/dlg/ - Deadlock General
First in the Door Edition
>Latest patch:
https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/1422450/view/669466707009471267
>Steam Page:
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1422450/
>Where to leave feedback and report bugs:
https://forums.playdeadlock.com/
>How do I git in?
Post your Steam profile and ask. You need to accept a friend request to be invited, so don't be autistic.
>How do I git gud?
Do the tutorial, get a feel for each hero in sandbox mode, explore public item builds, watch replays. Playing a Hero for the first time will put you into a lower rank game*, so don't worry about it too much.
Additional Resources:
>Unofficial Wiki
https://deadlocked.wiki/
https://liquipedia.net/deadlock/
>New Player Guide
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1lMBE7Nli_sVJ42d-kPHjF3MBaXZdIM46gNJQC_fMGMU/edit
>Advanced Movement Guide
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1yfPHJsMrKcg_8wqa95qu0sOFxRdzKLF_eUWOZX7RLHc
>Unofficial Stat Tracker
https://statlocker.gg/
Threadlocked:
>>535910613
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 7:40:46 PM
No.535977726
I want Maurice to sit on my face.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 7:41:18 PM
No.535977792
>>536013261
>>535977606 (OP)
I like Vyper she's fun
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 7:41:23 PM
No.535977805
femdom sex with Mina
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 7:41:53 PM
No.535977858
paradox thighjob
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 7:41:59 PM
No.535977871
I keep losing, sisters
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 7:43:58 PM
No.535978101
sometimes I miss techies calico
After this is all over what do you think they'll do with the ballot box table? You think they'll add a closet in the hide out to look at your skins?
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 7:44:27 PM
No.535978165
jamming my dick into vindicta's ectoplasmic feet
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 7:44:53 PM
No.535978226
>>535978118
I think they'll add a interactive sex table where you can have sex with your deadlock waifu
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 7:44:56 PM
No.535978231
>>535978118
I hope they let us vote on concepts until the beta opens
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 7:45:16 PM
No.535978272
>>535978118
probably keep it around for the next hero batch, the staggered release has been great for generating discussion. on release, yea maybe like a skins closet or something
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 7:46:09 PM
No.535978378
>>535997437
I need Geist to choke me and stroke me
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 7:46:15 PM
No.535978393
IT'S DOORMAN DAY
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 7:48:34 PM
No.535978672
>>535978916
you guys are all gonna call doorman bullshit that should be removed the second he ults you in a fight and you lose because of it
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 7:48:39 PM
No.535978682
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 7:50:34 PM
No.535978909
Which (female) Deadlocker would tickle my prostate during a blowjob?
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 7:50:37 PM
No.535978916
>>535978672
Good, bebop can finally get a break from being hated despite being weak as shit
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 7:50:59 PM
No.535978964
>>535979973
doorchads ww@
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 7:51:56 PM
No.535979065
Stop lusting after deadlocks
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 7:52:53 PM
No.535979186
>>535979603
I'm actually surprised at how non-frustrating Mina feels to play against. Maybe they're learning.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 7:53:41 PM
No.535979276
>>535979674
I votes for billy 14 times
it was me
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 7:54:40 PM
No.535979404
>>535980156
gun or spirit geist?
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 7:56:12 PM
No.535979603
>>535979186
She's annoying in lane but after that is nothingburger, like Mirage
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 7:56:52 PM
No.535979674
>>535979276
Based.
Doorman is winning though
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 7:59:40 PM
No.535979973
>>535980328
>>535978964
Imagine the seethe if this shit isn't unlocking heroes permanently but works like a weekly change to which one hero out of a bunch you can play
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 7:59:40 PM
No.535979976
>>535980135
drifter bros I feel like our chances are drifting away
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 8:00:10 PM
No.535980029
why is sinclair still in the game
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 8:01:10 PM
No.535980135
>>535979976
Victor bros aren't exactly victorious either
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 8:01:21 PM
No.535980156
>>535979404
Spirit it seems.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 8:02:50 PM
No.535980328
>>535979973
it doesn't do that though, this is valve not riot
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 8:04:28 PM
No.535980504
>28 votes for Victor here
Who's more?
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 8:04:56 PM
No.535980548
>>535980652
>Twitter feed suddenly shows me this
Theyre spying on me...
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 8:05:38 PM
No.535980628
Some days I like talking about the game more than playing it.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 8:05:56 PM
No.535980652
>>535980708
>>535980548
Why are you a literal furfag?
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 8:05:59 PM
No.535980660
Pagie be like:
>Doorman
friendzone
>Victor
daddy's little slut
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 8:06:26 PM
No.535980708
>>535980652
Because they're cuter than you are.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 8:06:40 PM
No.535980727
Behead all billy voters.
So wait what date will the last hero be added (likely victor)?
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 8:07:15 PM
No.535980785
>>535978118
Ivy is so pretty
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 8:08:37 PM
No.535980937
>>535981226
>>535986915
The black woman of Valve unoriginality.
These are TWO different characters.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 8:08:52 PM
No.535980953
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 8:08:58 PM
No.535980968
>>535980774
A week from friday, the 29th. We get one today, one this firday, one next monday, one next wednesday and the final one next friday.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 8:09:51 PM
No.535981048
>>535980774
six heroes
two days per hero
as of today two will be out
so august 28th
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 8:11:20 PM
No.535981226
>>535981909
>>535986915
>>535980937
No one cares about niggers, stop posting this.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 8:11:43 PM
No.535981276
Countrspell is the best item. Imgaine being able to avoid ultimates only for 3200.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 8:11:46 PM
No.535981287
>>535981453
thinking it'll be doorman - bookworm - billy - drifter - victor
billy might go before bookworm but I am counting on the power of coomers
How come Haze gets to do 1000 damage per milisecond and never get nerfed?
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 8:13:01 PM
No.535981421
>>535981308
Because she's the easiest hero to counter in the game.
>>535981287
Why the fuck no one likes Victor?
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 8:14:45 PM
No.535981624
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 8:15:53 PM
No.535981761
>>535981453
I thought his leaked kit was the most boring shit I've ever seen.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 8:15:55 PM
No.535981762
>>535981308
There's like 6 different items spread across every cost tier that you can buy to counter her. Learn to build better.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 8:16:10 PM
No.535981789
>>535981453
as far as we know he's just frankenstein's monster
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 8:16:25 PM
No.535981816
>>535982092
>>535981453
>no coomer appeal like boho
>no outrage farm like goat
>no interesting characteristics like doorman
>not as edgy as drifter
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 8:16:42 PM
No.535981851
>>535981453
boring design for a frankenstein monster, is also a boring skeleton king clone
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 8:16:44 PM
No.535981857
>>535977606 (OP)
>vindicta says good boy
thank you yoshi
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 8:17:10 PM
No.535981909
>>535985179
>>535981226
Why are they in the game if nobody cares about them?
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 8:18:39 PM
No.535982092
>>535982195
>>535983549
>>535981816
>no coomer appeal
>https://youtu.be/l4m_ypC1Ok8
I think the w#men and gays will get him there
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 8:19:22 PM
No.535982175
>>535984224
I think they added some new Geist voice lines too
>kill Kelvin
>"REALLY? YOU'RE WORKING WITH THEM? AFTER EVERYTHING I'VE DONE FOR YOU?"
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 8:19:32 PM
No.535982195
>>535982342
>>535982092
yeah get him in last place
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 8:20:41 PM
No.535982342
>>535982195
well yeah of course
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 8:31:11 PM
No.535983549
>>535982092
Ah yes the 2% of the playerbase
Am I the only straight man who likes Victor? I read Frankenstein as a kid and really liked it. I also loved Corpse Bride. Maybe I just like corpse characters
Also his ult looks fun as hell
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 8:37:17 PM
No.535984224
>>535982175
I like how McGinnis calls him Kevin
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 8:38:12 PM
No.535984312
>>535984049
yea, but mostly because I play tanks and like skeleton king
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 8:39:42 PM
No.535984494
>>535984049
I really dig Victor's kit and vibes he gets extra points for being a bruiser
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 8:40:38 PM
No.535984617
>>535981453
he is a tank that dies
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 8:41:10 PM
No.535984669
>>535985000
so, drifter kit:
1 - melee stance change
2 - skillshot dagger with blink
3 - the hunger passive
4 - ult that may or may not obscure their vision but give him big 1v1 bonuses kinda like hunter's aura
just assuming from voice lines
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 8:44:05 PM
No.535985000
>>535985113
>>535984669
>melee stance change
that would be lame. I was hoping they were saving that for a werewolf hero (female). Like they have a gun while human but they can become a full melee character
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 8:45:19 PM
No.535985113
>>535985196
>>535985000
so lame because you don't like the ability or lame because you're a coomer?
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 8:45:51 PM
No.535985169
>>535985326
>>535984049
Whatβs his Ult?
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 8:46:01 PM
No.535985179
>>535986564
>>535981909
Diversity quota.
>>535985113
neither? I want a werewolf character and I can't imagine one being ranged
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 8:47:22 PM
No.535985324
>>535986078
>>535985196
Drifter should be a werewolf
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 8:47:23 PM
No.535985326
>>535985169
It's like a self centered explosion and then revive I believe?
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 8:49:37 PM
No.535985603
>>535986265
>>535985196
>giant, hot, nude, female werewolf
Yes please!
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 8:53:21 PM
No.535986078
>>535985324
He's a werepire
furries are the death of art and creativity
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 8:55:09 PM
No.535986265
>>535986531
>>535990850
>>535985603
What would her abilities be? Would each firm have its own set of abilities?
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 8:57:24 PM
No.535986531
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 8:57:39 PM
No.535986564
>>535985179
Why's there a diversity quota if nobody cares about them?
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 8:58:30 PM
No.535986673
>>535987090
>>535987395
>>535986210
Did Billy win?
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 9:00:23 PM
No.535986915
>>535981226
I care about niggers, keep doing that
>>535980937
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 9:01:21 PM
No.535987025
>>535986210
Furry art is usually more diverse, I'm a fan
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 9:01:54 PM
No.535987090
>>535986673
doorman will because he's soooo cool and mysterious yet nobody who voted for him will play him for more than 5 minutes because he's a support that requires a brain
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 9:08:48 PM
No.535987969
>>535988078
Erm what if Yoshi replaced candle troopers, with kawaii anime girls, with candles on top of their heads (like a silly hat XD) would that be cool or what?
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 9:08:48 PM
No.535987973
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 9:09:40 PM
No.535988078
>>535987969
wouldn't make shooting them more interesting
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 9:10:19 PM
No.535988152
>>535987395
I won't, sounds boring
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 9:10:58 PM
No.535988253
>>535988987
wheres all the oc from a year ago and why isnt there a collection of it in the op
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 9:16:40 PM
No.535988987
>>535988253
what, did you not save every single piece of art posted here?
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 9:16:59 PM
No.535989020
>>535989232
>>535986210
I dunno.
When I see games with only human or monster girl chicks they all kind of tend to
look the same
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 9:17:36 PM
No.535989094
>>535986210
This is bait, right?
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 9:18:40 PM
No.535989232
>>535989020
Surely you jest.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 9:21:51 PM
No.535989638
>>535989735
WHERE IS TRHE HERORO
WATCH YOSHIU AS HE POSTS
>>535987395
I wanna play as a support that apples powerful barriers from a safe distance. Does he do that?
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 9:22:45 PM
No.535989735
>>535989638
still 1 hr 18 min
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 9:24:16 PM
No.535989940
>>535990507
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 9:26:25 PM
No.535990213
>>535989724
>I dont wanna play
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 9:28:12 PM
No.535990441
i want a hero that merges with the other players and buffs them so I don't have to play and shit HIRE ME YOSHI
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 9:28:32 PM
No.535990484
>>535992889
Honestly really like the new touch ups to the map. York looks so fresh. And I really love how Sapphire Hand's walker areas look.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 9:28:47 PM
No.535990507
>>535989940
Can they move her to kit to a less cringe character?
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 9:29:26 PM
No.535990596
>>535985196
>werewolf with a gun that shoots silver bullets
Could be kino
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 9:29:33 PM
No.535990616
>>535991370
did they brighten up the map a little bit from monday, or am I just used to it now?
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 9:30:57 PM
No.535990805
>>535987395
I will run refresher and send people to my rape dungeon over and over again
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 9:31:13 PM
No.535990843
>>535990896
>>535986210
Based. Look at the furries seething
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 9:31:16 PM
No.535990850
>>535986265
All of them in human form would be vaguely sexual and ranged.
All of them in wolf form would be overtly rape themed and melee.
Ult transforms.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 9:31:32 PM
No.535990885
I liked Geists old gun model
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 9:31:39 PM
No.535990896
>>535991169
>>535991636
>>535990843
>I annoy people so I win
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 9:32:13 PM
No.535990952
Does love bite not actually increase the max amount of bats you can spawn? At the very least the number on the tooltip isn't updating
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 9:33:49 PM
No.535991169
>>535991253
>>535997697
>>535990896
there was a time when furries were a super niche community who kept to themselves. none of this zoomer coom spam.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 9:34:07 PM
No.535991201
>>535989724
Uninstall and play lol
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 9:34:32 PM
No.535991253
>>535991383
>>535991169
So whats your excuse for not keeping your shit to yourself
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 9:35:30 PM
No.535991370
>>535991535
>>535990616
THAT'S WHAT I SAID!!!
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 9:35:30 PM
No.535991371
>>535991813
>>535986210
This, even their own data proves it.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 9:35:38 PM
No.535991383
>>535991551
>>535991253
you spill your fetish out into every space, every little nook and crevice. you use your fetish as your personality
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 9:36:48 PM
No.535991535
>>535991705
>>535991370
WELL WHICH IS IT
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 9:36:56 PM
No.535991551
>>535992280
>>535991383
Golly. I'll keep that in mind for the next 300000 Paradox/Mina/Vindicta/uglygargoylething/Geist self-erp posts you make.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 9:37:35 PM
No.535991636
>>535991714
>>535992242
>>535990896
MLPfags and animufags got their containment chamber, time for animal fuckers to get theirs. So take your own advice and stop annoying people with your niche fetish.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 9:38:03 PM
No.535991702
>>535989724
go play overwatch
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 9:38:04 PM
No.535991705
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 9:38:08 PM
No.535991714
>>535992090
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 9:38:58 PM
No.535991813
>>535991371
What am I looking at
What am I supposed to be angry about here
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 9:39:04 PM
No.535991827
>>535991935
>Play spirit Ivy
>Takes so long to come online and just gets hard countered by a 3k armor item
>Play gun Ivy
>Literally just get raped by Infernus/Wraith no matter how far along you are in your build because her damage growth sucks dick
>Play support Ivy
>Start winning games again
eric, simply eric
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 9:40:02 PM
No.535991935
>>535992041
>>535991827
>play her how she was intended to be played
>win
Wooow
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 9:40:48 PM
No.535992041
>>535991935
There's autists in this thread that take strokes if you mention playing support.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 9:41:07 PM
No.535992090
>>535992189
>>535991714
Or else you will continue getting bullied by noname mcanons in this and every other thread. Posting here means you'd like your (literally) dogshit sexual fantasies to be normalized, this isn't going to happen.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 9:41:51 PM
No.535992189
>>535992090
>or else I'll bully you!
Ooh, scary. Gimme your best shot. Get me to leave.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 9:42:16 PM
No.535992242
>>535991636
anon we've had /trash/ for years
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 9:42:54 PM
No.535992319
>play spirit bebop
>requires you to build bombs constantly from minute one or you do no damage but also you still do know damage if they buy even one counter item
>playing gun bebop
>literally lose every 1v1 against any other gun hero even if you're on a soul lead because your gun does shit damage and your hitbox is massive
>play hook bebop
>they nerf hook
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 9:43:15 PM
No.535992360
>>535992280
I dont recall pretending to not be into furshit so Im not sure what relevance your reddit comic is supposed to have.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 9:44:35 PM
No.535992531
>>535993190
>>535989724
just play kelvin or dynamo nigga
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 9:44:35 PM
No.535992532
>>535992602
>>535992280
thats a one weird skull
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 9:45:15 PM
No.535992602
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 9:46:16 PM
No.535992726
1 hour left before doorman saves deadlock
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 9:46:46 PM
No.535992778
>>535993054
doorman should have been a female otter fire yoshi
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 9:47:48 PM
No.535992889
>>535990484
mid lane needs work
the sconces/braziers they have on the bridge columns are climbable, but it's easy to bounce off of them
otherwise, i agree, look and feel has drastically improved, ignoring some gameplay issues
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 9:49:07 PM
No.535993054
>>535994723
>>535992778
>character is the embodiment of pure evil
They would never make such a character a nigger or a female. It has to be a white male.
alright
post em fuckers, you got at most 2.5 games left
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 9:50:21 PM
No.535993190
>>535995480
>>535992531
Kelvins more about weakening enemies than strengthening allies.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 9:51:24 PM
No.535993313
>>535993163
I played 3 games and it went to the book slut.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 9:53:50 PM
No.535993643
>>535993840
>>535994871
>*smacks lips* dey got da rejuv
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 9:55:05 PM
No.535993807
>>535994421
>>535992280
this might be the worst comic ever made
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 9:55:17 PM
No.535993826
>>535994164
>>535993163
I played one game this week, and used my vote on Victor.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 9:55:23 PM
No.535993840
>>535994426
>>535993643
>this is fer you, henk
cowboy henk is canon in deadlock universe?
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 9:56:19 PM
No.535993969
rare
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 9:56:36 PM
No.535994000
>take half a year break from thread
>come back and bebopniggers still crying about the character
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 9:57:48 PM
No.535994157
>4 votes to Billy
>4 votes to Doorman
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 9:57:51 PM
No.535994164
>>535993826
this but paige
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 9:58:15 PM
No.535994216
>>535993163
rookie numbers
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 9:59:52 PM
No.535994421
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 9:59:55 PM
No.535994426
>>535994674
>>535993840
Honestly I would love a TinTin/Henk character. Some kind of homage to those mid/early 20th century European comics. Feel like they'd fit right into deadlock
With how Paige, Mina, Victor, Billy and Doorman sound, I'm just a little tired of modern American accents for these characters
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 9:59:57 PM
No.535994428
>>535994562
I hate the character
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 10:00:35 PM
No.535994504
>>535994545
I hope they actually release the tally of votes for each round
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 10:01:00 PM
No.535994545
>>535994504
can't, it would hurt victor's feelings
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 10:01:08 PM
No.535994562
>>535994428
take it back right fucking now
Why the fuck are people voting for Billy?
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 10:02:03 PM
No.535994674
>>535994426
Paige with the Brooklyn accent was pure sovl, but they went with a Genshin Impact voice.
And I think that is literally true, as Paige is voice by Furina's VA.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 10:02:07 PM
No.535994685
>>535994605
They are literal faggots
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 10:02:24 PM
No.535994723
>>535993054
He isn't some kind of absolute evil, he's a bastard for sure, but he seems to torment people for his own amusement
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 10:03:31 PM
No.535994869
>>535994605
he's ragebait: the character and I find it funny that he makes faggots made irl too
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 10:03:33 PM
No.535994871
>>535995531
>>535993643
this look was way better than the new flame-hair
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 10:03:57 PM
No.535994939
>>535995137
>>535994605
bc he breaks the fourth wall like DEADPOOL!!!!
maybe they like his kit idk did it leak? I havenβt seen any leaks except for vampirebratβs a month ago
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 10:04:14 PM
No.535994971
>>535995826
>>535994605
pedos/fags/furries/redditors/all of the above
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 10:05:03 PM
No.535995071
>>535994605
cause hes cool and has a bat?
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 10:05:36 PM
No.535995137
>>535995335
>>535994939
the only leak is that he's melee focused so the smoothbrains are all over it
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 10:05:49 PM
No.535995161
>>535994605
Well, sorry for wanting intense CQC gameplay with movement buffs and being able to push enemies around, I guess
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 10:06:13 PM
No.535995227
HERO ANNOUNCED
HOLY SHIT IT'S VICTOR
IT WAS A VICTOR SWEEP
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 10:07:04 PM
No.535995335
>>535995137
he has the old melee charge baked into his passive, i need
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 10:08:15 PM
No.535995480
>>535993190
if he wants to play as a barrier dispenser then he can just play any support and buy barriers
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 10:08:32 PM
No.535995516
>>536021154
Someone needs to edit this to be victor
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 10:08:39 PM
No.535995531
>>535996291
>>535994871
yeah, his new portrait is way too serious for him, and maybe the fire hair could burst out when using skills or something instead of being there the whole time
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 10:09:47 PM
No.535995654
>>535996532
this game's art style is too good
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 10:11:10 PM
No.535995826
>>535994971
The entire 4chan voting for Billy is crazy
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 10:11:22 PM
No.535995852
Gonna try to get in 1 more game so I can cast 1 more vote for the big-titty librarian girl
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 10:12:55 PM
No.535996015
Doorman sweeps!
if it's not doorman it was rigged
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 10:15:05 PM
No.535996290
>>535996475
>>535996683
>>535996115
You don't have to actually play the game to vote on the Discord troon poll.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 10:15:06 PM
No.535996291
>>535995531
James Woods would've been a 10/10 choice for The Doorman's voice actor.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 10:15:12 PM
No.535996304
>>535981453
honestly he's not even bad it's just that the rest are way better
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 10:15:16 PM
No.535996312
>>535996461
Billyxisters we are a laughingstock...
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 10:16:08 PM
No.535996414
Billy is pure reddit
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 10:16:27 PM
No.535996461
>>536002537
>>535996312
Trvst the plan
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 10:16:31 PM
No.535996471
>>535996683
>>535996115
you know there's like 20k active players right
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 10:16:32 PM
No.535996475
>>535996994
>>535996290
why are you so obsessed with trannies?
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 10:16:58 PM
No.535996532
>>535995654
it's getting there, you can definitely see the hellboy influence clearly now, specially in the character select screen. And even if it is soft plagiarism, at least they're not copying fortnite
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 10:17:43 PM
No.535996645
>>535996808
>drifter
>badass deep southern cajun accent
>has history with shiv that all but confirms that they have a history where they were once allies, are both werewolves, and shiv joined the baxter society despite being a monster himself based on voicelines[/spoilers]
i hope he wins but paige still gets all my votes because she's my wife
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 10:18:02 PM
No.535996683
>>535996961
>>535997052
>>535996471
>>535996290
ITT: Anons don't understand how polling works
>>535996645
drifter is a vampire Yoshi confirmed it
>>535996115
this makes me wonder how many people would've actually voted for the vampire brat
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 10:19:41 PM
No.535996881
>>535993163
I'm actually saving my last few votes for the next phase
>inb4 saved votes don't carry over
>inb4 all votes reset on characters that weren't picked for the next batch
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 10:19:49 PM
No.535996895
>>535997753
>>535996808
NOOOOO IT HAS SHOULD HAVE BEEN A WEREWOLF WOMAN WITH JUGGLE PHYSICS FIRE YOSHI
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 10:19:58 PM
No.535996914
>>535987395
i will have him as an eternal pick no matter what
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 10:20:02 PM
No.535996924
>>535998543
I hate Billy because he's a poser punk faggot and I hate them irl too. Bunch of whiny do nothing faggots who smell like shit and never wash their clothes. Modern punks anyway.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 10:20:21 PM
No.535996961
>>535996683
The same polling that touted a unanimous Kamala victory?
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 10:20:31 PM
No.535996980
>>535996808
well fuck
either way, the rest is accurate
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 10:20:36 PM
No.535996992
>>535996808
A werewolf would make so much more sense
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 10:20:37 PM
No.535996994
>>535996475
she's a repper but thinks its too late/not worth it, and would rather demonize the entire movement and live on as a writhing ball of spite
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 10:21:06 PM
No.535997052
>>535996683
the discord is completely biased because memes
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 10:21:31 PM
No.535997113
>>535997235
>>536001431
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 10:21:34 PM
No.535997123
>>535997656
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 10:22:22 PM
No.535997235
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 10:23:18 PM
No.535997345
Mina is sexo but not a fan of her kit. She's just another M1 hero with slippery mobility and ult that basically shuts down other ults.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 10:23:38 PM
No.535997384
30min before SHE'S IN
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 10:24:01 PM
No.535997437
>>535978378
>zoomers and nigger memes
I bet you also watch ishowniggerbehaviour
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 10:24:07 PM
No.535997453
>>535997656
>>535996819
She absolutely would've won by a large margin.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 10:24:12 PM
No.535997463
>>535997539
>>535986210
furries are very creative artists generally idk what the fuck you're talking about.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 10:24:15 PM
No.535997476
>>535997556
>>535998913
I did my part for Billy: 15 votes and I'll squeeze in one more game for a 16th. Fuck faggots and Reddit
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 10:24:52 PM
No.535997539
>>535997463
yea creative artists. for AI to poop on! haha!
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 10:25:00 PM
No.535997556
>>535997476
But Billy is reddit.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 10:25:31 PM
No.535997615
Iβve got 18 on drifter
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 10:25:47 PM
No.535997656
>>536000707
>>535996819
>>535997453
>>535997123
this, likely why they unlocked her first
>no point, get the goonbait out of the way quick
it did its job, got a lot of sleeping players back
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 10:26:06 PM
No.535997697
>>535997857
>>535991169
and then all of the people bullying them found out they were actually furries themselves who were just insecure about it and going out of their way to talk shit about a niche community and that 'fursecution' if you will came to a swift end. furries won.
>>535996895
>JUGGLE PHYSICS
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 10:27:25 PM
No.535997857
>>535997697
Furries are bullies themselves. They love starting drama over the most stupidest shit to victim-bully each other.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 10:28:12 PM
No.535997950
>>535997753
Why not both?
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 10:28:21 PM
No.535997964
>>535998146
>>535997753
juggling werewolf NPC in the hideout would be a lot more amusing than some fur-bait character desu
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 10:28:57 PM
No.535998031
>>535998068
>>535998198
>>535997753
yeah as in I'm going to juggle his orbs around in my mouth haha
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 10:29:20 PM
No.535998068
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 10:29:59 PM
No.535998146
>>535997964
What if she's a huge, nude, female werewolf who juggles while her giant tits and ass jiggle?
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 10:30:20 PM
No.535998198
>>535998272
>>535998031
yeah as I'm going to juggle your dick and balls in a blender haha
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 10:30:51 PM
No.535998272
>>535998198
what so you can slurp it up? that makes you a fag you want to drink penis
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 10:30:51 PM
No.535998276
>>535998436
How long till the ballots close?
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 10:31:30 PM
No.535998358
>>535993163
doorman soon gentlemen
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 10:31:57 PM
No.535998408
hey billybros keep it down, drifter chads are solemnly awaiting the disappointing news
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 10:32:20 PM
No.535998436
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 10:32:52 PM
No.535998497
I don't think I'm getting another vote in...
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 10:33:14 PM
No.535998543
>>535998720
>>535998761
>>535996924
STOP THE COUNT
BILLY WON, BY A LOT
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 10:34:49 PM
No.535998720
>>535998543
Billy would say this
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 10:34:51 PM
No.535998728
>>535998936
>>536000713
>>535993163
doing my part doormanbros
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 10:35:13 PM
No.535998761
>>535998543
AND HERE COMES YOSHI WITH THE VOTES BY MAIL
OH NO NO NO
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 10:35:57 PM
No.535998846
YOSHI NO DON'T DO IT NO
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 10:36:35 PM
No.535998913
>>535997476
anon you are the r*ddit
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 10:36:42 PM
No.535998930
yoshi just switched out victor with slork holy shit
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 10:36:44 PM
No.535998936
>>535998728
>mexicofilter
que?
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 10:36:52 PM
No.535998958
STOP THE COUNT!
I'd like to play deadlock but I get tunnel vision with the shop for buying upgrades, what am I supposed to build towards, is the magic shit stat like ability damage?
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 10:38:22 PM
No.535999124
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 10:38:50 PM
No.535999174
Doorman won bigly
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 10:39:11 PM
No.535999207
Last game's build
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 10:39:34 PM
No.535999248
>>535998996
pick a build from the public list and go with that until you learn the items
then you can start to think about why youd want X item now
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 10:40:16 PM
No.535999329
>>535998996
if you mean spirit, yes, sorta
some stuff scales off spirit, mainly abilities but some items and even inherent stats in some heroes (for example, seven's move speed scales up from his spirit stat)
you can check how stuff scales by holding alt while hovering over their tooltip (you know something scales with spirit if it has a purple star with an arrow going up)
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 10:41:46 PM
No.535999503
>>536000116
Sinclair is kinda shit bros...
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 10:44:37 PM
No.535999784
>>535998996
Weapon damage = damage done by your gun, in rare instances there will be abilities that deal weapon damage
melee damage = melee attacks OR abilities that count as melee attacks (i.e. bebops uppercut)
Spirit damage = Everything else, almost all abilities deal spirit damage including items that deal damage
It should be noted (since I actually forgot about this since coming back) that every item in the shop adds weapon, spirit, or health. It doesn't state so on the item but if you buy a purple item, even if the item just says it gives you want affect and no stat bonuses, it STILL contributes to adding spirit power.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 10:44:56 PM
No.535999815
>>536000010
>>536000864
>>535998996
the shop isn't that complicated when you realize there's 2 offensive stats, 2 types of resistances, and health
everything else in the shop is "this thing buffs [offensive stat] while providing [resistance stat reduction] while also giving you a blow job if you walljump, +50 health"
if they're building resistance, build anti resistance for your current stat, or flex into other other stat if you can if you think it will cost more for them to adapt than it will be for yourself
everything else is special effect chaining and secondary stats that help with the primary offensive stat (gun speed/spell amp = gun/spirit damage but faster)
also, learn what stats your hero scales spirit off of
example: every point of spirit gives vindicta 0.14 fire rate, while vyper gets 0.023 movement speed
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 10:46:00 PM
No.535999947
>>536000528
Where the fuck is the Paige LoRA I need to make endless gooning material.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 10:46:31 PM
No.536000010
>>536000303
>>535999815
You forgot barriers but man I am fucking glad they removed split barriers, really overly complicated
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 10:46:38 PM
No.536000027
>>536000732
>>535998996
Well then you will hate it. Avoid it if you got some problems or you're just a retarded shooter-fag, this game isn't for you.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 10:47:31 PM
No.536000116
>>535999503
vexing bolt is insane idk what you mean
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 10:48:49 PM
No.536000303
>>536000010
gonna be real, i didn't forget them, but i just don't use them much on the heroes i play
resistance is just better for late game carries due to scaling
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 10:49:52 PM
No.536000410
I randomly landed on the stream of VP lotos (why are there teams for an alpha?), is the game supposed to be nearly illegible if you don't know the map, objectives, and kit dynamics? I guess I understand why friends say dota is illegible to their lol eyes.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 10:50:43 PM
No.536000528
>>535999947
just pick up a pencil lil bro
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 10:52:10 PM
No.536000707
>>535997656
Yeah that actually makes sense
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 10:52:12 PM
No.536000713
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 10:52:23 PM
No.536000732
>>536000970
>>536000027
An Xbox 360 arcade game called Monday night combat had a better system for leveling up your stats and abilities on the fly when you got enough money, no dumbass run back to the shop and break the flow of gameplay, cry more about your "in development" game
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 10:53:01 PM
No.536000821
>>536001065
Mina seems braindead
>buy mystic regen
>all of your bullets do spirit damage
>heal from half health to full after killing one wave of minions
>have 2 teleports to avoid everything
>your gun naturally scales your 4 which is how you stay relevant through lategame
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 10:53:26 PM
No.536000864
>>536002331
>>535999815
It's actually not that simple if we're being honest.
It's not like an RPG where you just simply gain more of a stat, the most powerful stat boosts are conditional and you have to consider if it works with your character or build. You need to consider diminishing returns as well, as the more of a stat you stack the less of an effect it gives.
I.e. if you deal 100 weapon damage and get a +50% weapon damage boost, that's well, 50% more damage. But now after that, if you then get an additional +50% boost. You aren't dealing 50% more damage, you're actually dealing 33% more damage from what you already had. This gets more complicated when it comes to resistances and lifesteal which don't stack in a straight forward way either
post your final votes, lads
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 10:54:18 PM
No.536000970
>>536001382
>>536000732
>buy shit on the fly instead of going back to the shop
would neuter the strategy of maintaining map control and just favor deathballing. don't quit your day job.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 10:55:02 PM
No.536001065
>>536001283
>>536000821
>buy mystic regen
>it doesnt work on your autos despite nothing on the character saying otherwise
>buy radiant regen, which works
>dogshit item for a glasscannon character
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 10:55:28 PM
No.536001123
5 minutes till the Doorman arrives
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 10:55:58 PM
No.536001185
>reddit goat is going to win
fuck
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 10:56:37 PM
No.536001283
>>536001065
the gun spirit damage doesn't triggers any spirit stuff, but the big burst of damage does
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 10:56:38 PM
No.536001284
2 MORE DAYS FOR GOAT FOR SURE
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 10:56:51 PM
No.536001323
>>536000963
cba to play more than three games.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 10:57:05 PM
No.536001345
>>536000963
pls be doorman
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 10:57:12 PM
No.536001359
i wish they gave some indication as to how the new chars play. even just the 3 keywords in the menu
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 10:57:19 PM
No.536001382
>>536001490
>>536000970
Valvefags are so delusional I love it, like I love my day job, but hey if a video game gives a neet like you purpose go for it
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 10:57:34 PM
No.536001413
more than one vote is just telling me this whole thing is arbitrary anyway
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 10:57:42 PM
No.536001431
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 10:58:11 PM
No.536001490
>>536001382
your suggestion was so stupid it invited the snarky response, deal with it
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 10:58:53 PM
No.536001574
>>536001639
just a minute left...
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 10:59:13 PM
No.536001618
It's over...
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 10:59:21 PM
No.536001639
>>536001742
>>536012142
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 11:00:09 PM
No.536001742
>>536001639
>goat remix
VICTOR SWEEP
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 11:00:21 PM
No.536001775
>1 minute left
COME ON VICTOR!!!!
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 11:00:55 PM
No.536001839
FUCKING REDDITORS
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 11:01:29 PM
No.536001903
TOTAL R*DDIT VICTORY! WE DID IT GOAT BROS!
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 11:01:40 PM
No.536001928
Paige trannies...
Doorman chads...
Victor retards...
Drifter bros...
Not like this...
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 11:01:40 PM
No.536001929
>>536002025
>>536002052
fuck....
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 11:02:18 PM
No.536002016
>npc farthest to the left vote actually won
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 11:02:20 PM
No.536002020
We won. Fuck support bitches
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 11:02:20 PM
No.536002025
>>536001929
fucking reddit
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 11:02:22 PM
No.536002027
>the cringe goat nig
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 11:02:24 PM
No.536002029
goat gods... we won...
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 11:02:24 PM
No.536002031
literally rigged
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 11:02:31 PM
No.536002049
>>536002989
okay but doorman is coming friday right guys
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 11:02:32 PM
No.536002052
>>536001929
Fuck this gay earth
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 11:02:41 PM
No.536002081
>ecelebs rig yet another vote
honestly anyone could've saw this coming
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 11:02:44 PM
No.536002087
redditors rigged the hecking vote!!
recount!
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 11:03:12 PM
No.536002163
Paigesisters will NEVER recover
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 11:03:23 PM
No.536002186
>the goat won over the le wacky jerma man and big tiddie sweater bitch and the cool edgy guys
....what?
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 11:03:29 PM
No.536002196
>Billy's gun has actual recoil
It's about time
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 11:03:45 PM
No.536002228
TOTAL REDDIT VICTORY
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 11:03:49 PM
No.536002237
FUCKING FURRRIES
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 11:04:24 PM
No.536002294
Ok his reload animation is kino though
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 11:04:38 PM
No.536002331
>>536000864
>It's actually not that simple if we're being honest
it is genuinely that simple when you're in lower elos and everyone is using either default or top builds so they don't have to think
you can easily kill someone with a 5-10k soul lead on you just through items that hard counter their build on effectively every hero
granted, it's still difficult, but you can
the actual difficult parts of the game is movement, objective timing, and anything you have to do on-the-fly
items and item interactions are "can you memorize this spreadsheet" levels of simple
>It's not like an RPG where you just simply gain more of a stat, the most powerful stat boosts are conditional and you have to consider if it works with your character or build. You need to consider diminishing returns as well, as the more of a stat you stack the less of an effect it gives.
there was no implication that it is an RPG. i tried to imply conditionals were a thing with my joke, but it probably didn't land. "you still have to read what your items do, but people shouldn't be intimidated by the shop" is all i was trying to say
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 11:05:35 PM
No.536002450
>>536003105
>>536003370
why is there a character from the 80's punk scene in this game based around occult 20's art deco?
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 11:05:43 PM
No.536002465
>Billy literally eats his gun magazine before reloading it
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 11:06:10 PM
No.536002537
>>535996461
WHAT DID I SAY! BILLY THE GOAT
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 11:06:39 PM
No.536002594
>>536003796
Billy looks and feels like he's from fucking boarderlands
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 11:06:48 PM
No.536002614
>>536002719
g-guys...
i think his abilities are actually pretty fun... its over.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 11:07:17 PM
No.536002678
billy's abilities seem like that one furry OC that was posted on the forums, the melee focused one
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 11:07:42 PM
No.536002719
>>536003039
>>536054354
>>536002614
all of my hatred is from the fact that he acts like a faggot, he looks cool and his abilities are cool, but his personality is reddit incarnate
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 11:08:31 PM
No.536002827
>reddit goat won
FUCK OFF
RETAAAAAAAARDS
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 11:09:14 PM
No.536002915
It's okay Doorman will get his in due time.
>Billy's ult is literally a copy paste of Ares ult in Smite
bros...
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 11:09:28 PM
No.536002954
>>536003240
>>536012390
It was rigged
Guess who did it
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 11:09:46 PM
No.536002989
>>536002049
nah all goat voters are going drifter
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 11:09:47 PM
No.536002993
>abrams but a cool little shit instead of a piece of meat for the bara gaze
guess I'm learning to be a bruiser
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 11:09:53 PM
No.536003005
Honestly I'm not surprised that Billy won, he was the most unique-looking of the bunch
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 11:10:06 PM
No.536003039
>>536003310
>>536002719
Considering his interactions with other characters I'd say that him being insuferable is the point
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 11:10:27 PM
No.536003092
his gun reticle and reload animation is soulful
everything else eh
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 11:10:33 PM
No.536003105
>>536002450
Punk started in the 60's and it doesn't matter
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 11:11:03 PM
No.536003168
STOP THE COUNT! DRIFTER WAS WINNING ON ALL SERVER! BIGLY!
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 11:11:38 PM
No.536003240
>>536002954
Time to abuse the shit out of this
Doorman friday
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 11:12:12 PM
No.536003310
>>536054354
>>536003039
sure but its not like this is a movie or something where a character embodies negative traits to prove a point, this is a character you play as and interact with constantly, forever in this game you have to listen to the stupid shit he says, it being a bit to mock this type of person doesnt change the fact that you have to endure this type of personality from now on
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 11:12:38 PM
No.536003370
>>536002450
I wish the anachronism was a part of his character
could be cool
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 11:12:39 PM
No.536003371
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 11:14:11 PM
No.536003565
If you hold 1 you can hold your melee ability for a bit longer, not quite sure what the benefit would be though
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 11:14:25 PM
No.536003593
>redditrannies mogged 4chads
how?
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 11:14:32 PM
No.536003606
Is Billy supposed to be voiced by a black dude?
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 11:14:40 PM
No.536003625
Doorchads we're winning on friday, i can feel it
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 11:15:00 PM
No.536003673
>his 3 duration extends so long as you keep punching enemy heroes
I expect a lot of parrying.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 11:15:43 PM
No.536003762
doorchads I fear the r*ddit hordes will move to drifter now, he may not even come out on friday at this rate
>ENDLESS AMMO
Can literally kill tier 3 creeps with no items or skill upgrades. Yup, this is balance.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 11:16:04 PM
No.536003796
>>536002594
tsmt it doesnt feel right, plus reloading is funny for the first 3 times but will probably get annoying
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 11:16:48 PM
No.536003862
BILLY IS SO COOL
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 11:16:53 PM
No.536003869
BillyGODS... how we feelin'...
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 11:16:57 PM
No.536003882
>>536004246
>>536003784
faggoat's VFX looks so out of place holy shit
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 11:17:10 PM
No.536003908
>>536002930
It's actually a worse version because Ares doesn't have to maintain tether range.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 11:17:25 PM
No.536003931
Doorman bros? Your troon poll was wrong????????????
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 11:18:20 PM
No.536004049
>actually feels fun to play
>hes a meta breaking anarchy cuck
YOSHI TURN THIS NIGGER INTO PUNK BAPHOMET RIGHT NOW
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 11:18:49 PM
No.536004114
Anyone else find cold front to be really overwhelming now? It was based when it did extra damage to camps. Artic blast is kind of good tho but more situational on it's usefulness.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 11:19:55 PM
No.536004246
>>536004808
>>536003882
the PUNK character looks out of place? and that's bad? WHOA...
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 11:20:52 PM
No.536004375
Billy won, winning after today is humiliation ritual at best
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 11:21:02 PM
No.536004395
more verticality is based mid air fighting is sovl as fuck
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 11:21:19 PM
No.536004421
ah so that's why he has a SMG, I'm looking at the kit thinking "yea he's just gonna get kited to death"
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 11:21:48 PM
No.536004467
>everyone seething at the punk
he'd be happy about it
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 11:21:49 PM
No.536004468
>>536005264
>>536002930
you mean morgana ult?
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 11:22:13 PM
No.536004510
Reddit bros we did it!!
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 11:23:18 PM
No.536004658
>>536006220
What's the general guideline for souls? Like what is the average for 5 minutes, 10 minutes, etc?
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 11:23:27 PM
No.536004674
>>536004768
you can chain the ulti pull into the headbutt into the slam which is pretty decent flow but this passive def needs nerfs lol
you can extend it forever and it works on creeps
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 11:24:17 PM
No.536004768
>>536004674
rebuttal. i'm surprised they let him be a good farmer tho
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 11:24:38 PM
No.536004808
>>536004246
Nta but I think a character looking like he's from the 80s when the game is set on the 20s is bad
I don't mind him being a punk, but they should make him look like he looks like he belongs in his time at least, that or make him some kind of fucked up timetraveler but that doesn't seem to be the case
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 11:24:41 PM
No.536004819
>>536005434
I only voted billy because he was next on the list
I like order
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 11:25:19 PM
No.536004886
Bros....
Billy is actually fun to play....
His combos are kino
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 11:25:22 PM
No.536004891
>>536013324
Zerggy is the most blatant cheater i have ever seen his fucking crosshair is literally shaking on stream
Whats our cope now? Forgot to put lube on his trackball?
his fucking gun looks like a borderlands smg. wtf was valve thinking?
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 11:27:22 PM
No.536005135
>>536005083
it does say WIP on it lol
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 11:27:23 PM
No.536005138
>>536005429
>>536005083
>it literally says WIP on it
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 11:28:24 PM
No.536005261
>>536002930
Ares was a rip off of prisoners ult, which icefrog designed.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 11:28:26 PM
No.536005264
>>536004468
Morgana ult does not pull, only stuns.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 11:28:53 PM
No.536005321
>>536005407
So did they patch vampbat at all
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 11:29:19 PM
No.536005382
>>536005689
>Wishing for drifter to be le lycan werewolf hero
>Not wanting a Mononoke Hime instead
Come on guys
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 11:29:29 PM
No.536005404
>>536005626
oh dear god hes fun as fuck to play
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 11:29:30 PM
No.536005407
>>536005670
>>536005321
what's there to patch? she's not been optimized/broken yet
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 11:29:37 PM
No.536005429
>>536005138
my bad, IT USED TO say WIP on it
anyway anachronistic elements in this game seem fine to me since it's some alternate timeline bullshit but all this shit is subject to change. Just post feedback if you don't like it, they do read it I can confirm
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 11:29:38 PM
No.536005434
>>536004819
SAME, PAIGE NEXT
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 11:30:06 PM
No.536005503
It's ok doorkeks you'll win next time (lol)!
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 11:30:18 PM
No.536005523
>>536003784
>shitter words already
oh boy
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 11:30:22 PM
No.536005528
>>536005631
DOORCHADS HOW WE FEELING?
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 11:31:09 PM
No.536005626
>>536005404
YEAH NO SHIT
but nooooooo you retards actually wanted supportslop
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 11:31:10 PM
No.536005631
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 11:31:29 PM
No.536005670
>>536005407
I don't know, why wouldn't they patch anything about a character they just added
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 11:31:37 PM
No.536005686
Billycucks got so nervous they rigged the poll
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 11:31:37 PM
No.536005689
>>536005852
>>536005382
wasnt there an old lady with a big dog suggestion in the forums
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 11:31:49 PM
No.536005713
>>536005825
>>536005860
>heh billy is just a very loud minority, doorman had the most votes on the discord so we're SURE to win
i hope this humbled yourselves, doortards
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 11:32:16 PM
No.536005775
>>536005825
I'm sorry deadtards but this is a proper fun melee hero
Why do we hate Billy again?
>B-BUT HIS VOICE
His gameplay is fun.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 11:32:41 PM
No.536005825
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 11:32:58 PM
No.536005852
>>536005689
there was a hero with a male dog that used to be his wife. I still think about it from time to time, very unintentionally funny
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 11:33:01 PM
No.536005860
>>536005963
>>536006560
>>536005713
>trannies rigging the vote is good if my guy wins!
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 11:33:53 PM
No.536005963
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 11:35:55 PM
No.536006220
>>536004658
everything in laning phase is just fluff bro after that if you're below 2-3k of your teammates ur doin bad
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 11:36:39 PM
No.536006308
>>536006652
i hate the goat
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 11:37:07 PM
No.536006368
snoreman in ruins
*cracks knuckles* time to play as the sexy goat hunk
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 11:38:38 PM
No.536006560
>>536006697
>>536005860
>le trannies even though he had unanimous positive reception from kiwicucks.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 11:39:01 PM
No.536006608
>goat is not a literal satanic jew belzebub
Cringe
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 11:39:22 PM
No.536006652
>>536006308
I love the goat.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 11:39:46 PM
No.536006697
>>536006560
As in new zealand which has like 10 deadlock players?
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 11:40:53 PM
No.536006835
>>536006921
>>536008476
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 11:41:35 PM
No.536006921
>>536006835
two more days, trust the plan doorchad
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 11:42:18 PM
No.536007020
billy the bookcase says hello
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 11:42:53 PM
No.536007094
BUT THE EXIT POLLS
THE NATE SILVER SAID DOORMAN WOULD WIN
THE PROJECTIONS
THE SWEEP
AIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE SAVE ME DRIFTERGODS WHY DIDNT YOUBVOTE DOORMAN
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 11:44:05 PM
No.536007229
>>536007558
>>536011302
>>536005083
Huge fucking missed opportunity, should have given him a grease gun or something like the Villar Perosa/OVP 1918
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 11:44:14 PM
No.536007242
Does fire rate attack how fast you can light melee? If so, what are we building on Billy? I might make him green and see how long he can survive.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 11:45:04 PM
No.536007337
We are building full gun, billybros.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 11:46:53 PM
No.536007558
>>536007620
>>536007229
so what age were you diagnosed?
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 11:46:55 PM
No.536007560
>>536007704
What we thinking Abramsbros.
Are we jumping ship to tbe real melee hero?
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 11:47:21 PM
No.536007620
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 11:47:59 PM
No.536007704
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 11:49:13 PM
No.536007858
>>536007949
>>536012390
Gonna be honest, I really thought Dooman was gonna win.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 11:49:56 PM
No.536007949
>>536007858
OP here, so did I
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 11:50:39 PM
No.536008036
>>536008440
Fuck you furfags
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 11:51:27 PM
No.536008139
>The only person who sets a fire in my city is me, unless a nigger-
wtf i thought billy was reddit
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 11:51:58 PM
No.536008201
So who's house is this?
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 11:53:08 PM
No.536008364
>>536008641
who's charge wins, billy or abrams?
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 11:53:41 PM
No.536008440
>>536008036
first ivy now this, we win again
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 11:53:59 PM
No.536008476
>>536006835
Drifter is next
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 11:54:30 PM
No.536008543
>>536009614
I launched deadlock
Goat appeared on my screen
Then my screen went dark as if i turned off my monitor and i can only hear people talking on discord and have to restart my computer
Nice
Yes i wrote this from my phone
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 11:55:11 PM
No.536008631
>>536008939
>vote for Billy
>he's melee
Oh wait guess I cant play him lol
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 11:55:17 PM
No.536008641
>>536008364
they both collide, go into the air, and if abrams hits the wall billy gets stunned
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 11:55:20 PM
No.536008651
>first game after update
>actually get goat
>doing good
>get two 0/10 feeders
fuck me.
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 11:57:37 PM
No.536008939
>>536009091
>>536008631
>guy with a bat is melee focused
Shocker
Anonymous
8/20/2025, 11:58:53 PM
No.536009091
>>536009821
>>536008939
I dunno, what if he throws it?
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 12:00:59 AM
No.536009315
I'm at fucking 50fps as of last patch in team fights. What the fuck do I do?
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 12:03:28 AM
No.536009614
>>536008543
gfx driver failed in some capacity, reinstall drivers or update them
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 12:05:13 AM
No.536009821
>>536009091
>Knickerbacker Baseball Player Hero
>TF2 Sandman but a railgun
I'd play Deadlock Babe Ruth
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 12:05:30 AM
No.536009857
>votes carry over into the next character release
I thought they would wipe them and go again. Doormanbros, can we recover?
>>535977606 (OP)
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO JERK OFF TO THIS THEY ARE ACTUALLY CENSORING FEET ITS OVER
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 12:08:43 AM
No.536010253
>>536010521
The fact that votes are saved from the previous day means that the total outcame of this whole thing has already been decided
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 12:09:22 AM
No.536010334
>>536010847
>>536010241
Go to Discord and @ Yoshi
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 12:09:57 AM
No.536010412
>>536010847
>>536010241
tell yoshi or fap to the cute hair
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 12:10:50 AM
No.536010521
>>536010847
>>536010253
You think Valve is going to give people a real choice when they have experience with how people voted for shit during Dota's TI compendiums?
They will release them in whatever order they want and give you the illusion that you were able to influence it.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 12:12:03 AM
No.536010674
>>536003784
This will make him pretty predictable in a fight.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 12:13:13 AM
No.536010803
>>536011378
>>536014394
Billy is a flop who would have thought?
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 12:13:37 AM
No.536010847
>>536010334
>>536010412
Stop replying to a ritualpost
>>536010521
This is how voting works you retard. People could vote for any hero and they did, Valve being unable to cope with it is not the voting system's problem.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 12:13:57 AM
No.536010879
>>536011208
Who is the splitpush character?
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 12:14:45 AM
No.536010975
>>536013442
>Billy's 1 can pull enemies in the air back to the ground
GET
FUCKED
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 12:16:47 AM
No.536011208
>>536010879
Wraith/Miku/Ivy/Vyper/Sinclair
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 12:17:16 AM
No.536011259
>>536010241
I posted on the patch feedback forums that I need to see her feet if they want me to continue playing the game.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 12:17:23 AM
No.536011275
doorman says "keep slorking"
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 12:17:31 AM
No.536011287
>>536011359
>>536011391
ETA to next unlock? Im not home to check
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 12:17:42 AM
No.536011302
So what this vote proves is that people are retarded and don't deserve nice things
>>536007229
Based
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 12:17:48 AM
No.536011309
>>536011880
>Yakuza test character with minions never making it in
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 12:18:08 AM
No.536011353
>goat is super fun to play
>melee oriented
>haven't played melee in a long time
oh man
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 12:18:10 AM
No.536011359
>>536011435
>>536011287
friday 5pm est
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 12:18:22 AM
No.536011378
>>536014394
>>536010803
But dude he has an epic goat head XD
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 12:18:27 AM
No.536011391
>>536011435
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 12:18:48 AM
No.536011435
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 12:20:29 AM
No.536011612
so lessee
- 'brams charge, but both abilities probably counter double jump outs. meaning he likely doesn't need phantom strike to force his combo
- pretty strong teamfight ult
- pretty decent farming passive, free bonus for combo and scales with HP
I think he's pretty interesting, probably a very strong flanker in teamfights. but farming passive makes me worried the average shitter will just farm the entire time and then show up to teamfights to instantly die since he lacks a stun
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 12:21:27 AM
No.536011729
>>536012230
>melee character
>no stun to confirm free melee hits
>ult tier 3 upgrade makes you parry immune for 2 seconds
Magician is literally better melee hero than Billy.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 12:22:31 AM
No.536011862
>>536012289
>he eats his magazine because he's so le quirky
Holy shit, it really is Reddit the hero.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 12:22:37 AM
No.536011880
>>536011309
yakuza boss is the secret 6th character they shadow drop after everyone else releases
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 12:24:48 AM
No.536012142
>>536001639
is this going into the iceberg?
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 12:24:58 AM
No.536012161
No one picked Billy in my first game post punk goat patch...
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 12:25:37 AM
No.536012230
>>536018808
>>536011729
you don't need to heavy melee retard, weaving in lights after 1 and 2 is basically free
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 12:25:44 AM
No.536012247
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 12:26:10 AM
No.536012289
>>536011862
No you retard it's because goats in pop culture are said to eat everything
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 12:27:01 AM
No.536012390
>>536007858
billyfags rigged it, see
>>536002954
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 12:28:01 AM
No.536012521
>highest peak ccu since 1st of December
we are so back deadlock bros
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 12:29:14 AM
No.536012679
>tfw want drifter
I need my bloodborne fix
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 12:30:39 AM
No.536012859
Whos the dota/lol/ow equivalent of billy?
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 12:33:50 AM
No.536013261
>>535977792
kek. silly doggo
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 12:34:22 AM
No.536013324
>>536004891
yeah, I get the feeling he's cheating too but I can't prove it
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 12:35:20 AM
No.536013442
>>536010975
Based and goated
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 12:36:50 AM
No.536013618
>>536013748
Can he go toe to toe with abrams? If not whats the point then?
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 12:37:52 AM
No.536013748
>>536013618
he has a shit ton of disruption in his kit. I don't think he needs to go 1 on 1, he's probably a very strong distraction
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 12:40:13 AM
No.536014010
>>536014195
>>536016231
>loved Mina's simple but fun QoP-style in and out
>love Billy's combos
Brehs they're 2 for 2 now
Paige might be too support-y for me but if 5 out of the 6 heroes are this fun then Valve migbt actually be cooking here
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 12:41:50 AM
No.536014195
>>536014273
>>536014610
>>536014010
Paige is the support cuck for women to play
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 12:41:50 AM
No.536014196
>>536014381
>>536014442
This is the version that should have been revealed to the public, not the turbo scuffed barely out of alpha last year one
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 12:42:27 AM
No.536014273
>>536014709
>>536014195
I'm glad you think we're valid :3
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 12:42:47 AM
No.536014320
>>536014631
Core items on Billy so far? Off the top of my head anything melee and close range obviously. Maybe something like Crushing, Weighted, Spirit Snatch, Point Blank, Lifestrike, Rapid Recharge, Hunter's Aura, etc. He feels like the perfect amalgamation of Shiv, Calico, and Abrams
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 12:43:21 AM
No.536014381
>>536014196
Blame Groomer Dane and seething TF2roons for leaking the game.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 12:43:27 AM
No.536014394
>>536014563
>>536011378
>>536010803
Stop talking to yourself.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 12:43:51 AM
No.536014442
>>536014196
jealous tf2 nigs were legitimately throwing a fit and forced their hand
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 12:44:36 AM
No.536014541
>>536015473
Now that the goat got rigged into the game, what does it even do?
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 12:44:45 AM
No.536014563
>>536014693
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 12:45:13 AM
No.536014610
>>536014195
I donβt think so based on the billy leaked voicelines which refer two of her abilities as a fire dmg spell and stun
Plus we donβt need mercy type heroes or this game will turn into a shitshow like overwatch and marvel rivals
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 12:45:24 AM
No.536014631
>>536014320
I don't really think of him as the new melee abrams, if anything he has so much disruption he's an amazing tanky peel/flanker
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 12:45:57 AM
No.536014693
>>536014563
Sure, use those if you need them.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 12:46:04 AM
No.536014709
>>536014273
Troons play Ivy
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 12:48:50 AM
No.536015016
>>536015171
>>536017325
Billy doesn't have enough built in front line sustain.
Just had a match where someone tried to play him like an Abrams and he got shredded.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 12:49:30 AM
No.536015086
I voted for GOAT fuck /dlg/ and fuck the Diaz brothers!
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 12:50:16 AM
No.536015171
>>536015016
what was your build?
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 12:53:06 AM
No.536015473
>>536015845
>>536016814
>>536014541
melee brawler hero
1
>knock people out of the sky and slam them down
2
>dash that stops when it hits an enemy and throws them into the air
3
>passive: build up a new status effect on enemy heroes that increases your melee against them
>active: become BLASTED which is a buff that constantly refreshes as long as you're dealing damage, increases your weapon damage and gives you max HP on melee attacks
ult:
>attach a chain to all enemies within a 30m radius, then interrupt them and pull them in a few seconds later if they don't break line of sight, basically grounded autotarget lash ult
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 12:53:56 AM
No.536015571
>>536015823
>>536016232
>Viktor and Paige got the least votes so far
What went wrong bros?
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 12:56:04 AM
No.536015803
Im convinced that Kelvin's slows dont actually do anything.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 12:56:16 AM
No.536015823
>>536016232
>>536015571
They're the least interesting looking of the group. That's not to say that they aren't interesting. Just that the lineup is nuts by videogame character design standards.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 12:56:27 AM
No.536015845
>>536015473
Oh ares pulled up, welcome back
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 12:57:22 AM
No.536015960
>Take a year long break because I am tired of the same 3 heroes being the best
>Come back
>Game still has the same 3 heroes as the best
Valve should just stick to making single player games or co op games.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 12:59:35 AM
No.536016231
>>536016473
>>536014010
lowkey they are cooking so hard rn ong 2 for 2, never mind the matchmaking is shit and there's still zero balance and the net-code is bad and tens of thousands of players have left en masse and most of the heroes are pozzed/Reddit lowkey ong (doorman here we comeee) and laning stage is timewasting fluff and the meta heroes are still meta and game-winning after over a year and the cool flavor-of-the-month heroes get stale after a week ong fr and half-life 3 died for this ong lowkey but no BILLY IS GOATED BRO
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 12:59:35 AM
No.536016232
>>536015823
>>536015571
mina already fulfilled the goonerbait so paige got sidelined for a bit
also we dont see any of her book abilities which is the main selling point
viktor EXCLUSIVELY appeals gay niggas and women
and sad brooding pretty isnt as much of an initial crowd pleaser as the others
IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE HIS TURN
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 1:01:31 AM
No.536016473
>>536016231
>half-life 3 died for this
>he doesnt know
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 1:01:54 AM
No.536016517
yea, I think he's cool but definitely gonna crater in pick rate after day 1 or 2. this isn't a M1 easy to use character
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 1:03:06 AM
No.536016661
>first game since Billy came out
>our teammate gets Billy
>33 minute match
>he has 9k damage only
I LOVE LOSING THANKS TO REDDITORS AND THEIR HECKIN BIG CHUNGUS PUNKERINO GOAT!!!!
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 1:03:09 AM
No.536016670
>>536016372
Reddit got their furbait to goon to doorman is basically guaranteed to be released in 2 days
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 1:03:13 AM
No.536016673
>>536016372
Kino reload animation, the key chain with the little keys is sick as well.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 1:03:26 AM
No.536016712
>>536023692
>>536016372
this is a jojo character. you cant tell me araki did not design this guy completely
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 1:03:41 AM
No.536016739
>>536017482
>>536016372
>hateful fruity twink
no wonder this site wanted him
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 1:04:16 AM
No.536016814
>>536017258
>>536015473
>knock people out of the sky and slam them down
Toss
>dash that stops when it hits an enemy and throws them into the air
Burrowstrike
>passive: build up a new status effect on enemy heroes that increases your melee against them
Fury Swipes
>active: become BLASTED which is a buff that constantly refreshes as long as you're dealing damage, increases your weapon damage and gives you max HP on melee attack
Fury Swipes again + Bloodrage
>attach a chain to all enemies within a 30m radius, then interrupt them and pull them in a few seconds later if they don't break line of sight, basically grounded autotarget lash ult
Static Link Shard? Kinda simmilar
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 1:05:30 AM
No.536016949
>>536017123
>>536017152
>Billy is fun as fuck
APOLOGIZE DEADTARDS
APOLOGIZE
RIGHT
NOW
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 1:07:10 AM
No.536017123
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 1:07:22 AM
No.536017152
>>536021626
>>536016949
not with these long ass cooldowns
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 1:07:54 AM
No.536017210
>>536017439
>>536017456
Why is this game nearly 40 gigabytes its not even out yet
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 1:08:15 AM
No.536017258
>>536016814
it doesn't stack infinite damage, it only gives a flat 8%/13% bonus damage while the buff is active
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 1:08:43 AM
No.536017325
>>536015016
more of a burst centric brusier than a real frontliner
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 1:09:42 AM
No.536017439
>>536017210
They gave half of the roster a fatter ass
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 1:09:47 AM
No.536017456
>>536017210
my install is only 29 idk what you've done to inflate it by 10gb
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 1:10:04 AM
No.536017482
>>536016739
Heβs the manliest character
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 1:10:46 AM
No.536017561
>MY HECKERINO NEW HEROES ARE SO MUCH FUN
yeah cool that's fine you're a faggot but Valve can you please stack the new heroes on one side so the retards who pick them get stomped
>his 1 CCs, hits in an AOE and has charges, 1.2 spirit scaling, and also uses melee damage (upgrades to heavy)
>his 2 CCs, hits in an AOE, gigabuffs his weapon damage, has 1.7 spirit scaling, and gets a scaling tankbuster on max upgrade
>his 3 amps his gun damage, boosts his melee healing and debuffs enemy firerate
>his ult hard CCs, gives him resistances, and upgrades to built-in unstoppable ALONG with extra damage
but Pocket needs to upgrade his suitcase to max to get half a second duration and all his abilities have like 0.01 spirit scaling
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 1:12:08 AM
No.536017706
>>536017580
Pocket isn't melee.
Pocket is was/were.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 1:13:02 AM
No.536017820
>>536018335
>>536017580
Pocket is also as slippery as an eel and has more mobility in just one ability than all of Billy's entire kit
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 1:13:40 AM
No.536017891
>>536017580
Pocket is fucking Puck in a 3d environment. He's already broken.
That cuck doesn't deserve shit.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 1:14:04 AM
No.536017941
>>536016372
And it will be next, just be patient
>>536017820
What mobility does Billy need when he's an unkillable frontliner?
This nigga gets AOE, CC and charges in his 1 with 0 upgrades, every other hero in the game with a similar ability needs upgrades to get all that shit. His 1 is an Abrams ultimate on charges and lower CD.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 1:17:51 AM
No.536018367
The matchmaking and smurfs continues to be a horrendous issue in Emissary. Making this new hero period feel not so fun (at least in EU)
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 1:18:59 AM
No.536018496
>>536018335
Nigga does not know how to poke
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 1:19:35 AM
No.536018569
>>536018335
>unkillable frontliner
LMAO
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 1:21:20 AM
No.536018761
>>536018980
played three matches today and Billy on either team was totally useless. He seems like he has a strong kit too but they all sucked so much ass it was like he wasn't in any match I played
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 1:21:47 AM
No.536018808
>>536012230
You also have so many opportunities to melee in his combo it's just on you to put them in a mixup
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 1:23:17 AM
No.536018980
>>536019225
>>536018761
I'm watching some high level player and he feels more like a melee ganker than a bruiser. He gets in, CC's them to death, and pops Blasted if they're not dead already.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 1:24:26 AM
No.536019115
>>536018875
Jesus that's ugly as fuck.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 1:25:17 AM
No.536019207
Tranny hands made this tranny hero
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 1:25:20 AM
No.536019215
>>536018875
hero model looks fine imo but the chains are awful
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 1:25:22 AM
No.536019225
>>536018980
yeah I'm watching this Asian-Mexican-American mystery meat kid play him rn and lowkey he looks kinda chopped, i.e., not that good and kinda boring
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 1:28:10 AM
No.536019514
>>536021561
>>536041182
>>536018875
You don't know anything about punk culture
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 1:32:58 AM
No.536020054
kek his light melee is so predictable, if you can't parry this shit honestly it's skill issue
now that the dust has settled, what do we think vampireb(r)at?
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 1:33:29 AM
No.536020106
What's the best format to get my hero design noticed in forums?
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 1:33:48 AM
No.536020142
>>536020062
Needs correction.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 1:34:07 AM
No.536020168
For me, it's Victor
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 1:34:29 AM
No.536020210
>>536020062
good addition to the cast, feels like they've abandoned this being a real playtest with how polished the new heroes are though
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 1:34:29 AM
No.536020214
>>536020406
they should make goat boy and door twink kiss and explore each others bodys and grope each other and moan into each others mouth and and and
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 1:36:07 AM
No.536020406
>>536024476
>>536020214
goat is already fucking the snake
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 1:36:12 AM
No.536020415
The doorkek is Reddit.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 1:36:35 AM
No.536020460
>>536020542
>>536021183
did they update fern's head? he looks more suave
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 1:37:35 AM
No.536020540
>>536020062
We needed another glass cannon
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 1:37:36 AM
No.536020542
>>536020659
>>536020460
They made him zesty, and new voice lines imply Hank was an ex boyfriend.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 1:38:51 AM
No.536020659
>>536020542
SBI strikes again.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 1:39:38 AM
No.536020739
>melee creep as billy
>sometimes ammo refills sometimes it doesnt
uh guys?
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 1:40:48 AM
No.536020867
>>536021165
please explain to me how Haze is so underpowered. I see this take a lot on here and from pros (and their chatters who are all ascendant+ btw trust) and I don't get it. I wouldn't say she's overpowered but saying "she does no damage" is a stretch
Was Neon Dynasty supposed to come out in 2023 or last year? Is the reason they reworked the entire game to Deadlock because Valve said it looked like absolute ass or that they dropped Sweet Baby Inc and Neon Dynasty was their game?
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 1:42:14 AM
No.536021012
>>536020884
2023 iirc
and yeah tbey had some alpha/beta testers for feedback and everyone hated the look
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 1:42:24 AM
No.536021031
>>536020884
Thought it was called Neon Prime?
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 1:43:34 AM
No.536021154
>>535995516
Why? It did not help Doorman.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 1:43:41 AM
No.536021165
>>536020867
she's underpowered if you can't aim. every part of her kit requires absolute timing, aiming, and coordination and most retards can't into her, then say she's weak. until you've mastered slide mechanics, restoration-shot aim and timing, fury-trance and ult timing, etc., you should try Billy or Mina or similar tranny heroes
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 1:43:47 AM
No.536021183
>>536021413
>>536020460
his lips are 10x bigger yeah
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 1:43:50 AM
No.536021184
>>536021846
>>536020884
Nobody knows, but it is likely Neon Prime sucked, and it did. The characters looked lame, the setting was lame and followed generic futuristic hero shooter aesthetics, and even the plot was kinda lame (fighting to see who gets to be mayor or something).
Why they decided to outsource their story and design to some shitter company will forever be a mystery.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 1:45:57 AM
No.536021413
>>536021183
Actually they're thinner and more defined
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 1:47:35 AM
No.536021561
>>536019514
I know it sucks
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 1:47:49 AM
No.536021583
>>536021665
did gabe force the entire valve team to watch into the spiderverse or something? is hl3 gonna have multiverse hopping?
I want to post a hero kit to forums but I'm unsure on the amount of detail is necessary to get it looked at. Anyone posted there before?
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 1:48:13 AM
No.536021626
>>536017152
yeah whats up with that, ive looked at it and thought damn, you can maybe pull of your combo once
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 1:48:32 AM
No.536021663
>>536021915
>gay ass furry goat character won
If that's the kind of playerbase this game attracts then I'm gonna quit while I'm ahead.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 1:48:35 AM
No.536021665
>>536021583
Half Life already has that. G-Man do that.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 1:49:39 AM
No.536021783
>Haven't gotten Mina or Punkgoat in 15+ cumulative games
its all so tiresome... I REALLY don't want to play haze or infernus so theyre staying unselected
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 1:50:16 AM
No.536021843
>>536021909
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 1:50:19 AM
No.536021846
>>536021184
>fighting to see who gets to be mayor or something
this shit reeks of SBI 'writing' kek
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 1:50:21 AM
No.536021851
>>536021909
>>536021617
Just post it bro.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 1:50:59 AM
No.536021909
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 1:51:03 AM
No.536021915
>>536022102
>>536022270
>>536021663
Oh noooo pedo sama please don't go...
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 1:52:39 AM
No.536022102
>>536022207
>>536027748
>>536021915
>bratty goth hero
>hot dorky velma clone
>sad pretty boy zombie
>barabait wild man
>twink
>furry
Valve is going full omnipandering bro. I would not be surprised if a loli hero gets added here.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 1:53:18 AM
No.536022189
>>536024759
>>536031750
I was hoping punk goat was going to have some jumping gimmick or wall running/standing
his kit is alright though
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 1:53:24 AM
No.536022207
>>536022102
Good. Every other game goes the exact opposite of what gamers want.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 1:54:06 AM
No.536022270
>>536024041
>>536028001
>>536021915
I wanted the big titty'd nerd girl, faggot.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 1:57:51 AM
No.536022673
>>536022848
>>536022896
Do you think Yamato's redesign will still have a large forehead? I think most people have grown attached to it.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 1:58:29 AM
No.536022742
>every time i tab into steam there's a new update
FUCKING STOP
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 1:59:14 AM
No.536022848
>>536022673
shes just japanese, they all look like that
dont be racist
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 1:59:40 AM
No.536022896
>>536022673
Fuck no
Yamato was one of the first designs alongside Talon that everyone made fun of
Yamato is Japanese
Mina is Korean
Put two and two together Valve is gon a release another yellow fever kino
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 2:01:32 AM
No.536023104
>>536016372
If this was public knowledge earlier, Doorman would've swept the vote.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 2:03:43 AM
No.536023363
>people complaining about this or that new hero when they're all faggoty and Reddit
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 2:04:45 AM
No.536023492
>>536021617
Just posting a kit is usually enough.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 2:06:36 AM
No.536023692
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 2:07:03 AM
No.536023741
>>536023868
>Billy's ult is literally Ares from Smite
Oh okay
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 2:07:27 AM
No.536023786
>>536018875
Damn thats cool.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 2:08:11 AM
No.536023868
>>536024571
>>536024861
>>536023741
Everything's been done. There's no new mechanics.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 2:09:16 AM
No.536024002
>>536024054
>>536024097
the order will be
>doorman > drifter> viktor > paige
thank you for your attention to this matter!
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 2:09:36 AM
No.536024041
>>536022270
And youre going to get her, twat.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 2:09:44 AM
No.536024054
>>536024002
i voted drifter
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 2:10:11 AM
No.536024097
>>536024405
>>536024520
>>536024002
doorman-> paige -> drifter -> viktor for sure
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 2:10:43 AM
No.536024162
>>536024416
My losing streak continues
I'm a retard
>>536024097
i have seen zero paige hype nobody cares about herexpect me i fucking love women in turtleneck sweaters
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 2:13:10 AM
No.536024416
>>536024162
>enemy haze has double everyones souls
>doesnt buy unstoppable
>gets focused down and loses game with 30k soul lead at min 20
never underestimate the sheer stupidity of people
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 2:13:26 AM
No.536024447
>>536025081
Me? I think zerggy is a cheating nigger togheter with their haze in his team
Both of their crosshairs are shaking worse than my hands after 1gram of caffeine i cosume daily.
Never trust ziggers.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 2:13:43 AM
No.536024476
>>536020406
valve sissies too scared to make the animals and humans fuck, damn woke moralists
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 2:14:09 AM
No.536024520
>>536024097
yeah it's this
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 2:14:13 AM
No.536024526
>>536026186
>>536018335
>Has literally no self sustain
>unkillable frontliner
What did she mean by this?
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 2:14:32 AM
No.536024571
>>536023868
>There's no more unique abilities to create anymore
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 2:14:49 AM
No.536024610
>>536018875
Looks even worse ingame
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 2:15:27 AM
No.536024675
Someone post Billy's lore page.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 2:16:15 AM
No.536024759
>>536031750
>>536022189
opportunity lost
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 2:16:38 AM
No.536024803
>>536025360
How many suggestions from the forums made it into the game? Can be anything from a small change to an entire hero.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 2:17:13 AM
No.536024861
>>536023868
An ability where a fat guy spreads his asshole and it eventually releases a nuclear blast that does a gorillion damage unless an enemy hero sacrifices themselves as a butthole cork which causes the fat dude to implode, damaging only him and his ass cork
never been done before
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 2:19:08 AM
No.536025081
>>536024447
might just be the adhd meds
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 2:19:28 AM
No.536025116
>>536025236
>>536025563
Holy shit could playing Lash be any more miserable right now.
>ground strike to clear a wave of troopers
>half of them happened to be standing on the sidewalk and you landed on the street
>the fucking curb is enough elevation to put them out of ground strike range
>try and clinch a kill on an enemy as they retreat up the slope towards their walker
>ground strike facing the slope
>hit radius just clips through the floor and you do nothing
And then sometimes you just cannot even see what blocked your ground strike, but there it is, you missed somehow.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 2:19:40 AM
No.536025132
>>536025781
So given the current state how long do we predict before the game officially leaves alpha?
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 2:20:36 AM
No.536025232
BILLY'S 1 HAS A CHARGE
YOU CAN GIVE IT MORE CHARGES
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 2:20:38 AM
No.536025236
>>536025116
Yeah his ground strike is just totally broken right now. You can ground strike someone point blank in the port area on equal ground and it just doesn't work sometimes.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 2:21:46 AM
No.536025360
>>536024803
Pretty sure they gave up on the idea of taking feedback from forums after trillion of ziggers posted their unban requests in bug section of forums during the open closed alpha fiasco
But to answer question seriously, yes they nerfed all the cool shit of paradox because shr was op in comp games
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 2:22:51 AM
No.536025479
Billy literally has white skin you fucking chuds
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 2:23:34 AM
No.536025542
If the normalfags were gonna cry either way, they shouldve just made Billy full furry instead of head only.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 2:23:42 AM
No.536025563
>>536025116
and then theres dynamo that stomps the ground once and hits everyone behind three walls regardless of y-axis in a 5km radius
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 2:24:53 AM
No.536025710
>>536025830
>>536025995
>doortranny lost
>furry (billy) won
It doesnβt matter, Victor chads
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 2:25:43 AM
No.536025781
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 2:26:08 AM
No.536025830
>>536025710
victor will win friday trust the plan
Y.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 2:27:02 AM
No.536025917
Dubs and Paigechads will win next week
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 2:27:40 AM
No.536025995
>>536026075
>>536025710
votes don't mean anything most polished ones are doorman and paige we will probably get doorman
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 2:28:29 AM
No.536026075
>>536025995
Iβve heard that before
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 2:29:30 AM
No.536026181
>>536026496
>get stuck rolling viscous cuz billy selection
>probably 2nd or 3rd team
>game ends with them call me useless
>I have more obj damage and player damage than them
>roll another character and people hate on a player on viscous
is this some sort of streamer thing hating on viscous?
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 2:29:34 AM
No.536026186
>>536024526
>no self sustain
his 1 deals melee damage, his 3 boosts melee damage and activates melee healing. can you read? and have you heard of items?
AIIIEEE Deadcock sissies your response?
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 2:31:01 AM
No.536026316
>>536026221
I think that's a guy in a wig
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 2:32:06 AM
No.536026439
>>536026221
Yeah we Deadlock players are trans lol
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 2:32:37 AM
No.536026496
>>536026181
never underestimate the retards who play this game to be manipulated by groupthink into hating on the most useful/valuable player on the team. then, when you win the game in spite of their retardation and the stats are on full display, expect no commends and thank yourself that the enemy team happened to be shittier
>>536026221
Genuine question but what caused the surge in trans stuff being everywhere?
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 2:33:36 AM
No.536026583
>>536026534
White boys realized they couldn't compete with black bvlls
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 2:33:47 AM
No.536026602
>>536026534
sunk cost and bucket crabs
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 2:34:09 AM
No.536026637
>>536026221
I need to see it, I need to know if tranny is better than me at playing Geist. If it is then it will be over for me.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 2:35:11 AM
No.536026751
>>536026534
It's a cult that targets weak minded individuals and it is socially accepted.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 2:36:27 AM
No.536026875
>>536024405
yeah dont worry the playerbase is 99.8% male she'll come soon
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 2:36:44 AM
No.536026898
>>536026534
it's just a certain flavor of autism that's politically and socially accepted as opposed to your run-of-the-mill incel white male autism which everyone hates
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 2:38:01 AM
No.536027031
>>536024405
She was made for BVC (big victor cock)
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 2:38:14 AM
No.536027052
>>536024405
She's hot, but I have no clue what her kit is.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 2:39:04 AM
No.536027129
>>536027236
have they given viscous the model that doesn't look like shit yet
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 2:40:02 AM
No.536027219
>>536027301
why is infernus so strong all of a sudden?
new build? hidden changes?
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 2:40:14 AM
No.536027236
>>536027795
>>536027129
no but they changed his portrait to a new model we don't have yet
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 2:40:48 AM
No.536027292
>>536026534
The internet
Social media
Poisons in food and drink
Jewish "science"
Acceptance of other kinds of degeneracy and degenerate art
Grooming snowball effect
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 2:40:53 AM
No.536027301
>>536027375
>>536027219
>so strong all of a sudden
brother infernigger has been broken/OP for the past year where have you been?
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 2:41:41 AM
No.536027375
>>536027301
idk but he feels even stronger than before the (slight) nerfs
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 2:42:16 AM
No.536027430
>>536027681
>decide to try gun-bop since it's been a while
>get matched against the most nig'd yamato I've ever seen
>10k soul difference early game, and then some later on
>practically solo'd entire team
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 2:43:10 AM
No.536027532
>>536026221
Yeah because they're men (naturally more competitive) and also have way too much time to play videogames because they're isolated and lonely.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 2:43:52 AM
No.536027598
>>536027823
>>536028498
Iβm him
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 2:44:35 AM
No.536027660
>>536026534
its literally just an inversion of the incel to nazi pipeline, the same stock of kids that have more self hatred than anger can be convinced the reason they feel out of place in society is because of something like the wrong gender
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 2:44:52 AM
No.536027681
>>536029816
>>536030007
>>536027430
Yamato is only balanced by the ugly model lol. Give her a gooner skin and you'll have 2000 hours yamato one trick up the ass
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 2:45:31 AM
No.536027748
>>536042302
>>536022102
>Southern Manlet
>Tumblr sexyman frog
>jerma985
>Fat Russian
>Black person
>German person
>Amerimutt
>Gimp suit sex freak
>Piss drinker
Valve is going full omnipandering bro. I would not be surprised if a THE WALL gets added here.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 2:45:59 AM
No.536027795
>>536027236
That aint a model, looks like rough artwork
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 2:46:26 AM
No.536027823
>>536027598
SOMETHING IN THE WAAAAAAY YEAH
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 2:47:30 AM
No.536027952
valve if you add bootleg tahm kench to the game i will whale for whatever retarded cosmetic system you shove into this and play it daily for the rest of my life
Is Bashdown not just a better Lash strikedown what the fuck? Has charges, knocks up and scales with melee with no investment into it. Lash needs level 2 to get the knock up and level 3 to get half decent scaling. Bashdown's scaling is also generally better into lategame. This game has not even released yet and new heroes are already outshining the old ones in how packed their kit is. So far it's like they skipped all the years it took Overwatch 2 to add movement creep to every new hero and also remix old abilities.
I wonder if they will update the old heroes at this point.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 2:48:03 AM
No.536028001
>>536022270
>i wanted the character that will be released in a mattwr of weeks anyways waaaahhhh *shits his pants and infects his axe wound*
ok pedo sama
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 2:49:24 AM
No.536028105
>>536027957
bashdown has no momentum
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 2:50:10 AM
No.536028178
>>536027957
Oh yeah I forgot to mention that it ALSO brings fliers down to the ground. Did they really not think of the overlap
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 2:50:23 AM
No.536028196
>>536028296
>>536027957
doesn't gain bonus damage from height or give nearly any horizontal movement
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 2:51:29 AM
No.536028296
>>536028196
True but it still scales with melee damage and it scales higher. And it has charges.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 2:52:57 AM
No.536028453
Aaaah oooh Iβm going to Coooooounterspell
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 2:53:19 AM
No.536028498
>>536029118
>>536027598
My girlfriend's girlfriend...
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 2:53:37 AM
No.536028525
>wait 10 minutes for a game
>gt rage quits because he doesnt get a character
>nobody even bothers to play out lane at least
holy fuck what a gay community
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 2:56:29 AM
No.536028772
>>536026221
>NAshitter
RU and CNchads will end up dominating.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 2:59:41 AM
No.536029118
>>536028498
Yeah, Iβm not gay but itβs totally understandable
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 3:01:54 AM
No.536029347
>536028001
>Big tits = pedophile
Why are zoomers so deranged?
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 3:03:22 AM
No.536029501
>>536041090
>You get one sticker added for each time you vote
Better plaster that wall before voting ends, anons
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 3:04:40 AM
No.536029620
>536029347
>all heroes will get released in less thsn a month
>whine about leaving the game while he shit his pants infecting his axe wound for no reason
why do zoomers beg for attention so much? why are they so retarded and stupid?
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 3:05:33 AM
No.536029702
>>536029803
>>536031124
This game is NOT beginner friendly
what in the fuck are these retard devs doing
I just watched my friend play a seeker 1 game and it was so fucking lopsided on teams, like both sides were doing stupid shit but holy fuck it was a slaughter for him and his team
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 3:06:33 AM
No.536029794
>>536010241
actually unplayable i might make an account just to spread the gospel of toes to yoshi
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 3:06:38 AM
No.536029803
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 3:06:47 AM
No.536029816
>>536030007
>>536027681
itβs actually horrendous how they keep this stupid ass design in the game
>does not even look cool
>no lore explanation for uncanny look
>latger hitbox
>ugly and genuinely repulsive
when will faggot yoshi update her
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 3:08:56 AM
No.536030007
>>536030235
>>536027681
>>536029816
Niggers you are NOT ready for when Yamato gets the yellow fever upgrade.
You thought Mina looked good? Yamato one tricks will be full on cancer.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 3:10:02 AM
No.536030109
>>536016372
I'm a sucker for portal characters and he has the interesting flavor of it being literal doors
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 3:11:16 AM
No.536030235
>>536030007
Yamato should look like sukeban gf from Kill Bill
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 3:15:30 AM
No.536030643
>>536040842
>high prio billy
>load into match
>nobody is billy, not even me
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 3:15:35 AM
No.536030652
>>536027957
are you retarded
>>535977606 (OP)
I played League of Legends casually from like 2010 to 2015 and have dabbled a little with DOTA2. Enough to know the general rhythm and character/item archetypes of assfags. I got into the alpha and messed around a bit but it was way too early alpha for me to get deep into.
With the latest patch I want to. Any general tips or go-to video guides I can look at beyond "play the game" (for when I'm not playing the game, like eating or something, which I'm doing now)?
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 3:19:23 AM
No.536031006
>reloading with his mouth
now that's awesome wtf I like Billy now
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 3:20:41 AM
No.536031124
>>536029702
the game isn't friendly to anyone under 1000 hours, that's just the basic bare minimum of any MOBA. Dota 2 is much harder once you learn the movement basics
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 3:20:53 AM
No.536031138
Holy fuck bros Billy is fun no wonder he won I think it might be not only because some furry lobby
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 3:21:34 AM
No.536031196
>>536030753
try spectating matches to get a good idea how to play a hero. i'm sure there will be more up to date guides soon.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 3:23:13 AM
No.536031327
>>536030753
watch streamers and copy what they do (or do your best performance or impression of what they do). look up deadlock movement wiki; there are videos on YT too. immerse yourself in a good streamer and their personality: I'll make it simple for you, watch jamside and no one else. everyone else who streams is shit (except maybe eido).
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 3:28:00 AM
No.536031750
>>536024759
>>536022189
you can literally do exactly that if you use his ram charge side ways along a wall
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 3:28:05 AM
No.536031760
>>536032935
Played against a billy who literally only spammed heavy melee got parried and died all game
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 3:28:16 AM
No.536031779
>>536031947
>>536035848
speaking of streamers, some rivals cucks are swapping over to try out the update and are saying "this is the future of gaming" so i think its leaving a pretty good impression on the zoomers
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 3:30:05 AM
No.536031947
>>536031779
The zoomers like it because Deadlock looks very confident now.
It has "aura".
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 3:30:25 AM
No.536031980
>>536032913
Autistic question: Anyone here use MOBA/MMO mouses? What's a good one? I am retarded and fatfinger my keyboard too much so I want to try an alternative.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 3:33:33 AM
No.536032258
>>536033080
>>536033121
>billy punches despite holding a club
valve is lazy as fuck
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 3:40:15 AM
No.536032913
>>536033295
>>536036880
>>536031980
I play meepo in dota and I've never needed more than two side buttons. For deadlock you barely need half a keyboard.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 3:40:33 AM
No.536032935
>>536031760
A B R A M S
I
L
L
Y
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 3:42:06 AM
No.536033080
>>536033282
>>536032258
>the same developer that revolutionized physics engines and perfected facial animations back in 2004 can't implement jack shit for either in this game besides a bouncing ball in the lobby
everything good in video games ended in 2007
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 3:42:07 AM
No.536033084
>>536030753
Everyone's retarded right now in the starter elo, just play and make an effort to look thru the guides and understand the items. This game doesn't necessarily reward being a retard who just runs at enemies like it's overwatch but you won't get super punished for it like in other mobas.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 3:42:34 AM
No.536033121
>>536032258
??? His light and heavy melee are both the bat.
Seeing lot of nips tweeting about the game, seems a bit weird given the genre.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 3:44:18 AM
No.536033282
>>536033080
Valve didn't revolutionize jack in physics, Half-Life 2's physics were handled by Havok's proprietary physics middleware which plenty of other games also used.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 3:44:26 AM
No.536033295
>>536032913
4 abilities and 4 items because of the heroes I play
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 3:46:31 AM
No.536033508
>>536035989
>>536036076
>>536033197
It started with Apex Legend and jappa are getting into pc shooters now. There's a lot of nips streamers playing during the first few weeks as well
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 3:46:39 AM
No.536033526
feels gud to not use up all my votes immediately
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 3:46:42 AM
No.536033531
>>536033764
Do you always buy Mystic Burst if your hero can proc it?
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 3:49:05 AM
No.536033764
>>536033531
no, you did before the shop update but now its only worth it on spammable poke abilties
its op on healing abilities like mo and krill and lash
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 3:52:41 AM
No.536034114
>>536034292
Don't know what to think of Billy. He seems like he doesn't do a lot of damage. Also his gun is only useful if you're within 5 meters of the target.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 3:54:18 AM
No.536034278
>>536034647
>>536035412
notice the player count peaks of deadlock
still only a largely western game
this shit is gonna blow up once valve preps it for china
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 3:54:25 AM
No.536034292
>>536034114
shit ton of disruption for heavy peel or help people get kills. not a pure tank like abrams but can do a lot more if you have a good handle on positioning/game sense
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 3:58:01 AM
No.536034647
>>536034689
>>536034803
>>536034278
Is that even possible with all the occultism?
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 3:58:28 AM
No.536034689
>>536034803
>>536034647
I haven't really noticed any skellies so far
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 3:59:51 AM
No.536034803
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 4:02:07 AM
No.536035015
>>536026534
if you want a comprehensive answer to your "genuine question", you can read the Transgender-Industrial Complex by Scott Howard.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 4:06:11 AM
No.536035412
>>536034278
in the asia server about 50% of the players have chinese names and most of the time they're complete clueless retards that like shouting in voice comms but you get the occasional 40-1 haze.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 4:11:02 AM
No.536035848
>>536048132
>>536031779
rivals is one of the shallowest games ever created so it doesnt surprise me that even the biggest sellouts are looking for any way out of the hell theyve imprisoned themselves in
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 4:12:29 AM
No.536035989
>>536036076
>>536033508
Lot of them looked interested on new characters. Help that they more or less represent what final game should look like.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 4:13:12 AM
No.536036047
>Geist call Billy William
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 4:13:40 AM
No.536036076
>>536041621
>>536033197
>>536033508
>>536035989
Yeah lots of them have gotten used to competitive hero shooters ever since apex and valo got popular there
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 4:15:10 AM
No.536036203
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 4:15:18 AM
No.536036212
>>536036351
>>536037162
new meta
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 4:16:54 AM
No.536036351
>>536036772
>>536036212
can post his build if anyone is wondering
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 4:18:59 AM
No.536036526
>no in-game lobbies anymore
when will they add it back? i'd rather play that
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 4:21:45 AM
No.536036772
>>536040201
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 4:22:54 AM
No.536036880
>>536032913
playing meepo takes less buttons than having a bunch of items because it's control groups. it doesn't add many new buttons
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 4:23:25 AM
No.536036926
I want to play as frank
I want to make people rage with his spirit scaling damage resistance
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 4:25:59 AM
No.536037162
>>536036212
Billy is as bad as prime Shiv.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 4:26:31 AM
No.536037219
brat thighs
I know Im a casual and need to "gitgud" but man I'd be all over this game if the gameplay wasnt such a farm fest and required you to learn some wave-dash tier engine exploits just to keep up movement-wise once you reach a certain skill level within the playerbase.
If the farming was toned down the way Paragon was, I wouldnt mind it as much, but I get that it would probably take away from the build depth.
on another note:
currently working on something atm but once Im done, I wanna draw some Mina lewds so feel free to give me some poses or scenario ideas
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 4:35:44 AM
No.536038089
>>536038986
>>536039434
Having played a bit of both Mina and Billy, I feel like Mina will absolutely dominate the game in most skill levels, while Billy will be a more offensive Abrams which means a stray parry will insta delete him if it lands.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 4:40:04 AM
No.536038484
>>535986210
Based, furnigger tourists on suicide watch over this TRVKE
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 4:44:20 AM
No.536038853
>>536043268
>>536037731
what kind of issues are you having with the movement? it's incredible easy to pick up after enough playtime in my experience, just slide after everything and walljumping is very intuitive since the last change. Compared to other shooters I've played with more complex movement systems (Apex) the amount of time I've put into just practicing movement in sandbox is basically zero. There was that corner boosting mechanic that I tried to get down for a bit but afaik it's been removed from the game, same with most of the more obscure zipline tech.
>gameplay is such a farm fest
now this is an actual skill issue I'm sorry
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 4:45:51 AM
No.536038986
>>536039434
>>536038089
her 1 build is so disgustingly overtuned right now it's probably getting nerfed within the week
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 4:45:56 AM
No.536038996
>>535992280
>the dogfuckers melted down over this too
lmao
You'd think after 40 years of (justly) being the most hated people on the internet they'd grow some thicker skin. Too much time spent with their dicks inside children and housepets to do any introspection I guess.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 4:48:49 AM
No.536039226
>>536040060
>>536043268
>>536037731
Mina reverse cowgirl facesitting footjob please (and give her sharp toenails like manicured "vampire" toenails, painted black of course)
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 4:51:25 AM
No.536039434
>>536039868
>>536038089
>>536038986
what is her "one build"? I haven't touched the game or looked into anything.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 4:56:07 AM
No.536039868
>>536039434
Her passive has a build up to a damage burst (think toxic bullets but with a burst instead of bleed) which will just insta-delete characters once she gets going since it scales with spirit.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 4:58:35 AM
No.536040060
>>536043268
>>536037731
>>536039226
This, but with boots on instead
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 5:00:10 AM
No.536040201
>>536040347
>>536042069
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 5:02:00 AM
No.536040347
>>536040201
billy is at his "stack nothing but melee items and then leech or some other sustain" prime. might actually get nerfed harder than mina
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 5:02:12 AM
No.536040359
>lash and seven in our team
@
>lash is feeding 1-9
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 5:04:12 AM
No.536040527
>>536040675
>>536046496
I thought his name was frank
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 5:05:56 AM
No.536040675
>>536043725
>>536040527
they took away frank to make billy funnier
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 5:07:57 AM
No.536040842
>>536030643
YO IS THIS REAL?
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 5:09:56 AM
No.536041013
>>536043268
>>536037731
Paragon was what got me into mobas. It was pretty interesting as the first true 3d moba. There are copycats that have come out but it definitely should've stayed dead. What's easy to appreciate about Deadlock is that it REALLY makes the 3D environment matter, it's not something like Smite where the 3D aspect has absolutely no impact on gameplay, Paragon didn't have as much 3d stuff as it should have, other than aiming (which was still pretty generous)
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 5:10:42 AM
No.536041090
>>536041652
>>536029501
after they took my snowglobe? I bet the stickers will be gone next big update
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 5:11:55 AM
No.536041182
>>536041560
>>536019514
Why is there punk culture in a 20's inspired game.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 5:13:00 AM
No.536041285
Why did they make it so mina's spirit damage passive on her bullets has no interaction with spirit procs???? there's nowhere that says it doesn't, you just have to test it yourself.
>>536041182
it's there because it's NYC... and because the writers at Valve are clearly a bunch of Paige self-inserters (retarded millennial women). You can tell by this slough of interactions. Like painting Vindicta as heroic for killing descendants of a bad guy, and her calling out Billy's "slacktivism". And how all of the epic lines from characters who are totally "slaying" in an exchange have far too longwinded sentences. Like it's a millennial onions/woman writer's idea of a cool line that they thought of in the shower but is just way too long. Brevity is the soul of wit.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 5:16:58 AM
No.536041619
>>536041709
will doorman actually be op? he only has a teleport...vertical ginnis wall...and then displacement ult that probably just does OK spirit damage. or is it a 45% winrate hero on pubs but impossibly broken in comp hero?
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 5:17:01 AM
No.536041621
>>536036076
Hell, they got used to PC gaming in general since League started trying to make JP servers a thing.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 5:17:19 AM
No.536041652
>>536041090
what are you talking about snowglobe is still in the game
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 5:17:59 AM
No.536041709
>>536041619
vertical ginnis wall was replaced by a push i think, but we dont know for sure
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 5:18:23 AM
No.536041741
>>536041560
Vindicta believes she's heroic. Why wouldn't she? Who else believes that? Everyone else thinks her single-minded obsession of killing the Hathornes is missing the forest for the trees.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 5:20:38 AM
No.536041920
>>536041560
https://youtu.be/r67z4WhuMT8?t=46
This is a good example.
Billy should just go "yap yap, SHUDDUP you bitch..." by the second sentence.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 5:21:05 AM
No.536041957
>>536042058
>>536045476
>play 10 games
>literally pick the most popular heroes in the game statistically and put them at grey priority
>pick mina and then also add billy today
>only have gotten a new hero once, and it was mina on the first day
fuck you cunts at valve
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 5:22:08 AM
No.536042058
>>536041957
Yeah, because no one else is doing that.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 5:22:16 AM
No.536042069
>>536040201
Siphon feels really nice on him
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 5:23:57 AM
No.536042206
>>536042418
deadlock status?
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 5:25:00 AM
No.536042302
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 5:25:48 AM
No.536042378
what the fuck is wrong with match making right now
>NA server
>que for 5 hero's non of them are new
>middle of the road rank wise
>its been 6 mins without a fucking game
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 5:26:20 AM
No.536042418
>>536042612
>>536042206
>add random voting that doesn't do anything
>people feel the need to play to vote
Live service works. I've played 17 games and I don't even feel like it because I want to vote.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 5:28:28 AM
No.536042602
>>536041560
speak like a normal person, faggot
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 5:28:36 AM
No.536042612
>>536042418
they also made the game a lot more visually appealing and normalfags are starting to take note
>>536039226
>>536040060
Might do this one, but who is she sitting on?
>>536038853
I've seen some crazy animation cancelling stuff that made abram (and some other characters) keep their momentum and fly across the map and I feel like that kind of stuff isnt really what the devs had in mind for the game.
>farm fest skill issue
If you said that about my other point, I'd get that. But I dont think farming itself is hard, its just kinda boring (imo of course), Ive played plenty of other mobas and the farming aspect has always been my least favorite part about them.
>>536041013
> It was pretty interesting as the first true 3d moba.
Yuuuuup, and its a shame that it didnt catch on with other mobas that came after. Deadlock did tremendously improve on that aspect, I agree with you.
However, to this day, I still think that the lack of character design and thematic cohesion is what prevented it from thriving, it had this weird "tech but also magic" vibe that didnt feel like it knew where it wanted to go aesthetically.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 5:39:40 AM
No.536043498
>>536045548
these new heroes are too polished, it makes me wish all heroes were already fully done
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 5:40:26 AM
No.536043554
tfw you time Kelvin's level 2 beam DPS increase with picking up Arcane Surge in lane and get a kill everytime.
I feel like you gotta go all in on beam to make it good now though, no grenade items or heals
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 5:42:23 AM
No.536043720
I can't be the only one who's just been losing almost every single match after the update happened, right?
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 5:42:26 AM
No.536043725
>>536040675
Plus frankenstein was the doctor who made the monster. The monster never had a real name
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 5:43:28 AM
No.536043796
>>536043268
I am a little biased because I love movement and crave for some kind of arena shooter to fill the tf2 shaped hole in my heart so I would prefer that they keep any cool movement. The only thing is that "free" movement can not be too good. Like soldier in tf2 has to trade hp for movement (and one of the currently unreleased heros has something like rocket jumping). I can see how it can get out of hand but I wish it would end up being a little too good than movement being a little too weak. Moving around already feels nice with sliding and wall jumping and whatnot.
Also GabeFollower (I think) datamined something to do with "escorting" so it could be an alternative gamemode. I am 99% sure we will get one before launch because it would pull in so many people who love the aesthetic/lore/characters of deadlock but don't like mobas, so just stick around for that.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 5:45:32 AM
No.536043981
>>536043268
>Might do this one, but who is she sitting on?
Abrams
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 5:49:07 AM
No.536044245
>>536044639
>enemy team has lash
>he's alive and with his ult ready
>my team goes mid
Why are russians so retarded?
real talk
this bitch does fucking nothing
its like having vindicta on your team but worse
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 5:54:08 AM
No.536044639
>>536044245
Based slavs having no fear.
rate my build (haven't played as him yet)
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 5:59:17 AM
No.536045056
>>536043268
>Might do this one, but who is she sitting on?
Vindicta
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 5:59:30 AM
No.536045072
>>536044543
Any niggas tried building rot on her and outlasting enemy
Or is she too squishy to even build tank
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 6:00:56 AM
No.536045182
>>536045283
>>536044543
I can't overstate how completely fucked she is by slowing hex. If you lane against her, go slowing hex first item and you can just walk up and kill her
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 6:01:01 AM
No.536045184
>>536043268
>Who is she sitting on
Me of course.
But seriously? Idk i would like girl on girl action
Parad
>>53604
ox headbulb
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 6:02:11 AM
No.536045283
>>536045182
she's fucked by anything
she's meant to be a hard carry glass cannon but she ends up being just an annoying character that does nothing of value outside her ult
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 6:02:27 AM
No.536045306
>>536044906
You need rapid recharge earlier, its stupid good on him. And also it feels like you should build him tankier.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 6:04:36 AM
No.536045476
>>536041957
I"ve gone TWENTY GAMES WITHOUT A NEW HERO
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 6:05:31 AM
No.536045548
>>536043498
100% they are going to go back and start working on finishing all the other hero's before we get the next batch
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 6:06:22 AM
No.536045615
>>536046649
Finally had my best Shiv game with 10 kills. I just wanna know how do I know someone is below 25% for the ult to execute?
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 6:14:33 AM
No.536046281
>>536044906
I actually really like this one, publish it.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 6:14:47 AM
No.536046297
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 6:17:10 AM
No.536046496
>>536040527
It's actually Frank's Monster
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 6:18:50 AM
No.536046649
>>536045615
Doesn't the indicator turn red? Try it out in test.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 6:19:27 AM
No.536046703
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 6:34:32 AM
No.536048003
>>536044906
You need more greens. You have no tools to get out and you need to last long so you need tankiness
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 6:36:00 AM
No.536048132
>>536054449
>>536035848
How bad is Rivals really? Never played it or Overwatch.
Does deadlock really have a chance?
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 8:01:57 AM
No.536054354
>>536002719
>>536003310
I mean, Punk Goat is literally the average /v/ user, so you have to interact with this kind of goober daily.
Anonymous
8/21/2025, 8:03:28 AM
No.536054449
>>536048132
Rivals is just Overewatch with a different set of heroes and art style.
If Deadlock released same day as Rivals, it would lose out. Rivals is just easier to get into and immediately appealing. Deadlock will probably win out long term, but both games won't have DOTA 2 level legs.