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Anonymous No.535434850 >>535441159
/bgg/ - Baldur's Gate General
Handsome Rogue Edition

>News:
Patch 8: https://baldursgate3.game/news/the-final-patch-new-subclasses-photo-mode-and-cross-play_138
Patch 7: https://baldursgate3.game/news/patch-7-now-live_121
Patch 6: https://baldursgate3.game/news/patch-6-now-live_108
Patch 5: https://baldursgate3.game/news/patch-5-now-live_99

>Wiki:
https://bg3.wiki

>Mods:
https://www.nexusmods.com/baldursgate3/

>FAQ:
>Q: How often should I long rest?
>A: Many companion and romance interactions occur when long resting. Some early lower priority camp scenes can also be missed if higher priority ones are queued. To advance companion quests or romances, make sure to long rest often.
>Q: Can I recruit Minthara without going down the evil path?
>A: If you knock her out in Act 1, yes. You do miss out on the sex scene, but otherwise the romance remains the same.
>Q: Underdark or Mountain Pass?
>A: Either, or both. It's recommended to clear both on higher difficulties for the experience and loot. Both connect to the same Act 2 map.
>Q: Is The Dark Urge essentially "Tav+"?
>A: Yes. You get additional content, BUT there are points where, if you've chosen to resist the Urge and/or don't complete quests the "right" way, you'll have to pass additional checks to avoid losing companions.
>Q: Are there any consequences to consuming tadpoles?
>A: No, for the most part. However if you've consumed any tadpoles, there will later be a DC 21 Wisdom check to reject the Astral-Touched Tadpole, which affects your appearance if consumed.
>Q: Should I enable Karmic Dice?
>A: Karmic Dice will avoid streaks of low rolls, both for you and the enemy. It is recommended to disable it if you're specializing.

>Polls:
>Romance: https://strawpoll.com/NMnQ5kJXYn6
>Race: https://strawpoll.com/kjn18WPzeyQ
>Class: https://strawpoll.com/eNg69DKKjnA
>Companions: https://strawpoll.com/bVg8o8l3VnY

OP pasta: https://rentry.org/bggpasta

Previous thread: >>535246302
Anonymous No.535434986 >>535435059 >>535435170
what would you have put in the next patch?
Anonymous No.535435059
>>535434986
Missionary with Astarion
Anonymous No.535435170 >>535436757
>>535434986
delete emperor, wyll and halsin from the game
Anonymous No.535436002
>you can long rest for free to get camp events
So this was the way the game was meant to be played
Anonymous No.535436423 >>535436598
Oak Father preserve you.
Anonymous No.535436598
>>535436423
beautiful elf
Anonymous No.535436757
>>535435170
this, but leave w*ll
Anonymous No.535439073 >>535439267
Waifus, Husbanods
Love & Harmony
Anonymous No.535439157 >>535439267 >>535439626 >>535439639 >>535439675
I ended up killing everyone on the metal guards factory since they went instantly aggressive on sight and despite passing the int check and reading all the books I still can't input the password
How do I destroy this fucking place
Anonymous No.535439267 >>535439397 >>535439675
>>535439157
it's in one of those dwarf/gnome's journals. read that shit

>>535439073
>1092830928 party members
gay
Anonymous No.535439397 >>535440090
>>535439267
I read it and even minthara had a little conversation about it but all my options are "press buttan" and "leave"
Game is doing strange shit on this run
Anonymous No.535439626
>>535439157
there's a note somewhere, you could also see wulbren in rivington if you saved him in act 2, try casting speak with dead with the blind gnome if he's dead
Anonymous No.535439639 >>535440172
>>535439157
>Speak with the Dead on the blind Gondian
>Runepowder Bomb
>read journal on the blind Gondian + reading a book on a shelve titled https://bg3.wiki/wiki/The_Many_Faces_of_Gond
Those are your options, if none of those are available, you're fucked
Normally, the Gondians shouldn't turn hostile unless you skipped the Iron Throne, an area that you will be locked out if the Foundry is destroyed
Anonymous No.535439675 >>535440172
>>535439157
That place has always been bugged as hell and gondians are lemmings coded.
Do you have Da Bombβ„’?

>>535439267
Hey I can't leave Karlach at camp, eating dirt
Anonymous No.535439864 >>535440520 >>535487631
>be turn-based virgin who plays on tactician
>get to myrkul
>finally am desperate enough to check for tactics on youtube
>only find videos like "HURR just throw 20 smokepowder bombs at him DURR" or "How to solo Myrkul with this unkillable spreadsheet character"

At least I really have to beat him on my own, but god damn this game is hard if you just wanna have fun.
Anonymous No.535440090
yeah, I had this idea the other day of a bunch of high-str g*th (tav/best'zel/two custom hirelings) just space-jumping and clubbing bitches, and here we go. Meet Steve Hai because he jumps hiiiiiiiigh

>>535439397
that's weird. sorry man!
Anonymous No.535440172 >>535440520
>>535439639
>Speak with the Dead on the blind Gondian
This did it, he was the only one that didn't aggro me so I had to hime him a hand
A monk hand
>>535439675
No bomb, I let the gnome run away with it then forgot and fagome was already dead by the time i made it there
Anonymous No.535440520 >>535440743
>>535440172
Well, I'm glad you managed to save those fucking GONDIANS by liberating them of their mortal husks.
Anyway I'm glad Larian had multiple failsafe routes for these quests.

>>535439864
Grym, Myrkul and old Cazador are pretty hard fights. How did you manage to get his old bones?
Anonymous No.535440743
>>535440520
I saved that faggot first run
Never again
Anonymous No.535440921 >>535441678
Anonymous No.535441159 >>535441532 >>535445124
>>535434850 (OP)
new nyl
https://files.catbox.moe/fgb1b5.mp4
Anonymous No.535441209
>starting out with Steve Hai
>attack shart on the nautiloid to get the funny d20 because he totally would, and fuck her in general
>UNHITTABLE GOD THAT CAN MAGICALLY LAND SPELLS AND TWO-TAPS US-CHAN FOR 27 DAMAGE
fuck you and your plot armor, game. reloading that shit
Mintharafag No.535441532
>>535441159
YUMMY
Anonymous No.535441678 >>535442304
>>535440921
starfield cost us the upper city...
Anonymous No.535441791
>Slop & Hypocrisy
>None of the elements present in the game suggest that Astarion was ever sexually abused
>Being sexually abused is not the same as being used as a prostitute to attract hundreds of victims for your master.
Anonymous No.535441905 >>535442179
Do Potent Robe, lvl 6 Draconic Sorcery passive and Necklace of Elemental Augmentation all stack?
Anonymous No.535442049 >>535442312
Can you rush Gloves of Dexterity or this causes the grove to get wrecked?
Anonymous No.535442179
>>535441905
Sorctard
Anonymous No.535442304 >>535444291
>>535441678
Nah, I don't think so
we also had 2 Moonrise Towers, Ketheric companion route
The game got simply too big at one point
Anonymous No.535442312
>>535442049
Entering Mountain pass / Act 2 fucks over the grove related quests.
Anonymous No.535444026
Anonymous No.535444291 >>535444731
>>535442304
>The game got simply too big
4u
Anonymous No.535444731
>>535444291
Anonymous No.535445124
>>535441159
lipstick on a pig
Anonymous No.535445198
Anonymous No.535445472 >>535445643 >>535446183 >>535456641
>Decided to fight against goblins who put a gnome on the windmill
>One of them throws some explosive shit on me and my whole party dies
>Starting again because Ironman
How can I learn and avoid this in the future?
Anonymous No.535445541 >>535445773 >>535445945 >>535446107 >>535449943 >>535451641 >>535453524 >>535454642 >>535455813 >>535475974 >>535476081
To be honest, Lae'zel seems to be like she was from entirely another game.
Whereas other companions seem like they came from same californian 5e character mold, Lae'zel and her questline - the only questline to go from tutorial through acts 1, 2 and 3 - present truly unique character arc
>Gravitas & charisma
>Lore & history
>Twists & turns
>Emotional impact
She is one and only companion in Baldur's gate 3 who is truly connected to the plot - whereas others seem more like random player characters dropped into the plot, with symbolical connections to the plot at best. It's almost as if only one player was paying attention when Dungeom Master explained the premise of campaign.
Anonymous No.535445643
>>535379603
Yes, it does
BB (action 1 pt 1) -> off-hand attack (BA 1) -> extra attack (action 1 pt 2) -> BB (action 2) -> off-hand attack (BA 2)
>>535445472
Don't group up and don't run Ironman in games not designed for it
Anonymous No.535445773
>>535445541
>same californian 5e character mold
how so?
>the only questline to go from tutorial through acts 1, 2 and 3
>one and only companion in Baldur's gate 3 who is truly connected to the plot
objectively false


ngl m8, sound like a big cope post
"please, think of my favorite character sometime"
Anonymous No.535445945
>>535445541
she's the only one in the opening cutscene, so she's the only one that matters.
Anonymous No.535446060
Missionary with Astarion
Anonymous No.535446107 >>535449567
>>535445541
her writer keeps posting his hairy belly on bluesky I don't know how the fuck he managed to write a character this good
Mintharafag No.535446183
>>535445472
When approaching a potentially hostile group, such as goblins engaging in hooligan behavior, have one of your party members separate and on some high ground or past a doorway or something like that so they can either be in a good spot for the fight or run away. It's very immersive to use your intuition to feel when a fight might break out and make use the environment to be ready.
Anonymous No.535446568 >>535446835 >>535447393
astarion's popularity and gale/wyll's irrelevance proved that people want pretty boys in their crpgs
Anonymous No.535446835 >>535447141 >>535454545
>>535446568
None of you fags will believe it but Astarion is also the better character compared to those 2.
Anonymous No.535447141 >>535447831 >>535454642
>>535446835
astarion's the best written character after laezel, the rest of the companions are either mid or straight up badly written
Anonymous No.535447393 >>535449834 >>535454642
>>535446568
Astarion is significantly more relatable and better written than those two put together. Gale is a pompous self-absorbed asshole, Wyll is literally nothing: the character. Astarion is funny, relatable in his own way, has great banter and realistic reactions given his terrible life experience. He's the only male party member i like despite mostly running battle harem parties with male MC and 3 girls.
Anonymous No.535447831
>>535447141
trve
Anonymous No.535449567
>>535446107
disgusting. also see that retard who wrote durge
Anonymous No.535449834
>>535447393
I relate to Astarion's sense of zero self-worth
Anonymous No.535449943
>>535445541
It's ok to have a favorite character but Lae'zel's character arc is nowhere near unique
Anonymous No.535451641 >>535452796
>>535445541
True. Just keep her on the straight and narrow, do not become a hshar'lak and glorious ascension awaits.
Anonymous No.535452796
>>535451641
Based and truthpilled
Glory to Queen Vlaakith
Trust the plan
Anonymous No.535453189
I'm cuckqueening Lae'zel, who's currently pure melee Fighter
What's a good melee build to replace her with my new partner, Minthara? I guess I could just copy Lae'zel's build and give all her gear to Minthy
Anonymous No.535453208 >>535453371 >>535454857
I love you, tempest cleric
Anonymous No.535453371 >>535453851 >>535463353
>>535453208
>proceeds to get no Thunder/Lightning spells past 3rd level
Nothing personnel kid
Anonymous No.535453524
>>535445541
>californian 5e character mold
There is no quicker way to undermine whatever you're trying to convey than by using buzzword-like phrases like that. It reminds me of when the swine tried to explain that BG3 is a really good game by likening it to "the Lord of the Rings movies of video games" - but not before rambling about itself and its feelings, because it's an attention whore. It's shallow, pretentious, and meaningless. You can like a character without putting down the rest of the cast to make them look better. Don't be a pig.
Anonymous No.535453851 >>535454053
>>535453371
yeah that would suck if you weren't completely fucking wrong. read the wiki, retard
Anonymous No.535454053 >>535454196
>>535453851
Ok anon you do me a favor
Go cast that spell and see if destructive wrath works on it
>...
Did you do it yet?
Ok good so you know it doesn't because it also does Radiant so it doesn't let you use Destructive Wrath
Play the actual game, retard, instead of spending your time going muh wiki
Anonymous No.535454196 >>535454257
>>535454053
uh oh meltie
Anonymous No.535454257
>>535454196
>*shits self*
I'm just quoting you, anon
Anonymous No.535454545 >>535455719
>>535446835
>Astarion is also the better character compared to those 2.
Most anons can agree with this non-controversial statement - unlike the pig, which thinks a non-character lacking agency is actually very interesting and that Astarion exists only to joke about rape. There is a species barrier.
Anonymous No.535454642
>>535445541
Truth Divine Smite
>>535447141
Truth Divine Smite
>>535447393
Truth Divine Smite
Anonymous No.535454831 >>535455037 >>535455209 >>535455264 >>535455446 >>535455727 >>535457081
Bros, I need to know the most low IQ lobotomized mental retardation way to play this game so I don't save scum, I bought this game when it came out and I can't get past the first 4 hours of the game, please help me
Anonymous No.535454857 >>535455616
>>535453208
I want to like Light Cleric but its just not Wildfire Druid
Anonymous No.535455037
>>535454831
Lower the difficulty. Play on Balanced if needed. There's nothing to prove to anyone.
Anonymous No.535455038 >>535467915
Time to raid Rivington
Anonymous No.535455209
>>535454831
Three champion fighters
Life cleric
Anonymous No.535455264
>>535454831
Look up Sorcadin
Anonymous No.535455446 >>535455496
>>535454831
try not being retarded lol
Anonymous No.535455496
>>535455446
LOLOLOL
Anonymous No.535455616 >>535455946
>>535454857
wildfire druid isn't a class, retard
Anonymous No.535455719 >>535456142
>>535454545
I don't like you
Anonymous No.535455727
>>535454831
How are you asking "whats the most dumbass class" and not picking Barbarian, bro?
Anonymous No.535455813
>>535445541
trvth
Anonymous No.535455946 >>535458910
>>535455616
Bro your mods?
Your outdated mod thats cooler and more fun than the updated one but makes the game shitty and unstable?
Anonymous No.535456142
>>535455719
That's irrelevant. Do you like subhumans that joke about Astarion being raped? Because the pig can't help but repeat the "joke."
Anonymous No.535456261
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CaCSuzR4DwM
Anonymous No.535456641
>>535445472
around goblins, use your noggin
Anonymous No.535457081
>>535454831
if it makes you feel better the hardest part of the game is the beginning
Anonymous No.535458910
>>535455946
bro lol?
Anonymous No.535459106 >>535459540 >>535461682 >>535462642 >>535463980
how do you respond without sounding like a sex pervert
Anonymous No.535459127
Multiclassing is for deviantart mary Sue snowflakes
Anonymous No.535459540
>>535459106
Since I am a social chameleon and this is Laezel I would respond with something like "I do not recall needing permission" or "that's because I didn't ask for it" because she, like all women in existence, wants a strong top man to boss her around, despite needing to pass a check to actually top her.
Anonymous No.535461426 >>535461936
>Struggle good hour with roided out gith patrol at level 4
>stray a bit after leaving
>a mini boss from mod that compels one party member to duel without control
>"cool I guess but should be fi-"
>Your character throws grease bottle and shoots with offhand 3 times in row
Thanks I fucking hate it.
Anonymous No.535461682
>>535459106
>Your armor is hideous, it looks curiously out of place. Are you vain?
Anonymous No.535461936 >>535462361
>>535461426
Anon that boss is in the mountain pass, which you can't get to without dealing with the gith
It also warns you if youre heading to the mountain pass that underleveled
And its behind the death shepherds
I think you might be trying to pull a fast one on us. A ruse.
Anonymous No.535462361 >>535462889 >>535464020
>>535461936
Not talking about those. Eternal duelist is infront of the "blocked" tunnel south of patrol above the goblin camp. Im pretty sure he is added by Encounters+Minibosses mod.
Good thing is you can cheese like 2/3 of his health because he starts outside of range for his compelled duel. So you can just shoot/throw him to death. Altho if anyone else than first one tries to they will get oneshot by "no cheatign".
Anonymous No.535462548
hehehehe
Anonymous No.535462642
>>535459106
never seen this, because I'm usually hitting that asap. must suck to be a beta
Anonymous No.535462889 >>535463331
>>535462361
the same mod that adds two lvl 4 ghaik at the ship crash that instantly oneshot you if you somehow can't see purple on purple? lol. lmao even
Anonymous No.535463331 >>535464020 >>535466439
>>535462889
No. Only thing in the crash site are devourers attacking the fishermen when you arrive, and a cave bear next to the harper stash. I dont know what youre on about.
Anonymous No.535463353
>>535453371
I mean, there are no pure thunder / lightning spells in that range other than Chain Lightning in BG3.
And that can ironically be easily acquired via the Legendary staff.

Upcasting Call Lightning also works just fine because the damage from a maxrolling every die powers through the slightly weaker scaling.
Anonymous No.535463980
>>535459106
kill her on the spot
Anonymous No.535464020 >>535465286 >>535465471 >>535465549
>>535462361
How out of date is your mod, anon, because I just played through with a fully updated encounters + minibosses mod and he's not there and the mod map confirms it.
He IS, however, in the mountain pass.
>>535463331
Cave spider
Anonymous No.535464214 >>535464381 >>535464523 >>535464629 >>535464660
I read markoheshkir can be using for magic missile build but how?
It is force dmg and using any random element won't add it to the magic missiles
Anonymous No.535464381
>>535464214
Used*
Anonymous No.535464523 >>535464660
>>535464214
>markoheshkir can be using for magic missile build but how?
It gives Arcane Battery, which gives you a free 6th level Magic Missile cast. At which point you can simply unequip the item and use something else.
Anonymous No.535464593 >>535465817 >>535467817
Going to take another crack at Solo HM with Swords Bard, since I had a lot of fun last time until I jobbed in Act Two
Oath of Vengeance for the paladin dip or the new Oath from patch 8?
Anonymous No.535464629
>>535464214
Use the lightning enchant. It grants you lightning charges which will add to your magic missile damage.
Anonymous No.535464660
>>535464523
>>535464214
But also, it gives you Lightning Charges and Reverb charges (if you can find a way for MM to deal thunder damage ((Phalur Aluve)))
Anonymous No.535465286
>>535464020
If anything the map seems to be out of date. My mod is last updated 3 days ago. He is at that golden pin with black star above the goblin camp, like I said, right south from gith patrol.
Anonymous No.535465471
>>535464020
I've been playing with the same mod and I can confirm that the duelist was just west of the pin for the mountain pass. On that little lip of land near the gith patrol that is ordinarily unused.
Anonymous No.535465549
>>535464020
Also I didnt count the spider on top of the mountain, the cave bear is at beach next to rock that has harper stash under it that points you towards where spider is.
Anonymous No.535465817 >>535467189
>>535464593
New Oath means you can stop the Paladin dip at 2 rather than 3. It's not as good as advantage but it lets you take magical secrets (all the way at level 12) from Bard which is great. Crown means you basically act for king and country, and for the sake of the people so if you're planning to play an evil character you'd better have funds for reclaiming your oath.
Anonymous No.535466439
>>535463331
there are two of these mods. that's what I'm 'on about' innit m8 y'awrite?!/ bobs me uncle
Anonymous No.535466731 >>535466794 >>535466879
gay porn isn't as gay as this thread
Anonymous No.535466794
>>535466731
You've watched a lot of gay porn to compare, have you?
Anonymous No.535466879
>>535466731
you the gay porn expert?
Mintharafag No.535466898 >>535467474
Remember, there are two mods by the same name. One does add a mindflayer on the beach while the other doesn't.

The one that does not is the one that has like a million downloads and is on the front page of mod io, the one that adds wackier monsters hasn't been updated in a while.
Anonymous No.535466979
doing it right now. it's called "/bgg/' (2025)
Anonymous No.535467109 >>535467323
Anonymous No.535467189
>>535465817
Neat. I was already stopping at 2 Paladin, Magical Secrets seemed better than Vow of Enmity
Anonymous No.535467217 >>535467398
one is additional encounters and one is extra encounters they are not the same name
Anonymous No.535467224 >>535467524 >>535471339
Gay porn is only hot in the context of a girl making/encouraging/grooming you to watch it
Anonymous No.535467323
>>535467109
nice frog
Anonymous No.535467398 >>535467604
>>535467217
Uhh, which one is the good one
The one I have put int devourers killing some tieflings on the beach
Anonymous No.535467474
>>535466898
In short, one is relevant and one is not. And the one who brought up the irrelevant one is mentally ill.
Anonymous No.535467524 >>535467594
>>535467224
no that's gay, and you are gay for saying that
Anonymous No.535467594 >>535471339
>>535467524
Girls like when guys are a little gay
Anonymous No.535467604 >>535467830
>>535467398
extra encounters has a million downloads via in game mod manager so i always assume its the better one
Anonymous No.535467714
Gay porn of HalsinxMinscxDurge
Anonymous No.535467817
>>535464593
Inquisitor's Might applies Dazed, which could prove invaluable in Honor Mode. You can cripple many bosses by removing their Legendary Actions (Reactions) that way. It honestly sounds a little cheesy, but that's acceptable in a solo run.
Anonymous No.535467830 >>535468101
>>535467604
Thats the one I got, searched by most popular and it was right there, haven't seen any bullshit yet, the int devs are actually the only new thing ive seen, unless the owlbear mate isn't an honor mode thing
Anonymous No.535467854 >>535468010 >>535468263
>sword bard 10, bows/crossbows
>wizard 1
>
What should be the last single class dip?
Anonymous No.535467915
>>535455038
Do you guys also do it? Disguise your party as drows or horcs, knock down everyone in an area then rob everything not glued to a wall or floor? Just did it to all of rivington
Anonymous No.535468010
>>535467854
The answer is always something that gives you heavy armor
Anonymous No.535468101 >>535468341
>>535467830
the mod adds stuff not to areas with existing encounters but to areas without encounters owlbear plus mate is a base game thing
to change preexisting encounters theres an add on mod for extra encounters that boosts the number of enemies in base game encounters and another one that massive increases the cost of xp to level up
those two together preserve the base game leveling curve
Anonymous No.535468263
>>535467854
I'd pick either Fighter for the fighting style or like anon said, something for heavy armour proficiency.
Anonymous No.535468341 >>535468632 >>535468971
>>535468101
The base game level curve can suck me
I WILL use tactician plus on Honor
I WILL use additional party members
I WILL get to level 20
Anonymous No.535468632 >>535469647 >>535470202
>>535468341
if your gonna do that then get the extra enemies add on for extra encounters and also tactician enhanced to boost the enemy action economy and hp the stronger you get
tactician enhanced effects can be changed at any point throughout your run so you can boost the enemies based on your current strength
Anonymous No.535468971
>>535468341
But will you beat the game...?
Anonymous No.535469263 >>535471248
oh cute frog, you so crazy
Anonymous No.535469428 >>535469582 >>535470807 >>535488594
>first playthrough, unfinished
killed astarion after he drew a knife on me
>second playthrough
staked astarion for trying to drink my blood
>third playthrough
actually let him survive to act 3, and he's not that bad actually
Anonymous No.535469582 >>535470097 >>535470986
>>535469428
He's racist, egotistical, entitled, sadistic, bloodthirsty, borderline sociopathic and irredeemably evil
Anonymous No.535469647 >>535473502
>>535468632
I will
Are these safe to install mid playthrough or am I going to have to speedrun the beach for the 4th time this week
Anonymous No.535470041 >>535470368
So I'm building an eb spammer wyll, which one do you guys think is better?

10 sorcerer/2 warlock
7 sorcerer/2 warlock/3 vengeance paladin for vow of enmity?
Anonymous No.535470097
>>535469582
>He's racist
no need to convince me even more
Anonymous No.535470202
>>535468632
Also give me any other reasonable difficulty mods for someone who wants to feel smart but also doesnt want to have to minmax everything like an autist
Anonymous No.535470368 >>535470645
>>535470041
If you're literally doing nothing but blasting, go Emnity. Heavy armor plus team support.
If you're casting any spells, sorcerer
Anonymous No.535470645 >>535470803
>>535470368
I cast double haste as wyll and SOMETIMES fireball but that's it
Anonymous No.535470660
>Fuck wyll, fuck his fans and fuck anyone who remotely cares about him.
Anonymous No.535470803
>>535470645
>"Blastlock" cant resist the sweet sweet temptation of fireball
Pathetic and cowardly
Anonymous No.535470807
>>535469428
my first tactician run, I played as him. not as annoying as I thought he would be. jaheira bugged me a lot more. chiquita banana sounding ass
Anonymous No.535470986
>>535469582
female hands typed this
Anonymous No.535471107
>extra encounters mod
>everything is nice and balanced
>lol duelist, touch me and you take 60 dmg
Anonymous No.535471248
>>535469263
she cute
Anonymous No.535471339 >>535471650
>>535467224
>>535467594
Kek look at this retarded fag
Anonymous No.535471650 >>535471769 >>535471924
>>535471339
Its ok to be insecure but its not okay to be a little bitch about it
Anonymous No.535471769
>>535471650
Just embrace who you are dude. You’re fucking gay
Anonymous No.535471924
>>535471650
fags be liek
Anonymous No.535471959 >>535472837
Anonymous No.535472231
Anonymous No.535472232 >>535472762 >>535472931
I fuck Astarion in front of Shadowheart then we both fuck Shadowheart and she loves it then goes to your tent still dripping
After visiting Halsin, of course
This is canon
Anonymous No.535472762
>>535472232
>then goes to (my) tent
kick her out instantaneously, there's only room for me and Lae'zel
Anonymous No.535472791
It would have been cool if Tieflings/Fire Dragon Sorcerers got to use their fire resistance for dialogue stuff like accepting the Absolute's brand because you know it'll heal, or kissing/sexing Karlach despite her fire
Anonymous No.535472837 >>535474050
>>535471959
YOU BETTER PICK IT UP, NIGGUH
Anonymous No.535472931
>>535472232
Anonymous No.535473046 >>535473125 >>535473205
toadcels manage to be the lamest posters in a general plagued by lame regulars
how do they do it
Anonymous No.535473125
>>535473046
you are one of the lame regulars
Anonymous No.535473205
>>535473046
go to bed, jennifer english
Anonymous No.535473296
A femboy half elf bard companion and now we're cooking
Anonymous No.535473380
Even the guy that posts wordslop nobody reads is better than this trash. At least he tries
Anonymous No.535473502 >>535473537
>>535469647
i installed both mid playthrough and didnt have any issues
the additional enemies exist in places even if youve already cleared them so be careful in places youve already been to
Anonymous No.535473537
>>535473502
Thats kino
Anonymous No.535473568
Anonymous No.535473569 >>535473735 >>535475720
>sharties
>toadcels
>mintharafag
how has karlach not attracted a dedicated autist?
Anonymous No.535473735 >>535474147 >>535474341 >>535474446
>>535473569
β€œsharties” literally do not exist
karlach does have one dedicated retard, it’s probably you
Anonymous No.535474050 >>535475087
>>535472837
kek
Anonymous No.535474147
>>535473735
?
Anonymous No.535474151
Wyllionaires remain the best posters
Anonymous No.535474341
>>535473735
>β€œsharties” literally do not exist
why do you go on the internet and tell lies
Anonymous No.535474446
>>535473735
ShadowGOD is the most popular romance by a mile.
Anonymous No.535474452 >>535474794
alt face
Anonymous No.535474614 >>535475775
Why are 90% of halsins dialog options tagged as romance?
Anonymous No.535474783
Playersexual companions was a mistake, why is every man hitting on me get off nigga, i'm engaged to frog pussy
Anonymous No.535474794 >>535475423
>>535474452
make it so that you can't decline call
Anonymous No.535475087
>>535474050
cute frog
Anonymous No.535475316 >>535475698 >>535475734
for the retards@
the context is dedicated autism within /bgg/
there isn’t a single β€œsharty” save for the shadow puppets flickering within the black hole that is toadcel’s brain
Anonymous No.535475423 >>535475516
>>535474794
good idea. dirty but fuck it
Anonymous No.535475516
>>535475423
perfect
Anonymous No.535475698 >>535477517 >>535477826
>>535475316
it really is amazing that a mod existing could make someone so deranged they wont ever shut up about it
Anonymous No.535475720
>>535473569
toadcel
singular
Anonymous No.535475734 >>535475893
>>535475316
brb installing a mod to not make bae'zel a cheating whOH WAIT LOL
Anonymous No.535475775
>>535474614
his writer and voice actor are sex offenders
Anonymous No.535475893 >>535476383
>>535475734
meds
Anonymous No.535475974
>>535445541
>emotional impact
>truly unique character arc
>the only questline to begin at tutorial and end in act 3
>twists and turns
>the only companion truly connected to the plot
>gravitas

Genuinely laughed at this shit
Anonymous No.535476076 >>535476268 >>535476629
Man the longsword animations with bladesinger are beautiful, can't imagine using anything but Aluve with it.
Anonymous No.535476081
>>535445541
>retardbait post
(you)
Anonymous No.535476268 >>535476980
>>535476076
Aluve is basically my permanent weapon since I don't want the Shadow Blade and it's one of two swords that are Finesse weapons compatible with GWM. The other one doesn't give my friends in range a free 1-4 thunder damage so it's quite literally my only choice.
Anonymous No.535476383 >>535476714
>>535475893
sharty pls
Anonymous No.535476629
>>535476076
What about the one handed animations
I wanna be a graceful femboy gish
Anonymous No.535476673
Shadowbaby
Anonymous No.535476683 >>535477368
If i murder Wyll, do i skip on any interesting gear?
Anonymous No.535476714 >>535481085
>>535476383
sorry but my only wife is orin
if halsin were to wear a sling and have shart permanently hanging onto his cock i could not give less of a shit
Anonymous No.535476980 >>535477226
>>535476268
GWM Aluve + Shriek and Shadow Blade without the psi stone are essentially equals, but one is the sexiest sword in the game and another is some glowing dildo.
Anonymous No.535477226
>>535476980
I've seen this long shot of the sword in the stone on the wiki and I have to admit you are not wrong on that count.
Anonymous No.535477368
>>535476683
a rapier thats good for casters and a meme robe if you kill karlach but thats it
Anonymous No.535477476 >>535477642 >>535477963 >>535479017
>Polyamory mod
>Lvl 20
>No party limit
>Mystra's Spells

Yup, it's time to Baldur 3 that Gate alright
Anonymous No.535477517 >>535477895 >>535478809
>>535475698
actually it’s funnier than that
>makes a female lesbian self-insert Tav and romances Shadowheart
>parties with the elf companions
>rushes to the brothel because he’s a nasty little gooner
>gets the poly dialogue 0.01% of players get naturally on their 5th playthrough on his first playthrough
>here begins the 3 year tantrum
it’s ridiculous to call something like this PTSD, but it probably could be called something like that. this game has severely negatively impacted his life and he can’t seem to let go. he’s dumb as a rock tho and no doubt ugly, so nothing of value was lost. still kinda sad though but he’s not my son :shrug:
Anonymous No.535477642
>>535477476
>Polyamory mod
Anonymous No.535477778 >>535478913
Poly mod might as well be the default since none of the characters can keep it in your pants and the devs think its funny that your entire camp is constantly flirting with you
Anonymous No.535477826 >>535478054 >>535478124
>>535475698
>ignoring the fact that someone was so butthurt by canon they had to make an entire mod so he wouldn't get butthurt
remarkable what sharties choose to ignore
Anonymous No.535477895
>>535477517
the guy's a nutjob there's a reason he takes rpg romances that seriously
Anonymous No.535477963 >>535479156
>>535477476
what happens in Duskhawk Hill
Anonymous No.535478054 >>535481403
>>535477826
If there was a mod that restored cut content, vastly improving Lae’zel’s questline, you would install it and nobody would judge you for it
Anonymous No.535478124
>>535477826
dont give a shit about people outside /bgg/ im not forced into their company when i use the thread
i am however forced into your company and you wont shut the fuck up about the woman you hate who lives in your head RENT FREE or the woman you love who i dont care about seeing mentioned 50 times every single fucking thread
Anonymous No.535478141
>pretending the mod's intention isn't to remove the cucking
like i said remarkable
Anonymous No.535478220
>A series of baits built up over the last couple days’ top engagement topics
Nice try
Anonymous No.535478278 >>535478552 >>535478790 >>535478825 >>535478976
Should I not use the mod? Is it actually not good?
Anonymous No.535478552
>>535478278
If you like Shadowheart and are curious, use it purely because it's a Shadowheart mod. Don't let people you have not and will never meet dictate what you enjoy or even try out.
Anonymous No.535478790 >>535479192
>>535478278
If you like Shadowheart, definitely use the mod that fundamentally changes her personality.
Anonymous No.535478809
>>535477517
Yes he is a turbo autist and I hate him. Wish he could crawl back to /esg/
Anonymous No.535478825
>>535478278
It’s actually pretty good. The only thing I dislike is that he enabled poly for Shar Shadowheart, but nobody is playing that shit anyway
Anonymous No.535478831 >>535519919 >>535520148
>I never lied to you bro
What the fuck is this, then?
Man, seeing the real Stelmane cutscene really ruined my impression of this piece of shit. I really thought he was like our bro, Omeluum.
Anonymous No.535478913
>>535477778
yeah thats fucked up
What if I want to roleplay as a sad person Swen?
Anonymous No.535478915 >>535478990
real gamers don't use mods
Anonymous No.535478976
>>535478278
It's literally the best mod you can use.
Anonymous No.535478990
>>535478915
consolecucks ususally don't
Anonymous No.535479001
I Shar Shadowheart
Anonymous No.535479017 >>535479392
>>535477476
You LOVE pigslop.
Anonymous No.535479156
>>535477963
Nothing much, it's just that big mountain you see from the loading screen
Anonymous No.535479192 >>535479326 >>535479375 >>535479558 >>535481371
>>535478790
Tell me how it fundamentally changes her personality without spoilers, please
Anonymous No.535479217
why does that one sharran that greets you at the house of grief not wear any panties?
Anonymous No.535479326 >>535479558
>>535479192
It doesn’t, it restores cut content that compliments her personality. Ignore that idiot, he’s a resident autismo and has no idea what he’s talking about
Anonymous No.535479375 >>535479512
>>535479192
It implements cut content from Early Access, which is fine, but it could be argued that not making it into the final cut means that it's not really what Shadowheart is intended to be.
Anonymous No.535479392 >>535481771
>>535479017
You call it "pigslop", I call it fun.
We've been through this already, Walter Whinerino.

Here's a space frog!
Anonymous No.535479460 >>535480167
Reminder the Sharrans erased and messed with her memories and you are doing the same. Scum of the earth behavior.
Anonymous No.535479512 >>535479790 >>535480474
>>535479375
larian retcons themselves all the time and some of their post release additions are objectively out of character like laezel hooking up with a squid tav, it's hardly that big of a deal
Anonymous No.535479558 >>535479640 >>535479789
>>535479192
>without spoilers
Impossible.
>>535479326
>cut content it’s cut content Jenny would never do anything I didn’t like
Sorry your white elf waifu isn’t a tradwife even after you β€œfixed” her anon, keep modding away and eventually you’ll have a perfect little dolly with Shadowheart’s name!
Anonymous No.535479618 >>535481015
>Gith fangs dont protude externally like orcs'
>Dear Mintharafag, there is no language barrier
Anonymous No.535479640
>>535479558
>Sorry your white
Stopped reading there
Anonymous No.535479789
>>535479558
Sharties are shallow yes...
Anonymous No.535479790 >>535479889 >>535480197
>>535479512
I don't really care, I just explained why it could be argued that it changes her personality.
Anonymous No.535479806
>Stopped reading there
Anonymous No.535479889
>>535479790
Anonymous No.535479939 >>535480428
>toadcel is brown

not racist but this explains so much actually
Anonymous No.535480167 >>535480467
>>535479460
Mind control is my fetish
Anonymous No.535480197
>>535479790
You can β€œargue”(claim) it does, but it simply doesn’t and doing so exposes your lack of knowledge about the mod
Anonymous No.535480423
What does goodberry mean?
Anonymous No.535480428 >>535480605 >>535480725
>>535479939
Really Shadowheart mod author is literally ESL
Anonymous No.535480467
>>535480167
MY NIGGA. A man of intelligence and culture.
Anonymous No.535480474
>>535479512
I'll say this, the game I'm (not) playing now is very different from the game I played at release.

The biggest gripe for me is allowing Minthara's recruitment for every moral path, that's just aload of bollocks
Anonymous No.535480605 >>535480717 >>535480882
>>535480428
>ESL = brown

oh so you’re really really brown
Anonymous No.535480717 >>535481031
>>535480605
Europeans are intelligent enough to learn english
Anonymous No.535480725
>>535480428
I believe it and he's probably the one arguing against you
Anonymous No.535480740 >>535480848 >>535480974
>Ansur lanceboard puzzle
>Gale asks if he can make a suggestion
>say sure because he's my lover
>he just spills the entire solutin
What the fuck??????????
Anonymous No.535480848 >>535481471
>>535480740
>he doesn't have a no backseating rule
Anonymous No.535480882
>>535480605
You’re absolutely the mod author lol
Anonymous No.535480939 >>535480984 >>535481015 >>535481025
Any cool gay companions?
Anonymous No.535480974 >>535481471
>>535480740
>romanced Gale (I typed Wyll at first because they blend together in my mind)
>Dont expect him to be a know-it-all who thinks he's sweeping you off your feet by trying to look cool by robbing you of your attempt to try something
How
Anonymous No.535480984
>>535480939
wyll
Anonymous No.535481015
>>535479618
>making fun of a typo
>for months
Yikes.

>>535480939
Technically, all of them.
Anonymous No.535481025
>>535480939
astarion is gay but i wouldn't call him cool
Anonymous No.535481031
>>535480717
>europeans are intelligent enough to speak a european language

i’m so proud of my people
Anonymous No.535481085 >>535481189
>>535476714
that's EXACTLY what a sharran would say!
Anonymous No.535481189 >>535481771
>>535481085
lae'zel definitely has mind control abilities
Anonymous No.535481308 >>535481495 >>535481512 >>535481995
Favorite BG3 cat?
Mintharafag No.535481371
>>535479192
In early access she was a lot more standoffish and had a more guarded personality. She said funnier things and had funny banter. In the release version of the game, they removed a lot of that because it made some people feel bad, so now she worships you if you so much as rescue her from nautiloid.

A second thing it changes is it removes her preference for polyamory. She likes Halsin and dreams of having sex with him and will tell you this if you ask, but the mod completely removes that personality trait and makes her monogamous. Most people like and prefer this change, but if you're asking how the mod fundamentally changes her personality, that would be part of the answer as well.
Anonymous No.535481403 >>535481626 >>535482020
>>535478054
you can't improve perfection
Anonymous No.535481445
HERE WE GO
Anonymous No.535481470 >>535481792
>redundancy ("protrude externally") is a "typo"
It takes refuge in crass stupidity.
Anonymous No.535481471
>>535480848
He said a suggestion, not THE ANSWER. I hadn't even begun the trial, I was talking to the statue. And because I said yes the game highlighted the correct moves to make as per his advice.
>>535480974
Gale's not like other wizards..
Anonymous No.535481495
>>535481308
tara obviously
Anonymous No.535481512
>>535481308
Steelclaw > Malta > Kira
Anonymous No.535481626 >>535481930
>>535481403
https://www.nexusmods.com/baldursgate3/mods/2385
Get some armor mods and transmog while you’re at it
Anonymous No.535481771 >>535482180
>>535479392
I like the original hair, but that one ain't bad
>>535481189
kek
Anonymous No.535481792 >>535481974
>>535481470
Are you intellectually capable of seeing the irony here, or are you merely pretending to be retarded. Over and over and over again
Anonymous No.535481930
>>535481626
>imblying I made that video and didn't yoink it
Anonymous No.535481974
>>535481792
don't give him attention
Anonymous No.535481995
>>535481308
https://youtu.be/kgsgaDqdxUw?si=XYGdlcCN9RMxJgm9
Anonymous No.535482016 >>535482096 >>535482121 >>535482180 >>535482260 >>535482740 >>535483161
>My hobby is pretending to be different types of retard on 4channel. I hang out there all day most of the time. Heh, nobody has me figured out. I’m so smart.

who am I quoting?
Anonymous No.535482020 >>535482257 >>535482715
>>535481403
such perfect form, proud, regal even
Anonymous No.535482096
>>535482016
the sharties
Anonymous No.535482121
>>535482016
Yourself
Anonymous No.535482126
>I'm partially fond myself of...
>but as usual, you're being petty about a lexical choice.
Anonymous No.535482180 >>535482556
>
So you do not know what a pleonasm is? Sigh.

>>535481771
Thanks! Not very battle-ready, I know, but...it has its charm.

>>535482016
(You)
Anonymous No.535482202
damn. you got me
Anonymous No.535482257
>>535482020
Wtf that's my sword
Give it back
Anonymous No.535482260
>>535482016
the obese namefag?
Anonymous No.535482437
>Roleplaying is not something as demanding as going on stage and playing an actor, it should be more natural, even if in such a large game, FOMO is around the corner.
Anonymous No.535482550 >>535482718 >>535482848 >>535483617
Notice how the troll swapped topics seamlessly away from Shadowheart as soon as it was brought up Really Shadowheart was a mod shilled here by its ESL author
Anonymous No.535482556
>>535482180
yw!

btw boys, I'm missing no wild magic in the 'four frogs leaping around fucking shit up with melee' save, but it is very effective. gonna be fun when I give all of them athlete. I'd spec it on the barb, but throwzerker is too good to lose
Anonymous No.535482715
>>535482020
diligently training frog
Anonymous No.535482718
>>535482550
makes you think doesn't it
Anonymous No.535482740
>>535482016
thisobald the minthara enjoyer
Anonymous No.535482783 >>535483425
polyglot here
i’m(i am) the smartest person here
Anonymous No.535482814 >>535527586
I need more Laezel pepes
Anonymous No.535482848
>>535482550
He shills his mod here constantly I want him to die with Mintharafag
Anonymous No.535483161
>>535482016
the toadcel
Anonymous No.535483336
Anonymous No.535483425 >>535484658
>>535482783
They speak english because it's the only language they know
we speak english because its the only language they know
we're not the same
but also, we kinda are

anyway, can we talk about BG3, the 2023 GOTY?pretty please? I know its a lot to ask
Anonymous No.535483617 >>535484206
>>535482550
ESL anons are an important part of our general. This, of course, does not include the pig that's too fucking stupid to grasp the subtle difference between a character and a non-character lacking agency - that's just an animal imitating human speech.
Anonymous No.535484202 >>535484632 >>535484996
wow
Anonymous No.535484206
>>535483617
Anonymous No.535484476 >>535484940
I'm at the edge of Shadowfell. Should I let Shadowheart chicken out and continue my romance with her or should I push her towards Shar and switch to Minthara's romance? I'm playing Dark Urge BTW.
Anonymous No.535484632 >>535484996
>>535484202
>Shadowfags think she retained her memories because she’s god’s special princess
>it’s actually because her tranny friend obsessed over her and kept changing her back to who she was before
How will they lock this away, deep in the vaults where they never have to acknowledge or confront it, I wonder
Anonymous No.535484658
>>535483425
That's right. We're not the same. You're a subhuman IESLB. Meanwhile I am of the Anglo master race. God save the Queen.
Anonymous No.535484940
>>535484476
Minthara vomitt
Anonymous No.535484996 >>535491053
>>535484202
>>535484632
>tranny groomer is in the sharran groomer cult
I bet Viconia's name will be found in the flight logs.
Anonymous No.535485134 >>535485935
fuck laezel
Anonymous No.535485819 >>535485935
Anonymous No.535485935
>>535485134
that's how we make our own tadpoles

>>535485819
beautiful frog
Anonymous No.535486434 >>535486841 >>535487606
>all those deleted posts
Well I guess we know who was shitposting.
Anonymous No.535486841
>>535486434
Who?
Anonymous No.535487594 >>535487820 >>535487938 >>535488147 >>535488460
Anonymous No.535487606
>>535486434
>mine wasn't deleted
For once
Anonymous No.535487631
>>535439864
youre watching some retarded tiktok vids then
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vgeqI2PvVcY
also, dont go tactician. shits baby mode.
go honour mode > custom (with saves). this lets you have the full experience with all enemy skills and actually attacks and shit
Anonymous No.535487820
>>535487594
>Karlach is going to anally rape Ketheric
Anonymous No.535487938
>>535487594
Larian will add more Wyll lines trust the plan
Anonymous No.535488147
>>535487594
>leave
Anonymous No.535488460 >>535488956
>>535487594
>yappers vs The Bladeβ„’

Uhh, based?
Anonymous No.535488594 >>535490447
>>535469428
when i first pick up this game, hated the fuck out of the woke shit.
but the more i play, astarion is just way too useful.
rogue is a godsend and any archer build for him is unparalleled.
>Act3
always ascend him for that broken ass buff
Anonymous No.535488956 >>535489712
>>535488460
I can't believe this random screenshot spoiled me this hard
Anonymous No.535488981 >>535489437 >>535490005
Would I be exaggerating by saying that the Marcus/Isobel encounter is probably one of easiest to fuck up in honor mode? It's not hard, just can be a bit of a nuisance, but screwing it up really does you a disservice

Coming to think of it, it's funny that both of the dykes have self destructive tendencies
Anonymous No.535489063
Anonymous No.535489257 >>535489712 >>535489858
>no party limit mod
what are some zoomer filled, shitter slop, noob flag mods that should be ostracized more?
Anonymous No.535489305 >>535489712 >>535491312
BEE'ZEL UP IN THIS BITCH
Anonymous No.535489437 >>535489604
>>535488981
Yes, the entire fight is solved by casting Darkness on top of Isobel
Also failing gets you MORE xp
Just do your shopping beforehand
Anonymous No.535489604 >>535489895
>>535489437
My strategy in the past has been blocking off the side entrances, leaving the main room entrance open, and forcing marcus back into the corner beside the bed. It works, the main issue is the horrors IMO, marcus is a bitch
Anonymous No.535489712 >>535490056 >>535491232
>>535488956
Well, I'm sorry, shit! but please don't stay in a general of a game that came out two years ago?
:(
>>535489257
>zoomer filled
?
>>535489305
her tent is so cute, but I wonder how/where she's packing all that stuf between places
well, she and all the others at camp
Anonymous No.535489858
>>535489257
no item limit, especially those bomb/barrel nigs
Anonymous No.535489895 >>535491196
>>535489604
yeah when like four of them fly through doors blocked by eighteen perfectly stacked crates that nothing should get through, and if they can't, they glitch over them through the ceiling, or just fly through the ceiling from the top, and if none of that happens they just fly up the balcony like 'lol'
Anonymous No.535490005 >>535491196
>>535488981
Eh, i wouldn't say it's honor mode specific because Marcus doesn't gain any Honor mode abilities.
Something like Myrkul is still probably the biggest threat in Honor mode because it's do or die, no retreat possible.
>Coming to think of it, it's funny that both of the dykes have self destructive tendencies
Well yeah but one of them is immortal and thus gets away with it.
Anonymous No.535490056
>>535489712
cute! yeah, or how we carry like eight barrels full of gunpowder around
Anonymous No.535490215 >>535491116
>killed Ansur and emptied out Gortash's private chambers before even entering the Lower City or witnessing Gortash's coronation
I am having fun.
Anonymous No.535490447
>>535488594
yeah, man I dunno about the woke part. there's a few fags, a ton of black dorfs, and one troon I have never met because shart somehow always suicides into my sword like a moth into a fanblade (or I push her into the abyss for being a cunt.) larian also lets us kill all of them, and the refugees, etc. if we really feel like it. that's pretty fair imo
Anonymous No.535491053
>>535484996
In the disguise room she says that Vicky TheDevil had her honeytrapping people.
Anonymous No.535491116 >>535491465
>>535490215
>emptying out gortash room
i always do this. i could be remembering wrong, but around patch 4, when you finally go back at him to kill him, hes the only one left.
but now even though you kill all the guards before the coronation, those same guys end up being back there again lol.
also, in my first play through, i always go from top to bottom (skipping the coronation room and the minions from the first floor).
on my last play through, i did the first floor and good lord, what a slug of a fight. so many fucking enemy turns and it gets more annoying if the only action you do in the round is dash. never doing that again.
>ansur
i usually do it right before leaving wryrm's rock area. but now i only do it when the only thing left to do i going to the hell area.
Anonymous No.535491196 >>535491602
>>535489895
>>535490005
Ended up having some decent luck, managed to block things off to the point only the one at the side door came through. Even with Jaheira ice storming the barricades to the main door, this fight went well.
An ideal thing would be if Isobel's AI were tweaked to recognize that staying alive is a priority, but this went well.

One trick I've picked up in my last couple of playthroughs is pre-placing barrels and stuff ahead of time, then I'm able to do stuff mid-fight with karlach like unblock and reblock doors as needed.
Anonymous No.535491232
>>535489712
>the little egg sitter thing
cute
Anonymous No.535491312
>>535489305
cute frog
Anonymous No.535491465 >>535492447
>>535491116
>Ansur
Usually I leave him and Raphael for last, but I can't kill Raphael this time because I want to see the cutscene where God Gale sends him packing. And I wanted to take Ansur out first for once, so I did.
As for Gortash, usually I ally with him on Durge runs or ransack him after he's dead. This time I did it before.
>the goons will just come back and be there after his coronation
That's disappointing, but I guess it's in line for a Banite.
Anonymous No.535491602 >>535491965
>>535491196
>preloading barrel
yeah that's what I did. the shitty part is the easiest time I've ever had in that fight was just
>swap one wizard spell to arcane lock
>use it on the big double doors
>barricade the small side door (they glitch through anyway)
>nuke marcus in the first two rounds just tunneling him
Anonymous No.535491965 >>535492116
>>535491602
Arcane lock loses a lot of utility once you figure out how the AI pathfinding works IMO, why use a spell when you essentially have the same abilities with any high strength character and moving shit is typically a free action outside of movement speed depending on your path.
I can tell when I've got a good setup the longer it takes the enemy AI to make decisions. Based on what I know about the system, the game has certain actions for AI controlled characters that are sort of scripted, and when those aren't possible, they fall back to more involved computation. If the AI is standing there for a few seconds a turn, you know you've caused something that will affect the encounter solidly
Anonymous No.535492116 >>535492250 >>535492435
>>535491965
they
glitch
through
crates
nigger
Anonymous No.535492250 >>535492358 >>535494136
>>535492116
Just cast darkness, retard
Anonymous No.535492358 >>535492707
>>535492250
nta but you think isobel will stay in the darkness?
Anonymous No.535492435 >>535498090
>>535492116
They definitely can, but I've found it to be more of an edge case than anything. The winged horrors in the abduction encounter are probably the only time it becomes a serious concern for me. I also don't just rely on path manipulation, I always have other tricks up my sleeve.
Generally I find the more flexible a plan is, the less catastrophic bad rolls or any other undesirable outcomes are.
"Best laid plans" and all that shit
Anonymous No.535492447
>>535491465
ive done many durge runs and imo the most "canon" is to have orin as the final battle before facing the brain. doing orin before gortash just feels like a filler minor bullshit.
>gortash minions
i mean, its extra xp. tbf i had more trouble with those wall turrets so usually just go there for them and taking all of those down
Anonymous No.535492707 >>535493150 >>535493441
>>535492358
If you need more than 2 turns to do the fight, you got bigger problems than the AI
All the ghouls have like 40 hp and the NPCs below handle 1-2
Anonymous No.535493150
>>535492707
ive had and also seen runs where bad ai/rng leads to her easily getting captured
its not some great complex puzzle but sometimes its genuinely out of your hands
Anonymous No.535493441
>>535492707
The saving grace of that fight is that marcus is made of paper, and he always spawns in roughly the same spot in the room, so with some pre-positioning you can usually have the encounter start with him surrounded. He's also weirdly light, so any barbarian can actually just move him as well.
It's really the hooked horrors that make it annoying, hence why I focus so much on funneling them through the downstairs as much as I can.
Anonymous No.535493763
>pecs so big I can barely see
Non-duergar playing swine can't relate.
Anonymous No.535494136 >>535505421 >>535542368
>>535492250
>JuSt Do SoMe OtHeR sHiT rEsPeC sOmEoNe FoR oNe FiGhT hUrR
Anonymous No.535494325 >>535494541
why is the door to the murder tribunal not opening for me even though i have gortash's hand and also the other 5 hands from the bag?
Anonymous No.535494541
>>535494325
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SinKDOCH9Fw
Anonymous No.535494547 >>535494626
Why are there so few decent cloaks?
Every other equipment slot is highly contested but then for cloaks you're SoL
Anonymous No.535494626
>>535494547
cut content
Anonymous No.535496301
This game is woke, chudcels, go play your shitty paradox map painters
Anonymous No.535497163 >>535502806
Elixir of the Colossus should stack with Giant Form, right? But my size remained Large when I used the two. Is it just that player size caps at Large? Or do the two not stack for the sake of damage?
Anonymous No.535497174
Anonymous No.535498090
>>535492435
I'm on my first honor run and elixir of vigilance on shart + hellrider's pride is all it took to save isobel, no need to mess with crates. The only RNG that could have screwed me over was Marcus getting multiple crits in and oneshotting Isobel before I got bladeward on her.
Anonymous No.535498143 >>535499591
>bladesinger has 33AC on level 3
Anonymous No.535498439
looks like the harpies bugged out and kept re-applying lure instantly after it broke. goodbye honor mode run
Anonymous No.535499009 >>535515296
Anonymous No.535499591 >>535500095
>>535498143
are you running mirror image with mage armor and a ton of dex
Anonymous No.535499632
Anonymous No.535500095 >>535500615
>>535499591
Just 17 dex for now + bracers.

Also i'm noticing that half my spell slots are used on buff spells which begs the question: wouldn't bladesinger 6/sorc6 or even bladesinger 6/sorc4/pala2 be vastly superior to a normal full bladesinger? 4 levels of sorc gets 5 spell picks, 6 levels gets 7, you can fit all the utility/buffing spells and use wizard slots for fancier stuff and enjoy all good sorc passives.
Anonymous No.535500182 >>535500502 >>535500990
is Orin a virgin?
Anonymous No.535500502
>>535500182
not anymore
hahaha
ahha
ha
hah
a
ha
ha
haha
(it was totally me)
Anonymous No.535500615 >>535500880
>>535500095
2 paladin is indeed a superior dip to full bladesinger just remember that you can only get level 6 spells via scribing
if you want sorc so your low level buffs are always prepared without using wizard slots thats also an option so long as youre prepared for the scroll purchase plus scribing costs
Anonymous No.535500880 >>535501182
>>535500615
>just remember that you can only get level 6 spells via scribing
How rare are the higher level scrolls by the way?
Anonymous No.535500990 >>535501262
>>535500182
She gives off major femcel vibes
Anonymous No.535501182
>>535500880
theres a shop smack dab in the middle of the lower city in act 3 that basically specializes in mage stuff so long as youre level 10 or 11 (forget which) they should have level 6 scrolls for sale but they tend to cost like 1k each
Anonymous No.535501262 >>535502261
>>535500990
WHY does her skin swirl like that, anyway?
Anonymous No.535502261
>>535501262
Race wise, Orin is a Changeling, which is (IIRC) the result of humans having kids with Doppelgangers, and that checks out with Sarevok.

Usually they have pale white skin and featureless faces, maybe Larian added those swirls for artistic purposes and maybe some Bhaalist motifs
Anonymous No.535502806 >>535503372 >>535503587
>>535497163
A-anyone?
Anonymous No.535503372 >>535503587 >>535504187
>>535502806
They should totally stack, yes
post screens if you can

https://bg3.wiki/wiki/Creature_size
Anonymous No.535503587 >>535504187
>>535502806
>>535503372
oh sorry you said "giant form", no you should use "Enlarge" and then elixir of the colossus
sorry I misread
Anonymous No.535504187 >>535504786
>>535503372
>>535503587
It seems that Giant Form doesn't stack size the way actual Enlarge does. I tried again using that order of operations (increase first then the elixir) and I got the same result: my medium character returned to its original size momentarily then increased in size to Large.
And when Giant Form ran out, the Colossus dissipated and my character returned to Medium size. I was hoping to get extra damage size shenanigans for having both stacked (Bloodlust on more than one character is too rich for my blood) but I guess I'll have to use a different elixir.
Anonymous No.535504786 >>535505541
>>535504187
mhm...gotta be honest I never really messed around with enlarge stuff, but
are you a duergar?
Anonymous No.535505421 >>535510870
>>535494136
>doesn’t have a warlock, wizard, sorc, Druid, bard, eldritch knight, or arcane trickster
Not my fault you have four champion fighters and no bitches
Anonymous No.535505541
>>535504786
No, the character I'm messing around with is a Wood Elf so they are default Medium. It's specifically the Giant Form from Balduran's Giantslayer and the Elixir of the Colossus.
>I never really messed around with enlarge
Neither did I, but since I have someone with a short rest not-Enlarge-spell ability, I wanted to mess around and see if size shenanigans would work without having to use spell slots. The answer seems to be no.
Anonymous No.535505693
Anonymous No.535508898 >>535509342 >>535511017
Let's tell spooky BG3 stories. I'll start.
I frequently take Feather Fall as a starting spell rather than learning it through scrolls.
Ooooooo spooky scarrrrryyyyy
Anonymous No.535509342 >>535511017
>>535508898
feather fall is incredibly useful?
I do the same with Mage hand
Anonymous No.535510870
>>535505421
stay mad, you faggot retard lol
Anonymous No.535511017
>>535508898
>>535509342
I do this with *gasp* goodberry
Anonymous No.535511865 >>535512060 >>535512497
Why exactly is Karlach a Barbarian? She has her autism tantrum at the Paladins and then never does anything remotely angry again

What should I respec her to be?
Aside from Vengeance Paladin
Anonymous No.535512060
>>535511865
Fiend Warlock with Zariel patron, duh
Anonymous No.535512497
>>535511865
her infernal heart makes her uppity
classic case of "big strong body with a cheerful mentality" trope
used to be a merc so checks out, and Lae'zel is the default fighter
>ever does anything remotely angry again
shes pissed off when she see GODtash again

you could respec her as ranger, giving her the Hunter subclass (she was in the blood wars), Urban tracker, etc
Anonymous No.535514020
Scorching ray trade offer

I get: 10 turns of Arcane Acuity

You get: massive damage + 10 turns of Radiant Orb

Do you accept?
Anonymous No.535514252
Anonymous No.535514417 >>535515590 >>535515676 >>535516727
damn. don't think I've ever had that shit happen, and it's on honor. wacky-ass yolo'd team too
>tav: white dragonborn illusion mage
>laezel: barb
>astarion: ranger with a little spooder
gale: tempest cleric
Anonymous No.535515296 >>535515825
>>535499009
he needs to fuck me and spit in my mouth
Anonymous No.535515590 >>535516364
>>535514417
How are you this bad
Anonymous No.535515676
>>535514417
>laezel
well no wonder youve never had this happen to you before
Anonymous No.535515825
>>535515296
Anonymous No.535516364
>>535515590
how are you this fucking gay
Anonymous No.535516727 >>535517165
>>535514417
>the first goblin assault
you mean, the one with the iconic Wyll reveal?
..damn
Anonymous No.535517165
>>535516727
my nigga w*ll
Anonymous No.535517383 >>535517617 >>535517672 >>535518650 >>535518820 >>535520052
Remember in EA how Wyll’s intro wasn’t a cutscene so he sometimes shouted his line about being The Blade, jumped down, failed his check, fell prone, and got instantly swarmed and killed by goblins
Anonymous No.535517617 >>535518527
>>535517383
Did this really happen? Why didn't they just give him feather fall for that fight only.
Anonymous No.535517672
>>535517383
>Remember in EA
no?
Anonymous No.535518527
>>535517617
That was their solution like halfway through EA, and he’d still sometimes forget to cast it
Anonymous No.535518650
>>535517383
>EA
no. am newb but just watched a video and that's some jump
Anonymous No.535518820
>>535517383
thats honestly hilarious
Anonymous No.535519264
>kicks down your door
>"COME OUT, YE DEVILS! THE BLADE OF FRONTIERS IS HERE"
>Wyll, it's 3 AM what the fuck
>"QUICK! I NEED TO MAKE A POTION"
>Wyll, that's my weed no
>"THANK YOU, SIR I WON'T FORGET YOUR KINDNESS"
>the fuck just happened

yep. he's my thief now
Anonymous No.535519748 >>535520926
making the best part of act 3 optional was pretty crazy
Anonymous No.535519919 >>535520423
>>535478831
Emperor is basically the PG edition of Aurora from Revelation Space, but with all the sociopathy removed or offscreened to make him more sympathetic.

Aurora takes over the mind of the MC's disabled wife to torture her in front of the MC to convince the MC to help him.
Emp takes over Stelmane to facilitate his plans in the past and just shows the MC this (but this only happens in the past and he does not act on this threat at all).
Aurora is fighting the Clockmaker who she convinces the MC is the greater threat.
Emp is fighting the Absolute who he convinces MC is the greater threat.
MC visits Aurora's house and it's a full on horror slideshow with mannequins with all the faces removed.
MC visits Emperor's old lurkings and it's basically normal.
Anonymous No.535520052
>>535517383
>jumped down, failed his check, fell prone, and got instantly swarmed and killed by goblins
based
Anonymous No.535520148
>>535478831
>trusting a GHAIK
whats wrong with you
Anonymous No.535520423 >>535521727
>>535519919
>MC visits Emperor's old lurkings and it's basically normal
Yeah, who doesn’t have their brain jar right by their β€œdog” collar
Anonymous No.535520459 >>535521034 >>535521763 >>535521785 >>535521953
man Myrkul with only 2 companions is rough. I've been doing a run where I kill as many companions as I can without just resorting to smacking them in camp. so far I have
>ate Gale's hand
>Sacrificed Karlach to the fish people (after sparing her so Wyll can be turned into a demon lol)
>Killed Minthara normally
>sent Halsin into the portal, only to close it behind him
>killed Mizora and slimed Wyll
>Triggered the Harpers to push into the tower on the siege, then snuck away and jumped up to the second floor while they all got slaughtered
>killed Lae'zel while she slept because I was romancing her, but I also wanted Dammon to live into act 3 so to get slayer form I had to kill my girlfriend, which I did happily
I plan on selling Shadow Heart out to Viconia, but I think I'll keep Astarion around and Ascend him.

I think the key is I need to burst Kethric down before he can inflict Blind on my Durge Hexblade Paladin because the bulk of my party's damage is him and Astarion but I am a lucklet and keep missing my shit, but once he's Myrkul I can start chaining crit smites
Anonymous No.535520926
>>535519748
It has to be optional so that my god Gale husband can humiliate him in the Epilogue.
Anonymous No.535521034
>>535520459
This guy is living the true chaotic evil playthrough.
Anonymous No.535521414 >>535523717
What's up you useless faggots.
Anonymous No.535521727
>>535520423
BG3 is basically PG: the story (though this is often the case for fantasy compared to horror and sf)

Mid-hard SF like Revelation Space has brains being removed from the heads of people to be used within the drives in their space ships. It's no longer a sentimental object but something that needs to be actively used in a world that is hard to survive in.
Anonymous No.535521763 >>535522028
>>535520459
good for you,
but what class are you running?
maybe use summons like with spore druids and shiet
Anonymous No.535521785 >>535522028
>>535520459
bro your eversight ring
just cast darkness and break the encounter
Pea !F3UoenMyGg No.535521948 >>535523717
Anonymous No.535521953 >>535522028
>>535520459
have you heard of this thing called "HIRELINGS" retard?
Anonymous No.535522028 >>535523786
>>535521763
I was doing a mostly new subclass run so my party comp as of now is
>Me, Hexblade 6 Paladin 2
>Shadowheart (my worst companion) Death Domain Cleric 8
>Astarion, Shadow Sorcerer 8

>>535521785
eh I already got Astarion cheesing with the sorc darkness cloud but maybe I should just get some anti-blind on my hexblade so I can twerk on the boss relatively safely. how does that break the encounter? despite having nearly 400 hours into the game I haven't really looked up any gamebreaking stuff

>>535521953
you call me a retard yet you don't even know you can't leave the Myrkul dungeon where you slime Wyll
Pea !F3UoenMyGg No.535522110
Anonymous No.535522146 >>535522281 >>535550160
Swen if he wasn't a coward
Pea !F3UoenMyGg No.535522261
Anonymous No.535522281
>>535522146
>cut the slut domain
baka my head
Pea !F3UoenMyGg No.535522413 >>535522585
Pea !F3UoenMyGg No.535522575
Anonymous No.535522585 >>535522714
>>535522413
didnt Shart get the funny hat memo?
Pea !F3UoenMyGg No.535522714
>>535522585
her DJ hair is a already a funny hat though
Anonymous No.535523717
>>535521414
>>535521948
beautiful elf
Anonymous No.535523786 >>535523995
>>535522028
looks like you fucked up then, murderhobo. cry about it some more online
Anonymous No.535523995
>>535523786
I'm not crying about it, just talking about my run in the general about the game. sorry you're so socially maladjusted you need to pick fights with strangers on the internet
Anonymous No.535526364 >>535526581 >>535529054
She was sent to retrieve a powerful artefact from the Githyanki, but returned with just a pregnant belly instead
Anonymous No.535526581
>>535526364
based
Anonymous No.535527586
>>535482814
Anonymous No.535529054
>>535526364
i want to cast absorb intellect on shadowheart until she reaches 3 int then take the artefact and turn her into my personal sex pet
Anonymous No.535530938
I sure love almost KILLING MYSELF trying to get rid of a single CURSED IMP.
>why didn't you just shove it
My party is run by STRlets who kept failing their shove rolls.
Anonymous No.535536619 >>535542415
Anonymous No.535537603 >>535537685 >>535538006
Best class for most dialogue options / skill checks?
Anonymous No.535537685
>>535537603
Ranger
Anonymous No.535538006
>>535537603
drow bard
Anonymous No.535539718
Anonymous No.535540895 >>535542836
>play the shit of bg3 at launch
>want to play now, apparently there's a good randomizer
>devs removed the collision on cartilaginous chests
Anonymous No.535542368 >>535542748
>>535494136
>respec someone for one fight
what's wrong with that
Anonymous No.535542415
>>535536619
why's the frog looking at me like that
Anonymous No.535542618
is trickery domain actually good
Anonymous No.535542748
>>535542368
retards dont understand that the ability to adapt and improve is not a weakness
Anonymous No.535542836 >>535542912
>>535540895
>modders take it upon themselves to "balance" the game
I'd give that mod a wide berth.
Anonymous No.535542912 >>535543058
>>535542836
ah, you're saying it might be from the mod?
what the fuck, it's just supposed to change the item drops and add some crafting system. not ""fix"" "bugs"
Anonymous No.535543058 >>535543221
>>535542912
It's definitely one of the mods in your list since I used the chests in my patch 8 Honour run.
Anonymous No.535543221 >>535543375
>>535543058
that's kinda fucked up. i mostly picked up the game again to play with randomized loot, so i don't know if i want to remove it...and yeah i just have these four mods, using the in-game mod manager now. plus the frog face patch an anon made about a month after launch.
Anonymous No.535543375
>>535543221
pic
Anonymous No.535545159
swen's vision ain't that bad
Anonymous No.535545343
wow this seems useful
Anonymous No.535546214 >>535546757 >>535562392 >>535593331
who was right?
Anonymous No.535546581
Anonymous No.535546757
>>535546214
aradin was a worthless kike who could only leech off the greatness of others
zevlor was a refugee
there is no wrong answer because both were wrong
Anonymous No.535549994 >>535560510
>being a refugee is le bad
Pol is not sending their best
Anonymous No.535550160
>>535522146
I can't believe they ruined my perfect P.Diddy build by not adding this
Anonymous No.535550540 >>535556225
>raphael cutscene triggers if you:
>are crossing the bridge to the north part of act1
>go into the underdark
>enter act 2
>climb up to the harper cache right at the start (???)
Anonymous No.535551415
>Tch.
how do you respond without sounding mad?
Anonymous No.535551806 >>535552080
Prove that you're a wyll fan, spell his last name without looking it up.
Anonymous No.535552080
>>535551806
ravengard
Anonymous No.535556225 >>535556739
>>535550540
Establishing that the Harpers and Druids worked together at some point is utterly crucial to the plot.
Anonymous No.535556651 >>535559748
why can you only react with divine smite when there are a billion other kinds of smite??
Anonymous No.535556739
>>535556225
but the cache only has treasure
Anonymous No.535559525 >>535559826 >>535560110 >>535560112 >>535560383 >>535560691 >>535563909 >>535566351 >>535566874 >>535570478
My definitive tier list
Anonymous No.535559748
>>535556651
Why would you use the other ones anyway? They don't scale with spell level
Anonymous No.535559826
>>535559525
I would put Jaheira in S and Voss in B. The rest is accurate.
Anonymous No.535560110 >>535560379
>>535559525
Big H is S
Anonymous No.535560112
>>535559525
ethel should be in S
Anonymous No.535560379 >>535560567
>>535560110
Halsin is a very shit character IMO
Anonymous No.535560383
>>535559525
Oh nvm is about voice acting

Karlach VA is definitely better than Shadowheart's, Dark Urge (voice 5, the best custom male voice) is a solid A too
Anonymous No.535560424
Anonymous No.535560510 >>535560742 >>535562910
>>535549994
baldurs gate is for baldurians they say so in the game
Anonymous No.535560567
>>535560379
If it's about character then fucking Minsc deserves low D and you did not do Wyll justice
Anonymous No.535560615 >>535561034
what causes these darkened portraits
Anonymous No.535560691
>>535559525
>Mystra
She's not meant to be a character. She's a goddess, not some bit player like Raphael or the Emperor.
Anonymous No.535560742
>>535560510
That Milei looking asshole in Rivington?
Anonymous No.535561034
>>535560615
I don't know, why don't you look at the icon
Anonymous No.535561261 >>535561345
>Thrall
>Connect the nerves of the transponder
>We must escape
>NOW
Anonymous No.535561345 >>535563265
>>535561261
>Proceeds to kill the commander and the mind flayer
Anonymous No.535561762
What's the cutest teethling horn option? I like the one with the gold accessory
Anonymous No.535562379 >>535563574
Barbardcledrufighmonpalranrosorwarwiz
Anonymous No.535562392 >>535562479
>>535546214
My hook.
Anonymous No.535562479
>>535562392
>Lae'zel approves
Anonymous No.535562504
>Alright Karlach, it's go time
Anonymous No.535562670
Oak father preserve us
Anonymous No.535562910
>>535560510
>they
Rivingtonians? I don't think so.
Anonymous No.535563265
>>535561345
>on fucking easy difficulty like the scrub you are
Anonymous No.535563320 >>535563658
Bex always speaks to me like she wants to swallow my ropes.
Anonymous No.535563574 >>535563962
>>535562379
>what's the best class in the game?
>anon:
Anonymous No.535563658 >>535563965
>>535563320
so does Lakrissa, but 'she's g...g-gay, anon!!!'
Anonymous No.535563909 >>535564040 >>535564442 >>535580823
>>535559525
Man it's really frustrating random NPCs like Rolan and Barcus have a whole development arc and personality but Wyll and Halsin don't. Rolan and Barcus could be perfectly companions and Wyll and Halsin could be npcs.
Anonymous No.535563962 >>535564858
>>535563574
12 levels, 12 classes
not a coincidence
Anonymous No.535563965 >>535566450
>>535563658
>so does Lakrissa
I definitely did not get that vibe from her.
You sound like someone that imprints on women if they wave at you.
Anonymous No.535564040 >>535566937
>>535563909
>gnome companion
Sorry, that's not allowed. Here's your fifth playable elf instead.
Anonymous No.535564442 >>535565107
>>535563909
Duergar Tav has more character development than Wyll and Halsin, even two redemption arcs.
Anonymous No.535564514
Shadowheart has pussy hair. Canonically and in game so it isn't even disputable.
Anonymous No.535564858 >>535565171
>>535563962
isn't there an achievement for multiclassing into all of them?

i wonder what is the best way to go about that. maybe fighter or paladin first to get weapon and armor prof
Anonymous No.535564949 >>535567208
they should add post-epilogue free roam and orin romance
it would make the game great again
Anonymous No.535565021 >>535566072
i need to eat another magic item
Anonymous No.535565107
>>535564442
yeah good guy duergar monk was my favourite run
Anonymous No.535565171
>>535564858
I think that's the point, anon.
Cleric getting their sub at level 1 makes them a top tier choice for your base class.
Anonymous No.535565394 >>535567167
>monk player
Anonymous No.535565625 >>535565994 >>535568738
what do you call this haircut
Anonymous No.535565994
>>535565625
Minthara's delight
Anonymous No.535566072
>>535565021
babys hungwy again
Anonymous No.535566161 >>535566245 >>535566263
Astarion and Shadowheart are better friends than romances.
Anonymous No.535566245
>>535566161
how would you feel if somebody told you that?
Anonymous No.535566263
>>535566161
True, every hag has a fag
Anonymous No.535566351 >>535566635
>>535559525
Rolan is everything Gale wished to be as character LMAO
Anonymous No.535566450 >>535566609 >>535567178
>>535563965
play the game more, queer. she hits on you multiple times throughout the game
Anonymous No.535566509
Shadowheart is a good friend
Anonymous No.535566609 >>535567156
>>535566450
thats work flirting retard
have you never had female friends before
Anonymous No.535566635 >>535566786
>>535566351
Gale is mediocre as fuck. Look nigga, I have a bomb inside me and want to become a god!
Anonymous No.535566786 >>535566975
>>535566635
>such a prodigy that even goddesses are jumping on the Gale Rail
>able to outdo and overcome the flaws of the one-time greatest wizard of all time
>"oh he's so mediocre"
retard
Anonymous No.535566835
>trade with her
>bottle of wine in her inventory
SHE'S LYING THROUGH HER TEETH.
NOTHING'S CHANGED.
Anonymous No.535566874 >>535567490
>>535559525
who the fuck is Keene
Anonymous No.535566937
>>535564040
and one of them has a generic spanish accent, a portuguese-looking name, and an english va kek
Anonymous No.535566975
>>535566786
>goddesses are jumping on the Gale Rail
just one and they broke up
Anonymous No.535567130
>don't make a big fuss that i worship shar
why should i care where you get your healslut powers from
Anonymous No.535567156
>>535566609
>"w.... w-work flirting!!!"
>while sitting around at the grove
>while chillin at your party
have you ever played this game before? lol
Anonymous No.535567167 >>535573035
>>535565394
monks are moggers
best class in the game
Anonymous No.535567178 >>535567287
>>535566450
>cope
Stop.
Anonymous No.535567208 >>535568875 >>535569139
>>535564949
>i want a romance for one of the three characters that must die on every playthrough
Anonymous No.535567287
>>535567178
>crying and obsessing
stop
Anonymous No.535567490 >>535568521
>>535566874
A cool character.
Anonymous No.535568068 >>535568089 >>535568605 >>535569206
>every time you deal wababoo type damage
>gain one stack of kokomoko
>when you have 5 stacks, your next attack applies the yawaree
>enemies afflicted with that take an additional 1d4 damage and fall prone
Anonymous No.535568089
>>535568068
Bravo swen
Anonymous No.535568521
>>535567490
why is she called nine-fingers when you can regrow limbs let alone fingers in dnd with magic
Anonymous No.535568605
>>535568068
1D4????!!!!!?!?!!
Anonymous No.535568738
>>535565625
Anonymous No.535568875
>>535567208
this but gortash instead
Anonymous No.535568908
I LITERALLY JUST GAVE YOU ONE
IT HASN'T EVEN BEEN AN ENTIRE DAY YET
Anonymous No.535569139
>>535567208
gigachad_yes.jpg
Anonymous No.535569206
>>535568068
Reverbation and radiant orbs are very strong
Anonymous No.535569226
Anonymous No.535569530 >>535571036
Karlach eats ass after the first date
Anonymous No.535570421 >>535571459 >>535571709
They should've made it where a companion you ran off or didn't recruit shows up for the final fight as a powerful illithid.
Does anyone know if Gale's explosion is contained in that sigil, or will the Grove be wiped off the face of Faerun?
Anonymous No.535570478 >>535570684 >>535573223
>>535559525
My sweet little sister should be in SSS tier
Anonymous No.535570583
>Sharrans with extra actions/bonus actions keep shitting out Bone Chills like they're candy but don't have enough brains to shadow step out of an ice patch
This is aggravating and yet humorous at the same time.
Anonymous No.535570684 >>535571301
>>535570478
>sister
She's your 'sister' in that you are children of Bhaal, a religious sibling. The Dark Urge is Orin's aunt/uncle.
Anonymous No.535571036
>>535569530
>karlach eating my ass every night
im marrying her RIGHT NOW
Anonymous No.535571301 >>535573223
>>535570684
Oh I know, incest is awful anon. We're just a couple of Bhaal babies
Anonymous No.535571459 >>535571709 >>535572859
>>535570421
>They should've made it where a companion you ran off or didn't recruit shows up for the final fight as a powerful illithid.
I think there's some datamined stuff that this was initially planned, at least as non illithid.
Anonymous No.535571709 >>535572385
>>535571459
>>535570421
I've seen tumblr posts about companion dialogues in the gamefiles praising the absolute and trying to stop you from reaching the elder brain you were supposed to find them in the upper city battlefield right before you climb on the flesh thingy to fight the brain
Anonymous No.535571971
That's act two then. One lightning bolt fizzled into nothing when I shot it at the apostle from low ground, even though there were no indicators of interrupted field of view and I forgot to give lae'zel a hammer.
Anonymous No.535572385
>>535571709
>spoilering that
Cringe.
>you were supposed to find them in the upper city battlefield right before you climb
Fuck. Would that have been the fight before the nautiloid bombardment, or substituting the bombardment. The bombardment is actually crazy-hard on Tactician, I can't imagine having to fight lv12 Gale and Wyll on top of racing the door, gotta be one or the other.
Although, the fight with the Watchman allies wasn't hard, so having companions lead that would definitely up the difficulty.
Anonymous No.535572859 >>535574871
>>535571459
it would just end up being wyll for most people
Anonymous No.535572897 >>535580239
Oh nooooo
Anonymous No.535573035 >>535573189
>>535567167
if you play monk, you're a fucking weeb
Anonymous No.535573189
>>535573035
*strikes your pressure points*
Anonymous No.535573223 >>535573839 >>535577634
>>535570478
>>535571301
Isn’t there a book about Sarevok wanting you to bone Orin?
Having a shapeshifter gf is basically having infinite bitches
Anonymous No.535573639
Monk is the most kino class
Anonymous No.535573721
>releases killing intent
Anonymous No.535573839
>>535573223
Probably. I played resist durge and even though I killed Sarevok he sent me a letter to the epilogue party saying he's rebuilt the tribunal (so I guess he was rezzed again) and is waiting for me to have babies and for them to grow up to become chosen of Bhaal.
Anonymous No.535574001
how many years of learning for a wizard to learn level 1 spells?
Anonymous No.535574206 >>535574313 >>535574393 >>535574924
who is the youngest party member? is it a woman? i bet it's a woman
Anonymous No.535574313
>>535574206
Lae'zel, she's just out of the creche.
Anonymous No.535574393
>>535574206
Shadowheart, she is still a teenager
Anonymous No.535574406 >>535574486 >>535579837
does anybody else have this super fucking annoying bug where if you autosave or quicksave, you can no longer pan your camera with middle mouse button or interact? I have to press Esc again to be able to again. It's not a huge deal but it's really pissing me off.
Anonymous No.535574486
>>535574406
nope. 500hrs and it never happened
Anonymous No.535574624 >>535574706 >>535574921 >>535576138
She's kind of a cunt when you aren't going out of your way to be nice to her
Anonymous No.535574706
>>535574624
but enough about laezel
Anonymous No.535574871
>>535572859
The issue is, Wyll is hardly difficult to miss *and* next to nothing that makes him leave your party.
Anonymous No.535574921 >>535575715
>>535574624
The issue with vanilla shadowheart is that she stops being a cunt too early. It's far more satisfying when you slowly peel the tsun away.
Mintharafag No.535574924 >>535579658 >>535603221 >>535603602
>>535574206
Youngest is Lazy. She's just out of bootcamp.
Then it's probably Wyll. Then Karlach. Then Gale.
Shart is about 50 years old, she was kidnapped 40 years ago and was 12ish when she was kidnapped.
Then Jaheira who is old for a half-elf.
Minsc is middle aged, but was frozen for over 100 years so however you want to count that.
And then we have Astarion and Minthara who are both 250+ years old.
Anonymous No.535575510 >>535575601 >>535576238
Anonymous No.535575601
>>535575510
cute and canon
Anonymous No.535575715
>>535574921
She WAS a massive cunt in early access. They overcorrected too hard because of feedback that she was too mean and standoffish in act 1.
Anonymous No.535576138
>>535574624
>literally just play as myself
>Shadowheart approves
>Shadowheart approves
>Shadowheart approves
>Shadowheart approves
>Shadowheart approves
What do you mean "go out of your way", are you sure it's not you that's the cunt?
Anonymous No.535576238
>>535575510
thisobald's worst nightmare
Anonymous No.535577109 >>535577584
>gale still wants more artifacts
i missed him the first time i played the game because i thought the portal stone was a trap.
i knew about the artifacts but holy fuck his appetite is prodigious. at this point he has consumed more magic items than anyone on my party (bar mc) has equipped
Anonymous No.535577584
>>535577109
>i thought the portal stone was a trap
Same, but before I moved on to another zone, my friend told me to explore *everything* before going near the githyanki patrol.
He should only eat two or three, though, and there's at least four items you, likely, don't want. Like the gnoll flail, and the resistance necklace off the minotaur.
Anonymous No.535577634 >>535578283
>>535573223
I don't remember that being written in a book, rather I remember Sarevok's horrible voice telling us outright that he wanted an offspring :
IIRC this happens when you defeat Orin as Resist Urge Durge, and then confront Sarevok about it

>You failed to bring forth issue while you helmed our cult. It is a mortal sin for a Chosen. [...] I even hoped you and my daughter might one day create a new blood-lamb for us, but it is not to be...
Anonymous No.535578283 >>535607005
>>535577634
where is all the PORN of durge fucking orin bros...........
Anonymous No.535578331 >>535578879
My Durge banged Haarlep, Karlach and Mizora.
Anonymous No.535578663 >>535578879
>the most explicit sex scenes are with devils
What did Larian mean by this?
Anonymous No.535578879 >>535579174
>>535578663
>>535578331
it has to be porn the in game sex scenes are all ass without exception
Anonymous No.535579174 >>535580176
>>535578879
>without exception
Just come on the internet and tell lies.
Anonymous No.535579658
>>535574924
>annoying-ass character shoved at us multiple times because plot armor
>a roastie
you don't say
Anonymous No.535579727 >>535580248
Is Minthara the only canonically fertile romance option?
Anonymous No.535579837
>>535574406
yes, quite often. if you're on a cracked copy, that would explain it because I am.
Anonymous No.535579912 >>535580673
>putting triplets in Minthara
Anonymous No.535580091 >>535580191 >>535580838 >>535612481
Is this what orin actually looks like?
Anonymous No.535580176 >>535580418
>>535579174
you heard me
if you thought the haarlep scenes were good you may as well just say you have no taste
Anonymous No.535580191 >>535580301 >>535580392
>>535580091
No, dumbass, she's like a quarter doppelganger.
Anonymous No.535580239
>>535572897
Do the flaming fist still show up to arrest you if you attack him?
Mintharafag No.535580248
>>535579727
No, Shart and Gale both refer to having kids as well.

While Lazy doesn't lay her own egg during the game, she can adopt the one you find and she becomes an adoptive mother.
Anonymous No.535580258 >>535580587 >>535583051
it had 4hp left, i didnt' want to waste a haste pot
Anonymous No.535580301 >>535580418
>>535580191
I thought she was half doppel.
Anonymous No.535580392
>>535580191
She's a quarter and yet she's still a perfect changeling? dnd is retarded.
Anonymous No.535580418 >>535580838
>>535580176
I hope Larian's next game has sex scenes at minimum as good as femHaarlep.

>>535580301
Her mother, Sarevok's daughter-wife. And Sarevok isn't a doppelganger.
Anonymous No.535580587 >>535581960
>>535580258
>i didnt' want to waste a haste pot
It's fucking Honour Mode, nothing is a waste. I started using consumables in Tactician and even then I still had excess when it mattered.
Anonymous No.535580673 >>535580816 >>535581180
>>535579912
Sorry anon, drow multiples canonically devour each other in the womb
Anonymous No.535580781 >>535581008 >>535581180
i completely missed Minsc am i retarded?
Anonymous No.535580816 >>535581006 >>535581006 >>535581180
>>535580673
A double-edged blade: sad, but also hot. You've reminded me that drow women reach orgasm from that, no?
Anonymous No.535580823
>>535563909
>short companions
Sorry that will give the foids and fags playing the ick.
Anonymous No.535580838 >>535593862
>>535580418
>Her mother, Sarevok's daughter-wife. And Sarevok isn't a doppelganger.
Did Sarevok seriously fuck one of these >>535580091 to make Helena? Dude was dedicated
Anonymous No.535581006
>>535580816
>>535580816
>You've reminded me that drow women reach orgasm from that, no?
I think the author of that particular text offered it as the reason drow women would bother having children
Anonymous No.535581008
>>535580781
Yes, he runs through like three storylines. Maybe you sequence-broke it?
Mintharafag No.535581180 >>535581345 >>535582061
>>535580781
Jaheira's companion questline leads to him. She drops some hints how to start the questline, it involves the counting house and the sewers.

>>535580673
Often, but not always. drow twins do exist, just rare.

>>535580816
It's called chad-zak and it's something wotc hasn't commented on so it's questionably canon. Especially since they've been trying to sanitize drow recently.
Anonymous No.535581345
>>535581180
>it's questionably canon
FUCK Wizards.
Anonymous No.535581826 >>535582250 >>535582996
>ywn use mind-wiped Minthara as a bhaalspawn factory
What could have been…
Anonymous No.535581929 >>535582297
I hope Larian's next game shows the PC and romance cumming together.
Bonus points for hidden romance that shows the moneyshot.
Anonymous No.535581960
>>535580587
yeah and i had picked up extra consumables expecting trouble, a scroll of fireball that would have immediately killed the secondary mobs and let me focus the boss, a lightning bolt scroll, as well as others. the most i did was baby sips of the smallest potions and the worst of it is that i was 4hp away, 4hp.... dead with thousandsof gold and a bag full of items that would have saved my life. i didn't even drink the greater healing potions.
ugh i feel so bad about it
Anonymous No.535582061
>>535581180
It's weird because it never comes up in any books about the drow, evil or not.
Anonymous No.535582250 >>535584745
>>535581826
Do you have to romance her as durge? I only did the act 1 sex scene and don't remember her ever getting pregnant.
Anonymous No.535582297
>>535581929
Anonymous No.535582996
>>535581826
(S)he has a dick why do you think they cut the pregnancy plot silly anon
Anonymous No.535583051
>>535580258
F. I found an easy way to do that in honor, and it's really simple. it's called "two guys that can cast scorching ray, an archer, and a guy to throw an alchemist's fire on the web when the big spooder walks onto it." shit dies in like two? turns at lvl 3 iirc. might've been lvl 4 but I think it was 3. gl anon o7
Anonymous No.535583394 >>535583729 >>535583887
Anonymous No.535583729 >>535583887 >>535586090
>>535583394
Anonymous No.535583887 >>535586090
>>535583394
>>535583729
BREAKING: cute frog is cute
Anonymous No.535584039 >>535584313 >>535585486
lae'zel is mogged by dak'kon.
Anonymous No.535584313
>>535584039
>literal who mogging best girl
Anonymous No.535584416 >>535584513
Fucking gnome. I help her out and this is how i'm repaid.
Anonymous No.535584513 >>535584597
>>535584416
>helping a known homosexual
wretched thing. you got what you deserved
Anonymous No.535584597 >>535584810
>>535584513
Everyone is straight in my game. In vanilla I always kill them.
Mintharafag No.535584745 >>535584913 >>535585108
>>535582250
Minthara's romance is available to Tav. You don't have to do the party scene in act to begin the romance in late act 2/act 3.

Her pregnancy quest was removed early on in development because bg3's romances are playersexual and a pregnancy is explicitly heterosexual so it didn't match their vision regarding romances.
Anonymous No.535584810 >>535584983
>>535584597
Chud too much of a snowflake to realize lesbians exist, how sad and pathetic
Anonymous No.535584913 >>535586256
>>535584745
>there was a pregnancy quest
FPREG ROMANCE IN NEXT GAME CONFIRMED
Anonymous No.535584983 >>535590353
>>535584810
Kill yourself.
Anonymous No.535585108
>>535584745
>schizoposts on my veegee?
more likely than you think
Anonymous No.535585325 >>535585678
Toadcel and Mintharatrannies
Anonymous No.535585486
>>535584039
nice try jen
Anonymous No.535585678
>>535585325
404: sharties in the corner on their welfare phones like HEHE POSTED IT AGAIN
Anonymous No.535586090
>>535583729
cute frog
>>535583887
trve and real
Anonymous No.535586256 >>535586743
>>535584913
What's the F stand for? Frog?
Anonymous No.535586743 >>535586875 >>535587107
>>535586256
'Female'. It's when a person with a pussy gets someone pregnant.
Mpreg is when someone with a cock and balls is impregnated.
Anonymous No.535586875 >>535587082
>>535586743
Back to AO3 with you.
Anonymous No.535587082 >>535587686
>>535586875
I post on H-F. But with the incoming bans, I'll have to move to AO3.
Anonymous No.535587107 >>535587453
>>535586743
>females are so foreign to him that he thinks it's a term he needs to explain
>also is a fan of mpreg
this thread is gayer than KCD2
Anonymous No.535587453
>>535587107
>triggered that I didn't type his special words
Kill yourself, lib.
Anonymous No.535587668
>i-if you're sure....
i feel guilty telling shadowheart to stay at camp because of how devastated she sounds when you tell her
Anonymous No.535587686 >>535589443
>>535587082
>H-F
No idea what that is. Probably a good thing too.
Anonymous No.535587941
Missionary with Astarion
Anonymous No.535588802
Anonymous No.535589443
>>535587686
maybe hentai foundry?
Anonymous No.535589560 >>535590258
Anonymous No.535589809 >>535590285 >>535592653 >>535593460 >>535596926
Wew lad, Really Shadowheart does massively improve her and her character arc if only by slowing down her progression with MC
No idea why it wasn't this way in vanilla, it's refreshing to have her behave standoffish early
Anonymous No.535590258 >>535594669
>>535589560
i just realized that even vanilla toad looks like a ghoul
Anonymous No.535590285
>>535589809
buy an ad
Anonymous No.535590353
>>535584983
Take your own advice, chud, your life must be so miserable
Anonymous No.535590431
All I am your dad (the mod creator) does is think about Shadowheart just like the incel namecel.
Anonymous No.535592129
>Protect them
Anonymous No.535592271
>volo talking to the bear, has no idea what the bear is saying
>check his inventory
>five potions of animal speaking, unused
Anonymous No.535592653
>>535589809
The only thing gayer than your mod is you.
Anonymous No.535592910
>Nae bother~
Anonymous No.535593032
Orpheus lets you live, if you become ghaik?
Anonymous No.535593189 >>535593413 >>535595108
my endgame build what do you think
Anonymous No.535593216
What about a hag ask of you to fuck her, no condom?
Anonymous No.535593331
>>535546214
Zevlor was. if the goblins were smart and sent one gobbo back to report to the goblin camp the siege could've gone off basically immediately
Anonymous No.535593413 >>535596643
>>535593189
how's giant barb
Anonymous No.535593460
>>535589809
based
Anonymous No.535593658 >>535602947
>one of the gith in the prism hadouken'd me into the void
Turns out the Emperor offers a free res if that happens. Also would four elements monk be good if everywhere was low gravity? Doubt it.
Anonymous No.535593862
>>535580838
it's a doppelganger so he can probably ask it to shift into anything he wanted to
Anonymous No.535594184
The STINK OF AVERNUS
Anonymous No.535594280
LGBTQIAPN+ lives matter
Anonymous No.535594669 >>535594861 >>535595848
>>535590258
>"vanilla"
Anonymous No.535594861 >>535597642
>>535594669
he's not wrong thobeit
Anonymous No.535595108 >>535598869
>>535593189
what is this ui? console or something?
Anonymous No.535595848 >>535596046 >>535597123 >>535597642 >>535598724
>>535594669
it's true tho
>disfigured face
>disgusting granny skin
Anonymous No.535596046
>>535595848
part of her charm
Anonymous No.535596643 >>535606554
>>535593413
its excellent. deals huge single target damage
Anonymous No.535596926
>>535589809
So she's a bitch for longer? Let me know how long it takes her to stop being a bitch.
Anonymous No.535597123 >>535597310
>>535595848
Humiliation ritual
Anonymous No.535597310
>>535597123
she's mad you didn't fuck her and is trying to get back at you
Anonymous No.535597642 >>535597870 >>535598176
>>535594861
>>535595848
>purple skin
>disgusting drag queen hair
>"vanilla"
Anonymous No.535597870 >>535599461
>>535597642
>hallucination
is this a chatbot
Anonymous No.535598176 >>535599461
>>535597642
ESLbro, do you know what "even" means?
Anonymous No.535598214
Anonymous No.535598724
>>535595848
>disfigured face
>disgusting granny skin
but enough about karlach
Anonymous No.535598869 >>535600324
>>535595108
just press tab
Anonymous No.535599004
Toadcel can only put down other women besides the blue mtf
Anonymous No.535599172
Karlach, the β€œFinger”
Wyll β€œlil acorn” Ravengard
Shadow β€œReady to Settle Down” heart
Gale β€œlet me tell you about my ex-girlfriend”
Lae β€œlaid with the whole crΓ¨che” zel
As β€œBONED” tarion
Anonymous No.535599372
>assBONEDtarion
Anonymous No.535599461 >>535599756
>>535597870
>>535598176
lol you don't know what "vanilla" means, so guess you're the ESL one, samefag retard.
Anonymous No.535599756 >>535600151
>>535599461
so not a bot, just a schizo.
got it. i'll leave you be
Anonymous No.535600151
>>535599756
>"reeeee i WiLl PsYcHoAnAlYzE yOu"
stay mad
Anonymous No.535600324
>>535598869
ty never knew about that o7
Anonymous No.535600591 >>535600702
Anonymous No.535600702
>>535600591
smug frog
Anonymous No.535601115
Ignis!
Anonymous No.535601543 >>535602002
>romance Astarion as Tiefling
>feeding him foulblood
who would do that
Anonymous No.535602002
>>535601543
Okay Aradin
Anonymous No.535602135 >>535602495 >>535602761
how is swashbuckler?
is arcane trickster better now?
Anonymous No.535602495 >>535602618
>>535602135
swash is very good
Anonymous No.535602556
I hate barcus and valeria so much. ungrateful shit characters
Anonymous No.535602618 >>535602846 >>535602965
>>535602495
how do i into good at swash
Anonymous No.535602761
Feels good when build finally starts getting together. With Default Combat extender honour ruleset + tactican act 1 was rough at start. But now Im starting to clean up bosses and Bladesinger rocks 26 AC with Haste and Bladsong online. Ofc enemy AI will still decide "fuck you" and crit multiple times in a row while you miss a 95% hit rolls.
5-6 levels feeling like forever... Just gimme my extra attack damnit!
>>535602135
Swash is good, very good if you want sneak attacks for a multiclass. Arcane trickster has a lot of utility for sure, but its all very gimmicky and gear dependent.
Anonymous No.535602846
>>535602618
disarm enemies
blind enemies that you can't disarm
mockery enemies that you can't blind
Anonymous No.535602947 >>535604903
>>535593658
If you're the only character in the party do you game over before he can res you?
Anonymous No.535602965
>>535602618
Take some levels in swash, then some levels in martial of your choice for extra attack. And then sneak attack people in the face. Bonus action for free disarms and blinds.
Anonymous No.535603221 >>535603969 >>535608656
>>535574924
>Shart is about 50 years old, she was kidnapped 40 years ago and was 12ish when she was kidnapped.
we know Shadowheart is a teen because when you romance her she talks about "getting butterflies in her stomach"
Anonymous No.535603251 >>535603519
>crechecrechecrechecrechecrechecrechecreche let's go to the creche
>goes to creche
>this place sucks!
why is she like this
Anonymous No.535603519 >>535604424
>>535603251
Anonymous No.535603602 >>535603976 >>535608656
>>535574924
Minthara is canonically 150. Your headcanons are NOT FACT.
Anonymous No.535603969
>>535603221
you don't get feelings like that after riding as many miles of dick as she has. she's just lying - more to herself than to the pc mind you
Anonymous No.535603976
>>535603602
t. reallyshart mod user
Anonymous No.535604028 >>535604235 >>535604414 >>535604421 >>535604917 >>535604932
We have all the characters ages.
Its comes from a app game but it is a dnd official product.
>Laezel is 22.
>Wyll is 24.
>Karlach is 30
>Gale is 35
>Shart is 48
>Jaheria is 146
>Minthara is 150.
>Astarion is 263.
>Halsin 350.

Minthara looks awful for a full elf
Anonymous No.535604235 >>535605668
>>535604028
>astarion is in his mid 20's
>looks like a 50 year old crack head
Anonymous No.535604414 >>535604631 >>535605118 >>535605208 >>535605264
>>535604028
garbage companion party on god
Anonymous No.535604421
>>535604028
Karlach? HIT THE WALL
Anonymous No.535604424
>>535603519
dont involve my hag wife in your fr*gposting
Anonymous No.535604631
>>535604414
Ever since I made the connection I will never stop screeching about the lack of party variety.
Anonymous No.535604770 >>535608016
*makes note: more frog and hag screenshots next playthrough
Anonymous No.535604903
>>535602947
Probably.
Anonymous No.535604917
>>535604028
Gale was an archmagus at 35? Damn.
Anonymous No.535604932 >>535605048 >>535605160 >>535605196 >>535605971
>>535604028
>Shart is 48
jesus christ
Anonymous No.535605048
>>535604932
shes part elf its ok
Anonymous No.535605118 >>535605341
>>535604414
>they lay eggs, why boobs?
this is a retarded comment
Anonymous No.535605160
>>535604932
She spent 40 years in a basement being groomed by Viconia
Anonymous No.535605196
>>535604932
Anonymous No.535605208
>>535604414
All they needed was add just 1 dwarf, gone or halfling party member. JUST ONE. I dunno how they managed to fumble this one when game is otherwise that good.
Anonymous No.535605264 >>535605468 >>535605495 >>535608436
>>535604414
Nobody likes midgets
Anonymous No.535605341
>>535605118
seething toadcel cant accept that normies find her abhorrent
Anonymous No.535605468 >>535605732 >>535605857 >>535608280
>>535605264
nobody gives a shit about githyankis and laezel is the third most popular romance it's irrelevant, regill and jubilost from pathfinder are fan favorites you know who nobody likes? wyll and halsin
Anonymous No.535605495
>>535605264
Wrong? The drunken dwarf is a beloved fantasy archetype.
Anonymous No.535605668
>>535604235
that's law school for ye
Anonymous No.535605727 >>535606048 >>535608280
how gaslit do you have to be to like the frog
Anonymous No.535605732
>>535605468
I feel like that has more to do with the fact that Lae'zel is the third of three romances that require no special unlocks (Minthara). If content is locked away, it's a safe bet that the statistics for it will be horrible compared to base content.
Anonymous No.535605857 >>535606039
>>535605468
I like Halsin
Anonymous No.535605971 >>535606270
>>535604932
She's a half elf, it's like 25 for them
Anonymous No.535606039
>>535605857
you're either mentally challenged or are into old men you need to seek help either way
Anonymous No.535606048 >>535607274 >>535608280
>>535605727
the world has furries and foot fetishists
frog love is just another fetish to add to the pile
Anonymous No.535606270 >>535606406 >>535606541
>>535605971
>25
jesus christ
Anonymous No.535606406
>>535606270
No they aren't giving you a 14 year old
Anonymous No.535606541
>>535606270
Anon i think it's time for you to play BG2
Anonymous No.535606554 >>535607304 >>535607872
>>535596643
how is the single target damage huge?
i'm looking at the class, there's not that much that stands out from standard barb. i guess you do a thrown build?
Anonymous No.535607005
>>535578283
https://rule34video.com/video/3236324/orin-x-dark-urge/
Anonymous No.535607274 >>535607512
>>535606048
>foot fetishists
So common it's not freakish at all. False equivalence.
Anonymous No.535607304
>>535606554
nta but it works VERY well with all the booming blade spam going around.
It works pretty similarly to throwbarb and the kick is extremely satisfying addition and the elemental cleaver is very flexible in your damage type. Its much more fun than the old throwzerker at least. Throwbarb was already extremely good so it makes sense this one will also deal great damage.
Anonymous No.535607512
>>535607274
especially in bg3
Anonymous No.535607567 >>535607703 >>535607941
How does ketheric have a beard if he's an elf?
Anonymous No.535607703
>>535607567
Its why he's a half elf. They can have facial hair.
Anonymous No.535607872
>>535606554
>Boot of the Giant receives bonus damage from any source of unarmed damage including Tavern Brawler, making it actually hurt a LOT for a bonus action shove with guaranteed damage
>Elemental Cleaver interacts with a shitload of things that trigger bonus effects from elemental damage including wetness bonus, but the best application is actually ice damage, you can turn your barb into an ice crowd controller via Snowburst Ring and Coldbrim Hat, so any priority target will be threatened with Prone and get frozen solid after a few hits
>can still do good ol improvized weapon trick to become one of the best crowd controllers in the game
Anonymous No.535607941
>>535607567
While game calls him "an elf" he is a half-Highelf (undead)
Anonymous No.535608016
>>535604770
bloody frog
Anonymous No.535608280 >>535608513
>>535605468
wyll is cool if you play him. companion wyll a shit

>>535605727
>>535606048
uh oh sharty meltie
Anonymous No.535608398
My only issue with Giant Barbarian is that his thrown weapons don't receive status effects on a throw. Any way to fix it via mods?
It almost sounds like a physical mage in theory with how many weapons have on hit effects, but Larian didn't implement it properly.
Anonymous No.535608425 >>535609154
>ketheric used to not have a beard
>carador used to have a beard
make it make sense
Anonymous No.535608436
>>535605264
Only faggots and foids. Kill yourself freak.
Anonymous No.535608513 >>535608795
>>535608280
Can Origin Wyll fuck Mizora? If yes I might have to play an Evil Wyll Origin playthrough.
Mintharafag No.535608656 >>535608853 >>535608930 >>535611541
>>535603221
Sure.
We know shadowheart's age because we see a cutscene from when she was kidnapped, and then the sharran ledgers in Viconia's room record 40 years of Shart's incarceration. So we have a pretty exact number.
But since most of her life was pretty shitty with no positive relationships, I think the "butterflies in her stomach" lines make sense, since even if you're a little bit older, you might still get those teenage first love type feelings if you didn't experience those prior. Shart's romance is about her first love being Tav since Tav is the first person to be positive in her life, even though she has had empty meaningless relationships with the gnome who kissed her and her various sharran honeypot victims.

>>535603602
We've already been over this. Minthara talks about Viconia and Viconia's exile making an impression upon her when she was a child. Viconia was exiled around the year 1290. bg3 takes place in 1492. That means there are just about 200 years in between Viconia's exile from Menzoberranzan (when Minthara described herself as young) and the events of bg3. That means Minthara is 200 years old plus however many years she was old when Viconia was exiled, and a drow describing herself as young can be anything between 30 and 100 years old. So it's actually possible Minthara is like 300.
There are 124 years in between bg2 and bg3.

This means that by actually playing bg2 and being familiar with the characters and timeline of the game series lets you know these numbers and timeline. Minthara is 250+ years old, and we know that from knowing the timeline. Whoever you are quoting is simply wrong.

You're welcome for explaining all of this to you so you know more about the setting and characters now, despite your bad attitude.
Anonymous No.535608795 >>535609254
>>535608513
I've read somewhere that he can. I have an honor mode save in early act 2 I need to finish, so maybe I'll see or fucking die to some gay shit
Anonymous No.535608853 >>535609385 >>535610278
>>535608656
>even though she has had empty meaningless relationships with the gnome who kissed her and her various sharran honeypot victims.
here we fucking go
Anonymous No.535608930
>>535608656
I know you have extreme autism AND hate women but your headcanons will never be canon
Anonymous No.535609154
>>535608425
Cazador is full elf so they removed it. They made Ketheric half-elf so he could have a beard. Shrimple.
Cazador looked way better with facial hair its a shame.
Anonymous No.535609214
shadowheart mindbroke thisobhald so hard good thing we can convince him to kill himself in act 2
Anonymous No.535609254 >>535611562
>>535608795
There is something about playing Wyll as most moustache twirlingly gobbo loving evil Tyrant that really speaks to me. The mere idea that someone so utterly lawful good would take a warlocks pact "for the greater good" always rubbed me wrong. Dude is Paladin levels of puppy dog loving good but also a Fiend warlock, its just... bleh.
Anonymous No.535609385 >>535609550
>>535608853
>typo in image
ummmm excuse me?
Anonymous No.535609550
>>535609385
he's not worth proof reading memes about him shaddap
Anonymous No.535609597 >>535610018
>looking for a spell for my final level in Shadow Sorc
Can I rationalise a Shadow Magic Sorcerer taking Daylight? Should I even take Daylight considering it's literally only used for Cazador and Viconia (who I have already killed)? I'm looking for a spell that doesn't require concentration.
Anonymous No.535609864 >>535610157 >>535610208 >>535610223 >>535610242 >>535610671
who is objectively the most powerful playable character in bg3?
Anonymous No.535610018 >>535610253
>>535609597
Bro your cleric?
Anonymous No.535610110
>almost wiped to the merchant at the paladins of tyr fight
how many fucking spells and throwables does she have, she climbed onto the roof and was just killing everyone, throwing us off the cliff, straight back to full dead with magic missile spam if you pick someone up. holy fuck
Anonymous No.535610157
>>535609864
Full power gale is elminster level.
Anonymous No.535610208 >>535612452
>>535609864
Gale and I dont think its even close. He was actively nerfed the hardest by getting wormed. we are not counting durge right?
Anonymous No.535610223 >>535611731
>>535609864
That fat shroom in Underdark.
Anonymous No.535610242 >>535610412
>>535609864
Mystra>Bhaal>Vlaakith>Elder Brain>God Gale>Elminster
Anonymous No.535610253
>>535610018
I ditched Shadowheart to use characters I have never tried before, like Halsin and Jaheira.
>Bro your 4th slot?
My husband THE WIZARD who will be ascending me to godhood after he shits on Raphael so hard he's probably crying about it in his House of Hope.
Anonymous No.535610278
>>535608853
your headcanons are NOT FACT
Anonymous No.535610370 >>535610723
Anonymous No.535610412
>>535610242
>Bhaal
>playable
Also got killed by some random bozo.
Anonymous No.535610671
>>535609864
Strictly speaking that's God Gale who gets 3 level 9 spells in the epilogue.
Anonymous No.535610723
>>535610370
Ethel a weeb?
Anonymous No.535610729
>>535610686
>>535610686
>>535610686
Anonymous No.535611541
>>535608656
There are zero untrue statements in this post.
Anonymous No.535611562
>>535609254
yeah. seems kinda full of crap, but I like playing him as a wild magic sorcerer and calling him "wyld wyll." bitches don't know about wyld wyll's wyld ryde
Anonymous No.535611731
>>535610223
what happens if you don't kill him
Anonymous No.535612452
>>535610208
yeah counting durge. counting ascendant astarion, wyll if he returns to his peak, etc.
Anonymous No.535612481
>>535580091
No that's a doppelganger, Orin is a Changeling!
What's the difference, you might ask?
...uhhh here's Alfira (Orin)