Thread 535504628

POCHIE SUNDAY!
troondle filth off the op!

>Recent News
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LAST MAJOR STRESS TEST BEFORE LAUNCH TOMORROW
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Ascension bought, accounts were migrated.
Log in using your old Epoch account details on the Ascension website.
>https://ascension.gg/

>What is Project Epoch?
A World of Warcraft Vanilla+ Private Server featuring TBC talent trees and tasteful custom content.
>1500+ New quests
>2000+ New creatures
>2000+ New items
>And more!

For more info read their website
>https://www.project-epoch.net/
>Guilds
>Gurubashi
Alliance
Alliance


Previous Thread:
>>535485137

This one

PVMPING FOR POCHIE SVNDAY!

BASED

First for gvrv

bless

Pochie night TONIGHT!!!

it's almost time

POCHIE LINE

dead meat

POCHIE WEEKEND
>POCHIE WEEKEND
POCHIE WEEKEND
>POCHIE WEEKEND

>>535504628 (OP)
FREE GVRVFASHY!

OFFICIAL /epog/ GUIDE FOR RETARDS
>>Go to ascension.gg
>>Log on using your old Epoch account email and password; your Ascension account, or make a new account altogether
>>Download the Ascension launcher
>>Install it
>>Give it admin permissions (don't worry about it)
>>Select Project-Epoch from the drop down
>>Download and update the Epoch client with the Ascension launcher
>>Click 'Play Now'
>>Log in using your email and password
>>Wait in queue for 10 minutes
>>???
>>Profit

>>535504628 (OP)
Whitemane, my queen

Is this retarded server actually gonna launch or am I going to bed and playing ambie tomorrow?

Making my way to the barrens!

>stress test gets fun once I leave
Why does Dutch hate me?

>>535504834
wod body models aren't the absolute worst but the new animations suck ass and all the female faces look like a certain type of latina

>>535504931
those pants are a bit tight arent they.

>>535504925
its launching 3 hours before amby but if you had ever considered playing turdslop then you arent welcome on epoch

LAUNCH ETA: 3 HOURS

GET HYPE

Smooching Midnaanon right on the lips

Bullying Horde anons on Gurubashi with my gnome priest

get in the fucking line you fucking namefag cunt

>>535505027
They're leather, they just look like that!

>>535504931
You really need those Barrens Silithid, huh?

Back of the line, we're gonna need an update. Where are you guys at.

>>535505047
Should launch 15 minutes before Ambershire

>>535504931
Not enough skin showing

>>535505176
that's too close. it should be 3hrs before.

>>535504874
>>>Give it admin permissions (don't worry about it)

>>535505047
Turtle girls are better AGP material.

>>535505235
get this filth out of my fucking screen,

LINE STATUS?!?!?

>>535505092
I almost wish world buffs were a thing because they enabled a lot of funny moments on pvp servers and dispelling is an easy way to make people seethe.

>>535505235
>dead soulless eyes
>no skin detail
>man hands
>tiny pussy hammer
vs
>lively face with high and lowlights
>neck detail
>cute belly button
>bigger hammer
>thad human enjoyer

>>535505290
Spotty in parts. Westfall has some dire bits. The front bunch near Goldshire need to spread out. If every other player near Goldshire went to Westfall this line could be at Duskwood by now if not beyond.

I'm new to private servers. Epoch looks like it's easily the best. But what's wrong with turtle? Just competitive hate or is it actually shit?

>it's morning
kino time cycle

>>535505170
>>535505290
No-shoes are reported joining back of the line in westfall now

>>535505290
Goldshire division reporting in.

dutch makes me so wet, hes so dominant and hot... mmmghhh...

>>535505437
shit server ran by shittier people

>>535505437
Kys Shenna

>>535505164
No! I wanna wait in ratchet for the boats that don't work!
>>535505202
But there's too much skin showing as is! I need more armor.

>>535505437
client is ancient and janky
adminship full of shady leftist loonies
p2w cash shop
custom content is mostly shit to the point the playerbase largely avoids it

>>535505437
ran by shady russians with a past of selling accounts on their server for money

>>535505494
>>535505590
Ah ok got it

>>535505437
They turned sub rogue into a (shitty) raid buffer.

>>535505437
sloppily added content and it's ran by a bunch of cunts. announcing a new fresh when epoch was struggling was classless

vibes status?

>>535505713
Ok yeah fuck them

>>535505437
There's literally nothing wrong with turtle, it's great, but Epoch is the hot new thing

>>535505781
Shenna or her paid Somali shills? Make your bets.

>>535505740
Yeah I didn't even think about that. Are they clearly launched Ambershire to steal hype from Epoch. Epoch should have no hang ups about launching tomorrow to steal back the thunder.

banging the gong to launch the server, thank me later

>>535505743
IN LINE

THE LINE HAS.... COLLAPSED

>>535505743
Rapey

NOOOOOOOOOOOO OUR LINE

>>535505743
Pochie/10

>>535505743
WANK TIME

>>535505437
They're the big dogs who try to bully every little dog that comes into the scene.

>>535505860
I wonder what the somali is doing right now

ETA IMMINENT

I idled in durotar to collect evil whispers

guys i went afk and now the server is down, i hope i didnt stall the line and cause it to fail in some way.....

>>535505865
They were gonna launch their new patch regardless. They just decided to make a new server since the demand is clearly there. It’s Epochs fault for failing to launch all the way up to Turtles release date anyways. 7/26/2025 launch date soon bros….

the human female models are actually cute why are the human males so scuffed

I got a video of the back of the line becoming a black hole charge back to goldshire before crash, will convert to webm

>>535505965
he's drowning in Human pussy

POCHIE WEEKEND
>POCHIE WEEKEND
POCHIE WEEKEND
>POCHIE WEEKEND

>>535505965
mmmh....

>>535506005
>Idled in durotar to get gangraped by big orc cock

>>535506036
Fair

The carts are nice and smooth now c:
>>535505437
Turtle is pretty good, it's the classic equivalent to warmane in the sense that the server has been up for years. The custom content is okay but the class changes range from pretty rad to retarded. There's been some shills stirring shit in the threads but I can't tell how much of it is genuine shilling, schizo ramblings, or bored anons wanting to stir shit due to pserver tribalism.

TEST SERVER GONE ITS HAPPENING

>>535506152
Thx for answer

Thank you to all who participated in THE LINE. This moment will be remembered for years to come.

>>535506202
It was gone 5 hours ago you browner

moshi moshi! kawai Pochie desu ittadakimas

>>535506202
Guru has been gone for a bit newcutie

UPDATE YOUR LAUNCHERS

>>535506202
already happened earlier

G U R U P O C H I E

>>535506152
It’s all me. I’m both shilling for turtle and yelling Shenna/shill accusations and there’s nothing you can do to stop me.

>>535506005
That troll died of natural causes

>>535506014
dutch called you out and said you would be permbanned at launch right before server shutdown

People see Ambershire for what it is. While every Epoch struggled you had Whitemane devs come to help, Ex-Warmane come to give advice, Gummy came to give advice, Stormforge showed support, Ascension helped, Whitekidney showed up.. etc. because Epoch is a real passion project that has potential. Do you know who didn't show up and instead acted hostile? Bowser (Crogge) and Torta (Shenna).

What if we never hear another communication again. That was Dutch's last post. It's all been one big social experiment. Months will pass and we will have heard nothing.

pochie soon...

The line was fucking destroyed bros....
Its over.

>>535506247
gaps were way wider where i was. we couldve made it into the deadmines

DVTCH IS TYPING...

>>535506405
It's ok, Dutch now knows how much we like to wait

>>535506070
nevermind the fucking file corrupted

>>535506385
why do you know any of these names

>>535506385
All those devs you listed aren’t in the same category and aren’t competitors to epoch. Turtle is the only competitor in the scene so their decision makes sense. Passion doesn’t pay the bills (as epoch found out).

>missed line kino
it's over for me, this fresh is stale

>>535506517
LIAR

I will be rolling an undead male rogue simply because I like their animations now get guru up nigger

>>535506737
Do alliance have nightmares about this phenotype?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THE LINE

>>535506737
>sam altman's less gay brother

>>535506909
it's so fucking over

WE GOT 1,000 HUMANS COMING TO THE DORFS

I will be playing a gurubashi alliance female human protection paladin with explorer contract within the next 24 hours

Player emergent behavior working as intended

You can ride hostile carts into hostile towns and the guards will ignore you

TRAM IS NEXT GO GO GO

POCHIE SUNDAY
>POCHIE SUNDAY
POCHIE SUNDAY
>POCHIE SUNDAY

>>535507151
GOLDSHIP!

>>535507176
passing up the crossroads... roll your windows up boys we aren't stopping

>>535507151
>Fagim

dutch when he realises he bought the buggiest piece of shit ever

Hunters are too strong in low level pvp bros...

ehhh? what's this here?

>>535507458
whereabouts?

>>535507458
New quests?

Made it to the barrens before the server went down :)

>>535507458
looks like a cute little night elf butt

>>535507330
...along with 60k+ players

>try WSG
>biggest fucking retard mage i've ever seen keeps sheeping the person we're focusing

Imagine missing out on this.

good fucking lord the imp blood pact spam made me deaf

This horde of of like 2k players running through the zones right now is one of the coolest fucking things ive ever done in wow

>>535507560
What guild are you joining?

>>535507458
Isn't that hyjal's under construction asset?

This shit.... is so peak....

>>535507592
>2k online
okay

>>535507150
See you soon, sis.

>>535507592
are the 60k players in the room with us now?

good vibes holy shit

>>535507662
The ally pochie guild on gurubashi fren c: whenever that gets made

>>535507515
in un'goro, right next to marshal's refuge
i realized what it was right after posting it, it's where the titan facility is for that one sholazar basin questline in wotlk
they just removed the model for the facility and tossed in a little barricade for flavor i guess

>>535507668
yeah it is

>>535507671
>>535507673
can you turdle shills lay off the copium already, you lost

vibe status?

>>535507825
Sovlfvl

Where is the mobile headed?

>>535507330
You've been saying this for days

>>535507952
People were yelling to go to menethil before the server reset

POCHIE WEEKEND?!

IT'S MORE LIKELY THAN YOU THINK!!!

No pfUI for wotlk?

remember, turtlesisters.

we have group finder and they don't. we will win.

Spotted in the barrens - durotar river

was the earthen ring around in classic? i actually don't remember

What time does turtle launch? Is Dutch trying to snipe it?

>>535508436
100% they are sniping the launch at this point

>>535508436
obviously. everyone is terrified of turtle launching a new server which is hilarious cause tons of nordanaar people dont give a shit at all. it's gonna be a perfectly modest launch and pochlets are losing their minds, probably because the pop today has been dismal.

>>535508436
Sniping Amby launch is 100% the plan right now, Dutch is staying up past his bedtime after all.

Can these people breathe without assistance?

FIELD OF GRIED FIX AND THEN LAUNCH?!?!

>>535508579
good bait

The ratchet boatguy doesn't work either :c

>>535508589
>Dutch is staying up past his bedtime after all.
Gonna get that man a glass of warm milk so he can sleep well tonight.

big fuckoff lizard
not a rare or an elite so i assume he's a quest mob

Almost there....

>>535508664
nice cope

>>535508679
click "nevermind"

>>535507560
Me and the other orcs are lining up

>>535508679
You click nevermind and it works! The boatman lied!

LAUNCH IN A COUPLE HOURS

>>535508680
kaytotes can give him some tips

I'm having trouble becoming the Pearl... I don't have what it takes. I'm sorry.

LAST CHANCE TO GET SLEEP WE LAUNCH TONIGHT

>>535507458
lol
i made it up there thanks to an oversight
nice untextured wall

>>535508267
>1178 hp
lvl 20ish?

>>535508915
>>535508853
>couple of hours
Maybe I should go get some monster zeros...

>>535505437
It's just alright. Their main advantage is the massive vanilla world, which is great if you're playing it for the first time. But for those of us who've been there for years, that world isn't that interesting anymore.

leftover godrays behind the wall
must've been a rush job

>>535508253
dungeon queue is soulless and destroyed wow, alongside many other "qol" features like difficulty modes

>>535509302
>>535508983
It'll get cleaned up in post

Amphibious assault on org underway

where did everyone in wetlands go...

>>535509527
the noshoes will never see it coming

>>535509527
Sovl

call me noshoes one more time pigskin

>>535509140
By couple of hours I hope he means 8+ hours because fuck me I have to go to work in 10 minutes

how do i install questie? i need questie...

I hope somebody recorded this raid holy fuck im dying.

>>535509771
no you don't

>>535509771
Just read the questie text sis. Pochies don't need questie...

>>535509368
extremely retarded nostalgia cope opinion. mouthbreathing wow players dont use designated LFG channels and world is too clogged up with guild spam and faggots on to use it reliably. turdle's doesn't even teleport you to the dungeon.

so if this is what 2k players looks like, how does turtle have supposedly 10k.
but there is nobody anywhere

holy FVARK ascension i kneel...

Retards are waiting for a boat that will never come

>>535508267
Likely a new lvl 20 elite quest. Silverpine has one so barrens almost certainly does too.

>>535509916
uhhhh shut the fuck up

>>535509957
Kaladin going full hard for us

>>535509957
BASED

If it's not tomorrow, I hope they release it midweek so I can get some PTO in...

>>535509916
stop being transphobic chuddie

>>535508579
kek is this the new ambie quote after weeks of gloating that it will kill epoch?

>>535509975
It's only level 14.

>>535510126
its tonight or early morning tomorrow 100%

>>535510126
it'll be in the next few hours

>>535510126
I'm finna working from home and not working at all

looks like this is actually unfinished custom content and not just leftover wotlk assets
they actually put some work into this part of the map
left is eopch, right is wotlk

>still no update in the discord
I'm not feeling so good about this couple of hours things...

>>535510282
No chance they launch it midnight america time/retard oclock in the morning euro time.

>>535510325
Maybe it'll be part of some attunement quest for Uldum when that comes out in a few months.

>>535510349
Dutch said it's safe to go to sleep

>>535510412
that was when it originally launched? I don't think Dutch cares about an 'optimal' time they're just trying to get it out ASAP.

>He slept?
>CRANK it

>update in an hour
>servers are now up, epoch is officially launched.

anyone got a screenshot of the mass watery grave>>535510507

>>535510541
It originally launched at 5pm UK time lol

alright i'm going to bed

>>535510503
i forgot they had a titan raid lined up, that does fit
good thinking

war room status?

Staying up to see if we need to race for our names again

>>535510847
Nothing will happen tonight

>>535510847
Pretty much this. I'll take a nap before launch but I wanna know if I need to set an alarm to get my names again

wtf is this

>>535510847
same
I won't be able to sleep if there's a chance I can lose my name

>>535510828
shenna keeps trying to kill herself

>>535510939
To tell you about ironman

rofl, lmao even

Pretty happy with my UI

>>535511106
>quest arrow

valley of winds is still fuq

>>535511269
>didn't turn off pet names
uh oh xister

>>535511269
hi mewmewmew

reminder that when you go to sleep that's when the server launches

>>535511342
I gotchu, going to bed now. Have fun pochies.

>Epoch cucks scared of Twow so bad they are desperately trying to rush launch the server with thousands of unfixed bugs
Have fun with your 2k pop and broken abilities and quests

>>535511269
how did you forget to censor your name that's in the middle of the screen but censored the one in the bottom right

why are the wolf noises in elwyn so fucking loud wtf

>>535511419
>Have fun with your 2k pop and broken abilities and quests
I will, thanks! Hope you have fun on your fresh turtle! c:

>>535511519
xe's not even gonna play on turtle fresh, xe's gonna be here seething and shilling

>>535511476
They're taking flight.

>1500 unfixed bugs
Lmao

Can someone link the epoch class changes / talent calc thing

Imma have one last look at it and decide if i want to play

Should I share my super secret WC3 sounds mod patch?

holy shit they put way too much vfx on this debuff

>>535511695
They probably aren't using github anymore now that it's owned by Ascension maybe?

>>535511695
This is not real.
is it?

>>535511719
sure
project-epoch.net

petah, the sweats are here.

How are my POCHIE nigger faggot trannies doing tonight?

Stranglethorn world boss is loose in the arena

>>535511887
>these retards actually think it's a soft launch
I cannot wait for their cries of anguish.

>>535512049
APE ESCAPE

>>535511728
sure

>>535512049
is that supposed to represent a Black Man's buttock's and taint?

>>535512049
RAPE APE IS ON THE PROWL FOR LOW LEVEL BUSSY IN HIS TOWN

>>535512192
rape ape is actually a pajeet in real life. just fyi.

new uldum entrance model

>>535511887
How long was the server up?
What level of nolifing do people have to hit 17-18 by then...

>>535512049
>made a world boss so metafags can't rush the arena chest at level 1
holy based

>>535512312
it's been up for like 12 hours besides some random restarts.

>>535512286
are you black? i am trans and i have a black fetish.

When is the launch lads?
Do I have a nap now or stay up?

>>535512353
I saw him punt a guy entirely out of the arena, this screenshot is mid-fling

>>535511887
Is this Ambershire?

was anyone able to get the wc3 ui to work?

>>535512432
relaunch as soon as you go to sleep

>>535512432
see >>535508853
>>535508915
few hours from those posts aka when dutch wakes up from his mini nap

>>535512432
the most efficient thing to do is to kys. but besides that i would suggest napping and staying up.

KING GNOK JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

>>535511106
Hey that's me

LMAO THE CART GOES ALL THE WAY FROM RAZOR HILL TO THUNDERBUFF

>>535512523
yea, it worked really well in 2001. although i was overall extremely disappointed and felt like the game was a massive downgrade from starcraft.

>>535512489
lmao that's awesome

>>535512717
how does it smell though?

new troll area

>>535512717
>cart is the new zepp
SOVL

>>535511695
that's pretty concerning. i don't think it's going to work.

can i sleep and be safe to wake at 8:00 EST pls respond I have a 13 hour shift tomorrow.

>>535513073
lol no, launch in 1h 17 minutes see>>535512593

>>535513069
He safe now.

I'm making a video of the line and its collapse+race to Theramore for those who weren't there.

>>535513073
go work your 13 hour shift and then kneel at your jewish owner's feet and thank him. then beg him to take the next day off to post on /epog/

>>535512960
lots of new horde areas... any new alliance stuff?

looks like they're doing something with a water elemental up here

DVTCH IS TYPING...

uhhh

>>535513267
>>535512960
>your average troll security = just walk past it lmao

>>535513069
understandable

>>535513073
here's a protip for life. the main way to get ahead in a "13 hour shift" situation is to be the one that eats the most anus. i know it sound very pajeet to say that, but this is reality. i wouldn't worry about epoch if you are working 13 hour shifts. good night my friend.

>>535513281
Fool me once, shame on me..

>>535508398
They were yes, 1 of the BFD quest givers is from them.

>>535513298
Fake screenshot. I saw this in the list of shill images Shenna handed out.

>>535513298
false alarm

>>535513281
REAL

>>535513281
HOLD

wtf tbcbros???

>no space horsecock in epoch
we lost

niggers are still at menethil docks lol

>>535511308
>>535511332
>>535511469
Oops.

Shhhhh

couple undead npcs down there
up to no good as usual

>>535513258
nothing that i've seen so far
there were some night elf ruins in south ungoro but from what i could see there were just mobs there, no friendly npcs

Playing a level 9 human paladin. Installed pfquest, logged back in, seals were not on my bar, spell book, and nothing learnable from trainer. This also happened to my level 1 Pally Undead, who has no languages and cannot speak.

AAIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>535513630
>noshoes favoritism
well it's accurate to vanilla at least

>>535513692
why is the cart massively oversized....

LAUNCH TONIGHT
>LAUNCH TONIGHT
LAUNCH TONIGHT
>LAUNCH TONIGHT

>>535513258
>>535513710
Wetlands has some new ally stuff
Arathi as well I think

>>535513504
Stop lying faggots

DUTCH CONFIRMED LAUNCH IN 2 HOURS

>>535513630
>undead npcs down there
>up to no good as usual
Your niggers have summoned the Burning Legion to Azeroth

DO I TAKE THE FUNNY GUMMY OR NOT DUTCH, LET ME KNOW!

>>535513710
honestly not even sure if it's a horde area or not, the guards aren't pvp flagged and there's one lone vendor npc

DVTCH IS TYPING UP A STORM...

The server kaytotes founded is now full of people meming on him

Wait isn't it waaayyy past Dutch's bed time?!

Mama Dutch isn't going to like this at all.... :skull:

>>535513947
HE IS NOT TYPING STOP FUCKING SAYING THAT SSSSAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRR

>>535514008
that's his own fault

>>535513692
>>535513772
That moment when i want them to use bfa carts instead.

DUTCH THINKING ABOUT TYPING

>>535514017
Look at epog-updates and wait for a while
He is stopping and starting

>>535513692
Wait a second...

WHY DO CARTS WORK BUT NOT BOTES?!?!?!

>>535514154
he always takes forever to write an update
I don't know why he doesn't write a draft on notepad and just paste the whole thing once he's done

DVTCH IS TYPING

So Kaytotes was going to launch with all these bugs?

How the fuck did orcs get to booty bay?

>>535514443
>So Kaytotes was going to launch
lol

>>535504628 (OP)
I've never played Classic wow (have played retail tho). I like the idea of a 'classic+' moreso than regular classic. Is epoch worth a shot? It seems like its either epoch or twow but I'm not sure which one is better. Seems like epoch is way more hyped right now.

CONFIRMED TYPING

>>535514335
boats/zeps go through loading screens and the world partitions crash them

>then I'll have another update to talk about launch. Will send another update tonight.
He talks like he is the captain now.

>>535514558
He is.

>>535514443
Yes, and wipe after a week when people start selling duped gold and items.

little hut on land's end beach
i would get closer but the graveyard is a million miles away and there are a lot of sharks

>>535514558
God emperor or some such

>>535514505
Epoch might have (and already did) have a rocky launch but I prefer it in the end
Just look at their features and go with your gut, they're both launching fresh very soon

>>535514505
twow is p2w slop

TOMORROW AT 6AM

>Names reserved
basedbasedbasedbased

UPPY

LAUNCH SUNDAY

LAUNCH IS HAPPENING

A NEW DUTCH JUST DROPPED

>>535513458
Kek

Turtle on suicide watch

10.5 hours until launch you cunts

1400 what fukin timezone

POCHIE FUCKING SUNDAY!!!!!!!!

WE'RE GOING HOME

The names I reserved are on an account I can't access because I signed up for original Epoch with the same email as my existing Ascension account.

HAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAAHAHA

>>535514694
THEY ACTUALLY DID IT
SHENNA BTFO CONFIRMED

POCHIE SUNDAY
>POCHIE SUNDAY
POCHIE SUNDAY
>POCHIE SUNDAY

>Sniped Ambershire's launch
my hero

>>535514660
>>535514656
it seems like both games (from the research I've done) won't have RP PvP servers. Is there a reason for this? Is PvP just too 'hardcore' for most people this days or what's up with that. RP PvP was popping back in actual classic if I remember correctly.

TURTLEKEKS ON SUICIDE WATCH

>>535514785
Log in with your ascension account retarded frogposter

>>535514694
Just one more sleepy bwos

>>535514694
FRESHGODS WON
>FRESHGODS WON
FRESHGODS WON
>FRESHGODS WON
FRESHGODS WON

SLEEP NOW!!! LAUNCHING IN 10!!! POCHIE WEEKEND!!!!

OH NO NO NO TURTLE BROS

>launching a couple hours before turtle
ABSOLUTE SAVAGE

POCHIE
FUCKING
SUNDAY

kek

man.... I really wanted to play on PVP but I don't know if I can resist the temptation to start asap.....
will there be other pvp servers?

POCHIE SUNDAY
POCHIE SUNDAY

>>535514694
WE'RE REALLY DOING IT KAYTOTES WE'RE GOING HOME

1TARDS ON SUICIDE WATCH

>>535514842
That's what I'm doing, retard, the existing Ascension account overwrites my original account which had my characters on it

in the end the wipegods won
kneel

GET FUKIN WOIPED

I think I'll get drunk and sleep. See you guys at launch

>>535514694
THE MADMAN DID IT!
ASCENSION's BBC+ WENT WILD ON TURDLE!

>>535514881
SHENNA IS CRYING SOMEONE CALL XER

THE POCHIE SUNDAY IS REAL!!!
Launching hours before turtle as well, they're so petty I love it.

>>535514881
>Gurubashi likely launches the exact same time as turtle for extra fuck you points

Dutch working his staff to death just to dab on Turtle

>>535504628 (OP)
>meidomane
Nice.

>>535514928
They merged them, go check your character tab on the site.
>t. Looking at my Epoch character right now

>>535514986
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WE FUCKING WON

anyone in turtlecord able to show us the meltdown?

some kind of underwater crypt

>>535514694
wipechads won
rip lvl 12 shaman

guru bros... not like this....

Gurubashi fags are second class citizens

>>535507756
I thought you were playing on Kezan...

>>535515028
It's over for me.

>>535515118
Where?

It's gotten a bit quiet from the Turtleshills

>>535515125
I'm sorry brother, but it will be worth it.

>>535515154
PvE server is the test server so Gurubashi run flawlessly. More important.

>>535515028
Mine are not merged... FUCK

>>535515028
screenshot or didnt happen

>huge swaths of jank and broken content
>kaytotes sloppy quests and oversized building and objects are ignored
>very unpolished
>launch tomorrow
amazing. L
(not a turtle shill, fuck that faggot ass jann and fuck Shenna)

I'm a newfag, what is so different about PVP realms? there was a bit of pvp just now in the test

POCHIE SUNDAY
>POCHIE SUNDAY
POCHIE SUNDAY
>POCHIE SUNDAY
POCHIE SUNDAY
>POCHIE SUNDAY

>>535515248
keeping crying turdie ambershite is doa

>>535515181
I was! But then I was swayed by the guruposting, and the fact that ambershire will ALSO be a PvE realm...

>>535515118
and there's air in it!
as well as undead oozes that can't swim

>>535515196
west side of land's end beach

>>535515249
On pve, it's opt in. On pvp, it's force toggled.

THANKS FOR BETA TESTING KEZANKEKS

>Dutch saves us from Kaytotes
Can every female or femboi please go over to his house and drain his balls please?

LIVE SHENNA REACTION

>>535514694
Someone that is on turtle discord confirm what hour they launch, I know they have announced it.

>delayed gurubashi
I guess I'm playing Ambie.....

>>535515249
Most zones after like lvl 20 are alliance v horde. Either side can attack the other at while. Basically rogues gank you nonstop.

>>535515194
>>535515247
>>535515229
Hey so I a retarded fucking faggot and forgot I made a character on Bronzebeard with the same name as my Epoch main. The names should still show up once the realm gets spun up, I'm assuming they can just generate a level 1 character with that name. Can you forgive me?

>>535515248
in an ideal world, gaytotes coding team would have been competent, but considering how quickly Dutch got it up and running smoothly, i think people just wanna play the game anon, even if there are bugs and issues. it'll be fun

>>535514857
I want to grope her tummy...

Turtle trannies keep walking

>>535515249
every faction has two sfe zones. After that they are contested and you are automatically flagged

>>535514839
turtle has an RPPVP realm but it's kinda old and not as active as the main one
I kinda wish Gurubashi was RP-PVP, would've rolled there in an instant

between 1.18's bugs and epoch's bugs, after all this gay private server feuding, somehow i think i'm going back to retoilet. kek

POCHIE HYPE
>POCHIE HYPE
POCHIE HYPE
>POCHIE HYPE
POCHIE HYPE
>POCHIE HYPE

Gurubros.... why do we keep getting treated like this?

>>535515248
This. Reminder that pets and abilities are still broken. Boats don’t work. It’ll be a broken mess for months.

>>535515382
You are forgiven but I have a feeling the account migration thing will be a shitshow

>>535515454
>Turtroons already coping saying it'll be nice having a "comfy" (read: dead) leveling experience

>>535515320
Still playing a gnome mage?

>>535515518
owned

>>535515383
UUUUUUGGGGGHHHHHHHHH THE 10 HOUR GOONING SESSION STARTS NOW

>>535515548
Probably, we'll see soon.

BACK OF THE NET IN THE FINAL STRETCH ITS LIKE POTTERY

>>535515383
ugly woman. post a real woman that has her clit in a cage

>>535515457
blizz always comes out on top by doing nothing

Stop posting thick jiggly cosplay sluts

without a name

ITS HAPPENING

>Warlock and Hunter still broken
>Buffs still broken
>Bugged quests
>Boats don’t work
>Mob pathing bugged
>LOS doesn’t work
Eflop fags think this is a win lmao

>>535515518
because wow pvp has always been an afterthought minigame
enjoy the corpse runs btw

>>535514694
SHENNA AND HER CULTISTS IN SHAMBLES

>>535515673
sovl

I hope the wipe fucks name reservation up
FUCK name hoarders

WHAT FUCKING TIMEZONE DUTCH?>!?!?!?!?!1

You really have to wonder how much retarded coding the Ascension team had to fix.

>>535515695
>Warlock and Hunter still broken
eh? my pet works fine

>>535515485
Pochie.... Sunday....

>rushing launch out the gate to try and beat turtle
Turtle broke you

>>535515695
Fixed
Fixed
Captain Placeholder is my fuarking hero
Fixed
Yes it does

now that the dust has settled
was the prune/wipe/nowipe poll just stalling for time?

>>535514694
>character names from original launch will still be reserved

Does that mean this stress test or only the OG launch from weeks ago?
I just made my character today, will I keep the character but just reset to lv 1?

going to bed now bros, see you at home when I wake up

>>535515780
every single thing epoch did past the failed launch was stalling for time

>>535515783
OG launch

>>535515780
Maybe

My money is on
>They had no idea what to do

>>535515783
OG Launch

>>535515783
I'm guessing it means the characters you had before the merge

>>535515752
>(This is your timezone)

>>535515383
>no benis
Lame.

turtlers: stfu
no-wipers: stfu
doomers: stfu

>>535515518
Guru was always the backup server fren, we'll persevere until launch!
>>535515560
Nope! I'm going nelf druid for stealth kot shenanigans! Will be beelining nurturing instinct so I can heal frens while still gearing agi leather c:

>>535515695
literally all of these are fixed, besides the boats, which have a captain tele so who cares.
You Turtle fags are literally out of talking points.

>>535515780
Yes

>>535515518
Kezan is the test server. They want to iron everything out for the real server, Gurubashi.

>>535515780
of course lmao
this would not be up without dutch

>POCHIE SUNDAY
POCHIE SUNDAY
>POCHIE SUNDAY
POCHIE SUNDAY

>>535515985
HAHAHAHAH GURUCOPE GOING STRONG I SEE

AMBERSHITE LOST

>>535515695
captain placeholder is as vanilla as it gets troon

I guess I'm a little gnome priest on Kezan now...

>>535515946
>which have a captain tele so who cares.
the tele that they couldnt get to work? the tele that when you press nevermind sends you to booty bay? yeah man it works like finding a used bandaid on the ground and slapping it on a wound, for sure.

>>535515914
Like I said I just joined today. I've been playing bronzebeard for a while and just used that account to login.

Launch characters weren't in the stress test? So someone could have already had the name I used on the stress test from the OG launch? And they get it back. N-no...

>>535514694
>beat the deadline for 4 hours
Guess the old story is wrong - the hare did beat the turtle.
Congratulations Dutch and team you saved us all.

>>535516154
Don't leave me...

>>535516174
>the tele that they couldnt get to work?
It works.
>the tele that when you press nevermind sends you to booty bay?
Oh no, a dialoge fix. Where will they find the 20 seconds to do that?

>population is going to be at least 7k+
ffs just set the cap at 5k and end this megaserver cancer

I'm still playing Gurubashi alliance. I will never play on Kezan crossfaction reddit baby server.

>>535516154
NO SISTER DO NOT GIVE UP!

>>535516185
yeah I had my OG name taken in for these stress tests, glad I won't have to try to get it like a maniac again
you'll just have to pray I guess

nothing on this last little patch of land
it was here in vanilla but it might just be too obscure to get anything

>>535516257
And that folks, the history of wow pservers

>>535516185
Yeah, unfortunately for newfriends that's how it will work. But I can't blame the devs for wanting the players who were there for the launch to keep their names. They're like the "founders".

AHAHAHAHA WE ARE SO FUCKING BACK FUCK YOU STUPID TURTLENIGGERS

>>535516257
Watch Shenna push the launch date forward out of spite.

>who cares about bugs and immersion as long as we launch first before Twow
The state of Eflop cultists

>>535516327
>he thinks gurubashi isn't also "a reddit server"
>he thinks gurubashi isn't also "full of browns"
>he thinks gurubashi isn't also "full of trannies"
server cucks are insufferable, please shut the fuck up

guru bros, we need to keep the pressure so they release at the same time

Gurus you are banned from making a char on kezan at launch

>>535516412
You think Vanilla WoW launched bug free?

say sorry right now, epoch is going live because of ascension GODS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJuXKeiM4_0

BOW DOWN TO THE
BOW DOWN TO THE KING

Ambershire will be D. O. A.

>>535516443
BR fags btfo'd AHAHAAHA SECOND AFTERTHOUGHT SERVER AHAHAHAHA PVE CHADS WIN AGAIN WOHOOOOO

I had a birthday, what I miss?

holy shit there's so much mist here

bugs are vanillacore
fuck off retroons

i dont want to relevel 1 to 10
this probably means i shouldnt bother if i dont evne have the patience for such a simple thing but im addicted

>>535516524
happy birthday!

>>535516412
>immersion
nigger, everyone is running around on turtle and rainbow cloud mounts on your server

Turtleheads have lost control of the narrative.

>>535516524
Happy Birthday Nigga, launch up in 10 hours.

>>535516484
if nobody is there to see it arrive, is it truly doa?

>>535515695
classic was released in a buggy, broken, unfinished state too. COMFY SOVLFVL KINO

>>535516443
Kezan has cross faction. Nuff said.

>>535516576
Turtle has and always will be a shitty janky server, dead endgame filled with Russian/Ukrainian draft dodgers

>>535516546
SOVL. Reminds me of a JRPG overworld.

>>535516443
PvE is brown
Crossfaction is reddit

You don't have the IQ to PvP and you like crossfaction because you're reddit

>delayed gurubashi release
for god's sake, why? fastest way to kill the server

>>535516551
F R E S H
R
E
S
H

Bout to down 15mg melatonin and benadryl to go out asap and be ready in the morning

genuine question: why did it take turtle so long to launch ambershire? from the time they announced the launch date of ambie, epoch managed to have 3 stealth launches, 3 business deals, 6 kidneys harvested to fund the server etc.
surely it couldnt have been hard to just crank a server in a couple of days, considering turtle's core actually works fine, unlike epochie

>names will be preserved
>will have to start and end my name with xX to get anything
It's over. I can't recover from this.

>congratulations you got yourself a playable server
>Was smooth launch part of your master plan?
>Of coursh.
>If i would launch my servers 4 hours after you, would you die?
>It would be extremely painfull
>You are a big guy, Dutch
>For you

Today I will remind them
>At least we have a decent roadmap
https://youtu.be/ATXSJhdmfwE
https://youtu.be/vIuS0DXGY6Y
https://youtu.be/uBJmyhE2_pQ
https://youtu.be/njXP0hfJBjc
https://youtu.be/5gy_3Dy5nXE

Hope you guys have a good launch. Really, because I'd like to have two classic+ projects, but right now, Epoch ain't worth a shit.

>>535514694
>They actually made it in time for the 17th
OHHHHH SHIIIIIIIIT
NO SCOPE, RAW? LIKE THAT? OOOOOH FUCK
The turtle war room is dead, they fucking snioed sheena back, it's over

does it still make sense to make a dwarf priest? or is it gnome all the way.

>>535516546
camping here with your party of friends and just shooting the shit while fishing...
ahhh, sovl overload

>>535516546
>>535516713
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NcllQRpnLXQ

>wipe deniers coping til the very last second
BUT THERE WAS A POLL! There was a poll...

>>535516734
dutch looked at the gurubashi pop and decided it wasn't worth it since it's so low lmao

>>535516725
you are literally going to be +5 hours minimum behind from PvE chads, you're server is an afterthought containment zone for BR's and russkie retards. Enjoy!

bweeeh... guru...

>>535516798
to be frank, they are incredibly stupid

>>535516798
>2 weeks is too long
who fucking cares, retard, it's over for your scam carnival.

>>535516273
>It works
you know it doesnt you dumb faggot.
>Oh no, a dialoge fix. Where will they find the 20 seconds to do that?
they didn't have it earlier apparently because initially the placeholder didn't have options. then when they added options, they didnt work.

>>535516546
SOVL

>>535516798
Ziggers had to stay low profile to avoid draft letters from putting

Cnd from blizzard is nothing compared to those

>>535516854
You are brown.

>play PvE when I want to PvE
>play PvP when I want to PvP
Why is this so hard for gurutards to understand?

>>535516564
>>535516578
Thank you, that's father having behaviour.

>Servers will be wiped before launch
>Also names will be preserved
????

>>535517026
Actually, Dutch personally fixed all 1500 bugs in a single night. Yeah. Im thinking its POCHIE SUNDAY TURDNIGGER.

They are really rushing it, I would've prefered if it was launched with most of the issues solved, though at this point I think everyone who stuck around is fine with some bugs. Looking forward to the shitshow.

>>535516981
your server will be dead within 1 month after the freshchasers lose interest lol, make sure to kneel and apologize before you swap!

nyoo how will i manage to get level 15 again when im an unemployed loser...

>>535517038
Why would I be grieving? I have custom zones and thousands of custom quests.

>>535517068
names being locked to accounts have been thing in wow for a time.

>>535517068
when you delete a character even on retail that name is tethered to your account for x amount of time

thousandtusks status?

>>535517068
You'll have your characters that you made back at level 1 all progress reset

>>535517068
Ever heard of a rollback?
It's kinda like saving a game

Turtleshills going into overdrive tonight AHAHAHAHA

when servers are wiped, should I stay a human, or roll a dwarf or gnome? I'm obviously an alliance chad.

>>535517032
Kezan will have an opt-in war mode yeah? I'm debating between the realms leaning towards Kezan cause of that

>>535516798
They expected Epoch to actually launch at some point within the least 3 weeks and were hoping people would think it was bad and jump ship when Ambershite launched.
Turtlefags have a LOT of confidence in their server's custom content despite it being mediocre in reality.

>>535516524
Some sovlfull gaming on test and absolutely big dick swinging moves from ascension holy shit

>>535517173
>>535517170
>>535517167
>>535517152
What a bunch of bullshit, I made a character with random letters with the assumption there would be a wipe.

>>535516546
Welcome to Vvardenfel

How long until Ambershire gets merged into normal servers? 1 month?

>>535517032
They are from third world countries and lack critical thinking skills

>>535517198
anything as long as it's NOT human
they're pretty fucking boring

>>535517207
illya owes me sex

>>535517096
yeah, it kinda sucks. the playerbase seems really vocal about how scared they are of turtle's server so i guess they're just going with it. if they had a spine they would give it at least one or two more weeks of actual testing and fixing for a pristine launch. even if they did it at half the breakneck pace they did today, it'd be way infinitely better than what we're about to get.

>>535517285
Not the test characters, the ones from original launch

Reminder: Guru-NIGGERS need to wait at the end of the line.

turtletrannies meltie lmao @ ur lyfe

I think I’m gonna roll on Ambershire, I have good names reserved there and more content to do. Plus it’s looking like it’ll be a more relaxed launch and will dodge the SOD retards

>>535504628 (OP)
why are the links to Pochie compatible addons and mods gone? terrible OP

>>535517319
never because turtle is going to double their playerbase and needs the second server to keep up with demand

>>535517342
oh for real? alright we're good then, fuck you i got mine.

>>535517326
dwarf woman>human male>gnome male>Dwarf male>>>>>>>>>gnome female>human female>gnome female

Now admit it.
Was epoch purchase by BIG DADDY DUTCH a bad thing or a good one.

>>535517379
holy cope batman

We're so back

>>535517026
Epoch has been closed source for over a week. There will be no more github updates.

>>535517381
scampuss

>>535517379
ESL copium overdose in progress

Oh actually I was partially wrong you will have to remake chharacter but only you can use that name

>>535517336
You people are making a really big deal about very minor things that will take a matter of days to fix. All of the major problems were sorted out in the past week and throughout today.

soul of iron disabled for launch.

>>535517319
1 hour lol

>>535517379
>Same cope as turdle troons
Not a good look sister.

>>535517471
Seriously? I'm done with Epoch then.
Anyone who runs a pserver and doesn't contribute to the open source community can go fuck themselves.

>>535517539
>had some bugs
how do you fuck something like that up?

>As a quick note, Soul of Iron / Hardcore had some bugs with it, and it will be disabled on launch. It should be hotfixed by Epoch team asap. Probably best because launch is the worst time to make a hardcore character!
Hopefully it'll be fixed for those peeps soon.

>>535517525
My undead paladin will also keep her RP friendly name. Feels good.

>>535517336
I'm more worried about content bugs than server not working properly at this point.

>>535517319
I'm guessing they'll let them stay separate for at least a year as long as Ambershire has at least a few guilds raiding, and then will merge them next year when Ambershire catches up to Nord.

>>535517558
>muh open soars

>kaytotes hasn't said a single thing
I kinda feel bad for him

>>535517451
Currently it's a positive development, any negative repercussions will take several months or even years to manifest.

>>535517026
newfags need to lurk moar.
ascension doesn’t use github.
they’re a closed source project.

>>535517609
See you in the RP guild big guy.
Firm handshakes all around
The Kezan shadow council won so fucking hard

>>535517596
someone said they were buffs?
I wonder if you could dispel them lmao

>>535517328
Only if you roll on Kezan

>>535517558
You fucking retard they are running a business with mtx not a charity
Stop living in fantasy land

Every private server that had any success has had their core locked behind 6 chastity cages because all of the open source shit is broken as fuck

Yes that includes epoch

>>535517605
>No timeline on when it'll happen
these fags never change

We're going Home!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Qgk_8fEQhs

>>535517558
So you don't play on Turtle then?

>>535517728
If there's a queue they're gonna slap on another server.

>>535517642
>>535517735
>allowing ascension to hoard development and ignore licensing
Hope that works out 4u. I'm gonna laugh my ass off when Blizzard's lawyers finally go after Ascension and fuck your community into the ground.

FREE GURUBASHI

>>535516981
you are a tranny

>>535517523
>>535517539
>>535517552
I can keep my name AND no HCniggers? I fucking KNEEL Dutch

>>535517605
What the fuck. I was going to do a hardcore run. I’m bored of normal wow. Why the fuck are they rushing the launch? Are they that scared of Turtle?

>>535517558
ascension has already stated they have pushed a lot of their big fixes to open source

>>535517596
Probably some edge cases where you can die and still keep the challenge or some shit

>>535517795
Just like they did for past 8 years as ascension was selling LITERAL FUCKING PAID STORE BLIZZARD MADE MOUNTS for real money

Shut the fuck up clown stop posting, any time

>>535517336
You talk as it everyone hasn't been teased, cucked and edged out of playing for almost a month now.
>scared of turtle
Nigga turtle decided on a fresh server after seeing the epoch shitshow.

>>535517795
>I'm gonna laugh my ass off when Blizzard's lawyers finally go after Ascension and fuck your community into the ground.
But enough about Turtle.

10 hours until we can play the fucking game!

>>535517596
>>535517693
i believe the problem was that the shame buff after dying could be clicked off?

Isn't it crazy how the good guys always win?

>>535517558
?
>>535517552
>>535517523
I wonder how this works on the server side of things

>>535517728
I'm going to log in without effort.
I'm a pillar of the community and a vip.
I also fuck zoomers

I won't even need an energy drink tomorrow, chugging turtranny tears will keep be going for hours

Guruchads... hold the line...

>>535517950
I'm a zoomer

>>535517596
Yesterday during the stress test, I had already died and it let me accept it. That's probably the major one.

>>535518020
Female zoomers.
Sorry bud

>>535517847
I need a chubby shortstack to fuck her tits NOW
>>535517728
The one on the right mogs hard

I made an ascension account with the same email as Epoch but a different password, when I attempt to log into the client with my old Epoch username/pass combo it doesn't work.

Am I fucked and gonna lose my names?

>Been waiting patiently since forever
>No HC on launch
>Not even an idea on when it'll be added

>>535517847
can u please just roll on kezan, we fucking hate you

>>535517795
blizzard doesn't care at all, enjoy tinkering with your shitty linux setup fatass lol

HOLY FVARK

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kv-uZEQDMVM

>>535517931
>>535517759
Turtle is the #1 contributor to the VMANGOS project retards.
>>535517920
>>535518113
Blizzard didn't want to C&D Ascension because they didn't have their alternative ready to go. Midnight is literally adopting Ascension's free pick class mix and match system and they're doing Classic+ themselves. Ascension will die in the next two years. Screenshot this.

just take the L turtletrannies its okay I keep hearing how full your server is no need for us amirtie?

why can't kes stop himself from shitting on the parade

>AIIIIEEEE NO HC LAUNCH
It'll probably be up within an hour of launch.

>>535518073
Your loss!!

>>535517847
We'll be there soon fren C:

>>535518087
use your email

>>535517916
Hey Midna anon, see that
>>535517596
Had some bugs, get it?
Cause how you fuck bugs?
Get it? bugs like glitches and you?
fucking bugs?

>>535518087
You use the mail and ascension password, the two accounts are supposedly merged.

>>535518146
>Ascension will die in 2 years when Dutch is going to be sailing on his yacht between dubai and mediterran

Oh no ...

>>535517691
There's an RP guild??

>>535517728
why do you have this image saved on your pc?

>>535518146
post github contributions (you have 0)

>>535518165
What now

>>535517923
>You talk as it everyone hasn't been teased, cucked and edged out of playing for almost a month now.
if this is the only thing in your life to where it impacted you, that's your problem. even dutch knows it's not in a state to launch, but he's king jew around here and he isn't going to delay this mindbroken herd of a playerbase for his own standards.
>Nigga turtle decided on a fresh server after seeing the epoch shitshow
they did it because nordanaar was getting queue times from refugees showing up along with 1.18. turtle absolutely does not give a shit about ambershire the way epoch players seem to. it's not some massive undertaking for them to throw up another server like it is to get epoch ready lol

>>535518092
The ascension team just doesn't care about hc players

>>535518121
>>535518223
KINO

>>535518146
listen bruh we're all playing until the official classic+ lets be real.

Are we boomer /rolling loot on pochie pals or loot counciling everything to tranny buddies?

>>535518296
many pedophiles on this website. the same people will argue that lolisho is "based"

>>535518206
These are falsehoods! Do not believe them!

>>535518204
>>535518224
Log in works with my email + the new password. No way to check that they actually got merged properly though lol, I guess I'll find out in 10 hours.

Should I have genuine concern for guru now?

intra is probably the only good communicator on the epoch side with magic gone