Thread 535396887

troondle filth off the op!

>Recent News
UPDATE YOUR LAUNCHER AHHHHHHHHHH
RELAUNCH THIS WEEKEND. TURDLES LOST.
STRESS TEST TOMORROW NOON (eu time)!
CLIENT GOT ROLLED BACK TO 3464 = WIPE IMMINENT
Ascension bought, accounts were migrated.
Log in using your old Epoch account details on the Ascension website.
>https://ascension.gg/

>What is Project Epoch?
A World of Warcraft Vanilla+ Private Server featuring TBC talent trees and tasteful custom content.
>1500+ New quests
>2000+ New creatures
>2000+ New items
>And more!

For more info read their website
>https://www.project-epoch.net/
>Guilds
>Gurubashi
Alliance
Alliance


Previous Thread:
>>535377693

First for gvrv

Should I play this or Turtle?

Why does the Ascension launcher require admin permissions?

>>535395151
Fixed

>>535397008
Play whichever looks fun to you fren! c: There's anons playing on both servers.

Anyone want to play together after re-launch with the intention of getting server-first whitemane?

>>535397116
kek trve

POCHIE WEEKEND
>POCHIE WEEKEND
POCHIE WEEKEND
>POCHIE WEEKEND

>>535397152
Sorry I'm not neet enough to try for server first anything.

>>535397070
script detected
main character delusions filtered

>>535397116
No-shoes in shambles!

>next test will be afternoon eu time
>coffee time for burgers
Guess I'm staying up

POCHIE WEEKEND

Let's all get some sleep, gang!

>>535397431
you gonna stay up all night?

Ambershire won, there is something aggressively wrong with you epoch players

>>535397445
>see gigi
>maximum erection
brb

Why is this server so cursed?

>36 hours til turtlefresh
God I wish rogue sub spec didn't suck ass on turtle.

>>535397008
Both have devs with pronouns in their bios, but only one isn't a social experiment with an ever moving goalpost of a launch date.

>they are aiming for 10k servers again
feels just like home

>anime posters materialized out of thin air after several fail shadow launches
hmmmm

I literally cannot stop thinking about epoch, turtlesissies

>>535397431
brother that is in 12 hours

Make sure to get your sleep, next test is at minimum in 8 hours.

>>535397594
>>535397560
>>535397510
>>535397504
>>535397008

Shenna and her somalians

>>535397723
>next test is at minimum in 8 hours.
"Okay, just a quickie, get in here!"

God is Dutch really this based they're whiping the Epoch sissies into crunching before the new Troondle server goes up? DaddyDutch is to good for this world.

>>535397127
You seriously gotta kill yourself

>>535397838
>Thanks got what I needed. I can sleep now.
You all are battered housewives.

Too early for wow feet..
>Pochie soon
Pochie soon
>Pochie soon
Pochie soon

>>535397838
Oh Dutch, I can never say no to you!~

>>535397796
>same old tired script that involves turtle for no reason
>waah my trannies are better than your trannies even though we don't have a server 4 weeks after launch

>>535397008
This and head from a goth bitch with black lipstick.

rolling a fat cocked orc, sailing across the sea, and putting all the female gnomes in wheelchairs

>>535396887 (OP)
> Alliance
This is the wpsg Kezan guild though

Anyone who played BBC, does it get difficult at any point? The first 10 levels feel like retail in terms of cruising past everything.

>>535398026
no one here is playing on kezan

>>535398179
gurubrownoid cope

>>535398179
more people here are playing kezan, but you gurubashi fags won't stop desperately trying to recruit
enjoy your soon dead server

>>535397907
No u

>>535398172
I think some people were saying it picks up once you get to your second zone but I only got to 10 because I'm hoping and coping for Epoch. Need to save my autism.

>>535398346
how about

>>535398351
we're going home tomorrow night...

>>535398315
I HAD to test Kezan cuz guru got filled instantly

POCHIE WEEKEND
>POCHIE WEEKEND
POCHIE WEEKEND
>POCHIE WEEKEND
POCHIE WEEKEND
>POCHIE WEEKEND

trying to dl ascensions shit but its stuck at 2.1 mb remaining. anyone have this issue?

>>535398476
that guy looks like the runescape youtuber, mr mammal

Pochie? More like Poochie.

I tested pochie wochie for 3 hours straight!

>>535398463
You hardware is fucked, do diagnostics

>>535398301
If you were a TRVE Kezanigger you'd know we will not have any guilds

I dont know if i should make a tank or a healer. Please help (NO PALADINS).

>>535398463
degauss your monitor

>Increasingly desperate turtle troons as it becomes clearer and clearer that Dutch is going to reverse snipe their launch

Lmaooo

>>535398387
how about

>>535397506
For a stress test even. Some peoples kids.

>>535398723
Roll a druid then.

>>535398653
if you weren't a tourist who only learnt about the server a week before launch you'd know that the guild name was made before gurubashi was even created

>>535398723
Be the tank you were born to be

is the hide transmog npc only in stormwind or is there one in IF/darnassus?

>>535398723
undead paladin

>>535398891
Are you going to heal me? ;)

From what I gathered tonight's testing went extremely well. They're already planning a test tomorrow with full player creation, launch might actually just happen Sunday.

>>535399025
Only if you're an alliance gurufren c: My heals won't be great until 28 when I get nurturing instinct. Are you signing the explorer's contract?

Why do people hate paladins so much?

>>535399231
popularity

>>535399231
they're basically huntards
>dude i need that 2h dps weapon
>dude lemme get that tank gear
>dude i could use that healing gear

>>535399231
Ret mains give the class an awful name.

>>535399231
IDK I feel like they're either the worst people or the best people

>>535399231
Hybrids like Druids, but they yap about being able cover every role a lot more.

>>535399231
Retard magnet class

>>535399231
Ret paladins give the entire class a horrible reputation.

>scripted tribal nigger warfare still going strong
Why.

I'm rolling as Prot Pally for all the Fury Warrior's who didn't have a Tank in their life. I'm not the Main Tank, I'm the Tank that Mained up.

>us turdlets were just kidding guys... h-haha... whats with all this tribal warfare? it's g-good to have competition... yeah...
>p-please let us come back and play with you

>>535399775
Turtle troons unironically shilling in the EPOCH thread

Notice that nobody posts about Epoch in /wpsg/ or the Turtle /vm/ (lmao) thread? It's purely turtles starting it.

>>535399854
>same script again
Who pays you? Seriously I want in seems like insane free money so which schizo do I need to contact who hates both epoch and turtle?

I NEED that comic of the basedjak retadin crying about his shit DPS and not being able to be a pro raider but refusing to raid with the dad guild.

>>535399231
>Bad at tanking but think they need to take gear away from WArriors
>Shit at DPS but think they're owed every 2-H weapon
its pretty simple. At least Druids try to stick with leather and their weapons barely matter or in Epoch cases will have specific feral buffs.

what's the shaman leveling spec? go for ghost wolf talent? go ele? some other shit?

>>535399223
Are you going to heal my fat ugly bastard tank?

>>535400020
def resto

>>535400020
Ghost wolf talent and continue in enh to lvl 40, then swap to ele because ele is much faster after lvl 40.

>>535400020
Enhance leveling is the smoothest and most mana-efficient.

>>535399924
Only thing I notice is your script, this is an insane niche retard branch of a hobby literally the epoch devs are also playing turtle and the turtle devs will be playing epoch, this is some 3rd party schizo who got "wronged" aka. his autism got triggered in some way making retarded same posts over and over so who is it? How do I get paid to post the script here?

>>535400014
Surely they're good tanks and dps in epoch right?

>>535400184
uwu

>>535400014
Pally tanking in TBC was goated and since we're on TBC talents they're great.

>>535400219
There's no script you dumb faggot. It's the epoch thread, talk about epoch, nobody here gives a single shit about Turtle. You sound like a faggot shill that's just seething that you get retaliated on when you post your Turtle spam in the EPOCH thread.

>paid posters trying to stir shit get exposed and have to update the script
Yea, figured.

people shilling the explorer's contract on guru alliance are just hordeniggers trying to make sure there are as many gank targets, prove me wrong

>>535400147
Anon this is epoch, you can't be a kul tiran here

>>535400519
thats all gurushills contract or not

is there any reason at all to roll warrior anymore?

>>535400638
Being the main tank and thus the main character. Also bladestorm looks neat

>>535400519
I can't imagine popping Explorer's in a PvP server.
I only have so much time on this earth and I tab out a lot as-is.

>>535400519
trvke

>>535400638
man... I miss Funhaus/IG like you wouldn't believe

>>535400519
Who the fuck is doing that?

>>535400020
I haven't leveled on Epoch obviously, but generally speaking the gameplay between Enh and Ele while leveling are minimal. It pretty much comes down to how many lightning bolts you put into mobs when pulling them.

>>535400519
Says you, I'm signing the contract and there's nothing any greenskin can do about it!

>>535400638
warrior is trash, paladin is the main character

>>535398463
Did you ever figure this out? My Bronzebeard install is stuck at the exact same spot.

>>535401012
Might wanna ask in the discord, could be an issue when their servers exploded earlier

How did the stress test go?
I went to bed 1hour after the first update generated so much traffic the launcher and site went down

>>535401012
have you tried turning your pc on and off again

>>535400219
salem script trials anon going delulu calling everyone and everything a script again baka main character syndrome schizophrenia h2si get well soon pookie

>>535400730
>tbc prot warrior
>main tank
anon I...

>>535401157
Good, they managed to get it to a playable (normal ping) state with 1800 online

>>535401157
Got progressively better and better, even managed to do some of the new gnome starter zone. Warlock DoTs still don't work but hopefully that'll be fixed by launch.
>>535401215
Are they not MT's anymore? idk shit about tbc lol

how did the stress test go?

>>535401304
good and theyre launching in 24 hours

>>535401291
>new gnome starter zone
How was it?

Warriors really never recovered when Blizzard released TBC 18 years ago and non-Warrior tanks viable.

>>535400932
Except pound you into the dirt both literally and methophorically

>>535401157
That last one was really good. Something like 30 minutes to an hour long?
Spells were coming out without any delays.
Northshire was CRAZY packed and Goldshire was also lively.
Only noticed people hiccuping around at the start of the test.

>>535400195
>ele is much faster after lvl 40.
The cast talents are a lot earlier in the talent tree now

Honestly man the small changes to Rogue and the likely high demand for Lock picking on Kezan makes me wanna roll one. Axe proficiency, more things to pick, and redirect combo points are relatively simple but massively impact your play.

>see posts on discord saying that ascension launcher requires admin access
>see posts on /vg/ saying that ascension launcher requires admin access
>install ascension launcher
> it actually requires admin access

>>535401395
Actually pretty good, the G.E.A.R area looks rad and thematic. I didn't get to do much in it though but my only complaint is as a lock having to walk all the way across the field to get to the frost trolls, but it's like that in the normal starting zone so w/e. They brought over the felix quest from the dorf zone over there too I noticed.

>>535397070
Real answer? So it can auto-play videos, you may have seen it do that when you started installing with it.

>>535401575
>lock picking
Everyone will be an engineer with C4ium.

>>535401717
>Everyone will be an engineer
lol

>>535401405
Can't do that if I'm an invisible kot

>>535401270
>1800 online
In the same area or around the world?
>>535401524
>>535401291
Pochie sunday is going to happen

>>535400232
They are in a much better position in Epoch, They don't have a tank CD, but they added new seals, new racial seals and Ardent Defender got buffed significantly.

i just wanna play some sloppa

>>535401813
99% of them were in Elwynn but some people were fucking off to other zones

>>535401813
All packed into Elwynn, you could only make a human

>>535401813
the intention was 1800 in the starting area, the reality was that people fucked off from the starting area when they could, I'd say 1100 to 1200 were in Elwynn Forest at the time.

Bullying Horde anons on Gurubashi

>>535401813
>>535401885
Next one, they're making all races playable to better simulate an accurate distribution.

>>535401971
Loss Reversal-bait

>>535401856
Ross and everyone with a brain knows Paladin will be the Epoch hero class but you know what? Don't care. I'm not making one. Its Warrior, Druid, or bust. Unless they make Tank Shaman viable somehow.

>>535401892
Well I'm taking all the stealth talents in feral and my nelf passive increases stealth too, so there!

What professions would be loreful for my human paladin? Alchemist and Herbalist seem more fitting than Miner and Blacksmith, but I wish I could take all four.

Is it still restricted to two on pochie? Can I maybe juggle them and end up with Alchemist and Blacksmith?

>>535402101
I do hope they make Tank shamans a thing, would be nice to have them around. Big fan of them.

>>535401575
I would roll one if they got rid of expose weakness and gave them some other raid utility like tricks of the trade

>>535402134
Tailor enchanting is rather soulful, maybe you should go for that so you can wear the dress.

What animation does enhancement shaman stormstrike use?

>>535402134
enchanting + mining if you're going prot

>>535402312
depends what race you are

>>535402312
While DW its mutilate , you stab with both weapons at the same time

>>535402121
You can't hide

>>535402367
would enchanting or blacksmithing be better for a prot dwarf?

As a Priest, is leveling your First Aid worth?
Always assumed no.
At least Cooking and Fishing has stuff like Sagefish that makes it worth on the road to 60.

>>535402484
>134.webm
How many are there?

>>535402295
I am playing prot/ret and I *won't* be healing.......
>>535402367
Hmmmm, I understand why I'd want to for stats, but would my character pursue these professions organically in her life considering her race, class, and lived experiences and relationship with the world?

The new custom paladin seals actually look really good. Seal of Dedication looks goated for dungeon tanking.

>>535402557
>is leveling your First Aid worth?
Yes. There's quests requiring crafted first aid mats.
https://www.project-epoch.net/features/professions/

>>535397070
>Why does the Ascension launcher require admin permissions?
Don't worry about it ;) ;) ;)

>>535402484
No!
>>535402557
I thought so too but apparently turning your cloth into bandages and vendoring them is good money, unless you're going tailoring?

>>535402684
too many

>>535402762
Enchanting definitely.
Mining can easily be worked in by you growing with a dad/brother who was a miner and picked it up from them or some shit.

>>535402684
220ish, all orc males

>>535402762
based autist
just go with what feels right

>>535397116
This is canonically true.

>>535402838
Forgot my screenshot

>>535402995
I will now roll paladin

>>535402895
Bandages are good vendor money if you're SSF but linen usually sells for more on the AH.

vibe check?

>>535403167
actually hype

>>535402557
>As a Priest, is leveling your First Aid worth?
regardless of what your class is, first aid is always worth

>>535402995
>cone of holy that blasts back and damages the paladin for some reason
Ummmm, I guess it's an emergency taunt?

>>535402995
That's cool. I like that they made something unique instead of just copy-pasting crusader strike and divine storm

>>535403242
35% of the damage spread across a 6 second DoT when at the quickest you can Judgement every 8 seconds basically turns into Stagger with damage on it.

>>535403109
>but linen usually sells for more on the AH.
This. But also even with a skill of 001 tailoring you still get bonus cloth drops on epoch, everyone should have tailoring until at least 60 just for AH & first aide.

>There is still something really aggressively wrong with performance on the core
It isn't happening this or the next week, is it?

>>535403385
Mining HP bonus starts at 1% so I'm guessing tailor has similar scaling even if it doesn't show in the tooltip

>>535403425
trust the plan

Why is gaytotes afraid of shaman tank?

>>535402557
If you're going smite priest then first aid is good for bubble bandaging - but otherwise you spend so much time wanding while leveling that it's pretty rare for you not to have enough mana for heals. If you're wand spec and you're not also tailoring then it's better to take the gold boost from selling your cloth imo.

>>535403425
>not including the rest of it where Dutch says it won't affect launch
Pussy bitch

>>535403517
It would be nice if they gave it a little support to get it to where like Paladin tank is, a meme tank that's at least viable for dungeons. It needs too many new abilities to keep up with the real main tanks and ends up not really feeling like Shaman. I didn't like SoD Shaman tank.

>>535402557
Profession quests exist and you should do them if you have the chance. First Aid for sure will have some use in the future, so have a few bandages ready.

>>535403612
Ironically, BBC+ has shaman tanks. They are okay and play a bit like SoD shaman tanks. However their tanking CD is tied to Stoneclaw totem, for some reason.

Where did dutch succeed where kaytotes failed?

>>535404063
communication

>>535404063
Having real infrastructure devs and more money for servers. It sounds like Epoch performance is still shit, just Ascension has enough servers to brute force it.

>>535404063
Software "engineer" versus compsci

>>535404227
This too desu, Dutch actually posts every day, answers questions and has a sense of humor

Thoughts chat? Will tomorrow be the day for us Epoch Brothers?
Total Ascension victory?
Shenna and Crogge BTFO'd?

AMBERSHIRE TOMORROW HYPE BOOK IT BROS WE ARE ALL GOING HOME (COMING OUT AUGUST 17TH)
>AMBERSHIRE TOMORROW HYPE BOOK IT BROS WE ARE ALL GOING HOME (COMING OUT AUGUST 17TH)
AMBERSHIRE TOMORROW HYPE BOOK IT BROS WE ARE ALL GOING HOME (COMING OUT AUGUST 17TH)
>AMBERSHIRE TOMORROW HYPE BOOK IT BROS WE ARE ALL GOING HOME (COMING OUT AUGUST 17TH)

>>535404063
in this in particular, >>535404227 , he did inform people that was being done and when we would expect the server to come up soon. Knowing how things are going and when they are happening from the lead himself helps a lot in comparison to having some community manager posting "Vibes are immaculate" and throwing an speculation without knowing what the fuck is going on.
Look what happens to Ross when he tried doing that yesterday while being a 'helper' in the Ascension discord.

>>535404063
It's Dutch's job, not hobby

>wanted to try pochie druid
>may be years before that's possible
How are feral/lock in turt? What's the meta?

i booted up BBC and suddenly my notepad opened itself and typed "Nice porn collection man"
then my phone notified me that my bank account was empty...

Underpromise and overdeliver.

>>535404332
I have absolutely no idea why Kaytotes and his crew were such fucking niggers. PR isn't that hard and this retard couldn't even get his CM staff to lie and calm shit down correctly.
Is abysmal PR some sort of brit bong thing? Everything Epoch did should go down as exactly what not to do in any situation.

booted up TurtleWoW and started getting slutbrain

>>535404227
this.
basically was MIA during the server fuckups.
never given any ETA.
maybe he tried his hardest behind the scenes, but the general idea, because of his bad communication, is he just didn't give a fuck anymore.

>>535404647
>Look what happens to Ross when he tried doing that yesterday while being a 'helper' in the Ascension discord.
What did I miss?

Guys I booted up Turtle and I got an email in Outlook with this link in it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EdmaBZsmx1E

>>535404879
imagine needing twow to give you slutbrain

I already switched to retoilet 2 weeks ago and I'm having fun.
If they actually announce wipe I probably won't bother starting from fresh again

>>535405101
Hope they wipe to keep the server pop low desu

wipe this bussy

>>535404954
Instant demote from helper to member.

>>535405101
What the fuck is retoilet 2

Banned fron turtle talking about shenna ventures in DM party. Must've been her goon in the group.

>>535404954
he said this >>535251589 followed by >>535251815 , and the result is this >>535253649 .
I could have stiched the images, but I think it tells the tale quite well on its own.

Do you guys ever feel like you might be a little too obsessed with brown trannies?

>>535405670
Trannies are too obsessed spamming their moeslop reaction gifs in my /vg/s

>>535405547
What a dumbass

Thinking about making a priest for pochie.
Thoughts?

>>535405547
don't get the ross hate.
you're not allowed to make predictions as a mod?
seeing the drones post 99% gifs, instead of any normal discourse, makes the argument that the users are more a problem than he is.

>>535405547
>be sperg "CM"
>sperg out in your Distroon safe space
>get shit on
>cry and try to silence everyone
>lesson not learned
>sperg out again on your competitors server with the same thing you got shit on the first time
how do people like this even function??

>>535405857
You have 20k people waiting ro play, why make speculations you can't backup? Just to build hoooyyypppppp and farm emoji reacts?

im not a tranny im a boywife

>>535405760
But there's literally nothing wrong with that?

odds of poochie sundy?

>>535406097
65%

>>535406010
it's not wise, sure.
but the piled up hating is unwarranted.
like people 'need' a target, and he happened to be there. if anyone needed to be target it was kaytotes, but he conveniently was never there.

>>535406097
Yeah, sunday August 31st

>>535406097
I'd say a hopeful 40%

Epogging when I wake up.

>>535406097
Depends on how intensive tomorrow's tests are. Odds are good, but not great.
Honestly imagine that the best we'll get is a Pochie Monday.

Epoch is so good because it's remained fresh for a whole month

>>535406253
Why not round it off at 41%

Look man, I'm just not logging in to "stress test" your shit... I'm just not... Not even sorry, but I ain't your little bitch doing shit for free.

>>535406337
trvke

>>535406189
People would give Gaytotes shit too if he ever showed his coward nigger self

>>535405857
>you're not allowed to make predictions as a mod?
Obviously not lmao. A "release prediction" is literally just an ETA. And nobody should be giving ETAs but the project lead/CM, or someone they designate to do so.

>>535397070
I followed the advice in a previous thread and edited the manifest to disable admin access.

It's on line 10 here, the first quotes by default say "requireAdministrator" but change it to "asInvoker".

Compile with the play button and save as any other file name other than the original Ascension Launcher.exe, such as mpreg.exe , and it works fine without suspiciously unnecessary access.

>>535405857
Ross is not alone in the hate wagon, a whole lot of the Epoch CMs were absolutely worthless at doing what they should have been doing. Ross got hit the hardest because of the mpreg stuff.
When they stablished that they don't really have information from the devs at all and were on the dark, that should have been enough information for them to shut the hell up and just try to moderate the chat. Look how ascension is handling it and compare with how it was before and draw your own conclusions about it.

>>535406472
If you keep delaying the launch people are going to be mad no matter what.
Throwing baseless speculation only fuels the fire

They NEED to launch by Monday if they want to retain the acquisition hype

>>535406531
>change it to "asInvoker".
My only user in this computer is the admin
Now what?

>>535406710
they'll launch on sunday

>>535406710
Nobody cares at this point, everyone moved on and is downloading Turtle and preparing for Ambershire tomorrow.

>>535406635
Do we really have Kaynigger apologists now?
Dutch and Kaytotes both said they needed "a couple of days" but only one got vitriol over it and there's a reason for that.

>>535406791
I just KNOW you were the fag that waited for hours for the test to start only to shill turtle in world chat
I really HOPE you are getting paid to do this

Expect the worms to be infesting world chat after the launch.

I never played wow before, should I try here or do I leave and never come back?

>>535406954
Project epoop couldn't even get 2,000 people online for this "stress test", a month after the initial release was supposed to happen.
People don't autistically fixate on shit like 4chan and Discord terminally online freaks like you.
There's simply a better opportunity that's a sure thing coming out, and people just flock to that without getting lied to and their time wasted.

>>535406762
>My only user in this computer is the admin
That's rough. You'd need to make a non-admin account to do it.

>Windows PC, go to Settings > Accounts > Family & other users.
>Click "Add someone else to this PC" > "I don’t have this person’s sign-in information" > "Add a user without a Microsoft account".
>Enter a username and password (or leave password blank), then set the account type to "Standard User".
>Save and log out of the admin account.
>Log in to the new standard user account.

>>535407290
They were only allowing 2k connections retard

>>535406942
>a couple of days
Kes said that after the infamous 24hour poll, no shit everyone was mad.

They wouldn't be getting so much hate if they'd just left chat open and moderated instead of being sych assblasted faggots. They give people no way to vent or communicate so everyone just wants them gone.

>>535407265
sure, why not.
it's the most hyped up wow server in a decade.

>>535407391
>poll: ketchup or mustard?

DUTCHY LIED
POCHIE DIED

>>535407370
Just under 1,800 people logged in, you disingenuous retard. Keep coping and enjoy playing with terminally online Discord troons and 4chan freaks.

>>535405809
No one replied to this poor feller.

>>535406791
They didn't care so much that they crashed their web server on an abrupt stress test during midnight EU hours.
You lost Shenna, there's 0 hype for your fresh, but I'm sure you're gonna have your drones spamming your faked pop daily here.

>>535407290
I think 2000 online for an unannounced stress test one month after a spectacularly failed launch is pretty good... absurdly good

>>535407391
They had no fucking chance man, 3 unpaid (and power tripping) mods vs 60k users?
Not even the 2h cooldown slowed things much

>>535407543
It was definitely capped at 2k when it was brought up the third time (not the cheeky last minute test), the server was just rejecting connections outright despite being up.

>it'll launch soon
>the problem was Windows, now they're on Debian it will be smooth sailing
>it's just a hardware issue
>actually it's a TrinityCore issue
>Magic quitting is actually a good thing
>there is nothing wrong with selling out to Ascension
YOU ARE HERE
>it's just Invincible, Spectral Tigre and the Happy Cloud in the shop
>XP potions are actually a good thing, CBA leveling to 60 again
>half the talents not working is fine, it's a free server after all
>Gurubashi 2, 3, 4 and 5 having zero players is actually a good thing! All the tourists got filtered.
>Ktotes leaving the project is actually a good thing, he was just holding back the Ascension devs

ive played turtle for months, there's literally no way the playerbase is larger than 500

>>535407565
>>535407570
>>535407654
Remind me again when is this mystical launch happening? Ah that's right, 24 more hours.
Meanwhile Ambershire is coming out literally tomorrow, ready to host tens of thousands of players (that it is rightfully anticipating.)
Stop wasting your time and lying about some quick cash grab "servers".

>>535407819
>dodging
I accept your concession

he doesn't even get any turtle bucks for this btw lmao. He does it for free.

>>535407702
I wish elves were real

>this shit is completely fucking dead
>but turtle is run by power tripping trannies who will perma you randomly whenever they get a spike of dysphoria
Where the fuck do I go?

>>535407819
I've leveled so many characters on Turtle I honestly doubt I'll have a desire to do so again for years. Epoch is a new and unique experience, and I'm gonna play here even if it releases after Ambershire.
>>535408147
>this shit is completely fucking dead
It's ~6am in the EU and ~1AM in NA lol.

>>535408147
Outside

Cannot wait for the new cope when we break 10k tomorrow

why are the turtle shills in our thread again? was the patch that bad?

Fuck this, I'm going back to Metin2 private servers.

>>535408147
Pochscendance is never releasing bro

>>535408147
Single Player with bots

>>535408301
I literally wasn't on board until the stress tests today. It was all copium until now. Seeing 2k people log in within 30 seconds of Dutch making an UNPINGED comment, and having it run well with ~1.5k people all in one small area, I'm officially excited.

>>535408351
This is the pserver drama thread

Did anyone figure out how to get rid of the tutorial bubble?

>>535408451
Copium in this post is ridiculous lmao. Ambershire tomorrow is blowing epoop away.

>>535408505
cope

>>535408512
Turning off tutorial stuff in the options and a UI reload should do it, if not idk

>>535408518
>tomorrow
you've commented this 10+ times but it's literally ~30 hours away lol.
you're genuinely scared because you know the chances of epoch launching before Sunday ends is fairly large.

I am still cautiously optimistic for Project Epoch, I like Dutch even though he's a slimey jew. I'm sure he can make something happen. I also hope Kaytotes is raped to death by a pack of niggers.

>>535409107
he doesn't say that...

>>535409142
Why did he say it then?

>>535408518
What's there to cope about? We saw tonight that the server can handle a mass amount of players in the starting zone. The chances of it NOT launching this weekend are slim lol.

do the OG epoch discord mods still have power in pochieascension?

CATS WOULD NEVER SAY THOSE THINGS

>>535409107
pspspspsps

>>535408518
So what does ambershire bring to the table aside from being fresh?
Genuinely dont know.

>>535409197
all of them are gone lol

>>535409216
I dont know, this kitter seems to be very upset, and rightfully so!

>>535409262
Nothing. If you already have characters on Nord there's no reason not to try something new with Epoch.
If it doesn't work out, you can always just go back to Turtle.

>>535409262
You can buy your convenience level 1 repair bot, portable mailbox, guild bank and skins all over again!

>>535409197
>Ross
vaporized
>Altered
lasted a few hours then had a melty and left
>Xius
ticking time bomb
>Cailean
seems well adjusted but >>535387406
None of them have any power anymore

>>535409262
They basically copied Epoch by giving old bosses new abilities and adding a few new bosses in. Also a bunch of new mid-level zones.

Epoch will be the superior experience, but turtle is more likely to launch in time. I kind of suspect a lot of Epoch will show up to turtlefresh if they're still waiting, which could completely crash turtle's launcher, which would be pretty funny considering all the times Shenna has DDoS'd rival servers.

>>535409197
altered ragequit
ross got killed for speculating on a saturday launch wilbur is pissed off
the iraq guy xius seems unbothered but like >>535409632 said i would expect him to go next if anything
cailean is still hanging around
don't remember any others

I won't lie, the NPC in Goldshire who sells two full pages of green weapons and gear felt like a bit much lol. Kinda hoping he was just there for the testing phases.

>WSG flag debuff is ~1 per minute, so capping ASAP is at minimum 20/30% dmg more
>also if you drop the flag, stacks stay on until you die
>melees getting insane/double+ damage literally out of nowhere
>you can't ress in BGs, ghost instantly spawns at your body, and you have to wait for timer
>players are friendly to each other in Arena, wins count as losses and vice versa
>healing reduction doesn't work at all
>warmode nerfed to 5%
>still no x-faction BGs
This was supposed to be a patch to save PvP btw
If you were still deluding yourself, now you should know

>>535409732
>implying you'll have enough money to buy grees while leveling

>>535409667
I read something about changes to MC but who the fuck cares about those in a 7years old server.

>>535409732
pardon?
other than vanilla vendors horde starting areas had nothing like this

Didn’t get a chance to play the stress test. Weekend launch possible or probably later?

>>535410015
pochie sunday looks unlikely but wait until after the next stress test

>>535410015
Its not happening they dont even have a launch date and stated
>There is still something really aggressively wrong with performance on the core
and later edited "that wont hinder the launch" (still no date)
its not happening this weekend.

>>535409952
He's bullshitting

>>535410015
There were ~4 stress tests. The final one was basically flawless, so I don't see why a weekend launch isn't possible at this point

>>535409909
how the fuck cant they test these things
no ptr?

>>535409923
>>535409952
Its not real retards.

>>535410105
>and later edited
It wasn't later edited and you've been spamming this all night lmao.
you're literally terrified that the server now seems to be perfectly stable.

>>535409909
wait they tested PvP during the night? I thought it was only going to be a stress test

GOOD MORNING!
POCHIE STATUS?

>>535410284
That's turtle nigga

>>535410257
You stupid faggot, the original statement didnt have the "It won't hinder launch" That was adding in like 5 minutes later, there was some clear damage control there.

>>535410015
We had almost 2k in Elwynn and you could interact with NPCs and kill things will minimal lag. It's time for release.

>>535402845
>GTAIII Definitive edititon

>>535409923
>I read something about changes to MC but who the fuck cares about those in a 7years old server.
True, but there's a fresh server launching tomorrow.

Well allegedly. Both turtle and epoch are completely fucked right now, and it's a race to see which one can get their shit together first.

I'm gonna miss my Orange Tabby pet but at least I got the screenshot of it

How are the vibes boys, I had to go to bed after the first stresstest.

>>535410290
ETA 3 HOURS

>>535410310
Discord adds (edited) onto your message if you edit it, dumbass. There's not even leeway on it like there is on plebbit - if you edit it 0.03 seconds after posting, everyone will still know.

>>535410290
Pochie weekend!!!!!!!!!!

>>535409010
>>535409186
Screencapped and will be posted here a minute past midnight on Monday when there's still 24 more hours until launch ;)

>>535410467
Thanks for agreeing with me?
It was edited.

>>535410290
>STATUS?
Currently fapping to Zdrada

>>535409667
>Shenna has DDoS'd rival servers.
This has literally never happened, it's just you schizos spamming bullshit lies without any backing.

>>535410348
>minimal lag
lol, maybe after everyone fucked off
I thought the point of a stress test was to keep everyone in one place, can't they easily put invisible walls or a bunch of lvl60 like blizzard did?

>>535410154
There WAS a ptr btw, just nobody cares about pvp at all lol

Are the vibes immaculate?

>>535410290
Same. What did I miss?

>>535410657
>everyone fucked off
like 100 people tried to leave, and most of them didn't get very far away lol

Poochie sunday?..

>>535410784
I doubt we'll get a ssunday release but yeah the vibes are good

>No launch date
>Problems with the core
>Expecting it to be solved this weekend

Lets be real here, it will be kicked until next friday because they wont fully fix it in a day and they wont release a server during the week.

>>535410935
sad bad true

>>535410935
no it will launch on sunday before amber, it has to and it will!

If this shit isn't solved fast, ambie will win.
>faster launch
>more new content
>trusted reputation even with the drama from a decade ago
>less awful shop
>better server host placement (120ms vs the 200ms on asscension)
>no threat of crashing constantly (dutch's last post makes it seem like the core is just fundamentally broken for pochie and the custom content still isn't tested at all)
My hype is basically zero again

>>535410440
Immaculate. Incandescent. Irradiated.

>>535411264
>dutch's last post makes it seem like the core is just fundamentally broken for pochie and the custom content still isn't tested at all
This is my feeling too.
I don't want to be a major doomer but this shit feels like it has a solid month until it becomes playable.

So how did the stress test go? I was sleeping

It wouldn't surprise me if they have people working on this shit 24/7 to get it out of the door in a somewhat stable and playable manner ASAP

>>535411264
But haven't you heard from the resident Discord shills here? Sleepoch is apparently launching fully today, worst tomorrow BEFORE Ambie. Lol.

>>535410935
you can do a lot in day, if you know your code which isnt the case here, most likely

Lets recap.
>There is still something really aggressively wrong with performance on the core
>There are some big gameplay bugs to fix up which will begin tomorrow
Words from Dutch.

Weekend release is waaaaay too optimistic.

>>535411402
>which won't affect launch
you missed that part

>>535411352
they shouldve skipped the friday pub roll and start testing earlier than freaking 1am

>>535411402
No one will announce launch day in a few days. It takes some time for more people to know and prepare for it.

>>535410935
>reddit spacing
>always dooming or indirectly attacking the server (other than turdle)
You NPC worker drones are so easy to spot lol

>>535411454
It wont affect launch because there is no launch retard.
Or do you see the date posted somewhere?

>>535411402
>something really aggressively wrong with performance on the core
thought they already injected in all the Ascension goodness

it's scared

>>535411623
did you shut your brain off when you typed this out?

>>535411721
Point me to the launch date announcement, Retard-kun

Did they wipe characters yet?

vibecoded core and custom content. good luck dutch.

>>535411684
Does ascension even use trinity core?

>Went from shitting the bed server side once 1000 people were online across all of Azeroth
>To not even sweating with 2200 people in Human starting zone

So....had Kaytotes not given this over to Dutch, we'd have never seen the game?

Reminder, if you haven't seen the signed agreement, Kaytotes is paying Ascension to get the server up and running. Once Kaytotes' wallet is drained... Dutch will outright own it.

>stress tests happened, launch imminent, good news all around
>turdle NPCs come out en masse: shilling instantly ramps up, extremely aggressive, constant lies, grasping at anything they can
You just love to see it, ha!

>>535411750
how about you just admit that you missed the part where dutch said it wouldn't affect launch instead of doing this cope pivot

>>535411885
exactly. this whole project reeks of indian streetshittery.

Checking in, how'd the stress test go, lads?

>>535411950
What launch, my man.
There is nothing announced.

>>535411623
>uhh there is no launch because I say so, yeah t-they're just doing it for fun?!
they ain't sending their best kek

>>535411819
every wotlk server is trinity core

even if pochie comes out soon my final semester of college starts in 3 days so I'm fucked either way...

>>535411898
OP's post said "launch imminent" for a week now.
At this point I'm here for the train wreck. If it actually launches at some point I might give my lvl 12 druid another chance but it's been over 3 weeks now.

>>535411975
indian shit usually is undeveloped in ALL aspects
Kaytotes got the concept and implementations down, he just had no earthly concept on how to work the server

>>535411985
I got to level 5. Pochie weekend is confirmed.

>>535412017
smelly dumb, zoomer scum

>>535411989
are you actually this dumb?

Bros what if the servers finally launch and it's stable but the game sucks. Then what.

>>535412004
>Guys its BOUND to happen okay? they just delayed the launch 3 weeks. its GONNA happen, even tho there is no official date or even an ETA yet.
That is some massive sunk cost fallacy you got there.

>>535411898
>launch imminent

>>535412017
I can level a character for you, Anon. No charge pf course :)

>>535411264
Tranny jannies, sadly

>>535412017
>he doesn't start his semester until October
ngmi brother

so how was the stress test

>>535411352
Dire cope

>>535412117
that's literally what's going to happen. the slow realization that there isnt shit currently and not shit in the pipeline will hit like a truck. a lot of people wasted a lot of time for epoch. i feel kinda bad for those expecting more.

You faggots never learn right?
>We believe we are now ready to relaunch

>>535411402
Ross said saturday launch though

>There is still something really aggressively wrong with performance on the core, but I don't think it will impact launch
>There are some big gameplay bugs to fix up which will begin tomorrow
READY FOR RELAUNCH

>>535412312
>faggots
wow edgy. you lames have guaranteed that I will never play TransWoW.

>>535411885
we had 5k online running great test

who the fuck is dutch

They will relaunch and just let us deal with the heap of vibecoded bugs for a few months

>>535412117
Then I'll play it anyways because what else would I do with myself?

>>535410540
>>535410467

LAST TROPICAL DAY (29C) OF THE SUMMER OF THIS YEAR TODAY AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH FUCKING FINALLY WE ARE FUCKING FREE WE MADE IT

NEW UPDATE
POOCHIE SUNDAY CONFIRMED

>>535412383
>afternoon Hypeborea
so it should be soon

the endless and enraged turdlewow posters reveals extreme insecurity in the superiority of their product.

>>535412432
our new keytotes

>>535412467
It's just one frog with nothing better to do. Should at least ask Shenna for some turtle bucks instead of doing it for free.

>>535412445
>N

>>535412454
What a curiously cropped image

>>535412383
>our stress test hit 2000 in one zone
>this means that reaching up to 10k (5 times that) is definitely on the table
wait a minute that sounds awfully familiar...

>>535412454
kek

>>535412467
their new patch must have been bad if they are back already

>>535412561
it broke the launcher and the game (orc mobs in one of the new zones floating in mid air and walking in place)

>>535412547
Across all zones, yeah. It also helps that these guys are professional devs with years of experience, as opposed to zoomer vibe coderes with chatgpt.

>>535412701
>muh zoomer boogeyman
fuckass boomers kys

>>535412701
Does Ascension actually pay their devs? Is this their job or do they still have day jobs and do this in their off time?

>>535412449
my digital weather station showed 40C yesterday (without direct sunlight), and that's central europe, no egypt. planet might be cooked

>>535412701
>age never matters for anything ever
sure thing, zoomer

>>535412749
same (central but really eastern europe). i was dripping sweat right after showering just by sitting behind my desk it's over these summer are not normal

>>535412746
They're paid, as are the community managers. The owner of Ascension is Qatari and was most likely rich before even founding Ascension.

>>535410348
minimal lag btw

>>535412861
Awesome. I wonder how many of them are on Epoch duty right now, I know they're still fixing bugs in the other Ascension servers.

>>535412975
>fake video
Feeling scared Shenna?

>>535412829
Why won't yuros just buy an a/c

>>535412861
Based Qatari WoW boomer

>>535413063
>fake video
Sis I was there and it was way worse than that early on. Idk if that's the last test they did tonight but the first/second ones I had like 30 seconds between casting frost armor and it actually activating.

>>535413097
it's not worth it for only 2-3 months of the year with heatwaves occurring every other week. some people buy it but most just don't care and push through

>>535413127
>doubling down
Must be low on fashion coins huh sis?

>>535410348
>minimal lag
>>535412975
this is how it was most of the time.
from east coast US i get 100ms on bbc+. during the test i started at 127ms, then when the server was shitting itself i was at 485ms before stabilizing towards the end at 170ms.

How stable was the last server test? I went to sleep after the first one. I wanna set up my addons.

>>535412975
They're hoping that 2k people won't roll human when it's launches for real.
With the gnome and troll zones, maybe that's true? I still think human & Undeads will be the most popular races though so those zones might be fucked.

>>535412017
Zoomers shouldn't be allowed on the internet

>>535413246
>It's not worth it
Europeans have more people die from heat than Americans do from heat and guns combined

>>535413314
>turdle predatory scam store sells even transmog coins
now it makes sense why you can't turn it off at all, and how turdle community instantly shat their pants when they ASKED for an option of toggle lmaooo

>>535413246
Just put it in a closet when you're done, and you won't have to be sitting in a puddle of ball sweat 1/4 of the year

>>535413379
>2k
its not even cracking 1k here where its shitting itself. not to mention all the bugs people were spamming in chat the entire time. it's another incremental step towards some kind of bare minimum technically playable server. i don't know how i'm supposed to feel optimistic at this point. maybe if they weren't doing 10k caps i would be, i don't know.

What's pochie going to do if the turtle launch is good
What if it's bad

>>535413552
Just sell the option to turn them off too, easy

>>535407336
you don't need to log out or in to run programs as another user. shift+right click the executable and look at the expanded context menu

>>535413819
I hope turtle does well for itself and the people playing it enjoy it. Shant be playing turtle still.

>>535413725
>all the bugs people were spamming in chat the entire time
it wasnt lag related then?

>>535413725
>not to mention all the bugs people were spamming in chat the entire time
not subtle at all champ lol

just woke up , pochie is online right? or else im going to fucking kill myself in tranny turtle

>>535414093
its not
now record it

>>535413420
>>535413589
just ain't worth it, we're no pussies ova here

>>535414093
two more weeks

>>535414180
Then DIE

POCHIE WEEKEND

>>535414093
Bro, who came on your facel?

>>535413379
Rogues are basically forced to roll Night Elf because they have a half crit more in base stats even despite lvl 60 race changes. So Night Elf area will be popping, especially on Gurubashi.

If you see a rogue that's Alliance but not Night Elf, you're seeing a scrub that exists to slow down your runs.

>>535414883
>rolling a race based on a 9 (at maximum) agility difference
I seriously hope you guys don't do this

>>535414883
did you transition yet?
speedrunning is the 1st step

>>535414883
but muh sword spec

ty to the anon who recommended it yesterday. my only and reliable strategy is to use horse archers, surround their castles until they starve and then finish them when they have 0 gold and 0 soldiers kek

>>535414883
kek
genuinely clueless lmao

>>535415213
doesn't matter until you're hitting lv63 bosses, at which point you can change racials anyways

>>535415241
what game is this

>>535415241
god old game ui was soulful

>retardditor instantly shits his pants and starts posting wojaks
>indirectly ofc
kek
genuinely seething lmao

Guys Im thinking paladin dwarf on Guru

>>535415167
>>535415089
>>535415312
Oh look at all the bottom parsers.

>>535415506
stronghold crusader definitive edition
>>535415537
true, the colours are so grey and lifeless like everything else today.

>>535414883
I roll nelf because there cute

pochie monday? pochie SUNDAY?!

>>535416207
pochie pochie

I filtered POCHIE posting and this thread is so much more enjoyable. I hope you faggots 41% yourselves. We don't need you to keep this thread alive.

>>535415913
>caring about pve numbers
what went wrong?

>>535415913
>muh parse
Figures you're a carebear NPC lol

>>535413379
Bones!

Pochie september!

Pochie is love, pochie is life.

>>535415241
Stronghold is one of goats, peak sovl

>EU afternoon another set of stress tests
>EU night release
TRVST!

was trying to create a character on bronzebeard Ascension server then got disconnected
Is it down for anyone else?

>>535415241
Yes the classic "meta" has always been turtle and build your economy until you can afford 200 horse archers and then destroy the enemy. also if you want to really fuck with ai dig moats as ai sucks at fighting against moats
lets see if I can finish the expansion before Pochie launches

>>535412701
The pochie devs literally said the exact same thing with their first stress test though moron
>wow we had 1800-2000 people in the orc zone with some lag, but thats okay our server can totally handle 5x that when it's spread out!
>launch happens
>crashes above 2k
>crashes crashes crashes
>finally 5k people on the server with little lag and a queue
>crashes again
>weekend break
>sells to ascension
This shit is fundamentally broken and never coming out. Ascension devs bought a sinking ship

>>535416658
they're probably gonna launch it 1-2 hours before ambie

>>535416725
That would be a huge fucking mistake given that there's no name reserve.

>>535416725
Ideally it would release today, but I can see it taking longer

>>535416724
>This shit is fundamentally broken and never coming out. Ascension devs bought a sinking ship
Even then it's worth for them. Imagine what kind gigantic ad campaign you would have to run to get 60k (or maybe even more) people to install the ascension client on their PC. Many will check out ascension because it's already installed and there is nothing better to do while waiting for ascension.
Even epoch completely crashes and burns it's worth it for ascension

11/09/2025 release date

The whole epoch vs turtle debate seems so arbitrary desu. The playerbases clearly don't like or even give a shit about one another.
Most of the turtle players only seemed interested in epoch as a means to kill time before ambershire. And the epoch players only became interested in ambershire when epoch's launch was a shitshow.

At least based on my interactions in this thread. I'd imagine the % of players that would unironically actively play and hit max level on both is <2%

>>535416769
Assuming they have the old character DB at all:
>load all old characters as level one, reserving their names
>open name reserves for newcomers ASAP after the next (successful) stress test
Anybody who actually cared to reserve a name on Epoch has already done so, but it would be nice to have an opportunity to re-customize characters for those who rushed it.

>>535416419
>>535416395

These are things people say when they can't push buttons well and want to hold everyone back.

>>535417035
I just want to group up. explore new stuff with peeps and slay monsters.

IT'S NOT REAL
POCHIE IS NOT REAL
THESE THREADS ARE FAKE
WE LIVE IN A SIMULATION
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

>>535417310
We've actually been playing this whole time sis

>>535417310
>he didn't get in

>>535417147
>reddit spacing
>delusional projection
>caring about muh parses on a fresh
Genuine NPC, as already said.

>>535417310
Be a good little battery and browse whitemane sloppa

how many hours until it's afternoon in EU?

>>535417770
35 mins

>>535417770
about 4 and a half

>>535417770
T- 33 minutes

>>535417035
>I'd imagine the % of players that would unironically actively play and hit max level on both is <2%
Would you really want to play two versions of vanilla at the same time? trying to remember the custom changes on each?

>>535417770
it is 11:27 in scandinavia

>>535417035
Purely lvling a character to 60 on both servers wouldn't really be that big of a deal imo. If you wanted to get more invested and start pvping and/or raiding though then I can't imagine playing on both unless you're an actual neet.

>>535417960
leveling takes way longer than some raid logging every week

>>535417842
Imagine the smell

>>535417751
I miss my shotacon wife fucking shotas

>>535418270
..in the ass!

ITS UNLOCKED

LOG IN

"afternoon" will be no earlier than 16:00 GMT and you are coping hard if you believe otherwise

Will I regret rolling ele shaman?

IT'S UP


IM IN


IM IN


IM IN

POCHIE WEEKEND
>POCHIE WEEKEND
POCHIE WEEKEND
>POCHIE WEEKEND
POCHIE WEEKEND
>POCHIE WEEKEND

door too small...

>>535418751
Dont go in that door. It closes behind you and then the rape starts.

>>535418390
sally's ass is only for non shotas

>>535418831
I wasn't talking about Sally's ass..

>>535418571
There will be a lot of shamans but I bet most will be enhance.

the hype grows... for some

Will I regret rolling bala druid?

>>535419145
Boomkins will still be as much of a meme spec as they always were, even with tbc talents.

>>535419145
You can always go feral or resto if you don't end up enjoying it. Hybrid class privilege.

where the FUCK is the asscension discord invite this fucking bullshit is harder to find than trying to break into area 51

RAPE DOX AND MURDER THAT NIGGER KAYTOTES FOR WASTING MY VALUABLE TIME
>>535419256
https://discord.gg/customwow

>>535419256
It's suppossed to be under the "community" tab on their website, but it's bugged for some and doesn't show up.

>Another test
>Another update
>Another performance issue
>Another bug fix round
>Another test
Lmao

I'M IN!

Home

>>535419145
you'll be needed for imp faerie fire. as long as you find druid fun you'll be fine

>>535419362
one day epoch will launch, but it really seems like they need to do a lot more with it

>>535419145
they're yet to be balance, expect it to be rough for a while

ACTUALLY UP THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!

actually in let's go

aaaaaand it's down....

and it's down

let me play swarthy nigger

>>535419580
>Giveup
NEVER
POCHIE MONDAY

update your server addresses, scriptbros

is it true that will roll on poochie?

>>535419371
there was so much shitposting over the weeks that nobody cares anymore

>>535419973
Yes. , , , Frontierthree> and are all rolling on Gurubashi alliance. Have fun noshoes!

Why are all speed runners trans?
also we're getting a wipe right? it's been 3 weeks

>>535419140
>wow, people are not joining discord in lockdown???

pochie...soon

actual pochie day?
vibe check?

>>535419973
Yea. , , , and are all rolling. is MIA.

>>535419465

This could be some 5Dchess.. pretend theres lots of bugs to fix, it won't be out for a while
BOOM It launches tomroorow fully functional an hour before turdle goes up

Thena gain it might be full of bugs and not be ready for while

>>535420358
>Why are all speed runners trans?
They really aren't, they're roleplayers and larpers. It's how they became trans, playing female characters and being more interested in social aspects rather than actually playing the game.

>>535420515
is that chinatown ghetto gang tags?

>>535420515

Remember, 1 crash = 30 minutes of plapping.

Looking for a Orc or Tauren bull for my female human warlock on Gurubashi

At level 15 I will be at the crossroads, waiting to be chained up and filled with dozens of massive green and barbed cow schlongs, buckets of cum dripping over my femhumie face when you reach your climax!

>>535420653
Yes. They're all Chinese no matter what anyone tells you.

IT'S UP

I'm tired, of you

and its gone...

I could see a server launch within about 48 hours time. However if the aggressive issue with the core isn't sorted it could drag out the launch over a week.

>>535420801
This anon told the truth, but it jsut crashed again. fuck.

Still had my stress test character.

And it's back up. Char creation still locked to human tho.

I'M IN

>>535420950
nice legs

IT'S DOWN

I think they'll announce this one, they want it fully loaded

>>535420950
WHORE

DING LEVEL 5

hop on lads

that was a fun 5 minutes...

>>535421181
fuck you troll

>they managed to get the use server shutdown timer
They're making great progress, pochie saturday night

>>535420950
fucking slut

It was briefly on there

and down again.

Stuck on authenticating... I'm just glad they're actually testing stuff.

My ping has been getting worse with each test they do, but it's also Australian internet so I'm used to playing on shithouse speeds

Who do I message in game to goon with?

>>535421408
hey, at least russland (moskwa) is closer to AUS than UK

IM IN

>>535421398
its joevr

WE'RE SO BACK

none of this stress test stuff carries over right?

dutch has 1 day to clutch before turtle fresh

Looks like you can make the other races now

All races unlocked

Is just their launcher 17gigs, what the fuck is this?

>these schizo threads still going on
KEK
just two more weeks, no worries

>tfw started retail when the first launch failed, got to level 80, geared up to 686, and starting to raid
delves are great too

>barely anyone logging in
lmao so much for the hype

>>535421818
servers are going up and down retard

>>535421753
That doesn't sound right, check how big the resources' folder is, that's where they download all the client data usually. it's possible to partially downloaded the live or ptr.

are dots still broken? anything else major gameplay wise? how about pets?

>>535421806
>delves are great too
in season 1 they were. blizzard fucking with them too much recently.

how exactly do I make my background fps not cap out at 30? i dont see anything in the options anywhere

anyonee figured out how to disable the tutorial circle above action bar

I can't see my friend in my party, they're in the same spot as me in Anvilmar.
Did they introduce layering?

>>535421806
>unironic retailcuck
lmao. wheelchair mages, slay boss kweens, and fag frogs await

>>535421806
I hated most delves and only could do like 2 of them without dying of boredom. I like the new one though but not for the right reasons, it's good because I can skip it faster.

>layers
LOL
LMAO

Guys what if this is the stealth pochie?

>>535422429
it cant be pochie without guru..

>>535422429
holy...

>>535422429
>few players get far ahead before other players get a chance to play/login
Wouldn't have been that much different than the epoch devs plan with their old server launch.

if you jump inside of Anvilmar you get teleported to the entrance hahahaha

>>535399231
I've never had a negative interaction with a Paladin.
All Paladin players I've had in dungeons and in the wild have been chill dudes. Always handing out buffs when they run past me, unlike some classes.
The only other class I can say the same about is Priest but I've had like 1 or 2 shitter priests in dungeons.

THEY'RE LAYERING

fucking turn that shit off

i don't want a megaserver but I don't want fucking layers

>>535421806
>enters the thread to tell everyone he's playing + paying for retoilet
Golem with no self-awareness, as expected.

what are the chances epoch doesn't end up like this?

>>535422829
>has spent 50% of his free time trying to log in into pochie last two weeks
time is money, friend

FANTASTIC!

>>535422916
>made-up projection just to feel better
I'm getting online exclusively when my buddies ping me
Cope + Rope lmao

>>535422965
now try jumping inside

>literally no loot in new starter zones
wow so good

ngl shaman should've be able to offtank raids. It would help to alleviate the inevitable tank shortages.

why were the dumb ass new starting zones forced in last minute

>>535423030
Sorry too busy about to get myself a shortstack gnome priest onahole gf

>>535423157
fem troll sexo

>cast berserking
>it stays on for 30s after showing 0s
cool

my chudhold is invincible!

>>535423013
cope

>>535423131
because they had no idea what to do to get the servers running, the only thing they knew how to do was make new content

>>535422965
dont be so hasty, anon, anvilmar is still broken LMAO

>server completely broken
>layering
Goodbye Epoch.

>>535423281
2 more weeks
trust the plan

yeah this shit aint going up in a playable state this or the next year
what the fuck

auras and pets are completely broken.
Doesn't look good at all pochie sisters...

?the new starting areas drop no loot

Dots aren't dealing damage...

>>535423174
>ah, another healthy gnome
Either set those quests as race specific, or fix your shit. Guess that's what you get for releasing new starting zones without any testers.

>/who in Troll island
>350 people
>look around
>at best 25-30 people
Nice layering, retailpoch retards lmao.
I am done with this server.

k-kekkaroo...looking rough

man this server is fucked. feelsbad.

REMOVE LAYERS.

shoujld i make a male or female?

>>535423437
r-really?

HOW ARE THESE STARTING ZONES SO GOOOOD
No way they shat out these in two weeks

>To think that Epoch would launch this weekend

Turtle Won

>>535423508
What a retarded gripe lolmao

>layering
>broken dots
>no loot in new starting locations
>anvilmar jumping bug
yeah, this shit is broken

>>535423591
they are hand crafted by whites. really sucks if we don't get to experience their work.

.........

>>535423580
male if you are male, female if you are female, dont be a fucking weirdo

Bros, I'm cranking it rn.

>>535423728
what if im gender fluid?

>hop off wagon thing in the middle of the ride
>get stuck with knees under ground
>relog
>fall through ground
>die and respawn at the graveyard
>there's no spirit healer and your body is under ground
yup im thinking turtle won

>>535423587
Yes

>>535411898
>literally same thing happens ~4 hours later
New jeet shift just arrived, huh?
Gotta work for those fasion coins after all.

>>535423830
there are only two genders and gender fluid is a illness

>>535423830
This game only has gender solid.
On Turtle you have gender fluid, gender gas, and gender plasma.
Highly recommend you try it out.

where's the turn off transmog npc in stormwind?

>kaytotes launch was better than Dutch'es launch
poochie sisters why is this happening I just want to play...

don't forget to add AGGRESSIVELY WRONG to the iceberg

spent 3 minutes pickpocketing troggs in gnome's starting zone it's ridicolous

Just woke up!
I almost missed it WTF!

>>535424048
the guards tell you

>>535424181
shhhhhhhhh
fuck you anon

>>535424208
ttnx

its f over

dead again

why? there was virtually 0 lag....

>>535424190
you crashed it gratz

so this is the power of jewscension?
added layers and bugged half of the mechanics

>>535424181
it's yellow lvl 1 troggs that drop humanoid items.. so

>>535424181
is that...4 healing potions?!?!?! AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH I'LL NEVER RECOVER

crash at 1900 all spread in different zones
HAHAHAHAH oh NO NO NO NO NO POCHIES

>>535424181
Which nameplates addon is that

Bros it was so fucking smooth... WEEKEND POCHIE IS REAL LETS GOOOO

was it layering?

>>535424197
thats me

>>535424373
its a fucking piece of shit is what it is

>>535424373
I believe!

REMOVE THE LAYERING.
REMOVE THE LAYERING.
REMOVE THE LAYERING!!!!!

CHEST CHANGE REVERTED

>>535424305
There were too many bugs

>Dots deal no damage
>warrior charge stuns infinitely
>Anvilmar stairs still bugged

>80 ms (compared to old 20 ms on Epoch's servers)
>0 hype (game can't get 2k online on a weekend)
>dead general
>characters gone
>old gameplay bugs still there
>People who flamed/got banned on Ascension keep their bans/mutes after merger
Yeah this server is DOA. Not even talking about the other inevitable bullshit from Ascension's team.

seemed kinda buggy and broken ngl

Let's be real - this shit is not playable.

>barely getting 2k people to log on during the weekend peak hours
>server still crashes
actually over turtle won

>>535423693
>>no loot in new starting locations
I got two bags, an axe and shield in gnome area so far. the rest is true though lol.

>>535423437
They aren't ticking down, I was playing a warrior and my charge stun lasted forever

you wanna have enough people to find groups but not many that you can't quest?

you have to layer.

any hope i had for pochie has been crushed with these last couple tests. god damn it

>>535424516
2k people actively sitting at their pc spamming refresh, They didn't ping anyone yet.

mobs are hyperspeed now lmao

>>535424465
bit too early to give up

>>535424516
>>535424465
IT WAS UNANNOUNCED

well they fixed dots.