Thread 535485137

POCHIE SUNDAY!
troondle filth off the op!

>Recent News
MAJOR TSWOW BUG FIXED
LAST MAJOR STRESS TEST BEFORE LAUNCH TOMORROW
GET IN AND CRANK IT

Ascension bought, accounts were migrated.
Log in using your old Epoch account details on the Ascension website.
>https://ascension.gg/

>What is Project Epoch?
A World of Warcraft Vanilla+ Private Server featuring TBC talent trees and tasteful custom content.
>1500+ New quests
>2000+ New creatures
>2000+ New items
>And more!

For more info read their website
>https://www.project-epoch.net/
>Guilds
>Gurubashi
Alliance
Alliance


Previous Thread:
>>535465662

first

>>535485137 (OP)
This one.

This one

POCHIE STATUS????

>>535483514
I just don't know what's going on. Sometimes when I log into the stress test, it uses my ui settings, sometimes it reverts to default

POCHIE SVNDAY!

>>535485279
STRESSING 'N TESTING

>>535485279
CRANKING

>>535485137 (OP)
uh...?

>>535485137 (OP)
>spamming
not a good look

I'M CRANKED

POCHIE WEEKEND
POCHIE WEEKEND
>POCHIE WEEKEND
POCHIE WEEKEND
>POCHIE WEEKEND

Any bets on actual launch happening this Sunday?

>there will be an announcement for an official launch

we are going home tonight

>>535485457
Proof?

Anyway to fix the 3.3.5a client performance?

>>535485542
about 99%

>>535485368
It doesn't happen if you start from the launcher, but if you get disconnected and kicked back to the login screen it seems to grab your 'old' account in WTF and not the 'new' ascension account with your email

HAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHA


OH NONONONOONONONONONONO


NICE POZZED SERVER RETARDS

lmao the lighting here is so fucked

ANNOUNCEMENT WHEN
ANNOUNCEMENT WHEN
ANNOUNCEMENT WHEN
ANNOUNCEMENT WHEN
ANNOUNCEMENT WHEN
ANNOUNCEMENT WHEN
ANNOUNCEMENT WHEN

my brain says warlock but my heart says mage...

Uh-oh.... carties are in trouble...

>>535485549
>announcement for the announcement

>>535485679
It was that way in that one datamine stream too

>>535485846
Hopefully they'll fix it soon

>>535485679
should be easy to fix but this is why you test shit ahead of time instead of trying to add a bunch of new areas right at launch

>>535485679
definitely did not look like that the last time I was there pre-ascension

Not gonna lie all this stress testing and guru being down kills my hype. You just know you're gonna have to do it all again it feels pointless. I wish developers could just launch a working product but its 2025 and being a beta tester is normalized

>ALREADY A QUEUE AT BARELY 2K PEOPLE ONLINE
HAHAHAHAH

OH NONONONONONO

ITS ABSOLUTELY FUCKING OVER

>>535486058
Got a screencap by any chance

I wanna fuck whitemane so bad bros

>>535485670
What's wrong with Linus? He's not nearly as bad as some of the people Blizzard made NPCs out of.

>>535485821
they drop you off when you switch zone. at least because of sharting.

>>535486215
There's no sharding retard

>>535485670
british humor everybody, americans just wouldnt get it!

>>535485679
>here are your darker and atmospheric nights bro

>>535486142
nope

>>535486120
Yeah that's why I'm done testing. Just gonna have to do it again on live anyways.

>>535486297
the cart literally dissapeared and dropped me off at the start of redridge, other people then spawned and around.
there is some sharting going on 100%

>>535486369
It's just the one sub area, game looks normal otherwise.

>>535486414
RIP

>>535485670
KEK

>>535486173
same bwo

>>535486207
kys

>>535485679
I'm still gonna play it, and we're all gonna talk about "the good ole days" in a year.

>>535486120
>You just know you're gonna have to do it all again it feels pointless.
yes, it's called testing, not playing

>>535485670
Filtered.
I bet you think Un'goro is a masterpiece.

>>535486591
UHHH GUYS????

>>535486591
>it's actually gonna happen

yeah, I'm thinking poch won

Kaytotes just never speaking again, gonna let dutch man crank it with the epoch tag in his baby

>>535486591
>boats don't work and you can't res if you die to guards or other players
lol this is so rushed

>>535486591
>he's actually going to fucking snipe turtle

I was sexually assaulted in Dun Morogh...

>wanna fuck whitemane
>but im not 13 or younger
its so over...

>>535486810
God I wish that was me...

>>535486752
>NOOOO IT TAKES 8 YEARS TO FIX BOATS AND RESPAWNS
they'll be fixed by tonight.

>>535485670
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand DROPPED

>>535486694
easily one of the worst zones in the game , retard

>>535486843
yeah, sucks, she only craves for shotas and their protein.

>>535486876
so fix them before you tease a launch?

Seriously why do green mobs give more exp than yellow/orange

>>535486207
he killed a man's wife and son over copyright infringement

>>535486752
whats wrong gurukek, too hardcore for you?

>>535486895
you were never playing in the first place

>>535486591
POCHIE TONIGHT HYPE
>POCHIE TONIGHT HYPE
POCHIE TONIGHT HYPE
>POCHIE TONIGHT HYPE

>>535486983
prove it

>>535486591
POCHIE SATURDAY
>POCHIE SATURDAY
POCHIE SATURDAY
>POCHIE SATURDAY

>>535487082
I'm just killing mobs for quests and the level 11 greens are giving 94 exp while the yellow 13s are giving 86

>>535486591
So thats what he said, didnt see with chat in a frenzy.
If he can snipe turtle he should yes, but with wiped characters.

>>535486970
They most likely already are fixed and just need to be merged, you pseud.

>>535487220
so do that before teasing a launch?

>THEY ARE CRANKI-
AHAHAHAHAHA

>>535486591
TURTLEBROS NOT LIKE THIS
WE CANT LET THEM

>>535487369
based they already know they won

>>535487369
KEK

>>535487369
I bet dutch mains winston

How do I register?

>>535487369
>they already abandoned eflop
yup, turtle won

>>535487369
they're noobstomping Kaytote's 5stack

>>535487369
if this is real thats a funny meme by dutch, kaytotes is such a fucking loser faggot and any bullying of him is kino. i hope kaytotes kills himself

What will the cope be when the server launches with 10,000 players

>>535486694
It's unironically one of the best zones in the game.

>>535485670
I still don't get it

>literally everyone ingame and on discord only praising Dutch non-stop
LMAO, is there anything more cucked than being Kaytotes right now? Everyone forgot he even exists. Literal KWABOTY

OH FUCK OH SHIT
THE SEWER BEAST PHASED THROUGH THE FLOOR AND KILLED ME
AND THEN IT FLEW BACK
>FLYING SEWER BEAST

>>535487670
the joke is youtuber name you know thats it, its like an easter egg you'd come up with as a kid

WHO'S GOING TO CARRY THE BOATS?

pooohc.. bweh..

>>535487789
Have any of the epoch devs even tried to talk in their own discord? They're so scared of memes.

>>535487789
DVTCH-sama will lead pservers to a new era of glory!

the rain looks so pretty walking into goldshire

How do I play? Do I use Epoch Launcher / Updater or?

>>535487670
literal eceleb twitch zoomer tiktok references

So VVall is based because he actually got the boats to work?

>>535488000
this is what everyone who bitches about zoomers looks like

i still love kaytotes, he might not be a good communicator in stressful situations but he has a great philosophy of classic+ and I trust his vision

>>535487836
>its like an easter egg you'd come up with as a kid
have you never played wow lol

>>535488000
zoomer tiktok babies do not know who linus tech tips is shartynigger

FOX SPOTTED
hope this isn't the lowest level one

>>535487369
overwatch doesn't have that many players

Why is mob leash range so fucking long?

Dutch needs to get his team of writers and designers to clean up all of Epochs quests and locations, really they should just fire the Epoch team entirely fuck em. They should have a general idea of the content philosophy and direction Epoch was going

>>535485679
>>535485846
>>535486369
LITERALLY an (You) issue, works on my machine

AAAIEEEEEEEE

>>535488019
Not only that, but we can sail them ourselves.

>>535488230
How

is this keytotes person an epoch dev? why would you bully him? you want ascension to take over or what

gathering seems kinda messed up desu

for some reason the new white bugs here (centipaar nightstalker) are tagged as humanoids lmao

>>535488127
>>535488000

Do I need to download Ascension launcher to play?

>>535488305
yes

>>535488201
Why aren't you standing your ground like a White man?

>>535487940

You took a picture of me taking a picture of the rain...
..

>>535488354
>for some reason
this server is the weekend side project of like 4 guys

>Have to gather quest items
>long ass channeling time
Does nobody in the p.server scene realize NOBODY like this fucking shit? there is a reason they turned it into "lootable corspe" type gathering. instant, quick, doesnt waster your time and doesnt get cancelled. also quicker to respawn.

>>535488291
i dont fucking know nigga, i just went there and it looks normal

>>535487670
>>535485670
>>535488000
linus has been around youtube for literally ever, he's a millennial eceleb (perfect fit for the classic andy crowd). like sure he's said some pozzed shit in recent years (what celeb or e-celeb hasn't) but this is literally just a reference to something people our age would recognize and blizz has had shit like that in wow since day one

>>535487948
>Go to ascension.gg
>Log on using your old Epoch account email and password; your Ascension account, or make a new account altogether
>Download the Ascension launcher
>Install it
>Give it admin permissions (don't worry about it)
>Select Project-Epoch from the drop down
>Download and update the Epoch client with the Ascension launcher
>Click 'Play Now'
>Log in using your email and password
>Wait in queue for 10 minutes
>???
>Profit

Boats and zeps are working now. Clear your cache if you still can't see them.

>>535488405
>Why aren't you standing your ground like a White man?
You been living under a rock the past few years? Only the Irish can be considered white anymore.

>>535488467
who asked

>>535487912
you are my favorite poster
pweeeeh

>zepps are now spammed with guard NPCs
what a buzzkill

>>535488461
oh nice!

glowy tbc wasps in un'goro, cool

>>535488509
>i-its okay if my eceleb references are about a bit older subhuman faggots XDD
BROFIST FELLOW GAMER!

fucking neck yourself

Why are people leveling on the stressie?

>>535488509
if blizzard did something it doesnt make it good. naming a quest after a youtuber because youtubers is cringe and retarded

>>535488761
>he thinks they will be wiped
lol

>>535488761
Mental illness.

>>535488514
Can we add this to the OP so I can tell the retards to read it when they ask?

>>535487940
>>535488461
I think the thing I dislike about newshire the most is how spread out the buildings are

>rush the relaunch of your server to compete with another server
>server crashes because shit was rushed
>have to announce a rerelaunch in a month
what are the chances this happens?

>>535488721
You sound like a joyless faggot.

>>535488624
thats how its always been for horde

>>535488648
tbc raptors too

Took this screenie while waiting for the darnassus boat

>>535488907
as in ON the zeppelin, not on the towers

>>535488879
>another month of edging
This is just pochie culture at this point.

>>535488514
>>Give it admin permissions (don't worry about it)
alternatively
launcher.bat

set __COMPAT_LAYER=RUNASINVOKER
"Ascension Launcher.exe"

>>535488514
Wait, so I should delete Epoch Updater and this 3.3.5-enUS-minified client I downloaded a week ago?

I made an account and downloaded the Ascension launcher

How do I access the Epoch stress test? Not seeing the option in-game.

>>535488963
it just looks like a generic night skybox like you'd see on a custom counterstrike map

>>535489037
You can point the Ascension launcher to your 3.3.5 folder and it'll just patch it instead of making you download it all over again.

You can get rid of the Epoch launcher.

>>535487940
>>535488461
It's an eerie feeling, knowing that you could just be next to an anon without even knowing it. There was a picture a week or so ago where I was in it and it was odd to see that perspective.

>>535488761
some are probably just practicing leveling and seeing whats new on the way

others probably think this is the launch

>>535488879
About 90% it will launch mid September I'd say. At best. People report hundreds of bugs, god knows how many of them are game breaking and lead to exploits. If they rush it it could kill the server when it turns out some guy discovers he can mind control a new custom humanoid with a one shot ability.

>>535488879
>server crashes because shit was rushed
it's not crashing tho

>>535489037
>delete Epoch Updater
yes
>3.3.5-enUS-minified client
you can test if it works but if you don't wanna risk it just download it from ascension's launcher

>>535489169
just run up and say hi instead!!

>>535489060
Which I'm a sucker for those types of skyboxes, I love skyboxes in general they are so lovely

>>535489042
dropdown above the play button

>people say clearing the cache will fix zeps and boats
>it doesn't do anything
I hate people

>>535489313
on official I will, i'm scared a mean spirited anon might steal my name....

there is an unfinished zone east of eastern plaguelands in the mountain, no mobs

Why is Dutch the one talking about launching Project Epoch? I thought Kaytotes was the boss.
Say something Gaytotes
SAY SOMETHING

oh my god, i am gonna poooooooooochie

>>535489093
Ophera Windfury didn't put you over the edge, but Linus does lol?

>>535489164
>>535489275
Alright, thanks.

>>535489408
the far eastern plaguelands

Nap time, wake me up when we're launching.

>>535489441
I'm being sarcastic

>>535489408
that's just scarlet enclave, no?

>>535489384
clearly they're working since people in the thread are talking about riding them, anon. Boats/zeps take like 10 minutes for their round trip.

>>535488461
>>535487940

Larion are muigin are ok, a true reference for a true gamer such as myself.

Pochie today

how hard are you going to pochie? what is drawing you in? the siren's call of an unconquered world within which to finally lose your virginity? or something else, perhaps.

>>535489408
also has a big invisible wall so you can't check it out

>>535489413
Kaytotes was reportedly seen boarding a plane heading to a Tax Haven on Monday

Official Blizzard Classic+ is going to be way more litty than this

>THERE IS NO LIGHTING IN ORGRIMMAR'S NEW AREA
what

>>535489679
Doubtful.

>>535489727
It apparently bugs out

do private server developers simply remove the comma for their keyboards?

>>535488863
they had to expand the town a little because the carts wouldnt fit on the old roads

>>535487940
>>535488461
>>535489612
kek

>>535488975
That's fucking lame. I have fond memories of shadowmelding on zeppelins and mind controlling horde to make them jump off

>>535489634
the only thing i know for sure is that pochie + ___day means "NOT pochie ___day"

>>535489679
>trusting modern blizzard

>>535489679
>coming 2028

>>535485679
>>535488230
i was really eager to say it works on my machine, but it does not

>>535489796
yup but kaytranny and kestranny dont like emergent gameplay so now its removed!!!!

>>535489727
see >>535488494
>>535488230

>>535489727
Dude, that was the guy who posted goldshire doorways without textures. That nigger cannot download the game.

>>535489751
Seems to be fixed now.
Of course, we will have people spamming that one anons screenshot for weeks to come.

>>535489520
GURU DISAPPEARED FROM TEST SERVER WAKE UP

>>535489754
i think you meant "period" there, ESL champ. i mean, if you want it to go with your picrel and all that. otherwise ignore.

orgrimmar's sewer beast

>>535489894
Try to relog, it just werks for me now. Maybe clear your cache as well in the launcher.

>>535489996
>i
LOL

>>535489894
>>535485679
are you still using the old epoch client, that might be the issue?

Got kicked out and cant connect, anyone else?

>>535490025
this actually looks good when it's not fullbright

>>535489998
Are they Trans?

>>535490141
Honestly I think they killed it with the new custom areas, all the ones I've seen look really well designed.

>>535488469
Back to retail, zoom zoom

oh no no no no

>>535488469
cringe ahh post

>>535489998
>no shoes get a hydra
it's just not fucking fair.

>>535490141
>>535490187
Turns out the pochie team is pretty good at modding wow. They're just horrible at running a server.

>>535489894
are your shadow settings at the highest?

oh shit I got in easily

let's go boys!!!

>>535488469
Go back. Chimp. Oo oo oo aah ahh.

>>535490291
i literally dont get this one

its dead jim

noooooooooooooo bad writing badddddddddddd

>>535490291
>NOOO YOU CAN'T JUST NAME AN NPC AFTER A CANADIAN ICE HOCKEY PLAYER

epoch launching tonight my dad works for dutch

>>535490291
what is going on here? cameltoe? micropenis? i am legitimately confused...

>>535488140
neither does epoch

>>535490493
wtf is this

>>535488813
If turdle or blizzard did it, you fags would be gargling on akalix cock and shenna's strappon

>>535490506
it's an Adam Sandler character
retarded ass

GURU RAPED AND GAPED

>>535490291
>>535490427
it's from an old movie made before you were born

>>535490616
It's Layla's and Nyrans' world and you are just living in it.

>>535488461
>>535487940
i like taking screenshots but this is too funny

>>535490754
im 33, im literally older than you
also, thats one of the shittiest Sandler movies

>>535488509
>blizzard put e-celebs in vanilla WoW
where? and why are they putting cultural shit from 2025 in something that's entire appeal is how it's from the golden age of the internet, 20 years ago?

>>535490853
you just dont understand high brow british humor, stick to the u.s version of the office buddy

>>535490853
the vast majority of people wont get it, it's whatever, if this is the biggest complaint you stupid chimps have about this server then it's gonna be just fine

>>535490754
>>535490834
Sandler's best film was Eight Crazy Nights, don't @ me.

>>535490853
agreed, they should put in epic troll face references and nyan cat XD

So have they decide to soft launch despite saying it would be wiped after test wtf is going on I need clarification immediately

>>535487940
>the rain looks so pretty walking into goldshire
that's not goldshire thoughbeit.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA GIMMIE POCHIE NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>535490989
it's not the biggest complaint
>>535491012
kek, this zoomer thinks troll face and nyan cat are from 20 years ago

>>535491012
>epic troll face

>>535489408
isn't that the Deathknight starter area?

>>535491043
ONE LAST TEST ARTHUR, JUST HAVE SOME GODDAMN FAITH!

>>535491012
putting a longcat npc in the game would be soulful versus naming a quest linus tech tips, come on

>>535490986
the UK's office is literal trash though. and the british fag that made it didn't get funny til the golden globes.

I'm on my way to the adventure of my life!

>>535491005
VERY jewish post

>>535487940
that's not goldshire, that's goldshite

>>535490025
relogging fixed it :)

>>535491229
>daemoon tools
>winamp
pure kino, what did you pirate lately

HOOOOOOOOOOLYYYY SHIIIIIIIIIIT

IT'S HAPPENING GET IN HERE

>>535491357
I wish there was anything worth pirating around these days desu
so it's 20+ year old games for me...

>>535489193
warlocks have been able to enslave demons and spam abilities on private servers the entire time they have existed. something like that won't kill a project

>>535491431
literally who?

>>535491431
i trust this random guy

i'm trying to corpse run to the ruins in south un'goro but the server keeps restarting and every time it does i have to spirit rez and lose all my progress
this sucks

>>535491431
literally WHO

>>535491431
holy shit its kenpachi

>>535491431
Kenpachi is Greys alt btw

>>535491431
The dominican flag react sends me

>>535491431
HOOOOLY

Why would anyone want to play alliance again?
It’s literally just 4 different kind of humans.
Normal ones, small ones, even smaller ones and blue ones

>>535491730
can i kiss you?

I'm leveling

>>535491730
sends you where?

>>535491773
I wish female humans were real

>>535491779
No!
>>535491841
Into a laughing fit

>>535491773
i'm sorry but orgrimmar just looks like total shit

>>535491773
As opposed to big green ones, lanky blue ones, dead ones and cow ones?

the goldshire inn basement plays the wrong track. it plays the corpse run theme when it should be the "spooky haunted basement" theme

>>535491773
I already live in a favela hell hole why would I want to do the same in game?

>>535491730
>>535491951
Hah! Sends me! I'm gonna steal that one, thanks bud. Is it cool if I call ya bud?

>>535492051
Report it then

>>535491431
>POCHIE HYPE
POCHIE HYPE
>POCHIE HYPE
POCHIE HYPE
>POCHIE HYPE
POCHIE HYPE
>POCHIE HYPE
POCHIE HYPE

you guys know that after this your character is going to get wiped right?

>>535492276
Good.

Post WHOREMANE making out with frieren ai slop

>>535491005
I'm not jewish

>>535492276
I want it wiped cos I juts made a shit character I dont even want to play, but people are saying its a soft launch

>>535492276
yeah that's why i'm fucking around exploring instead of leveling

>>535492276
Yep, can't wait to soulfully level through Tirisfal again at 0.5x exp

>>535492413
those "people" are brown

>>535492413
>soft launch
>when humans have a 2 hour head start
>no PvP realm
Devs said this is a test and they'll wipe, so it's a test and they'll wipe.

BROS?

>>535492276
I actually think this might be a soft launch.

Wait... the troll starting zone is fucking sick too.

>>535492676
They are not soft launching without a wipe.

>>535492276
Well aware! I don't want to do too much so I'm just running around exploring c:

>>535490220
>>535490305
>>535490369
Samefag, it adds nothing to the game.

>>535492469
>>535492580
you're not actually playing with the explorer's contract right?

>>535492697
The Troll starting zone and Razor Hill are the two areas that actually blew me away. They're really really well done.

>>535492732
Soft launching means, this is it, its launched

DUTCH TYPING

>>535492840
the gnome starting zone is way better

>>535487661
Ungoro is just Jurassic park, wow, and warcraft 3 has always been filled with pop culture references, the goblins are fucking Jews, there's a fucking mc hammer dance, most quests are just jokes and the game never took itself seriously at all. This is in the spirit of vanilla.

CRANK IT

>>535492897
its not launched

they already said it would be announced

>>535492764
scroll down, retard.

Are you ready for POCHIE WEEKEND (real)??

>>535492635
Wait is it happening?

can someone give me the asc discord link?>

sisters? why did we get mogged?

>>535493050
discord.gg/customwow

>>535492917
I haven't gotten out of GEAR yet but the screen shots of the outer area do look really good.

how coem i cant see my dead body when I'm dead?

>>535492828
wider lens

>>535491431
POCHIE ROCKERS IN IN HOUSE TONIGHT

>>535493270
>coem
kino

Vibe check

>>535492823
explorer's contract is for spiritual aristocrats. huemonkeys would never understand

he's going to crank it

>>535492828
now do after kiss cum swapping saliva trails

>>535493012
I accept your concession.

>>535493092
it was God's will

>>535492828
can i get jaina proudmoore nude based on her ingame model pretty please shes my wife

>RELEASE IN 4 HOURS!!
RELEASE IN 4 HOURS!!
SHENNA STATUS:ACKED

>>535493507
1. eat shit loser
2. it adds sovl to the game

>>535492276
Yes.

What snacks am I buying for pochie night?

>>535493758
hot pockets and mtn dew

>thousands of players inherited from epoch
>zero fucking concern from the lot of them that the launcher wants admin privileges
>only get meme answers when brought up

>>535493372
yea now answer my question please...

>>535492413
They're trolling

>>535493849
there is no fucking way he does it

>>535493758
I have a couple Celsius Energy drinks and some sunflower seeds (salted)

are epoch addons on the ascension launcher?

>>535493859
its over shenna
you lost l

I reckon we'll get a launch in 18 hours from now boys

>>535493691
You got owned my friend
:)

>>535493859
use a VM

meanwhile trolls

>>535493859
Funny how Ascension has been the most popular server for years, yet nobody ever concern trolled over this until a certain someones server felt competition.

>>535493859
damn i guess you'll just have to not play then

they need to add a radio station like turtle or this server will die in the short to long term

>>535493849
launch will prob be tomorrow, not tonight, there is plenty of shit to fix. They're looking to snipe twow nu server launch to fuck 'em since they wanted to take profit from ecock struggling a shit ton. KEEP BOTTING YOUR SERVERS SHENNA, WE KNOW YOU'RE ACKING

>>535494056
Sovl, modern mmos could never

>>535494056
no cell phones... just trolls living in da moment mon.

what are the chances that we'll have an official Epoch launch in less than 24 hours?

>>535494056
This is great but FYI hiding your UI also hides chat bubbles. We probably missed out on some kino ;)

>>535494056
This is SOVLFVL LVDOKINO.

POCHIE SATURDAY

>>535494221
18 hours trust the plan

Pochiebrothers, we're eating good tonight

>>535493758
im gonna get a sugar free red bull and some sausage rolls that ill oven up and chocolate pods. i usually don't pig out but im feeling like i deserve a treat. if it doesnt launch today i wont eat them ill just be patient

>>535494081
>Ascension
>most popular server for years

>>535494221
ITS HAPPENING

>>535494221
50/50.

>>535494221
if I was calling the shots I'd launch the exact same time as troondle just to utterly cuck them

>>535494056
The new gnome zone was dogshit honestly, but the troll area? Prob my fav one out of the whole game

>>535494221
90%

>>535494221
99.97%

>>535494341
>sugar free
fag

>>535494345
>turtle tranny rejects reality

>>535494341
Sounds delicious anon

>>535493758
and weed

>>535494345
It is. They have ~20k online between Bronzebeard, CoA, and Classless.
That's roughly what Warmane CLAIMS to have, even with their obviously faked numbers.

>>535494512
i heard the reason people get hospitalized from energy drinks is because of the amount of sugar

>>535494575
How would you know if /who is disabled?

have you thanked your ascension gods for bringing epoch to life?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJuXKeiM4_0

wtf, I'm getting randomly disconnected

is the Undercity logout skip patched in 3.3.5?

>>535494604
That's why I drink Celsius Sparkling Orange flavor

>>535494221
POCHIE HYPE
>POCHIE HYPE
POCHIE HYPE
>POCHIE HYPE
POCHIE HYPE
>POCHIE HYPE

I'm sick of being a lab rat
let me fucking play the real game already

>>535494565
>mexicana
Wtf does that even mean? Does it taste like taco seasoning or something?

>>535494745
POCHIE HYPE
>POCHIE HYPE
POCHIE HYPE
>POCHIE HYPE
POCHIE HYPE
>POCHIE HYPE

>>535494787
You're going to play it, soon™

>>535494787
We're just rats in the pochiemaze

>>535494056
Elves will always be elves

>>535494790
it's made in mexico so be grateful to immigrants ese

time to whip out some black coffee

>>535494565
>>535494790
i think that one is just called "nacho cheese" in my country

>>535494565
I need to reup my edibles again... Also wtf even is that flavor?

I don't know if they did something to the recipe to be allowed to be sold in the EU, but when I tried doritos they tasted straight chemical ass

>>535494910
I'm missing everything.

>didn't even bother playing or even creating an account for the original launch
>knew it would be a disaster
>waited like the Ascensionchad I was for Dutch to claim ownership over the project and bring it home
>will make my first character tomorrow when it officially launches
heh
nothing personnel, Project Estrogenpoch

>>535495091
Who let you off the breeding post

>>535495103
yeah, no idea if thats the case, but ive always found it weird the amerisharts love doritos so much, cos they taste like fucking ass every time ive tried them. might just be different recipe here in yuroland , dunno

>>535494910
is there more endgame than being in a pile of blue and purple sexflesh

>>535495103
a lot of yank products get altered so much in Europe where they just become tasteless or sad
though even our own stuff has become worse over the years, I remember full sugar Lucozade and full sugar Fanta, then they taxed sugar and all the companies altered their drinks to replace most of the sugar with sweetener and it just tastes worse now, sad!

WHERE ARE THE BOTES

>>535494261
Just usual voodoo stuff, mon

>>535495270
because it's literal fucking poison you dimwit

>>535495103
Trump agreed to reduce tariffs if your politicians let us poison you

>>535495380
maybe I want to eat the tasty poison anon?

>>535495348
Troll players are always the chillest motherfuckers

chips are the most pointless fucking snack

empty calories and dont even taste good enough to justify

Anyone hear like "pops" in the sound?
Or is it just my client?

>>535495348
Troll players are always the cringest faggots

/wowg/ here, our thread is on life support now... please come back...

Time to rape some human and elven women!

>>535495228
That's a guru femgnome operation, I was never a part of that!
>>535495719
Only when legion remix drops

When will a pserver developers finally get the balls to make a pvp server with crossfaction

>>535495753
Oh no...! Tell me where you are so I can stay away from you, haha!

>>535495719
reject blizzard
become pochhead

>>535495691
that's the CIA listening in on your PC

>>535495719
no

>Wake up
>check server
>still up

...Was this actually the stealth launch?
Did we bet bamboozled?

>>535495719
>/wowg/
I don't think i will

>>535495753
See if you can find the nelf and human in the starting zone

>>535495831
FFA with cross faction could be theoretically be kino but the world design doesn't really accommodate that

>>535495927
>launching with boats not working

>>535495927
they're restarting every 10 minutes or even less so no

>>535495927
No Guru, no launch.

>>535495927
I think they'd piss off a lot of people if they kept this as a launch and not just a test.

there needs to be some sort of option to turn off all of the custom voice overs. Ive only heard the male and female gnomes, they're just npc chatter like you normally get, nothing special or tied to unique npcs. why would I want to listen to someone who sounds like theyre reading lines off a paper instead of the voice acting that is already just in the game?

>>535495927
No they're cranking

>Tirisfal gets absolutely nothing new
always the anti-Undead bias

Okay but when are they bringing Gurabashi back for people that actually want to enjyo Wow?

>>535496190
you want them to make brill doors bigger or what?

>>535496190
Yeah, but you can use your racial to turn into a skeleton horse.

>>535496190
They got three new mines with quests in them.

>>535496190
there are plenty of new quests

>>535496379
EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP

now we playn

>>535496379
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>535496379
HAPPENING

Why is everyone spamming the world chat with LAUNCH IT LAUNCH IT?

>>535496379
Kaytotes' bugs are unfixable.
Launch aborted, project abandoned....

>>535496379
HOLD

HOLY FUCK DUTCH CONFIRMED LAUNCH IN 2 MORE WEEKS

>>535496379
>it's real

HABBENING?

>>535496379
HOOOOOOOLD

>launching when you can't even resurrect half the time
this is going to be a disaster

>>535496651
Just don't die silly

>>535496651
retard-kun.......

did the main thread die? haven't been around

>>535496467
I need this with undead women.

Are racials the same in Epoch? Any tweaks / reworks?

>>535496651
awww widdle baby scawed he's gonna die?

>>535496751
it's bugged and there's a thread on it with 100 replies

>>535496737
IS THAT A POKEBALL?!

>>535494221
At the end of stress yesterday I did not believe they could make it this weekend but with the improvements today its doable, even if there will always be some bugs. Dutch is also clearly hinting at it.
What is important is that there is a wipe so we can start fresh.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>535496651
imagine dying not once but multiple times

>>535496838
Open wide, anon.
https://www.project-epoch.net/features/racial/

>>535496467
>>535496828
every nelf nude version
https://files.catbox.moe/qjafuw.png

DVTCH IS SPEAKING, it's time to listen!

>>535496190
tirisfal is already perfect thoughbeit

>>535496651
that sounds based. it's like a hardcore server!

>>535496907
dire maul ogre niggas hit hard mang

>>535496876
god if only

>>535496919
>Everyone running around with WOTF regardless of race
Absolute slop

its... its time... epoch time...

POCHIE HYPE
>POCHIE HYPE
POCHIE HYPE
>POCHIE HYPE

NO NO NO EPOCH CAN'T LAUNCH /wowg/ WILL DIE

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

dutch afk in goldshire

Okay Epog Update
Performance is still looking great even with sanitization on.
Crashes even with sanitization which crashes a lot more are minimal.
Work is being done to fix some major bugs that have been spotted.
Issues with partitions and not seeing your party have been fixed
Many issues with wagons have been fixed
Issues with not seeing your corpse should have been fixed. (DM me if this happens to you again!)
Many other small issues have been fixed.
Looking into an issue with respawning gameobjects, this should be fixed next.
There is an issue with transports that go cross map, this is being temporary fixed with very thematic new captains
I know many of you want Epoch to launch ASAP, there's a couple more bugs I want to fix right now then I'll have another update to talk about launch. Will send another update tonight. Thanks everyone who has contributed to stress testing so far, so much meaningful progress.

UPPY

LAUNCH TOMORROW CONFIRMED

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

POCHIE SUNDAY
POCHIE SUNDAY
POCHIE SUNDAY

>>535496651
Didnt you know Epoch is also a Hardcore server?

ANNOUNCEMENT OF ANNOUNCEMENT OF THE LAUNCH
WE'RE SO BACK

>>535497206
>there's a couple more bugs I want to fix RIGHT NOW
it's actually happening this weekend hahaha, just a few more bugs being fixed RIGHT NOW.

>teleport captains are back
HOLY OVERSOVL

>no launch
RETAIL WON

LF pala-simp to level my mage

you WILL give me every copper you own

you WILL /kneel and /bow at my whim
whenever i request and every time i level up

you WILL protect my reputation, duel everyone in my name, and defend my honor like my knight in shining armor

whenever i am not online you WILL spend 18 hours of your day collecting resources to max my tailoring and enchanting

you WILL spend HOURS in ONE SITTING
fishing for me so i can max my cooking

you WILL take cutesy screenshots of my character

If even ONE mob touches me i WILL ignore you

if a neutral mob looks at me funny you WILL attack it and kill it for me

you WILL provide me with surprise gifts, if i do not like your gift i WILL ignore you

you WILL create a guild in my name, you WILL spread word of my greatness and you WILL gather other fanatics for me

you WILL be consulted on every each and one of my transmog choices, and you WILL like them or i WILL ignore you

you WILL never own a mount, you WILL walk to every destination so you BETTER find a shortcut

you WILL refer to me by cute nicknames, this nickname will change every day, if i do not like the nickname you have given me i WILL ignore you

you WILL do silly dances while i am afk in stormwind

if anyone makes a sexual remark toward me you WILL do everything in your power to protect me

i WILL never make portals for you, you are not worthy of them

you WILL take herbalism and alchemy and you WILL only make potions for me

you WILL always tell me i look beautiful even in the worst of the worst of grey trash gear

you WILL give me at minimum 20 compliments an hour

see you on kezan <3

>>535497008
Personally, I'll probably swap from Undead to Night Elf, Shadowmeld is too fun on a PvP server.

>wow beta teleports are back
vghhh sovl...

POCHI SEPTEMBER

>>535497206
TURTLE IS ABOUT TO DROWN

>>535497206
>very thematic new captains
OH MY SCIENCE

>some niggas are actually leveling
>in stormwind
>as no-shoes

why are zepps and boats so bratty?

>>535497206
LMAOOOOOOOOOOO
>>535496592
>>535496592
>>535496592
>>535496592

any word on a launch? haven't followed much since ascension took over

>>535497541
>WILL be fixed tonight
I love his confidence

>>535497541
>POCHIE WEEKEND

>>535497541
kaytotes could never

HOLY sovl

>>535497354
>Kezan
ruined!

>>535497670
just 24 hours

>>535497375
Any doubts that they're trying to snipe Turtle just went out the fucking window.

>the last remaining bugs will be fixed to night, then launch asap
>turtle trannies are desperately trying to spin this into a negative
kekmfao

so what are the chances turtle crashes when 10k people ACTUALLY login and start playing

Keytotes absolutely MOGGED by Dutch.
How will he cope now? Will he ACK?

>>535497206
>Issues with not seeing your corpse
That's right lads. No corpses on Epoch, ALIVE game. Corpses on turtle.

>>535497206
I appreciate them saying what was wrong and what has been fixed, but man this project is cursed to just edge us on launch forever isn't it?

>>535497206
>>535497541
Dvtch-sama I kneel.

>>535497559
dwarves can be shamans

>>535497785
That 60:40 split might have to turn to a 70:30 split

just ONE... MORE... BUG
t. dutch
if you know you know

>>535497785
he will take it like the little sissy he is.

i havent signed up yet, can i just sign up for an ascension account, download their launcher, and play epoch like that? or must i wait?

Man with Dutch's team working on the server infra, Kaytote's team must be cooking up some amazing shit.

>>535497785
It makes me laugh so fucking hard that keyfaggots isn't even in the ascension discord.

>>535497785
kaytotes is just happy to not deal with any of this shit anymore I'd imagine

>>535497781
>implying any real human is logging in when epoch launches TVMRRVW

>>535497892
yes you can

>>535497892
sorry we're full

>>535497902
LOL

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2xuO8JBepM
On the stormy shores of Azeroth
A silhouette did stand
A brave and stalwart sailor, who gave a helping hand
Without fail on every whim, which we did demand
He simply smiled and waved his hand, and sent us 'cross the land...

How viable is bear tanking going to be endgame compared to war?

kaytotes must feel like an absolute amateur right now

>>535497990
They actually made some good custom content, they're just dogshit at running the server.

valor's rest is a lot bigger here

>>535498017
consult the classic TBC logs

>>535497892
remember to cancel the first client download, that's for the normal ascension stuff
epoch is in a dropdown after that

>Pochie is actually coming this weekend
Man, I am in a great mood right now. I'm gonna smoke some weed about it.

>we have finally fixed all bugs and are ready for launch
>servers will go up next saturday as we prep for an official release

Haram.

>>535496919
That's cool. I always found it odd that dwarves didn't have a racial for weapon skills. Being able to have a dwarf warrior and taking orc racials is nice.

its 100% coming next saturday.

>>535498172
the female human model is so lewd the muscle definition and big ass is too good

>>535498213
ZOVL

>>535494575
I played on Ascension years ago on their hardcore pvp realm. Dunno where you're getting your numbers from but these servers are virtually dead, with 1000-1500 players online.

>>535498057
yeah i'm genuinely impressed with the troll zone, and they rushed that out in a week, i was also pleased with what i've done in elwynn too

>>535498158
They didn't spend 20 hours a day for the past 5 days hard crunching because they weren't interested in beating Turtle, anon.

I'm playing gnome, it's set in stone. But I'm contemplating between mage and priest. I don't have experience with WoW pre-Legion outside of level 25 or so on Rogue, and that was on blizz official classic server years ago. I also want to PVP with some friends I've made, so I want to BG, open world PVP, and PVE as well. I just don't know which class to pick, I've been undecided for over a month now. Which one is likely going to be easier overall?

>>535497902
Kaytotes handing it over to ascension was the smartest decision he could have made. I do hope the Epoch team isn't burned too hard by all this and keeps making the plus for the classic+ for us.

>>535498010
This was kinda touching wtf
Am I a softie?

Warlockbros how we feeling about this change?

Why/how is that shaman here?

>>535498241
he doesn't work tho

why cant they just fix the bugs after launch? nobody would care if they did a quick restart here and there to fix bugs as long as they're informed that this is the concession you have to make for launch

>>535498017
their goal is to make all tank specs viable and balance more if necessary

I am already done cranking my meat, now I will go take my sleepie.
Hopefully there will be some good news tomorrow.

>>535498351
he fucking SWAM

>>535498235
She looks like a chick that steps into gym once per week for 3 months calm down dude

>>535498375
That's probably what they're doing tomorrow they just need to fix the most critical ones.

>>535497354
Does Command 18 fall under 1 of the 20 p/hour compliments of Command 19?

>>535498235
The muscle is basically gone if you play with pale skin so you just get the big ass and a fat body instead

based gnome player comes through once again

>>535498351
I want to be in the next screenshot, anon.

>>535498440
I hope so

layertest is the man(let)

>>535498435
Back the fuck off?????????????
>>535498465
also good

>>535498375
presumably there is still something critical
like how people were reporting that quest objects weren't respawning except on server reset

LUNCH IMMINENT

The captain doesn't work :c

guys i download pfquest and the pochie addon but it still says [dependency missing] why

hey guys it's danny
so I got my first vault, nothing crazy
the smart move is to get the tier piece even if it's a dumb champion 4/8 and a piece of set I dont want (no haste)
I can pretty much print hero pieces from +6
the trinket is shit for vengeance too

>>535498695
This isn't /wowg/

>>535498682
works on my machine

>>535498682
someone told me how to fix this like 2 weeks ago during the epoch tests

your mod folder is named incorrectly (pfquest wotlk i think)

>>535498682
you need to name the folders correctly
pfQuest-wotlk
pfQuest-epoch

>>535498695
no one gaf

>>535498695
I used to be that guy but now im straight

has any staff hinted at the fact that this is already a soft launch ?

>>535498695
get the fuck out before we crush your skull

Do I go male human or male night elf for erp as a warrior but also I don't want shitty racials

>>535498695
change the file names monkey boy

K and the others are probably happy they don't have to deal with this shit anymore, they all went to the content creation team

>>535498695
die retailnigger

>>535498695
this is the general for straight cisgender men sorry

>>535498394
all 4 of them?

I. DO. NOT. CONSENT.

>>535498852
Im soft.

>>535498695
>>535498773
do people on /wowg/ just name themselves like that? holy /soc/

>>535498825
>>535498813
>>535498791
picrel are my folders. whats wrong and why

>>535498982
>does it anyways
Now what?

>>535485137 (OP)
Epoch setting up to launch hours before Ambershire

>>535499000
can you read

>>535499000
your folders need to look like this.

>>535499000
>whats wrong and why
You're using a quest addon because you're a faggot who can't read.

>>535499135
kk giving it a spin

>>535498813
Yes. The pfquest folder should be named pfquest-wotlk

>>535498662
don't take pictures of me midna.

I think they should fix boats and shit before launching. But it's pretty clear they want to beat turtle at their ambershire release. I don't know what'll happen

>>535497921
i-is it really launching tomorrow poochie sister? are we going home?

>using quest addon
>can't read his folder names
It actually writes itself

>>535498987
be a good boy and show it to the class

>>535498982
pretty sure that wasnt there before the ascension takeover

>>535499228
it's launching today

TODAY

Dutch wants to crank it ASAP. Personally I'd like to see him do an official launch an hour before Ambershire for shits and giggles but they're going as soon as they can

Do you think the original team is helping with these issues at all?

>>535499068
Nothing. It's just nigger behaviour that discourages future devs and modders from sharing their work

>>535499431
They've probably been told to stay out of the way.

>>535499431
Who cares really.

>>535499431
they're probably getting asked some questions

>>535499415
Tomorrow would def be better since it would give players time to gather around. Tonight is good too though, I won't complain.

>>535499407
it wasn't.
xer is seething about it.

>>535499431
intra seems to be helping, at least they called out a gnome that helped a lot

So this is all still the stress test, right? Anything I accomplish is just going to get wiped I assume

>>535499000
dummie

>>535499431
What original team?

>>535499590
yea

>>535499509
boats and shit worked on their version though

>>535499480
how does this personally affect me though?

>>535499135
works except only for vanilla quests

>>535499534
I just want to make sure I get my names again

>>535498932
there are only 3 anon....

>>535499735
>undeadlet thinks he can avoid the BVRRENS

>>535499534
>>535499803
Name res tomorrow one hour before launch
Launch 30 minutes before turtle fresh

>>535499873
I was told silverpine was a full zone now

>>535499735
>>535499910
Are you on the explorer's contract?

It unironically would be a great time to launch tomorrow so there is less server stress. Ambershire will take some of the load off.

>>535499867
but I have a shield...

>>535499749
You would know answer to that question if you weren't a 80 IQ nigger
>So how would you feel if you didn't eat breakfast today?

>>535499939
No, I entered at lvl 11 and only have the elite quests left. The full zone took me 3 bars into 17.

>>535499981
I don't think they're worried about server stress, just bugs at this point. They already said they've got the hardware to spin up 8 servers if the demand for it is there.

I can never go back playing a hunter on turtle now.

I have PTO starting August 20th.
Did I gamble right?

>>535500157
How come?

>>535499735
The Barrens await you, friendo.

>>535500063
No idea, there might just be some random quests out there

Anyone else getting randomly booted from the server?

>an Orc came to Goldshire just to kill Dutch
>and succeeded

>>535496876
funny thing is, the shitpost was right, pretty much

The warlock specs look fun as shit, especially for pvp. Gap closing damage with sustain answers now to deal with melee instead of cc.

>>535499608
are the 2 new starting zones included yet?
because i aint getting shit on my gnome troon

ngl I tried an undead paladin and it felt kinda boring

zone felt soulless too, no new content

>>535500202
They nerfed screech and removed bestial wrath.
They can suck my balls.

>>535500264
based

>>535500290
SL/SL is nerfed

>>535500264
zug nigga

>>535500321
anon, turn it off, it's a starter zone
the quests are literally right infront of your face, if you get lost doing a starter zone you should genuinely uninstall man
>>535500362
I havent played one on turtle to any real extent though I like the idea of steady shot. I just can imagine you end up ripping threat off of your dog all the time

>>535497206
how do you break ships badly enough, that you end to call back Captain Placeholder from retirement?

>>535500264
>The Lord British Incident

>>535500357
>green
Don't tell me she was just trying to protect us from the real threat all along?

What are your top 5 must-have addons? Go!

>>535499886
funniest timeline

>>535500441
Reading quests is boring. Give me an icon on the map. I don't give a shit about the story.

>>535500535
I don't have any addons installed.

>>535498017
Bear is the best main tank if you go by TBC. It's also better at trash tanking than warrior but not nearly as good as paladin.

>>535500535
dominos, omnicc, adibags, sexymap, quartz

>>535500264
we're going to do it again

>>535500535
>MoveAnything
>
>
>
>

>>535500510
hello ancientfag

>>535498330
make it twenty.

>>535500483
Some zone segregation thing keeps sending the boat into the void.

>>535500575
There are icons on the minimap for quest starters and enders in the default game. Anon, it's a fucking starting zone. The quest objective is right under your nose. No reading required. Holy fuck you are such a chimp.

>>535500535
Trinket menu
.....Thats it.

>>535500441
i just want to know whether or not the addon is working. i dont *need* it

>>535499197
You told me to!