Thread 535449645

POCHIE SUNDAY!
troondle filth off the op!

>Recent News
MAJOR TSWOW BUG FIXED
LAST MAJOR STRESS TEST BEFORE LAUNCH TOMORROW
GET IN AND CRANK IT

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>What is Project Epoch?
A World of Warcraft Vanilla+ Private Server featuring TBC talent trees and tasteful custom content.
>1500+ New quests
>2000+ New creatures
>2000+ New items
>And more!

For more info read their website
>https://www.project-epoch.net/
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>Gurubashi
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Previous Thread:
>>535426840

pochers we won

>5,000 players barely
>retards ITT were yapping and predicting 60,000
lol lmao kwab kek you freaks

>>535449645 (OP)
THIS is what you were excited for? kek

YIPPIE

POOOCHIE HYYYPPEE!

harry potter fan devs

>>535449751
now post turtle's current playercount

>>535449751
>has more online for a stress test than turtle has online in their real realm
>uhhh this is bad akshully
you guys are in full blown panic mode lmao

POCHIE WEEKEND
>POCHIE WEEKEND
POCHIE WEEKEND
>POCHIE WEEKEND

I STILL BELIEVE IN POCHIE MONDAY

these guys are stuck running in place lol

DEAD

I'm playing a human female protection paladin on Gurubashi with explorer contract and I'm doing every quest and tanking every dungeon.

s-Sisters?!

TURTLEFAG STATUS?

krash

>>535449892
>5k is more than 11k

WE'RE SO BA- NO WHAT ITS OVER

>>535449763
>Epoch
Written by an educated White man with a strong vocabulary
>Turtle
Written by a brown ESL who doesn't know basic grammar or sentence structure

I don't see the problem with Epochs writing desu.

>>535449763
>the only custom content is in starter zones
>the custom content doesn't enhance the game in any way, or actively breaks it (like the wagons)
>the additional quest text looks like it was written by retards
such a baste server, upvoat for you sirs!

>>535450007
my cock cant wait

>>535450059
screenshot?

>>535450105
good night :)

>>535450059
for negative values on k

H-haha! ONE CRASH WITH 7000 PLAYERS ONLINE CONGESTING THE SAME ZONES THIS MEANS TURTLE WON

Yeah I'm thinking we won

>krash
Nah, 100% dutch putting an end to the test, there was no lag even at 5.6k

THE VIBES ARE PREGNANT

It's fucking over

>>535449851
>rogue teacher
>clearly a mage
epoch devs confirmed retarded
turtle won

get in get in get in get in get in get in get in

so epoch is out now? or this is just ANOTHER stress test

DUTCH IS TYPING

>>535450074
is the strong vocabulary in the room with us? because this text looks like it was written by an uneducated moron

>>535450074
Are russians brown?

DUTCH IS HUMILIATING TURDLE HARD BY SIMPLY FLEXING!

>just made a crash macro
well well well

>>535449763
>As well,
what the fuck lmao

Okay gamers.

We got to 6.5-7k without lag. Performance is no longer a concern. Now it is time to focus in on crashes
Sanitization is being re-enabled. THIS WILL MAKE THE REALM LAGGY AND MAKE IT CRASH MORE. That's the intention, it will help us find everything that could cause a crash on launch,
Play around and do various different things in game so we can find these issues.

>We got to 6.5-7k without lag. Performance is no longer a concern. Now it is time to focus in on crashes
>Sanitization is being re-enabled. THIS WILL MAKE THE REALM LAGGY AND MAKE IT CRASH MORE. That's the intention, it will help us find everything that could cause a crash on launch,
>Play around and do various different things in game so we can find these issues.

>7200 online
HOLY FUCK

>>535450187
>implying they can get more people to show up

>>535450283
muskovites yes. Rus no.

Now it's time to turn on asan and crash the server while hunting for bugs. Please remember this will tank the performance a ton.

>Trying to make the server laggy on purpose and it's still somewhat playable
lmao

>>535450174
This is GPT. The other is clearly not.

>>535450059
Nigga if you haven't realized that Turtle is inflating their pop by now you might literally be braindead. Dungeons between level 20-50 are completely dead, which is a telltale sign of a low pop server.

LAUNCH SOON

LAST TEST CONFIRMED
LAUNCH SOON

>Good enough to launch
Oh no no no no turdlesis...

>>535449763
Kesbros….

>>535450372
>several more days

>>535450457
the crashes i 100% trust them to resolve
the bugs... few months for the major ones

POCHIE SUNDAY LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOO

>>535450397
>>535450372
HE DID IT!

LETS PLAY TURTLE
>4 HOUR BG QUEUES
>CLOSE TO IMPOSSIBLE TO EVEN RUN DEADMINES
>NO WORLD BUFFS ON WEEKENDS

LMAOOOOOOOOO

>>535450446
Can you not read nigga, sanitation will be turned on for the next boot up. It was definitely not on right now.

Why can't I unlock my character and target frame?
I'm positive all I had to do was rightc lick and unlock but I don't have the option now

>>535450283
You think Shenna is making the custom content herself lol? Obviously she's hiring browns.

>xhe tests this reddit fedora slop... for FREE
LMAO @ u

>Last test confirmed performance is good enough to launch, so priority is set on stability and bugs now.

ITS HAPPENING

>>535449751
>60,000 on one server
are you retarded

>>535450449
>dungeons between level 20-50 are completely dead
works on my machine

should i make a male gnome or a female gnome?

>>535450619
>herself

>>535450603
its on now, it was not on before they turned servers back off

>>535450589
could not get a single RFC group going
tried the dungeon finder and it put me with a bunch of Alli who couldn't even get there

>>535450619
She b ought Duskhaven, kiled after it and is stealing the content into 1.18, and in a even worse state

>>535450645
more fun than playing on turtle that's for sure

>>535449763
oh no no no no no

>>535450710
are you a giver or a receiver

>>535450610
use the move anything addon

we're getting our sunday 'poch...
i can feel it bros...

>>535450603
Doom harder nigga it's on right now

>>535450710
Do you want to rp as an onahole or a creep/mad genius?

>>535450619
Russoids and Indians, truly a supreme combo.

>GOOD ENOUGH TO LAUNCH
They're actually getting it out before Turtle lmao

>epoch Launches
>Ambershire launches the next day
>Literally noone wants to play ambershire and they close the server in a couple weeks.

>>535450710
male
bald
that retarded grin face

>>535450729
same thing happened to me.
how can that server have 10k?

>>535450745
bro what the fuck i wrote better fanfiction in 8th grade than this

>>535449763
>>535450745
Other than a shockingly poor use of commas and a few grammatical hiccups it's fine. Better than Boris Ivansky's attempts at least.

EPOCH TONIGHT

EPOCH TONIGHT

EPOCH TONIGHT

>a queue to get into a stress test
wtf

>>535450921
bots to make retarded paypigs spend

the pipes look bad and unnecessary

Where's the explorer's contract guy in Goldshire?

>>535450847
I mean they said they'll 100% merge Ambershire to their main realm as soon as pop drops so that fresh is doa anyway.

>>535450936
what is this MTL shit

>gnome racial Escape Artists is instant and cant be used if there's nothing to dispel
it's busted

>>535450847
Dude, Bronzebeard is 5k right now with a ton of retards at low levels, and shenna sent her shills to derail the newcomers chat.
They are desperate watching Dutch putting SoD but better and Epoch up her both holes like a legalporno scene.

>>535450921
either it's botted bs or everyone is capped since the server is so damn old
Nord is a ghost town at low levels which is a shame since I actually liked what I saw of some custom quests and zones

>>535450936
picrel is atrocious lmao

>>535450992
I actually love them lol. They scream "Goblin" and their wonky structure is A1 Vanilla design.

>>535451030
ask a guard

They have 7k on a stress test.
A stress. test.
it's over, shenna sisters. it's over.

>>535450992
holy fuck this megaton levels of bad design

Is the new Turtle Tactic making fun of really basic guard dialogue (not actual quest dialogue mind you but incidental dialogue if you happen to right click a guard)

6.5k is good enough apparently, 4 servers at launch confirmed

>>535451073
that's arnold your older brother

>>535451030
near the entrance, on the right, goblin standing on the wagon

>>535450936
comrade karl it has been forever since we've seen

>30 min queue to get in

lmao what

>they really are going to launch it on the same day as Ambershire
Shenna must be SEETHING holy shit

what....

>>535451181
well yeah it's a goblin town, they build shitholes
were you expecting Parisian boulevards?

>>535451075
macro it to every ability gg

>>535450847
It's been 3 weeks and it's still not ready lmao

>>535451073
It's MTL'd from Russian with basically zero cleanup afaik

>>535450992
lmao wtf is that
pochiebros..?!?

>dutch enables gigalag
>log in
alright, that got me pretty good

>>535451184
Yes lol. Turtle fans using quest text to try and bring another server down is hilariously ironic.

>>535451323
hes gonna goon you dry

>>535450992
If they let me parkour on to those pipes I'll forgive them.

>>535451298
Do you think grasping at straws this much actually convinces anyone

epoch sisters?

>>535451298
>actually good name

People who think they will launch tomorrow is delusional. They still have to schedule a name reserve and open new realms. That will take at least a few days.

>cast immolate
>after 3s initial damage plus all dot damage pops up
gaming time

>>535451489
I'm sorry to say turtroon but Dutch wants to see you all seethe so it's happening tomorrow.

>>535451489
No one cares about your tranny name.

>>535451146
that’s literally nothing compared to pre ascension pochie.
pochie is dead.

>>535451489
>name reserve
who cares
>open new realms
takes like 5 minutes

>>535451298
This is embarrassing for you, but please keep posting.

>>535451489
anyone autistic enough to care about their name is going to log in the nano-second it goes live anyway, they better not delay it just for that shit

>>535451489
people have been saying it will launch anyday now for weeks. It's a good study case for how easy it is to lead people on.

>>535450992
looks like some shit goblins would build tbqh famalam

>>535451410
rip tortugabro

>>535451489
>name reserve
lmao

>>535451489
Troondle is getting BTFO faggot. Just learn to cope

>>535450992
nah that is absolutely some shit goblins would build

Have no intention of playing Epoch, but I really hope it launches tonight just before Ambershire because turtletrannies are the most disingenuous pieces of shit.

>barely even lagging anymore with 5k on
yeah we won

just do Name Res after this test, everyone that cares is already here anyway

>>535451618
Kaypoch peaked at ~4k and was literally unplayable

>>535451794
just give people the names they have on the stress test, reward people who helped

>>535451489
Can't they just regenerate the characters at level 1 with the names reserved? Epoch claimed they could do that before the buyout, if it's true there's no reason Dutch couldn't do it.

>>535451825
yeah with 15k more people waiting in queue

>>535451410
Kek

Druid or paladin main?

>>535451771
there is no way they are launching tonight
there is more data to be collected for kaytote's bed time story

We're going home tomorrow

>>535451410
Orc engineering at its finest

>epoch finally launches on tuesday
>it's so successful that it takes whales and paypigs off ascension's other realms
>ascension promised to honor the original dev's "no convenience or p2w" shop
>but...

>new epoch dialog and quests be like
holy fuck i just want a good vanilla+ server not running in a shit vanilla client

>>535451904
depends on the epoch team
a mod already said it was up to them if characters were getting wiped or not
they'd be fucking retarded to keep old characters and not just reset people to level 1 though

>>535451669
2 week is nothing. Some sports fans have been led on by their teams owners for decades.

>>535451964
gurusisters don't look...

kek
holy slop

>>535451964
basedbasedbased so based

>>535451953
pochie needs femgobs

POCHIE SUNDAY
>POCHIE SUNDAY
POCHIE SUNDAY
>POCHIE SUNDAY

>>535452003
>reading quest texts
lol
lmao?

>>535451798
Yep, that's Innkeeper dialogue alright.

>>535452003
No quest dialogue has been actually posted yet, it's all incidental NPC dialogue.

UMMM GUYS?

did anyone get to test pets yet?

>>535452040
why is it slop? Are you just Shenna being mad people can enjoy a malware-free client or what

>Dutch is literally actively trying to lag crash the server by enabling sanitization and it's still stable and even barely playable
Turtle trannies are fucking desperate now lmao

>performance no longer an issue
>can launch whenever they want
we are so back to the point we have already been at 2 times

>>535451798
There is LITERALLY nothing wrong with this photo lmfao. Get some help dude.

>>535452173
kek mad troon

>mobs path into walls and los doesn’t work
Home….

>>535451489
they already said stress test IS the name reserve

SHENNA WON WE ARE DOWN ITS OVER

>>535452191
You could have leveled the last 3 weeks on Turtle instead of waiting around here

>>535452113
It's down anyways :)

>Server is being exposed as a nothing burger with hardly any content
>Fun server tier shit like character morphing
>hype is pretty much dead
>if blizz announces a new season at gamescom it will unironically kill trannywow and shitpoch

LMFAO

did we do it?

>>535452113
Yeah I thought Gurubashi was test. Why am I in a q for Kezan. Oh, there it goes. DED.

>>535452239
stupid russian fag, go back to troondle

Dutch is a madman he is actually going to try and snipe Ambershire launch.

THEY ARE GOING TO LAUNCH AN HOUR BEFORE AMBERSHIRE LOL

we did it

>>535452246
gurubussy bros?

>>535452113
degenhours your opsec

>>535451798
Yep, I'm thinking poochie won.

Ambershire HYPE!

>>535452298
based as fuck

baron rivendare bros... we won.

>>535452298
holy cope

They're really latching onto literally anything to dog on this, it's pathetic. The dialogue writing looks absolutely fine if you have English as your first language.

I had a gnome army

>>535452040
>ESL sperg doesn't know how to pronounce the surname "Boucher" and thinks it's bad writing
Actually hilarious lmao.

i've started to really appreciate the sound of the chimp screeching in the login screen

>offline
the test was great. looking forward to the release.

>>535452404
bahhahHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

I couldn't get to the deadmines
the zeppelin from org never came

>>535452298
dont you have faggot frog/centaurs quests to turn in?

>>535452404
I PREDICTED THIS

>epoch on track to launch at the same time as ambershire
ONLY THE STRONGEST WILL SURVIVE

>>535452483
Imagine the /ss/

>>535452437
This is the epoch general, try /wpsg/ instead :3
You shouldn't struggle to find it, it'll be on page 10.

>>535452551
TOTAL TRANNY DEATH
TROONDLE DEATH

>>535452379
Out of desperation maybe but the server is still really buggy, pet pathfinding still doesn't work right.

>>535452379
Didn't ambershire launch 40min ago?

I'M IN

>>535452580
imagine the /ll/

did anyone check if the UC goblin still crashes the server

>>535452475
>"if you have English as your first language"
>>535452487
>autist troon pochie defender thinks THAT is the problem with that NPC
kek

>>535452475
>as well, the dialogue writing, looks absolutely, fine. perchance

TURTLES SHITTING ALL OVER THE PLACE

>>535452040
>Le epic celebrity reference
Why do retards think this is funny or clever?

did they ever update the pfepoch quest addon for the new starter soon? Such a pain having to read.

>>535452551
Yea but we all know Epog will be..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5vRlJrkxsqo

crankbros?

>>535452551
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b7KcWW50GDU

oh no no no bros Juan is getting upset he's getting pinged for Epoch

>>535452649
no it's tomorrow

>>535452649
tomorrow
the patch dropped yesterday though so no clue why turtleshills are here instead of playing their ebin content

did our stress test beat Turdle WoW's entire population?

IT'S UP IKUZOOOO

>>535452646
based

>>535452608
>bans man pregnant emoji

BASED RED PILLED EPOCH DEVS

>>535452743
BASED

>>535452483
Don't stop dancing you little slut

>>535449763
Was this AI generated quest text?

>>535452689
>if you have English as your first language
There is nothing grammatically incorrect with that?

>>535452850
WITH NO SURIVERS

>>535452040
>Waterboy reference
Should have been in the game from the get-go given the time period and Blizzards love for pop culture references, desu.

>undead racial letd you transform into any undead npc
looking forward to fucking with people in the plaguelands on guru

Pochie Sunday confirmed?

>>535452935
4U

POCHIE MONDAY

anyone wanna play some hoop?

>>535452704
they are literally neckbeard redd*tors. also, whoever is writing the NPC dialogue has a really big problem discerning when to use a comma or a period.

>>535452724
Noble Shenna, surely you understand that once the pochieposters attacked.....

>112ms
WHAT SORCERY IS THIS

Loktar Ogar xisters
FOR THE HORDE

>>535453156
what can you change?

so hhow does a dead gnome res

>he doubted
APOLOGIZE

>is that a hecking referenceino in my Warcraftino?!?!?!
lmao okay retards

anyone delt with recurring neck / shoulder blade muscle knots? I keep maddening them but they won't go away

Fuck, warriors is harder than I remember
I'm struggling even at lvl6

>>535453156
>>535453201

>>535453038
>Epoch brought back Alpha Ball
Holy BASED.

Hordesissies.....

im just not gonna stresstest
for me- fresh launch only

i hope epoch added more +healing plate gear because i really do not want to raid as a pretty princess for several weeks

>>535453181
that's 100% a belf player and they don't count as horde. Metzen's shitty TBC slop ruined the entire race by not making them alliance

>>535453389
thanks

Quest dialogue seems fine to me.

>>535453242
the entrance is near the cave that leads to dun morogh from the dwarf starting zone

>>535453352
Eflop is easy compared to BBC+

>>535453465
you will don the dress and like it healsissy

>>535453465
Paladin is really cool if you're into sissification

please do the mournful

>>535453465
You can just not do this. There's plenty of leather, mail and plate items that are the slighest, tiniest bit worse or even equal in some ways but allow you to retain your manhood and dignity even in the default vanilla game.

>>535453334
get a better chair
go to a showroom and demo actual ergo chairs
its worth the investment

>>535453424
baste and same.
imagine beta testing FOR FREE

>>535453421
Humans really are just whores regardless of their gender

Troll starting zone is surprisingly not that bad. The cave at the end is probably too big for a starting zone though

>>535453465
nigga please

>>535453517
ty

>>535453631
im moving to another state so that might actually be a solution. My current chair is too deep and too low, so I had to tie a bunch of towels around armrests and the back to make it work

>>535453664
Sorry Paco but Latinx are not welcome on Epoch

>>535453516
No response huh?

>>535453805
buy a used herman miller for like 500 bucks and never have chair issues again

should i make a male troll or a female troll.

How'd Dutch do it?

>>535453664
I'm going to fuck so many faction traitor humies on Kezan...

jfc

>>535453739
>toggleable
thank god

>>535453386
I wonder if the twowbabs are screeching about it coming out on Sunday and not today

Anyone have pictures of the new Goldshire? Specifically the inn?

>>535453905
I really, really hate fem troll animations. The waddle walk they do is enough to make me never ever play them.
Would sooner suggest fem orc if you be a chick.

>>535453902
>buying a used chair that some fatass sharted on
Nah I'm good bro

>>535453927
my god

>>535453927
>for

COME ON POCHIE

>>535454101
servers are up go and make a run for it

I want to thank all the turtle players for stress testing our server

whats the best fem races in terms of animations?

>>535453516
It's fine, but stuff like:

"...Irradiated oozes have infected some of the survivors with a strange affliction that addles their mind and makes them rabid!" is just too verbose.

It's easy to simply say that it lacks "sovl"; but I think we can both agree it's missing some flavor.

>>535453927
>literal humiliation ritual quests
we eatin good pochie sisters.
cant wait for the quest where all alliance have to lick orc feet and take a knee mourning the stormwins police brutality tragedy.

>>535454295
fem undead do a cool flip

>>535453421
faggot

>>535454151
??? what is the issue with this quest?

warlock fear might be bugged, a caster mob just completely ignored it and kept casting while running away

>>535453927
Other than the full stop right before "And finally Trackmaster Zherin holds great sway" and that phrase being a bit grammatically awkward, it's fine overall.

>>535454320
I mean shouldn't Gnomes be the race to be overly verbose?

>>535453998
you know how you people mention turtle every two seconds? imagine the complete opposite of that. that's how turtle is.

>>535454368
it's the blatantly ESL word salad

gnome starting zone is quite nice, thoughbeit i'm not doing the quests, just running around

bros... pochie hype...

>>535454320
if anyone but a gnome said that then yeah
but that's completely on-brand for gnomes dude

LAUNCH IT FUCKING LAUNCH IT

>>535454515
is it?

you can make around 20s per 5 mins as a rogue at lvl 4

its looking like turtle sunday has won...
GG epoch saturday, 6hrs + of non stop restarts.
WHERE DID IT ALL GO WRONG???

>>535454632
Tuesday launch is being targeted

>>535449763
>>535450745
>>535452040
>>535453927
yep, we need Blizzard to deliver now more than ever. i'm done with fanfic bullshit.

>>535453386
anyday now for sure

>5k people
>On a stress test
>100% lag and crash free
TICK TOCK TURTLE TROONIES

>>535454295
fem undead for caster
fem orc for melee
ally females all look good imo except maybe dorf

how do I get off the stupid cart

>>535454750
nice try shenna

Are wagies going to request days off?

>>535454759
anon have you seen the state of blizzard's writing in the modern day?

I don't think they'll launch tomorrow... maybe. Dutch is insane enough to do it thoughbeit. I would've imagined they'd like to make a trailer or a little more fanfare for relaunch 3. Unless Dutch or Kaytotes already have a relaunch 3 trailer to crank out!

>>535454759
saar we will not redeem the retail
1 bottle of employee tity milk and not from sacred bovine has been deposited into your blizzard wallet

>>535454779
>july 27 launch, tick tock turtle

>>535454826
I cant get PTO for another 2 weeks, will I still make it?

>>535454826
Do Bongs have to do the age verification bs on Project Epoch?

>>535454779
>5k on one server
>on weekend peak hours
>with tons of gamebreaking bugs
tick tock indeed

>>535454827
yes, but the writers for retail and classic are not the same team. SoD writers were smart enough to not be obtrusive with gay references or agenda, now that we're hypervigilant to it. in fact, Blizzard has moved far away from pop culture references.

>invisible walls in the frost troll cave in the gnome starting zone
immersion ruined. i can't explore.

>>535454826
i'm just calling out sick

>>535454990
no of course we dont
you dont even need to do it for this site either
also the boats dont work so maybe they should fix that before launch

I think I'll just walk my little gnome priest to the new starter zone from Coldridge Valley... I don't feel like remaking her.

>>535454908
Nah it's a week away at min
Lots of bug squashing and finding shit that crashes the server

>>535454908
The only thing Kaytotes should crank is the mop. He might just make the trailer crash the server or some shit.

gnome starter zone is giga sovl

>>535454368
It's trying to say too many things at once. Ironically making the quest text longer and giving each character some extra fluff would make this read better.
Right now they're all crammed together.

do not get on a cart. you cannot get off the cart.

i feel nothing playing epoch anymore bros...i think it's over for me

Why are they so obtuse when it comes to announcing whether they wipe or import the characters DB?

>>535454993
based ascension chads

>>535455278
because its not up to them its up to epoch devs

god holy fuck when i saw the ram carriage i literally leapt out of my seat, threw open my window, and shouted "KINO" into the street.

Which setting do you turn down to get normal water again?

>>535455004
>tons of gamebreaking bugs
I haven't encountered any. What are you seeing in game? You are playing the game in order to have that opinion, right?

>>535454990
is this real?

I DON'T CARE ABOUT MY NAMES
I NEED EPOCH AS SOON AS POSSIBLE

>>535455278
Cause they want a wipe but know it will piss off a lot of people who got to level 10+ with 150 in profs.
Importing the database and clogging the starter zones is a pain in the ass.

>/who
>9700 online
BUTTERY SMOOTH

>>535455550
they're retarded if they keep chars from the bug riddled dupe enabled poch server

>we pruned them!
yeah, sure you did.

>5.2k online
>130ms
Yeah, this is comfy

god i hope they just say fuck it and launch
i dont want to wait anymore pochiebros

New #epoch-bugs channel on the Ascension-cord has some pretty amusing stuff

>>535455386
I'm not near water to check, but most likely 'environment detail'

try to defend this one epoopies

>>535455359
Kinda wish they'd use a cart that wasn't from MoP.
I wonder if they could jury rig a working cart from OG or TBC assets.

I would take 1000 slightly ESL quests written by someone at least attempting to write in English over a slapdash MTL job.

>>535455810
I teared up

>>535455810
try to defend that font troondle

They're scared.

>>535455810
i can't
whoever wrote this must be an ogre irl

>>535455932
>slapdash MTL job
Source?

...

>>535455932
i choose the one where the writers are professionals.

>>535455810
Me trying am best :(

>>535456131
chris metzen

>>535455810
"the" needs to be taken out to match but otherwise its fine

PLEASE DO A WEEKEND LAUNCH....KUSOOOOOOO

Well I'm going to go to bed. Have fun bug testing and I'll wake up for relaunch in about 12 hours.

>>535456193
>chris metzen
Chris Metzen

Good job Dutch. Now don't forget to transfer my lvl 13.

is epoch the kuze of private servers

Can't believe turtle sisters are this afraid of Epoch that they're trying to pick apart fluff dialogue from guard NPCs across the world.
I ain't even gonna play this shit I'm gonna enjoy my retailslop CoA but it's hilarious how much they are panicking about an actual content to their server but on a client that doesn't run like shit.
Really hope they somehow manage to launch it before Ambershire.

>Ascension and Epoch accounts have the same username but different email addresses

Are my saved character names fucked, anons?

Migrate to new thread. Now.

>>535318585
>>535318585
>>535318585

>>535318585
>>535318585
>>535318585

>>535318585
>>535318585
>>535318585

Just woke up are we still testing?

>>535456628
kill yourself

>>535456667
now its just bug fixing and launch

>soul shards stack to 3
i cummed

>>535456628
>New thread
Fuck off

>>535456667
Server is stable even when they were actively trying to crash it, so now it's just fixing gamebreaking bugs like apparently zeppelins don't work

>>535456628
The gurucord's not gonna like this post...

O/U on launch tomorrow? Game felt smooth as fuck and I didn't see any bugs so far.

Uhhh is there a point to playing melee here

>>535456604
Just log in with epoch email?

>>535453465
in turtle there's a talent for that, your armor adds to your healing stats

i am completely disgusted with the writing quality of epoch and turtle. i thought epoch was a british server.

>>535456710
>>535456815
POCHIE SUNDAY

>>535456879
Fun.

>>535456848
SAAR THERE ARE 5 MILLION GAME BREAKING BUGS SAAR DO NOT REDEEM THE LAUNCH BLOODY BASTERD PLS COME TURTLEWOW

>>535456879
Source on this data? How was it even gathered with no raid teams? This isn't even Epoch data, is it.

>>535456628
This one.

>>535457072
It's TBC numbers

>>535456892
Doesn't work

>>535456879
>Frost Mage on the literal bottom, below every hybrid class including long time failures like Balance, Enhancement and Retribution
How the hell did they manage that

>>535456879
druid bros...

>>535456879
>>535457138

>>535456879
Enha got gigabuffed compared to TBC.

This is going to be a bitch without dynamic spawns.
I hope they're working on it just like the boats and shit not working

>>535457431
Why do they do it?

>>535449763
kek wtf

>>535457431
these are the no wipe voters

>>535457316
pvp spec

>>535457498
Spawns are literally instant. Just find one and stand at it.

>>535454826
Kaytotes actually took all my pto i could spare.

>>535457528
some people are simply born aspirational. i was world 2nd lvl 15 on pochie launch and i do not regret the time spent one bit

>>535457459
What did they change that would affect its dps? All I know is that felguard apparently pumped high numbers in the beta

am i retarded where are the pet action bar bindings

>>535456879
Is fire any fun with TBC talents in consideration?
I don't really mind playing arcane but fire always looked so cool.

>>535457431
>sweating this hard during a stress test
You love to see it. The hype is unreal.

>>535457431
>less than 6 hours of uptime

and Kaytotes was making people wait 24 hours to decide lmao - they really had no hope of ever getting the server running alone

>>535457734
Special Action Button

So when are we closing down this temporary test server and bringing up servers that matter?

my god... its kino..

>>535455102
ofcom is planning to block this site.
>>535454990
No epoch has no porn, but if you can convince them it's a platform for hatespeech yes.

>>535450449
>m-muh bots!
Cope

>>535457431
Nuke these niggas Dutch-sama.

>>535457664
Almost doubled WF proc chance and added casting between swings.

the booty bay to ratchet boat doesn't exist

I got assassinated...

What did he mean by this?

>>535457979
AND THEY SAY OGRE BOYS CAN'T JUMP

>>535457431
These people should be range banned.

ACK

>>535457827
>this desperate

>>535457979
>flying ogre mages
they weren't kidding about the difficulty increase

Human bm hunter or dworf enh shaman. I can't decide

>>535457812
Servers are ready for launch, give it a couple days

>>535457979
Ogre Agility...!

>>535457827
>AI generated video description
LOL OK
>It's not just X EMDASH It's Y!

>they're happy with 6.5k online
yeah, it's over.

another comfy single player server

holy shit.. spell queue works... it feels so fucking smooth

>>535451107
You say this like a fresh turtle server isn't releasing in 24 hours.

Will kill epoop btw

turties in shambles

this feels so much better than turtle its not even funny.

>>535458176
The absolute state of paid shills.

>>535457858
>Almost doubled WF proc chance
Isn't that mostly for 2H shamans since the ICD is still 2 seconds?

>>535457827
It's not cope. More people watch TWoW content than actively play the realm. I literally have 2 accounts worth of characters there from the past ~6 years. The server literally feels dead compared to what it used to. It really just doesn't feel good to play there anymore. Hopefully Ambershire fixes a lot of the issues it has, but I'm still gonna be playing Epoch for now.

Hold on... The new gnome starting zones if fucking sick.

>log out
>install elvui
>server offline

>northshire
>a few people
>deathknell
>100000 paladins
wew

>>535456628
this dickweed is still here

>>535458098
>no deadzone bullshit
>like to be overtuned as fuck like it was in TBC
hunter seems like a really safe bet desu

>>535458098
Roll shaman and purge to death the underage wiggers and niggers who rolled undead paladin.

>>535458356
>install elvui
gayest post itt

>>535458356
You killed it

Holy FUCK i love human females

has it launched?
can i gert a class census?

>>535458176
>>535457827
>This isn’t just Classic with tweaks — it’s a vision of what WoW could have been if Blizzard had taken a different path in 2006.
this is 100% chatgpt generated

The gnome and troll starting zones are better made than anything turtle has made in the last 7 years. It's actually insane.

You can literally taste the desperation dripping from these freaks posts.

TURTLE TEAM
SHENNA WANTS US ALL IN THE WAR ROOM RIGHT NOW
REGROUP

>>535458576
99.99991% palacucks

when it's discovered that there's barely any custom content on Epoch, and the custom content that does exist is subpar, everyone will flock to Ambershire.

>>535458547
E X T R A
T
H
I
C
C

taking the walk of shame.

>>535458695
Im a turtlemain but I am jealous of Epoch's WC/DM. That being said they have like nothing else. Glittermurk isnt really good. Told Barad visually is nice but I hate the layout.

>>535458695
>entire thread and /world is full of people complimenting the custom content
>uhhh it's actually bad, you guys just haven't realized it yet
you guys are backpedaling.

>>535458547
h-how do I get this mod

Warrior, mage or rouge.
What do I pick /epog/? Gonna play on kezan.

>>535458341
stonewatch keep always has like 3-4 parties waiting for the tag but okay, there is too many people on nord desu

>>535458695
ok shenna.

>>535458695
People arent playing on Epoch for the custom content. We just wanted vanilla fresh with TBC classes.

>>535458878
there are way less rogues on the pve realm so less loot competition if that matters to you

>>535458695
Cool

>>535458839
the only thing i see in this thread is people laughing at the ESL writing. even more than Turtle's Karl shit.

2 wolves in stormwind.

WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO NOW DUTCH!?

what profession should i take? im thinking mining and engi. Im a hunter.

uh oh lunatic troonatic melty incoming

>>535458861
https://pastebin.com/4Awe3bxX

>there are people who would poopsock to lvl 60 on a test realm if you let them
Jesus why?

>>535458885
>level 20 content
Like I said, populated at low levels, practically empty at mid levels.
This has been a problem for at least a year now.

>>535458817
Tol barad reuses cata assets which im not a fan of.

>>535459103
thanks

>>535459058
inside of you there are 2 wolves

>>535459091
other professions all got buffed and grant different passives so it depends on what your goals are
epoch devs also have a clear bias against engi

>>535459165
some people play vanilla private servers 24/7 for 15 years

>>535458989
It's literally one anon posting a bunch of texts that nobody cares about lol.
Turtles custom quest text isn't good either and has been made fun of for years now, so who gives a fuck.

>>535451075
nah they increased the CD on it by 45 secs. Id rather have it on a .5 sec cast still with a 1 min cd. it never was usable if nothing was dispelable btw

>>535458683
so it's basically turdle

>>535458951
>we

>>535459270
you are a white woman

>>535459179
you didn't say goalpost mover

>>535459165
Why not? The content is the same on test as on release.

Is blacksmithing worth it for an enh shaman or am I destined to be a leather skinning fag

>>535458356
changes to elvui seem to persist through server going down, which is nice

>>535459304
>epoch devs also have a clear bias against engi
because its too fucking op

>>535459435
It's because of undead pallies being the gigahyped fotm.
Ret is in it's TBC state and once people realize it's kind of shit and they will be expected to tank or heal they are all going to reroll or leave.

>>535459304
>engineer
its already too good, it didnt need a buff

>>535459418
but it's fine when turtroon uses cata deathwing?

>>535459304
Yeah the bias is so strong they... didn't touch it at all and gave it some new recipes

>>535459501
Why don't you just go back to the Turtle thread?
Oh yeah, it's dead.

>>535458695
but the custom content in ambershire is also subpar...

>>535458878
the one who can tank, obviously

>bugs im reporting getting fixed with each update
so this is the power of competent developers

Yeah they can Launch Epoch now no need to wait anymore

Now that this server might actually come out I have no fucking clue what to play, Tauren Priest or Troll Warrior?

>>535459613
>and once people realize it's kind of shit
It's good in pve and can work in pvp if somebody else takes care of MS.
It has dispel, blessing of protection, blessing of sacrifice so they can't be CCd and great burst

IS poochie sundy happening? i havent been paying attention today

>>535459670
>>535459742
i don't like turtle either. but i will say that their Gilneas is very well-done and feels like Blizz made it.

>>535459523
only if weapon smithing spec is good, if there even is one idk.

>>535459613
>Ret is in it's TBC state
Every class has been reworked. Epoch just used TBC as a baseline. Similar to how Turtle used Vanilla as a baseline for their class changes. It's impossible to say how any of the specs will perform at end game until we get there.

>>535459814
Human Holy Paladin AND (not or) Undead Warrior

>>535459868
It definitely could, servers seem to be holding together well enough. No official word yet on launch.

>>535459868
poochie saturday night is happening

>can't get rid of the debuff
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Did they fix the missing boats in one of these restarts?

>>535460032
>wordy bullshit
why the fuck can't they just have the NPCs say "Greetings, adventurer?"

>>535460032
>>535460032
report it as a bug in the discord channel

>>535460157
because then you would complain its stock mangos.

retarded questions, bear with me

1. is this the stress test or are we actually playing?
2. I used my ascension credentials to log in, because my Epoch log|pass didnt work, and I got an empty list of characters why?
3. why is there only Kezan, where is Gurubashi?

>>535460157
>2 sentences

>>535460194
not in the trooncord

>>535459790
It's better to do it tomorrow and make the announcement today, that way players are actually have time to hear about launch and get ready for it.
Surprise launches are hugely overrated and lame.

>>535459868
stress test was beyond successful, they could launch right now if they wanted to

>>535460221
stock is better than ESL / uneducated slop, so no, i wouldn't.

>>535460157
learn to read

>>535458817
the new 1.18 dungeons are pretty damn good. im surprised they reused TBC Karazhan while making a massive unique WMO for level 30 dungeons.

>>535460230
it's just stress test

I want to impregnate this attention seeking resting bitchface whore

>>535460230
stress
because stress, no confirmation on wipe or not of old characters before the move
stress

>>535460157
Retard

>>535460325
>Surprise launches are hugely overrated and lame.
theres like 40k waiting to log in right now

Why are the doors so fucking big???????!!!!!!!!!!

>>535460387
that's a catfish obviously

>>535458605
thanks sherlock, as if the — wasn't obvious enough

>>535460465
now show the goldshire inn

>>535456879
This balance fucking sucks, kaytotes is a retard.

>>535460152
they fixed the zeppelins i assume they fixed boats

>>535460316
Then report it in world chat

>>535460465
it's very much in the warcraft style

>>535460032
>use wrath and cata models
>but use old high elf models

why

>>535460462
No there isn't. People are getting bored of the stress test and are waiting for launch.

What class should i roll?

>>535460630
Nobody wants TBC Blood Elf models

>>535460329
if you want a super buggy launch sure

>>535460465
This one is fine. It's a chapel lol. Goldshire Inn is literally the only one that looks odd.

>>535460501
don’t think so. she has linked her workspace lol

POCHIE WEEKEND
>POCHIE WEEKEND
POCHIE WEEKEND
>POCHIE WEEKEND

>>535460032
Is that the old blood elf model? FUCKING KINO

WHY DOOR SO BIG!?!?

>>535460465
It's a cathedral / priory. They have huge doors IRL too. If you want to compare the doors on the Goldshire houses compare them with the regular human houses found in-game.

>>535460361
>>535460391
thanks bros <3

>>535460953
why do the Forsaken have the sovl inn and Humans don't?

>>535460953
this is why

>>535460630
Shenna and helves live in epoop heads tent free.

>>535460887
*high elf

Big Doors are iconic Warcraft design. If you hate Big Doors you hate Warcraft.

>>535461032
Because h*man's don't have sovls

server announced shutdown.. yeah I'm thinking it's launch time

>>535460157
I quit turtle because nobody in helf zone said anything except "Greetings, adventurer".

how do i start war mode?

>>535461065
those graphics look great

>>535460465
DO NOT LOOK TURTLE TROON!!

it's so smooth. it actually runs like a game from 20 years ago should run. amazing. why did turtle choose 1.12? are they retarded?

>>535460630
The moment they see a tbc BE all the tranies are going to lose their shit demanding the mas playeable races.
Better keep them hidden

>>535461065
Didnt they stop updating the HD mod?

>report a bug
>get a whisper
>fixed immediately live

Oh... that was easy

>>535460465
im a big guy

How is the Troll starter zone? Gnome one was pretty fucking good.

>>535461282
hi Vestige

IT'S UP IT'S DOWN IT'S SIDEWAYS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>535461282
no thanks to Epoch staff.

>>535461282
@VESTIGE CHECK YOUR WHISPERS

>>535460465
uhh assepochsissies our response???

>>535461256
yes
>>535461282
turtle would ban you for suggesting their server is not perfect

It's so over
That's it, I'm going back to Turtle! AMBERSHIRE HYYYP!!!

Which of my 3.3.5 addons can I just copy over?

>>535461282
I've only found one bug, but it's so minor I'm not even reporting it yet

>>535461343
Good but just not as good.

SHENNA GOING ALL OUT ON THE DDOS ATTACKS
DROPPING THE PAYLOAD.

>>535461417
>>>/vm/1888226

This is your thread

>>535461256
1.12 runs smooth with vanillafixes

>>535461418
>photo of screen
nigga

>>535461282
ascension devs are gods holy shit

>>535461352
i'm gonna smoke some weed about it

Turtle walked so Epoch could run.

>>535461343
stock island

>>535461536
no, it doesn't.

>>535461256
Well they didn't need to sell to ascension to get the servers to work

No way the original Epoch team would be able bugfix in a timely manner man

>the DDOS is in
right on queue

What about the pfquest addon?
Will pfquest-epoch even work if there's already pfquest-ascension?

>>535449763
I don't seeing anythings wrong with this text aswell..

>>535461626
But it does.

Uh... sovl?

>>535461721
this can't possibly be the latest cope

Did they confirm our characters are getting deleted or not? Id imagine they will

>>535461813
>this faggot again

>>535461923
who

>>535460387
>can see her mouth lines
>Using a filter
>Probably looks way worst than the picture
You stupid faggots always lust after the most average looking women.

>>535461923
>stolen meme from retoilet
yup yup, turtle's better

>>535461986
Still no confirmation one way or the other.

horse world pvp soon

>>535461813

I should have recorded my caster gameplay on turtle client. cast bar was constantly rubber banding, completing cast at 75% and still showing cast bar after. even with nampower and superwow. literally unfixable client

are the chimps ever going to get tired of LOL FUNNY MPREG HAHA ROSS LOL

Lmao turdles seething

>>535462075
You guys are literally stealing the Deathwing from Cataclysm lmfao, I don't want to hear anything from you.

>>535462146
can you swap to anything undead?

>>535462075
Bwomsandi was mentioned all the way back in Wrath though.

>>535462290
yeah. Doesn't drop in combat either

>>535461743
just download pfquest from the launcher

>>535462189
yes

>>535462189
nope, its still funny.
you lost Ross.

>>535462189
No. That's why you never reveal what bothers you, because people will push that button over and over.
If he said he hated the clown emoji, people would be spamming that instead. The only "meaning" behind it is trying to make him mad.

I hope Ascension ends up just completely taking over Epoch and shoving the useless eaters out.

>>535462189
ross is ggegnant kn real life u stupid fuck. its not a joke

>>535462010
I think it's a play on the word bodhisattva

>reported fear being bugged an hour ago
>fixed already

i'm a contrarian so i've decided that ross was based

>>535462215
>they are so mad we had to wait 3 weeks to play

I am not spending my saturday stress testing your server, Dutch.
Launch. it.

>>535462010
Troll loa of death
Probably the only good thing to come out of BfA

>>535462375
>Altered Impregnated Ross
it's fucking over

>elvui doesnt work because it needs "ascension ui"
>the launcher doesnt present you an option to dl the ascension ui
>pfquest-epoch requires pfquest-wotlk
>the one provided by ascension doesnt work
fucking great
we'll have a week of broken addons

>people don't remember the Zalazane's Fall event
SAD!

when updat (((

>>535461735
>right on queue
lmao what the fuck ESL's are fucking hilarious

am I stupid or is the Zeppelin port from thunder bluff just fucking gone?

>>535462613
all my addons worked first try, you probably have a computer virus

>>535462613
what the fuck are you talking about retard
normal wrath addons work on epoch

>MUH ADDONS
niggers.

>>535462613
>elvui
good you deserve it

>>535462417
The epoch team got their bag and ascension has their code. Epoch guys will probably leave the project (forcefully or not) sooner or later. The question is whether dutch decides to monetize it heavily.

>uninstall elvui and install xperl
>default settings are all fucked up
>delete settings folders and they're still fucked
>reinstall the game and it's still fucked up(giant unit frames)

>>535462689
There is no zeppelin port in thunderbluff. That’s something turtle added. But you knew that already didn’t you Shenna?

>>535462796
too saggy

>>535462689
you are stupid

>>535462613
>Project Epoch still uses 3.3.5 addons. At this time, do not use the addons from the ascension launcher they are customized for the ascension client. You can get addons here https://felbite.com/wow-3-3-5-addons/, from 3.3.5 curseforge, or use 3.3.5 addons you already have.


>tfw my favorite combat log addon for wrath is half broken
Eavesdrop my beloved can't paste shit to chat

>>535462738
I dled the addons from the ascension launcher
should I just manually get them from the epoch addons repository instead?

>>535462810
>>535462897
I'm just new, how am I supposed to get to Ogrimar then?

>>535462919
>should I just manually get them from the epoch addons repository instead?
yes... you should.

>>535462796
>using addons
my BlizzardUI just werks

>>535462949
Walk nigga

>>535462613
if only you read the readme in the addons folder
chimp, you're a stupid chimp. using elvui, using pfquest, why do you even play the game? if you just want to follow an arrow or have everything done for you? go back. chimp.

>>535462949
it's orgrimmar, and you walk

>HERES YOUR VERY FUCKING HIGH QUALITY ARTISAN MADE VANILLA PLUS CONTENT BRO

jesus fucking christ

This server needs a log/parsing website so bad. Get Magic back.

>>535462613
You are brown

>>535463034
you fuk me? I fuk you bloody you bastard bitch

>>535461797
ESL. You are brown.

>>535463106
no and anyone who uses parsing websites should be banned

>>535463105
this is blizzlike whats the problem?

>>535463105
wait until you see the asmonbald quest...

>>535463081
>>535463030
walking right now

>>535463105
>nooo not a heckin reference!
See you sunday

>>535461440
Report it regard. We deserve a flawless pochie

Only shiz I need is moveanything, notplater because default are gross, and auctionater. This is hetero level of addon, anything ewlse especially quest guide is super gay

this shit up yet?

>>535463317
you better walk and not run, and don't forget to do it again when we get the relaunch

Are Boats and Zepplins working?

>anon has problems getting launcher to work
>anon has problems getting add-ons to work
You guys are brown man

>>535463106
It needs the exact opposite. Anyone who even talks about parsing should be teleported to a pillory and there should be interactable rotten fruit you can throw at them, the ALT-F4 bind should be disabled and you should be unable to log out of your character until 20 people have thrown things at you. Your gold should be removed. All your items should be ransacked and put on the floor for people to take. You need to go back to SoD you sodomite chimp. Right now. Go back.

>>535463304
kek qrd???

>>535463451
I always play Alliance, I just wanted try horde for the test, pretty fun

>>535463105
kek, so bad