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Spoilers ahead, proceed at your own Frisk.

-DELTARUNE CHAPTER 1-4
>https://store.steampowered.com/app/1671210/DELTARUNE/

-The Old Game
>https://undertale.com
-The Old Game's Demo
>https://undertale.com/demo

-The New Game
>https://deltarune.com

-The New Game's Progress
>https://toby.fangamer.com/newsletters/
>https://deltarune.com/#news
>https://www.twitlonger.com/show/n_1sqn3p9

-Merch
>https://www.fangamer.com/collections/undertale
>https://www.fangamer.com/collections/deltarune

-Books
-Undertale Artbook
>https://pastebin.com/1MRmU0Gk

-Legends of Localization - Undertale
>https://pastebin.com/DkZaXMpi

-Extra Content
>https://undertaleqa.tumblr.com
>https://undertale.com/alarmclock
>https://deltarune.com/sweepstakes/
>https://toby.fangamer.com/newsletters/

-Undertale/Deltarune Text Dumps & Screenshots
>https://pastebin.com/WG9u1fvH

-Undertale Image Collections
>https://pastebin.com/g2JqH6Ba

-Booru (newly resurrected, please help tag)
>https://utg.vidya.pics/

-Recommendbin
>https://pastebin.com/fsqd5Sa6

-Writebins
>Current: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ZaYVvltQ_Rmf-ggszf1bwmYDW2NUcfpTYU7JzfyMhVE
>Old: https://writebin.surge.sh

-Comicbin
>https://pastebin.com/UJpBYSEE

-Fangamebin
>https://archive.is/iSiFg

-/vg/ League team
>https://implyingrigged.info/wiki//utg/

-Wanna change the font?
>https://rentry.org/utg-font

-Thread Template
>https://pastebin.com/rTN8SxAw

What is your fondest /utg/ memory, anons?

>>535662319
If you don't mind, I still wanna see

*waddles into /utg/ Dark World*

>>535662410
prob the woman who sent me pics of her feet and told me she wanted my dick in her mouth.

KRISPAM

TV DAISUKI!!

>HE SHOWERS OUR SOULS WITH INCREDIBLE DEALS
>AND WITH HEARTY PEEPIS, OUR HEART HE SO STEALS
>NO FOOL WOULD BE GREATER
>THAN HE WHO DENIES
>THAT SPAMTON GIVE ME THE CHANCE TO EARN WILD PRIZE
>NOT A CIRCUS CLOWN, WHO'S MORE SICK THAN HE FUNNY
>A LOVEABLE SALESMAN, WHO GIVE ME FREE MONEY
>YOU MAY ASK, "WHO IS NEXT?"
>YOU MAY ASK, "WHO WILL BE?"
>"WHO WILL BE SECRET BOSS OF ADVERNTURE NO. 3?"
>ME DON'T KNOWS. AND ME DON'T CARES!
>ME ONLY CARES ABOUT SPAMTON
>THE REST CAN GO UP IN THE AIRS!!

Please pay $4.99 to continue the poem.

>>535662410
As selfish as it may be, one of my fondest memories is being encouraged to write a short Susie greentext that changed into a full on fanfic.
I also love the days of JevilAnon posting vocaroos.

Pizzapants is the true main antagonist of Deltarune.
He’s the Satan, a God-wannabe trying to overthrow Gaster.

>>535662545
I DON'T NEED A TV ANYMORE! SPAMTON IS HERE, AND HE I ADORE!

I wish I was skilled enough in the arts to create a sona :(

>>535662587
can we expect less of the roaring knight's bf

I LOVE TV!!
*SM64 title theme plays*

>>535662565
What was the Susie greentext about?

Can any final boss sequence live up to the decade of waiting?

>>535662492
Yeah If you have like discord or something that’s probably easier. Or I’d just send it here under a spoiler tag, don’t know if that’s TOS or something though

>>535662410
Losing my shit on a public train at the Spamton meat effigy

>>535662687
Living with her, it was short and sweet and then it ended with getting suplexed by her.
Then I turned it into a full on story.

For the /utg/ legend I'm thinking it goes like
>A FEMANON
>A ARTFAG
>AND A ANONYMOUS POSTER

gang rape by fun gang...

>>535662657
No. Pizzapants, Michael, is using Dess as his vessel to lead her into becoming the Angel. What he tried to do with Spamton.

He is Eram’s lover and she uses armies of him against you.

I LOVE TV

>finally motivated to write
>not continuing the expanded take on picrel
>not that other prompt I’d been given
>but a self insert for the /utg/ dark world prompt/shitshow
Talk me out of this if it’s a bad idea, please

>>535662796
That gote is up to no good

I helped Spamton and Tenna become fat. Now, I must climb their rolls, heal their relationship and stop the Pipisgoring before it's too late.

>>535662672
no its not, im literally older than RE2 and there was a thread on /v/ earlier about the model who clearly inspired rebecca and a pic they clearly used for her pic in re2.

>>535662909
Obese thot Tenna….

Dice are for SEX

>>535662881
/utg/ dark world is the talk of the town right now. Strike while the iron is hot.

>>535662796
>A-Action
>* Anon cracks a joke about yellow mizzles...
>* ...Somehow, the mercy meter went down.

>>535662492
Also I deleted the other post cuz I was gonna repost it here, whoops

>>535662410
weedposting all those times just for Toby to directly reference lighting up and the chuffing of darts
I wasn't ready to be vindicated like that.

>>535662965
Tenna and Spamton but they swap with Catty and Bratty and they're fat bimbo shopkeepers close to Mettaton

>>535662796
What if I'm 2 of those?

here's a spicy link for you guys

https://www.calculator.net/dice-roller.html

>>535663124
I would have to consult with Ralsei to see if that is ok or not.

>>535662410
NEO /utg/ just doesn't have the same soul.

would multiple copies of the same character exist in the /utg/ dark world?

>>535663059
>>535663092
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK NONONO THEY'RE JUST PLATONIC HETEROSEXUAL BUSINESS LIFE PARTNERS FUCKFUCKNOOOOO

Since piss bottle darkners are a inevitability in /utg/ dark world how many Pizzles are we going to have to recruit? Will it be a shadow guy situation? And your not going to try and fuck the Pizzle right anon?

>>535663261
lets hope

>>535662410
Writing the inchelada line of Mexican tenna

Kris needs more pathetic men

It's been months, why has no one drawn out this scene as Spamton and Tenna yet?

>>535662410
My fondest memory was probably meeting a goatfag who pretended to be Asriel for me while I pretended to be Ralsei for him.
We had awesome chemistry but unfortunately I was dumb and lost access to that d*scord account. It's been years since we last talked...
I miss him so much...

>>535663302
>spamton’s revenge

>>535663329
If I can bring my water filter I could restore the Pizzle to its original Mizzle varient.

>>535663261
Either you're a recognizable and named poster which would make you player character/shopkeeper/final boss tier or you're just another variation of repeating enemy in the case of standard favefags and anons with no real gimmick or consist style of post.

>>535663329
they cant be recruited since there is no castle town to put them on

MGS4 microwave hallway, but instead anon has to drink all the Pizzles

>>535662587
IT WAS ME, ASRIEL!

>>535662747
I do not have shitcord no, but I think if you catbox it it should be fine?

>>535661864
Funny thing: Someone made a fic of Creature Noelle on Ao3 and I think it was the original guy who posted the sprites here. It's kind of funny.
>>535662410
Spamton meat effigy, Chapter 2 in general, the absolutely insanity during that time mixed with sudden genius, Spry.
>>535662791
Cute

>>535662410
Coming up with the gills for Momdyne Kris

>>535663381
Jesus Christ.

would i develop a cool ass cloak even if was on my pajamas?

>>535663607
Care to share the link to that Ao3 story?

>>535659298
a fascinating concept

>>535663381
NOT THIS FUCKING THING

>>535662410
My fondest memories are always the one where someone compliments my art or thanks me for a request I did for them

>>535663530
https://files.catbox.moe/ds8b2v.png
BEHOLD, THE INSTAMAN

>>535663657
You get a cool outfit and weapon by default.
If you have a cool weapon and outfit IRL then you outswag everyone with standard gear and get extra belts and ribbons and zippers and such.

>>535663683
Bro she has the dealmakers, she is going to be the 1% of the utg darkworld will all the money she will be making.

>>535662720
No, the only hope is to attack us emotionally with Kris and Dess playing piano together after an easy boss fight.

>>535663261
Yes there will be dozens of versions of all the Deltarune characters all based off the stories people have made of them. This along with the darkners made from anons surroundings means the collective darkworld will be ginormous.
>>535663453
There will be a castle town of some sort. There has to be a place were anons can rest and not have to worry about being assaulted by freaks thought up by other anons from years gone past. The Castle town would probably be the whiteboard link, or the collective canvas made from all the art that's made shared and posted here.

>>535663681
Here. Improves a lot around chapter 3-4.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/67875011/chapters/175513546
>>535663683
nice

>>535663736
Thomas hollandaise?

>>535663428
>goatfags are mentally ill enough to actually roleplay as asriel
gross
but also cute in a way

>>535662926
Who cares?

>>535663329
They think they're going to become something that makes Lightners immortal lol

>>535663417
I was trying to find it but >>535663608 beat me to it so have this instead

>>535663736
HOLY SHIT thank you, I am not disappointed in the slightest

>>535663884
I get that or Josh hutcherson, one time someone said Batman animated series joker

>>535663683
>Proceed?
It's probably the closest we'll get to having Spamton as a party member, so I accept.

>>535663571
Michael
He used to be the Pizzapants
The joke of town
And then became its biggest horror

>>535663657
depending on what your character class manifests as changes the outfit but the face must remain covered or featureless if you're of the anon subclass

>>535663171
Why do retards think Kris is wearing high heels here?

Are any of you shocked that Pizzarina was actually the one who made the Pizzapants cookies?

>>535664097
Nigga wishes he was as hot as spamton

>>535664052
Wait wait, are you implying there would be several subclasses even between us anons of the thread?

>>535663947
I do cus im not genning a pic of carol based on an underaged model in sexy clothes and pose.

>>535663452
sometimes I wonder if people can recognize my specific posts from my mannerisms or if I'm just unidentifiable favefag #27
something is both terrifying and endearing about someone seeing my posts, recognizing them and forming a mental image of me as a person.

Fuck, why the hell didn't we think up "/utg/ darkworld" before?
That last thread was really fun.
Although tabbing between the thread and playing Darktide for 2 hours has caused a weird ingraining in my mind now. I'm reading every post like how the Scottish Zealot voice speaks. I'm even thinking in the same voice and writing like him.
It's a bit horrid.

>>535664097
dollar tree spamton

>>535664097
He’s literally me

>>535663241
I've noticed on TEMU there are a lot of Spamton socks for sale for cheap

>>535663736
who is this cutie?

>>535664180
>green anon
>grey anon
>black suit no picture available anon
That's at least three variations of anon.

>>535664174
You say this but 80% of utg was unironically mogged by him

NOOOOOOOOO YOU CANT JUST EAT THE HECKIN PIPIS
*eats a pipis*

>>535663381
I thought her ears in that one pic were really saggy boobs

NOOOOOOOOO YOU CANT JUST VORE THE HECKING ME
*gets vored*

>>535664274
>>535664337

I miss crip :(

>>535664397
>her

Remember.
Bratty and Nice Cream went to this restaurant to get the Pizzapants-shaped cookies. From the EVERY MAN.

good morning /utg/. how are you doing?

>>535664375
You ate more than one pipis, you fuck.

>>535664470
are you single anon? haha j-just kidding

>>535663408
No wonder Kris only likes Ralsei more when they're pathetic and stop pretending to be happy.

>>535664415
GIGASTACEY SUSIE

I'm planning to make a susie tulpa, anybody got any good tips for creating tulpas?

Quick anons post your favorite greentexts and how you think they'd be incorporated into the /utg/ Dark World!
I found that idea of Susie being a Kroot that devolves into moss really silly. So somewhere in the world there's just a giant patch of purple Susie moss that's really soft and heals a lot of health if eaten. Also anons last thread were saying that dark world would take the shape of a giant tree so it fits really well.

>>535664375
>>535664596
CONSUME THE FERTILIZED EGGS! EAT THE SPAMTON THEME CHINESE DELIGHTS! FEEL THE PREMATURE PUPPET BONES AND FLESH BREAK UNDER YOUR BITE FORCE! DRINK THE YOKE AND DARKNER ESSENCE FROM IT'S INCOMPLETE FORM!

masquerading as an anon subclass with a suspiciously high inventory of healing foods until I reveal my powerlevel and turn into an artfag mini-boss of the [redacted]

Name all the locations in the utg darkworld, I want a mental map

You are enjoying a pleasant stroll in the /utg/ darkworld.
You hear a phone ring.
Do you answer the call?

i have a crush on that anon who draws battat a lot. i don't know why i think my brain just perceives him as being just like battat irl

>>535664530
is that thing supposed to be a man?

>>535664706
>Graveyard of Dead Namefags
>House of the strongest schizoboss yet...
Who would it be?

>>535664796
The one from the whiteboard?

>>535664775
>*FUCKING SHOW YOURSELF MIKE YOU PIECE OF SHIT! I KNOW THIS ISN'T GASTER OR FRIEND ON THE LINE!

I still don't know what my Darkworld weapon would be and that still deeply frustrates me. It can't be my damn phone even if I'm using it constantly. I also refuse to let it be my keyboard even if that's also something I use constantly.
Although I had the idea for a character once where they used a portable piano with a 'handle' on the end as a sort of massive cleaver-sword. But my piano isn't that so eh...
I wonder, could your fists be considered a weapon if you have nothing else to turn into one?

>>535664552
>Mike ogling girls is le bad male gaze
>Noelle ogling girls is le good disaster lesbian

>>535664846
yeah

>>535664574
We are all trapped in the /utg/ darkworld today.

>>535664837
If it was a woman that image would get deleted for girl nipples

>>535664661
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4bfyC0ficBc

>>535664927
>him
Anon I am terribly sorry...

>>535664706
Well of course we have the world tree, I like how this anon described it
>>535659826

El diablo rojo lmao

>>535664706
there would be a big wound in the yggrassil thread tree still dripping with an unnatural grey sap, a landmark left behind by the shartening on the whole site

Will there be a track titled "Deltarune"? What chapter will it be in?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9aINFarMeSA

>>535664969
Toby if he was brave

>>535664959
grim

>>535664975
a girl is fine too

>>535664907
Your bare hands could absolutely be a weapon in the dark world. I feel like anything could work as long as it resonates with you.

>>535662278 (OP)
- Current whiteboard: https://r8.whiteboardfox.com/86358240-0692-5880
- Magma: https://magma.com/d/QiFH9rWyRh
- WorldOfText: https://www.ourworldoftext.com/utg

>>535665005
For the threads that have been pruned, do you think the tree that has branches that have just been cut off? What about the threads that had all the posts and reached the bump limit but the janitors deleted every single reply except for the OP, would those be Goner branches?

>>535664976
Thered be a lot of repeats, through, like the whole rape doe stuff

>>535664706
Let's just recycle utg island.
My domain? The Cliffs of Krisriel

>>535664574
Good morning!
Doing pretty good. Temperature is cooler today.
How about you?

Be honest with me guys, if there was a /utg/ dating app and people HAD to show their real faces, how many people would actually get together?

>>535665129
I say we ice over berdberg to make room for doerot and TVland.

>>535664617
As of now, chronically

>>535665129
*anal vores the entire island and farts*
Fermented.

>>535665085
I refuse to let it be my phone so I guess it has to be my fists. I'm only fine with it if I get gauntlets.

>Anons are crushing on the drawfags again
NATURE IS HEALING

>>535665180
>Doing pretty good.
glad to hear!
>How about you?
doing well, drinking my morning coffee right now and my day just started. might game something soon.

What do the rings on the inside of the yggrassil thread tree represent? Each one a thread? Each one a month that has passed? Is each ring an anon that has one posted here, contributing to the growth of the tree?

>>535665275
We need to go back to hating them and treat whiteboard like the aggy

>>535665129
*Diapsriel

I honestly want to film a deltarune porno with everyone in cosplay.

>>535662410
the pregnant tenna coat hanger moment was funny mostly because I was in that game for it

soosey

>>535665363
That was a single schizo, I'm afraid it won't pick up, no

>>535665328
Can someone draw this as dess

>>535664907
>>535665267
Also
>It can't be my damn phone even if I'm using it constantly

Dude. Magic tablet. Like it's a modernized wizard's tome.
Gauntleted fists work too though, I did some thing similar in a story.

>>535665396
Dibs on the coat hanger.

>>535665275
I got your healing right here pal
*grabs mushroom themed first aid kit*

>>535665107
the whole tree is able to regenerate, and branches die naturally all the time. but like wraiths, the branches unfairly killed off become phantom limbs that seek vengeance, carrying the resentment of the posters in the thread. they'd be white, thorn-like amalgamate enemies.

>>535665046
if toby was brave chapter 6 would end with the gang infiltrating a freak party https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eh7cTPjgmKQ
i love duke so much bros i wish dnf 2002 would leak

>>535663428
>larping a pedo ship
Why

>>535665304
Have fun, fren! :D

>>535665129
The island sucks shit, we need something else

>>535665275
Could i fix painteranon or would she destroy me and make me morbidly obese and feed me our children? her backside was very cute in that one ramb artwork

>>535665570
Because you're gay

>>535665504
Toby should have chapter 5 be us rescuing barely censored babes with big honkers.

I can’t wait for the Pizzapants/FRIEND memes of “IT WAS ME, ASRIEL.”

>>535665453
Only reason I say it can't be my phone is because Kris' phone is the same in the Darkworld. A digital tome would be nice though.
Damnit, why am I always associated with the wizard/smart guy stuff, even when anon?

>>535665504
Itd be cute if Susie was raised by humans and that's why she hides her tail

>>535665396
I'm only coming if I can be Spamton A. Spamton.

>>535664097
Average Gaster enjoyer

>>535665707
Anon no, stop...
>spoiler
What the fuck, when?

>>535665758
Kris' phone didn't transform probably because they don't have too much attachment or any sort of resonance with it. That and Kris thinks swords are cool.

>Damnit, why am I always associated with the wizard/smart guy stuff, even when anon?
Is that so bad?

Spoilers for chapter 5:

Was it really necessary for the plot to have a scene of susie and kris making out for half an hour?

>>535663428
semi related but I wonder where all the roleplayers went. shit was huge back in mid to late 2010s then it just fizzled out

making rainbows

>>535662410
A two way tie, both selfish and mostly centered on moments I had with actual anons, not just appreciated requests.
>1
During Ch1 I think but there was a thread in which Charafags got extremely horny and in the process I had my eyes truly opened to breastfeeding. Similar to when there was a thread a month ago or so talking about soul-play but greens actually came out of it instead of theorycrafting.
>2
Early Ch2 back when doefags were at their most unhinged here, 2020/2021 era was peak for me despite it including Kraut. Remade the greenfag in me, got me to realize even more of myself even if arguably not the prettiest parts of it, and while my shit might still be selfish slop it's a hell of a lot better than before the Doefags.

>>535665504
>spoiler
Uh..., how familiar are you with the DNF situation? If you didn't know that pre-Gearbox version of DNF did leak a couple years back. Find it on Archive.org or something. For a leaked build its not that incomplete.

Good night /utg/, hope you all sleep well with comfy dreams of fave and get to make the most of tomorrow.

I love Chara

>>535665396
can I be the forgotten man

>>535665917
If Toby doesn’t make a phone ring in chapter five and it’s the third sanctuary ringtone he’s missing out

>>535665504
does this implies that duke of nukingthem fucked enforcer

>>535665980
only if you allow susie to peg your bussy

>>535665129
>no snowgraver/kriselle outpost
One job.

>>535665396
Save me, Jesus! Save me!

>>535666030
Its there

>>535665724
that'd fucking rule. but twitter wouldnt like it.
afraid that toby lost his balls after censoring chapter 4 weird route.
shit like this better play in the bunker https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dz3_c8lXTns

>>535665903
I still have the post saved I think there is something wrong with me https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/534248553/#534251243

>>535666139
Where are the roller coasters?

>>535664231
some anons on the worldoftext have had brief convos abt it (I was one of them) but iirc those got pasted over
also as a writefag I'm making some utgdarkworld stuff if you want a cameo reply to this

>>535666139
>can't spell spoid
moids have one job and they can't even do that right

Was gonna post the carudy fic but I got depressed, maybe tomorrow.

>>535666139
Going straight to hang out with the schizos because they’re the most sane people here

The fat Spamton and Tenna zones will have suspiciously fleshy, marshmallowy and unstable ground

The utg island stinks and is outdated can we have something else?

It's so beautiful that we all came together to be autistic about a hypothetical /utg/ dark world.

>>535665908
>Is that so bad?
I just don’t get why it’s always that, I’m not even that smart. Maybe it’s just because I manage to notice the things people overlook or try stuff they don’t. Also probably because I wear glasses.

>>535665442
Sure thing, bud!

no more fat spamtons, spamton has to keep himself looking trim

>>535665971
>Uh..., how familiar are you with the DNF situation?
very familiar. i played the 2001 leaked build and i loved what little playable content it offered.
but there's a fabled build from september 2002 that was supposedly playable from beginning to end.
im interested in the Restoration Project but only for the extended modding and multiplayer. once they get to the chapters without much visual polish or gameplay like Stratosfear they'd have to "restore" content that isnt playable. so just applying their own vision to other people's maps.

>>535666393
I am glad for it as well, it was fun spitballing ideas with other anons

>>535666347
we're all fucked up on grog and deficient in vitamins it's the perfect representation

>>535666438
There's wizard types out there that aren't smart, but wise.
Or hell there's sorcerers, those guys just do magic bullshit on vibes alone.
Gotta read up on those cool fantasy archetypes, Anon. That's half the fun of the dark world.

>>535666185
Yes I think there is something wrong with you, but it pales in comparison to the mental illness of other posters here

>>535666464
>you post this as there is a hand caressing spamton’s chubby gut

>>535666464
this is called speciation, there will be both fat and slim spamtons in abundance
and slightly chubby and obese and muscular ones, spams of all shapes and sizes
it really depends on the environment, spamtons are opportunists and exceptional at adaptation

>>535666393
It’s really fun
>>535666516
I take my vitamin B, I’m fine

>>535666162
I dont think hes afraid of censoring stuff if he put in a "rape" scene

>>535666185
nothing wrong with you, looks like a slim lady

Can I still call myself a yume even if I don't have a self-insert OC to draw myself as?

>>535666489
"restore" content that isnt available*

>>535664664
Don’t if you’re not prepared for her to show signs of diverging from canon in any way.

A mouse I am not...

>>535666516
I’m a gymfag so my nutrition is fine, speaking of, anyone else here a gymfag?

>>535666892
Tis I, the original Anonymouse.

>Tfw STILL no 16 grandkids
>>535666965
Me.

>>535665917
>>535666005
I want Gaster to call Noelle at the end of Chapter 5 and that's the cliffhanger for 6

>>535666965
I used to be a gymfag but I try to keep my nutrition in check even if my body's not in shape anymore

molest puppet

>>535666556
There’s not enough stuff out there that mixes magic and science together, I love magitech.
Being a psi-user would be cool. It’s kind of cheating though since you need an actual object as a weapon. If only Berdly used his glasses as a weapon somehow.
Wait. What even is the object that makes up his Halberd? We see him summon it and stuff, but what the hell actually is it?
Is the Halberd literally his ego/ignorance turned into a weapon? It’s a fucking HalBERD, it even has his face on it.
Why did I never think about this?

>>535666627
Still, that Spamton’s not *fat* by any stretch of the imagination, and definitely not nearly like how the fatfags here portray him. I’m not a fatfag but I am a tummyfag and I think that Spamton getting his pudgy little tummy pet is cute.

>Asriel gets back from college
>Meets his old BEST FRIEND.
>Mike

Jockington is FRIEND

>>535667102
Now you're cookin, Anon. You might be onto something for yourself here.
I fucking love thinking about cool sci-fi/fantasy shit.

>>535667182
His name is not Mike.

>>535666240
be nice he tried it’s cute

Anyone else get really stressed thinking about what they'd look like in the utg darkworld and if it will be cool or make them look like a complete retard in front of the other anons?
No? Just me?

I need this more than I need oxygen

>>535667131
We need to make Kris look at his nametag and clear up the pizzapants name. If not toby is gonna have Asrial come back and just call him pants or pizzapants

>>535667301
Asriel is gonna call him Toby

>>535667102
The thing I’m making that’s not related to UTDR besides inspiration heavily involves magic x science, but instead of magitech it’s more magichemistry.

I think battat should pee his pants

>>535667269
Mine would suck because I’m always in shorts and a tshirt
Would a clothing rack full of clothes turn into armor? What if you had clothes near you when it turned into a dark world?

>>535667269
anon give me a basic character outline and I'll have pov character see you describe you as cool as fuck

I think Asriel should kiss me on the mouth

I think Kris should seal the Dark Fountains.

>>535667457
I think you need to go to bed Kris

>>535667301
>>535667379
I think it’s going to be a Lucifer thing in which you will not know his name until the day he becomes a fallen creation.
The most shocking reveal.

>>535662410
Probably Chatting With That One DoePoster

>>535667269
Every time I play an RPG I end up looking like John DarkSouls, so I think I’d just be a vanilla knight armour dude

>>535667495
Wasn't it Dess?

>>535667269
No. I'd be a bad ass cowboy or a pirate

>>535667269
I'd look like my fursona I hope

>>535667440
Anon I'm just some fucking nerd

>>535667436
I'm pretty certain a person's outfit changes into what what they see themselves as, and something that suits their personality. Hence why Susie gets a rough looking outfit, Berdly gets sci-fi tech armor, and Noelle gets flowing mage robes.

Is there any possibility there will be a Darkworld in a Hoarder style home? It’s scary to think about since the places with a dark world so far have been relatively ‘clean’

>>535667617
Dess is already in Kris's bed

I think Battat should pull down his pants and underwear and let me watch him pee out of his little cock

>>535667269
My pants have snowflakes and reindeer on them, I'd probably be dressed like Noelle

Togore descends from the heavens
"Make way for my arrival worm"

>>535667639
I don't care

>>535667684
would a hoarder have more darkners or less? how much do they care about all that junk they have lying around, how much of it do they even remember? would it just be a mass grave? maybe a battlefield

>>535667269
I would wear what I wear to work, people love a man in a Hi-vis vest.

>>535667743
ENOUGHHHH

>>535667726
Dess is already in Kris

>>535667269
I’d be a ninja or samurai thing cause I’m a black belt irl, and I have a bo staff to be my weapon

>FRIEND/Mike Reveal
>Sans!!!
>Asriel and Dess
>Asgore
>Susie in the dress
>Papyrus crystal boss
Chapter 5 is going to be a big shot!

>>535667102
His Glasses Probably Becomes The "Smart Scouter"
I Do Not Think That The Halberd Has Berdly's Face In t?
Maybe That Hole Can Look Like An Eye, But Not The Rest

>>535667893
Not the requester, but hell yeah dude.

>>535667654
What if deep inside, I hate myself and think I'm a total loser? Would I get dropped in with an embarrassing outfit?

im bored as hell can someone please give me an idea for a memey carol gen?

Would Gaster be watching over the /utg/ darkworld?
I wonder how interesting he would find it.

>>535667893
That's my GOAT right there
(Great sketch btw)

>>535667893
SO CUE

>>535667654
But then what if you have a hard time actually knowing what you see yourself as? I guess the Darkworld would decide for you or let you know what you actually think of/see yourself as. It would be a bit rough to get an outfit that makes me ‘faceless/blank’ in the darkworld considering I sometimes literally forget I have a face and get surprised when I look in the mirror.
>>535667757
Cute
>>535667818
It wouldn’t be anything good, that’s for sure. A mass field of discarded items that are wanted but either used up and worthless or never being used in the first place or completely forgotten about. It’d be like some kind of Hell.

would Spamton pay for sex

writefag here. pick the fantasy class of pov character entering into the /utg/ dark world

>>535667852
Why should I stop?

>>535668189
Merchant.

>>535668189
Barbarian

>>535668076
Draw it yourself and it’ll automatically be 100x better than something gen’d even if it’s low skill/effort
I believe in you anon

>>535668189
Thief

>>535667269
At least you're not spinning a wheel of bullshit because what you could be in a darkworld is extremely vibes based such that you don't have a "real" answer.

>>535668327
I did a bunch of squats and im tired. its almost 2 am but im not quite tired enough to sleep.

>>535668327
Anon you're talking to the temturd, there is no reasoning with him

>>535667893
Hell yah my Friskybits is the bestest friend to the best monster.

>>535668004
I wouldn't give your hopes up. I've made that mistkake far too many times

>>535664775
>Kris! Do you know how hard it was to get this number?! Stop mucking around! The only darkworld you should be exploring right now is my daughter's fertile doe womb. I need grandkids Kris. GRANDKIDS! *devolves into unintelligible garbage noise*

>>535668189
Loremaster

>>535662539
Why is he dressed like that

I think battat should humiliate himself by farting really really loudly in front of tenna or the other mikes

>>535668189
Pilot

>>535668486
Carol is in for a rude awakening when she realizes kris is a biofem with a vagina.

>>535668189
vote
a: merchant
b: barbarian
c: theif
d: loremaster

>>535665129
>>535666139
Needs A REVAMP

>>535668069
I feel like the dark world would dig deeper and find something for you. Maybe something you've forgotten, or buried.

I ask you once more; what does /utg/ need?

>>535668575
Spamton is a cat, (wooden) puppet, and computer program
that's a 3x weakness to water

>>535667818
Maybe some nightmarish Kowloon Walled City deal, darkners packed like sardines in a squalid urban maze of trash buildings and trash people.

The Pippins are all 6 year old children btw

>>535668726
Weekly orgies

>>535668189
Brawler

Ralseimaxxing bakecel here, what should I make next I’m running out of ideas

>>535668653
barbarian feels apt for a wandering shitposter

>>535668653
A

>>535668653
Merchant

>>535668168
You can still very much be a person and have an identity without a visible face, Anon. Look at Kris, look at Varik/Ares. Hell, I've made a few characters myself that always have their faces concealed, but they're still people.

>>535666185
>the /utg/ final boss looks like this?

>>535668653
I vote for B, it's what the wheel landed on

>>535668653
we've never actually seen anyone whose main skill in the dark world is being sneaky and stealing shit
I'm voting for Theif first and Merchant second if Theif doesn't make it

>>535668787
Bake lancer shaped cookie

>>535668787
Banana cake

>>535668653
B

>>535668653
C.
I want to see how a Theif differs from a Thief.

>>535668575
the water wings are themed after his neo form

>>535668867
based chaos believer

>>535668645
>kris is a biofem
Kris is not a biofem. And neither are you.

>>535668907
I am NOT the typer unfortunately. thankfully another anon has graciously agreed to give the thing a once-over (unless they fall asleep)

>>535668774
Hedonism will not even bear inedible fruits. I ask yet again, and expect a true answer.

>>535668965
Like they'd want to be female

>>535668427
What did you have hopes for?

>>535668891
seconding

>>535668645
>KRIS IF YOU DON'T EITHER GROW A PENIS AND PRODUCE SPERM OR GET ALPHYS TO GIVE YOU ONE THEN I WILL PERSONALLY GO BACK IN TIME TO ENSURE YOU ARE BORN A MALE EVEN IF IT MEANS RISKING THE DESTRUCTION OF SPACE AND TIME ITSELF!

>>535668004
>Best I can do is additional mystery boxes to be opened in chapters 6 and 7

>>535668645
Carol made Kris open fountains because if you do enough you can make a wish and turn into a real boy.

>>535668965
nta Kris is whatever get me off depending on the dynamic

>>535668891
Thirding

If I have terrible self-esteem and hate myself could I potentially look like the cool version of myself I really wish I was if I entered the utg dark world?

>>535668653
current tally
merchant: 3
barbarian: 3
thief: 2

>>535668891
Ho ho ho! I think the face cookie is a great idea made by a really smart and handsome boy!

>>535669201
simply combine them
barbarian with a food truck

>>535669315
Who mugs people who don't buy his food

>>535669194
yeah you'd get a dark world glowup
>>535669315
thank you anon I will do this

>>535669315
It’s just animal meat from the latest thing he killed with his hands
This week: molester deer

kris-shinji
susie-asuka
dess-misato
asriel-kaji
ralsei-kaworu
noelle-rei

>>535669031
Chapter 6 is meant to be the finale. Akin to true labs and the final boss of Undertale.

Chapter 5 is the penultimate chapter and it basically pays off two main storylines
>Dess disappearance (Asgore, Asriel, Papyrus and Ralsei)
>Mike and his true nature (Pizzapants, Eram)


7 is an ending. No special reveals or anything.

>>535662646
That's ok, even if I could fold you in half I still wouldn't because I wouldn't wanna badly hurt anyone even if scissoring with Fujo were at stake.

Kris would be a theif if they weren't weird

>>535669315
What kind of food would a barbarian serve from his truck? Is it an all meat kind of thing or does he include a mix of meat and berries?

>>535668189
>>535668653
>>535669201
https://strawpoll.com/e7ZJaR6XPg3

>>535669514
Make it all vegan-friendly meat for the lulz

>>535669514
Id imagine he would be like a butcher, maybe he would make some Native American pemmican too

>>535669514
if you can get it from a Darkner, you can get it on the menu

>>535669201
My two cents is that it depends on what vibe you want the green to have.
>Merchant
Very much someone telling a tale of the going-by or hearing it from tales of those who looks upon his wears. Leans more into world building for the /utg/ dark world.
>Barb/Thief
More proactive in the "doing things" in the dark world if okay with writing action or focusing on character dynamics.

>>535669384
I feel like that's a quick way to get an anon with now nothing to lose to show you how much you have to lose
>SHE WAS SUPPOSED TO MOLEST ME YOU FAAAAAGGOOOOOT!!!!!!

>>535669514
barbeque absolutely cause smoking is a type of preservation, barbs usually would have some know how in herbology due to survival techniques and would have incredible cole slaw

>>535669165
>https://youtu.be/zWfxi0DrJjU?si=gPp1SJUnxGOwfiWb
What it made me think

>>535669010
Kris knight...

fuck the puppet

>>535669658
Imagine if you were fighting a barbarian and he threw a handful of bees at you

>>535668845
Thinking about it now, I always did like gas mask/faceless mooks in stuff, probably because of Opposing Force.
If I really did have to describe how I think I would look and what I used as a weapon now, it would be:
Hooded robe that starts as white from the top, and at the bottom it’s grey. The colors transition into each other, White > grey. Then I want a mask or something, full covering for my face, none of the half mask stuff for just your mouth. I’d be fine with a gas mask, but something that’s one of those ‘blank’ faces with goggles/lenses covering the eyes would be better.
Then I guess my ‘weapon’ is the phone digital tome thing. My robe would probably need to let my arms either be outside at all times for that, unless it like flaps open when I need to use it, but then what’s the inside like? I guess it could just be darkness inside, with only my arms being shown as they come out of it.

God this is all exceedingly goofy.

>>535669718
Someone is gonna make under her tail deltarune edition sooner or later

>kris starves self all day then binges at night
>susie eats chalk and shit
>ralsei eats nothing

Why does no one in the fun gang eat normally?

>>535669359
>you'd get a dark world glowup
Cool, maybe then I can stop hating myself as much as I do right now

>>>535668486
No. I'm also gonna take control of your daughter and rape kris. Bye

>>535669819
Kris is possessed
Susie is poor
Ralsei didn't know what food was for most his life

>>535669819
Health/nutrition class is taught in hometown. However the problem is that Alphy's teaches it, so it goes about as well as you would expect.

>>535669858
>* Carol is pleased by this development

Can any of the femanons here explain to me why you find spamton attractive? Hes literally the exact opposite of what almost every woman wants in a man. Hes short, poor, untrustworthy, and would stab you in your sleep.

>>535665442
>>535665089

>>535669752
>God this is all exceedingly goofy.
Yeah but like, what you wrote there feels pretty sincere, Anon. The good shit is always a little cheesy or silly. But that's why it's so fucking cool.
Now keep notes of this shit, because this design could become something later on, whether by your own hand or with the aid of another.

>>535669747
like asleep from the smoke or just live ass bees he had in there

>>535670048
Thank you
Also KEK

>>535670125
Nothing clears a room like swarms of stinging bees.

>>535664796
>anon who draws battat a lot
There are two of those anons on the whiteboard and both are probably women from what I can tell

>>535670048
i dont get it

>>535670256
It’s based on a drawing of Judge Holden from Blood Meridian. He’s like a vicious child rapist/murderer/most other things

Imagine if in chapter 5, Sans does a lot with Ralsei to talk about Papyrus for some reason, and how Papyrus even fights. People would expect this to be the set up of Ralsei fighting Sans by being rage baited, a repeat of chapter 4, but instead, Papyrus shows up later as a serious and tragic boss.

>RALSEI… THAT’S YOUR NAME… WHAT WAS MINE SUPPOSED TO BE… DO YOU STILL REMEMBER?

>Cue music
>A Forgotten Man of golden hair and pink eyes opposes you.

Is Gaster the one who drove Jevil and spamton insane, or was that the knight? I wanna say the knight, but seam makes it seem like jevil turning mad was a long time ago while the knight only came in recently.

<3
aw fuck it's 2 am and my brain won't turn off

>>535669752
>Then I want a mask or something, full covering for my face
Based, not enough people are into full masks. I always thought that having a unique mask covering your entire face was the coolest shit.

>>535670372
That means you are having too much fun, stop having so much fun anon

>hometown Facebook forum
>”despite making up 13% of hometowns population, deer monsters make up 50% of all molestations”
>check account
>account based in: the bunker
Well well well

>>535669667
Kris gotten knighted in chapter 3 if you beat the secret boss.

I just saw a picture of red and green dice sat on a table and got horny i'm so fucked

>>535670372
This, but the added effect of my eyes burning in the morning if I spend to much time on my computer last night.

>>535670353
It was Pizzapants aka… MIKE…
Mike is controlling the Knight also.
Gerson rejected Mike because he was a man of faith. And had faith in the Angel despite hating the prophecy.

I wanna sit down Fujo on my lap and play with her cute flat chest and nipples and also sit down Battat on my lap and play with his cute little inverted nipples until they pop

>>535670028
Not a femanon, but I think it’s because he fulfills the “tumblr sexyman” quota, where nobody could look like him in real life and be attractive, but since he’s cartoonish he becomes a sort of “hear me out”

>>535670649
I wonder how she would react to Ralsei and Papyrus.

>>535670028
ugly little thing and i can throw him around like a chewtoy

>>535670048
Awww, how cute! She is smiling!

>>535670452
>50%
What's the other 50%?

>>535670736
Alvin

>>535670736
Bucks

>>535670736
Me

>>535670736
Inanimate objects, surprisingly

>>535670736
Goat monsters

>>535670445
but I think I'm having the exact opposite of fun
>>535670581
aw I'm sorry anon, if you can use eyedrops you may find thera tears helpful

>>535670797
Man, the statistician who had to compile those stats must have been confused as hell.

>>535670028
he triggers the need to protect, nurture, and care for while also changing him for the better. He's also funny, charismatic, and charming. His small size makes it much easier to sympathize with him, making him seem more defenseless.

>>535670904
>but I think I'm having the exact opposite of fun
Nuf?

Holy fucking autism
https://x.com/_Flyingsnake/status/1956794208829755521

>>535670928
Do you feel the same way about sensitive young gamers?

>>535670505
Somehow, I still think it could be worse

>>535670971
I will not be watching this, but I am glad the creators of this are having fun.

>>535670971
he's sans all over again

>>535670928
>he triggers the need to protect, nurture, and care for while also changing him for the better.
And now im reminded I like to listen to asmr rp of women caring for me and loving me while I fall asleep.

>>535667269
I always either pick quick sneaky stabby guys or resilient hitstunning guys, both fit me
a light cloak & dagger that gets thrown off to reveal comically large armor & blade that shouldn't be able to fit under it

>>535670959
how dare you read my mind and type out the exact dumb joke I wrote but decided to delete, get out of my head, it's spooky in there

>>535669752
>>535670397
Actually wait, I want it to be the Comedy/Tragedy masks but each is one half. Or it could be multiple faces ‘mixed together’ or surrounding my head, like multiple masks that can be moved between. Probably a bit much but it’s cool.
>>535670058
Thanks.

>>535670971
>check the comments for reactions to this weird shit
>first thing i see is a link to a massive 87 page google document about some drama shit
honestly cant say im surprised
https://x.com/DerekHi65169007/status/1957009758189126120

>>535670372
I am having too much fun to go to sleep right now, it’s great
>>535670505
You people are fucked

>>535670928
This but with Tenna, except for the short part because he's not

Can anyone draw this scene with Asgore as Kronk, Carol as Yzma, and Ralsei as Kuzco?

>>535670505
You pavlov’ed yourself congrats

>>535671412
I think you can do it, I believe in you.

>>535670505
I would see things that looked vaguely funnel shaped and it made me horny if that makes you feel any better.

this is most of the weird route

>>535671412
Give it a shot anon, you will never change if you never try.

>>535671503
being compared to you doesn't make anyone feel better

>>535671549
Yeah it does, it means no matter how low they go they can't be lower than me with it comes to being horny, except if theyre a pedophile.

>>535671323
Once again I do not get why people can't ever fix shit on their own behind closed doors and instead have to be airing their dirty laundry out for the whole world to see. Unless someone was a predator or did something as reprehensible or something even worse, chances are whatever the fuck they did does not warrant a callout and you're just giving a free soap opera for the rest of the world to watch while eating pop corn.

Why are fat alcoholic mommies never this cute in real life?

>>535671783
Because they don't get laughed at by talking flowers

>>535671783
fur covers up the wrinkles

>>535671783
cus theyre wrinkly and tatted up and are abusive failures in life. Furry women cant hit the wall nearly as hard compared to skinnies.

Why does toriel get replaced with mike wazowski in the omega flowey fight

>>535671945
Damn humans and their being bald

>>535672028
because that screen was in the demo.

>>535672028
Demo intro
and to let you know something is WRONG

>>535671080
I'm sorry...

>>535662278 (OP)
Can someone draw this as weird route Kris

>>535672193
>2017
Wjoa...

>>535672193
guess what

Well that was a fun 2 threads of /utg/ dark world imagining
Can we do this again next week… maybe even tomorrow…?

>>535672541
yeah give it a bit for the creatives to get creative and we'll have activity in no time

>>535672541
I don't think its gonna happen. You don't really plan these sort of things, it just sort of arrives and then leaves shortly after.

>better nerd than berdly
>better weirdo gooner freak than kris
>better goth than catti
>better magic user than ralsei

Is there anything she can't do?

I just woke up. did someone really get a virus from an image yesterday?

>>535672541
i;ll try and keep hopping in when something makes this ticker tick

>>535672776
Kris has a sibling that’s alive

>>535672776
Cure her dads hyper cancer

>>535672868
Cryotherapy
She just needs to get him into a dark world

>>535672807
No I think it was a joke, I would bet an arm that the anon got a crypto miner some other way and the image thing was just used to farm (You)s

>>535672909
Do people really farm engagement? Just be mildly funny

I think thanks to all the theorizing and throwing around of ideas and stuff from everyone and what their dark world selves would look like, I was inspired and have finally gained enough confidence to make myself a self insert dark world OC...

>>535672909
That’s a relief thanks

>>535673082
>goatlizard

>>535673082
>Ralsei kisses and Susie's straight nasty downstairs work at the same time
My god

>>535673113
atta boy or unboy

>>535673082
This is scary

>>535672997
People really do that sometimes because they have nothing funny or creative to ever contribute, they are at the absolute bottom of the barrel

>>535673193
It's basically the old ass cartoon catdog

>>535673257
I know, but catdog also scared me

>>535673082
true depiction of kristopher dreamfellow do not open

>>535673291
Burn that shit down

>>535673387
It's canon though

>>535664696
Do you people ever feel bad for making posts like this?

What if Susie stole Kris's bathing suit in a pool ha ha ha that would be really funny ha ha ha.

>>535673552
If that was actually true, I'd have kris steal Asgore's fucking gun and bring it into chapter 3 just for that

>>535673184
Thanks, I will attempt to draw it. I think it will be kinda cringe but I like it enough to still go through with it.

Imagined Susie laying down on a rock and baking in the sun with the most content look on her face, again
Man that’s a nice mental image

>>535673552
What are you? Some king of shrimp sympathizer?

Now this is fucking EPIC

>>535673786
>Goes outside and flies a mile into the air.

>>535673893
How do you post videos, there’s so much dumb shit I wanna send here

>>535673841
God dammit someone posted a green of Susie basking on a hot rock and I didn't save it.

>>535674010
Newfag-kun...

>>535674069
and on that note goodnight anons. have a good rest of yall's day/night

>>535674010
If its anything like the video you are replying too I hope you never learn how.

TVbros... Tenna is REAL now...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lfEZV4kJhXI

>>535674010
only soundless mp4s and webms neonate-kun

I feel a slight mental breakdown coming and im angry for some reason so heres a pic of temmie after killing a bunch of africans.

>>535674232
this board STILL doesnt allow sound in mp4s?

>>535674114
I’ve been here ages I just never bothered

Togore is a forced meme

>>535674391
I think everyone knows that

buy another ralsei plushie, now.

>>535674058
Just go back a few threads and find it
I actually wrote that but really should’ve waited on posting it, it was a bit messy

>>535673558
It would be so tight itd explode off her body in 2 seconds like that episode of Ed Edd n Eddy

>>535674391
That one artist drawing the super autistic but endearing Togore comics has me sold on him though. Pic related

>>535674069
>As you get closer, you feel the air beating. It's... pushing you away from the fountain. To prevent people from sealing it by flying into it, maybe?
Huh, neat. I never even considered the lords of the ring problem of just flying to where you need to go.

>>535674010
It's a mystery to everyone...

>>535674058
I got you covered Anon

>>535674069
Nice! Would be excited to read more if you continue

>>535674391
Normally I only see people say forced meme when they see something they don't like just to demoralize the poster and it's kinda lost meaning to say but I can agree with you here. It's a meme about brainrot so it has to be forced to catch on like all brainrot memes.

>>535674475
There we go, found it. For some reason I had thought it was the previous thread.
>I actually wrote that but really should’ve waited on posting it, it was a bit messy

Could always touch it up later.

>>535674572
>NOELLE THAT HUMAN DOESN'T HAVE JAUNDICE! THAT'S NOT KRIS!!!! IF YOU DON'T GET THAT HALF BREED MUTT ABORTED IN THE NEXT 5 MINUTES I WILL USE A COAT HANGER MYSELF!

>>535674597
Hah. Thank you, now I feel a little silly making my post the green as well.

>>535674673
Why did your AI spit out undead evil clones of Carol in the background?

>>535674069
glad I stayed up, very nice anon. i too would enjoy seeing more of our entrepreneurial berserker interact with other anon classes.

>>535674760
I tried having pillars of skulls like in the hell stage from mortal kombat 3 with all the bones and it gave me that several times instead.

>>535674760
>>535674845
To add onto this, I just headcanon they're hellhounds she owns or perhaps created with a deal or favor owned from a demon or with science.

>>535674069
Nice work anon, looks like the barbarian already has arrows to sell if he ever comes across someone with a bow. And getting a shadow crystal would be like diamonds and gold, everyone wants that thing!

>>535674496
He looks fucked but something tells me he'll slay more pussy than both Kris and Asriel combined when he's the right age for it. Like he's going to be in a relationship at one point and have a previous girl he dated will call him up to beg for another chance at a relationship, but when he tells her he's seeing somebody else she offers a threesome to sweeten the deal because she wants him that badly. He'd also probably be rich as fuck also, that vibe is dormant inside but I can tell it's there.

>>535674496
Artist name? If there's any more, I wanna see

>>535674741
No problem, and no shame in it. If I was just a little bit slower then you would have beat me to it and then I would be the silly one.

>>535674318
If it did other boards would follow, and /wsg/ would die within days.

>>535674950
so hes adam from oneyplays?

>>535674496
Here is another Togore comic in case you don't have it
>>535675000
Speak of the devil, here is some more.

>>535675070
Oh and that one has the artist's watermark, perfect lol
Wonder why the other didn't have it.

>>535674950
Complete slayer but doesn't even try or think about it all that much.

>>535675000
https://www.tumblr.com/miggsboson/791657801096347649/togore-dreemurr-the-oft-forgotten-middle-child-of

>>535675003
Fair point, either way. Thanks for lending a helping hand.

>>535675070
Oh shit lol

>>535674318
The majority of 4chan should be silent, it is better being primarily text and image based. Add sound and who knows what would happen to the 4chan ecosystem

>>535674496
this.
At first I thought it was a forced meme and it was dumb but ever since I saw this I just fully accept Togore as a canon character who acts exactly like this and is just the best

>>535674318
porn boards are allowed to have videos with sound since they're more civilized than blue boards, which i find extremely funny.

>>535675064
That guy is mentally retarded from too much drug use, Togore would make it with harnessed autsim alone.

>>535675125
What the fuck is Kris doing back there? Did he just rip his SOUL aout and put it back in? It would explain why he is kneeling.

>>535675239
It's Kris.
He is just doing his own thing....
After dinner he will just get out and dissapear for the next 4 hours then come back so don't think about it too hard.

I have never expected Pizzapants to actually be the ultimate villain of Deltarune.
Whose jealously over Asriel and Gaster causes reality itself to shift to complete and utter darkness.

>>535674431
>cries

>>535674232
>>535674318
I was still shocked when I came back after two years and found mp4s on 4chan.

>>535675539
And they STILL don't allow webp

>>535675539
it literally happened after the hack since 8ch allowed mp4s

>>535675539
Wait, you can upload mp4s now???

>>535675696
Yeah, the future is now!

>>535664696
Spamton having a bunch of baby puppets!
Spamton not knowing how he’s gonna take care of them all since he’s a homeless mentally ill druggie who can’t even take care of himself!
Spamton trying his best anyway and having a bunch of tiny spamlings!

THIS

IS NOW

OFFICIALLY

A GOON THREAD!

POST KRIS (MALE) GETTING

RAILED IN THE ASS AND HAVING

UNCONTROLLABLE PROSTATE ORGASMS!

>>535675837
He could just eat them, that is always an option.

>>535675885
No

>>535675612
yeah, but webp suck fat balls.

>>535675885
>

HOLD IT!!!

You're telling me that I've been going around turning my fucking mp4 files into audioless webms this whole time when i could have jusT BEEN POSTING AUDIOLESS MP4S IN THIS FUCKING WEBSITE?????
WHY WHY WHY WEBMS ARE WORTHLESS NOW UGHHHHH

>>535674597
>>535674623
You know what, I wrote this just now. For us.
>Kris doesn’t get how Susie can stand this heat and constant sun, even if she is a lizard-monster
>They’re absolutely soaked in sweat even if they sit in the shade or AC
>Meanwhile Susie gets to lay out in the sun and has the most content smile on her face
>No one in all of Hometown was happier than her that summer
>Watching her lay there did make Kris a little curious about something, however
>What did her ears look like and where were they?
>They slowly approached Susie and she didn’t move an inch
>She still didn’t respond as Kris started to slowly push her hair back, searching
>They were careful to not directly brush their fingers against her, but suddenly she stirred
>The soft “mmm” she let out made them stop and check if she was aware of what they were doing, but she was still out of it
>Pushing it further back, they noted how her hair covered more than they expected
>But eventually they found her ‘ears’
>There was a tiny hole that rested slightly above and behind where her mouth ended (started?), like an actual lizard
>It was a bit strange to see
>“Mmm… what’re you doing…?”
>She yawned but still didn’t open her eyes
>Kris thought about sticking their finger in her ear hole as a joke
>But with how peaceful she was right now, it would probably be best to let her rest
>She might bite their arm off if they interrupted her basking in the sun
>They could still tease her about it later

>>535676068
To be fair, it is a relatively recent addition so no one can blame you for thinking that webm was still the go to. Hell I thought it was still webm only until I saw a .mp4 next to a file name.

>>535675214
Idk why everyone talks in this weird "hood" dialect nowadays.

>>535675901
but he loves them

I hate smelly feel but honestly, I wanna smell queens feet. I firmly believe they would smell really nice.

>you can't just post old memes!
>this is madness!
madness?
THIS! IS! SPARTA!

>>535675885
best i can do

>>535676189
It can be mildly funny in memes but I genuinely hear people talking like this irl

>>535676189
Tiktok usage at a young age influences the vocabulary of our youth. Blame the parents.

>>535676189
Rap influence combined with black people still being considered masculine even if theyre leftist while leftist men are typically not masculine. And no im not a right winger before you think im some weird /pol/ schizo.

>>535676227
ima firin my lazor!

>>535676147
Susie and Kris heat dynamics

>>535676341
all you're base are belong to us

>>535674230
I’m going to watch this with the deliberate delusional mindset that he’s actually real

>>535676227
NO, THIS IS RALSEI!

>>535676409
Very nice

>>535670971
This is fucking awesome I’m genuinely going to love this. I miss the era of the internet where we put crazy effort into niche autistic shit and this is like a shot of heroin into the nostalgia receptors

>>535676415
Noelle would be the type of girl to have nyan cat 10 hours playing as she did her group project with berdly.

>>535676341
I never taught Ralsie icebeam.

Togore looks like he lives in the crawlspace.

>>535676640
If Ralsei was a pokemon he would be an HM slave

>>535663683
I do this purely to get to mindbreak Spamton. The spoid is just my means of getting to him.

MUH DESS > any new genuine friendship Kris makes

>>535676228
hot

>>535676708
he can hover and turn into a surfboard so you can teach him fly

>>535676708
Ralsie would be the one chancy you keep for softboil to heal the team without potions

>>535676720
>mindbreak Spamton
Didn't Friend/Gaster beat you to the punch on that one?

>>535676743
He keeps acting up I'm gonna huck is fucking phone in the lake.

>>535676720
>Mindbreaking this
Good luck, I guess.

>>535676850
Artist source for this?

>>535676850
that's just the stargate sequence from space odyssey

>>535677150
That’s ok ralsie

>>535677234
The december family are fighting for kris's right to fuck Noelle and kris joined in.

>>535676743
Krismas Kristofer Krisperdrawer "Throwing the fight to simp for the knight" Deltarune-Dreemurr's going to receive the ass-kicking of a lifetime when we finally blow the lid off his fuckery.

>>535676173
Source?

>>535677451
Vs. Susie reprise but Susie using the soul against Kris

>>535677690
Would we harm Susie due to an excessive amount of determination?

>>535677690
I will gladly help Susie beat Kris's ass.

>>535677451
*her