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>>535681387 (OP)
Asking for it.

This is the run right here. I'm feeling it

please do not lewd my daughter

SEX WITH HORSES

>>535681387 (OP)
I will make love to my retarddaughterwife

Remember to use protection before having sex with horses.
Impregnating your horse mid-career would be terrible for her reputation.

trackwear with black thigh highs is the sexiest outfit in the game

If a trainer doesn't take care of his trainees needs then they will find another way

Jesus last thread was like battlefield 6

>>535681543
I GOT AAAA BIG FUCKING TANK UP NORTH

>>535681543
Where my $20/month F2P umabros at?

So what's the parent unique lineup for the next long CM looking like anyways? Still just Red Shift/Shooting, or something different like Nemesis?

CM Open league test room
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>>535681543
"he" was "strong"

>>535681525
For me, it's black pantyhose with shorts. Only Tachyon does it from the girls I have though...

Your "package" "came" in "the mail"

F2p
Paypiggy
Bundles
Tachyon
Pokke
Cafe
Carats
Disposable income

>>535681525
>>535681626
BASED

>>535681680
i need her so much

>>535681543
i looked inside and couldn't find any aimbotting trannies though?

100 people borrowed my Uma and I didn't get anything for it. Fuck all of you lying niggers.

>>535681725
Are you Candice?

F2Ps what are we saving for right now?

>>535681725
"we" got "a lot" from "your" "uma"

Why do people think Tamamo Cross is cool? She tries too hard it's cringe. Real coolness comes naturally like Oguri Cap.

>>535681725
>100 people borrowed my Uma
Imagine raising a uma only to have her used by every trainer that glances her way.

fuck of kengan schizos

Silly little creatures

>>535681756
Oguri Cap is boring.

when is the next autistic uma dropping?

>>535681756
I don't know about either of those weirdos. I think Narita Brian is cool.

>>535681790
Which uma makes you react like this?

>>535681772
I get CP and you get a hag. Sounds worth it to me.

oguri cap more like oguri crap hehe

>>535681879
gottem

>>535681854
Dream Journey

>>535681819
>if banner is moved
>so maybe it'll be skipped
none of these things will happen

if i stop spending that makes me f2p actually. In subscription services i immediately become free to play once i stop subbing.
So yeah monthly pack buyers are safe because those refresh every month. If you buy the carot packs its a different story because its permanent.

>>535681612
>>535681657
>>535681750
AAAAIIIIEEEEE GO AWAY GO AWAY GO AWAY IT'S NOT EVEN WEDNESDAY YET STOP SPREADING THAT VIRUS HERE

>>535681543
Last thread had its peak when a retard tried to argue you can be f2p and pay money and it wouldn't count because you're not spending enough.
I've seen some dumb shit, but that was amusingly stupid, genuine 0 wit trainer moment

>>535681749
idols and prozzies in jp and some home remodeling.
>>535681819
if you can't mlb a support it's worthless. this is just cope.

>>535681923
I'm trans btw If that matters

>>535681749
Hopefully the gibs plus my monthly F2P package will be enough to double spark on the free choice trainee banner. I might F2P the starter packs if I'm just a little short on carats by the end of that banner though.

>>535681603
CM test Bump
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>>535681868
You get what

>>535681915
>Dream Journey
>Manhattan Cafe
What do they have in common? And why do they activate my almonds

Could you imagine being poor?

OGURI DIDN'T LOSE!!! SHE FOUGHT TO THE END! SHE ALMOST BEAT TAMAMO CROSS TO THE END! YOU'RE THE ONES WHO LOST! IT'S OGURI WHO WON!

https://youtu.be/_kKNR8tbwK0?list=RD_kKNR8tbwK0&t=458 [Embed]
The announcer is the unsung hero of this franchise.

She was amazing too in the pretty derby anime, but if you make the atmosphere serious like the video above the hype level is off the chart.

>>535681879
>>535681891
stoop it...

>>535681990
bwo specify that it's the cuck league, I doubt anybody here even has a cuck league team.

I'm so hungry...

>>535681602
Uniques are a low priority for CM2 parents, but Rudolf, Oguri and Teio are decent.

>>535682093
Anon...

>>535681819
Reading this again now I’m glad I was skeptical of jp players. They’re always full of fucking shit.

>>535681915
>womanlet
>frail
>not a yume-pandering design
>somehow popular with women
This hurts my brain.

The creator of a new history
Say her fucking name.

>>535682041
there's a season two, and the end has already been leaked.

>>535682093
peak

>>535682087
Damn /uma/ is a whale general?
Any f2ps here? Please join
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Post your CM teams!

>>535682117
>it released
Naisu

>>535682095
Basashi

Tore-chan~

>>535681749
Currently my plan is to save for: Rice/Riko banner(200), Matikanefukukitaru banner (150+50 free), All Spark Banner (200). After that, Light Hello is the next target.
It's unfortunate that I'll have around 45k for the banner where you can spark any horse, would be nice to be able to do 400 pulls.

>70k new niggers are about to enter class 6 potentially dropping the floor down to 400k
Grim times ahead.

I hate Dia.
I seriously fucking hate her.

>>535682152
Uma musume is an information game
Spread misinformation to ensure your advantage

i'm going to make my own uma musume with american horses, like the one that killed mr hands and the dlc from oblivion.

>>535682347
are those whiskers

Are trainers allowed to force umas to get breast reductions? These whores aren't taking their careers very seriously.

>>535682365
Misinformation is never spread here

>>535682210
Not a whale gen but the people that join CM lobbies have been pracitcing and building their team for weeks. It's not that hard to get a good A+ Uma for CM.

>>535682335
>where you can spark any horse
Anything from all the horses released? That sounds crazy good

>>535682403
Nope, never

why are they so freaky?

>>535681756
She gets played for laughs a lot because she's a little Kansai gremlin but she's pretty cool in her own way, obviously different from the silent cool guy that Oguri is.
I really tried to like Oguri but she's kinda boring, I much prefer Tam Tam. Oguri can be fun when there are other umas bouncing off of her persona but Tam is just fun even if she's all by herself.

>>535682217
no, i'll get bullied...

>>535682457
Yes, all horses released up to that point, it's the best banner in the history of the game and only happens once.

>>535681719
I believe this is the same case as the "whether the dress was blue and black, or white and gold". Both have sides that just believe they are correct regardless of anything brought to the table.

>>535682418
What people already unlocked potential 5 for weeks?
>>535681603
>>535681990
Lmao Nice Nature actually won

>>535682493
>2 summer races
>arima kinen
I hate this retard

>>535682542
eishin paizuri and then sex

>>535682546
When is this?

>>535682418
The best I have as a F2P is 11.2k on my ace. I would kill to have Taiki/Maru/3* Ryan because holy shit ace farming is killing my mental from failed inspirations.

>>535682159
>"peaks" against plumbers and milkmen
"The Modern Rudolf" Almond Fraud

>>535681719
Kek that guy got him good.

>>535682576
That’s 2 seconds off an actual time

>>535682159
oh it's the mare that ran away and got overshadowed by Enable lol

>>535682576
Congratulations to EVIL Nature

>>535681756
a mad little short queen is kinda based, no?

I can never understand the design goal behind 3 borrows a day with no way to replenish what so ever

>>535682493
*clap*clap*

>>535682637
I don't care for Almond but at least keep it real with Nishino Urara or Arima Kinen 2019

Uma songs that aren't so idolshit?

I was looking at uma picture and fell in love with this teenage boy because I am a faggot, when does he come out

>>535682734
I don’t see summer maruzen

Digitan LOVE

>>535682775
Centuries - Fall Out Boy

>>535682736
To help you out when you start but force you to get some of your own good umas if you want to grind hardcore

>>535682775
Ms VICTORIA
Legend Changer
夢疾風(though this one is a solo)

>>535682576
>>535682719
>evil nature won
Open League is so fucking embarassing

1 last test for CM Open League B and Below
Real Free to plays are welcome here
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>>535682789
It doesn't list the variety, only the base horse, which is why many are listed twice.

>>535682785
Fucking NEVER

15 MINUTE PVP RESET WARNING

>>535682020
>>535682542
Meine pferdefrau...

>>535682546
>and only happens once.
But why, wouldn't this make them a lot of money? Or are JPniggers so desperate they will shell out thousands for 0.15% chances after that banner expires?

>>535682785
>when does he come out
You might want to sit down for this one Goldbro...

>>535682924
thanks gwo

>>535682785
another disgusting uma drawn as a boy to turn the playerbase gay

>>535682820
Digitan ZOOM

>>535682929
probably because devs realized people wouldn't want to summon on individual banners anymore nowadays in jp at best you get a 4 uma featured banner and just recently they got one featuring 6

>>535682929
It would make rolling on other horse banners questionable unless you're a whale, you'd just save for the next banner where you can pick any horse you want.

>>535682785
I wish she had a better design
Her Kino no Tabi at home design just doesn't click with me

>>535682979
>to turn the playerbase gay
does he know?

>>535683038
manslut

>>535682883
Baki was a mistake

>>535682886
1 last set of 3
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>>535682785
not into scat

>>535682734
6 months is enough for 45k worth of gibs, right?

Bro looks more like girlfriend material to me

Spe wife

>random tachyon run
Damn if only I had a borrow for the stamina spark and medium S hit.

Has anyone checked their testosterone levels since playing this game?

bro job ....

>>535682159
stay
goldu

>>535683163
Yeah, you'll get around 80k, assuming good carat income from TT, CM and club.

>>535682297
>>535683247
I am going to rape this little whore's little mouth

>>535683019
>>535683034
But the rates on the standard banner are so abysmal that you are essentially forced to spend 30K carats for it. You at least have a small chance to save by them dropping early on time limited banners. So the smart move is still to pull on limited banners.

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>>535682886
Thanks for participating guys
What a nice run
Wish you guys the best on whatever league you guys choose

Bwos I don't think I can finish Gold Ship's win 500+ races mission... I only have 189 so far...

>>535683247
>Kisses you

>>535683423
I thought my hastly put together Tachyon had a chance until the All-Seeing Eyes from the other Nice Nature proc'd. Oh well.

>>535683379
The big difference is that normal banners give you their featured characters after 70 pulls on average and getting duplicates isn't that desirable, so if you just pull until you get what you want, you end up with a bunch of wasted clovers. The banner that lets you spark any horse guarantees a non-duplicate horse that you want with every 200 pulls, in addition to the random chance for getting other good pulls.

>>535681602
ofc Red Shift/Shooting.
now that you saw how powerful these were, I wonder why you even need to ask about that.

oh so "power is important" was gaslighting

>>535683450
oh my goodness

>>535683564
are you retarded or just intentionally spreading misinformation? those two uniques are completely useless in CM2

This is why Crown is the superior Satono

>>535682929
Imagine being a nip and seeing that your favorite character (Urara) got a skin and with the way this game works 99% of characters are likely to just get 1 skin and that is it, either you spark for that or you will basically never get it. But you likely do not have a spark ready yet so you paypig for it. 7 DAYS LATER, cygames pulls up a banner with 46 umas rate up including that urara skin you just dumped 200$ into.
Now, of course, all this could be solved if Cygames announced these mass spark banners in advance so nobody would get scammed... yeah. they aint gonna do that

>>535683531
You're still getting the "random chance for other good pulls" on character banners, plus you're not wasting tends of thousands on carats to get the horse you actually want, meaning tends of thousands saved for an emergency spark on the next banner. Your logic is ass, dude.

>>535681602
Acceleration isn't nearly as important in the next CM. Encroaching Shadow is good (Taishin only). But in general high distance longs are far more of an endurance and stat check than medium.

>>535683608
No it wasn't

mlem

>>535683735
Ok Mr. "tends of thousands", your logic is clearly superior.

>>535683745
yes it is
if you are blocked, you are blocked
and accel doesnt matter as long as you have enough stamina

>>535683423
Just watched the race. Close one, I think I can do decent in open league

>>535683531
When does it come out? Would I have 150k by then?

>emergency spark
>when we know the whole roadmap for 4 years
where are these people coming from?

Do I care about league? Tell me why I should care when there's about a million nerds who will actually complete 500 career wins for the goldship event?
These are the people you're up against.

>>535683564
>>535681602
(lol)

>>535683885
>muh sim
sim lies

>>535683379
Cygames banner rates are dogshit
Even in grub(uma's predecessor), people skipped the summer banners and waited until the all-you-can-spark banner where you can spark all of them
To no one's surprise, they discontinued those banners in grub too, just like how they never repeated the all-you-can-spark in uma

since neo confirmed Uma is like fate where everything is an alternate timeline and aslo canon, i want a remake of Gold Ship's competing days just so i can see Gentildonna tackle her and fail to even phase her as the irl Gold Ship was a beast who tanked that then won

>>535683850
Please scroll up. Free carat income until it comes out is roughly 80k.

>>535683696
So they aren't running it again because of backlash?
I mean fuck it's a gacha game what do people expect?

>>535683841
Thats why I keep recommending open league for those with uma with good stats that somehow choked with clocks ended up being useful

>>535683696
>7 DAYS LATER, cygames pulls up a banner with 46 umas rate up
You don't get rate up on the banner.

Syo what, the plan is now to skip Christmas Oguri and just roll her on the all you can spark banner?

>>535681387 (OP)
Holy based

....................
Are we all just assuming they are gonna give the all-spark banner to Global like they did in JP?

>>535681749
Hishi Amazon
I'm tempted to roll on Smart Falcon but gibs has really slowed down so have to be patient.

>>535684000
my plan is to get hishi amazon and have sex with her

>>535684000
>All you can spark banner est. Oct 2025
>Oguri Cap banner est. Jan 2026
lol

>>535683941
6 months with good income = 80k?

>>535683625
but anon, now everyone already knows how OP maruzen is.
so unfortunately, you cant deceive anyone anymore!!

>>535683807
No it wasn't

>>535683804
Tens of thousans* but good on your for relying on passive aggressive snark in a shitty attempt to avoid having to actually make a point. Phew, you'd have been in quite the pickle if not for that typo.

>>535683921
>just like how they never repeated the all-you-can-spark in uma
Not exactly an all you can spark but they still do lots of uma rate up/sparkable banners. In fact they're having one right now, dumb kot.

>>535681954
>Tachyon wins race fater race by huge lengths
>Inspires umas to push their limits
The disease is spreading...

no 3* spark but maybe kinda okay?

>>535684000
The spark banner is actually a bait for the majority of players. You'd save more currency if you have more than 1 desired uma rolling on w/e uma specific banners you want.
The spark banner is good if you only want one specific uma or are a whale doing multiple sparks.

>>535684089
No, Christmas Oguri comes out 4 banners before the one where you can spark all horses.
>>535684118
Yes, but that takes into account all the events and free stuff too.

>>535684142
>no 120k saved up
bricknon chads....

>people sexualize diamond
>but not kitasan
?
They're both semen demons though

who is the most "potential uma" of all the umas?

>>535684142
>It's not an all you can spark but [cope]
retard

>>535683941
You're counting carats from before today assuming nobody spent any carats from the gibs until now. 80k is the total between launch up until then, not from now until then.

>>535684209
Kitasan is a dyke

>>535683531
>The big difference is that normal banners give you their featured characters after 70 pulls on average
You only have a 40% chance after 70 pulls assuming a 0.75% chance which as far as I can tell is what all the banners use for featured characters. Try 93 pulls to get an overall 50/50 chance and by 200 pulls it's 77% to appear naturally.

So what's up with the JP threads?
is it just a few schizos who think they're being ""elite"" by making a thread exclusive for JP?

I'm tired of waiting for this CM to start. Fuck this cocktease 3 day wait casual shitter pandering bullshit, I'm quitting the game.

This has gotta be good enough right?

>>535684072
If they went out of their way to not give us any QOL features but took away that banner then I'd quit this game in a heartbeat, no humiliation ritual for me.

CM room, I think. I'm dumb
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>>535683531
Average is a bit meaningless since you don't need multiple copies. It's 92 rolls for 50 percent chance not 70.

>>535683531
>just get lucky bwo

>>535684209
Dia is for (you) that's why.

>>535684210
haru potentially could have been infinitely better by winning a single race
>>535684209
i sexualize every single uma

>>535684278
It's just one schizo who got kicked out of divegrass team management and thought he could get to manage another one if there is an umaJP split general.

>>535684296
>non-standard distance
This CM is 2400m

>>535684089
>>All you can spark banner est. Oct 2025
Huh? >>535682734

>>535684296
>rainy
>summer
>non-standard

>>535684187
all medium sparks plus that combo of ults is really good even though the blues aren't perfect. congrats

there is only one kind of uma I do not lewd
and that is the boring ones
like Kita

>>535684296
3 of those greens will never activate for this cm

>>535684296
>non-standard
>summer
>med A
>uncapped speed
she is not surviving the spring, but you might luck into some horrible players, i dunno

People aren't ready for my Turf Falcon.

>>535684428
Shirly they were just spending up their points and had fuck all else relevant to CM specifically?

>>535684296
>non standard distance
>summer runner
>rainy days
>sacrificed Firm Conditions (O)
Yes this is perfect for bizarro world CM.

>>535684209
Some anons here will sexualize literal washboards, just say you want more Kitasan for your edging sessh bro

>>535684368
That somehow sounds even more pathetic than what i expected.
literally why even care that much about a nothing burger fan tournament in modded fifa?

>>535684238
That's not correct. I calculated my expected carat income from today. I included all events, missions, CM, club, story and TT (not daily carats since I'm assuming I will also spend carats to do careers). The total I get to at 6 February is +80k, but that's obviously an approximation, since some income like CM can fluctuate.

>>535684320
>he hasn't done his 7 hours of prayer reps to Shiraoki-sama today for the continuation of great fortune
Bricked

>Have to wait extra 6 days before rolling Summer Maru because of the paid banner coming out
Why cygames do this?

>>535684314
it's supposed to be 9 people not 18 people newcutie

>>535684473
Okay metanigger

How do I train an S rank uma as a F2P
No MLB Kitasan

>>535683531
>so if you just pull until you get what you want, you end up with a bunch of wasted clovers
No, what you actually end up with is 19500 carats towards sparking the next banner, you dumb fuck.

i buy carats just so i can do 50 carat daily pulls
that is my reason for playing umamusume

THE GOAT

>>535684561
you don't

>>535684491
>ask why they wouldn't rerun a banner that would be a big money maker
>u r saying it's bad?
????

>>535684586
scammed

>>535684561
wait a year or do a kyoani

>>535684278
Started by a schizo but that guy is usually banned and it's now mostly pre-global vets who sometimes crosspost here.
Their events, banners and game are completely different from uma global so why not? /uma/ can also be obnoxious and fast at times while jp is more laid back, also has more keiba talk, I like 'em.

>>535684654
you can never scam someone who enjoys gambling for the sake of it

>watch video of satano diamond competing in arc de triomphe
>one jp comment said diamond and noblesse are in dead heat at the very back
bros, my wife is a jobber

>>535684507
>running calculations based on everyone being in an SS club and making 1st place in ranked CMs
lol
lmao

>>535684561
>No MLB Kitasan
Borrow one then

>rudolf's skill unbricked my Golshi
holy fuck was it really all she needed to fucking win?

>>535684591
She never got Tether, but otherwise this is the best Spiteful Nature in my armory.

did anon upload the shoah'd uma musume rule34 from pixiv yet?

>>535684718
What would you consider a reasonable amount to make from TT and CM? Add that to ez 270/week from dailies and logins and that's your answer

>>535684718
No, I calculated with 1800 carats club income (that's A+) and 1500 average CM income (after buffed rewards that's 2nd place).

>>535684591
Best housewife

Umas and their irl achievements
potential spoiler

how are the racing teams allowing cygames to rig the umas and create obvious bias among the trainees?

>>535684685
That's why they are elitists who let the gaslighters spread misinfo in this place.

>>535684000
All you can spark is for whales or people who didn't have 30k when banner for uma they wanted ran.

I WANNA MAKE TICKET INTO A DERBY WINNER IN CAREER BUT IT IS SO HARD

I'm not really losing much simply by spending optional turns on any G1 race i can enter right? You get a good amount of skillpoints and spark chances while not really compromising much on training turns? It's when you enter several G2s or lower that things get a bit unbalanced right?

>>535684685
i just think it'll be worthless once global fully catches up to JP (or is atleast a month or two behind)
it'd basically just be two generals for the exact same game
but i suppose we'll deal with it when the time comes

laisu........ baka

>>535684858
>>535684990
neat

Ikuno more like Icuteno

>>535684946
leave haru urara to me

>>535684946
What is the context of this super saiyan urara?

>>535684946
You're worrying about something that might happen in 3, maybe 4 years from now
We'll cross that bridge when we get there

>>535684940
for parents and grandparents, you want to run as many g1's as possible while still hitting your 600/1100 stat goals. for your aces, run as few races as possible while still being able to buy all your best skills

>>535684858
>Brocade
What a name

I am perhaps the only JPfag still remaining in this place.

>>535684990

>>535685030
credit to @dyuray123 on xitter

>>535685068
you stepped on a dirt track

>>535681387 (OP)
Urara sexo

>first resting of the career
>night owl
sigh

Middle schoolers should not look like this.

Let's gooo the hopeful ACK-

>>535685087
there must had not been that many of you to begin with right?

Did you make it?

>>535685194
>he fell for the front chaser meme

>>535684858
1988 looks like it was a real banger, also give me Miho Shinzan you fucks
>>535684946
I get it, but it will take us until 2028 to catch up even to the current state of jp so it's nothing to worry about for a long time

>>535681424
You don't need that much speed that early, you'll just under her main skill unusable. Actually you don't even need three speed supports.

>>535685187
nice chests but a touch too chubby everywhere else

>>535684858
>>535684990
I noticed something. None of the uma we have right now won hopeful stakes.

>>535685194
Why is it always 13th specifically

>>535685214
It's hard to keep count ever since nip moot removed IP count.

McQueen has been eating cake again...

>>535681387 (OP)
Begging

>>535685071
>We'll cross that bridge when we get there
yeah that's basically what i said at the end.
i guess it's something that won't matter until half a decade from now

>>535685218
Should get promoted to class 6

>>535685187
Made for breeding.

>post about being F2P
>/uma/ loses their minds
>ask a question about a banner
>/uma/ loses their minds again
Guess I should just stop posting...

>>535685328
Damn dude when do we get Maurice in this game?
I love it when they just get a normal English name.

>>535684190
It's not. Doing 100 rolls for the rate up and then letting the unfinished spark is worse than sparking on the NY banner and getting 7~8 other rare umas.

>>535681387 (OP)
URARA IS A 29 YEAR VIRGIN MARE
MARES ARE RARELY VIRGIN AFTER 4 YEARS OF AGE
URARA IS THE ONLY PURE HONSE

>>535685187
Fuck Satono
Rape Kita

>>535685307
Yutaka Take is one of the best Jap jockeys to ever do it, he has won basically everything and more but he's yet to win Hopeful Stakes and he's almost 60.
The curse is very real.

>>535685260
>Actually you don't even need three speed supports
lol what? You're lucky to break 1100 with 4 supports, you want him to run two?

>get S medium but no maestro and gourmand
>get gourmand and maestro but no S medium
CYGAAAAAAAAAAAAMES

>>535685538
dont quit now

>>535685480
rice shower too (lmao)

>>535685218
Will be retained in c5.
I need to finish my dirt team

>>535685538
Sounds like you need to hydrate more

>>535685483
This shit is just disfigurement

>>535685483
Marry Dia
Kita can watch

>>535685071
>We'll cross that bridge when we get there
I think you mean you're putting the cart in front of the horse

>>535685307
they just aren't listed in that picture
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hopeful_Stakes_(Japan)

>>535685106
>Large block of the Overlord of Century's End
>Could have been a tiny bit bigger if not for Meisho Doto

haru urara, rice shower, tokai teio
fuck marry kill

>>535685187
Yes they should

Make who you like winners.

>>535685531
Every jocky is built like a twink

>>535685738
Marry Teio
Fuck Urara
Kill Rice

>>535685738
>Haru Urara
Fuck
>Rice Shower
Marry
>Tokai Teio
Kill

>>535685738
Pass

>>535685106
*rapes you*

>>535685738
fuck teio
marry rice
kill urara

umamusume is a paizuri game

>>535685307
Tachyon...

>>535681387 (OP)
Artist?

oguri

Was this shot necessary?

>>535684990
>horse of the year
>el condor pasa
speCHUDS not like this.....

>>535685738
marry urara
fuck rice
kill teio

>>535685920
It's in the manga.

>>535685359
Time for diet.

>>535681749
Tamamo
Inori

Support Card, Leave Luck to Heaven cause those need to be MLB 2 at least so im not saving fucking 90K Carats.

>>535685925
What part of EL NUMERO UNO you didnt get?

>>535685912
Fat fuck

>>535685738
Marry Eishin
Fuck Brian
Kill Kita

>>535685106
Agnes Digital is really all over the place kek

>>535685920
Yes. It's to showcase how evil Rudolf is, to the point that she was getting off to the idea of ruining Kitahara's hopes and dreams as she takes Oguri away from him

>>535685840
Man FTM Opera is the character I dislike the most.

How do I unlock this scenario?

>finally my First Hot spring tix
>it's Rudolf
aieeeeeeeeeeee it should've been Daiwa instead of this hag

>>535685218
Yeah and I am looking forward to get demoted again next week

Besides the obvious
>Medium A
How would you rate this Rice?

>>535685909
You don't want to know

>>535686137
How do I unlock you door?

>>535686143
Daiwa is very soft

>>535684858
>gold city in fillies
>male horse
My trans icon :)

>>535685106
I see alot of nips are praising Cygames for giving 2005-2006 mares the attention and praises they deserved in main story chapter 2, because during those years Deep Impact stole all the spotlight

>>535686164
3 gold stam is overkill

>>535685106
The guy put Buena Vista in 2002 Oka Sho by a mistake
>>535686105
She is a 変態 after all

>>535686143
How could you not love your emperor?

Should i use my launch ticket or wait to see who else is added? Does anyone know if Hishi Amazon is added?

>>535686291
white haired hag

symboli rudolf driving an 80's group b rally car.

>>535686291
She looks like a man.

>>535681525
BASED

>>535686291
not daiwa
no care

>>535685738
Marry Raisu
Cripple Teio
(mercy) Kill Urara

>>535685187
>>535685483
THESE ARE COWS!!!

>>535686143
>not getting both
skill issue

>>535686137
>male horses
what a waste of a design

>>535686110
Rudolf has the proper looks and voice to be a dominatrix. But she spends her time being joker.

>>535686319
No reason to wait, Make Debut tickets have a fixed pool anyway. The only reason to wait with picking with the voucher is if you're planning on rolling for horses soon and don't want a duplicate.

>>535686291
>undefeated g1 career
>lol I'm going to be a moody bitch at the end of my career
yeah naw, fuck the emperor

>>535685468
>Liberty Island sweep

>>535686143
at least you aren't me, i got bakushin and then gold ship. havent got any others

>>535686468
Can you blame her? She's waiting for an uma who can be as good as her but nobody is up to the job.

>>535686402
Male horses make best wife umas. Women mogged by men even in being wives, across dimensions and species.

Urara, you're japanese, you HAVE to study Kanji

>>535684561
>How do I train an S rank uma as a F2P
> No MLB Kitasan
Step 1
You Borrow a MLB Kitasan Black
Step 2
You Dont cause Your base line for S rank UMA is 5 MLB Cards and 2 9* Parents.

Both can be archieved a F2P BUT Not currently

>>535686350
>Only cares about Diawa
>Runs horses that aren't Diawa
Really makes you think

nobody loses won races more than mcqueen, best stats in all 5 catagories? 8th. 5th. 2nd iT lOOks LikE sHe wAS StuCk in TraFIc

>>535686559
>Block your path

>>535686619
Not Estelle, I don't care. What's so hard to understand? English second language?

>>535686698
>Dominant
>Proud
>Uses physical force all the time
She's the husband in the relationship and you are the wife, trainer-kun.

>>535686105
Agnes Digital should be the real undisputed Japanese horse GOAT. If your uma can only win in one type of track, and can only win in home country, not taking any stakes, then i'm afraid they're not goat, just horses...

>>535686450
I meant the selector, the voucher, i noticed they added Taikin Shuttle after her banner ended

>>535686796
Wrong

>>535686291
she only raced against plumber, in football terms, she's like Pele

>>535686827
Taiki Shuttle was always in the original Make Debut roster.

>>535686086
But suuuper cute

If you post lewds of your uma wife in these threads you're technically whoring her to every nerd posting and lurking in here.

>>535686105
>>535686810
No matter where digital races, there are umas all around. Digital is fueled by uma smell. She is takeshi.

>>535686137
Tazuna looks like THAT?!

>>535687001
>You share your trained umas for breeding to random strangers in exchange for currency
Uma musume is a prostitution game

>>535686137
Tazuna sweep

Reading the timeline pictures above really makes pretty derby cast confusing.
We got the cast from 1991, 1999, 2009, 2014 in one club right from the start.
At least they should've let the member joined later or something. On top of that the "Beginning of a new era" movie also went back in year too.

>>535686796
She grooms you to be her ideal male and is visibly satisfied when she sees you taking charge, bro.
The canon pants in the relationship uma is undeniably Sirius, but even then that just invites correction in some circles.

>>535686105
>"damn, we're kinda running low on money, send digital to race, ANY race"

>>535686260
2400m pace chaser needs 1100 stam
I have 16.5% heals but 2x perfectly built nice natures drain 16%.
If anything I need a 4th gold. to make up the difference.

>>535687062
fuck off /u/tard

>>535687273
But that is clearly yaoi?

>>535687205
>"Got it Chief, Sending Digital to Hong Kong Cup"

>>535686923
Oh, then who's the best to pick? Rudolf?
I got Oguri and Spe

>>535687362
Maruzensky or Rudolf for gameplay reasons, otherwise just pick who you like

>get 3 gold recovery skills on gold ship
shiet... should i just try to build her for 3200m instead?

>>535686105
Yeah, especially all over torena

anyone else clop to the umas?

What is he trying to get me to waste my SP on

>>535685106
Black text on white background means foreign uma right?
2005 must be depressing for japan then.

>>535686562
Urara is a legitimate retard. She complains about difficult homework and you help her with it by telling her to make it into a song, only for the "difficult homework" to be remembering that 1+1 is 2.

>>535681719
qrd?
calling out trannies is bassed

>>535687541
why is she at tracen then?

>>535682981
>japanese humor

mambo

>>535685468
damn what did they feed the fillies in 2020

back off Teio I have coffee

Does anyone have the deck for an evil ass Nature?

>>535687541
Symboli "Don't underestimate the Central" Rudolf....

>>535687475
No but I sometimes fantasise about pleasuring an actual mare until multiple orgasms and then snuggling up to her and going for a nice afternoon nap nap under the sun as she lays there in the field basking in the afterglow.

So the plan for horses is to roll for Summer Maruzensky and then save everything until the "you can spark everyone" banner?
I guess you can survive with skipping XOguri and just sparking her from the anni banner since it's only one month away, but 5ish months without Summer Maru sounds like hell

>>535687652
everyone loves her, literally just that

>>535682336
Easy carats
Means I can continue to neglect my TT teams for a while

i think i like special chud

>>535687984
Why do you need summer Maru? Is she OP?
From the webms I've seen her thighs get nerfed on the swimsuit, and I love her thighs.

>>535687649
its crazy how teio gets drawn like a girl in some fanart but in game and official art they are clearly a boy.

>>535687920
R : Rudolf
SR : Air Groove, Marvelous, Sweep Tosho, Tachyon
SSR : Rice Shower

>get S rank Medium in Senior year
>Speed button turns into a ghost town during summer and nearly every single turn afterwards
Not seeing a single speed rainbow with 4 speed cards from September until after the Arima Kinen sure is something.

>>535684209
Dia is for (You), Kita is just a silly whore that flashes her pits

bombardino crocodilo

SPICA MAN
HANA
????

>>535688028
>>535688081
Thanks, I got my ace (Taishin) and dominator (Rudolf) now I just need some cancer.

>>535688068
Pretty much the best horse in many upcoming CMs. Basically if you want to have a strong team, you either need to run the meta front runners or fight them with a horse like Smart Falcon.

>>535688028
what are the best parent options?

>>535688141
Remind me of this run.
This is only in January 3rd year (S medium too), the Stamina cards don't cooperate and I end up with 700 stam, not usable.

>>535688353
So she's better than current Maru (a meta horse)?

>>535688281
SPICA MENTIONED
LET'S FUCKING GO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZuaO2p0lL4s&list=RDZuaO2p0lL4s

>>535687478
love how he proudly shows his trainer ID as if anyone would want to follow this trash lmfao

>>535688395
Forgot my pic

>>535686231
It wasn'a female only event when he entered

>>535688483
wasted manga for a MISTER uma

Retarded question, but once you qualify for the next round you're not included in any more races for that round right? So if I'm on my 8th attempt I'm not going to come up against whales who already qualified on their 1st?

>>535687478
He is our guy he will give us free wins the next thing he should do is shill the Air Shakur card.

>>535687478
>has the freebie Natie and Tannhauser supports, implying that it's a F2P guide
>but then he also has MLB Tosh, Halo and LB3 Kitasan as his supports

If my opponents are retarded: I win
If both my opponents bring at least one debuffer: I win
If only one opponent brings a debuffer: It's a coin flip
A Pace/End/End team will give me this meme cup.

>>535687001
Some are into that. I only post cute, wholesome, well drawn and cool pics, there's enough gooning going on without me
>>535688536
Mr. Wife maybe

>>535685468
I can't imagine the deranged levels of shilling they will give equinox and crux

>>535688387
If I was smart I'd have made a Tachyon parent with a Nice Nature grandparent, but I didn't. There's probably someone out there with a decent one if you look in the db though.

Who's the ugliest horse?
I'm not talking about characters like Ryan that could be completely fixed with just a better haircut, I'm talking about ACTUAL ugly.

>>535687478
uma musume is gaslighting game

>>535688648
Happy Meek

>>535688648
Rice Shower

>>535688458
you're in a general for a 4 year obsolete solved waifu sim arguing gameplay in the most ironic way possible.

>>535688643
If Croix du Nord wins the l'Arc the wank will be insane and I will probably love it

>>535688648
Air Shakur is a blight upon the umaworld.

>>535688648
tuk tuk shakur

>>535688648
[your favorite horse]

>>535688746
I hope he sees this bro

>late start
ITS BROOOOOOOOCKED
ITS BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCKED

>>535687475
Sirius and Gentildonna have had a vice grip on my nutsack for the last 6 months.

>>535688648
The hors that 1v1'd a fence post and lost

I'll play goo goo babies but I'm not shitting myself

>>535688805
you read it and that's enough for me.

>>535688746
You are dick riding a japanese youtuber doing the same except somehow getting everything wrong (lmao)

>>535688864
>I'll play goo goo babies bu-

>Class 5
>Class 6
>Class 5
>Class 6
>Class 5
>Class 6
MAKE IT END

What was her problem

>didnt get medium or turn inspirations
so close

>>535688648
Unironically Noshino Flower. She looks creepy

>>535687478
By the way, when will they hike up the rank limit for open/graded? When the next scenario arrives?

>>535688803
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>535689001
Hey thats my plan!

>>535688850
Qrd is this how hors died or just a funny post race moment?

>>535688648
ugliest
>your favorite
prettiest
>my fav

>>535689001
>>535689108
I really want to bully this creature.

>ugliest
Golshi with hat debuff
>prettiest
Golshi without hat debuff

>>535689194
Dont tempt fate

>>535689194
That's bad for your karma and fortune

>>535685106
>vodka horse of the year 2 years in a row
Daiwa Scarletkek...

>>535689164
>My fav
So Air Shakur is the prettiest horse?

>>535688648
tm opera

I got demoted and in a few days I'll get anally raped in CM

>>535689021
Locked in

TAMAMO
TASUKETE
CREEK IS HAVING MOOD SWINGS AGAIN

>>535689021
Sick of the nepo babies acting like they're demons

OPEN LEAGUE CM TEST
79443838
79443838
79443838

>Danchou telling everyone in chat that anyone who gets demoted to Class 5 or goes into Group B in CM is getting kicked from the club
what the fuck do I do

>charming
>health chakra
THIS IS THE RUN FOR SURE THIS TIME

Uh did anyone catch Class 6's minimum numbers

>>535689427
Deploy the babies

>>535685087
Tell me about the JP version JPanon, what's something we can look forward to?

>>535689021
>the entire legacy of the mejiro family and wanting to fuck teio
vs
>wanting to see bourbon smile
they never stood a chance

is it just me or are there just not that many mares in this game?

>>535689116
irl Shakur died a few months after retiring from racing because he suffered a fracture after breaking a fence and escaping while he was grazing. The horse had a really fucked temper even while he was racing so he was bound to hurt himself at some point

>>535689501
468k, 2k less than last week

>>535689481
>using all your luck pre-debut

>>535689515
Uma Sanpo

>>535689535
Fuark. See ya in class 5.

>>535689525
wait for the future ai and friends shilling

>>535689609
see ya cunt

>>535689370
God, imagine anally raping Halo and then her mom walks in but doesn't do anything to help her. Instead, her mom just looks at you with disgust for even considering raping her daughter.

>>535685468
>Daring Tact won her triple tiara in 2020
>still lost Horse of The Year tittle to Almond Eye

>>535689525
Besides a few exceptions Japs only really started caring about mares after the 2000s so notable Jap horses tend to be stallions

>>535684990
>El : does nothing
>1999 : SEKAI SAIKYOU WA

>>535689525
its not a coincidence that cygames rhymes with cygays

fucking special CHUD with less 200 speed than me winning the final sprint
RIGGED GAME

>>535689682
>God, imagine anally raping
Good evening Saar.

>>535681602
No. The only accel skill that works is Taishin's gold skill (and the white version). Best inherited uniques are McQueen, Rudolf and Oguri.

>>535685468
all of these are mares....

>>535689698
Almond cuck 2020 triple crown and triple tiara out of horse of the year spot despite only winning 3 race

McQueen belongs to Teio

>>535689445
What nobody wants to join CM anymore? No way thats possible cause its the DERBY!
79443838
79443838
79443838

>18 followers
>only one uses either my horse or my support card
;-;

Coming second to this in the second goal race. How do I respond without sounding mad?

>>535685328
>omega perfume
looks like "he" has "arrived"

Contrail when?

>>535689950
bro your room is for open league... you're like the 1% here. even niggas living in a mud shack here are going to be going for graded league

>>535689682
Hot but I'd rather be Halo in that situation

Mambo

>>535689698
>divided year between NTR, Vega and Opera before Year of the Overlord happens
>divided year between Special Week and Grass
>meanwhile Condor is picking up G1s and G2 top 2s all year in France
I can see why, the only other one really in contention is Grass

I wish we could make a dirt LONG race in room matches...

>>535689950
>79443838
I don't have horse for babby mode bwo

>>535690056
QRD on Contrail? When I was in Japan I saw a fair amount of merch for Contrail

>>535690132
Omatsuri

>>535689950
I can't be bothered to make B horses even if my best for that distance are only B+
too much work

>>535690195
https://www.jbis.jp/horse/0001237042/

>>535690128
What the hell dude!

Does Golshi's schizo dreams that went beyond what Akikawa did for her keikaku doori master plan have any reference to anything with IRL Golshi? Maybe just Golshi's irl groom telling her to mellow out or something lol

>>535690195
short for condensation trail, it is caused mainly due to hot exhaust leaving the planes engines and mixing with the cold air, creating streaks of condensed air, i.e. clouds

>>535690091
>>535690164
Please be nice to Winning Ticket anon!

How's this skill build for CM2?

>>535690271
>>535690164
>>535690091
I dont think I could survive currently at graded league at best getting rekt at stage 2. So Im targeting a podium finish in Open League

i am going to buy mejiro mcqueen and tokai teio plushies, they will be best friends with my mejiro ryan fumo, ill take pictures of them at the local horse downs

>>535690342
I read this in Dictus' voice

>>535689950
DAABI

>>535690482
You can honestly try hosting public lobbies. I saw enough B rank CM test lobbies so there must be a real interest.

>>535690297
Living with AGP is a daily struggle

>>535690294
what did he mean by this

>>535690406
you either have 900+ power or you have Taiki and/or Maru ult
1200 stamina is too much for double gold recovery Golshi

>>535690573
ok

>>535690648
NTA, he's asking for CM2, not this one

>artist's only SFW works are Umas
you JUST know....

>>535684561
Use your MLB guts cards.

>>535689950
I joined your first lobby, but only because you posted Ticketzo.

>>535690704
Check his fanbox, usually they hid the umaporn behind PSD files that's what i do

>>535690595
Has sex with horses, ya know

>>535690693
o-oh...

>>535690595
Are you new to equine terms?
"Horse" means uncastrated male horse.

Eishin Flash won't even respond without an appointment

>>535690791
Thanks

>>535690704
Barely SFW too. God bless.

horse p*ssy

>>535685087
I'm so prepared for still in love next week
how much has you people saved up?

>Tachyon, Taiki, and Special Weeks unique doesn't activate if they're in first, Taiki's doesn't activate unless in 3rd or worse.
>McQueen's unique is pretty stinky and doesn't activate if she's too far away from the group
>Literal only Pace Chud with a consistent unique is Oguri Crap.
This is so fucking annoying.

>>535690915
And that's why she is THE GOAT

This scares certain Umas.

looks like trannies were right, there are more than 2 genders. castration is a spectrum

>>535690915
Fronts being considered poop by the tryhards right now really does skew a lot of those skills into being bad with all the golshis and neichas in the rear this cm.

>Not enough power to break out of the pack
>Artistically check every other horse in the race
>I have at least 100 power on every one of them

>the run where i finally get good rainbows, i get 0 good inspiration events
haha...

pace chasers are all bad and trash
fuck this blocked ass position

Ogurizuri

>>535691086
The card is weird because its actually good for building aces this CM but simply drops too late to matter and is otherwise a mediocre stam card. Brian is an easy skip unless you like her.

>>535689042
>t. bakushin

>>535691086
Which horses are on the card?

>>535690482
I can't survive for sure but it's just too much work. I'll take my participation carats they are the same in both leagues.

>>535690195
Hard to give a qrd, he's a controversial horse that everyone has an opinion, both loved and hated but rarely ignored. First triple crown winner in 10 years and first undefeated triple crown winner in 15 years after his father Deep Impact but also a rather middling last few races compared to Deep Impact or Orfevre, early retirement, bit overshadowed by Almond Eye, eccentric owner there's a lot to it.
Also only retired about 4 years ago so he's still relevant.
The horse has a very easy to love personality for fans and haters alike.

Something definitely happened to the RNG
Maxing speed with 0% speed bonus umas using just 3 speed cards was effortless a few weeks ago
It's not even just the need to raise other stats on CM umas while also capping speed (which is also hard now sometimes because the 5 speed friends just never show up to speed training and the few big speed trainings that show up are rigged to fail at ~10% on top of the debuffs and mood downs), I just went back to try and upgrade my TT umas since I haven't done so in a while and all the runs are so fucking irredeemably bad

>>535690489
Okay but which ones?

>>535691191
Need her.

>>535691218
maru and sakura doggo

>>535691204
>Brian is an easy skip
wait really? I thought her and seiun are must pull before Maruzen sex swimsuit and Oguri xmas

I can't even make an A rank Uma. How am I supposed to compete in CM? I don't have Super Creek or Kitasan so it's impossible to make a good uma

>>535691191
delete this obscene picture of my daughter!

Is the CM race now or in 3 days?

>>535691337
the new ones set for sale in about a week

>>535691378
they are. buy NOW!!

>>535691378
What? Brian is pretty much useless right now.

>>535691429
>>535691435
The duality of man.

>>535689312
Every time this is reposted, I let it loop for 30 minutes for good luck

822382525887

I've got a 9* stam taiki shuttle, parents are maruzensky and bourbon

nothing is a must pull, every banner is a must save. fronts are trash.

>>535691549
you gotta advertise your green and red sparks nigga

How many extra points do you get in TT for your 3 umas using different styles

The umamusume to 競馬MAD pipeline is real

Oguri will never be sexy.

Can a few thousand people here borrow my MLB Cafe please?

Another day of consuming all my rental tries for godly guest umas without any fruitful results...

>>535691750
ENTER

Anyone got a good 9*pow uma thats not Maru? I need one for eugenics

best inheritance for evil nature? is there a particular unique she wants to inherit?

>beating the career is trivial
>grinding for good umas is soul-draining
I feel like I'm about to drop the game

>>535691750
>ENTER

>>535691835
>>535691947
HOLY FUCK

>>535691885
she doesn't need inherited uniques, just get parents to pump up her speed and stam so she can survive her career. A white spark or two for some debuffs wouldn't hurt either.

>>535691790
>starting JOI countdown from 1
It's okay, there's always first time for everything

im going to be pulling brian, then fuji, then hishi akebono before i whale on ANY support banner, and theres NOTHING you can do to stop me
i just think theyre neat

>>535691762
i already have mlb cafe

Can't believe I'm saying this but I might have to go T*chyon ace for next CM...

Uh, guys? I think I may or may not be in trouble here. What do I do?

When are Yaeno Muteki and Hishi Amazon banners?
Iirc amazon was in september, whats she good at? Late?

>>535692048
>(28)

And so we will begin another round of gaslighting but now with Narita Brian

>>535691790
I love Belno (forma de whore)

>>535692034
>Kiseki is in September too
fuck
Outside of freebies I will only roll cards when it's like Almond Eye or some shit or if I start failing careers somehow, too many umas I want.

>>535692118
I don't think they are meta bwo, don't roll for them.

>>535692118
hishi amazon is legit broken and will be meta in cm2

How do I avoid getting raped by an uma?

>>535692115
You WILL be overpowered and you WILL like it.