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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBjhCpvBtyk

https://www.tekken-official.jp/tekken_news/?p=1529
https://www.tekken-official.jp/tekken_news/?p=1533

>Wavu Wiki
https://wavu.wiki/t/Main_Page

>Glicko2 rating + player search
https://wank.wavu.wiki/about
https://www.ewgf.gg/
https://kekken.com/

>Terminology
https://wavu.wiki/t/Jargon
https://wavu.wiki/t/Notation

>Tekken 8 Character Overviews
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1CG-ZUE6EqqQk7QSfc1feddeS8411f8t38EMFQ1Le9Cc/edit
>Tekken 8 important combos and moves for each character
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/e/2PACX-1vTsgbCJNSTKajMNlJvQleJOl0eTiEcV-PbeU0obDg1lsSqmz0lTtcD2k6NzfTPt7Db9Ua2dz1o_34Sv/pubhtml#

ineedushion

LUKE in TEKKEN 8

>>535940582
THANK YOU

I'm a fucking loser

G B Chloe!

I need her so bad.

Leo is a cute boy.

Tokyo Game Show can't come soon enough

Neither can virtua fighter 6

>>535940973
I would rape all of /tekgen/ to have him

I no longer trust Geoff

>>535940973
Leo is filter image MD5

You can just have him. Nobody likes leo

geoff can't function at his best without kojima

I LOVE LEO

I love filter md5

why is murray so silent?

grinded all night but I finally made it!

you got that from reddit

careful this is the highest rank of any /tekgener/

When's armor kang releasing again. I have to wait until CViper comes slurp fighter and Deadlock fucking sucks

Garyu with Asuka is basically GoD∞

∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞deh∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞

>>535941462
I FILTER MD5

>>535941608
You have the GENE

self
my
exposed

>>535941608
Once you get Mighty Ruler rank you are basically at the level that average Day 2 EVO player.

mighty ruler is pretty hard to get though there's maybe like two in these threads at best

Mighty Masher

im addicted to chinese camgirls lately bros it's so nice that most of them aren't shaved

I'm hard stuck combatant

I'm hard stuck uninstalled

guys buffgoat ended closer to tekken king than tekken god

im a fucking loser cuck

I remember when Mighty Ruler in Japanese arcades used to mean something.

it used to mean japanese players are washed

do you guys ever feel existential dread playing this dogshit game

it's not that deep lil sis

>>535943070
No i'm black

>>535929721
>>535931069
>>535931316

havent played since clive

>>535943169
Can someone take out this trash for me? My hands are full

fahkumram killed the game

>>535943169
shit eating lips right there

>>535943169
UOOOOAHHHH

so hyped to play tekken 9

>>535943070
yes but every game

>>535943519
Bbbbbased

everything… sucks…

>>535942653
name a few?

Sex isn't everything.

Jin bombed millions but somehow kazuya is the bad guy rofl

jin was young and stupid and learned his lesson
he pinky promised that he won't do it again so it's fine

jinny won

Jin said sorry

Uhm according to the official tekken lore jin bombed millions like six months ago

he shoots millions of sperms up lili's womb to repent thoughever

Isn't Lili... You know...?

this general is straight up not salvageable

>>535944856
jin's wife? yes

men? huge fan

aho

>>535944754
Best Lili so far. Would fuck NOW.

I got manlet rage and small dick energy

Tmm got GoD back? Da fugg?

they should bring back deathmatching for ranked but make it so that the loser actually dies irl
I think that would make ranked much more interesting to play

i want to live!

Then die. Free yourself

Funny i posted here twice wrongly and no one cared or noticed i literally posted in the wrong general

You're probably more on topic than the rest of us

I post about my most perverted fantasies here

i blame myself

Sounds like tekken to me

how do i be like jim

Eat a bullet

failure isn't just an option, it's the only option.

>>535941357
You can't filter the homosexuality you feel for Leo's tight boypussy. The feeling of your big manly arms around his soft, slender body. The moment you kiss Leo as you cum deep inside his anus. This will never escape your mind anon. You are a homosexual. You love Leo.

>>535946693
filter md5

>>535946693
sorry straightbros, i'd fold if i found leo in my bed looking like this

>>535946693
Leo is a girl with boobs and vagina

>>535946971
maybe in your tranny fantasies, bitch

>>535946971
leo is honestly a 3/10 if a girl lol
if leo is a guy, i'd marry him

Noah, Punk or MenaRD?

>>535947117
umi

XIVG TRANNIES ARE COMING TO PLAGUE YOUR GAME.
◇ COOM. PLAP. SEX. RAPE.
◇ WE LIKE THIS!
◇ CHEAPER CASH SLOP THAN GUILD WARS 2!
◇ WE RAPE POYO FROM RICHMOND HEIGHTS, OHIO!
¤ YOU'RE DEPRESSED!!!
XIVG TRANNIES ARE COMING TO PLAGUE YOUR GAME.
◇ COOM. PLAP. SEX. RAPE.
◇ WE LIKE THIS!
◇ CHEAPER CASH SLOP THAN GUILD WARS 2!
◇ WE RAPE POYO FROM RICHMOND HEIGHTS, OHIO!
¤ YOU'RE DEPRESSED!!!
XIVG TRANNIES ARE COMING TO PLAGUE YOUR GAME.
◇ COOM. PLAP. SEX. RAPE.
◇ WE LIKE THIS!
◇ CHEAPER CASH SLOP THAN GUILD WARS 2!
◇ WE RAPE POYO FROM RICHMOND HEIGHTS, OHIO!
¤ YOU'RE DEPRESSED!
XIVG TRANNIES ARE COMING TO PLAGUE YOUR GAME.
◇ COOM. PLAP. SEX. RAPE.
◇ WE LIKE THIS!
◇ CHEAPER CASH SLOP THAN GUILD WARS 2!
◇ WE RAPE POYO FROM RICHMOND HEIGHTS, OHIO!
¤ YOU'RE DEPRESSED!!!
XIVG TRANNIES ARE COMING TO PLAGUE YOUR GAME.
◇ COOM. PLAP. SEX. RAPE.
◇ WE LIKE THIS!
◇ CHEAPER CASH SLOP THAN GUILD WARS 2!
◇ WE RAPE POYO FROM RICHMOND HEIGHTS, OHIO!
¤ YOU'RE DEPRESSED!!!

>bugs
gross

Seems like the Law and Paultards are awake

I'm glad tekken is save from xivtrannies

speaking of guild wars 2, are the 2 newest expansions worth grabbing during this sale?

>>535947394
>Law and Paul
Two S tier characters with literally NO counterplay that somehow get downplayed.
They are on the same level as Anna and somehow people pretend they are mid

>Masssively Multiplayer Online gaem
no players

Bad

dead shit game

goated masterpiece game

This game is shit until miguel is back

>Angribird
>Bigbird
Very original

the gods of olympus have abandoned me...

they're brown and not very bright

i dig men

boke

post that picture of that jack lookalike kissing boke

i went south on a sheman

i fucked a shaman

Lok'tar ogar

>>535949447
>>535949305
>>535949116
why haven't you killed yourself yet

the shaman told me some things that changed my life but that was the original plan

/tekdead/

im starting to lose it

fists will fly at this location

Im addicted to generating ai tekken porn its more fun than playing tekken at this point

my futa wife has deprived me of cum again

>>535940302 (OP)
stop posting off topic ltjeet every op

>>535952617
LTG is a Tekken player, therefore it is on-topic

>>535947210
>same asuka spam
>same anna spam
>same Leo spam
>NONE of this spammed

You niggas are faggots
Post MOAR

Wherefore yet do we scribble? Let this parlance succumb, as the passtime itself hath

>>535952290
I miss sf4 so fucking much

>>535940302 (OP)
Another nigga OP, please, this needs to stop now. He is not the face of Tekken.

>>535952873
He is /ourstreamer/

There is a funny voice bit of Reina when she gets hit that sounds like an older Japanese woman vomiting. Uoghhh!
I fucking LOVE hitting Reina. RyonaMAXXXXX.

>>535952765
hes a lolcow post about him on kiwi farm or smth insted literally

You guys realize youre incentivizing LTG nigger to post more threads by commenting about how shitty they are. He gets off on your seething.

>>535952870
same.

Need more Lili pics
Need more Josie pics
Need more Panda pics

Is there another gamescom stream

it's time for sex

>marks of the beast
yucky

It's time for deh

im forgetting how to talk

>>535954549
What does this mean? You want naked lili?

>>535954983
yes I do

>>535954983
No, retard

>>535954983
Yes, genius

f-f-f-f-freestylo

>>535955604
>>535955650

leo's voice is too weird.

leo is too weird.

>>535954331
>CREAMED

i love men

"man"kind

jobless anon here, just landed my first job, my boss is kinda chill :D

>>535957048
my boss looks like this

hey, it's me ur boss

no it's not

I like working for my boss Jin Kazama but having to turn down this chinese girl at the front desk every day gets tiring. I keep telling her that he's not accepting visitors but she just tries to force her way in with that panda of hers.

yes

this is jin's favorite employee

it’s over

will ourguy buff hit TGS today bros?

Didn't mainman hit GoD recently?

he'll fall back to fujin and complain about xiaoyu ayopeeing the whole time

BushinGoat will redeem us from our shitty Tekken skillls with his deranking

dont know who that is

>>535957048
I forgot what her alternative costume looks like in 8. The suit one was goated in 7

I don't think they could've made a more boring character

>>535954331
>>535958973
we need more slut cosplayers in tekken

yeah armor king sucks

he sure will in his BJ stance

amour king

The character was good when she looked like a DOA character now she’s a generic black gurl

>>535958973
they will nerf her tits

>>535958973
not a fan of women

boke, i just died in ur arms tonight
must've been some kind of kiss

>>535958973
third time this image has been posted in this thread.

BOKE THEME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6dOwHzCHfgA

i wish i was lars bros

Robot pussy? No thanks

>>535955829
kek

>>535961285
get a life maybe ? faggot

>>535962663
you look like my future wife

>make a great new character
>it is trash
why exactly does bamco want to kill tekken?

Harada made Jun into rushdown stance 50-50 sloppa

Why did she steal Jin's clothes?

>Kirakira
>MrCroft
Why are waifu players such bland individuals

creative bankruptcy is a general phenomenon and scamco is just another victim of it. Everything sucks and we have to accept it. I plan on ending it all soon.

>>535963339
They traded

im dehhh

its up

>>535962663
that dogshit lighting makes her look plastic.

>>535964074
what kind of glasses are those

Yuyu is streaming Tekken and you, you are here, you are here, and you do nothing. Be ashamed.

>>535964341
wtf is my goat doing here?

So hasn't anyone reported that Joe Crush re-activated his Twitter, said sorry, and now everything is all fine as before? The guts!

imagine getting that yuyu look as a man

litteral who's thinking their life has any meaning to anyone else. lul

THREAD THEME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZqQT5904_U

my mother gave me the rest of a box of chocolates she got. but i think i ate all the "goodies" and only the chocolates with fruit and mint taste (i.e the bad ones) remain.

im taking a late afternoon nap because im bored, good thing is after 12years of neetdom i take intense naps

>>535962663
Looks like a prostitute to me

my face is breaking in eczema from my poor sleeping habits i have to stick to a consistent skincare routine or it will accelerate my aging process, twice a day for a week at least

This is a /Bubsy/ general

truth manlet

Gunni

how do i look like this as a nigga

>>535967940
Reincarnation. Sorry bro.
Captcha: 8x8x8

The Buff Guy is blasting his own voice surrounded by cringe metal guitars straight from the 2000s for 50min before starting his stream for 5 viewers. I love this total absence of self-awareness, it's amazing to behold.

ah. so this was how awful fgg and sfg was during sfv huh. what a shame.

"2,7 k followers
I’m a deep voice having, buff heavy metal singer/guitarist who loves to talk s*** and joke with like minded badasses while we play some games."

10/10 tinder profile. This guy fucks, and he fucks HARD.

>>535969569
>mindbroken by a terrible game
it happens

>>535969569
sf6 is worse than jive though

did they ever fix sf5 teleporting netcode?

Rookang bubsy asim dougfromparisposting is top quality

state of those claws wtf

>>535970075
matcha latte labubu dubai chocolate

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vNM3YbmdhqU get in here
>>535969357
for me it's the "starting as soon as possible as possible", such a small detail but it's 10/10 characterization

TBG needs to stay Tekken Emperor for more entertainment value

who the fuck is tbg

My dick smells of fish

>>535970217
It's amazing. Love the flames in the background behind his very big manly avatar too. It's just too perfect. It's the 90s and the 2000s combined into one.

The Big Guy

>>535969694
Yeah, the quality of the thread literally diving off a cliff right before and after april 1st was something to witness.
>>535969879
No

>>535970582
Everyone moved on to other shit, I s'pose. I did too, now I'm personally back a little to practice, so I like to hop around tekgen while I do, but not for long. The game is in a bad state and everyone realized it was gonna be like that for at least 6 months still until S3 so...
I'm more sad that with each update these fuckers at Bamco purposefully break mods, and modders just don't care anymore. Everything is done for everyone to be depressed. Skins are trash, Tekken shop is trash, modders are not motivated, mods are broken, DLC characters are shit, the battle pass more like the Battle Piss, and the game state is trash, no one believes in Bamco to fix anything anymore. The faith & trust are GONE.

>>535971074
I think the mask in the battle pass was a good addition, the rest i agree was trash

Ayo shut your bitch ass up and gtfo

I just made a nasty on Asuka..

prince of persia up on gamepass let's see how long it takes to drop it

Tokyo Game Show, commonly known as TGS, is a video game trade fair and convention held annually in September in the Makuhari Messe, in Chiba, Japan. It is presented by the Computer Entertainment Supplier's Association and Nikkei Business Publications, Inc.

Street Fighter 6 finally had kino moment.

>>535974317
>dragunov player
>2d waifu player
explain this

i need cammy in my life and i'm not even kidding

>>535972359
games mid im going back to blacksmith master

>>535974462
would you accept her if she farted and shat every day?

What makes modehn tekgen so bad besides a lack of fresh memes

>>535974317
>classic cammy was banned at EWC
lmao

Lucky!

>>535974317
I love punk but boy did he deserve that lmao

for a game structured around braindead mindgames on finish-non finish strings and mid low mixups its crazy how consistent tournament results are. there must be something im missing

im a man

>>535976676
>>535976852
>>535976870
>>535976924
>>535977142
are you sure?

Im about to drink some 5 herbs tea

Would you guys post in a new thread if i made one without LTG op?

LMAO no nigga
You wait like a proper nigga to make new threads, when the current one is at bump limit

no not really

next op:

>>535974317

Woshige's vision.

tekken

super cooma wins evo france

>>535977928
>>535977963
cucked by some secondary, lol, lmao even

>>535976924
not really, it's just that there aren't many people into the scene in the first place, and even knee whom this general sucked the dick of still lost to a complete rando back at evo.

>>535976852
JESUS look at those shiny tits

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZVRK-bSdkjo
it's up

Why can't I ger good at the game anons. What's holding me back

havent played since clive

this is not good for Tekken...

anger, not playing enough, not labbing gimmicks

>>535981948
learn to scam people. become a scumbag

>kane turned 20
this nigga has the most unfortunate hair genes

>>535981948
Tilting is one's worst enemy I think. Learning to not care, learning to learn. Tilting results in not knowing, in the unknown. Learning MUs and key moves of all characters helps in that regard.

Next op should be buffgoat

IQ bro was right

dead shit game

LTG WILL be the next OP

There are about 210k players on this game>>535985697

i did get to GOD SUPREME HAHAHAHAHAAHAH so i wasn't 100% right it is doable even with average intelligence

new deadlock hero released in 1 hour

I exposed myself

thoughts on this meme

>>535987335
prediction: they're going to look like an ugly retard

I think I have a 20% winrate with Lee. Went from high blue to reds and I'm still losing down here
The character is cool but I just can't play him in any aspect. D3 ch b33 pick ups drop 90% of the time, the combos are fucking impossible to do and apparently they are now easy as piss, yet I keep fucking up the stupid string pickups because it feels weird. My slides are obvious and I never CH anyone on purpose, it's just praying that it works
I should to back to Feng and just mash retarded buttons but I like the character, yet I suck

>>535987602
it's either billy or doorman (doorman looks like a faggot)

>>535987260
Show proof or bs. I call bs. With what character???

when's miary zo

>>535988376
How... please, I need advice... What was your biggest thing that made this possible? I know it's just a PNG, but I'm tired of losing... I play Steve.

>>535988376
did you begin your hrt journey?

there should be so much more to life than this

tgirls saved my life

I'm so excited for gladius bros

>>535988536
just play consistently for weeks at a time try not to get too angry, eventually you'll just be sharper than the average inconsistent ranked normie

>>535987661
Then don't fish for CHs so much you dummy. Use hopkick and his df2 more for your launchers. Bam! Suddenly you're not at 20% wr anymore. There are easy combos with Lee, don't try to show off with the b2 loops

>>535988536
He plugs often

did anyone make a Hegelian analysis of Tekken?

>>535987661
If you're Tekken God on your main and fall all the way to reds on ANY character you just have to accept that you're giga carried and stick to one tricking. No fundamentals ass nigga

Mr Plinkett should review Tekken.

nothing makes it okay

pakistan will win evo france
and then win tekken world tour finals
you have been warned

I'd rather just start fapping to every single Xiaoyu I play against instead of trying to fight. There isn't a fucking point to doing anything against this EVASIVE FUCKING WHORE CHARACTER HAHAHAHA EVADE ALL THE MIDS HAAHHAHA
EVADE MY DICK AND CUM

I'm learning to drive as a mentally ill 37 year old man because I had no parents and depressive thoughts haunted me through adulthood

I failed in more ways than a hundred

>>535990407
Why does alisa have a birthday and more importantly DJ is literally jin and his birthday is written

I want to be a pirate like in one piece. imagine freedom in an unknown world full of adventure and mystery
buut no I have to play a stupid video game

>>535991046
>DJ is literally jin
conspiracy theory.

GUYS........

sage garuda...

I'd have an all shemale crew

song name?

black fart making a difficulty deer list

>>535991212
bullshit broken ass characters
also cool lidia custom ngl

i blame myself

the outfit would be better if she had no undershirt desu

>buff oneandoneing
hes lost it

>>535991831
>looks like sf6 character in this pic
>looks hotter

>>535991046
DevilJin may have been birthed AFTER Jin was..how do you know he was always there?

is lidia any fun? she's hot

>>535992346
devil gene is like aids. You get it as soon as you are born

Hwoarang (female)

>>535991831
I love when the skin looks wet

You can tell Harada and co want to make cute female characters but they can't because they're in charge of the only fighter where every player is gay.

Anna Day (everyday)

>>535976924
You're missing sidesteps and sidewalks timed between -4 to +4 beating 80-90% of most character's movelists and creating a whole metagame of its own.

TGS today bros...

>>535992873
yes please

kazuya streamers have 0 female viewership

who send 47?

>>535991212
Lidia is a secret top tier.

you have 0 female viewership

i bet she's top tier in bed too haha

Fucking Bryan nigger kept counter hitting my while running and orbitaling sidestep 4. Buff Claudio, we need sentais over here

>>535995374
post video of the match

>WHAT THE FUCK I DIDN'T MEAN TO SPRINGKICK
>immediately springkicks again

i made this

Mkino won

More like, mammary zo

>>535996440
this new collection of theirs is better than continuing support of mk1 for sure
now if only a certain other company did the same thing

imagine the Tekken Project team split in two, legacy and future (there's no future)

nothing is real

>>535995507
He's so unintentionally funny
Best streamer now that Dustiel is gone
https://streamable.com/1ig27k

It's fucking hilarious how this game is literally the only time he shuts the fuck up

Today i didn't make any new shots with Asuka...

Hey, wait a minute. That doesn't look like tekken!

>>535987661
hello kkokkoma

buffblud back in tk

i can enjaculate anymore, is it a common jin main thing?

>>535997172
Ahahaha

>>535997497
>i can enjaculate
good for you

>>535997172
LMAO
he's such a spring kick addict

asuka never was tekken, yes

>>535997201
Because unlike Shitten it's tight

aight i will stop hatewatching this lil nigglet

>>535997480
is that guy na or eu

some EWC level gameplay going on here bros

LOOK AT THE TIME
LOOK AT IT
HE'S IN THE FUTURE

JDCR now:
>loses in pools

explain

>>535998617
EU cause he's playing against skimma

NA players only play Jack and King

>>535998617
p sure he's NA

>>535998681
is that yoshi guy eu? I thought he was na

its a german gentleman from na

i cant believe i lost to this GARBAGE yoshi
*gets demoted to tekken king*
*makes a video about how he's a tekken god kazuya main*

>that yoshi guy
THAT YOSHI GUY??

THAT'S MOONSAULT SLAYER THE TEKGEN KING

this niggas stream is too good im procrastinating all day

everything sucks

word i wanted to finish a game today but he's funny today

more like moonsault nigger I can't think of anyone who likes him even ironically

We have the worst ecelebs dont we folks

>>535997298
don't worry bruv, I gave her a few all over.

please come back BREACH
I'm so sorry

>>535999874
Are you
>implying
that there are any good ecelebs?

>>536000137
okay but we have the worst still

tekken celebs are good proportionally to how bad they are

>>535999874
they're entertaining at least

>skimma tells him to run it back
>I'LL BEAT HIM IF WE MATCH AGAIN
imagine getting mogged by fucking skimma

please don't come back kebab inspektor

skimma actually plays on the stick of the ps4 controller I'm not joking

How do I beat people with Claudio when they can press buttons on me and be plus but I can't? It feels so unfair

>>536000919
if you get the input then it really doesnt matter what you use

im not well

exposed

unplug the controller bro

plug the uncontroller bro

fuck you everyone else has stances and strings

plug your ass sister

what makes you play this trash

Benis and Booba

stance

I need a bracket reset

...myself

go home murray

i need professional help

...from kkokkoma

I thought it was a good joke

painkillers are fun

Capcom Won

i studied 15 minutes

>>535998696
he beat ulsan at evo and was a drop away at ewc

>>536004172
better than 0

im not making excuses you stupid fucking bitch

buffguy is 100% not a tekken god level player

nah that's worse than 0
either commit to having fun or studying, if you are procrastinating and not doing either properly then you are just wasting time in every way

>>536004873
he is but tekken god level player with kazuzya

I am not successful

you seem to be having a misconception that "tekken god level player" is good at the game in current year

>>536004873
imo he has great matchup knowledge like punishment and ducking strings but he struggles with execution

i stopped trying 12years ago

>"it's not the character it's you"
>"actually it is the character it's not me"
HOLY ZASED

>>536005194
his neutral is actually atrocious, he is proof that you can get somewhere off decent punishment (especially on kazuya) but the moment he starts playing actual TG/TGS he just gets smashed because he has no idea how to play neutral

of all the streamers why are you guys attached to this gay guy?

hes funny
hes delusional and always puts the same "im a big manly man look at my scowl grrr" pic on all his videos
hes like the quintessential mishima retard

>>536006270
what you mean by neutral, he dont use electrics or ff2 enough or what exactly you sayin

>>536006770
That's why he's funny. He's like a walking cliché, and embodiment of metal cringe, gym bro, and all of that, and also of course a Mishimatard above all.

>>536006826
he is super flowcharty, every once in a while he plays against a random GoD and they pick him apart really easily
he presses out of turn very often and gets counterhit a lot. hard ducks all the time to see if he can get a lucky twin pistons.
every single time he wakes up he spring kicks, runs the same df31 into sabaik flowchart time and time again, finishes every single df44 because nobody punishes it at his rank anyway
he also can't break throws at all

dead shit game

Pee on me

>>536007323
Yeah, these are all the signs of a Kazuya that wasn't stress tested against someone that knows how to play neutral & small Tekken, and so he built his foundations on really bad habits.
There are two types of bad Kaz's, the ones that rely on punishment and lucky twin pistons, and the ones that rely on 50/50s.
His movement is stiff too. Rarely you see him provoke a whiff, but that's just general T8 players anyway... I'm just there to lol at the guy, but if he really wanted to improve, he'd have to know that he needs a better neutral game.

Just got humiliated by a Heihachi. He used 1,1 and 1+3 grab, mixed with launchers to punish me ducking
I really gotta practice breaking grabs, him only using 1+3 made me feel so bad lmao

oh and he used the whip. What a quick move

damn

i just wanna feel something

Buff Guy is still mindbroken by that Yoshi main, kek.

>>536009203
Let King grab you, easy fix

>>536008109
a jack just whiffed a whole ass atlas hammer in his fucking face and he didn't punish it lmao, he has no whiff punish game at all

>>536009784
He even has troubles hit confirming 112, kek.

Also I noticed but his df2 timing is not good at all. He's using that randomly hoping to catch something, that's not how you should play the character. As soon as you hit these ranks, if you don't have good timing, you're not gonna improve, ever.

He just said "mashing at -8, can't believe this shit" while he mashes right into Fahk's most obvious string and got countered hit. I'm laughing like a mad man.

Why is there no female win animation in which she sits on the camera?

>hardstuck bushin but I know how to punish the strings buffguy is fucking up
how is this dude in the rank he is...

season1 was better

One played honest fundies character and the other was Fraudhachi

I'm finally Kishin!

that azucena was inspirational

>>536011542
do you think Arslan prayed to Allah before this match or did he lose because he forgot to pray?

that azucena had some fucking temple

>>536013040
allah only has power over evo vegas. smarr indie god please understand.

I fucking hate heihachi. I don't kmow what to do against this character, everything is safe everything is plus on block mids into stance mixup, can't ss because t8 with shit randomly tracking and if you somehow manage to get some rounds he frauds the game away with his retarded install

uninstall

>>536011073
I don't get it either, he also gets away with df2 and df44 a lot of the time, I genuinely think it's a NA tekken thing.

NA tekken is worse and ranked there is easier because the people there have to have three jobs to survive while EU is full of welfare neets with nothing to do all day but play tekken

probably never see such a streak again

>>536014224
He says, as he was abusing the strong Kazuya tools against a clueless Steve, kek.
And now he's in a breaking point on the verge of banning someone that didn't say anything HAHAHA.

See what happens when you don't make excuses?

He's becoming a mystery meat LTG now ahahahaha. Dunking on his chat.

>>536014746
These little sentences are enough to break a grown man with a very deep voice, it's so funny. He gets so tilted and serious about it.

Oh oh...! He's dealing with trolls now!

My mom wants me to hurry up and meet a girl but idk how to tell her im a tekken addicted loser with 0 game

my parents gave up on me long ago

Doesn't being buff require strong mental fortitude and discipline? Why is he so sensitive?

Buff guys are literally buff to mask their insecurity bro they're all depressed losers like us

>>536015402
No that's being in shape popping roids and lifting doesn't take much. The difficult part is the diet.

im pencilnecked

people on reddit saying that EWC is funded by blood money. But can they prove EVO is funded by clean non blood money? where do we draw the line?

Evo is funded by Sony blood money

>>536015402
Nah usually it's the opposite. He's most likely a broken doll individual and the "buff" thing is a façade. Maybe he was abused or bullied in his teenage years. That's why he has so much ego, gets so tilted, because of ego, and why he wants to see that he's so buff and with a deep deep voice. It's just self-importance because he lacks real confidence.

all money is blood money

"You are built to work in security, because insecurity is the reason you're built" - Dom Mazzetti

every big corpo exploits people one way or the other so there are no clean companies in big events like that
EVO is dirty and so is any other event that isn't a ten man weekly in someone's garage
EWC is just the perfect target for slacktivism

one of the things buff complains about the most (brain fog) is textbook roid side effect btw

Can confirm I am in decent shape and I'm extremely insecure. I'm not a deep voice having badass though.

as long as no foreign workers died from the construction of this arena, the saudi's are okay in my book

i have brain fog but i think it's because i come home and game until bed everyday

My dick is a OINGO BOINGO

my brain fog is caused by prescription drugs and neetdom

>>535992873
They shouldn't be fighting they should be hunting for virgins to marry

Is Hwoarang meant to be beaten? What the fuck were they thinking with that new S2 low?

>>536006023
>mashes inbetween
>doesn't ws2
>just tries to rush and gets outbunga'ed
>doesn't condition
>doesn't force the opponent to play his game
Kaz is trash but he really plays like shit most of the time

Buffed Polish PM made Buff Guy RQ. Finally. Mid Tekken King. Road to Bushin! Let's go!

Why Jun is so hard.
I can't complete any fucking combo.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqFK9F91zzc

just press FF and wait till she moves then press the button

>>536020017
Did anyone catch that
He found out you can delete twitch vods too FUCK

Nina and Anna are so sexy but I've never heard any women say steve is hot. Nobody has ever said "i want his five-inch fox fury inside me"

>>536020608
He even deleted the one on Youtube. Guy must've felt ashamed for once.

game ? dead and shit

i want phidx to be my wife's bull
kaz main btw

>dickjab into wr2
a kazuya just hit me with this 6 times in a single set :(

Is he jorkin it?

see yall at EVO

no, i'm doing it for him tho

>>536024050
what game is this

>>536024139
bikini bimbos vs devil gym bros 8

>>536024139
tekkino 8

>>536024294
jin could have had sex with any of these women and didn't

One of them is his mother...

any idea on what to do like in general

if I were you I would get a routine that improved you progressively, mind and body.
I would also try new hobbies, low intensity ones.
Oh and obviously go play SF6 too

Play gotcha force

>fell asleep
>missed buff guy stream
>vod deleted

=.=

Im starting to write a story to level up my mind would you guys like to hear about it

>>536025857
yeah

Go ahead

He's so cool bros...

>>536026078
Fake fan, old render.

Armour king is cooler

>>536011542
Watching Arslan fanboys delete their messages gave me a real good laugh

replace the bread in your diet with eggs.

>>536024050
Asuka, that is not a legal outfit.

replace the sausage in your pants for a bleeding stink hole.

and that's the tale of the christmas cretin

Having two anuses sounds fun

>>536025930
>>536026014
In a northern hold, two brothers train to be knights—one the future lord, the other an adopted commoner. When bandits attack, they awaken the hold’s legendary swords, Zephyr, the Blade of Wind, and its earthbound counterpart, turning the tide of battle—but leaving them shaken by the weight of killing.

Sent to the kingdom’s prestigious military academy, they join a select class of future leaders, many wielding legendary weapons with incredible power—and dangerous drawbacks. Alongside a fiery noblewoman, her timid retainer, the kingdom’s princess, and a mysterious tactician student from the desert, they travel the realm defending holds and uncover a shadowy organization seeking to exploit the legendary weapon users.

War breaks out when rival nations learn of the rising power, forcing the students into deadly combat, political intrigue, and morally gray decisions. The adopted brother survives behind enemy lines at great personal cost, the noble brother becomes a cold, ruthless shadow avenger, and the meek retainer—once timid—emerges as a master of her time-bending sword, balancing skill, strategy, and compassion.

As the war escalates, the class uncovers a devastating truth: their legendary weapons are born from human sacrifice, and their beloved mentor—a god in disguise—has manipulated events to push them to their limits. Loyalties, morality, and the very essence of their humanity are tested as they face the ultimate question: what are they willing to become to protect their world?

Fuck off

>>536027203
didn't read.

hello chatgpt

>>536027336
I just used it to summarize my notes into a 2000 character description

>>536025459
games ass I dropped it. only reason people ever talk about that garbage is because it sat at $300 resale

If goku was in the game he should be super saiyan but turn blue when he enters heat and his heat smash could be a kaioken blue meteor combo

im malnourished and potbellied

Shut up, bob

>>536027203
read that, twice.

new king of the hill was mid.

How am I supposed to make Lili's lows work in T8? So fucking slow.

>>536028937
do some mids? how many characters can infinitely mix you up with lows right from round start

https://youtu.be/U2waT9TxPU0?si=2qHl1JF0edH8jJXB
Theme song of mid rank tekken

yikes ever other fighting game released major content this month except tekken.

I don't play that mid ass genre so I don't care

we got swimsuits this month

Don't care

>>536031367
they were mid...every other game got characters, balance patches, outfits, updates or combination of the aforementioned

please understand. there was a tournament this month

>fahkumram dropped last month but it's bad because other games got characters in august
good grief you retards will bitch about anything

>>536032571
fuckurmom is bad tho

Slim thick, caramel skin, 5'5", this bitch a ten (yeah)
Hair done, bills paid, catch me slidin' in a Benz (vyoom)
I ain't lookin' for no man, I ain't recruitin' no new friends
Louis bag filled with bands, go on, Sexyy, do your dance
Uh, uh (get it, Sexyy), uh, uh (get it, Sexyy)
Uh, uh (get it, Sexyy), uh, uh (get it, Sexyy)

can't stop thinking about how absolutely fucked everything is

>>536033647
especially asuka's ass

When things looked down for Jin he thought about his mom and that worked for him

I'm a fucking loser

>>536034342
ciggy butt brain

>>536034096
Explain T6

Asuka players are fuckin weird. They always stand still and use no movement, it's fascinating

>>536034901
Asuka has maybe the worst backdash in the game and sidestepping will get you blown up because everything tracks in this game and if we run forward you know we're about to press some combination of 1+2 so you'll just throw a keep out move

men? huge fan

why do I have to study to play this game

>I mashed sidestep on -12 and everything tracks me
asukatards everyone

>>536035991
I legitimately dont know how you can say this other than weak bait. Me being a retarded gorilla player doesn't take away from the fact that everything in this game autoaligns if you just mash stings out.

>>536035581
anyway what's up with that? we went from having no dustloop to having two dustloops in a year

i bought cotw don’t know why i just did

Asuka "players" will never have their opinion taken seriously. Should've picked another character

cotw is pretty fun. it's too bad only 3 people play it

>>535940302 (OP)
I'm so glad this dogshit game is dying. I don't play much, pretty casual, and lean more toward 2D fighters but this game is just so trash.

I just got rolled ten games in a row by some Victor with Noctis in his name and I'm just left wondering how Tekken became such a huge piece of shit of a game. Why the fuck are there characters with literal guns, teleports, katanas, bazookas, laser eyes, and other bullshit you have to guess mix-ups out of while they're reaching across the fucking screen when you're stuck with a slower character who has literally no weapons?

Like, I'm playing Lili and it feels like everything I press is just not fast enough to go through his bullshit teleporting guess game loop of bullshit that I'm stuck in, and if I do get space he can fucking shoot at me with a gun. Try to side-step? Get hit anyway by tracking attacks or sweeping attacks, or even still shot by the dumb fucking gun. It feels like it's almost never my turn to play the game, and I just have to guess what stupid bullshit he's going to do next.

This game is shit. Like SF6 might be shitty too but this game is so much shittier it's not even funny.

Idk, I'm having fun with tekken 8 again

>>536037014
Haven't played this game since april.

aint reading that

>>536036678
You defiantly throw out predictable lows and get can-can'd like a scrub. Happens to everyone

>>536035581
the reality people don't want to accept is that if they want to become good "fast" they have to study the game when they aren't playing and do a lot of memorizing.

>>536037014
there is a learning curve where cheese is on until you reach a certain level. 2d games are usually less cheesy, but tekken has a lot of depth if you can get past the cheese

hey guys I just got an arcade stick. is there a glossary or place with resources I can read up on so I can learn the hardware terms without flooding the threads with retarded newfag questions?

Tekken 8 doesn't have depth

Get a load of this vanquisher

>>536038483
...
>>535941608
now shut up retard

impulse buyer blud didn't do his research yo i'm dead

>>536037014
post a replay coward

>>536038829
hey I didnt regret it yet. im just ignorant lol

>>536037953
you plug it to your device of choice and you play

>>536039128
I closed the game before I even made that post and got invited to join a couple friends in another game

I don't really care if you think I'm a coward or bad or whatever else

Yeah I'm not good at the game, but I don't need to be good at it to recognize when it's dumb and shitty, and I'm definitely not alone in that opinion as even a lot of high level players don't like the game

>do that move and hold back for me
no one said that tho.

Fittingly, Asuka players are as retarded as Asuka herself.

uhh, did you guys hear me? I said I'm having fun with tekken again...

vanquisher blud be like I'd be at the ewc if not for tekken 8!

havent played since clive

havent played since miguel

all of asuka's smarts went into her tits

>>536039845
Niggas like you will panic because a japanese 17 year old tomboy runs up to you and punches your feet 4 times in a row then come to tekgen to bitch about how shes top 3 because she has a parry she can hold for 3 seconds and you jabbed at 2.5 seconds

asukacels are getting uppity lmao

>>536039845
Case in point: >>536040549

>>536040364
trve

we watching reddit knight

>>536040717
me vs you

tekken players look at this and think
>finally a balanced fair character

SHUT THE FUCK UP XIAOYUTARD

just duck and launch lil bro

how do i duck a i18 high that isn't even part of a string

i can’t do this anymore

hold down on the d-pad

the only thing I'm good at is failing

i play on keyboard

yall got any more of that good ass tekken?

>>536041872
>>536041626
>>536041504
>>536041438
>>536041320
>>536040971
>>536040938

wake up
leave your hesitation
wake up
time for us to realize

Actually, I'm an Eliminator, I'll have you know.

why dont we go further than tasty steve and we say "you got more of that good ass tekkens"

>>536042649
hey wait a minute, this isn't good ass tekken, this is bad ass tekken

blud said bad ass unironically in 2025

>>536042649
I would've planted my seed

>>536042981
my bad I should've said ass bad

>>536043003
robots don't feel lust

mandem said blud in the ginormus 2025

>>536043267
u just did too doe...

>>536043194
Are you sure?

>>536043360
all 0s and 1s

nah fám the issue is u aint say bad ahh

deh ahh

this general really went to shit

Thanks, I caused it all by myself

murray killed tekgen and your laffing

>>536043841
isn't 2,4 at the wall supposed to end with df2 for greater damage?

>>536043974
It's to set up oki

>>536043841
What was he supposed to do here?

>>536043440
underrated nine inch nails song.

nnns mid

>>536044054
React fast

>>536044556
wtf is nnns

for when pick a champion in sf6 do i pick with mah dick or with what feels rite

>>536044653
Is she single

sekken

cgirls

I need a doctor

>>536024050
need more vids with her anon

ewww

>>536011542
What a baller.

>>536032650
>5'5 this bitch a ten
Sexyyred lacks talent but that's a bar

im fat asf

hello me

I am the only poster

sinking of investing into cryptobluddercy

I haven't had a dime in over a decade so unfortunately investments are not possible

that nigga ulsan gon die

did the saudis stick something up his ass

>>536006023
this guy isn't buff he's fat

>>536052067
No but Murray will

i used to trade corn futures...the guys on my other general roasted me for years when they found out...

I was never a man the doctor's lied

Leo and Harada ass lore

>buffguy deleted the twitch vod too
wtf what happened

probably got caught in 4k without a pump. I'd delete that shit too

I’m a deep voice having, buff heavy metal singer/guitarist who loves to talk s*** and joke with like minded badasses while we play some games.

Didn't perform well today and I feel like buffguy. My frame knowledge and string knowledge are good, my actual gameplan and gameplay are dogshit. Ironically I think I need to duck more confidently more often, like my favorite hard ducking streamer.

https://www.youtube.com/live/LzNqMVXd_pU?si=jiONaaGcE2iBGDq8

UH OH FRAUD BROS

>>536055357
Remember to always say that the opponents character has no counterplay and you can only hard read to counter when they realize you're only ducking and they kill you with mids too

S2 Dragunov fair meme needs to go, pigeon roll wall oki is retarded, shoulder heat dash is retarded, fc low flat out shouldn't exist

why would you block in heat?

>>536056258
Is there any season 2 character that can be called remotely fair?

if you play

>jack-8
>leo
>feng
>fahk
>bears
>victor
>law
>zafina
>fraudio
>azucena
>jun
>king
>lidia
>asuka
>eddy
>alisa
>clive
>lars
and especially
>anna

your rank doesn't mean anything.

>>536056489
>no mishimas
hmmmm

>>536056567
fagheart69 got every character to GoD and found the easiest mishimas to be Jin and Reina which he rated at 7/10

buff please restore the vod i wanna know what happened against that Lidia

>>536055830
Wtf I took forever to rank up Reina compared to Heihachi wtf is he smoking

https://youtu.be/rdd0TEbkT8o?t=18

tekgen... i cry everytime

>>536056470
Nobody pretends like they're fair though. Niggas actually call dorag bottom 5

more buffkino in order tomorrow

This is worst than the t8 deluxe edition...

>>536058019
doesn't stream on wednesdays casual

>>536058027
already pre-ordered on GOG, thobeit. premium edition too.

>>536058090
tomorrow thursday though!

if tekken was published by paradox they'd probably try to sell a stage for $5 that isn't covered by the season pass and also not included in the ultimate edition of the game hahaha
...
wait a minute

>>536056489
My main is honest.... Good


>>536058027
Having played the original it's safe to say that 2 is gonna mog it. This is like dishonored 2 to 1, 2 is technically superior and more fun but boomers roll complain about muh soul

>>536058027
i thought this shit got canceled

>>536058090
yesterday's stream was the one he usually speedruns or some shit, today will be ranked kino. i'm predicting 2 hour intro with a rant about how broken every character is into some quick matches into finally some ranked. high chance of a "everybody is so mean :(" rant too

>>536058027
>you need to buy the premium edition to play as the most popular clan in the TTRPG and original game

lol

soull3ss ue5 slop inbound

can someone give me the cliffnotes on buffguy?

why does anyone care about a roiding tekken emp kaz?

He's ourguy
Also he's only Emperor because he nerfs himself playing the hardest character in the game, on anybody else he'd be GoD2 easily.

eat vegetables bros... my asshole is bleeding don't be like me. I fucking hate hemorrhoids

>>536059467
Think TMM without any execution or self awareness, along with an ego entirely based entirely on playing a hard character

>tekken emp Kaz
uh.....

>>536059784
so just TMM with no execution?

he should play heihachi

>>536060067
Honestly Mailman has mellowed out a bit in T8. This guy's also way worse at the game

>>536060104
his heihachi is a riot. legitimately plays him as a full crouch mixup character lmao

but heihachi is a full crouch mixup character

Riri qcf3 should be safe. Nina qcf2 is the exact same move AND a heat engager and safe.

aight i will post this because i have no life

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MD-caXVRXyA

>>536056489
Baaed

I'm a failure

I'm sorry but skimma is way more important to our community than this roided mish*ma player

watch the end

>>536061110
>>536061207
They fought today, I missed it and buffgod deleted the vod...

who vs who?

>>535955105
>>535955650
>>535955604

shut up bitch

Said the guy whose entire existence boils down to censoring nipples

buffblud saving tekgen from death woah

I exposed myself and I did a gary busey I don't deserve to live I can't even live with myself im a loser

garey bubsy

>cant find games in quickmatch
>dont wanna risk my rank

it is no coincidence that murray was promoted to director position in tekken 6 and that's exactly when the series started adding retarded anime shit like Lars and Alisa and why we are dealing with all this garbage now

Tag2 is the best in the series though

Nice try shadow murrat aka nakatsu

rank is meaningless tho

Osserva

>>536063306
You keep all proof of hitting it. Hate to risk my progress to the next rank thougheverbeit, especially with promotion bonus only kicking in once

I cant play Dragunov because he relies on timing and mixups which are intangibles that have nothing to do with game knowledge. I can only play mashy waifus

*df3,1 into punch parries u*

my 700 games kazuya is about 10% better than my 0 games played dragunov with 1 1 b1,2 T! 1 b1,2 combo

hey, retards that still play this game. Can you stop playing fahk? Harada is going to see the retarded stats redditors post and think he's popular. I don't want this fucker in tekken 9. Please pick a different character. thanks.

but i'm only playing jin

Don't ask what Tekken can do for you, ask what you can do for Tekken

I can stop playing

i am playing my near bushin kasuya at 5am im gonna go to sleep whats wrong with me brain folxs

^ cringe

Why is Tekken so gay

a wish upon the stars

>>536067413
More like 2009

>>536067413
I was 9 years old then
>>536067590
I was 5 years old then

I'd rather play SF6 than sink with this franchise

hop on 'lock lil bros

>I'd rather play SF6
/sfg/ is so fucking bored they're talking about guro art

>>536067413
or he could be just good enough at tekken to have a salaried sponsor

Next OP picture

ineeduboke

Next OP picture

THREAD THEME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hx5ZlTyzU-k

REAL THREAD THEME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=owMxsEw8vsI

Can't wait for another LTG thread, bros!

Unfortunately I will be asleep for next thread but whoever can be my emissary please choose this >>535978163 if you want or identify with it

>>536069078
Nah it's already been decided
ANOTHER LTG THREAD INCOMING LADIES AND LADS

next OP should be buff

No LTG please... Stop with the nigga
Buff Guy next

LTG is buff, yes

*springkicks*

>>535978163
I thought the second guy was hitler in the thumbnail

OSSERVA!
*spreads*

I can't wait for these artists to lose their jobs to AI

I can't wait for hrt to become cheaper

Can't wait for the tech bubble to burst and economy to collapse

>>536070123
nothing's gonna happen blud

yeah but wouldn't it be funny if something finally happened

nothing ever happens

wake up Neo.

>>536069795
any time now
aaany time now...

>kazuya is super skilled character for geniuses and only the best of the best can reach high ranks with him
>kazuyas in kekken king:
https://x.com/kunii_tv/status/1958314504690847918

why do kazuyas mash after their demon paw you're -9 nigga

>>536069795
People say this but look at how little AI Tekken porn we get. It's just not good enough yet..

what does -9 mean

It means you're in a cutscene for the remainder of the round

>>536069775
CHLOE HAS A BIIIIIG HUUUUUGE SECRET HARADA SAID

>>536070460
I've actually lost like this before

it means you're a bitch

demon paw on block into heat burst is the kazuya classic

Jin's mom...

why does jin have two moms?

i like tekken

i like tekken men

>>536071058
Yes
>>536071542
Also yes.

new

>>536072230
>>536072230
>>536072230

>>536072235
b-b-b-based

>>536072347
Nigger

posting for 750