Thread 535538000

POCHIE SUNDAY!
troondle filth off the op!

>Recent News
LAUNCH TODAY!!! (13:00 GMT)
Get your sleepies in!

Ascension bought, accounts were migrated.
Log in using your old Epoch account details on the Ascension website.
>https://ascension.gg/

>What is Project Epoch?
A World of Warcraft Vanilla+ Private Server featuring TBC talent trees and tasteful custom content.
>1500+ New quests
>2000+ New creatures
>2000+ New items
>And more!

For more info read their website
>https://www.project-epoch.net/
>Guilds
>Gurubashi
Alliance
Alliance


Previous Thread:
>>535520170

Soon

First for gvrv

I love my anime posters! Have fun today, cuties!

>wake up
>bugs are fixed
>performance is immaculate
>release (real) is announced
I have finally entered the correct timeline.

POCHIE WEEKEND
>POCHIE WEEKEND
POCHIE WEEKEND
>POCHIE WEEKEND
POCHIE WEEKEND
>POCHIE WEEKEND
POCHIE WEEKEND
>POCHIE WEEKEND

Eternal reminder, you're factually BROWN if you play on castrated KEKuck instead of GuruCHADshi, just like the god intended.

>>535538000 (OP)
Whitemane hours before the release money shot

Turtle... won...?!?

Reminder that the shills here calling Twow the Tranny server was always projection. Epoch is where the trannys are flocking to. These threads are constantly spammed by degenerates

>60k online on discord
>5k online during Stress test
That's as much pop as Asspochie is getting.
Even the legendary Nost had only a 10% active to online ratio.

Turtle won btw.

>gurubashi
>alliance
>gnome
>male
>rogue
yep, it's time to dab on hordekek no-shoes as a literal toddler

>>535538283
>tranny tranny tranny
Holy shit, just fucking kill yourself

>whitemane get
>turds seething instantly
You love to see it

>>535538416
I remember when everything was niggers and chinks, wonder what the next bad thing will be

So Epoch has won because

Kezan Release at 15:00 CEST
Ambershire Release at 19:00 CEST

a fucking 3 hour advantage

>>535538283
Your next cope, xir? Maybe with a bit less of a projection?

Real talk though, why do people always get so angry at server first lvl 60s? Everyone's all like "Play the game however you want friend!" but then you hit 60 and they just go on a tirade about how you need to stop and smell the flowers and how your having no life is somehow worse than their having no life.

>>535538283
they have their own containment realm - gurubashi

>>535538343
Most people are retarded and won't join stress tests because they think it's a waste of time.

>download ASScension launcher
>select epoop download destination
>still makes me download 12gb after verifying files
???

>gurubashi
>alliance
>gnome
>female
>priest

>>535538552
>17 sierpnia
huh?

I am glad y'all are rolling Guru so we normal people can enjoy playing on Kezan.

>>535538376
>every pvpaco switches to orc racials for the stun resist
>rarely ever have to worry about WotF again
WARLOCK CENTURY IMMINENT

>>535538567
fomo, seeing a 60 makes people feel like they are already behind
there is an undeniable reality that getting level 60 is advantageous for making gold and gearing

>>535538510
They are all bad. I remember when 4chan and the internet was a whole was majority white and male. It became so much worse when other demographics got access to it.

>>535538343
>turdle worker drone literally has to lie and make shit up just to try to "compete"
You're getting desperate, but that's understandable.

>>535538542
turtleshill, your elementary school arithmetic...

can't wait to start on guru today and start wrecking allys next week

>>535538542
Yes, your next cope until merge

DAILY uhh ETERNAL REMINDER TO have a good day. here's how the stress test went for those that missed it, highlights in the video chapters
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SM5nNAL_dwU

>>535538843
nice slideshow

did they fix pets? any hunters/locks who played the stress tests can confirm?

>prunedadcucks and exploitercucks all burned out and crying, seething abour their loss

>WIPECHAD GODS shitposted and had extreme fun all this time, are with FULL ENERGY to raze and blaze conquer the server

Cute female gnome priest or dickhead male gnome priest?

On Gurubashi

>>535538843
How the fuck did they get it that low? Shouldnt everyone be missing and he resisting everything?

>>535538948
Post screencaps of the people actually seething instead of saying the same thing over and over again.

>>535538924
No they are still broken and boats don’t work either. Currently Epoch has 1500 bugs.

>>535538924
imp was fine for me.

>>535538770
yea i'm thinking orc hunter to curbstomp some ally trannies

>>535539065
You posted this in previous thread and got shat on instantly
Why are turdle NPCs like that bros?

>>535538987
Either way you get to be a disgusting Gnome. Tauren fleshlight.

Any gvrv horde guilds?

>>535539045
>HE FARMED
>HE EXPLOITED
>HE QUESTED PAST 15
>HE EMAILED
>HE MADE ALTS
>HE ABUSED WPL CHEST
>HE LEVELED PROFESSIONS
>HE SPAMMED LOGGING BUTTON FOR WEEKS

HE IS BROWN AND GOT WIPED
HAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

WIPE GANG WON
YOU LOST

>>535539065
It's closed source now retard they aren't publicly updating anymore

>>535538924
My bear was working fine. Did disappear between zones though but I just had to resummon.

What will be the first big Drama on Kezan / Gurubashi?

>>535538108
Do you have an opinion on what is the most well rounded (wpvp, bgs, pve), overall fun experience, healing as a priest or spinning around as a warrior?

>they fixed thousands of bugs in 1 week
>couldn’t do it in 4 years
>just trust me bro

>>535539003
Ranged attacks can't be dodged, parried, blocked, glanced or resisted. They can miss but miss chance scales very little with level difference.

Can anyone provide lore on the pregnant man emoji and what lead to it being banned on the epoch kord server?

>>535539143
hahahahahahahaahah fucking based

>>535539176
When they add the P2W items in 2 months after the server is dying and they are desperate for cash

>>535538843
JUMPSCARE WARNING 5:33
>JUMPSCARE WARNING 5:33
JUMPSCARE WARNING 5:33
>JUMPSCARE WARNING 5:33

>>535539258
>somebody clicks mpreg emote as reaction to a Ross post
>he interprets is hostility towards lgbt, keytotes agrees and people get warnings to not react with that emote
>obviously people double down with, everyone reacting with mpreg now to every post getting banned
it's the classic streisand effect

I just noticed that arms got improved slam
How does slam work here? Do I need to install a weapon swing timer and time slam with my swings or can I just spam it without worrying about that?

>>535538948
Exploits were discovered that still haven't leaked.
Exploiters have experience you don't have.
Tricky untraceable exploits that will leave you in the dust.
They're still ahead.
You're still far behind and always will be

>>535539408
NTS but that is fucking retarded, so they are gay on top of Dutch's whores?

>>535538000 (OP)
Blessed OP

>>535538000 (OP)
Hi OP.
I said it already few days ago.
Please stop using my slopa edits as I no longer affiliate with this dogshit server. I am now playing on retail and will remain there until classic+ announcement.

Kind regards,

Slopa anon

>>535539575
make a copyright claim against this thread

>>535539575
If not, then why are you stll here?

So how will I start the half xp challenge thing when the servers are up?

>>535539575
make Patreon, retard.

first pepsi max. after this little nap and i am ready

>>535539436
Doesn't affect me and ascension may blast your ass
Keep coping exploitercuck, you lost.

>>535538567
making fun of malformed people is funny and malformed people are the first to hit 60

>>535539227
Dutch actually has a competent veteran team to fix bugs.

>>535539687
Who would pay for garbage that can be created in 15 minutes.
>>535539678
I'm following the train wreck. I given up when they announced the acquisition.
>>535539654
It's funny I've been a pirate fag my whole life but it does sting a little bit.

It’s amazing that the reason we are playing on private servers and shitposting in epoch threads today is because of this woman

What will the delay be between Kezan launch and Gurubashi launch?

>stress tests happened, launch imminent, good news all around
>turdle NPCs come out en masse: shilling instantly ramps up, extremely aggressive, constant lies, grasping at anything they can
New script just dropped, seems like they passed on seething about quest references and stress tests, and now they're somehow "trying" to spin already outdated github bugtracker
It's embarrassing to even look at, but fully understandable given their position lol!

The new Ascension staff has no idea...

Where is Gurubussy?

What faction and server will have the cutest girls (and boys)?

>>535538770
Any website where I can find videos of such manner? Asking for a friend

>>535540051
He doesn't know... Your names for Guru are gone and given prio to Kezan players. All servers now share the same name pool and Guru is launching a couple hours after Kezan.

your hubris will be punished, epochuds

>>535538843
me on the left but for real

When does it launch?

>>535539735
>Doesn't affect me
Same, I'm exploiting instantly back to where I was, no harm no foul just less competition now.
The main difference is that I'll control the server and economy, while your presence on the server will literally not affect me in any measurable metric.

Be sure to have fun while not worrying about others, well as best as you can...

>>535539849
>train wreck
its going better than ever

>>535540158
About four hours. 9am est.

>>535540158
In approximately 4 and a half hours.

is kezan cross faction?

>>535540253
READ THE FUCKING PINS!

So Kezan 1 will be massively overrun because all the communities will want to play together no?

>my character made it to a youtube video
nice

>>535540247
gmt or utc?

>>535540253
its trans faction even

>>535540340
>gmt or utc?
You're retarded bro. 4 hours is 4 hours no matter the timezone. Quick question: how would you feel if you didn't have breakfast this morning?

>>535540134
but they said ur old names are reserved for ur account

>>535540454
No it isn't?

MANIFESTING:
>I will find the love of my life on epoch

>>535540180
>he thinks others haven't found exploits he don't know
LOL
>less competition
LOL

>>535540481
They were talking to people with characters on kezan. 80% of the characters made were on kezan.

about to hop on on turtle for the last time

>>535540493
>>535540340
4 hours STARTING THIS INSTANT you imbecile

>>535540454
but I didnt have breakfast this morning????

How is the mana for casters at higher levels?
Do I still need to drink after every single mob?

>>535540118
noname55.com, the pass for the gallery is noname55

>>535540607
That doesn't tell me anything without a timezone, retard.

>>535540493
>>535540610
>>535540695
Dios mio...

>>535540695
https://www.timeanddate.com/countdown/gaming?iso=20250817T15&p0=37&msg=Kezan+Launch&font=cursive

>>535540695
gotta be bait

This dude is baiting but there are people who are genuinely that retarded amongst us right now.

>>535540221
>>535540247
Thanks friends.

bros, i really wanna play on 'bashi but i feel like the population will be heavily imbalanced. guessing 20% will be rogue, horde will have a huge numbers advantage, and there will be a general lack of healers.

How we holdin up Rossbros

>>535540607
>almost 1am for me
I should probably sleep...

>>535540838
It's forced 47/53 balance

>>535540748
>doesn't compensate for daylight saving time

reminder to clean your living spaces and prep/plan meals so you can spend more time on poochie

>>535539194
If plan to dabble into all content I would go priest.
Raids are going to be boring no matter what role you play anyway
And a warrior doing BGs/wpvp without a pocket healer is going to have a bad time.

PRUNEDADS COPE

Has there been any news for guru…what time are we assuming?

>>535541009
Plan is couple of hours after kezan

>>535541009
>>535541041
What's the difference?

what the F*CK is the point of the valley of the winds in org

>>535541078
Zeppelins

>>535541078
It's the new Zeppelin Hub noob, the old one is being dismantled by Goblins.

>>535541062
dunno ask dutch

>>535541041
Cool guess I’ll get some more sleep then. Thanks anon

Anybody excited to make new friends on Epoch?

>>535540874
>be ross
>get doxxed
>get pregnant manned
>get unmodded
Was it worth it in the end?

>>535541239
no, I won't make any

>>535541239
I'm excited to farm gold and resources and give them away to my future owner. I don't need a mount... they can spend the gold better.

How much do I have to ERP to afford epic mount?

>>535541239
not with any of you, autistic freaks

>>535541516
hard to say, depends a lot on how good you are and who you meet. probably better to farm something

>>535541516
It's the wotlk client, so you will probably afford it before you hit 60

do you think the launch is gonna get ddos'd
feels like turtle might genuinely be at risk if shenna's goal is a monopoly on the classic+ playerbase

>>535539389
sorry

pochiemane brat slopa now

>>535541659
lol, Ascension can hack blizzard if they want to

>>535541659
they're under Ascension protection. it's literally over for shenna. she's just gonna bot her 500 pop realm to look like 10k but starter zones being dead will give it away

>>535541629
what
why?

>>535541629
Everything is supposed to be pretty much scaled back to vanilla values though.

>>535540535
don't drop the cope soap

>>535541629
retard

how confident are we the server is going up and staying up today?
Its not gonna be another stealth launch passed off as a test and then radio silence for 2 days right?

Do you seriously think that the managers of multiple servers with many years of experience don't know about your exploits?
Epoch devs were clueless but Ascension is not.

>>535541008
>"illegal to votes"
retarded?

Reckon that quest voiceAI addon will work. Did anyone test?

>>535541921
Where the fuck do you retards come from?

dont like ret paladins at all, but i plan to actually roll one cos i just wanna alt+tab afk and watch videos during my whole leveling process

>>535541921
50/50, I wouldn't be surprised if then can't get it up again after a couple of crashes

I was sleeping for the past 11h but discord notification showed up saying we're actually getting a release today... I can't believe it, is the wait finally over. Are we the exiled jews wandering the desert who will finally get to the promise lands?

>13:00 GMT

So what is that in PST? I don't understand yuropoor units.

>>535542214
have you tried using google you fucking imbecile?

>>535542059
"Videos" you say?

>>535542214
6

>>535542273
>have you tried using google

no? /epog/ is my google

Since the wipe is happening, does that also mean that we in fact DON'T get to keep our names, or what?

>>535542059
This is why I'm going priest.
Similar alt+tab leveling playstyle with wands, but without being shit to play at 60

>>535542342
then perish

>>535542335
thanks my man

>>535541115
>>535541131
Why not just put them in the flight master tower?

>>535542381
we just don't know, but it releases in 3 hours so we will see then

>>535542310
Der Proto-Gooner.

>>535542412
ok google shill

>>535542381
Your names are still yours
Your characters will be gone, but the names you had are now bound to your account somehow

>>535542381
>>535542443

>>535542026
for what fucking purpose?

>>535542474
>9AM
>look at watch
>8:58AM
POCHIE SUNDAY

Servers are up right now btw, if anyone wants to help stress test things before launch.

>>535542441
The tower barely clears the valley, the Zepps couldn't get in there.

>>535542342
Based

>>535542310
soul

>>535542578
I'm gonna 'splore some more.

mandatory addons?
i have pfwotlk and move anything atm

>Rushed early launch just to compete with ambershire

The drama never ends with this server lol

>>535542550
>2chads got LITERALLY exactly what they wanted

Oh non non noo.... non-wipe saars??!? our cope!??!?!

So each content release is gonna be epoch's guys dumping a steaming pile of bugs on Ascension devs for them to fix?

>1.2k people instantly sign on this late in the night/early EU unannounced
Yeah, we're so back.

>>535542704
literally none

>>535542550
which names are that?
the ones I reserved at pre-launch, the ones I used at launch or the ones I used for the latest test?

>>535542817
Yes, but at that point we won't really have to be the beta testers. They're really only pushing out the buggy server right now because they want to compete with the new turtle realm. Hopefully the game is actually playable and there's nothing too game breaking.

>>535542817
Content bugs don't seem as serious as actual core functionality bugs

>>535542856
you are so cool

how VIABLE will assasss rogues will be bregs, really wanna roll one , but i fucking hate combat's gameplay

>>535542934
>reserved at pre-launch, the ones I used at launch
these

>>535542935
It'll be another bug fiesta, willing to bet some people will exploit something and dadgamers will cry and screech until a wipe occurs again

Launching it so soon is retarded

hello druids
what's that addon that tracks rage mana energy at all times, no matter the current form

>>535543110
I don't think there's going to be anything to be exploting I think that's the first thing they actually fixed since they worked with the same core on their main servers. I think It's mostly going to be custom stuff not working properly, they already said the hc mechanic is going to be disabled on launch because of how many bugs it had.

>>535543110
>dadgamers will cry and screech until a wipe occurs again
found the anon that's mad he got wiped

>>535543050
Fine for PvE (poisons now scale from AP), questionable in PvP (can't use deadly poison due to breaking cc, no cc == dead rouge)

>>535543050
Viability is fluid in Project Epoch, devs have stated they will be watching class performance and buff/"balance" them accordingly to encourage variety.

>>535543025
thanks la

>>535542474
>gurubashi later
lol
lmao even

what class should I play? I didn't read the epog class changes? are we getting a wipe?

>>535543302
Who the fuck uses Deadly in PvP?

https://github.com/Bennylavaa/ChatEmojis
don't forget the single most important addon before release

>>535541659
Both ascension and shenna launches are going to be a shitshow

>>535543302
you likely aren't gonna go mutilate for PvP anyway. Shadowstep/hemo for arena or shadowstep/daggers for BGs if you want to have fun probably. Which should both be fine

>>535542787
I mostly just didn't want to re-level through the starting area that I just did earlier that week.
But now its been like 3 weeks so idgaf its like 2-3 hours and it will hopefully be more kino this time with people everywhere

is it just me, or are quest drop rates too high? every single defias thug that i killed dropped me a red bandana, did i just get lucky?

>>535543416
Ud pala. Yes.

Female Human or Female Dwarf Mage?
Fem human is clean but dwarf sounds cooler and more original.

>>535543437
dead rogues.
And ass tree is like 30% about deadly venom related damage.

>>535543443
you already have to be post-ironic to use the twitch emotes one, why the fuck would I put in discord emotes

>>535541659
If that was his goal he has severe delusions of grandeur

>>535542524
NTA. What about names made during the stress test?

option 2 WON
Option two, won. It is what it is.
no ifs ands or buts- option 2 won.

>>535543498
You should buy a lottery ticket, took me about 5 kills per each bandana.

>>535543512
female dwarf with the twin tail hair
https://youtu.be/M0XG-r-jZkk?t=113

>>535543615
4 hours til launch, 5 hours til lvl 15

>>535542704
this is my list:
_NPCScan
_NPCScan.Overlay
Auctionator
Details
Gatherer
Leatrix_Plus
OPie
RareSpawnOverlay

>>535543616
guess i just got really lucky then, weird
i remember having to kill like 20-30 defias back in the day to finish it, not it was 12/12 lol

>it's already starting
lmao

Is WoW fun?

I'm White.
I'm playing on Kezan.

>>535543856
yes

>>535543506
I would go UD pala but by all accounts it's going to be the most played class and race combo.

I'm pay my taxes.
I'm playing on Gurubashi.

Does the priest holy fire have a long cast time or short on aepochie?

>>535543539
it's not
there are just 2 talent nodes related to poison in general, there's nothing exclusive to deadly

>>535543234
something that adds a "Druid Mana Bar"

>lvl 15: "mmm what is that lowly anon doing over there?"
>lvl 4: (clank... clank... clank...)
>lvl 22: "Oh that level 4? That's a Profession Anon. I think he's leveling mining."
>lvl 19: "lmao someone is leveling professions during launch? lf1m dps deadmines btw."

do I have to ?
>seal twist
>totem twist
>powershift
>shadow shuffle
>stance dance
>Melee weave
>rune stand
>demon dive
>wait for my energy pool ticks to syncronise with server ticks for free attacks
i don't have to do any of that buggy private server autism right?

>>535544006
>>535544006
mutt moment

>Couldn't say they are white
Enjoy your ghetto friendo

>>535543812
If it happens again after launch then that stuff about random drop rates pinging of a hex value from your character's name to generate static RNG is a real thing

>>535544249
no

>>535544249
no and if your dps is low just say your class sucks.

>>535543703
Love this animation. Hard to choose. Fem human's animations are so smooth and subtle. It's nice to not gimp yourself with a shitty Mage racial by picking them for once.

>>535544249
Just crusader weaving.

>>535544249
Yes, they even added spell weaving to shamans for whatever reason

>>535544249
the DPS role is fucking mind-numbing, they have to exploit as part of their rotation just to stay awake

>>535543806
>RareSpawnOverlay
this one seems cool, thanks
i installed it but cant see anything on the map. does it need something to work>?

when is launch in freedom time?

whens launch

>>535544693
september

>>535544693
3.5 hours

>>535544649
3 hours 32 mins for Epoch Launch

>>535541629
"epic" raiding training cost is 900g

>>535544693
trans launch in a few hours
REAL launch will be a few more hours later

>>535544753
with or without daylight savings?

>>535542550
og kezan db was probably fucked beyond all reason anyway. best to get rid of it

Gurusissies have to wait till I'm done and out of the starter zone before they can even play?
Yeah I'm thinking this is a white mans server.

>>535542704
whatever gives you map cords (only)? any suggs?

>>535545329
if you only care about map coords you can use macro script to print them on command.

TURTLE WOW RESPONDED

AMBERSHIRE LAUNCHING IN 30 MINUTES

>>535545407
Cool, hope they have fun.

WE ARE SO BACK

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oi2WfFKZkh0&list=RDOi2WfFKZkh0&start_radio=1

>>535545024
Nobody is playing turtle, sweaty.

>>535545407
@grok is this real

I need more fat Whitemane AI-generated ass.

>>535545456
i know, tranny freak, you are the dumbest fucking gorilla nigger retard ever
im talking about CHADRUBASHI

>>535545401
I mean, on map screen cursor

>>535545534
chad-rub-ashi? Who the fuck is Chad and why are they rubbing ashi? Ashi sounds like a troon.

>>535545452
That was actually some nice music.
Thanks anon.
It did however make me want to listen too
https://youtu.be/RGA4PilHdr0?si=LE_P1WYOl_gT1cFx
And now I'm F U N K Y white boy dancing, I blame you

>>535545534
BASED.
Come to Guru son, play the game as it was meant to be experienced.

>>535545286
>playing on a literal transfaction server
yeah, sounds about wh*te

Do I hate myself enough to run over and start my contract from lvl 1?

>>535545718
do i care?

>>535545534
its funny when gurutards call people trannies when they're the literal tranny server.

>The psyop continues even when I take my mask off
This feeling.....this power.....this is it.
This is my birthright

>>535538000 (OP)
Why is ascension so mad

>>535545718
why when you can start it at lvl 8?

So let's get this straight. The server will re-launch with 2 classes still broken, and you are ready to call this a success?

>>535545642
World of Warcraft takes place during a cold war where crossfaction contribution was common. Epoch is the closest to the actual vision than any other server.

Serious discussion:

So Ascension decides to pick up epoch and completely foot the server hosting costs for... absolutely nothing in return? Something ain't adding up here.

>>535545806
Could be worse, could be turtle.

>>535545806
Classes aren't broken

where can i find a puppygirl healer gf

Morning, lab rats. Long time no see.
Apparently, you get your server after all. So, Im here for a lil survey.
Gurubanians where you @?
Kekzanians where you @?

>>535545806
Which classes?

>>535545806
what classes?

>>535545769
>n-no you!
the bright mind of your average transfreak, ladies and gentlemen

>>535545878
Same but puppyboyfailure chuuni rogue
I like em a little bit fat too (just enough to make them self conscious) and really clingy
No guruchuds, must like dogs

>fake filename
lol

>>535545878
Well... I plan on playing with my tail plug in. Many puppygirls plan on play pochie according to the secret puppygirl club.

I hope you guys have a smoother launch than last time and wish you all a pleasant fresh experience.

>>535545849
>absolutely nothing in return
retard

>>535545962
>>535545982
>pov: you switched zones playing a broken class

>>535545956
Gurubashi Horde, checking in.

>>535545956
Guru chad checking in, Brazil.

>>535545769
That sounds the same as that "b-brown" cope/projection kekucks keep spamming over and over again in hope it sticks, while everyone knows it's obviously a lie >>535538221 lol

Trannies and general lgbt mental retards are actively shunned on turtle, just a little food for thought for those of you still on the fence about which server to choose.

>>535546001
nice denial, or perhaps projection. or maybe you, being a retarded gurunigger, are just too stupid to have noticed all the trannies flocking to guru alliance. here, in game, in the discord? it's obvious. it's fine if that's what you're into, but leave kezchads out of it.

no one cares about pvp

>>535546137
...Feral Druid?

Lf mentally unstable priest and/or druid gf (male) on Kezan.

>>535545849
>reddit spacing + vague doomposting
jeets they're sending over really aren't the brightest

>>535546216
put the socks on

>>535546137
Just resummon? That'll get fixed soon.

>>535546216
there isn't a choice. one is 1.12 liquid diarrhea, one has a functioning client
fuck off you lost

>>535546216
>Trannies and general lgbt mental retards are actively shunned on turtle,
DAN DAA DA DA- DAH DAH FAAAAAR AWAAAAAAY MEGA UUUUU OOOOO YOUUUUU SUCK A MY COK DAN DAAAH DAH DAH LIIIIIIAR WAAAAAAY

Reddit spacing is not real.

>>535546216
pffft lmao
>>535538552
your next cope, xister?

>>535546274
As a undead female I can assure you there are plenty of mousey and nervous undead male priests.
One of them even bowed to me

>>535545956
brasil

Will I be at a significant disadvantage if I start on Gurubashi but then have to work tomorrow?

Pochie...soon

>>535545956
everyone is playing on kezan, you are being psyop'd

>>535546362
>fixed soon

Sure, just like they fixed everything else "soon". Its not like it was obvious from day one and is going to completely break the balance and immersion when 30% of the server population will be forced to re-roll because their class literally doesen't work

Everyone is playing on gurubashi, you are not being psyop'd

>>535546587
You will be forever behind, it's over for you.

poochie... please dont break after launching today, i need at least 5 hours

>>535546587
>Work
It was over from the start

So it begins!
No matter which one of us lives
The ground we're standing on will crack and blow away
And you will fight
But when you fight, you'll fight alone
And in the end you'll see there was no other way

>>535546728
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j0lSpNtjPM8

>>535545769
>>535546229
Embarrassing to even look at.

>>535544249
You don't need to sync energy ticks, but you do need to sync sinisters for WF.
Yes you do need to do everything else on that list.

>>535546742
>5 hours
dude stop deathgripping and give it a 3 day rest

>>535546820
Ah
Gurubashi music
......wait why can't I close the video.....CHARLES

>>535546707
>noo i can't press one button after switching zones this is game breaking
whatever dude

>>535546587
>he didn't take the week off
lmao

>>535546826
We of the shadow council have allowed some buggery on the grounds of our jade like beauty wanting pets.

How does feral tank do while leveling?

So am I being psyop'd or not? Even the voices in the head are conflicting.

>>535545849
>get 60k people to install your launcher on their pcs
>absolutely nothing
just rub your two brain cells together and imagine what an ad campaign with the same effect would cost

>>535546137
mfw when

>>535546216
Turtle is the trans queen server.

>>535546587
No more signifigant than you wouldn't have already had otherwise.
The types of people who play PVP servers on private servers are the type who no life them. you really didn't have a shot if you wanted to be a shark, but maybe you'll be a small sized fish.

Gurupochie!!

>>535546707
>pet might disappear once you switch zones
>NOOO IT COMPLETELY BREAKS MUH BALANCE AND IMMERSION, LITERALLY 30% OF THE POPULATION WILL BE LE FORCED TO REROLL, THEIR CLASSES "LITERALLY" WON'T WORK???
You're getting so desperate it's genuinely hilarious to watch lolmao

>>535538000 (OP)
Just woke up to the good news.
I have always trusted Dutch so this doesn't surprise me.

>>535547260
TURTLESISSIES???

>>535547158
Doesn't matter, anyone can tank leveling dungeons.

>>535547237
my cat walks like i this, i keep telling him to stop.

Do we still need the Project Epoch launcher, or can I uninstall it?

>>535547208
Go to Guru if you feel confused
And I mean that, don't come to Kezan.
There are monsters here

>>535547403
Uninstall. Only the Ascension launcher works now.

Couple hours...

>>535546898
i've rested since tbc classic
epoch drummed up hype and now i need satisfaction after being blueballed for 3 full weeks

>>535547298
cope.

have fun PVPing next to a zone boundary as a lock or hunter

>>535547403
You can switch to the ascension installer.

>>535547481
pochiemane so cute

CARIBBEAN QUEEN
NOW WE'RE SHARING THE SAME DREAM
AND OUR HEARTS, THEY BEAT AS ONE
NO MORE LOVE ON THE RUN

>>535547481
DAMN BRAT!
She has irritation under her arms, now I have to wash and apply lotion to them!
Grrrr lotion correction!

Druid, Shaman or Priest if I want to quest comfily and be the occasional healslut in dungeons?

>>535547502
You're the one coping while simultaneously shitting + pissing your pants about literal non-issues lil' sis

Has anybody the Simulated DPS Chart Graph?

Give me your FASHIEST BOPS:

my rogue will sit at the border of zones to camp hunters and warlocks without pets

>>535547660
sis, roll priest
the boys will love you

>>535547463
>>535547514
Okay, thank you.

>>535547660
Resto shaman can still use windfury.
But you didn't think of that so probably something gay like a priest and stay off kezan

>>535547481
why am i suddenly really really into armpits bros? irrelevant to the loli pic last whitemane pic also had me going for her armpits
anyone got a psychosocial explanation? pheromones licking?

>>535547796
>tranny board
ew

are the old ascenion patches working? i will not download their malware launcher

>>535547660
Paladin.

PSA
opting in for challenges has to be done before lvl 9

Shadowpriestpill me

>>535547827
From the top of my head I would guess it's due to a lack of sexual access thus making you fetishise mundane things.
But that's pretty much a guess, I need time to build a profile.
>andmakeyourollonguru

>>535547914
Paladins are reddit as fuck and extremely gay

>>535547906
yes you will lol

>>535548003
is not due to a lack of sexual access as that's pretty accessible to me bro
the answer is pheromones although it's recent and i still havent acted out on licking a woman sweaty armpit yet
for now

>>535547965
i wish soul of iron was in. i really wanted to level HC for the rewards. very little downside and it would be easy as hunter

What if the epoch server goes offline again?
Do you think there will be rollbacks or minor bugs?

>>535547590
you chose the worst face

Guru sisters are you gonna be playing on Kezan while Guru is down?

>>535548037
imagine not playing healer/tank dual spec

>b-but druid
that's furry shit

so what class are we all playing?

>>535548371
of course. flood the zone.

>>535542787
not sure how can they recover from this

>15.5% paladin
>13% war
>12.9% hunter
>11.3% sham
>9% mage
>9% rogue
>8.8% priest
>7.4% druid
how do i profit from this?

reminder that paladin will be the most played class and we need no more of us

>>535548237
I just used default settings, I was simply rushing to get into the line

>>535548547
Roll paladin.

>>535548548
still rolling an undead ret paladin lol

>>535548371
You "femboys" are not welcome on MY server.
I only accept white boyfailures.

>>535548487
Dwarf shaman

>>535548591
you will not be invited to a single group as ret

>>535548547
roll undead paladin

>>535548371
yes

and i'm going to stay there after it's up

>>535548684
dont care still rolling that lol

Anons, anyone in the test didn't have their achivements working?

>>535548684
yes I will, all I have to do is tank

I really hope people will be open minded and have no problems with inviting rogues into their dungeon runs.

>>535547481
*lick* *lick* pochie tastes so good

>>535548826
nope, every dungeon group will be warrior, priest, 3x mages

I'm gonna be a undead hunter.
I know for a fact my first SFK is going to be 4 paladins and me
I genuinely don't mind.
Even if they start RP speeches I'll just smile and nod.

Pochie won.

>>535538221
Both people in that picture is brown

Ascension GMs are racist...

only 6.5 hours until launch!

https://www.project-epoch.net/features/challenges/
Since some people might have missed it with it being kinda hidden on the page.
How many of you are going Explorer? I feel like it's gonna be the most chill option.

>>535549217
2 hours and 30 minutes

>>535549229
and I'm doing it on 2 characters

>>535549031
Now now, we're better than that.
We don't need to kick that dead horse.
Get it? cause their server is old and dead and full of bots.
>>535549154
>Ascension GMs are racist...
Guru isn't going up solely because it's full of browns, patrolling it is a punishment

>>535549229
>18-slot bag at 60
That's neat

>>535549229
explorer feral druid

Dutch spotted in my wc3 game

>>535549072
>both people [...] is brown
lmao

>The original epoch team haven't said a word
bros I feel bad for them

>>535549487
of course, they no-longer exist

cant fucking decided class
paladong druid or priest

>>535549463
Dutch spotted racing drunk

>>535549487
>spend years working on passion project
>it gets way too big and implodes
>you're all retarded so everyone handles it poorly
>have to give it up to a gigajew
>the people playing it constantly mock and berate you despite being mindbroken rats desperate to play it
they managed to fail upwards at least

>>535549742
paladin can dualspec heal+tank without playing as a dumb animal

very easy choice

I'm sick of all those nelves

There are so many priests I'm actually considering last minute change to mage...

>>535550071
Put the dress on

bros I'm literally fucking shaking in anticipation
how do I calm down

2 HOURS
>2 HOURS
2 HOURS
>2 HOURS
2 HOURS
>2 HOURS

Hasn't been a week and they already lied with their bs "Epoch staff has the creative freedom and decision making when it comes to the direction of the server" promises by forcing a wipe to complete with troondle. I don't trust them. I'll give it a month before we have intrusive cash shop that will turn the server into another warmane full of p2w paypigs

>>535550264
but only for PvE

>>535550359
yes, the only server that has mattered the entire time.

>>535550191
Priest is always overrepresented on /vg/, it's the perceived healslut class so it attracts the AGP types. If you wanna play one, play one.

>>535550167
I'd never play with dagger ears.
I'm white you see
>>535550242
Go read Nan hao and shang fen
Trust me, it's manly.

>>535550285
https://ascension.gg/en/shop/kezan?category=convenience
the shop is already up

I just woke up what the fuck is it launching today?

What about my old character??? I WAS LEVEL 11!!!!

Kaytotes STILL can't even tell us what the population cap will be.

Most useless person ever. Or maybe Dutch already decided that he wants fucking megaservers and Ktotes has to keep his whore-mouth shut.

>>535550532
fuck your old character and fuck you too
WE WIPE

Spoonfeed me on what I have to download for quest markers

When will Gurubashi Launch? 1 or 2 hours later?

Megaservers are SOVL. Prove me wrong.

pruners lost

>>535550532
With how fucking jank their 'prune' was I'm glad we're getting a wipe, there's 0% they actually made a proper clear the first time

https://mangakatana.com/manga/nan-hao-shang-feng.24754/c1
go waste time, learn something maybe.
Don't spoonfeed tech illiterates

>No-shoes can ride a cart from Sen'jin Village all the way to Bloodhoof Village.
Sovl

>>535550708
wtf is that gay shit

Dutch I told you multiple times to transfer my lvl 13, and yet you didn't. You've made me very angry Dutch. You'll pay for your disobedience...

>>535550603
Dutch said a single server could hold around 7k strong without problems. No idea if would be the cap but It's worth knowing it wont really be THAT big even if they go for maximum capacity

>>535550285
You turdle NPC worker drones are so embarrassingly easy to spot, it isn't even funny anymore

>>535550668
At lates 2 hours after, but sounds like it's going to be much sooner

Isn't Dutch bothered by the fact that Epoch is more popular than anything his team has ever done?

>>535550798
It's actively anti gay and male positive thank you.

haha do you guys remember that retro game red dead 2? it had a guy name dutch and he was always saying "trust my plan" over and over its like this release lol you guys need to have faith and it will be awesome

>>535550898
hes a cryptojew. you don't bite the feeding hand.

>>535550898
I bet he is crying now because of all the extra money they will make.

>>535550898
Most sane people aren't bothered by extra money.

>>535550898
Popular not means $ income.

>>535550898
NOOOOO WAY MORE PEOPLE ARE USING MY LAUNCHER NOOOOOOOOOO

>>535550891
"They need to do it FOR FREE."

Is there a model swap for the player's Orc character for having an upright pose WITHOUT dogshit (((modern))) textures? Standing up orcs are kino.

>>535550898
He's so sad, bro

>>535551325
just play a human female priest, bwo

>>535551325
>Standing up orcs are kino.
you're retarded

It was just a fever dream...

>>535551448
>human female
Disgusting.

what do you mean, he now gets to be the Daddy to Keytotes baby

why is GVRVRFASHY delayed?

>get sick on the day pochie launches for real
this isn't fucking fair. my throat hurts ahhhhhhhhh

>>535538000 (OP)
>LAUNCH TODAY!!! (13:00 GMT)
I thought it was 2pm?

>>535551590
KEKucks are cucks, obviously, so they're in for beta testing for our true experience

>>535551448
I am going to find you and I am going to rape you.

Kezan is going to have a que isn't it?

>>535551681
2 hours and 3 minutes

>its 24th of August, exactly 1 week after launch
>turns out, half the zones are empty placeholders
>half the talents are broken, same with spells
>dungeons are full of glitches, including geo-data issues
>somebody found a bug to dupe items, and the economy is beyond repair
>an mtx shop has been introduced so Dutch can get his money's worth for his investments
>doomposting on /epog/ continues as the player count dwindles with each passing day

I won.

>>535551681
>he doesn't know about daylight savings
you need to be 18 to post on this site.

>>535551451
why?
>>535551448
ORC PRIDE WORLD WIDE

>>535551695
>He's proud he got psyop'd
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH

>>535551747
and the whole time people will be posting about how shenna lost

>gurucuckolds need to wait for kezan to calm down the initial launch
>kezan keeps maxxing out the stress on hardware
it would be so fucking funny if kezan gets so much load that they can't launch guru without crashing everything
gurubrowns cucked by kezanis

>>535551840
Yes yes, turtle is gonna win.
Slow and steady right, slow being the keyword.

>>535551747
>>535551840
and then you woke up

How are we feeling pochies

>turtle shills turned to frogposting
grim

good morning!
any announcements on Guru ETA?

>>535552330
>>535550894

>>535552201
Little bit tired, might take a quick nap.
Got a craving for potato salad, must be my white pride acting up.

has anybody the Simulationgraph for DPS?

>>535552359
Ah, I already gathered that from yesterday
I guess we'll have to wait for Dutch to wake up so we can have an announcement

>>535552453
kys min/maxer

>>535550898
No? He just realized hes not a very good ideas guy but a few just plopped right into his lap (and are allegedly paying him too).

>>535552330
>guru
Ew an untouchable.
Come boy I need a piss, you will wash my foreskin and if your hands are cold I will beat your sister

>>535552453
FURY WARRIOR #1
ARMS WARRIOR #2
ARCANE MAGE #3
ROGUE #4
DESTRUCTION WARLOCK #5
BM HUNTER #6

so how does the warmode work? where and at what level can you enable it?

>>535552705
at the capital cities after level 10 or 15 that part i dont know

>>535552661
Tier 1 is demo and BM.
Their pets will probably out dps shadow priests

>>535551681
13:00 is 2pm you fucking retard

>>535552453
Yeah, its dumb and gay and probably wont have a ton of the items on it since Wowhead isnt going to be leaking everything.

should I go alliance if I should hunt for browns in guru?

>>535550898
>Darn we took over an insanely popular project with minimal effort spend, whatever shall we do with this massive influx of players using our launcher!?

should i take the contract? seems like a soulful thing to do but i am afraid of burnout bros... mage btw

>>535552773
lmfao

is it viable? bros? is it? is levelling as fury viable? I cant be 2% different than another spec bros tell me if it's viable or not

Where do you turn on war mode

>>535552997
>>535552997
check
>>535552759

>>535552997
in the server browser, when you choose gurubashi

>>535552836
If you're a white man you will sign the contract.

How does Epoch's Gilneas and Northwind compared to turtles?

>>535552917
kind of person who will play with 200 addons, in game levelig guides 0.01% meta spec and still drop the game around lvl 40... or much earlier if in case of a warrior that retard keeps trying to quest on yellow mobs

New human starting zone quests are pretty good

poochie woochie im coming

Hello im using https://github.com/s0h2x/pretty_actionbar now yell at me

>>535552773
Do americans really?

>>535552792
Use your head, think about it.
If you are brown where are you going to play?
Well you want to be white and feel a fraction of what it's like to be white, so you roll alliance you roll on a pvp server and you cope.

>>535553131
goldshite is pure fucking trash

Spy is so nice for PVP

>>535553405
what about the stealth launch?

Alright sisters, we got our diapers ready?

>won't be able to play today
Go on without me gurubros....

I hope I don't see any fags on MY layer

>>535553574
GURUFAAAASHY!

tidyplates or notplater?
whats everyone using

>>535553239
trannies roll alliance
i dont want to play with trannies
simple as

>>535553649
threatplates

>>535552836
I'm doing it as a priest. It'll be fun anon

>Put gold chains on my ui yaaaa make it look like a japanese fever dream thats fiiiiiire broooo put da neons on
Browns are so funny

>>535553727
i was walking through stormwind in the stress test and it made me realise im not going to play horde this time, orgrimmar is the best horde city and even then its shit

>>535553727
So true xister

Need a contract leveling friend that's rolling on gvrvbashi alliance!!!

>>535550891
>160 euros
nah that's wild.

>n-no you are the troons
What? do you mind I'm busy being the boss of the bank.

>>535553584
no worries anon, I'm sure you'll catch up in to time!

>>535553770
isnt that in tidyplates?

>>535554089
You are brown.

>>535554138
Yes, it's just different enough from stock tidyplates when enabled that people usually don't group them

>>535553947
770 euro if you're a collector

what addons do i need for gurubasghi?

>be dutch
>get part of epochs donations in return for getting it running
>don't have to pay them anything
>do three days work
>launch
>rake in $1 mil+
I'm sure he is seething

not only is DVTCH based for getting Epoch online but he's also killing ambershart
I love it

>>535554229
i see thanks i will try them out

>>535551747
>turdle NPC worker drones literally have to make-up greentext stories just to cope with reality
Grim.

>>535554308
nobody will be buying anything on Epoch as it stands
they will have to crank the cash shop to make money

>Horde is good!
This is what it feels like playing horde.
This is your first RFC
https://youtu.be/vmL72sgVdAQ?si=aboF5lPOlhy3tn_n
If you can't handle constant gaslighting you should not roll horde

Brvtal

whyd they nuke all the old suggestions and shit on the original discord

AMBIE IN 5 HOURS HYPE EVERYONE GET THE FUCK INNNNNNNN
>AMBERSHIRE HYPE
AMBERSHIRE HYPE
>AMBERSHIRE HYPE
AMBERSHIRE HYPE
>AMBERSHIRE HYPE
AMBERSHIRE HYPE
>AMBERSHIRE HYPE
AMBERSHIRE HYPE
>AMBERSHIRE HYPE
AMBERSHIRE HYPE

>>535554553
no thanks

undeadbros...
though it sounds fun to attempt raids that were tuned with paladins in mind without taking any of them

>>535554515
BBC+ bros.... not like this

>>535554553
>>535453319
wrong general

>>535554423
they dont need to put the cash shop in epoch, they just gotta let the epoch people leak into their other servers

>>535554515
Man I never noticed that turtle ripped their logo off hearthstone as well. Absolute state of vanilla+ servers in 2025...

>>535554654
Very based

>>535554515
ascensions is so fucking slimy it makes me bit reserved playing on epoch

>>535554553
No.

>>535554679
holy shit they finally got a new thread after 3 weeks

Now that Epoch is actually launching, remember that posting about other pservs is off topic and therefore not allowed.

>>535552917
you must not know how painful leveling a warrior is
It is a legit question

>>535554515
>we wuz 60k and shiet
>54% vs 40%
uh oh

>>535548547
>the most versatile and overpowered class overall is the least played

where do you get these numbers from? ridiculous.

Just enough time to goon and take a short nap

>>535548547
>0% warlocks
wtf bros......

>>535553204
Looks cute

>>535550663
>spoonfeed me on how to get even more spoonfed
no

Trying to complete new arena of blood in stv is going to be fun on Guru. Can't wait!

>>535554848
/who c-""

>>535554848
Not him but it looks like one of the ingmae census during the first weeks with kaytotes

>want to play kezan for longevity's sake (xfaction provides groups and a stable AH)
>hate crossfaction
>hate 90% of people that are rolling guru
i was really banking on a second pvp server but the numbers sound like they won't get there

>>535554848
race heavily impacts class population, and nobody wants to play tauren

>>535554296
no add ons, just enjoy the moment. definitely DO NOT get spy

>>535554807
Its not painful at all. Infact, I'll be levelling as prot warrior. It's not that bad. Just use your toolkit, use first aid and have a profession. Learn cooking. Actually play the game and immerse yourself into it and it's fine.

Young saar! Do you WANT to play next 48h and be ahead of the curve?!

If so GO THE ZE NAP! NOW!

>>535554553
Mein Fuhrer... Die Ambersheiße...

Can we send the guru posters to the turtle thread, they aren't using it and I feel a little bit disgusted knowing I am sharing any type of space with browns.

>>535555012
I want to play tauren.

https://github.com/Bennylavaa/pfQuest-epoch/commit/9bcb5486e2af28a3dc3ffb982fb8015ffe4d2346
Why is the epoch pfquest guy so anal about the Ascension takeover?

>>535555096
are people actually able to fall asleep on demand?

for me its taurahe girls

FACTS:

Nobody is shilling
It's just funny to ragebait while we wait
We will all play whatever server is biggest

>>535554807
Don't warriors have victory rush here? It can't be that bad.

cba poopsocking
going to be a pvp packlet and wpvp against shitters

>>535555151
lick my gurubussy

>>535555048
You must have never played one of the easy levelers then.
If a warrior gets a bad string of dodge/miss/parry they need to heal up between each mob

>>535555237
Where's assa?

1 HOUR
>1 HOUR
1 HOUR
>1 HOUR
1 HOUR
>1 HOUR

>>535555198
the irony of doing this when you're modding a pirated version of a game

Wake me up when Gurubashi opens

>>535555237
>BM is only 20 points ahead of arcane
Lies fabrications falsehood and fancy

Have they said when Guru is going up yet or still unknown?

guys... I know you had your fun with pochie, but can you pwease come back to /wowg/?

>>535555237
what is this?

>charge moves you to the centre of a mob rather than the edge, causing the mob to have to reposition
>i'll have to watch this happen over and over again
guess im not playing warrior then, that stuff annoys me too much

>>535555198
likely because he's a licensefag (very likely to be british) and ascension doesn't 100% adhere by the rules of the cuck license (their trinitycore modifications are not open sourced)

>>535555237
Still not putting on the dress.

>>535555241
They're missing the healing but it's should be a huge help. It migth even be considered op at low levels

>>535555440
lol no

>>535555362
in the "didn't get invited" category.

>>535555048
SOUL NUKE

>>535555198
Anyone with technical knowledge knows Ascension is ran like a criminal business, they'll steal all your work and claim it as their own. See Bronzebeard and CoA where both the lead devs were kicked out after a couple months.

The same will happen with Epoch. If you gave admin permissions to their launcher while having a copy of your passport on that PC or god forbid you login to your bank on it, don't come here bitching if you're suddenly the victim of identity fraud.

Make sure to dual queue ambershire and epoch because you're not gonna be able to play either

Are we gonna be waiting for the Gurubashi to go live, or are starting off on Kezan for a while? I cannot decide yet.
ALSO
WHO FROM HERE IS GONNA MAKE A GUILD FOR US ON GURUBASHI HORDE? We need a strong male leader who is gonna stand up to China.

>>535555464
numbers from patchwork

Well gentlemen, its been real shittposting with you through this rollercoaster of events. See you all in game

>>535555546
Okay Shenna

>>535555481
play on turtle. you can heal without a dress

OFFICIAL /epog/ INSTALLATION GUIDE FOR RETARDS
>>Go to ascension.gg
>>Log on using your old Epoch account email and password; your Ascension account, or make a new account altogether
>>Download the Ascension launcher
>>Install it
>>Give it admin permissions (don't worry about it teehee)
>>Select Project-Epoch from the drop down
>>Download and update the Epoch client with the Ascension launcher
>>Do NOT download addons from their launcher, install them manually like you did before
>>Click 'Play Now'
>>Log in using your email and password
>>???
>>Profit

>>535555585
On pochie?
WTF are those numbers, why they hate rogues so much.

>>535555546
see: >>535546327
lol

Was banned for the last 4 days what I miss?

>>535555362
Everything below healers didn't get included

did the ascension merger/sale/whatever cause a lot of people to lose interest? the retarded world and general chat scroll is still there but feels different in a ship of theseus kind of way. how many true epocheads remain from three weeks ago? how many from months/years ago? am i going schizo

Anyone feel like x1 rate is too slow ?

I mean yeah, we've got more quests to do, and it's far better than vanilla grinding, but we just can't skip too many quests or else we can't advance, anyone feels the same ?

Checked
>>535555555

>>535555572
no one is playing on gurubashi lol

shaman or mage i can't decide.

>>535555769
>using "lol" as a puncutation
dilate

>>535555735
Ascension uses their own online shill army like Mihoyo, they're aiming for a 50k launch to milk all the SoDfugees.

There is a ton of revenue to be milked here.

>>535555736
You should change server, for real.

>>535555736
kill yourself immediately, zoomer

>>535555736
If you wanna power level just dungeon cleave as usual, you'll get geared and you can chat with people.

>gurubashi challenge:
>dilate every time you get gank or get ganked
lets goooooo!!

>>535555736
it's too fast for me. skipping quests upsets my autism
but seriously you also get xp from pvp now dont you? maybe that will help you manage

RETOILET STATUS??

>>535555918
You tell them xister!

remember, alex said epoch is dead on arrival.

alex was always right.

>>535555736
queue for battlegrounds while questing. easy extra xp.

>Turtle cope is reaching ground fucking zero
Ambie hyyyype!
hahahahahahhahahaha
member when sheena tried to snipe epoch.
That sure turned out well

How are you feeling right now?

>>535555736
it's x1 on wotlk client, people got to 20 yesterday while testing so we will be 60 by the time of next weekend

>>535555736
the amount of quests they added probably makes up for the exp rate a bit but yeah it's gonna be slower than turdle if that's your only experience with 'niller

blizzard won

>>535556148
Do you have to queue through bg NPC?

How low will this number go after epoch launches

pochiemane brat in her poopsock diaper doko

>>535556340
since when??

>>535550891

>the spectral tiger recolors that took 30 seconds to make in any freeware graphics editor

lol

>>535556469
i dont care

>>535556469
ZERO

JK around 4000 as bots run rampant

>/epog/ going on Guru Alliance
Guru Horde it is then.

Which realm do I pick to avoid the freshie addicts that are going to quit in 2 weeks?

>>535556475
since 1991

>>535556469
its going up up UP baby
turtle is the king of classic+

>>535555775
human female priest

>>535556274
>people got to 20 yesterday while testing
one guy
you will not be 60 next weekend :)

profs for hunter?

Saars, are we fucking ready?

>epoch is still going to have transmog and cash store
grim...

Remember when term "blizzlike" used to be codeword for quality and good design

And nowadays blizzlike means "troonified corpse"

I'm going to play kezan while listening to everlook broadcasting

>>535556552
this guy gets it

>>535556682
>Remember when term "blizzlike" used to be codeword for quality and good design
no

>>535556613
I'm going to be 60 in 5 days and there's nothing you can do.

>>535556469
The IPs of those who will not play during the launch will be shared to our mafia. Enjoy polonium in your ass.

>>535556662
skin+LW
Not only does it make bags and gear, but now it's also optimal for dps.

>>535556750
what kind of pizza?

>>535556753
you're gonna be realm first, congratz
me? I'd rather get some good sleep in

>>535556753
real or played?