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What makes HSR the worst gacha game of all time?

Every shitposter in this thread. Could. Be. ME!

This is the one

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ONE JOB

Why is Daniel allowed to steal our girls? At this rate Firefly, Dan, Constance, Fugue will be the future sex team with no Caelus is sight.

Chrysalis of Gold, witness the romantic finale with your own eyes, and reweave a flawless destiny.
Gate of Infintiy, open countless paths home, and fulfill the prophecy of tommorow's reunion.
Bough of Rift, plant the Nouspore of Suspicion, which shall ultimately sprout under everyone's wisdom.
Eye of Twilight,behold! The sky is without flaw or seams, and at it's end lies a healing rainbow light.

Return home, Lance of Fury, ascend to the throne surrounded by the people, pledging for peace in this world.
Speak freely, coin of Whimsy, whether in clever jest or sincere words, there is no need to hide anything.
Immerse in embraces, Hand of Shadow, master of the River of Souls...
Your gentleness can warm the sea of flowers across the shores, for every parting is worthy of the anticipation of reunion.

Throne of Worlds, bear not everything alone.
Look, the inextinguishable sun has already risen...

Guys, I think Cerydra might be evil as fuck.

>>535459712
cyrene trust
eagle set trust

>>535470419 (OP)
RISE PHOENIX

>>535470419 (OP)
Wait a second... This isn't Houkai: Collapse Railway general

L-la-la-lava!
Ch-ch-ch-chicken!
Gui's Lava Chicken, yeah, it's tasty as hell
Ooh, Kafkacita, now you're ringing the bell
Crispy and juicy, now you're having a snack
Ooh, super spicy, it's a lava attack!

>>535470548
FVVVVVVVVVAAAARRRKK...

>>535470419 (OP)
Lil Gui!

Who should I choose? My team is just TB, Archer, Tingyun, and March right now

cute thread!

Needylens is a needy woman like Kafka.

You can't impregnate Hysilens, she has no organs.

>>535470663
CAENIS DESERVED IT

>One twitter that only posts porn videos of hoyo girls randomly posted phaidei and jumpscared all his followers
LMAO

>>535470836
She’s literally wife

>an*se scented thread
cringe

>>535470836
Fuck off dyke

Cameraman and shipping general

>>535469703
they can figure something out with that 10 billion dollars they're earning every year

>>535470640
FUARK

We are all running this team in 3.7. I have 1/4

>>535470836
feels like a wuwa writer came up with this character

>>535470663
Cerydra is Lawful Evil you mean
She did nothing wrong btw

>>535471128
>we
i don't roll for flophoreus characters

Can someone knowledgeable about the wider events in other Hoyoverse games translate this to HSR terms
I only know a small handful of the characters' names but nothing beyond that

>genshin summer resort
>zzz summer skins + beach
Impressive. Very nice. Now let's see HSR Summer Event?

>>535470625
Dan and me? were tight like that.
bros before hoes. 4 lyf.

>>535471286
We went to Britain for summer

Dan is definitively getting gutted, there's no way they'll give out the new wheelchair paired with everyone's favorite Sunday for free.

>>535471286
This game is serious. No room for little silly things like a summer event.

It's okay I will fuck Dan instead

>>535470625
HE IS CALLED DICKLESS DAN FOR A REASON

>>535470836
They market her as a dyke but then maker her 4u in game this way completely killing her popularity with everyone
I wouldn't be surprised if cerydra has more art than her

>>535470663
So Cerydra has black slaves then?

Everyday until Mywife comes back
Day (86)

Will edo star be cyberpunk?
Does that mean the ipc will be the main antagonists?

>>535471071
>dyke
debunked as of 3.5

>>535471427
I think he's going to remain free desu
he's not really an upgrade for phainon, he is an upgrade for anaxa and archer but they both lose a lot from sustainless dying in the new mode, and the rest of his wheelchairs are T2 cope

>>535471586
>They market her as a dyke but then maker her 4u in game this way completely killing her popularity with everyone
Not the first time this happened and probably won't be the last

>>535471586
I don't see Cerydra being popular. She's too Lawful Evil for chinks. Plus chinks don't appreciate shortstacks.

>>535471648
You enter your room and see this. Wdyd?

Hotaru Rabu

Did /hsrg/ calm down about Evernight's kit yet? We now know from the showcase that she's as a good as Castorice when played as main DPS, You only need S1 Hyacine

>>535471701
chudnaxa i get but i don’t see the archer angle

Yup
I think yuri won

Things Daniel does
>gives Lightning Lord stacks
>inflicts weaknesses for Anaxa
>Sunday advances his dragon along with the DPS he is tied to
>doubles Boothill’s break ability and damage
>generally good with Phainon

>>535471648
Hysilens 100% had a lesbian phase for Cerydra while waiting centuries for the missing deliverer

>>535471795
Prematurely ejaculate

>>535471496
I mean; they even had Hysilens, Furina and Evil March ready as water themed servants lol

No excuse. Could have slapped on a Summer event and given them bikinis. BOOM

>>535471974
Both will be carrying Caelus' children in their bellies by 3.7.

I lost the 50/50 to Hyacine's LC

>>535471712
But why? Don't they want to sell the characters?

>>535471876
Hotaru will now get impregnated by Dan every night.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=K1F31lyo2BI&pp=0gcJCa0JAYcqIYzv

Ass thread?

>yuri
>sell
*taps the sign*

>>535471939
no she is unironically much worse than rice when played with hyacine, evernight gains literally nothing from being healed and hyacine’s sig can be used on rmc, who boosts her much more with action advance and true damage

to compete with rice, evernight must be played sustainless

https://youtu.be/SVd7teER4uM?si=HvIFqhTN-73LVvbP

https://youtu.be/GPCepXRPXow?si=Ajae7EkMq3NNDbGe

My wife is so cute

>>535470951
Even nailed the voice acting and dialogue lmao streets says op is a Cyrenefag and made the animation in retaliation because of a follower wanting Phairene under a Cyrene post lol

Kot!

>>535472357
>mobile revenue

>>535472347
HOLY NTR BODY
IM PVMPING

I would give mydei the most sloppiest, wettest, creamiest soul taking, slimy, life changing, death dropping, heaven sent, flabbergasting, hypnotizing heavenly, astonishing, leg trembling, hands desperately grabbing the sheets, legs stretching out again and again, toe curling, voice breaking, whimper causing, waist slowly moving up and down, small heavy breath, "I can't take it much longer", breaths getting quicker, twitching throbbing eyes shut lip biting, back arching, edging begging for relief, warm hot rush bubbling up spit upon spit tongue twisting ground tip- talking against mouth, sideways spit from the end and lick from the bottom to the top
then spit from the top and lick to the bottom deepthroating mascara dripping down my face, slower then faster faster then little faster then perfect pace twisting mouth around each side, spiritually enlightening chakra balancing, golden noise from the very edge of his throat for the final release head ever And then I'd let him pound me so hard into the bed and use my body as though it doesn't belong to me anymore.

any TLDR for 3.5's story bros???

>>535470951
Link?

>>535472194
Hoyo is just retarded sometimes, you need to pick one market to cater to and sometimes they try for two only to pander to zero

Is cyrene going to replace stelle because stelle is really powerful and that seems weird

>>535471586
>I wouldn't be surprised if cerydra has more art than her
She did before 3.5 was out

>>535472465
I look just like Mydei

>>535472358
Reca will fix Evernight and Mydei.

>>535472465
Calm down cassie

I came back to the game for Hysilens

>>535472680
NTR body

>>535472465
Phainon… control yourself please

>>535471128
catching the last car on the remembrance train is probably gonna end up like going for superbreak with fugue and then hitting 3.0.
That was me.

>>535472680
She looks like she cucks her SO

Bronya.... SEX!

is evernight going to replace march because going back to retard 7 now that she has her memories back seems weird

>>535472358
no youre supposed to roll M8 and Dan3 both!
RMC can support and Welt will get his new form and summon his edo star as a memo sprite for a nasty Mono astral express tripple dps/buff troop!
if you pulled any amphoreus character they played you for an absolute fool!

>>535470548
It's crazy how Lygod was able to save Slophoreus

>>535472509
https://x.com/Anryms4c41
Seems like he is an Elysiafag lol

>>535472786
Not like catching the first car on elation train is a good idea either

>>535472786
This is guaranteed to happen

>anti-zzz posting halts
>cuckposting resumes
co-incidence?

>>535472906
cosplay aimed at ZZZ players since she gave herself ugly baboon lips

>>535471758
Seems like you need to walk on eggshells to design something that they will actually appreciate. They are like our outrage troons x10

>>535472740
>>535472834
This

>>535472974
>>535473027

>>535470419 (OP)
It's the birthday of kot's VA today say something nice to kot

>>535472358
>Compete
Anon you forget that M7 is currently full on SP positive. Aka +1 per turn.
Maybe consider that the usual way of playing DPS doesn't apply to her?

It's like trying to compare Topaz with Dr. Ratio. It's a beta, so they'll likely tune this, especially in the direction of her team supporting abilities I'd assume. (or they gut the SP positive and make her stronger)

I look exactly like Himeko but I have the personality of Sushang

>>535472849
Hot... would be hotted if she was surrounded by hung black guys.

>>535472473
why

just use casual mode?

>>535473330
Do you also have a big cock?

>>535473286
I'm the only person ITT to have watched Machikado Mazoku, TEPPEN and Slow Start

>>535472927
Such is gacha games when they release new team archetypes and shill the whole version around them but instantly abandons them in the next one.
Luckily sometimes the new teams would revive older units like huohuo. I guess the way to go is to just get good supports and hope that they work with your existing carries.

How many more times am I going to have to watch everyone die again bros

>>535473237
wheres her lava chickens?

Ntr is a god tier fetish

>>535472870
>no you're supposed to roll M8 and Dan3 both!
unless dan is free, then you're not owning both

>>535472974
>>535473237
stop nooticing

>>535471286
we got a shitty collab no one asked for.
no summer event for HSR.

>>535473372
don't use my wife for your kek fetish, you fag

>>535473286
I love her JP voice. She's one of the few whose voice lines I listen to fully

>>535472438
sexy brick girl! i wanna roll for her!

>>535472974
>anti zzz posting stops
>cuck posting resumes again
Holy shit you cracked the case of the Eulatroon

>>535472864
i think evernight is probably going to step back or fade completely

evernight in her sig story seems pretty encouraging and protective of march and leakers already said she is a purely good character, my guess is she wants march to keep living the life she got after she lost her memories

>>535472927
its not but we are all rolling vtuber spakele anyway

Who do I put in my Hysilens team besides Kafka?

>>535473662
>brick
Cerydra stole that from her now

>>535473286
happy birthdayyy

i cant believe that bitch aglaea told hysilens she smells like dried cum

>>535473286
Plus-Sized Kot....

>>535473802
Black Swan, GallaGOAT

God I really want to participate in a Cerydra gangbang...

>>535473662
Kot is strong.

Constance will perfectly synergize with Firefly just in time for her buffs.

>>535473286
>beanstalk
oh no

>>535473286
Is muv luv worth reading is it yuri

>>535473932
>gay
>christian into incest
>dickless
No one is fucking the womanlet which explains her attitude

>>535473716
If she's another x.0 I'm not bothering

>>535473546
https://files.catbox.moe/0n36cf.png

>>535473302
rice team isn’t exactly hurting for sp either so idk what that’s supposed to mean

at the end of the day, sp is just another resource for dealing damage, sp positivity is useless if you can’t convert it to damage. and the best way to maximize evernight is not to use a sustain because they all brick her damage

>>535473997
muv luv is definitely worth reading but you really have to read it in order so you're going to have to sit though some 6/10 moeslop

>>535473959
>They finally get a mention when trying to call on the Destruction
TAG THEM IN COACH

>>535473997
no and no

PLEASE PLAY ANKO'S GAME!!!!

>>535473959
won't be playable
no one cares about jobber gang, chrysos heir are more interesting and cooler

>>535472876
>Stelle player
>phaidei
>girls are mostly fucked by male MC, some gets blacked/moster cock
What mentality is this?

Elysia to troon pipeline LMAO

>>535473286
I always liked Totorotto's voice from fgo

The restaurant event is boring.

>>535474283
>and don't have Kafka
You can fix your mistake

>>535474227
3.8 is a penacony patch so who is going to be released then?

How to not brick your account
>do not pull in the last version of a patch cucle
>do not pull in the first version of a patch cycle
>do not pull anyone with path locks(emanators)

>>535474274
its just the average stelle player

>>535474283
Use Sampo and Guinaifen as cope.

>>535474274
A little bit for everyone

>>535474441
Not without spending my savings

>>535470419 (OP)
i love huohuo so much!!!

KISSING HER CUTE FACE!!

Why do Genshin characters get to hug each other but in HSR after meeting with Cyrene after 4800 years we just awkwardly look at each other standing?

>>535474493
>>do not pull in the last version of a patch cucle
Ruan Mei lasted longer than people thought

>>535474493
didn’t work for fireflop

i think your patternfagging needs work

I just want to cuddle with her and tell her everything is going to be alright

>>535474493
How to not brick your account
>do not pull

>>535473286
Fake kot. Just Topaz with cat ears and tail.

Cyrene says trans rights are human rights!

NTR is only hot when it's my boyfriend fucking or getting fucked by a man behind my back because he no longer finds my vagina sexually appealing

>>535474754
Zaunite...

My favorite video game is Fallout New Vegas
My favorite HSR character is Hyacine

>>535474754
zaunite...

>>535474754
Stelle really says this

>>535474596
Small indie game please understand

>>535474789
>next character with a skin will be Cyrene because she's Elysia
That would be so funny

>>535474789
too bad this isn’t hi3 and we got a censored xianzhou dressslop instead

>>535474808
Trans coded

I LOVE TO WATCH

Worth

>>535474124
... what that means is that she slots into a team where you NEED THAT FUCKING SP you moron. Get away from Rice.
Yes, right now there's literally no remembrance but Hyacine who gobbles SP. Yes, this will EXTREMELY LIKELY mean Cyrene gobbles SP. Releasing a full on SP positive character that wants to be with many Remembrance chars only makes sense if there's actual demand after all.

>>535474754
Theresia...

>>535474990
thank god

no one likes seeing you waste screentime

>>535474990
Hinoki...

>>535474470
a 14th chrysos heir

>>535474990
We know Phainon stop repeating yourself

>>535472347
swan tier ass

I think it's time to acknowledge that "throne tier emanator" leak was absolute bullshit.

Hysilens loves Caelus

If I top up in codashop it says I get 6480 + 1600 shards but in the game it says 6480 + 6480, and they're both the same price.

So what's the point of codashop and other similar sites like LDshop?

Funny how Huohuo and Topaz is the most popular character

>>535475367
Cyrene didn't turn into Elysia yet

>>535475310
Sampo's not a rapist.

>>535475048
what does it matter

even if cyrene slurps sp, it isn’t going to hurt rice teams since they have sp to spare

there is 0 competitive advantage for that sp positivity, this isn’t an archer situation

>>535475472
anon you just haven't used your topup bonus

Reminder that after Dan Heng's growth spurt Manletlus is the shortest "man" of the AE crew.

I picked Stelle so I don’t understand the whole manlet thing being insecure over a virtual avatar

>>535475610
DICKLESS DAN

>>535475610
Your Sunday??

>>535475032
Nice

>>535475163
why is the 14th chrysos heir in the return to penacony patch

I GET IT BWHJKAGSIDHIUB!C(HKJABSDKJ

>>535475746
Not part of the crew
>>535475729
Strong and thick dragon dick against Caelus shooting blanks due to Stellaron radiaton

>>535475472
just use a vpn to japan, why are you buying from third parties

It is weird that I have never find Dan Heng attractive until his Permansor Terrae form

>>535475610
>male wins a couple of cms
>female players have a gigantic nuclear meltdown
looks like females HATE tallkeks

>>535475761
Im kidding anon don't ever spend money on gacha

>>535475820
I don't like anchovies

>>535475820
i don’t get it

Reminder that this president can solo everyone in mihoyo

And she is cute

>>535475820
She's so funny

Which HSR would unironically say "bwo"?

>>535476132
Because she's Caesar xd

>>535476140
Stupid eyebrows

>>535475995
I already bought it

>>535476140
Welt stomps

>>535474667
The best way to engage gacha games is just to do the story content and not the endgame

>>535476247
Phainon

>>535476140
Would vote for the Presi-Queen every time.

>>535476250
… then wouldn’t it be cerydra salad?

>>535475764
because they're the only characters that are allowed to be playable, gweilo

>>535476247
Guinaifen

>>535476247
>Gui finds it on the interwebz and starts using it
>Sussie copies her

>>535476292
No you didnt

>>535476247
>bwo
march, cyrene, sushang, boothill
>bwi
guinaifen, phainon, qingque

>>535476374
the jobta was on the first amphoreus patch

>>535475764
All the Amphoreus cast will go to Penacony on vacation and they'll introduce Grimble, the demigod of Sloth, who was sleeping during the entirety of the Amphoreus plot. There, in the planet of dreams, she will find her true calling.

>>535476486
what about
>scro

>>535471096
no they can't

>ranges from 1.98 to 475.2 for a limited unit
Is there a new law that forces them to spell out how much a unit costs?
Also I want
Hysilen E1 maybe her S1.
Hyacin LC
On the fence about March and Cyrene but most likely Cyrene E0S1 minimum.
Also tempted to get March E0S1 to free up my Tribbie. Do I really need March E1 too??
Meidei is still alive so I think I’m still on 3.2. Can I afford to get the units I want with the jades I have and can still get??

>>535476754
>Is there a new law that forces them to spell out how much a unit costs?
FTC lawsuit

I got E6 Hysilens but there is no content in which to use her

>>535471795
cum in her water

I thought Castorice was supposed to be fat bros????

>>535476723
>scro
huohuo, hook, yunli, anaxa
>gro
sparkle, silverwolf, fu xuan, argenti, cipher
>pwo
robin, firefly, castorice, the herta.

>>535476908
wait until next month. Content is coming

>>535476454
>lenny face was 10 years ago
Shit

>>535477102
boom boom

>>535473553
Sauce? Nothing is showing up on saucenao.

>>535477071
Caelus: trailBVLLZER
Stelle: choppedblazer

Would you?

>>535477321
Not bad imo

>>535477321
Mmmmmm maybe

After Hysilen banners runs out in 16 days. Who is next again??

>Aglaea
bland, so unbelievably forgettable
>Tribbie
Century Gate was just a glorified loading screen
>Mydei
looked capable but jobbed
>Castorice
cool dragon but shit story
>Anaxa
literally killed himself but he's kind of cool
>Hyacine
cute but boring
>Cipher
bratty bitch did nothing the entire time
>Phainon
incredibly bland until the last few moments of the main story now he's fucking dead
>Hysilens
lol
>Cerydra
what a waste of a design

When are we getting actually good characters?

>>535477465
Cerydra

>>535477276
Caeulus isn't going to FUCK YOU

>>535477321
bro is cooked

>>535477482
4.0

>>535477321
Cute face

>>535477465
Chess Wife and Silver Wife

>>535477498
Is Ceydra still tied to Phainon? If so that’s an easy skip and save period for me. Who comes after Ceydra??

>>535477482
zoom zoom

good character = aura and hype moments

>>535477520
That egg is cracked so to speak

>>535477482
Who do you consider a good character in this game

>>535475994
Because all their fanworks depict Dan as a bottom and now his energy is different from growing lol

>>535477482
unc's crashing out

>>535477482
We get it nigga you’re trans

>>535477482
sparkle sp

>>535477626
2 castorice slaves and a free preservation sustain

what the FUCK does "sp" mean for new versions of the same character that already exists

>>535477626
>Is Ceydra still tied to Phainon?
Also tied to Anaxa

>>535477867
Who is the f-free preservation?

>>535477724
Twinkfags fujos are the worst

>>535477482
3.8 and 4.X
amphoreus is a textbook example on how not to write characters

>>535477624
de screwllum

>>535477949
Short for special
I just say alt in general or 5* if it's a 4* gets an alt like Tingyun/Herta/March, Dan 2 got but I just call them Dan2 (IL) and Dan3 (PT)

Sadge. I ordered some plushies, and my Sunday came with no chin...

>>535477953
dan3

>>535477640
>aura and hype moments
amphoreus is literally nothing but this
or did you forget that everyone started praising 3.3 because of the aquilla fight and everyone dying

>>535477626
>Is Ceydra still tied to Phainon?

I still can't believe Hyacine's kit got through betas, such a ridiculously overpowered kit.

Her and Tribbie are just speedrunning the complete death of this game.

>>535478125
special doesnt make sense

i HATE leaktrannies

>>535478173
He looks like an old man

>>535478178
no people started praising 3.3 because of a combination of cipher and aquila being the ONLY hype moment of amphoreus

90% of this planet is just yapping

>>535478186
This, but Castorice

>>535478282
too fucking BIG

>>535477626
>Is Ceydra still tied to Phainon?
Lol. Lmao even.

If I start playing now are there enough free gemmies to get E6 Saber?

>>535478473
I don’t get it. Is that picture saying Sunday is for everyone? Can Ceydra support Saber?

>>535478603
Yneys

seiba will be up for several patches and maybe even longer so probably

>>535478603
Probably not but Saber's banner is not going anywhere

I regret rolling for DoTs...

>>535478603
Let’s just put it this way. You will run out of patience before you run out of jades. You have so much fucking content to do.

And thus, spoke Zandar One Kuwabara

>>535478741
yes
tribbie wheelchair mogs sunday comps in most of those teams btw

>>535475820
LOL

>>535478998
That's not E1 Hysilens isn't it?

>>535478998
Why is the HP not going down. I’m literally about to roll Hysilen RIGHT NOW. Is that your phone or computer dying

>>535479125
E2S1 Black Swan, E1S1 Hysilens, E6S1 Kafka Why?

youre now picturing fishy feet smell

People of Nod Krai

>>535479043
FVVVVAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARK

So what does she long for?

>want Cyrene and eidolons
>but the supposed leaks of her being dedicated castorice support is making me have second thoughts of rolling her eidolons
>also tempted to roll saber and her cone
Im not sure what to do now, guess i'll just continue to wait

>>535479043
freeza lookin ass

>>535479231
It's DU8. Trying to get a good save file for DoTs, it gives more rooms to farm.
Played on a laptop.

>>535479043
>turns into a bogdanoff
>does a jojo pose
>jobs
>>>jobs to herta
funniest villian in hsr, what a retard

>>535479467
Stelle futa cock?

>>535479467
To join the AE

>>535478741
>Is that picture saying Sunday is for everyone?
Pretty much. Sunday giving energy + crit rate + crit damage makes him really good for any crit dps.
>Can Ceydra support Saber?
She can, but Sunday or even Bronya would be better for the AA.

>>535479496
nice one herta, this never happened

>>535479481
Is there a point to going that high in DU??? Are you a masochist. What the fuck are you farming.

>>535479467
nothing
shes the CH representing nihilty
she just picks a person to make her whole personality revolve arround cause shes a empty fuck

>>535479467
Caelus

When is the Hyacine rerun bwos. I need her LC

>>535479685
>wants some to revolve around
>kills her
lol

Is it me or is this patch back to >animation (3)_male model_B.exe and just call it a day like in the first 2 patches. Is Cyrene sucking up so much manpower?

ZZZ players are well adjusted chads who can afford Astro Martins.

Can the average HSR player afford an Astro Martin?

>>535478462
mommy...

What is Katana was the DoT Sustain?

Surely we'll have some after sales and we're not being scammed right

>>535479627
I thought Cyrene was gonna replace Sunday bros. Not be another Castorice wheelchair. Are you telling me my Saber will remain bricked until 4.0 because I refuse to roll Sunday.

>Hysilens at the end of 3.5
Can someone explain to me what happened to her? Did she not follow TB into the new era like Cerydra asked her to? Did she stay behind and enjoy a memory from Cerydra's mind?
I'm confused...
Also why did the prophecy about the Deliverer change? Was it Lygus who told everyone?

>>535479923
>Is Cyrene sucking up so much manpower?
She's Elysia, what do you think?

>>535479923
Cyrene leaning down and winking takes AT LEAST 20 gigs of sheer animation data. Surely.

I want to sit under Silver Wolf's desk and sniff her feet for an entire 16 hour gaming session

>>535479923
small indie company pls understand+ZZZ and the pokemon game

>>535479668
It gives more rooms to build your save file, 23.
Compared to the usual extrapolation, 13.

Do we really believe that HSR would be more successful today right now if ZZZ just never existed?

>>535476954
>rice in 3.7

>>535480272
no because hsr devs are innately lazy

it’s in their blood to cheap out

>>535479994
Japanese Blade will be Fire DOT for wind resistant enemies.

>>535480039
>Also why did the prophecy about the Deliverer change? Was it Lygus who told everyone?
Yeah he wanted to make sure things went his way, but he never thought Cerydra would be ahead of him

>>535480243
But for what purpose. Why do you need such a strong save file??

>>535479467
Dick

>>535480272
>Do we really believe that HSR would be more successful today right now if ZZZ just never existed?
If we measure success with revenue, then yes.
Hoyo games seem to cannibalize each other.
The difference between HSR and ZZZ is that HSR managed to attract and retain non-Genshin players
ZZZ hasn't...

>>535479994
>jap Blade is named Katana
>but chinks mandate he still be chink
>he will not have a Katana

>>535472876
One of every 10 people is an Elysiafag.

>>535480453
I wanna kill mobs on the spot when they try to move.
My fastest clear time is 15 seconds.

>>535480293
Would Seele be for (you) if there wasn't a Bronya around?

>>535480272
>still thinks is because of zzz
genshin quality in animations + events were the same before and after zzz.
meanwhile in hsr, gacha went to shit because honkaidevs are busy with the pokemon slop.

I wonder how would it feel to be Lingsha and have her fertile draconid permansor body and be plowed by Xianzhou cocks

>>535480272
>Collab would have had way more effort
>Everyone would have been happier
Yeah

>>535480584
but you don’t have any revenue figures

all you have are rankings from a single app store that don’t even tell you how much each app is making

>>535480816
luka

>>535479467
Place of belonging and a sense of purpose. Something she lost when Cerydra jobbed, something she once again found when she became TB's blade.

imagine a big raw cock slowly penetrating zaunite while she pleads to stop (she secretly loves it)

>>535480691
Wife

>>535480879
Tiny Xianzhou cocks would never be able to satisfy her.

>>535480862
KEK they are having less content than ever

>>535480272
No, they're very different games and HSR devs have been lazy as fuck for quite a while now, ZZZ has had no impact on HSR's quality

>>535481038
Me as the big raw cock

Why is this general so obsessed with cocks I’ve never seen anything like this in any other general

Hysilens is actually a hideous monster who looks and sounds nice so she can attract men and devour their flesh.

Do not be deceived.

>>535481038
is that a character from honkai star rail? no? then shut the fuck up

>>535480748
X4 gives the most rooms btw, going above that is just higher difficulty

>>535481293
She looks like a nice girl and is a nice girl, she only killed because Cerydra told her to.

Dan gained personality while March lose her. Grim

>>535480816
No, she'd be shipbaited with Luka anyway. Probably one of the only imports with legit zero (you)bait angle

>>535481271
Please spend 1 day in the ff14 general and tell me what do you se

>>535481293
She can devour me anytime she likes.

>>535480879
>fertile
Unc, didn't you pay attention? The Vidyadhara are infertile

>>535481528
let's wait for 3.6 to be sure

>>535480816
seele flopped with waifufags even in captainverse.
bronya is the draw.

>>535481293
>Hysilens is actually a hideous monster who looks and sounds nice so she can attract men and devour their flesh.
Honestly, I deal with that a lot.

>>535480152
Make that 24 hours for me, I want a full raid done while smelling and kissing her feet for a full day!

>>535481676
yeah maybe with that attitude

>>535481293
just like the average woman

How do you refute this without sounding mad?

>>535481054
Whichever planet made BLACKED Swan earn her nickname, that's the one Lingsha needs to visit.

>>535481293
>Hysilens is actually a hideous monster who looks and sounds nice so she can attract women and devour their flesh.

>>535481119
And by the way, not only we started getting less expansions, we also started getting less exploration
The entire volcano region was like this

>>535481528
They didn't go hard enough with Evernight. Looks like a yandere, has slightly flirtatious dialogue but it's not laced with the threat of killing you or your other waifus. Shame.

>>535481939
No and that's okay. The real world is cruel and dangerous. I agree with Sunday, btw.

>>535481939
Learn deez nuts, clanker

>Fofo Star Rail Thread
>only high quality posts

>>535481939
unc read plato and thinks he's hot shit lmao

>>535481982
Weren't people happy about that? I kept seeing /gig/ggers being happ about not having to do so much exploration and it not being so spread out

>>535481939
Who is our "Zandar One Kuwabara" irl?

>>535479668
>>535480243
>>535480453
>Why do you need such a strong save file??
nta but X4 is my For Fun difficulty where I mess around, run X4 for the weekly too. It takes some heavy bricks to flop on that.
This week's sheer amount of money is pretty good.

>>535482207
me

>>535481969
How does she do it bros?

>>535482114
all me btw
you are welcome

>>535482124
Sushang...

>>535481387
>>535482228
Noted.

I was cleaning up Herta’s simulated universe and it fucking SUCKS I hate it combine these balls together and watch the plinko machine FUCK OFF HERTA DR RATIOS IS SO MUCH BETTRR

>>535480748
Generally speaking, you just need a strong save file and the following characters to maximize speed: Firefly, Feixiao and Black Swan. Firefly takes one bar, Feixiao follow-ups another and Black Swan dots the last bar.

>>535482164
they are, genshin playerbase hate the exploration, this is why wuwa is adding their flying set up in their first region.

>>535481982
seems like hsr hi3 and genshin are getting less content
genshin is really surprising since open world slop is expensive to make

>>535481982
Looks like Hoyo is stretching themselves too thin

Yup
I think yuri won

>>535481982
zzz's fault btw

>>535482207
Either the inventor of steam engine or Diesel engine.

>>535482461
>add flying to china
>but they apparently wont be adding it to the new regions after
uhhhh...

How would you trick Evernight into having sex with you?

>>535481834
Oh yeah? Well I'm willing to spend an entire 32 hours smelling, kissing, and licking her feet! 24 hours of gaming, 2 hours of a movie, and 6 hours of her sleeping. Beat that!

>>535481939
We're inside a simulation in 'real' life too.

Can Evernight work with Aglaea? Aglaea + Sunday + Evernight + Hyacine should be a decent team, right?

>>535482449
Dr Gaytio does not have a Simulated Universe
And if you mean Unknowable Domain, yes, that trash is cancer.

>>535482456
If you're artifact farming you can either have a stacked save such that some combo of 3 ults+FUAs each one-shots a boss bar.
Or just Clara/Yunli counters clearing 1 bar per phase from the boss daring to attack.
Blazar is retarded when modifiers are stacked even by the hundreds of millions of HP standard of high end DU, yet alone the like 1mil HP of relic farming.

>>535482662
tell her that the garden of recollection don't want us to have sex

Is anyone else getting increasingly sweatier?
It's so fuarking hot and humid

which hsr yuri girl would lose to big hairy male cock?

>>535482662
She would probably use a strap on you

>>535482662
"Oh no I have no contraceptives around and I haven't masturbated for a week. I really hope nobody tries to rape me right now because I might just get her pregnant"

>>535482662
just treat her like mitsuki and i bet she'd be all over you
in fact i bet thats how were going to ally with her in 3.6

>>535482758
Aglaea's main damage is not from her memosprite

>>535470548
Kawabunga is genuinely the best thing about Amboreus. I always thought we’d see Screw become Rubert III but now I just want Lygus to win

>>535482164
Genshin hasn't had real exploration since Liyue. The open world map is just a game of connect the dots but with chests. You go to a high place, spot like 5 chests, and then go collect them one by one, getting crumbs of primogems, instead of just going to a place that looks interesting, and being rewarded by a chest with a higher amount of primos.

>>535482662
Having a gf
She will try to make you cheat on her

>>535482684
Just 32? 48 is just the starter difficulty for me, 24 hours gaming, 2 hours movie, 6 hours sleeping, 12 more hours gaming, and then 4 hours of anime! I will subsist off of crumbs that fall down to her feet during her snack breaks and energy drink runoff down her legs to keep me going!

>>535483167
i wish he was playable

>on your way to get your grocery store spaghetti
*this bitch blocks your path*
how do you respond?

>>535483347
eww no
we need more chrysos heirs to be playable

>>535482780
The main thing is just not even letting the boss attack or any ult animations happen. Hoolay takes like 13 seconds due to him using an animation on stage 3.

Honkais for this feel?

Hard mode, no Phainon.

>>535470548
I wasn't expecting a rave battle theme but I'm glad it happened

>>535483409
start dry humping her leg like a lost shota

>>535483053
?

eba is an even 50/50 split between memosprite and aglaea

memosprite has its own attacks

so memosprite ends up with the larger share of the damage

>>535483409
Ask her why I'm suddenly in Russia

>>535483409
You look like a girl who appreciates trash, how about we head to my place and I can show you my anime collection?

>>535483409
where do i get my state mandated slavic stelle gf?

>>535483463
Castorice

>>535483409
>russian
guaranteed to have a 2 digit bodycount

>>535483449
And that's where Blazar + starting with ults up + 3 ults actually doing damage = 3 dead HP bars without the enemy even taking an action.
Your Speed doesn't even matter, no one, ally or enemy, will perform an actual turn action.

Why does Lygus love the cave allegory so much

>>535483423
cmon shaoji
he's technically their dad so it should count

Describe this man in one word.

>>535483463
Topaz

So now that the dust has settled....

Did Hysilens unbrick dot?

>>535484141
Topaz is not a whore though she has an honest job

>>535470548
DJ LYGUS.....I kneel

>>535483896
Did he really mention it that many times?
Anyways amphoreus is based on ancient greece/rome so why would him quoting a greek philosopher be surprising.

PLAY ANKO'S GAME!!!!!!!!!


PLEASE!@!!!

>>535479970
Can you do one with Aglaea?

>>535484225
Barely? She made it usable, but all dots are still being cleansed when bosses change phases. Meanwhile my Castorice keeps her RMC buff, her dragon just used one charge and gets to act almost immediately again etc.

>>535484225
Yes but you’ll probably need vertical investment in Kafka/Swan/Hysilens to keep them relevant after a couple months, but having 3 dedicated units should make it easier especially now with Kafka having a more supporting role for the team.

>>535484505
Which game is supposed to be this shitpost about? dragalia lost?

>>535484103
UNDEFEATED

>>535484604
ANKO'S GAME IS WUTHERING WAVES

I know Cipher's LC is amazing, but the tutorial light cone makes her spam so many ults that it makes me wonder if that isnt her true BiS....I really hope we get a nihility sustain to run Cipher's cone instead

Zandar raped Herta.

PLEASE PWEASE SAVE MY GAME PLEASE

>>535484672
>genshin clone
Sorry anko, im already playing genshin

>>535484770
Zaunite raped Theresia

>>535484103
Right

can't believe i've waited 2 years for a 5* march for her to not only turn out to be a slave for another character but also not actually be march
meanwhile dan homo gets another useful limited form... given out for free..

>>535484505
I'm already playing it though. But clearing the HSR quest comes first since the current wuwa one is not important, it's on the backburner until Iuno comes out.

miss herta has no shame

>>535480272
Yes. Gacha Smack said it himself. If people were not spending on ZZZ for it's launch then Jade's banner would've made 100mil+

>>535483463
topaz, yunli, aglaea

>>535484813
DIE YOU ZZZ SCUM

>>535484548
auntie...

>>535485491
>Etheria

>>535484813
>>535484505
TIC TOC, promilia next year.

>>535484103
One

>>535482639
It's scummy as fuck
>Add flying in 2.0
>Sell a cosmetic pack for your flying gear in 2.4
>A month later announce in your livestream that flying isn't going forward and you won't be able to use it in future patches

evernight is march, and when you say she's not really march like dan does it's hurtful.
i read this exact setup in a VN once

>>535484505
>>535484672
Post Anko's feet and I might consider

>>535485523
How on earth did you come up with those three?

>>535482461
You can fly in Genshin for free by indwelling the gay pink flamingos albeit

I have seen enough.
V2 buffs when?

Amphoreus is saved next patch
AT LAST NO MORE HYACINE SUFFERING!

>>535486143
... for like 5 seconds

>>535485065
the pullable character is march

the story character is not march

>>535485578
Thank you

Here hoping that my nigga is next in line for buffs and they make him a pseudo sustain so he becomes viable in more teams

I went ALL in and managed to get E1 Hysilen, but completely forgot about my LC situation. I only have S1 eyes of prey. Is that good enough? Is E1 enough to unbrick me

>>535486275
just don't dash

>>535485834
they really made me think the chrysos heir were gonna be untrustworthy

>>535481982
This is a straight up fucking lie lmao

>>535485834
>>535482639
Retards and CCs apparently complained that the flying "ruined" the exploration and kuro listened to them

>>535485834
>>A month later announce in your livestream that flying isn't going forward and you won't be able to use it in future patches
I'm curious, how did /wuwa/bros handle the news? I remember them treating flight as a big selling point and another "genshitters mad for sure" thing like they did with wall running during their early 1.X days.

>>535486349
Zandar practised dancing in those 33 million cycles

making fun of Genshin is like making fun of bald people, you shouldn't do it or the reaper will come for you/your game eyes is about to enter their karmic Genshin Could never retribution

>>535486756
No idea about /wuwa/ but in some other circles I've seen people go from as you said praising flying as some win, to now saying they never liked flying and that it's good they are removing it. The same people with posts histories shitting on Genshin for having region specific exploration mechanics. Absolute serf behavior.

>>535487304
region specific exploration mechanics are as
fuck indwelling as a concept

>>535481982
>The entire volcano region was like this
I'm not seeing any resemblance, looks neatly spread out to me.
I'm thinking that you're just trying to start shit for no reason, anon.

>>535487438
we're getting closer to this with cerydra, we just need to make them a bit bigger

>>535487049
hsr started the genshin could never campaign

So what's the conclusion? Upgrade, sidegrade or downgrade?

>>535486272
They only leaked one boss, not the final boss though
3.7 is likely to be the last patch because not Elysia still needs her banner

>>535487304
>I've seen people go from as you said praising flying as some win, to now saying they never liked flying and that it's good they are removing it.
insane people play these games
reminder that they removed gameplay and dumbed down puzzles from our MSQ because people complained about having too much gameplay in a video game

>>535470419 (OP)
wonnered bigly

Is Hysilens/kafka/BS/sustain or Hysilens/Kafka/harmony/sustain better

>>535487739
Anon you run them together.

Also REMINDER THAT YOU NEED TRIBBIE'S E1

Why open world instead of carefully curated corridors

>>535481982
>>535487514
Oh wait, hold on, I forgot about "Mobs, Domains and Etc".
Here, this should be more accurate.

>>535487739
slight upgrade
but you need two/three teams and E1 tribbie mogs everyone else you could use so YOU NEED HER

Soul

>TB gets to be the 13th bushido blaster
>dan gets to be a cultivator
>but march doesn't get to be evil
why?

>>535488212
>>but march doesn't get to be evil
Being the face of the game probably means wasted potential, just look at Anby in ZZZ

>>535487848
only promilia copied relink (and palworld)
wuwa and endfield fell for the open world meme again.

>>535488212
The Chinese dislike evil women

>>535488329
Your Cerydra?

>>535488329
KAKAURINE...

>>535481119
>Natlan was in 2024
>Penacony was in 2024
>Penacony had insane shilling and marketing
HSR stole Genshin's resources.

>>535488079
Sink into insanity! Straight to the soul!

>>535483409
>russia
guaranteed to be a man

Oh, Dromas, my Dromas.

>>535488492
She will sell less than Jade. Mark my words.

>>535488329
Chinks are fine with evil women so long as they aren't evil towards YOU

>>535488525
That was zzz retardbro which literally came out 1 month before natlan

>>535486593
> Retards and CCs apparently complained that the flying "ruined" the exploration and kuro listened to them
If this is really the case then this is just Kuro's fault.
Instead of not adding flying what they should have done is put conditions to activate the flying. Like put it after you explor certain % of the region or putting it behind some quests, things like that.

Last digit in inches is Madam Herta's bare minimum sized dick she would have sex with

>>535470548
>creates an Aeon
>said Aeon creates 3 more Aeons
>basically created 4 Aeons
Jobta bros... what were our (sole) achievements again? Le immortal youth? kek

>>535484103
Handsome

>>535488915
I'm out...

Hyacine: IT COOKS! THE FIRE BURNING
AHHHH AHHH THE FOOD IS DONE!

Will Cerydra make my life easier? I’m sick, tired of Bronya lobotomizing 1 turn buff
>t. e2 phainon

>>535488329
All women are evil, for they all refuse to give me sex. And for that they'll pay.

>>535470548
I can't believe we had to waste four patches on filler heirs before we got to the good shit

>>535488946
She used all her brain power to figure out how to cook a cake for Ruan Mei

>>535488915
>below global average
SURELY /hsrg/CHADS here could satisfy Madam Herta here.

Verginia a cute

>>535488915
>I’m /in/
YES YES YES

>>535489095
She's so perfect

>>535484103
Smelle's canon boyfriend according to Hoyoverse

>>535487816
If you have swan, use her. She edges out the harmony options by a slight margin assuming both are at e0.

>>535488946
He was number 1 genius for a reason, unlike Fraudta.

>>535470419 (OP)
Oh my god he did it...the baker finally PUT FOFO IN!!!

>>535489159
Women do not have sex with me not because they are evil but because they are evil I do not have sex with them

>>535489159
Based pagcel

>Nous created three other Aeon
Qrd? Your dreams don’t count

>>535481982
>>535487987
It's funny because it's provable bullshit. Natlan is quite large when one looks at the overworld map, and didn't lack for underground areas and had aerial layers too.

what are some character roles and niches that we're missing?
all i have so far is a 4* weakness implant character, a ice abundance character, fire preservation, and quantum abundance

>>535489274
drinking her cup

>>535489694
Nta:
>Nous caused Nanook's ascension with war
>he also caused Myhtus to raise to challenge him
>lastly Lan has risen thanks to Nous opening their eyes about immortality

>>535489720
Shhh, just go with the narrative.

>>535489749
4* remembrance everything

>>535488647
soon we'll be able to pet one

>>535489694
aeon of shota: stephen lloyd
aeon of my niggas: screwllum
aeon of jobbing: herta

>>535489870
No, I don't believe I will.

>desperate for hysilens e2
>drop $100 (without bonus)
>don't even hit pity
Gonna kms (and no I learned nothing)

>>535488946
Kinda hilarious how 3.x is pretty much just undressing how Herta isn't actually hot shit

>>535489694
He was basically the cause for Jobnook, Lan and Mythus. So, yea. One can say that they became Aeons thanks to Nous existing. Aka Zander indirectly caused existence of 3 more Aeons besides Nous due to making Nous exist.

Isn't what Zandar and Dr. Primitive wants kinda similar in a sense?

>>535489964
good cuckie
but dont kys alpha needs more money :)

>>535489964
Surely another measly $50 is enough to do it. Go for it.

>>535489124
>this nigga doesnt have e6 bronya
Lol

>>535489971
None of this would've happened if Herta stayed a smug little mesugaki and not a boring hag.

>>535489346
stellesis are so lucky...

>>535490053
Nah, Primitive's thing is humanity resetting skill points after a bricked build

>>535484225
Pretty much. I'm 0-cycling everything with hy-kaf-swan. By the nature of DoT and how it scales, my prediction is that when mrs DoT healer comes out, the archetype's gonna be top of the food chain until EoS.

>>535488915
get ready flatty mc flatface

>>535489095
funny

>>535490175
Hagta is better

Opening QQ links is like playing a tiny gacha. You never know what you'll get.

>>535490530
I like that sparkle dildo one

>>535490436
My Internet must be bad today the image won't stop loading

Today, I’ll remind you
>When Cerydra uses her Skill, regenerates two Energy for the designated ally target.

>>535486343
Oh nonono
I'm sorry anon, but DoT is a go big or go home type of deal for people who've already invested into it.
Half assing it like this means you've bricked yourself. Save up for those light cones and eidolons on the rerun, yeah?

Frick I just made a chopped cheese sandwich and I ate it all it was so good god bless america

wow Lygus's hate is seemingly more and more understandable. Though I wonder he has any notable thoughts on Mythus.

>everything up to 4.x is a brick
>only semi-decent unit is Daniel
>is free
>Brickle SP also might be among first batch of 4.x bricks and she is "testing ground" character aka brick
Kek

>>535489964
Why do you want e2?? Her e1 is the major boost. I did the same thing you did to get to e1. I would have been so mad if I lost the 50/50 but I was able to get Hysilen twice in a row. Fish girl was kind to me.

>>535490814
don't care about moc trannies, i'll gladly pull my mesugaki schoolgirl sparkle

>>535490664
Thanks Dainsleif

fuck this is so trash, barely being on the goal lines has got to be some of the worst luck i've had.

when are we getting a cute autistic bunny with ocd?

Will the dromas event show Kokopo the 3rd

Damn pagbait really doesn't sell huh...

>>535490664
is two energy a lot..?

>>535491085
there is a rabbit mech pilot in the galaxy rangers if that counts

>>535491085
You're thinking about someone specific. Share it with us, anon.

>>535490814
she's allegedly a fire dps, unless you want to go for e2 firefly she's a must pull

>>535491153
You need pagbait + meta
Only one of them alone isn't enough(see Tribbie flopping despite being best harmony)

>>535491153
oh NOW she's "pagbait" huh
when every single post about her leading up to this patch was about her dykeness

so lygus is a jew whose golem got out of control?

kek

Rate my Honkai Star Rail roster

>>535491319
Kek this. Yuripag destroyed

>>535490664
That's so generous of her

>>535491260
>dps
>must pull
Kek

>supposedly a dyke in trailer
>is (you)bait in the actual game
>yurifags are rugpulled
>waifufags don't care because they already wrote off said waifu because of the dykebait
STOP DOING THIS SHIT

>>535491153
paGODS saved her banner, now look at cipher.

oppai loli would save HSR sales

>>535490664
Aglaea, saber bros?

>>535491147
He is at least mentioned in this one early text

>>535491347
Zandar is capable of self-reflection, remorse and regret, so not a jew no

>>535491459
>another dyke (alice) ding dong dilling flopping
zzz is fucked if they keep pandering to belletrambians.

>>535491806
alice is bi

Surely Zandar's vessels become recurring villains and they don't get wiped out in 3.7