Thread 535802493

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>WHAT IS HELLDIVERS 2?
HELLDIVERS 2 is a 2024 crossplay, co-op, squad-based, PvE 3rd person shooter for PC, PS5 and XBox Series X/S where players fight against hordes of alien insects, robots and squids to Spread Democracy™. Players wage war on a number of contested planets, each with a different environment, completing as many objectives as possible in a procedurally generated level while constrained by a time limit. With enough successful operations, a planet can be defended or liberated, and the player base must cooperate to try to liberate the entire galaxy by focusing and combining their efforts as much as possible.
https://store.steampowered.com/app/553850/HELLDIVERS_2/
https://www.playstation.com/en-us/games/helldivers-2/
https://www.xbox.com/en-us/games/store/helldivers-2/9mx9wn9dfpgt

>WHAT ABOUT THE FIRST HELLDIVERS GAME?
Released in 2015 for PC, PS3/4 and PS Vita, the original HELLDIVERS is a shared screen top-down shooter in the same setting. Its mechanics were based primarily on Arrowhead's first game, Magicka.
https://store.steampowered.com/app/394510/HELLDIVERS_Dive_Harder_Edition/
https://www.playstation.com/en-us/games/helldivers/

>LOBBY HOSTING
https://files.catbox.moe/83ixkr.png
>MODDING
https://files.catbox.moe/c81ogo.png

>INFORMATION RESOURCES
https://helldivers.wiki.gg/
https://helldiverscompanion.com/
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/u/0/d/1xA_wuSuV6NORqUCt1aZ203raG4HuUJ85btqmn0ld56U/htmlview

>MAJOR NEWS
Jul 17 Control Group [YouTube] Helldivers 2 - Control Group Warbond Trailer
Aug 26 ODST Warbond [YouTube] Helldivers 2 - Bring the Boom | Out 26 August

>LATEST PATCHES
Aug 5 1.003.202 https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/516342955916658905

hahhha bug noobs gj

in just a few minutes, everything breaks and we'll have to wait 2 months for a fix
again

Somehow I had a feeling they were going to suddenly "complete" the remaining amount in an instant

BUG CHADS WHERE WE AT

Bravo Joel, another nail biter™ MO!

>>535802749
>federal bailout

Huh, I could have sworn there were about 50 thousand unmarked supervans that were suspiciously charger (forma de norma) shaped driving through my super district to the super voting stations. What's up with that?

>>535802697
Getting bailed out and having the GM cheat for you to compensate for how bad you are is the opposite of being a chad.

>Joel bails out bugniggers again by killining tens of thousands of charger kills out of his ass at the last minute
And people will pretend MOs aren't rigged and railroaded lmao

Realistically. IF the change AH TRIED to implement actually worked instead of doing nothing because they can't increase spawn percentage through a cap THEY IMPOSED on spawns. We would have won anyway.
BUT HOLY FUCK HOW CAN YOU BE THIS INCOMPETENT? MAKING YOUR OWN MOS RETARDEDLY HARD THROUGH YOUR OWN ESOTERIC DOGSHIT CODE?

>non-rigged MO
>get close enough that we were considered passing it
>fun and involved side missions
>fun strategem to use as a reward mid MO

>people will STILL shit on the MO because they cannot be happy in there life.

>still needed 50 million charger kills
>joel rigs it at 8min40 left
>MO completed
ITS NOT RIGGED BY THE WAY
NEVER RIGGED ANYTHING
PLAYER NARRATIVE DRIVEN GAME BY THE WAY

Are we really that surprised? Its clear they want to soft reset the Galactic War for the xbox players.
>>535802848
"Winning" because the GM gave it to you is worse than losing.

STOPE. THE. COUNT

Okay but wheres the patch

I'm glad they handed us the win after the egregious oversight of D10 chargers not counting, but its kind of dumb that everything went this way to begin with.

>>535802848
Maybe you should've played your own game before starting this MO swigger. Then you'd know that normal chargers are extremly rare past d8.
Joel having to give us the victory because the enormity of AHs stupidity making this MO otherwise impossible is just pathetic.

>>535802886
>Super earth committy giving a realistic response to 0.6% off is "giving it to you"

I still think the fact that the other chargers aren't counted as chargers were bullshit. I am glad they actually rigged this one.

Idk why they keep making these “kill x” MOs with such ridiculously high numbers then lower them to the point we can win them or attempt to fix them it’s getting old. Also
>MO ended just in time to give a new one and stop the blob from liberating gacrux
Beautiful!

>>535803048
>Acting like hes never did that before
Remember the Super Earth Invasion when we had 99.8% successful extractions and they called it a catastrophic failure on our part?

UH OH STINKY

>Literally cheats to give us the win.
I would have had more respect for Joel as a DM if he gave us the loss, honestly. But then I assume they clearly can't afford to delay Tranny Park 2 because it's associated with the next story arc.

>>535803117
Apparently AH didn't design the MO system to be able to count multiple enemies as a group.
They only could count normal chargers because the game can't count all chargers types as a single group for an MO objective.
It's swigger incompetence and technical debt rearing their ugly head once again.

>>535803157
>this is bad
>but AH fixing it this time is also bad

Imagine being so bad at the game the GM literally has to cheat for you to win

Next update is zoo megacity biome then when the park inevitably has an outbreak caused by me trying to break the warrior chan enclosures

>>535803047
whoever made these last two MOs needs to stop drinking on the job, even if it was hilarious to see AH panic and pull out all the stops to make them mathematically possible

>>535803181
AH/Joel has no idea how to set realistic goals and resort to a bunch of last-minute modifiers and secondary MOs to reach their desired result.
But actually just being given the win is a new low.

>>535803181
>the retard when people get mad at them for being retarded
Your point?

>>535803181
They have only themselves to blame. You think it was the community that decided the number of chargers needed to be killed? or didn't realize that normal chargers were the only ones that counted? or that normal chargers don't fucking spawn above D7s? Stop glazing the swiggers, they don't deserve it.

>>535803270
>"Fixing it"
The word youre looking for is "rigging"

OH SAY CAN YOU SEE,
THE BOT DIVER TEARS PLEASE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


BUG GODS CANNOT. LOSE.

wonder if the dissidents in game are bugsexuals

>>535803382
>BUG GODS CANNOT. LOSE.
I mean when the devs will just gift you victories, you quite literally can't.

>Joel lets BotChads lose because theyre the adults and can take it on the chin
>Joel has to cheat to let bugchasers win because he knows they will start sending death threats

>>535803382
>Literally lose the MO
Win
Fuckin RIGGERS bro!

This is a new low for bugniggers.

BugGODs MO winrate: 90%+
BotTROONs MO winrate: below 60%

>>535803487
BOT.
COPE.

>sub 96% MO success faction

>narratively inept
>write every outcome as 100% win or lose
>players lose
>you thought they'd win
>you have nothing prepared for a loss
>"uhhhh we'll just say they won"

This honestly makes me wonder how many victories bugchasers actually earned or if it was Joel fucking with the numbers.

>>535803587
lmao the GM will just make you win when you're about to lose
that you retards don't have a 100% winrate when the devs will bent over backwards for you is pathetic

>>535803507
I know bot divers have a hard time with processing information, but you should reread >>535803382

>>535803703
Reread: >>535803502

Oh no… Not again!!

>>535803749
Yeah no I'm not reading bot cuck cope fanfiction.

BUG CHADS WON.
BETTER LUCK NEXT MO.

>>535803798
>Fanfic
>Literally acting like a little kid right now

>historically bug MO winrate is higher than bot MOs
>there are more bot controlled planets than bug planets
Bugdivers won.

>>535803646
Of all the things to rig, why the fuck did Joel choose an MO with a dumb jurassic park reference. Unless it has some narrative importance like >>535803174 suggests, which fills me with dread because it's just gonna be a dumb "bugs broke out again who could have seen this coming" filler arc in the future.

I am ok with the outcome

New MO Helldivers, PETA bombed the zoo and all the bugs are loose. Go kill 3 million stalkers with resupply pods because uhhh fuck you that's why

>>535803893
I mean when the GM literally cheats for you I would hope thats the case

>>535803875
>can only cope by imagining me as a child to bully him

I mean kinda based, but do bot cucks really?

>Make an MO that everyone except yourself realises is dumb because you don't realise how your own game is designed
>Have no way of actually making it work as intended because of tech debt (how fucking hard is it to do basic addition?)
>"Whatever just rig it and give them a million Chargers. But let's not actually tell them because it's more ''''organic'''' that way"
>Doesn't change that regular chargers don't spawn above D6
>Can't even rig the MO due to spawn limit that they don't know how to turn off
>"Uhhhhh just double down!"
>Remove Implier spawning, still nothing
>"Fuck it, let's just clear it for them"
>"I'm a qualified GM by the way"
I can't even be bothered to laugh at bugdivers right now, because the devs are clearly ten times more mentally challenged. This ''logic'' is on the level of children playing with figures and one kid deciding 'his' toys will always win.

>>535803047
>normal chargers are extremly rare past d8
I don't think they even spawn, aren't they all replaced by behemoths?

>>535803783
Honest to fuck thought this was Master Chief's helmet for a second.

>>535803998
>Says bugchasers are children
>Acts like a child
>Denies acting like a child

>>535804007
You will see them sometimes on d8, like one in twenty or something. They do exist.

So what do you think the Halo warbond will come with?

So the patch tho?

>>535804000
I weekly play D&D with my friends and all of us agree that this "JOEL" is one of the most braindead DM we've ever seen.

>joel has been fudging rolls because bugdivers are giving him head under the table
naruhodo...

>>535803910
Yes, it's obvious the park will break and bugs will "spill" out into all adjacent planets again like last time. I also assume though that this will cause a big bug push that will threaten that high security city, since Bore Rock is only 3 planets away from Fort Union. They'll probably also attack the Science Center on Fenrir 3 in the process too which will give us the choice of saving citizens or savings the science nerds.

>>535804109
A selection of items from this image. Not all of them, some of them. Killzone failed Warbond turned piecemeal scraps was 2 armors, 3 weapons, 1 support item. Use that as a basis.

>>535804112
No patch today, had to evacuate due to a nearby glacier melting

>>535804183
Mein Fuhrer.... the patch is....

>>535804109
4000 SC super store page. It will get pulled after one week. It's step 1 of their master plan to drain the reserves of farmed super credits.

so uhhhh… no update?

>>535804058
>bUgDiVeRs aRe ChiLdReN!!!

Cope Bot Cuck

Name something more embarrassing than the GM needing to blatantly bail you out.

giving a shit about the galactic war in general

>>535804369
Expecting quality from a swede game

>>535804109
It will have the silenced pistol and silenced SMG, if your lucky we get another Assault Rife and the Battlerifle as a marksman rifle with maybe the sniper as a prime weapon instead of of as a stratagem with 2-3 armors as for Stratagems we will get the rocket luncher

>>535804369
The GM being a retard and making a goal that should have been simple harder than it should have been because he didn't account for the mechanics in the system he designed.

Swiggers be like
>release update that breaks your game
>refuse to elaborate
>go on vacation
>come back
>don't fix your game

>>535804401
Those are all gone when they knew that shit was rigged.

Lobby doko

>>535804247
Microsoft is actually insanely generous about collabs. The only reason Master Chief didn't turn back up in Fortnite for two years is because they had no idea he was one of the most fan-requested and highest rated skins in the game. He's been consistently in the top #40 skins out of 2000+ since his release, and their learning of his popularity is why Fortnite just got another Halo collab alongside Power Rangers. Master Chief also turns up every 1-2 months now.

So, I can't see the Halo stuff not being a dedicated Warbond that sticks around forever. Especially when you look at how people reacted to the way Killzone was handled.

>>535802880
retarded terminal bug only diver every disparage botdivers every again. literally blatantly rigged MO in bugdivers favour

>bug MO
>capture 5-10 planets
>kill every titan to extinction
>kill predator strains, gloom strain, and cultists before they're even introduced

>meanwhile the bot fags can't even liberate a single planet on their front

DON'T LOOK AT ACHIRD NO STOP

>>535804592
>>bug MO
>devs literally cheat MO objective to give bugdivers a win

Can the Killzone stuff come back please? I missed out.

You... rigged another MO?

>>535804592
ACKtually botchuds liberated 4 planets last week, it would have been 5 if the secondary MO objective wasn't some ugly piss planet

>>535804739
No lol haha sorry. There's no fomo in the game though :)

How many "new swedes" are at the AH studio?

gee i sure am glad we're building the park 2 bus stops away from the gloom

Sweet Liberty i need a Lobby

>>535804778
Yeah but that was last week bro

>>535804849
have you considered hosting it?

>>535804784
But that sucks.

>>535804876
i dont host i only join

>>535804875
>The concept of time is lost on bugchasers

>>535804981
coward

>>535804971
>>535804784
>>535804739
It's entirely on Sony. Remember, it WAS meant to be a Warbond. There's no reason Arrowhead would willingly cut it apart unless Sony said no to the idea of a perpetual Warbond.

>>535804981
based

>>535804739
>reskinned liberator
>reskinned knight
>shitty scorcher
you didn't miss anything

Bugtards can't complete MOs without the GMs rigging it for them

>*jeet coders hired by lazy swiggers fuck up basic task, gm has to reverse it at the last possible minute*
>NOT FAIR!
>YOU CHEATED!
>WAAAAAAAH!
Bug CHADS won. Bot toddlers lost. Cope and seethe.

>>535805234
>webm is a bugdiver trying to play the real faction for once

IT'S HERE

>devs will cheat to make bugfuckers win
>they somehow have a less than 100% winrate
whats their excuse?

>>535805293
WTF THE EPOCH DEMO BUFF IS REAL!?!?!?

>>535805293
fuck you you're not getting me

>>535805234
>>535805284
>Implying your little feud matters when both factions have been sissified so that redditors and /hdg/ have a chance of winning against them.

WTF MY PC IS RELEASNG MUSTARD GAS

>>535805316
>DM hands out a win
>bugbabbies are actually happy about it
Embarrassing behavior desu

>>535805293
OMG ITS HERE!! TRYING NEW UPDATE (GONE WRONG) (SHOOTOUT)

>>535805437
Chemical Agents send their regard, dissident

>>535805293
oh it's real...

>>535805439
Befriending the DM to earn more favorable outcomes is a legitimate strat. Cope and seethe.

>>535805512
>>535804185

>>535805293
fuck you for tricking me

A helldivers patch just flew over my house

>bugGODS are the only faction with the backbone to hold devs accountable for their fuck ups
>buckbroken botKEKS will continue to suck swigger cock and gleefully engage in pointless tribalism no matter how much joel shits down their mouth
This MO has been very illuminating.

>>535805625
...has been very what...?

>>535805625
Yeah, the cope bugniggers come up with for the devs gifting them a victory is indeed illuminating

How long has this been in the game. I never noticed they gave us a hard number for pen

bugs stopped being fun when titans got downgraded to noobtube fodder

>>535805625
Botslaves only care about being good little field niggers to massa Joel

>>535805752
this anti tank weapons should be awful against heavies

>GM
>Game Master...? No... it's something else...
>Good Morning, perhaps...
>Good Morning... saars...?
What could this all mean...

>>535805915
I want to slam my pp in her pfp

guys im farming squad impact on d1 we'll get gacrux in no time

bros...

>>535805724
Since the attachment system was added. They did at some point mention they had a system that goes to 10 but you're correct in that they never elaborated on it and the community extrapolated stuff out until we had hard datamines on values. It's also clear that the enemy armor system was overhauled at the very last second prior to launch with the addition of damage reduction against equal levels of penetration and "durable" parts also being a last minute addition.

@535806069
your sad attempt at trying to be funny (it's not) has been noticed

>>535806105
>sex update
>your only option is the shipmaster

>>535805915
Just scrap this stupid fucking GM bullshit, oh my GOD nobody wanted it.
We'd have the APC, cultists and probably tier 6 ship upgrades and SEAF squads if Arrowhead actually released the finished content.

>>535806105
It is time.

Vote now

>>535806189
I honestly wouldn't mind that

>>535806262
No. Those Troon hospital kids can stay dead and buried.

another victory for the right side of history

>>535806262
vgh... remember the menkent line...

>>535806189
>your only option is the democracy officer
>>535806352
They were evacuated actually

Hey lobby wagie, make a lobby, chop chop

>>535806384
>dif1 chads accomplish more in two minutes than sweaty dif10 chuds do in twenty.
He...hes too strong...

>>535806069
I kekked out lol out loud and your genius attempt at trying to be funny (it is) has been noticed

>>535806414
The menkent line, much like the maginot line, served its purpose magnificently. You see, the maginot line completed its goal of funneling the Germans to attack through Belgium just like the menkent line... uh.... hmm... err.....

>>535806414
Remember the SEAF training camps?

>>535806384
dude what you doing, just use this when running the game, press 8 and then 9
https://files.catbox.moe/rmoj0x.rar

>>535806593
thank god d1chads exist

>>535806054
AT should be limited as to emphasize the actual shooting in a shooting game
BF6 does it right

>>535806813
yeah bro imagine how fun it will be fighting sixty biletitans on D10 when you need half a minute of HMG fire to kill one
such kino

Daily reminder SEAF chan look like this, no amount of non-canon tranime slop will whitewash her

>>535806747
>dangerous files have been blocked

>>535806105
Hot steamy brawny bara yaoi with the democracy officer and mission control in the sauna...

>>535805752
>anti-tank weapons are effective against tanks?!
>WHAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTT THE FUUUUUUUUUUCK?! THIS IS BULLSHIT!
Nerftroon is a parody of ximself.

>>535806870
Unrelated note.
I love how HMG kills base chargers. Feels like just enough unf to chew threw them, wish they spawned more on 10 and in bigger numbers. HMG needs bigger targets like that. Hate how it's treated like a precision weapon.

>>535806870
Maybe use actual Helldiver weapons instead of muh machine gun

>>535807050
like the AC?

>>535806927
hello saar

>>535807126
One actually good example, yeah. Semi auto in general is just more on brand Helldivers than roleplaying as a 40k ork.

>>535806747
>obvious malware
kys retard

>>535807126
I remember when this clip first came out and everyone was rightfully dunking on it, and then a year later an anon pointed out that N3 had an EAT this whole time. I
n case you thought the devs weren't incompetent enough.

>>535806937
false positive

>>535807295
Yeah, let's trust that anonymous guy, he must speak the truth.

>>535807242
Bale?

>>535807295
>>535806747
STOP SPOON FEEDING THE RETARDS, THEY CAN'T EVEN DOWNLOAD THE FUCKING FILE, KEEP THIS SHIT A SECRET

>>535807126
Lol looks like they were having fun

>>535807236
To be fair you needed 2 EAT hits for a BT back then, and that was if their head didn't randomly become invincible

>>535806747
OMG THANK YOU SO MUCH!!! IT SAVED ME SO MUCH TIME!!!!

Lobby doko

>>535807430
That's also the devs' fault, which a 3rd layer of incompetence.

>>535807375
ogay

>>535806947
>TWO/THREE SHOTS TO TAKE OUT A SUPER HEAVY INSTEAD OF ONE SHOT?!!! LITERALLY IMPOSSIBLE!! AH HELP ME!!! I NEED MORE BUFFS!!
You bufftroons always crack me up

Grim reminder that nerftranny can't even solo D10, but will spend 10 hours shitposting here that the game is too easy

>>535807126
Why is this clip used as evidence of bad balancing when in reality it just shows that the players are the problem instead of the game?

>>535807649
Nerftroon will also constantly bring up reddit despite admitting to being an unironic redditor

>>535807649
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=t2876wPUr94
There you go, champ. Enjoy!

>>535807675
how new are you Anon

>>535807649
Nerftranny exists in a quantum superstate between playing the game too much, or not at all.

>>535807790
I think everyone agrees gas could use a nerf

>>535807790
We both know that's not nerftranny but some faggot from his discord

>>535807801
I know it's the creators playing the game, retard but it still doesn't make my question invalid. The clip is a perfect example of retards not understanding the game but the clip is often used to jude the balancing.

>>535807851
It was nerfed last month, along with fire and arc

>>535807848
I have seen zero proof of nerftranny playing the game at all
Might be a mentally ill shitposter just baiting here for attention.

>>535807859
He gave me permission to use his videos anytime an uppity bufftroon(you) resorts to their favorite strawman/deflection. Cope and seethe.

>>535807851
Not gonna happen, redditors and /hdg/ would commit mass sodoku. Pic related.

>>535807893
>developers don't understand the game
>I don't see how this could affect the balancing
How would you feel if you didn't have breakfast this morning?

>>535807935
That's a bug related to host issues.

>>535808018
I have posted my game time multiple times, Mr. Bufftroon. I'll post it again after work if you're still here seething.

>>535808047
So you don't play the game and can't solo D10. Thanks for the admission.

>>535807893
Devs not understanding their own game is precisely how you end up with bad balance.

>>535807649
anyone can solo d10 though

>>535808047
Lmao I remember seeing that post. You tell em nerftroon. Alexus buck broke the thread so hard that any mention of difficulty immediately triggers alexus-era flashbacks.

>>535808175
I still plan on recording some of my own D10 solo dives. Please be patient, Mr. Bufftroon.

The only nerf I want is Recoilless Rifle damage reduction to EAT level
Am I asking too much?

Squid MO tomorrow.

>>535808294
Yes, redditors and /hdg/ would literally die from anger induced aneurysms.

>>535808257
You better stick to your own limitations
>solo
>no stealth
>0 deaths
>fighting every patrol
>full 40 minute mission
>clearing the entire map
Surely you'll stick to your own word and aren't just a hyperbole addicted shitposter

>535808349
>anger induced aneurysms.
Like (You) whenever the 60-day buff patch gets mentioned?

>>535807370
VEIN?

>>535808484
gottem

>>535808294
Yeh
That doesn't even really improve anything, that just makes behemoth one taps and biletitans two taps harder.

For a backpack AT weapon RR is in a solid place. It should easily be stronger than eats, and a reliable center mass rocket tool it's fine.

Now hold on a second, I'm starting to see a pattern here.
>AH, a not really known company, makes Helldivers 2
>the game becomes very popular and attracts many customers, much to the surprise of Arrowhead, that never expected this many people
>they struggle to understand what the players want or how to balance things properly, end up breaking shit more often than fixing it
>immediately start working on something else after the game got popular, leading to manpower and time being used on something else, and not their golden goose
Now where did I see that before?
Hmm..
HMMMM...

Killing Floor 2.
Both Tripwire and Arrowhead are glorified indie retards that struck lightning in a bottle, but have no clue, or rather, no desire whatsoever, on how to balance their games out, or on how to interact with the community outside of "PREPARE TO SHIT YOUR PANTS" discord messages.

>Dive in
>do the main objective
>dont extract and die
Yep, I can solo D10. Game's too easy.

>200 posts
>not a single lobby

>>535808535
>Doesn't improve anything
>Except making the game harder
Yes, anon, that is the point. Not every enemy needs a sub one second TTK.

>>535808637
sorry buddy everyones to busy falling for the same old tired bait for the tenth million time

>>535808535
>It should easily be stronger than eats, and a reliable center mass rocket tool it's fine.
except the RR is so strong you don't even need to center mass to one-shot

>>535808637
Europoors are wagecage, US is barely waking up, browns are browning.
Bad time for lobbies.
Go make one yourself, be the change in the world that you want to see.
>>535808640
nerftranny

>>535808640
Don't see why you need to nerf that, you have a reliable beginner weapon for more casual players.
It rewards good aim but doesn't one tap if you miss your shot.

I think it's perfectly fine, and again from a balance perspective raw, it's more than balanced. If anything eats could use a nerf.

>>535808690
this time it'll be different
this time I'll win the argument
you'll see

>>535808484
Righteous anger is justified, anon. Getting mad that any enemy has a TTK longer than one second is not acceptable reason for getting angry.

>>535808637
>He thinks people that post in this general even play the game anymore.

Hello Sweden, can the tank-shaped tanks and our FRV have active protection and trophy units now pls, it'll nuke the infantry standing next to it too just to fill the lol XD frenly friers XD factor

>>535808712
>Click tank and hulk with AT
>It dies
Aite cool.

I don't get why this is something that needs to be removed. It wouldn't drastically improve the quality of the game. If you want a precision weapon there are several that are far more rewarding than the recoiless.

>>535808812
>Doesn't one tap if you miss your shot
You mean like hitting a limb?
Look at >>535808712

>>535808812
>It rewards good aim but doesn't one tap if you miss your shot.
>two posts above is >>535808712 showing the RR one-shotting hulks and tanks by hitting the absolute extreme edge of the model, in non-vital areas
embarrassing, honestly

>>535808957
>Hit limb off of hulk
>Instead the whole hulk blows up
>"Durr this is ok!"
You're being completely disingenuous or you're really are just that much of a faggot.

>>535809020
Those are lower tier heavies. I'm talking bt and factory striders.
Anyways I'mma sleep cause no patch rip.
I think the one thing that could get toned down is probably the torcher and gas nades. But hard to say.

>>535808858
Getting pissy over balancing decions for a children's videogame is not 'righteous anger' little nerftroon. Unironically go outside, jesus christ.

>>535809182
>Lower tier heavies
At least you admit that heavy enemies are just weak chaff now.

>>535808712
As a WT player. this fucking hurts to look at.

>>535809175
I really don't care about realism. They clicked on the heavy and it died to AT.
It'd be obnoxious honestly if hitting a limb fucked you over randomly.

>>535809272
>Tranny retard telling others to go outside
LMAO, I'm at work, little bufftroon. You should try getting a job.

>>535809282
I mean when 3-5 spawn at a time yeah I'd say they're basically chaff.

>>535809382
>It'd be obnoxious honestly if hitting a limb fucked you over randomly.
Alright, well thanks for admitting you never played this game prior to the buff patch. Don't know why you feel qualified to discuss this topic if you're so new to the game.

>>535808712
Looks fine to me. You know this game isn't Warthunder, right?

>>535809272
Getting into arguments with strangers on the internet over a casual video game for reddit dads that aren't playing the game 24/7.
Screaming into echo chambers, believing it will change anything.

>>535809562
wait come back essex i know you are hiding

>>535809517
Ok, but this game shouldn't be call of duty either. Which what you types are trying to change it to

>Halo CE (2001)
>friendly AI will actively engage the enemy and even enter your vehicle if there are seats available
>Helldivers 2 (2024)
>friendly AI will maybe walk around and shoot sometimes
why are we regressing?

>>535809497
Not even worth the time getting into this, I think everyone else has the right idea to just call you a nerf tranny and move on.

If you're doing a bit that's fine n you're a chud, but you guys really don't come across like you give a shit about the game.
You just wanna post webms of gotchas and seethe about them instead of discuss anything.

>>535809382
I agree, AT should be able to one-shot tanks. I mean, look at this shit. I clicked a tank with EAT and it didn't fucking die. fucking ANTI-TANK WEAPON can't even kill tanks, arrowhead seriously needs to look at AT again and give them another damage boost. fucking useless shit

>>535809690
No.
Leaving this place behind will do me more good than it will you.

Wait until content drops. Avoid containment chambers unless you want your quality of life to decrease by 50%. Go try out new things, things that arent whacking your head against the wall and expecting things to change.

>>535809749
Beause AH can't into AI
Enemies can't even path decently and just walk over terrain or through buildings, and occasionaly some of them completly break and just do nothing

>>535809835
Tbh I could agree with that. EATs do feel like shit on bots

>>535807649
They definitely can solo D10, but with all the crutches imaginable and with STEALTH on top of that

>>535809835
>diposable light AT that you get two of per minute
>AT that requires a backpack and only comes with 6 shots total with a full 8 minute cooldown
There is a difference
RR is the most specialized and commitment heavy AT weapon after the Spear, yeah it should rape heavies

>>535809749
CE had the best-balanced legendary campaign.

>no patch today
>no warbond trailer
wtf are those sweds doing

>>535810081
>>AT that requires a backpack and only comes with 6 shots total with a full 8 minute cooldown
you can pick up ammo, are you aware of that?

>>535810081
I really don't get why this is such a point of contention.
Like eats you can bring with any other support weapon, strongest red in the game.
Is it inconvenient they don't one shot tanks? Yeah, but you also have rocket pods too.

>>535809828
You just want the game to be easy. That's literally it. I just wish guys like you would admit it instead of making up excuses or resorting to baseless insults/presumptions.

>>535810081
>>535810193
EAT is an AT weapon it should one shot heavies
end of story, nerftrannies

>>535810159
Yes, and? You have a problem with the resupply system, too?

they could buff hulks by bolting spaced armor on them, in the most cheap possible way, and it would make aiming AT be more demanding.
could even shoot it with your grenade pistol or throw a grenade at it first to soften it up.

there, i should work at Arrow "A game for everyone is a game for no one" head

>>535810202
Nerf tranny.

>>535810159
Yeah, 1 rocket per ammobox, 3 from a supply pack if you don't have SPM
It's not a whole lot for the flood of heavies you'll face on high difficulties, picking your targets while lesser AT weapons deal with lighter heavies like Hulks is a pretty important skill for a good RR user

>>535809835
It has barely any hp left, bufftroon. Go finish it off with your primary. The surrounding bots won't hit you anyways.

How massive is Sweden's technical debt that they couldn't even throw together a basic addition function. Let's say that they can't group enemies, what's stopping them from counting the kills of Chargers, Behemoth Chargers, and Spore Chargers all separately, then adding them all together and showing the result.

>535810202
>REEEEEEE
I accept your concession.

>>535810308
Man I feel bad for you because you actually know what you're talking about but you're wasting time on these retards.

>>535810202
I wish you could solo D10 without making up excuses

>>535810298
I accept your concession.

Lobby Doko

>>535810404
>>535810412
Just admit it. Just be honest for once. You don't want to improve or lower the difficulty. So instead you want the game to be dumbed down for you enough to where even the hardest mode is a power fantasy.

>>535810593
This is for you!

>>535810398
Don't ask questions you don't want to know the answer to.

>>535810609
dont you nerf tranny got a discord to shit up?

Here's your 4th faction bro.
Could your leandiver take him on?

>>535810734
natty?

>>535810734
why did you post this pic of me???

>>535810734
I don't wanta fight the british....

content doko

>>535808586
they dont need to anymore. their only goal is to get something else out with the branding of "FROM THE CREATORS OF HELLDIVERS", and ride the normie wagon to another boatload of cash. tripwire and the payday devs do it knowing full well that their one hit is all they will ever have and everything afterwards is just cashing in on past success.

>>535810671
Thank you

steam://joinlobby/553850/109775241241298894/
d10 whatever

I wasnt here during the killzone stuff

how many SC do I need to save up for the ODST collab?

>>535811620
4k if they don't give away half of it again

>>535811453
failed

>>535804112
two weeks

>>535804112
What patch?

>>535811679
fffuuuucckkk

>>535810142
warbond trailer drops a week after the xbox release

they're gonna drop the trailer on gamescom

Tempted to do a full pacifist solo full clear run against D10 bots.
Smoke Eagles
Smoke Strike
EMS Strike
Supply pack
Smoke Grenades
Stim pistol
Scout armor
What primary would you even bring if you weren't allowed to fire it? Or is cheating with the laser schyte fine?

Also did you know that the projectile of the stim pistol can be used to effectively parry rockets and detonate them midair?
This applies to any type of projectile btw, but doing it with the stim pistol makes it look cooler because it has one of the smallest projetiles in the game and terrible ergonomics and recoil.

NERF WAR STRIDERS NOW

>>535812357
*ragdolls you*

>>535812208
>What primary would you even bring if you weren't allowed to fire it?
halt with stun rounds, c'mon anon

>>535812208
Ghostdivers only? Yeah bring EMS strike since it got buffed and can destroy objectives like jammers and watchers now if it directly hits

i think war striders are a great addition
it brings me childlike joy to see shitters get angry at them

>>535812208
>What primary would you even bring if you weren't allowed to fire it?
variable to be able to ragdoll yourself

dead thread
dead general
dead game

>>535812475
Xbros save us
JK lmao xbox died years ago

Nintendo for the rescue...?

>>535812417
I forgot that weapon exists, thanks.

>>535812571
With Nintendo, you'd never be allowed to farm SC in the first place, nor would the game ever go on sale.

>i think war striders are a great addition
>it brings me childlike joy to see shitters get angry at them

>>535809835
>Quasar deletes anything but a factory strider in one shot
>Can fire every 18 seconds outside of extreme heat, less under extreme cold
>EAT has identical projectile damage to the quasar
>can be fired once every 30 seconds but can be stockpiled and shared for burst damage
>EAT is vulnerable to ion storm/sudden death
>RR and spear needs a backpack and stationary reload
Seems pretty balanced to me

>>535810242
Statistically, it does. EAT and Quasar deal 2000 projectile 150 explosive, by design just barely enough to kill with a single shot to the turret of any tank. The webm in question is the result of a bug or latency.

>>535812974
>Angry shitter posts a picture of a literal shitter
Is that your selfie?

>>535814167
but the explosion is ap3?
you'll only kill the tank in one shot if you manage to have it reach the heatsink

no patch?

>>535814559
It's only 6000 HP, lvl 3 Johnny Newdiver can just shoot it with his Liberator

>>535814167
>EAT and Quasar deal 2000 projectile 150 explosive,
the explosion is only AP3 and even if the explosion somehow manages to wrap around and hit the heatsink it only does 97 damage through the armour, leaving the tank at 3 HP

>>535812974
Fake. Jeets don't poo in loo.

>>535814306
there isn't a patch every tuesday (anymore)
they'll probably wrap everything into the same patch next tuesday

>two more weeks
Its over.

you don't shoot EATs at annihilator tanks, you just crush it with the hellpod the EATs come in
>inb4 I CANT DO IT THEREFORE ITS LITERALLY IMPOSSIBLE
then don't and just finish it off with a strafing/pyrotech after shooting it with one

tanks are so sad
>annihilators barely ever spawn and never get to shoot due to slow turret traverse
>barragers simply won't ever shoot anymore
>aa tanks only ever do that shaky hand spray if they even survive long enough to train their turrets on you

>>535815139
>I CANT DO IT THEREFORE ITS LITERALLY IMPOSSIBLE
That mentality is how we ended up with the buff patch.

>>535815250
Yes, tanks are really sad now, but that's what redditors and /hdg/ wanted. A big slow moving target that doesn't fight back and rewards the player with a big, epic explosion for killing it.

>>535815250
Meanwhile
>add War Striders, which replace tanks
>AAAAAAHHHHH, NIGGERMAN SAVE ME, I MUST SHOOT THEM WITH ZE ANTI-TANK?! ZIS IS BULLSHIT!

Patch doko

I have the update.
They added the sex minigame but it's kinda tedious.

To start it you have to walk up to the democracy stations opposite the loadout.
From there you have to file a C-01 which is similar to a playing Stratagem hero but it asks you an appropriate stratagem for a specific enemy (You can cheese this by just using Eagle 500kg bomb for everything)
Attempts cost 50,000 rec slips, 50 common, 25 rare samples and 10 warbond medals.
Then a 40 minute mandatory waiting period is started and you must complete a mission without dying in that time.
When you return the helldiver theme plays and you have to play stratagem hero to a specific, steadily increasing rhythm.
Afterwards you get a message at the war map that your grandparents are proud of you and have submitted themselves to the bioreclaimer. You are refunded 20 common samples.

D10 bugs
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775241245673820/76561197989832163

>>535815448
they replace hulks

I wish /hdg/ were more nice and civil

>>535815680
no they dont

>>535815770
It's usually not this bad. The drop in thread quality when the nerftranny and his discord raiders appear is really obvious.

hey /hdg/ you guys still fighting each other over inane bullshit still?

>>535815680
they don't
i think they use usual strider spawning spots but don't completely replace them

>>535815770
every /vg/ thread has at least one schizo actively working to make everything worse.

It's the price you pay to be able to walk in and say I NEED TO CREAMPIE EAGLE ONE RIGHT NOW! without anyone even blinking.
>>535815856
you know it

>>535815854
it's literally just one mentally ill guy

>>535815770
the "redditors and /hdg/" guy has been at it for at least a year now
if you check the archives, it's pretty much his signature

>>535802749
I don't get it
Is AH not brave enough to let MOs fail anymore?
like we've had narrow defeats before, it just feels like recently they're trying to give player's an edge or just straight up fudging the numbers so that MO victories are almost always guaranteed

Master of Ceremony is fun and all but it didn't really have anything useful
>G-142 Pyrotech
All is forgiven.

>Erata bug defence
Desperate to delay bugGODS until next filler MO tomorrow.

one more week odst bros

The bugs are back.

>>535816178
Its okay when its against bugs

>>535816220
Pyrotech is the only really good thing in there
The armor sets are just worse siegeready with the faster reload replaced with meme perks
The rifle is a decent little Diligence sidegrade
The flag is a challenge mode for when you want to relive that -1 stratagem slot modifier

I'll be blunt.

>>535816474
The amendment is a great rifle.

>>535804548
I rather have it broken up and overpriced in the slopstore.
That way i can skip the cosmetic fluff and have gaylo fags fund the next update.

>>535816531
Lmao botkeks, nice faction.

>>535816178
AH knows exactly what the community is capable of in terms of planet liberation since liberation progress is literally a formula of how long they give us due to the mechanics of liberation cap. The players actually have very little influence over hold or liberate objectives unless the community ignores a key chokepoint to go fight squids or something, which is why we failed to hold those bot planets last month. Failing these objectives feels bad but it at least feels like we made a genuine misstep.

However they have put their foot in their mouth with these kill orders. They obviously have statistics for how many of these enemies we kill in a specific time frame and are... ignoring them completely. 5 million leviathans? 5,000,000 troops with railcannon strikes? That's just ridiculous.

Their only mistake is moving the goalposts so obviously. They clearly have a button that slowly cranks up the progress on the bar over time regardless of player contribution but also choose to surface things like +1,000,000,000% spawn rates and lowered kill requirements.
>>535816531
War strider hears ya
War strider nade's ya anyway

give me 1000% more bot trooper spawns
more troops
spawn
kil l spawn troop
ers
violence
It is in your nature.
more mg raiders more troopers more commissars
bury me in a sea of metal, and i will come
NOW

>>535816369
This shit ain't nothin' to me man.

>>535816178
Last couple times AH let MOs narrowly fail people were up in arms over it

>>535816935
Bot troopers with teamloading weapons.

>Well done guys! We can build tyranny park 2 which serves absolutely no fucking purpose other than to give Joel an excuse to fuck over an entire sector(again)
Genuinely what's the fucking point? If AH was based they'd use this as an excuse to give us a bestiary on the terminids for xbox players but that's not happening, so what purpose did this serve?

>>535817280
>We succeed
The terminid war progresses along the planned escalation path they have laid down
>We fail
The terminid war progresses along the planned escalation path they have laid down

>>535816623
It's more than great, it's top tier.

>>535804778
Give it a week or two and the combined force of the jeet brigade and incel corps will recapture 12 planets

It's been 53 weeks since d10 released. Where is d11?

>>535816995
i i i i i WE dont care WHAT they get
just just justj ust just
SPAWN more TROOPERS. ALL.
hulk hulk hulk hulk hulk? everybody runs EAT and other AT options that hulks become non-issue. threat level experienced team====))) null.void

chaff enemies more plenty more good fun fun fun shoot
devastators ok ok ok , but troopers actually dangerous threat level higher, unexpected
You TOO have been surprised by MG raiders bursting you down before, yes?
Seeing a wave of light coming your way, realising that the evac point is in a good position to have enemies flooding towards your position

>>535817436
Does it matter? If D11 was actually difficult then it would just cause another controversy from the community and AH would just nerf it until it's easy enough for the shitters. HD2 is not allowed to have any challenge.

Predict Alexus' next MO

>>535817579
>Squids were supposed to be horde mode where we heroically held against an endless tide of oncoming doom
>Fleshmobs

>>535817730
Bugs are the horde mode.

>>535817698
It's joel, not Alexus.
My prediction is another MO i won't care about.

>>535817830
Going by how garbage and impossible the last MOs have been without interference, I'm defucting that Joel and Alexus are one in the same

>>535817950
We got free ORCs, that has been the best MO for well over a year.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2O_9hwQ8jLw
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2O_9hwQ8jLw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2O_9hwQ8jLw
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2O_9hwQ8jLw

>>535815671
Lobby leader here, I crashed. Then someone else immediately joined. Fucking hell.

New orders from high command.

With our new high security colonies taking root, the need for well-trained and highly democratic SEAF defense squads has never been higher. In order to supplement the rigorous 24 hour SEAF training program, we are asking helldivers to provide adequate footage of the proper use of simple arms.

Kill 5,000,000 Hulk with Liberator
Kill 5,000,000 Bile titans with Peacemaker
Kill 5,000,000 Factory Strider with MG-43 Machine Gun
Kill 5,000,000 Elevated overseer with Orbital Precision Strike
Kill 5,000,000 Impalers with Machine Gun Sentry

>>535818202
BUT.. HDG TOLD ME HALOBABS W-WERENT GETTING A COLLAB

>be bot jeet
>specialized in the easiest faction in the game
>"WTF? WHY THE ENTIRE GAME SO EASY??"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2O_9hwQ8jLw
VASSSSSSSSSSSS

TURN ON THE TV. IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT CHANNEL.

>>535818202
DOOMSISSIES IN SHAMBLES

WARBOND TRAILER IS FUCKING PEAK MY WALLET IS OPENING ON ITS OWN

>>535818374
post your bug gameplay

>>535818202
Glad I didn't farm like 4k super credits

>no CE magnum
ONE JOB
hope the shotgun is good

>>535818202
I'M GONNA FUCKING CUM

>>535818603
CE Magnum wasn't in ODST, so of course it's losing to the ODST pistol.

Does anybody recognise the "reloading" voice from the trailer? Because either I'm deaf or it's a different voice clip.

>no stratagems, just a bunch of primaries and secondary
Fucking yawn.

>>535818603
Magnum wasnt in ODST, chuddy.
Not that it mattered, the silenced pistol was the not-Magnum.

>>535818591
i hope you grinded out 1500 lol

>>535818603
Look man, we all want an anti-tank semi-automatic that fires as fast as you can click and has a magazine size of 16 and a reserve ammo of 200 but the CE pistol deserved to die and we all know it...

>>535818202
Good... The fortnightification proceeds as planned... Next is Imperial guard, followed by Space Marines opening the door for everything else from Minecraft to Fortnight...

>>535818398
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

D10
bots or bugs

steam://joinlobby/553850/109775241249251825/76561197999417031

>>535818717
>new armor sets with odst aesthetic
>couple of primaries and a secondary
not bad, doesn't detract too much from the game
guess we'll have to see how they are

>>535816369
>make progress
>rigged attack to lose 2 planets for the 2 gained.

>>535818724
>Can be unlocked with warbond token
wow, get fucked xbox.

>>535818717
Do we know what the passive is? Because "Feet First" feels like a stealth related thing.

>>535818717
>default assault rifle
is this thing going to have 50 spread like the reprimand when it first came out to accurately represent its massive fucking spray?

>>535818717
Feet First?
Don't mind if I do!

My lalaboy is more happy to see seaf then they are of me.

>>535818893
I mean if they wanted to make the AR actually fun, they'd make it the bullethose monster from CE. Massive spread, loud as fuck, 64 rounds. Not the piddly 32 round piece of shit it later became.

New passive is; quieter movement, immune to leg injury, can ping things further away
>>535818724
Very jewish

>>535818761
2/4

Put the nostalgia fees on MY bank. Thank you very much!

Sony finna be rich from this venture

There is literally no reason to buy this warbond vs just modding your game to look like ODST if the nostalgia is eating at you that hard

>>535818892
>https://blog.playstation.com/2025/08/19/helldivers-2-x-halo-odst-legendary-warbond-arrives-august-26/
>Make less noise from movement
>Range when finding points of interest increased by 30%
>Immune to leg injuries

>>535818724
So we have
>1 regular warbond
>60 gorillion premium warbonds
>1 legendary warbond
Clearly, regular warbonds are as legendary as the legendary warbond. With the next collab it will be even more legendary because there will only be ONE SINGLE STANDARD WARBOND to two legendary warbonds.

>it's a warbond and not a superstore exclusive
halo fucking won hope one day the killzone comes back as a warbond too

>>535818724
Nice tariff, AH.

>>535819009
>There is literally no reason to buy this warbond
My game won't break every Tuesday for starters.

>>535818761
3/4

>feet first
anyone want to think what is the armor passive about? immune to ragdolling unless a specific amount of damage was taken?

Justice Warbond, 5000 SC very soon.

>No sign of the SPNKr
Cringe
Gay
Literally Halo's most iconic weapon.

>>535818717
>MASC is probably a liberator carbine
>Submachine gun is probably a defender (I wish it was a reprimand)
>If we're lucky the M90A is a HALT with all shots chambered in AP3 buckshot
>SOCOM is probably carbon copy Verdict

Intrigued to see what the armor passive actually does and how it will inevitably be adjusted after release.

>>535819023
Premium warbonds make money and give browns a reason to farm SC, making the great benefactor Sony look at player numbers and go "YAAAAAA"
It's not exactly a new thing, is it? Especially for live-service games.

>>535819135
>Make less noise from movement
>Range when finding points of interest increased by 30%
>Immune to leg injuries

>>535818761
full

>>535819135

>>535819013

What is the armor passive?

>>535819135
>new passive is a stealth passive
really don't know about this ignoring enemies is really unfun and already easy enough

>>535819050
Damn, team fortress would be a great collab with HD2!

Say what you will, that was the most high effort trailer AH has put out yet. It was filled to the brim with references to the Halo 3: ODST intro and the marketing campaigns. It's clear some people on the dev team loved that game.

THE STEALTH PASSIVE IS REAL!

Makes it feel like Killzone got shafted with ODST getting a whole warbond. I'm not opposed to Halo getting a warbond I'm just a bit sad Killzone didn't get one too.

>the best looking Halo-themed game of 2025 isn't made by a Microsoft studio
>PS Studios logo before I hear a ODST theme song

Shit's weird, and Sony making bank I guess.

>>535819295
>Support weapon is a minigun
>It costs Req slips to fire

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
GETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEAD

>>535819402
It originally was a Warbond but Sony jews decided to put it up in Superstore instead so they could charge four times as much and keep it FOMO.

>>535819402
Killzone doesn't have much in relation to Helldivers besides the cool looking armor, while ODST has all the parallels.

>>535819402
yea but nobody plays killzone whereas millions play halo

>>535818717
>pattens
I DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT A STUPID FUCKING PAINTJOB THEY JUST TAKE UP SLOTS FOR MORE INTERESTING ITEMS!
EVERY WARBOND WITH A PATTERN TAKING UP SPACE IS WORSE OFF FOR IT.

>>535819402
I remember first leaks of kz collab was a warbond then it came out as a superstore meme

THE ODST WARBOND IS REAL i really don't know what to post next

>>535819272
The stealth bonus is minimal as shit compared to the 30% detection range bonus on discoverables. When you end up getting cucked by a map rotation that inevitably leads to the Radar Station being found last, this not only means it's way easier to find all the dumb little ? marks on the map, but I'm got a good suspicion it's also a decent "unfuck my shit" against the Poor Intel modifier which forces Primary Objectives into the same discovery bracket.

>>535819528
>whereas millions play halo
*played

Otherwise, false. No one plays Halo anymore not even the most braindead of Xbots are playing Halo Infinite.

>first killzone
>now halo
what's next, Gears of war? Star Wars? Travis Scott?

>>535819509
ESCAPE WILL MAKE ME GOD
ESCAPE WILL MAKE ME GOD
ESCAPE WILL MAKE ME GOD

>>535818717
So, the assault rifle might have actual NOT ADS?
I hope the SMG is one-handed, I fucking yearn for a new SMG.
Shotgun might be goated, but we'll see how it performs against the Punisher.
Pistol might be a Verdict sidegrade for all we know.

Remember Rookie, you wanna use a gun, make sure its got balls.

>>535819632
>Suppressed pistol

>>535818717
>Four completely normal sounding guns and a bunch of cosmetics

Why should I be excited?

>>535819637
We should get hyped for the inevitable Warhammer warbond, will fit right into HD2 just like random Halo shit

Halo has the best shotgun in any FPS so I’m excited! Hehe!

>>535819509
>>535819740
Oh cool is that a reference to the upcoming EscapeFromTarkov-like 3D printing hero extraction shooter Marathon???

>>535818717
I'm basedjakking right now
My pants sharted and farted

I don't want to give Sony my money.

>>535819753
Nope they're all going to be light pen with not enough damage to justify.

Wheres the Doom bond already!

>>535819050
Disregarding the weapons and armor we already had in the super store. (Hoping ODST also has some SS stuff just like other warbonds) What could they bring that wasn't covered in the original collab to fill the three pages of a warbond?

D-Doombros we... we lost... we...
AIAIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE
P-PLEASE FORGIVE ME HOPEKEKS

>>535819716
Cry about it
>>535819509
ENTER

>>535818717
>feet

>>535819716
>>535819778
Pilstedt has already confirmed what he's fine with.

>Starship Troopers
>40K Guardsmen (Not Space Marines)
>Halo (Not Spartans)

Basically, if your setting has generic grunts who look the part, it's okay.

>>535819768
Because all other things aside, that is better than you got from Control Group.
>But warp pack
Was realistically the only genuinely good item from that warbond.

>>535818202
>no sword
>no rifle
>no missile launcher
Lmao, what a shitty collab.

D10 bugs
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775241250277333/76561197989832163

>>535819953
>DUDE WE SHOULD HAVE TOTALLY GOT THE ENERGY SWORD
It was retarded when you faggots asked for it two weeks ago and it's still retarded now, same with the plasma grenades. It's an ODST Warbond, not an "ODST and Covenant" Warbond.

>>535819839
The MA5 is absolutely going to be medium pen at the very least.

>>535819516
I like how nobody cared about the fact that the Helghast were undisputed bad guys when we're supposed to be "the good guys" simply because they're so fucking cool.

>>535819778
if they keep it a guardsman/tempestus scions it will fit stop being disingenuous

>>535818717
I fucken hate this.

Now I get to have ODST tards everywhere when I am trying to enjoy Helldivers.

>>535819945
Pilestedt has no more power in AH. Daddy Sony has. And Sony will do whatever it can to bring in cash. Squeezing cash out of the 40kfags will be easy, too easy to ignore.
Soon, you will dive side by side with this.

>>535819920
>Cry about it
I just did.

>>535819945
Thank you. Now I'm prepared for future disappointments.

>premium warbond
>legendary warbond
Whats next legendary super credits? So sc we get in game can only buy old content and paid sc for future?

>>535818717
I like the shotgun

>32 rounds
It's the cucked AR.

>>535819716
Anything with a generic space military army is fair game.

>>535820083
dude I don't even notice players with the killzone shit on
its not a big deal

>>535819825
Still baffles me what the fuck Bungie was cooking with it, if they even bothered turning on the stove for it.
>slap MarathonTM on it
>have nothing resemble Marathon at all
>>535819740
I KNOW WHO YOU ARE
YOU ARE DESTINY 2 SEASON 69 SEASON OF THE NIGGERFAGGOTS DELUXE SEASON PASS

>>535820134
wait it's only 32 bullets????
i sleep

>>535820027
I don't give a shit about your dogshit game's lore, give me the fun weapons or fuck off.

>>535820115
Ancestral Warbond
Interdimentional Warbond
Infinity Warbond

>>535820041
>Helghast were undisputed bad guys
>when we're supposed to be "the good guys"
You didn't play the game

>>535818717
'Legendary' tier now

>2 armors and more primary bloat
trash

>>535820134
>only 32 rounds
if that shit isn't AP3 this weapon is cursed to irrelevance
shame because i was looking forward to it

>>535819970
3/4

>>535820134
I think even worse is the M90 only having 6 fucking rounds when that thing could hold 12.

Now we already have a medpen shotgun in the Halt, and the Punisher has stagger, ammo types, and 16 rounds, so I am really struggling to imagine how the M90 is supposed to fit in at all.

Either it's going to have heavy pen because lol8gauge, or it's going to be completely useless and only taken by nostalgiafags.

>>535819509
>No SPNKr Launcher
So close yet so far...

>>535820248
What the fuck are Premium Warband Tokens?

LMFAOING AT DOOM SISSIES RN FRFR AHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>535819864
well depending if the two armor are light or medium we got get a new armor to fill their respective nich as for weapons we could get the battle rifle or the energy sword

>>535820281
they'll all be ap2, bet on it

>>535820156
nothing is sacred any more

>>535819637
>i really don't know what to post next
Big brutes plapping your waifu soon cucks

>>535820396
If the fucking shotgun is ap2 i seethe

>2 lgbt pens and a halt variant
>no support weapon
>a, pistol
it's mid

>>535820349
"Unlocks any Warbond" ticket
The Super Citizen edition used to give you Steeled Veterans when you bought it, but Arrowkek got tired of refunding super credits to people who already had SV unlocked so they changed it to a premium warbond token

>>535820174
>Still baffles me what the fuck Bungie was cooking with it, if they even bothered turning on the stove for it.
I assume that was what that Project Matter was before they went all in on it being Marathon. Keep in mind they're like one old Head Bungie member still and it's honestly pretty grim

>>535820237
Anon I know the story made them actually fucked over people rebelling pretty much. I don't care. I mean from the design standpoint of them being designed as evil space nazis/russians with them all wearing gasmasks with glowing evil eyes and big trenchcoats.

>>535820349
you get one for buying the upgraded version of the game.

WHAT ARE PREMIUM WARBOND TOKENS

sorry I just came back to the game

>>535818717
Wow, they actually fucking did i-
>>535818724
>Legendary Warbond
Oh, we're doing this thing, huh. Massive fucking lmao, Paradox cunt.

>>535820248
it's exactly like a regular warbond except we call it "legendary" and charge 50% more.

>Bungie's Halo instead 343 faggotry
Nice, now make a Reach warbond

>>535820358
Thank you I come here with every warband announcement to see what anons think.

>>535820281
Agreed.

>AR
Needs to be a medium pen barely accurate mag dumper. The Adjudicator's retarded but still functional brother

>SMG
AR's smaller cousin that fills the same role but trades medium pen for better ergo and one-handed.

>Pistol
Needs to be a headshot monster just like in ODST. We're talking a 200 damage hyper accurate light pen sidearm. Only way this could ever stand out from the crowd.

>Shotgun
Medium pen minimum and massive stagger force, like the hardest in the game of any shotty considering it's six rounds and tube fed.

>>535818717
>reloading
Yeah, it's ripped from bucky's lines in halo 3 odst

>>535820283
full

>>535820465
When u get super citizen edition u get a token instead of steeled vets warbond. So u can unlock any wb except the odst one of your own choice.

>>535820489
Exotic Warbonds will be next, of course.

SPARTAN LASER AND/OR ROCKET LAUNCHER STRATAGEM ON THE 26TH
MAC ORBITAL BARRAGE ON THE 26TH (THIS IS WHY THEY WERE TESTING THE ORS)
TRUST THE PLAN

>>535820474
PAY ME MY MONEY CHUD

>>535819778
>>535820094
Eh. Warhammer by design has a pretty big power curve and lower ends of it could absolutely fit into Helldivers. Few years ago I'd say it's doubtful because Games Workshop is supremely autistic, but then again Call of Duty got a 40k crossover, so...
That being said, even as a 40k fan the only things I would be really interested in would be a Melta gun, a heavy bolter and maybe a couple melee's, rest of likely stuff is already in the game to some extent. Armour-wise it's 101% going to be Cadians and I'm not a fan of their visual design.

>>535820528
the m7s is two handed

>IT WILL BE GEARS OF W-ACKKKKKKKKKK
>IT'S NOT HAPPEN-ACKKKK
>IT'LL BE 343-SLOP ODS-ACKKKK
>IT'S A-ACTUALLY NOT EVEN HAPPENI-ACKKK
>THERE WON'T BE ANY WEAPO-ACKKK
god i fucking love seeing doomkeks roll around in their own filth

HALOOOOOOOO??!!!!

Jumping flash warbond? a rabbit skin for the mech.

>>535820619
All SMGs are two-handed by default unless you equip a shield.

if the AR and the shot gun not med pen i will fucking riot

>>535820614
>me joining the chinaman lobby spawning infinite SC

>No Covenant Energy Sword
Damn... Maybe next time ...

>>535819135
no fall damage, less recoil, less flinch. thats my guess

>>535820695
im telling you its not going to be one-handed. look at the model. i was right about reprimand being two-handed. they dont like one handed smgs

>>535820528
>shotgun
it's an 8 gauge buckshot shotgun
it's gonna be a higher damage punisher with less ammo
probably gonna have garbage accuracy too since it's the
>urban variant

>>535820248
>can't be unlocked with the warbond tokens
fucking lmao

>>535820528
>mmmmnah
You just know those weapon selections were specifically handpicked to not be 'overpowered'. I highly doubt I'm going to be impressed by the warbond.

>>535820694
>you become mute just like the rookie

>>535819509
The Squids worship the W'rkncacnter

I'm coming back for the Halo collab. Have they improved game optimization yet?

This looks way worse than the killzone stuff.

>Halo ODST warbond? nic-
>1500 SC

>>535818202
holy kino that intro

>>535820860
So this means Xbox players can't buy the Super Citizen edition and get the ODST Warbond with it? They have to buy the game AND the warbond?

>>535820860
What the fuck does this mean?
What's a warbond token?

light pen weapons across the board, mark me fookin werds m8

>Crossover supressed SMG
>Crossover supressed pistol
We are never getting supressors as attachments, are we? Also, Truth Whisperer never fucking ever.

>>535820336
Is that modded Marathon? Looks like M2, cause I dont recognise the tri-barrel version of it.

They COULD have made a SPNKr, and make it a weaker brother of the RR.
>2 missiles that are either AoE splash damage for groups, or lock-on with the same damage as EATs
>3/3 backpack-less weapon
My only fear would be that it either trivialises Commando/EATs or makes picking the RR useless, but you still need to lock onto things if you wanna use it for AT.

>>535820950
if they aren't massively retarded there'll be a 50 dollar bundle for the xkeks that gives them the game + warbond as a small incentive to pick it up

>next warbond? Ultra Legendary, 3000SC
>the warbond after that? War Hero of the Federation, 6000 SC
Bravo Sven

>>535818724
>xhey got too comfortable with the paradoxjew

>you get a skin pattern instead of fully replacing the vehicle model
we were so close to greatness

https://www.nexusmods.com/helldivers2/mods/341
https://www.nexusmods.com/helldivers2/mods/286
https://www.nexusmods.com/helldivers2/mods/415
https://www.nexusmods.com/helldivers2/mods/288
https://www.nexusmods.com/helldivers2/mods/1129

That'll be $15 dollars, goyim

>>535821159
>Breaks on every update
No thanks, can't be bothered

>>535821028
Anyone thinking SPNKr would be backpackless is fucking delusional and needs to be taken to infirmary.

>>535819509
>You now remember that the candles will burn out for you

>>535816369
>The bugs are back
AH, THE BUGS ARE BACK

>>535821110
>we were so close to greatness
Hell yeah bro! But we shall arise and march on, just like Steve Rogers in Endgame!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Gr0pKI-eeg
>WELCOME TO HELL(DIVERS) MOTHERFUCKER

>>535821045
None of that is happening.

The Xbox page for the collaboration announcement already lists the regular $40 and the $60 Super Citizen edition which just includes the bonuses we already got.

Sony is milking this collaboration and port dry from the Xcucks.

>>535821289
They'll all fucking buy it too, despite the fact you can already get all of it for free

>>535821028
It would honestly shit on other options since
>mobile reload
>backpackless
>Two Shot magazine
>Probably quick reload
>Non Disposable

super disappointed there is no new stratagem and skins being just patterns

>>535819716
Earth defense force, they'll be making warbonds that pay homage to their inspirations
>Tfw calling a tempest A1 onto the map and clearing all objectives
Helldivers could never. Phobos alone makes the eagle strikes look like a mild sneeze

I can haz recon?

>drones cheering on the further sloppification and bloatmaxxing of the game
you truly are good little consooomer pigs, eternal reminder
>pay (now more expensive)
>for the privilege
>to grind more

ODSTFAGS WON!

Captcha: 2DKYS

I wonder if we're getting a Nathan Fillion voice.

Can't wait for the Starship Troopers collabs for you retards to bitch even more

I like the Halo stuff but does this mean we're not getting a normal in-universe warbond this month around? That is annoying.

And what will be the superstore armour then? I wonder if they will throw a weapon too in there

>no SPNKR
>no SRS Anti Material Rifle
>no Battle Rifle
>no Pelican model dropship skin
>no Warthog model skin
>no ODST backpack in place of a cape

So close yet so far.

Shotgun should have med pen and be able to one shot a hive guard point blank to the face

>>535821469
>All his cringe doompost scenarios about the quality of the collab were shot down
>Now he's just doomposting about collabs in general

>>535808590
literally me 80% of the time

I actually thought that the reason for the redeeem token was so xbox players could get their warbond with the super citizen edition. But it turns out it's incompatible because they made the warbond super extra special expensive.

>>535821415
>>535821246
Hey now, its why I'm saying that I'm afraid of it making other options trivial.
Believe it or not, but I want to account for other options available to us, and create some variaty to it all, instead of "pick this and call it a day"
Balance is a very tricky thing to get right when you want to create equipment that feels unique in its own right and fills certain roles, while still allowing other weapons to shine. NOT THAT THE SWEDES WOULD KNOW.

If Sven isn't working at AH, it's because he's laughing so hard.

>you nigger-brained apes are unironically cheering the fortnitification of your game
Lord...

>Legendary warbonds
>1500 supercredits

>Enter, the Obedient Democracy Support Troopers
Heh

>>535821581
>he thinks microsoft will allow a normal warbond to share the spotlight with their extra premium warbond
also why would you want a normal in-universe warbond they have been getting more and more underwhelming with each passing release

You guys are acting like large amounts of super credits are difficult to acquire.

>>535821769
>legendary warbondS

>>535821768
>We didn't just have a Killzone collab last Christmas, this is only just happening now!

>>535821250
aight something fucky wucky is going on here
>several planets under attack
>all level 30-36 invasions

>>535821882
probably a way to reintroduce the killzone shit in the future

>Killzone came and went like the aftermath of a wet fart, never to be brought up again despite it being a Sony IP
>Halo gets an entire warbond and stays
bruh

>>535821925
Yeah we might actually get the Killzone stuff back now under this new tier of Warbond.

>>535821642
What's the point of giving us the battlerifle? The Tenderizer is the battlerifle. It even has the same fire rate.

>>535821889
>I stepped in shit once, so we dhould all just have shit dumped on us!
Well, we had slavery before, we should continue having slavery. I volunteer you as the first nu-slave.

>new shotgun
I'll take it. Shame that all future warbonds are getting a 50% pricehike, but jews gonna jew.

>>535821250
>>535821923
The bugs are taking territory for us to retake after the upcoming major order
The major order will be retaking territory from the bots so that the defense of the planets from the bugs is entirely impossible

Face the wall.

>>535804058
>posts anime
you lost

>>535821642
>no Battle Rifle
They did th cheeky thing and basically made the tenderizer the Cope Halo BR shame no SPNKR unless they do something like the WASP for Killzone

>>535821925
>>535821986
And what? Half of it is free and other half was already paid for by people (at a total of like 2000 SC). Are they going to make people pay twice?

Did I do something wrong? It didn't bounce or anything...

>>535821642
>Equip Tenderizer
>Set it to 850 RPM with burst fire
There's your battlerifle

>>535822129
Yes unfortunately you used an eagle or orbital strategem in a super metropolis. You're not allowed to do that.

>see new trailer
>they call it a legendary warbond
>open the steam page
>costs 50% more and you can't use a warbond token on it.
I fucking KNEW there was gonna be some jive involved. At least it comes with three primaries, including a suppressed one.
>>535821647
I wouldn't be surprised if it's medium pen. It's chambered in 8-gauge magnum buckshot, and compared to the punisher has a way smaller capacity.

>>535822114
I imagine they'd just make the Warbond free for anybody who got any amount of Killzone content, and then charge the new 1500 rate for anybody who missed out on all of it. Only way to make the situation salvageable and still earn from it.

>>535822129
Eagle picks a route where she doesn't crash into a building. You threw it standing with your back to two skyscrapers.

>>535822129
Welcome to Mega-Cities.
Eagle-1 actually takes different paths to dump her load onto the beacon if the "intended" route is obscured. Most noticable in Mega-Cities due to all the buildings obscuring shit, but it can happen in open maps too.

Didn't the halo assault rifle have 50 bullets in the magazine?

>>535822129
eagles are just schizophrenic in the cities. Usually she does fine, sometimes it's off to the side. Sometimes it's backwards.

>>535821951
>Who franchise
>Halo
Quite perplexing huh

>>535822129
In city maps, the Eagle will take whatever route is clear of skyscrapers, which is often not the direction you want it to go.
Hope you enjoy not using your strategems

>stealth fags inadvertently won with the odst warbond
don't know how to fell about this

I fully support milking money from retards who have never played a good FPS in their lives because they were stuck on the wrong platform.

The halo stuff looks like reskins of stuff already in the game, and they look ugly aswell.
>1.5k sc
I guess they are just milking gaylo fags.

>>535822219
>>535822250
>>535822257
>>535822278
>>535822323
Gotcha. Thanks.

Cant wait for legendary strategems

>want to play game, maybe finish taking that one planet now that the MO's over
>game won't fucking start
>weird
>verify integrity of game files
>16 files failed to validate and will now be reacquired
>start game again
>game still won't fucking start

I blame Sweden for this.

>>535822270
>Halo CE
64

>Halo 2
Gone, replaced with the SMG

>Halo 3+
32 and it never changed since.

I think the only time the 64 round version came back was as a variant in Halo 5's big BTB-like mode with weapon cards.

>>535822326
>win
>win by getting the most effay warbond possible, with the most effay weapons possible.
I feel pretty good about it.

>>535822326
Bold of you to assume the suppressors actually work.

>M7S SMG – Silent and deadly, with caseless ammo and a non-removable suppressor; this weapon is ready to spread Freedom to every corner of the galaxy.
>non-removable suppressor
>non-removable
yeah there's not gonna be any customization

>>535822270
That's the MA5B from Halo CE and it was 60 rounds.

>>535821923
The MO was to take Bore Rock. That's just one(1) planet, we took 4, that broke the script so the bugs must retake all planets without some important token on them to get the script back on track.

There will also be a squid MO dropped during the second day of bug invasions just to make it extra unwinnable and ignored.

>>535822326
I can finally larp as Starcraft Ghost with their new passive.

>You'll call down the thunder, I'll reap the whirlwind!

>>535822270
blame alexus can't have anything remotely fun

>>535818202
>no light of Aidan
Gay as fuck

>shotgun
>not the sniper rifle
Okay, I guess.