Thread 535625569

Viewer Q&A Edition

Previous Topical Question: >>535567930

Spoilers ahead, proceed at your own Frisk.

-DELTARUNE CHAPTER 1-4
>https://store.steampowered.com/app/1671210/DELTARUNE/

-The Old Game
>https://undertale.com
-The Old Game's Demo
>https://undertale.com/demo

-The New Game
>https://deltarune.com

-The New Game's Progress
>https://toby.fangamer.com/newsletters/
>https://deltarune.com/#news
>https://www.twitlonger.com/show/n_1sqn3p9

-Merch
>https://www.fangamer.com/collections/undertale
>https://www.fangamer.com/collections/deltarune

-Books
-Undertale Artbook
>https://pastebin.com/1MRmU0Gk

-Legends of Localization - Undertale
>https://pastebin.com/DkZaXMpi

-Extra Content
>https://undertaleqa.tumblr.com
>https://undertale.com/alarmclock
>https://deltarune.com/sweepstakes/
>https://toby.fangamer.com/newsletters/

-Undertale/Deltarune Text Dumps & Screenshots
>https://pastebin.com/WG9u1fvH

-Undertale Image Collections
>https://pastebin.com/g2JqH6Ba

-Booru (newly resurrected, please help tag)
>https://utg.vidya.pics/

-Recommendbin
>https://pastebin.com/fsqd5Sa6

-Writebins
>Current: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ZaYVvltQ_Rmf-ggszf1bwmYDW2NUcfpTYU7JzfyMhVE
>Old: https://writebin.surge.sh

-Comicbin
>https://pastebin.com/UJpBYSEE

-Fangamebin
>https://archive.is/iSiFg

-/vg/ League team
>https://implyingrigged.info/wiki//utg/

- Current whiteboard: https://r8.whiteboardfox.com/86358240-0692-5880
- Magma: https://magma.com/d/QiFH9rWyRh
- WorldOfText: https://www.ourworldoftext.com/utg

-Wanna change the font?
>https://rentry.org/utg-font

-Thread Template
>https://pastebin.com/rTN8SxAw

Doesn’t this look familiar?

How does your Fave fair in the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny?

CONFESS.

TV DAISUKI!! SPAMTENNA DAISUKI!!

>>535625687
Are you telling me HE WAS GASTER ALL ALONG?

>>535625856
Yes. And he’s also the heart you’re controlling.

>must betray my best friend for tomboy deer pussy
What the FUCK is wrong with him?

hello i love them

>>535625974
*her

>>535624913
Last night I had a dream about my dog who has been dead for five years had died again. He was run over by a car and while I was getting images of his smashed corpse in my dream my dream self never actually saw the body. Instead my dream self was being told about his death by my brother. I was getting extremely mad at my brother because as he was talking about my dogs death he would not stop doing the (OwO) voice that Ralsei was doing to Susie. Thankfully my dream ended shortly after that, I am not exactly sure where my dream was suppose to continue from that point

Sex with dice..

>>535625831
love that image, he would do that.

>>535626061
> I was getting extremely mad at my brother because as he was talking about my dogs death he would not stop doing the (OwO) voice that Ralsei was doing to Susie.
That is hilarious.

>>535625829
I hate thick eyebrow, rugged !bigshot spamton and bird spamton artworks. You know the types

>>535625829
i don't even like ralsie but i touched myself to an image of black fat ralsie

Y'all can leave more requests here if you want, i have all day

>>535626597
Noelle praying to cheesus

>>535625687
>>535625856

>watching banjo cover of Hammer of Justice
>look up more banjo music
>
What does this mean?

Susie Deltarune's Disco Elysium character sheet
>Intellect 2
>Psyche 2
>Physique 5
>Motorics 3
>Signature skill Inland Empire
>Ribbon Girl (Conceptualization +2 (Unburdened by social cues) Empathy -1, Shivers -2 (Oblivious to them))
>Nomad's Self-Defense (Half-Light +2, Composure -1 (They're not gonna get to you) Volition -2 (Your choices don't matter))
>Mean Girl (Hurting others heals Morale)
>Some kind of Susiezilla (Physical Instrument +2 (Is Susiezilla) Authority -2 (Thinks about being Susiezilla often))
>Bad Guys (+10 Esprit de Lancer, +1 Empathy)
>Joined the Party for Real (+1 Empathy, +3 Esprit de Fun Gang, +1 Volition, -2 Half-Light, Learning Cap for Psyche raised to 5 (Being nice feels nice) -1 Logic -2 Pain Threshold (Defenses down))
>The Axe of Justice (Volition +1, Rhetoric +1, Learning Cap for Intellect raised to 5)
>Hope Crossed on my Heart (Researching: Volition +1, Endurance +1 (Newfound purpose in life), Composure -1 (Outlook bad))

La spamcreatura...

>>535626652
Reminder that these are big-butts related requests

>>535626597
The Titan

>>535626597
Spamton singing happy birthday to himself in the dumpster and crying

>>535626913
so be it

>>535626670
Okay seriously, what is up with the whole fetus thing in ch 4
Aren't dark fountains based on the thoughts or memories of the person who made it?
What if Dess committed in the bunker because she knocked up by Azzy and was afraid of Carol finding out?

>>535626906
I'm so happy that Spamtotem has found a second life
He is my favorite

>>535625974
That's real [Heart] on a [Chain] behavior. Very disappointing, Kris.

>>535626913
>The Titan
b a s e d

>>535625829
I ragequit wplace when multiple people were erasing my artwork faster than I could repair it. Not to mention all the connection issues that got in the way.

>>535626597
Spamtotem

>>535626597
I already requested a big booty Dess, so I dunno.

>>535626931
This is just me in two days

>>535626061
> I was getting extremely mad at my brother because as he was talking about my dogs death he would not stop doing the (OwO) voice that Ralsei was doing to Susie.

Sorry, but this is hilarious lmao

>>535626597
I request Queen

>>535626440
I agree. I think comparing spamton to a bird and making him birdlike can be funny, but I've always felt like people who make him the rugged bigshot type or just a furry either don't actually like him or don't really have a good grasp on his character.

I LOVE TV!!

>>535627030
Well, we are interacting with an undead fetus for majority of the game, and the fanbase is really desperate to see THE GREAT UNDEAD FETUS appear in Deltarune.

>>535627065
The biggest fella
Needs an equally big butt

>>535627339
>we are interacting with an undead fetus for majority of the game
we are?

>>535627339
Since when is Kris an undead fetus?
Please elaborate

>>535618840
>>535620429
>>535621189
Ok here's the image. I don't know where to put carol as idk how popular she is (outside this thread) not I know how popular toby thoughts he would be. Also I did zero (0) research.
>>535623114
Actually my furry friend, those two things aren't mutually exclusive, you can be a bratty and a femboy bottom, in fact I know that because I dated one, he was a mentally ill cute femboy who was very bratty and he always tried to ruin my orgasms.

>>535626597
Burgerpants living up to his name

>>535627030
Or maybe it’s because her children were never born…
And they are in her mind.
Like how Ralsei sings out to the sea (the sea represents a mother).
So… why does Papyrus want to be like her?

flowey:
>you fucking fuck we're supposed to be killing everyone stop looking through dad's kitchen!
chara:

>>535627531
>Forgotten
I haven't forgotten him
After all
He is the most important one

>>535626440
I agree with this and personally I also dislike art of Tenna with four arms and I'm glad Toby scrapped the idea. And of course I cant't stand the fat art.

>>535627531
I think people like the pippins way too much actually

You're right about swatch though kek

>>535627421
>>535627518
The undead fetus is Ralsei.

>>535627717
I cant’t stand cringe posters like you

>>535627531
>pippins
>forgotten
Into the pippinses mines you go you uncultured swine

>>535627531
I think Swatch is even more upper left than the dancing robots

>>535627531
We are never getting any Jevil relevance, are we?

>>535627717
Art of him with four arms is fine to me but I fucking hate when people give him an ant ass and try to act like it's sexy.

Tenna LOVE!

>>535627856
I'm sorry

>>535627901
he was not intended to be thaat popular, no merch of him contrary to the robots a not as much effort was put into his deign, though I will elevante him up a bit

>>535628049
Cute.

>>535628051
I forgot about the ant body thing. I agree that's worse than art with four arms.

>>535628068
You are forgiven
>*lays fat tv ant on you*
So sorry the only things he seems to play are nature docs on insects

>>535627856
Why are fatfags so oversensitive

>>535628487
Because demons.

>>535628315
*sprays fat tv ant with raid*
Begone.

>>535627903
I mean last chapter we got new lines about him, laner's dad mentions it was jevil who told him about the knight.
But as actual cameos in the game, no, it's over, not even spamton will appear anymore I think, after the only time he leaesyour inventory for a sec he says "i'm never doing that again", which I believe it's an indication that he won't left our inventory anymore.
But who knows, maybe he will appear alongside all secret bosses in a final ending top fight against the knight.

>>535628049
Carol would never be seen with that drunken whore

>>535627903
He's actually had a few name drops so far, king mentions him, I believe there's a knight narration line that references the world revolving around you

>>535628581
You’ll need something stronger than that to get rid of a bug that big

>>535627903
Seam's gonna do Something Probably and that'll be Jevil's time to show up maybe

>>535628487
Have you thought that maybe it wasn't someone being serious?

>>535626743
Nicely done, Anon.

>>535628715
Past experience. Every time someone says they prefer tenna regular size, they take it as some weird insult to their territory or some shit

>>535628692
Then I will simply perish.

>>535625829
SEX

Tenna MIGHT be fat

>>535627531
>tasque manager not at the far right
she has singlehandedly revived Deltarune porn scene
Starwalker returns in every chapter he's clearly meant to be popular
I would put the Queen closer to the center, she got a lot of attention after chapter 2 first dropped but she was quickly forgotten by most people

>>535628303
Sansfags always forget he stole this line from Asgore

>>535629054
Specifically neutral route Asgore

>>535629054
>stole his line
>stole his wife
>stole his role as the final boss
the goat man can't catch a break can he

>>535625829
I might die if I don't get myself a big fat ass right NOW.

HOLY SHIT GUYS CHECK OUT THIS DESS PORN WTF ITS SO GOOOOOODDDD!!!!

>>535626597
draw fujo pippin? i just want to see her in your art style honestly

Asgore SOLD Toriel to Sans in exchange for a lifetime supply of free pickles

>>535628913
I have never seen this happen in the general and I only post and talk about non-fat Tenna, you sound like a liar to me based on my experiences

>>535629312
at least asgore's still got one thing: he's the one character you never get to kill. Every time he dies, it's not you killing him. You can push Alphys to commit suicide, you can kill sans, but no matter what you do, someone else steals your asgore kill. Either he kills himself, or Flowey kills him.

>>535629050
>Starwalker returns in every chapter he's clearly meant to be popular
Didn't know he was in chapter 3.
Ok you convinced me. Here's the updatedone.
Anyone else has suggestions?

Finally…..finally!!!!

>>535629564
Alphys kill steals from you

>>535629524
Sure, red pippin...

Don't open this

>>535629929
I will breastfeed him and nurse him back to health...

>>535629828
based and revolutionpilled

>>535629564
also, he's the only enemy that HAS to die. even if you do everything else pacifist, asgore's gotta die before you can reach true pacifist.

>>535629929
no!!!!!!!

>>535629915
Bye bye, little guy

>>535625829
I lost contact with a 40~ yo milf I met in /trash/ who used to avatarfag as a Deltarune character
her discord got suspended around 4 months ago and I 'm still depressed about it

>>535629929
He got anon's 'asriel debuff'

>>535626743
Can we get a Ralsei one too?

>>535629929
Spamton give him [[HIV]]

>>535629929
Nothing healthy doses of fresh pipis can’t fix

>>535629915
>>535630143
I love JP artists and their weirdly elaborate torture scenarios. EN artists make a lot of stuff too but it’s a lot of standalone pics without a greater narrative

>>535625829
I can't stop thinking about FRIEND dragging me into the woods, crushing me with his giant ass and fucking me to death. It makes me cum harder than anything else I've ever fantasized about. Fuck this stupid cat for making me into even more degenerate shit than I already was.

would fave throw dildos at wnba players?

>>535630380
Nigga it’s a cat

>>535625829
I keep all my utdr images in a google drive because I phonepost at work and cant be assed to set up anything more sophisticated

what do kris's feet feel like

>the Fun Gang fails
>everyone dies
>Gaster resets the world
>we now have to replay the whole game but with Kris completely cooperating

How likely is this to happen?

>>535628049
I support Carol x Toriel toxic yuri

>>535630460
anon is retarded please understand

>>535630571
Not at all likely, imagine the additional dev time.

>>535630571
what are you doing here toby fox

>>535629929
Putting him on a bulk IMMEDIATELY

I LOVE SPY VS SPY

>>535630559
feet

>>535630571
>We now have to replay the whole game.
I'm sure Toby will pull some bullshit like this, yes.

what the fuck

>>535630787
How would he know what dot com is?

>>535630979
What the frick?

Alright, I've been sitting on this greentext for too long
I'm gonna go to the bathroom and then post when I get back

>>535631512
I wait await to see what you have cooked up

>>535631319
WTF

>>535631225
I can replace her sandal with my tongue and my cum.

>>535631748
Holy smokes!

>>535631783
I wouldn't mind being her sandal for a whi;e

>>535630380
fuck's sake dude just stop beating off for a few days all you're getting off to is self destruction

Is catbox shitting the bed for anyone else?

>>535632089
yeah I don't even need to be horny to wanna kill myself step up dude

>>535631913
https://litter.catbox.moe/xypndthagazyoyjd.jpg

does anyone have the image of viroviro saying "Nice"

>>535627531
Thanks

>>535629050
I mean canon Tasque (without gooner ''additions'') is a creepy mime thing (pic related is not conventionally attractive) but I love her and love is how they are, quirks, flaws and all. I think she is cute because she looks awkward and I headcanon her as having the 'tism (Organized, probs will flip her shit if her food touches, like fries soaking up a bit of salad sauce) Also throw in similar chars I like, Angela Cross' smarts and Nicole Watterson's dommy mommy and ninja attributes. Dess is also attractive to me (going on assumption she is the knight) but she's too important. Thing with barely waifu'd side chars is that their canon will not let you down and shipfags haven't totally corrupted them.
Sorry for my rambling, but maybe my POV can be of use to someone, or at the very least be funny to laugh at.

>>535632127
its your isp deciding to block it. it happens on and off for different people at different times.

>>535629431
why does her katana have two ends
is that meant to be the saya? if so it wouldn't have a habaki or tsuba, the saya is typically just a wooden curved covering

>>535632319
It's AI slop

>>535632319
AI slop

>>535632319
its ai nigga

>>535632319
It's very clearly AI slop from a mentally deranged deerfag.

No matter. Anyway I love this silly little guy.
https://litter.catbox.moe/dij17205mno65cvj.mp4
>>535632291
Not at all, it would just fuck up my video upload but litterbox works just fine, so problem fixed.

>>535632456
how do you gen those images? when I prompt chatgpt it looks deltarune-ish but never this accurate.

Uh oh
That can't be good.

>>535625817
What the fuck I visited you in the dream dude. The DELTARUNE merge is happening I swear

>>535632689
lol
lmao

>>535632689
What does this have to do with the Undertale/Deltarune?

do NOT mention deltarune in a first date, specially if the other person is not into it
I repeat, it's not a good idea.

>>535632817
Virokun is a virus and is mining bitcoin on my PC

>>535632689
TOBBBBYYYYYYYYYYYY

>>535632817
anon tried having viroviro sex and caught an STD

>>535632689
Nigga what did you download???

>>535632915
deltarune screensavers.exe

>>535632689
>deltarune is a shitcoin miner
Kinda figured out this earlier but now it's all but confirmed lol

>>535632915
a normal .jpg

I SHOULDN'T HAD CLICKED ON THE SPAMTON PORN

>>535631168
I taught him about the internet

>>535632412
>>535632426
>>535632456
oh
it's not very good
not saying that to knock it either it's just a matter of the style resembling some very amateur deviant art guy
https://litter.catbox.moe/7dt3f6tm7f8d3zhy.png
when i slop i do the same thing

>>535631512
>>535631698
Okay here we go

>Booting...
>...
>ZRI Active.
>Load save?
>Save selected.
>Loading filech4_0...
>Loaded.

I finished 3+4 not too long ago and was reading what people thought of the ost. I might be musically retarded, but were the sanctuaries' time signatures that big of a deal? I thought the songs were meh.

>you can get a virus from an image
what the fuck? is this real?

how big is spamton’s esophagus

>>535632763
I had a shared dream once, wild shit. I told it in class and the other kid went as if I was fucking his mum infront of him.

>>535632841
now you got to tell the story faggot. My strat is to mention your interests in a group setting with your target before asking them out, and see how they respond.

>>535633172
>An eventful day was had to say the least
>You and your friends had been through a lot
>You had, with the help of an old turtle you met on the way, successfully gotten through a new dark world, in the hallowed halls of the church
>And you even almost died because of Susie's (fairly stupid) idea of dunking you straight into the Titan's face hole
>But luckily, you had a power that no one else had
>The power of the SOUL
>And it shone a light so bright, that it eviscerated the Titan from the inside out...
>Your feet hit the ground as you landed safely
>Your knees buckled in exhaustion, and you took a second to catch your breath
>All that climbing might've been catching up to you
>"W... We did it..." you heard your friend Susie speak to you
>After taking a few more moments, you rose up off of the ground
>Taking in your surroundings, you were in what looked to be a circular room, with bookcases lining the walls that reached to the heavens
>Susie stood up not too long after you do
>"... hey Kris, what's the deal with that red heart thing..?
>Is that... your..."
>But then something happened
>The ground rumbled, almost enough to knock you off your feet, and what felt like an invisible wave washed over the two of you from the path ahead
>You didn't know what but... something was wrong
>almost as if Something had changed everything

>>535632689
>anon got [HYPERLINK BLOCKED]'d

This is what happens when you click on the IP grabbing links anons post in the threads, let this be a lesson for everyone

>>535633298
>"What the hell was that?!
>Did we not finish off the Titan all the way? Or..."
>Her eyes widened as she realized how they lost track of the Knight after the Titan appeared
>"T-the old man! He might be in trouble!
>C'mon Kris, we've gotta go help him!"
>She ran ahead, off into the darkness
>At the same time, you heard another familiar voice from behind you
>"Kris!"
>You turned around to meet your other, fluffier friend
>"Kris... Kris, you're alright...!
>I can't believe... it actually worked!
>We... actually defeated a Titan...!
>If we can do that, then..."
>But then Ralsei noticed that Susie wasn't there
>He turned his head towards the dark hallway ahead
>"Kris, w...where's Susie?"

>>535633231
I download every picture of fave I see if anon isn't lying and that's actually how they got infected I'm so fucked.

>>535633231
you can get hacked with an image if the implementation of the format has a vulnerability, which once happened with webp

>>535633217
people made a big deal out of it because not many video games have osts that do interesting things like that
but I agree the soundtrack was forgettable as hell, the only song I can recall is Black Knife

>>535633497
We are fucked

>>535633443
>The color visibly drained from his eyes behind his glasses as he turned and started running down the hallway that Susie had ran down mere moments before
>"SUSIE, WAIT!!"
>Wasting no time, you ran down the dark hallway after them
>... However it did not take too long catch up to the two of them
>Ralsei and Susie stood in front of a panel of the Prophecy
>Susie looked on, tilting her head
>"Hey Ralsei, what does this one mean?"
>Ralsei, however looked immensely shocked
>More shocked than he's ever shown in the rather short time that you've known him
>as if his entire life had been upturned in one swift moment
>He took a step towards the glowing wall, disbelief reflected in his wide eyes
>"I... I don't understand...
>How could... how did..
>I... I..."
>His brain had completely shut down, it seems
>You look up at the glowing panel on the black wall to read
>BY A FLEDGLING'S WILL
>A SLATE WIPED CLEAN
>Some sort of axe looking thing was below the words
>You have a feeling you've seen it before...
>"Hey, are you good, Ralsei?"
>It seems Susie had noticed Ralsei's inner plight
>Ralsei however could not hear her call out to him
>"Did... did we do it?"
>This time it was Ralsei who ran off ahead of the two of you
>"Hey, wait!"
>Susie reached out her hand, but then gave up and turned back to you
>"Oh yeah.
>I called out to the old man, but I don't think he's around here.
>I don't really know what that earthquake could have been but...
>I guess while we're here we could read more."
>You and Susie walk down the hallway
>Each one of your footsteps reverberate around the blackened hallway
>Reaching the next panel you look up and read
>A NEW PROPHECY'S END
>WRITTEN IN GREEN
>Underneath the words was a greater-than sign
>What could it mean?
>"A new prophecy's end..?
>Wait"

>>535633497
>>535633584
yeah but what about .jpg and .png

>>535633016
you saved the fart porn didn't you

>>535632915
gotes.pdf.jpg.exe

>>535633650
>A look of realization dawned across her face
>"Holy shit, Kris, are you seeing this?
>I think we changed the prophecy!
>Maybe when we killed that Titan, everything changed!
>Let's see the next one!"
>You and Susie walked down the hallway, reading each panel
>A DOOR TO NEW WORLDS
>OPENS WIDE IN THE EAST
>Underneath it was what looked like the great door that was in Castle Town
>Susie walked over to the next one a wide grin on her face
>THREE FRIENDS WALK INSIDE
>TO CLOSE WHAT'S UNLEASHED
>The panel showed three figures under under a tree
>"Damn, guess we got demoted from heroes to just friends, heh."
>Her smile got a little bit smaller, almost an unnoticeable degree
>AT THE END OF THE ROAD
>A TRIAL BY FIRE
>A smile and a pair of eyes were under this one
>You feel as if the eyes are following you as you move past.
>"Alright that sounds... kind of ominous."
>Her smile started to falter
>TWO ANGELS FIGHT
>WITH PUPPETS ON WIRE
>Two figures stood across from each other, swords drawn
>"..."
>Susie didn't have much to say about the panel
>Perhaps the the panel one over caught her eye more
>But for some reason, looking at this one in front of you...
>It makes you feel incredibly uneasy.
>You keep walking, alongside Susie, although she started slowing down
>"What the hell..."
>EVERYTHING WILL BE LOST
>GONE BEYOND ALL REPAIR
>The image of houses burning seemed to seal your fate
>Susie had fully stopped by the time she was done reading it
>Her brow furrowed and her mouth opened in disbelief
>"Am I reading this wrong?
>We did something good, right?
>We killed a Titan damnit!"
>Susie looked down, her hair covering her eyes
>She then clenched her fist with the intent to break the nearest object
>So why is it..."

Bugchasing and downloading every Spamton image I come across until I get computer AIDS

Doesn't 4chan strip image data to keep the virovriokuns out?

Reminder that you can actually get a virus from an image. Google it.

>>535633846
>Just as she raises her fist
>You hear a noise that surprised both you and Susie
>The sound of glass shattering and falling onto the ground
>Looking over, your eyes find the source of the sound
>The final prophecy panel
>It was broken to mere shards by the goat standing in front of it
>Ralsei collapsed to his knees and gripped a broken piece of the prophecy in his hands
>He tightened his grip on it, and his face wincing as he crushed it in his hand
>And then his tears started to flow down his face
>"I thought that...
>I thought that if we could change the prophecy,
>Then it could have been better.
>That no one would be hurt.
>But now, instead..."
>Ralsei droops his head lower, and lets go of the now smaller glass shards
>The gashes left behind underneath the fur drew no blood, only pain
>"Kris, Susie...
>I'm sorry. I'm so, so sorry.
>I've failed not just you, but lightners as a whole.
>Maybe things would have just been better if we-"
>Susie put a hand on Ralsei's shoulder
>"Ralsei, come on, you can't really believe that stuff, right?
>As long as me, you, and Kris are here, there's no way in hell that that's happening.
>We'll protect both the light world AND the dark world.
>And that's a fact."
>Ralsei looked up at Susie, perhaps hoping that
>"I wish I could believe you Susie...
>I wish I could have as much hope as you do...
>But what hope is there to be had?
>We actually did the impossible, we change the prophecy!
>And it was all for nothing.
>It's worse than when it started."

>>535633748
evil nefarious Russian hackers put the virus in the fart porn in an attempt to destroy the government, but anon downloaded it instead and martyred his computer for the state

>>535633927
Yes but don’t tell anyone that

I like to think BIG SHOT Spammy has this cute ^>^ expression while he's giving Tenna intense backshots

I would never upload a virus! Tenna would hate me for that.

>>535633748
which fart porn i missed it. i wanna see

>>535634096
ANONS DON'T OPEN THIS
>ANONS DON'T OPEN THIS
ANONS DON'T OPEN THIS
>ANONS DON'T OPEN THIS

>>535634079
the brap war is over....

>>535633623
chapter 3 has good music imo
not only black knife, tenna music in general is very good and distinct, maybe it's not megalovania but it's distintc enought to other deltarune songs that i'm glad it exists
though yeah, i'm noticing a shift in the music, in undertale it was catchy tunes a lots of fun, now it's more like, proffesional? It's still good but

>>535633497
>>535633634
Calm the fuck down, I think that one anon was just joking about it coming in a jpg. But if you wanna be extra sure, turn off your computer, start it again without any other program running and check the resource consumption in task manager, if the CPU is getting used like crazy even when nothing else is running I have bad news for you.

spamton fans when their computer gets malware and empties their bank account

>>535632554
use civit ai if you dont want to run something locally. I used the default nsfw model along with a carol holiday model. just be sure to turn on nsfw in setting and upvote images including your own so you get more points to gen stuff.

>>535634031
>"Heh, I don't see what the big deal is."
>Susie stretched her arms, before crossing them behind her head, and giving Ralsei a toothy grin.
>"We've changed it already once, we'll be able to change it again.
>Then once everything's fixed, And all of this prophecy shit's behind us.
>You can make the biggest cake ever made. And you, me, and Kris?
>We're gonna eat until our stomachs hurt.
>Alright, Ralsei?"
>You kneel down next to Ralsei and give him a hug
>Weirdly enough, he seems to have flinched as you wrapped his arms around him
>Although Ralsei quickly melted into your arms, hugging you back
>He let out a something in-between a chuckle and a sob, and then began to speak
>"You two make me feel so... strange.
>Back when I was waiting for you two, I never thought that I could feel like this.
>I wasn't... made to feel like this.
>I have hopes, aspirations, a will of my own...
>I feel like... like I matter.
>And you two are the whole reason why.
>So... from the bottom of my heart...
>Thank you."
>You reach over and tug on Susie's leg, indicating that she should join
>She sighed, making a show of joining in on the hug, but you knew she wanted to join in
>You could tell by small, yet warm smile on her face, and the wag on her tail...
>The three of you stayed hugging for a while, but all good things must come to an end
>Susie stood up first, yawning again
>"Alright well, let's meet up tomorrow, then we can try to decipher this new prophecy
>Can't change destiny sleep deprived."
>She turns towards the way forward
>"See ya at the fountain, Kris."
>And then she walked off, and then rounded the corner towards the fountain of darkness

>>535634232
And it's all spent of fast food. Don't forget that part

>>535634227 (Me)
I forgot to say that this is to check for a crypto miner in your computer

>>535633169
>making both characters look underaged and theres blood from her pussy
Why tho.

>>535634096
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>535634303
>Turning your head back to Ralsei, he had put his hand on your arm, a silent ask for the pleasant hug to end
>"Kris, this might a tad bit weird to ask, especially when you're about to leave, but...
>"D-don't you ever wonder what people get up to at night?
>It might be fun to close your eyes and think about it!"

<3Think of The Knight
Think of Undyne
Think of Susie
Think of Berdly
Not really feeling it

(psst, you get to choose here)

>>535634482
Think of Berdly.

>>535634482
Undyne

>>535634260
.... is there a Tasque model?

>>535634572
probably at least more than one. Idk if its any good and sometimes you have to waste a bunch of credits messing around with settings to make it at least presentable.

>>535634482
Think of Berdly

>>535634482
I'll throw a third party brain imploder.
>Think of Papyrus

How the fuck do you get a virus from a jpg? Isn't that one of the safest file formats?
Even if that did happen, the file would have to be like 1gb.

>>535634227
>I think that one anon was just joking about it coming in a jpg
I wasn't, the image I downloaded was from twitter.
I have restarted my computer and began a complete scan of the entire system.

>>535634783
metadata?

>>535634783
no no no its good :)

>>535634867
We are SCREWED!

>>535634867
Can't you come back to the original tweet and point out there's a virus in the picture?

>>535634867
what the fuck. what was the picture even of?
is the detection actually from the image or did your antivirus just happen to detect something at the same time you downloaded noelle tits.jpeg from twitter?

>>535634867
>using shitter in 2025
their IT department consists of chatgpt and a toothpick, this is what you deserve
next time download your fat tennas here, dumbass

>>535634894
4chan strips metadata so it shouldn't be bad here.

>>535635319
you areth an homosexual lmao

>>535634867
No seriously, what image was it? Help the thread avoid it and put the poster on blast for uploading an image with a virus

>>535635319
can you fuck me in the ass please gay boy

The people on wplace drawing over people's art with friend faces are a level of based I'll never achieve.

cute au

>>535634359
>That spammy mailman thought phishing meant a trip to Long John Silver's! The response from our executives? "Oh My Cod!"

>>535635402
I did it.

>>535635382
Roulxs, you literally will take a man if (we) favor the woman.

>>535635319
lmao faggot

>>535635498
What did you do?

spamton with a tentadick reminds me way too much about homestuck
https://x.com/Nastynannerz/status/1956860944388108379

>>535635443
Only if you say please~

>>535635484
Kekaroo

>>535634529
>>535634736
Berdly has won, it seems
<3 Think of Berdly
>The screen flickered lights all across the messy room, assisted by his black computer with glowing parts that did the same
>Cans of Dr. Pibbis lay strewn across the floor
>The flickering suddenly stopped as the game paused
>He leaned back against the back of his Pewpedie Gamer Chair™ and let out a loud sigh
>He felt an inexplicable sadness that wouldn't go away, no matter how much of his favorite games he played
>Or rather, the sadness was quite explicable, he just hasn't put why to words out loud yet
>"Berdly, are you alright?"
>His friend Noelle had heard him over the phone
>They would have been talking online and possibly playing a game together, but the internet's been out for a while
>Now they were relegated to talking over the phone and playing games separately
>"My apologies Noelle, it's just...
>Have you ever felt... disappointed by life?"
>"Huh? What do you mean by that?"
>"Well...
>I believed that I understood what it meant to feel alive.
>The thrill of getting an ace in Vigilant,
>of getting an SSR character in the first 10 pull,
>But I had a dream...
>I felt like that was the first time I've been alive in my life.
>It all felt so... real.
>More real than anything I've ever done."
>Noelle, on the other end, went quiet for a second, before responding
>"I... I sort of do know how you feel, Berdly."
>Berdly shot up from his chair, surprised that someone agreed with him
>"You do?!"
>"I had a vivid dream like that recently too.
>The dream was a little... strange... in a few places.
>But if I could really have it again... I would in a heartbeat."
>Berdly was happy, he found someone who shared his predicament
>Maybe he could even talk to Noelle about his dream
>"Wow... so what was yo-"
>Berdly felt a shift in the air, something was wrong
>the feeling coiled around Berdly, and his body went rigid
>"W-what the..?"
>It was like someone else was in the room with him
>Hiding in the veil of darkness

>>535635443
im built like a balding mini fridge. Also no.

>>535636159
>"U-uh... I thank you for sharing Noelle, I think I'm going to rest early!
>I-I have to make sure I'm up bright and early for the array of responsibilities that I have tend to during the festival!"
>"Wait, Berdly, is something going o-"
>"Goodbye now!"
>He hung up the call and then looked back up, wondering what that feeling was
>Like something was slithering around his room
>Or perhaps not his room, but his own mind
>Then he had heard a voice that he did not recognize
>W-who goes there?! Show yourself scoundrel!"
>Berdly panicked as he looked around the room
>But the voice did not come from the room
>It resonated from within him
>it's words felt like they were forcing their way into his head
>"What? Dark Fountain...?
>You cannot fool me, intruder, I know that was just a silly happening from a dream of mine.
>If it wasn't a dream, then why didn't Kris and Susan tell me that it was real? Hah! Checkmate."
>The being responded to him, once again within the depths of his own mind
>It didn't hurt him as much as it felt... violating
>"... T-Trying to leave me out? Kris would never do that to me, we're gamer buddies!
>I know that if Kris found another world full of adventure, then I would be the first to be alerted of its presence!
>...Alright, you know what? Fine! I'll participate your lunacy, but only to prove that it isn't real!"
>Berdly opened the door to his room, feathers noticeably shaken
>He snuck his way through the living room, into the kitchen
>Although it looked like he had no reason to do so, as his parents weren't there
>Again.
>He moved over to the knife drawer, and pulled out the biggest one he could find, and he started to head back to his room
>That's when the phone rung

>>535635726
he did

>>535634715
less bad than I thought

FAVE
THEY'RE NOTHING BUT A LOW DOWN
DOUBLE DEALIN
BACKSTABBIN
LARCENOUS
PERVERTED WOOOORRRRMM
HANGINS TOO GOOD FOR EM
BURNINS TOO GOOD FOR EM
THEY SHOULD BE TORN INTO LITTLE BITSY PIECES AND BURIED ALIIIVVEEEE

>>535636382
>An icy fear instantly ran up his spine
>An irrational fear that he might have been caught
>He instantly suppressed it
>"Is it okay if I take this call first...?"
>Berdly asked the presence
>It didn't answer
>He slowly reached for the phone
>His hand wrapped around it, and he picked it up to hold it to the side of his head
>"H-hello?"
>"Hey Berdly, just checking up on you, how are ya? Getting into any trouble?"
>It was a feminine voice that came over the other end
>He looked down at the knife in his hand and hid it behind his back, as if she could see it
>"Ha, t-trouble? I would never get up to any trouble! I'll have you know I-"
>"Berdly, I was just messing with you."
>"I knew that..."
>"Right. Seriously though, how are you? Are your parents home?"
>"Uh... no. They're still on a business trip..."
>"Oh...
>Well... I'll tell you what.
>I'll come over tomorrow, and we can go to the festival together, alright?"
>"Really?"
>"Yeah really! I only live one town over.
>Besides, when is the last time you've spent time with your big cousin?"
>What sounded like a smoke detector started blaring over the other end
>"O-oh crap, sorry Berdly, I've gotta split! See ya tomorrow!"
>The call abruptly hung up from the other end
>He lowered the the phone, and put it back on the receiver
>The thought of his cousin visiting probably would have comforted Berdly if he were not about to potentially open a portal to another dimension
>He began to walk back to his room, the knife feeling like a heavy weight in his hand
>Before he knew it, he was back in his room, with a stainless steel key fit to open a lock to his desires
>A part of him hoped that nothing would come from this
>That all he had to deal with would be a hole in the carpet that he might trip over sometimes
>The knife was raised high into the air, and he felt an immediate change of pressure in the air that he promptly ignored, right before he brought it down onto the floor
>And with that, he was instantly proven wrong

>>535636417
You just gotta experiment with the different strength levels and other loras so get the best image. Some loras work better with others for some weird reason. A cell vore inside lora I tried with carol gave me really bad results compared to most other characters I tried.

>>535636450
This is the cowboy tape in Asgore's old tv screaming about Toriel.

>>535636583
>The knife sunk in, and a geyser flooded the room
>It was the most spectacular thing that Berdly had ever seen
>He stumbled back from the light emitting hole
>"W-What the... t-that's impossible!"
>The geyser stopped, and then started to produce black smoke
>Berdly's first instinct was to go for the door, and leave
>But as he put his feathered hand on the door knob, he had a change of heart as he realized
>He couldn't back out of this
>He was finally getting what he wanted, right? he wasn't going to leave now
>Berdly took a deep breath as he turned back around towards the smoke
>He stared at it for a moment, and then closed his eyes as he let it consume him
>And in that moment, he only thought one thing
>"You've got some explaining to do, Kris..."

Oh 3Deer

>>535636791
Looks good. Hair is a bit short in the back but other than that it's good.

is anyone up for some deltarune jackbox / gartic phone?

>>535636791
1080p graphic
1440p gameplay
2160p doefic
4320p rapefic

>>535634867
>"I got a virus from a twitter jpeg somehow!!"
>shows no evidence the virus came from an image
>leaves as soon as anons ask what image he downloaded

>>535636772
>"...Be wary, okay?"
>Ralsei looks over to an unimportant patch on the wall, almost like he was seeing Something
>"A-alright! I've probably taken up enough of your time."
>He stands up and brushes his robe
>See you tomorrow, Kris!"
>You also stand up, but before you walked off to join Susie at the dark fountain, you wanted to check something
>You walked over to the broken prophecy panel
>It was almost unreadable, but...
>You see something that reminds you of Noelle's mom.
>You walked away from the panels and down the hallway, all the way until you reach the end and round the corner
>It seemed that Snoozie was sat against the wall at the moment
>You kick her leg until she wakes up
>"Huh?"
>And then she looks up at you
>"Jeez, finally.
>I was wondering when you'd get done."
>Susie put her hand against the wall, and pushed herself up
>"So Kris, you gotta tell me.
>What were you and Ralsei talking about over there?"
>You divulge the entirety of what you and Ralsei were talking about to Susie.
>"SHUT THE HELL UP, RALSEI DID NOT TELL YOU HOW TO MAKE A PIPEBOMB"
>You gave a quiet chuckle as you walked past Susie over to the dark fountain
>In all honesty, it was a quite bit more vibrant than the name implied
>It glowed and swapped from color to color
>It sort of reminded you of Berdly's RGB setup
>But before you could think more about birds and computers, you noticed Susie's looking at you

>>535637085
I am

>>535636791
cute, make a second version with her snout extended to a goofy length though

I know this place gets shit sometimes but at least when it comes to drawing together you guys are pretty fucking cool. I joined a whiteboard on another board a few days ago and a psychotic sharty nigger spammed it to death, making a new IP for each block to continue for hours straight. It was baffling.

>>535637247
snoot game 2.0

* Where are the Charas.

>>535637247
It's not mine. I just followed the artist to see the progress.

>>535636583
>>Besides, when is the last time you've spent time with your big cousin?"

>>535637320
Sharty people make ME look completely stable by comparison. I think we should unironically execute most of the people on that website.

>>535636450
Very true!

>>535637556
MARTY!?

what is a sharty

we're live
https://www.twitch.tv/iglmvw
room code: cqxz
I heard about this other screensharing net website would that be better than twitch?

>>535637159
>"Hey Kris...
>Can I tell you
>... a stupid hope I have?"
>She looked towards the dark fountain, the glow making her face radiate
>"No matter what
>I... want to keep being friends with you and Ralsei.
>Even if everything changes
>I want to wake up and be able to see you and Ralsei everyday
>I want us to have more adventures
>Forever
>And one day, I want to do something special for Ralsei
>I want...
>I want to show him the sun.
>Kris...
>Do you feel the same way?
>... Actually... Scratch that."
>She turned back towards you
>"You don't have to say anything, Kris.
>I already know your answer.
>It's written all over your face, dumbass."
>Susie's smile, which seemed to defeat everything
>Shined on in front of you, and for a moment
>it was as if all the darkness had been blown away
>As if in imitation, your soul began to glow...
>It hovered out in front of you, into the towering spire of darkness in front of you
>And reflected the glow from Susie's smile...

>>535637563
Susie looks heartbroken.

>>535637663
Suzy = Susie?
Martlet = Marty?

>>535637159
>"...Be wary, okay?"
I wonder if Ralsei was the voice that was communicating with berdly there and was the one who told him about opening the dark fountain.

>>535637563
Kris may be a fucking traitor, but he's OUR fucking traitor.

>>535626839
Needs more human teeth

>>535638317
What did Kris mean by this?

>>535637815
a website for soijaks. Its literally 100x worse than this site and im not fucking kidding.

>>535637859
>30 minutes later
>You and Susie looked around the church for your mother, to no avail
>It turns out that your mother had canceled choir practice and was home safe
>Unfortunately, the thing that had occupied her after canceling was getting drunk with the annoying skeleton that ran the convenience store
>Susie ultimately decided to not spend another night over, the look in her eyes painted a depressing picture before she turned around and walked away from your house
>You walked up into your room, ready to crash an-
>...
>The next time (you) come to, it seems like (you)'re in the bird cage again
>Kris was having a hard time sleeping due to Toriel and Sans downstairs
>He rocked and twisted in his bed in agony
>He covered his ears with his hands to block out the noise
>When that didn't work, he even swapped his hands for the pillow
>None of it did much for the human, however
>It looked like he was at the end of his rope...
>But then he head something that pierced through the sounds
>It was as clear as a blue sky, as if he couldn't hear anything else
>Susie's voice.
>Kris unscrewed his fingers from the pillow and let it fall back to the bed
>He Rolled over to the bedside and set his feet on the ground
>Kris shambled over to the window, each step that he took seemed to be a struggle
>But then he finally made it
>and Susie was there
>She was down in front of Kris's house
>"...
>We... can fix everything...
>... Right?"
>She spoke
>But nobody answered, except for the skies above
>The rain covered the sound of her footsteps as she walked away
>Kris put his hand on the windowsill, and lifted himself up onto it
>Where was he going? After Susie, maybe? (you) couldn't tell
>Kris was just about to jump down when
>*Ring ring*
>The phone rang on his floor
>Maybe it had fallen onto the ground when he was tumbling around in the bed
>"... Kris ...
>Need to talk...
>Bunker...
>NOW."

And that's it for now
I'll put this on a rentry and with the other options soon

>>535637830
damn i missed joining

>>535638509
You can still be part of the audience and vote

>>535638564
yeah i'll do that until next round

>>535638472
That was a nice read, good work on the green

>>535638359
this but FRIEND

A nuke is confirmed to be the next secret boss

>>535629929
Holy shit...the Roaring Knight...

Am I the only one here who actually likes Malius

>>535639931
I thought his gluten intolerance bit was funny

>>535639931
he cool but not terribly important

>>535639931
i tolerate him

>>535633269
Stretchy like a pelican's

>>535639931
all black(bread)smiths are based

what is spamton’s lung capacity

>>535636268
spamtong...

>>535640524
5 liters of cum

>>535639931
Imagine him bouncing on your dick and making the squeaky toy hammer noise as he repairs your erection

>>535640524
5.01 liters of cum (he's been training his lungs)

>>535640524
5 liters of Tenna's farts

>>535640264
Awwwee thanks anon :)

>>535640918
his farts are liquid??? dios mio

quit your job, don't stay in school, do drugs, and run with scissors

>>535640918
my lungs could hold more

Everyone acts like those kids in Undertale is the ultimate travesty, but if I found out my kid climbed up a mountain, went into a cave, and jumped/fell down a hole with a huge fall, I'd probably immediately assume they were DEAD.
If you told me "Nah they lived but then some weird underground monsters killed them after" I probably wouldn't believe you unless had actual proof. Even then, I doubt anyone gave a SHIT about those kids if they were letting them climb up that mountain.

>>535625829
I hate that Mahjong shows up every time I search for utg

>>535638826
Thank you, I'll try to write more of it soon :)

>>535640987
Liters are a measure of volume. Gases are usually measured in liters as well, under a specific temperature and pressure.

>>535640918
You...

i love FRIEND
i want to be FRIEND
i will become FRIEND

>>535641019
STAY IN MILK, EAT YOUR TEETH, DON'T DO SLEEP

>>535638826
>(For the worse).png
Wonder What That Means

>>535638391
Hopefully that we don't have to sleep in the birdcage anymore.

>>535641581
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uXaIPF0d0Zs
The music that plays when fat Spamton starts bouncing on your cock

>>535632915
virovirokun porn

>>535625974
honestly i would do the same

>>535641476
>will never ever be real
this reality fucking sucks

i win...
...but at what cost...

>>535642346
bout tree fiddy

convince me why your ship is the best

>>535642463
they are cute together

Lanino will happily watch you fuck his girlfriend as long as you're at least barely attractive and not an obvious weirdo.

>>535642463
hot tomboy rebel deer and soft churchboy goat is peak fiction

>>535642463
Floats really well

>>535642463
It's got sails and an anchor and a motor and a cooler for beers.

do you think Noelle would be more into Kris if he was racist against monsters?

>>535642575
and as long as he can fuck you too

>>535639931
He's cool, he's helpful, and he respects my time, I like him. Arguably the best Castle Town NPC. 2nd so far is Seam.

>>535642575
That image weirds me out because what the fuck is going on with her neck in the nose nuzzling image? It looked dislocated

hey guys how old was dess when she disappeared

Some people go this way
Some people go that way
As for me, myself, personally? I prefer the shortcut.

>>535642759
Nah he's a total bottom. That's why it did not work out with Rouxls, he's a bottom too. I'd just condition him into being a cuck though, they seem very easy to mess with mentally.

>>535642575
>Hi! Me and my girlfriend saw you from across the club and we really like your vibe! Say, what you think about going to our place? You'll get to have some fun, I'll watch

reminder to you retards that AI is literally just demons, stop it

>>535642887
17 seems about right for how she's presented

>>535642683
cute manlets

Ralseimaxxed more

LOVE finds its way to the girl.
Susie will become disillusioned at some point and start choosing violence over friendship. Toby's writing always come full circle. Remember how she was uncontrollable in Chapter 1?

>>535627828
did toriel hide her unborn child into the suplay closet?

>>535642887
Might be her shoulder.

>>535643425
wood eet. recipe?

>>535643194
Not exactly.
But demons would love it as a vessel if you treat it like those 8 balls and Ouija boards. After all, those were man-made and only serve a purpose of answering questions to something that has no data and source.
AI in general is a data bank manipulated by rng and what it’s exposed to.

>>535642463
I love Tenna very much and only want him to be happy

>>535642463
I Dont Have To

>>535643425
Looks like dog food.

>>535643437
Toriel abortion closet theory

>>535642747
Yes, of course.

>>535642887
It looks like the artist had a brain fart and colored her cloud mane skin blue

>>535643425
*swarms your house* yummers!
but seriously those look good good job

>>535642887
That's just her goiter. She usually hides it with her clouds.

>>535643515
https://www.tastingtable.com/686681/chocolate-souffle-orange-sauce-jacques-pepin-french-dessert-recipe/

I omitted the orange sauce but here ya go

>>535643671
thank you. im going to make these next time i stress bake

>Susie - smelly loser with no friends
>Kris - smelly loser with no friends
bros, I think she might have a type, and that type is (you)

imagine losing a bet with a pippins and he forces you to put your face in his ass and breathe in his farts. wouldn't that be so gross and totally not super erotic or anything

>>535642463
it is silly and fun and 95% wholesome

>>535643543
Yippee!

>>535643543
It’s kinda like a chocolate cake

>>535642463
Emo kid and weird deer girl that were friends since childhood is peak fiction.

>>535637563
castle oblivion

>>535643736
imagine battat trying to sneak fart

>>535642463
Emo kid and weird nerd bird that were friends since childhood is peak fiction
Childhood friends to rivals to lovers

>>535642463
They're the fastest people in the world.

good night

>>535642463
>>535642530
I like to think Tenna provokes Spamton on purpose to rile him up and make him act more domineering.
I also think due to his freedom obsession, Spamton is very non-committal while Tenna with his BPD is actually the more controlling partner that guilt trips Spamton. Tenna wants to get married after a month of dating and Spamton is the guy that says he isn't ready to move in despite dating for 3 years.
Despite their toxic traits, they actually do love each other and were happy together(evident by the Z-rank room poster). Though I like to believe their relationship started spiraling downwards near the end and that's why they carry a lot of bitter feelings towards each other. The whole "it was all a misunderstanding" trope doesn't really work for there 2 when they have fundamental flaws that negatively affected the other. It's obvious they carry deeper resentment beyond feeling scammed.
It's not like their relationship is unrecoverable though, I think with Spamton getting humbled after his schizo fight and Tenna accepting the past and moving on, they'd probably be willing to start over again.

>>535643425
A circular brownie?

>>535644361
i chuckled at this

>>535643936
He'd be really fucking bad at it.
It'd either be loud enough to echo around the room and make everyone look at him or he'd be so embarrassed and drenched in sweat when someone points out the smell that it's obvious who dealt it.

>>535644665
looks like motormouth mike's got a revving rear engine...

ok guys do you want to do robot rapping or gartic phone now?

>>535644665
his ass is not tight enough for him to have loud farts. fujo destroyed him. he would have the silent but deadly ones

>>535644804
i like the rapping robots

>>535644804
either's fine

>>535625856
Gaster doesn't produce heavenly light, like the soul does

>>535644329
Yeah pretty much, it’s liked a baked chocolate mousse

>>535644860
well if Battat's ass cheeks get fat enough would they help make more of a muffling hiss sound with some bonus clapping from the ass fat? maybe his ass clap brap sound sounds a bit like dice rolling on a hard surface

I honestly think my vore spam was better than the fat and fart shit going on now and I fully acknowledge how fucking cancerous that was.

>y-you think I'm cute?
>wow... thanks, anon

>>535645210
I think you're ugly and you smell like SHIT

>>535645206
Fat Spamton farting after voring a big meal? Where can I smell that?

Imagine attending one of those wild pippinses parties that only happen when they get paid. Imagine having a good time in it when suddenly, a pippins approaches you because he gambled all his money away and he knows you have some cash. Imagine that pippins doing suggestive acts for you for dirt cheap just so he can go gamble it all away as soon as he gets the money.
Imagine the rumors spread as the night goes on and suddenly, you're surrounded by several pippinses willing to slut out for you. Some of them are sitting on your lap, some others are making sexual poses around you as they try to think of the best way to grab your wallet unnoticed or get the most cash out of you.

>>535645210
Yes, now show me your belly button.

Thinking more about the joke theory of 'Pizzapants is Mike' makes me want it to be true so fucking bad. There's just enough to line it up that it could actually work.
Mainly want it to be true because imagine you have this mysterious stranger who's influencing everything in the fantasy adventure worlds you're going through, treated like a weird force of knowledge and influence, with people both in and out of game going nuts trying to figure out who/what he actually is and...
It's the fucking 20 year old that works at the pizzeria down the street and gives unsolicited advice to his much more successful friend's sibling.
It perfectly fits Pizzapants to be the guy that gives others advice on how to be successful despite being a 'failure' himself.

>>535645053
extremely hot. I bet fujo would make fun of him for how gross and embarrassing his farts sound while secretly getting off to it.

>>535645536
that's what he gets for being metaphorically full of hot air

>>535645440
Makes the EXCESS VACATION DAYS line less of a non sequitur

>>535625569 (OP)
Alright, let's settle this.
What are Kris' motives? Because I'm confused as hell
>Clearly dislikes us (Can't blame Kris for that honestly)
>Takes actions that hurt their friends like working with the Knight/Carol
>But at the same time clearly has a good heart and actually cares about their friends
It's an oxymoron

>>535636961
Its probably an additional asset that gets loaded in seperately for physics.
It ends abruptly compared to the strandlike bangs

>>535645440
Mikepants lives on and I like it
>>535645828
I believe in some convoluted time loop/time travel with a "previous run" of the Prophecy going to shit and making Kris distrust the SOUL

>>535645828
>What are Kris's motives
He just wants to see what would happen

>>535645440
what if billy herrington approached pizzapants and offered him money to star in his new wrestling movie?

Noelle's 24 inch equine penor

>>535645998
If Noelle is 24 inch's, how many inch's is Carol?

>>535645902
I honestly don't blame Kris for hating us. We've taken away their free will.
YET Kris seems to need us for something beyond the Dark Fountains. Considering Kris seems to be able to survive just fine without us

>>535645828
motherfuckers literally play this game and somehow can't figure out kris' blatant, written on the wall in neon-red motives. the meme about you people not reading the text is true.

>>535646035
im afraid the honse pp was on Rudy's side
He is 5 inches of normal weenie

>>535646145
I don't get it

>>535645998
>>535646035
>NOELLE YOU ARENT SUPPOSED TO HAVE A DICK! YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO HAVE A DRIPPING WET FERTILE DOE PUSSY GOD DAMN IT!

>>535645998
deer have pencil dicks.

>>535645337
I'd let them drain me dry in more ways than one.

>>535645828
Reason why they dislike/distrust us? No idea, probably just a misguided hatred at being forced to take part in the world ending prophecy. You can't even say 'but they get to go on fun adventures' because not only do these 'adventures' have replications of their past trauma, they DON'T get to actually have the adventure, YOU DO.
As for actions hurting their friends despite having a good heart and caring about them, that's not mutually exclusive. You can do 'bad' things for good reasons. We still don't actually know what Carol and the Knight want to do or are even planning, but as it was shown in Chapter 4, if the Knight actually wanted to end the world they could do it at any time.

>>535646254
im chopped cut me some slack

>>535646175
>He is 5 inches
He WAS 5 inches. Ever since he realized how big Noelle was he has felt inadequate. That is why he is in the hospital, he went in for big pp surgery and is recovering.

>Had a dream that I was on the hunt for an irl multicolor dice set while thinking about the pippinses
Is it over for me?

>>535646145
>>535646316
Freedom from the player?
Makes sense honestly. Perhaps they just need us to survive for long and are just doing something.

>>535646278
equine =/= cervine

>>535646339
same

>>535645828
I think Kris wants to "cheat" the prophecy. Just like what they do with the tickets and card copies as hinted in the egg rooms. They have a plan involving triple trucies with Carol, the Knight and the Fun Gang all at once.... I actually think this plan might unironically be Killing Gaster

If Hometown is 'Somewhere', then where is 'Nowhere'?

>>535646506
specifically the trope of the gambler trying to "make a deal with the devil and beat him"

>>535646506
Gaster doesn't exist.
>>535646316
That doesn't make sense given that Kris literally opens dark fountains without us controlling them.

>>535646438
This makes me giggle

>>535646606
Kansas

>>535646606
Middle of Kansas.

>>535645828
He’s a violent little shithead who loves to hurt people.

>>535625829
Lanino and Elnina are kind of boring that’s it

>>535646262
retard
>>535646398
sorta right.

kris wants to be important. a big shot with freedom. and who is bigger and more free than the protagonist and literal savior of the world?

>>535646720
Kris looks like Jodio Joestar here with the earrings

>>535646675
>>535646690

>>535646398
He wants freedom from his promise to Dess.

>>535646786
You know what's sad?
I actually care about Kris and I wish there was something else I could do.

>>535646430
anon noelle is a deer

Todo is Kris

>>535646108
>Kris seems to need us for something beyond the Dark Fountains.
The SOUL is the one thing that is unbound by time and literally unkillable because something will contrive a way for it to continue, if Kris is without it they will either get killed or the SOUL will force its way forward

>>535646395
As long as you can still be aroused by things that aren’t pippins or pippins-adjacent it’s never over

>>535647049
No, that was my fault

>>535646606
Somewhere around Nevada

>>535646818
>DONT GIVE ME THAT "WHAT" LOOK, NOW GET TO SUCKING KRIS'S 12 INCH BIG HUMAN COCK! YOU CAN'T BE A GOOD MOTHER IF YOU AREN'T A GOOD WIFE!

I am not looking forward to paying rent and utilities for an apartment, but my parents are selling their house.
I work remotely so I can live wherever, but that also means my search is even less focused to start with

>>535646818
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zxz5_OlpbUI

>>535646937
Her honse pp is a trait expressing itself generations later from when her ancestor got to curious in the stables.
This is explained in chapter 2 you filthy secondary

>>535625829
I loved Chapter 2 and don't know why the new chapters didn't click for me at all

>>535647186
Have you considered creating a fund to BUY an apartment?

>>535647182
Need to slip fent in her eggnog to calm down

>>535646786
That was plausible pre-chapter 3 and 4. Kris' motivation right now can't be merely explained with freedom when the reason why Kris doesn't have said freedom is a more important question to begin with

https://youtu.be/0_Znz3CAbdc?si=hTIE-7qBXgEHjpjb
Me and who

>>535646937
FOOL THATS WHAT HE SAID

>>535647417
>THE ONLY THING THAT NEEDS TO BE SLIPPED IS SOME VIAGRA AND SOME WINE IN KRIS'S DRINK. I DON'T CARE IF HE'S DRUNK HE WILL FUCK MY DAUGHTER!

>>535645976
>>535645440
>>535645790
Would that mean Pizzarina (ICE-E) and Pizzapants (MIKE) are a deranged couple formed from the corruption of Time and Space? And no matter what, Pizzapants will be and must be Mike? Meaning… Hell is his vacation spot?

>>535647496
Drunk Susie keeps soaking Noelle in milk and throwing her at a wall

>Asgore joins the party to re-connect with Kris
>Strongest character in the game
Imagine

>>535647036
nta but it might be over for me

>>535647685
>actually uses his cool ass trident
Please Toby

>>535647584
Pizzapants is the Seam to Pizzarina's Jevil

>>535647685
Kris would hate it

>>535647437
no, chapters 3+4 just gave more context into the issue (kris has resentment/jealousy towards asriel), the sources of kris' freedom/big shot insecurities, and introduced doubt into kris' dilemma.

>>535647496
beer goes in, susie tea comes out

>>535644195
I have nothing to add to your post, I just wanted to say I agree.

>>535647685
Toby is too lazy to make another functional character

>>535647685
>Asgore ruining all the fun fights by attacking out of turn and defeating the Darkners without even giving Kris, Susie or Ralsei a chance to ACT

>>535647685
There are leaks confirming Asgore to be a boss battle, I guess it'd be like Susie in Chapter 1 but taken a step further.

>>535647496
NO NOELLE DON'T DO THAT
btw where the hell did you get that image lmao
>>535647584
I hope you mean that Pizzarina is the restaurant herself or something, and not that ICE-E is Pizzarina somehow. If you do mean the latter, Pizzapants really is in Hell.
>>535647685
He'd be Seth from Fire Emblem: Sacred Stones tier where he easily kills everything and it's basically impossible for him to die. A crutch character but without the stat/skill fall off.

>>535647803
>Asgore see's the SOUL
>rationalizes that Kris is not actually his Kris, but something pretending to be Kris
>Attacks the "Not Kris"

>>535647918
The file name is kind of a giveaway

>>535647734
But what is he???
How could he become something like ICE-E? What is ICE-E?

>>535647974
e621?

>>535647918
>Pizzarina is the restaurant (PIZZA ARENA)
>ICE-E'S is Dante's Inferno (the real inferno of jealousy) and the frozen ICE-E is the deepest frozen lake of Hell
>Hell's roar is the ovens working

>>535647790
PFTTTT
>Does this solely so he can get back to bonding with Kris

>>535647974
it's a 4chan file name but you can randomize those with 4chanX
>>535647595
made me laugh

>>535647584
>Pizzarina (ICE-E)
Pizzarina is the metaphysical concept of Pants' job
He's married to it

>>535647718
Another soul lost to Pippins Deviancy Disorder (PDD)

Battat sexxoooooooo

>>535648139
I an honestly see that happening. He gave Kris a hug despite knowing Kris doesn't like hugs. He will probably fuck up his attempts at bonding with Kris in chapter 5 as well simply because he doesn't know how to connect with Kris.

>>535648269
never really got the pippin thing but at least it's not fat tenna eating pipis

>>535648026
You've never saved an image off here?
a-are you.... a newfag?

I wonder if there's someone out there who was attracted to the Pippins all the way back in Chapter 1 who feels extremely validated right now

Temmiebrown more like Temmiebased

>>535648380
oh I don't save images i figure that if the images are any good someone else will post it.

>>535647918
She is the ICE-E.
Some sort of ghost.
That always cries.
The blue dog.

If Spamton is replicating Mike’s look, what if the Pizzapants quotes are things Mike has said before.

So the cat and dog.
The forgotten ones.
Become the most infamous demons of the town.

>>535648362
i like both

>>535648402
At least one person, I know this because chapter 1 era pippins porn exists.

>>535625760
Kris fucks Chuck Norris in his cowboy ass

>>535648402
someone kept posting pippins piss porn here

>>535648347
Geez Kris is such a fucking stupid piece of shit, no wonder his birth parents ditched him.

>>535648741
To be fair, a life with his birth parents would be pretty miserable.

>>535648347
>despite knowing Kris doesn't like hugs
Kris doesn't like getting flailed around by their dad

I think this is the first time I've actually won lol. Thanks for playing guys I'm tired and am going to bed now.
Also I won't be able to host next week I will be busy sorry, but I shall return eventually!

>>535648842
Being flailed around by your dad is one of the joys you can only really enjoy as a kid, Kris is missing out.

The question that scholars will ferociously debate for centuries to come.
Which is the better ship? Krusie or Kriselle?

>>535648519
>>535648051
>>535647584
the bomb to reset the scores in the MIKE room is a 'michaelbomb'
pizzapants who is currently unnamed works at a pizzeria
he also used to have a purple co-worker who is nuts and might not even actually work there
do you know what other franchise has a michael that had a purple guy in their life and worked at a pizzeria?
that's right little buddies. it's all coming together.

>>535648962
krusie without a doubt

>>535647496
*casts sleepmist*

>>535648842
They like getting flailed around by Susie though (or at least dunked)

>>535648942
No way that outweighs living your entire life living in mudhuts, hunting whatever small-game you can get your hands on and being told the humans are owed reparations from the monsters for stealing their land and resources.

If Pizzapants is Mike, then Pizzapants is the anti-Christ of Deltarune, who’s using Dess as his vessel to try to take Gaster’s place.

>>535648962
Kriselle simply because of the cheese moment
Ralsus is also good because of Susie's Idea

>>535649109
Anon what the fuck are you talking about and how does that relating in the slightest to being flailed around?

>>535648962
krusie good kriselle also good not but as gooder imo

>>535648962
I think I've found the answer to this question. If you want which is the better ship in canon as in which is more likely to be canon and function in canon I say Krusie. But if we're talking about potential for greatness and to be expanded upon further Kriselle has that going for it. There's bits and pieces of lore and information that allude to them having a closer relationship in the near past but have drifted apart. It's very obvious that Noelle misses Kris. Not to mention the minor Chapter 2 interactions. I feel like Snowgrave is a different conversation through, that's more (you)elle than Kriselle.

But let's not kid ourselves we all know Suselle is going to be canon because of Toby's fixation on yuri pairings.

When did you realize that Kris was a trough baby?

>>535647505
Me in the middle

>>535649112
Pizzapants is the real Mike but that doesn't mean he's the active Mike
we've seen otherworldly beings wear the faces of Hometown residents

>>535648962
Krusie because they both seem to actually like each other
Also Kerdly because it seems like it'd be a very Toby thing to do
>"Oh you thought Kris liked Susie? Actually they were intentionally hiding their massive crush on Berdly from you the whole time and now they're gonna smash"

The Thorn Ring seems to be a rose thorn in the real world. The Japanese word for rose is "bara" written in kanji as 薔薇. But the alternate readings of those kanji are "sou" and "bi", so put it together you get "soubi", written phonetically as そうび and normally in kanji as 装備, it means "equip".

>>535648842
Its okay when Dess does it

>>535648897
gg, thanks for hosting and don't worry bout it

When Susie said "Get dunked on" I felt something very evil enter my soul. It was like I knew something very bad was going to happen in the future.

>>535649040
I love how the Pizzapants schizo theories have managed to hang on despite it all

>>535649448
She invited the Sans into Kris's house

>>535649325
When has Toby ever did anything this retarded.

>>535649040
>Pizzapants will have a MELTDOWN and throw ice (ICE-E) in Hell's bubbling roar (the deep frier)
>this will activate the MICHAEL BOMB and blow up ICE-E's
oh no no no

>>535649517
If Ralsei was a plant, he’d be really weird and ask Susie and Kris to eat him for sustenance

>>535649557
>I will save you my love!
>ICE-E jumps in lava
>frier boils over

Kris is Mike because he always listens instead of talking

>>535649515
>You thought you gained LOVE?
>Actually that stands for Level Of ViolencE

i love pippins

>>535649517
noooooo

>>535647685
Seeing what 3 & 4 had to offer, I think the chances of us getting new party members are basically zero. At most he'll tag along with you like Gerson does. I just want some fun interactions between him and his flowers, but I'm kind of worried he'll get stuffed in a proverbial capsule and be absent for the entire Dark World until the end where we maybe fight him.

I pray that aborting the weird route in chapter 5 or onwards allows us to get a special kriselle ending where we dont sacrifice the doe and she simply stays loyal to kris forever

>>535649040
So Pizzapants is the Knight after all.
Reducing Asriel’s girl to a broken hearted skeleton for him to possess. Taking away Asriel’s kids from him and left them scattered to the eventual lands of the grand fountain and Sans’ house.
So… FRIEND is going to show his ugly face to Asriel Dreemurr in chapter 5… isn’t he? In that horrible form, with Asriel saying, “MIKE?”

A horrible parasite.

Literally what could possibly be the fucking reason to fight Asgore. Not attacking you in particular anon but this community seems to have wildly extrapolated from "The Flower Man trapped in asylum" being labeled boss3 or something in the code. If anything you'd expect the Flower to be the boss. Why would Asgore fight Kris, he wants to protect Kris, it makes ZERO sense.

>>535649827
Anon, it's heavily implied that beyond chapter 4, you are locked into the route.
There is no aborting, your last chance was on that couch.

>>535649713
CUTE!!

>>535649557
More like Postalpants, am I right folks?

>>535649827
You hit the point of no return after jamming the thorn back hin her finger. There is no more aborting

>>535649713
Would Fujoppins and Battat succeed in an SBURB session? Assume Jongler, Pluey, Ramb, Spamton, Tenna, Elnina/Lanino, and other TV Darkners are there

>>535649827
The trouble dingle jingled, it cannot be aborted now.

>>535649827
>aborting the weird route in chapter 5
not happening

The way the weird route is going means that the “one ending” for deltarune is a lie, or that the weird route is a massive bluebell that changes nothing.
Unless Toby pulls some magic he fucked up one way or the other

Am i being schizo or does that tv remind you of something

>>535650138
The very end results will be the same, but things in between will be different. For example, the world will be saved and that's the same. But everything leading up to the very final part of the ending will be different.

>>535650062
*it troubled
<3* it dingled

>>535650014
>*Ringing of antennas*
>*Yes Mike?
>...
>*WHAT?! WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE SHOW IS GETTING CANCELLED?!
>...
>*WHAT DO YOU MEAN I CAN'T MAKE REFERENCES TO REAL LIGHTWORLD EVENTS?!

>>535650138
Would not be surprised of Toby forces the same ending except the cast is now abused/traumatized.
Extremely shitty way to end the game on but I wouldn't put it past Toby.

>>535650138
This is literally the game where the mascot screamed at the climax of the latest chapter
>I WANT TO BELIEVE
>THAT THERE'S NOT JUST ONE ENDING!

>>535650138
I get the feeling at this point that the "one ending" thing was a meta reference to the prophecy this whole time, and there's gonna be a different ending for weird route at the very least.

>>535650138
In the weird route, you do what Pizzapants wants to give him his pathetic win against Gaster.

>>535650173
Yes actually, it reminds me of that one flash game called "Depict1"

>>535650173
That's just the Rory Nite show. Nothing to fear

>>535650371
meant to add pic

>>535650047
>heart player and light player
unless they have a good time/space player it's over

>>535650315
>it tringled
>what?

>>535650550
there are so many fucking typos

is krautsie dead yet?

>>535649713
Cute! I wonder what happened that got them like that

>>535650734
Why is this your fetish