Thread 535834153

>>535770513

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>sanma tourney
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1didArhLQzP5-N2V-ufsP9m9QpZIWppg3f2HZLvYGSGM/edit?usp=sharing
>sheet
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>top 9 form
https://forms.gle/AicTzwaocmAnmDx16

>league questionnaire results
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Panda has a _____ face!

>>535834286
chink

>>535834286
Yes, most people have faces

Koito big win

Which one is the cutest?

>>535834543
gotta have a good meal

doko

I came.
https://exhentai.org/g/3493688/3f777e6e20/

>>535834543
Squatting nyagger and Invincible nyagger

>>535834543
kaavi...easy on the mooncakes...

Autists from Outer Space edition room.

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Classic rules.

No theme because there is no sound in spaaaace. Alternatively, you can pick some space ambient or some post-rock track without lyrics on youtube.

>>535835392
evens stay
odds leave
0 make my own room

>>535835392
https://youtu.be/bepVadmtkgk
Here's your room theme.

I came

https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts?tags=dankonji_mimi_%28kaiman_garupan%29+&z=5

Hello, I forgot to update my "Poker Chase" game. I would like to apologize for the inconvenience caused by this.

can't believe this hag just made this guy rage quit a friendly

>>535834962
That coverpage is all sorts of fucked.

wwyds doko

>>535837479
go into ranked and farm some wwyds yourself, I'm tired

I am done with dinner in 15min there better be a koko up or else

>>535838182
Post koko and I'll join

>>535838493
slut

>>535837479
https://youtu.be/0EldKS7W9cY

>>535838752
you already posted that one

>>535837479
wwyd

>>535839328
2s

>>535839328
3s

>>535839328
2s

>>535839328
3p

>>535839328
2s

why did hag die

>>535835392
3/4
One anon disconnected due to space distance, unfortunatelly.

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>>535838803
And nobody replied

>>535839328
oya you generaly push
3p

>>535835392
>the damafag has a bunch of male characters
Doesn't that just figure.

>>535839883
because you posted the answer already retard

>>535839902
I wasn't going to riichi that last hand because it wasn't enough value but also the disconnections made me not care

>>535839985
You are supposed to check the video afterwards double retard

>>535840027
You own men.

>>535839835
I guess I'll just die. I'm never coming back from this.
See you tomorrow.

>>535839902
Name and shame

>>535840260
I should, honestly. This fag enabler is getting too big for his britches. But I will be peaceful for now.

>>535840554
I could have dama'd this hand for more value btw

>>535834543
me

>>535839503
>>535839510
>>535839529
>>535839586
>>535839670
>>535839884
i didn't trust the 3s tedashi for 2s safety and thought he'd need some real interesting shape for 3p to deal in here
but that goes back in shanten and pushing the 8p is dicey as well, so the resulting hand is shit and might have to go 2s anyway, either for safety or to push the hand

>>535834543
me

>>535839902
figure what? hes a bussy predator?

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I'm ruining all friendlies with kutsuji tomorrow btw

>>535834543
>tippy toes when squatting
were you really in pooland

>>535839902
>a bunch of male characters
based, same

>>535841426
Good choice

Hollow Knight: Silksong - Special Announcement

>>535841426
3/4

>>535841426
3/4
>>535842170
lmao no way it's real

>>535842170
That's in 2 days you dumb slut, don't pretend you're going to stare at the screen for 45 hours.

>>535842321
It's all I see Cynthia do?

6-ish hours until maintenance.

my beautiful 9 tile sananko wait

>>535842170
I can't decide if it's going to be goty or the biggest letdown of the decade.

I can't believe this fake adept cat is leveling up his league 7 alt already

>>535842640
zame agate looking thicc

>>535841426
still 3/4...

>>535842640
mimimi

>>535841426
started!

>>535835392
ggs

>>535835392
gg

>>535835392
ggs, thanks for joining!
Luckshitted the first one hard.

>>535835392
Sorry for shitting up the games by not winning even a single hand. I was trying my best.

>>535842640
That can't be a healthy weight for it...

>>535843807
>highest maka score of the round
>gets urabomb luckshitted
poetry

>>535843807
don't worry I was the real one shitting up the game, no one even noticed you

>>535844234
oops I scroll wheeled

>>535843959
Classic outcome.

>>535841957
You should step into the sun now and then, it's might do you some good.

friendlies are making me play retarded again

>>535844798
Never go full FOC.

What was the play here? Maka doesnt like Riichi

>>535844960
I would have dama'd 2s for anything around pinzu or a 3467m draw

>>535844960
2s dama until you get a better wait.

>>535844960
2s dama, wait for improvements preferably around the aka 5m but the pinzu shape extends easily to a wide wait, so riichi on that is fine too.

>>535845169
>>535845228
>>535845229
Maka says this pretty much too, I just thought it was a low value hand without some riichi luck and dropped the 5m since no one is gonna drop that after I declare , 2sou seems like shows decently often

>>535845873
it's first row, believe in your flow

>>535846125
impregnation

>>535846125
my EK rental wife...

Cynthia, gamescom started

MAKA copebotting has done irreparable damage to this thread

>>535841426
thanks for the game

AI is the future old men, having bots play your games, make your OC and shitpost in the thread means more free time for you.

>>535845873
you have two dora. it's already plenty valuable but the 5m tanki wait is bad like you said and it's early, so waiting for improvements is adviced
46m draws give pinfu and 6m gives 7m dora acceptance for even more value, while 12p give ittsu in pinzu for more value, other pinzu tiles give a wide wait for a good winrate (and pinfu) that's usually worth sacrificing the 5m dora for
giving up on the dora 5m here halves your value for no real reason at this point

>>535834543
But who was camera?

>>535845873
if you tsumo without riichi its still mangan

>>535846501
Almost. It's Mortal copebotting. We used to copebot with Akochan, but she was shit enough to not be authoritative. The rise of bots has almost completely eradicated the old phenomenon of log reviews. The only issue MAKA adds is that it's just Mortal but more retarded.

>>535846769
tsumo doradora 3han

>>535841426
I think this room has that bug so I don't know if everyone left already...

>>535846783
>The rise of bots has almost completely eradicated the old phenomenon of log reviews
In this thread? Sure. But that's because we've atomized. You can find places to get a log review if you really want it.
Anyways every bot except for NAGA sucks. Akochan is "soulful," MAKA is just retarded, and Mortal is optimized for playing instead of reviewing.

>>535846783
maka copebotting is worse because it's more accessible

>>535847221
they're still miles above your average reviewer

>>535847221
Feels like Maka has no concept of pot odds(or hand odds, whatever the mahjong equivalnt of it is called), just strict tile efficiency and safe tiles

>>535847370
Sure, but with a human review you get explanations as to why your discard was incorrect.

>>535841426
it's back to normal! 2/4?

>>535847471
what, you think it doesn't know push/pull?

>>535847471
It has some idea, I've seen hands where it will break apart tenpai if gyakuten isn't enough, but in general it seems to not care about scores up until all last.

>>535841426
3/4

IF THE REMAINING TOP 9 OF THE BASIC SANMA TOURNEY DO NOT FILL IN THEIR AVAILABILITY SOON, I WILL BE FORCED TO NAME NAMES!
https://forms.gle/AicTzwaocmAnmDx16

>>535848502
no one wants to play sanma retard

>>535848502
let me in instead then
>>535841426
started again

>>535848502
Done

>>535848502
I'm not doing it until you name me

>>535848502
done

>>535848502
tell me who I need to fill it in for and I'll get right on it
why don't you just put a checkmark on the sheet for received submissions

Anju has a very punchable face

>>535848502
Everything is going according to keikaku.
TL note: keikaku means plan.

>>535848810
Done.
Sanma players, please check the sheet.
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1HaYm4VjPCqXaasNY1iJav8kb99RBy5Hs1GDGEcNYNuw/edit?usp=sharing

>>535848502
I want to join the final top 9 although I am at top 35

>>535849271
I already signed you up

>>535848743
>>535849271
If there are any grinches during semis, just queue up within the first few minutes and I'll let in the highest ranked substitutes.

>>535849224
Pictured Ebony Chevalier.

>>535849381
Thank you Aru!

>>535849381
How does she sleep with those horns?

>>535850402
upside down like a bat

>Fancy Tenhou desktop client open with a game going on takes up less RAM than a single Google search tab
I'm not good with computers someone explain

>>535850402
Why do you think she's fucking retarded?

>>535850678
google isn't either anymore

here's your haipai bro

>>535850678
Simple game vs bloated spyware.

>>535850678
Computers are always getting more powerful. Would be a shame not to make use of that processing power for even the simplest tasks.

how often do people deal into their friends mangan in friendlies only to hit 1k value hands thereafter while they themselves are stay losing

>>535850837
now show him winning that hand

>>535851161
But why would you want that?

>>535850808
Lies, Aru isn't fucking anyone

>>535851445
i never go for 1k hands in friendlies

I love Aruposters

>>535851618
She's fucking me and I'm retarded.

mahjong clients are so BLOATED, all you need is
>player makes interaction in the client
>server handles everything else
give me a TUI client NOW

>>535851483
Just a baiman unfortunately.

Hello, Aru?

Is your refrigerator running?

Did you update your poker?

>>535852239
Bro's ideal Mahjong client

>>535852465
I'll bee sleeping during maint

I had breakfast this morning

>>535852571
Unicode is bloat but https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mahjong_Tiles_(Unicode_block)

After paying a visit to the /bag/ general I can confidently say only subhumans can enjoy this gookslop

>>535852594
How fast was it running?

>>535852825
But mahjong is chinese?

>>535852825
Pedophiles are good people too

Hope this is enough for the snake.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joseph_Park_Babcock

Joseph, the inventor of mahjongg.

>>535852465
>2118MB
thanks for the reminder

>>535841426
ggs

>>535853101
i know this is enough for snake

>>535841426
gg

>>535841426
Niggas you deserved that for killing my nagashi. Thanks for joining everyone.

>>535841426
Ehh, yet another deal-in slut game. gg, though, Last hand was blatant "I'm goombling" mode.

>>535853446
Based, finally someone understands real mahjong

You need about 80 rolls in order to have a 50/50 chance of getting the snake

>try to be smart and calculating with discards
>get ron'd
>goomble hard and discard spicy dora for stupid hands late game
>win
Strategy isn't fucking real.

>>535853864
5 free rolls are all you will get from me.

boring ahhh thread Im watching the champions league

>>535853864
I'll roll it with one free ticket.

The update already give me four free tablecloth and tile back, enough to satisfy me, I don't need to roll for anything.

>>535856667
These are actually really cool, surprising that they would give these away for "free" when they're better than any of the paid alternatives

I am starting to believe middle ryanmen waits are absolute garbage and you are better off an edge penchan or just a pair tanki

>>535856931
Yostar only starts rolling out freebies and feature updates when Riichi City does it first. It's pretty funny how much they feel threatened by Frank.

But hey, I'm not complaining. Competition is good for the consoomer.

>>535857210
big number good mahjong is a tsumo mans game

>>535856667
Thanks you frank, for making mjs slightly less stingy

>>535856931
There's always a lot of speculation about how companies don't give freebies of digital goods because they compete with the paid digital goods, but I don't think that they do compete, unless they look very similar. I think that the freebies get players more interested in customizing their game. Give the teenagers an ounce of product and they'll be buying from you for years.

Fun fact: sanmenchan waits almost never land

>>535857382
they don't think about frank at all lil bro

>>535857353
almost like they never added anything before RC

Yuzu is a nigger

Yostar had the right idea, flooding with too much shit makes a decoration worthless, a single invincible ichihime or season 1 challenger title has more value than the bajillion titles in Frank's game

>>535857210
Outer ryanmen have like a 70% win rate, inner ryanmen have a 60% win rate

>>535857656
Like free collab characters?

Yuzu-8.png

>>535858175
yes ironically the only time they've given out a free collab character is before RC

I'm gonna queue up for sanma tourney now

>>535858156
Not correct, it's lower than that.
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1FrgX63D9ct7nWZtcrN3q8EH8BXJURYV4eQgaN-1tNjQ/edit#gid=1942793675

>consistently winning in jade
>all my maka score are B

>>535857210
you riichi for tsumo

>>535858626
5 games is not "consistently"

>>535858626
10 games isn't consistently

I will only riichi a 10 tile+ sanmenchan, else I will dama so I can switch to betaori

>>535858626
15 games isnt consistent

>>535858626
20 games isnt consistent

>>535858116
My question is why they had a season 1 challenge and then just never again.

don't go any further please, I can't count that far

>>535858626
I highly doubt that unless you do shit like haipai ori / sashikomi really often

>>535858356
Now that i look closely hibiki is actually really cute, i wouldnt mind a wife like this, we would have an autistic child, who would also be a gamer and play sanma all day as a family.

>>535854239
I've made a huge mistake

>>535859073
Seven

>>535858626
>>535859073
21 games IS consistent. Have to get to 21 like it's blackjack.

reject haram gacha
return to the ocean
return to fisch
we did, you can do it too

>>535859395
>WITNESS MY KUNG-FU

>>535859395
What's the killer whale equivalent of a gacha player?

>>535859426
>lumi got ntr'd out of the main heroine position
Has there ever been a bigger cuckqueen?

Is this the mahjong thread?

>>535860376
Anything but mahjong thread

>>535860376
We don't like mahjong here.

>>535860376
Right place, wrong time.

>>535860814
Isn't there a shogi guy in the chess general?

You like mahjong? Prove it. Name 1 mahjong.

This is why I'll never be good at mahjong, I was spectating a game and didn't even realize 8p is a terrible discard here. I'm too reliant on suji.

>>535861071
Mahjong! Seven pairs!

Think fast, bitch!

>>535861071
Arnold schrwengar daisangen tsuuiisou suuankou tanki

>>535861071
Jackie Chan

>>535861329
Not real

>>535861150
You can't predict shanpons.

But 8p is ura suji to the 7p riichi discard. That should be obvious.
The retard also was forced to wait on the shanpon because he put himself into furiten by discard 9p from 889p.

>>535861254
No u

Mahjong.

>>535861529
6p is ura suji to the 7p discard.

What part of raping Hina Momo is mahjong?

Yeah I'm about to Mahjong real hard

>>535861529
>>535861768
Why is the 6p safer here? Seeing all the 5p and 6p wouldn't deal in unless tanki?

>>535861768
Ura suji is a myth.

>>535862085
Yes and you get 3 safe tiles

>>535862085
All 5p gone, so it can't be 45p.
9p is genbutsu for kami, so it can't be 78p.
You have three 6p, so not only can it only deal into tanki for kami, you get three turns of safety with it.
You could deal into a 78p from shimo, but the early 7p discard makes that unlikely.

>>535862085
He can't have 57 waiting on 6 or 45 waiting on 6 because 5 is dead. He can't have 78 waiting on 6 because he cut 9 making that furiten.

>>535862085
Without extra information, I wouldn't trust 6p either but 5p is all dead, so the only ways you'd deal in with 6p are tankis and 69p ryanmen/nobetans but kamicha has 9p in the discards so if it's 6p tanki he's retarded or he is in furiten.

>>535861150
Suji is what makes this safe though, and kabe
The 5p kabe with the 9p suji makes 6p safer than nakasuji; the only way it deals in is with a 6p tanki

>>535862606
It's only half-suji. Not the same as full suji.

>>535862727
It's practically the same with the 5p kabe
RB1 literally covers this

>>535862727
it's why you combine suji with other things like sotogawa and kabe

>>535862727
It's safer than normal nakasuji because 5p depletion excludes kanchan as well as ryanmen.

>>535862274
It's real
https://pathofhouou.blogspot.com/2020/08/analysis-ura-suji-and-matagi-suji.html

You are making half of these words up, aren't you?

>>535862832
>>535862879
>>535863001
My issue is with terminology, not the conclusion. If it's half-suji, always state clearly it's half even if it "doesn't matter".

Some of you need to read Bakyou Book 1

>>535863112
otokonoko is a valid yaku

I'm updating poko

>>535863112
All words are made up

>>535863164
it's not half suji, it's suji on one side and kabe on the other, please clearly state that even if you're currently doubling down after being called out and it "doesn't matter"

>>535863164
the discussion was about suji as a general defense mechanism as well as talking about the 69p suji specifically
calling it half-suji in this case doesn't make sense when there's a 5p kabe in play

Imayankee

>>535863164
Half suji is implied with the term 9p suji but I see your point otherwise

Suji is suji. You can't say it's only a half.

An idoit admires complexity, a genius admires simplicity.

>>535863816
You can for 456

>in master
>don't know like half the terms

aidayonken my chinpo

>>535863870
>An idoit

>>535863870
I think like a brilliant, myself

>>535863975
i've intuited most of the concepts through brute forcing my way through the ranks, every now and then when i post wwyds someone points out something extremely obvious and i feel like a retard

I don't play ranked at all

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5+10 half blitz w/ tips before maint

Don't forget to roll on the best male banner tomorrow, guys!

>>535865263
It's double blitz..

>>535865317
I already have him bonded and will ruin friendlies tomorrow

>>535860218
account buyers

>>535865317
i've already been spooked by that homo though

>>535865374
it's only double blitz if you play with blitz as your default mode of play, it's half blitz if you play with the normal timer as a default

>>535865827
Blitz is 5+3
We double the 5 to make 10+3
Double blitz

>>535865454
Very good. That'll make two of us

>>535865263
3/4

>>535865374
you are not welcome in my room, please understand

>>535865317
Sure thing.

>>535865263
>>535866165
started, thanks for joining

>>535866165
>you are not welcome in my room

>>535866176
I'm mysteriously getting massive 2004-2005 nostalgia for some reason...

>>535866267
nothing personal

>>535866053
blitz is a reduction from 5+20 to 3+5 if anything 5+10 is some weird sub 25% percentage because most of the vast majority of the time used will be your 5 second turn timer which is the same as non blitz or maybe 166% blitz but in no world is it double blitz

5+10 was the standard before Mahjong Soul

>>535866803
*before pandering to a western audience

>>535866904
i'm sure they changed it to pander to a 1% audience

notto disu shitto agen

My poko is only at 28%

>>535866713
It's a measure of time and the time is doubled. It's really that simple, anon.

Mahjong Soul should be 5+10, there's no excuse when you have tips and training wheels

>>535867163
the time isn't doubled, it goes from 3 to 5

>>535866713
>if anything 5+10 is some weird sub 25% percentage because etc etc etc etc
so call it double blitz for simplicitys sake

>>535867250
Its from 5 to 10!

>>535867257
blitz comes from the german word for 'lightning' implying swiftness and therefore a reduction in thinking time. the game progresses 'at lightning speed'
double blitz implies the game would progress at double the lightning speed, which would in turn mean that turn times are again halved from the 3+5, meaning 1,5+2,5

>>535867229
but i regularly run out of time as is...

Let's beat up Aru.

>>535867510
The double refers to the time, not the speed.

>>535867373
>5 to 3628800
so it's 725760 blitz?

>>535867812
but blitz refers to speed like I just said. you'd have to call it "blitz with double thinking time" instead.

you guys sure argue over the littlest things

>>535867961
>you'd have to call it "blitz with double thinking time" instead.
So lets just shorten it. Perhaps we can call it just "Double Blitz"

Hanners?

>>535868097
then you're again referring to double speed, which isn't the case
the game progresses at half speed compared to normal blitz

double blitz nigger I know who you are

>>535868149
'ate 'em simple as

>>535868218
the camp truly revealed the darkest secrets

I'm playing quad blitz

Why the fuck would you call it double blitz? By that logic normal time is quadruple bitz, which conjures up an image of impossibly fast mahjong. It's only half as blitz-like so just call it half blitz like a normal person.

>>535868193
You need to understand that Blitz is a well understood point that everyone understands as 5 second thinking time. That is the defining factor. Nobody is thinking of speed they are thinking of time. So we double the time, we double blitz it. You are focusing on speed too much to understand the simplicity of this.

>>535868149
luv 'em simple as

you know chess has "blitz" and "rapid"

>>535868539
I don't think you should take your simple mind as a general reference point.

Its double nigger

There is simply no other alternative that exists to describe double blitz other than double blitz itself. Half blitz makes no sense.

>>535868840
>>535868424

>>535866953
good point.
mahjong souls did release the EN server before the JP server though.
CN was first thoughbeit.
I do believe the increased times where used to attract players unfamiliar with riichi mahjong.
which includes the west, but yeah is not limited to it
same with adding anime waifus

5+10s no tips should just be called tenhou mode.

>mfw reading this autism

The only way 'double blitz' makes sense if you're an american who's never heard of the etymology for 'blitz'

>>535868625
I'm on board with using a different term instead of double/half blitz for clarity's sake

>>535868840
what if i raped you

My friends and I want to play riichi for money. What’s a good uma / points exchange rate for cash that keeps things fun? This shugi stuff in parlors seems like extra bullshit

I went out to do a double sprint for my daily run today (I decided to walk instead of running, to double the time spent)

>>535869092
Ok!

>>535869098
parlors play "tenpin" which is 100 yen for every 1000 points

Actually uhhhh double riichi isn't really double
Y-Yeah you get 2 hand instead of 1 but jsut because it increases by double doesnt mean its actually 2 riichis its still just one and ac- uh I gotta go

Working on that, at the double! (I'm taking twice as long as usual)

>>535869685
I say this and do this unironically so you convinced me double blitz is actually correct

>>535869685
Lazy fuck.

How to fix Majsoul ranked
>No tips outside of Bronze room
>5+10s
>140, 70 for yonma throne instead of 120, 60

Double = 2*
Blitz = 5 second time pool

Double blitz = 2*5 second time pool = 10 second time pool

>>535869973
fitting emote

>>535869973
No Aru... they are going to educate you on German etymology instead of applying common sense...

Pinfu nomi is a half yaku

double blitz sounds cooler so it's double blitz

>>535869883
no tips in jade+
5+10 in gold+
let us shitters have fun

>>535870228
but the mode is only half as cool when it's slower

>>535869973
Quadruple blitz = 20 second time pool

For some reason, quadruple blitz is the standard.

I blame Fu Ji for the state of this thread.

>>535863109
It's real, but people talk about it like it's a massive difference. Even in this analysis, where all waits except ryanmen were excluded, the difference is tiny. In one case we can even see an ura suji tile dealing in less often.

>>535870301
Just for that we're forcing you to manually score hands, chombo if you get it wrong

So this is the power of the Strongest Community in the West...

Pinfu? More like sin fu!

>>535870426
Normal is normal time (20 seconds).
Blitz is blitz time (5 seconds).
Double blitz is double blitz time (10 seconds).
I don't want to keep talking about this but it's hard to let everyone else be wrong and not understand why.

>>535870657
>Normal is normal

>>535870657
Nuh-uh

>>535870657
because blitz makes something faster which means double blitz makes something twice as faster

>>535870647
aru-3.png

All actions prompts are always available in silver + and you chombo if you call when you aren't allowed.

>>535870657
you're the one not understanding basics >>535867510
imagine if "blitz" was called "rapid" or "swift", would you call a mode with twice the thinking time "double rapid" or "double swift" - no, because that'd imply double speed from the already fast modes
you simply fail to understand what "blitz" means

More time = less blitz. Ten seconds dilutes the blitz experience by 50%. You're only getting half as much blitz. You're trying to sell me half as much blitz and telling me it's double, I'm not falling for this scam!

>>535870956
>imagine if this thing that isn't true was true
Don't bullshit us anon

Meine Aru ist nicht sehr klug.

I think

>>535871093
i know the concept of analogies might be foreign to you but try to bear with me here

>>535871181
>i know the concept of anal

twin blitz

>>535871093
Imagine if you didn't have breakfast. How would you feel?

>>535871293
Breakfast isn't a real meal, you fell for Big Cereal corpos

>>535871293
I would have double lunch to make up for it.

>>535871293
But I always have breakfast? What a pointless question.

>>535871249
*SMACK*

>>535871045
No one uses their entire timebank so measuring with it doesn't make sense, 5+10 and 5+20 are functionally the same and most people wouldn't even notice if you randomly switched between them so you shouldn't even be calling it half blitz

alright cool? i'm trying to play

Majsoul Friends Room 49832(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=49832

What the heck is going on in this thread? Any Mahjong players here?

>>535871470
Steve...

It's me or 4chan is slow?

>>535871834
It's double blitz

It suddenly started raining, and I'm all wet like an coyote.

>>535871961
If only it double rain'd then you'd be dryer

>>535871791
2/4

>>535871834
working normally for me™

I'm only half brown

>>535872205
Double nigger!

>>535871791
Anon this room won't finish

>>535871961
Shake it off like a dog

>>535872390
It is... le bugged?

>>535872528
no, the maint starts soon

Top 8 answers on the board!
Name something Steve might do to you as punishment if you don’t participate in this thread activity.
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>>535872607
I plan on winning in E1 though

>>535872607
But this man is waiting patiently here with me. I can't just let him down.

>>535872672
mahjong?

Are we going to shiitty on the striity of riichi city?

>>535872672
she would be half cringe (its twice as much)

>>535872672
sex

>>535871791
Started

>>535872723
I'll join. We'll double time it. Double Blitz it or perchance quarter blitz it and get forced out of the game together.
>>535872927
nevermind

I rarely have breakfast

>>535873002
>quarter blitz
You mean quadruple.

>>535872672
dama

AH FUCK I FOGRGOT TO TURN JOSEPH DOWN

>>535873203
damn, are you dating now?

Blitz is a measure of speed so if you double it you actually have less time.

>>535873203
I halved his volume

>>535873338
fitting emote

>>535873346
kek

CHUMO!

What if define Blitz as a negative exponent?

NIGGERS!

>>535873731
Hannah would never say this...

>>535873731
That's hannah?

Humans of African origin.

Why dont you stupid niggers just call 5+10 ‘five plus ten’ and 5+20 ‘standard’

I'm playing half standard or double blitz

blitz is blitz
you can't say it's only half

>>535873986
Because 5+10 should be called Tenhou Time

>>535874202
>Tenhou Time
I say this at every haipai

>>535874260
You can't tenhou on non dealer

>>535871961
>an

>>535874330
he's wishing good luck to the dealer

>>535834543
hat!

Host it.

Trolling is a arts.

Tsumo
Double Tenhou I drew it slower than usual

no tips
Majsoul Friends Room 55740(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=55740

>>535874330
Im dealer E1 and renchan until someone goes negative.

Which is the best way to orient a roll of toilet paper? Over or under?

Ron. Double yakuman, 16000.

>>535874705
Cut the roll in double first

>>535874468
I'm still updating

>>535873986
5+10 is standard though

>>535874535
3/4

>>535870956
You can't arugue with burger education. Just let them play with their ducks and scales and smear mud over their faces.

Burgers are so hilarious
>blitz is a measure of time
kekaroo

>>535875040
We've been playing double standard this whole time...

I once attempted to summon a tenhou through occult methods and it only resulted in incredibly awful luck instead.

>>535875040
I propose the term Time Is Tenhou Standard, or TITS for short.

>>535870956
I remember this discussion. Are we really that bored to rehash the same thing from years back?

>>535875343
it was like 9 months at most

If 3+5 is blitz, what's bullet?

>>535875343
a white hole?

>>535875441
More importantly, if this time where to be double'd, and we currently refer to it as 'blitz', what would be a logical name to give it?

>>535875815
TITS

>>535874535
started

>>535875815
6+10

the germans utilized blitzkrieg in war, meaning an attack that takes twice as long as usual

>>535875993
That would be quadruple blitz.

>>535875993
You're using german etymology again and not our collquial use which refers specifically to the thinking time.

>>535875993
The Germans were fighting on two fronts, so shouldn't it actually be double blitz?

Poko at 92%

>>535876106
>our

>>535876106
why would it refer to thinking time when the thinking time is always explained separately through "3+5", for extra clarity what the thinking time is in a "blitz" round, implying a round of fast paced action
if it was used for the thinking time specifically it would never be displayed separately

you niggers are really still talking about this just clal it double blitz and be done who fucking cares

POTZ BLITZ!

>>535871791
gg

>>535871791
gg i made the worst decisions ever that round

>>535875269
You can't just go ahead and do something like that, you would first have to grasp the fundamentals, what you're doing is like running before you could even walk, of course you would fall.

Its .5x blitz

>>535876374
Words meanings change. Blitz isn't always going to mean what you want it to. In a mahjong general where we go by numbers and not abstracts (like the speed of blitz) we'll us it as a denominator for time. And if we have twice as much time guess what we're calling it?

>>535865263
GGs

So was it nakablitz?

>>535858618
>single wait on honor tile winrate actually increases by a large margin once there's 2 outs
holy kek

>>535871791
gg
Would you ron? Or would you believe?

>>535865263
ggs fun games!

>>535865263
gg

>>535876858
>friendly
Literally why wouldnt you skip ron

>>535876858
If you wanted the yakuman you would have stayed dama, ron

WWYD

If I hear one more G*rman word today...

>>535865263
GGs, thanks for the fun games! Bird flow is crazy and she hasn't even gotten the swimsuit yet

starting to understand the wait an arbitrary amount of turns for flow guys a bit more after this

>>535876858
Ranked? Ron.
Friendly? Skip.

>>535876975
If you want the yakuman you're not changing your hand, so why not riichi and try to scare people off? It's only yakuman if you tsumo.

>>535876734
but nothing indicates that the meaning would've changed, like I just said
if the blitz was synonymous with 3+5 thinking time, there'd be no need for people to specifically mention "3+5 blitz" separately, yet they do it

>>535876979
Blümchensex mit Aru

>>535877086
Depends if you can read the wall and see you need a tile shift to tsumo which requires other people to want to push

>>535876858
ron, if you were meant to get it you would've tsumo'd it before they did

>>535877150
People generally dont say 3+5 blitz they just say blitz. Your point doesnt make sense, anon.

>>535877198
You can't read the wall like that unless you have ESP.

Schweinefleisch ist gut

>>535876978
9p is the standard cut here, if haku was dora indicator you would cut that first.

>>535876978
Draw a tile first or I'll chombo.

Ich liebe meinen Freund

>>535877380
What if it's toitsuba and your toimen is drawing all your suji toitsu

>>535877028
something seems off about this image...
must be the training wheels

L7447 once Majsoul goes down

>>535876858
Anyway yakumans aren't real

what's the difference between overall score and match score?

>finish updating poko
>infinite load to timeout
It's over

>>535877982
match is that hand only

Server down in 10m
Will my game continue or I'll automatically lose?

I am going to sleep now, there better be no extended maintenance
Honk shoo mimimimimi

How the fuck do you play poko? Doing EV calculations... I'm not a computer.

I don't remember it like this

>>535877432
Und Mannfleish auch!
>>535876857
I knew that my retard honor waits were actually big brained!

>>535878181
Poker relies on reads more than mahjong. Online poker doesn't have that so it's just EVmaxxing retards.

>>535878117
Last hope

>>535878181
If you've got a pocket pair or a face card, push
If else, fold

>>535878139
They said maintenance will be double time, so twice as long.

>>535878181
I just fold because niggers here just bet pre-flop

>>535878474
Betting preflop is how you're supposed to play though

Anju is very ugly and punchable

>>535878417
>>535878474
Thanks for the sticks

>>535878591
Okay anon. I happen to have a girl who looks just like Anju in real life, and I was going to send her your way as your free GF, but I'll have to tell her the bad news that you don't want her.

I wouldn't date a jew

>>535876857
once cut honors make for the best chiitoi waits

People here pretending like they know how to play poker, remember the chesskek or gokek? Never seen again after I completely destroyed them.

>>535878839
I'm all in.

>>535878394
Noooo

>poker chase
>this app is not available in your region
i swear to god i already downloaded it months before and now they fucking removed it from my phone???
can we please use another client for poko

I have poker mortalbot ready

>>535878949
Don't worry, it will let you finish your game.

>>535879041
It was always JP only

>All servers will be down for approximately 9.5 hours.
Shit.

Japanese servers will be down for 9.0 thoughbeit

I'm going to become Expert in 3P MAHJONG FURY (modern clients do not need yonma)
https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.playtato.mj3p

>>535874535
gg

>>535874535
gg

>>535874535
gg just in the nick of time.

>>535874535
gg, thanks for the fun game

>>535879548
Expertgods we're finally getting the respect we deserve

Make a poko. I finished downloading.

My poko account is bricked I can't login to the menu

poko koko
621931
https://game.poker-chase.com/play/index.html
image might be outdated but it's all i have saved

>>535880476
bakyou?

>>535880476
ryanpeikou isn't real

>>535880545
stupid bunny

>>535880616
if 7p died this turn it wasn't stupid

>>535880476
holy cringe

>>535880485
wait for me im updating!

>>535880476
Based

>>535880716
he wouldn't post the pic then, dummy

>>535880476
soul

>>535880931
or he would post a cropped pic, like he did here

>>535880485
2/6!
>>535880763
good luck anon, it's a lot to download

>>535880476
Hey this was my image, it was from the four wind tourney. it was K******n and another anon table...

>>535881026
im updating, there in ~15min

>>535878139
It's a half-maintenance, so twice as long.

what the fuck are they doing over there in RC

>>535882516
damn finally something good from RC

Feet go on the floor. Not on your hands.

>>535883017
I have a mouth too

>>535880485
why is the download speed for this game so slow?

>>535883017
2d girlfeet are made for my face

>>535883309
Because they are retarded. It also basically stops downloading if the window isn't active, you have to watch the bar go up.

>>535879060
Thank you, anon
Game isn't over yet

>>535883017
I have no hands so I use the computer with my feet.

>>535883309
it's incredibly retarded
>>535880485
gonna start this first game at xx:45. we're currently at 3/6
if people havent downloaded at that point i will create another lobby after the first game

>>535883570
Free RP

>>535883692
its over

>>535878305
German is a funny language.

Surely the "Strongest Community in the West" can answer this simple question

>>535883765
Game entirely crashes even for me
Unable to reconnect due to maintenance
At least, I didn't end 4th

>>535884119
we did
>>535811659

>>535880485
started this first game with 4/6 for now

Mahjong Soul is down while I was shmupping. I don't feel like booting up Sega MJ or Tenhou. Its over.

>>535884376
Bond burger

>>535884376
Last night your sister haku ton'd me

Poko doko

stop talking about sisters youre making me horny again

I FORGOT TO UPDATE POKO

>>535885654
Older sister?

I'm gonna update SegaMJ

SegaMJ lobby doko

Imprompto movie/anime night doko

I'm at work

What life lessons have you learned throughout the time you played mahjong?

I'll be sure to update that poko for you

>>535886770
It can't be helped

>>535886770
C’est la vie.

>>535884376
The white dragon symbolizes semen and the red dragon symbolizes the blood of first union.
>>535886770
Mahjong is a box of chocolate. Sometimes you get double riichi ipatsu'd

>>535880485
3/6 again for poko!
621931

why tf is maintenance so long

>>535887360
The meidos work very hard to get every last cobweb in the server box.

>>535887360
Do you realise the troubles Yostar has to go through so you can leisurely clack tiles all day?

>>535887360
Small indie company, please andastand.

>>535887360
How long will it be?

>>535887292
interesting one
>>535886903
>>535887270
Yeah, I think one of the biggest lessons you can draw from Mahjong, and like life, is that Japanese saying, "it is what it is".
Like you can make all the right choices, but you know, sometimes things just doesn't happen your way, and you just have to accept it and then move on. It's really hard to be able to do that sometimes.
So Mahjong for me is really about having fun with your friends, look at and enjoying the journey rather than the result.

>>535886770
mahjong is a microcosm of life
a lot of things are out of your control and ultimately up to luck, but you can make sure you play your own hand to your best capabilities

By federal law I'm obliged to notify you that I'm a sex offender.

>>535880485
4/6 for poko!
will start at around xx:30 or if we reach 6 players

I'm a sex defender.

>>535888716
Weird Ichihime

>>535888716
74%

>>535886770
it's better to be lucky than good

Legend of the Galactic Heroes - E097 [720p][x265][10-bit].mkv

>>535889297
>Reaktor release instead of the remux

>>535886770
That I'm always going to be a loser.

snek emotes doko

I'm updating poko but it will be a while...

>>535889669
On the repo.

>>535890025
liar

Why's my Poker Chase timing out? It loaded fine yesterday