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/hdg/ - Helldivers General
Bugbreeding edition

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>WHAT IS HELLDIVERS 2?
HELLDIVERS 2 is a 2024 crossplay, co-op, squad-based, PvE 3rd person shooter for PC, PS5 and XBox Series X/S where players fight against hordes of alien insects, robots and squids to Spread Democracyβ„’. Players wage war on a number of contested planets, each with a different environment, completing as many objectives as possible in a procedurally generated level while constrained by a time limit. With enough successful operations, a planet can be defended or liberated, and the player base must cooperate to try to liberate the entire galaxy by focusing and combining their efforts as much as possible.
https://store.steampowered.com/app/553850/HELLDIVERS_2/
https://www.playstation.com/en-us/games/helldivers-2/
https://www.xbox.com/en-us/games/store/helldivers-2/9mx9wn9dfpgt

>WHAT ABOUT THE FIRST HELLDIVERS GAME?
Released in 2015 for PC, PS3/4 and PS Vita, the original HELLDIVERS is a shared screen top-down shooter in the same setting. Its mechanics were based primarily on Arrowhead's first game, Magicka.
https://store.steampowered.com/app/394510/HELLDIVERS_Dive_Harder_Edition/
https://www.playstation.com/en-us/games/helldivers/

>LOBBY HOSTING
https://files.catbox.moe/83ixkr.png (embed)
>MODDING
https://files.catbox.moe/c81ogo.png (embed)

>INFORMATION RESOURCES
https://helldivers.wiki.gg/
https://helldiverscompanion.com/
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/u/0/d/1xA_wuSuV6NORqUCt1aZ203raG4HuUJ85btqmn0ld56U/htmlview

>MAJOR NEWS
Jul 17 Control Group [YouTube] Helldivers 2 - Control Group Warbond Trailer (embed)
Aug 26 ODST Warbond [YouTube] Helldivers 2 - Bring the Boom | Out 26 August (embed)

>LATEST PATCHES
Aug 5 1.003.202 https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/516342955916658905
Anonymous No.535704768 >>535704978 >>535705306
A black Helldiver and a white Helldiver capture a squid female. Both are arguing over who gets to rape her first. What happens?
Anonymous No.535704978
>>535704768
They get raped instead
Anonymous No.535705236 >>535705323 >>535705345
Anonymous No.535705285
>they gave everyone Napalm barrages
Anonymous No.535705295 >>535706268
I have never been given a substantial reason not to go 100% ballistics and explosions. Why do plasma, laser, fire, etc weapons exist at all? Just flavor? That's peak faggoty.
Anonymous No.535705306
>>535704768
I rape all three of them
Anonymous No.535705323
>>535705236
Anonymous No.535705345
>>535705236
my gf
Anonymous No.535705353
Anonymous No.535705558 >>535707798
We might be getting a fart JAR.
Anonymous No.535706268 >>535707067 >>535707774
>>535705295
The issue being that the reason to take the special weapons has been nerfed or is broken.

>Lasers are weaker than real guns but they have status effects and infinite ammo
Status effects are broken and there is infinity ammo on the floor
>Plasma has limited magazines, but it has explosions
Explosion AoEs were all around nerfed and given an AP value so they don't "true damage" large enemies. Also, enemies were given explosion resist 100% all over the place.
>Fire pushes back enemies and gives them status effects
Fire no longer pushes back enemies and status effects are broken

it goes on.
Anonymous No.535706604 >>535706815
Teaser tomorrow?
Anonymous No.535706815 >>535710934
>>535706604
next week
Anonymous No.535707067 >>535707613 >>535707948 >>535708742
>>535706268
>infinite ammo+good accuracy
>but half or 2/3rd the DPS of regular guns
Even with infinite heatsink, the lack of DPS for laser makes them shit, laser cannon at least has the niche of being accurate and has enough damage to be impactful.
Anonymous No.535707564 >>535713685 >>535713770
patch tomorrow right?
Anonymous No.535707613 >>535707981 >>535708553
>>535707067
Sickle/dickle are both strong.
Talon is one of the best secondaries.
Scythe is a strong bot headpopper.
Lasers are good.
Anonymous No.535707774 >>535708209
>>535706268
>Explosion AoEs were all around nerfed
???????????????????????
>and given an AP value
explosions have always had their own AP values, since day 0
Anonymous No.535707779
Didn't get a job I was counting on today. Legitimately would kill myself right now if it didn't mean my card would starve.

Life is pain and I'm tired of it.
Anonymous No.535707798
>>535705558
>the commissar found the fart jar captured from a dead leandiver
Anonymous No.535707946
>>535696861
good games
i guess i'll wait until later in the morning and for it to fill
sorry to the anons that crashed, i guess the game just has conniptions for no reason because swedes
new lobby in an hour or so
Anonymous No.535707948
>>535707067
Nah, it's more that the normal guns also have effectively infinite ammo and their status effect is broken (or was removed for later entries).
Anonymous No.535707981 >>535708539 >>535751747 >>535752520
>>535707613
>S/Dickle
Sickle is just piss, Dickle only turns decent starting with fire armor tax.
>Talon
Verdict but with less ammo. Also competes with grenade pistol and Senator for its slot.
>Scythe
Diligence does the bot weakspot snipe just as good/better.
Anonymous No.535708037 >>535708221 >>535708312
>scythe has infinite range and perfect accuracy
>can't put anything better than the default 2x scope on it
Why does AH hate fun?
Anonymous No.535708209 >>535708848 >>535709123 >>535709328 >>535711489
>>535707774
Basically, explosions only deal any damage on a tiny itty bitty microscopic dot on the very center. Then, deal like no damage after that. Rather than being a decay or something more logical. You can see it when getting ragdolled instead of killed by enemy bombs and when you call a precision orbital strike that kills nothing around the shell strike.
Anonymous No.535708214 >>535721595
>MO projected to fail with 96% completion for the charger objective
Do you think the community still has another outrage in it when AH counts this as a complete failure?
Anonymous No.535708221 >>535708446
>>535708037
>railgun is explicitly a long-range precision weapon
>forced to have a shitty no zoom holo sight
Anonymous No.535708312 >>535711145 >>535720769
>>535708037
>she cant hit shit at 300 meters with a 2x scope
Reminder that it used to have a red dot before they added the broken 2x scope onto it
Anonymous No.535708446 >>535708843
>>535708221
>Best upgrade for most weapons, locked behind 22 levels of XP is to take the attachments off
Anonymous No.535708539
>>535707981
Talon is a verdict with more damage, no reloads needed and no recoil.
It mogs verdict hard.
Anonymous No.535708553
>>535707613
They're all passable, but as the other anon pointed out, there's an opportunity cost. You could use the scythe to pop bot heads, or you could just as easily use the diligence, the tendy, or the jar. IMO doesn't really bring much to the table to stand out from the other choices. Genuinely i think an infinite heatsink would be a fine compromise. The time to kill isn't fast enough for it to become a dominant option over the others
Anonymous No.535708742 >>535752242
>>535707067
>Give Sickle a try since I haven't used it in a while
>Does almost half the damage of most assault rifles
>Has that weird charge-up delay
>Doesn't even feel that accurate either, trying for precise shots against devs effectively involves holding down the trigger and waiting for a bolt to hit its face
>Infinite ammo is irrelevant because I spend just as much if not more time waiting for the thing to cool down, and ammo is plentiful in missions anyway.
Sorry laserNERDS, but if it doesn't shoot bullets I don't care. I'm going back to my trusty Liberator. Wake me up when the Sickle performs half as well as it did in HD1
Anonymous No.535708843 >>535711745
>>535708446
AH knows exactly what its doing with sights
>starting sights
>3 different CQC sights as filler that are pointless in a TPS
>iron sights that you use for the ergo if you never ADS
>one or two sights with actual magnification you want to use if you ADS
>your favorite probably isn't one of them
Seriously, why can't I put the Liberators basic 2x red crosshair sight on every weapon? Or at least the Diligence?
Anonymous No.535708848
>>535708209
how many hours left, I have a feeling that democracy is about to be "managed"
Anonymous No.535708864
When are terminids getting new enemies?
Anonymous No.535709123 >>535709810
>>535708209
OPS is mostly direct impact damage from the shell by design.
Anonymous No.535709260
Scythe is ok on bots because of how fast you can kill troopers with ease, or pop devastator heads, but it eats shit immediately the moment a berserker squad shows up, which is arguably the only 'true' fuck you chaff enemy the bots have that isnt the insta-death incel shotgun dev.
Sickle is better suited for close-range engagements due to how its shots fly all over the place past 20 meters, and if you spend the whole ICE to reload faster and get back to shooting, there's really no reason to just not use any other ballistic weapon.

End of the day, its all flavor that you yourself pick for having fun. Caring about "meta" is for shitters.
Anonymous No.535709328 >>535710445
>>535708209
Explosion damage scales down exponentially since muh realism
Anonymous No.535709810 >>535720039
>>535709123
No, it has 1,000 explosion damage at 12 meters and uses the same decay as other explosions. The damage decay is too high for everything.
Anonymous No.535710175
>Prior MO finished, bot planets reclaimed
>Set machine to reclaim those bot planets over the next 8 days
>Set new MO to be reclaiming the bug planets that the machine just finished retaking
>Tell machine to generate random bonus objectives
>"Kill 3,000,000 chargers"
>Check play statistics
>Average amount of chargers killed in 8 days: 600,000
>Tell machine to add to that count incrementally at first and then exponentially as the deadline approaches
>Generate unrelated minor order just to split the liberation cap for no benefit.
>Small, dedicated band of divers still fighting Squids for some reason therefore making the liberation cap even harder to meet
>Increase Fleshmob spawn rate and stealth nerf stun to tell them to stop
>Stealth drop death beams that can kill you through demolished buildings
>They simply live with the pain
Anonymous No.535710445 >>535710727 >>535720039
>>535709328
We have to sit alexus 3 meters from an HE grenade and detonate it so he can prove how it deals no damage at that range.
Anonymous No.535710727 >>535711307
>>535710445
We should shoot bufftroons with an rpg to see if all it does is give you a bruise and ragdoll you.
Anonymous No.535710841 >>535711452
Bugniggers can't even kill basic bitch charger
Anonymous No.535710934
>>535706815
>they drop a teaser the day before it drops
100% Arrowhead Guarantee
Anonymous No.535711145
>>535708312
>the red dot that was explicitly bigger on the Scythe compared to any other weapon that had it
>hitting heads at range was a PITA because the red dot covered their entire body
Anons don't know how good they have it.
Anonymous No.535711307
>>535710727
>Exact same point, but seething about butfs for some reason
Okay.
Anonymous No.535711452
>>535710841
Wait a minute, this is the exact same MOnkey flamebait *I* post here on eurohours!
Anonymous No.535711489 >>535712363
>>535708209
>Basically, explosions only deal any damage on a tiny itty bitty microscopic dot on the very center. Then, deal like no damage after that. Rather than being a decay or something more logical.
But explosive damage does 'decay' over distance. If explosions only ever did their damage in a tiny microscopic dot in the center of the effect weapons like the grenade launcher or any of the explosive grenades just wouldn't function, yet you can clearly see grenades blowing up entire packs of chaff.
Every explosion has an inner radius and an outer radius. Within the inner radius the explosion does 100% of its listed damage value, and then over the distance from the inner radius to the outer radius the damage gradually falls off to 0. I've made this webm so you can see this in action very easily. With the exploding crossbow, which has a 3 meter inner radius and a 6 meter outer radius, you take significantly less damage shooting it into the ground a few meters away from you than you do shooting it directly at your feet. That's the explosive damage decaying over distance, not instantly dropping off into nothing. Some weapons like the punisher plasma and the purifier have an near identical inner and outer radius but that's not common.

As for what parts of an entity an explosion deals damage to it depends entirely on what parts of that entities various hitzones are inside of the explosion radius, and to which degree those parts have explosive damage reduction. yes, some entities like bot raiders have a 'main' hitzone that isn't a visible part of their body that might be a very small physical hitbox buried in the model somewhere, but there are plenty of enemies whose main bodies or torsos are their main hp hitzone. scavs, warriors, and hulks all come to mind immediately as enemies that have completely tangible main hitzones. The hulks entire body other than its limbs, eye, and heatsink is its main HP hitzone.
Anonymous No.535711745
>>535708843
I have a feeling that when Arrowhead gets around to making extra attachments, not only will they be in warbonds but they'll also be objective upgrades compared to all of the base game attachments.
Anonymous No.535712130 >>535712685 >>535713246 >>535715774 >>535727262
>incredibly expensive upgrade that reduces the effective radius of your 380's to 85% of stock
>Even more expensive upgrade to upgrade the radius to 93.5% of stock
but your orbital napalms are 10% better so that's totally worth it, right?
Anonymous No.535712363
>>535711489
tl;dr
But I will assume it's some Alexus defense.
Anonymous No.535712685
>>535712130
Are you, perchance, retarded?
Anonymous No.535713246 >>535715774
>>535712130
which is the more effective barrage, left side or right side?
Anonymous No.535713609
You will never get a cowboy hat. Cope and seethe
Anonymous No.535713685 >>535713770
>>535707564
no way but it's almost a guarantee that we will get a patch when the new warbond is released
Anonymous No.535713770 >>535713985 >>535714026
>>535707564
>>535713685
I mean there kind has to be a patch for the 26th, innit? crossplay and whatnot.
Anonymous No.535713985 >>535716197
>>535713770
Freedoms greetings, shit-eaters.

Patch notes.
>Made Crossplay: ON permanently. You should ALWAYS help out others, no matter where they're from.

That's it for today.
Anonymous No.535714026 >>535714206
>>535713770
it's very likely also it's almost a guarantee that we will also get a warbond it's to be seen if it will be halo theme or not
Anonymous No.535714206 >>535714601 >>535715225 >>535715369 >>535717870
>>535714026
How many thousands of super credits should I farm this week for the John Halo superstore event...
Anonymous No.535714353 >>535714454 >>535715025
Is this the Halo thread?
Anonymous No.535714454
>>535714353
It's the closest anyone is getting for the next... forever?
Anonymous No.535714601
>>535714206
at least $40 worth
Anonymous No.535715025 >>535716024
>>535714353
No, but considering how /hdg/ has a resident Escharum poster, and we MIGHT get a collab soon, you can stay here.

How does it feel, knowing that everything you used to like, is mainly nostalgia-driven now? The jackals are tearing at the corpse now.
Anonymous No.535715225 >>535717468
>>535714206
2.5k minimum
Anonymous No.535715369
>>535714206
like 2-3k
Anonymous No.535715719 >>535715847 >>535716140
how can you even station on super earth controlled planets? Aren't they greyed out?
t. newcutie
Anonymous No.535715774
>>535712130
>>535713246
I miss the 380 at launch that used to light up flatten entire valleys.
Anonymous No.535715847
>>535715719
Planets that got liberated / defended and now have idle retards sitting around there, incase you still have an operation open on said planet.
Anonymous No.535716024 >>535716283
>>535715025
What if Escharum poster was a marketing scheme all along?
Anonymous No.535716140
>>535715719
If you started a operation on a planet and it gets tliberated/defended, you can still finish the operation you started there
Anonymous No.535716197 >>535716532
>>535713985
>pcnigger grouptroons have to put up with my consoleCHAD soloGODdery
based
Anonymous No.535716283
>>535716024
He's doing as much of a good job as the nutjobs did for Halo Infinite. Namely, not at all.
Anonymous No.535716532 >>535716762
>>535716197
>me soloGOD
>grouptroons now will be forced to play with me, a "solo"GOD
When was the last time you checked your smoke alarm?
Anonymous No.535716762 >>535716953
>>535716532
You will have a cleared map and you will like it, faggot.
Anonymous No.535716953
>>535716762
How can you be a sologod if you play in a group, retard? You're contradicting your "solo" aspect by playing in a group.
Anonymous No.535717278
>tfw someone cuts muh heckin 40 minute combat loop by half because he finished objectives and called in evac
Anonymous No.535717468
>>535715225
I'm probably gonna shoot for this. I expect some extra-jewish behavior to happen this crossover... again.
>mfw 1800 more SC to go
This would be the one time I'd be tempted to buy some super credits, but I'm looking at BF6.
Anonymous No.535717870 >>535719491
>>535714206
KZ would've been a total 4k SC if the community hadn't forced them onto releasing the second half for free.
Knowing how well AH learns from it errors it will be at least 4k again, probably more.
Anonymous No.535718889 >>535719570
Brain: pick up the Req slips
Me: why
Brain: you gotta
Anonymous No.535719491
>>535717870
>still 4k
>has even less content than the KZ collab
Anonymous No.535719570 >>535719618
>>535718889
>why
so you can tell which POIs you've already looted on the map
Anonymous No.535719618 >>535720096
>>535719570
isn't that only determined by samples?
Anonymous No.535719819 >>535720927 >>535720935
I feel like they've juiced the percentage on fat stacks.
Anonymous No.535720039 >>535720376
>>535710445
>>535709810
This is the reason why practically all games usually have just inner and outer explosion radius with 2 set damage values. The ridiculous decay means your weapon either has to deal nonsensically high damage to have any semblance of AoE damage or the inner AoE radius (that HD2 uses only, and despite the unrealism!) so large the decay becomes non-issue: either enemy is inside max damage range or it doesnt take any meaningful damage, in which case why even have scaling.
Anonymous No.535720056 >>535720120 >>535720372
>drive around the map with the FRV
>nothing happening
>car just self-destructs for no fucking reason
HA HA HA I AM SO LAUGHING RIGHT NOW IT IS SO LE FUNNY
Anonymous No.535720096
>>535719618
It specifically depends on what the POI has, I'm pretty sure.
Like those ammo-only POIs in towns.
Anonymous No.535720120 >>535720372
>>535720056
uh oh...pink wojak mode!!!
Anonymous No.535720372 >>535720610
>>535720056
>>535720120
>tfw LE RANDUMB STUPID FUCKING DEATH LE FUNNI HAHAHHA
Anonymous No.535720376 >>535721840
>>535720039
From what I know, games which use inner-outer radii will usually give decay to the outer radius, starting from the edge of the inner radius with a minimum damage value at the edge of the outer radius.
Anonymous No.535720610
>>535720372
your skin turned pink but at heart you're still brown
Anonymous No.535720769
>>535708312
>niggke collab next
Anonymous No.535720927 >>535721336
>>535719819
feels sad when you cant find other people farming SC anymore for the ODST collab. The warbonds have all had fuck ugly useless armor after the urban warrior warbond.
Anonymous No.535720935 >>535721336
>>535719819
I got this last night when I tried farming again.
Swedes removed the SC farming so I reset 3 times before I noticed I wasn't getting 100 SC every restart
What's the new method for farming now?
Anonymous No.535721327 >>535722260
>bushes and shrubs will deflect your shots
is this realistic?
Anonymous No.535721336
>>535720927
People don't need to SC farm in pairs now because the warp pack can bypass bunker doors so it makes sense that fewer groups are running. Of course group farm is probably faster because you can cover more ground.
>>535720935
just drop into Dif 1-3, warp pack and FRV. The warp pack through bunker doors and also has the demo force to bust cargo doors with a small enough radius to not also pop the flammable containers.
Anonymous No.535721595
>>535708214
Probably, this is completely on AH, I'm not sure what they expected. The bug population hasn't dropped below 80% this entire week. We know that people were playing on decent difficulties, there were 5 bile titan kills for every charger kill, but even then it doesn't really matter, lower difficulties don't spawn enough chargers to be worth farming. Plus people will feel extra burned at a 96% failure after last week's "Oopsie, we really fucked up this kill quota, here have three massive buffs to complete it anyways"
Anonymous No.535721810 >>535721917
Did they fix the broken XP calculation bullshit on <40 minute mission types yet?

I have an urge to grind weapon XP. Or more frankly I want to be done with the Eruptor. After using this fucking thing for 20ish levels I am really starting to hate it. One major reason is the fact that it is currently busted, does AH know that they've fucked it again? If you fire it too quickly after cycling the bolt it will fire way off target. It did not used to do that.
Anonymous No.535721840
>>535720376
Indeed. This means the weapon has clear "good hit" area and wide "AoE effect" area while still rewarding hits that are almost within inner hit area. Helldiver's method means there's inner effect area (usually small, almost direct hit) outside of which damage decays so rapidly it barely matters.
Anonymous No.535721917 >>535722372
>>535721810
lol nope, pls understandu small swedish company we just came back from vacation
Anonymous No.535722260
>>535721327
100% unobtanium leaves. The automatons sold it to Super Earth before the war and they planted them everywhere.
Anonymous No.535722372 >>535723841
>>535721917
>we just came back from vacation
and christmas is just round the corner, earliest we can expect anything is Q2 '26
Anonymous No.535723772 >>535726005
Justice is inevitable. Sooner and sooner with every passing minute.
Anonymous No.535723841
>>535722372
You forget they go back to vacation two weeks after the xbox release.
Anonymous No.535724529 >>535724714
>huh today i will squiddive
>clueless
you guys don’t exaggerate, what a dogshit unfun faction
>lets spawn 7 fleshmobs in one spot
>lets spawn 4 harvesters in one spot
>lets have 2 strafing runs hitting you as well why not
>oh and sorry pal, you stepped to close to the instagib stick
>and this was in a mission with no leviathans
inb4 skill issue
yeah I’m unskilled, doesn’t change that the faction is garbage
Anonymous No.535724714
>>535724529
Nigger, Squids aren't shit because they're hard (lol), they are shit because they're so easy they're fucking boring.
>inb4 skill issue
Skill issue.
Anonymous No.535725047 >>535726201
Illuminate fans be like:
>"This is the easiest faction that gets deleted by stalwart! Why are people complaining that it is hard? It is also the most challenging and hardest faction."
Anonymous No.535725295 >>535725472 >>535726145 >>535730375
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775241184939351/

d10 whatever
Anonymous No.535725297 >>535725471 >>535725617
>using the FRV a lot for the first time in ages while farming SC on Fact Bay
>zero traction even if you stick to first gear only
>tryin to turn? it goes wildly out of control
>hit a rock? that's a flip
>hit a bug mine? that's a flip
>driving over a dune? you better believe that's a ding dong flippu into exprosion
>sometimes pelican delivers it like this
to believe that this thing was what AH used to hype people up when squids dropped holy shit man
Anonymous No.535725316
>turn on amd fluid motion frames
>game now looks like it runs at 120fps at all times
>still actually runs at 40fps
>only the stamina bar gets a bit glitch when you move around but looks just fine otherwise
Finally found the secret swedish optimization cheat code.
Anonymous No.535725471 >>535725725
>>535725297
Bro your flashlight I beg you
Anonymous No.535725472
>>535725295
2/4
Anonymous No.535725617
>>535725297
Are you headlights off?
Anonymous No.535725725
>>535725471
>sacrifcing ergonomics for the flashlight crutch
just get used to seeing in the dark bro
Anonymous No.535725782
wats ur favrit gun :D
Anonymous No.535726005
>>535723772
Just us!
Niggers.
Anonymous No.535726145
>>535725295
3/4
Anonymous No.535726201 >>535727357
>>535725047
Every tard here who mains a faction to the point of avoiding the other two behaves like that.
>My faction's easy but also hard and for serious gaymers, and if you say it's hard or easy you're a shitter that only plays on d5
Anonymous No.535727262 >>535774212
>>535712130
This is the kind of person who brings 380 meme barrage.
Anonymous No.535727357
>>535726201
Every faction is easy after you spent too much time playing this game.
Anonymous No.535727424 >>535727597 >>535727703 >>535728251 >>535728286 >>535728849 >>535730361 >>535731046 >>535732153
What if the saxophone was just a throwaway reference and there's no crossover?
Anonymous No.535727597
>>535727424
Infinitely funnier than any other possibility.
Anonymous No.535727703
>>535727424
The crossover will be one(1) cape.
Anonymous No.535727773 >>535728509 >>535736043 >>535736782
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775241186856790/76561197995866779
d10 bugs
Anonymous No.535727859 >>535728432
Hivelords when?

We had the destroy nursery update with the unexplained giant holes 6 months ago, we had that liberation campaign that got boosted by unexplained earth quakes 3 months ago, there's giant holes in the mega city bug maps
Anonymous No.535728251
>>535727424
>"Nope! There's no plans for a crossover, we're sorry that you misunderstood a friendly reference to one of Microsoft's franchises!"
I'm pretty sure I've experienced something like that once or twice before, god that would make so many people assmad.
Anonymous No.535728286 >>535728708
>>535727424

Are they shitting themselves now at AH, working sprint 9 hour days to cobble together an Aodst warbond with a shitty reskinned Knight smg and silenced verdict?
Anonymous No.535728359 >>535731919
This is Heinrich.
What weapons and stratagems do you think he's using?
Anonymous No.535728432
>>535727859

12 more months, with a Gears of war crossover
Anonymous No.535728509
>>535727773
2/4
Anonymous No.535728708 >>535728973
>>535728286
>thinking Arrowhead would willingly work more than 8 hours a week
lol, lmao even
Anonymous No.535728849
>>535727424
AH isn't based enough to do that.
They will bring collabslop no matter what
Anonymous No.535728973 >>535730470
>>535728708
Thats the life though, isnt it?
>arrive to work at 11 AM
>dick around, check what bug reports are in, reprioritise them maybe
>go home at 3 PM
>get a full 40 hour week salary
>get all the time to do whatever you want to do + the mandatory vacations
Idk what sweden even does for them to allow such bullshit, but they must be doing something right.
Anonymous No.535729232 >>535729326 >>535729440 >>535729621
What will happen to the tyrannic park expansion we secured with the minor order when the major order fails with 97% charger kill completion?
Anonymous No.535729326
>>535729232
nothing, cause its flavor fluff text that matters little for a game like helldivers
Anonymous No.535729440
>>535729232
Tyranny park 2 opens but without the charger enclosure, so all the kids are now unhappy and you're literally Hitler :(((((
Anonymous No.535729621
>>535729232

Gloom content update delayed till next MO cycle, get excited for next Squid MO
Anonymous No.535730361 >>535730465 >>535730773
>>535727424
Murder-suicide. Me murdering all of you then killing myself.
Anonymous No.535730375
>>535725295
3/4 again
Anonymous No.535730381
>>535703925
>>warbond releases slow to a crawl in the live-service game
We get a new one every month you fucking crybaby what the fuck are you talking about?
Anonymous No.535730465
>>535730361
god I hope gayloniggers get fucked over by AH
Anonymous No.535730470
>>535728973
Honestly, I'm betting the bugfixing situation is pretty much identical to what I've seen at my own job:
>problem appears
>"sorry, not my problem"
>pushes it onto someone else
>"I'm too busy"
>pushes it onto someone else
>"can't, not my department"
>pushes it onto someone else
>repeat for weeks until it gets dumped onto the sole person that actually bothers fixing shit
Anonymous No.535730495
Strategem for this feel?
Anonymous No.535730773
>>535730361
>worst iteration of the odst helmet
Knowing the swiggers, I can totally see this happening
Anonymous No.535731046
>>535727424
i would personally fire bomb sweden
Anonymous No.535731197 >>535732492 >>535753019
How do they expect people to use HMG without peak physique.
Anonymous No.535731402
Only issue I have with the ODST update is that there won't be any good gooner mods for it on launch.
Anonymous No.535731590 >>535731997
If you accept Haloshit then you also accept Space Marines getting put into HD2
Anonymous No.535731919 >>535732784
>>535728359
Eagle 500kg bomb
Eagle 500kg bomb
Eagle 500kg bomb
Portable hellbomb

I wish we could choose to stack the same strat...
Anonymous No.535731997 >>535732151 >>535732364
>>535731590
Anonymous No.535732151 >>535733274
>>535731997
Piles is irrelevant now. Sony will squeeze all the cash they can get out of HD2. By accepting collabs you accept the fortnightification of HD2.
Anonymous No.535732153 >>535752001
>>535727424
Every day I grow to believe this more and more. If it's not announced at gamecom or whatever, halo crossover isn't happening.
Anonymous No.535732364
>>535731997
>Close 1:1 match
unfortunately fortnite is also a game about diving into hell
Anonymous No.535732389 >>535733124 >>535733772
Build for this feel?
Anonymous No.535732492
>>535731197
Very carefully.
Anonymous No.535732784
>>535731919
>That spoiler
I would go ORC ORC ORC PHB
Anonymous No.535733124
>>535732389
Do terminid eradication with only mines. Nothing to do but sit around, watch dumbasses kill themselves and get kicked for winning too fast.
Anonymous No.535733274
>>535732151
Seriously, dude is completely out of the picture in regards to the game's development. His only relationship to it now is occasionally coming to the office to read patch notes and having Arrowhead in his bio.
Anonymous No.535733297
Wheres the Doom guy warbond.
Anonymous No.535733372 >>535733578 >>535733827 >>535733983 >>535734142
>make MO
>order us to kill 5,000,000 chargers
>spore and behemoth chargers dont even count
>refuse to fix it
>force players to play boring low level difficulties on the easiest faction
>fail the MO even after all the side shit they made us do
this level of pettiness only convinces me more that Alexus is coming up with these current MOs
Anonymous No.535733578
>>535733372
They're gonna flip the switch that makes it tick up to 100% magically at the last possible minute so the community can achieve a hype moment with aura.
Anonymous No.535733772
>>535732389
bugs/bots with double orbital napalm (due to GM grant) is the ultimate burnicecore, just throw it on breaches/drops every time and nowhere else
Anonymous No.535733827
>>535733372
The Alexus X Joel collab that started with control group is absolutely disgusting.
Anonymous No.535733983
>>535733372
Reminder Swedes struggle with and wipe on D7.
Anonymous No.535734021 >>535753289
I fucking hate Orbital Napalm Barrage and wish it never existed.
It makes an already easy faction even more boring if used correctly, and just severely inconveniences you if used by the literal bugmen.

Delenda est.
Anonymous No.535734142 >>535735390 >>535735824
>>535733372
the real swiggertry is that lowering the difficutly doesn't even do that much
barely any heavies spawn on d5 and d6, and by d7 normal chargers start getting replaced
if we fail this MO its entirely AHs fault
Anonymous No.535734484 >>535734684 >>535735368
Loadout for being able to kill everything yourself on the highest diff when your team is useless and dying 10000 times?
Bugs I guess
Anonymous No.535734684
>>535734484
Well there is a dude crying about napalm barrage so that
Anonymous No.535735220 >>535735425 >>535735830
How fucked am i
Anonymous No.535735368
>>535734484
three greens and RR
Anonymous No.535735390
>>535734142
It's a railroad. We will win if they want us to win (with all the captured planets we can reduce the amount of faggots needed) and lose if they want us to lose (the entire MO is ruined because we didn't kill one more faggot. 99.9999% isn't enough)
Anonymous No.535735425
>>535735220
just get a warp pack, bro.
Anonymous No.535735824 >>535736000
>>535734142
We'll get a partial success. It sould be ludicrous if we got a full failure despite completing every other objective
Anonymous No.535735830
>>535735220
It' bee fine bro, just buy 40-50 bucks worth of SC :)
Anonymous No.535736000 >>535736263
>>535735824
Have we gotten a partial success ever?
Anonymous No.535736043 >>535736782
>>535727773
we drive
twenty eleven
Anonymous No.535736263
>>535736000
The stupid meridian blockade which was just flavor text
Anonymous No.535736537 >>535736727 >>535736853
You guys cope so hard everytime theres an MO.
Anonymous No.535736727 >>535736815 >>535738185
>>535736537
/hdg be like
>don't care about the war all MOs are rigged and railroaded bullshit nothing we do matters
and then
>NOOOO WE ARE LOSING THIS IS BULLSHIT JOEEEEEL
Anonymous No.535736782
>>535727773
>>535736043
I LOVE BUG HOLES
SO TIGHT UOOOOH I CAN'T PULL OUT MY FRV GUUUUH I'M CHAAAARGING DEEP TAKE THESE 4 FRESH HELLDIVERS HNNNNNNGH
Anonymous No.535736815 >>535737157 >>535737371 >>535738185
>>535736727
>We lost
>"Uhhh it was rigged anyway"
>We win
>"Uhhh it was rigged anyway"
Anonymous No.535736853
>>535736537
to be fair, reddit and discord both also have gripes with the MO
>either lower your difficulty to a point where the game is trivial, or don't finish the MO

the devs are retarded for not using behemoths as the default for MOs, or for not assigning them proportionate to the data they have

literally nobody wants to lower their difficulty to face easier enemies just so they can participate .001% more to an MO
Anonymous No.535737157 >>535739016
>>535736815
We've had too many MOs in a row where they were "won" because AH moved the goalposts. That is indeed a rigged victory.
Anonymous No.535737205 >>535737410
Nobody tell the democracy officer...
>Loads both Halt magazines with flechette rounds
Anonymous No.535737301
I just want to finally update the "bug orders lost" stat from 2 to 3. It's been like ten months.
Anonymous No.535737371 >>535737561
>>535736815
Correct.
Anonymous No.535737410
>>535737205
Brother...explain this one, though...
Anonymous No.535737480 >>535738115
Why don't they just up the spawn rates for chargers
They literally have the technology for that, and it would be a fun modifier
Anonymous No.535737561
>>535737371
Loser mentality
Anonymous No.535737624
They should have regular Chargers on D10 anyways. I'm tired of always seeing behemoths and spore chargers.
Anonymous No.535738023 >>535738185
What's best SC farm planet open right now? Phact Bay?
Anonymous No.535738115 >>535740832
>>535737480
Dont worry, bugchaser, AH will hold your hand
Anonymous No.535738185
>>535736727
>>535736815
I think a big problem is that Major orders should really be
>Retake [LOCATION]

When in reality they have recently been
>Retake [THREE LOCATIONS] from [LITERALLY JUST 50,000 CONFLAGRATOR DEVASTATORS]
>Hold [DIFFERENT FACTION LOCATION]
>Kill [5,000,000 FACTORY STRIDERS] with [CQC-5 COMBAT HATCHET]
>Gather [5,000,000 COMMON SAMPLES]
>Do not [COMPLAIN ABOUT SQUIDS] for [THREE WEEKS]
Minor Order
>Headshot 5,000,000 [ASCENDED OVERSEERS]
>Kill [50,000 LEVIATHANS] with [THERMITE]
>>535738023
it's what I'm using. not too bad for FRV's.
Anonymous No.535738651 >>535739735
Some people here really dont like Napalm Barrage? I always take double barrage when possible, especially on bugs. It feels the most "right" thing to do when they call a breach
Anonymous No.535739016 >>535739183
>>535737157
Yeah I dont like that either. Its a lack of planning on their part. I dont mind if they help us with MOs they want us to win, but I wish they did it in a more organic way like "hey guys, for the duration of this MO we will give you a free EAT strategem". The fact they've had to blatantly rig the MOs in our favor is unprofessional.
Anonymous No.535739183 >>535739260 >>535741235
>>535739016
>"hey guys, for the duration of this MO we will give you a free EAT strategem".
Didnt they literally do that for the last one?
>"Hey guys, hes a free ORS with a 30 second CD"
Anonymous No.535739260
>>535739183
Here's TWO* ORS with a 30 second CD
Anonymous No.535739614 >>535739659
Did they nerf difficulty yet again? (~past 5-6 months).
I just went into Bugs 10 after having not played for the same amount, and it was literally a walk in the park. Didn't struggle at all and cleared a Mega-nest completely solo.
Anonymous No.535739659 >>535740635
>>535739614
k
Anonymous No.535739735 >>535740065
>>535738651
>Friend brings 3 orbitals and a supply pack
>One singular breach, drops all 3(4) orbitals on it
>Dude I got 100 kills
Anonymous No.535740065
>>535739735
whenever i see someone bringing a meme build (featuring a backpack of some kind and no support weapon) I know I'm in for some really retarded shit
Anonymous No.535740526 >>535740648 >>535740651 >>535740949
100 SC drops aren't real. Every single pic has been photoshopped and everyone that claims to have found one lies
Anonymous No.535740635
>>535739659
Im genuinely asking gayboy. Did they nerf everything again?
Anonymous No.535740648
>>535740526
Just get lucky. I found another 100 yesterday too.
Anonymous No.535740651
>>535740526
ive found like a dozen over the course of maybe 700 ingame hours
Anonymous No.535740832
>>535738115
The dev team is like 29 Baskinators and Alexus' while they only have 1 Sven who actually works, I guarantee it.
Anonymous No.535740949 >>535741345
>>535740526
There's also like a limit of 800SC that you can pick up every 5 minutes or so.
Anything more than that and your pick ups just don't count.
Anonymous No.535741235
>>535739183
I should clarify. I mean they should do that from the get go, rather than doing it in the middle of the MO.
Anonymous No.535741345 >>535741729
>>535740949
huh, now I'm wondering if I've ever hit that and not realized. Probably not.
Anonymous No.535741473
>eagle shmoke.
Anonymous No.535741628 >>535742654 >>535743009
Quick reminder
Anonymous No.535741729
>>535741345
Until you crossed paths with the legendary chinese hacker dropping SC by supply pods, it's unlikely.
Anonymous No.535742002 >>535742085 >>535742708
>eagle gas strike
Anonymous No.535742085 >>535742314
>>535742002
>the bugs after i drop a gas strike but im far away from the host
Anonymous No.535742314
>>535742085
jej
Anonymous No.535742654 >>535748471
>>535741628
>When people thought the rumbling was hinting at Terminid bosses and not just a really gay environment hazard
We used to have hope...
Anonymous No.535742708 >>535743809
>>535742002
>Call down Eagle Gas Strike
>Eagle-1 opens the purge valve on her flight suit
Anonymous No.535742913 >>535743019
I will post lobby
(you) will join
Anonymous No.535743009
>>535741628
I hope they replace the Leviathan with the great eye come cultists
Anonymous No.535743019
>>535742913
ok post the lobby then anon
Anonymous No.535743809
>>535742708
and it outs out a nice

>pffffffftttttttttt.......
Anonymous No.535744134 >>535744324 >>535744508 >>535744672 >>535744970 >>535751267
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775241197964933/76561198141964882

Lobby posted
Democracy decides faction
Anonymous No.535744324
>>535744134
2/4
Anonymous No.535744508
>>535744134
FULL
thanks for joining
Anonymous No.535744672 >>535744753 >>535744829
>>535744134
>always late for lobbies
Anonymous No.535744753
>>535744672
you'll never be late if you make your own
Anonymous No.535744829 >>535745153 >>535746401 >>535746774 >>535754205
d10 anything steam://joinlobby/553850/109775241198488136/76561198027910192
>>535744672
join NOW
Anonymous No.535744970 >>535746258 >>535747273
>>535744134
goddamn sexy canid auxiliaries, clogging up the super HEPA filters with their democractic shedding...
Anonymous No.535745102
>extraction terminal halfway through the ground
>have to play the memory game and very subtle audio cues because the wrong code sound doesn't even play anymore
>all of that while dodging bile spewer shit and the loud af napalm noises
fun
Anonymous No.535745153 >>535745741
>>535744829
3/4
Anonymous No.535745506
Sorry MO wagies, you're failing this MO because swiggers can't figure out how to track kills properly. You just lose, deal with it.
Anonymous No.535745741
>>535745153
I'm going to buy this woman a filing cabinet to hold all the carbon copy C-01's she'll be filling out...
Anonymous No.535746134 >>535746421 >>535746667
>Blitz
>Set lobby to invite only
>Do bare minimum requirement
>Leave
Fuck Blitz
Anonymous No.535746258
>>535744970
Have you seen them on the frontlines though? I'd say dealing with a bit of shedding is more than worth it all things considered.
Anonymous No.535746401
>>535744829
still 3/4
Anonymous No.535746421 >>535746739
>>535746134
it's the only mission type that still generates any semblance of time pressure which was an important component of this game back when people still cared about it
Anonymous No.535746667
>>535746134
Blitz is fine if you don't need samples for upgrades or secondary objectives for personal orders. The primary objective us usually easily knocked out in 2 minutes unless you're in a fucking city.

I once finished an automaton blitz in 45 seconds using an AT emplacement on a hill overlooking the map.
Anonymous No.535746739 >>535747136
>>535746421
Why would I want to feel pressured when playing a video game?
Anonymous No.535746774
>>535744829
fvll
Anonymous No.535747136 >>535747546
>>535746739
>why would I chew when eating
all games humanity has ever conceived are built to pressure you into a challenge
Anonymous No.535747273
>>535744970
Tell me about it. The fur gets EVERYWHERE. Ran into a helldiver one some 3 months ago and I'm still finding some on my uniform.
Anonymous No.535747546 >>535748069 >>535748821
>>535747136
Chewing gum is pressuring to you?
>all games humanity has ever conceived are built to pressure you into a challenge
You clearly never played any game if you think every game was a dick measuring contest and it also told me exactly what kind of person you are.
In other words, Opinion: Discarded.
Anonymous No.535747743 >>535747969 >>535748325
So let me get this straight, we can save customized weapons but still don't have the ability to save loadouts?
Anonymous No.535747969
>>535747743
let them cook anon stuff like this always take time
Anonymous No.535748069
>>535747546
Competition and rankings are inherently good things. Games, much like everything else, are diminished by catering them to average IQ. Be a little Darwinistic for once. Not everyone deserves to be in. Some of us are only on this Earth to fail and provide contrast to the strong and capable. Let them.
Anonymous No.535748325 >>535750690
>>535747743
I heard some cope that the lack of stratagem loadouts is to encourage people to experiment, but I just want to be able to quickly slap down the same 4 sentries every time for grinding eradication, that shit is not going to change. You get kicked if you bring anything else anyway.
Anonymous No.535748471 >>535748632 >>535748687
>>535742654
They honestly need to add even more environment hazards into the game. We also need planet specific wildlife that could attack us or enemies
Anonymous No.535748632
>>535748471
>We also need planet specific wildlife
When they can't even make regular enemy units without severely halfassing them?
Anonymous No.535748687
>>535748471
oh cool, another reason for visibility to be impeded.
Anonymous No.535748821 >>535748997 >>535749076
>>535747546
>Chewing gum is pressuring to you?
This is such a horrible way to read that metaphor I almost believe you're just baiting.

>You clearly never played any game if you think every game was a dick measuring contest
Nearly every game ever made has SOME sort of challenging aspect to it, competitive games, arcade games, board games, real life sports. Even slow and relaxing games can still "challenge" you into optimizing shit and solving problems, even if its not the main focus.
However, this whole tangent doesn't even really matter since the topic is Helldivers 2, a game with a time limit, lives, enemies, and a fail condition. You are playing a game that is made to put pressure on you while you try to win, and asking why they'd make the game like that?
The answer is that being pressured with a challenge is fun to most people.
Anonymous No.535748827
unless you're one of those retards sticking to light pen guns for no reason, low visibility should never be a real problem
Anonymous No.535748997 >>535752229
>>535748821
>This is such a horrible way to read that metaphor I almost believe you're just baiting.
Ever consider that maybe it was a dogshit metaphor?
>Nearly every game ever made has SOME sort of challenging aspect to it,
Youre acting like every challenge means it makes it automatically good. Do you think staring at the sun to see who can stare the longest is a good challenge too?
Anonymous No.535749076 >>535749186 >>535749231
>>535748821
Thanks for the support anon but you're counterarguing a retard that only deserves to be baited until a lethal amount of rage is induced.
Anonymous No.535749186 >>535749867
>>535749076
I realize that.
Anonymous No.535749231
>>535749076
I accept your concession.
Anonymous No.535749292 >>535749562
Things we need:
>even more weapon customization
>secondary customization
>mech customization
>more biomes and hazards
>complete Illuminate overhaul
>complete DSS overhaul
>more vehicles
>platoons
>higher level cap
>more achievements
>a proper storyline that actually rewards us for completing it woth something other than medals
>game optimization
Anything I'm missing?
Anonymous No.535749354
No game has ever been improved by getting dumbed down. None. Not once has this happened.
Anonymous No.535749562 >>535749657
>>535749292
we need a new game by a different studio, one brimmed with workaholics that would rather hustle to the death than release crash prone broken dogshit
Anonymous No.535749657
>>535749562
Name ONE studio.
Anonymous No.535749675 >>535750271 >>535750708
You know it's bad when they even stopped making Coretta Kelly news reels since the SE invasion
Anonymous No.535749867 >>535750298 >>535750523 >>535752229
>>535749186
>No argument
Listen anon, just because someone disagrees with you doesnt mean theyre wrong. In fact, youre wrong. Why do you think the game survived when AH buffed everything? Why do you think people call for nerfs when they dont find something fun? Youre factually incorrect.
Anonymous No.535750271
>>535749675
Hold your horses
Anonymous No.535750298 >>535750541
>>535749867
>the game survived
the game is dying
Anonymous No.535750320
Chewing is bullshit, I just wanna shove the entire cartoon hamhock down my throat and yummy big tummy eat the food...
Anonymous No.535750523
>>535749867
the game was dying back then for the same reason its dying right now: half-baked content filled with bugs. saying the game was dying because of muh difficulty is just revisionism
Anonymous No.535750541 >>535751015 >>535751283 >>535752229
>>535750298
So why do you think people dont like nerfs? If everyone is saying they dont like something then maybe youre wrong.
Anonymous No.535750690 >>535751196
>>535748325
I have never heard of anyone getting kicked in an extraction mission
Anonymous No.535750708
>>535749675
Voice Actress got bored and left, pls understand.
Anonymous No.535751015 >>535751160 >>535751314
>>535750541
people don't like boredom and that's everything the past 10-ish months of content have been - boring. lack of a challenge is a big part of the reason why. refer to the pre-nerfed, inconsequential warstrider that gives pause to no-one but the utter bottom of the barrel (I bet that includes you)
Anonymous No.535751160
>>535751015
>Moving the goalpost
:)
Anonymous No.535751196
>>535750690
Some people instakick for mines or the one true flag.
Anonymous No.535751267
>>535744134
Cheers lads
We taught those bots a lesson
Anonymous No.535751272 >>535751493
Holy fuck the Arc Thrower is completely useless. Double digit hits to down anything big.
Anonymous No.535751283 >>535751410
>>535750541
>cater game to people who dont like nerfs
>be surprised when people who dont like nerfs are the only ones left playing the game
Golly, I wonder how that happened?
Anonymous No.535751305
one could argue most games are dying all the time without support
helldivers just fucking eats ass because arrowhead refuses to learn from its mistakes of having inter-department communication
add onto that not bringing in outside help for help with the engine (Fatshark) to actually optimize for once
dunno how arrowhead has an extremely bomb marketing department since Magicka yet helldivers is so fucking broken it's insane
i wouldn't at all be surprised if the game well and truly dies and they just go 'yeah whatever' as postmortem but it could be easily saved it'd just take time
we will see.
Anonymous No.535751314 >>535751864
>>535751015
Have you tried not playing the same god damn game for the past 10 months?
I want more shit for this game too, no doubt, but I've also grown bored of it after realising I've done all there is to it, anything else is purely for fun.
Coming back to HD2 after playing other shit is a refresher, mainly to realise what could've done better.

But for all we know, Arrowhead got their first actual POPULAR game, and they clearly show they have no idea what the fuck to do.
Anonymous No.535751410 >>535751565 >>535751571 >>535751991 >>535752252
>>535751283
When have nerfs to player power in a PvE game ever been welcomed?
Anonymous No.535751493 >>535751585 >>535752870 >>535754376
>>535751272
>why can't I instagib chargers and hulks with a weapon clearly designed for CC
Anonymous No.535751565
>>535751410
Ultimatum, and its ability to shit on strata-jammers or detector towers.
Though that was the only nerf it really deserved, dunno about everything else related to it.
Anonymous No.535751571 >>535751772
>>535751410
Rarely because they aren't needed since there are usually a multitude of difficulties ranging from extremely easy to extremely hard. This is what HD2 used to be and now the hardest difficulty we have is mildly challenging.
Anonymous No.535751585 >>535751931
>>535751493
Retard
Anonymous No.535751747
>>535707981
>it's only good when my primary weapon does a nonstop beam of heavy armor penetration
>contrarian opinion like the verdict but objectively wrong
>this last one is correct
Anonymous No.535751772 >>535752010 >>535752229 >>535752456
>>535751571
And yet barely anyone in this game outside of this thread is asking for player nerfs. Youre not the majority. Youre a loud minority on an already minority board. Youre the one in the wrong. Unless youre one of those "people" that unironically thinks everyone else is wrong because theyre enjoying it the "wrong" way.
Anonymous No.535751864 >>535752194
>>535751314
I haven't played in a month and gave a hard time believing there will ever be anything worth coming back to. Vibes are lost
Anonymous No.535751931 >>535752198
>>535751585
You ever lick a 9 volt battery as a kid? Did it fucking kill you or just tickle a little bit?
Why should the arc thrower be good at taking down hulks, chargers and such?
Anonymous No.535751991 >>535752090
>>535751410
It's weird when I see people saying that player tools needs to be nerfed when new, harder enemies are introduced that rely on the strength of those tools to defeat them.

Like, sure maybe the quasar was a little too good for the bots, but now that war striders are here I don't really relish the concept of fighting them without one.
Anonymous No.535752001
>>535732153
>t. retard
They straight up put the Virgil ping noise on the discord. It's a collab
Anonymous No.535752010 >>535752252
>>535751772
holy esl reading comprehension
Anonymous No.535752090 >>535752229
>>535751991
>It's weird when I see people saying that player tools needs to be nerfed when new,
Nobody is saying that.
The discord isnt saying that
The reddit is saying that
Nobody is saying that.
Youre. The. Minority.
Anonymous No.535752117 >>535755075
>battery-licking analogy
I think you're both bozos but this takes the cake.
Anonymous No.535752194
>>535751864
Only times I ever come back is when I have the itch to play MP games with other people, not against people. Its bad enough that one has to deal with retards IRL, I dont want genetic degenerates to deal with online either.

The hope for now is the 26th of August, but expectations from my side are grim. They might reignite the fire for a whole 3 days, then its back to another 3 months of fucking nothing.
Anonymous No.535752198 >>535752704
>>535751931
you ever light a flashlight on your face? did it burn your eyes off and poke a hole on your nose? Why should the laser/quasar cannon be good at taking down hulks, chargers and such?
Anonymous No.535752229 >>535752428
>>535748997
>>535749867
>>535750541
>>535751772
>>535752090
>youre
Anonymous No.535752242
>>535708742
Sickle is one of the least accurate primaries in the game. Lots of people just don't realize it because it also has 0 recoil.
Anonymous No.535752252
>>535752010
Did you forget that we were talking about nerfs, you fucking moron? >>535751410
Just because I fried your brain so hard that you dont have a counter argument doesnt mean someone is esl, it means you lost the argument.
Anonymous No.535752272 >>535752593
Best planet to find regular chargers? I never bothered to try and understand the constellation bullshit. For now I'm on Trandor because it's pretty looking and I can see far across the map.
Anonymous No.535752428
>>535752229
Your point?
Anonymous No.535752456 >>535752623 >>535752778
>>535751772
>Youre not the majority
That shouldn't be a factor in determining whether I'm correct. For every 99 divers that rushed head first onto squidslop back in May and gobbled it up with abandon, there was one diver that refused to. Who was right? The mob rushing to conclusions or the solitary defiant? Trick question it's the one that didn't waste a moment on awful content.
Anonymous No.535752520
>>535707981
>Verdict but with less ammo
It's a Senator but with medium pen and a sink instead of being capped at 6 rounds. It's for when you want to take an oddball primary like the Eruptor and don't want to give up your support weapon for dealing with the odd voteless or whatever.
Anonymous No.535752593
>>535752272
https://helldiverscompanion.com/#
Check any planet with the charger rampage's modifier
Anonymous No.535752623 >>535752795 >>535753025
>>535752456
>99 people rushed to go have a fun time just shooting shit
>1 guy decided he doesnt want to play squids, and now is acting all high and mighty about it
We get it, you never got love from your parents in your childhood, but can you shut the fuck up already? Nobody cares who you are. Nobody cares what you say. Nobody will ever care what you do on the internet.
Anonymous No.535752704
>>535752198
I appreciate the attempt at a metaphor, and I'd encourage you to try again in the future, but in my case 'electricity' is the same both in the game and in my real life example, whereas the light from a flashlight and the sci-fi laser aren't. A+ for effort though!
Anonymous No.535752778 >>535753204
>>535752456
>That shouldn't be a factor in determining whether I'm correct.
So you think the rest of the playerbase is wrong and youre the only one whos right? Actual narcissism.
Anonymous No.535752795 >>535753067
>>535752623
>1 guy decided he doesnt want to play squids
Unironically the most based individual. Squagies are the helldivers equivalent of lemmings.
Anonymous No.535752870 >>535752996
>>535751493
It's shit at that too. When a dozen bugs jump you, why do you want to waste seconds having to charge? The blitzer is far better for chaff and it doesn't take up a strategy slot.
Anonymous No.535752996 >>535755614
>>535752870
I agree with you but Im arguing why it shouldnt be expected to perform against heavy enemies
its performance (or lack therof) against chaff is a separate issue
Anonymous No.535752998
>Scans indicate Charger threat density has reached 750% relative to baseline
Anonymous No.535753019
>>535731197
With engineering kit or Fortified instead.
Anonymous No.535753025
>>535752623
>We
You're alone and overmatched, bufftoddler.
Anonymous No.535753067 >>535753281
>>535752795
Congratulations, anon. You are making up more things to feel good about yourself being "not like the others". Do you feel proud of yourself? I do.
Now tell me why that matters, when you're sitting on this chinese opium-huffing board, talking about things that AH will never hear about from your side?
You know what I'm wearing? A party hat. You don't get one. Because you're wearing a dunce hat.
Anonymous No.535753121 >>535753368
>people played the new content when it was new
>new content got stale quickly, the majority stops playing it
>the one retard who refused to play the new content when it was new is acting smug about it
Anonymous No.535753204 >>535753292 >>535753468
>>535752778
>So you think the rest of the playerbase is wrong
Most of it is indeed wrong and should be ignored for feedback, yeah.
Anonymous No.535753281 >>535753671
>>535753067
Seething squagie
Anonymous No.535753289
>>535734021
Counterpoint: dropping napalm barrage on a huge ball of Squids is really fucking kino.

I wouldn't bring it normally but it's cool to have.
Anonymous No.535753292 >>535753531
>>535753204
if its wrong, why does arrowhead listen to them, then?
Anonymous No.535753368
>>535753121
>stale
it's just plain bad content period
Anonymous No.535753456 >>535753641
What's most important is that I establish that I am the smartest man in the room, and the quickest way to do that is to disagree with everything everyone else says.
Anonymous No.535753468 >>535753709
>>535753204
>Most of it is indeed wrong and should be ignored for feedback, yeah.
So you think AH should ignore the majority of the playerbase and cater to a very small minority who tie their sense of self to playing "hard" video games? And youre telling me that the game is dying from player buffs
You can cope all you like. It doesnt matter if youre right or wrong at this point. The majority has spoken and they clearly dont want what you want. Saying theyre "wrong" for not actually wanting something is actually so fucking delusional.
Anonymous No.535753531 >>535754226
>>535753292
because they're fools lmao what else do you want me to say? They're strangling their golden goose as I type this.
Anonymous No.535753641
>>535753456
You're better off finding another room then lil fella! I'm already in this one
Anonymous No.535753671 >>535753942 >>535754128
>>535753281
Don't mistake me for a squid-diver or anything of the sorts. I've my own quarrel with the faction as it is, both from a design perspective, unit composition, gameplay loop and how they generally feel to blast apart. Shooter games exist to satisfy our ever-present craving for violence, don't they? It's in your nature, after all.

All they did was make a 2 week-long Major Order of fighting squids, people now suffer fatigue from it. The only noticable changes they've done were some nerfs to the Overseers and the Harvesters. I'm not gonna talk about the Leviathan, because everyone and their mother already have done so.

Now. Beat. It.
Anonymous No.535753698 >>535753851 >>535753865 >>535753942 >>535754071
>People want their game to be challen-ACKKK
Argument over.
Anonymous No.535753709 >>535753851
>>535753468
The game is dying from Arrowhead's incompetence. Giving in to buff demands was a very prominent case of that incompetence showing itself.
Anonymous No.535753851
>>535753698
>>535753709
Anonymous No.535753865 >>535754007
>>535753698
I'd rather have 4-5k divers that are decent to be around and not completely shit at the game than 450k redditors.
Anonymous No.535753881
Lobby doko
Anonymous No.535753942 >>535754160
>>535753671
>you're right but I'm still mad at you
Concession accepted lol
>>535753698
Darktide is a game for the challenged, not people who want a challenge.
Anonymous No.535754007 >>535754295
>>535753865
Go play Darktide then. Quit pissing all over the walls in anger and do something about it instead of screeching about how everyone else is wrong.
Anonymous No.535754071 >>535754152
>>535753698
You could have just used the active helldiver statistic. wow, the playstation playerbase is larger than I thought.
Anonymous No.535754117
i really wish some of you niggers were as dedicated as the troons over in /xivg/ and get tripcodes already, so i could filter your shit takes
holy crackers floyd-droid
Anonymous No.535754128 >>535754372 >>535754889
>>535753671
your delusions are almost impressive.
people fucking hate squids with all their might anon. there are frequently more people idling on liberated planets than there are active players on squids. that's not fatigue, it's complete abandonment. HoD was a steaming turd of an update.
Anonymous No.535754152 >>535754347
>>535754071
>expecting any semblance of critical thinking skills from steamcharts posters
Anonymous No.535754160
>>535753942
>Darktide is a game for the challenged, not people who want a challenge.
>"I WANT LE HARD VIDEO GAME!!! NO! NOT LIKE THAT!!!"
Heh....
Anonymous No.535754205
>>535744829
ggs
Anonymous No.535754226 >>535754474
>>535753531
>They're stranling their golden goose
>By catering to 99 consumers out of 100
Anonymous No.535754295 >>535754491
>>535754007
you're the angry one. I'm just musing about a bygone time when HD2 was less of a snooze fest.
Anonymous No.535754347
>>535754152
Those that dont like Steam Charts are often those the most btfo'd by them because they cant argue with the facts.
Anonymous No.535754372
>>535754128
>open up the companion
>1.3k on squid planets
>1.5k on SE planets
Fucking hell, doing literally nothing is more popular than squids.
Anonymous No.535754376 >>535754513 >>535754551
>>535751493
I'm pretty sure if a bolt of lightning struck a whale the whale would still be dead, bro.
Anonymous No.535754474 >>535755205
>>535754226
yes, how is that contradictory? Arrowhead's main supply of player feedback comes from reddit, the most despicable online community to ever exist. listening to them can only degrade the game.
Anonymous No.535754491 >>535754754
>>535754295
Yeah, bro. Im soooooo mad the game hasnt been a nerftrannies wet dream and I can pick more than 4 weapons to be useful.
Anonymous No.535754513 >>535754636
>>535754376
fuck you now I have to look that up.
Anonymous No.535754521
lobby doko
Anonymous No.535754551 >>535754870
>>535754376
But the arc thrower doesn't shoot lightning bolts; it launches 9 volt batteries at enemies' tongues.
Anonymous No.535754636
>>535754513
Its possible. Just rare.
Anonymous No.535754651 >>535754787 >>535754852
How efficient is the K-9 at achieving zero-fault full-party teamkills?
Anonymous No.535754754 >>535754908
>>535754491
AT, MGs, and sentries being on the back seat meta-wise was anything but a bad thing. It required players to be more skillful and tactical.
Anonymous No.535754787
>>535754651
If you pick the K-9, youre always at fault. Ive just been insta kicking people that take it.
Anonymous No.535754852
>>535754651
Impossible, you can be away 50 meters from a teammate and it somehow can kill him anyway
Anonymous No.535754870 >>535755075
>>535754551
>gets btfo by my argument
>passive aggressively chimes in after someone else takes his side
what is your username I must study you for science
Anonymous No.535754889
>>535754128
>HoD was a steaming turd of an update.
And we're not done here, yet.

Notice how it also seems to be akin in nature to a "Season" in other video games these days. You are in the "Heart of Democracy" story arc. You'd expect a lot more content, right?

Wrong.

All you get is weapon customisation, mega-cities, and one whole new bot unit. The squids? Who cares about squids?
The squids now get "zombie but fat and walks through walks", ONE overseer variant that shoots SuperValue Epoch rounds at you, the Leviathan, and the only good thing they have brought into this game and frankly should have more of - the Stingray.

But who am I kidding here? You should already know about how bad the "Helldivers 2 Situation" is. I'm saying the same things others have in the past months, and others will in the upcoming months. One must wonder why Arrowhead is so incompetent. But all we get, is the CEO of scamming telling you to shit your pants, like a true Indian Superpower enforcer.

I just want more content in this game. A few more guns to shoot. A few more mission types. Maybe even actual snow forest biomes.
The gaming industry has been in the shitter for the past 10 years, and seemingly no great advancements have been brought up to light. Unless you want to talk about RayTracing, AI-generated Frames, and other ludonarrative meta-kino buzzwords that make no sense.
Anonymous No.535754908 >>535755121
>>535754754
Cool story, bro. The rest of the playerbase clearly doesnt care. You lost.
Anonymous No.535755075
>>535754870
>>gets btfo by my argument
Honky, did you know that more than multiple people can make fun of you? I have made exactly one other comment regarding the arc thrower and it's >>535752117 you uppity bitch.
Anonymous No.535755118 >>535800701 >>535800845
Reddit had a good idea for once.
Anonymous No.535755121 >>535755281
>>535754908
We all lost. I'm just far enough ahead of the curve to see it.
Anonymous No.535755164 >>535755712
>"Sven. Deploy another squid MO."
>"But Joel! Everyone hates squids!"
>"Hmm?"
>"They hate them, sir! In fact, theres little more than thirteen hundred players as we speak! What do we do?!"
>"hmmm....contact the french twink. Order him to "leak" content. Have him tell the players we're 60% through the current story arc"
>"But sir we're only 20%-"
>"Plans have changed Sven, now go"
Anonymous No.535755205 >>535755454
>>535754474
They're not strangling anything, you self righteous nigger. I can see clearly how you come straight from reddit being such a preposterous little faggot.
Feedback may seem wrong to you because it's hurting you right in the fee fees and because you're the blackest gorilla nigger ever, but that's AH's market. You can go play really challenging genres or you can keep crying about le epic coop game not catering to you.
Anonymous No.535755281 >>535755765
>>535755121
>We all lost.
Nah, just you. The majority got what they wanted. Youre the only one shitting your pants about how all the weapons are better.
Anonymous No.535755454
>>535755205
First thing you learn about feedback is that it needs filtering in order to remove the plebeian touch. This is the step that Arrowhead neglected. The results of that mistake are Heart of Democracy, a completely abandoned faction, and the generally sorry state of the game.
Anonymous No.535755609
Its wild how one small change can make all the difference, in the game. So... Mod up, Mr. Freeman. Mod up and install the eye glow.
Anonymous No.535755614
>>535752996
It's a strategem and it doesn't perform against anything else. The blitzer, grenades, and K9 and tesla tower all seem to be electrical chaff clearing stuff. So it makes sense there would be an electrical heavy weapon.
Anonymous No.535755671 >>535756125 >>535756917 >>535759634
>MO ends tomorrow
>tuesday which means update day
>Gamescom coming up
Is there a chance for a happening?
Anonymous No.535755712 >>535755989 >>535755991 >>535756119
>>535755164
Jokes aside the story arcs are such rancid dogshit.
>have no special missions
>have no special locations
>just powerpoint presentations explaining why you need to do the exact same shit you've been doing for a year and a half, on a specific planet that nobody cared about for the past half-year
>and 4 times out of 5 it's dragged-out filler crap
Anonymous No.535755765 >>535756068 >>535756174
>>535755281
Say that again once EoS hits (max 18 months and that's the overtly optimistic estimate).
Anonymous No.535755989 >>535756189 >>535756574
>>535755712
>have no special missions
>have no special locations
You will now be reminded of the TCS missions. Their activation, their defense, and shutting them down, alongside everything leading to blowing the fuck out of it.

You will now be put into a deprivation chamber for the foreseeable future until End of Service hits, and you are free to go.
Anonymous No.535755991
>>535755712
it's depressing but almost everyone here could come up with and execute a more exciting storyline than Joel has
Anonymous No.535756068 >>535756195
>>535755765
We would've hit EoS a few months after EoF if Alexus had been allowed to keep butchering every standout weapon
Anonymous No.535756119 >>535756268
>>535755712
This game could really benefit from simple animatic cutscenee at the very least to give us some sort of story. Surely it wouldn't kill them to do sonething like that. Hell, it would make completing big event MOs a lot more fun too seeing what kind of mini cutscene we get because of it.
Anonymous No.535756125 >>535756612
>>535755671
I doubt they'd do a significant update the week before launching to Xbox.
Anonymous No.535756174 >>535756460 >>535756501
>>535755765
>"I hope the game dies just so I can prove my point!"
Textbook. Narcissism. Nobody should ever take your suggestions seriously.
Anonymous No.535756189 >>535756302 >>535756612 >>535757163 >>535759597
>>535755989
I was reminded specifically of that. There were 2 or 3 unique mission types AND A UNIQUE PLANET BIOME for the Meridia arc. That was over a year ago. Has any set of MOs since then had a comparable amount of unique content in it?
Anonymous No.535756195
>>535756068
somebody already explained to you that the issue then was content drought just like it is now, but at least the game was still fun
Anonymous No.535756268 >>535756852
>>535756119
They can't even put together a cape within a working timeframe
Anonymous No.535756302
>>535756189
no.
Anonymous No.535756460
>>535756174
Your arguing with our resident shitposter. He's just spewing his usual shit for attention. Don't feed the troll and all that.
Anonymous No.535756501 >>535756684
>>535756174
I don't hope for anything. I'm simply able to guarantee that Arrowhead will not be able to retain a substantial player base for all that much longer if they maintain this course. Unless the Xbox patch somehow defies all reasonable expectations even the holidays will see active players bleeding out.
Anonymous No.535756574
>>535755989
I too remember when these clowns used to create unique maps for their MOs and then proceeded to recycle slop MOs after slop MOs with the same old tilesets. The most embarrassing one was when they tried to reuse Tien Kwan's biome only for Joel to realize that the map was literally removed from the game ages ago, so it was crashing people's games when they tried to deploy on it. Fucking joke of a dev team that doesn't even fucking communicate with eachother, honestly.
Anonymous No.535756612 >>535756767 >>535756961
>>535756125
ODST warbond trailer at the very least
>>535756189
It's really strange how they completely stopped giving us cool unique missions for special events. It looked like the SE megacity invasion was gonna be limited to that event but they added them to most planets anyways. AH seems to have gotten scared of adding FOMO
Anonymous No.535756684
>>535756501
Ok, bro.
Anonymous No.535756767
>>535756612
Yeah I have FOMO
(Fear Of Major Orders!)
Anonymous No.535756852 >>535757149 >>535757205
>>535756268
They wouldn't even have to do it for every single MO, just the major story ones, like when Meridia collapsed, we didnt even get to see it happen, they just sent us back to SE and gave us a low effort image switch on the galactic map
Anonymous No.535756917
>>535755671
Nah
I think with the new influx of players they'll ramp up the squid black hole storyline but not throw a curveball like they did last time and build them up until they decide to finally drop cultist
Anonymous No.535756961 >>535757120 >>535758062
>>535756612
>Super city missions undercooked, lacking rewards, functionally chafe against orbital and eagle strats
>Could put it back in the oven for more work, allowing it to ruminate in the mind of the players who "were there" fondly
>instead it becomes a mandatory theater of war for the majority of campaigns.
Anonymous No.535757120
>>535756961
The problem with that option is that it requires several Swedish people to actually put in what they would call "hard work."
Anonymous No.535757149 >>535758332
>>535756852
You reminded me of the people high on copium camping out at Meridia expecting a unique event to happen they could see before it started moving towards Super Earth, just to get sent to Super Earth automatically when that started happening because the devs are incapable of doing anything actually interesting in this game. With the amount of hope these swiggers have killed in this game I'm surprised anyone has any faith left in them at this point.
Anonymous No.535757153 >>535757336
Alexus being released from the surstromming basement was the death knell for this game. We're can only watch as they're lowering the casket into the grave by providing shit warbonds with maybe one good item each, no meanigful bugfixes (unless they nerf players of course), no content, no performance increases, no filesize reduction, nothing.
Anonymous No.535757163
>>535756189
I suspect the first arc of the galactic war as well as the first handful of warbonds were made by the A-list devs who are no longer working on HD2.
Anonymous No.535757205
>>535756852
I remember when Meridia happened, and still had an operation open there.
Dived into a black hole, got probably a sneak-peek of the rare "Bangladesh" biome.
Anonymous No.535757336
>>535757153
Can't wait to see which singular item from the Halo warbond will be permitted to not be third rate dogshit. Would be pretty meta if it ended up being the pistol.
Anonymous No.535757740
Nerftranny lost. 60-day buffpatch sequel coming soon.
Anonymous No.535758062
>>535756961
>instead it becomes a mandatory theater of war for the majority of campaigns.
This. It's not just that they brought it back so soon, it's that they are on most if not all planets in a sector. It doesn't help that they are all the exact same with no distinguishing features which will make the eventual second attack on SE not as unique because you'll just be running through the exact same locations as every other planet
Anonymous No.535758117
Anonymous No.535758201
i like duckbill breaker s&p
Anonymous No.535758332 >>535758513 >>535759829 >>535760198
>>535757149
Then there's the fact that in the Station 81 livestream, we could see meridia from the orbit of SE, meanwhile on widows harbour they didn't even bother putting it in the skybox or anything. Same goes for all the planets that had to be evacuated before Meridia destroyed them. Countless of cool opportunities wasted for no other reason than laziness
Anonymous No.535758513
>>535758332
They couldn't even be assed to insert a 2d.png of the dss on the planets it orbits during missions
Anonymous No.535759597
>>535756189
I think I remember hearing about how a bunch of AH devs left the studio after HD launched.
Why they left, I have no idea.
Anonymous No.535759634
>>535755671
>Is there a chance for a happening?
no since the xbox update is in the 26th pipe dream is they announce a new warbond tomorrow since they always a new warbond a week before
Anonymous No.535759829
>>535758332
>cool opportunities wasted for no other reason than laziness
a nutshell of our time
Anonymous No.535760058 >>535761538
odst warbond trailer tomorrow you know the music time to dance
Anonymous No.535760198 >>535760863
>>535758332
And don't forget the election thing.
Anonymous No.535760751 >>535761196 >>535761285
the Deadeye is unusable without a reload speed armor
Anonymous No.535760791 >>535761282 >>535761470 >>535761651 >>535764204 >>535768627
>Can't see random abandoned termicide towers in the background on planets that had termicide applied to them.
>Can't see traces of the first galactic war on Choepessa 4, which looks like a wasteland because the entire planet was razed to the ground with orbital barrages back then - as an armour description explains.
>Can't see the DSS in orbit on planets it's orbiting.
>No Illuminate ships orbiting their stronghold planets.
>No Automaton ships seen orbiting any planet they're controlling, let alone showing the super fleet fighting the automaton fleet in space while at those worlds.
>The Gloom kills anyone that breathes in the brap cloud, which is why Super Earth has been working on creating filtration systems for over a year since the Gloom first appeared - then they let players dive on a Gloom planet with rescue civilians on it that openly exposed themselves to the Gloom in the air as they run to the escape pelican.
They could have done so much to make their world feel more interesting, but it's clear that they are far outside of their scope in actually getting anything done. They're a mid-level indie dev team at best. It's just pathetic.
Anonymous No.535760863
>>535760198
There's voting! It's just religated to the Discord server lol
Anonymous No.535761106
>SOS on Jungle bug world
>Player joins
>Player leaves
>Player joins
>Player leaves
>Player joins
>Player leaves
Is it really this easy to filter bugchasers? I thought they liked challenge?
Anonymous No.535761196
>>535760751
deadeye is amazing even without reload speed armor on squids
Anonymous No.535761282
>>535760791
>game now runs 10 time worse
>Spear and AC broken again
i don't want anything new added until they fix the mess of a game
Anonymous No.535761285
>>535760751
I disagree. It's very manageable without that if you have a decent sidearm (read: Verdict) to fall back on.
Anonymous No.535761470
>>535760791
>Ship parked at the DSS
>Select next mission in campaign
>Ship zoomed over the horizon for ten seconds
>DSS is there when we arrive
H-he's fast!
Anonymous No.535761538
>>535760058
Warbond trailer will be Thursday during Gamescom.
Anonymous No.535761651
>>535760791
>>The Gloom kills anyone that breathes in the brap cloud, which is why Super Earth has been working on creating filtration systems for over a year since the Gloom first appeared - then they let players dive on a Gloom planet with rescue civilians on it that openly exposed themselves to the Gloom in the air as they run to the escape pelican.
But.... le gun details that youll never notice or care about!
Anonymous No.535761876 >>535762223 >>535762313 >>535762891 >>535764089 >>535764335 >>535764434 >>535766249 >>535766489 >>535767546
I'M HOOOOOOSTING
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775241207556665/76561198073214698
lobby decides
Anonymous No.535762223 >>535762393 >>535764434
>>535761876
2/4
Anonymous No.535762265 >>535762480 >>535780947
what ethnicity are xbox players
i feel like playstation players were almost always black
Anonymous No.535762313
>>535761876
1
Anonymous No.535762393 >>535762657 >>535764434
>>535762223
Average helldiver education
Anonymous No.535762480 >>535762552
>>535762265
xbox players are also mostly african american
Anonymous No.535762552 >>535763612
>>535762480
I thought playstation was the black community's console of choice.
Anonymous No.535762657 >>535764434
>>535762393
still 2/4
join up!
Anonymous No.535762891
>>535761876
3/4
we're doing bug!
Anonymous No.535763612
>>535762552
that was until the Series S became the default EA Sports machine
Anonymous No.535764089
>>535761876
heh... beat that chuds
Anonymous No.535764204 >>535773417
>>535760791
what if Super Earth is lying about the Gloom's deadliness, or using that story as an excuse to quarantine/liquidate civilians carrying its spores, or space Lockheeb already knows how to make the filters but is drawing it out through lowest bidder hell, or they just don't care about the divers that are going to perish from gloom expeditions? the rest of the bad detailing stands as accused.
Anonymous No.535764316 >>535764697 >>535766048
They should go back to making armor sets that fits the fucking theme, if its not black and yellow I'm not fucking wearing it
Anonymous No.535764335
>>535761876
9?
Anonymous No.535764434
>>535761876
>>535762223
>>535762393
>>535762657
Lmao.
Anonymous No.535764697 >>535765547 >>535765745
>>535764316
forces comprised of free agents and specialists shouldn't have a uniform look to them
Anonymous No.535765547
>>535764697
>free agents and specialists
I don't think you know what you're talking about.
Anonymous No.535765745
>>535764697
The average helldiver is 18 years old
had a rigorous 72 hours of training
and lives about 18 minutes.

The different armor thing is just the super destroyer using morale tactics.
Anonymous No.535766048
>>535764316
>add armor color customization
>everyone camouflages by biome instead of being black and yellow
nothin personnel
Anonymous No.535766249
>>535761876
1 or 9 if you're gay
Anonymous No.535766354
For SUWUper Earth!
Anonymous No.535766382
Lobby doko
Anonymous No.535766489
>>535761876
19
Anonymous No.535767546 >>535767817
>>535761876
my fucking game crashed, oh well GG
Anonymous No.535767817
>>535767546
you can join back we're waiting
Anonymous No.535767893 >>535768081 >>535768741
odst is for fags who think beards and bacon are still cool
Anonymous No.535768081
>>535767893
Beards and bacon
Side-shaves and pop culture tattoos

Pick a side.
Anonymous No.535768090
What about apples and bacon?
Anonymous No.535768096 >>535768204 >>535768285 >>535768489 >>535768781 >>535768834
3/4
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775241207556665/76561198807435767
Anonymous No.535768204
>>535768096
2/4, actually, koreanbro left.
Anonymous No.535768227
You are going to feel veeery silly when we get absolutely no patch this week. The broken ass Pelican, broken extracts sometimes, enemies ignoring physical matter, etc ... it's all coming to xbox, baby
Anonymous No.535768285 >>535768345
>>535768096
>Lobby is private
Anonymous No.535768345
>>535768285
I'm sorry! It's public nao
Anonymous No.535768489
>>535768096
3/4
It's now or never Helldiver
Anonymous No.535768627
>>535760791
I would love it if there were just destroyer wrecks in orbit of gloon planets from divers that got lost in there
Anonymous No.535768741
>>535767893
>eurofag/ beta bitch detected
Anonymous No.535768781 >>535768834
>>535768096
Full?
Anonymous No.535768834
>>535768096
>>535768781
FVLL
Next time
Anonymous No.535768918 >>535769476
D10
Bots or Bugs

steam://joinlobby/553850/109775241211077489/76561197999417031
Anonymous No.535769476 >>535769526
>>535768918
full
Anonymous No.535769526 >>535769592
>>535769476
ummm no
Anonymous No.535769592 >>535769639
>>535769526
it says failed to join tho ?
Anonymous No.535769639
>>535769592
oh i think sweden fucks lobbies if the host tries to join someone else but it fails.... I'll repost one sec
Anonymous No.535769776 >>535773642
>See hunter
>Warp behind a hill while its mid jump
>Hunter clips through hill mid jump and artificially lands at my feet
Anonymous No.535769820 >>535769902
Been gone for awhile. Did something happen to the 500kg?
Threw one at a medium nest and it didnt even detonate and the second one blew, but it did dick. Wtf?
Anonymous No.535769902 >>535770158 >>535770635
>>535769820
500kg has a chance of becoming a dud now
you have to shoot it yourself once it lands
Anonymous No.535770012 >>535770480 >>535770523 >>535770623 >>535770760 >>535776445
D10
Bots or Bugs

steam://joinlobby/553850/109775241211792299/76561197999417031
Anonymous No.535770158 >>535770301
>>535769902
I know I'm outing myself as a shitter, but did they fuck with my glorious 380mm?
Anonymous No.535770301 >>535770460
>>535770158
yeah first volley of three shells will deal no damage to simulate zeroing in with inert shells
i think it's meant to be paint bc it leaves decals on the ground
Anonymous No.535770460 >>535770551
>>535770301
Im gonna have to look up meta shit aren't I? I've tried my old builds and im not contributing at all.
Anonymous No.535770480 >>535770523
>>535770012
tired of waiting... starting 1/4
Anonymous No.535770523 >>535770623
>>535770012
>>535770480
>failed to join
Anonymous No.535770551
>>535770460
he's making shit up anon
Anonymous No.535770573 >>535770758 >>535770859
cant wait for gacrux to get to like 80% liberated only for a new MO to push everyone off it and it goes back to 0 in half a day.
Anonymous No.535770623
>>535770523
>>535770012
we're 3/4 ... idk what to tell you now
Anonymous No.535770635
>>535769902
Bullshit but I wouldnt even be mad if they added that. Sounds pretty funny
Anonymous No.535770758 >>535770859
>>535770573
But anon, the jeet brigade is back to take half the fucking map
Anonymous No.535770760
>>535770012
3/4
Anonymous No.535770859 >>535771002 >>535771882
>>535770573
>>535770758
>game has a cool mechanic where the community can strategically tackle locations in a background-simulation of a real-time war
>look under the hood
>progress is dictated strictly by the current percentage of all current players are in a location
>Progress speed is capped
>functionally impossible to capture multiple locations at once
>enemy factions do not adhere to this limitation

This democracy is SO fucking managed.
Anonymous No.535771002
>>535770859
Preach it sis, regards from my lalaboy.
Anonymous No.535771417 >>535771654
Yep the MO is a bust
See you next week
Anonymous No.535771654 >>535788893 >>535789019
>>535771417
We're actually trending towards completion with a suspicious level of at-the-last-minute accuracy if you catch my drift. With I woke up like 12 hours ago we were projected to only hit 94% and now we're projected to hit 98%
Anonymous No.535771882
>>535770859
>>enemy factions do not adhere to this limitation
This is the part that irritates me the most. "Rules for thee but not for me" We should have a new resource dump to send in SEAF assaults on a world and it takes like 48 hours to capture or something, idk.
Anonymous No.535772317 >>535772629
How do I look?
Anonymous No.535772629
>>535772317
The grays are a bit different, but it's still pretty good.
Anonymous No.535773417 >>535773662
>>535764204
Stop playing defense for Arrowhead's dogshit.
Anonymous No.535773562
We're getting a patch tomorrow that will fix all the network and performance issues, as well as an announcement that Joel and Alexus are getting publicly executed
Anonymous No.535773642
>>535769776
Well then pet it, asshole.
Anonymous No.535773662
>>535773417
>the rest of the bad detailing stands as accused.
Anonymous No.535774212
>>535727262
Ex-380HE enjoyer and biggest shill here.
I stopped using it completely when they shadow nerfed the explosion radius of each salvo after the big buffs patch that also buffed all enemies health pools.
The orbital went from obliterating everything in its range to barely clearing enemies reinforcements.
It was double nerfed and they didn't do anything to compensate for it and completely forgot it exists.
Anonymous No.535775193 >>535780126
This came to me while I was thinking about bombers, but I think it would be kinda kino if they added a mission where you and your squad pilot a bomber and you have to go around a map bombing different targets(e.g., a massive mega nest kilometers or miles long, bot factories where they produce stuff such as fabs, striders, mega units(lol)).
You'd have an entirely different set of stratagems focused on AA, since each faction will send shit out to murder or inconvenience you. For example, calling in an eagle AA to take care of shriekers or a buffed version of shriekers, or having to input a code to clear any spores/interference that block the bomber's view. Also, rather than call down sentries, you input codes to manufacture them onboard and one can choose where to send them off, be it starboard, port, aft, or the bow. Same thing would apply to blue stratagems, where they're made on board, though I'm having trouble with what special blue strats could be brought on a bomber.
While the pilot does his thing piloting, another guy has to drop and aim the bombs, and the other two man turrets or use AT weapons to protect the craft from lil shits. In the case of squids, maybe something similar to xcom except you pilot the interceptor and shoot down ufos and everyone pilots a separate craft. I realize this is all kinda silly and unrealistic due to the state of the game, but atp there ain't much to grasp onto 4 now(or ever really).
share your autistic ideas besides new factions, I have fun reading them
Anonymous No.535775447 >>535775554 >>535776518
arise content
content arise
Anonymous No.535775554
>>535775447
I'm too tired to doodle today
Anonymous No.535775717
bros the youtubers are calling for buffs again...
Anonymous No.535776060 >>535776103 >>535776287
>come back to the game after months long break
>every mod is not working
Pls how to fix this? they’re all audio mods
Anonymous No.535776103 >>535779935
>>535776060
remove them
Anonymous No.535776287 >>535779935
>>535776060
just repatch them
Anonymous No.535776445
>>535770012
Anonymous No.535776518 >>535776721
>>535775447
I am sofa king we todd ed
Anonymous No.535776721
>>535776518
Anonymous No.535778548
The rest of the year will be defense MOs. Sorry Hellchuds, you shouldn't have liberated so many planets.
Anonymous No.535779698
Why does Arrowhead not?
Anonymous No.535779935 >>535780101
>>535776103
>>535776287
remove then re add them? it did fix the audio by bringing back the default sounds but the mods don’t work
do I need to find them all on nexus again and pray they were updated?
Anonymous No.535780101
>>535779935
download audio modder
put the decrepit mod into it
dump all of it as wem
look for the archive containing shit it replaced
dump the webm you got from the decrepit archives into it
patch
Anonymous No.535780126
>>535775193
I had a vague idea for a warbond
>Armor passive is a 50% chance to not expend a magazine while reloading
>new gun is a box fed AR...thing, that fires airbust shells. You can set the distance at which they explode
>new grenade is a flying buzzsaw that hones in on enemies
three new strategems:
>Reprogrammed Hulk. It has voice lines about how it cant see
>Liberated harvester. Its mechanical moans are a noticeably higher pitch, dont think about it
>Domesticated Stalker. Its head has been replaced with the head of a Hellbot.
These strategems can be commanded like the SEAF
Anonymous No.535780947
>>535762265
Mexicans
Anonymous No.535781096
>big jurassic park fag
>jurassic park MO 2, electric boogaloo
>don't get to play it at all
I shouldn't be upset, but I am. I guess I can rp my helldiver raging while the super destroyer is on a defense assignment or in for maintenance.
Anonymous No.535781193 >>535781517 >>535781639
the hover pack is pretty viable, it’s just really dependent on map and planet type
Anonymous No.535781517 >>535782015 >>535782073 >>535782106 >>535788978
>>535781193
What do you use it for?
Anonymous No.535781639 >>535783939
>>535781193
Everything is viable, even smoke weaponry.
In fact I can't wait for a fucking smoke primary, secondary, support weapon and the same for EMS.
Anonymous No.535782015 >>535782503
>>535781517
you get on top of mesa rock formations and snipe everything from afar. the height prevents anything from reaching you, but you need to be really high up to be safe, and it also gives you line of sight to everything on the map without having to reposition much
Anonymous No.535782073 >>535782182
>>535781517
hovering, dipshit
Anonymous No.535782106 >>535782182
>>535781517
arc thrower to get above the corpses and particle efffects that block the zap from connecting
Anonymous No.535782182 >>535782269 >>535783752
>>535782073
yeah but like what do you actually get out of it by being up in the air, outside of buying like a little bit of time from bugs n ayys on the ground?

>>535782106
was thinking bout this, but someone told me the arcthrower doesn't arc to multiple targets if you're in the air.
Anonymous No.535782269
>>535782182
>but someone told me the arcthrower doesn't arc to multiple targets if you're in the air.
depends entirely on the angle. directly above something? yeah, probably not going to arc, but if you're shooting at shit at a decent diagonal offset it'll arc just fine
Anonymous No.535782503 >>535782571 >>535782745 >>535783108 >>535784002 >>535784192
>>535782015
>>the height prevents anything from reaching you
>locks onto you from halfway across the map
>rockets hit nowhere near you and ragdolls you off
I don't think so diveboi
Anonymous No.535782571
>>535782503
how did a post from march 2024 end up in this thread?
Anonymous No.535782745
>>535782503
you could have posted a picture of a hunter for an even better example
Anonymous No.535783108
>>535782503
>things that don't happen anymore after the buffs patch
Anonymous No.535783402 >>535783614 >>535783697 >>535784034 >>535784859 >>535786004 >>535788210
>Oy Sven, how ve fix da fakt dat Chargers don’t spavn in D7+?
>Yoo must ramp oop da spavn-rates to seven-hundret-fifty percent, yah, dat vill help dem, sure sure.
Ohnonono
HAHAHAHAHA
Anonymous No.535783614
>>535783402
maybe now at least 2 people will need to bring AT to bugs instead of being able to get by with a single ultimatum across all 4 players
Anonymous No.535783697
>>535783402
what am I looking at?
Anonymous No.535783752
>>535782182
>yeah but like what do you actually get out of it by being up in the air, outside of buying like a little bit of time from bugs n ayys on the ground?
in my opinion, that’s a poor use case for the hover pack. you’d want to start fights from the height advantage
Anonymous No.535783805 >>535783964
they should make up some more interesting MO challenges
kill count/liberation/sample gathering is pretty boring
Anonymous No.535783939
>>535781639
If Arrowhead wanted to do something really cool, they'd make the smoke primary a combo weapon that synergized with either a booster or armor passive that let you see enemy outlines through smoke. Imagine a big heavy ASh-12 sort of thing laid out like an OICW, you fire big fat smoke grenades into a base or a patrol, then you can pick enemies off as you move through the smoke.
Anonymous No.535783964
>>535783805
Let's hear your ideas, smart guy.
Anonymous No.535784002
>>535782503
>Shitters are still crying about an enemy that has been nerfed into the ground.
Yikes.
Anonymous No.535784034 >>535789464
>>535783402
>charger spawns increased to %1000
>bugdivers on gacrux instead of phact bay just because the dss is there
why are they just so fucking stupid...
Anonymous No.535784192 >>535784504
>>535782503
>implying it doesn't shoot its entire supply into some wall somewhere
Anonymous No.535784504 >>535784572
>>535784192
When Coretta Kelly is on the news I shoot my entire supply into a tissue.
Anonymous No.535784572
>>535784504
phew, good thing it's only a voice-over
Anonymous No.535784859 >>535785015
>>535783402
where can I find this information in-game?
Anonymous No.535784862 >>535785014 >>535785042 >>535785064
When will we be able to customize the stalwart?
Anonymous No.535785014
>>535784862
One more week to go, anon. Sidearm customization, support weapon customization, ODST warbond, and Light of Liberty warbond in one week's time.
Anonymous No.535785015 >>535785240
>>535784859
You can't.
It's information datamined in real time that you can access only via some esoteric site that isn't even related to AH in any way, shape or form.
Anonymous No.535785042
>>535784862
hold r. that's the only support weapon customization you're getting
Anonymous No.535785064
>>535784862
I don't know but I'm tired of the sights they use for the machine gun support weapons.
Anonymous No.535785240 >>535785535
>>535785015
don't they periodically send notifications about major order developments? Why can they tell you about a free orbital, but they can't tell you about increased spawns?
Anonymous No.535785336
>HMG customization
>Sniper x10 sight
>reduced mag
>reduced recoil
>reduced sway
>incendiary rounds
There, I've fixed the AMR
Anonymous No.535785535 >>535786656
>>535785240
Le realism
Anonymous No.535786004 >>535786169
>>535783402
Stuff like this is why MO and the whole narrative become boring. Your win and lose has been determined. Nevermind that this whole blunder wouldn't happen had they categorized behemoth as charger or just use behemoth as the MO parameter.
Anonymous No.535786169
>>535786004
What's funny is that AH is so retarded they don't know that any number multiplied by 0 is still 0.
They really tried their hardest to help the community and ended up outing themselves as never ever touching their live server version game.
Anonymous No.535786365 >>535786473
>you now remember that the railgun used to have AP level 12 and it was nerfed to level 4
Anonymous No.535786473
>>535786365
why are you racist? why are you racist? why are you racist? stop being racist remembering these things
Anonymous No.535786656
>>535785535
>"Welcome back. Democracy's reach extends a bit further, thanks to you."
>"Listen shut up for a sec. There was like 10 times more chargers that unusual down there, we gotta tell-"
>"Welcome back. The Terminids you defeated will soon fuel the war effort."
>"No seriously, cut it out. If we don't warn the others then-"
>"Another victory over the Terminid scourge."
Anonymous No.535787050 >>535787138 >>535787368 >>535787715 >>535787761 >>535787975
>Orbital Smoke Strike
Undocumented Changes:
>Projectile
Standard damage increased from 0 to 300
Durable damage increased from 0 to 300
Demolition Force increased from 0 to 50
Stagger Force increased from 0 to 60
Push Force increased from 0 to 15

Ah yes, the utility stratagem that you toss on yourself now kills you 100% if you get caught in the blast radius.
Anonymous No.535787138
>>535787050
I hate the undocumented
Anonymous No.535787368 >>535787431 >>535787482 >>535787778
>>535787050
the thought process behind this?
Anonymous No.535787431
>>535787368
>"I'll be blunt."
Anonymous No.535787482
>>535787368
bring it up to standard with the gas and ops?
eagle smoke strike still had the projectile damage values of the bombs used by the regular airstrike
no reason why it shouldn't apply to the smoke as well
it should have been done a year ago
Anonymous No.535787691
>red smokes are all AT weaponry, actually
Anonymous No.535787715
>>535787050
>caught in the blast radius.
>>>>>>>>>>>>Projectile
Anonymous No.535787761
>>535787050
>Ah yes, the utility stratagem that you toss on yourself now kills you 100% if you get caught
in the blast radius.
>projectile
by your logic, EAT does that too
Anonymous No.535787778 >>535788081 >>535788241 >>535788293
>>535787368
the delivery system for orbitals is super destroyer guns
a smoke shell from an orbital cannon would still hurt to get hit by
makes you wonder if they're going to buff OPS or otherwise make it stronger through ship modules, because damn what's the point when you can do the same shit with something that also has a secondary effect
Anonymous No.535787803
Just a reminder that Eagle Rocket Pods deals less than half the damage of Smoke Eagles
Anonymous No.535787808 >>535787904 >>535789084
So what's going on with the CHARGER RAMPAGE? Is it all on d6 or something? Is it interesting enough to log on?
Anonymous No.535787904
>>535787808
im not feeling it
Anonymous No.535787975
>>535787050
>haha, im gonna buff the Orbital precision strike, as a treat.
>oh no, I dropped my glasses!
>Ah im sure it'll be fine
Anonymous No.535788003 >>535788050
>Go back home
>Turn on PC
>Had no motivation to play anything
>Boot up Helldivers2.exe
>3 hours passed
>Repeat
Anonymous No.535788050
>>535788003
did you spend those three hours actually playing, anon...
Anonymous No.535788081
>>535787778
>because damn what's the point when you can do the same shit with something that also has
you will find that Arrowhead do not mind how bloated and half useless our arsenal has become
if every item needed to have its unique role Sven would lose the ability to offload minimum effort warbonds onto us so they instead gaslight the community into believing a lean & balanced & well thought out arsenal isn't even desirable
Anonymous No.535788210
>>535783402
If they actually get to a 100% projected win I mite log in to a few random d6's just to see what 1000% chargers look like.For now I am content to sit and watch.
Anonymous No.535788241
>>535787778
>makes you wonder if they're going to buff OPS
the ops is fired from a tree gun turret, isn't it?
i think it should just be buffed to passively regen up to three uses, with each subsequent shell loading 10% faster
Anonymous No.535788293
>>535787778
>what's the point when you can do the same shit with something that also has a secondary effect
for the orbital smoke to destroy a structure it has to directly impact the structure with a projectile, while the OPS only needs to touch it with its explosion. OPS also has a lower cooldown
Anonymous No.535788608 >>535788676 >>535788816
>orbital smoke alerts enemies when it's dropped
>EMS is a blue strat and doesn't
why
Anonymous No.535788676
>>535788608
They jelly of the zaza
Anonymous No.535788816
>>535788608
I call for help when I see smoke. I don't call for help when my leg falls asleep
Anonymous No.535788893
>>535771654
>end result is now up to 99.46%
Anonymous No.535788931
Losing? Not allowed. We only win.
Anonymous No.535788978
>>535781517
Not him. The only use that I have for the hover pack is for the "exterminate bugs" missions. I'll use it to perch myself ontop of something silly and then just shoot at stuff.
Anonymous No.535789019
>>535771654
It's stuck at 99.45-6 now USTZ are going to sleep. AH fucked up.Only a blatant rig/2000% charger spawn will fix it.
Anonymous No.535789084
>>535787808
I'm still only seeing 1 or 2 per d6 mission. It's over
Anonymous No.535789168 >>535789224
Any lobbies explore the 1000% chargers yet on d10? Bug lobby DOKO?
Anonymous No.535789224 >>535789328
>>535789168
it's a base charger spawn rate buff
not behemoth
Anonymous No.535789226
If I wake up and this MO is a last-minute win, I'm gonna be pissed.
Then again if I wake up and this MO is a last-minute loss, I'm also gonna be pissed. Either way, I'm going to call Joel a rigger.
Anonymous No.535789239
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775241223004819/76561198026977961

Fuckign join me so i can get this SC, bots 9 if you care
Anonymous No.535789328
>>535789224
god damnit sweden this could've been fucking cool I logged on just to see the SWARMS of chargers and you're telling me these fucking swiggers fucked even that up!?
Anonymous No.535789464 >>535789728
>>535784034
>why don't the bug divers know about a datamined planet mod
Anonymous No.535789728
>>535789464
that's honestly a fair point. I forgot you had to gather all 7 dragonballs to see any information about the current MO
Anonymous No.535790402 >>535790562 >>535790672 >>535797075
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775241223466272/76561199016178993
D10 Bots Megacity Snow
https://hd2random.com/ Randomize your stratagem loadout for extra difficulty
Anonymous No.535790562
>>535790402
2/4
Anonymous No.535790618 >>535790873
Swiggers... you can up the spawn rate of chargers to 1000 times... but a 1000% spawn increase times 0% spawns is still 0 fucking spawns.
Anonymous No.535790672
>>535790402
FULL
Anonymous No.535790691
>do diff 6 to see the funny chargers
>one spawns

lol aite
Anonymous No.535790721 >>535790851
>play on difficult you know doesn't spawn regular chargers
>complain when regular chargers don't spawn on that difficulty
what kind of mental illness is this?
Anonymous No.535790751
It would be funnier if we fail the MO and Tranny Park 2 is postponed forever anyway.
Anonymous No.535790851
>>535790721
ESL
Anonymous No.535790867
Nope. I didn't see the differences. It's all just hunter and scavengers on D6.
Anonymous No.535790873
>>535790618
I have a feeling the bile titan spawn caps they forced onto D8-10s to stop 20 of them appearing a year ago was also put onto impalers and chargers also and D6 would probably have an even lower spawn cap.Swiggers do not understand there own game.
Anonymous No.535791120 >>535791276 >>535791509 >>535791659
How can anyone stomach AC on bugs. It burns ammo fast, has stationary reload, and takes too long to kill heavies without taking account of chaff surrounding you. I just realized this bringing it on D6.
Anonymous No.535791145 >>535791354 >>535791482 >>535791736 >>535792003
redpill me on gas and why i should start using it
Anonymous No.535791172 >>535791250
I'm tired of bug MOs. I get teamkilled way more fucking often on bug MOs than on any other front. Bugdivers cannot be trusted with eagle cluster, orbital airburst, orbital napalm, gatling sentries, mortar sentries, and the ABRL.
Anonymous No.535791250
>>535791172
On bug you just go solo and pray the next breach is on another poor soul
Anonymous No.535791276 >>535791736
>>535791120
It kills things fast, it can close a billion holes, the reload speed is fast if you don't empty the magazine, and the only heavy that it is bad at killing is the BT.
Anonymous No.535791354
>>535791145
I single handedly soloed 3 bug breaches in a row with a gas build
Anonymous No.535791482
>>535791145
After the recent nerf to status effects thanks to Alexus, you shouldn't use gas. If you're the host you can use gas.
Anonymous No.535791509
>>535791120
click click click click click
reload-

takes like one second to reload too.
Anonymous No.535791659
>>535791120
This is why I just bring EAT. Primary is supposed to be primary.
Click
*BT dropped dead*
Then I can focus to truly what matters instead of playing dark souls with the chaff while the rest are clearing the map
Anonymous No.535791736
>>535791276
>and the only heavy that it is bad at killing is the BT.
you can do that pretty fast, I'd say it's faster at kiling BTs than behemoths.

>>535791145
mk1 lasts like 6 seconds and deals 25 damage per second so 150 damage guaranteed on inflict.
mk2 lasts 10 seconds and deals about 250

This also CCs them and finishes them of the moment they get tinked.
The clouds linger for 10 to 15 seconds.
Anonymous No.535791771
>all these new bugs is because of preparation for Xbox launch
I got a bad feeling about this bros
Anonymous No.535792003
>>535791145
Brapdog creates fuck you zone by letting you be an Indian
Anonymous No.535792714 >>535793626 >>535793887 >>535795643 >>535795938
>Scans indicate Charger threat density has reached 2000% relative to baseline.
Morons the CHARGER SPAWN RATE IS CAPPED.
Anonymous No.535792901
>play on Gaycucks
>bugs are just running around swiping at nothing in an endless loop
>as if they are under the gas effect despite no gas being present
First the XP calculation breaks, then this. All without any patches. The game is literally falling apart at the seams.
Anonymous No.535793626 >>535793887 >>535795938
>>535792714
LMAO they are fucking with all the spawn dials trying to figure out how to make it work. Botdivers are reporting 15 hulks in a single bot drop rn.
Anonymous No.535793797 >>535794159
Owari da....
Anonymous No.535793887 >>535794443
>>535792714
>>535793626
>Scans indicate Impaler threat density has reached -99% relative to baseline.
Holy shit they are in a panic.
Anonymous No.535794082
Bugsisters...our response?
Anonymous No.535794159
>>535793797
>spore chargers and behemoths aren't counted as chargers
swedenigger code quality
Anonymous No.535794226
SWEDEN what the fuck is going on lmaooo
Anonymous No.535794443 >>535794556
>>535793887
is this even doing anything
Anonymous No.535794556 >>535794913
>>535794443
Probably not sice the Charger spawns are Capped in the games code so instead of impalers we will see more smaller unit patrols.
Anonymous No.535794604
Rig the numbers.
Anonymous No.535794704 >>535794925 >>535795121
Its so insane they didnt have the forethought to make all charger variants count
Anonymous No.535794913 >>535795619
>>535794556
so more kino swarm mob pools?
Anonymous No.535794925 >>535795006
>>535794704
Its kind of a good idea because they did then the MO would have been done in the first two days at MOST. But like...they could have also added more objectives when the current ones get completed.
It is pretty funny tho
Anonymous No.535795006 >>535795094
>>535794925
They could have just made it a higher number then brainlet. Are you swedish?
Anonymous No.535795094
>>535795006
500 million chargers
Anonymous No.535795121 >>535799771
>>535794704
The people who made the game 5 years ago didn't have any idea about how the metagame war thing would work, and the people who now manage the game are clueless no-coders that are glorified modders and cant make changes to code without everything breaking.
Anonymous No.535795441
shame difficulty: charger did not appear
Anonymous No.535795619 >>535795701 >>535796000
>>535794913
More BTs and spewers if the game im in rn says anything.
Anonymous No.535795643 >>535797481
>>535792714
>they actually for realsies dont know how their game works
Anonymous No.535795701
>>535795619
so the worst possible outcome
Anonymous No.535795729
A CHARGER JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE
Anonymous No.535795843
HOLY SHIT THERE'S A CHARGER IN MY BED FUCKING MY WIFE AND MAKING MORE CHARGERS, AND IN MY NEIGHBOR'S HOUSE AS WELL, AND IN HIS NEIGHBOR'S HOUSE AS WELL AND SO ON
Anonymous No.535795938
>>535792714
>>535793626
>Arrowhead can't make the chargers spawn no matter how hard they try
Anonymous No.535796000
>>535795619
>anon gets spewer mission type
>thinks their presence is because of the spawn changes
bile spewers will not spawn on maps that do not have that enemy seed no matter how much they fuck with individual spawn numbers
Anonymous No.535796096 >>535796191
OK just did a D6 with these cursed modifiers.
>Not a single impaler
>6 chargers
>6 BTs
>Spewers in almost every patrol
Anonymous No.535796191 >>535797189
>>535796096
>2000% charger spawns
>6 chargers
Anonymous No.535796227 >>535796335 >>535797432
this is beyond sad, it's one thing to under utilize your tools and make bad decisions. It's completely out of the fucking galaxy to NOT KNOW HOW YOUR TOOLS WORK AND STILL MAKE BAD DECISIONS
Anonymous No.535796335
>>535796227
this is what happens when you fire you're core dev team and replace them with cheap labor
Anonymous No.535796406
This is peak retardation
Anonymous No.535796471 >>535796684
You people fail to understand that they can't make more heavies spawn because they hard coded heavy spawns after the buff patch. Remember when reddit divers (and lots of people here too, sadly) kept crying about too many heavies spawning at once? Well they made sure to fix that issue permanently because AH was really shaken up by all of the review bombing and death threats. You can't fully blame AH for this debacle, redditors and /hdg/ are partly responsible as well.
Anonymous No.535796558
>blame players for bad code from devs
Sure mate
Anonymous No.535796589
gucci niggers the Sepharidic Jewish apologist for swiggers Helldivers
Anonymous No.535796643
We LOVE swedish cum in this general.
Anonymous No.535796684 >>535796750
>>535796471
>Implement a spawn cap in such a way that no one knows how to turn it off
Do swedefaggots really code like this? How did this game ever get to a playable state with these devs?
Anonymous No.535796750
>>535796684
10 years of swedish vacations
Anonymous No.535796806 >>535796970
>"OH NO, MY RAILROADED STORY EVENT THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE AN EASY WIN IS ABOUT TO FAIL!"
Based. Fuck Arrowhead. Now they have to come up with a new storyline now that Tranny Park 2 ain't happening.
Anonymous No.535796898
Surely they can just extend it by, like, an hour or two
Anonymous No.535796961
>AH was really shaken up by all the review bombing and death threats
c'mon man that's not even rage bait, that's just hilarious
Anonymous No.535796970
>>535796806
Okay
>"Tyranny Park 2's opening will be delayed by a week to make up for the charger's eggs we lack"
Done
Anonymous No.535797009
>Tranny Park 2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l6p-9PC5XRQ
Anonymous No.535797075
>>535790402
ggs lads, great games
Anonymous No.535797127 >>535797506
They literally had an entire fucking week to fix this issue and only now they're actually trying to remedy it. This is some "completing your week long school assignment on the last night before the project is due" levels of pathetic.
Anonymous No.535797187
chinks ate all the charger larvae before they could reach maturity, they're an endangered species now
Anonymous No.535797189 >>535797650
>>535796191
2nd game
>2 Chargers TWO
>3 Bile titans
Anonymous No.535797317
I thought I had cared about the galactic war as little as possible but actual incentives to play the utterly pointless lower difficulties somehow drilled rock bottom and made me even more upset
Anonymous No.535797432
>>535796227
Anon, these are the same devs that didn't realize Tien Kwan's map biome even existed in the game anymore when they decided to put an invasion on it, which resulted in players' games crashing when they tried to deploy there. The signs that they have no fucking clue how their own game functions has been there from ages ago. Fuck, even in their gameplay it was obvious they don't know shit about their own game on a gameplay basis. I think pajeet coders making shitty knock off remakes know more about what they're making than these incompetent B-grade devs do.
Anonymous No.535797481 >>535797862
>>535795643
Of course not, the brownoids have been holding the reins since release when all the actual devs left the company or went to the other project that totally isn't wannabe magika 3. Just let that sink in, the already incompetent swiggers who duct taped this together and managed to ship it, are gone, replaced with EVEN WORSE devs.
Anonymous No.535797484
I just spent 20 minutes in a D5 mission so that chargers were only possible heavy that could spawn
I encountered 1 of them
Anonymous No.535797506
>>535797127
I know why I aborted all contact to the work/life balance crowd and joined the hustle. Better to spend life bruised and exhausted than live in a world where nothing works.
Anonymous No.535797586
QUICK DOUBLE THE SPAWN RATES AGAIN
Anonymous No.535797650
>>535797189
Final game. Bug eradicate.
>3 Chargers
>2 Bile titans
Anonymous No.535797735
=====================
IT IS NOW BROWN HOUR
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Anonymous No.535797762 >>535797821
time to go down to D3 kill charger missions to guarantee they actually spawn
Anonymous No.535797821
>>535797762
Oh uhm

Uh

Those are charger *behemoths*...they uh, they dont count
Anonymous No.535797862
>>535797481
You know, getting a license to make Magicka 3 wouldn't be the hardest thing to do. If Magicka 3 were what they wanted to make they'd just do that.
Anonymous No.535798001
>Deathless solo mission ruined because a dev decided to turn sideways and shoot through his shield
On the other hand it was possibly the smoothest run I've had yet.
Anonymous No.535798017 >>535798181 >>535798684 >>535798995
they can't even rig their own game (οΏ£yβ–½οΏ£) Ohohoho.....
Anonymous No.535798181
>>535798017
it's super embarrassing
Anonymous No.535798248 >>535798684
I wonder how many of their "devs" are just straight up vibe coding
Anonymous No.535798265
>bugdivers so terminally braindead they can't win an MO even when the devs rig to be 2000% in their favour
lol
Anonymous No.535798305
Not a good look guys im gonna be real. Not a good look.
Anonymous No.535798408
They could have just reduced the amount needed to kill earlier when we liberated multiple times. But no, they are Swedish, they cannot swallow their PRIDE. Now they are left with shit all over their hands.
Anonymous No.535798478 >>535798678 >>535798684 >>535798754 >>535798807
QUICK!
SET THE SPAWNER TO 10000%!!
NO 100 000%!!!
Anonymous No.535798678 >>535799725
>>535798478
Too bad that X amount times 0 is and always will be 0, though.
Anonymous No.535798684
>>535798017
>>535798478
>>535798248
As amusing as this all is I think I'm going to go play some Dawn of War while AH tries to unfuck themselves.
Anonymous No.535798703 >>535799359
HOLY SHIT DEV TOOLS JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE
Anonymous No.535798754 >>535798926
>>535798478
Five hundred chargers.
Anonymous No.535798807
>>535798478
>still capped
KEEEEEEEEEK
Anonymous No.535798892
>jurassic park event
>chargers are driven to extinction
bravo swedes
Anonymous No.535798926
>>535798754
too fair skinned to be swedish
Anonymous No.535798950
This is just oh so very silly
Anonymous No.535798995 >>535800115
>>535798017
>2000% more chargers
Let me guess, it doesn't change anything because the patrols are still hard coded to have only one charger on them
Anonymous No.535799064
>third-party app bugged out
>brown thirdworlders blame White people (Swede)
truly brown hour
Anonymous No.535799161
Damn they do be enjoying slurping that swede cock way too much....
Anonymous No.535799179 >>535799227 >>535799267 >>535799316 >>535799335 >>535799417 >>535799536 >>535799798 >>535800031 >>535800146 >>535800153 >>535800215 >>535801227 >>535801239
>Hulk Patrol
Anonymous No.535799227
>>535799179
>bots if they were good
Anonymous No.535799267 >>535799486
>>535799179
what the fuck?! did they accidentally increase heavy spawns on the bot side?
Anonymous No.535799316
>>535799179
OH SHIT THEY RELEASED D11 ALREADY?
Anonymous No.535799335
>>535799179
genuine question how can you stand having the camera be restricted to that robotic set rotation speed? it looks fucking intolerably stiff and unresponsive. Is it just because you're a console gamer and just don't know any better?
Anonymous No.535799359
>>535798703
WELL GET EM TO SWEDEN REAL FUCKIN QUICK, THEY'RE MISSING EM
Anonymous No.535799417 >>535799495
>>535799179
Are squids affected by this as well?
Anonymous No.535799486 >>535799609
>>535799267
They tested the 2000% modifier on the bot front for a few games and because unlike normal chargers Hulks actually appear on D10s it worked. Swedes cannot comprehend this however.
Anonymous No.535799495
>>535799417
We can't know because fleshmobs already spawn in packs of 30
Anonymous No.535799536 >>535799918
>>535799179
>Pajeet my son, you have two choices
>Reduce the kill requirement so the MO gets completed
>Or just fuck my shit up
Anonymous No.535799561 >>535799631 >>535800912
lets check out this extra heavies shid steam://joinlobby/553850/109775241230084181/76561198066017633
Anonymous No.535799609 >>535799857
>>535799486
And to think they have the gall to act insulted when people insinuate that they don't play their own game
Anonymous No.535799631
>>535799561
4/4
Anonymous No.535799725
>>535798678
We have a genius among us
Anonymous No.535799758
>diff 6
>Getting like 200 shriekers but zero fucking chargers
Anonymous No.535799771
>>535795121
That is an INSULT to our hardworking modding community, who actually fix issues once pointed out.
Anonymous No.535799798
>>535799179
OH SHIT
WHAT PLANET IS THAT?! I NEED TO SOLO IT BEFORE IT'S REMOVED
Anonymous No.535799857
>>535799609
Oh course they'll act insulted. They are Swedish. And Swedes can clearly never be wrong.
Anonymous No.535799918
>>535799536
Wtf, I love India now!
Anonymous No.535799928
>squat
>WHIIIIIIIRRRRRRRR
Anonymous No.535800008
bloody bitch benchod bastards.....
Anonymous No.535800031 >>535800153 >>535800213
>>535799179
>accidentally added fun to the game again
>soon will be removed
Anonymous No.535800115
>>535798995
Normal chargers on D10 are extremly rare, it's pretty much exclusively brap chargers and behemoths.
Multiplying 0.1 by 2000% still doesn't result in a lot of chargers
Anonymous No.535800134 >>535800202
>tranny idea of fun
>it's just at meta gear check
Anonymous No.535800146
>>535799179
>flag missions on non-defense bots in current day and age
old webm
sasuga /hdg/
Anonymous No.535800153
>>535799179
They really fired all the competent people, and that is funny to me.

>>535800031
Reminder that they removed the texting animation because holstering your weapon was a "bug".
Anonymous No.535800202 >>535800414
>>535800134
>hulks
>AT meta
>the enemies that can be killed with armor pen 1
Anonymous No.535800213
>>535800031
Sorry, anon, but redditors and /hdg/ can only handle 1, maybe 2 heavy units at the a time. You have to put the needs of the community first over your own desires.
Anonymous No.535800215 >>535800351
>>535799179
Now dive there until you get a war strider seed, these niggas completly replace Hulks
Imagine the ragdoll hell when every patrol is a dozen war striders
Anonymous No.535800250 >>535800317
Ok, this is actually the funniest thing they've ever done and it's just them bumbling around, breaking the game even more.
Anonymous No.535800317
>>535800250
When the swede fails their job the game becomes fun... What are the implications of this?
Anonymous No.535800351 >>535800419 >>535800748
>>535800215
>Imagine the ragdoll hell when every patrol is a dozen war striders
I can't imagine that because any bot unit equipped with rockets will simply miss all of their shots before spending all of their ammo.
Anonymous No.535800414
>>535800202
not with 10 of them raping you at the same time
>"B-B-BUT I CAN JUST USE STUN"
crutch shitter
>"B-B-BUT I CAN JUST BRING THE SUPPLY PACK AND SPAM THERMITES AT THEM"
crutch shitter
Anonymous No.535800419 >>535800585
>>535800351
war striders don't have rockets. they're the big mechs that spam bunker turret shots and grenades at you.
Anonymous No.535800585
>>535800419
You're right, I was thinking of rocket striders. War striders are still pretty derpy though.
Anonymous No.535800701 >>535800841
>>535755118
>heres how can we make a broken op stratagem more broken op
Anonymous No.535800748 >>535800972 >>535800982
>>535800351
I love how like everyone pretends everything misses in this game. Like yeah enemies will intentionally miss their shots, but after a second they start beaming you.

Like gun ships and shriekers. Those niggers will just burn through your HP the longer you ignore them. Which honestly is pretty good, I wish enemies put that kind of pressure on us more.
But niggas pretend like they never attack you. Fucking baffling.
Anonymous No.535800837
tested on bot front, no difference in spawns. good night
Anonymous No.535800841 >>535801053 >>535801142
>>535800701
>i am a nerftroon and would like to see the game dead
Anonymous No.535800845
>>535755118
Since this is the halo general, I was wondering why the UNSC didn't reverse engineer the jackal shields and use them as supplemental body armor like this.
Every jackal shitter has it so it can't be valuable or hard to manufacture. Are the UNSC stupid?
Anonymous No.535800912
>>535799561
we have been had, we have been trolled
Anonymous No.535800929 >>535801057
I didn't kill a single normal charger this whole week
Anonymous No.535800972
>>535800748
It's literally true though. Rocket devs and gunships will spend their two reloads of rockets and that's that. And enemies should be beaming you as soon as they see you just like in the old days. I miss that pants shitting feeling of turning a corner and coming face to face with a rocket or heavy dev and immediately getting BTFO.
Anonymous No.535800982
>>535800748
90% of the troons here don't play the game, they are just here to shitpost, to rage bait and to project their shitty personality onto everyone.
Anonymous No.535801053 >>535801152 >>535801213
>>535800841
>>would like to see the game dead
dedgame
Anonymous No.535801057
>>535800929
I unironically did MOdive solo on d6 bugs and I was lucky if I saw more than one charger per game
Anonymous No.535801142
>>535800841
redditor is mad
Anonymous No.535801152
>>535801053
We need those numbers lower! We could already be at EoS! More nerfs now, Alexus!
Anonymous No.535801192
>go bots to see hulk patrol
>no 12 heavies coming to get me
>get trolle
Anonymous No.535801213
>>535801053
QUICK WE NEED MORE BUFFS TO BRING BACK THE GOY- I MEAN THE PLAYERS
Anonymous No.535801227 >>535801280
>>535799179
Seeing this makes me realize it would be easy for Arrowhead to add more patrol modifiers and different kinds of patrols along with some new tilesets for terrain and POIs.
It would do so much more for replayability than any warbond could.
Anonymous No.535801239
>>535799179
>CONGA CONGA CONGA!
>I LOVE THE CONGA!
Anonymous No.535801280 >>535801445
>>535801227
It very obviously is not easy for them, considering they've been struggling with chargers the last few hours.
Anonymous No.535801303 >>535801405 >>535801429 >>535801578
>suddenly tons of nerf trannies popped up
>check time
Oh...
Anonymous No.535801405
>>535801303
And yet here you are...wide awake... CURIOUS
Anonymous No.535801429
>>535801303
wrong continent. the jeets are still working in the call centers. It's (you)rope waking up and strayans getting home.
Anonymous No.535801445
>>535801280
That's because Arrowhead can't do basic math. 0 x 20 is still 0.
Anonymous No.535801536 >>535801591 >>535801823
predictions for next MO?
Anonymous No.535801578 >>535801898
>>535801303
Some of us work at night, yurotranny.
Anonymous No.535801591 >>535802320
>>535801536
go kill a thousand gorillion automatons
go kill a thousand gorillion bugs
we're due for new recruits in a week and we'll need the diapers and pacifiers for all of them
keep those helmets flying
Anonymous No.535801603 >>535801742 >>535802479
>MO impossible due to sheer incompetence by AH
>they didn't realize that normal chargers barely show up past like d8
>they're too inept to make all chargers count as one group for MOs
>throws in a secret modifier we wouldn't even know about without dataminers when its already too late
the first 10 seconds describe AH to well
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QhMo4WlBmGM
Anonymous No.535801667 >>535801750 >>535801897
New war bond trailer in 20 minutes.
Anonymous No.535801726
>5 hulks, 2 chickens, 5 warstriders
>POI with 1 sample in it
Anonymous No.535801742
>>535801603
>the enormity of their stupidity is overwhelming
Anonymous No.535801750
>>535801667
warbond trailers usually release at about 2 or 3pm swede time
so that's four hours from now
Anonymous No.535801823
>>535801536
Kill 6 Million scout striders in 3 days
Defend against 12 bot attack in 3 days
Side objective: take 5% resistance pissfog shithole in 24h or the MO becomes impossible to beat
Anonymous No.535801875
You know...Star Wars TOR once added an entire space combat side game literally nobody asked for, but was fun nonetheless.
I think about that a lot in times like this.
Anonymous No.535801897
>>535801667
why would they release a warbond trailer on tuesday and not the thursday 1 week before like they always do?
Anonymous No.535801898
>>535801578
There are more trannies in America than the entire Europe combined
Anonymous No.535802153 >>535802348
Owari da.... I wanted that Tyranny Park....
Anonymous No.535802182 >>535802324
Squidbros (all 2 of you), is there a billion fleshpounds?
Anonymous No.535802320
>>535801591
>pls kill a brazillion scout striders pls
>no, rocket, factory, war striders don't count
>no, we somehow didn't predict this
>yes, rocket, factory and war strider spawns will be increased by 90000% (no scout strider increase)
Anonymous No.535802321
15 MINUTES LEFT, WE'RE 98.9% THERE CAN YOU SWITCH TO D6 ON PHACT BAY AND LOCK IN?
Anonymous No.535802324
>>535802182
>(all 2 of you)
quit being so nice to the swedes, there are no squid enjoyers
Anonymous No.535802348
>>535802153
Sorry kid, you only killed 99.1% of the chargers needed. This MO is a complete and utter failure.
Anonymous No.535802358 >>535802446
BugChads, what do we do???
Anonymous No.535802446
>>535802358
MY BERSERKER GF (class B citizenship warbride) WANTED TO GO DAMN IT WHERE AM I GONNA TAKE HER NOW!!?!?!??!?!
Anonymous No.535802467
>killzone
>halo
>jurassic park
what is their obsession with dead franchises?
Anonymous No.535802479
>>535801603
>Chickens are extremely retarded.
Actually makes me wonder if anyone has ever tried to breed a line of chickens for intelligence, just to see if they could manage to make a non-retarded chicken. Like as a show animal more than livestock.
Anonymous No.535802524
Migrate when ready
>>535802493
>>535802493
>>535802493
Anonymous No.535802557
not enough ragebait, rebake it
Anonymous No.535802565 >>535802612 >>535802629 >>535802713 >>535802717 >>535804431
THEY UNIRONICALLY RIGGED IT LMFAO
Anonymous No.535802574
Pants status?
Are we prepared for the shartening of the century?
Anonymous No.535802596
>500k kills completed out of nowhere in
Joel literally had to bail out bugchasers because theyre that bad at the game lmfao
Anonymous No.535802612
>>535802565
The Joel Biden special
Anonymous No.535802629
>>535802565
player driven campaign btw
Anonymous No.535802713
>>535802565
we ran out of chargers, shut down the bug front while they repopulate
Anonymous No.535802717
>>535802565
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA AHHAAAAHAHAAA
Anonymous No.535804113
Nuthin ever happenis
Anonymous No.535804431
>>535802565
STOP THE COUNT
Anonymous No.535804512
You did it Joel. You absolute Swigger, you did it.