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Every shitposter in this thread. Could. Be. ME!

So.... Edgy March is a skip?

Herta should've stayed a hebe

>>535753245
Are you a colossal gay faggot? Yes
Are you straight? No

Buff Daniel, he's too weak.

TWINKLE TWINKLE EDO STAR!
HOW I WONDER WHAT YOU ARE

zzz flopped

Why doth life slumber?

>>535753312
But March is trannycoded?

L-la-la-lava!
Ch-ch-ch-chicken!
Gui's Lava Chicken, yeah, it's tasty as hell
Ooh, Kafkacita, now you're ringing the bell
Crispy and juicy, now you're having a snack
Ooh, super spicy, it's a lava attack!

>>535753258
fact
dollta is 10billions more beautiful than hagta

>>535753154 (OP)
most boring event ever

>>535753414
Evernight is black, white and red.

ZANDAR
ONE
KUWABARA

Kafka love! Kafka handholding! Kafka hug! Kafka kiss! Kafka cuddle! Kafka sex! Kafka marriage! Kafka impregnation! Kafka family! Kafka life!

>>535753485
You will trigger the fofotranny

Amphoreus shall not flop while I am here.

I'm using Castorice with Hyacina, RMC and Ruan Mei
how do I unbrick myself?

Bronya(s) RABUUU!
you DID wish them a happy birthday... RIGHT?

>>535753485
...is still more entertaining that KAKAURINE talking to KAKA LA VACA about AIDSWORMTURDURINE for 4 hours

>>535753705
Pull for best girl

>>535753192
>>535753431
Holy reddit

I love jacking off for long periods of time

>>535753705
It's a fine budget team.

>>535753728
Nope it isn't.
Flopflop and her event flopflopped
It's her fault we don't get events like that anymore

>>535753569
>>535753728
kek

>>535753728
HOLY FVARKING TRVKE

reminder that the fofo poster freaking out about males is not a real fofo poster

>>535753821
Same bwo I love dicks

Hotaru rabu

Making new memories with Evernight!

>>535753871
Holy shit I never thought of that even though its quite obvious
>Kino event, probably one of the best ones so far
>Her banner was one of the lowest selling ones for a long time
Or was this caused that at the time, other sustains were more than enough to clear endgame content so no one wanted to waste rolls/swipe for a healer?

>>535753354
If it's more expies and china numba wan I'm not looking forward to it

Are they whitewashing Herta now? She never been this talkative or nice ever. Send a message to Asta? Bitch you spend sometimes months without talking to her, you werent even responding her messages when Nanook glanced at the ship.

Is Cyrene making shit up.

Is it true E1 Hysilen is resistant to power creep because the next one on the chopping block is Black Swan and there’s still room for a DoT sustain as well??

>>535754004
I love touching my 14cm penis

>>535753997
how about you fofoposters all kill yourselves anyway? tired of seeing green scrotum rat

it's over for all old sustains

doesn't matter if you're fofo or aventurine or lingspud you're all getting cooked next patch

>More than 100 people of the Miss Pink Elf alliance painted over 311000 pixels to make this in less than a week
Tell me, what do you do for your wife?

Place your bets
Who will be the next characters to get buffed?

>>535754254
>free dan heng is good guys please ignore it justifies this horseshit

>>535753354
I think only Belobog was writen by real people. Luofu, Penacony and Amphoreus were literally AI generated stories that were just revised and touched up if needed.

KOKI

Can Evernight get pregnant?

And thus spoke Zandar One Kuwabara

>>535753546
THE ENTELECHY OF THE UNIVERSE'S ALPHA AND OMEGA

Zandar Job KWABara

>>535753871
Patches GODGOD has shown up in:
>1.5
>2.1
>2.4
>2.5
>2.7
>3.4
Patches shitwormgridspiss has shown up in:
>2.1
>3.4

lol

>>535753546
More like KWAB-ARA

>>535754254
>Literally who
>4 hours post with 8 comments and 47 likes

>>535754162
She'll be power crept on numbers, no more, no less.
The DoTs are just a vessel by which she procs pseudo FUAs if you think about it. She will also fall out of favor depending on the current endgame, like she's probably gonna sink like a rock in PF in 2 weeks.

She is a huge synergy machine for SU and DU type modes though, the kind of character that has a huge lifespan there when you want/need to chase gimmicks.

>Zander On-
URAMESHI.

>>535754547
Aventurine showed up in 2.0 and 2.3 too retarded rat

>>535754290
This used to be impressive a decade ago. Now I just assume everything is done by a robot.

>>535754303
Ack
Sporkle
Aventurine
Firefly
Buffs are all just a big popularity contest
Topaz who? Who has ever heard of Argenti? Why would Black Swan need a buff when DoThags are back?

>>535754547
kek owned that wormer

>>535754575
what does that have to do with anything

>more views = more correcterer!!!

what a pointless post

>>535754139
>After your first simulated universe run/beta test Herta tells you to hurry up and jump back in
>You have 2 options to basically tell her to fuck off and not treat you like that (You should respect me more or You have no right to order me around)
>This "bossy bitch" emanator, literally apologizes right away and says she respects you, and that she got "carried away" and then asks you to nicely do go back into the SU

>>535754575
Nta but Shira makes good beta showcases in a sea of shitters

>>535754162
All DoT units are disposable to keep Kafka playable

>>535754547
Hoyo literally only allows unpopular and flop characters to show up in irrelevant events in a desperate attempt to get people to like them. Shartshart showing up a lot only confirms the obvious: she's a hard flop that needs to be propped up with frivolous screentime.

>>535754705
>This "bossy bitch" emanator, literally apologizes right away and says she respects you, and that she got "carried away" and then asks you to nicely do go back into the SU
[thinking] "What an easy idiot."

>>535754139
original writers are gone
shaojis game now

>>535754680
DHIL, Jing Yuan and Fu Xuan
Glory to the Xianzhou

>>535754705
>POLKA HELP ME
yup, herta never had shame

>>535754841
she cant keep getting away with this

Save me Madam Herta!

>>535754887
bwo...

>>535753546
Cowabunga

>>535754139
Herta flopped so they're adjusting her to chinkcel tastes

>>535754836
>Hoyo literally only allows unpopular and flop characters to show up in irrelevant events
Silverwhore...

>>535755024
I misquote all the time I'm such a fucking failure

Everyday until Mywife comes back
Day (88)

>>535753871
that actually makes some sense, no matter how much people like those events what the developers have to focus on is profit and the characters associated with the best events flopped, whoever is in charge of planning the development now just wasted a ton of time with nothing to show for it so they're not going to do it again

Polka could be watching right now

>>535755070
Wyell she's the least succesful Stellaron Hunter.

>>535754254
lygus is basically use dan3/hyacine or get fucked
lygus is a giant memoshill boss anyway so whatever but having fights that you can't play sustainless (knight 3 is similar but not as bad) is a huge meta shift

>>535755089
when did this happen exactly you fucking fraud

>>535755202
wish they'd put fucking hyacine IN 3.6 THEN NIGGERS

>>535755070
She is the least popular SH so he has a point

Herta should have had HUGE tits

>He didn't roll Hyacine first time round
lol

Where is the Honkai collab where Caelus meets Aponia

I love having a porn addiction

Herta should've had a huge ass and been hebe desu

>>535755070
>>535755196
>>535755328
That's a meta problem!
Silver Wolf is one of the most popular girls!
Definitely better than Hagka.

Give me one reason why someone would roll for Hysilens.

Her making your dick hard is not a reason.

>>535755202
>use dan3/hyacine or get fucked
characters take like 1k damage attacking both him and his side goons at the same time, even Gallagher sustains that

>>535755597
Spine job

>>535755597
She is into vore

>>535755597
Save your Kafka for 2 patches

>>535755375
what a terrible mistake
I stopped trying to play catch up after that blunder, I'll wait for the next gacha

>>535755518
I literally found out about star rail through SW and Kafka, and when I got into the game they were already out of meta.

>>535755202
i think most dpses will have to use hyacine because using dan3 will rapidly drain their energy, since the dragon attack = their attack

>>535753871
>>535755181
80% of the cast for that event are 4*s and standards
Huohuo herself isn't even that prominent in it and only shows up near the end. You're forcing a narrative

>>535755597
Literally me character.

>already rolled like 4 other sustains including gallaGOD
>NOOOO YOU NEED TRANNY BARBARA
Nah, gallaGOD still does perfectly well

>>535755397
sparkle the wingwoman will ship vita with caelus

>>535755837
>she/her considers Gallagher as something he rolled for

>>535755620
your taking that recoil on lygus's (considerable) damage
gallagher isn't sustaining that without wasting a ton of SP

I will never EVER roll for girly looking units like Hyacine. Fuck your recycled Barbara model, your tranny memosprite unicorn and your cotton candy look. I also skipped 3B for the same reason.
I AM TOO MANLY TO RUN THOSE UNITS IN MY TEAMS!!!

>>535755978
Skill issue

>>535755512
Can't wait to roll the mean gremlin

how did fofo mindbreak you?

The issue with skipping is you have nothing to do for months. All my dps characters are 120%+ on Fribbles. Getting stronger feels impossible. Farming windset is pointless because all my supports that use it are 161 speed+ already. Fucking why didnt they release 3.6 relics this patch!

>>535755963
but i want YOU sporkle...

>>535756082
That's not Fofo that's Corin Wikileaks

Fofo ENERGIZED your electric chair and increased its attack by 40%

>>535755965
Yes I actively rolled for e6 gallaGOD on ack's first banner

>>535754698
Buy an ad Shira

>>535755771
it's just how a business operates, the devs have to do things with profit in mind and that is what the people they answer to use as a metric for how well they did their job, ultimately the goal of Huohuo's event was sell her as a character, it failed to do so and trying to explain to their bosses that doing events like these is a good idea despite that is a tough sell

>>535756369
And what was Wardance supposed to sell? Luka? The devs don't make events like that because they're lazy as shit and make money regardless of content.

>>535755978
the only way it becomes a issue is if someone on your team never attacks, otherwise massive skill issue if you can't clear with Gallagher

>>535753154 (OP)
I miss the ghost huntin group

>>535756490
you're really trying to compare a low effort event like the Wardance with Huohuo's event? both Luka's event and March's combined isn't half of the effort that went on Huohuo's

>>535755597
"Seele" love!!

When Geniuses have big arguments

Remember when instead of getting a penacony epilogue we got 4 months of luka shilling and bananaslop?
what happened there?

Rolled
E0S1 Castorice
E1S1 Tribbie
E0S0 Hyacine (want to roll LC on rerun)
E1S0 Hysilen

Saving for Evernight and Cyrene. I’m concerned I went too hard on Amphoreus and I’m gonna get rugpulled on Edo Star..Is anyone else worried they invested too much on one patch

>>535756835
I hope whoever thought of that idea got executed and is currently feeding fish in the Yangtze river

Black Swan has a NTR body

we're all rolling for our queen

>>535757056
i thought she had an AGP body
you really need to make up your mind

>>535756835
we did get an epilogue, it was just used to shill shitfly instead of anything important

>>535757056
You will never be the Manilatranny.

>>535756835
2.6's story is precautionary tale about buzzwords

>>535757165
Why is she so correction coded?

>>535757056
>>535757165
>>535757182

>>535756669
Said nobody outside of SEA.

>>535756835
>only luka wank
why hsrg memory holed the yanqing turbowank during both lufouslop patches?

>>535757165
I don't have males so why would I

>>535757263
Good writer: Jobking is a joke, even March beats him.
Bad writer: Feixiao slop, Jobking stops jobbing... to immediately job to Feixiao.

>>535757165
I have no team for her, so I have to skip even though I really like her. Fuck the nigger HI3 devs for sabotaging her to shill Shartlysia.

>>535757253
Ghost hunting is a western hobby.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zaFQOU_7lKY

>>535753414
march 7th is, evernight is straightcoded

>>535757263
Yanqing wank is the default state of anything Luofu related, it just becomes background noise after a few times

>>535757165
Her skirt is so short...

>>535756850
My Acheron is still sort of viable, so I think it's fine. If they rugpull Castorice premium team, everyone loses.

is new dan heng going to powercreep kakaurine?

>>535757482
that's not a hobby, it's the more modern version of those ghost hunting shows aka a business

>>535757695
It will.
Lygus will filter all hyacute skippers

>>535757695
he already does in pretty much every way, the only hope for Aventurine is them crippling Dan in the beta

Honkai for this feel?

>>535757695
Yes.

Amphoreus is literally
>Take a year off frens, we need to save ZZZ and remind Genshin fans that we still totally care!

>>535757165
My wife is the cutest and I was planning to get her from the start, yes

>>535757482
>>535756669
I took these screenshots

>>535757247
My dick just outside the camera

>>535757165
>annoying brat
>skipped phainon whos the only character to get any value from her buff compared to using tribbie/sparkle/robin instead for anyone else
>cant be excited for her LC because they intentionally hotfixed it being good for robin
>cyrene on the horizon whos 'GIGA OP PHAINON $100M+ OP TIER' whos way more likeable and elysia expy
probably the one time where skipping a harmony character isnt a brick choice

Describe the yaoibait of Edo? Asian/asian or white? New characters or Blade, Sampo etc

>>535757695
I'm actually not following the 3.5 beta because I'm no interested but I thought Dan was ST?

Hotaru Rabu

>>535758051
Brickle was laready forgotten...

>>535756850
rice is probably fine, acheron didn't really get rugpulled and she is still getting supports like cipher and buffed silver wolf and a favorable environment, as much as people like to say acheron fell off, she is doing way better than firefly in all endgame modes, if you look at moc, she's been 0-cyling consistently at 1 - 3 cost lower than firefly in almost everything except kafka and pollux, and there's almost always a favorable apoc side too especially since they started shilling aoe for so long

it's firefly that got fucked. time will tell, but i think it's just break as an archetype that was incredibly easy to fuck over and they for whatever reason really wanted to fuck it over. it wasn't even toughness lock or anything, but break bars getting so ridiculously large and not being able to scale with a lot of supports

i think anni unit = probably safe and the dps afterwards = more likely to get rugpulled. i have a feeling phainon is going to end up like firefly where people who don't have the e2 are just locked out of the endgame

>>535758069
No he's basically the best sustain. Full AOE

>>535758147
Holy NTR

>>535758058
It's gonna be VoidWelt

March would love my 14cm penis, I think.

>>535758069
The ult is AoE.
His shields are weaker but he has way more buffs, his sign also heals so taking some damage isn't a problem.

good ending where we kill irontomb AND nous

>>535757165
Could have looked like Morgan and been actually good. What a disaster. Fire the designer.

>>535758168
>powecrept by sunday after dan's release
why are brats such bricks?

hsr for this feel?

>HSR before Shaoji
4 stars, stories that could be told in under 15 hours, good events, all characters are viable, swarm disaster kino
>HSR after Shaoji
No 4 stars, rampant powercreep, 45 hour yap session where nothing matters, no events, paypig spending events, no SU updates, only the latest shill teams are viable.

>>535758260
This was posted by a memonigger

>>535758304
>swarm disaster
>kino
KILL YOURSELF

Sorry but Amphoreus lore and story and characters blow Penacony the fuck out
Nobody will give a shit about Penacony in two years but everyone will still be talking about Amphoreus and the lore drops it gave us

BTW WAY
Zephyro is the TRUE Kevin variant, whereas Phainon is a code recreated based off of Kevin from Izuna (Acherons homeworld) by Irontomb and Lygus

>>535758304
>SD kino
>Impossible cheevos
No thanks

>>535758147
Post the AGP version for Mince

>>535758069
he's AoE, what is ST is his buffs

>>535758051
>whos way more likeable
lol
>elysia expy
Biggest reason to skip lmao

>>535758498
SPARVKE

>>535758304
you forgot to mention all the HI3 shilling increased massively as if anybody played that shit game

I find it cute how sporkleposters are annoying attention whores like the character they avatarfag as

>>535758304
There's no powercreep between version 3 units.
Every penacony character is still viable.
And half the version one dps got buffed.
My guess? You are an Argenti or Seele bricklord.

>>535758542
elysia was the most likeable HI3 character and cyrene will be the same here

>Just roll for who you like
>Me with a dozen e0s0 bricks trying to clear end game

yet another ice nigger

>HI3 shilling
fucking where? you retards have repeated this for years now and I have yet to see anything beyond Welt saying the word honkai once

>>535758789
Get higher standards

>>535758668
>There's no powercreep between version 3 units.
lol
cerydra, mydei and anaxa are complete trash

>>535758789
Roll who you like but E6 your favorite, that should help

>>535758669
Damn, HI3's standards for characters were THIS low?

>>535758593
Elysia is more popular than any character here and 100 time more popular than any zoo zero zone character.

>>535758789
Roll for who you love.
Liking their design is not enough for me to pull.
Story and gameplay also have to matter.

>>535758846
Cyrene's new form from the 3.5 trailer is literally Elysia, and Shaoji created her back in HI3

>>535758917
Does that mean our characters are sovl???

>>535758864
>strongest dps in the game by far is trash
try harder

>>535758304
>only the latest shill teams are viable.
This completely kills HSR for me. There are literally no alternatives to newer units even if an alternative meant "you can still clear, just not get full stars" or whatever. They are doing EVERYTHING to make sure new units or their cones dont work with old ones. It would be cool if some new units cone extended the life of some old powercrept one, but nah, fuck that.
When I see clears of endgame content in many other games, I at least see some variety in team building. HSR is so fucking rigid and soulless that its ridiculous.

>>535759075
>E2 Rappa
Legendary pokemon

>>535759038
and? how is someone who knows nothing about HI3 supposed to be shilled into it by that?
atleast "honkai" leads into it if you're curious enough to want to know what it means

I love Algae

>>535758917
March 7th. Top 7th.

>>535758430
>Casual brainlet found combat oriented content hard
Eat shit faggot. You trannies are why we cant have nice things
>Reeeeeeeeeeee I'm a brainlet auto retard I cant clear content in 5 minutes flat and collect all rewards!!!
>>535758864
Found another auto only brainlet retard.
Gacha players are just subhumans. You want to play the game without playing the game.

>>535758668
>half the version one dps got buffed.
Blade and JL buffs didn't matter, Kafka only becomes relevant by being Hysilen's cocksleeve, Dan IL is dead, Seele is dead, JY is dead, Argenti is dead, Topaz is dead, Fu Xuan is dead, Ratio is dead, Jiaoqiu is dead, Jade is dying, Firefly is dying, Boothill is dying, Herta is dying, Mydei is dying

>>535759079
More like building teams is easy enough most people go for what's considered best in slot.

>honkai bad!
>but nobody played HI3 so to them they're new characters
>...
>HONKAI BAD

>>535759318
March was beating Raiden and then her fans stopped voting so she could get the 7th place.

>>535759367
Constance will save break, trust

>>535759367
By dead you mean 0 cycle and cost optimization autism?

>>535758243
dan's shields are definitely stronger, the scaling is better, he stacks them more frequently than aven and he can stack 300% of his shields versus aven who can only stack 200%

a 3900 atk dan is equal to a 5208 def aven, it's not even close. and that is without robin, in a robin team, aven might as well be gepard-tier compared to dan

>>535759367
Any character that is older than 1 patch is dying
Any character that is older than 3 patches is dead

>>535759365
Kys tranny

What kind of buffs would Fu Xuan need to not only become an actual sustain but to also have something going for it?

How do I stop touching myself to cute girls?

I don’t actually care about HI3 expy, I just HATE HI3 troons smugness. Your tiny game would be forgotten in the dust if Star Rail weren’t a thing. It would be like HI3troons taking credit for Genshin success

>>535759483
>cripple exiting break teams by doubling toughness
>release a new support that doubles break efficiency
based

>>535754139
Herta's always been nice on the inside, rough on the outside

>>535759534
i remember some people laughing at him just because he was scaling with atk, as if he was a fucking healer like luocha kek

>>535759623
HI3 troons take pride in sucking off Shaoji's dogshit writing, they are mentally ill and there's no reasoning with them

Kot!

>>535759483
>saving break near the end of the the year
fugue 2.0. Not falling for that again.

>noooooo this dps now needs more cost than the newest dps to 0 cycle that means they're garbage
will never not be funny

>>535759832
you WILL roll gweilo

>>535759429
>new character
>when HIfags claim to know their dating history and mem cycle because there's a HI character that also has a hairclip on the left side
You make it very clear we're getting sloppy seconds every chance you can

>>535758668
>There's no powercreep between version 3 units.
hertabros...

>>535759623
Elysia doesn't need this turn based slop but the turn based slop needs Elysia so be grateful and shut the fuck up.

>>535759367
>Herta is dying
>Mydei is dying
Do you fags just mean they don't 0-cycle on auto? Otherwise I cannot imagine how you could even think Herta or Mydei are dying

>>535758889
hi3 spend 10 years shilling gigantic flops like kiana, seele and durandal and let their organic characters like rita, theresa and roza turbogigaflop.
you can say the same with the flamechasers they only shilled elysia and let mobius, aponia and brown cipher turboflop with zero remorse.
Elysia broke the hi3 jail in CN unlike the other 3 shilled flops.
then raiden mei and yae sakura broke the hi3 jail thanks to shogun and miko

IMPACTED
IMPACTED
IMPACTED

The entire solo 1v1 mechanic must be really cool if you have a destruction dps unfortunately if you don't it just sucks fucking ass

For me its censored images

>Running E0 Firefly with herta cone Ruan Mei, HMC and Gallagher in 2025
You don't get to complain, you invested nothing, 3 of those units are free.

>>535759920
>there's a character that looked like this one is a different game?
>aiiiieee

The 3.8 firefly buff will save her

>>535760120
is 3.8 even going to be next year?

because the firefly buff was said to be next year

>>535760203
That's a kid

>>535760016
This is why I don't regret rolling Yunli, I even got her E1 during her rerun

notice how nobody even calls the characters by their HSR names it's just Elysia this Kevin that
kys fucking tranny

So I masturbate for like 7 hours a day since I lost my job and I have to say being such a massive gooner for the past year and a half really is therapeutic in how I spend my rolls in this game. Like usually I would all over dot but now I know what I need to save everything for March and Sparkle 2.

Himeko wont stop spooking me

>>535760282
Literally no one calls Phainon kevin

Since we are talking about expies, I'll just shit this out since I've been thinking about this for a while. I always had a weird feeling about expies in this game. They always felt wrong in HSR. Supposedly, as some like to smugly exclaim, this is a 'Honkai game', yet in this Honkai game these Honkai expies always felt inorganic, forced and alien to me. It's like the devs always try so hard to make them look like they are supposed to be here, that it just feels shitty in the end. The entire game bends around them and makes me see them like some collab characters with how much attention they receive sometimes, all to make them seem special, when, as this is a Honkai game, they are supposed to seem regular. Therefore it feels alien to me.

>>535760337
Some accounts are Himecoded. I have her at E6S2 while I don't even have Clara

>>535760282
only people crying about HI3 do that, when we're discussing the game it's always Phainon and Cyrene

a retry and I improved 100 points

Roll for Constante, she will put Firefly back in t3

>>535760281
Uh based?

>>535760238
We are going back to penacony in 3.8 aren't we? that should be the best opportunity to buff her

>>535759947
And how many buck did Elysia sale?

>Retards here genuinely thought that 2 5* and 2 F2P units would be enough to use forever in this game
It is funny seeing people go "This character is fucking garbage!" only for it to be revealed that they never invested a single bit into a character's team. Any character would be ass if you didn't but they never learn

>>535760356
that's just you being schizophrenic, you probaly don't even know that Lingsha is an expy

what will the honktranny excuse be when Cyrene flops?

>>535760281
I missed her rerun and I'm seething every day because of it

>>535760578
To be fair, everyone forgot Lingsha is a character overall

>>535760337
That's a good thing.
The meta for getting spooked is to put as much high eidolon chars as possible so you can get as much silver spirits to convert to gold to dump on Ruan Mei or whichever future character that get added into the store.

>>535760425
Firefly on the first team look kinda different. How come mine only get 3,000 points

>>535760447
i think they are going to announce it during 3.8, not to actually do it in 3.8

>>535760041
Good tastes hertaschizo

>>535760041
Alright, have fun

If we’re getting Dan for free that means you kind of have to roll March to compete the set doesn’t it. I can’t be the only one with this autism

>>535760050
>>535760560
At what cost can I complain the character sucks?

>>535760687
>Censored Cyrene
...I never knew how much I wanted this

>>535760578
I do know that. Though she barely had any screentime in the game, so I forget she exists sometimes.

>>535760767
If your DPS is E1 or E2 depending of who they are

>>535760665
FFRAUD

>>535760356
it's because shaoji is writing them

he didn't write the expies in genshin

I am the bone of my sword.
Steel is my body, and fire is my blood.
I have created over a thousand blades.
Unknown to death, nor known to life.
Have withstood pain to create many weapons.
Yet, those hands will never hold anything.

So, as I pray...Unlimited Blade Works!

>>535760475
Elysia sold the most out of any holy verse character last (100k+ figures sold) and those are like $300 each so just in merch Elysia gave mihoyo more than $30m

Is your enjoyment of a game tied to theoretical sales?

Who has the highest Apoc Shadow score in /hsrg/?

Can you beat my 7781?

>>535760767
E2S1 on your dps and E0S0 on all of their best supports

>you need to INVEST at least E2S1 and E2S1 on all supports too or else you can't have an opinion
whipped paypig cuck playerbase

Pink haired girls make my penis feel funny

>>535760687
I'll be saving this for my third time later... thank you <3

>>535760986
>too afraid to truthfully show his eidolons

>>535760687
Why is this kinda hot

>>535761074
Yeah because E0S0 is not going to last at all

>>535760687
I never knew censored feet could be that hot. Maybe because they belong to Cyrene?

>>535760986
Post hoyolab score scro

>>535758147
SPE body type

Hoyo played an absolute masterstroke by getting people so invested in the endgame of MoC/AS/PF when the difference between full clears and just showing up to participate is basically pennies, like even if you missed out on 6 stars in each of MoC/PF/AS you would miss out on like 3-4 pulls at max over the course of the patch.
Pulling and using who you actually want and like vs sticking on the meta hamster wheel is a lot more fun.

>>535754680
>Why would Black Swan need a buff when DoThags are back?
Because I like her more than Hysilens

>>535761431
it's even more fun when you realize people argue over low cycle clears and the requirements for max rewards are low as fuck

>>535761074
Imagine being so super f2p friendly you end up flopping kek

>>535760303
i mean if you didn't lost your job you wouldn't care about saving

Phaideirene, just think about it.

You're not having trouble with this Apocalyptic Shadow, riiiight? It'd be pretty embarrassing if you were!

*yawns* first tried this ez shit
NEXT!

>>535760425
e6 seiba is that bad?

What’s a bigger waste of money. 200 dollars on a figurine or on oneiric shards?

>>535754139
it's this >>535755040 chink can't stand bossy bitchy women (to be fair i can't as well) so they decided to rectify their mistake

leaks

>>535760772
>>535761316
>>535761373

>>535761834
Oneiric shards if you lose the 50/50

>>535761875
Easy skips

>>535761687
Nee nee... did you hear? He neeeeds Tribbie E1 to clear the endgame! LOL!

>>535761917
Why is Cyrene so hot?

Fish booba

>>535761861
>Makes millions based on a fake shitposting chart
>Flops
???

>>535760203
god i wish that was the form we got of Cyrene

>>535761875
New seele and topaz(?)

>>535761875
We literally know Sparkle SP is the one from the myriad retard

>>535761834
the latter.

>>535761875
>boy in shorts
I was hoping they'd redesign him to something less ridiculous

>>535761875
>no jk hanabi
Bros we are going to flop again...

>>535761074
What's the point of owning multiple characters at E0S0 when you can only use 8 (now 12) of them
Fishing for a good endgame match up?
I'd rather own a strong team that can bruteforce non shilled environments.

>>535761875
Serval is getting a 5* alt? And why is her hair white now?

>>535761875
i hate hoyoslop

>>535762065
>that leaker was right and this one is wrong
based on?

>>535761875
FRVAK cantarella expie

>>535761875
That's it I'm E6ing castorice

Is Aglaea grooming Anaxa. She is like 1k years old. He is like 30.

>>535761875
Is that Elio

>>535761875
isn't that the girl from HI3 part 2?

Why did Space Japan flop?

>>535761875
I like the black and red girl even though this is probably fake

>>535761794
yes she is my brick

>>535761875
why are honkai designs so fucking trash

>>535760425
Is this real?? An E6 Saber WITH Sunday is almost out performed by an E1 Castorice and Ruan Mei and Gallagher. Not even Hyacine.

Why do the salesfags always run away when asked about console and pc sales?

Constance waiting room

>>535761984
Cyrene laughing at my 14cm penis....

>>535762391
Not everyone gets a 300% increase from eidolons Castokek.

>>535762391
Saber is genuinely that bad. They just knew people would roll regardless since she's from fate

>>535762246
That other bitch has a good record

>>535761875
>More Hi3 expy slop
>Boy in short
>No JK Sparkle
Yeah it's fucking over for HSR

EX
CALIBAAAH

>>535761875
>tfw Sparkle isn't ruined
Huzzah!

>>535761875
I genuinely hate the character designs in HSR
They have an entire universe to play with and every character shops in the same fucking store apparently, give us some more unique designs or character models.

It's going to be really funny when Castorice is still the best DPS by 5.0

>>535761875
>Sparkle showing tummy
That's an upgrade over her default and her HI3 skin. Nice

>>535761875
Top left kinda looks like Phantalia

>>535761286
>>535761418
Sorry, my bad.
Here you go.

>>535762391
An E6 character not getting a 2000 score is pretty bad.

>>535761875
i will probably only roll for sparkle sp in the entirety of next year

>>535761875
I swear to fucking god if sparkle's feet aren't visible...

Unique = ugly

>>535762323
I think the contemptibility of 'grooming' loses a lot of value after a certain point of age

>>535761875
post your source

>>535761875
NOOO, STOP WITH THE STUPID SHOTA PANTS. AAAAAH.

>>535761875
Losing gallons to sparkle tummy

>>535760687
Please uncensor your feet Cyrene...

This shot looks like a hentai novel

>>535762786
>chrome
for your sake please at least use brave or anything else than that shit

>>535761875
is that Bronya and Serval?

>>535761875
>>535762338
Helia? Now I can't unsee it

you now remember Aglaea almost killed you

>>535763151
My wife

>Phainon can only makes salads
Is he dumb.

Shotabros, we're so back

Now neither of us have to be virgins

>>535763276
*pretented to
there is no scenario where that interrogation results in TB dying

thanks for the grub suckers she'll be back for another pantry raid

>>535763151
That because it is.

>>535762872
they are but it's obviously fake, that shit has been around already for 1 week

>>535763398
the writers excuse after the fact doesn't count

>>535763280
He tried to gaslight you into pity so you dont make fun of him

>>535763639
literally the very next scene in the same patch

>>535763521
4* sparkle

Where is edo star SEX CUNNY?

>>535763521
>TWO models showing feet
Tell me Hoyo doesn't know what are they doing. They know the true charm of Sparkle, her signature allure, what makes her Sparkle. But no nail polish is odd.

WHERE IS THE PLAPPA RERUN?

>>535763662
Who the fuck just eats a whole chicken?

>>535761431
I fell for the completion meme. I spent 200 dollars to get Saber E2 just to get the final star in PF. 200 dollars to get back 1 dollar. 80 jades.

English isn’t me fourth language but is Sparkle cames out originally never used bad worst support not even whole advance like Bronya and is murdered is Sunday only ends up is Archer because of his stipulation but she goes is death again when gooder comes out talk about a story of a joke is that life

>>535762901
This post reeks of child grooming elf bs.

>>535763938
You know who

>>535763957
Pleasure doing business gweilo.

>>535762786
what's the point of doing this

you can edit your ingame screenshot too, we might as well just say all your screenshots are fake

i hope to god pretending you can get a high score without eidolons on fucking /hsrg/ isn't how you get validation

>>535763836
3.8

>>535763836
I genuinely think she’s entering the whale shop whenever they update it next at this rate.

>>535763836
You dont deserve her if you didnt get her the first time around

>>535763836
next break shilling cycle

>>535763938
A kremnoan

>>535764159
I want Jing Yuan to be added so bad

Yep im skipping Constance. I could care less if she makes firefly good. I'm not rolling a literal who jobber that not even Nanook cares about.

Why did they rerun FF and Fugue recently when break/superbreak fell off a cliff? Because Constance is coming "soon"?

>>535764301
They really are the blacks of amphoreus...

Constance save break team

>>535764521
>FF
skin
>Fugue
No HMC due to RMC

who is Constance even replacing? Ruan Mei? HMC in sustainless?
I wanted the other destruction jobber

>>535764759
probably just rm

>>535764759
Flopflop in the DoT team.

So Hysilens canonically smells bad?

>>535764759
Amphoreus? Don't care.
Peancony revisit? Don't care.
Space China 3? Don't care.
Edo Star? Don't care.
Punklorde? Don't care.
There's only one thing I need.

we all love fofo here

How will writers shoehorn a dead faction into current game?

i smell exactly like fofo

>>535764930
smells just like any woman

>>535761875
the left pic makes no sense. why is elio there and why is he super clear while top left is super blurry? same with bottom left being blurry and the girl over being HD?

fake and retarded

damn archer carried my ass
saber is fucking trash

>>535763662
What I get from this event it takes like 12 heroes of legend to open a really mediocre restaurant that only serve 50 iq fairies that probably eat dirt and barkwood all day.

>>535758818
Ice is always a safe skip

>>535765226
stop using wormurine and put fofo in

>>535765147
>Amphoreus gets revealed to the Universe
>Ay yo Nanook gazing? Let's get over there, Gang, and do some Annihilation
It writes itself, clearly.

If you drop 2 stars from each of Pure Fiction and Apocalyptic Shadow, which is basically what the benchmark should be for any decently built team should be performing at then that’s 80 jades per star you lose out on.
In MoC I’m assuming the minimum for anyone with a decently built team would be 33 stars, since the only real challenging part is the 10 cycle limit, that means you’ll lose out on 80 jades.
So the difference between a full clear in endgame and what the average endgame player should be doing in basically any functioning team with the lowest investment possible is 400 jades, literally not even 3 pulls.
Roll for who you like and don’t fall into Hoyo’s trap of spending money chasing an imaginary star that’s going to reset in 2 weeks time and give you half a pull.

>>535765416
this was the original plot before Shartji took over and rewrote it to include his HI3 sloppa

>>535765226
>dude my E0S0 units suck!
stop being a whore and rolling on every banner

>>535765236
To be fair, only Mydei and Phainon are needed.
You dont need homemade ingredients.

>>535765226
skill issue

Why does Firefly feel so weak now

>>535765416
>Ay yo Nanook gazing? Let's get over there, Gang, and do some Annihilation
holy fvarkin kino

>>535765759
Break is dead, bro

Edo Star will have oppai loli?

>>535765759
the boss is hard capped at 1894

Nobody wants to roll for me...

Yuri general

>>535765635
Unironically the issue with HSR is that there's no reason to roll "who you like." In terms of actual character value, you get pretty much jackshit. You have no interactions, no additional stories and no bonus event features. Like the worst thing about HSR is that most of rolling is essentially more about if you can actually use a character rather than if you like them. The majority of players don't roll characters because they like them, but because they fit into team and fulfill a role in that team.

>>535765635
How many times do we have to say this? We don't care about the jades, we want to CLEAR (fully), otherwise it just feels bad.

>>535760986
I can. Can probably get higher with meme gears and cones, but not gonna bother

>>535766163
Sorry SHARTrene, we're saving for Edo star.

>>535760337
She is just scared of being left alone like in the fate event.
Please keep giving her company.

What would sex with Hysilens be like?

I just want Cyrene to save my Saber

>>535766407
3 character AS when?

Edo Star is already looking like shit
Guess im sticking with genshin

>>535760050
You forgot we rolled Fugue just to have toughnness bars go up as if we all had Fugue e1.

Shant be using DoTslop

>>535766529
Smelly and wet like fish

>>535766557
Me too bwo. I refuse to roll Sunday.

Star Rail's Eidolons screen background is directly ripped from one of HI3rd Elysia's ingame cinematics.
Like it or not, Elysia is already inseparable from your game since even before your game was released.
You're welcome.

>>535766163
Cerydra was cool but her very limited kit killed her chances to sell a lot
It's not her fault, it was Hoyo being retarded as always

>>535766557
>>535766734
use SW

How does abortion work in amphoreus

>>535766875
I don't care how many expies they send, I'm still not playing HI3rd

>>535766904
I’m sorry. If you unbricked my Saber I would have pulled you. But I have to save for Evernight and Cyrene now

>>535766921
Is any of her eidolons good tho?

Wife

is pedo star out yet

My FOMO is gone. stopped welkin yesterday and decided to take 11/12, 11/12, 35/36 from now on. I’ll only roll for characters I like

>>535766939
The men are gay

>>535766232
Yeah HSR is the most anti-characterfag of all hoyoshit, maybe in most leading gachas. The game is only concerned with shilling characters to sell them and dev biases aside, there is no merit to rolling them beyond that.

>>535767005
>pedo star
i wish, they didn't leak any potatoes yet

>>535767005
Ask again next year

>>535766995
Why can't she talk like a normal person?

>>535766995
Why can't Amphoreus characters speak normally

We need OPPAI hentai edo star cunny

>>535767107
she's a sea siren

I still find it funny how anons are in disbelief that HSR will give out a good unit for free after giving us archer

>>535767107
she is a princess

>>535767107
She'll explode if she doesn't mention a fish allegory every 10 seconds

>>535767195
Ratio was good too

>>535766529
sticky, stinky, oily and gooey

V2 today!
My husband will get buff soon <3

>>535766529
you'd die of boredom

>>535766529
Ask Cerydra

>>535767107
Probably because Cerydra never told her to speak normally

>>535761875
>ELIOOOO
>CONSTANCE
>SPARKLE SLUTWEAR
>also literal whos that look like shit
meh

>>535766995
>TB chad aura is canon
This is why Honkai women can't resist the bat

>>535766529
Hysilens paizuri would be incredible

>see a pink haired girl
>my penis immediately starts to feel funny
Why is this?

Why would you even roll for Hysilens? Wanting to stick your dick in her is not a reason.

>>535767762
Troonism.

>>535761875
If this is real Edo Star is officially dead on arrival

>>535767852
My first physical dps since Clara for one.

I haven't played this game since the beginning of slophoreus, the shaoji slop got too insufferable

I was kind of hype for a new march, and was going to play again, but did shaoji seriously make her evil? Of course shaoji can't let anything besides his slop characters be fun or popular, and has to ruin everything that wasn't him.

ziggers are defacing her

>>535767852
I liked her in the story and she saved DoT, especially her E1

>>535767852
She made my DoT team stronger than my Firefly team

>>535767107
>>535767162
We get it, you’re trans.

>>535767958
based

>>535767958
Kill them

>>535767871
Well I do have AGP...

To me, fair Sparkle, you never can be old,
For as you were when first your eye I eyed,
Such seems your beauty still. Three winters cold
Have from the forests shook three summers' pride,
Three beauteous springs to yellow autumn turn'd
In process of the seasons have I seen,
Three April perfumes in three hot Junes burn'd,
Since first I saw you fresh, which yet are green.
Ah! yet doth beauty, like a dial-hand,
Steal from his figure and no pace perceived;
So Sparkle's sweet hue, which methinks still doth stand,
Hath motion and mine eye may be deceived:
For fear of which, hear this, thou age unbred;
Ere you were born was beauty's summer dead.

>>535768072
Kill all pinks.
Death to pinks.

Normal dialogue: "I want to be with you"
HSR dialogue: Whatever the hell this is >>535766995

>>535767958
Can you blame them? They got a trailer with Elysia.
Only Genshin is safe from the pink elf.

Hate to break it to you but Herta turning into a furry is PVRE SOVL

>>535767958
Who the fuck cares about botted shit being defaced?
This shit stopped being impressive like a decade ago

>>535767852
She saved DoT
She is pretty
She is a TB wife

>>535767958
>someone drew jufufu and blue archive characters on a place called cunny lake
>trannies who run the map site let it get vandalize with undertale and palestine drawings

anyone up to play guess the feet towards the end of thread?

>>535768079
proofs?!

>>535766995
Won a clingy gf out of amphoreus. Canonically loyal wife

>>535768079
AGP cutie spotted.

>>535766995
shaoji is so fucking awful

>>535753408
CHARMONY DOVE

>>535768079
Manami... Or Yuria...

i look and act like cyrene irl

>>535768318
How do you even prove that?
>>535768326
Sometimes I wish I was a girl and sometimes I wish I could put my penis inside a girl

>>535768319
Wifesilens...

v2 soon, let's hope march is further entrenched as a support

>>535761875
oh nyo nyo nyo nyo

>>535768531
Slut

>>535768531
I will rape you

>>535768217
she can finally be useful

>>535768329
don't use my wife for your shitposting

>>535768557
Ebisu...

I just shit my pants

Edit: no it doesn’t smell like Hysilens

Edit 2: thanks for the gold kind stranger

The Fate collab was actual dogshit

The fuck is AGP

>>535768561
v2 changes are either nonexistent or very small at best, don't expect much

>>535768714
Accelerated Graphics Port

>>535768714
Ugly men who want to be fucked and feel like women

>>535768714
A Great Penis

>>535768714
its when you watch too much porn as a young teenager, so your mind melts and warps into getting turned on by the thought of being a woman and getting fucked by big hard dicks

hsr needs more shotas

>>535768702
>posts a picture of a midwit with downs syndrome
I’m not the least bit surprised you would think that.

>>535768714
a disease from the french revolution

>>535768714
Blanchardism

>>535767852
because DotGod
simple as

>>535768902
Blanchard was right though, not everyone can be an HSTS stacie

>>535768714
Pretty, effeminate men who want to be fucked and be treated like women but their desire goes away during post nut clarity

Would you really marry a girl who wouldn't stop talking about fish every 5 seconds?

>>535768663
Nope!
>>535768732
Such a cute smile....

>>535767852
>Wanting to stick your dick in her is not a reason

I regret rolling for Therta Lawrence.

>>535767852
She's translucent

I like how Herta is a proud sellout with no principles unlike all her colleagues

>>535769050
>Pretty effeminate
>he doesn't know that one of the Cyrene posters is literally balding

How long does it take for a new player to build one team max their traces and farm decent relic for them?

>>535769225
I like the tongue

>>535769178
However long it takes to unlock the max level calyx + 2-3 weeks

>>535769053
As long as she cares about me and she's not ugly, yes

>>535769225
holy fuck based!

>>535769225
Wish I rolled recollection so I had an excuse to roll for her...

>>535769225
HSR scary movie collab looking good

>>535769225
Freaky ahh

>>535769225
She has weird bug eyes that I kinda like

>>535769178
Like 3 months

>>535769094
at least thanks to that you ended up rolling for anaxaGODras

>>535769225
It’s the ragebait tongue that does it for me

>>535768319
Man, I hope she retains her memories next cycle

Hysilens should've been yuri

>>535769609
Hate to break it to you, but it doesn’t work that way.

>>535769652
she is, if you're a stellekek

Is it time to start another "(Insert character here) is super popular and everyone likes them!"?
The March/Evernight one died insanely quick.

yuri tarded

>>535768319
>Nothingburger text exchange
>SHE WANTS THE D!!!
This is why none of you will ever get laid. Even one friendly smirk in your general direction and you think that a girl wants to choke on your rod.

>>535769652
>>535767484 Looks pretty Yuri to me..

>>535767852
I needed a physical DPS and a team for my Jiaoqiu. She solves both of those problems

Why was the dot boss so easy

>>535769863
e0 jiaoqiu?

>>535769652
>paraded as the savior of yuri in amphoreus
>give her the anatomy for straight porn
lol

Sometimes I wish I could be a cute girl

>>535769930
Jiaoqiu isn't fire??

>>535769771
Cyrene can preserve our memories together so we can show them to her

>>535769970
Is a visible spine and ribs the ideal anatomy for straight porn?

>>535769831
>melty
you lost, tranny

>>535769923
Insanely erotic smile...

>>535769972
I thought you said you were a straight male

>>535769609
She might; I assume that's what the As I've Written book is for, after all.

>>535769970
Is that an anatomically correct number of ribs?

>>535770294
Where does she pee

>>535760687
i didnt get to save this...

>>535769972
and i wish i could be jacked but i'm too lazy

Is Evernight actually evil? Like how evil is HSR even allowed to go. Will we get any one as evil as Kiara or Gilles de Rias

>>535770234
But I am one?

>>535768557
>Sometimes I wish I was a girl and sometimes I wish I could put my penis inside a girl
Why not both?

>>535770393
Then why do you want to be a cute girl?

>>535769930
Yes, E0S1, I know its not better than running a harmony unit but at least it fits the archetype as benefits from whatever DoT shilling we get

i'm old, ugly, balding and wish i was Elysia...

>>535770384
Cerydra is lawful evil if that counts

>>535770384
leaks say shes genuinely a good person shes just march but not mental. shes just oddly seductive somehow

>>535770384
Theres no indication of her being evil yet outside of the abrasive personality change. Unless the memoniggers in her leak means something

I’m 5’6” and 125 pounds

awful thread

i regret rolling Acheron Lawrence

>>535770559
why is she eating amphoreus and why is it raining blood in her ult then? seems pretty sus

>>535770585
and I wish I looked like Mydei

>>535770639
Her technique is still good unless you rolled Fagnon

>>535770639
and her pink brick whore

>>535767053
When it comes down to it, rather than roll who you like, the game is more "don't roll who you don't like." Essentially when it comes down to it, the only thing tht stops people from rolling metashit is that they don't like a character even if they fill an essential role in the team. But outside of that, HSR is a metafag game through and through.

I only really have E0 Kafka as a DoT character, is it worth pulling for Hysilens?
The only others I have is an E0 Sampo and Guinaifen

Gay game for homosexuals now I can't break hoolay the first time with feixiao or boothill despite having all stacks up when entering duel thank you for toughness increase

>>535770585
congratulations BRO

Are (you) gonna roll for the womanlet?

>>535770404
I guess being a cute futa does sound nice...
>>535770519
Why is her smile so fucking hot

>>535770585
Elysiabro...

Being a girl sucks. Being a guy is way better.

>>535770095
Yes us straight men love seeing people's insides and their bones, nothing gets us harder

>>535770798
Also balding but I didn't mention that

>>535770736
nukafka works really good with the tutorial cone (maybe even preferred over her own LC) now so yeah. I have cleared the last moc and this AS with E0S1.
Keep in mind these last two biweeklies were somewhat DoT shilled iterations

>>535770658
hsr always had some disparity with character designs when it comes to trailer/story and their actual playable kit

>>535762323
Not in the current timeline

>entire thread is either into censored feet, has AGP, or something worse
how did it get to this point?

hmmm... i think hsrg should play roblox

>>535770384
If it means anything, she seems to be a member of one of Fuli's factions and we all know that those guys are inherently shady people.

>>535770764
Exactly. If you're AGP'ing might as well add your own fun ideal details~

>>535770749
Always planned to do it because I love her

>>535769903
What dot boss?

>>535770946
not enough gatekeeping but at least the roasties are gone

>>535770468
It makes me feel all nice and fuzzy inside

>>535770749
nyes

>>535767852
I like playing dot

>>535770384
The only true evil playables in HSR are Cerydra and Jade. Cerydra for being a lawful evil tyrant and Jade for literally being a devil that you make deals with.

>>535771049
I'll make you all nice and fuzzy inside

>>535771085
will herta and cerydra have a stacy fight

>>535770384
nah she's just march after seeing some shit. Thats why those memokeepers kept telling march she didnt want to remember who she was.

desu none of the girls in star rail trigger my AGP, but i can't play zenless without getting triggered

Whales arent even fish