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>News
Armor King Gameplay Trailer: https://youtu.be/RBjhCpvBtyk

>Updates
https://www.tekken-official.jp/tekken_news/?p=1529
https://www.tekken-official.jp/tekken_news/?p=1533

>Wavu Wiki
https://wavu.wiki/t/Main_Page

>Glicko2 rating + player search
https://wank.wavu.wiki/about
https://www.ewgf.gg/
https://kekken.com/

>Terminology
https://wavu.wiki/t/Jargon
https://wavu.wiki/t/Notation

>Tekken 8 Character Overviews
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1CG-ZUE6EqqQk7QSfc1feddeS8411f8t38EMFQ1Le9Cc/edit
>Tekken 8 important combos and moves for each character
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/e/2PACX-1vTsgbCJNSTKajMNlJvQleJOl0eTiEcV-PbeU0obDg1lsSqmz0lTtcD2k6NzfTPt7Db9Ua2dz1o_34Sv/pubhtml#

gamescom in 5

it’s gonna suck… everything sucks

im lost

the 80s were good

>>535828213
...hours

ai art is art
proof: reina and miary zo

the world ended when flip phones died

>>535828672
so glad these whores weren't in the gf
what a fucking cringe image

>>535828672
Why is Tekken so GAY

>>535827994 (OP)
i need a girl who looks exactly like this...

>>535828672
I would but unfortunately so many of my coom mods were broken and these pieces of shits modders aren't doing anything to make them available again, which would require them zero effort...

what if Nina and Anna kissed

anna dies

what if you weren't here

where are we here

I'm here now
I'm doing the best I can

im high in painkillers again and im happy

>female character frauds
>Wholesome chungus :D - /tekgen/
>male character frauds
>WÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅGH

i did pushups till failure and then coomed, tricking my brain into thinking i did my natural obbligations so now its happy. kek played that nigga

>>535830525
uuuuhm can i have one with everything amk? sus biraz ne oldu salac sucuk?

Geoff will insult Tekken on the Gamescom stream

>>535828718
How can you even complain about Asuka and Lili? Asuka was strong for ONE patch lmao

i insult tekken off stream
what a fraud

I'm sick every day

asuka was strong ever since her mid season 1 buff patch and she is still strong
just because you are dogshit at the game due to never really learning it because of your crutch chara doesn't mean she's weak

the other day a law player called me a scrub and how my character is broken because i punished his moves and he would always run into my df2

>>535830910
She has 0 results

Claudio has 0 results

>>535831584
Mulgold?

Pakistan will never recover from this

>>535831625
Combobreaker is mickey mouse shit

I exposed myself

gooks look so down syndromy and retarded

why is mulgold so racist

Geoff will come on stage
he looks at the people, at the camera
he sighs

>guys...
he steps forward

>LUKE in TEKKEN 8

>>535832541
stop talking about gamescum

gooks look so do-

>TEKKEN
stopped reading there

>>535832648
ewww

I want fast food bros

>>535832541
Luke is soooooo corny lmao

one day ill understand the appeal of asian bitches

I only play deh characters

I want any food im starving

>>535833103
so do i but idk if i wanna get it now
depends on if gamescom goes past morning

member when everyone thought Tekken 6 had long combos

dah

>menberwhenfags
lol

idea: onesie costume pack

>tekken 8
lol

Everyone remembers dah and deh but no one remembers yuh

SHIGGEEE

>tekken 7
lmao

idea: you are excommunicated from here

im taking a loser neet nap

the crippling fatigue wave hit me but it appears to be subsiding

1 more FREAKING hour, bros!

Till i sleep

28 hours until my next meal

>>535835041
1 hour for what

Geoffs mindcontrol session

>>535835558
till it's men time

I need to get stretched

>>535828672
>>535828718

&

>>535827994 (OP)
I look like this IRL

>>535837850
T I J U A N A
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>>535837850
Come to egypt

I love my wife so much

HARADA JUST ENTERED THE GAMESCOM STAGE

I exposed myself

to sega

the tekken killer has arrived

You can duck da electric?

blud said buy 2 hours of content for $70 :skull: tendies are crazy :100:

if i don't get a decent paying job i'm gonna have to kill myself

julia trailer in 20

HARADA JUST PULLED OUT AN AR-15

I just want minimum wage and no one will hire me

blud wants to work 8 hours for 400 a month

So Keisuke is labbing Reina right now and yet he won't use her ever...

/ourgirl/ is not viable

shut yo ugly ass up reina

>>535843402
yeah no shit even Ulsan can't win with her

I don't even have value as a slave

LUKE in TEKKEN 8

dustiel is gonna miss this gamescom

dustiel exposed himself to the mortician

>>535843402
such a kissable bratty face, i need her

ask me if im fine and ill tell you a lie

I will not lie I am not fine and I never will be im a failure and a loser

https://www.twitch.tv/maximilian_dood

get in here

not watching nigger guy

ltg ain't live doe

the truth of the matter, im broken inside

ayo snoop dogg is on stage

who?

I wish I could say that I was picked last but the truth is I was never picked at all

bludsy

blud is getting choked up and teary eyed over midsy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HVC_dBNUZGc

hop in faggots, we are watching the pre-show

if they release omori 2 it's over for tekken

Bro i played that shit expecting a good horror game but it was literally gay shit

tekken isn't a horror game tho

she man

she-man

>beatemup
goyslop the genre

how about i beat you up, nigga

bring kojima already

looks like sekino
might watch a nigga play this

vasnore midtis

ghostrunner went zombiewalker

liberal white guy video essay

I hope this guy says a racial slur

mid ass game shows are all I have to look forward to in life it goes without saying but i have failed

everything sucks

xiaoyu is everything

why is every chinese game just wuxia sekiro

I need to fuck a cgirl

Is there anything relevant even coming out besides GTA6 and VF6?

blud has such shit taste that gta6 is the only non meme thing relevant to him

>Give your life to deliver amazon packages
FUCK YEAH!

yo is that pac man from tekken 8 in sonic racing

JEFF IS HERE

where's the miary trailer

GORDON FREEMAN IN TEKKEN CONFIRMED

everytime they say capcom I hear the vine sound effect

>>535848063
at least it isn't t*kken 8.

>Metallica
BASED

bluds cooked up dead ops arcade :fire: :fire:

I like that Metallica song Turn the Page and their classic Whiskey in the Jar

Tekkek could never

Glad they start with that garbage black cocks first to get it out of the way

the Sony movieslop will be 100x worse than this

Nigga how are you not done its cod man stfu and move to the next game

omfg who cares+ women on stage ugh

somebody tell buff to stop being a faggot and play ranked its just a png

the vampire slayer?

veteran or new BLUD

>>535849721
i never noticed this was a shop until now

yooo ron gilbert blud new game
i hope it's thimbleweed park 2

when is his inevitable downfall will happen?

the gods of olympus have abandoned me

Am i retarded or didn't lords of the gaylords release already

unironically thanks Miyazaki for killing videogames

SEKINO
HOLY SHIT

MAN this shit is garbage

>>535850335
unfortunately he won, even if he fucks up he will still be rich

>>535850335
when aris fans realize how boring and formulaic his streams are, so never

Fromdrones now have to defend this garbage animation KEK

it's press O for iframes but in 24 fps!!!!!(made in taiwan/korea)

bruh that looked like ASS
>Miyazaki would rather animeslop than a DLC
FUCK SAKES M

>>535850603
The tekken trash on netflix looked way worse lol

This means they haven't forgotten about the IP, there's hope sekibros

>i need to become more than a man
>I need to be come...
a MAN

4 U 4 U 4 U 4 U 4 U 4 U 4 U 4 U 4 U 4 U 4 U 4 U 4 U 4 U 4 U 4 U 4 U 4 U

CAPCOM FUCKING WON

bane?

>>535851083
aye

Lego batman looks kinda nice too bad i'm not into those anymore though i still have fond memories of lego star wars playing as general grievous

dr pavel
i'm g-corp

I cant believe they even announced lego batman. I dont even know if I am remembering wrong ,but I feel like they never announced games for 2 year olds in 2009~2020

every game so mf mid bruh

dawn of KINO

the best feeling in the world is when your opponent mashes rage art and your move kills them anyway

blud thinks 2 years olds are the demographic for a dark knight trilogy lego game

Kek are they actually putting bahamut in monhan

milds has a better final fantasy collab than tekken
it's over fr

>>535851690
WELL AT LEAST THEY USED TO BE

I'm gonna make a Tekken RTS

clivebros yoship doesn't even want us

ehhh annnoooo

Nvm this is fucking trash man how did they drop the ball so hard with wilds

the GOD of nepotism, the Tekken and FF brand killer and some cute lady

>>535851983
midkken 8 and flop fantasy 16 are such a perfectly matched couple

>dow4
oh FUCK

>the god of nepotism
expedition 33 performance is later

i only played ff5 why does omega look like that?

that one is the deity of nepotism

>>535852023
because people keep buying shit games

>reinstall Tekken
>Cute waifu on my screen has been replaced by an ugly nigga

>>535852546
like tekken 8

aint no one give a fuck about tekken were watching 'com

>>535852694
AK is in menu already?

>wow this must be some e pic game
>actual ads
fucking hell

L's in the chat frfr

>this isnt a game
>are you ready to play?

>>535850557
if only your shitposts were somewhat transformative...

every game looks the same

>>535850707
sekiro dlc already exists lil bro
https://www.nexusmods.com/sekiro/mods/723

why isn't musashi rollslopping? I can't play this!

This looks mid asf just like the others

i've lost count of all the samurai/chink parryslop that's come out the last few years
sekiro was a mistake

maybe I should get a new hobby

>>535853252
it looked like dogshit blud

Where would you put Asuka and Reina in this?

Only way of the samurai and onimusha matters, the rest is fecal matter

Yo daemon x machina?

onimidsha ain't even the best samurai game from crapcom blud

>>535853381
Demons souls spawned more terrible dark fantasy clones than Sekino

it's klonoa

I'm excited for arknights endfield...

to the guy larping as a zoomer larping as millennial and spamming the word mid, know that everyone prays for your demise faithfully

sekirodrones always assume you're a soulsdrone when you don't like parryslop

>>535853534
mion ain't a tomboy she's just pretending to be one.

when's tekken

>>535850557
i suspect he has a similar dynamic to ltg where the people that watch him like to partake into the whole "i am a cool guy because i agree with aris look at the way we laugh at and ban these people". unironically pretty much a high school clique thing

gramps aint with it

BROOOOOOOOOOO THATS A MAAAAAN WHAT THE FUCK

>>535853534
Outside the circle in a trash bin

>>535854010
>soulsdrones always assume you're a sousldrone for not liking a souls game
????
>B-B-BUT THERES NO STAMINA BAR
soulslop

Geoff bro get these faggots off the stage

I'm more concerned about Miyazaki letting this shit happen
Who forced him into this shit, gah duu

ella purnell is so fucking cute aahhh

I only like Fallout 1 and 3 the rest are reddit

Mr. Based

i punched mr house to death in his little cuckpod

when is Jeff Bezos saving Tekken

ulsan: tekken franchise
succubi: harada murray and nakatsu

>>535855042
>when you're married and surrounded by hot chicks but you have to keep a straight face or your wife will kill you
Joecrush could learn something from ulsan

marriage is unironically retarded for men

>>535854724
3 is utter dogshit.

*rich men

>that
>hot chicks

>>535855042
>when you know she's a man but it turns out there's no penis

>>535855275
Ulsan isn't married

USA USA USA USA

>>535855413
There's no alternative if you're sub 8/10 and/or not rich and you wish to have regular sex.

why am i even watching this when i know 100% its garbage

same way you're watching your life passing by

>>535855659
hookers

Wtf?

>reinstall Tekken after EVO
>got into Claudio cuz all the posting about him
>can't do while running moves on my hitbox
Holy fuck why is this shit everywhere I'd rather do cancels

geoff is explaining what infinite scroll means

>>535855863
It's not the same. The real pleasure is doing normal shit with your gf/wife all day knowing you'll be nutting in her at the end of the day. Also STDs and its expensive to see hookers regularly.

>>535856365
>It's not the same.
youre right its way better.

the disease is part of the thrill in regards to shemales

>FUCK YOU TRUMP
stunning and brave, gamescom

how long until this show ends? i don't mean the 4 days thing, i mean this specific livestream.

Geoff bro wtf is this garbage are you retarded?

you say that as if regular normal woman hasnt sucked at least 10 dicks and has herpes

the guy that literally started the full shill game influencer persona is retarded? no fucking way

>>535856865
another hour

Am i retarded or am i seeing anime gta?

I respect Geoff's business acumen, he straight up usurped E3 by himself.

tranime AGAIN

Murrat i'm begging you put kazuya in fortnite and watch the zoomers flooding tekken 8

>>535857089
it's a gacha. GachaTA if you will

why do you want the Tekken brand to survive with these 3 retards?

epic games can't afford the tekken license

I assure you epic can afford the temu franchise

/tekgen/ - everything but tekken

Man i shouldn't have hit that blunt i think i'm seeing things or hearing things i guess

Put Anna in black ops 12

Put Anna in my bed

>>535857229
he hosts 3 E3s per year now.

why isn't he rolling and moving like a turtle?

can't wait for the 4/10 reviews from fromdrones kek

mom says I have to put the bins out brb

That looked pretty nice

>NCSoft
I remember their that retarded too, 20 years ago

Don't look kojima

absolute cringe

FORZA ITALIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

lotta goyslop

It should have been dantes inferno 2 not a remake...

>>535855042
ulsan is living the dream

Isn't this the korean sex game?

no, that'd be tekken

If I break a throw I deserve to punish at the very least and at best to launch. Breaking throws on reaction is a myth, it is always either a read or random mashing. If it would be possible pros would break close to 100% of throws. If not punish, at the VERY VERY least I have to be in plus frames. Just not receiving damage is not an appropriate reward for not only guessing opponent move, but guessing exactly which one he's gonna do. Throw-heavy characters like king are for scrubs.

stay on topic blud no one knows what you're going on about

your name is no one?

I'm late,
is AND MORE trailer out yet?

>>535860347
it's at the tokyo game show

AoE 4 really

Just give up and move onto AoE5

give up making piss easy money?

YOU CAN CLAP

Murray on stage

women age like milk

Murray looks way way worse than that, for about 20 years

PirateSoftware just entered the stage bros

>>535860874
who the fuck plays rts on consoles

Lili when she makes 24 yo

murray is a chad

>>535861580
bill murray sure.

I prefer older women, they have a dilapidated but formerly glorious look to them, just like in Dark Souls

WoW is still around?

why is in Warcraft lore the world is always "ending" for 30 fucking years

have you taken a gander a shemales?

liadrin got BOGGED wtf

>>535861942
Maybe all we needed was stick to tekken 3 and patch it for 26 years

are there 10 mins left?

WHERE IS HARADA

why so many shooters? It's very annoying

>>535862119
If Harada actually copied VF like people say he does we'd still be on Tekken 6

What in the fuck am i watching

>>535861464
I don't know?

new mode idea: team of 5 randoms fight other team of 5 random in a tournament format, winning team receives a lot of ranked points

>>535862340
You can AI generate a shooter in 5 minutes

>World of Tanks: Heat
HARADA, SUE THEM NOW

JOECRUSH IS BACK

>>535862340
because shooters are the easiest genre to make

Gays Asscroft

>>535862951
not gachas?

Grace for season 3

Capcom still pretends people play RE for the story

>>535856018
>can't do while running moves on my hitbox
How?
If you are struggling that much, you can just put a second fingers on the button.

slop
utter slop

>>535863441
they think people play monster hunter for the story

the fuck kinda trailer was that? that was legitimately awful.

AND THE CROWD GOES MILD

Black Myth
Feng Wei

wukong is mid asf

.........................everything.................sucked........

when will china make a game that doesn't look like that

all non reveal RE trailers since 7 are like that, they don't want to spoil the game like they got Moby Dick part 2 story in their hands

hitler died for this btw

shant be buying anymore capslop

How has RE managed to be mid from start to finish besides the first half of 4

just give me mercs+raid f2p microtransaction slop this franchise is so fucking MID

You already said that thrice

deh

>>535864360
i don't remember a re8 trailer making me want to never play it ever.

https://www.twitch.tv/the_buff_guy

its up

>>535864595
>4
reddit game

Today's gyaru version i guess

Tekken

>>535866458
God I wish that was me

>>535865152
I cannot watch him wavedash without losing my shit it's so fucking funny

>>535866458
giwtwm

Tekken community when asuka places top 128
>AHHH TEKKEN IS RUINED CARRIED CHARACTER CRINGE TRAINING WHEEL WAIFUU
Tekken Community when Arslan says Bryan is broken and wins the biggest tournament of the year 2 weeks later
>Is Ulsan the greatest tekken player in history? Hes so skilled and amazing and clearly a level above all others

the sekiro anime art style sucks but at least no triangle shadows

Special for brats who loving weird things.
You're weirdo boke

>>535866847
>anime art style sucks
that's a given

why the fuck is kaz db4 homing

Reminder that Geoff shows derision towards Harada and Tekken but was sincerely pleased when he announced VF was back

>>535867482
For some reason, a lot of moves are hidden homing. They should just make a clear distinction, make every move giga linear, and clearly make it visible if it's homing to left, right or both. But then again, these guys took this long to make rage arts -18, so that's never happening

>>535865650
The top doesn't work too well

Do you guys think they will want Tekken 9 as a launch title for the ps6? won't that mean T8 dies in a few years?

>>535868134
Tekken 9 won't happen.

>>535866458
So only 49% of Japanese companies have CEO or HR department?

>>535867920
Wrong

when will the game be fixed?

>>535866458
living the dream

>>535868294
Thank god, the franchise can finally die...

>>535869004
They're not going to change course. They're too deep into aggression and heat. If they revert, bamco higher ups will force the trio to commit harakiri.

>>535868939
apologizing for what?

>>535869626
>bamco higher ups
implying they know anything about fighting games
w/e direction makes them more money should be better, no?

Asukas moveset is half soft karate and half anime punches and slaps

aho boke

people talk about kazuya being high risk high reward but he's really more like massive reward medium/low risk

I like how we pretend kazuya is this high skill 40000 IQ tekken character but his gameplay is really casino 50/50 before that was even the cool thing. Characters like Steve, Ling, hell even Nina play much more complicated tekken stylistically

>call that anon a faggot
>and attach the gigachad fahkumram edit to your post

>>535862472
>If Harada actually copied VF
Why the fuck would he? Tekken is king compared to VF

>>535870964
you new around here or what?

>>535870742
i'm watching buffgoat and every time he wins it's off one single knockdown because then at the wall you either take 80 damage waking up or take the mix (which if you fail is another 80 dmg)
but then you see him in neutral and gets smashed all the time because he is very bad at poking and just hard ducks for no reason to see if he ca get a free twin pistons
unironically kazuya is a very carried character

>>535871259
People play this game like it's a 50/50 simulator. They don't want to actually learn fundamentals. They want to abuse their lows to win, that's it. That's why it's insufferable to play at mid-level. When you face someone that is actually good, it feels so much better to play against, even though it's technically "harder".

my character has no lows or mids or arms or legs

Your're lucky
My character isn't even in the game

>>535872306
Josie sister...I miss her so much...

>>535872306
chloebro...

Whos the speedkicks of EU,Pakistan and Korea

why does nobody play lidia in tournament?

Tetsu plays her

I exposed myself

how much longer do we have to see the williams sisters spamming df1,2 in tournament

>>535868939
>them
uh oh...

>>535873139
Not so much lately.
:(

>>535873925
Uhm where's Anna

>>535863478
I get fucked by the double tap

>>535872792
Bilal is PK Nin

How do I learn "real fundamental tekken"? Like when I block i die. I play a character with an awful backdash so that doesn't work either. Sidesteps I can kinda get when I download some of their bad habits (like if I know they'll dick jab a blocked heat burst). But like if im in neutral or disadvantage I have no idea what to do

>>535872009
yeah but that's what i find so interesting about the kazuya myth. kazuya's gameplan in T8 is the purest distillation of what people "dislike" about T8, he's going to toss out random safe launchers, if one hits he's going to do an extremely damaging combo, take you to the wall, and then you are guessing for your life. any time you're close to a wall, any game with a floorblast or wallbreak, every single time kazuya gets near you're in a 50/50 where both options are a launcher with oki
he is THE casino character and usually these kind of characters are called setplay bitches but here people consider him le ebin fundies mishima for some fucking reason
people even admit he needs to cheese because he has a """""bad""""" df1 (god tier tracking and safe homing followups btw so useless) which means he can't play the usual poking game. his entire thing is getting you to guess

>>535872009
>>535874736
Mishimas used to be about movement and whiff punishing in Tag 1, 5DR and Tag 2. Their mains simply hold onto this reputation that isn't deserved anymore. That's the reason. You can stop making this observation now.

>every time buff is about to demote the game starts giving him shitty tekken kings to get his rank up
This shit is so rigged I can't hatewatch like this

asuka's smegma.

>>535873925
just got reminded of that time when some slut cosplayers got mad at stream chat for perving on them and then spag white knighted them

>>535874664
>like when I block I die
No you don't

I used to expose myself but I've changed dammit this shouldn't haunt me it was over 10 years ago

Capcom Won

>>535840171
Just upload all the screenshots instead of 1 by 1

miguel

midguel

I will dye my hair blue once I am done with hrt

UHMM BROS WHY DID MY ONLINE CRASH

steam stole my games

because your pee is yellow

Casino bad!
Claudio ba-

Wait what?

this but Devil Jin (he has no mids)

>>535877240
Maybe in tekken 7 but this game has lots of chip damage and knockdown lows to fuck you for holding back too much

The Lee army is gatekeeping buffgoat off TG bros...
They keep mindcontrolling him into pressing and getting CH'd all day

>>535867005
>>535868487
S+ ass top looks alright but awkward at some angles

>34 defence

Kazuyasisters... it's not looking good

If I hit emperor will you guys finally respect me?

I can't do my bnbs, how fucked am I going back to play in the red ranks?

everything fucking sucks

>>535882527
Jeez even im at 39 defense
>t. The asuka that made it to TK with 1 throw break

wish someone sucked me

>>535882931
I made the blue ranks with the sample combos, pal

>>535883438
How???? Are American players that bad?

>>535882527
tekken7 Byakko

>>535883584
EU ackstuallyh

Fergus made tekken god omega with special style king in season 1.

>>535883827
Unreal

>>535883997
that's nice dear

*df3,1 into sabakis the thread*

i'm bad at the game so I play _____

>>535830525
it really do be like that

I'm a fucking loser

>Character frauds like Lars but he's honest because he has no real tools.
>Character has no tools to fraud but... IS LE DEGENERATE because his neutral tools are too strong

>>535884480
BUFF

1 to d1+2 is my new 'ka gimmick

is it you’re or your

it’s dehhhh
im dehhh

i plugged after 1 second of accidentally accepting a 3 bar wifi upon alt tabbing. the screen went black for a millisecond after i accepted. i hope it didnt count as -1000.

>>535888214
Probably could've canceled round 1. You're too impulsive.

>>535888416
now they count loading screen plugs as normal plugs i doubt you can plug round 1 without point deduction

my mom is
>a bitch

why plug when can NOT play this trash all together

>>535888503
If the connection tanks enough, you can hold start to cancel round 1 and it takes you out with no penalty. Prompt has to appear first thougheverbeit

what happened to legacy costumes murray

>>535873925
Lili is not fat or a whore

they already gave 17ers the t7 costumes and that's all they know anyways

kirby air riders mogs tekken 8

i dig men

>>535872967
She's just honest and modest humble karate practitioner in a world full of dishonest frauds

I didn't even watch the direct. I don't care about the switch 2 until I see anime tiddy games published by nintendo.

ninja gayden 4 won

>>535888714
oh well apparently i din't get punished at least

sekino won

>>535890426
Surprised you didn't know about that feature with how much you plug

animefags castration is needed

fellatio season 2 won

>>535890724
why do you want to castrate all tekken players?

sekiro lost hard that shit is embarrassing

sekiro2 will save my life

>>535890828
sekiro has kuro and tekken doesn't ergo sekiro > tekken.

indiana jones will have a switch 2 release and tekken doesn't ergo indiana jones > tekken.

I still can't believe flopco doesn't have digimon ready (if at all) for the switch 2

>>535889849
lidia might legitimately be the least honest character in tekken 8

>>535891410
Flopco will never learn.
What a great way to ruin the hype in a remaster.

>>535891832
you people say that about every character.

>>535891832
>Yells "HIGH!" when doing highs

>>535889849
what is reina doing

scamco is a shell company

shell as in, the fossil / fuel company?

xillias mid I finished milla but dropped jude

Strong neutral = HONEST TVKKVN
Weak neutral compensated by bullshit = FRAVDERV

blud said kaz

>>535893068
there are a couple of sneaks in the honest tier

has anyone sniped buffguy with a custom that looks like him or is civilization not advanced enough

>>535893068
And by this I don't mean that necessary strong neutral = honest, obviously

>>535893171
Which one?

Female characters cock size tier list

>>535892148
what do you mean you people

>>535893687
all of you freaks.

>>535893296
Kazuya and Asuka. Clive is broken but honest, same goes for Jin.

this game is an abomination like damn it sucks ass

Can the playerbase stop spoofing for a second?
>5 bar kazuya, in game shows 5 bars 20ms
>its 1 bar 300ms
>5 bar reina, shows 5 bars in game, 50ms
>its 4 bars 120ms

Just can't play the game at all

>>535893917
It's time to move on from t7 pablo

>>535893886
In what universe is Clive honest? Phoenix dash from range 5 is retarded, projectile retarded, weapon attacks, heat guardbreak

>/tekgen/ doesn't know what honest means
embarrassing

tekken teaches you a valuable life lesson. never be honest, lie and cheat your way to the top. telling them the truth that you've been an incel loser neet for you entire adult life will never land you a job.

>UNI2 new patch overtakes season 2 of Tekken 8 in rancidness
Wew we're saved...

I lost 6 games straight to a noobie mashing on Kazuya with 400 games played total in Tekken 8. Some random talentfag doing random shit on Kazuya just beat me 6 times straight. Why? Because my IQ is 100ish and I've low empathy. What a pathetic embarrassment of a game. I just know all of these subhuman toiletniggers are hardstuck Silver in real games. Now I'm still halfway through Tekken King with Kazuya despite playing 650 games. Serves me for having average intelligence and low empathy HAHA.

>>535894292
We're not talking about yoshimitsu blud

>>535894969
You're fucking annoying

With how much blud talks I woulda thought he played more than 2k with 'yu

schizoposts are the blood and soul of this general

Who was mardukschizo

teggendorf

>>535894969
skill issue

>>535894969
You’re overwhelmingly pleasant

>>535894969
>Why? Because my IQ is 100ish and I've low empathy
why wouldn't you be dogshit at tekken if you are just naturally dogshit?

ill shut this kazuya player up

You're just as bad as the Xiaoyu fag

>>535896692
me vs you

i told the guy to kill himself and he was a cheater like 30 lines of hatred

i dont think he was particularly offended he told me to practice more

likely just a bad experience for them but not particularly traumatic

Have you tried killing yourself?

no i havent lol

>>535896884
>likely just a bad experience for them but not particularly traumatic
man you really are a retard aren't you

ineedulili

Ew

>>535897049
im not proud of it i suppose. what about my post is retarded. im sure he can handle it every tekken player is like 30+ lmao. i guess i am deriving some sort of attentionwhoring like pleasure from it in the fact that im posting about it now.

>>535894901
you wish little kekky.

>>535896884
when i find cheaters i just fuck around, confirm that they're cheating then block and report them
there is no point is giving them attention because that's what they desperately want so they can post the chat on the "salt" discord channel and then keep being ignored

Are we supporting our weeb bamco cousins and buying xillia?

im a loser cuck

>>535897403
rather eat my own shit

I will not have sex till I find myself someone that looks exactly like Stella from (THANK YOU) Virtua Fighter SIX

I will not have sex

till..

>>535897592
Anna...

I need to jack off to she males but my living arrangement currently makes this task difficult

boom boom boom boom
I want you in my room

boom boom boom
that's how i became a bum

>>535898128
that doesn't rhyme

>>535897592
kuma...

i blame myself

Played against this nigger Kazuya who kept sidestepping my while running 2. Literally nothing Claudio could do, my pokes are garbage

>anime
>claudiofag

>complete retard
>claudiofag

XDDDD

>honest Tekken player
>claudiochad

>>535899180
tekken is anime

alisafag: playing feng
>asuka:playing asuka


>animeposter
>playing grodio

Maybe use your fucking safe wallsplatting mid retard

>>535899627
How nigger how, you're blacker than saint Floyd if you think I can get my opponent to the wall when he keeps sidestepping my shit. I got no hellsweep, my low does 20 damage and can be jab punished

Oh sorry I forgot to mention that it's also HOMING lmao

>>535899821
I have a mega specific solution for your problem which is why youre supposed to sidestep right duck i believe. your tracking move in that instance is WR4 that faggot knee he does. so mix wr2 with the running knee.

why the fuck are all the lili cosplayers so slutty?

Maybe try looking into the movelist of the character with the smallest dick movelist in the game. I'm sure you'll find a homing move with no execution required there somewhere

WHAT DO I DO AGAINST SIDESTEPPING I DONT GET IT!!!!!!!!!!

>>535899990
Isn't that punishable

>>535900163
24ers…

>>535900272
You mean 97ers

Kingreyjr losing to a random Asuka...

If your character came out during T6 or after, they don't play real Tekken. Simple as.

>>535900625
That's proswagonist

more like if your character came out during t3 or after

How is it fair that I have to get my opponent to the corner, activate heat AND THEN I can mix them up as Claudio while Paul can press demoman, Leo has a deathsweep from stance and shit like Lars exists

How is Claudio top tier I don't get it

Kazuya should've killed Claudio. And Zafina too while we're at it.

>>535889416
...but nina is!

why is he thinking about xiaoyu?

Why can't tekken have ads like this?
https://x.com/Play2XKO/status/1957502758551986260?t=0_WxaEHa5gKOXuXr1yqSdQ&s=19

>>535901952
the future of fighting games is bleak

We can only hope 2xko is as close to SFV as possible so it may save fighting games

blud said the 2 player assist masher is like street fighter v

God I love how much I'm carried by how hard my moves track. Guess who I play

Anna

Panda

>>535900625
>2100 rated
kek

i cant do this anymore

>>535900174
no its like 0 on block the usual flowchart is to sidestep after you do it used to fuck me up

i want to keep attentionwhoring i got addicted to the previous session

fighting game players won.

sick every day big fucking loser why am I still going

>sf gets cute aryan girl like Marie rose
>we get...a madagascarian

I just made it to Vanquisher!

off to never never land

madagasque

>neverland
resonance of fates mid I finished it

madarchod

>>535905996
emilie zo

im not well

I can't remember ever feeling 100%

It's so fucking ogre

Calm down Jun

Zug zug

im dehh

>

dead shit game

alive gold game

has there been any news of a new balance update now that EWC has concluded?

joebros...

asuka would be the most hated character if she was a dude.

asuka is the most heterosexual-coded character

Male Asuka is Jin

Asuka hasn't committed any war crimes

>>535892142
What game did they shit up?

>>535911841
Tales of Xilia
It's over...

>>535912320
God why is nu-scamco so fucking retarded at least it's not precious lewd being removed

>>535909968
no need, it's perfect

Shut up Nakatsu

the majority of criticism levied at this game is moreso critiques of the ft2, get-in-get-out online play that has plagued modern fighting games for years

that's not the majority of criticism murray nice cope

Why did tekken make a 17 year old big boob tomboy built for cream pie sex into lactation play

fighting games need to be set up like chess websites, there's a chat room, you can matchmake or challenge people directly, you can rematch how many times you like but ELO gain should be adjusted to compensate

>>535914859
So ranked lobbies?

>>535914442
no it isn't, not even close, wtf?

>>535915261
with cute lili mains behind the hotdog cart yeah

>>535910602
Absolutely

>>535910009
>I don't fuck guys for money ANYMORE
>I just sell nudes online

are they still together?

imagine actually pulling a cosplay baddie that thinks your 1337 gamer sk1lls are s3xy and you fumble this hard

nah apparently he is her only friend, idk if she even plays games

>>535916129
i know chaircrush is a fucking retard but could you try not simping for an ugly literal whore

why does /tekgen/ suddenly have standards when the most recurring posts here are about indecent exposure?

kek

Azucena has a range 3.5 low crushing mid that leads to a +4 uninterruptible stance mixup and tracks both ways. That's the best move in the game by far. (u3+4)

Boke till i die

there should be establishments in real life where they have fighting game machines that people can play their games on and players using connecting fighting game machines can challenge each other to ranked deathmatches

yeah if only such machines exists...

these establishments should also serve as social gatherings and the machines should give you cards that let you track your ranking and customisations

my parents created me so i can only play a carried character like xiaoyu because i have average intelligence!

Almost about to drop to Bushin

700 games with Kazuya!

Nice brain!

Should someone should my brain would be nice enough to save me from this hell!

I'm done with this game what a joke of a brain fuck you brain you suck piece of shit.

Peasant parents, peasant Bushin Brain after playing for 8 years!

Woooooo!

I found that random!

I found that random!

Nice average IQ brain!

My extended family is all middle class and down!

My ancestry is that of a peasant!

That's why I am Bushin almost with Kazuya and can only play Xiaoyu or waifu characters!

I have failed at Shitkken because my IQ is average and I have low empathy and my parents are to blame for having kids with average IQ themselves!

That's alright parents I don't blame you, your lives were very good with your average IQs so it made sense to have children.

Unfortunately your child (now a 39 year old man) picked up Tekken so things didn't work out with that 100 IQ quotient and low Empathy!

Hahahaha. It's not funny. I'm almost Bushin. Hahahahaha. Carried Waifufag. My fate is destroyed.

I found that random.

>>535827994 (OP)
my mom looks like this IRL

Im not sure how Kazuya's supposed to beat Claudio he just outpokes you to death you literally can't do anything just db3 beats your entire kit

Nightmare blunt rotation

im average iq i cant play kazuya

>>535919020
Y A K U S H I M A
A
K
U
S
H
I
M
A

stop posting the gorilla

that's like saying:
>be mage player in league of legends
>can't play Yasuo
>i've been exposed as a fraud

Ummm different skillsets or fitting kits for different players? Hello?

C0pe more kiddo

>>535920256
No, this is the only way to keep good atmosphere here

Do my posts complaininga bout my average IQ worsen the atmosphere

>>535916569
blud it's like i21 and jump status just keep jabbing and you will float it at some point

>>535920886
>>535920785
I did a heat burst and it counterhit me knocked me down and she then oki fucked me over in the floor and i was a stomped fucktard on the ground because i heat burst trying to float it. Also apparently it's linear but in the matchup i got hit trying to step it 10/10 times. I guess my luck is shit. What a trash life. I'll try to float it more next time I dont know I tested it and it's impossible not to step. The faggot neurotypical literally spammed the same move 9 times in a row the last round because none of my solutions were working. Goes to show when normies can spam the same move over and over again they're not actually playing a calculated game they're just mashing buttons on instinct.

>>535921018
Okay harada I see your vision finally and I like it

>>535916569
The low crushing is pretty slow and dickjab trades with the fastest mid. Still a good move thougheverbeit

>>535921289
she can hold stance and low crush dikjab

>>535921340
Nothing to do with my post

we need a korean FEMALE character in tekken

Hwoarangs daughter in Tekken 9

pictured titled imiggrnat

stop bullying hwoarang players

i quit that joint too low on votes

imagine you are in a faggot competition and this is your opponent

>>535923887
did he delete his twitch? also you're jewish

pretty cool shot

what blows

>>535923887
where this nigg streaming

>>535923515
you can tell that one stung

>>535921018
she refuses to go fully nude but i have seen the inside of her butthole. it's very confusing

>>535926147
who is she

>>535926212
miary zo

Fahk is so disgustingly carried
Couple hundred games TGS or higher while your main is hardstuck king/emperor range with thousands
Useless players

>>535927015
you put people in a 5-way mixup by pressing the 3 button from range 3

But Fahk is my main

fahk is so cool....

You're my next victim

are you guys playing world of warcraft: midnight bros

last time i played world of warcraft was in 2007 on a free trial account

>Can work Jin's laser scraper equivalent and bf2,3,zen into combos piss-easily
>Can't link the real laser scraper for shit (in addition to most of Debble Jim's shit)
???

my bloomer friend who kept playing the game through s2 and saying it's salvageable has been attempting to climb to tg and he's this close to uninstalling lmao
this game is so soulcrushing, i don't even get how you can design such an insanely frustrating game to play

Tell us another story lil bro

this nigga friends with buff guy`

>>535928130
>this game is so soulcrushing
How tho, it's not a job

buffgoat will never quit he attaches his self worth to being an epic kazuya main

>>535928130
your friend needs to learn to play
game design isn't what's keeping him down and he would've been even lower in 7

should i play dota or league to be a sick gamer

>>535929010
League is actually really fucking fun

>you just need to learn sick defense bros
>ewc was everybody dickjabbing 247 because its the only way to stop this game's offense

Sex

>>535925812
speedkicks likes to act like he's a bigger deal than he actually is, phiddy is arguably more integral to the community than him

>>535927862
yeah, you're in OCE? we can start a guild

>>535929436
okay phidx

Capcom Won

joe budden tekken is so fucking funny
>actually like actually like actually like

>>535930123
shuddup shuddup shuddup shuddup shuddup shuddup shuddup

>>535930650
Angy angy angy

>>535930724
>>535929721
>>535921018
maybe I should jerk off

>>535930842
Of course you must

ew ew ew ew ew
ewwwwwwwwww

>>535928130
the game is demonic

>>535930842
Seems like a great idea

asukagp

>>535929994
i think sneedkicks just suffers from a massive disconnect between what he thinks he is (a talented megagenius that is going to be top tier at everything he tries) and what he actually is (a pico celebrity in a niche game with zero accolades within that niche or real life for that matter)

>>535930650
can i make 'ka look like this without mods?

>>535930927
>>535931069
wow they are both so hot... fuck I got hard

>>535931160
You know what to do....

>>535931316
I have a pretty good idea what I need to do anon

once you develop and eye for it feminine and masculine penises are very easy to tell apart

>>535931160
Yeah anon.. I feel how you struggle with choice right now

>>535931478
that's a very tight butt, I'm feeling really good already

/ERPgen/

why are you trying to make other men cum?

>>535931651
The alternative is to actually play the game and lets be real...

>>535931651
It's fun

all you niggas are indian

No one fahk dick lover stop me from posting big bazookas 'ka
Anons love her so why people need to be upset without her?

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

>>535931651
>implying i'm a man

I've found one curious thing, japanese amateurs tend to be shaved, while their pornstars have bushes, but with chinese women it's the inverse, the pornstars tend to be shaved, but the amateurs have hair.

>anons love her
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *wheeze wheeze* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OOK OOK YUMMY BANANA OOK OOK

you act like everyone here isn't a zoophile

calm down kuma

is it really zoophilia if you're an animal yourself?

I think I've had enough of this kusoge

>>535930650
>You'll never have a Japanese tomboy girlfriend with the body of a gravure model who dresses like a gothic lolita who recommends Sisters of Mercy songs to you while physically beating you with her jujutsu techniques before having sex.

why live?

life is pure kusoge

I was wrong about toki, serika is the real mvp waifu of blue archive

one day I'll buy ps5 and see how fast I can climb in crossplay off lala land

y'all are fuckin' weird but i love you

don't you?

now that joecrush isn't chained to a relationship anymore he can become number 1 in NA again

joeywho?

his hope and dreams? crushed

Now he sleeps embracing the dildo she left.

In this game you got two choices:
>play a Mishima and get mashed out and break your fingers and mald 24/7
>play a non-mishima and mash people out

In both cases you lose.

blud really thinks mishimas can't mash

maybe with particularly stupid heihachi and devil jin gameplay styles, reina is kind of mashy

>>535935387
Mishimas are the most mashy frametrap tards in the game, you see wannabes try to play what they think is "correct" and play defensive and neutral heavy and then theres the REAL mishima plays who just 50/50 your ass all day and use their frametraps to catch you mashing and use they busted powerlows to fuck with your decision making

I'm really starting to hate Paul

kazuya has df2 and shikuee and d1+2 and electrics going under jabs and a punch sabaki and a backswing heat engager and 1,1 and m4 and ws1,2
he mashes just as well if not better as the rest of the cast

buffguy was getting counterhit by lees to death yesterday, mishimas can be mashy like everyone else

Kazuya with an m4

>>535935730
Seems like Paulmashers are catching on to stronger flowcharts that rely less on duckable strings

>>535935998
Why is lingschizo hardstuck Tekken King then

I always shout chink away when kazuya shouts chink away

https://x.com/nakkod_/status/1772639317631922515
is this still in the game?

I always shout we skeet again when devil jin shouts we skeet again

>I always
no you don't

Okay you got me

What’s the average IQ of all Law and Paul mains

I wear a choker when I play Kazuya

Absolute zero

Buff guy does gay pet play with his wife

Announcing what’s to come

This tier list shaping up to be so funny

Where are the schizo posters? My 34 personalities are lonely

>>535937004
Can't wait to see the only (secret) Hachijo survivor who will inherit Kazumi moveset... in tekken 9.

ineedueskay
https://x.com/EskayOW/status/1957543925348172196?t=saVQDJkgSJRJjKZdaEj5xg&s=19

proud of my girl

>>535827994 (OP)
Ara ara anon-kun~....

I’m starting to suspect the 34 personality blud is everyone and it wasn’t a joke

give it to me straight will tekken9 fix things

Not at all

there is nothing to fix we are at perfection

Tekken 8 fixed me

>>535929721
>>535931069
>>535931316
Just want to cuddle all day with mommy Anna

I...
I exposed

>>535938259
you’re the LTJeet trying to get to the next thread aren’t you

>samefagging
based

Every single post in here was all me

>>535938760
he doesn’t samefag he just babbles to himself throughout the thread. thank you tekken 8 for bringing this mental illness to tekgen

i blame myself

I hate rich people

ineedu2023tekgen

>>535940302
NEW

This image doesn't work in tekken 8, this meme image lied to me. The only usable ch tools is 1+2 because it's a mid and whenever somebody presses a button in tekken 8 it's always an evasive high crush or an armor move. A high CH is worthless, even Steve b1 feels like shit in this game compared with his stance niggery. Sure, m4/d3 this heat smash retard