: 1ce76f70... 🔍

Whats a good solo class for a first time player? Thinking either druid shaman or warlock.

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 12:40:17 AM No.535366961

Hi KierXP

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 12:40:18 AM No.535366968

>offline
it's going up in a moment boys

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 12:40:20 AM No.535366970

Offline

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 12:40:22 AM No.535366975

1742041295007744.jpg md5: 836c7a82... 🔍

I think my client just didn't update correctly or something. My login didn't work even though I'd already updated my login by doing the Ascension.gg login thing.
Mind you I did all this when the server was supposedly "up". I'm assuming they took it back down minutes ago.

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 12:40:24 AM No.535366979

>Kezan down
It's over....

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 12:40:36 AM No.535366995

IT'S BACK

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 12:40:38 AM No.535367003 >>535367219 >>535367338

1745031834159889.jpg md5: a212bb6b... 🔍

this is BBC+ during the stress test lmao

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 12:40:43 AM No.535367014

x8xu5rjr0gm41.jpg md5: 772db711... 🔍

They're assembling the war room we'll be okay.

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 12:40:45 AM No.535367016

IT'S UUUUUUUP

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 12:40:46 AM No.535367018

I'M IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 12:40:48 AM No.535367023

>>535366910
Nah turtle thinks they can take it
Let them have it

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 12:40:48 AM No.535367025

Feel like I've been here before I have lost touch with reality

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 12:40:53 AM No.535367031

I'M IN

Midna !!e6Ts7QlwB3U 8/16/2025, 12:41:00 AM No.535367049

>Crashed to desktop
Pochie...

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 12:41:03 AM No.535367052

Untitled.jpg md5: f54d4d8a... 🔍

>88 people
it's a sign

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 12:41:12 AM No.535367065

Well, if the servers wiped for realsies, I'm just glad I got to hold my names from before.

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 12:41:14 AM No.535367068

ITS UP
ITS DOWN AGAIN LOL

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 12:41:16 AM No.535367075

ITS UP

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 12:41:19 AM No.535367081

IT'S DEAD

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 12:41:30 AM No.535367094

>>535366960
Druid, Shaman, or Paladin. Although Mage too works well because of how much bullshit they have. Like free food, portals, and AoE farming.

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 12:41:44 AM No.535367121

1752404931230978.png md5: 9c31f3d1... 🔍

AIEEEEEEEEEE

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 12:41:45 AM No.535367124

>Crashes at opening cinematic
Wow so this is the power of Eflop

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 12:41:50 AM No.535367138

They friggin kicked me

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 12:41:59 AM No.535367147 >>535367223

so whats going on with this server? seems unstable as fuck
wanted to test but it seems offline

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 12:42:02 AM No.535367156 >>535367239 >>535367296 >>535367357

>WE'RE SO BACK
>ITS OVER
>WE'RE SO BACK
>ITS OVER

so this is how pochie is gonna be from now on huh

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 12:42:06 AM No.535367161

>>535366960
play what's cool lil nigga

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 12:42:09 AM No.535367165

>It went up, was smooth
>Crashed in less than 1 minute
The more things change, the more they stay the same.

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 12:42:19 AM No.535367183

>>535366960
Warlock is the easiest that you listed. Druid lets you do most of the different roles in the game and is fairly easy to level

Shaman is by far the hardest/most complex but most rewarding end game. Leveling is fucking boring tho

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 12:42:24 AM No.535367193

I'M STUCK ON AUTHENTICATING

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 12:42:38 AM No.535367219 >>535367334

>>535367003
there's a good amount of people on bbc+, I played it today, seems pretty alive

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 12:42:42 AM No.535367223 >>535367323

>>535367147
Turns out 30k+ people trying to log in at once is rough

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 12:42:51 AM No.535367239

>>535367156
It's like we never left totes basement.

Midna !!e6Ts7QlwB3U 8/16/2025, 12:43:01 AM No.535367263 >>535367338

FPwEsNlaMAAzTfj.jpg md5: 1a278a19... 🔍

LEMME IN!!!

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 12:43:06 AM No.535367278

UP AND DOWN AND ALL AROUND

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 12:43:16 AM No.535367296

>>535367156
>from now on
always has been

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 12:43:19 AM No.535367307 >>535367591

Screenshot 2025-08-15 234254.png md5: 6e044601... 🔍

YOU FUCK ON ME HUH?

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 12:43:30 AM No.535367323

>>535367223
site says re-launch soon, so is it currently under maintenance for an indefinite time or what?

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 12:43:38 AM No.535367334 >>535367441

>>535367219
they all left for the stress test

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 12:43:40 AM No.535367338 >>535367419 >>535367579

>>535367003
How is the lag and such other the other realms?
>>535367263
I'm going in, into midnaanon's butt.

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 12:43:49 AM No.535367357

>>535367156
from now on? that's all we've ever known

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 12:44:17 AM No.535367419

>>535367338
>How is the lag and such other the other realms?
none

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 12:44:25 AM No.535367427

Why the FUCK does this fuck ass launcher need admin privelege?

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 12:44:30 AM No.535367441

>>535367334
yeah well good move on buying out epoch then I guess

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 12:44:39 AM No.535367462

>They didn't close ascension signups
I wonder how many new accounts they got for epoch

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 12:44:52 AM No.535367489

>>535366910
I mean, I was fine with them even when they announced Ambershire. I thought it was a thing for disappointed Epoch players to just fall back on.
But the announcement they made recently, capitalizing on the Ascension issues, made me realize that the devs just aren't good people.

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 12:44:56 AM No.535367505

file.png md5: 95fea9ed... 🔍

SUCCESS

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 12:45:10 AM No.535367529 >>535367621 >>535367648 >>535367787 >>535367797 >>535367824

>Slowly Dutch realizes the gravity of the situation he has put himself in.
What do you think is going through his head right now?

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 12:45:21 AM No.535367548 >>535367809

>literally crashed the Ascension servers
how much is TWOW seething right now?

Midna !!e6Ts7QlwB3U 8/16/2025, 12:45:33 AM No.535367579

>>535367338
No!

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 12:45:34 AM No.535367583

I'M IN!

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 12:45:37 AM No.535367591

Screenshot 2025-08-15 234400.png md5: 34d3246b... 🔍

>>535367307
>CTRLBUTTONS
NOOOOOOOOOOO
I FUCK ON YOU

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 12:45:55 AM No.535367621

>>535367529
>im gonna make so much money once i get these servers up

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 12:46:00 AM No.535367626 >>535367676

>character creation disabled

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 12:46:09 AM No.535367648

>>535367529
>chargeback button

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 12:46:25 AM No.535367676 >>535367717

>>535367626
it's humans only

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 12:46:49 AM No.535367717

>>535367676
based

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 12:47:12 AM No.535367760

dwarf sex.png md5: 9c31d3de... 🔍

I want to play a shaman, but humans can't be shamans for some reason.

Will pochie have wodmodels so I can be a cute dwarf?

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 12:47:17 AM No.535367768

3478568345.jpg md5: 840ef982... 🔍

Sisters... we made it

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 12:47:27 AM No.535367787

image_2025-08-15_174714127.png md5: 325e7fbb... 🔍

>>535367529

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 12:47:37 AM No.535367797

>>535367529
>can't wait to kick keytotes, the retard

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 12:47:42 AM No.535367809

>>535367548
every single ascension server is just the epoch waiting room

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 12:47:46 AM No.535367819

Screenshot 2025-08-15 234711.png md5: 538ce464... 🔍

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 12:47:47 AM No.535367824

images.jpg md5: 2dea4d13... 🔍

>>535367529
he ain't too happy

Midna !!e6Ts7QlwB3U 8/16/2025, 12:47:57 AM No.535367839

FINALLY IN! POCHIE TIME IS NOW!

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 12:47:57 AM No.535367841

epochWOW65.jpg md5: ff4fe768... 🔍

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 12:48:05 AM No.535367854 >>535367978

Cant get past the Logging in to game server boss.

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 12:48:33 AM No.535367897 >>535368059

127384958768902.jpg md5: 4edaf259... 🔍

I WANT A FEMALE GNOME TO SIT ON MY FACE RIGHT NOW AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 12:48:41 AM No.535367910

HOGGER DOWN

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 12:48:53 AM No.535367935

Goldshire looks good, are you guys on crack?

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 12:49:15 AM No.535367978 >>535368197

>>535367854
I had to relog to get past

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 12:49:32 AM No.535368005

Were up
1500 players on

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 12:50:14 AM No.535368059 >>535368115

>>535367897
algaebros...

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 12:50:27 AM No.535368086

we LAGGING BOYS!

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 12:50:38 AM No.535368106 >>535368137

file.png md5: 36077d81... 🔍

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 12:50:42 AM No.535368112

1600 in elwynn

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 12:50:43 AM No.535368115

Screenshot 2025-08-15 235025.png md5: 4d2e8fbc... 🔍

>>535368059

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 12:50:58 AM No.535368137

>>535368106
holy shit it's /epog/

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 12:51:07 AM No.535368160

file.png md5: c4cb0f53... 🔍

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 12:51:10 AM No.535368165

1754954145370189.jpg md5: 1545ed14... 🔍

this is how far you can see

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 12:51:15 AM No.535368174 >>535368221

>Characters not merged
>Can't create new characters
owari da...

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 12:51:24 AM No.535368197

file.png md5: 21a1148d... 🔍

>>535367978
THIS WORKED

RELOG

also wtf is happening here

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 12:51:24 AM No.535368198 >>535368275

WoWcraft.png md5: ad697e41... 🔍

Back status?

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 12:51:37 AM No.535368221 >>535368397

>>535368174
humans only

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 12:52:03 AM No.535368275

>>535368198
plap

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 12:52:02 AM No.535368276 >>535368319 >>535368357

1733868160480314.jpg md5: f3af89ae... 🔍

Why are there two threads? The other one was created at 9AM and this one was created 6 hours later. Why does the troon making these OPs insist on making threads and any deviation from that results in a total shitfit and spam until the other one dies?

There was no reason to abandon this thread. There's no Turtle link. Nothing.
https://boards.4chan.org/vg/thread/535318585#top
https://boards.4chan.org/vg/thread/535318585#top
https://boards.4chan.org/vg/thread/535318585#top

Stop enabling """her""". Jannies ban this fucking faggot.

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 12:52:18 AM No.535368301

My game crashed...

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 12:52:30 AM No.535368319 >>535368464 >>535368467 >>535368467 >>535368467

>>535368276
get fucked seething turtle tranny KEK

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 12:52:51 AM No.535368351

>Pochie weekend is actually real
If they keep working at a stable rate, troondle is about to get mogged.

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 12:52:55 AM No.535368357

>>535368276
you will never be a pochie

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 12:53:17 AM No.535368397

>>535368221
>humans only
Many female nelfs are saying this

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 12:53:18 AM No.535368403 >>535368891

1726720974264823.jpg md5: eb611c1d... 🔍

I am.... here..

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 12:53:20 AM No.535368406 >>535368546 >>535368668

1742059476956961.png md5: e74657ed... 🔍

it's smooth

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 12:53:38 AM No.535368431 >>535368514 >>535368547

423.gif md5: 7040cd22... 🔍

Wait.... Goldshire looks good.

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 12:53:58 AM No.535368464 >>535368721

>>535368319
Point out where the Turtle links are in that OP and I will cashapp you 500 USD

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 12:53:59 AM No.535368467 >>535368721

>>535368319
There's no Turtle reference in that other thread you fucking faggot. I'm pretty sure you're the tranny OP samefagging
>>535368319
>>535368319
Congratulations on making these generals even worse than /xivg/
Kill yourself.

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 12:54:18 AM No.535368514

>>535368431
>he trusted the shitposters

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 12:54:39 AM No.535368546

>>535368406
are you out of Elwin??

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 12:54:40 AM No.535368547

>>535368431
Of course it does, did you not get in a couple weeks ago?

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 12:54:46 AM No.535368561 >>535368694

guys please... please just lie and say you'll try turtle even just for a day or two
I'm close with shenna and shes unironically about to kill herself... please... just try ambershire...

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 12:54:48 AM No.535368565

Guys?
I think... I think they're cranking...!

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 12:55:18 AM No.535368616 >>535368891

1740020067628069.jpg md5: 77f6f248... 🔍

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 12:55:38 AM No.535368654 >>535369071

epochWOW66.jpg md5: 3caa8fa3... 🔍

We are home...

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 12:55:40 AM No.535368657

723.gif md5: 9c921e5f... 🔍

>PASSED 2K
PASSED 2K
>PASSED 2K
PASSED 2K

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 12:55:48 AM No.535368668

>>535368406
How I'm only getting like 45fps right now

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 12:55:49 AM No.535368670

>we've broken the 2k barrier
poopiebros...

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 12:55:48 AM No.535368671

1745865286602153.png md5: c57df5f8... 🔍

kvno

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 12:55:49 AM No.535368672 >>535368829 >>535368849 >>535368857

2025_08_16_01-55__3kp.png md5: 42fbf701... 🔍

aint no way

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 12:56:05 AM No.535368690 >>535368816 >>535368867

GET TO DUN MOROUGH WE NEED TO KNOW STAIRS STATUS

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 12:56:09 AM No.535368694

shenna IRL.jpg md5: 8f3c04ae... 🔍

>>535368561
>implying this sexy little nymph would kill herself
If Turtle were to die tomorrow she'd find another way to farm millions.

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 12:56:20 AM No.535368716

i really like the new goldshire, the giant doors don't seem too weird when you're actually in game imo

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 12:56:22 AM No.535368721 >>535368851 >>535368994

>>535368464
>>535368467
>immediate seethe when turtle is mentioned
uh oh turtle tranny melty

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 12:57:20 AM No.535368816

>>535368690
Did they remove the tram from SW?

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 12:57:26 AM No.535368828

>daze is permanently stuck on me

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 12:57:29 AM No.535368829

>>535368672
execute and name ban this negress

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 12:57:39 AM No.535368849

>>535368672
Turtlesisters... not like this...

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 12:57:40 AM No.535368851

>>535368721
You are allergic to arguing your point

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 12:57:43 AM No.535368857

>>535368672
turtlesisters..

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 12:57:49 AM No.535368867

>>535368690
lifted

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 12:58:06 AM No.535368889 >>535369180

file.png md5: 0896cb6e... 🔍

fashy spammer found

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 12:58:07 AM No.535368891

j4zONW0.jpg md5: 29316d7b... 🔍

>>535368403
>>535368616
>pfquest

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 12:58:09 AM No.535368894

file.png md5: 0a7dcf13... 🔍

kino...

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 12:58:24 AM No.535368921

I got kicked!

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 12:58:24 AM No.535368923 >>535369025 >>535369029 >>535369036 >>535369040 >>535369056

1731721626282110.jpg md5: fd219d72... 🔍

So I haven't been following the migration at all. If we have 2 characters with names on the old Project Epoch servers, do those carry over at all? Or are the name reservations just kind of fucked? I assume I'll lose my old characters but I haven't bothered downloading the new client at all. Did I miss the opportunity to reserve names again?

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 12:58:25 AM No.535368924

>about to raid hogger
>DEAD

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 12:58:29 AM No.535368935

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 12:58:40 AM No.535368949 >>535369037 >>535369043

ÉLWYN WOLVES HAVE SWIPE
>ÉLWYN WOLVES HAVE SWIPE

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 12:58:40 AM No.535368950

FUCK I WAS ALMOST THERE

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 12:58:44 AM No.535368954 >>535369072 >>535369126 >>535369142

https://streamable.com/ayzv3j

Can someone explain what happened here

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 12:58:57 AM No.535368973 >>535369201

I'M STILL IN NIGGAS I'M HEADING TO ANVILMAR WILL REPORT IF I CAN

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 12:58:57 AM No.535368974 >>535369104

rip.png md5: 3fbf9cdb... 🔍

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 12:59:06 AM No.535368994 >>535369196

Playerbase summarized in one image.jpg md5: 81c5496e... 🔍

>>535368721
>implying turtle are the trannies

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 12:59:14 AM No.535369010

died at around 2200

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 12:59:19 AM No.535369024

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 12:59:20 AM No.535369025 >>535369169

>>535368923
no one knows

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 12:59:21 AM No.535369029 >>535369169

>>535368923
They have yet to acknowledge this at all, either for keeping names/characters or wiping.

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 12:59:22 AM No.535369036 >>535369169

>>535368923
Personally I didnt even bother with trying to migrate. My level 7 didnt mean nothing to me. Just using my new acension account.

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 12:59:22 AM No.535369037

>>535368949
the wolves in the undead area had a leap attack

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 12:59:25 AM No.535369040 >>535369169

>>535368923
the only comms is that if this stress test is "successful" then theyll schedule a launch and all the other stuff to go with that
if its not then theyll keep doing tests until it is

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 12:59:27 AM No.535369043

>>535368949
>lvl 1 shitter mobs have swipe
>feral cats don't
bros...

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 12:59:30 AM No.535369056 >>535369169

image_2025-08-15_175925624.png md5: 779953f3... 🔍

>>535368923
Nobody knows if the server is getting wiped or not

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 12:59:39 AM No.535369067 >>535369201 >>535369204

>got ascension launcher up and running
>had to verify the install and update as one would expect
>then launched into epoch no problem

>open it again now that there's a stress test
>had to verify the install again

Is this a normal thing its always going to do?
Granted verifying the install is only 20-30 seconds, but if I have to do it every time I launch it could get annoying

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 12:59:41 AM No.535369071

>>535368654
Hey look, that's me.

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 12:59:42 AM No.535369072

>>535368954
i don't know ogar tell us

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 12:59:43 AM No.535369076 >>535369163

back to Auth.. Im thinking I will just go sleep and leave you guys to it

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 12:59:56 AM No.535369104

>>535368974
I also got that effect, dunno what it is tho

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:00:00 AM No.535369108

these servers will totally handle 10k at the time...

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:00:07 AM No.535369118 >>535369195

Can you only make humna? DId they tell anyone that

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:00:09 AM No.535369124 >>535369250

2025_08_16_01-59__tkq.jpg md5: a41f15b9... 🔍

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:00:11 AM No.535369126

>>535368954
its the /pvp cast animation

Midna !!e6Ts7QlwB3U 8/16/2025, 1:00:24 AM No.535369142

>>535368954
That's what turning on warmode looks like fren

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:00:30 AM No.535369156

631.gif md5: 1fd8808a... 🔍

Pochie Weekend

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:00:34 AM No.535369163

>>535369076
It's only a stress test, anon. Get some sleepies to rest for launch.

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:00:34 AM No.535369169

>>535369025
>>535369029
>>535369036
>>535369040
>>535369056
Alright, thanks. I'm not attached to the character at all so I don't care if that gets wiped but I'd like to keep my name at least.

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:00:34 AM No.535369170 >>535369375

WoWScrnShot_081525_235703.jpg md5: cef08957... 🔍

>flawless grammar
>no missing punctuation
>no broken english
>no mistranslations
bros...it's so beautiful...

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:00:41 AM No.535369176

Why was there no fucking announcement man fuck. Now I'm stuck on authenticating forever.

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:00:41 AM No.535369180 >>535369445

>>535368889
Link to mod?

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:00:43 AM No.535369187

1725823266928542.jpg md5: d790e452... 🔍

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:00:48 AM No.535369194

>no pochie weekend
FUCK

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:00:48 AM No.535369195 >>535369318

>>535369118
They said you *could* be locked to making only 1 race.

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:00:48 AM No.535369196

>>535368994
couldn't stay away could you hahahaha

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:00:51 AM No.535369201

>>535368973
DO THE JUMP

>>535369067
Pretty sure it only does that when they push an update

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:00:52 AM No.535369204

>>535369067
you're shit's fucked
It's worked perfectly for me

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:00:58 AM No.535369216 >>535369443

soul2.png md5: 9ef86bed... 🔍

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:01:03 AM No.535369227 >>535369403

3.jpg md5: 3681ad94... 🔍

Be afraid turtle.
Be very afraid.

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:01:09 AM No.535369238 >>535369497

New Goldshire actually looks good, why were people shitposting it again?

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:01:13 AM No.535369250 >>535369414 >>535369457

1754781188587055.png md5: b2e9c376... 🔍

>>535369124
B A S E D
August 17th hype

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:01:25 AM No.535369276 >>535369340 >>535369449

WoWScrnShot_081525_160037.jpg md5: 1f6d2b43... 🔍

Wish me luck bros, I think I can make to Anvilmar since all the NPCs are unloaded

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:01:35 AM No.535369297 >>535369417

where are the servers located? might as well use my vpn

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:01:43 AM No.535369318

>>535369195
Yea i know but they didnt announce it specifically befoer this happened. Most people will be clicking other races with no clue

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:01:56 AM No.535369340 >>535369442 >>535369451

>>535369276
>not taking the tram
what the fuck are you doing

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:02:19 AM No.535369375 >>535369424

>>535369170
>--
it was written by chatgpt

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:02:22 AM No.535369382

Can someone run to Molten core and go inside before they shut off servers?

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:02:25 AM No.535369387

The vibes are, once again, immaculate.

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:02:32 AM No.535369403

>>535369227
imagine the smell

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:02:37 AM No.535369414 >>535369521

>>535369250
HAHAHAHAHAHAHaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahaha
I had more fun as Naomilyn than I ever had on turtle

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:02:38 AM No.535369415 >>535369512

>thunder storm is rolling in
go on without me, my eu shithole city is about to lose power for next 24h

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:02:40 AM No.535369417 >>535369584

>>535369297
France apparently. I'd believe it because I have 16 ping from the UK.

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:02:41 AM No.535369424

>>535369375
That isn't an em dash retard

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:02:56 AM No.535369442

>>535369340
I'm afraid if I swap instances it'll kick me out

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:02:57 AM No.535369443

>>535369216
SOVL

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:02:57 AM No.535369445

>>535369180
In the /wpsg/ OP, lines 17 and 21

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:02:58 AM No.535369449 >>535369586

>>535369276
You'll have to go through the Burning Steppes route because the tram won't load in case you didn't know.

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:02:59 AM No.535369451

>>535369340
server froze but you can still move in the world

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:03:05 AM No.535369457 >>535369521

>>535369250
do you have more night elf slop

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:03:08 AM No.535369464

I'm in...server selection.

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:03:32 AM No.535369497

>>535369238
The doorways do look retarded tbf. Idk why they wouldn't just use Blizzards doorways. The new ones are literally just big rectangles.

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:03:40 AM No.535369512

199f5be7df830f907680eb8f3ad75867.gif md5: ad134139... 🔍

>>535369415
I'll be sure to kill some very loud wolves for you sis

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:03:46 AM No.535369521 >>535369608

1752048773858125.png md5: 645158c4... 🔍

>>535369414
Nice opinion faggot. Enjoy stress test #62
>>535369457
Sure

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:03:54 AM No.535369536

WE'RE IN

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:03:54 AM No.535369537

aaaaaaaaaaaand it's gone

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:04:10 AM No.535369563

THis is more fucked than before...now its saying password incorrect again

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:04:14 AM No.535369565 >>535369637 >>535369791

1530369378753.jpg md5: 733d8695... 🔍

GMs were floating in the sky watching us

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:04:25 AM No.535369580

BITCH I AM LATE

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:04:26 AM No.535369584

>>535369417
Can't be right.
I still have the same 23ms I always had, I'd say London or Manchester.
Filthy manks

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:04:27 AM No.535369586 >>535369715

>>535369449
Yep I know, I'm making my way

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:04:28 AM No.535369591 >>535369704 >>535369747 >>535369808 >>535369829 >>535370012 >>535370129 >>535371820

DUTCH CONFIRMED LAUNCH WILL ONLY BE 1 SERVER (KEZAN)
DUTCH CONFIRMED LAUNCH WILL ONLY BE 1 SERVER (KEZAN)
DUTCH CONFIRMED LAUNCH WILL ONLY BE 1 SERVER (KEZAN)
DUTCH CONFIRMED LAUNCH WILL ONLY BE 1 SERVER (KEZAN)
DUTCH CONFIRMED LAUNCH WILL ONLY BE 1 SERVER (KEZAN)

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:04:36 AM No.535369602 >>535369708

I had to log in with my ascension account will my og launch characters be lost to the virtual forever?

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:04:41 AM No.535369608 >>535369809

>>535369521
thanks but i'm not a foot guy

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:04:41 AM No.535369613

1741958022321464.png md5: 31e73903... 🔍

offline

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:04:57 AM No.535369637

>>535369565
Yea writing down names of Mpreg names or people who chat it.

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:05:19 AM No.535369678

>Killing off Gurabashi to please the carebears
Fucking why

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:05:32 AM No.535369704

>>535369591
gurusisters… say it ain’t so…

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:05:35 AM No.535369708 >>535370001

>>535369602
>will my og launch characters be lost to the virtual forever?
Probably, but they've yet to say anything official on keeping/wiping totes basement characters.

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:05:39 AM No.535369715 >>535369946

>>535369586
Check if you can find the gnome starting zone on the way

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:05:58 AM No.535369747 >>535369891 >>535370041

>>535369591
Wghere

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:06:00 AM No.535369752 >>535369785 >>535369819 >>535370025

Fuck, i missed. It was smooth at least?

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:06:12 AM No.535369771 >>535369912

I'M IN!

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:06:21 AM No.535369785

>>535369752
lol no

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:06:23 AM No.535369791

>>535369565
The council will not be discovered.
We are but a simple gathering
Only members know our song
PREPARE FOR GURU

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:06:35 AM No.535369808

>>535369591
That's a lie, Dutch never said such a thing.

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:06:35 AM No.535369809 >>535370813

1754708954635025.png md5: 0f4892bc... 🔍

>>535369608
Shame. That's all I got :^)

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:06:41 AM No.535369819

>>535369752
Like butter

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:06:42 AM No.535369823 >>535369965 >>535369969

Just wanted to say that, im on bbc and stress test simultaneously and bbc isnt lagging.

So they can theoretically have multiple (dozens) of servers up
Let that sink in

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:06:45 AM No.535369829

>>535369591
gurutrannies in the ground tonight
kezanfashies gonna have a good time

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:07:05 AM No.535369868

warmode BVLLs won

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:07:18 AM No.535369891 >>535369959

>>535369747
Did you know that the word gullible is written on your ceiling?

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:07:31 AM No.535369912

cdbf97936112dbd2d1e333fde1594e38.jpg md5: 3d0e36c7... 🔍

>>535369771
Fuck you lying slut

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:07:59 AM No.535369946

WoWScrnShot_081525_160747.jpg md5: 0a6fe217... 🔍

>>535369715
Will do, just hit burning steppes

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:08:07 AM No.535369959

>>535369891
I looked and there is nothing there

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:08:10 AM No.535369965 >>535370228

>>535369823
>im on bbc
and stay there

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:08:12 AM No.535369969

>>535369823
Oh, that's good news

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:08:12 AM No.535369971

arue ducks.gif md5: 6cd9f521... 🔍

So... what's the issue?

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:08:32 AM No.535370001 >>535370149

>>535369708
I dont mind the wipe but I just hope my name isnt forever reserved on a character nobody can play.

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:08:36 AM No.535370012

dutch.png md5: fdc6365b... 🔍

>>535369591
Lying is a sin nigga

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:08:39 AM No.535370014 >>535370185

262-hercule.jpg md5: 91995f15... 🔍

>/target baron rivendare actually finds a target

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:08:47 AM No.535370025

>>535369752
Given the fact that it seemingly had a pretty big rendering distance and 3k people concentrated in 2m2 it was pretty ok, by that I mean upwards of 500ms.

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:08:53 AM No.535370041

>>535369747
i astrally projected into ascension HQ and witnessed dutch speaking with a mysterious cloaked figure

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:09:33 AM No.535370110

Shenna is going to need a fucking Chinese government tier botnet to knock this offline when it launches

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:09:34 AM No.535370112

war room status?

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:09:39 AM No.535370127

will they ban me because I posted my name on here?
should i make a new account with a different name on launch just to be safe?

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:09:38 AM No.535370129

1726066284711106.jpg md5: d9502e1a... 🔍

>>535369591
Guruvelahermanos...¡así no !

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:09:43 AM No.535370132 >>535370243 >>535371372 >>535371584

Remember, only join /desu if you are trans. No CIS "people" allowed.

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:09:52 AM No.535370149

>>535370001
At least for this stress test old names weren't still reserved. Remade using the same name I used before and could create a new character. I don't think names will be in limbo.

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:10:07 AM No.535370170 >>535370363

I have a confession. I've been shit talking Epoch for 2 weeks straight, but if they launch before Turtle, I'll be playing there. The project has still been a total train wreck and I hate nu-Wailing Caverns, but there couldn't be better timing for a fresh Classic+ server.

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:10:09 AM No.535370174 >>535370279 >>535370338 >>535370348 >>535370354 >>535370371 >>535370480 >>535370517

Can I use the previous epoch client? or do i have to download the 50gb

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:10:20 AM No.535370185

>>535370014
He's right underneath me isn't he...

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:10:40 AM No.535370220

how many online stressbros?

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:10:43 AM No.535370228 >>535370353 >>535370360 >>535370703

image-53.png md5: 64afe94a... 🔍

>>535369965
Shut the fuck up newniggertroon

>Pochie spotted in the wild

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:10:56 AM No.535370243 >>535371372

>>535370132
is the channel desu or desu?

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:11:08 AM No.535370265

With but a fraction of our power.....we have HUMBLED the OPPOSITION
Gentlemen.
I award all of you Jiren status.

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:11:09 AM No.535370270 >>535370314

Did they do a character wipe?

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:11:15 AM No.535370279 >>535370395

>>535370174
it's not 50gb

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:11:32 AM No.535370310 >>535370420

>servers still lagging and crashing
Lmao the cope here is so funny. Epoch devs shit themselves hard

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:11:34 AM No.535370314 >>535370717

>>535370270
yes, wipechuds winned bigly

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:11:37 AM No.535370319

lol.

pochietards needed to force everyone to roll human just to fill Elwynn up

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:11:46 AM No.535370338

>>535370174
What do you mean? You just download Epoch from the launcher

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:11:47 AM No.535370339

how do you get off the cart?

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:11:48 AM No.535370341

Went the wrong way like a retard so it might be a bit longer before I get to anvilmar

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:11:51 AM No.535370348

>>535370174
Just stop the initial download on ascension, then switch the drop down to pochie. You'll just download the 3.3.5 client and not all of ascension's other stuff. It's much smaller.

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:11:52 AM No.535370349

So is it already over? When can my next 15 minute hit of heroine be?

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:11:54 AM No.535370353 >>535370556

>>535370228
Eбaлo хлoпни, дayн

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:11:54 AM No.535370354

>>535370174
It's not actually 50gigs; it's 14gb.
Maybe it's different for HD graphics on the actual Ascension version.

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:11:57 AM No.535370360

>>535370228
how are you still online, it's down for me

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:11:59 AM No.535370363

>>535370170
Stay on turtle, faggot

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:12:02 AM No.535370371

>>535370174
Start the download, then stop it at the bar at the bottom that appears, then you get drop dwon meni to download epoch

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:12:17 AM No.535370395 >>535370465

>>535370279
my bad its 20gb. answer my question.

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:12:35 AM No.535370420 >>535370519

>>535370310
because its 2k in one zone compared to 2k split between 3 zones......

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:12:45 AM No.535370440 >>535370551

>hunters get wrath disengage
What the fuck? I know about bladestorm but are there any other changes like this?

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:13:01 AM No.535370465

>>535370395
Nigga I don't know try it out

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:13:08 AM No.535370480

>>535370174
cancel that download
go into the dropdown menu
select epoch

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:13:29 AM No.535370514

How do you not know how to use a launcher aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:13:30 AM No.535370517 >>535370710 >>535370843

snip.png md5: ea029d9d... 🔍

>>535370174
I'm sorry but some of you people are fucking retarded. It's not a good idea to use the old client, they warn against it. And installing it on Ascension isn't 50gb, it's less than 14.

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:13:31 AM No.535370519 >>535370613 >>535370695

>>535370420
Wait you can only make humans? Thought it was a bit weird how fucking packed elwynn was lol

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:13:37 AM No.535370530 >>535370672 >>535370675

image.png md5: 9270049a... 🔍

where the fuck am i

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:13:45 AM No.535370551 >>535370815

>>535370440
Droods get cyclone.

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:13:49 AM No.535370556 >>535370916

>>535370353
Of course its a zigger from troontle

Look out through window i sent my finest drone your way

Signed by zelensky himself

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:13:52 AM No.535370564 >>535370714 >>535370787

does no one find it insane that the Epoch server filled up asap when there still has NOT been an official discord announcement for the test? What does it FUCKING MEAN?

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:14:15 AM No.535370613

>>535370519
Yeah, they were forcing everyone into one zone to stress test it.

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:14:41 AM No.535370672

>>535370530
at The Grombolar

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:14:42 AM No.535370675

>>535370530
how are you in

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:14:55 AM No.535370695 >>535370820

>>535370519
You got a fucking problem with humans bro?
You want your nose broke lil bro?

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:14:58 AM No.535370703

>>535370228
that's me lol

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:15:04 AM No.535370710 >>535370824

>>535370517
Mine was 13.8gb specifically, I just rounded up.

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:15:05 AM No.535370714

>>535370564
>he’s still on the epoch discord

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:15:07 AM No.535370717

>>535370314
Its probably just for the stress test.

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:15:45 AM No.535370787

>>535370564
Word of mouth travels fast. Do the old tracker websites still work?

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:15:58 AM No.535370813

>>535369809
FEET

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:15:59 AM No.535370814

is it currently up? I cannot log in.

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:16:00 AM No.535370815

>>535370551
That is a TBC spell so its expected but yeah. Cyclone probably a lot less annoying outside of arena.

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:16:01 AM No.535370817

You guys think I got enough time to crank it before the servers come back up?

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:16:01 AM No.535370820 >>535371092

>>535370695
try me nigga
*shadowsteps behind you*
>nothing personnel.... kid.....

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:16:02 AM No.535370824

>>535370710
Same

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:16:03 AM No.535370828 >>535370975 >>535371078

file.png md5: 34b16d92... 🔍

B A S E D

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:16:10 AM No.535370843 >>535371102

>>535370517
When you first install laucnher, all you get is an install button that forces to start downloading ascension to get to that drop down menu. Some people dont know theres a cancel download button or what its downloading, it is a bit unclear at first.

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:16:43 AM No.535370910

1752249629332984.png md5: 6d3b9b83... 🔍

Ascension staff say to keep cranking it

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:16:46 AM No.535370916

>>535370556
please do not deadname zelenskyyyyyyy, sister

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:16:48 AM No.535370918

Ascension got state-of-the-art servers, and it still wouldn't crank. Epoch is just fundamentally broken

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:17:03 AM No.535370941

1754510384409.png md5: 5ced8543... 🔍

just let me play please

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:17:04 AM No.535370945 >>535371048 >>535371172 >>535371202 >>535371204 >>535371227 >>535371341 >>535371898

>Ascension discord will forever be unusable slop because they allow fags to spam gifs and you can’t read anything
This is not a serious server at all.

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:17:26 AM No.535370975

>>535370828
Thor could have fixed Epoch by now

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:17:29 AM No.535370981

I just noticed that the river stream in the login screen goes uphill
lmao.

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:17:32 AM No.535370987 >>535371234

image.png md5: 39683266... 🔍

anon i think im lost

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:18:13 AM No.535371048 >>535371161

>>535370945
>i suck cocks and hate fun
Turdle discord is over there

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:18:31 AM No.535371078

>>535370828
took me 2 hours of reaction videos to finally find someone today pointing out "if you respected the call to run, why didn't you respect the call to salvage?". I am now free from this forever

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:18:37 AM No.535371090

>offline

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:18:38 AM No.535371092

>>535370820
Bitch you are stood against every nightmare you ever had.
You wouldn't dare step behind a man with intent
Watch yourself and you wont have to check yoursel-
*JUDGEMENT CUT*
heh....nuffin personal
https://youtu.be/MQak222RrEg?si=0qZR3kcHrnZgQ7B9

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:18:39 AM No.535371096

1656274566691.png md5: 56a20a54... 🔍

>get in for two seconds
>crash
Okay now it's getting silly.

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:18:42 AM No.535371102

>>535370843
I'm not being a dick, but that really sounds like an skill issue/iq problem to me.

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:19:15 AM No.535371161

raw.png md5: f4641bb4... 🔍

>>535371048
Ambershire Sunday hypeeeeeeeeeeee

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:19:24 AM No.535371172

>>535370945
>Not a serious server
Yea its a fucking video game you transexual double nigger. Ever heard of FUN?

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:19:43 AM No.535371202

>>535370945
you'w nawt a SEWWIUS SEWVUH widdout a SEWWIOUS DISCOWD foh sewwious aduwts wike mysewf

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:19:44 AM No.535371204

>>535370945
why would you ever need to use general chat?

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:19:57 AM No.535371227

>>535370945
The moment servers are up the gifs stop, you are retarded

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:20:02 AM No.535371234

>>535370987
DON'T GO THROUGH THE PORTAL

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:20:09 AM No.535371245 >>535371304 >>535371328 >>535371331

I can't log in
Do i use my old Epoch username and pw or the Ascension one?

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:20:45 AM No.535371304

>>535371245
ascension one, if you had same email on both.

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:20:56 AM No.535371328

>>535371245
Use your email

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:20:59 AM No.535371331 >>535371448

>>535371245
You use your email. They didn't port over usernames, just email from the Epoch servers. If you had the same email for both it merged them.

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:21:07 AM No.535371341

>>535370945
>he uses discord as a cringe chatroom
Lmao, sad! Mute all channels nigga. Discord is purely for voice chats and notifications.

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:21:11 AM No.535371352 >>535371426 >>535371494 >>535371706 >>535372279

>got in
>instantly kicked out.
>none of my names are saved
grim.

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:21:26 AM No.535371372 >>535371532 >>535371536 >>535371753

>>535365097
>>535365854
>>535370132
>>535370243
REMINDER
that the creator and 60% of the players in this chat are the same transexuals from the turtle guild FMC which ruined a whole general in /vg/

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:22:02 AM No.535371426

>>535371352
NOOO NOT THE NAMERINOS

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:22:17 AM No.535371448

>>535371331
why can I still log in using my username then

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:22:38 AM No.535371485 >>535371736

I see (0) characters. If that means i lost my name i'm gonna fucking cry. It was so good, doubt i could get it in another name rez event :(

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:22:41 AM No.535371494

>>535371352
It's over... Turtle won....

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:22:50 AM No.535371506

I got in for a second and then I got kicked

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:22:53 AM No.535371510 >>535371571

Is it still going on or are they not letting anyone else in?

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:22:58 AM No.535371519 >>535371685

WoWScrnShot_081525_162247.jpg md5: 00e0470f... 🔍

ALMOST THERE

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:23:06 AM No.535371532 >>535371652

>>535371372
new turtleshill script just dropped

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:23:09 AM No.535371536 >>535371652

>>535371372
No one in Desu is a gay boy.
I would personally shame them out of it.
As I have told you before, I am the gigachud.

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:23:25 AM No.535371571 >>535371673 >>535371789

>>535371510
it's going up and down repeatedly

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:23:27 AM No.535371573 >>535371620 >>535371648 >>535371667 >>535371682 >>535371713 >>535371716 >>535371746 >>535371768

What is/was the max players before crashing?

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:23:33 AM No.535371584

>>535370132
privet are a you ochuel?

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:23:55 AM No.535371620

>>535371573
2200

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:24:07 AM No.535371648

>>535371573
2.5k in one zone

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:24:10 AM No.535371652 >>535371809

>>535371532
>>535371536
liars the lot of you

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:24:19 AM No.535371667

>>535371573
just 500

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:24:24 AM No.535371673 >>535371746

>>535371571
I'm assuming they're texting on Guru, right?

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:24:31 AM No.535371682

>>535371573
Saw 2100 or something on /who

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:24:32 AM No.535371685 >>535371727

>>535371519
can you logout so they can restart the stress test? thanks

Midna !!e6Ts7QlwB3U 8/16/2025, 1:24:42 AM No.535371706

>>535371352
Anon they said the stress test would be F R E S H

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:24:44 AM No.535371713

>>535371573
I saw people saying it was 2k but I had no way of telling

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:24:45 AM No.535371716 >>535371834

>>535371573
1500
absolutely fucking grim.

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:24:51 AM No.535371727

>>535371685
NO

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:24:57 AM No.535371736 >>535371918

>>535371485
It was never your name

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:25:01 AM No.535371746

>>535371573
2200, all crammed into northshire and elwynn.

>>535371673
Testing on Kezan

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:25:05 AM No.535371753 >>535371873 >>535371943

>>535371372
qrd on fmc? came back to /vg/ for /epog/

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:25:10 AM No.535371764

Teh gif posting is good, people are basically telling me they are fagets and I can block them. Eventually I will never have to see any fagets ever again

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:25:12 AM No.535371768

>>535371573
Stress test didn't even start, it instantly crashed both their launcher and the website (no joke).

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:25:31 AM No.535371789 >>535371897

>>535371571
like youre mom

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:25:34 AM No.535371801 >>535371916 >>535372089

server just says locked for me?

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:25:38 AM No.535371809

1695838050892550.jpg md5: 37482262... 🔍

>>535371652
You saying I'm not the gigachud?
Troon.

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:25:43 AM No.535371820

>>535369591
GURUBRAZILIANS BTFO

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:25:50 AM No.535371834

>>535371716
Was at 2200 right before the crash

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:26:16 AM No.535371873

>>535371753
you'e no idea how lucky you arr

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:26:16 AM No.535371876

image.png md5: b20194a3... 🔍

on my way to sunken temple. BWL and MC entrance next bros?

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:26:29 AM No.535371892 >>535372127

Uhh I thought ascension was gonna fix all this?????????????

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:26:32 AM No.535371897

>>535371789
yeah she's a whore

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:26:32 AM No.535371898

>>535370945
you sound fun at parties

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:26:41 AM No.535371916

>>535371801
Its up and down and random.. seems familiar

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:26:42 AM No.535371918 >>535372108

>>535371736
It was absolutely my name from level 1 to 15, nigga.

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:26:49 AM No.535371938 >>535372129

>epoch stress test #2 right before launch hit around 2k
>epoch stress test right before ascension launch hit around 2k
time is a circle...

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:26:52 AM No.535371943 >>535372143

>>535371753
ERP guild that took over /wpsg/ and drove every normal person out of the general a couple years ago
they're still doing it

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:27:16 AM No.535371996

starship-troopers-paul-verhoeven-3334836069.gif md5: 61e240f2... 🔍

The blatant lies posted means only one thing

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:28:00 AM No.535372058

1752426766419190.png md5: e927f238... 🔍

this shit is NEVER coming out

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:28:08 AM No.535372069 >>535372686

>Kezan
>Normal
>Gurubashi
>PVP

PVP PLAYERS CONFIRMED ABNORMAL FAGGOTS

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:28:12 AM No.535372080

bros, how can a game have so much SOUL?
I only played vanilla for the fist time a few months ago but it feels like it's been way way longer

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:28:18 AM No.535372089 >>535372258

>>535371801
Testing is on Keazn even though its Guru on the test tab...

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:28:26 AM No.535372108 >>535372840

>>535371918
It was never original, it was never

yours

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:28:33 AM No.535372127

crankin.gif md5: 2f6945f2... 🔍

>>535371892
trvst

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:28:38 AM No.535372129 >>535372203

>>535371938
They had everyone in one zone on epoch stress test?

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:28:46 AM No.535372143 >>535372214 >>535372349 >>535372457 >>535372873

>>535371943
How does one erp guild drive people away from a general? Is this not the 4chinz I remember anymore?

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:28:49 AM No.535372151

Well, well. well.
It looks like within one meeting of the shadow council the script has broken.
Oh it's neeeeever coming out wah wah my economy, pathetic.

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:29:16 AM No.535372203 >>535372357

>>535372129
I believe everyone was (or at least was asked to be) in durotar

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:29:21 AM No.535372214

>>535372143
People generally don't want to be around trannies at all.

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:29:41 AM No.535372252

>forever stuck on the realm list

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:29:43 AM No.535372258 >>535372420

>>535372089
that makes a lot of sense
ty anon

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:29:45 AM No.535372262 >>535372456 >>535372580

1733515171565276.png md5: 4a00a87c... 🔍

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:29:50 AM No.535372269

I hate having to be alliance even for testing, i've literally never picked alliance before I feel sick

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:29:55 AM No.535372279

8.png md5: e93d03be... 🔍

>>535371352

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:30:33 AM No.535372349

>>535372143
Go look at the wpsg posts and find out (assuming you don't already have a filter with 100 keywords which means there basically isn't a thread because it's a 24/7 looping freak show of the same exact posts)

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:30:38 AM No.535372357 >>535372485

>>535372203
>THIS BROWN GOT PUT IN DUROTAR
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHHAHA
no no no.........NO.
Don't
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHHAHA

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:31:07 AM No.535372398

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I WAS IN FOR LIKE 3 SECONDS

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:31:16 AM No.535372416 >>535372484

typing.jpg md5: b229a39c... 🔍

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:31:21 AM No.535372420

>>535372258
Also you can apparently only make humans at this point

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:31:31 AM No.535372438 >>535372519

>ascension dev team
>good
you faggots lied to me, this is the same garbage.

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:31:37 AM No.535372456

>>535372262
It's so over.

Midna !!e6Ts7QlwB3U 8/16/2025, 1:31:39 AM No.535372457

>>535372143
All they do in /wpsg/ is shittalk each other about ERP & loot drama. It's just as boring and shit as it sounds.

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:31:40 AM No.535372460 >>535372568 >>535372598 >>535372620

managed decline.jpg md5: 114233e5... 🔍

I am a 34 year old virgin. It's becoming harder and harder to cope with this.

Race/class for this feel? Not even memeing.

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:31:52 AM No.535372482

Untitled.png md5: 8e8840dc... 🔍

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:31:55 AM No.535372484

>>535372416
>while you wait for the server to come up please enjoy a 100 dollar retail armor set on our classic++++ server bbc!

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:31:56 AM No.535372485 >>535372848

>>535372357
you are unbelievably stupid

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:32:16 AM No.535372519

>>535372438
cope

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:32:22 AM No.535372535 >>535373001

oh.png md5: 075d7946... 🔍

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJp1n2lHUJs

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:32:37 AM No.535372554 >>535372629 >>535372675 >>535372719 >>535372884 >>535373035

3.jpg md5: 27611ce7... 🔍

So are the doors big or no? I would never play filthy allys.
Dont mind the lack of texture.

Also Dutch is typing.

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:32:43 AM No.535372568

>>535372460
Dwarf mage

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:32:51 AM No.535372580

>>535372262
>its not a real test

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:33:04 AM No.535372598 >>535372682 >>535372774 >>535373019 >>535373592

>>535372460
How in the fuck do you get to 34 and still be a virgin.
Thank the good lord I had slags

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:33:13 AM No.535372620 >>535373257

1755300792663.png md5: 1e9d06b5... 🔍

>>535372460
get a dog

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:33:17 AM No.535372629 >>535372884

>>535372554
they're big but they look alright

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:33:22 AM No.535372640 >>535372773 >>535372834

WoWScrnShot_081525_163306.jpg md5: a1b8f14f... 🔍

THE GNOME STARTER ZONE IS REAL

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:33:48 AM No.535372670 >>535372747 >>535372829 >>535372834

image_2025-08-15_183330574.png md5: 350d6f13... 🔍

She was grabbing my dong bros...

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:33:50 AM No.535372675 >>535372884

>>535372554
>So are the doors big or no?
bro do can you not see your own screenshot? they're definitely too big lol

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:33:50 AM No.535372681 >>535372785 >>535372839

How's the stress test going fellas? Been stable so far?

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:33:51 AM No.535372682 >>535372848

>>535372598
Very carefuly

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:33:53 AM No.535372686

>>535372069
Faggots are abnormal, and they usually pay on the 'Normal' servers because they can't handle competition.

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:34:12 AM No.535372719 >>535372807 >>535372884

>>535372554
comically large, the windows too

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:34:27 AM No.535372747

>>535372670
giwtwm

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:34:44 AM No.535372773 >>535372841 >>535373478 >>535373856

>>535372640
I thought they reverted it.

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:34:44 AM No.535372774 >>535374410

>>535372598
some of us are just too autistic mang

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:34:51 AM No.535372785

1703196398092549.png md5: aae45e8d... 🔍

>>535372681
Yeah about as stable as I am.

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:35:06 AM No.535372807

>>535372719
because the world of Azeroth has been known for sensible, realistic proportions ever

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:35:17 AM No.535372829

>>535372670
Is....is that an interracial relationship in my video game?

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:35:19 AM No.535372834 >>535373061

>>535372640
>>535372670
how are you guys still on?

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:35:23 AM No.535372839

>>535372681
Pretty laggy and unstable but it was expected
Dutch is typing right now so expect an update soon

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:35:24 AM No.535372840

>>535372108
It was mine from level 1 to level 15, can't you read ? Goofy ass esl nigga

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:35:24 AM No.535372841 >>535373478

WoWScrnShot_081525_163450.jpg md5: 4d41bbe4... 🔍

>>535372773
Apparently not

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:35:28 AM No.535372843

1755300927599.png md5: 9660ca1e... 🔍

> Kezan

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:35:32 AM No.535372846

crank it souja boy

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:35:33 AM No.535372848

>>535372485
You know I'd cave your skull in and fart in your mouth in one swift movement right?
>>535372682
>Very carefuly
Ninja virgin......oh wait.
Fix your teeth, sorry if that hurt, I read souls ya see.

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:35:48 AM No.535372873

>>535372143
they're staying on ambie I hope

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:35:52 AM No.535372884 >>535373643

>>535372554
>>535372675
>>535372629
>>535372719
Bro this is warcraft, you seen the signs over at stormwind? or the logs used for houses?
its unironically in universe to have stupid architecture like that.
Or have you never looked up in this at all? I bet you havent.

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:35:53 AM No.535372887

1736292197567822.jpg md5: fbe9b6a5... 🔍

>As expected tons of lag and crashes on this core, and those are being incrementally fixed up now.

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:35:53 AM No.535372889 >>535372985 >>535372994 >>535373029 >>535373052 >>535373264 >>535373285 >>535373312 >>535373787

Screenshot_20250815_193516_Discord.jpg md5: 88d3425a... 🔍

UPDATE

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:36:41 AM No.535372978

>launch will be next weekend

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:36:48 AM No.535372985

>>535372889
>There will be a lot of this, we are just getting started! I will announce if more people are needed to login.
JUST GETTING STARTED, POCHIE ALL NIGHT

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:36:53 AM No.535372994

cat-kitten.gif md5: e1732d8b... 🔍

>>535372889
so basically we are back at square one

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:36:55 AM No.535373001 >>535373159

>>535372535
Wtf is wrong with your font rendering? That looks like fucking aids.

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:37:08 AM No.535373019 >>535374410

>>535372598
>How in the fuck do you get to 34 and still be a virgin.
Get addicted to World of Warcraft, become hideously fat (nearly 400 lbs at 6'1), and never leave your room until quite recently. Also for more than a decade not give a single fuck about losing the virginity or dating someone for some strange reason until I reached around 30.

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:37:14 AM No.535373029

1736636547570659 (1).jpg md5: cc66143a... 🔍

>>535372889
We're not beating turtle, are we?

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:37:17 AM No.535373035

>>535372554
They're almost twice as tall as an adult human. Your head barely even reaches the very bottom of the window.

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:37:22 AM No.535373046

ddss.jpg md5: 5f63763b... 🔍

>we're just getting started

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:37:24 AM No.535373052 >>535373149

>>535372889
>actual fucking communication during the testing
Kaytotes could NEVER

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:37:29 AM No.535373061 >>535373168 >>535373178 >>535373180 >>535373221

WoWScrnShot_081525_163644.jpg md5: d82ce017... 🔍

>>535372834
No idea, all the NPCs and objects are unloaded

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:37:51 AM No.535373097 >>535373219

>Playing bf6 open beta while i wait
>Literally 11 people passed 2 enemies hiding in a corner, barely kill them
>Hit Q for a tank as it rolls up
>Everyone runs past it and gets blown up
These are the same people that let the flag get capped in WSG, aren't they?

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:38:06 AM No.535373125

We are so fucking back.

Back at day 1.

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:38:11 AM No.535373129

>we're just getting started
pochie never fucking ever

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:38:20 AM No.535373149

helpful.png md5: 4ffeeee4... 🔍

>>535373052
Uhm, anon?

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:38:25 AM No.535373159

>>535373001
>replying to an attention whore who disables anti-aliasing so people reply to his screenshots
get a grip faggot you just gave some sperge a jerk off session

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:38:28 AM No.535373168

>>535373061
HOLY FISHPASTE

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:38:37 AM No.535373178

>>535373061
That looks cool.

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:38:39 AM No.535373180 >>535373292

>>535373061
I always wanted the Frostmane Trolls more fleshed out

What funserver is this?

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:38:43 AM No.535373186 >>535373234 >>535373256 >>535373290 >>535373358 >>535373383 >>535373392 >>535373453 >>535373517 >>535373559 >>535373623 >>535374076

What do you think Dutch and company are thinking right now when a fucking stress test got thousands of players as soon as it was openend without even announcing it bros?

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:38:57 AM No.535373219

>>535373097
>playing IDFslop
very brown coded, not a good look

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:38:59 AM No.535373220

1741164650219557.gif md5: 559547ee... 🔍

>nothingburger announcement
GRRRRRRRR

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:38:59 AM No.535373221 >>535373292

>>535373061
How the fuck are you still in?

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:39:07 AM No.535373234 >>535373361

>>535373186
Either jackpot, or we're so fucked.

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:39:20 AM No.535373256

>>535373186
>these niggas are crazy

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:39:22 AM No.535373257

>>535372620
dont swing that way

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:39:27 AM No.535373264

>>535372889
The real pochie experience

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:39:35 AM No.535373285 >>535373451

1698624340114041.gif md5: d6e15236... 🔍

>>535372889
>There are thousands of people here in this thread not posting just watching us.
It stands to reason that some of them have an autistic profile of us and could tell us apart just from how we type.
If that is the case then hello niggas, you know me. don't bother.

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:39:37 AM No.535373290

>>535373186
>Lets hope this garbage server fails so we get to groom players into bronzebeard.
*proceeds to sabotage it*

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:39:37 AM No.535373292 >>535373375

>>535373221
>>535373180
its a local client, you can just copy paste patch-a.mpq to a 3.3.5 and fly over to the new world content
no npcs or quests though

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:39:48 AM No.535373312 >>535373409

>>535372889
Genuinely feel bad for them having to untangle this absolute spaghetti code monstrosity of a server.
Mad props if they get it out before Sunday but something has to be seriously fucked for them to still be struggling with it.

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:40:16 AM No.535373358

>>535373186
They're thinking of how to milk us of all the money we got. Maybe the first ever pay-to-play wow server?

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:40:16 AM No.535373361 >>535373568

1722469654932504.jpg md5: bd115541... 🔍

>>535373234
probably both desu

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:40:22 AM No.535373375 >>535373536

WoWScrnShot_081525_163903.jpg md5: fdae476e... 🔍

>>535373292
I never even ran it as a local client, it just never kicked me

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:40:26 AM No.535373383

25336.jpg md5: 07dca0d6... 🔍

>>535373186

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:40:30 AM No.535373392

>>535373186
>holy shit we're gonna be able to PRINT money from this

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:40:38 AM No.535373409

>>535373312
they have been working with trinitycore for almost a decade, kaytotes & co wrote nothing lol

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:40:48 AM No.535373434 >>535374109

Ascension is loving this hype, with Epoch addicts literally trying to login like fent heads. They can smell the profits from cash shop sales and then any 100% pure conversion to trying their realms.

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:40:55 AM No.535373451

>>535373285
the fuck are you talking about schizo

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:40:55 AM No.535373453 >>535374109

>>535373186
>no one is redeeming our bronzebeard keys
>thousands of retards keep the pulse on a server that may or may not be up at any given point
must be conflicting

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:41:08 AM No.535373478

>>535372773
>>535372841
Both 3465 and 3466 still said "Build 3464" on the login screen because they were rushed hotfixes, even now it still does.
I never believed there was a revert, just people seeing "3464" on the title screen and jumping to conclusions.

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:41:25 AM No.535373517 >>535373573

>>535373186
what would chris metzen do

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:41:32 AM No.535373536

>>535373375
Hard to believe the cobbled this up in a few days

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:41:38 AM No.535373550

letrollface.png md5: ae309fc2... 🔍

Everywhere I go...
I see his face...

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:41:42 AM No.535373559

>>535373186
>"I can't wait to kill this server and transfer all the characters to ours after people have invested months in their chars!"

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:41:47 AM No.535373568

>>535373361
No yt boi could handle a body like this

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:41:48 AM No.535373570 >>535373663 >>535373765 >>535374020

7.png md5: a4bfb2aa... 🔍

I'm in

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:41:51 AM No.535373573

>>535373517
chris metzen

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:41:58 AM No.535373592 >>535374410

>>535372598
>be 14
>hate normalfags
>watch anime and play vidya
>/a/ and /b/ are like friend groups
>continue for 15 years
>30 next month and still a virgin

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:42:09 AM No.535373623

>>535373186
The juice better be worth the squeeze.

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:42:19 AM No.535373643

>>535372884
Gonna need out for a minute here, but it’s akshully not. The door frames are perfectly straight with right angles - which is antithetical to Vanilla WoW design. If you look at literally everything in Vanilla, from fences to buildings to light posts, they all have “wonky” dimensions. Straight lines basically don’t exist in Vanilla. You can find a few interviews where they talk about how this was a key part of their world design.

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:42:26 AM No.535373663

>>535373570
I like this character...

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:42:46 AM No.535373695

1748743350848806_thumb.jpg.webm md5: b688d8b9... 🔍

WebM not supported

>turdle

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:43:18 AM No.535373746

IM IN

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:43:24 AM No.535373753

IM IN

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:43:27 AM No.535373765

>>535373570
smooching this pal

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:43:40 AM No.535373787

>>535372889
>even the stealth stress test was too popular for the servers to handle

Midna !!e6Ts7QlwB3U 8/16/2025, 1:43:40 AM No.535373789

1640894531305.gif md5: 63585077... 🔍

I'm in! It's smooth for now!

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:43:44 AM No.535373795 >>535373851 >>535373853 >>535373857 >>535373910

file.png md5: 049773f5... 🔍

>Finally get in
>

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:44:15 AM No.535373851 >>535374053

>>535373795
only pinkskins allowed

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:44:17 AM No.535373853 >>535374053

>>535373795
create human, they want everyone in 1 zone

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:44:17 AM No.535373856

>>535372773
The new starting zones were added on 3464, a patch after release. It was obvious that it was going to be in on the test.

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:44:17 AM No.535373857 >>535374053

>>535373795
you can only make a human for the test

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:44:20 AM No.535373865

>Have to leave for a couple hours
go on without me bros... have fun testing shit

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:44:27 AM No.535373880

notthisweek.png md5: 1faacc4d... 🔍

It's not coming out this weekend

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:44:42 AM No.535373910 >>535374053

>>535373795
humans only chud

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:44:54 AM No.535373929 >>535374008 >>535374036 >>535374071 >>535374269

WoWScrnShot_081525_164439.jpg md5: 8184e283... 🔍

THE STAIRS. ARE. FIXED.

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:45:38 AM No.535374004 >>535374078

1755301536995.png md5: 2f1152cc... 🔍

Where are my characters from poch

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:45:40 AM No.535374008

>>535373929
turtlesisters, our response?

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:45:48 AM No.535374020 >>535374210

file.png md5: 8cc98f48... 🔍

>>535373570
>When I've finally got your name for my orc to hunt you down

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:45:54 AM No.535374036

>>535373929
LETS FUCKING GOOOOOO

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:46:07 AM No.535374053 >>535374284 >>535374647

>>535373910
>>535373857
>>535373853
>>535373851
wtf I hate shoes...

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:46:07 AM No.535374054 >>535374180 >>535374326 >>535374347

TITAN of Silvermoon.jpg md5: 85c053b6... 🔍

Is Ascension ready to protect themselves from a Blizzard cease & desist?

At this point I feel like Epoch will peak at like 50k players post-launch and Blizzard will have to get involved.

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:46:19 AM No.535374071

>>535373929
As your pic shows, the stairs weren't the problem.

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:46:21 AM No.535374075 >>535374161

1730620358120307.jpg md5: 98f71def... 🔍

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:46:22 AM No.535374076

>>535373186
"How do we funnel those retards into our store now?"

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:46:22 AM No.535374078

>>535374004
Locked in kaytotes basement

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:46:45 AM No.535374108

1733543826905.jpg md5: 28068c3b... 🔍

>STILL NO ETA
Ambershire it is

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:46:45 AM No.535374109

bronzebeard click rate.png md5: 0e2f7f40... 🔍

>>535373434
>>535373453
Bronzebeard players come from classless/seasonal realms, i bet there's almost zero conversion from Turtle/Epoch. Also, the invite click rate is fucking abysmal.

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:46:55 AM No.535374130

>fell under the map and died
ebin

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:47:05 AM No.535374143 >>535374221 >>535374223 >>535374325

IMG_2131.jpg md5: cea0a090... 🔍

>Tfw you realize the custom content is still fucked and untested from that chat gpt coding
I don’t think most of you realize how far we are right now from an actual working server.

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:47:15 AM No.535374161

>>535374075
yo the other rogue was me wtf

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:47:23 AM No.535374180 >>535374492

>>535374054
ascension is ran by some blizzard devs anon everyone who has played on ascension since s2 knows this

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:47:42 AM No.535374210

>>535374020
Sorry orclet but I will be using another name if they reset...

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:47:45 AM No.535374221 >>535374478

>>535374143
there was a beta, retarded mobilefag

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:47:46 AM No.535374223 >>535374478

>>535374143
Most of the custom content was tested in the beta thoughever

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:48:11 AM No.535374269

>>535373929
There never was any stairs problem, the whole building was spawning higher than it should.

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:48:16 AM No.535374284

>>535374053
Orcs are the most numerous horde members, yet they wear shoes. Checkmate atheists

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:48:29 AM No.535374303

>died in stormwind
>respawn at westfall
what the helly

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:48:42 AM No.535374325

>>535374143
This team seems way more open than Kaytotes and crew so that there is still no ETA is concerning.
Trying to stealth launch is pointless so the only other explanation is they genuinely still don’t know how long it could take to unfuck everything.

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:48:42 AM No.535374326

>>535374054
aren't private servers basically immune to CnD if they aren't hosting in an israeli slave country?

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:48:42 AM No.535374327 >>535374486

Ascension should have saved themselves the money from buying Eflop and simply stolen the ideas for Bronzebeard

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:48:54 AM No.535374347

>>535374054
>ascension
they got a c&d 8 years ago lol

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:49:01 AM No.535374364 >>535374426

What are all these banners on northshire?

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:49:19 AM No.535374392 >>535374458

WoWScrnShot_081625_024813.jpg md5: 916091d2... 🔍

I'M IN!

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:49:32 AM No.535374410 >>535376583

>>535372774
You can't be that autistic if you can reply to me
>>535373019
Id just hire a hooker for you big fella, that's a hooker case, dirty hooker too dog fucking hooker.
>>535373592
Yeah you just keep doing that

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:49:39 AM No.535374426

>>535374364
cosmetic human racial

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:49:46 AM No.535374447 >>535374643

WoWScrnShot_081525_163816.jpg md5: 1129c9aa... 🔍

Honestly running around on foot in the gnome starter zone, it felt good. Pathing was good, topology didn't look too dissimilar to Vanilla blizzard mapping.

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:49:57 AM No.535374458

>>535374392
FANTASTIC!

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:50:00 AM No.535374465

image_2025-08-15_184949940.png md5: c13ae999... 🔍

My new wife

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:50:01 AM No.535374468

1736779746494969.jpg md5: 02361caf... 🔍

look at them, ants in kaytotes' maze

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:50:09 AM No.535374478 >>535374643 >>535374649

>>535374221
>>535374223
>in the beta with 500 players everything was fine!
Holy cope

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:50:13 AM No.535374486

>>535374327
BBCpoch would be kino

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:50:14 AM No.535374492 >>535374571

>>535374180
Wrong, also that wouldn't shield them. Devs aren't copyright owners retarded ass nigga

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:50:24 AM No.535374512

1854984654654.jpg md5: 0004a607... 🔍

>get on the server
>get comfy setting all of my addons so that I don't have to lose time doing it once the real release is here
Sorry Dutch but I'm having a stress-free test right now.

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:50:39 AM No.535374534

I really want to stay hype, but the fact that it's still literally unplayable during stress tests with a fraction of the playerbase it will have at launch is not hope inspiring.
Not going to Turtle, but I was really hoping to play this weekend.

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:50:44 AM No.535374542 >>535374687

>elwynn spirit healer is missing

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:51:03 AM No.535374571

>>535374492
>wrong
i see you've never played on Ascension
sorry anon

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:51:20 AM No.535374603

file.png md5: 9d2cc7eb... 🔍

based cunnymane

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:51:34 AM No.535374621

Screenshot 2025-08-16 005041.png md5: 9b362667... 🔍

HOLY MOLY I GOT IN

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:51:48 AM No.535374643

WoWScrnShot_081525_163607.jpg md5: 278382da... 🔍

>>535374447

>>535374478
What does custom content have to do with player load? Those are two different things.

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:51:48 AM No.535374647

file.png md5: a40132c7... 🔍

>>535374053
Edit: thanks guys, im in!

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:51:49 AM No.535374649

>>535374478
retard

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:51:52 AM No.535374657 >>535374813

002.jpg md5: 3502e25b... 🔍

dutch holy nigger just ditch their code and port any of their work thats not trash to your own base

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:52:05 AM No.535374687

>>535374542
I ressed at her last time.

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:52:37 AM No.535374732

anyone else heading to the gnome starting zone?

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:53:20 AM No.535374806

e15.jpg md5: a2090641... 🔍

It's cooked.

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:53:25 AM No.535374813

>>535374657
>Epoch fans are now begging to play BBC+
you retards fell right into their trap lmfao

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:53:30 AM No.535374819 >>535375026

>all these fucking boomers surprised that theres lag when you have the entire server in one spot

jesus christ.

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:54:01 AM No.535374870 >>535375112

server is mega lagging because debugging is enabled. it's going to be butter smooth after they turn it off

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:54:02 AM No.535374873

Taking forever to create my character

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:54:14 AM No.535374895 >>535374983 >>535374997

ded.jpg md5: ac89ac04... 🔍

Huh?

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:54:30 AM No.535374915 >>535374971 >>535374982 >>535375027 >>535375035

>got in
>characters gone
>character creation disabled
I'm using the same e-mail for both epoch and ascention. thought it was supposed to be merged

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:54:38 AM No.535374937

Midnight finna boutta dab on peepoch.

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:54:51 AM No.535374959

soul7.png md5: e1b25d77... 🔍

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:55:01 AM No.535374971 >>535375072

>>535374915
You need to make a human for the stress test

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:55:05 AM No.535374982 >>535375072

>>535374915
it's not the real thing
Humans only for stress test

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:55:05 AM No.535374983 >>535375179

>>535374895
You're about to fall under the map and die the same way.

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:55:09 AM No.535374991

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Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:55:12 AM No.535374994

1736865128851_thumb.jpg.webm md5: e1a9ce8c... 🔍

WebM not supported

I'm too tired and it is way too hot without the AC on. You go without me desubros... I'll be back tomorrow.

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:55:14 AM No.535374997 >>535375179

>>535374895
I fell through the map when I tried going in there

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:55:26 AM No.535375026 >>535375139 >>535375178 >>535375264

>>535374819
>lag
this is really bad even for a stress test, anon. it is quite literally unplayable. that doesn't bode well or a full release "soon".

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:55:26 AM No.535375027

>>535374915
They have our characters backed up, this is just a single zone stress test, you can only make humans

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:55:33 AM No.535375035

>>535374915
Humans only

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:56:01 AM No.535375072

>>535374971
>>535374982
thx guys

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:56:17 AM No.535375102

Oh I'm stressin alright, stressin my hog L O L

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:56:21 AM No.535375110

dddd.png md5: 5a121154... 🔍

I'm just getting teleported around the world. Is this normal?

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:56:23 AM No.535375112

>>535374870
>it’ll work eventually trust me just two more weeks
Cope cope cope

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:56:37 AM No.535375139

>>535375026
>expect mega lag and crashes
>AYO WHY DIS SHIT BE LAGGIN AND SHIEEET DESE ASCENSHUN NIGGAS BE TRIPPIN!!!

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:56:40 AM No.535375147

honestly this stress test is way worse than anything kaytotes did

Midna !!e6Ts7QlwB3U 8/16/2025, 1:56:46 AM No.535375162 >>535375223 >>535375301

Westfall Testan.jpg md5: 75b68795... 🔍

I got ported to westfall after trying to enter the tram station, fun times!

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:56:49 AM No.535375167

>this unplayable lag with only 1400 people
this is fucking over lmao.

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:57:01 AM No.535375178 >>535375371

>>535375026
boomer...

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:57:00 AM No.535375179 >>535375262

5847545.jpg md5: ac7fdea7... 🔍

>>535374983
>>535374997
I got in just fine though? Although I suspect I may not even see the tram arrive because of how laggy it is, maybe I need to run to IF.

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:57:13 AM No.535375194 >>535375424

1740261620143011.png md5: a5409a36... 🔍

Has this always been in Deeprun?

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:57:28 AM No.535375223

>>535375162
Tube is under construction, please understand.

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:57:30 AM No.535375226 >>535375472

1755302246892.png md5: e7c7f2d9... 🔍

now we playn

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:57:30 AM No.535375227 >>535375389 >>535375412 >>535375448 >>535375539

MedalTVAscension20250815205231.png md5: 15ed73ac... 🔍

Yeah, run bitch

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:57:52 AM No.535375262

>>535375179
I got in fine too but after a few seconds everything disappeared and I fell

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:57:53 AM No.535375263

ITS OVER

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:57:53 AM No.535375264

>>535375026
Don’t bother with these retards. Reddit is just as delusional too. You’ll get downvoted for telling them how stupid they are for thinking this will be in anyway playable in the foreseeable future

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:58:13 AM No.535375293 >>535375574

2/10 Kobolds baby! Soon Ill be MILES ahead of everyone else.

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:58:19 AM No.535375301 >>535375424

>>535375162
Westfall is the default teleport location if the server cannot find where to send you. It was like that way back in vanilla

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:58:24 AM No.535375309

file.png md5: 51e49424... 🔍

Wretched unholy BEAST

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:58:27 AM No.535375317

>Didn't even get to the seggs pile in goldshire
Fucking bitch.

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:58:30 AM No.535375320

>Crashed at 1500
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:58:59 AM No.535375370 >>535375471 >>535375485 >>535375662

pochie.png md5: ee38fb1b... 🔍

I can't decide between priest or paladin d-_-b

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:59:00 AM No.535375371 >>535375497 >>535375825

>>535375178
>zoomers first stress test
There will be 10x this many players on launch. If the servers are shitting their bed with 1/10 of the pop, that's a bad sign.
>inb4 turtle shill
actually i'm the VVallcraft shill.

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:59:06 AM No.535375389

>>535375227
my guruwife...

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:59:20 AM No.535375412

>>535375227
is the pvp even playable at 30000 ping?

Midna !!e6Ts7QlwB3U 8/16/2025, 1:59:25 AM No.535375424

>>535375194
Surely that's not the github memorial...
>>535375301
Oh, makes sense!

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:59:28 AM No.535375434

The Turtle niggas are getting DESPERATE.

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:59:35 AM No.535375447 >>535375510

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Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:59:36 AM No.535375448

huw1tHKK_400x400.jpg md5: 40a4eebf... 🔍

>>535375227
BASED

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:59:51 AM No.535375471

>>535375370
You're going to be healing either way.

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:59:52 AM No.535375472

>>535375226
Ascension looks like that?!

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:59:55 AM No.535375481 >>535375672 >>535375852

This is literally worse than launch

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 1:59:58 AM No.535375485

>>535375370
hpriest >>>>> hpal
ret will be overrepresented as shit
might be able to hustle a spriest spot if you are lucky and/or shameless enough

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 2:00:06 AM No.535375497

>>535375371
wrong, there will be up to 8 realms, not 10x this on one realm

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 2:00:14 AM No.535375510 >>535376091

>>535375447
NOT ideal

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 2:00:27 AM No.535375537

Alright desu come the fuck out, I know you are here

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 2:00:28 AM No.535375539 >>535375704 >>535375807

>>535375227
>wonder why people hate ElvUI
>every faggot has a fucking animated portrait of his character on his healthbar
ah, ofc

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 2:00:58 AM No.535375574

>>535375293
I demand a server wipe

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 2:01:23 AM No.535375605 >>535375701

I thought ascension was better coded?

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 2:01:24 AM No.535375607 >>535375841

WAKE UP NIV78

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 2:01:59 AM No.535375662

>>535375370
healers are fun because you are healing. which spells you actually use doesn't really matter

I would paladin so you can dual spec into tanking later though

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 2:02:04 AM No.535375672

>>535375481
They are trying to overwhelm the system

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 2:02:17 AM No.535375701

>>535375605
this isn't ascension, just hosted on their servers

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 2:02:17 AM No.535375704

>>535375539
it's revolting soulless garbage, I have no idea how it became standard. the presentation of the actual information is completely fucked too

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 2:02:48 AM No.535375753 >>535375861 >>535376061

Lmaoooo these servers are fucked. I’m so glad
I reserved names for Ambershire Sunday

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 2:02:59 AM No.535375773

>And still the council remains unbroken

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 2:03:08 AM No.535375787

TIME FOR FRESH THREAD

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 2:03:15 AM No.535375796 >>535375849 >>535375904 >>535375976

Remember people. Epoch had a successful 5k Population stress test BEFORE Acension

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 2:03:19 AM No.535375807

MedalTVAscension20250815205442.png md5: 0372a82d... 🔍

>>535375539
I put it on to try it out, this is just a skin I stole. Not really convinced desu

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 2:03:33 AM No.535375825

>>535375371
I am 100% positive that the Qatari jew who owns Ascension is not interested in running 8 servers capped at 2k pop lol.
They're gonna work on this until it can sustain a respectable pop.

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 2:03:44 AM No.535375841

>>535375607
this

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 2:03:51 AM No.535375849 >>535375957

>>535375796
not all in one place boomer kun

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 2:03:54 AM No.535375852

>>535375481
They are purposefully making it worse to see the limits, the launch was struggling with 2.2k people spread around 4 areas, here it manages to stay on despite having the same numbers in a single area.

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 2:04:00 AM No.535375861 >>535375989

>>535375753
>I reserved names
Why even bother, worried the other 5 people playing might try to snipe you?

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 2:04:17 AM No.535375904

>>535375796
when S9 stress test happened it went for near 10k
Classic Vanilla season near 8k

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 2:04:20 AM No.535375909 >>535375958 >>535375986 >>535376113

FASHY
>>535318585
>>535318585
>>535318585
>>535318585
>>535318585

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 2:04:27 AM No.535375924 >>535376038

file.png md5: 22e7fd9f... 🔍

my arrakis... my dune....

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 2:04:46 AM No.535375957

>>535375849
Thats my point. The lag is from all the people in one spot. Not the Population

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 2:04:47 AM No.535375958 >>535376017

>>535375909
Not happening turtle shill

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 2:05:04 AM No.535375976

>>535375796
>5k
blatant lies lol

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 2:05:11 AM No.535375986 >>535376017

>>535375909
Seriously, what is wrong with you.

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 2:05:12 AM No.535375989 >>535376179

>>535375861
Ambershire had over 10k names reserved the first 20 mins. It’s quite literally over for Epoch

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 2:05:30 AM No.535376017 >>535376179

>>535375958
>>535375986
Least obvious discord raid

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 2:05:50 AM No.535376038

>>535375924
Average female human on her way to the Kargath Expedition Patrol

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 2:05:58 AM No.535376049 >>535376113 >>535376175 >>535376181

FRESH

>>535317587

>>535317587

>>535317587

>>535317587

>>535317587

>>535317587

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 2:06:06 AM No.535376061

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>>535375753
>reserved names on ambershire
>the server that will get merged when its DoA

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 2:06:25 AM No.535376091 >>535376236

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>>535375510
Just draw me a server later.

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 2:06:38 AM No.535376113

>>535376049
>>535375909
turtlefag weakest bait

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 2:06:52 AM No.535376130 >>535376458 >>535376514

real stress freshi
>>535318585
>>535318585
>>535318585

>>535318585
>>535318585
>>535318585

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 2:07:24 AM No.535376175

>>535376049
>thread made 3 hours later than the last one
Kill yourself tranny

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 2:07:26 AM No.535376179

>>535375989
No it didn't you're making shit up POST THE FUCKING NUMBERS BRO, GO AHEAD YEAH? GO ON SON? COME ON.
>>535376017
Okay turtie

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 2:07:28 AM No.535376181 >>535376514

>>535376049
This one.

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 2:08:04 AM No.535376236

1745501351185668.png md5: c1316a53... 🔍

>>535376091

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 2:10:20 AM No.535376450

We need a sloppa op

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 2:10:25 AM No.535376458 >>535376514

>>535376130
thank you! this one

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 2:11:05 AM No.535376514

>>535376458
>>535376181
>>535376130
samefagging won't work.

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 2:11:50 AM No.535376583

>>535374410
>Id just hire a hooker for you big fella, that's a hooker case, dirty hooker too dog fucking hooker.
I've considered it, but I'd just like to mention I've dropped 150 lbs (still going) so there's maybe something redeemable about me.

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 2:11:54 AM No.535376587

My guy got deleted. They wont let me make him again. This was all I had left...

Anonymous 8/16/2025, 2:18:57 AM No.535377171

PLEASE I JUST WANT TO RESERVE MY NAME. NOBODY TAKE IT I'M BEGGING YOU.

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