Thread 535770513

>>535698674

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>sanma tourney
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1didArhLQzP5-N2V-ufsP9m9QpZIWppg3f2HZLvYGSGM/edit?usp=sharing
>sheet
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>top 9 form
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SEX with LITTLE GIRLS

Panda has a stupid face.

doko

early thread but your waifu is late

>>535770598
>canonically nopan

Someone host a room, I'm at work.

There she is—smiling so softly, saying ‘thank you’... and just like that, she’s gone. Every time I see this, I’m right back to the emptiness it leaves behind. How could such a brief moment strike so deep?

>>535770513 (OP)
doppyan doppyan

>>535770837
i'm on the john

/mjg/ rust server (prim or hardcore) when

Many of you had casted their doubts about credibility of the summer camp, so here is a brief summary of how the event unfolded.
Bunch of anons from around the world gathered in quiet Polish lakeside to chill, have fun, shittalk, party and of course to determine
who is the very best at IRL mahjong when training wheels are removed. Other activities involved: various mahjong tourneys and events, bonfires, IRL /mjg/ sings, /mjg/ pub quiz, SPORTS (divegrass, volleyball, rowing, swimming, tug of war, gym sessions), MTG chaos draft, polish and anime movie watchalongs, chess and go tourneys, real poko goombling, bona fide /ugr/ room, sightseeing trips, /ck/ workshops with degustation, retro vidya relay playthroughs, playing japanese board games and the most important of course - forging priceless bonds of friendship with all those fucking retards you played online mahjong with on mongolian basket weaving forum for last few years.
The event was a huge success and everyone came back home safely, with treasure trove worth of fond memories.
I'd like to once again thank everyone who found time to come - you are all wonderful people that make /mjg/ such an unique place.
To everyone else who missed it, I hope you will make it next time, wherever it might be. While it was the biggest /mjg/ meetup so far,
chronology wise it was 8th, which means there will be plenty of other opportunities in the future. Keep an eye out in the thread and IRC.

Commemorative video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ELIemzzKKmc

>>535770690
page 8 bake was normalized like two months ago anon
fascinating how we only started getting nameschizos and avatartroons after that...

>>535771078
>long hair
Is that a cute woman in the middle???

>>535771025
I'm not falling for it, mortal

samefag

>>535771078
Wholesome.
>>535771218
Anon, look those arms. There is no way.

>>535771078
That guy on the bottom left has three hands!

>>535771078
As a bonus for all those who missed it, here is the .png file for the commemorative /mjg/ T-shirt, made with love by one of our best drawfags.
Feel free to get your own to fit in during upcoming meetups.
The reverse side contains the nickname in daily dose font and your favourite tile.

>>535771078
chat is this real?

>I'm less fat than half of /mjg/
Let's go

>>535771078
Sovl

>>535771078
10/10 would do it again
Thanks for the memories

>>535771078
>fatties hiding their fat by kneeling
I see that gut piggy oink oink eat a salad oink

>>535771078
>that jigsaw puzzle
Damn. Did you guys finished it?

>>535771078
Those bellies looks so cute and chubby

>>535771078
>all white ass crackas

>>535771078
in awe at the size of that kaavi
absolute unit

>>535771802
>>535771894
but the summer camp anons assured us everyone was /fit/ and handsome...

>>535771078
>No token black
We need a US meatup

>>535771078
Thanks for hosting the camp, I will never forget the polish soup of death.

>>535771078
I expected a lot worse and brown so looking good /mjg/

>>535771884
Yes but it took a few dedicated anons

>>535771894
Architect Mihoko...

>>535771078
Wtf you guys said everyone on mjg was a body builder or an obese ugly bastard but these people just look normal

>>535771078
Some of the clips in that video feel like something out of one of those found footage horror films.

>>535771985
Don't tell me you also thought Santa was real

>>535771078
IS THAT THE FAMOUS SHEEP?!

>>535772298
Santa is real though?

Majsoul Friends Room 96688(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=96688

>>535771615
this is so good, all the little details

>>535772107
Three or four anons fiended it. It was really low quality too

Can you guys host the next meat up in Australia, I really want to eat a HSP

>>535772526
>corners
>white background
>manzu bottoms
>bamboos
I've never realized it but mahjong puzzles suck

>>535771615
Someone explain to me what Hibiki is doing

>>535772720
getting brain damage from Joseph's winning line

>>535772720
listening to Joseph's tsumo line
https://files.catbox.moe/eu54di.mp3

Thats horrible taste for a puzzle. The one that made it should be hanged.

>>535771779
Koito at the death camp.

>>535772439
3/4

>>535773053
i can't believe koito is fucking dead

I'm at work

>>535771078
How the fuck do you get videos this granny in the era of modern smartphones?

I can't believe a black woman is streaming mahjong

>>535773203
It's a good camera, sir

>>535773053
That's Hinata from YamaSusu

>>535773203
It's called sovl.

>>535772439
Started

>>535771078
Where da white women at???

>>535773203
You forget they were all hunted to death by a witch while they were there, the poor video quality was mandatory.

>>535773141
Koito was the one doing the killing.

>>535771615
>floor is watermelon tablecloth
>adept is the highest rank
>that lobster below the bench
I kneel

>>535772498
for me it's the hidden yagi yui

>>535773457
explain the lobster

>>535772717
the worst part of it was that because it was random ass assortment of tiles (some of them had 5-6 occurences), the only way to distinguish where those should be placed was to autisticaly compare the shade of the tile background (tiles closer to lower edge were a bit darker). Pinzus were absolute riot, you had to compare the differences in radius of circles to figure which one is which.

>>535772039
>We need a US meatup
Not happening. Nobody wants to get accosted at customs nor want to pay up the visa fee.

>>535773446
I can't believe Koito was fucking tried and hanged at Nuremburg for her crimes.

>>535773580
You wouldn't be able to fit in our room anyway, 6 burgers take up the space of 9 euros

>>535773547
search for lobstergate in the archives

>>535773580
>visit the US
>get sent back for having memes on your phone
>lolicons get sent to jail

>>535773675
the fatsos were the burgers koromochama...

>>535773580
it's not happening because majority of burger anons are absolute spaz sperglords with non-existent organization skills and trust issues.

>>535773382
The blair mahjong project?!

>>535773806
Wasn't there a Canadian meetup?

>>535770513 (OP)
WHAT DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH MAHJONG!!!!!!!

>>535773952
Canada and burgerland are 2 different countries.

>>535773806
If you've played at any IRL meetup in the US then you've most likely met another anon.

>>535774029
I say this when I'm delusional

Now you remember this post where an anon said there will be a burger meetup in 2027 >>441562231

>>535774029
Yes but they're close enough that a Canadian meetup is functionally no different from a US one.

>>535774093
Except that an US meatup requires going through burger airports.

yeah "anon"

>>535774029
Yeah Canada is India 2 now

>>535773582
She made it to Argentina.

>>535774005
bikinis are mahjong core

>>535774083
>>441565042

>>535774146
His worry is burgers coming up to meet. Not coming in to meet the burgers.

>>535770865
>hinapeepeego
Who cares

/mjg/ meetups are bad optics. we're not a /soc/ thread. queue ranked, play in tournaments, or shut up

>>535771078
This makes me want to get better so I could go to a possible next year

>>535774083
>>535774215
>>441563129 do we have an actual time traveller here?

No offense but I would never want to meet any of you people in real life.

>>535774362
the meetup had an official tourney and a long league ongoing so it doesn't count as /soc/

>>535774381
Get better at what, mahjong? We had few genuine adeptchads there. The only requirement was to be able to afford the trip, one week worth of free time and taking the summer camp announcement seriously.

>>535774509
You don't want to trade jav?

>>535771078
>there's at least 1 anon in this picture who jerked off in summer camp

>>535774394
Time Traveling is a /mjg/ staple ever since the incident, note how all the time traveling posts or videos about time traveling in /mjg/ are connected despite being made with years of difference https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CwCJ_iIX-Xw

>>535774509
i'm sure the feeling is mutual if that's your attitude

>>535770513 (OP)
>pedo OP
fucking kys

>>535771078
"They call me the professor of curvature"

>>535774743
bitch nigger troon

>>535774683
>I still never made it to Master

>>535774683
Stop this I don't want to turn into a schizo who believes in time travel

>>535771078
>no >males
>but also only three little girls (4 if you count Yuzu)
I think it's time to make /mjg/ favourite hag doujins list.

>>535771078
>That gimmick match
I'm thinking about making a tourney...

TO here. If you burgertards want a camp so badly just organize Fall camp yourself. If you want it to be successful I strongly recommend to host it in Canada, which is close enough.

>Mahjong Soul get shut down
>Tenhou goes on to live for another 30 years
>Everyone serious about mahjong goes back to /jp/
The good ending.

>>535775145
in the tug of war, cunny team lost to hag team so fucking bad it was not even a contest

Summer camp in New York when

>>441564071
If only they knew

>>535773806
I bankrolled the canada meetup as a burger. The meetup went down without any significant incidents. We found a few airbnb options, a few of us got on mumble to narrow down to one, and I volunteered to reserve it. People paid, showed up, and played mahjong. I think most of us from north america were burgers.
Also being canadian means being chinese

>>535775378
>vtumor stream posted earlier in that same thread
the foreshadowing was there

>>535771078
the clogged toiler...

>>535771078
You guys make me proud

>>535774571
Get better at life so I can have disposable income.

>>535775535
>vtuber posted in the thread
>zero chimpouts about it
i thought we hated them in this thread?

Did anyone masturbate at summer camp?

>>535775629
Proud Boys

>Iceland meetup
it sounds silly but it did come up as an option in summer camp

tenhou literally in life support
the only tournament they make can only offer 1 month membership for winner
pros except jpmlcuck host their events at majsoul

>>535771615
That yuzu and her mom are really cute.

>>535775719
I didn't, despite being a serial gooner. After camp ended the day I got home I gooned for so long I got my skin burnt.

>>535775229
>>535775358
I remember when this one fellow did a poll for a US meetup with like the options being Seattle, Chicago, or New York... Shame he went radio silent and no one took up the mantle

>>535771078
Can't believe my sister sabotaged another chance for me to meet and make good friends, please host next one in Canada, so that even if my passport is stolen, I can still make it.

>>535775930
Don't hate your sister, she saved you.

>>535771078
>0(rei) steves
Fake picture

>>535771078
>quiet Polish lakeside
https://wplace.live/?lat=52.21600817335363&lng=15.39237271552733&zoom=13.399481559259774
found it

>>535772439
gg was gonna play another but gotta go

>>535771078
>everyone came back home safely
Boring, time for me to make the South America meeting so we can harvest some organs

>>535775930
No need to boast that she got to rape you for a week.

>>535772439
>3 riichis
>yakitori
game

>>535772439
gg can only do one. hags rulz

>>535776221
/MJG/ IN BRAZIL

wj

>>535772439
one of the games of all time
thanks for the invite

>>535776221
>so we can harvest some organs
but that's what we had the eastern European meetup for?

>>535775805
>pros except jpmlcuck host their events at majsoul
NPM, Saikouisen, Mahjong Union, and RMU all host their events on Tenhou. JPML hosts theirs on Ron2 which is just a separate Tenhou server specifically meant for the JPML. The only "professional" org that hosts on Mahjong Soul is VPL.

>>535775930
Is your sister single?

Majsoul Friends Room 67490(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=67490

normal rules

>>535775930
I can fix her.

>>535775930
I told you back then that if you were a grown ass man you could just not go on that cruise with her.

>>535776396
Too expensive, we are going to Bolivia and play mahjong while eating coke leaves

>>535776605
started

>>535775229
canada blows why would anyone pay to go there

>>535776574
Technically VPL has a collaborative league with JPML on MajSoul but correct

When is the maintenance? Should I start downloading poko?

>>535776982
Yes

>>535776982
You should have started downloading poko last week, now you won't make it.

>>535777207
if you downloaded poko last week you're going to have to download it again, never download it too early

>>535776948
VPL is a collaboration between NPM and RMU, not JPML. JPML boomers probably can't fathom the idea of vtubers.
Also you can see who organizes public tournaments on Tenhou in case anyone was wondering https://tenhou.net/cs/

I BRICKED MY POKO ACCOUNT BY DOWNLOADING IT TOO LATE

>>535777393
>VPL is a collaboration between NPM and RMU, not JPML
I said collaborative league, anon.

>>535777579
You got the wrong organizations though.
For me it's https://vpl2023.com/player/hinata-asahina/ btw

>>535771078
>30 people
no way these are all thread regulars

>>535778163
the federal agents monitoring this place count as thread regulars anon, don't be bigoted

>>535778163
The threads got unbelievable quiet while they were there.

>>535778267
There were also less shitposts. Coincidence?

>>535778369
Not a coincidence going by this post >>535731175

>retarded europoorniggers went on vacation for a week
>thread quality improved dramatically

>>535778369
there was zero janeposting during summer camp
he was among them

amogus?

>>535777716
Again, I was talking about one specific league. https://note.com/sigma_league/all
But you are right in that RMU also participated.

>>535778572
There was daily janeposting during summer camp
I know because I was in the camp and the nigger posted my name on the fourth day or so

There's more than one janeposter.

>>535778806
Next you're going to tell me there is more than one mikoposter?

Sorry the thread was better because I was at Evo not because euros were at summer camp

What Happened to the Kagerou Project? The History of Vocaloid's Largest Multi-Media Franchise

>>535730221
nooticing

>>535778637
Oh I didn't know that was a thing, sorry.

what's the wait? you have 3+5 seconds

>>535779062
147p

>>535779062
12457p no?

>>535779062
12457

>>535779062
12457

I hate analog mahjong

>>535779052
There are many amateur/lesser known pro-leagues made in MJS. Some of the Sakitwt people I follow also participate in another one. >>535779062
124578

>>535779162
>>535779182
>>535779195
correct

>>535779114
>>535779263
bwweeaaka

>>535779062
1, 4, 5 and 7

Sumimasen, I just want to pull out my phone to take a picture of my wonderful hand, not for any other reason

>>535779351
2p completes a head for 22 345 666 789

>>535779327
8 was fatfingered it can't be helped

>>535779440
yeah, I missed that. geez thats why tips are important.

>>535779548
awww poor wittwe baby, do you need training wheels too? are the runes on the tiles too esoteric?

Q'ing in Sega MJ

>>535779639
fake

New tileface and title

Holy fucking RV animations
Cringe

>>535779639
Even though you're a coomer freak, thank you frank, for making mjs better.

>>535779756
Looks pretty awful. I hate alternative tilefaces. Also, a capeshit title... I'll pass.

The new voice lines are cringe bloat, please be under "SP voices" so I do not have to hear them

The Nyavengers

>>535779756
this tileface is better than the previous one at least

>>535770513 (OP)
how is this mahjong?

>check to see what may thinks
>Miko AI porn
Nevermind

>>535779579
Did she commit the Rokkenjima massacre?

I'm here to tell you about the Nyavengers initiative.

>>535779579
>animated male outfit
Forgot this guy even exists lmao, do the fujo/yumes even care about him like a-37

>>535779982
They are under SP voices but they also add some new winning lines which aren't

>another momo outfit
total momer victory

>>535780128
read Saki

>n*avengers
Holy gigacringe.

>>535780073
I just wanted vintage style tile faces like old Nintendo or Mizuno Maruichi sets. Something slightly different but not radically so.
>>535780128
Saki is a mahjong manga

Repomeido when you dump the assets tomorrow can you post the Washizu lines first, I want to hear how bad they are

>>535780683
mahjongsoul.club might have it first

>>535779756
This tileface is kinda cute but they should really do these more often.

>nyavengers
Holy FUARKING kino!

>>535780745
They refuse to add new tilefaces and call effects for some reason

>>535780781
I look EXACTLY like this and I say this

>>535779639
lol

>>535775229
I would only to to Montreal, Niagara-on-the-Lake, or Vancouver if there was summer camp in the US

>>535780919
no you don't

???(雑魚は、失せろよ)

>>535781050
Sometimes it's 80% there in all last and you need it to gyakuten

>>535780358
yes quite popular

>>535781018
yes he does

>horny snake ron takes up more time than the other cardinal ron animations
Another one for the league 7 ban list

>>535781384
Don't lie

>>535776605
gg, well nyagged

>>535776605
thanks for the games
wild west games are always fun

>>535776605
kino games, first time seeing west extend that long

>>535776605
ジジにゃ

>>535781050
My first yakumeme in ranked came to me by pure coincidence. I was most of the way to toitoi and figured I'd go for it, but nobody dropped anything for me to call and I ended up drawing what I needed for suuankou. You don't need to retard chase your yakuman, it will come to you on its own when the time is right.

Put the sticks in the bag, this is a robbery.

>>535782823
SELF DEFENSE SITUATION BANG BANG BANG BANG

>>535782956
Thank you for making the thread safe, Texas and/or Florida anon.

Kino this kino that but if it was Steve instead you would all call it cringe

>>535774527
oh really? post the sheet then

>>535776698
I thought bolivians went to Argentina because they could get shit for free there

It starts as a whisper and grows into a snarl; the black wind howls and ushers in a symphony of chills. Lest you abandon all hope, steel yourselves. Believe not in the known and embrace the unknown. A fleeting dance amongst the bakyou reveals all secrets held between luminaries, and sheds light on all impostors. I, the Crimson Chemist, shall purge this land of all the vile scum that haunt our hallowed halls. Think not of what the blade reaps, but reap the peace the blade seeks.

*teleports behind you*
Not bad, you made me use 10% of my power... But it's time to end this little charade! Hiiiiii yaaaa!
*throws you into the air*
Taaaaaaake thiiiiiiiiis!
*impales you on Caladbolg*
YOOOOUUUU ARRRRRREE FIIIINIIIIIIISSSHEEED!!!!!!
*wrenches Caladbolg through your side, splitting you in twain*
Heh... easy...
*turns away as your body falls to the ground in two pieces*
Hmph, it seems my sword has once again cut a worthless object.
*wipes off Caladbolg on your corpse before flying away*

>>535783565
They go to Argentina because the retards argies have free college to anyone, even non-Argentinians

>nyavengers
I prefer the Nyardians of the Nyalaxy

>>535783773
based

>>535783383
You see in the video the trophy ceremony for the top 3 of the camp tourney and also the counting of the points for the long mahjong event but that one is less apparent and too gimmicky to explain.

They said theres new voice lines for all characters...uh, would that include the collab ones?

>>535771078
I'm glad I didn't go, too many people. Next time you should have a qualifier or a m3/5000 friendlies to join.

>>535784283
did you read the post?

>>535784287
>nyavel

>>535784379
I'm illiterate.

>>535783621
>>535783701
kino

>>535779832
damn, they have more mp3s instead of just pngs, this is going to make this kusoge so much more enjoyable

For me, it's Riichi Universe!

For me it's Nyang Ichi and the Ten Tiles.

Koito big win

steve enter room voiceline will be so cool

Steve the Kringe enters the fray...

Koito big ぴぇ

For me it's Nyaria!

I like the orchestral version of the cat song

>>535783621
>>535783701
My uncle is so kool...

where's the japanese version of the video, surely it'll actually have the new riichi song in it

Any way to check tile faces in the wikis?

I came
https://exhentai.org/g/3492872/5ce035e3f2/

dogo

They did HWAT at the camp?

>>535786301
they died

Explaining “A Minecraft Movie” in a Crowded Elevator

>>535771923
don't worry, we threw enough nigger words around to make up for our lack of africans

>>535773806
True that's me

>>535786590
are you me

>>535786619
no, he's me

>>535786590
he is me
>>535786619
i'm you
>>535786708
and that's him

I'm all of you and I want to post a room so I will now post a room (you have to do it)

Good morning /mjg/!

>>535786913
no point in playing a friendly all by myself, I'll wait for someone else to come online

>>535786301
They all went to the Golden Land.

evens sleep
odds playing mahjong
0 play with myself and then sleep

>>535771078
Ah, looks nice. I'll join one day...

>>535771078
This looks so fun! I'll definitely join next time. Poland seems like a nice country to visit.

>>535771078
>anon playing tug the rope barefoot

he tugged my rope barefoot if you know what I mean

>>535771078
>clogged toiler
was the water bucket method used??

>>535787024
>>535787623
Shouldn't you use the same filenames?

>>535771615
looks amazing

>get home
>anon stole my flower tiles

>>535771078
did you rent a mansion?

why did you make the other anons go outside

>>535771615
I kept track of all the anons that made OC(for league purpose), but no one is capable of making such kino, and in this dimension, who is this mysterious anon that escaped my radar.

Good morning /mjg/. Nice to see things are more relaxed now. I love you all.

>>535771615
looks ai

>>535788306
My teammate, who btw didn't put even a quarter of the effort for league

>>535771078
I really am the only woman in this space, aren't I? That's a little worrying.

who is the best player here

>>535788794
Any woman with half a brain would never participate in a 4chan meetup.

>>535788554
Tell me who he is, for I must eliminate him, my status as the number 1 OC anon in mjg and first pick position is being threatened.

>>535788876
The next anon to post a koko

>>535788884
You replied to a tranny

>>535787882
Take your meds schizo.

>>535787076
>6AM
>wagies have to work
>their children have school
>start blasting Umineko OST at high volume because of your post

>>535788884
I wouldn't go if I was a man either, with how this space will get in a few hours when the schizos come on? I'm not dealing with that far a week. Fuck that.

Big day of hard work and contributions to shitposting, time for extremely deserved rest, good night to hahi and makina anon.

>>535789282
Rena spotted

>>535789632
gn sweet prince

>>535789632
Sleep well. You will be missed. I'll maintain the shitpost in your absence!

>>535789632
Good night! Sleep well.

>>535788876
STOP_WAR

How do I filter this trannyfaggot with weird randomize filename?

>>535789787
you only need to be expert to be a pro?

>>535789856
Bro your MD5?

>>535789856
MD5

WAKE UP WAGIES, YOU HAVE TO WORK!!!

>>535789897
>>535789897
I'm afraid he is using the newest emotes batch so I might filter other anons post too.

>>535789967
I've slept 2 hours before work

>>535790115
You can't get rid of me. This is one of my home generals now.

Pretending to be an attentionwhore doesn't make you any less pathetic

>>535789967
I'm still looking for work. So you are stuck with me.

>>535790262
They can filter all they want. They just don't want to have fun.

Hanner crimes matter

>>535790115
It's enough to md5 filter his non-emote images. If he's forced to use emotes then at least he's not an avatarfag anymore. And for the time being, when he does use emotes it's usually as part of a reply chain with one of his grisaia pics so you won't see it anyway.

>>535790906
Enjoy your Reddit milk toast filtered thread my guy.

I'm glad the schizo starts posting when I go to bed

>>535790859
What are the charges? Being cute?

bring back the list, if only for the schizo

*hic*

analzuru

>>535791290
Didn't you say you weren't going to drink again last night?

>>535791352
no. just that she got back from drinking for two weeks

Watched The Core (2003)
Retarded movies are so fun kinda like 2012 but made in a better decade for silly movies.

>>535791195
>we penalized 46 accounts for unusual table sharing in the rank field and 745 accounts for using illegal third-party software.
fucking chinks

>>535791506
is that just chink accounts or does it include global and nips?

>>535791195
all me

I want to sit in my pajamas and host Mahjong games here for a while. But I also want to do coding again. And one of my friends is off work so I want to be with them. Life is so conflicting.

>>535791470
I just get frustrated at them, I don't usually have fun I just get bored.

>>535791652
nyaaa

>>535771615
Here is a better quality version. The transparent background version is too big for 4chan file limits.

https://files.catbox.moe/g65qvm.png

>>535788554
I did feel bad about League V desu.

I'm going off the grid

I'm hungry

>>535791195
>l***i

Sigh... What do I have to do to get an Awai gf?

>>535789856
ignore

>>535792363
Kan into ura 8 is the easiest way.

>>535792124
Finally I can see the little details.

>>535787076
Illusions to illusions. The harvested organs were only a crop of illusions.

>>535792363
I have read gif first and wondered which one you meant

ENOUGH FROM THE SWORDSLUTS

Could a kind anon please send the shortcut to baiman image?

Thread might be too dead to even be worth hosting today.

>>535793103
we used to wait a full hour for a room to fill, /mjg/ is quite lively nowadays in comparison

>>535793273
Don't engage, just ignore.

>>535771078
Amazing!

>>535787623
Please join, I love cute femboys and mikotroon didn't come and cosplay this time.

>>535792935
>>535793075
Thanks

>>535793338
>Don't engage.
Motherfucker I'm literally just trying to play the game this board is for!

>>535793273
I just meant in comparison to the weekend and how many were happening then. It probably was a lot slower before I got here. Unemployment sucks, you want loads of time; then you get it and your just sat on your hand not knowing what to do.

>>535793520
Sadly, I'm not a femboy. It does sound really fun to cosplay a new character each week at something like that. When I do cosplay I try to act in character as well, I was in the drama club in school. Like it sounds really fun, but again. I would not be safe around you all in person.

>>535789874
The only requirement to being a pro is to pass the "pro test," do an interview, and pay your membership fees on time. There are a lot of pros out there at the lower levels that are Expert/Master. Being a pro in the lower rungs of an organization is a part time thing, the tournaments only run 6 months out of the year.
The pro test itself isn't particularly difficult either, it's mostly testing if you know how the game plays and the rules of that particular organization. A big part of the tests (according to Jenn) is the scoring section which includes a bunch of "trick" questions like pic attached. There's other sections like gyakuten scoring, shanten counting, tournament protocol, etc. but you get the general gist.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uLgfOLCIQTA

>>535793719
>not a femboy
Sorry, not interested anymore.

>>535771078
i still wear the shit bird tag when i put jeans on. god i miss clacking tiles with the bros
>walk downstairs in the morning to make coffee and there's anons waiting to mahjoom
so fucking kino

>>535794030
>i still wear the shit bird tag
Based, you better wear it every day until you get good.

>>535771078
how old were the youngest and the oldest anons?

>>535794181
youngest: 12
oldest: 43

>hand shuffle
once you play on an auto table you'll never want to go back

>>535794181
the youngest was a kid like 10 years old, the oldest anon was maybe 40 idk

Did you guys have a bong?

>>535794225
>>535794275
uhhh

>>535794523
There's no allegations. So if it's real I'm sure they were safe and cared for.

>>535794030
So much this
Dedicating a whole week to mahjong was great
Mahjong everywhere was also fun with all the crazy bets some anons made plus the hanko and summer camp passport we got
God bless /mjg/ and all the anons who make this general a better place

>>535794523
Despite what you might think /mjg/ is very good with children since many anons are uncles or used to babysit their younger siblings. The kid enjoyed his time even with a language barrier.

>>535794569
it was just a random polish kid who decided he was joining the older guys so he was instructed in the ways of mahjong and became honorary /mjg/

>>535771078
>the gymposting was real

>>535794612
No offense but the overall quality of this general was better while you niggerfaggots were busy blowing each other in Poland. Good to know all of the retards that shit up this place are fat and gay though.

>no offense but
>insults

>>535771078
This looks like a Joji music video if you remove the emotes

>>535795084
>the third mahjong frank

>>535795084
>it's filthy FRANK motherfucker

>>535771078
Hahi! It looks like it was great fun, anon! I hope to be able to join next time!

riichi y/n?

>>535794790
It sounds like you had a great time! Still afraid one of the schizos here would assault me in some way though.

>>535795274
y

>>535795274
it's a good wait so yes

>>535795274
yeah, why not
you can improve but that 1p discard makes any improvement on the pinzu not that good so yeah, riichi and if toimen dies, then he dies, he must be pushing something retarded like kokushi and needs correction

>>535795274
Why would you not?

>>535795274
nah

>>535791148
Too much sex with me.
Punished to even more sex with me.

>>535795274
dama

Ichihime siren and the Nyavengers!

>>535795274
y

>>535795274
riichi. is the crab trying to force second place acceptance?

>>535795391
>>535795394
>>535795458
>>535795496
mortal wants to keep the dama but I still think it's a good riichi, I figured it was my chance to get 1st (instead I tsumo'd for 2nd)
>>535795512
>>535795607
elaborate, are you afraid of toimen? I felt like his obvious kokushi was just cope and wasn't realistic (I was correct)

>>535794870
Comparing threads during the summer camp and one week after the summer camp in the archives and there is no difference
The thread quality started declining circa 5 days ago when the buzzword tourist came back from whatever cesspool he was hiding in

>>535795836
>didnt add me in the replies

>>535795836
riichi is second place acceptance, you kill toimen even on yasume tsumo instead of getting to your dealer round where you might be able to get to 1st and kami/shimo should just fold to it

>>535795868
You mean joined the thread to start having fun?

>>535795695
>Nyavengers
So they're just stealing league team ideas now?

>>535795836
Bad riichi.

>>535795976
they're even adding sanma support to maka, because we did a sanma tourney

>>535771078
I can't believe you guys actually clogged the toilet

>>535795836
>I will try to get 1st by... maximing my odds of getting 2nd
Bravo

>>535795950
>>535796152
you're right, I'm retarded now that I think about it

>>535795836
>chance to get 1st
there is no gyakuten here unless you flip ura 2 on shimo ron.
>are you afraid of toimen?
no

>>535789856
why?

>>535795836
>only two anons said dama
>three anons are saying why it's a bad riichi
uhh....

>>535796401
I just wanted to make a post to give her more attention.

>>535796436
Hindsight celestials general

>>535796436
it's a good riichi, sir

>>535796436
Getting 2nd is good.

I have filters set up that filters any filename that isn't mjs emotes

>>535796436
it's not a "bad" riichi it just depends on whether or not you want to continue fighting for first

>>535796571
just filter every file width and length that's not 240x240

>>535796718
there are some emotes that are not 240x240

>>535796571
Nice

>>535796718
what about the emotes with cursed dimensions

>>535796810
Switch places between Sara and Steve, and make sure it's Steve-11.png

>>535796810
souless insectandroid at the top
soulful overexplained human being at the bottom

>>535796810
gypsies are good at coding?

What's the wait

>>535796792
>>535796840
why is that

>>535797286
36

>>535792124
pure unfiltered KINO

>>535796854
Why did Ritz have to ruin her?

>>535797779
Haven't you been keeping up anon? She deflated after the last chapter after expending her flow

>>535797779
ritz ruined basically everyone while some characters were not good from the start
i unironically like saki's plot, but hate most character designs

Update your Tenhou

>>535798079
There's a Tenhou event too?

>>535798118
>he didn't get the limited edition koromo table mat

>>535794417
no that was the only bad part was no weed god I hate drinking so much its unreal but anon made some very good citrus vodka(?) I could drink like water. that almost makes up for it

Nothing beats a Jet2 Holiday,
and right now you can save £50 per person.
That's £200 off for a family of 4!

>>535797779
>>535797995
stop being gay

>>535798225
Also drunk and ryan

>>535798228
>tenhou
>can use custom tablecloths
>mjs
>have to pay to get a chance to get a set tablecloth, get roger'd for modding the game
why are we playing mjs again?

>>535798289
It's quite incredible how marketers are finally starting to break into "meme culture" successfully

>>535798309
ritz should stop being gay
my wife has been ruined
the only redemption is official ritz art with nipples instead of just areola hints

>>535795836
is mortal trained on tenhou games with their uma?
it'll help me cope if it is

I can't believe I'm playing ranked for cosmetics. Well played, Yostar.

>>535798379
I play more on Tenhou but the general vibe I get from this thread is
>Nihongo too scary
>Notips too scary
>Paying $5 a month once you reach the highest room is morally detestable
>I like anime girl pngs
>We spun off from the /v/ threads, not the /jp/ ones
>>535798626
It's trained on 7d rates which is 90, 45, 0, -135. Tenhou ranked points are completely unaffected by uma by the way, so a 50k 1st and a 30k 1st pay out the exact same.

>>535798349
raping Ryan and forcing him to impregnate me!

yeah I just dealt in 4 times and ended up 4th but all 4 deal ins are copebot approved, so who really won in the end? think about that

>>535795274
I like dama, just secure 2nd

>>535799001
usually the player in first is the one that wins in the end

>>535799049
there are many kind of victories and I achieved EV victory with my plays

>>535794181
we met the polish version of lost_jack, not kidding

Majsoul Friends Room 81422(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=81422

room theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pk9ooD9LJlE

>>535799001
but were the discards leading up to the deal ins all copebot approved

has mahjong ever made you scream in agony

>>535799310
i'd be lying if i said my desk hasn't been the victim of a few smacks

>>535799310
no, I might be an autistic retard but I'm not that kind of autistic retard

>>535799218
1/4...

>>535799310
No, but I used to grind my teeth when I was an adept

>>535798741
>Paying $5 a month once you reach the highest room is morally detestable
isn't this the same as mjs charm

>>535799218
2/4 now

>>535799504
not even remotely and you know that

>>535799504
stop noticing things

nobody gonna play 10hoe give it up

>>535799590
right, it's $6

>>535799504
you don't need the charm to play the game

>>535799504
The fortune charm just gives Jade and extra MAKA reviews. You can play in Throne just fine without it.
Tenhou requires a subscription in order to access Houou room, the Desktop version of the client, and a bunch of other stuff. You can still play the game completely for free up until Houou, the subscription is a bunch of quality of life features, many of which are not featured in MJS either. The manual is a little dated because they chose to include the Flash version of the client which has been deprecated for half a decade now in favor of /3/, but you get the general idea. https://tenhou.net/man/

>>535799912
Yes you do

>>535799912
It's a soft progression block since you need the extra luck to get through Jade

>>535799218
3/4 now

>>535799932
Do you also get access to NAGA with Tenhou Prime or is it an additional subscription.

>>535799932
i always buy the fortune charm anyway, it's just $6, so little i even thought it's $5, because i don't notice things like these
there's nothing wrong with requiring people to help fund the servers and maintenance

>>535800121
slave mentality

>>535800075
Additional subscription, NAGA and Tenhou are partnered but Dwango is a separate entity. The nice part is that Tenhou logs are significantly cheaper to review on NAGA, a flat 30 NP per game rather than 10 NP per hand.

>>535800214
and expecting things to be free is nigger mentality

How about a magic trick? I'm gonna make Fu Ji disappear.
Ahem... Tax collectors are coming.

>>535799218
we just need 1 more player

Majsoul Friends Room 29265(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=29265

>>535800361
3/4!

>>535799962
>>535799948
I accept your convulsion.

>>535800260
very tasteful

>>535800361
>>535800431
go back
>>535799218

>>535800361
full and started!

>>535792124
lel

it's over...

>>535800553
kek, didn't notice it
based

>>535799218
someone join please

>/mjg/ tells me to shove against the grain.
>I get tons of cuts.
Fuck you guys.

lol
lmao even
dealer pulled a kyuushu kyuuhai here and dodged a bullet

>>535800725
damn

>>535800657
I can't

>>535800657
I don't want to get bullied

>>535800839
we're nice people so join us

>>535800319
Expecting things to be free is literally white mentality because it's expected that everyone contributes to society so you don't need every single interaction to be transactional.

don't believe his lies anon

>>535799218
sharted thanks for joining guys

>>535800553
>>535800653

>>535800909
yeah, everyone except me
thanks, losers

>>535801005
It says "Strongest community in the West"

>>535801042
soul

>>535792124
Yagi Yui

>>535801005
Saikyou Seiyou Dantai

>>535800909
High trust society became a dead concept with individualism's triumph. Why care for others when you can focus on your own well-being and ignore the needs of those around you?

New NAGA feature: Assuming the player was a NAGA model, what would their current hand shape look like according to their discards.
https://note.com/naga_project/n/nf58364437834

>>535800909
>Expecting people to provide a service completely free of charge because uhh... white people or something

>>535801562
Expecting people to help each other is a commune thing and worked before banks started ruling the work

>>535801652
expecting people to pay for me playing a game for my own amusement is good, because... banks!

>>535801628
she looks like hag

>>535799238
yes

>>535801753
Why are you dishonest

>>535801817
am i? it's like arguing stores should just give things out for free, because some people are gonna leave some money there from time to time and it will somehow work out and the only reason life is not like that is because of banks

zamn

when is maintenance?

>>535779639
>hackerman talisman
holy

>>535801652
You're very naive if you believe that if no money was exchanged that means that it was "free."
>>535802086
In about 14 hours

I'm going to kill myself

https://x.com/ydi_ydi_ydi/status/1957619005877071920
This Friday Asahi TV will broadcast a third installment discussing Reiwa Mahjong. They will focus on the recent Inter High Championship that happened among other things.

>>535802002
I accept your concession

Kill me too please.

>>535802004
I will never ever ever ever experience this

>>535802302
have fun in life, hope the neet gibs run out at some point

>>535802425
I hope life turns around for you

>>535801628
sex with mature women

>>535802187
>rare yaku by a rare male with a rare skin
might be a once in the history of the universe event

>>535802327
Don't usually bots prioritize holding a lone seat wind over a lone dragon? At the very least that's what I do, especially when none are discarded in the first 3-4 turns.

>>535802589
I'm happy to be a part of this exclusive club

>>535802635
Yeah just because people are more likely to throw the seat wind.

>>535799218
gg only have enough time for one game
thanks for joining everyone

>>535802669
Very rare things happen to you. You probably don't have to fear getting run over by a car. But watch out for time traveling cars.

>>535799218
gg hinanaichikawa-10.png

>>535799218
GG, it's been a while since I got to west 2

>>535802759
Fucking stray dog. I will skin you alive and bath you in salt.
>>535799218
gg

Can you still get pinfu if the off-wind pair is dora? Not sure if "valueless" applies to them being shiny.

>>535803025
Yes, dora is just bonus han doesn't effect anything else

/mjg/ - (m)can't (j)count fu general

Yes infact you aim for it or pray for it as ura

>>535802004
smurf

>>535803109
trvke

>>535803109
when we play IRL we do it without fu because who gives a shit
speaking of IRL, how many at the summer camp were able to count fu?

>>535803552
>when we play IRL we do it without fu because who gives a shit
how do you score submangan hands then, you always assume 30fu?

>>535803552
How do you count scores without fu? Every han just doubles the value?

>>535803651
NTA but probably 1000, 2000, 4000, 8000

>>535803651
>>535803665
Ever heard of a fun rule called 4han shibari?

>>535803651
>>535803665
we play with 4han shibari teehee
more seriously basically it's >>535803731 (this kinda makes pinfu overpowered, but eh, it's for the fun of clacking tiles with bros)

>>535800260
Why don't we play on Kings again?

>>535804210
sloppa

>>535804210
Nobody makes room

>>535804210
this looks like ai art

>>535804373
mjs isnt any different

>>535804210
shit art
shit m*les

>>535804210
I didn't roll the sex fox so I quit

>>535804210
bad emotes

>>535804418
this looks so obviously worse
you are blind

>>535804210
Locked emotes

>>535804210
I wonder if that anon's room got filled.

>>535804534
I am blind, but my point stand

>>535804585
give me mjs art that looks as ai generated as this

Amatsuki mahjong room doko

>>535804483
>Cup of tea on bed
Hmmm no thank you

>>535804483
holy sex

>>535804483
I have seen better art in hentai flash games

>>535804871
Put down your nostalgia glasses

>>535804718
I'm not saving the examples, but the birdhag and a meido skin were made with AI at least

>>535798225
>malatro is back
time to get shamed again for not reaching scientific notation

>>535803552
Vast majority, and the rest learned in the process.

>>535805503
I'm not even touching it this time around, I got burnt out fishing for optimal setup like an autist.

>>535806184
I'll probably just do it casually for the inevitable daily mission.