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Jungle role is the most fun role for me
I dont have to worry about being poked by enemy mage and stuff and i can just chill farm
If i could add any change i would decrease jungle camp cooldown so as soon as im done with my 1st clear i can go clear again and again without having to invade enemy jungle for creeps or having to gank and stuff while i wait for them to respawn i can just go clear again and again until im farmed like how laners can farm their lane minions as much as they want they dont have to go to the other side of the map to get more minions or go gank other lanes while they wait for next wave they can just farm farm farm as much as they want.
That would be really chill and comfy.

This game is SHIT. Multiplayer gaming is over

>>535713617
Sometimes I wonder if multiplayer being shit is due to the games design or that the people you play with are just not the most welcoming.

>>535713617
ok
quit then
nobody is forcing you to play it if you dont like it you can just leave

tired of this meta where if someone in the enemy team is a little ahead you get stomped tired of this fucking matchmaking and dogshit balance too

>>535712461
>>535712669
Every role but Jungle has some sort of
>whoah there cowboy, because some chinkfaggot 4 years ago found a LE EXPLOITABLE STRAT we've implemented X, Y, and Z changes to the lane to stop you from doing it
for at, or around, the first 14 mins of the game. Basically, Riot wants games to last at least 15 mins, with anything above 40 being subpar if not totally unfun. Being in a 45 min slugfest because your retarded team just cannot bring themselves to stop fucking up (or whatever other nonsense) is insanity and not even Starcraft games go on longer than about 30 mins and that game has been mathematically balanced 19000+ times. Top turret has extra health, lane swaps can't happen, minion damage is increased based on champ level etc, supports can't farm more than one wave, junglers can't help push a wave (this is the only true 'hold back' mechanic', and a slew of other things like teleport not evolving until 14 mins etc so this idea isn't fucking new.

Essentially, Jungle need some sort of guide rails for at, or around, the first 14 mins of the match. Have semi-permanent walls that make it impossible to gank a lane except from ONE avenue (so laners only have to ward one spot for the first bit of the game) and then have the walls fall around 14 mins to open the game up more. The amount of nonsense and cheese and exploits and cheeky bullshit people pull off just because you can't predict anything when the game is so stingy with its vision mechanics is a major issue. Champs like Talon or wall hoppers like Zac / Kayn can of course take advantage of this but someone like Lee Sin can't just waltz into your lane at an oblique angle before X time.

Junglers themselves don't know what they're doing half the time so you'll have a fucking level 4 Olaf with 20 farm and a fucking level 5 K6 with 83 farm like this shit is so fucked.

Briar won

this fucking region man

what if we did a lil bit of gambling

>>535713341
>play laner
>be hard countered in champ select
It's over, you will be freezed and stay two lvls behind while see your counter matchup using emotes making fun of you

>be jungler
>be hard countered in champ select
nothing happens, play the other side of the map and steal camps

Basically, that's what made me switch mmain role from laner to jungler.

>>535714005
>poojeeta

>we should balance the game around the shitters who don't know how to play
:cluegi:

>>535714005
literally lmao

eep

>>535713902
The only praise I will give DOTA is that it basically hands each time a revolver with 5 bullets in it. It takes only one bullet to win the game, but every objective the enemy takes essentially takes a bullet away from you until you only have one left.
>but you can still WIN because you have that one bullet
League hands both players a gun with a random amount of bullets and it's possible, literally, to be in unwinnable games. There's no bullets left to fire. The enemy team would have to liderally go afk in fountain for 10-15 minutes JUST FOR YOU TO MATCH THEIR LEVEL, let alone items and objective bonuses etc.

>>535713980
WHERE'S HER PILLORY!

>>535714005
>a webm of rolling skins
you definitely have free time

As a washed out fiddlesticks jungler OTP i can say there is no worse feeling than it being only 2 minutes on the clock and the score is already fucking 0/4. I don't get why people monkey brain this shit its so fucking infuriating.

how do i fix this?

>>535714383
they already balance the game around egirls so even babies can play

>>535714519
I can only see benefits of working from home
(aka I got paid to do this, but anything I do is in these circumstances)

guys i think one of my teammates was getting his dick sucked while playing

praying to god one of these people end up being PDFs i hate them so much i want to see them cancelled and ridiculed and their lives destroyed

>>535713834
The latter definitely
>>535713859
>quit then
I reinstalled recently after 2 years of not playing and i just might do it

Blessed is the ADC who has a good Support; the number of his days will be doubled.
A loyal Support brings joy to their ADC, and he will complete his games in peace.
A good Support is a great blessing; Whether fed, or inting, the ADCs heart is content, and his face is cheerful at all times.

>Last time, on /lolg/...
>"Balance meme".

>>535713834
The people, just like in IRL you have to carry the deadweight

>>535715686
>Unfortunately childfucker culture
Age'em up!

is freezing still viable? I always try to freeze if I have a lead, learned about it like 5 years ago and it just worked, but now I notice pretty much none of my opponents do it. Do I just push like a monkey and try to roam? Try to set up a proxy?
playing top

NEURON ACTIVATION

>>535716337
i think freezing lane was so problematic they changed the minion behaviours to be random to amend the guarantee of the lanes being frozen successfully though that was a long time ago so i may be making it up

>>535713151 (OP)
yeah i'm thinking yordle sex

Vanguard?
Won't be playing.

>>535716358
Why is she dressing like a 16-20 year old nordic woman?

I'm just gonna say it.
Viego holds his sword like a dumbass.
That's NOT how you hold it.
>same with sion

>>535714304
that character thinks about cock 100% off the time

>>535716834
he's aura farming you wouldn't get it

>>535716841
stag cock or human cock?

>>535716834
People already complained about how his zweihander is a two handed sword when he was released.

>>535715686
Azuma noooo...

>>535716959
can't she dream about both?

>>535716929
>>535716989
And don't tell me its a SPECTRAL blade with no weight.
Also, Sion's grip pisses me off more now that I think about it

i hate my support
deport support mains

*sluurp*
*sluuurrp*

>>535717380
Yeah I've noticed guys who use that skin are generally terrible lol.

Vanguard?
No, thanks.

Soraka my cute wife

>>535717952
The side shave ruins it

Vanguard?
Ha. You wish.

>>535715686
>steel pedo
what'd he do this time?

:O Kayle!!

>>535718212
No one cares about this larp

>>535718379
my queen...

NA lmao

>>535717380
>rushes from base to dead turret that could have been healthier if not having to rush from base in the first place
im supporrrtiiinnnnnggg

>>535718630
Idk why you guys always get these big timers, I always get into games instantly when was grinding an account on NA.

>>535715686
Husband spotted.

>>535718630
>normals before lv 30
diff matchmaking
has been broken for a while

>>535718970
Morning.

hi is this the retarded faggots general?

>>535719102
yes

>>535716732
yeah she should be wearing nothing but pasties instead

>>535718630
EUW is even worse.

Time to fight the final boss of TFT Gwen.

>>535719016
on my level 200 account i get 15-20 minute queue times on prime time in normals because of MMR. normals need to have MMR removed i want to be able to play league even when i'm not 100% focused and not be forced to only play ranked vs masters if i want to have fun

>>535719102
no you want ffxiv down the hall and to the left

reminder that Nami is soft

>>535719952
that's the retarded trannies general

4 min queue into last second dodge into another 2 minute queue
yeah not doing

I did it i beat the evil demon lord Gwen and saved the world of TFT

Why is it that during champion select, the 30s timer can stay at 0s for like 2-3 seconds if you let it?

Nah guys I don't wanna play.
There's that whole Vanguard thing I'm just not cool with.

>>535720284
This is intentionally for people who will pick at the last second.

where's the next pass, I wanna farm my free hextech chests.

>>535719705
>>535720247
>not full HP
you didnt beat tockers trials

>>535720876
7 days maybe.

>what champ do you pick when you just wanna chilling?
lillia and power farm for me

>>535717631
lowkey this is repulsive

>>535717464
so is this artstyle

>>535721505
lately is hard to just do that, when your laners are all retarded niggers that feed nonstop

>>535721505
As of late tundle top, ww jungle, zyra mid, vayne adc, soraka support.

Oh my god some relief.

>>535720047
Neat and comfy.

>>535719057
Thanks. We should start out the day by posting cute pictures. It's good for the soul.

>>535722391
>saving my pic
grrrr..
i made a lot of kennen ops for you months ago

>>535720047
DOES ANYONE GIVE A FUCK?

>>535717380
that ult was really useful and so was the flash, oh and also you moving in random direction sinstead of chasing that was especially good, wp

>>535722270
goat! I did it! I got my first milky way photo

>>535722592
The Kinkou thanks you for the representation. I'll start my inting Kennen arc today.

>>535723178
Ok goodluck.

>>535723145
Birb tummy

>>535723147
Excellent! You've got to share them with me later.

Why is Riot just okay with this?

>>535724252
It should be lower

>>535724252
When you ban the problem noone complains so Riot thinks everything is fine :)

>>535721505
ahri

>>535724252
>makes mid unplayable for almost every champ
>makes botlane annoying to deal with
midscope where her kit is reworked when?

caps???

>>535724032
will do, turned out pretty good all things considered

>>535716337
>>535716567
Lane freezing is still technically possible but almost never sustainable as they have indeed changed minion behavior to be very slightly more erratic. One misclick or auto attack can also fuck things up from either champion which is another thing to consider. I think bottom lane can have the most consistency setting up a proper zoning freeze with mid being the hardest since the towers are so close.

I did achieve a perfect freeze exactly once and it was very difficult to maintain. Minions are supposed to follow a hierarchy of actions but the small degree of randomness such as a minion "all of the sudden" switching from hitting a caster to a melee minion is enough to break it.

Also, keep in mind that if freezing were easier then Pro Play would be giga fucked as one team would get more freezes on the other and starve the enemy team out.

>>535724252
second coming of seraphine

>>535724252
still better than seraphine... its actually crazy how ill have to play decay games on my main for this patch when sera is in this state... thank goodness i have a buffer and will still be gm but this is insane... why would they nerf sera on the last patch of the cycle...

>>535724891
yea I'm not exactly missing enemy laners freezing the second they can and it lasting for ten minutes straight, but I am a bit lost on what I should do with minions now

>>535725034
hang in there seraqueen

>>535724891
>Also, keep in mind that if freezing were easier then Pro Play would be giga fucked as one team would get more freezes on the other and starve the enemy team out.
Yes I believe they changed the behaviour tree for minions to be randomized simply because they abused it in esports and high elo games so a lot of players, especially toplaners, where frustrated over it since there was no counterplay towards that unless their jungle came up top but that was back when grubs weren't even a thing for an early hookup for ganks so they basically couldn't play the game if they were counter picked. It wasn't entertaining to see in esports either so they probably adjusted that once it was abused enough times.

What if Riot added minion denying to League?
How would that change the meta?

>>535725541
Yes but it would make the players even more disgruntled so I'd avoid thinking of such devious things even if it's allowed in DoTA.

>>535721773
Why are players so exceptionally bad these days? Is it because of the heatwave? The economy? Depression?

>>535725541
>minion denying
no, thank you

what's your lvl?
I feel like this pass was a lot easier to level up compared to past passes
at least after the rework of the pass system

this nigga is out of control, again

>>535726172
is this filtered by iron?

>just got +14 lp because my support from two games ago was intentionally inting
I mean, nice, and fuck him, he is a support player he doesn't deserve happiness, but he really wasn't worse than anyone else on the team, we all inted
% chance on it being a bug in riot's system and I'm gonna get hit next time I go 0/5?

>>535726260
check for yourself, you have access to internet.

>>535726427
na

is yunara newbie friendly?

is caps just terrible at annie

>>535717319
But it is a spectral blade with no weight.

>>535726627
all she has is her auto attacks so if right clicking is too hard then yea she's not newb friendly

>>535726749
hmm I'll wait for the wasd mechanic to become the kitting god so

>>535726629
annie is just easy to play around, even for a low masta
I'd play around her too...

only 40 more normal drafts till I can play ranked again

just had an allchat gender war between 2 guys and 2 girls (allegedly)
i fucking love aram

penis

>>535727447
the funniest ones are the guys who take aram wayyy too seriously than they're supposed to.
think i'd have guys asking why i'm building malph tank or kaisa adc and to get others to report me lol.

>>535727646
the best part about those games is getting to the post game damage charts

thank u, next

>>535727868
ofc

Oh shit I completely forgot about the hot spring skins release, what was the reaction like?

Riot should add Aghanims Sceptre(Pay 4k gold and you get a special power up unique to the champion ur playing like Lion's R becoming AOE and getting its cooldown cut in half and you can pay another 1k to turn it consumable and eat it so you get its effects without taking up inventory) to League.
I wonder what kind of upgrade each champion would get.
And if people would even buy it before full build over normal items like Infinity Edge or something.

>>535726627
shes newbie friendly but not in the way smolder is newbie friendly

>picks naut, blitz or pyke
>doesn't invade lvl1 and flash+Q
yeah, I'm reporting you.

>>535727951
is that what lux thinks while bored?

>>535728140
People expected it to be more lewd, like pool party teir but seem to be disappointed they're just wearing tube tops and covered up more than what they could've gotten with bikinis in pool party.

>>535728192
>riot should add power ups to regular league
like they just did on TFT? idk, maybe it could work, but if some champ gets a broken one, its gonna be spammed early and ruin everyone's fun

>>535728192
>I wonder what kind of upgrade each champion would get.
doombots abilities

>>535725080
Depends on matchup and team comp. Sometimes you have no choice but to just cut the crust off the shit sandwich and literally just hard shove the wave, take the damage, recall and repeat (had to do this on a mid trist game once against a kassadin).

Other times you just have to focus on last hitting if your opponent needs you to go in first to be effective (i.e sylas though he may be aggressive too which is also good).

Other times still you'll get perma pushers like Yone who are biologically designed to always be hitting the wave so just chill and last hit. There's very little "wave management" potential now past the bare bones basics.

The only absolute requirement I would say is that if a lane is crashing into your turret top your tempo is off, that should never happen. Do whatever it takes to keep minions away from tower range.

>>535728447
I'd say Sona's skin is her lewdest yet, but I can see that point, and I can't find any fucking lewds of it, it really got a poor reception huh

I like it when the laner has the idea that “you ganked the other lanes twice and mine none, the jungler has to gank all lanes equally the same number of times.”

cute retards

>Caps is our bitch today
>gets raped 5 minutes later by 3 man Annie ult

>>535728932
Her skin has huge boobs but her face looks weird on it and honest they should've kept her original hair color. I can imagine people making art of her skin with transparency added with the wetness for the nipples and body crease but that's about it.

>>535728140
Lukewarm bordering on disappointment. Yunara's probably shows the most due to tummy fetish but honestly Aphelios's looks fucking GOD AWFUL do not buy that skin it's horrendous. He looks like a greek twink boi and not in a good way.

>>535728374
Luxanna is at the hormonal peak of her age, all she can think about is big, veiny cocks shooting cum deep into her womb while her brain releases pleasure chemicals as if she were under the influence of a very powerful drug.

>>535729097
I meant lewds of the skinline in general, but yes

>>535728374
>>535729527
She's at the age where sex is a thing and probably occupies a lot of her thoughts as it does anyone coming of age. My headcanon is that Sylas didn't deliberately introduce sex appeal into her life but you don't visit a muscular bad boi and learn a lot about life and its consequences without at least shoving your pert butt up against the bars more than once.

League of Legends.

>be iron
>lose early game
>kinda gg but keep farming defending whatever
>then the most fed and overconfident enemy starts to throw the game running into our cc
>victory
hmm

>>535729825
until memerald all the matches are like that, that's why I ignore all ff spam niggers

>>535729673
Leagues lewd content on the iconic side has been drying up overtime, at most you'll see ai art or can try to request some ai gens off people.
Honestly that skinline isn't as lewd as people hoped so I can imagine why people wouldn't want to bother making anything for it from a fan perspective.
They should've just made a pool party beach map and released pool party skins like people have hoped for a while now (Braum strikes again).

You fell off.

Lux being obsessed with cocks painting her uterus white is completely natural, what's not is fucking your hand in your late 20s and 30s when you should be a dad already.

I have started doing a roaming adc strat.
I go bot until 300 gold and then buy boots and never come back bot again and my LP has been dropping but my mood has been lifted so its worth.
If its not trolling for them its not trolling for me and riot agrees because i havent been banned despite all of the ppl saying they're going to report me every game.
I am not getting towerdived while you run araund the map having fun this time its your turn to get towerdived while i run araund the map having fun.
Good luck and have fun, supportcuck.

How is blitzcrank not op

swainniggers be like
>hm i could play mid bot and enjoy a broken 54% wr mage
>no i will grief my team and play him support and lose with my gold starved carry

>>535730708
w slows him
and if he misses q then he's fucked

>>535730526
bro feels something typing this out

ap kalista and jungle naut are fucking dogshit can we stop

>>535730708
He is op, only emerald midwits disagree
Hes a priority pick in korean chinese high elo permanently for a reason
Midwit apes unironically believe Pyke "powercrept" blitz it's crazy

>>535729825
iron is just like that desu, people throw insanely bad with suspicious decision making and you just win

>>535730708
he can't really frontline like naut, leona or thresh

>>535730798
Nigga walk up you are not that nice stop throwing max range qs

>>535729039
Hmmm

singed case has to be the biggest riot moment ever this company is fucking a fucking joke lmao a champ being hidden broken DEPENDING IF YOU PLAY RED OR BLUE is so retarded now he is fixed and his winrate is almost 60%??? XDXDDXDDDDXDXDD behead rioters

>>535731408
but if i walk up the leona is gonna stun me and im scared of that

>>535729517
>looks like a greek twink
He has a greek name and has been described as a man who is well groomed and ""fashionable"" *ahem* by the artists, so that's always an accurate discription for him regardless. Aphelios skin selling points are mostly the weapons vfx which the springs one does very well, skin spotlights has weird audio sometimes so it doesn't do it justice. It's not awful...
>>535730563
I've been doing the unorthodox strat of pushing, backing and then going for voidgrubs along with my support to guarantee we win the inevitable fight (unless our champion picks have preemptively decided we won't win that brawl regardless and just give)

>>535730753
idk how his most picked lane is support
just goes to show majority of players are genuinely low iq retards

poppy's combo+eletrocute does a bizarre damage

>>535731634
Then lock in Soraka and stand behind big daddy okay kitten?

>>535731959
ok :3
rawr

>>535730753
i can see why people wouldn't want to play swain bot simply because of the supports they'd get.
mid is ok for him but i find that he gets out ranged and poked by a lot of other mages also the lack of mobility doesn't help.
if i had to play swain that's not support i often just go top.

*stretches*

>>535730563
i do that and it beats waiting for the loyal duo to finish me off
>>535731707
love that idea

imagine playing sw*in. butchered champ

>>535732397
Big L...

>>535731935
hail of blades does more

>Got spirit blossom Soraka shard in box
>It looks sick in the splash art
>Upgrade it
>Get ingame
>It looks like shit
nice scam gg

>>535733032
She looks amazing though wdym?
Almost like night elf from wow.

>Surprised that ingame rendition of a skin in a 15 year old game looks bad
It's funny how people used to call something "mobile graphics" as an insult and now mobile games look like AAA games while l*ague players spent $500 on blurry 15 year old models

>>535733032
whats wrong with her hand. AI?

>>535733032
>he doesn't check the model viewer or the skinspotlight before buy a skin
whatever, all skins should be enable in the pratice tools/training mode

not very impressive but i was happy with the flash q all the same!

This old man literally eats shit.

>>535729774
erhm... how old is Lux?

>>535733449
thing is the model isn't even that awful or botched compared to some of the stuff we've been getting
you also get free chromas off the emporium which is very decent on her in that skin so you get extra customization for the skin
dude also got the shard for free so idk why he's complaining, better than marble malphite or a 50 poly graggy skin with pizza feet

>queue for play yi, teemo or brand
yi, teemo and brand banned

ok i just upgraded all the shards i had for champs i didnt own into 'champion permanent'

what can i do with the ones i have for champs i already have unlocked? is disenchanting for blue essence the only thing?

>>535734963
pretty much yeah

>>535734963
your next question will be what do I do with the blue ess if I have all champs and yeah the answer is nothing

>>535734963
keep the malphite shards
to the moon. soon.
trust. two more weeks

>>535735089
gg, well i dont feel as bad for using it then
i remember a while ago i had an option to spend a good chunk of mine to buy that """""""discontinued""""""" urf warwick skin but opted not to

>>535735342
yeah the shitty warwick skin and some chromas come out a couple of times a year, basically worthless

>>535734963
you collect them

i hate neeko so much its unreal

>>535735342
it comes online during the emporium, which should come by eventually

This game is so bad even playing sissy enchanter isn't fun anymore, holy shit

next question, what are these Eternals things?

>>535735945
it's like a score stat keeper for certain champs, it makes your profile ugly, don't unlock it, it's a meme

>>535735945
Milestones/achievements unique to champions. Pretty garbage and not worthwhile unless it's a champion you play a lot and really want them for. I'd just disenchant them though as they're a good source of OE.

>>535735945
kind of like starnge counters from tf2, if you ever played that
they count different stats for champs
I personally don't give a shit about them, but some people do

>>535724252
She's just the ranged version of Zed so she's always going to have stats like that.
People just need to realise how easy it actually is to shut down Mel in the early game, and how she turns into a cannon minion after 20 minutes, especially when her mains go that dumb burn build instead of focusing on the CDR E Max build.

>>535735945
they dont give those out anymore

>>535736265
That R damage was obscene lol. Does it go thru resistances or something? I don't even get how it can do so much. I know it's got the passive execute built in but still, lol. Nice Rakan rizz emote too. xd

Does Lyra actually post about eating poop or is that just an imposter?

>>535736265
>windupnigger hrs

nerfs soon?

i just play casually now, would you nu league players recommend i buy all champs if i'm able to?

>>535736748
Well nemesis made a video complaining about her so yeah most likely. Really hate how he became the voyboy of euw.

vagina

>>535729710
post the one with her pissing

Remember when Urfwick was in the store for RP and he costed 50 rp on the first day and increased in price everyday and went on up to 5000 rp on the last day before his event ended and he got removed from the store?
Riot should do that again instead of 500$ skins
Just make skins cost like 1820 rp on release and then after a few days they cost 3000 rp and then after a few days its 10k rp.
I think that would be more fair.
And it would make people buy the skins even if they dont want the skin so they dont have to pay 10k rp for the skin later on if they change their mind.

>>535736793
I won like $10 once and could only spend it on the xbox pass via the gift card and unlocked all the champs through it, I would say buying it with rp or the pass is not worth it. Just buy your fav champs via be and use excess to buy other champs you're interested in bit by bit overtime. Honestly making all the champs free is long overdue and should be a basic feature much like skin previews in practice mode.

>>535737381
why only 3k rp when they can try to siphon $500 per skin and get away with it? ultimates, legendaries, mythics, they're all basically the same quality and don't provide anything special unless it's elemental lux. riot has slowly been diluting the skins quality across varied prices for a good while now so they're all the same. what they should try to do is make 750rp skins again with no special effects, though atleast the base vfx changed to the color of the new skins palette.

fine bitch i'll do it myself

>>535737870
>what they should try to do is make 750rp skins again with no special effects, though atleast the base vfx changed to the color of the new skins palette.
They did it with Exalted Mordekaiser but reddit complained and made them give him unique vfx instead of red base animations

well... no choice but to play my decay games when seraphine is in the worst state shes ever been in... come join the broadcast from the in game spectate option... you know where to go...

>mel
>the late game scaling champion
>TURNS INTO A CANNON MINION PAST 20 MINUTES
yeah i hope no one actually takes this nigga in here seriously

>>535738212
>Exalted Mordekaiser
That costs $250... I meant something like pic

>>535738220
i wish that lollipop was my.. nvm.....

whats the play here? i could play all of them in aram only but other then that atrox and viego maybe

>>535738631
duuuude

>>535739274
got that one literally last week as well (again)

>>535738349
Oh you meant the price i thought you meant 750 rp quality.
Yeah i dont think they're doing 750 skins ever again when they can just add new*(recycled from other skins with a similar theme) particles and give it a 1350 rp price.
If these skins came out Nocturne and Singed would get uhhh... idk... Guardian of The Sands particles and get put up for 1350 rp and Kayle would get a new dance and homeguard animation(but every other animation from base reused besides those) and a new voice with a total of 5 minutes of voice lines no new interactions with champions or items or anything like that just start of game voice line,a few walking voice lines,a voice line for using r and get put up for 1820 rp.

enchanters are ONLY considered balanced because the people who play them are retarded trannies and handsless edaters
being able to win games in GM+ by spamming W and R and sniffing your teammate's asses as a gold player should not be a thing

>>mel
>>the late game scaling champion

>>535739274
Oh my god riot are giving them out for free

NICE GAME LOLBABS

Sometimes I mark good posts as (Me) and pretend I'm getting a lot of (You)s

https://x.com/dearyhyeokie/status/1957453879672713302

Could you beat Owner in a fist fight?

>>535738131
>filename: check out how hard i can pee

>>535713652
>Jhin
>Cait
lol, I wish I was this clueless

>>535740206
Isnt this the guy that said if he could choose to become any League champion he would become Ahri.
I just throw a pack of estrogen pills at a wall and he will jump for them so hard he knock himself out like a bull seeing red.

wow... i think this ehc build has potential... helia THEN seraphs... i think it might be revolutionary against heavy aggro like blitz pyke... what are your thoughts...?

>>535739749
...? who are you talking to...

>>535729710
>>535738131
we need more ixtal females champ, gimme qiyana's sisters

>>535740151
you're such a loser lol

BROWN MATURE WOMEN SEXO

>>535740151
guess this explains why people get random yous from literal whos not even in the convos

less damage than the support...

>>535741131
can't wait til everyone on lolg reports your accounts for boosting, account sharing and smurfing.

>>535740895
No that's Keria

>>535740036
Show the only important part of the screenshot you cut out - the hitlers. I'm not raging at some phone or your grandmas social security number or whatever this is.

>>535741560
you don't think people have done that before... or right now...? how come riot isn't doing anything about it...?

oh yeah thats right its because playing with friends isnt against tos lol...

>>535741131
no one in particular. just giving my opinion that enchanters are beyond busted and the only reason they aren't nerfed into the floor is because the average IQ of their playerbase balances them. did you feel called out by that post?

you havin a giggle riot?

>>535741565
Ok what champions do /lolg/ want to transform into?

>8 FUCKING MINUTES to get into a normal draft game
WHAT the heck is going on rn.

>>535742397
warwick, and then i'd follow the blood smell trail from si17's axewound and maul him to death LOL

>>535739749
yeah enchanter items just give everything for free and are quite cheap, though i don't try to grind beyond my usual casual elo
never liked the whole stigma with the support duo getting boosted by their team while learning nothing about the basis of the game though the current state of them being able to get away with passive aggressiveness and blatantly abandoning their adc to roam and achieve nothing but still being forgiven has just made their players a bit more frustrating that before

stopped playing this dogshit game but I'm still keeping up with the voidwatch

XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD

>>535741715
...? no... you should have specified whether you mean supp enchanters or ehc...

>>535742592
>abandoning their adc
if you just saw my game... with my ehc build of guardian and helia rush... it doesnt really matter if my support abandons me... as long as he sticks with me levels 1-3 i'm okay... and guardian ensures they can't die... crazy how i get 0 honors for neutralizing that blitz...

>>535742959
im not talking to or about you leave me out of this conversation

>535742750
>zyra's used up goods laughing at anyone
you'll never be japanese gabriel

>>535742574
based
i choose urgot so i can pull them into my meat grinder

having a huge lead and lose because the hitler champ takes a kill by chance is unfair

why this brown boy playing league in japanese??

>>535742397
I'm fine being me but if I had to be me but get a champions power I'd probably be fine having Sorakas healing ability.
I'm quite sure I can live eternally if I just repaired myself infinitely, but also be able to heal people for money and be a secret op hermit of sorts.

ADCs only want one thing and its Nami.

?? why do people customize their game??? how is babby made?? durrr

>>535743669
meds nigger

>Krug: Support can u pick engage support with a lot of cc its good with Samira
>Murk Wolf: NOT EVERYHTHING IS ABOUT U
>Murk Wolf: I DONT HAVE TO PICK SOMETHING JUST BECAUSE YOU NEED IT
>Murk Wolf: GET OVER URSELF YOU NARCISSIST
>Locks in Zed support
>I have Samira and Zed botlane and they're already arguing before game even started
Erm...
Oh someone dodged while i was writing this post nvm

mfs be saying stupidass shit and be like UMMM take ur meds LOL

nerf irelia and yi more nerf diana and jinx too nerf all of these bullshit champs

>535743669
forgot your ntr qiyana cuck porn pic lil guppy

not even him, talk shit get hit sissy

>>535743493
there's no way you could be a secret hermit if you're curing cancer for money
seems kinda fucked up to even charge people for that. do you live in california?

real talk why does this gen have so many minorities?

new minority!: those who hate bullshit champs

>>535744246
i can heal myself but i still need to live and drink water and shower and exhaust resources

>>535744417
Most of the 4chan traffic comes from USA and USA is very diverse.

>>535744417
THE last white champion was sylas in 2016

>>535744808
rip demacia gets no love

>>535726124
120 more or less, last lv i remember was 118

>>535742397
kled

>>535744417
League seems to attract Asians and I'm Asian, it just be like that.

>The last white champion was Sylas in 2016
>Aurora is black apparently

>>535739781
AHAHAHAHAHAH YOU ARE ACTUALLY LOW IQ HOLY FUCK THIS GENERAL IS SOMETHING ELSE

>>535744808
oh, Sylas. Remember him? my favorite voice line is when he says "You can't milk those!"

>>535745073
>animals are a human race
yes your white dog is totally counts as white
fucking idiot

Goddamn I wish aurora was fun to play everyday.

this is what windupmerchant wishes he looked like instead of a mutt

>>535746142
you dont even know what he looks like

i fricken love customising things
especially when i have to spend hours doing it
but unironically

>>535746181
yeah... mel has like a 90% winrate against sera for a reason... why shes not banning it is the question...

>>535746181
genuinely mel is the biggest fuckup of a champion in the history of league
whoever designed her straight up deserves to get fired but that's not gonna happen with nu-riot

>>535741565
>Chogath
Based

heard this guy has allegations, is this true or fake? it's TyG formerly Yung Fappy, best Teemo NA

>>535746181
another overpowered nigger , nice game you fuckin queers

>>535746204
self admitted darkie

>>535746181
that's a crazy bug. have they not disabled or hot fixed it yet? ad sylas got shot fast

>>535742397
>>535746142
If only you knew me as well as you think you did

>>535746780
If you love the white race so much why aren't you having kids?

>>535746983
why would i want to know a black person? i don't want you to steal my stuff or loan you money.

>>535746942
Sylas u can do in every game
The Mel bug isnt very easily replicable it only happens vs 1 specific champion

>>535747335
still it forces seraphine to use her ban on mel, when a bug that game changing is still allowed to be live

>>535747134
no league at all, it's over

>>535747190
i need to wait for ICE to clear out my state more.

>>535747190
he is an ugly freak xD

>>535747190
He wouldn't be producing more white kids if he had them.

>>535747798
Yeah just wait a couple more years so you can guarantee it comes out an autistic nazi weeb

>>535748271
its better than being brown and having your client in moonrunes

Man this general is fucking terrible.

ever seen a man dodge two gangplank barrels at the same time

>>535748768
you dodge suicide attempts left and right that is actually impressive if I were you I would have necked it a long time ago

>>535747190
aren't you behind at least 4 child support payments? get to to work your baby mommas need their nails done

>>535748904
Why are you typing at me when you could be saving the bald master race? Get to work, put the videogames and anime down

the smartest guy alive is bronze
thoughts?

>>535749138
you have it all wrong. i like vidya and anime but hate blacks and spics

This place is so toxic wtf

>>535749224
he has a life irl

You fell off.

>>535749224
>In September 2015, Shkreli was widely criticized when Turing obtained the manufacturing license for the antiparasitic drug Daraprim and raised its price to insurance companies from $13.50 to $750.00 (USD) per pill.
...????

>>535749757
health insurance and big phrama has and always will he a scam

i'm going back to myboyfriendisai. they get my gf situation and aren't judgemental

Played Briar for the first time, she was pretty fun and i get why people like playing her now.
Anyone got any tips for playing her?

>Wake up
>Volibear is still reworked

>>535748868
why are you so mad at qmm anon

>>535750589
I envy his japanese knowledge

>>535750589
punching bag of the day

>3/2/17
>Someone still adds me after the game to scream at me abt something
pain
i will never be good enought

I think I really need to stop visiting this thread, it's really bad for my mental health

>>535751317
yeah at this point i bet even the lurkers feel uncomfortable being here

>>535750891
yeah good thing he takes to other japanese people and write kanji in his irl daily routine. oh wait...

>>535751317
Update your filters anon, don't let anons disrupt your peace; there's still quite a bit of nice anons here

>>535751990
erm don't project you own feelings to onto me. that makes me uncomfortable.

>>535750589
im emerald 4 for life and cant cope with it

i'm the joe biden of lolg

>>535752449
get a trip windupshitter
no one here wants you as a duo

>>535752663
ironic since you use this place as a stress reliever
remember no amount of bitching, soibears, and dead illaios will fill the void
just move on

>first ranked game after hitting lvl 30
>a yasuo with the most yasuo-like name ever walks up to a free kill 4v1 and starts his chain of buttons presses with ignite
god I love it, it's so funny, I wont mind losing here

>Just filter all the trash posts away
Great
Now the thread is empty
Thanks a lot

>>535751317
that is the internet as a whole
do yourself a favor and just take a walk around the block when it gets cooler

>>535753309
did it have hasagi in it? i actually like otp champ names some are really clever

>>535751990
It's not so much uncomfortable but disheartened and disappointed

>>535752663
Lost all respect for your hypocritical furry ass.

I love Lissandra!

I wish I could pick a main, or even a small champ pool. I switch so often between champs and roles that I never really get good at any of them.

>>535753616
lol grow up. no one is forcing you to visit this general or 4chan.

Riot must be pretty desperate for TFT players if they have to give me a "Play TFT" mission notification after literally every single match

>>535753946
you can always main aram or maybe you haven't found a champ that clicks with you yet

Damn my dog died
I kinda want to get drunk and run it down mid corki Allah Akbar style

what are the sleeper comps no one is using that i can use to climb to emerald+ in tft

here's your new zeri skin, spin

>>535754364
Ivern top

>>535754482
>in tft

>>535754480
neon is cool and all but i am NOT playing valorant
i suck mega dick at fps games anyway despite having played a decent amount of csgo

>>535754482
Had that shit in my game and the nigga died 7 times before reaching level 6
He was getting FARMED like a minion.

>>535754364
>edgeniggers with mentors (you have to preferably 3 star yasuo to fully kick it, but samira could carry alone if you focus on her too)

>>535754613
lol i just thought you'd like seeing a zeri like girl
and yeah i tried valorant too. i'm very bad at shooters

>>535754658
to be fair, ivern is a minion that summons a larger minion

>>535754364
unironically anything that could hold a strong front line while having a decent back line
it's a very simple concept but many miss it in favor of meme traits
for example, heavyweights with snipers, or mentors + heavyweight + smolder carry (and ryze as secondary carry)
I once also won with a build that consist mostly of 4 tier champs but combined like 8 bronze traits, having all the teamwide bonuses (started as crystal gambit and moved from there once I reached the part when 4 tier appears often)
mixmatch shit like that, nigger

I think i have to stop playing this game with my mates, it makes me want to murder them. When their reaction to me getting perma ganked out of a winning lane they just go
>DUDE... VISION!!!!
Top lane is pure hell

>>535755207
if your frens are like that, strangers must be worse with you

>>535755207
well did you ward your lane or do anything to prevent the chain ganks

VOD review this game and tell me I dont have cancer.

VOD review this game and you tell me that there isnt some kind of "toxic" que

if this acc doesnt go to gold like the last two. i promise you honor and reports ABSOLUTELY have everything to do with your rank, mmr and placing. im am genuinely asking you to vod review this, watch my teammates and tell me how youre supposed to play this game. and how a game like this is good for your brand as a company
game id 5350050245 if that helps

>>535754364
right now I feel the meta is moving more towards memeing a single broken champ again, specially with one of those augments that modify abilities of some champs
shit like an undying swain, an overloaded ashe, or a karma with muramana, pick your poison

top 3 most annoying posters of the gen?
for me: wind-up merchant, gneedra, big lincoln after his comeback

https://x.com/blahuiniblah/status/1957172613932777872

need an lolg for this

>>535754845
yeye ofc i like it!

>>535755503
>play kayn
>3 kills and zero assists
it's totally you, man, you really suck ass at jungling

>>535755608
eh they play the game. i'd focus on the shittier posters like the ai spammers, he who shan't be named, baby babble hour, porn dumps, discord namedropper, vg drama, etc.

>>535755358
Nah they're bros otherwise, its just that they're permastuck gold shitters so they spout meme shit.
>>535755475
of course I did but you're never going to have 24/7 vision. If I have a guy at over 40% health advantage of course I'm going to push and extract a kill. Momma didn't raise no bitch.

>>535754343
post dead dogs in his honor

>>535755817
yes, and they read you like a book hence the gangbang

>>535755817
>24/7 vision
there's a type of ward that you can buy, that never expires unless destroyed you know...
the type you would put on the topside river and never have it gone unless you fall behind and the enemy take the chance to destroy it

>>535755503
>3 kill participations 32 minutes into the game
>outdamaged over 2x by ur support
>MUH TEAM
sybau

>>535755857
the only dead dog in that clip is you

>>535755857
>hi, im nilah, welcome to jackass

>>535755752
watch it

>>535755503
Is there a manual on how I can become as delulu as you?

>>535756201
I just did, you suck dicks, git gud

>plz watch the replay, saar
>Its totally my teams fault i have 10% kill participation as a jungler plz watch replay
no

watch the fucking vod

we need big l to mentor dumbdigger
he needs a stronger male influence in his life

>>535755503
i like your ign mr dumbdigger
you are quite a mysterious person

>>535756596
i dont know who that is

>>535756596
No someone just needs to go to Columbia and force him to move out and get a job. Narcissists like that only have a hope of changing if they realize their livelihood depends on being a cooperative member of society.

>>535757151
true some people take pride in sitting in their room all day wasting away on their pc
must be nice to have zero responsibilities or adult troubles

>>535741232
league of legends?

>>535752762
i want him as a duo

>>535757151
Dumbdigger isnt a narcissist however, like what

only in 2025 can a dev be passive agressive to a content creator for playing on a hand leveled alt account
he lied about a content creator infront of thousands of people and DIDNT EVEN APOLOGIZE
watchout guys a dev with way too much free time is trying to be the gestapo

>>535754794
i do see the vision

>>535757794
i keep seeing this bum on my timeline 24/7 just doing nothing but being passive agressive or an asshole and act high and mighty
we need to ziggs ult all riot devs

>>535757794
>n*nu abuser
death penalty

>>535755608
lyra false flaggers, her false flag orbiters, a couple of the permanently pissed off and angsty euros, the immortal jinx skinwalker faggots, the yordle lovers, and the sona gooners

>>535757794
Where's the lie?
Also pentaless is a fat acne nerd nunu abuser so he deserves it
Pantsaredragon 2.0

>>535755608
>for me: wind-up merchant
>Make a few posts a thread
>Get called annoying
O-okay...

I just remembered I need to be somewhere at like 5:30 and its over 1 already and im still awake and cant go to sleep because i just started another ranked game lmaoooo
im getting fired xD
Hopefully its a win tho so its worth
Might just stay up all night playing and then go to sleep in the morning at this point im not waking up in like 3 hours anyways.

>>535755503
MOTHERFUCKING
TAKE
RESPONSIBILITY
FOR
YOUR
ERRORS
I will give you an honest review if you post the vod instead of making me look for it

>>535757151
I make 61 an hour nigger. i know you dont even clear 40.

>>535758641
Can I have some money?

>>535755576
>an overloaded ashe

>>535757447
holy shit cry more

>>535758640
just add henry eggplant and then its literally the second match...

its not about the errors. like i could probably tell you an error or two i made. but watch the entire game not just my champ gameplay its so fucking nasty

>>535758641
lol no you don't

>>535758641
so what went wrong this game despite the victory. do you even know?

>>535758537
sorry i feel bad now

>>535759028
no not this game other pic related its the previous one the one you were responding to. what went wrong that game is my teammates are literally not playing. its like when i fucking soft int when im pissed but all 4 of those fucking niggers did that from minute 1. and fuck sure ill take advice on how to make that winnable but its just not lol

You know whats a blackpill i realize? Most of lol bara if not entire bara community consists of mainly fat fags

>>535759206
Yeah gay buff guys don't play video games or watch anime or do any nerd shit. They just work out, go to gym, do drugs and have gay sex
Some straight gymbros are gamers though

>>535759206
dont gays like volibears?

volibara

>>535759414
This is propably the dumbest shit i read in years

>>535757597
*honks her nose*

>>535758537
why do you always type and post like a beta cuck? i hope you're not like this in real life

>>535759553
No it isn't, are you a coping gay guy or just a hetero speaking on shit you don't understand?

>>535760047
https://wiki.leagueoflegends.com/en-us/images/Vex_Original_Laugh.ogg

>>535760209
None of your asperger stereotypes

>>535758641
61 pesos isn't anything to brag about aaron

>>535757794
>hand leveled alt acc
sure man, it takes 100 intro vs ai bots while always on xp boost, you think the top NA players subject themselves to that, it's 1.5 weeks worth of time, just so you can go 40-0 i 3 days

>>535758905
did i hurt baby's feelings? better type a response quickly to show you're totally not malding

>>535755503
Kayn is for faggots and you deserve to lose for playing him.

HOW DO I GET A SPIDER TO LEAVE A GLASS WITHOUT HARMING HIM

>>535759414
I am just puzzled as to why guys that love porn with muscular guys dont work on being one
>>535759482
Oh and a loooooot of furries too fuck that

>>535760237
Cute

>>535760851
Bait it with a fly

>>535759206
>>535760898
i prefer the buff ones like rengar

>>535760851
use your hands dummy

I am going to make a unique post for once, fuck all of this shit briar won no fetish without fish bullshit.
What drug do you think would be the most fun to take while playing league?
For me, I think cocaine would be kino

>>535760898
bro you're talking to a general that plays videogames 8+ hrs a day all while shitposting here likes its their day job
go to fit if you want motivated people

I love playing Mordekaiser, he's such a good rework. One of the best. I love when I send people to the Death Realm and frickin' BONK them. I can't help but shout out loud "You're going to Brazil!" every time I ult someone. What a good rework.

stop banning qiyana please

>>535761186
drugs are for losers. get over yourself.
question isn't even league related unlike the posters you just bashed.

unc is starting his old webm spam again
when does a new episode come out

>>535761442
1. you are a massive homosexual
2. let me explain why
3. being a straight edge virgin isnt cool
4. the champ you play is probably designed for straight edge virgin cucks such as yourself, so im not surprised
5. stop being a faggot, no one here likes faggots

>>535761186
Meth like my GOAT pompom

>If you dont take drugs ur a faggot
>Even doe faggots love drugs
If you dont take it up ur ass ur a faggot tbdesu

>>535757794
Dunno, maybee you droped on your head. I dont think thats riots fault at this point.
>hurr durr only females play female champ :DD
>w care about the female players
after abuse scaldal
>we are gonna crack down on boosters, bots and ebay accounts :D
after boost scandal
>we dont care about meta etc. off meta champion buffs and articles
after nubrak riot friend scandal

how much more do you need to not jump on a frenzy every time you read a dumb fucking article on the internet?

>>535760514
he has autism he literally did that plus it was over a long period of time that account is 7 years old

>>535761442
I have reason to believe that playing league is more braindamaging than drugs.
I think its somewhere between xanax and ketamin

>>535762336
surely our boy Drew wouldn't just pull up with a post like that before checking the acc logs

I played 10 games of ADC in a row and decided to get a skin for jinx and when I qued up again it gave me jungle instead

>>535761657
nice projection. i'm sorry you're so boring that you need drugs to alter your personality. when you sober up do you still hate yourself?

>>535762704
What champion is that

>>535762770
Drugs dont alter your personality, they alter your consciousness

>>535762827
Singed before his rework turned him into a bald man.
Rip old Singed.

>non-drug users are fags
>drug users are the ones who will literally suck cock in a dirty bathroom for a hit
stats don't lie son. just remember to go get std tested once in awhile and don't reuse dirty needles

>>535762827
redditman

>>535762957
don't be an idiot. persistent drug use definitely alters your brain and nervous system. behavior and emotions is part of your personality and any substance can effect it

>>535763047
How much ritalin, or aderal did they give you child
>>535761442
Tell me about your sucess anon. What do you do in your life other then being obsessed with others, dont you have one of your own perhaps

>>535763294
Persistent one sure.
The way it does though isnt through the drugs, but like more compareable to put one alice in heaven and one alice in hell.
Its like saying alcohol changes your personality, when in reality the change comes from the wife that left you for beating her up to much or so

>Look im a crackhead give me attention!!!
>Actually gives him attention like a retard
Congrats anons you failed the IQ check

>>535762827
look like a nasus skin

>>535762498
were you actually having so much fun that you decided to get a jinx skin because you were having so much fun playing jinx, or are you simply having a complete mental breakdown with riot doing all they can to ensure its success?

>>535763558
To add. You could infact also claim that league of legends is a drug that changes personalitys because after 3 hours of soloqueue you're mad and tend to have a less chill personality,
Do you see how nonsensical it is?
>>535763603
>Look im a narcisist
>Someone other than me got attention
>Have to make up shit with 0 knowledge on the subject to cope about it

>>535763305
you sound upset. maybe you should take your miracle drugs to cheer yourself up.
how am i obessessed when i was merely answering the off topic question. you're the one trying to deflect any personal responsibility and drag me down. i'm content with my life. hopefully you will be too someday.

>>535762957
i am definitely not the same person after taking lsd

>>535764087
Im content with mine aswell, what do you mean? thats wha i dont have to obsess over others. Nothing others do matters in my life.
Why isnt it the case for you?

>lolg when gameplay discussion
*crickets*
>lolg when futa,scat,bbc,midget porn,offtopic irl blog etc
(You) (You) (You) (You) (You) PLEASE TELL ME MORE (You) (You) (You) (You) (You)
And then they be like
>Why does nobody talk about the game :(

>>535761415
riot may have hurt you personally this time and I want you to know that it'll be alright

the gameplay in question:

>>535764395
Blame riot. The game is so bad that talking about poop is more fun.

>>535764268
you seem to be having issues typing coherently. perhaps you should rest and come back when you're ready. don't worry i know you have time. make sure you bring more buzzwords and coping to justify your need for drugs.

volibear deserved it

"goomba stomp" unironically comes up in my mind when i see voli ult now
big L has poisoned me

ok i think the spider gave up and went to sleep in the glass

>>535764395
What should we say about dumbdigger? Yes I reviewed the VOD and you're still a hardstuck shitter who definitely deserves to be challenger?

>>535764836
you think that's bad?

Reminder

>>535764702
>i have no argument so muh typo
try ad hominem next
that makes it less obvious that im 100% correct.
you should try to take them, you sound like the biggest loser of them all.

im actually baffled how graves players exist
they just want to be 0 impact on the game and hope their lanes win with 0 jungle pressure and 0 gank threat
and then they get the most asspained out of every jungler its crazy

i literally scream GOOMBA STOMP when i see voli ult kill someone

>>535764719
this but illaoi

>>535764968
nice 3 buzzwords. i told you to rest so you can come back with a better argument rather than just throwing out random insults and hoping one sticks. please flail some more. you're very entertaining. this is literally better than drugs btw, thank you.

>>535765527
you're malding

Hi lolg :3

discuss gameplay

Play Mel !

>>535765606
aw are you tired? glad your tantrum is tiring you out. go rest now please.

you guys are really going at it over recreational drug use? in a vidya general?

>>535765816
now you just sound like a butthurt 12 year old

i will not play mel
horrible to play against
riots most forced character of all time
not even enjoyable to play
shant be playing

>>535765719
heyyy, how are ya?

Imagine replying to yourself pretending to have an argument with yourself to keep a dead thread bumped.
Sad what lolg has come to.

>>535765850
Theres people in this general that think that
>black people in porn are the devil
>weed is literally heroin and you rob people on the street
>smurfing is one of the 7 deadly sins even though riot already started to place bots into low lvl games because lobbys wont fill
but
>childpornography is okay and completely healthy

Unbelieveable, but it is what it is

>>535765920
you need to graduate from these playground jabs if you actually want to have any teeth in your retorts. thanks again for the entertainment. have a goodnight

>>535765720
i dont like yorick fuck him

I like how you charged him and got bigger than fucking daisy just to pound his stupid face into the ground after he fucked his wall up while ivern stood around just to give you moral support and totally not save his shit for a killsteal attempt

>i hate reworks
>here are dozens upon dozens of webms of me playing the post-rework versions of champs and killing people
>see how miserable of a time im having you should think this is a bad thing actually
>did i mention how much i hate reworks
thats my gameplay discussion

>>535766039
Should they have attached nami and soraka pics instead?

>>535766153
it is what it is...

i do like a good drink

>>535766318
idk seems a little sus and faggy that your online persona is crying about .05% playrate champs that got saved

Did you guys know Zac changes size depending on how much health he has

>>535766153
Man you really tried your best to understate the first example but you arent fooling anyone

>>535766194
>>535766318
part 2

>>535766153
Oh i see the guy pretend arguing with himself is the bbcspammer.
It makes sense.

>>535765720
dishonest 3v1

>>535766562
Need one of my quetiapine? I dont take them, i can share one with you

>>535766153
why is the low-population of low level games somehow connected to smurfing's status as good or bad in your post

are you implying that if games are slow enough you can justify sending a diamond player on a fresh account to mercilessly bully new players? Or what I dont get that point of your post

>>535766527
zach is a faggot champ and the ones irl too

>>535766676
>Get called out
>Immediately try ad hominem
Classic

>>535766820
he may be gay but he's bigger than you

What happens if Zac is fucking somebody in the fountain front of the shopkeeper and the d barely fits before buying any items and then mid sex he buys warmogs and heartsteel while his dick in inside the butthole.

>>535763970
yes I was having a lot of fun on her

discuss this gameplay

adderall got me from hardstuck d4 to gm

>>535767003
heels don't count hun

>>535766618
im beginning to appreciate the satisfaction you must get when doing this. I like how you wore his wall like pic related. thanks for the sequel

>>535766687
Im saying that if there arent bots/smurfs etc. you wont have any players to play in your iron games, and there wont be any new players either since nobody will stay in a multiplayer game thats only bots.
And since you dont know how to improve at the game you wont ever get out of iron, so at one point you wont have anyone to play the game with, think about it for a second.

Riot even started to add their own bots into games apparently

>>535767074
Sry too busy arguing with myself about muh drugs.
Maybe ill reply later after im done.
Anyways

did u guys know i take drugs?
I smoke weed guys isnt that quirky?

Ew you smoke weed? You druggie degenerate.

Why do u care what i do with my body its my body my choice.

>>535767074
i like it when big l has melties in vgs and then picks his shitstomper illiao after a loss

>>535767379
attach cropped porn then i'll give a shit

>>535767074
I WILL NOT FALT-ack!

we love discussing gameplay

>>535767379
You definitly took to much of them. Everything 1 anon, right?

>>535767379
do you really? ill spark if you spark nah ill just spark one for you anyway you quirky fuck

>>535767517
don't slander steelie. he's our cute himbo

you dont need it
ur much stronger than u let on
but ull never kno until you can face the music
until then there is no healing
no triumph no survival no mercy no light

>>535767739
i would never!

>>535767328
what kind of argument is that, if you cant attract new players to play the game then the game will just die lmao what a fucking dumbass you are
>you are le iron
im higher elo than you will ever be you autist it doesnt affect me either way, im just calling you out for having such an awful take

I wish I could play into spellbook nasus every game man
if only
if only

>>535765989
Tired :(
Hbu?

>>535768197
why them words look weird?

>>535760549
i stay at home to shit on fags like you all day cause you could never do this

>>535768202
me too. ate too many gummy bears after dinner. I blame all the volibear talk.
I am thinking of playing LEAGUE of LEGENDS! again. Hope you get comfy

>>535768046
>if you cant attract new players to play the game then the game will just die lmao what a fucking dumbass you are
how does league attract enough new players to fill a lobby?
so you rather want the game to die, okay.
Like dude, im just telling you. I was in an aram game where there was legit riot bots.
I didnt believe when people told me, but look up the game brave pandora #haku . The draven one.
Try to find the game on my opgg, or try to check at any player of the enemy team.

Hell, my human teammates could be happy. Without me they would play AI vs AI rather than human vs AI

>big fraud cleared by steel
holy KEEEEEEEK HOW ARE YOU THIS BAD????? WERENT YOU DIAMOND?

>>535768412
a game that is entirely online and team-based but cannot produce a new player base to keep going deserves to die yes

>>535768324
they're Moon Runes.

>>535768412
what if I told you that you were the AI?

>>535768540
Yeah maybee, but if its dead you also have no smurf problem so whats your point?

>>535768463
everyone has been cleared by steel at least once now come on

>>535768463
because steel has a better mental

>>535745073
Vastaya and gingers aren't human

>Support falls for the oldest trick in the book but I get punished for it
Support players really need to learn how much their impact can effect the lane.
Riot really needs to do something to force Supports to play ADC frequently to get a better understanding of the lane also.

why doesn't lolg just level up their smurfs together?

>we are tired of you reposting webms
>here's the same two webms from the only customs where you werent 1v9ing two years ago

>>535768813
stfu windupsissy go clear some wards and link knights vow to me.

is unc mad he got bodied by CHADmental

>you have to le build black cleaver on urgot
why? it fucking blows. literally mortal reminder is better and gives anti heal, and you fucking cant have both so its always going to be mortal reminder 99% of the time, and cleaver has to fucking stack up too, dogshit trash item, have no idea how the community got jewed into simping over it

>>535768935
thats all they do, though.
>oh you post webm of your giant dick, here have webm of your dick getting clipped haha you suck

they're like a webm regulatory committee if a poster starts posting too many webms that go against the rules and regulations of the WRC

>>535769375
read urgot w

>>535767569
Big L bros...our response?

>>535769418
seraphine is dead

>>535768402
Ugh I need me some gummy bears can I have some :D

>>535769375
It's probably the best item on him, garen, and perhaps illaoi. It would be like not building AS and Crit on the Y bros.

>>535769418
i'm sure that'll encourage new bloods to join vgs
be clipped and mocked forever

>>535768813
syndra + yunara bot lane

>>535760851
Eliseanon here. Most spiders are super sensitive to air current, so just lightly blowing into the glass will probably make him go apeshit and leave.

>>535769694
here's the secret and I dont mind revealing it because nobody does it anyway. Mock yourself first. Become unmockable.

/wowg/ reporting in, how we feeling about the midnight reveal tomorrow

>>535769983
what's tomorrow

>>535769586
sigh the fuckin fizz shit again. Alright fine, but just so you know, thats why they buffed fizz

>>535769983
About what?

>>535768547
why are you even here? you want the game to be dead, so why play it?

>>535769543
god forbid a GANGSTA be caught lackin a single time
the opps will never let you forget it

goodnight lolg
>>535769860
thanks for the help. i ended up doing that and prodding him with a paper towel and he left and is now chilling on my wall. i id'd him as E. atrica if you wanted to know btw (i think spiders are kinda cool :3)

>>535770265
sorry for crashing your program

>>535769375
That's not true you can go ghostblade

>>535770397
the reply was meant for >>535768547

>>535770632
fucking hell >>535768540
this time

I would rather the game be kept with 9 bots in the lobby than die completely.
I have been playing this shit since i was 8 years old if they shut the game down i would probably kill myself.

>>535770973
nah. you'd just move over to a different drug, what do you even mean
your shinny ranked symbol and your skins wont be worth anything if theres nobody to show off.

>>535769467
doesnt make black cleaver any better
>>535770576
>>535769661
no it isnt, it is dogshit, it would only be good if it gave like 800 health so you could at least stack it with bloodmail

>>535766194
Have a good day Riven!

are there still any euros lurking around? one said he left but actually remained.
let me remind them and you that in this country we are innocent until proven guilty.

>>535771381
atleast 2 are here

>>535770374
Neat. Most of the ones I get in my house are P. Audax. Apparently people keep them as pets. All of them are welcome in my house minus widows and recluse.

Arachnids are gross and they scare me like elise in league of legends

everyone in vgs sucks because they're american

>>535771925
old volibear wins here

>>535769375
Because urgot cant get in range of anything. You cant do damage when you cant hit anything.

I yearn for lolg cum and smegma
Nerf brand

>>535764874
you never watched the vod

Pray this darkin spear champ is a jungler for me lolg, pls no top laner.

first time using a keyboard or mouse in 3 months

bets?
>>535767517
yooo i should definitely host some vgs and play absolutely nothing but proxy kayn, singed and sion that would be MAD fire right sisters?

>>535772754
It's going to be an Enchanter Support

where are the jvggernauts
the last one was sett like 6 years ago

>>535773001
we don't need more lil nigga

>>535772986
Can you imagine how fucking retarded that would be.

>>535771891
Elise is the most terrifying jungler on enemy team, but the most lovely jungler on your own team

Give me your hottest take about league

>>535772947
Holy shit is that really you?? welcome back sis.

>it was just steel namedropping himself for the last 5 days
LOL

>>535773349
Support is the only role without a Darkin, it's also the only role who hasn't gotten a new champion for nearly T H R E E (3) YEARS now
August said he wanted to create a handsome Enchanter Support because the role doesn't have one - Taric or Rakan doesn't fill that role.
I wouldn't be surprised if he has a Kayne mechanic where he'll choose a form to be either Enchanter or Tank / Engage

>spiders are gross
Mosquitos are gross, and you know who saves you from the plague? Correct, moquito nets. But who spins nets? Spiders, thats right.

>>535773623
yep hello hello

>>535773767
it wasnt, ive been posting for the last week and someone has been saying bad shit about me to try to get a reaction [because i used to always feed the troll]
however because i dont fall for that shit anymore they should hopefully move on to someone else soon. i have very high ragebait/sexual harassment resist now

>>535772947
hope no briars come your way

>>535774490
wanna play sometime
i will be busy for a bit but i can play maybe thursday or friday?

going to start putting my happiness last and make sure everyone else is fucking happy or else

always camp bot.

>>535773494
very well said

i think of spiders as my guardian angels protecting me from flies
i might be autistic

>pick lissandra (aoe teamfight mage)
>instead of grouping or at least teleporting in to the game deciding atakhan fight we got 2 picks for
>she decides to try and 1v1 yone in side
>she loses and yone tps in swinging the fight
wow that's epic

>>535774708
start by posting your op.gg

>>535772947
>Sion
Based

>>535775043
nah son I pick Lissandra to do DAMAGE know what im sayin SON finna top the charts with Lissandra the fuck you on about control

>>535773610
this game would be way shittier if it was actually balanced

Zyra Dravis

>>535775043
You knew your midlane is dead and you went atakhan? Seems like a (you) problem

so on one hand i can get angry at my bronze 4 hewi that plays like theres nobody home upstairs inside his noggin

one one hand I can get mad at my fucking swain for being 8/0 and having less fucking impact in these fights than brahm.

I could

but ON THE OTHER FUCKING HAND WHY IN THE FUCK ARE YOU PUTTING THESE PLAYERS WHO *CANNOT* PLAY AGAINST PLAT. WHY IN THE FUCK IS A HEWI GOING AGAINST A PLAT KAT AND SWAIN AGAINST A PLAT XAYAH

FUCK YOURSELF FUCK OFF

>>535775926
We got 2 free picks on the support and the jungle and the midlanes were both botlane with teleport
It was 4v2 top so of course you start atakhan
And then the liss died for no reason solo and yone tpd so like that's sick

>>535775043
>lisandra is a controle mage for teamfights
send lisandra on fucking toplane
please what?

>>535775090
you don't have to get me anything

YOOO LEVEL UP TIMERS FIRE GOAT

>>535774576
thanks
>>535775294
I WILL NOT BE SATED
>>535774646
yep whats ur ign
i will be free friday busy thursyday
>>535775965
sorry it was partially on me my macro is sooo bad i had a 3/0 start and ended 5/8 kek

>>535776079
So, after lissandra is was dead you lost a 3v2 against a yone with propably no R

faker waiting 20 minutes for a game in masters today

>>535776227
Check this