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L-la-la-lava!
Ch-ch-ch-chicken!
Gui's Lava Chicken, yeah, it's tasty as hell
Ooh, Kafkacita, now you're ringing the bell
Crispy and juicy, now you're having a snack
Ooh, super spicy, it's a lava attack!

Lygus when he turned into an intellitron
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3n7eNFj_9Vk

based ebay

How long is this patch's story?

Every shitposter in this thread. Could. Be. ME!

Is it possible to use the JP collab voices on the EN dub yet?

>>535497143
I thought that code was China exclusive wtf
Now I have to get my hands on it too

Posting Phaidei.

>>535497274
It’s literally part of the recent update

>>535497181
About 5 hours as the crow flies

>>535497095
>>535497225
Holy reddit

>>535497143
>>535497316
What code?

Kafka love! Kafka handholding! Kafka hug! Kafka kiss! Kafka cuddle! Kafka sex! Kafka marriage! Kafka impregnation! Kafka family! Kafka life!

What is she supposed to be anyway? Some sort of dragon?

I made a really important post exactly 247 posts ago and everyone ignored it

Bronya(s) RABU!

Sissy Heng in Hysilens outfit

>>535497575
She's a demon.

Phainon deserve his bussy destroyed, and his womb filled. He is the ultimate rape bait
I will not stand Phaidei

>>535497575
Probably because of CeryDRA

>>535497143
What did you search for to find a listing?

>>535497345
>>535497562
Good posts

Stelle is watching Phainon, and Mydei sharing the double sided dildo again…

Cyrene if you truly love me then transform back into Mem and fuck Bubbles in front of me

>>535497767
>do not repost
You weren't supposed to do that

The year that Cu Chulainn got two skins in two different games and only one was added as playable.

He lost the 50/50.

>>535497030 (OP)
Why is Cerydra built like that?

Hotaru rabu

>>535498005
N-Nobra!?

>>535497776
BIG Myphai?
>>535497991
Do snitch on me.

>>535498062
entropy loss syndrome is known as macromastia IRL

>>535497997
Unrelated but I want to suck on his feet, after I impregnate him

I need to work on an assignment, but I'm too lazy to work on excel. I'll look at honkai feet instead.

Everyone except Sampo is a fatass

>>535498207
Your pic is also Phaidei though, Myphai flopped bigly

>>535498590
Still....I must post occasionally. The thing is it's hard to tell what is Myphai because phainon being a power bottom or a service top are both pretty popular HCs.

Where did all the straight anons go? This thread is literally filled with cock, and balls

>>535497030 (OP)
Cute and canon

>>535498769
there are two massive asses in the thread right now

>>535498769
Those are the cock and balls from the straight anons

Lygus waited thousands of years to meet me...

kill fofo. behead fofo. kick fofo when it's down.

>>535497853
>https://www.ebay.it/itm/286705891616

>>535498769
waiting for edostar

This game needs to be like Path to Nowhere

What are your opinions about midgets?

>>535498769
That's what a lack of waifu pandering does to a general

>>535498569
Ominous and kind of specific to be an accident. Can anyone else do that? Sampo reminds me of venti in alot of ways. Always seems like he knows a lot more than he lets on and is probably a lot stronger than he lets on. Elation emanator soon.

>>535498858
I want to serve Cerydra even if she sacrifices me like those 500 people.

>>535497030 (OP)
I like Cerydra

>>535499246
Sex

https://streamable.com/ed2kjn

What happens when you try to use Fu Xuan in the new game mode.

All E6S5.

>>535499358
family....

>>535498769
yunli, feixiao and aglaea cuckbaits + phainon 6 months of shilling killed the fanbase.

>>535498569
Is Sampo even real

>>535499246
i love womanlets

>>535499246
furniture tour coded

>>535499358
My E1 Hyacine can tank this

>>535498979
>.it

I often fantasize about coming across drunken Feixiao who then playfully drags me to love hotel to fuck her brains out. Does anyone feel the same?

>>535499276
He does it since Belobog
While it could also mean something else, that was kind of adressed in game already since people mentioned Sampo's way of walking is long and light steps to leave traces

>>535499578
Kys pedo

>>535499631
I actually do, yeah.

Mem fuckers on 3.0 were ahead of their time

>>535498569
>>535499276
It's Sampo's Mr. Cold Feet ability that he talks about at the start of the game, he doesn't leave footprints in snow (you can test it in Belobog). Kinda cool that they remembered and included it to the wine press.

I REALLY NEED TO FUCK MEM

Cerydra is pure sex. Hoyo's specialty seems to be
>Create a pure sex character
>Turn it into a brick
>She also barely appears in a 60 hour long story

>>535499631
I don't thing getting your pelvis broken at mach speed makes for a good time

>>535499759
kys you too bro

>make a big pot of bean stew that includes 8 small sausages
>once it's done cooking fish through it to cut up the sausages
>only find 3
>as soon as I start thinking about making this post find 1 more
>never find the last 4 sausages

Fucking Phainon in front of Mydei, when I’m done, Mydei is next

>>535499705
to not leave*

>>535499864
Check your rectum homobro

>mem restaurant event
>characters actually talk but only at the very beginning
lol

>>535499246
I love Cerydra
I can't say the same about Elysia

>>535499941
Wrong!
(They talk during the final too)

HSR makes my graphics card crash nowadays

>>535499358
E0S0 Fu Xuan just sustained my team against Lygus effortlessly.
I will continue to use in story until EOS

Got my generalissimo doll.

>>535499794
I assume his character model is just programmed that way because of his in-universe ability. Like the soles of his feet have no collision or something.

Blade ravaging my asshole

>>535499864
I ate them

>>535499881
Both Phainon and Mydei would sleep with mob men for the sake of the country/world so I guess this is canon compliant

>>535500267
that's one big head

>>535499596
happens

Hysilen pullers do you regret it or do you remain Hysilen enjoyers

Kot!

>>535500597
Begone, kot!

>>535499794
>>535498569

>>535499343
Helektra...

Do I farm the eagle set for Kafka or do I just throw some self modelling resin towards it?

>>535500437
bigger than his damage

>>535500675
Lose some wait, Blade

>>535500682
Finally, another name to replace Honkai with

>>535500675
Mr Cold feet...
>>535500692
Farm some better stuff for Hysilens and dump the trash towards eagle

I don’t know how to explain it, but Cerydra, Hyselin, Aglaea, Anaxa, and Phainon give off nazi coded vibe

>>535500675
Sampo and SAM have never been seen in the same place btw

Both dynamics are fine as long they don't over twinkify or feminize the bottom

>>535500543
I got her E0S1 in 50 pulls. She revived Kafka so I'm fine for now.

>>535500692
I wouldn't waste time in wind set minds, farm a better set and use the bad pieces to form a wind set

Am I going to need 3 sustains to even get the first resin in Anomaly (3 stars). I will just have DHPT, gal and FX. though i have e2 phainon

Thus spoke Zandar One Kuwabara

really just want to pin Mem down and go to town on her

>>535500731
>hate everything about Cerydra except her gameplay
>her gameplay is bricked to help Phainon so she's unplayable even if the concept is cool

>>535501138
phainon owns that pussy

Mydei belongs to the army soldiers, and Phainon belongs to ugly bastards

>>535501097
Is this artist retarded? We know what Zandar looks like.

>>535501097
Where is his big hole

>>535501097
lygus if he was playable
seriously, sisters would be all over him kek

This ship is only good for porn

>>535501083
the 3 pre-lygus stages are piss easy and can be done sustainless

lygus himself you can just use dan pt

>>535501097
Imagine the Zandar/TB rape doujins

>Canon ingame couple
>No synergy

>>535501270
to be fair it's another body

>>535501432
>>Canon ingame couple
Dumb yuritroon

So are the homo shippers in here woman or actual homosexuals? be honest with me

>>535501548
Homosexual women

>>535501336
What other purposes should a ship serve if not to goon

hysilens might be one of the worst first half banner(along with rappa and yunli) so far.

>>535501432
Just go sustainless and have Kafka double skill. It will be shit but it's still synergistic

>>535501097
bug men have no taste

>>535501639
Your fofo?

>>535500675
post the bomb letter from sampo in the luofu

>>535501548
women*, FUCK. It's so over for me.

>>535501548
im a gay

>>535501636
To have soulful development that brings out the best of interactions

>>535501548
Fujo means rotten women so you can assume it's mostly women but I am a man that jerks off to Mydei

>>535501768
what is there to even censor? her boobs are made out of fucking water

>Phaideisisters aren't sisters
Yucky

>>535501270
well if you weren't, you know that the artists didn't use zandar's original body.

EKKUUUSUUUUU
*DEEP BREATH*
CALIBAAAAAAAAAA

>>535501548
I’m straight trans but I only goon to topaz aventurine, sunday stelle, sampo sparkle

>>535501192
Phainon is a soldier and Mydei is an ugly bastard

>>535501772
>the best of interactions
Good thing those exist too

>>535501772
You can have that shit in fanfics, Hoyoverse can't into meaningful romantic character relationships most times because they lack the balls to canonize them, be it either straight or gay doesn't matter

>>535502041
Weak.

>>535501960
Sisters are Aglanaxa shippers and they self insert as Aglaea

>>535501768
hornylens canonically showed her bare nipples to them btw

>>535501432
>Canon ingame couple
>Perfect synergy
Why is our game so soulless compared to ZZZ?

>>535501685
fofo reached 13m warps on her first banner so she's a good amount higher than rappa and yunli. Also funny thing if you check 3b first banner she's sittingnon 18m warps now so she actually did really well for a relatively unshilled character.

>>535502047
what does straight trans even mean?

>>535501960
Actual Phaideisisters are busy drawing or writing Phaidei things sis

Is it just me or does Herta sound different in this patch?

wait, was this a location in space china?

>>535502151
Aglanaxa lost

>>535502143
This is the light of the planet (Earth) that is meant to defend against aliens bwo.
Since everything in HSR comes from outside the Earth; Excalibur is super effective against everything.

>>535502301
I contribute with my likes thoughbeit

>>535502151
Just noticed this but are Anaxa and Hyacine the only characters that have a mostly symmetrical outfit design

>>535502357
Yeah, it's where you for the bottle dailies

>>535502357
I think it's the Scalegorge Waterscape but looking backwards.

>>535502313
She did sound a bit more serious

>>535502313
She’s way less irritating now that impending crisis makes her act like an actual granny

>>535502538
>>535502540
thanks. a fucking dragon just flew through some background scenery so yeah I think it has be and I just don't remember.

>>535502592
>calling out the TB's whorishness
based

>Robin, a generic idol, actually sings and they even hire an singer to do the part
>Hysilens, a siren enchanting people with her songs gets..?

>>535502357
Yeah?

Husband!!!

>>535502104
HSR dev team can't into meaningful character relationships in general. There's a reason why they cut all the character related writing stuff, and that's because no one reads it due to it being shit. Though the best character related thing they wrote was Kafka's character story.

>>535502313
I guess it's from the holoprojector.

>>535502832
>Though the best character related thing they wrote was Kafka's character story
This I agree with

Last digit in inches is Madam Herta's bare minimum sized dick she would have sex with

>>535502592
herta hate is so forced

>>535502920
heh

Last digit in inches is Black Swan's bare minimum sized dick she would have sex with

>>535501548
am fag.

>>535502094
>gay porn dialogue

>>535502832
I'd go further and say HSR can't even write friends convincingly half the time. I think Phaidei is so popular because they actually act like friends, which is funny because they're not even real

>>535502920
Wow! My 4.5 incher cleared it!

Hysilens loves Caelus

>>535502920
canon

>>535501548
Homosexual (real)

>>535498569
>>535500675
Sampo's true identity is Aha

>>535503175
I CAN get past those!

>>535503493
That doesn't sound funny.

Phaidei improved

Everyday until Mywife comes back
Day (86)

rice status?

>>535503476
stephen bros

okay so most of the homo shippers are homosexuals, why do people shit on fujos so much then?

>>535503175
>4.5 incher
Round up allowed?

>>535503645
They use fujos as a shield

>>535503493
Why did Sampo stop finding everything funny?

>>535503645
Most of the anons that replied to you are probably fujos, anon

>>535503761
TB constantly rejecting his friendship is starting to take its toll on him

>>535497030 (OP)
Aether fucked them

>>535503721
My Empress is too based.

>>535503721
The thing I really like about these scenes is how Cerydra tries to apply her own knowledge of the world to what she's seeing. It's stuff like this that makes me think that if she somehow comes back next patch, she'll be more interested in hearing about things from TB.

>>535503175
This is why I play DoT btw

qqposter rec me some yandere hgames before dark march

>>535503721
IPC slander will not be tolerated.

>>535503645
if anons forgot, lgtb hijacked fujo, yuri, futa and femboys (all niche with ghost town fanbases)
during the covid era.

This war is still on even if Irontomb gets aborted? Isn't it just going to be everyone against Nanook and Yaoshi anyway?

>>535503826
>Aether fucked them

Last digit in inches is Kafka's bare minimum sized dick she would have sex with

Why isnt Screwllum an Emanator

>>535504032
My 4.5 incher wins again!

>>535504032
>two inches meaning that mommy will love her baby boy no matter what
>anything smaller means its a clit and its a girl

>>535503721
Cerydra offered her Coreflame in exchange of making Amphoreus real. Then after Amphoreus becomes real, Cerydra will topple the IPC Order --- this is what I've observed.

The hype around March sure died out fast.

>>535504105
he's just a clanker

>>535504105
It's too low a title for him.

>>535504228
Her kit leaked and it was garbage and she's borderline unplayable. Her only hope is that she's the free unit and they won't do two free Marches in a row so she's just plain bricked

>>535503930
source?

>>535503919
You know everyone is coming back at the end of Amphoreus, right?

>>535504196
>Mai is my all time fighting game wife
>Mydei is my all time gachage wife
>both have big breasts
Very fond of this fanart

Honkai Star Rail

Left or right?

Suavemente, bésame
Que quiero sentir tus labios
Bésandome otra vez
Suavemente, bésame
Que quiero sentir tus labios
Bésandome otra vez

(Suave) Bésame, bésame
(Suave) Bésame otra vez
(Suave) Que yo quiero sentir tus labios
(Suave) Bésandome otra vez
(Suave) Besa, besa
(Suave) Bésame un poquito
(Suave) Besa, besa, besa, besa
(Suave) Bésame otro ratito

Pequeña
Échate pa'acá

Cuando tú me besas
Me siento en el aire
Por eso cuando te veo
Comienzo a besarte
Y si te despegas, yo me despierto
De ese rico sueño, que me dan tus besos

Suavemente (¡Bésame!)
(Que yo quiero sentir tus labios)
Bésandome otra vez
Suavemente, ¡ese coro! (¡Bésame!)
¡Es la cosa! (Que yo quiero sentir tus labios)
Bésandome otra vez

Bésame suavecito, sin prisa y con calma
Dame un beso bien profundo, que me llegue al alma
Dame un beso mas, que en mi boca cabe
Dame un beso despacito, dame un beso suave

Suavemente (¡Bésame!)
(Que yo quiero sentir tus labios)
Bésandome otra vez
Suavemente, ¡ese coro! (¡Bésame!)
¡Es la cosa! (Que yo quiero sentir tus labios)
Bésandome otra vez

>>535504105
he's throne tier

>>535503925
slander? skott fully owns up to his misdeeds

>>535504228
Blame the kit leaks. Only beta can save her now.

>>535504105
>not an emanator
>still manages to be top tier
GODllum is such a gigachad.

>>535504430
Who is that on the left

>>535504430
right, because she can sing

Meanwhile
Last digit in inches is Cerydra's bare minimum

>>535504354
You do know people get born at different times right?

how come the mc didn't react at all to herta's true form?

>>535504430
damn, that is lazy

>>535504564
it was nothing new to him

Last digit in inches is Aglaea's bare minimum sized dick she would have sex with

>>535504430
>>535499246
Truly Honkai Rehash Assets Rail

>>535504726
>Anaxa is 7+ inches
That's my GOAT right there

Now that the dust has settled, did Cerydra save Honkai Star Rail?

>>535504726
>Blonde white girl wanting 6in+
A sizequeen snowbunny.

>>535504726
Fake, she's built for /ss/.

>>535497030 (OP)
>STARRAILFATE
>PHAINONSENDOFF
Expired

>>535504564
How exactly is TB supposed to react to Herta's true form? Tell her that it isn't Halloween yet?

>>535504564
trailblazer saw the herta for the first time in that SU chapter (polka KAKAmond vs aha, ruan mei, the herta, screwllum, stephen, yu qintu? and trailblazer.)

>>535504726
Oh so I’m golden
Literally

>>535504854
6 is average, no?

>>535504861
Nobody in Star Rail is built for /ss/ because there are no shotas. Even Adventurine was already grown by the time he got groomed by Jade.

>>535504861
there are no shotas in amphoreus

>>535504809
an imperator shouldn't act like this...

Is she really evil or a cringe midgit like Furina?

>>535504726
>green undies
Anaxa is so lucky

>>535504956
Aglaea keeps them all to herself.

>>535504906
I'd tell her that her dolls were better

>>535504964
Literally Hitler

>>535504912
when are we getting a proper GS arc?

>>535504515
I passed.

>>535504997
There are no shotas in Amphoreus for her to keep

Madam Herta is a goddess

>>535504809
any Amphorean cock could be below her in this gif its impossible to know at any given minute

>>535504964
it’s caesar salad not cae salad

so it should be cerydra salad not cery salad

dumb brat

Me and my bro

>>535505098
>QQanon into sph has an averaged size pecker
this feels wrong desu

>>535504516
>>535504912
Technically, the second Dreamjolt event is where TB is going to meet Herta (real) for the first time.

>>535504964
She's Furina if she was actually cool

>>535504964
She's genuinely ruthless with an ocean of blood on her hands, and she doesn't regret a thing.

so does cerydra know how to play chess or not

just jacked it to a pic collection of sparkle sucking off a cock with smegma on it

what a slut

>>535504964
besides killing war criminals/traitors and killing 5k of her own soldiers because she was forced to, she did nothing wrong

>>535505274
>YOU ARE MY SPECIAL

>>535505098
dont browse nhentai at work you retard

Last digit in inches is Acheron's bare minimum sized dick she would have sex with

>>535505274
My FVARKING HEROES... and Cyrene

>>535504032
canon, kafka would NEVER degrade you over your cock

>Using hebe Cyrene for all the emotional investment moments
>Expecting people to pull for the hag version
Hoyo what are you doing...

>>535505423
firepags are so lucky...

>>535505274
oops meant for >>535504564

>>535505423
Acheron thinks 4 inches is massive

>>535505527
>Jap thinks 4in is massive
Makes sense.

>>535505423
>every hag is fine with any size
are maids and lower the size slut ones?

>>535505423
>>535502920
>>535503175
>>535504032
Micropenises run this general!

>>535505324
Yeah. A prisoner from an enemy nation taught her after she was snooping around when she was younger, and then she later had the same woman executed since she was from an enemy nation.

>>535504964
She's lawful evil. She'll brutalize her enemies and make an example of those who stand against her. She is the judge, jury and executioner.

Who’s going to be the first size queen…

>>535505487
>Using mem for all the cock teasing
>Turning it into a disgusting hebe femmoid

>>535505720
Ruan Mei. Only massive bug ovipositors can satisfy her.

>>535505678
That reminds me, anyone have her character story? Honeyhunter seems to have removed it.

No one cares about your Acheron you mentally ill freak

Last digit in inches is Kot's bare minimum sized dick she would even CONSIDER to fuck

>>535505487
it would be retarded if hebe cyrene is not the pullable version at this point, the hag one has to be only in-combat

>>535505720
We all know Svarog is packing, so obviously Clara.

>>535505720
It will be Guinaifen

Last digit in inches is Cyrene's bare minimum sized dick she would have sex with

>>535505487
Just give me more Mem

>>535505845
Why are scientists so kinky

>>535505487
>>Expecting people to pull for the hag version
She's Elysia

>>535503175
>>535505674
hags are so kind...

Last digit in inches is Himeko's bare minimum sized dick she would have sex with

The LAST digit is how deep the prostate is in the Prince and Godking Mydeimos, the Titan of Strife. Therefore it is how long your cock needs to be to satisfy his royal excellency

last digit is the number of inches size queen hyacine needs to be satisfied
except not really because it only goes up to 9

>>535505940
40 inches...

I genuinely do not understand why you people are seething so hard over Castorice. The game pulled literally every lever imaginable to communicate to players "this will be the meta for the next year" and "this character is important". She's cute and she's strong. They even went above and beyond to make sure she doesn't have male teammates. What are you so angry about? Do you just want a bunch of characters being released with zero synergy or consideration as to how they fit together?

>>535505845
post the pasta

>>535506137
needshit needs to die

>>535506057
himeko..

Last digit in inches is March 7th’s bare minimum sized dick she would have sex with

the other mc really should be in the story

>>535506057
this is in centimeters btw

>>535505720
misha

>>535506248
march (forma evernight) is a size queen...

Can't read inches I'm not a burger...

Last digit in inches is Ruan Mei's bare minimum sized dick she would have sex with

Why does phaideiposting always happen when I'm at work

>>535506248
HOLY SIZEQUEEN

>>535506065
Prostates are usually 3-4 inches deep no?

>>535506248
That's definitely accurate.

>>535506248
Evernight taking 8 inches while bullying your inferior size...

>>535506248
Evermarch locking me in chastity!
>>535506371
>>535506391
BASED

>>535506205
Memoniggers are invading

>>535506457
Kremenoan prostates are longer

>>535505845
But it's confirmed in canon that she likes them small

>>535506248
I can barely satisfy her...

>>535506137
as much as I agree with your post, you really need to stop being a spammy retard

I can't believe fucking mem was the real answer all along

Feels pretty weird to see a young and happy Aggy

>>535506559
Is it the pomegranate juice or is it all the stretching they must do to be warriors.

>>535506642
She likes hung lolis

>>535506258
one can dream

>>535506407
Squinting Mydei is so CUTE

>>535506664
That's why we ignore it

Phainon is marketed towards everyone, Mydei is marketed towards fujos only. This is why the fujobait largely disappears from Phainon's marketing and story whereas it was so rampant in 3.1. Mydei is the gigaflop fujobait whereas Phainon is the successful omnibait with yume priority. They are even doing a cafe collab featuring him and Rice, further cementing the main target audience they have in common (selfinserters).

Im noticing a pattern here. The bigger the ass the smaller they prefer *IT*

Last digit in inches is Hanya's bare minimum sized dick she would have sex with

I want to tell you all to stop shitposting
however amphoreus characters are extremely sph coded

>>535506791
They get off on knowing we can't get past it...

>>535506781
>with yume priority.
Where was the priority in 3.5

Last digit in inches is Bronya's bare minimum sized dick she would have sex with

>>535506781
Cool but we will get cute Phaidei art with Phainon wearing his collab outfit regardless

>>535506952
>Seele has a tiny girlcock
Cute!

Nobody got 9 yet

I’m ditching Phaidei to invest on Scampo coin

Last digit in inches is Sparkle's bare minimum sized dick she would have sex with

>>535506952
and Seele!

>>535507078
I kneel...

>>535507078
our size queen...

>>535507078
Another accurate result.

>>535504964
She does some fucked up shit but i can't say she's fully evil. She does everything she believes is for the greater good and stability of her rule, which includes really ruthless tactics.
I really like her for it, it's different but what they did to her kit is truly a shame and i shall throw her a couple of ten pulls but most went to E1 my DOTbrick fish.

>>535506781
>the fujobait largely disappears from Phainon's marketing
Don't forget that his daily schedule in the ""yume magazine"" divulged his late night baths with Mydei

First digit in centimeters is Ruan Mei's bare minimum sized dick she would have sex with

Last digit is the length of the dildo Im gonna shove up my ass while watching gay porn

Last digit in inches is Firefly’s bare minimum sized dick she would have sex with.

Last digit in inches is Silver Wolf's bare minimum sized dick she would have sex with

>>535507370
Such a easy girl...

>>535507281
Why is she so obsessed with dicklets…

Phaidei, and Myphai were back to back before Homoverse released Mydei cooking. It caused Myphai total genocide.

stop talking about dicks

>>535507370
She truly loves us.....

Last digit in inches is Aglaea's bare minimum sized dick she would have sex with

third to last digit is how many men Mydei had sex with, second to last digit is how many times he sucked cock this week, last digit is the biggest cock he's taken in inches

>>535506781
Phainon yumebait during his marketing period:
>ad exploring aids elysiae
>you stealing everything from him
>he calls you hero of his heart

Phainon fujobait during his marketing period
>anan magazine
>Phainon's pv
>comissioned art
>that gay boss fight

why is it that /hsrg/ inevitably descends into talking about cock every now and then

>>535507216
Do you regret E1 Hysilen?

>>535507370
>You must be lesbian, or dickless

>>535507517
>5 men
All his Kremnoan retainers
Hephaestion had a 7 incher
Phainon lost bigly

>>535507307
Can I watch?

>>535507517
Kremenoan harem won

Last digit in inches is Fu Xuan's bare minimum sized dick she would have sex with

>>535507564
Nope but mind you that i got incredibly lucky so i only spent like 120 pulls for E1S1.
She's really good but if you haven't invested in DOT in the first place i can't recommend her

>>535507473
Myphais on the side make Phainon take dicks from Nanook, Anaxa, dirty ojisans, Lygus, random kremnoan soldiers, etc. when I'm only interested in seeing solely the two of them fuck, it dilutes their work in comparison to Mydei taking all forms of Phainon in comparison

The last two digit is how many inches it take to satisfy Phainon gluttonous hole

>>535507517
C&C

>>535507720
TRVTH NVKE

>DanTE's dragon can trigger any passive your character has when it attacks

This is what memesprite should have been, yet they gave this fun kit to a non-Remembrance character.
So what’s the fucking point of Remembrance in the first place?

>>535507720
>0 because she has sex with QQ instead
c&c

>>535507768
Fuck phoneposting I'm sleepy but you get the idea

>>535507738
Do you also have Black Swan?

Phainon is just a whore, he's the most shipped character on this planet for a reason and no amount of autism is gonna change that he was built to be that way

The last digit is how many inches Dan Heng cock grew over the past thousand years

>>535507768
Phaideifags usually care about both of them while Myphaifags only care about Phainon which is why I never really connected with that side.

>>535507537
>the yumebait is in the main story (you are explicitly the most important person in his life)
>the fujobait is supplementary scraps outside the game and Phainon's anguish in his PV is shared between all the fallen CHs, not just Mydei
The boss fight is a stretch btw. Might as well call Hyacine boss fight shipbait since it has similar back and forth to the fight against Mydei.

hertank

>>535506781
Is this a cum tribute? Why does the image look so crusty?

Can we just slow down, and admit that both Phainon, and Mydei are built for massive BBC?

>>535507403
>>535507720

>>535507985
That too, not all of them of course but a sizeable portion does

>>535507914
Yes, E0S0.
The bare minimum you should have for Hysilens is Kafka, but again remember that pulling for DOTbricks is living on a prayer because who know when is the next time the archetype is going to receive support, i would honestly advise not getting into it unless you really like the play style/characters.

Where is the Phainon yumebait in 3.5?

>>535506407
Put the fries in the bag xis

>>535508080
Good morning, saars.

>>535508050
Phaidei has been in the main story for the other patches as well and his pv he had most of the focus
Anyway, you can just see the actual current affairs with 3.5. They completely dropped the yumebait already

>>535508167
>Chasing fucking Smelle when Mydei is on the menu

>>535508080
If by BBC you mean Big Bro Cock then yes because they're each other's bro

Last digit in inches is the Sparkle Doll's bare minimum sized dick it would have sex with

i NEED smelle's pussy in my face

worm heng posterior tearing flopped

The hero of Phainon's heart is (You) instead of Mydei and this canon information forever makes fujos seethe lol

Last digit in inches is Stelle's bare minimum sized dick she would have sex with

All this cock talk and yet QQposters are strangely absent

last 2 digits are futas stelles cock size

The Charmony Cave

>>535508167
Nowhere because as I told you fags last patch that yumescrappers didn't learn from Kakaurine's bait and switch and that they will always lose to fujos in the longrun

>>535508290
you wouldnt survive

>>535507843
Forcing people to roll for cones, we've been over this. Kinda funny that the good character is free while the dogpoopoo brick is paid lmao.

Mydei, Gepard, and especially Gallagher are built to lactate violently

>>535508410
What an easy slut

>>535508503
My fuarking monarchs

>>535508410
Not the pickiest girl, uh?

Last digit is Stelle canon dick size
Second to last digit is Caelus canon dick size

>>535508395
I've never seen a single Mydeifujo who wanted him to be Phainon's hero, more like his onahole and wife

Always thankful to Cyrene for writing the comfy Grand Chrysos Memdonald's event with a side of Phaidei and for that I will roll for her when her banner comes

>>535508695
No wonder Cyrene chose HUNGlus

>>535508195
Sir, this is a hospital not a Wendy's.

>>535508695
>He can satisfy EVERYONE in this thread.
Holy FAWKING KINO

>>535508786
I'm rolling her because she WILL work with Mydei

>>535508695
>he DELIVERED inside her cervix

>>535497345
When am I not posting the most C&C pairing?

>>535508695
GODlus...

Say something nice about the most popular Amphoreus character

>>535508695
I kneel...

>GODLORDKINGEMPERORnaxagoras is rerunning next patch
Have you prepared accordingly?

>>535508695
his bitch

>>535508857
I was planning to roll regardless but will she though?

>>535498569
>>535500675
That's just him being Aha's avatar.

>>535508464
>>535508668
Imagine the Earth was going to explode. We have some weird Space Nuke our technology can't defuse. Stelle comes from fucking space, does some weird Trailblazing magic, and fixes our problem.

That's how much of a Legend she is. Can you imagine such a legendary hero, literally the savior of multiple worlds, strong enough to stand face to face to Emanators, would flash her pussy like a cheap whore?

Hebe Cyrene, we pull.
Hag Cyrene, we skip.
Simple.

>>535508695
Wake up Paglus youre still in Penacony...

>>535508971
I want to believe!

>>535508936
I like when you and Mydei moan really loud at the baths

>>535508936
someone must stop these fucking fujos

Current team rankings:
>meta slave gay faggot from indonesia tier
Castorice
Phainon
>meta but slight soul
Superbreak
Dot
Therta
>sovlfvl chudGOD
Fua
Acheron
Rappa/Bootbreak
Mydei
>pure kino
Collabslop
Jingliu
Dhil

>>535508786
It became canon at the end btw

>>535508886
Excellent point, me.

>>535508936
Castorice flopped so hard lol

>>535508695
>GODLVS can satisfy everyone including Mydei

>>535508936
Would be funny if Mydei surpass her soob

WE are so lucky

yeah, I think they're going to nerf the hell out of Dan PT.
his dragon somehow deals massive superbreak damage in FF/Boothill team.
unless, of course, the intention was to buff superbreak.

>>535509295
So THOSE are the kind of bitches a 9 inchers can pull...

>>535509162
>superbreak
>meta

>>535509162
I agree with this
Evernight DPS will be SOVL too

>>535508941
No, one of the few males I won't pull.

>>535509337
dan fucked FF...

>>535508941
i have him already, but i might try to throw a few rolls for his cone even if it's just a 10% upgrade

stellesisters...

>>535508797
>hospital
Wtf are you a doctor or nurse?

>>535509295
No because we didn't get the absolute best wife in the game which is Mydei

Aventurine is dead.
Mogged by Indifferent Male (Dan Heng)

>>535509162
E0 FF has way more soul than Rappa/Boothill since she does jack shit in non shilled content

top 5 /hsrg/ approved alternate bodytypes:
1. Fat bronya
2. Adult tribbie
3. Futa qq
4. Beefcake firefly
5. ???

>>535509337
it's not that much, it only looks impressive because it's 5 targets against apoc and it comes at a cost of not having another break support

>>535508941
Sure, could use a skip patch after March and Castorice bleed me dry.

Kinda concerned with how easily I clear all those sizes

>>535509473
Rappa literally does nothing without imaginary weakness?

>>535509337
The Dragon is confirmed to inhereit all of the stats of the bondmate. That includes break effect.
It still isn't better than running sustainless though.

>>535508941
I pulled him on initial run and he told me to fuck off. I don't think he's worth it on rerun, might as well wait for a 4.X push DPS

so SW is a solid backup option now, right?

>>535508936
Where are Cyrene, Hysilens and Cerydra?

>>535503761
Sampo (Aha) has started to become bored. Thankfully the TB is gunna bring back his old pranking buddy Akavili

>>535509578
Most girls really aren't picky at all

>>535508147
I aped into DoT and got E1S0 Hysilen. Is it worth using my golden orb on Ruan Mei?? Or do I just wait for the third DoT character. I’m not pulling Black Swan.

>>535509686
BITCOIN IS PUUUUUUUUUUMPING

Remember when (You) tried to kiss Dan Heng?

>>535509686
BITCOIN IS GETTING FUCKED

>>535509728
Bro what the fuck

>>535509184
Posting Phaidei is always correct, me.

>>535509825
Touching balls...

>>535509601
Rappa can ignore element + deal superbreak damage against non-broken enemies as long as she has stack

>>535509728
Use Tribbie or Sampo. I wouldn't use it on Ruan Mei until we learn which characters come in the shop next

>>535509478
Sissyheng in Hysilens outfit

>>535509646
Cyrene is like at 1.5 I think, there's a schizo posting every single pic of her in existence.
The other two have less than 300

How do we get Mydeimos out of the TV?

Can't wait to E6S5 JK Hanabi!

>>535508695
Never was in doubt

>>535509891
Go take her into Flame Reaver and see what happens

>>535506774
Real. Glassesdei is even cuter.

>>535509434
Neither. I'm a certified pharmacy technician of 7 years.

I hate that they are all for Castorice.

Can we get more than 2 events?

>>535509728
RM is a really good generalist support and wouldn't be a bad gold orb, RTM was the best DOT support had before having the chance to go triple DOT.
But i recommend using a 4 star DOT in the meantime or tribbie to see how it goes before committing such a rare resource and we don't know what will be coming into the shop later on, hell for all we know they could put Kafka there and it would be an easy way to get another copy.

>>535509686
>happy sex
home...

>>535510071
I hope they add Kafka to lose 50/50 pull and Black Swan to the gold shop

Not for (You)

>>535510206
Built for Caeluscock in 3.7

Phaidei bros…I just gooned to this. What has my life become

>>535510012
Mydei is always the cutest no matter what. He could pull off Phainons fashion sense.

>>535509908
>>535510071
Oh I forgot I could use it for Kafka eidolons. Ok. So then is the play to pull Evernight for my Castorice so I can use Tribbie for DoT?

T-Thanks?

what does firefly have to do with bitcoin?

>>535510206
We are doing another cycle. He WILL bend the knee in that one

>>535509921
based

>>535504105
Nous is racist against robots

is doros supposed to be cleopatra's egypt (greek) considering how cipher dresses

>>535510008
Not the "slam" you thought it was. Every 3.X boss has an inflated toughness bars

>>535510374
Cerydra is such a nice girl

Is hysilens + kafka + robin + tribbie a good team?

>>535510296
Beagle Coconut needs to leave poor Fig Stew alone.

>All these showcases of Dan Peter working on every type of team
Have they done it? Have they finally created a new kit with actually good mechanics?

>>535510484
Bro your sustain?

>>535504430
Both of them raped me

>>535510484
sustain doko

Yuri general
>>535497030 (OP)
C&C

>>535510441
Is this that azur lane prom safe horny zoomer game I've heard about?

>>535509825
The only phaidei pics I have left are nsfw, me, what should I do?

>>535509478
My Bronya is not fat.... maybe plump and thick, but not fat!

>>535510552
Have E6 for Kafka, Hyilens, Robin and Tribbie

>>535504430
hysilens on top and lingsha on my face

>>535510008
>"s-s-she does nothing without imaginary weakness"
>got called out
>moved the goal post by bringing muh Flame Reaver

every time

>>535510323
I can't really say much about Evernight since i never got Castorice or any of her BiS teammates, i would try to use someone like Sampo or Gui with your DOT team before getting any other character.
If you like Evernight, go for it but since we are still at the start of the beta we won't know how she will turn out, Tribbie is not that great for DOT but she works just fine for the time being, E1 Hysilens is really damn good so she is not desperate for many other teammates apart from Kafka.

>>535510296
There's a degenerate making a chimera doujin, right for you bwo

>>535504430
Add Ruan Mei

>>535509478
chubbyfly

>>535510581
Go find more Phaidei picks.

>>535510574
yes, it's 16+ though so be careful not to let mommy catch you playing it

>>535510296
>>535510501
>perfect mounting position
Attaboy....

>>535510656
Guinivere is a DoT??

>>535504430
Right and it’s not close.

>>535510534
i mean hyacine was bis with everyone too

>>535507281
>>535505935
>>535506391
>>535506952
need my small dick bullied by these huge butts

>>535504440
consider la paloma

>>535510753
Always was

TWO flat fucks

>>535510629
sustain doko

>>535510649
>noooo you can’t bring up the erudition shilling boss but doesn’t have Img weak
Lmao

Why the hell does Amphoreus just have a river from real life Italy in there

seeing break flop against the new gamemode made me realize how shit the ceiling for break scaling is

i don’t know how the fuck you can save this archetype

DoT team needs a Rappa, Feixiao overworld skill...

>>535510927
Lygus programmed it

>>535510821
stelle's size is all over the place desu

>>535510821
Sex with flatties (non pear shaped)

>>535510789
And always will be!

>>535510206
Don't remind me... stupid Phainon getting all of his glorious kremnoan body and cute warrior demeanor twice a day every day...

>>535504440
Reñata, belleza de España,
ojos que brillan como el mar,
curvas que bailan en la mañana,
un sueño que no puedo alcanzar.

¡Ay, Reñata, tan divina, tan real!
Inteligente, un fuego sin igual,
juguetona, me haces girar,
¡Reñata, mi reina del sol sin parar!

Con su risa, el mundo se prende,
sabe más que el viento al pasar,
pero en su guiño todo se enciende,
un juego que no quiero parar.

¡Ay, Reñata, tan divina, tan real!
Inteligente, un fuego sin igual,
juguetona, me haces girar,
¡Reñata, mi reina del sol sin parar!

Es un torbellino, un dulce huracán,
con cada paso, me vuelve a atrapar,
es sabia, es chispa, es pura pasión,
Reñata, mi loca obsesión.

¡Ay, Reñata, tan divina, tan real!
Inteligente, un fuego sin igual,
juguetona, me haces girar,
¡Reñata, mi reina del sol sin parar!

How did Phainon manage to land the best wife in the game? Loyal even when he doesn't even know Phainom exists...

Honkais for this feel?

>>535510927
Crossing the rubicon is also a saying as theres no going back. Just like columbus burning the ships.
Amphoreus uses quite a few real world names anyway

>>535510812
Guinevere is better than Sampo?

>>535511112
Mydei only respects Phainon because he has a 7incher. He doesn't care for him as a person.

>>535510821
I unironically thought that was Caelus lamo

>>535511101
Phainon is so lucky...

>>535511112
He likes annoying and clingy men

>>535511179
He didn't even fuck him last cycle and was loyal. I don't think that is it.

>>535510927
Who turned into a Primaris?

Someone jerked off to me acting like Cyrene. Honkai Star Rail.

>>535511426
He simply remembered his 7incher

>>535511102
Licking off Renata's overweight pussy...

>>535511464
Manami...

The baby dromas looks super cute… I hope the event is good and we can keep it as a companion or at least on the Express like the trotter.

>>535511464
Uhhhhh congratulations I guess? I don't really know what to say to that

>>535511464
This poster just discovered ERP

>>535511038
Everybody mocked her saying 'you can just use Gallagher' and going 'she'll be worse than HuoHuo' but now look at her
How is she so powerful and smug?

>>535511529
Nigga that thing will grow

>>535511513
Is Renata actually overweight

>>535511464
Yuria...

Good evening, fatebros.

i love my Herta

>>535511137
They have their place (being replaced)