/smbg/ - Super Mario Bros. General #303
Welcome to the Super Mario Bros. General, in this kingdom of ours here we discuss everything MARIO! Let's continue the Paisano journey!
/smbg/ #303 - Kings of Kingdoms that King edition
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>>Mario News and Releases<<
γ!γMario & Luigi: Brothership has officially released!
γ!γDonkey Kong Country Returns HD has officially released!
γ!γSuper Nintendo World in Orlando Florida has opened!
γ!γMario Kart World has officially released!
γ!γDonkey Kong Bananza has officially released!
γ!γSuper Mario Party Jamboree: Switch 2 + TV update has officially released!
>Future Release Dates:
γ!γMario Movie 2 -potentially- releases on April 3rd, 2026
>Current News Links:
γ!γMario Paint - Super NES β Nintendo Classics
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ok8hd9D6ImM
γ!γSuper Mario Strikers β Nintendo GameCube β Nintendo Switch Online + Expansion Pack
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1VOcz6Z5PRY
γ!γDonkey Kong Bananza Direct 6.18.2025
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YVUidGTR8xg
γ!γMario Kart World - Direct Trailer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3pE23YTYEZM&ab_channel=NintendoofAmerica
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>General Paisano Links
https://www.mariowiki.com/
https://www.suppermariobroth.com/
>Netplay Guide
https://pastebin.com/kZVHmZGR
>SMA4 level editor (SMA4 Mods - Smaghetti)
https://smaghetti.com/
>SM64 Mod ROM hacks [ replace () with a dot ]
https://rentry()co/romhacks (Guide for newer players & for interest)
https://romhacking()com/
>/smbg/ Anon interest
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>Etc. Interest
Post any SMM2 / SMW levels ya' got!
Post gameplay videos!
Share your Strikers club and builds!
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Previous World:
>>534912294
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 4:35:14 AM
No.535515157
First for Peachy!
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 4:37:02 AM
No.535515310
>>535514606 (OP)
Meeting of Majesty.
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 4:38:16 AM
No.535515417
>>535515814
>>535550868
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 4:42:40 AM
No.535515814
>>535516582
>>535598750
>>535515417
anon thats like an obese woman ass
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 4:46:00 AM
No.535516119
>>535714658
Pauline feet
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 4:51:36 AM
No.535516582
>>535515814
Funny how people can achieve that without otherwise being obese
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 5:28:03 AM
No.535519927
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 5:46:27 AM
No.535521391
>>535514606 (OP)
FUCK kings.
Commit regicide.
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 5:59:16 AM
No.535522386
>>535522130
GUARDS DETAIN THIS ANON AT ONCE. THROW HIM IN THE DUNGEON.
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 6:07:17 AM
No.535522987
>>535545898
>>535565296
>>535522130
>FUCK Kings.
Peach would agree to that.
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 6:19:00 AM
No.535523868
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 6:19:05 AM
No.535523874
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 6:21:02 AM
No.535524006
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 6:23:41 AM
No.535524187
BABY DAISY!
(You) will never get what you want.
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 7:00:50 AM
No.535526714
I love Luigi
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 7:06:25 AM
No.535527124
>>535526563
I just wanna stay home and eat chips.
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 7:15:02 AM
No.535527745
>>535526563
I got K. Rool. I won.
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 7:24:23 AM
No.535528443
>>535532163
Mario Kart someday, right?
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 8:16:17 AM
No.535532163
>>535533268
>>535528443
The Wario Wandate won't let it happen.
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 8:32:47 AM
No.535533268
>>535532163
And that's a good thing!
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 10:15:53 AM
No.535539774
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 10:29:49 AM
No.535540675
>>535543593
>>535526563
I don't want that.
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 11:11:47 AM
No.535543593
>>535543825
>>535549709
>>535540675
ok, what do you want then?
>>535543593
Wario should only have Wario Ware games.
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 11:44:03 AM
No.535545898
>>535564640
>>535522987
lmao no the only time she's been depicted in love with someone was with 2 princes
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 12:32:05 PM
No.535549709
>>535543593
I wanted SM3DL and I got it, then I wanted a sequel and got it. I've been too greedy.
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 12:32:36 PM
No.535549748
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 12:33:41 PM
No.535549836
>Winky is dead
>Squitter is dead
>Enguarde is dead
>Professor Chops is dead
Bros...
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 12:46:24 PM
No.535550868
>>535660442
>>535515417
do not redeem the daisy saar ranjeesj
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 12:54:15 PM
No.535551513
>>535555148
>>535712287
>>535526563
I will have the last laugh, we must have hope.
>>535543825
Fuck off "I LOVE FARTRIO AND HIS LOLI WORKERS"fag.
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 1:37:45 PM
No.535555148
>>535555245
>>535551513
You must really hate Wario.
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 1:37:48 PM
No.535555152
https://mega.nz/file/L5owQDwB#H3wJLF2_HjxCnEGANxWVgriFOqBcdPYJG2kmHcodyp4
Hereβs a direct link to a downloadable version of the Nintendo Music version of the Mario Kart 8 soundtrack, this is the one from Sitting on Clouds
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 1:38:47 PM
No.535555245
>>535555815
>>535555148
>Says the person who wants Wario's original series to be perma dead
You're projecting fake fan.
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 1:45:22 PM
No.535555815
>>535556542
>>535555245
You've hated Wario what Wario is for like 20 years at this point. You don't like Wario.
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 1:54:29 PM
No.535556542
>>535557381
>>535555815
>You've hated Wario what Wario is for like 20 years at this point. You don't like Wario.
You've hated what Wario was conceived as from the start. You don't get to say anything here.
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 1:57:36 PM
No.535556810
>>535522130
>Fuck Peach.
>Time to find a better girl.
Fixed
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 2:03:22 PM
No.535557381
>>535559459
>>535556542
>Wario Land: 14 years
>Wario Ware: 22 years
Even if I hated Wario Land which I don't, that would still make me more of a fan of Wario than you. And Wario wasn't conceived as a video game protagonist at the start so you're a fake fan that doesn't even know that.
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 2:24:54 PM
No.535559459
>>535560412
>>535557381
>Even if I hated Wario Land which I don't, that would still make me more of a fan of Wario than you. And Wario wasn't conceived as a video game protagonist at the start so you're a fake fan that doesn't even know that.
You're playing dumb or a bigger fake fan thanI expected. Wario was conceived as a treasure plunderer since the beginning.
>>Wario Land: 14 years
>>Wario Ware: 22 years
What does this even prove? That your further rejecting what the true Wario started out as? Your exposing yourself even more.
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 2:31:04 PM
No.535560046
>>535560676
>>535543825
>t. faggot tard
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 2:34:35 PM
No.535560412
>>535561252
>>535562118
>>535559459
>Wario was conceived as a treasure plunderer since the beginning.
No, he was conceived as Mario's arch rival, the Bluto to Mario's Popeye. He was the second character to be based off of Bluto. Kiyotake stated this. He was jealous of Mario, and wanted to have his life and castle. This rivalry was continued in Mario and Wario. He was never some treasure plunderer in the beginning, he was Mario's rival that wanted to have what his rival had. This is more proof that you aren't a real fan of Mario.
>What does this even prove?
That if you hate Wario Ware you aren't a Wario fan. But you've already proven that you aren't a Wario fan because you think he started life as a treasure hunter.
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 2:34:56 PM
No.535560453
>>535514606 (OP)
>previous thread got nuked
Just when we were having good Rosalina threads.
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 2:37:24 PM
No.535560676
>>535560805
>>535560046
Wario's car appears in Mario Kart Double Dash, serving as the Chekhov's gun that proves it's the best Mario Kart game.
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 2:38:46 PM
No.535560805
>>535561278
>>535560676
That's not what Chekhov's gun is, pseud.
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 2:43:27 PM
No.535561252
>>535562095
>>535560412
>>Wario was conceived as a treasure plunderer since the beginning.
>No, he was conceived as Mario's arch rival, the Bluto to Mario's Popeye. He was the second character to be based off of Bluto. Kiyotake stated this. He was jealous of Mario, and wanted to have his life and castle. This rivalry was continued in Mario and Wario. He was never some treasure plunderer in the beginning, he was Mario's rival that wanted to have what his rival had. This is more proof that you aren't a real fan of Mario.
>>What does this even prove?
>That if you hate Wario Ware you aren't a Wario fan. But you've already proven that you aren't a Wario fan because you think he started life as a treasure hunter.
You literally said you don't want Wario's original games to continue and forget the first thing he does in the franchise is steal Mario's treasure, literally being Mario's rival. You're doing word salad to think I didn't refer to that. You're the fakest Wario fan imaginable.
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 2:43:54 PM
No.535561278
>>535562630
>>535560805
Nintendo put it in for the future "what's the best mario kart game" debates, why do you think no other game had it?
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 2:51:55 PM
No.535562095
>>535562734
>>535561252
Except Wario Land after the first game got further and further away from Mario. Wario Land killed the Mario and Wario dynamic. At least Wario Ware references Mario much more than the Land series. Furthermore, you've exposed again how you aren't a real fan of Wario as you haven't even played the original Wario Land. Wario doesn't steal the golden statue of Peach in Wario Land, he tries to get it so he can sell it to Mario. And his appearance in Mario Land 2 wasn't about stealing treasure, it was about taking over Mario's kingdom. It's like saying Bowser is a treasure hunter because he wants to conquer the Mushroom Kingdom.
You have proven that you're a poser who probably hasn't even played the Wario Land games. Or if you have it was only 3 or 4.
>>535560412
Warioware isn't wario. He neither a treasure hunter nor Mario's rival in the games. Your post is further proving this point.
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 2:57:22 PM
No.535562630
>>535561278
>why do you think no other game had it?
They wanted to introduce bikes in Mario Kart Wii which don't work well with two people, and Nintendo started adding gimmicks to Mario Kart starting with Double Dash that didn't always survive. Was wheelies in Wii a chekov's gun?
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 2:58:18 PM
No.535562734
>>535563421
>>535562095
>Except Wario Land after the first game got further and further away from Mario. Wario Land killed the Mario and Wario dynamic. At least Wario Ware references Mario much more than the Land series. Furthermore, you've exposed again how you aren't a real fan of Wario as you haven't even played the original Wario Land. Wario doesn't steal the golden statue of Peach in Wario Land, he tries to get it so he can sell it to Mario. And his appearance in Mario Land 2 wasn't about stealing treasure, it was about taking over Mario's kingdom. It's like saying Bowser is a treasure hunter because he wants to conquer the Mushroom Kingdom.
>You have proven that you're a poser who probably hasn't even played the Wario Land games. Or if you have it was only 3 or 4.
Stealing a castle is stealing treasure your disingenuous faggot. Bowser just steals Peach for royal dynamic domination or so she can't reverse his powers. Even your comparisons are idiotic. Wario was always about stealing goods from others.
You're not slipping your way out of this one fake Wario fan
>"Wario should only have Wario Ware games."
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 2:59:38 PM
No.535562870
>>535562118
>treasure hunter
Ermmmmmmmm...the opening of WarioWare Gold is kickstarted by Wario stealing the golden pot from Luxeville sooooo
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 2:59:40 PM
No.535562874
>>535563459
>>535562118
He's not Mario's rival in Wario Land. At least Wario Ware references Wario and plays up the rivalry sometimes. The closest Wario Land got to Wario being Mario's rival is the cameo Mario got at the end of Wario Land 1.
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 3:05:05 PM
No.535563421
>>535564078
>>535712507
>>535562734
>Stealing a castle is stealing treasure your disingenuous faggot
You're being disingenuous by pretending that Wario was being a treasure hunter in Mario Land 2 when it was a grasp for power. He only became a treasure hunter in the Wario Land games, secondary. Wario was originally about being Mario's rival.
>You're not slipping your way out of this one fake Wario fan
If Wario continued to get 2D games they were going to end up being Yoshi tier shovelware. The writing was on the wall with how mediocre Shake it! and the non-land Master of Disguise was. That's not what Wario deserves. He shouldn't get a Yoshi's New Island or Federation Force for the sake of it.
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 3:05:20 PM
No.535563459
>>535564132
>>535562874
>At least Wario Ware references Wario and plays up the rivalry sometimes.
Mario isn't even a character in the game you faggot. Only minigame shit. Warioware is also character assassination for more ways than one as it has a minigame burying the hatchet between them, your own point completely works against itself on your own narrative.
Wario land by that alone is the better Wario series.
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 3:11:10 PM
No.535564078
>>535564470
>>535563421
>You're being disingenuous by pretending that Wario was being a treasure hunter in Mario Land 2 when it was a grasp for power. He only became a treasure hunter in the Wario Land games, secondary. Wario was originally about being Mario's rival.
You're coping calling it anything other than Wario's greed for more, which includes a royal castle which is indeed treasure. He was always like this.
>If Wario continued to get 2D games they were going to end up being Yoshi tier shovelware. The writing was on the wall with how mediocre Shake it! and the non-land Master of Disguise was. That's not what Wario deserves. He shouldn't get a Yoshi's New Island or Federation Force for the sake of it.
That's a lot of shit tier speculation just because of you not wanting more of Wario's originals fake fan. His last game was a completely drawn high effort adventure, it was looking up. (Inb4 your fake fan reply says, b-but the sales, because you only care about profits like a corporate shill) Warioware already feels like shovelware anyway. It literally has ware in the name.
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 3:11:42 PM
No.535564132
>>535564429
>>535563459
>Mario isn't even a character in the game you faggot
There are many Mario microgames.
> Warioware is also character assassination for more ways than one as it has a minigame burying the hatchet between them
Microgames aren't canon, they're just cheap shit to peddle to the masses. There's also microgames where the goal is to kill Mario so it reinforces the rivalry.
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 3:14:30 PM
No.535564429
>>535564691
>>535564132
>There are many Mario microgames.
Not a character.
>Microgames aren't canon, they're just cheap shit to peddle to the masses. There's also microgames where the goal is to kill Mario so it reinforces the rivalry.
You can't have your cake and eat it to in this argument, who do you think you're fooling? You're entire argument depends on the microgames, which Wario comments on in canon. They bury the hatchet, which is extreme character assassination, your own logic defeats you.
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 3:14:49 PM
No.535564470
>>535564968
>>535566851
>>535564078
>You're coping calling it anything other than Wario's greed for more
That's not being a treasure hunter, he's plenty greedy in Wario Ware.
>That's a lot of shit tier speculation just because of you not wanting more of Wario's originals
Both Shake It! and Master of Disguise were shit. Don't pretend like they were good games. It doesn't matter about the art style if the game itself is not good to play.
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 3:15:56 PM
No.535564582
Two retards fighting.
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 3:16:28 PM
No.535564640
>>535545898
If you want to double down on the asperger, here's a freebie: Mario isn't a king either.
Man, you spergies are annoying, can't have some playful jesting in this bitch...
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 3:16:59 PM
No.535564691
>>535564968
>>535564429
>Not a character.
>D-Doesn't count!
Cope Landfag.
>They bury the hatchet, which is extreme character assassination
If you place that much importance on what happens in the microgames then killing Mario in microgames means that they aren't friends. You can't slip your way out of this.
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 3:19:38 PM
No.535564958
Reminder to report and ignore shitposters like argumentfag.
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 3:19:48 PM
No.535564968
>>535565378
>>535564470
>That's not being a treasure hunter, he's plenty greedy in Wario Ware.
It was being greedy about treasure from the start. Not for shit tier game companies.
>Both Shake It! and Master of Disguise were shit. Don't pretend like they were good games. It doesn't matter about the art style if the game itself is not good to play.
Even more proof you're a fake Wario fan. Go back to your shovelwarioware. You said it yourself shovelware = shit.
>>535564691
>Cope Landfag
Sorry you're getting btfo this hard.
>If you place that much importance on what happens in the microgames then killing Mario in microgames means that they aren't friends. You can't slip your way out of this.
Literally Wario making a game about befriending Mario is already turbo character assassination. More proof Warioware is complete shit.
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 3:22:48 PM
No.535565296
>>535565583
>>535522987
>The only times Peach has been depicted in love with someone-
Yes.
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 3:23:40 PM
No.535565378
>>535565642
>>535564968
>It was being greedy about treasure from the start.
It was being jealous of Mario from the start, newfag.
>Even more proof you're a fake Wario fan.
Real fans of things don't like bad games just because they're branded with a character you like. You're like the braindead masses in Warioware buying Wario's games.
>Sorry you're getting btfo this hard.
Nothing you've screeched about has BTFO anything.
>Literally Wario making a game about befriending Mario is already turbo character assassination
Nah, he's a greedy guy. Saying that he's friends with Mario is good PR that makes people want to play the games of Mario's friend. It's all about the grift. Wario wants money.
>>535565296
Isn't Peach portrayed as in love with Haru? She rejected Mario in games like Odyssey.
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 3:26:02 PM
No.535565642
>>535565851
>>535565378
>>It was being greedy about treasure from the start.
>It was being jealous of Mario from the start, newfag.
>>Even more proof you're a fake Wario fan.
>Real fans of things don't like bad games just because they're branded with a character you like. You're like the braindead masses in Warioware buying Wario's games.
>>Sorry you're getting btfo this hard.
>Nothing you've screeched about has BTFO anything.
>>Literally Wario making a game about befriending Mario is already turbo character assassination
>Nah, he's a greedy guy. Saying that he's friends with Mario is good PR that makes people want to play the games of Mario's friend. It's all about the grift. Wario wants money.
>Saying stuff like Wario Shake it is shovelware while defending the shovelWARE wario series
>More cope about his literal character assassination befriending mario since he got exposed on it and now he's saying his own headcanon on it now
You've lost.
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 3:27:49 PM
No.535565815
>>535566042
>>535566487
Warioware twisted
>Burying the Hatchet: I'm in such a good mood today that I wouldn't mind shaking Mario's hand!
WarioWare Gold
>Burying the Hatchet: I'm in a good mood today! Usually I can't stand this jerk, but I guess I'll be nice. Heh! Look at me taking the high road! I'm so much better than him...
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 3:28:07 PM
No.535565851
>>535565927
>>535565642
>Y-Y-You've totally lost!!!
This isn't opposite day. You lost the moment you exposed that you didn't know Wario's backstory and resorted to defending his shovelware last platformers.
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 3:28:59 PM
No.535565927
>>535566042
>>535565851
>you didn't know Wario's backstory
>resorted to defending his shovelware
Projection from a Warefag. That describes you in this argument.
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 3:29:04 PM
No.535565939
>>535562118
>He neither a treasure hunter
Smooth Moves starts with him raiding a temple for the form baton. I think some pictures in Get It Together also allude to treasure hunting.
It's not brought up all the time, but it's not completely ignored either.
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 3:30:06 PM
No.535566042
>>535566487
>>535565815
So burying the hatchet actually reinforces the rivalry because it's really about Wario having an inflated sense of superiority to Mario.
>>535565927
>no u
No, it's still you. Landfag, you haven't even played the games you're desperate for more of. You're the definition of a poser.
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 3:34:30 PM
No.535566487
>>535566743
>>535565815
>Burying the hatchet: I wouldn't mind shaking Mario's hand!
Wario would never say this. Neither the other game's description works for him.
Turning Wario into Waluigi isn't Wario.
>>535566042
>No, it's still you. Landfag, you haven't even played the games you're desperate for more of. You're the definition of a poser.
More projection from you, calling everything from Wario but warioshovelware shit. You clearly haven't played any of them.
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 3:37:03 PM
No.535566743
>>535567142
>>535566487
I like Wario Land 1, 2, 3 and 4 and even somewhat like World from a distance. It's just the Wii and DS game that's shit. You hate what the series has been for the longest so you hate Wario.
>Wario would never say this. Neither the other game's description works for him.
He would when he wants to feel superior to Mario. It's funny how the microgame you posted actually works against you.
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 3:38:15 PM
No.535566851
>>535567068
>>535564470
Master of disguise isn't a warioland game, it doesn't count.
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 3:40:24 PM
No.535567068
>>535566851
It may not have the branding, but it fills the same niche, and I doubt Nintendo differentiated. Master of Disguise would be Wario's future if he continued to get 2D games.
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 3:41:02 PM
No.535567142
>>535567635
>>535566743
>I like Wario Land 1, 2, 3 and 4 and even somewhat like World from a distance. It's just the Wii and DS game that's shit. You hate what the series has been for the longest so you hate Wario.
You literally said there shouldn't be any more games except Warioware shit, not world not land. Stop lying through your teeth.
>>Wario would never say this. Neither the other game's description works for him.
>He would when he wants to feel superior to Mario. It's funny how the microgame you posted actually works against you.
If Wario wanted to feel superior he'd steal from Mario again, not praise him. This kind of backwards dumbed down villain schemes for tiny gratification works more for Waluigi.
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 3:44:59 PM
No.535567516
>>535565583
>She rejected Mario in games like Odyssey.
Postgame has Peach still gift and help Mario, so it was just like a Popeye gag skit. This is more official art released years after Odyssey by the way.
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 3:46:02 PM
No.535567601
>>535565583
>Isn't Peach portrayed as in love with Haru?
No? Haru hasn't even been mentioned in canon since the OVA, let alone had any relevance to it... and Peach hasn't shown any romantic interest with anyone except ***maybe*** Mario.
>She rejected Mario in games like Odyssey.
Context, man. Context.
She rejected both Mario AND Bowser for being stupid over her; no woman in her right mind would have made a choice in that situation.
(I was just going to make the rhetorical question of why most people miss such an obvious detail, but it suddenly clicked with me that it's a matter of gender-based psychology).
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 3:46:26 PM
No.535567635
>>535568186
>>535567142
>You literally said there shouldn't be any more games except Warioware shit,
I don't have faith in Nintendo to make a good non-Ware game. He'd get treated like Yoshi. His only platformer hope is getting his own Odyssey/Bananza but even then they aren't that good games
>If Wario wanted to feel superior he'd steal from Mario again, not praise him.
Spoken like a fake fan. Wario being petty with Mario is a great fit for him and fits in with manga portrayals.
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 3:51:19 PM
No.535568105
>>535568172
>>535568241
>Odyssey/Bananza but even then they aren't that good games
zoombafag...
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 3:52:09 PM
No.535568172
>>535568294
>>535569103
>>535568105
He's right about bananza
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 3:52:19 PM
No.535568186
>>535568778
>>535567635
>I don't have faith in Nintendo to make a good non-Ware game. He'd get treated like Yoshi. His only platformer hope is getting his own Odyssey/Bananza but even then they aren't that good games
Oh you're the bananza hating shitposter dumbass after all, carrying on...
>Spoken like a fake fan. Wario being petty with Mario is a great fit for him and fits in with manga portrayals.
That's nothing like Warioware. Also being petty doesn't = shaking hands with someone, especially someone who'd easily accept Wario on good terms any time. If Mario was actually a extremely hateful person of Wario that'd still be dumb but make more sense in a Waluigi case at least. Wario's rivalry is mostly onesided with Mario. Mario just stops his bad schemes, and Wario hates that and thinks Mario is full of himself when all he is doing is just hero-type work.
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 3:52:49 PM
No.535568241
>>535568105
NTA, but I like it when areas in games have proper level design instead of being open spaces.
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 3:53:24 PM
No.535568294
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 3:58:19 PM
No.535568778
>>535568186
>Oh you're the bananza hating shitposter dumbass after all, carrying on...
Eh?
>Also being petty doesn't = shaking hands with someone, especially someone who'd easily accept Wario on good terms any time.
Wario thinks Mario is a much worse person than he actually is because of their childhood together. The rivalry is one sided, but with Wario viewing Mario as someone who is extremely hateful of him.
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 4:01:29 PM
No.535569103
>>535568172
gamexplain...
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 4:08:42 PM
No.535569795
>>535570041
>>535572146
Why are people so defensive of Bananza?
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 4:11:12 PM
No.535570041
>>535571320
>>535569795
They're the kind of paisanos that need everything Nintendo puts out to be the best thing they've ever made up to that point.
Why do people feel so attacked by Bananza's greatness?
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 4:14:54 PM
No.535570402
>>535571320
>>535570215
They're the kind of paisanos that need everything Nintendo puts out to be the worst thing they've ever made up to that point.
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 4:16:47 PM
No.535570591
>>535570749
>>535570215
I like DKC for being a good platformer. Bananza is a bad platformer. The gameplay fails to live up to the DKC standard.
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 4:18:19 PM
No.535570749
>>535571317
>>535570591
DKC is a 2d platformer game. Bananza is 3d platformer. Of course it's not going to feel like DKC idiot.
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 4:24:03 PM
No.535571317
>>535575832
>>535570749
The problem is that it's not a good 3D platformer rather than being a clone of DKC. It's more of a sandbox game where your platforming ability doesn't really matter.
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 4:24:05 PM
No.535571320
>>535570041
>>535570402
The duality of a Mario...
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 4:31:52 PM
No.535572146
>>535569795
>>535570215
People don't like to believe they are wrong, so they would sooner go full Skinner and assume that it is the plebs who are incorrect rather than admit that something they like has flaws or something they dislike has merit and that they like/dislike it regardless.
But is Bananza good? I dunno. I didn't play it and wouldn't call my standards 'high'.
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 5:04:33 PM
No.535575619
>>535570215
Because they are either poor or just like Odyssey, they feel the need to be a contrarian to make up for their lack of personality.
Or they're zoombafags.
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 5:06:33 PM
No.535575832
>>535578297
>>535808386
>>535571317
If it's not a good 3d platformer then why does everyone love it? If everyone loves it, then it's objectively a good game just like Odyssey and you're just a single contrarian who's still clinging on to your old toys.
>>535543825
Let me guess, Wario Land encroaches on Mario's territory? Or some gay shit like that?
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 5:11:56 PM
No.535576409
>>535576302
I assume it's just the contrarian who thinks all modern releases are bad or some other autistic shit.
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 5:15:24 PM
No.535576808
>>535579604
>>535586359
We finally get soul back AND a great 3D DK with the return of K.Rool and the local contrarians would rather shit on it.
Even /v/ has better discussions than this place
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 5:17:56 PM
No.535577067
>>535577367
>>535578352
>>535576302
>Let me guess, Wario Land encroaches on Mario's territory?
NTA but what a dumb idea to have; you never have too many platformers. I for one would love for every character to have their own platformer formula, Wario, Donkey Kong, the Yoshis and even Peach had their own, so why not everyone else? I dunno, man, I just want to see a HarmoKnight-esque rhythm platformer starring Pauline or something...
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 5:19:16 PM
No.535577218
>>535578352
>>535565583
I still donβt understand the need for Peach to reject Mario and Nintendo being afraid to make Mareach official. In the original script for Odyssey, Mario and Peach were going to get married at the end, thereβs pictures of the concept art. Nintendo shouldβve done it instead of stagnating the franchise, although itβs nice theyβre breaking away from Peach constantly getting kidnapped it couldβve added some depth by having Mario and Peach finally being together.
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 5:20:33 PM
No.535577367
>>535577067
sorry anon you're gonna get bad faith argument tards in here talking about how that's not the soul of the character and how you're not a fa
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 5:25:00 PM
No.535577886
>War criminal Miyamoto
Lol
Also
Why did the previous thread delete all the replies?
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 5:28:41 PM
No.535578297
>>535578551
>>535575832
They're not looking for a good 3D platformer. They're looking for a sandbox.
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 5:29:10 PM
No.535578352
>>535577067
>2000 + 25
>Bowser still does not have a dedicated game
>The closest thing is his half of a game that is more integrated than the side modes focused on his army and son.
>>535577218
Because they see no reason tot. Making Mareach official is pointless because the Mario series doesn't run on continuity and is usually gameplay-focused. What incentive does Nintendo have to let Mario & Peach get married when keeping it at 'ambiguously in love' let's them do whatever they want already?
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 5:31:06 PM
No.535578551
>>535579431
>>535578297
and you're looking for penis to suck.
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 5:32:00 PM
No.535578661
>>535576302
I don't want Wario's New Land. If it's not mainline Mario, DK, Kirby or Metroid, the 2D platformers based off of Nintendo properties tend to be low effort slop by non-Nintendo studios.
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 5:38:42 PM
No.535579431
>>535578551
Don't project, homofag. If you haven't played DKC and got into DK through Smash memes I can see how you'd enjoy Bananza a lot but as someone who thinks DKC is peak Nintendo platforming I really hope they're still going to be making DKC games and Bananza isn"t the future. General audiences go crazy for big open games, but I miss tightly designed linear and small open levels.
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 5:40:14 PM
No.535579604
>>535580769
>>535576808
>We finally get soul back AND a great 3D DK with the return of K.Rool and the local contrarians would rather shit on it.
>Even /v/ has better discussions than this place
There's loads of bad faith shitposters about the game on /v/, you just got to learn to tune them out.
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 5:51:16 PM
No.535580769
>>535579604
the thing is, there's k.roolfags and just a bunch of people who like the game there to balance it out
there's none of that here, we're only exposed to people who dislike everything because no one wants to talk about what they like
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 6:17:29 PM
No.535583834
>>535584279
>>535582357
That dead-eyed stare...
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 6:21:13 PM
No.535584279
>>535582357
>Good at Stealing Balls
>>535583834
"looking_at_viewer" goes a long way lol.
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 6:39:18 PM
No.535586359
>>535587421
>>535587846
>>535576808
Bananza is entirely carried by K Rool coming back. I love the guy, but he clouding people's judgment.
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 6:41:50 PM
No.535586658
>>535582357
the ball in question
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 6:48:26 PM
No.535587421
>>535587734
>>535586359
Bananza is carried by being the best DK game.
Have a rotten day!
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 6:51:24 PM
No.535587734
>>535587824
>>535587421
>being the best DK game.
If you haven't played any of the DKC games, I could see how you'd think this.
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 6:52:07 PM
No.535587824
>>535588114
>>535587734
>this fag again
I've played them all, cope and seethe
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 6:52:20 PM
No.535587846
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 6:54:37 PM
No.535588114
>>535587824
You haven't played any, my uncle works at Nintendo and he lets me use the spy machine to look into your video game consoles.
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 6:57:19 PM
No.535588385
>>535588683
>>535589939
>>535565583
Not only Haru, Andre from some early comic too
I have made adjustments to the scholar's guide to add in the theory that two of them might be the same person even if I personally do not believe it. Also added zoombafag as requested.
I am running out of space.
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 6:59:52 PM
No.535588683
>>535588836
>>535588385
So Peach is getting FUCKED by HARU and ANDRE while MARIO gets NO action???
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 7:01:16 PM
No.535588836
>>535589159
>>535589170
>>535588683
Yeah all of Peach's past lovers were men who looked like women
Mario has to lose weight and start crossdressing if he actually wants a chance with her
>>535588836
>Manga where Luigi is a Fire Emblem protagonist
>Is Peach's fiance
Mario bros...
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 7:04:05 PM
No.535589170
>>535588836
Wait a minute... Less weight? Crossdressing? Does that mean that Peach wants LUIGI???
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 7:05:10 PM
No.535589302
>>535589825
>>535589939
>>535589159
ANOTHER FUCKING TWINK?
how many of these are out there godamn
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 7:06:14 PM
No.535589429
>>535589825
>>535589939
>>535589159
That's no luigi, these versions of peach want basic twinks
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 7:09:19 PM
No.535589825
>>535589971
>>535589302
It seems to have been the go to template for a neighboring kingdom's prince (though the closest the games got was Prince Pine, who wasn't Peach's love interest and looked more like a usual Mario character.
>>535589429
He's literally "Prince Luigi", anon.
https://www.mariowiki.com/Super_Mario_Bros._Monogatari
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 7:10:05 PM
No.535589939
>>535589159
>>535588385
>>535589302
>>535589429
Peach aiming for the fuckbois is such a lame creative decision... and that isn't even shipper me bitching about buried characters, that's creative me calling creative bankruptcy out.
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 7:10:25 PM
No.535589971
>>535590280
>>535589825
I said that's no luigi in a "looks nothing like luigi" sense
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 7:13:06 PM
No.535590280
>>535589971
Ah. My bad.
Funnily enough, he still acts like Luigi anyway (in that he's cowardly).
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 7:23:34 PM
No.535591512
it do be like that
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 7:26:41 PM
No.535591863
>>535592681
>>535592758
I love Luigi!
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 7:27:41 PM
No.535591975
>>535593194
>>535593659
>>535588674
>still not on the list
>also
You're running out of space because you want to run out of space lmao. I'm not one to criticize someone else's graphic design work, but you could definitely present this in a better way.
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 7:34:00 PM
No.535592681
>>535812620
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 7:34:38 PM
No.535592758
>>535812620
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 7:38:16 PM
No.535593194
>>535594175
>>535591975
Why don't you do your own instead of impotently whining?
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 7:42:09 PM
No.535593659
>>535593851
>>535591975
I want to present it in this way.
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 7:43:53 PM
No.535593851
>>535594054
>>535593659
You should add the guide saboteur into the image.
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 7:45:40 PM
No.535594054
>>535593851
No, I've added enough examples. This is not a definitive list of everyone, just examples. Not everyone will be listed.
>guide saboteur
I would not classify that as one person, nor would I ever add something like that. I think criticism is just fine.
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 7:46:39 PM
No.535594175
>>535593194
I'm not whining, I'm just throwing a dry critique... and mentioning the fact he could certainly give himself more space if he really needs it.
>Why don't you do your own
Actually, I wanted to ask for anon's notes to make my own take on the list. I have the tools and the skills to pull off something and it'd serve for a much needed graphic design practice... However, I don't have much knowledge on most of the folks that roam around this general (save for a handful few) and I don't exactly have time to spare on an autistic endeavor... provided the time and the documentation, I CAN and MIGHT do it, though, I love the idea of keeping people documented just for shits and giggles.
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 7:55:24 PM
No.535595152
>>535588674
Take note of what shitposters aren't on the list to see this shitposter's alliances.
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 8:23:57 PM
No.535598604
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 8:25:04 PM
No.535598750
>>535515814
(a good thing)
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 8:27:33 PM
No.535599029
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 8:29:08 PM
No.535599216
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 9:00:10 PM
No.535602630
>>535606031
Posting again I guess
Mario Kart 7 soundtrack from Nintendo Music (downloadable version):
https://mega.nz/file/HB9jlBrB#56pLRxHGMoIYjX24lMoHcjD9zjuR11gtFBGuA0wo0S4
Mario Kart 8βs Nintendo Music version:
https://mega.nz/file/L5owQDwB#H3wJLF2_HjxCnEGANxWVgriFOqBcdPYJG2kmHcodyp4
Mario Kart World (nearly complete) recorded by TZ Gaming, not on his yt channel yet:
https://mega.nz/folder/CYZwlIhb#MiSeWRpQJVusEh_rJ78T0g
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 9:30:25 PM
No.535606031
>>535608498
>>535602630
has the encryption finally been cracked?
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 9:50:50 PM
No.535608498
>>535627019
>>535606031
No, the songs from MK World were all recorded from the game, either in free roam photo mode or in places with no SFX; the only songs that still canβt be gotten clean are the SMW, NSMB DS and NSMB Wii Castle themes; and the SNES and GBA Bowser Castles
Oh, and the intros and outros for each race track
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 10:21:54 PM
No.535612435
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 10:55:46 PM
No.535616579
>>535616956
Going back to Woolly World, I 100%d the first world and... whoever said this game was the closest to the SNES Yoshi's Island experience... Good sir, you can't be any more right, what the fuck.
This game not only manages to capture the feel for speed of the original, it actually feels a lot smoother to play in comparison of Yoshi's Island. Woolly World feels so awfully rewarding when you make the most of your moveset and resources. Game stresses so much about making things easier for you, but at the same time it respects your skills, allowing you to go crazy with just the basics and that is nothing short of incredible.
Also, 1-S... Good-Feel managed to even give the special courses the perfect balance between "challenging" and "stupid" that the original's special courses had and I loved Hang Tongue so much for it.
https://youtu.be/YFB5qP0DAfM
And what even is this music?! This is GORGEOUS!!
Not even a quarter in and I already love this game! What the fuck, Good-Feel.
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 10:58:57 PM
No.535616956
>>535616579
This game had everything right going for it except its platform of choice. The composer didn't work on crafted world so the music is subpar in that game, and even though Crafted world is decent-ish and has unique ideas of its own, Woolly World outshines it by far.
I've been hearing that a Switch port might've been leaked by Nintendo themselves, so I wouldn't be surprised to see it on the Switch soon. Game looks really good with HD, but the 720p (and even less on 3DS) hinders it a lot, so a Switch 1 or 2 version would look great.
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 11:23:19 PM
No.535619857
Just going to point out that we're not longer in the mandate era, we're in the manDEIte era, mkw and bananza are proof.
nintendo needs to hurry up with the nintendo playtest game. i NEED to play that game NOW.
genuinely has the best soundtrack ive heard in a long while
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 11:43:15 PM
No.535621930
>>535627230
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 11:45:19 PM
No.535622170
>>535623030
>>535621823
the game's pretty fun so I definitely want a release date soon, been itching for a multiplayer nintendo game that's not just competitive go go go like mario kart and splatoon and it helps that this one seems to be aiming to be a f2p game.
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 11:52:44 PM
No.535623030
>>535622170
>this one seems to be aiming to be a f2p game.
thats the only thing that worries me, Nintendo's f2p games are a mixed bag in terms of monetization, animal crossing pocket camp was abysmal in terms of micro transactions.
Anonymous
8/17/2025, 11:55:00 PM
No.535623272
>>535570215
The first few layers were kinda ok but nothing special
It all changed when i got to the Storm layer and it became pure kino from then on.
I actually stopped for about 30 seconds on the 25M reference level cuz of the music on Radiance layer.
I'm digging deeper soon, i want to see THE FINEST HOUR
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 12:29:08 AM
No.535627019
>>535628831
>>535608498
Then.. why is it being advertised as being from Nintendo Music?
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 12:31:09 AM
No.535627230
This has yet to be proven wrong.
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 12:33:07 AM
No.535627443
>>535628018
>>535628061
>>535621823
But what is it about exactly?
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 12:34:18 AM
No.535627542
>>535627394
Nah, you're just gay or a woman.
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 12:35:11 AM
No.535627627
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 12:37:33 AM
No.535627884
Post Mario characters with massive off model tits.
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 12:38:47 AM
No.535628018
>>535628103
>>535627443
too much to explain so i'll simplify it by saying minecraft-ish strand game with botw shrines, heavy online focus, spiderman webslinging and platforming mechanics, you light up worlds and go on raids with others
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 12:39:15 AM
No.535628061
>>535627443
liminal roblox/minecraft strand like not even joking
its an MMO game where everyone works together to clear a massive planet of darkness by building towers that purify the land. players can mine and craft blocks and items.
theres also stuff for game building, pvp and minigames in the datamine
wasnt in the playtest myself but ive seen some footage and am listening to the OST right now. theres apparently a big archive of gameplay on the internet archive but its a 60gb file and im not downloading that lmao
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 12:39:37 AM
No.535628103
>>535628314
>>535628018
It's open world? Sounds like slop.
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 12:41:17 AM
No.535628314
>>535628779
>>535628103
you can literally be Mario
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 12:42:24 AM
No.535628465
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 12:45:03 AM
No.535628779
>>535628314
i do wonder how Nintendo is gonna handle moderation.
everyone says it was a network test, but i think it truly was a moderation test, which is why Nintendo has a blanket ban on all footage as a just in case mesure
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 12:45:29 AM
No.535628831
>>535630146
>>535627019
I only said that Mario Kart 7 and 8 are the Nintendo Music versions, I literally said that World was a version recorded by TZ Gaming, you know the channel on youtube who was the fastest uploader of the BCP music during that era
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 12:57:33 AM
No.535630146
>>535634167
>>535628831
I was talking the entire time about the encryption for Nintendo Music, not the encryption for Switch 2.
Just to be crystal clear.
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 1:14:58 AM
No.535631967
>>535632801
>>535636012
With the autism of the mario/nintendo community. I would have thought they would have made a super robot wars-like by now...
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 1:18:32 AM
No.535632378
>>535582357
Ah, so thatβs where my balls went.
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 1:22:30 AM
No.535632801
>>535632881
>>535631967
>I would have thought they would have made a super robot wars-like by now...
project x zone 2 technically, since it had fire emblem and xenoblade in it
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 1:23:04 AM
No.535632881
>>535632801
Yeah, but I mean a fan project kind of thing.
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 1:35:43 AM
No.535634167
>>535630146
Oh, I didnβt realize sorry
But idk, the uploads are from Sitting on Clouds and iβm not too sure how they got the audio files, although all other assets from the nintendo music app can be found really easily
Should be the actual versions from the music app too since the Hz data for the songs (48000 Hz) lines up with the data from the app and they sound the same as the app versions (which sound very slightly different from the MK8 soundtrack versions)
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 1:53:50 AM
No.535636012
>>535631967
>Tactical game
>SWR games are known for their animations
>Or their plotlines, in which case, you can just write fanfiction
I can see it being way too much work. Best you'll get is Mushroom Kingdom Fusion.
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 2:21:18 AM
No.535638980
>>535639340
Daisy, my beloved.
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 2:24:31 AM
No.535639340
>>535641347
>>535642595
>>535638980
>chromatic aberration cranked up to eleven
Oof...
Nice art and all but... at that point what do you want people to see...? Same goes with the fullscreen watermarks, sometimes you got to consider a pieces' visibility.
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 2:25:08 AM
No.535639424
>>535640207
>>>/v/718335823
mama mia..
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 2:32:40 AM
No.535640207
>>535639424
Legit am curious who draws something like this
it can't be fetish right? I feel at some point it goes beyond a fetish and it's just too ironic
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 2:39:27 AM
No.535640883
On the topic of music again, would you want music for Mario done by Yasunori Mitsuda? How would that sound like
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 2:44:06 AM
No.535641347
>>535639340
It's probably another measure against ai training.
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 2:58:35 AM
No.535642595
>>535647441
>>535639340
At least they got the skin color right
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 3:47:22 AM
No.535647050
New cute Luigi art!
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 3:51:32 AM
No.535647441
>>535649851
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 4:18:02 AM
No.535649851
>>535647441
Sweet baby inc...
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 4:27:32 AM
No.535650698
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 4:29:34 AM
No.535650874
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 4:58:33 AM
No.535653445
Warionaga Daimao
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 5:02:53 AM
No.535653841
>>535654020
Oh banana
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 5:04:40 AM
No.535654020
>>535653841
DEEEEEKAYYYYY
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 5:24:23 AM
No.535655916
>>535664861
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 5:28:11 AM
No.535656278
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 5:30:13 AM
No.535656475
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 5:32:30 AM
No.535656704
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 5:34:31 AM
No.535656886
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 5:37:38 AM
No.535657184
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 5:38:55 AM
No.535657316
>>535659863
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 5:39:40 AM
No.535657382
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 6:05:00 AM
No.535659769
>>535514606 (OP)
Mario is the king of video games.
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 6:06:00 AM
No.535659863
>>535657316
Who is queen?
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 6:10:22 AM
No.535660226
Mario is a one of a kind.
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 6:12:47 AM
No.535660442
>>535685867
>>535550868
what does that mean
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 6:52:06 AM
No.535663883
>>535700561
>>535809004
Nintendo...This is what we want.
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 7:03:05 AM
No.535664861
>>535655916
But what did he order?
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 7:26:51 AM
No.535666731
Ah, spaghetti
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 7:47:29 AM
No.535668349
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 7:59:24 AM
No.535669278
>>535669508
>>535700098
Does Daisy steal Luigi's socks?
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 8:02:40 AM
No.535669508
>>535669556
>>535669278
Why would anyone want to steal socks?
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 8:03:18 AM
No.535669556
>>535669713
>>535700098
>>535669508
Daisy is crazy.
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 8:05:34 AM
No.535669713
>>535669797
>>535669556
So is Wario. You don't see him stealing socks.
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 8:06:47 AM
No.535669797
>>535669861
>>535700098
>>535669713
Daisy is crazy for Luigi.
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 8:07:47 AM
No.535669861
>>535669797
Wario is crazy for money. Does money have socks? I guess that's why he doesn't steal socks... Huh.
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 8:10:05 AM
No.535670014
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 8:23:19 AM
No.535670926
Hey, you mean like Christmas? You popped your plunger, big brother, it's the middle of August!
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 10:29:18 AM
No.535678594
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 12:33:16 PM
No.535685867
>>535708263
>>535660442
ranjeesh take your estrogen
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 1:45:33 PM
No.535690751
>>535687397
Miyamoto oversaw everything
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 2:04:07 PM
No.535692120
>>535687397
It's all the same Mario.
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 2:22:01 PM
No.535693372
>>535687397
Debunked by Wonder.
We aren't going to get a Mario direct. Kirby is getting a 45 minute direct tomorrow. It stole our slot.
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 3:01:25 PM
No.535696370
>>535696182
I hate Kirby.
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 3:04:12 PM
No.535696568
>>535696683
>>535696182
The anniversary is next month retardbro
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 3:05:43 PM
No.535696683
>>535696795
>>535696568
Nintendo isn't going to have another direct next month after their big 45 minute Kirby direct. Kirby stole our slot.
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 3:07:28 PM
No.535696795
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 3:07:48 PM
No.535696827
>>535696182
Mama mia! I'm-a gonna clobber that there Kirby!
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 3:09:06 PM
No.535696913
Very organic totally not forced drama.
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 3:11:23 PM
No.535697082
>>535696182
I wish Nintendo would stop giving Kirby so much special treatment. Mario is barely represented in the Switch 2.
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 3:11:38 PM
No.535697104
>>535697681
>>535696182
Kirby clears Mario in powerlevel, sadly
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 3:12:06 PM
No.535697134
dramafag..
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 3:18:08 PM
No.535697582
>>535704449
Scholar here, this has inspired me to make another guide. Expect something within a few hours.
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 3:19:22 PM
No.535697681
>>535697104
Mario could kill Kirby with his bare hands. Your puffball is weak compared to the Marioverse.
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 3:21:55 PM
No.535697870
No one took your bait so you replied to yourself kwab
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 3:30:41 PM
No.535698628
>>535699265
>1 more day until Sakurai reveals how much of a hack he is even outside Trash Bros
Can't wait.
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 3:31:26 PM
No.535698676
>>535699260
I personally like Mario and Kirby
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 3:38:39 PM
No.535699260
>>535698676
Based Nintendo enjoyer
Let me guess, you also like Zelda and/or Metroid? You fucking degenerate.
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 3:38:42 PM
No.535699265
>>535698628
The flop is coming.
I can feel it.
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 3:39:05 PM
No.535699294
>>535696182
Why does Nintendo hate Mario?
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 3:49:00 PM
No.535700098
>>535700220
>>535669278
>>535669556
>>535669797
Please stop using Daisy as a placeholder for your own weird shit.
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 3:50:29 PM
No.535700220
>>535700385
>>535700098
He wants to make Daisyfags look crazy. Do as the rules say.
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 3:52:26 PM
No.535700385
>>535702119
>>535700220
That's a luigifag though.
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 3:54:40 PM
No.535700561
>>535663883
A 2D Mario where you progressively get more moves with XP points would be kind of cool.
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 4:14:07 PM
No.535702119
>>535704274
>>535700385
Think about why a Luigifag would do that.
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 4:39:29 PM
No.535704274
>>535702119
Luigifags want to harm Daisyfags?
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 4:41:46 PM
No.535704449
>>535697582
You're not the scholar, I am. I have decided to not make anything new outside of the existing guide (which does not have everything in it as it uses examples and is not a definitive list)
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 4:56:02 PM
No.535705739
>>535706085
>>535696182
Nintendo is just desperate to keep that old loon for another Smash, that's why we're even getting a sequel in the first place.
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 4:59:49 PM
No.535706085
>>535707305
>>535708853
>>535705739
>Nintendo is just desperate to keep that old loon for another Smash, that's why we're even getting a sequel in the first place.
Cope Smashtard. Sakurai left to work on his own games now.
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 5:00:34 PM
No.535706152
>le august direct? that means the 40th anniversary isn't le happening anymore!
giving me huge "the k.rool leak is fake you guise!" vibes right now
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 5:13:09 PM
No.535707305
>>535706085
Except I don't want another shitty Smash, I'm just saying this cuboid piece of shit exist out of Nintendo's desperation.
>Sakurai left to work on his own games now.
since what? The 00s? All he made since was more Smash garbage and some quippy as fuck railshooter. I just want something new and something that isn't Smash again but by someone else.
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 5:23:09 PM
No.535708263
>>535709169
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 5:30:02 PM
No.535708853
>>535810261
>>535706085
Just like all of the non-Smash games he made after Kid Icarus Uprising?
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 5:33:39 PM
No.535709169
>>535709430
>>535780309
>>535708263
ranjeesh why are you a tranny
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 5:36:20 PM
No.535709430
>>535709530
>>535709169
Hey, you! We don't discriminate against transfolk here. Please don't bully them.
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 5:37:22 PM
No.535709530
>>535709430
>We
Keep your estrogen pill shit away from me.
Genuinely dont understand the Sakurai/Kirby hate, this always felt so inorganic.
I for one would love to see more about Air Riders, couldn't care less about MKW, Air Riders is where my heart is at because my god, did Air Ride do so many things right as a racing game, starting with the flight mechanics being infinitely better than Mario Kart could ever be (Im not sure about World on that, though.)
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 6:05:04 PM
No.535712287
>>535551513
>FARTRIO
Landwesties still malding over japanese marketing that was a thing before Warioware did it.
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 6:07:03 PM
No.535712507
>>535563421
>He shouldn't get a Yoshi's New Island or Federation Force for the sake of it.
How bad a multiplayer/co-op Wario Land game could be? It could be like the Zelda games where you be 3 or 4 Links at a time.
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 6:07:31 PM
No.535712562
>>535712267
it's like one or two guys forcing shit
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 6:25:31 PM
No.535714658
>>535516119
I'm listening.
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 6:32:52 PM
No.535715540
>>535715706
>Nintendo won't celebrate Mario's 40th anniversary but will give Kirby Onions Ride a 45 minute direct
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 6:34:12 PM
No.535715706
>>535715997
>>535715540
>why aren't they celebrating mario's anniversary 1 month early
retard
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 6:35:09 PM
No.535715814
>>535718641
>>535712267
We don't like Kirbyfags because you have to put down Mario to prop up the baby version of Mario.
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 6:36:43 PM
No.535715997
>>535716331
>>535715706
>you can me a game in a month
retard
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 6:36:50 PM
No.535716010
In these times, please refer to
>>535588674
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 6:39:23 PM
No.535716331
>>535716546
>>535716641
>>535715997
3D Allstars came 2 weeks after the 35th direct
>b-b-bu
You just got fucking KROCKED nigga, shan't read your posts. Get HIDDEN, any posts replying to yours is not me.
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 6:40:25 PM
No.535716446
>>535718641
>>535712267
I'm not a gamecube youtuber so I don't have to pretend Kirby Air Riders is something worth getting excited for
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 6:41:04 PM
No.535716518
>>535716887
I feel like the scholar's guide needs adjustments. It's outfated for these modern times.
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 6:41:21 PM
No.535716546
>>535716331
holy FUARK i kneel KING K. CHAD
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 6:42:05 PM
No.535716641
>>535716817
>>535716331
>country secondary
didn't read
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 6:43:33 PM
No.535716817
>>535716946
>>535716641
He didn't even play DKC. He's a Smashfag. Remember that all Smashfags are shitposters.
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 6:44:06 PM
No.535716887
>>535717320
>>535716518
I'll make something focusing on dramafags in general in the future.
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 6:44:31 PM
No.535716946
>>535716817
Makes sense, they would defend Kirby shovelware if it was made by sakurai.
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 6:47:25 PM
No.535717320
>>535716887
As a note, I do consider everyone who tries to pick a fight with other generals or IPs as dramafags if they intend to invite discourse such as "Wow X is so much better than Mario" or "Nintendo is focusing on X instead of Mario" which does not promote any healthy discussion.
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 6:59:22 PM
No.535718641
>>535719463
>>535720181
>>535715814
But Im not putting down Mario for the sake of Kirby? I love Mario and I love Kirby. It does suck that one doesnt get as much dedication as the other in terms of content and direction, but Im not one to say one is better than the other when they are fundamentally different experiences.
>>535716446
You're saying that as if Air Ride's cherish is unfounded, did you even play it? I played it quite before the YT boom and I instantly fell madly in love with the game from the second I heard that Menu Theme (and that sick ass bass solo) and while I do think the game lacks a little in content, the Checklist alone gives you so much stuff to do for the little there is, giving you hours of genuine fun.
...So yeah, Air Riders is worth the hype.
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 7:01:12 PM
No.535718856
>>535712267
mkw was a mess so we have to put down every other game to pretend it wasn't
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 7:06:38 PM
No.535719463
>>535720136
>>535718641
Stop falling for shitposters my god.
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 7:07:09 PM
No.535719519
This icon makes it looks like (Cat) Peach is a towering Eiffel Tower-sized giantess
A giantess Peach, huhβ¦
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 7:13:06 PM
No.535720136
>>535733410
>>535719463
To be fair I know its just shitpost, I'm putting up with it because that gives me an excuse to fangirl about Air Ride while having some form of feedback because /kdg/ couldnt be bothered. If given the chance, I'd be bitching about Samus Returns and X-Fusion instead lol.
>>535718641
>But Im not putting down Mario for the sake of Kirby?
You are when you're saying things like
>couldn't care less about MKW
>infinitely better than Mario Kart could ever be
It's not enough for you to like cubefag slop, you want to shittalk Mario Kart just because it wasn't a flop like Air Ride that's been propped up by cubefag contrarians for decades.
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 7:17:02 PM
No.535720552
>>535720181
mario kart wasn't a flop UNTIL worldslop came into the picture
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 7:18:35 PM
No.535720715
>>535721373
>>535720181
Gamecubefags need humbled already. You ever notice how the worst parts of the Nintendo fandom come from the Gamecube like Smash's fanbase being entirely shaped by Melee?
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 7:23:07 PM
No.535721195
>>535721397
I will be buying Kirby Air Riders just like I bought Bananza
I will be buying Metroid Prime 4
I will be buying the Galaxy 2 port
I will be buying Splatoon Raiders
I will be buying the new Rhythm heaven AND Tomodachi Life
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 7:24:46 PM
No.535721373
>>535720715
We're actually pretty lucky with Mario Kart. Wii is our all time classic, which means that while Double Dashfags insist that the series has to regress over 20 years, they're aren't big enough to ruin fan discourse.
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 7:25:00 PM
No.535721397
>>535721195
I will also be buying the Mario Kart World DLC
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 7:28:07 PM
No.535721764
>>535721926
>>535722143
Itβs a good thing Worldzoomies completely abandoned the idea of even trying to defend that shovelware tech demo.
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 7:29:37 PM
No.535721926
>>535722143
>>535721764
Their whole defence fell apart when Nintendo kneeled to the fan demands. Expect Nintendo to backtrack even more when the major updates happen.
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 7:31:26 PM
No.535722143
>>535722334
>>535721764
>>535721926
Still getting full lobbies and /v/ weekends are still happening (wii ones died a while ago lmao)
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 7:33:14 PM
No.535722334
>>535722985
>>535722143
>full lobbies
I've had lobbies with seven people in it before.
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 7:36:13 PM
No.535722653
>>535723453
>>535720181
>You are when you're saying things like
>>couldn't care less about MKW
That's just how I feel about the games, I not calling an argument on their quality. You cant really ask me to have the strong reaction I had with Air Riders, a game that directly ties to a game I played and adored that has been dead since the early 00s... and Mario Kart World, a game that ties to two (and a half) games I havent played and has been receiving a healthy amount of games since its creation back in the 90s.
>>infinitely better than Mario Kart could ever be
The flight mechanics, man, I was talking about the flight mechanics. Lets be honest here, flying away to victory for 90% of a race is much more fun than gliding for one or two specific sections of the race per lap.
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 7:39:21 PM
No.535722985
>>535723170
>>535722334
how's the wii lobbies going bro? oh wait
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 7:40:47 PM
No.535723170
>>535722985
I accept your concession.
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 7:43:17 PM
No.535723453
>>535725372
>>535722653
You can prefer Air Riders all you want, but don't come in here and talk about how Air Riders is totally better than Mario Kart World.
>The flight mechanics, man, I was talking about the flight mechanics.
Even then, you don't come in here and talk about how it's totally better according to you, especially when flying away for 90% of a race is boring.
everyone shut the fuck up
link your favorite DK track, NOW!
honest posters where are you? why are you quiet?
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 8:01:21 PM
No.535725367
>>535724761
Lurking and laughing at the grifters attempting to slander World.
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 8:01:22 PM
No.535725372
>>535726326
>>535723453
>but don't come in here and talk about how Air Riders is totally better than Mario Kart World.
...but I didnt say that... All I said was
>I care more about Air Riders than I cared about World
>The flight in Air Ride is way better than in Mario Kart (7, if you want me to specify a reference point).
>you don't come in here and talk about how it's totally better according to you
Can't voice an opinion between two Nintendo games... according to who? You? Next thing you're going to tell me is that I can't "speak ill" of Mario games period. What are we here for, then if not DISCUSSING about Mario games? I'm not even speaking ill of Mario to begin with.
>especially when flying away for 90% of a race is boring.
...so you've never played Air Ride? Highly recommend that you do and you pick a flight-based machine, I wouldnt be singing praises on the flight mechanics otherwise.
Seriously, why are you acting so offended over a rhetoric I never really stated? I love Mario and I love Kirby, I dont think one is better than the other cause, again, different experiences.
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 8:04:30 PM
No.535725696
>>535726052
>>535724761
Lurking and laughing at the grifters attempting to defend World.
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 8:07:34 PM
No.535726052
>>535725696
>grifters
>defending world
contradicting statement
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 8:07:49 PM
No.535726090
>>535727480
>>535725372
How would you feel if I went into your general and started raving about how Kirby is shit and Mario is the superior series?
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 8:10:41 PM
No.535726403
>>535726326
Not that anon but I'd just walk away from the screen cause that shit don't phase me
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 8:12:23 PM
No.535726608
>>535727016
>>535726326
why are you crying
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 8:16:44 PM
No.535727016
>>535727310
>>535726608
Why are you projecting?
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 8:19:53 PM
No.535727310
>>535727016
i'm gonna do this to you
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 8:21:42 PM
No.535727480
>>535729402
>>535724761
I've always been here lol, sorry if it seems like I'm trying to stirr nonsense. I wasn't expecting the other anon to slap the "You think Kirby is better than Mario!!!1!" rhetoric on me when I was saying anything but. I like to talk about the games I've played when given the chance, see. (I'm still itching the X-Fusion talk lmao)
>>535726326
Have fun doing that, I dont lurk /kdg/ anyway kek.
You seem to be under the impression I'm saying "Kirby > Mario" even if I clarify I'm not, so I'll leave this at that and let you believe what you want to believe.
>>535723580
>>535726090
Anon knows! Though you're forgetting Mining Melancholy And Snakey Chantey.
(Yes, Snakey Chantey > Gangplank Galleon, fight me).
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 8:23:26 PM
No.535727659
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 8:30:47 PM
No.535728385
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 8:35:44 PM
No.535728890
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 8:40:40 PM
No.535729402
>>535729534
>>535727480
Feel free to talk about it. Shitposters here don't want talk about non-Mario franchises because they killed the Nintendo general so this one could be made. They deserve to get pissed off.
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 8:41:45 PM
No.535729534
>>535729718
>>535729402
?
/smbg/ was made years after nintyg died
meds pronto
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 8:43:19 PM
No.535729718
>>535729534
The long con. Internet schizos can easily play it.
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 8:43:57 PM
No.535729793
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 8:57:14 PM
No.535731195
>>535731359
>>535769508
Why are we being raided by kirbyfags?
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 8:58:35 PM
No.535731359
>>535731975
>>535731195
i'mma touch your penor
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 9:02:06 PM
No.535731770
>>535732183
Why are kirbyfags gay?
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 9:04:00 PM
No.535731975
>>535732413
>>535731359
Don't do that we are just good friends.
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 9:05:41 PM
No.535732183
>>535731770
>game about a pink testicle
I wonder why
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 9:08:00 PM
No.535732413
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 9:12:12 PM
No.535732893
>>535732975
the mario series.. is a very dark series.
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 9:13:01 PM
No.535732975
>>535732893
Nintendo is truly for mature gamers...
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 9:16:39 PM
No.535733410
>>535736225
>>535767948
>>535720136
Based fellow Metroid and Kirby enjoyer.
All the X-Fusion discussion was in /hbg/ on /vr/. You missed it.
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 9:31:55 PM
No.535735021
This is the game Nintendo wanted to make in 1985 but couldn't.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6qZ2hoj2too
How come some random guy on the internet could do this but not the billion dollar company?
Nintendo HIRE THIS MAN.
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 9:42:23 PM
No.535736225
>>535733410
>spoiler
Maaan, that sucks, I completely forgot I could have checked 4chan for discussion, I settled with a Metroid group Im in and since I was extremely checked out/heartbroken from the game after sharing my thoughts, I didn't think further. I wonder if they're still talking about it. Imma check later.
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 9:43:07 PM
No.535736308
>>535736665
It begins.
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 9:46:34 PM
No.535736665
>>535736968
>>535736308
>somehow have the mario kart world rom despite it not being obtainable without a hacked switch 2
how many times are you gonna fall for this shit? there's already been 3 ""emulators"" that were debunked
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 9:49:37 PM
No.535736968
>>535738464
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 10:04:28 PM
No.535738464
>>535738660
>>535736968
It's a scam to get people to support their patreon. Don't spread it around
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 10:06:16 PM
No.535738660
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 10:12:17 PM
No.535739286
>>535742162
>>535742891
Did you go to the ice layer or forest layer in bananza?
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 10:40:32 PM
No.535742162
>>535739286
Ice so I could build a snowman.
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 10:47:24 PM
No.535742891
>>535739286
Ice, but I might do Forest first when I replay it in a few years because Ostrich is better than Zebra.
I'm trying to beat the flower cup on 150 cc. I'm able to win Mario Circuit, Coconut Mall, DK Snowboard Cross but I cannot win Wario GoldMine, it's too hard. The track is fun to play on in VS mode and in 8 Deluxe but on Wii, it's a fucking nightmare. I keep falling off and getting knocked off, especially by that big drop at the beginning and it's difficult to get an item box on this track. How do I win on it?
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 10:52:00 PM
No.535743398
>>535745510
>>535743190
Watch the ghost play it and follow its route
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 10:55:58 PM
No.535743856
>>535745510
>>535743190
I can only recommend doing some matches against the CPUs on it. It's best to get a feel for the track.
Connor.
8/18/2025, 11:10:13 PM
No.535745510
>>535746116
>>535743398
>>535743856
I've tried that and sorry you guys but I'm giving up for today. I can't seem to win no matter what. Even when I try my best and don't fall off, I keep getting hit by an item. I don't understand how I'm able to beat DK Snowboard Cross every time but sometimes lose on Mario Circuit and Coconut Mall and always lose on Wario Goldmine. I don't like doing races I've already won and it's just frustrating when it sends you back to the beginning. I'm gonna have some pizza and then go to bed. Wish me luck tomorrow.
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 11:15:40 PM
No.535746116
>>535745510
Good night anon don't let it get to you practice makes perfect
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 11:22:17 PM
No.535746876
>>535747693
>>535747918
Do you think Nintendo looks at all the gaijin complaints about "intermissions", scratch their head and then wonder why everyone's upset about the Intermission setting on private lobbies.
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 11:29:23 PM
No.535747693
>>535746876
Why are the intermissions a bad thing? I've never played the game yet but they seem like a fun idea.
Anonymous
8/18/2025, 11:35:42 PM
No.535748368
>>535747918
It's a matter of taste personally, but most competitive players will complain that they're boring, straight lines e.t.c.
I personally like them but eh what'll you do. Wish they'd make a seperate traditional mode so people would stop bitching even if I mostly only play knockout tour which consists of nothing but connected tracks
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 12:18:06 AM
No.535753120
>>535761524
>>535772596
>>535747918
People want to play the real tracks for three laps instead of for one. If the intermissions were something between three lap races you'd probably get some complaints that it's padding but they'd be significantly less controversial. Intermissions only don't cut down the amount of time you're on a track if it's one split up into smaller sections, which I think there's only three of.
The intermissions basically mean that you're spending a majority of the time off of the racing track in a race.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 12:53:47 AM
No.535756694
>>535762327
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 1:39:34 AM
No.535761524
>>535762785
>>535753120
Intermissions to me personally enable start-to-end races to a bigger degree than the old section tracks did, which I kinda like, and I always find it interesting how it's often the smallest tracks that get the longer, more complex intermissions.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 1:47:08 AM
No.535762327
>>535756694
expanded dong kart
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 1:51:25 AM
No.535762785
>>535764416
>>535761524
I find that the intermissions don't really have notable track quality most of the time, so they don't really do anything for me in that regard. The likes of Rainbow Road, Mario Circuit, and DK Spaceport that are the old sectioned tracks do this much better. Mount Wario works because it's one big thematically consistent experience that's tied together with the dynamic soundtrack tailored to what you're doing on the track at that moment and not the open road playing remixes that might generally fit the biome but don't really immerse you in the racce. The one big race fits in Knockout Tour but not regular gameplay. I just wish they could have done randomised knockout tours or something. You'd get some weird knockout tours but I think it'd be worth it.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 2:07:32 AM
No.535764416
>>535762785
I could drive most tracks with or without intermissions since it feels like going from one Mario level to the other, and it helps that they have quite a bit of traffic or other elements to keep them from becoming too monotonous. There's also some tracks that I really do not want to play without intermissions because the track itself is ass/mediocre without the road between it and another track.
It also helps that they taught me how you generally drive tracks in this game; big sponsor holos or sponsor signs indicate paths you cannot drive and the BCP arrows indicate that you can't drive that path because you've either already driven on that path or will drive on it in the future.
Kirbyfags are in cope mode.
PFFFFTHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 2:41:17 AM
No.535767741
>>535627394
That's the spic nigga that put chili powder and ketchup on his steak ain't it?
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 2:43:28 AM
No.535767948
>>535733410
/vr/ is pure garbage
They're like a tiny piece of current /v/ compared to pre-6th gen /vr/
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 2:43:55 AM
No.535767996
>>535768546
>>535767607
Better roster that mkworld incoming
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 2:49:53 AM
No.535768546
>>535768919
>>535767996
even if they include every kirby character it'd not be better than mario kart world's roster, let alone any other mario kart roster that has more than 10 character
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 2:54:01 AM
No.535768919
>>535769009
>>535768546
If Sakurai becomes autistic and decides to include only Super Star mook enemies, then yeah, it might be MKWorld-tier.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 2:54:57 AM
No.535769009
>>535768919
Funny, because MKW has one of the best Mario Kart roster
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 3:00:21 AM
No.535769508
>>535769628
>>535772951
>>535731195
New direct and newpaisanos think this is the Nintendo general.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 3:01:50 AM
No.535769628
>>535769508
an august direct of a single direct deconfirms the 40th anniversary that's happening in september :(((( nintendo has forgotten about mario we're never getting any mario game again miyamoto just told me
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 3:27:14 AM
No.535771889
I really want to see the E3 Luigi's Mansion build leaked someday. You can clearly tell they were trying to make the game and soundtrack more Resident Evil-like, given this was during the height of horror gaming.
https://youtu.be/LjMNqt94xzg?si=0rSMTV4YBWkKwhhj
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 3:32:21 AM
No.535772293
>>535747918
They aren't. They are fun but the internet needs to bitch about things.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 3:36:02 AM
No.535772596
>>535753120
>The intermissions basically mean that you're spending a majority of the time off of the racing track in a race.
But intermissions are a racing track.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 3:40:10 AM
No.535772951
>>535769508
more like it's just that easy to successfully troll here.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:09:02 AM
No.535775351
>>535796837
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:48:57 AM
No.535778550
IT'S A ME
MARIOOOO
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:52:39 AM
No.535778840
Is there any clean rip of the Crocodile Cacophony remix that plays in Bananza?
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 5:09:27 AM
No.535780309
>>535780527
>>535780309
So I'm curious, why do you not just ignore the shitposters?
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 5:14:57 AM
No.535780739
>>535780527
Because he is one himself
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 6:12:06 AM
No.535785147
>>535780527
He is literally replying to himself.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 6:21:32 AM
No.535785812
>>535787594
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 6:48:01 AM
No.535787594
>>535785812
Pineapples do not belong on pizza.
>Metroid fans for some reason rn
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 7:27:27 AM
No.535790216
>>535792593
>>536006504
I am stuck with a shit eating grin on my face, somebody help.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 7:27:39 AM
No.535790230
>>535789930
No those are just retards.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 7:45:38 AM
No.535791376
yoshi
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 8:04:36 AM
No.535792593
>>535819561
>>535790216
Are those two cat OCs fantasizing about Mareach?
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 8:08:35 AM
No.535792838
>>535798457
>>535802239
If Mario's so good at jumping, why can't he double-jump? Checkmate, Mushroom Kingdomers
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 9:13:48 AM
No.535796837
>>535775351
Same universe
>>535792838
He achieves with one jump what others achieve with a double jump.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 9:48:52 AM
No.535798694
>>535802381
>>535789930
I look like that and say those things.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 9:58:46 AM
No.535799208
>>535803241
>>535798457
but imagine what he'd achieve with a double jump then
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 10:51:57 AM
No.535802239
>>535792838
He does that in smash bros sooooo
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 10:54:28 AM
No.535802381
>>535798694
Why are you posting here Miyamoto?
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 10:56:14 AM
No.535802485
>>535789930
Based Kirby dabbing on Metroidfags.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 11:09:07 AM
No.535803241
>>535803631
>>535798457
Doesn't Luigi jump higher than Mario?
>>535799208
Smash Bros is a child trying to play damage control for Mario by letting him double jump.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 11:15:32 AM
No.535803631
>>535804151
>>535813294
>>535803241
Don't let Mariofags read this but in Super Paper Mario, Luigi can do the super jump without equipment which is much higher than Mario's jumps. The only way he can match it is if you exploit glitches.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 11:24:53 AM
No.535804151
>>535804447
>>535803631
This is why Mario makes everyone hate Luigi. He's jealous of his superior jumping.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 11:30:37 AM
No.535804447
>>535804638
>>535804151
Mario would never treat Luigi badly.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 11:33:22 AM
No.535804638
>>535804782
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 11:36:10 AM
No.535804782
>>535804638
Mario is mental?!!
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 12:20:04 PM
No.535807374
>>535807576
What was Sakurai thinking here?
Seriously.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 12:23:20 PM
No.535807576
>>535808016
>>535807374
This was before zoomers ruined their minds on porn, so nobody paid it any mind.
>>535789930
>>Metroid fans
Literally one retard and a Prime "fan"
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 12:26:54 PM
No.535807771
>>535807619
I fucking knew it was gay twitter drama
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 12:29:13 PM
No.535807916
>>535807619
>Schaffrillas
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 12:30:43 PM
No.535808016
>>535807576
The Japanese were always thinking weird and ahead thob8
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 12:36:30 PM
No.535808386
>>535809406
>>535809554
>>535575832
>If it's not a good 3d platformer then why does everyone love it?
If COD and FIFA are not good games why does everyone love them? People love bad games
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 12:46:03 PM
No.535809004
>>535663883
This is what Bananza looks and plays like
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 12:48:11 PM
No.535809150
>>535809415
>>535807619
These people really wanna try to antagonize Metroid fans even though they're putting Sakurai at stake for not adding a loli and other non-Sakurai Kirby ocs.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 12:51:38 PM
No.535809406
>>535808386
*mario jumps on your penis, farming 1UPs*
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 12:51:46 PM
No.535809415
>>535809150
Kirbyfags are massive shitposters because they get everything handed to them on a golden platter.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 12:53:06 PM
No.535809506
>>535810602
>>535767607
What are the allegations
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 12:53:44 PM
No.535809554
>>535808386
i'm sorry you couldn't afford a switch 2 :(((
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 1:04:24 PM
No.535810261
>>535810452
>>535708853
>Just like all of the non-Smash games he made after Kid Icarus Uprising?
Sakurai didn't have a dedicated game making channel with tons of videos then to hammer in that he's going solo. Now he's definitely on his own.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 1:07:12 PM
No.535810452
>>535810623
>>535810261
Except he said the only reason he could make Air Riders is that he submitted the proposal as fast as possible. His next game is Smash 6.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 1:09:16 PM
No.535810602
>>535809506
He told a Luigi fan that his cum isn't green
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 1:09:39 PM
No.535810623
>>535810856
>>535810452
>Except he said the only reason he could make Air Riders is that he submitted the proposal as fast as possible. His next game is Smash 6.
More like he gave them a leave of absence from those mines. Next game is Kid icarus uprising port, then kid icarus uprising 2, then his next original series. He left greedy smashfags to the dust.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 1:13:12 PM
No.535810856
>>535810998
>>535810623
You're getting none of those things. Aside from maybe an Uprising port that'll be contracted out to Grezzo or Forever Entertainment while Sakurai is on Smash.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 1:14:46 PM
No.535810970
Argumentfag(s)...
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 1:15:12 PM
No.535810998
>>535811247
>>535810856
>You're getting none of those things. Aside from maybe an Uprising port that'll be contracted out to Grezzo or Forever Entertainment while Sakurai is on Smash.
Sakurai isn't coming back. His gaming channel proves he's onto way more better things than being a smash slave, that's why he baited you faggots last direct he was in and left.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 1:16:30 PM
No.535811098
>smashpedos still begging for more after their 80 character crossover slop
smash ult port is the only thing in your future
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 1:18:40 PM
No.535811247
>>535811329
>>535810998
Except his gaming channel is over. It's Kirby and then right back to the Smash mines for Sakurai.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 1:19:52 PM
No.535811329
>>535811452
>>535818097
>>535811247
His large gaming channel was the beginning. Kirby is the first step, then onto bigger better original things for Sakurai. Smash tards can stay crying.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 1:21:51 PM
No.535811452
>>535811490
>>535811329
He's destined for Smash 6. Sorry kid, but you aren't getting your Uprising sequel.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 1:22:26 PM
No.535811490
>>535811626
>>535811452
>He's destined for Smash 6. Sorry kid, but you aren't getting your Uprising sequel.
Smash zoomers already lost this year, and will continue to lose.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 1:23:58 PM
No.535811594
Can you guys stop typing like you just discovered the internet
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 1:24:21 PM
No.535811626
>>535811918
>>535811490
What will you do when Smash is announced within the next two years?
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 1:28:47 PM
No.535811918
>>535813078
>>535811626
>What will you do when Smash is announced within the next two years?
It's already been almost a decade with no new smash, the longest timeframe ever for the series. It's over. The Kirby Riders CGI opening was the last hope for you faggots which all of you proceeded to get ultra baited. Kek.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 1:34:41 PM
No.535812276
>less than 2 hours left
Guess i'll stop by, check out the quality.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 1:38:20 PM
No.535812507
Mario?
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 1:40:24 PM
No.535812620
>>535592681
Daisy Daisy Daisy!
>>535592758
Peach is for Mario.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 1:47:37 PM
No.535813078
>>535813153
>>535811918
>It's already been almost a decade with no new smash,
The last Smash content was 2021, expect the new Smash to come out for 2028.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 1:48:52 PM
No.535813153
>>535813078
>>It's already been almost a decade with no new smash,
>The last Smash content was 2021, expect the new Smash to come out for 2028.
Smash port updates you mean.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 1:51:17 PM
No.535813294
>>535813846
>>535798457
>>535803631
Luigi's super jump is still way less height than Mario's sunshine jump from sewers (he also doesn't need to wind up for that)
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 1:59:49 PM
No.535813846
>>535813995
>>535813294
Mario is assisted for the manhole jumps. The proof is that manhole jumps don't all have the same height so there's some kind of unseen mechanism in those shadowy sewers that allow people to jump higher.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 2:02:08 PM
No.535813995
>>535814669
>>535813846
>Mario is assisted for the manhole jumps. The proof is that manhole jumps don't all have the same height so there's some kind of unseen mechanism in those shadowy sewers that allow people to jump higher.
That's too much headcanon with no adequate proof. Jumping at different heights is normal too, in fact that makes it more genuine for Mario.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 2:02:51 PM
No.535814047
>>535814109
why do you all type in the same way
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 2:04:11 PM
No.535814109
>>535814425
>>535814047
That's just how typing looks when you don't lowercase.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 2:08:25 PM
No.535814425
>>535814557
>>535814109
every single general have people typing in different ways buy everyone here types in the exact same way
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 2:08:25 PM
No.535814426
Mario 40th anniversary is coming up but it's too soon for a new 3d Mario considering that development team just got done with DK bananza. Wonder what the september direct and/or overview video may bring.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 2:10:08 PM
No.535814557
>>535814603
>>535814425
You mean having proper grammar? I see that in other generals too. Also no I see people typing different even in this thread.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 2:10:49 PM
No.535814603
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 2:11:49 PM
No.535814669
>>535815306
>>535813995
>Jumping at different heights is normal too,
Not in a video game where you have complete control over his height in every other scenario where it's just him jumping without any help.
The other proof is that Mario doesn't jump that height in any other place in the game despite him being able to bypass the need for the rocket nozzle if he could jump that high normally. You need to prove that it is Mario doing it by himself, but I don't think that's possible as even in noclip you don't get to see modelled versions of the sewers but only the shadows.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 2:21:09 PM
No.535815306
>>535816142
>>535814669
>Not in a video game where you have complete control over his height in every other scenario where it's just him jumping without any help.
Yeah videogames change values for certain places all the time.
>The other proof is that Mario doesn't jump that height in any other place in the game despite him being able to bypass the need for the rocket nozzle if he could jump that high normally. You need to prove that it is Mario doing it by himself, but I don't think that's possible as even in noclip you don't get to see modelled versions of the sewers but only the shadows.
Videogames also have inconsistencies like this like the difference in movement in cutscenes or automated scenes towards gameplay. The sewers we see everything in there, anything important is given a complete shadow you can clearly see from above, there's no extra machinery in there helping Mario, he even busts his head on the sewer manhole and still reaches great heights. You'd have to apply the proof to the contrary. It's just weak speculation against it at this point.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 2:33:32 PM
No.535816142
>>535816824
>>535815306
A floor mechanism wouldn't cast a shadow so that's not proof that there's nothing there helping him, additionally, there's a harsher shadow for the sewer pipe going down there which would block something. It's also not a cutscene or something like when games force you to slow to a crawl to info dump you. It's meant to be regular gameplay. There's really nothing that proves that it's Mario's own power as he never shows that jumping ability again.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 2:42:19 PM
No.535816824
>>535817264
>>535816142
>A floor mechanism wouldn't cast a shadow so that's not proof that there's nothing there helping him, additionally, there's a harsher shadow for the sewer pipe going down there which would block something. It's also not a cutscene or something like when games force you to slow to a crawl to info dump you. It's meant to be regular gameplay. There's really nothing that proves that it's Mario's own power as he never shows that jumping ability again.
There's nothing in there helping him, some unique obstruction would have casted a silhouette/shadow that we also see for mario as we see through the floor. It more supports the devs not putting anything there to help mario, "Just blocking it" is more weak speculation on that point. It's also a automated scene, even in regular gameplay the point still stands. Him doing it is already his own power, this argument was brought up on a paper mario game (not even main games) that has luigi also use a move he never does again. You're changing the argument at this point.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 2:45:55 PM
No.535817068
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 2:48:34 PM
No.535817264
>>535817465
>>535816824
I'm being consistent here. The Super Jump in SPM represents how Luigi is a better jumper than Mario. We've seen that in multiple games such as Galaxy and 64 DS. 64 DS especially where on top of Luigi's better height he has the ability to hover in the air when backflipping which breaks levels. You're doing things like calling jumping in gameplay automated scenes which is wrong.
>some unique obstruction would have casted a silhouette/shadow
Not if it was the properties of the floor under the manhole.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 2:51:10 PM
No.535817465
>>535817910
>>535817264
>I'm being consistent here. The Super Jump in SPM represents how Luigi is a better jumper than Mario. We've seen that in multiple games such as Galaxy and 64 DS. 64 DS especially where on top of Luigi's better height he has the ability to hover in the air when backflipping which breaks levels. You're doing things like calling jumping in gameplay automated scenes which is wrong.
Using a Paper Mario game isn't "consistent" , you're using a dishonest double standard just because Mario jumped higher than Luigi in mainline.
>Not if it was the properties of the floor under the manhole.
You're grasping at straws. There's nothing in the sewers we see except Mario.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 2:55:55 PM
No.535817824
ITS TIME FOR ANOTHER
KOCK WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASH
https://www.youtube.com/live/-WoqTtQH-9Y
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 2:57:01 PM
No.535817910
>>535818524
>>535817465
>Using a Paper Mario game isn't "consistent"
Paper Mario shows us that Mario needs special shoes if he wants to be as good of a jumper as Luigi. This works with mainline as playable Luigi always has a better jump than Mario in pure stats. The only area that Mario does better than Luigi in is wall kicks. It's always the same Mario.
>You're grasping at straws
You're taking a shadowy abstraction very literally while also ignoring the opaque shadows. We don't see anything in the sewers. For all we know the sewers could be plastered wall to wall with Peach porn and nobody could deconfirm it.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 2:59:36 PM
No.535818097
>>535811329
>Kirby is the first step
"I hate sequels." Mashpotatoes Sackofrye
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 3:01:05 PM
No.535818219
I like to watch the Japanese Direct because they have little commercials at the beginning instead of a blank screen.
https://youtu.be/J7VeT_J9Kz8
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 3:04:47 PM
No.535818524
>>535819110
>>535817910
>Paper Mario shows us that Mario needs special shoes if he wants to be as good of a jumper as Luigi. This works with mainline as playable Luigi always has a better jump than Mario in pure stats. The only area that Mario does better than Luigi in is wall kicks. It's always the same Mario.
Another disingenuous double standard. Without that from you we can say Mario always can jump at Sunshine sewer height too.
>You're taking a shadowy abstraction very literally while also ignoring the opaque shadows. We don't see anything in the sewers. For all we know the sewers could be plastered wall to wall with Peach porn and nobody could deconfirm it.
Anything important in the sewers has a silhouette, your speculative posters don't help you jump. Jokes aren't going make your dumb false points stick better.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 3:08:22 PM
No.535818809
>"This is just Mario kart" referenced in sakurai kirby air riders direct.
kek
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 3:10:03 PM
No.535818931
>two buttons
Too complex.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 3:12:10 PM
No.535819110
>>535821953
>>535818524
>Without that from you we can say Mario always can jump at Sunshine sewer height too.
You need to prove that it's his own power.
>Anything important in the sewers has a silhouette,
We see the silhouette of coins and one ups, something that blends in with the floor wouldn't have a silhouette.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 3:17:38 PM
No.535819561
>>536006504
>>535792593
Two cat sonas, to be precise lol.
Now Im due to make my own take, provided that this woman gives me a ref of hers lol.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 3:18:07 PM
No.535819598
>half the roster is enemies
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 3:21:08 PM
No.535819871
>>535820037
>>535822183
Air Riders looks so much better than World...
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 3:23:02 PM
No.535820037
>>535820175
>>535819871
>one button
babybro..
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 3:24:51 PM
No.535820175
>>535820037
It's two buttons, thank you very much.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 3:37:09 PM
No.535821114
>>535821224
Why does Air Riders just looks (look?) like a remake instead of a sequel
At least the faggot directing it left his bias at the door and we have characters of the recent games
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 3:38:39 PM
No.535821224
>>535821297
>>535821114
You can't improve perfection. Mario Kart could learn some lessons.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 3:39:26 PM
No.535821297
>>535821781
>>535822853
>>535821224
>perfection
>a racing game's best mode isn't even the fucking racing
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 3:46:17 PM
No.535821781
>>535822056
>>535822165
>>535821297
Mario Kart World only has you race on real tracks 1/3 of the time.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 3:47:06 PM
No.535821842
>>535821956
>comments on stream saying the game looks boring
wow it's almost like all the dicksucking sakurai receives is just because people like seeing mario beat up the mickey mouse twink
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 3:48:33 PM
No.535821953
>>535822071
>>535819110
>>Without that from you we can say Mario always can jump at Sunshine sewer height too.
>You need to prove that it's his own power.
>>Anything important in the sewers has a silhouette,
>We see the silhouette of coins and one ups, something that blends in with the floor wouldn't have a silhouette.
You have to prove the contrary. You're furthering supporting that only important things get silhouettes in sewers. Your cope is falling apart hard each message.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 3:48:35 PM
No.535821956
>>535821842
The official stream has everyone excited and asking them to raise the price.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 3:49:31 PM
No.535822020
>>535822198
>>535822225
so basically
>mario kart for the actual racing
>kirby air riders for the wacky city trial
everyone wins
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 3:50:00 PM
No.535822056
>>535821781
All roads can be a track.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 3:50:11 PM
No.535822071
>>535822150
>>535821953
>You have to prove the contrary.
I'm not falling for the proving the negative fallacy. You have to prove the positive, prove that you're right.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 3:50:58 PM
No.535822150
>>535822360
>>535822071
>I'm not falling for the proving the negative fallacy. You have to prove the positive, prove that you're right.
Nope, you have to prove the contrary. Since all sewer silhouette support is on my side.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 3:51:10 PM
No.535822165
>>535821781
couldn't be me, i join on the /v/eekend threads
you don't play mario kart every day do you anon?
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 3:51:20 PM
No.535822183
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 3:51:31 PM
No.535822198
>>535822020
Pretty much. Mario Kart for the main modes. Kirby Air Riders for the side modes.
>>535822020
The racing in Air Riders seems better than World's based on the direct. Especially since it's easy to have as many laps of a track that you want.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 3:52:48 PM
No.535822306
>>535822506
>>535824934
>>535822225
not really, if you've played the original game, the main racing mode is pretty boring and not as fun as a mario kart race. city trial's where it's at, there's a reason he spent the majority of the direct on city trial.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 3:53:38 PM
No.535822360
>>535822472
>>535822150
No, you have to prove that it's all Mario's own power which you haven't yet. Especially since you ignore that the silhouettes wouldn't be able to cover something up like a jump boost panel that would be built into the ground.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 3:55:03 PM
No.535822472
>>535822687
>>535822360
>No, you have to prove that it's all Mario's own power which you haven't yet. Especially since you ignore that the silhouettes wouldn't be able to cover something up like a jump boost panel that would be built into the ground.
You haven't proved that it isn't Mario's own power. Nothing in the sewers support your headcanon non existent claims in game either. You're now bringing up imaginary boost panels, kek.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 3:55:27 PM
No.535822506
>>535822306
There's much more variety now than there was in the original game.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 3:55:32 PM
No.535822517
>>535822560
How are our cousins, at the blue rat general, taking this news?
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 3:55:58 PM
No.535822560
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 3:57:23 PM
No.535822687
>>535822882
>>535822472
>You haven't proved that it isn't Mario's own power.
It's not my job to prove the negative. It's your job to prove the positive, that it is his power.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 3:58:48 PM
No.535822805
>still no game set for september
bros, the 40th anniversary direct is looking a lot more real suddenly...
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 3:59:28 PM
No.535822853
>>535822934
>>535821297
>>a racing game's best mode isn't even the fucking racing
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 3:59:45 PM
No.535822882
>>535823013
>>535822687
>It's not my job to prove the negative. It's your job to prove the positive, that it is his power.
You're suppose to prove the part where there's zero evidence there as all you've said is weak speculation. The other side is where we easily can see Mario jump from the sewers with nothing else around him in the sewer. Whatever you cope about to bring up that isn't even there, isn't even in manuals. You're just saying nonsense.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:00:22 PM
No.535822934
>>535822853
Racing is still 64's best mode.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:01:14 PM
No.535823013
>>535823289
>>535822882
>You're suppose to prove the part where there's zero evidence there
I've been able to introduce reasonable doubt into all of your "evidence", so I've won.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:04:04 PM
No.535823289
>>535823495
>>535823013
>>You're suppose to prove the part where there's zero evidence there
>I've been able to introduce reasonable doubt into all of your "evidence", so I've won.
You constantly saying imaginary shit that isn't there isn't a win. Thanks for clarifying you have no actual sewer evidence vs mine.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:05:01 PM
No.535823383
>>535822225
It depends on what you prefer desu, Air Riders' racing looks so much fast-paced and more frantic than regular World's grand prix, so if you prefer more relatively "pure" racing there's World
To me Air Riders' racing is similar to Knockout Tour in its intensity, at least in its normal speed
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:06:08 PM
No.535823495
>>535823703
>>535823289
>You constantly saying imaginary shit
You're burying your head in the sand because there's a logical explanation that doesn't contradict your so called "evidence".
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:08:17 PM
No.535823703
>>535824058
>>535823495
>You're burying your head in the sand because there's a logical explanation that doesn't contradict your so called "evidence".
The game itself supporting me isn't "burying your head". You're projecting since you only brought imaginary headcanon to the table, also your non existent shit isn't a logical explanation either as silhouettes btfo you.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:08:34 PM
No.535823738
>>535780527
He asked me a question.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:08:46 PM
No.535823759
>>535829940
>>535830004
>>535823447
It must've taken Sakurai a lot of self restraint to not have Kirby, Dedede, Metaknight, and nine differently colored Kirbys.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:08:52 PM
No.535823768
>>535823837
>>535823447
That's all you need really. If it was Mario Kart World there'd be no Magalor, Gooey, or Susie and they'd be replaced by mooks.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:09:31 PM
No.535823837
>>535824415
>>535823768
>already coping and seething
kek
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:11:46 PM
No.535824058
>>535824286
>>535823703
>The game itself supporting me
You're taking shadowy silhouettes that are meant to leave things to imagination as proof which means that you've inherently lost from the start.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:14:04 PM
No.535824286
>>535824662
>>535824058
>You're taking shadowy silhouettes that are meant to leave things to imagination as proof which means that you've inherently lost from the start.
>Literal proof that it's only Mario and coins in there vs your imaginary headcanon shit
Favors me.
>Lost from the start
Enough about you.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:14:59 PM
No.535824389
>kirby air riders is different enough to mario kart that you can play both without feeling like they're the same
>meanwhile the sonic racing game is just mario kart
oof
they really got sandwiched again between major nintendo releases
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:15:13 PM
No.535824415
>>535824578
>>535823837
If there's only a 16 man roster (there probably will be more considering Dark Matter Swordsman), they've gotten all of the major picks unlike World's roster which had some terrible omissions.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:16:53 PM
No.535824578
>>535824995
>>535824415
pfffthahahahaha this your best cope
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:17:44 PM
No.535824662
>>535824867
>>535825470
>>535824286
>Favors me.
It doesn't when it could just be something that doesn't create a silhouette. You've refused to acknowledge this directly which means that you know that I've introduced reasonable doubt.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:19:38 PM
No.535824867
>>535825301
>>535824662
>It doesn't when it could just be something that doesn't create a silhouette. You've refused to acknowledge this directly which means that you know that I've introduced reasonable doubt.
>More imaginary headcanon shit from you
Is this all you have? I've acknowledged it as your delusions plenty yes.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:20:08 PM
No.535824919
these niggas have been at it for hours discussing mario jumping out of a sewer
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:20:16 PM
No.535824934
>>535825752
>>535822306
>the main racing mode is pretty boring and not as fun as a mario kart race.
Not quite wrong, but not quite right. Air Ride's... uhh, Air Ride, is pretty lackluster on its own, that's for sure, but the addition of the checklists onto the mix serves for a fresh and complete experience for the little it has to offer. Mario Kart, on the other hand (and I'm using Wii as an example here), offers you a meaty experience right off the gate, but it unfortunately loses its novelty once you've gone through at least 50% of it.
Air Ride encourages you to experiment with every little thing there is, tracks, machines, enemies... Mario Kart encourages you to find your comfort way to play and get things done from there.
I say there's a balance in which one lacks what the other is great at... and if you were combine them both, you'd have a winning formula.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:20:54 PM
No.535824995
>>535824578
Sorry Mariofag, but you can't change that Air Riders has humiliated World.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:21:53 PM
No.535825108
>>535825923
dramafag..
are you gonna samefag now to argue with yourself when no one takes your bait
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:23:41 PM
No.535825301
>>535825470
>>535824867
You've only been able to slander it, and not disprove it. Reasonable doubt remains, meaning that sewer jumping is not a feat you can use for Mario.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:25:23 PM
No.535825470
>>535825835
>>535825301
>You've only been able to slander it, and not disprove it. Reasonable doubt remains, meaning that sewer jumping is not a feat you can use for Mario.
Something that doesn't exist be argued against. It's all your headcanon cope since Mario mindbroke you so you can only make up stuff from nothing. Not usable in this argument in the slightest.
>>535824662
>something that doesn't create a silhouette
Do you have a official manual reference about that something, or anything actually describing your cope objects that aren't actually in the sewers? No? It's just you making shit up again? I figured.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:28:24 PM
No.535825752
>>535825923
>>535824934
>also
Worth nothing, but much like you I also thought the main mode of Air Ride was boring once I made it through all 8 tracks the first time. I remember asking to myself "That's it?" and was about to drop the game after that... then I tried some of the checks of the checklist and it all went downhill from there. There is so much that seemingly uneventful achievement system does to the whole experience, clearing checks ultimately leads you to try different machines, shave down seconds, improve your performance and, naturally, enjoy the game in so many different ways; its awesome.
>also also
Worth noting, this whole Mario x Kirby discourse is pure shitpost, whoever says one series is better than the other is just trying to stirr shit. Just ignore the fags.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:29:25 PM
No.535825835
>>535825924
>>535826062
>>535825470
You're desperate to shut down the panel point because you know it entirely discredits you. The game's logic works against you as Mario is never shown to jump that high in Sunshine when not below a grate, meaning he had to have assistance.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:30:13 PM
No.535825923
>>535825752
yeah I know (see
>>535825108 who calls him out)
though it's kinda funny this is all happening whilst two retards are arguing about mario jumping out of a sewer
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:30:14 PM
No.535825924
>>535826050
>>535825835
>You're desperate to shut down the panel point because you know it entirely discredits you. The game's logic works against you as Mario is never shown to jump that high in Sunshine when not below a grate, meaning he had to have assistance.
>More imaginary headcanon shit, while the game literally shows Mario jumping that high.
Cope more.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:31:20 PM
No.535826050
>>535826231
>>535825924
You can't even address what I'm saying now. You know that I'm right yet you don't want to appear to admit it. Thank you for your concession.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:31:29 PM
No.535826062
>>535826447
>>535825835
>You're desperate to shut down the panel point because you know it entirely discredits you.
>panel point
You mean something that you completely made up since the start of this argument? Are you a schizo or something? This isn't how actual debates work.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:33:15 PM
No.535826231
>>535826447
>>535826050
>You can't even address what I'm saying now. You know that I'm right yet you don't want to appear to admit it. Thank you for your concession.
I know that the game has Mario jump to extreme heights without anything else around him. Anything else is your headcanon desperately trying to shut it down since you're cornered.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:35:26 PM
No.535826447
>>535826754
>>535826062
>>535826231
All that's needed is to introduce reasonable doubt to BTFO you, which I have. Mario doesn't jump to those heights when not below a grate, so it's reasonable to assume he has assistance in launching into the air.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:38:37 PM
No.535826754
>>535826842
>>535826447
>All that's needed is to introduce reasonable doubt to BTFO you, which I have. Mario doesn't jump to those heights when not below a grate, so it's reasonable to assume he has assistance in launching into the air.
"All I need to do is completely keep making stuff up and headcanoning gameplay logic" Never was a BTFO. Your headcanon isn't facts. Your made up assistance "tools" are never official stated or referenced in any game description.
Mario can keep doing that high jump at all points in the game. Nothing was around him during it.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:39:32 PM
No.535826834
>>535823447
It's better compared to Kirby's usual standards since Kirby's ability to copy stuff usually means you get multiple Kirbys to keep copy abilities relevant in addition to the other three core members of Kirby's cast.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:39:36 PM
No.535826842
>>535826943
>>535826754
Mario is never shown to do that high jump again despite it being a useful thing to do so he can't do it naturally.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:40:29 PM
No.535826943
>>535827176
>>535826842
>Mario is never shown to do that high jump again despite it being a useful thing to do so he can't do it naturally.
Headcanon double standards again. Luigi never was shown to do the Super jump either again, and this was a paper mario game at that.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:42:48 PM
No.535827176
>>535827546
>>535826943
>Luigi never was shown to do the Super jump either again
Ah, but the difference here is that we know Luigi can do the super jump by himself because we clearly see him do it by himself. The sewer jump is obscured so there's no proof he can do it by himself.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:46:39 PM
No.535827546
>>535827723
>>535827176
>Ah, but the difference here is that we know Luigi can do the super jump by himself because we clearly see him do it by himself. The sewer jump is obscured so there's no proof he can do it by himself.
We literally see Mario in the sewers jumping out from them, the whole way through. We have see through vision of anything important in them. Mario does this constantly from a multitude of sewers.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:48:25 PM
No.535827723
>>535828147
>>535827546
>We literally see Mario in the sewers jumping out from them, the whole way through.
We see his silhouette, we don't see him. The sewers may have something that assists this built into the floor that wouldn't show up in silhouettes.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:52:55 PM
No.535828147
>>535828493
>>535827723
>>We literally see Mario in the sewers jumping out from them, the whole way through.
>We see his silhouette, we don't see him. The sewers may have something that assists this built into the floor that wouldn't show up in silhouettes.
There's literally nothing there. it's just more imaginary headcanon form you. You were dishonest and disingenuous the entire argument trying to imply we only see the manhole from a bird's eye view, but we can see different perspectives of the hole, we see nothing else there with Mario before the high jump. Only things important like Mario and coins show up. Your cope ends here.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:56:13 PM
No.535828493
>>535828810
>>535828147
>There's literally nothing there
As it's doesn't show the details of the ground, it means that there could be a boost panel built in that we can't notice because we can only see the silhouette of the ground.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 4:59:39 PM
No.535828810
>>535828885
>>535828493
>>There's literally nothing there
>As it's doesn't show the details of the ground, it means that there could be a boost panel built in that we can't notice because we can only see the silhouette of the ground.
You're grasping at straws again and again. Anything actually specified would have been in silhouettes like coins and 1 ups and Mario himself. We literally see the interior of the hole and flat ground, nothing else. Show me the official manual reference of whatever non existent headcanon object your making up or be silent with your false speculation.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 5:00:20 PM
No.535828885
>>535829306
>>535828810
>Anything actually specified would have been in silhouettes
Why would something level with the ground have a silhouette? That's not how that works.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 5:04:57 PM
No.535829306
>>535829935
>>535828885
>>Anything actually specified would have been in silhouettes
>Why would something level with the ground have a silhouette? That's not how that works.
You just ignored my ask for proof AGAIN after I just gave you a clear scan. You're extremely dishonest.
Your headcanon argument doesn't even work anymore. We wouldn't even be able to see Mario or anything under the sewer if this game worked with normal logic rules which it doesn't. You can't just push this one thing and not the other. The devs wanted us to see anything important that's in the sewers by giving us this view. You're literally just making stuff up at this point.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 5:11:48 PM
No.535829935
>>535830076
>>535830191
>>535829306
The devs wouldn't make the ground have a special silhouette as that wouldn't make sense, unlike giving us the shadows of coins, 1 ups and Marios.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 5:11:52 PM
No.535829940
>>535823759
glad the kirby curse is finally dead
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 5:12:41 PM
No.535830004
>>535823447
>>535823759
People will start making new excuses, watch.
>the finger wagging over Super Star representation instead of more non-Sakurai OCs
>track locations are all original and aren't from existing Kirby games (already saw a tweet nagging about this lol)
>random seething over the anime references being graduated to major titles like this
>The inevitable melty over the complete roster missing another fan favorite
>The toetapping over how the decisions for this should influence the next Smash Bros game, the only thing they ulteriorly care about over this game.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 5:13:26 PM
No.535830076
>>535830494
>>535829935
>The devs wouldn't make the ground have a special silhouette as that wouldn't make sense, unlike giving us the shadows of coins, 1 ups and Marios.
The ground is just a flat ground. We see nothing else there, the devs made nothing else important there. You have to provide the object your making up cause it's not there.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 5:14:47 PM
No.535830191
>>535830494
>>535829935
Where's the source that something is even attached to the ground in the first place? As we again, see nothing of the source.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 5:17:58 PM
No.535830494
>>535830765
>>535830076
>>535830191
Blending in with the floor does not mean it isn't there.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 5:20:46 PM
No.535830765
>>535831057
>>535830494
>Blending in with the floor does not mean it isn't there.
>Blending in with the floor
Where in the game does it say anything is blending with the floor in the first place.
>it
??? What in any sense does the game describe "IT", what is it. Where do you have a official statement visualizing "it" or referencing "it". This is a nothing argument from you as I said before.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 5:24:02 PM
No.535831057
>>535831136
>>535830765
All I needed to do was introduce reasonable doubt, which I was successful in doing. There very well could be a panel there, you just don't know.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 5:24:52 PM
No.535831136
>>535831638
>>535831057
>All I needed to do was introduce reasonable doubt, which I was successful in doing. There very well could be a panel there, you just don't know.
There's no doubt in something you made up, kek. Give me the source of the panel, which isn't there. I've asked you multiple times now.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 5:30:11 PM
No.535831638
>>535831861
>>535831136
No source is required, as reasonable doubt has been established.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 5:32:34 PM
No.535831861
>>535832002
>>535831638
>No source is required, as reasonable doubt has been established.
No sources = nothing is "reasonable" on your cope
So you're saying you lost and have nothing to offer for the umpteenth time today, alright then.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 5:33:48 PM
No.535832002
>>535832153
>>535831861
I've proven the possibility of something being there, which means that it keeps your sewer delusions in check.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 5:35:05 PM
No.535832153
>>535832367
>>535832002
>I've proven the possibility of something being there, which means that it keeps your sewer delusions in check.
You've haven't proven anything as you keep saying non existent things without sources. I'm the only one who provided some evidence in this argument, which there is nothing there at all.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 5:37:24 PM
No.535832367
>>535832668
>>535832153
You haven't provided any evidence. I have circumstantial evidence.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 5:40:04 PM
No.535832631
>>535832812
Can the scholar add the Sewerschizo to the image?
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 5:40:25 PM
No.535832668
>>535832969
>>535832367
>You haven't provided any evidence. I have circumstantial evidence.
More like the opposite, I provided literal evidence of nothing being inside the sewer hole with Mario from multiple perspectives. You still haven't provided a source of this "panel" you speak of.
>Watch how he still doesn't provide anything of his imaginary delusions on the next reply.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 5:42:01 PM
No.535832812
>>535832631
Counts as regular dramafags.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 5:43:42 PM
No.535832969
>>535833515
>>535832668
You never did as you ignored how the shadows wouldn't show something being there if it was on the same level as the floor. Let's say I put three blocks of different colors but equal dimensions in a dark place where you can't make out what colors they are. How could you tell that they were different colors?
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 5:48:52 PM
No.535833515
>>535834805
>>535832969
>You never did as you ignored how the shadows wouldn't show something being there if it was on the same level as the floor. Let's say I put three blocks of different colors but equal dimensions in a dark place where you can't make out what colors they are. How could you tell that they were different colors?
>No source again
Your coping even harder now in desperation, kek
All of this gets btfo as
>Nothing in game says anything is attached to the floor in the first place
>All you cope describe would have a silhouette, which they don't since it's not in the game
>Multitude of things are silhouette represented along with Mario, nothing of the cope you speak of
>All you have is nonsense that isn't there without sources
Do you have a source already?
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 6:01:11 PM
No.535834805
>>535834993
>>535833515
You still haven't stopped the reasonable doubt from being created, so you will always lose.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 6:03:01 PM
No.535834993
>>535835157
>>535834805
>You still haven't stopped the reasonable doubt from being created, so you will always lose.
Projection, since you have constantly offered literal nothing to back up your nothing objects that aren't there so it was never "reasonable".
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 6:04:23 PM
No.535835157
>>535835335
>>535834993
You've not accepted the truth that you wouldn't see the jump panel, so you have lost.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 6:06:00 PM
No.535835335
>>535835441
>>535835157
Any crumb of a source for this non existent jump panel you keep delusionally spamming? Oh it's more of your delusions and you still have nothing? Expected as much.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 6:07:01 PM
No.535835441
>>535836047
>>535835335
The circumstantial evidence states that Mario would be jumping that high to reach places that he needs the rocket nozzle for.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 6:12:17 PM
No.535836025
>>535822225
Faggots really have let youtubers gaslight them into thinking the number of tracks dictates how good a race is.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 6:12:28 PM
No.535836047
>>535836183
>>535835441
>The circumstantial evidence states that Mario would be jumping that high to reach places that he needs the rocket nozzle for.
Now you're running away from the initial argument again (without a source again) so you gave me the win there. Also using gameplay logic that can be applied to luigi too.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 6:12:31 PM
No.535836053
>>535836240
>>535836480
Why are Mariofags so retarded? Even if you disagree you shouldn't be clogging up the general with posts for 5 hours. That's what Dramafag wants.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 6:13:36 PM
No.535836183
>>535836649
>>535836047
I'm not running away from anything. Gameplay logic also still makes Luigi a better jumper.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 6:14:08 PM
No.535836240
>>535836409
>>535836480
>>535836053
Are you dramafag, because it's clearly both Luigifags and Mariofags here clogging the general.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 6:14:11 PM
No.535836249
>>535822225
it's really not. air ride is not about the racing. it's about the mechanics. if you give the game to your casual guy who wants a kart racing game they're gonna be confused, give it to a competitive kart racing guy and they're gonna complain it's too gimmicky.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 6:14:18 PM
No.535836261
>>535823447
>Susie
Based. Still not buying Sakurai slop though.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 6:15:44 PM
No.535836409
>>535836523
>>535836240
Luigifags have more class than this.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 6:16:23 PM
No.535836480
>>535836053
>>535836240
>starting even MORE drama
dramafags...
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 6:16:48 PM
No.535836523
>>535836625
>>535836409
Luigifags literally talk about cum constantly with no substance. They have no class.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 6:17:39 PM
No.535836625
>>535836747
>>535836523
That's not a Luigifag, that's a Luigiyume.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 6:17:54 PM
No.535836649
>>535836967
>>535836183
You just did run away from it again. Gameplay logic works against Luigi being the better jumper when we use it in your case of "why didn't he do it here and not there"
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 6:17:58 PM
No.535836659
>suddenly the argument stops as the dramafags now shift their attention to something else
scholarfag was right
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 6:18:44 PM
No.535836747
>>535837030
>>535836625
>Luigifag Luigiyume
same thing
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 6:20:10 PM
No.535836930
Is Magolor the equivalent of Rosalina in Kirby games?
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 6:20:29 PM
No.535836967
>>535837445
>>535836649
Except Luigi is always better or the same as Mario when jumping. Luigi is a better jumper in canon.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 6:21:00 PM
No.535837030
>>535837369
>>535837702
>>535836747
One is a bro who loves Luigi, and one is a mentally ill woman.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 6:24:05 PM
No.535837369
>>535837824
>>535837030
Women post here?
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 6:24:40 PM
No.535837445
>>535837598
>>535836967
>Except Luigi is always better or the same as Mario when jumping. Luigi is a better jumper in canon.
>always
Nope, funny how the mainline games he isn't playable Mario btfo him in jumps sky high. Even in Luigi's mansion 3 Mario was styling on him in jumps in the end while all he could do is sigh.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 6:26:06 PM
No.535837598
>>535837990
>>535837445
You're wrong. Luigi is a higher jumper. Mario has manlet jumps.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 6:27:11 PM
No.535837702
>>535838024
>>535837030
Both are luigifags.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 6:28:02 PM
No.535837808
>>535838086
This was the game kirbyfags have been shitting up the general with for the past 24 hours? It is the literal definition of slop.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 6:28:10 PM
No.535837824
>>535837369
Buddy, this general has been derailed for the past 5 hours by two women desperately defending their videogame crush. Someone needs to fuck them or something.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 6:29:37 PM
No.535837990
>>535838097
>>535837598
>You're wrong. Luigi is a higher jumper. Mario has manlet jumps.
More like the opposite, Luigi's own games show even more proof that Mario is the better jumper.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 6:29:55 PM
No.535838024
>>535838125
>>535837702
You will never be a luigifag, yumetrash.
We must stop fighting, and move on to discussing more important matters.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 6:30:38 PM
No.535838086
>>535839895
>>535837808
Because KAR is yet another overrated GCN game.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 6:30:45 PM
No.535838097
>>536018841
>>535837990
Mario was showboating while Luigi had all of the equipment needed to stop King Boo.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 6:30:56 PM
No.535838125
>>535838381
>>535838024
Cope, it's luigifag territory. You can't pick and choose.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 6:31:12 PM
No.535838161
>>535840929
>>535840978
>>535838084
>got shit on by the /v/ thread so he had to flee here
lmao
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 6:31:59 PM
No.535838236
>>535838686
>>535838084
I never thought I'd say this, but... I'm glad you're here, Suzannefag.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 6:32:09 PM
No.535838251
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 6:33:23 PM
No.535838381
>>535838521
>>535838125
Wrong. You are not a Luigifag.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 6:34:41 PM
No.535838521
>>535840073
>>535838381
You are coping. Luigifags can do things wrong like any other characterfag.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 6:36:11 PM
No.535838686
>>535838236
Thank you.
What can I help you with today?
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 6:37:04 PM
No.535838765
>>535841565
>>535841691
>>535823447
>Susie
Cringe. But I might buy the sakurai slop.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 6:37:59 PM
No.535838869
Only I'M supposed to hate Luigifags, don't take that away from me
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 6:47:07 PM
No.535839895
>>535838086
Youtube was a mistake.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 6:48:27 PM
No.535840073
>>535840213
>>535838521
They can, but mentally ill women are not Luigifags.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 6:49:34 PM
No.535840213
>>535840073
You can't dictate that. Luigifags are luigifags.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 6:53:47 PM
No.535840726
KiwiTalks won.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 6:55:31 PM
No.535840929
>>535838161
Imagine the smell
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 6:55:55 PM
No.535840978
>>535841079
>>535838161
>kirbyfag admits he is from /v/
Go back
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 6:56:50 PM
No.535841079
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 6:58:52 PM
No.535841309
>>535841939
>>535841959
So suzannefag/puppetfag is the one randomly calling people kirbyfags. Good to know.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 7:01:01 PM
No.535841565
>>535838765
Alien booty is good for you
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 7:02:04 PM
No.535841691
>>535838765
I'm buying it too for city trial
looks like a fun enough time
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 7:04:18 PM
No.535841939
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 7:04:25 PM
No.535841959
>>535842370
>>535841309
Suzannefag doesn't shitpost like that
and suzannefag and puppetfag are different, one just praises the other just because it's a shitposter
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 7:05:51 PM
No.535842146
Can we get a direct for people who shower and don't groom kids now?
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 7:07:52 PM
No.535842370
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 7:11:06 PM
No.535842771
Worldsissies, your time is up
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 7:12:29 PM
No.535842931
>>535844636
I think the next Direct will be the Super Mario Bros. 40th Anniversary Direct, in which Nintendo will probably announce the next 3D Mario.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 7:12:44 PM
No.535842960
>kirbyfags come to mario general
>start seething when people would rather talk about mario
What did xe/xhem mean by this?
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 7:15:00 PM
No.535843247
>>535843384
>>535838084
Posts like these remind me why you're one of our best posters.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 7:16:11 PM
No.535843384
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 7:16:42 PM
No.535843438
All the posts in the last 10 hours? All me.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 7:20:37 PM
No.535843887
that's right, it was ALL ME
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 7:27:13 PM
No.535844636
>>535863616
>>535842931
Nah, Kirby stole our slot.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 7:56:18 PM
No.535847903
King Boo's at it again...
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 8:22:20 PM
No.535851064
>>535852027
>>535852375
Which is better? The Super Show or Right Back at Ya?
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 8:30:09 PM
No.535852027
>>535852478
>>535851064
>Super Show or Hoshii no Kaabii
>two different kinds of shows
>from two different periods of time
I know this is shitpost, but... dude, use your common sense, those shows are nowhere near comparable with each other.
I prefer Super Mario Bros 3 over Super Show, ngl.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 8:32:41 PM
No.535852375
>>535851064
That's a tough question because both of those shows are so so awful
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 8:33:19 PM
No.535852478
>>535855405
>>535852027
What kind of logic is that? You can't compare them because they're from two different periods of time? That's bullshit. All that matters with these shows is how much you enjoyed watching. That's universal.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 8:55:51 PM
No.535855405
>>535855746
>>535858736
>>535852478
>You can't compare them because they're from two different periods of time?
Not objectively, no. Different periods of animation are fundamentally different from each other in every possible aspect, specially the animation and writing. You can't pretend to compare a show from the late 80s and a show from the early 00s without handicapping one or the other... and this is while omitting the fact they are two different pieces of animation by themselves, at that point there is nothing to compare between the two.
>All that matters with these shows is how much you enjoyed watching.
Anon said "Which is better", not "Which did you enjoy better?" If we were to boil this down to opinions, then we can get away with making odd comparisons between pieces because the comparable factor is "personal experience", and even those wouldn't be an indicative of any objective conclusion.
On that note I enjoyed Hoshii no Kaabii better; it doesn't make it better or worse than Super Show, but the experience was more enjoyable for me.
Comparisons are a funky terrain when differences outnumber the similarities, but not many people seem to know that very well.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 8:58:35 PM
No.535855746
>>535855405
Logic, in MY Mario general? We're supposed to throw shit at each other like kongs.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 9:21:16 PM
No.535858736
>>535859930
>>535862363
>>535855405
That's just being nitpicky in wording. They're both children's shows of different eras, but you can make comparisons of how they succeeded in their era. Don't act so pretentious.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 9:31:16 PM
No.535859930
>>535861353
>>535858736
People acting pretentious about children's media? How surprising...
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 9:42:30 PM
No.535861353
>>535859930
You'd hope that people would be more down to earth in a Mario general.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 9:48:31 PM
No.535862168
>>535863781
>>535864884
This really goes to show how easily this place can be trolled. It doesn't even have to be related to Mario.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 9:49:49 PM
No.535862363
>>535864603
>>535858736
>but you can make comparisons of how they succeeded in their era.
Then why ask in the first place? You have the comparable metric, go look those up yourself instead of asking a question that feels like you made solely to continue stirring nonsense about Kirby and Mario in the general like shitposters did earlier (either it was yo who asked or not, point still stands).
Also, I'm not one that thinks you can call an objective conclusion over using just one or two metrics, specially for something like entertainment media that goes down mostly to personal enjoyment, art is subjective, after all. There are a lot of elements to consider in media: Target audience, range of consumption and precedents as well. It's not as simple as pulling one or two metrics and saying This > That. We're not comparing juice brands, we're comparing art.
>Don't act so pretentious.
I'm sorry the posts *sound* pretentious to you, I'm just invoking logic and being as straightforward as possible.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 9:59:27 PM
No.535863616
>>535844636
It isn't september yet, retardbro.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 10:00:35 PM
No.535863781
>>535862168
All it really takes is one (1) moron to humor another moron's diatribe.
...I will stop, I'm not interested in making one wall of text after another over something so small. I have better things to do, like playing Woolly World... or have lunch lol.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 10:06:25 PM
No.535864603
>>535862363
>Then why ask in the first place?
Because that's also a matter of opinion, dummy. How did you find the old Mario cartoons compared to the cartoons of their time? How did you find Kirby compared to the cartoons of their time? For the record, I like them both. While the Mario cartoon has more memorable episodes, there's definitely things the Kirby cartoon did better like the theme song.
>I'm just invoking logic and being as straightforward as possible.
I'm sorry, but that is arguably one of the most pretentious things you could say.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 10:08:30 PM
No.535864884
>>535868372
>>535862168
/v/ has so much better Mario discussions it's actually fucking sad
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 10:34:35 PM
No.535868372
>>535868494
>>535864884
>/v/ has so much better Mario discussions it's actually fucking sad
>check /v/ threads
>More Switch 2 seethe with a Mario sad face, also shitting on kirby for some reason
>More baiting about buying Mario kart world
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 10:35:32 PM
No.535868494
>>535869058
>>535868372
>>>/v/718423780
open your mouth and say aaaaah
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 10:39:38 PM
No.535869058
>>535869223
>>535869519
>>535868494
>country secondary thread
>first post is complaining about "wokey kong"
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 10:40:52 PM
No.535869223
>>535870047
>>535869058
they're actually discussing the game and series instead of complaining about other posters
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 10:43:13 PM
No.535869519
>>535869787
>>535869058
>country secondary
Country shaped DK entirely. It's impossible to be a Country Secondary as without Country there is no DK. Given how Nintendo treated him at the time if Country never happened it might have turned out that we would see DK once in a blue moon while Junior is the spin off rep.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 10:45:17 PM
No.535869787
>>535870297
>>535869519
>this is what country secondaries actually believe
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 10:47:18 PM
No.535870047
>>535870293
>>535869223
>actually discussing the game
Ah yes lets see this Mario discussion
>not Mario
>fan fiction about Miyamoto hating Rare
>wokey kong
>general switch seething
Great discussion.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 10:49:01 PM
No.535870293
>>535872382
>>535870047
do i have to feed you every single message there or are you just gonna continue to be disingenuous about this whole thing?
great job proving me right about this place by the way.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 10:49:04 PM
No.535870297
>>535869787
I hate to say it, but Bananzasecondaries need to stop underrating the Country games. They're the backbone of DK as we know him. Without them DK would be entirely different as we know it.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 11:05:54 PM
No.535872382
>>535872438
>>535870293
I read your shitty thread. It was shit with no discussion. Stop spamming it here.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 11:06:21 PM
No.535872438
>>535872675
>>535872382
ok dude let's get back to talking about xfags and shitposting in here instead
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 11:06:31 PM
No.535872463
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 11:08:19 PM
No.535872675
>>535872757
>>535872438
>implying people don't know it is you shitting up the general in the first place
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 11:08:54 PM
No.535872757
>>535872675
you're so right man, it was me the whole time lol
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 11:10:33 PM
No.535872975
>>535877859
Reminder that out of the only 3 games that country secondaries care about only 1 actually features Donkey Kong.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 11:43:44 PM
No.535877121
>>535881228
Could a 4D Mario game work?
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 11:49:34 PM
No.535877859
>>535878214
>>535884662
>>535872975
Did you not play the games long enough to see DK in DKC2 and DKC3? You also don't seem to know about Returns or Tropical Freeze.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 11:52:11 PM
No.535878214
>>535878303
>>535881935
>>535877859
He's a shitposter trying to bait people. He probably hasn't played any DK games. Remember to do what Mario would do.
Anonymous
8/19/2025, 11:52:48 PM
No.535878303
>>535878214
save-a the princess?
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 12:18:56 AM
No.535881228
>>535881938
>>535877121
what the fuck is 4D
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 12:25:22 AM
No.535881935
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 12:25:24 AM
No.535881938
>>535882693
>>535881228
The fourth dimension is time.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 12:31:12 AM
No.535882693
>>535883408
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 12:36:59 AM
No.535883408
>>535882693
It's exciting, the other three dimensions are space related.
Someone is making a Brawl mod with (almost) entirely reworked movesets
Look at Mario and tell me that having this officially in Smash wouldn't be cool
https://youtu.be/_dtnZJxERJM?t=11m22s
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 12:47:55 AM
No.535884662
>>535885460
>>535877859
>DKC2
Diddy and blonde Diddy
>DKC3
Blonde Diddy and her retarded baby
Now go make another thread on /v/ about how Miyamoto bullied Rare.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 12:49:46 AM
No.535884860
>>535894534
>>535884375
>Look at Mario and tell me that having this officially in Smash wouldn't be cool
Okay. Having this officially in Smash wouldn't be cool. Like, at all.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 12:50:27 AM
No.535884926
>>535894534
>>535884375
Anything would be better than Sakurai smash.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 12:52:21 AM
No.535885118
>>535894534
>>535884375
having this officially in Smash wouldn't be cool
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 12:53:22 AM
No.535885221
>>535894534
>>535884375
Eh, I don't think it's better just different. I don't think Mario needed to have the ground pound or to have that weird wing cap attack.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 12:55:24 AM
No.535885460
>>535890453
>>535884662
He's in both games. You should play them, they're very good. Might be a little hard for you.
Taking a couple of draw requests, if you have multiple images you wanna link for references I can't access catbox.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 1:13:09 AM
No.535887535
>>535887056
King Boo shitposting on a laptop and samefagging on posts
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 1:17:22 AM
No.535887974
>>535903067
>>535887056
Mr L doing one of his poses while another character is in the background writhing on the floor with laughter seeing Luigi in his chuuni phase.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 1:41:00 AM
No.535890453
>>535891043
>>535885460
Yeah it is hard for me to play bad games.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 1:42:31 AM
No.535890594
>>535910441
>>535887056
Rosalina as a Greek Goddess.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 1:47:32 AM
No.535891043
>>535891589
>>535933813
>>535890453
But why do you play Bananza then?
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 1:52:41 AM
No.535891589
>>535891043
Sunk cost fallacy
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 1:54:52 AM
No.535891814
>>535913985
>>535887056
Peach on a fancy nightie, maybe? No need to make it very lewd, something cute would be just fine.
Also did you draw that one? Looks pretty good.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 2:17:01 AM
No.535894169
>>535894630
Mariobros...Sonic stole Pac-man from us....
>>535884860
>>535885118
Why not Mr. Contrarians
>>535884926
Yeah I don't like how generic the 64 to Brawl characters seem to be, starting from Wii U they ended up doing more faithful characters and the others are all left in the dust lol
>>535885221
I suppose so, that down b (that's apparently the input) is weird. But having the Rocket FLUDD as the Up B, a ground pound dair, the spin jump from SMW and NSMBW/U and the hammer is a huge improvement.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 2:21:45 AM
No.535894630
>>535894169
They can keep that washed up has-been.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 2:24:36 AM
No.535894915
>>535898558
>>535894534
That moveset legit looks like shit, and is poorly animated.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 2:26:48 AM
No.535895158
>>535894534
>hurr durr contrarians
I don't answer to shitposters.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 2:29:43 AM
No.535895482
>>535898558
>>535894534
I'm the opposite. I don't mind the occasional gimmick, but I find myself preferring the 64 to Brawl characters because I don't have to wrestle with gimmicks. Gets in the way of the fun.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 2:59:08 AM
No.535898558
>>535899026
>>535894915
Yeah I noticed there's a lot of forced squash and stretch. But honestly this being a fanmade work by a few guys in their home is nuts.
>>535895482
Well the problem I have with that is that the pre-4 veterans all feel like some prehistoric shit. They got generic moves as attacks, kind of how Mega Man was adapted in MvC. They adapted Mega Man into a fighting game character while Smash adapted the Mega Man mechanics to it.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 3:03:55 AM
No.535899026
>>535901236
>>535898558
Smash Mega Man is basically The Power Fighters/Battle. Only difference being his selection of Robot Master weapons have infinite energy.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 3:12:35 AM
No.535899892
>>535913040
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 3:26:26 AM
No.535901236
>>535899026
Yeah that makes sense but still, most people haven't played those two MM games. Smash Rockman has all the quirks of the NES games, he has the stanky leg, the lemons, the weapons, they basically plucked him out of those games, added the aerial attacks and that was it.
That's what I meant, the Mario characters feel nothing like their mainline counterparts. Somehow Sakurai has gotten away with making Bowser the way he is and having DK and Diddy use realistic animal grunts, and even got away with making Giga Bowser a thing.
You'd think Miyamoto would've gone "fuck no" to all of that.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 3:38:53 AM
No.535902421
>>535894534
Oh and I also forgot, the parry attack is the SS Saga Firebrand.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 3:45:57 AM
No.535903067
>>535904394
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 4:02:11 AM
No.535904394
>>535914115
>>535903067
Damn, that's fast... and good! Great work, anon!
NTA btw.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 4:55:05 AM
No.535908835
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 5:13:41 AM
No.535910441
>>535918909
>>535933682
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 5:43:15 AM
No.535913040
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 5:54:52 AM
No.535913985
>>535915142
>>535918909
>>535891814
Yup, I drew the cloud one, thank you
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 5:56:30 AM
No.535914115
>>535904394
Thank you, I tried getting these done as quickly as possible
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 6:08:30 AM
No.535915142
>>535915753
>>535913985
Shit, I thought her eyebrows were her eyes and her eyes massive bags.
Made for a unique look.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 6:16:21 AM
No.535915753
>>535915142
Peach with cartoony bead eyes sounds like it would make for a great peach in a hypothetical mario cartoon
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 6:56:37 AM
No.535918909
>>535913985
Damn, you actually did it! Thanks, anon! I love the colors a lot and the nightie is really pretty. This one
>>535910441 is also really great! Cheers, man.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 7:11:43 AM
No.535920097
>>535925278
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 7:59:35 AM
No.535923580
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 8:24:39 AM
No.535925278
>>535920097
There has to be R34 of this.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 9:35:17 AM
No.535929584
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 10:46:47 AM
No.535933623
>>535987121
Yep, Kino.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 10:47:48 AM
No.535933682
>>535910441
Nice, thanks.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 10:49:44 AM
No.535933813
>>535934198
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 10:56:14 AM
No.535934198
>>535933813
The losing game, which means I won the winning game.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 11:06:21 AM
No.535934770
I wonned.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 12:46:54 PM
No.535940693
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 12:57:15 PM
No.535941373
Peaknanza
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 2:14:20 PM
No.535946805
Slopnanza
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 2:15:55 PM
No.535946907
Basednanza
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 2:30:48 PM
No.535948097
Wokenanza
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 2:31:26 PM
No.535948156
Sonicfags get out of my thread or you will face consequences.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 2:31:54 PM
No.535948191
Suzannenanza
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 2:34:03 PM
No.535948365
>>535949301
https://www.ndw.jp/dkbananza-interview-250820/
New Nintendo Dream interview with DK Bananza dev team. Some noteworthy tidbits:
>they tried having pauline in her adult form but thought having her be kid sized would look better
>the bananza forms were indeed inspired by the animal friends from past games
>the game was first and foremost built with the mindset of creating a new dk game centered around the theme of destruction and thus came up with the game's world, enemies, etc before they decided to bolt on homages to past games like cranky.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 2:34:11 PM
No.535948374
Killyourselfnanza
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 2:45:30 PM
No.535949301
>>535948365
>we could have had adult Pauline feet
sadnanza
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 3:24:31 PM
No.535952424
>>535962018
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 5:10:16 PM
No.535961901
1-UP
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 5:11:31 PM
No.535962018
>>535962661
>>535968420
>>535952424
Gotta appreciate he still has his sense of humor. How many of Nintendo's figures are jokesters like this? Some of them seem to like jesting a little during interviews, but I can't think of any specific right now.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 5:17:56 PM
No.535962661
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 6:12:03 PM
No.535968420
>>535962018
Miyamoto forced Retro devs to add in DK blowing and even forced him to blow in Bananza (which is why he's whistling)
Miyamoto's a practical jokester.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 6:44:43 PM
No.535971808
>>535973608
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 7:02:35 PM
No.535973608
>>535971808
Fun in the volcanic sun.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 7:19:59 PM
No.535975421
>>535976460
Luigi!
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 7:29:09 PM
No.535976460
>>535975421
Luigi really gets around...
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 8:19:17 PM
No.535982168
>>535982894
Did the Suzanne schizo finally kill himself? Thereβs a Pauline lore thread on /v/ thatβs been up for 6 hours and he actually hasnβt posted in it once.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 8:25:41 PM
No.535982894
>>535982168
don't jinx it
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 8:39:54 PM
No.535984525
I had to see this now you have to see it too.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 8:45:58 PM
No.535985173
>>535986149
I was playing Mario Land with one of the SNES controllers and for the life of me I can't figure out how to get from the Gameboy selection screen back to the home screen on the Switch 2. Is it impossible or am I retarded?
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 8:53:59 PM
No.535986149
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 9:02:10 PM
No.535987121
>>535987361
>>535995419
>>535933623
>Mixing uma and mario
Now there would be a hell of a crossover.
Nintendo does own 5% of Cygames, so it wouldn't be impossible
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 9:04:04 PM
No.535987361
>>535987737
>>535988885
>>535987121
it'd be impossible as Nintendo never does crossovers unless it's exclusive to their platforms
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 9:07:04 PM
No.535987737
>>535987852
>>535987995
>>535987361
Anon, you know as well as I do they could easily gun an exclusive game a la mario and sonic olympics.
And it doesn't even have to be a game crossover, it can be merch or something.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 9:07:58 PM
No.535987852
>>535988203
>>535994330
>>535987737
Nintendo would never make a Mario and Uma Musume crossover game.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 9:08:59 PM
No.535987995
>>535988203
>>535987737
with how stingy they are, it's still such a low probability that it's just as possible as mario on ps5.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 9:10:38 PM
No.535988203
>>535988381
>>535988431
>>535987852
>>535987995
Obviously it's incredibly unlikely, but stop being such faggots over a theoretical speculation.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 9:12:04 PM
No.535988381
>>535988632
>>535994330
>>535988203
People are allowed to call you a retard.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 9:12:26 PM
No.535988431
>>535988203
mario.. will find you.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 9:14:06 PM
No.535988632
>>535988885
>>535993394
>>535988381
And those people would be wrong and also the actual retards for getting this upset and shitposty over an offhand remark over a remote possibilty.
God i hate this thread.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 9:15:57 PM
No.535988885
>>535989482
>>535989989
>>535988632
NTA but I was the one who responded to you initially
>>535987361
the anon you're responding to just took over from where I was and decided to be extra faggy about it
probably happens a lot here, with some people wanting to instigate stuff.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 9:20:45 PM
No.535989482
>>535988885
Dramafag is such an insufferable faggot.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 9:24:41 PM
No.535989989
>>535988885
Only thing I'll say any further on this is that people said a western studio doing an animated mario film was impossible once upon a time.
>>535988632
Calling you a retard doesn't mean that I'm upset, you're just a retard for thinking NIntendo would want to crossover Mario with the horse game.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 9:53:45 PM
No.535993628
>>535994373
>>535993394
BUT. In this strange world we live in, calling someone a retard means you're upset.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 9:54:22 PM
No.535993714
>>535994373
>>535993394
I never said they wanted to, nor implied that. Don't call others retarded when you can't even read.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 9:59:04 PM
No.535994330
>>535993394
>>535988381
>>535987852
Honestly, anon is right, you're just being pedantic over an inane remark. And people are allowed to jump at you for being unfoundedly pedantic as you are allowed to be pedantic to them over an inane remark.
Anon, you're boned, I'm sorry to say.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 9:59:24 PM
No.535994373
>>535994585
>>535993628
It's calling a spade a spade.
>>535993714
You said it wasn't impossible. It is. Not that Nintendo would never collab with them, it'd just have to be if they had another game like Dragalia Lost.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 10:01:03 PM
No.535994550
Gachafags are insufferable.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 10:01:16 PM
No.535994585
>>535994748
>>536000315
>>535994373
>You said it wasn't impossible
>But it is.
>But it is actually not.
Dude???
>>535994585
You said that they'd collab with Mario, goldfishbrain.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 10:05:10 PM
No.535995084
>>535995327
>>535995481
>>535994748
Let me go step by step, silly. Also NTA
>Anons says it's not impossible, just unlikely.
>You proceed to say it is ("It is.")
>You proceed to retract the previous statement immediately afterwards ("Nintendo would never collab with them") by implying the possibility.
Again, DUDE??
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 10:07:01 PM
No.535995327
>>535995084
>Not that Nintendo would never collab with them*
Quoted wrong, it is my loss now, mayor spelling mistake! Pedantic anon wins the internet argument! Show's over lmao.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 10:07:45 PM
No.535995419
>>535995759
>>535996443
>>535994748
One, was not me who replied to you there.
Two, actually READ the initial post that sparked this whole shit:
>>535987121
In no way does it say it's anything that could feasibly happen, only that the possibility exists. Even if the chances are abysmally low
Finally, you made a mountain out of a god damned anthill.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 10:08:16 PM
No.535995481
>>535995084
Do you have a learning disability or are you just pretending to be retarded? They'd never crossover with Mario, which was what we were talking about. The fact that it'd need a hypothetical non-existent gacha for Nintendo to crossover with it means that it'd be impossible for Nintendo as they are.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 10:09:46 PM
No.535995656
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 10:10:37 PM
No.535995759
>>535995943
>>535995419
The problem is really you having thin skin by crying about being called a retard. You need to not take insults so personally here. You're really going to end up getting messed up if you don't try to not take things so personally here.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 10:12:15 PM
No.535995943
>>535996296
>>535995759
Oh yeah, you sure are making everyone a great favor as a community, being pedantic about asinine arguments.
Anon, shut up.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 10:13:02 PM
No.535996029
>>535997996
>You're really going to end up getting messed up if you don't try to not take things so personally here.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 10:15:07 PM
No.535996296
>>535995943
Anon, stop having a melty already.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 10:16:19 PM
No.535996443
>>536006334
>>535995419
And you, you might as well leave it at that too, point was well driven across by now. This is an asinine line of argument. You really don't want to spend the next hour going back and forth with some retard looking for an internet fight to win.
...on the subject of Nintendo owning sheit, what else does it own? Got curious.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 10:28:38 PM
No.535997996
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 10:48:56 PM
No.536000315
>>536001427
>>536001516
>>535994585
I want to kiss Pauline.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 10:57:40 PM
No.536001427
>>536000315
No you don't.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 10:58:23 PM
No.536001516
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 11:01:15 PM
No.536001879
>>535998120
Healthy horsey
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 11:02:17 PM
No.536002018
>>535998120
That is one chonky horse, lol. Also, I can't decide on if I think their faces are cute or not.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 11:25:57 PM
No.536004954
>>535884375
mario works in smash because he is a fundamentals character, just like he is the fundamental video game.
he doesn't need to be this 1001 faithful references character like the DLCs are, i feel that can detract from a good moveset.
his moveset isn't even bad like ganons is, hes pretty fun and easy to play
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 11:36:50 PM
No.536006334
>>535996443
I can't seem to find a list of companies in which Nintendo has a minority share in.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 11:38:13 PM
No.536006504
>>535790216
>>535819561
Two annoying Mareachers walk into a bar and start meowing for hours about the vanilliest brainrot you've ever heard.
(I said I'd do my part lol).
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 11:39:08 PM
No.536006629
>>535998120
Mario power farm game soon.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 11:40:58 PM
No.536006842
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 11:59:24 PM
No.536009153
>>536009327
Bark.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 12:01:02 AM
No.536009327
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 1:22:09 AM
No.536018841
>>535838097
The cutscene was proving Mario to be a better jumper than Luigi. Pretty much the only cutscene in the franchise that showcases the clear gap in their elevation skills, like an official nintendo demonstration animation telling us.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 1:22:56 AM
No.536018935
>>535495898
>Except the Shadow Queen isn't just an overgrown boo so you're being dishonest. Neither is she like the portrait ghosts if you're desperate enough to bring them up despite being in Luigi's domain and not Mario's. The original Paper Mario never feels fanficy whereas TTYD's lore and some of the main plot like TEC and the Shadow Queen do. TTYD was the precursor to SPM's shit.
Boos aren't the only beings beyond the grave that are ancient to the Mario series, so you're the one actually being dishonest. You're just listing stuff you personally don't like. Even outside of all of this, Miyamoto already approves multiple times Mario characters can be in/adapt to any setting no problem.
>Luigi's domain
What is this that you're making up, Mario's in that game too. Heck, Luigi's Mansion lore is heavily in a Mainline Mario game (Sunshine). Portrait ghosts also all have big lore descriptions and have that vintage feel like Shadow Queen and her palace. Also Portrait ghosts look pretty different than the typical boo but they both coincide no problem. TTYD works well in the Mario series.