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>News
Version 2.2 Special Program live on August 22 at 19:30 (UTC+8)
https://www.hoyolab.com/article/40634164
Agent Record | Orphie Magnusson & "Magus"
https://www.hoyolab.com/article/40210604
Agent Record | Seed
https://www.hoyolab.com/article/40193008
Version 2.1 "The Impending Crash of Waves" Special Program
https://youtu.be/lT68Fo91vWk

>Newest Trailer/Teaser/Character demo
https://youtu.be/kBQnjxq8Fc8 (EN)
https://youtu.be/J8msJFQ8NNc (JP)
https://youtu.be/Fp7tFxXMoRM (EN)
https://youtu.be/El0GKaGBNyc (JP)
https://youtu.be/fFU7rj7IoLo (EN)
https://youtu.be/c4mHDmvrn4M (JP)
https://youtu.be/yV8loyeDX_M (EN)
https://youtu.be/_i8DIN0zyZo (JP)

>Upcoming Events for 2.1
https://zenless.hoyoverse.com/en-us/news/157696
All-New Program 07/16 - 09/03
Tales of Midsummer Dreams 07/17 - 09/03
Legend of the Marvelous Fish Stall 07/22 - 08/11
"En-Nah" Chess Legend 07/28 - 09/03
Advanced Bounty: Routine Cleanup 08/01 - 08/06
"En-Nah" Into Your Lap 08/06 - 09/03
Ghost Ship Adventure 08/06 - 08/25
JoJo's Space Mystery 08/13 - 08/25
Failume Summer Puzzle 08/20 - 09/03
Data Bounty: Combat Simulation 08/27 - 09/01

>Redeemable codes (claimable in-game or online)
https://zenless.hoyoverse.com/redemption
ZENLESSGIFT
ZZZ21SUMMER
ALICEYUZUHA

>Resources and useful links
https://rentry.org/zzzlinks
https://rentry.org/ZZZ-Friends

>/zzz/ OP pastebin (use this if making new thread):
https://pastebin.com/PzbMf13P

<3

Komano love!

Wormter flopped
Twice

bi sluts

Rabbit game

*blocks your polys*

>>535981668 (OP)
Alice and Zhao should get playboy bunny costumes

.... Do people use this as an onahole?

>>535982101
Even Manato? Even Kama???

So the Spook Shack is not their original group name but a forum's? Like an agent group named Somethingawful.com squad?

>>535982623
Yes. It's that stupid

>>535982171
>WAIFE!
I will sacrifice myself for this desperate ladies, bros.

>>535982623
Yeah, I’m not sure how I feel about it. The group, from theme to character relationships, is primarily structured around Yuzuha. Alice and Manato only engage in the forum because of her.

>>535982282
Yeah, same with the bunny ass.

>>535982623
>Spook Shack someone gets even worse.
Lol, Lmao even. If Yuzuha wasn't an S-Rank support the entire faction would be a flop.

I am not gay, but I would have gay sex with Seth.

it's them!!!!

>>535983681
maybe you're a bi slut

>>535983726
Is burnice actually a womanlet? her heels are so high and yet she's mogged by Anbie, a literal teen.

>>535983442
Maybe they tuck their nubs in their swimsuit?

I kinda want to see Zhao footage now.

>>535981720
>>535981820
>>535983681
You have AIDS

>>535983907
who cares man

>>535983681
I'm straight, so I'd rather just bully him and piss on him.

>>535983907
Probably. Jane Doe is technically way shorter than what her model implies

Is it even worth leveling up proxy level to max as a f2p player? There doesn't seem to be a way to lower it either like world level in genshin impact.

Seed has a cute futa penis and I'm tired of pretending she doesn't

>>535984123
Yi mentioned!

>>535984242
Panty and Stocking collab ANY MINUTE now!

>nicole is le some super secret tops nepo baby
You people need to understand that good negotiation skills and charisma and get you Very Very far. Thats what she has, she was able to make connections and thus fund her lifestyle and achieve everything she has right now

>>535984242
>cuck shoot!
what did they mean by this?

>>535982609
yes all of them

>>535982609
ESPECIALLY kama

>>535984147
I am straight too and I would bully him by sucking his dick until he cums, swallow and laugh at him, yelling "you came! you're gay now!"

Uh... no gamescom trailer or whatever?

>>535984335
worth what? you get to 60, get all the rewards, and then you have nothing to look forward to for the rest of time.

>>535984564
none of this make you find super soldiers and discarded super robots on the floor like that. Or carry a unique black hole generator.

>>535984564
>browns
>charisma
it's a completely alien concept to the creatures

>>535982163
>>535981953

>>535984769
Dude they live in a super powered society. Rummaging through trash can surely find you some interesting things if you do it for long enough

>>535984601
shoot your load to coalburnerice

>>535985682
I need this wallpaper

20th of August... I am forgotten.

>>535983681
repent

Puppy.

>>535986731
You have hepatitis B and C

>>535986706
what is this makeup style. are they trying to emulate big anime eyes? idk, it just reads as visually odd

so let me get this straight, fags spam all hoyo generals with their headcanon 24/7?

>>535987008
You're branching out, that's nice to see.

How do I do damage with Ellen outside the stun window? I'm watching someone hit 8k before stun against marionette when I can't break 3k.

>>535987280
double dash then charge basic

i'm not seeing even a single fag post in /wuwa/

>>535987401
It's called gathering wives for a reason

>>535984668
Are the rewards worth permanently making the game harder and making this take longer to complete?

That's because you should take your raiders back, jeet

>>535987280
roll better substats on your disks
kill the summoned marionettes for extra score
i don't play ellen, but you'd probably wanna bring her ball and astra

>>535987401
We only like yuri on wuwa.

>>535987401
Did wuwa actually win?

>>535987635
there's non of that fagposting there either, vermin
you are literally paid to be here

>>535987834
If you had more money you could pay me to leave but you are poor.

>>535988007
I'd rather feed you shit that you love so much, jeet

I could have asked this anywhere but since its relevant to ZZZ, I'll ask here. Is it weird to listen to music on speakers even tho I have perfectly good headphones?
I was playing this on a Bluetooth speaker

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KtgGtJjcRLM

My family was giving me weird looks and I dont understand why. Is this really that weird

>>535988362
the black guy is right...

astra confirmed pure
lyrics of "original me"

[Chorus]
Zàibu huì ràng chéngnuò bèi fūyǎn
Bù ràng zhēnxīn bèi qūjiě
Méiyǒu yùyǎn de rénshēng dàn
Měi yībù wǒ yǒu juédìng quán
Ràng xiácī pī fà xiàn
Ràng měilì bèi zhēnshí fùyuán
Wǒ suǒ liǎojiě de wǒ hái méi bèi liǎojiě
Bié zài ràng shànyì bèi tuōyán
Bù tīng èyǔ hé xián yán
I may be a virgin
Měi yībù wǒ yǒu xuǎnzé quán
Cuòwù bù bèi zhēyǎn
Zhēnshí de wǒ zài nǐ yǎnqián
Wǒ suǒ liǎojiě de wǒ děngdài pī fà xiàn

>>535984249
go make ur supper and finish the event you have delayed for 3 weeks instead of shitposting here all day!!!!

>>535988427
>Is it weird to listen to music on speakers
No you're just retarded and subhuman, that's a common occurence in the wild

>>535988427
listening to music without headphone annoys others
how would you like it if someone was playing a song when you want peace and quiet

>>535988427
Stop caring about others and do whatver you want

Why is she like this?

>>535988503
nigga nobody knows what this pinyin shit means
post the hanzi

they totally banged on the boat didn't they?

>>535988427
Context missing. Were you in a group space or your own room? If the former, should've checked if they were okay with it. If the latter, unless you were blasting it at max volume I don't see the issue.

>>535988713
>murdered
>ostracized
>bullied
>abused
Yes, great advice.

>>535988941
in my room, working on something I saw on Art Attack, it really wasnt that loud, speaker is right above my head so it doesnt need to be loud. maybe they were weirded out what I was listening to

Jack Black and Keanu Reeves confirmed Orphie is UNSKIPPABLE

>>535988823
Yes

>>535987401
They're all here. Why do you think the game is called Withering Sales

>>535989039
???

>>535989292
>maybe they were weirded out what I was listening to
I'm inclined to think this, as well. I wouldn't worry about it too much.

>>535986686
>welsh
shit patch

>>535988823
She couldn’t say no
Because of the implication

I've got 150 rolls right now, do you think I'll be able to save up enough in time for 2.4?

>>535985682
For some reason, Orphie’s face reminds me of Sakura from Tsubasa Chronicles. I’m not sure why, since they don’t really look alike.

>>535987401
/wuwa/ does not really have a dedicated shipschizo and the 1 or 2 yuriniggers that occasionally shit up the general still are nowhere near as annoying as those here.
There is plenty to say about their cross-general shills and jeets, but /wuwa/ itself is pretty comfy outside of patch days

>>535990202
save up enough for what?

>>535990202
for one m0w1 agent? yeah

/wuwa/ is dead

>>535990910
VH+engine+support

>>535984264
Weird that there's only one Anby there.

>>535988427
First 2 people gave you the truth, but you only responded to the retard that didn't immediately point out reality to you. Basically you don't want what you already know to be confirmed but you still bothered to ask. Imagine if I was in the room next to yours and every time you played music through the speakers I turned on lolibeats 10000 as a response. This is how everyone else in the house feels if they can hear your music on the speaker. It doesn't matter if they aren't playing music, nobody wants to be forced to listen to your music. You have headphones just fucking use them.

Why do people think that we’ll get 2 void hunters in 2.x?

>>535991429
Cuck

>>535991554
it's our only hope... to compete... with Winning Wins...

>>535991554
i think we'll get 2 void hunters per year, every 6 months
during x.4 and anniversary patches

WU
WON

joyous when

>>535986648
Sorry, but I don't worship jews or their imposed slave culture values.

>>535991651
If I ever dare catch you playing music on speakers I will fucking blast mesugaki tentacle ASMR so loud you won't even be able to hear your own thoughts bitch

Where is our Wuwa expy?

>>535992062
The designs would unironically improve massively then

>>535992062
Vivian or Sneed, pick whatever dogshit character only browns like that appeals to you more

>>535991920
swordmaster and pink girl when (yes i do have mibibi and nicole) but still, WHEN?

>>535991070
You get about 100 pulls a patch in the low end, so 350 pulls. Lets say average of 120 per agent if average luck. Engine is 75% pull at 80 pulls. All together, enough that you have a decent chance, but you still need to have decent luck.

Lycaon

>>535991920
Joyous is alive?

>still another 2 weeks of alice banner
AIEEEEEEEEEEEE

>Alice is so deeply gimmicky and autistic that AI chatbots can mimic her personality pretty much perfectly
Huh.

>>535992431
Cute

>>535992462
>skip all non-VH characters
>still not enough to guarantee VHs and their teams
sad

>>535992431
Canon

>>535992792
Dont forget about Zhu

>>535992758
Nice, wonder if I'll get lucky with an early M1.
Also are we getting Orphie or Seed first? If they make the Captain of Obol play second fiddle to a shitty NEET-personality feet girl I'm gonna be pretty annoyed.

>>535992431
Bros... Are we the designated Hoyo fujo game?

>>535992431
>make Lycaon turbo mega for (you) ultra
>give him a gay lover 7 patches later
I wonder of any homos felt bamboozled by this

>>535991926
why is this pic so hot omg. implied sex is one of the hottest tags ever

>>535993192
Seed/Trigger banner first.

>>535991070
because of how the drio rates work, the real guaranteed S is at 80. so to guarantee any character you need 160

you get 8 residual signals per A rank angent/w-engine (and 40 residual signals for S rank), and every 20 residual signals give you 1 roll
in 160 rolls you will get 1 S rank and up to 16 A ranks. that adds up to 40+8*16= 168 resigual signals or 8 rolls (at minimum, you will get luckier)
so really, you need around 150 rolls

also, whenever a new version drops, we get 10 limited rolls
so you need 140

but also, the events themselves give poly, which i have not calculated the average amount of, but let's say around 135 would be enough to guarantee any S rank

(this calculation does not factor in fading signals, as the shop might not be reset during the desired banner, but if it did, then that would net you another 5 limited rolls)

daily errands give 60 poly a day *20 = 1,200 (each banner is 21 days)
SD resets once every 14 days, so you will get to do at least 1, that's 720 poly if you get all Ss. new total = 1,920
DA resets every 14 days, at 6 stars that's another 300 poly. new total = 2,220
the daily website checkin gives 60 poly over 31 days. so you can expect to get 40 of those.
the newstand / ashoo pays out 5 times in 30 days. let's say you get 3 of those at the lowest possible payout of 20 poly. new total = 2,320/160 = 14.5 rolls

so you need to enter the desired banner with around 120 rolls to guarantee getting it

1/2

>>535992431
Not gay at all

>>535981668 (OP)
Yuzuha gets to fuck this?

Why is she so...?

>>535992431
the homies are not gay
fujos should stop corrupting them

>>535993370
LycaWise is still going strong to this day, probably LycaBelle too. Ships can coexist.

>>535993579
>VH+engine+support by the end of 2.4, starting with 150
right now it's 20th august, the current banner ends on september 3rd. that's 14 days until the start of 2.2
2.2 will last 42 days, same for 2.3 and 2.4,
for a total of 14+21+21+21+21+21+21= 140 days of saving
pic related is an old spreadsheet i made, the number might be out of date, but i'm getting 163 rolls for 140 days + 150 = 290
and you'd need 480 to guarantee all 3 rolls

again, my calculations are always criticized for not counting the event poly, yes, i should count them, no, i can't be bothered
tl;dr: it looks like you'd need to get at least statistically lucky

>>535993695
Actually no, but Wisegod fucks both.
Melt down, now. Spam every 90 seconds. Get to it, don't keep me waiting.

>>535993803
>Ships can coexist.
Not peacefully. And it's better that way, otherwise what's the point it'd be fucking boring

>>535992431
devs are speedrunning an EOS

that is manato's harem

>>535994029
>it's better that way
Rather odd way to look at it, but okay.

i randomly thought about miyabi waiting for me at home after work and felt bittersweet

>>535993561
actually its gonna be another double new banner

>>535993843
>tl;dr: it looks like you'd need to get at least statistically lucky
Man, that's fucked. Even if I skip all agents except the most vital ones, I still won't get enough rolls without having to top up?

>>535992758
Why does she wear panties on her stockings?

>>535994782
well, tell you what, i just got out of bed, so i'll do some chores, and then at some point i'll try counting the event poly, i'll update my spreadsheet, and i'll run the numbers again, (You) you with a more accurate result, hopefully before this thread reaches bump limit

>>535995103
why aren't you doing that?

Senior Fufu is in a bit of a pickle

>>535985682
The kids and their parents.

>>535995195
As a male I feel like stockings are not made for me. On girls I prefer thigh highs, I'm basic like that.

>>535992431
Best friends

>>535981668 (OP)
So, how stronk is Alice? I quite like her gameplay, no bullshit, straight to the point. She seems strong from her trials, but they're always tuned down to make characters stronger than they are. Also I don't have any Phys anomaly other than Piper. Overall, the only Phys S agent I have is Nekomata, and, well, yeah.
I'm not particularly fond of Alice's design though. I like her swimsuit and would've rolled for her if she came with it, but alas.
Also I wish she would whip me.

>>535994243
In reality it'd be you waiting at home for her while she's out slaying ethreals all the time. Even though you don't really need to worry about her, you always would.

Also that relationship would either be sexless or she'd break you in half, no inbetween.

>>535983726
Black skirts squad, and it's so fucking HOT

I am in a coma until 2.2. And unlike you guys, that mean I stopped playing ZZZ for now.
AMA

How do we even compete with this?

To feel his claws gently drag along your skin as he undresses you...

>>535995929
You always do the same post and come back

>>535986686
Black holes confirmed

I wish I had a boyfriend as handsome as Lighter

>>535996292
True. I've seen Nicole's

>>535995668
Strongest character I ever had. By a landslide. Be it with Caesar Yuzuha, or with Vivian Yuzuha, she destroys. Heck even Trigger works as a secondary filler character, as long as Yuzuha is around.

For what it's worth I generally do have dupes on some characters, but Alice isn't special there. Same as Miyabi (m2 with ball each). I've heard her ball is extremely good, even better for her than Miyabi's ball is for Miyabi.

>>535996020
I thought it was about boats?

>>535996020
>male mc got the rean treatment and not the aether treatment
male mc bros we won

>>535996292
>Nicole's black hole is real

>Reanfags ITT
Of fucking course.

>>535996372
who axed

>>535992431
>LycaHugo: popular, gets fanart, gets billboards, gets kino team
>Sneed: shits, flops, gets mentally ill degenerates and zero fanart that's not AI slop generated by the aforementioned degenerates

Looks like PAGS are losing AGAIN, AGAIN and AGAIN!

>>535986686
Oh, I get it, they used a welsh poet's work because Orphie is a goat

>>535996020
MorWIN is the best from the videos I've seen.

Lisa's ass is tragically flat.

>>535995668
Imagine a hybrid of Miyabi and Yanagi, that's Alice. Redditors would be crying a river again when they realise what they decided to not roll for.

>>535996748
i agree
she looks like keqing

>>535997031
Enough

>>535997086
I wish I had Vivian so I could justify rolling Alice

>>535996684
They used a poem about death because everyone fucking dies. Unfortunately Sneed is not included into "everyone"

>>535997312
apparently Yuzu Alice Nicole can still kill

>>535997312
You don't need the dogshit character to play Alice, all you need is Yuzuha and your choice of Jane/Nicole/Trigger

Sneed's Feet and Seat just keeps winning

>>535995668
I was in the same situation as you. I haven't built Alice much (but Anomaly characters don't require much investment) but she's already comfortably replaced my Piper. My Piper struggles with the higher Shiyus and Deadly Assault, I use Piper in a Disorder team even when there's no Physical shilling. But as you said, it's going to be difficult to judge since we're still in the shill phase right now.

>>535997342
No I think the title is about fucking goats actually

So who's coming in 2.3? Any leaks? I want Alice, I want tickly toes, I want choking-sex tail. I also want Evelyn and Vivian. My polywallet won't get through this unscathed.
This game has too many girls I want.

>>535997593
Nicole is the only one of those I have and she's already on another team

Hello, is this a game for faggots, troons and furfags?

>>535997731
Correct

>>535997731
Hello, yes, Hugo, Chinatsu, and Ben Bigger are actually hugely popular despite what you may see/read/hear/experience

>>535997731
this is a game for heterosexuals, homosexuals, and zoophiles

>>535997731
Yes, you're welcome, take a seat over there

>>535997731
Yes.

>>535997686
Move her away then, none of the best teams want Nicole

>>535981668 (OP)
Lucky Yuzuha

>>535997731
Everyone is welcome even lolicons

You're not welcome horsey and neither are your brown pedo friends

>>535998035
bold of you to assume I have any "best teams"

>>535987153
The asians have small eyes, that emulates normal sized eyes

>>535997918
Soon pedophiles are also supported.

someone type out the noises fufu would make during a sex

Xiao Zhao kit leaks. Subject to change
>fire support
>increases sheer force of rupture units
>new debuff increasing enemy weakness to sheer damage
>allows non rupture units to do sheer damage by converting a percentage of all of their damage into sheer damage
>increases adrenaline regen rate for rupture units

>>535998248
They you can pull whatever you want, your bricked account will be bricked regardless

>>535998548
Asian screaming except with nya sounds.

>>535998565
I am aware my account is bricked as fuck, I don't even have 3 teams and I'm not getting 9 stars so I have no business getting luxury characters like Alice

>>535998562
You have to post the source

WHEN IS THE SEXO SLUTTY NUN COMING AAAAAAA

is qingyi a clanker?

>>535998679
>nya
Gao you mean.

>>535998562
T.Lying Lame

>>535998947
Yeah I guess, she's chinese.

>>535998792
Best phys dps is not a luxury though
>inb4 more Piper cope

>>535998836
she looks different now

>>535998562
>giant extending axe
>support
Okay, russian.

>>535999000
Wait, I missed some news regarding her? Any pics? She's really coming at some point?

>>535998989
Every new character they release is going to be the best something anon, my account is in terrible shape and if I can only get 1 character every couple of patches I'm not going to waste that on someone like Alice

>>535998836
I came

>>535999064
Some tranny found a mention of her name in files and now retards gaslit themselves into thinking that she is coming

>>535999064
> Uses Hebe model
> People think she's going to be made for the wolf boy
A grim fate

>literally zero komano in new puzzle event
and you faggots are so convinced that he's an s rank

Content is a want, not a need toobz

>wormano
>S rank
KEKYPOW

>>535999206
>made for wolf boy
Wait what? Is wolf boy a shota? If so I'm so in.

>>535999040
>gun
>support

Guys the weirdest thing happened with my algorithm after visiting /zzz/.
For the past few days some EU and NA anons here kept arguing about russian pol stuff and now my social media feeds everywhere are all pro soviet related shit.

>>535999463
From what I remember he was supposed to be using the "tall male" model. That said there supposedly was reference to another "female 2" named longinus that's possibly also part of the group.

Boyfriend.

>>535999509
Either you didn't take your meds or your browser is cooked and is spying on you

>>535999726
Sis what do you think of his leaked kit?

Digits decide her next brainrot word

>>535999613
I've been following the Lucia saga closely, but it's the first time I heard about the wolf. It would be unforgivable to throw away such a good design

>>535999989
>leaked kit
you meant your worm delusional?

>>535999989
Was something posted from one of those leak channels? I just know he's Fire Rupture.

>>535999613
there's another wolf? I thought that was Manato

>>536000041
To be fair, i might be mixing it up with the black cat agent.

>>535999509
So what’s the problem?
You are not actually supporting westoid cucks, are you?

>>535999989
He's had A rank stats for a while, not even flopter went through that dev process. Homos had to whale Hugo.

My only team so far is Yuzuha/Miyabi/Soukaku, how long will it take to get 2/3 teams for endgame content? I think I'm probably going to have to save for several patches before I can roll for anything again

>>536000149
>>535970735
Yeah this. I think its really cool, sounds really fun

>>535993764
Cute?
Sexy...

>>535998836
this is a loli gacha, go away

>>536000395
Lighter also wasnt put into a beta and subsequently removed

>>536000407
Not the anon.
Might pull this guy

>>535996020
Why do these look worse than the azur lane girls? It's the same studio right?

>>535999507
>blind
>sniper

>>535999302
Shitdols aren't there as well, pedo, 3 A rank team incoming!

>>536000585
But I'm pretty sure I didn't log in Blue Archive?

>>536000810
We're /bag/ adjacent

>>535999507
Gun means you stand in back and give support to the actual fighters with honorable manly melee weapons, yeah.

>>535999613
Longinus is S11 retard-kun
btw Nostradamus is Nicole

>>536000610
Wormano was removed as A rank ad returned as A rank, flopter was A rank and then returned as S rank, your point?

>>536000407
This sounds like they've found a way to make him synergize with Yuzu and Alice, so I'm very happy about this. I can't wait.

>>536000810
>BA
>loli gacha

>>536001121
Alice won't synergise with a fire onfield dps

>Tranjan in the thread
>Horsetranny stops shitposting and goes to safe-baiting posts
Kek

>>535999463
No. The one from spookshack. I can never be bothered to remember his name

>>536001132
if White men are outspending SEAnigs on blue archive and converting it into an attractive adult game too, that would be absolute kino

>>536001892
>white men
>spending on pedo archive

>>536001648
Might not be optimal, but it'll be fun playing with the entire team eventually.

When will Evelyn get replaced as the best fire DPS, I'm tired of playing her

>>536001778
NOBODY cares about your relationship

>>536001982
When they give proper on field fire anomaly or fire rupture unit

How would you fix attackers?

>>536002258
Future villain

Seed loves anal

>>536002421
retard

>>536002394
microbikinis and high heels

>>536002394
Higher potential damage but uptime issues.
Would also help defenders, since they could fill the spot of support by allowing them to attack more.

Now we see the local schizo trying to bait a superior schizo (BA scatfag) into the thread, nigga can't even afford shit lmeow.

>>536001648
I imagine the team would be very easy to quick swap. Alice charges Manato and her own enchanced basic at the same time then while shes using her enchanced basic Manato can unload his whole kit

>>536002506
Definitely. Look at her flashing her plappable butt. You just know she craves anal.

>>536002521
Schizo

>>535999125
Bro your Fufu

>>536002394
There is nothing wrong with attackers

>>536002749
I hate how everyone focuses solely on her feet when she's got it all: pits, legs, and ass

banging . . . BOOS!

>>536002260
Wouldnt that be instantly broken considering the current supports already available? Especially rupture

>>536003123
Go back

>>536002876
What about her?

Huh

Wasn’t there an option to pause and resume weekly Lost Void progress?

>>536003107
u back? my nigger

Who should I use for ether 15 lost void if I suck and my shifu has shit stats?

>>536003139
Yeah but that's the point since you were asking for a fire DPS that could replace Eve.

>>536003094
Her breasts are kind of nice too, just the right size

Seed should have a 4th menu animation

>>535981668 (OP)
rich, blonde hebes...

Bunny cunny!

Finna pull for Seed coz I need an Electric Attacker. To hell with Orphie, I don't that clumsy uwu cunt, I have M3 Evelyn.

>>536003446
Just get the ultimate buffs

>>536003816
your sanby bwo?

>>536003816
Your Harumasa bwo?

>>536003816
Your Sanby???

>>536003816
Orphie was never meant to be a replacement for Eve lmao

>>536003816
You don’t have to come up with excuses, just admit that you’re rolling because of her soft delicate feet.

*checks watch*
Oh look at the time. It's time for Seed to keep winning.

>>536004839
She's going to flop. Most controversial unit.

>>536004062
>>536004262
didn't get her

>>536004227
trash

>>536004319
don't care, still not pulling :^)

>>536004770
you got me

>>535988601
DOGSHIT

>>536004839
i'd wash her feet like jesus

>Captain Magus, I'm trying to sneak around, but I'm dummy thicc and the clap of my asscheeks keep alerting the guard
Story of how Seed got the scooter btw

>>536005167
>reddit humor

>>536002394
Make more to their gameplay other than minmaxing CR/CD and spamming the highest damage skills in stun window

SS rank agent when?
is there a chance devs buff old useless agents?
fairy lore when? shes totally forgotten

>>536005395
Never.
Yes.
Eventually. Blame TV mode haters.

>>536005395
>SS rank agent when?
After the 7th void hunter
>is there a chance devs buff old useless agents?
LOL
>fairy lore when? shes totally forgotten
Never ever and it's a good thing, fairy was a mistake

i rolled for miyabi then uninstalled once i got her
im looking to get back into the game, how much did i miss

>>536005701
Nothing you'll care about.

>>536006029
Would Gao

>>536006035
ZAMN

do you have any of these in your life, anon

>>536005701
shifu is good and her outfit is good
yuzuha is good and her swimsuit is decent

that's about it, rest are slop

>>536005701
Bro missed the anniversary. Just leave again you're bricked

>>535996372
>even better for her than Miyabi's ball is for Miyabi
this sounds like absolute nonsense horseshit

>>536006321
No, I'm rather asocial.

>>536006534
my face belongs there

>wormanofags still think their worm will synergize with yuzuha and alice
Lmao.

If he has any synergy with alice and yuzuha they would have released him with them you fucking retards

>>536006642
Why are they in the same faction if they don't synergize?

>>536006534
That is where boner is made.

Kek

>>536006810
Ask Mockingbird

wormano will be phys defender bis support buffs phys anomaly buildup by 10000% when with same faction

>>536006864
kino

>they should have shat out a third unfinished character
browns and thinking, zero compatibility

>>536006810
>harumasa working with yanagi, miyabi and soukaku
>lighter working with caesar and burnice
>hugo and vivian
>seth with zhu and qingyi
?

>>536007149
Is Piper SoC's only on field DPS? That's just sad lmao

>>535995668
fastest clear/nuke so far if you have yuzuha and vivian because you could use vivian 5 stacks right away with double assault from alice m0

>>536006642
>pagpag still seething hours later
zero life lil boy

>>536006534
Boring

>>536007149
Harumasa works with Yanagi technically
Crit Burnice/Lighter or a proper fire dps with Lighter and Burnice for more dps and triggering inferno metal may work

>>536007149
Lighter can work with Burnice, Harumasa can work with Yanagi but that would suck. Seth does work with those two but he's one of the worst A ranks so he's a dead weight anywhere he goes.

For me it's THE PROPHET OF STORMS

>>536007487
I mean, of course, you're gay.

>>536007302
When Papichulo comes out he'll be a Phys Rupture, believe

>>536007998
For me it's the Polar Bear that sometimes appear on the TV

>>536007149
>lighter working with caesar and burnice
He works with Burnice though?
https://youtu.be/O7eKDSpyAnc?si=sSc1HIphGRkf1fGY

>>536007581
>>536007736
Lighter can work with Burnice but it doesn't mean they have synergy. Lighter wants burst damage and Burnice is an off-field DoT.

>>536008030
none of his factionmates will be bis for him then..

>>536008026
>NOOOO YOU HAVE TO LIKE MY SAFE HORNY SLOP

>>536006971
No he's fire rupture with 10 ultimates. The story will be
>Komano is hanging out at the temple all the time
>Let's see what's going on there

>>536008116
>shiyu

>>536008454
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PH_9Us2zWsA

straight White male: I'm fine with Komano Manato, he's my friend. and he gave me an easy way to meet my girlfriend Yuzuha and my other girlfriend Alice.
pedotranny: REEEEEEE I HATE HIM, HE'S GOING TO STEAL THE S RANK SLOTS FROM MY BELOVED ANGELS!!!

hmm.

>>536003094
it's what the devs focus on

>>536003094
I'm a gigafootfag but I definitely appreciate that they hit the perfect balance of titty and ass, not so big and not so small that it's distracting from the main course while still being worthwhile on their own.

>>536008843
>32k

>>536008247
horsey... pedophilia will be reviled in all cultures and time periods. forever. all your buzzwords are sufficient to single you out since your brain will always be diseased and unfixable. forever.

>>536008216
Crit Burnice is a fully functional but entirely pointless build

>>536008925
you have AIDS

>>536008710
Yummy

>>536009274
you have an arrest warrant

mibibi keeps winning!

>>536009191
You get less with your beloved eveslop brown

Thinking about his trust events.

>>536009274
You lost

>>536009408
I COME ALIVE

>>536009408
March getting btfo'd by a silly mortician

>good 3 stat disc with shit like double crit and pen
>lvl it up
>4th is always DEF or HP and it always goes +3 into it
There's no way this shit isn't rigged, every fucking time this shit happens.

She looks like her type is guys who post on 4chan about gacha games

>>536009485
I hope he gives us a nice lecture about why global workers' revolution is not only necessary and morally right, but inevitable~

>>536009408
>Furina
>Hutao

It's crazy Genshit characters can still maintain their popularity while ZZZ keeps flopping

>>536009408
are there non-Hoyo gacha characters on the list?

>>536009692
i wish

>>536009678
There's only one character in the game who looks like that.

>>536009678
Evelyn is the most beautiful character so far.

>>536009793
yes, the idol going against furin

>>536009603
>HRTslop getting dabbed on in multiple categories
uhh wtf i thought HRT was le good, le popular and le best gacha ever, just look at the magical numbers freshly pulled out of the ass?

AAAAAIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEE CONTENT DOKOOOOOOO????????????????????????????????????

>>536009408
>Firefly vs whoever that is
>almost 140k votes total
>firefly wins with a difference ~60 votes
Damn

>>536009846
Yeah, and it's (You)r waifu
>>536009861
For me Nicole held strong until Evelyn showed up

>>536009884
that's a gacha character, not a person?

What if there was a glitch and the MC for your profile swapped? Would you still play?

>>536009460
>eveslop
We're just saying random shit today I see. What does "eveslop" even mean lmao.

>>536009793
Are you fucking blind? How do you even function in life

>>536009408
Elysia...losted...

>>536008216
It's surprisingly good. I guess if you slap enough steroids at anything it's strong.

>>536010118
A dogshit Astra accessory devs can't stop shilling for or finally replace with something worth pulling

>>536010009
>whoever that is

>>536010167
That's what happens when you get stuck in a niche ass game. I don't get why they'll throw Raiden everywhere but don't do shit with her.

>>536010078
I mean, yeah? You can still swap who's running around so it'll only really effect story scenes. Why would I trash my entire account for something that small?

https://x.com/TheParacite/status/1958011892284420191?t=yksFb41ynSS2Uy0b4wS1nQ&s=19
Cute comic (Wise Alice Yuzuha)

>>536009603
Hu Tao is more popular than every ZZZ toon combined.

>>536010252
the Evelyn+Seed+VIVIAN team is kino though

>>536010078
Yeah, but I would have to add a male character into every squad to prevent female overrepresentation from making the atmosphere shit.

>>536010051
that's Tian Xiwei she's a popular actress on china with multiple tv roles per year

>>536010304
Oh, she's Nicole's mother

>>536010304
>slop, slop and slop
So?
>>536010380
>triple DOGSHIT team
truly the kino of all time

>>536010304
kebin's wife

>>536010252
... Wouldn't that be Astraslop at best? Or Fireslop? Eveslop makes no sense at all from what you just said.

>>536010374
>wise
so incelfantasy

>>536010252
Evelyn is shitloads cooler than Astra, though.

guess I'm just gonna do dead end butcher and skip the rest, fuck this

>>536010374
why are you posting a link instead of the images, are you retarded

>>536010594
Said absolutely no one ever

>>536010381
A redemption story for Mors would be nice, corrupted Lucius can be the boss fight of the story.

>>536010304
Dawei better watch out if he tries to pull the Flamechaser shit in ZZZ too

>>536010658
They clearly need the engagement

>>536010621
Your Shifu?

>>536010051
>>536009793
im retarded, no, there's no gacha character other than hoyo on the competition

>>536010147
it's just a screenshot, I was just thinking the list might be longer
>>536010385
thanks bwo

la ratta

>>536010594
Evelyn's entire personality revolves around Astra

>>536010720
Bait used to be believable

>>536010621
Typhon is the biggest jobber in deadass

>>536010732
Nobody wants the gay retard wolf

>>536010252
Astra is the most replaceable teammate in Evelyn team. Sure there is no replacement right now.

>>536010938
My Saar....

>>536010986
Astra is good in half the teams in the game, her shitty accessory only hogs meta units and plays like dogshit

>>536010621
>Miasma Priest
OOH, YOU WANNA STARS??!? DIDN'T PULL YI XUAN!?!? TOO BAD, GWAILO!!

>>536010304
How long until they find the excuse needed to add her in ZZZ?

Bunny wife!
Happy life!

how many mags would Zhu empty on these disgusting furniggers before offering the chance to surrender

>>536011346
Does she have a cute penis?

>>536011337
Anon, she's one of the OG void hunters and I wouldn't be surprised if Nicole is related to her

remember when waterkuma's designs had sovl?

>>536011521
I'm going to lick the cow

>>536011414
ZY knows better than waste precious ammunition with thiggers

>>536011447
>cute
Nah, she's got a huge hog.

>>536011521
For me, it's Pela.

Which harumasa has better stats for a grace and rina team? I want to 3 star typhon.

>>536011970
TRVTH NUKE, Pagger from PH btfo

>>536010951
I want him.

>>536012025
>grace
>rina
Bro, you will get zero performance points vs typhon

Yuzuha dresses too well for a poor person

Is this game sloppy?

>>536012646
Yes, go away.

>>536012646
Every character in this game is slop

>>536010304
>only resemblance is hair color
I knew HI3troons were delusional but this is just pathetic.
Nicole and Yanagi are also HI3 expies I guess.

>>536011414
>complains about furfags
>plays the most furfag coded hoyo game
Im laughing at you

>>536011414
>FREEZE! You're surrounded!
>proceeds to unload 18 rounds of Ether cancer rounds on the criminal

I hate it, therefore it's slop

>>536012646
It’s the worst performing Nu-Hoyo game for a reason

>>536012812
Is this your first hoyogame? They LOVE reusing characters

They should bring Hoolay to ZZZ.

>>535981668 (OP)
Accept my friend request

>>536013274
and the first thing he should do is knot Nicole

>>536013382
No.

>>536013406
Nice boob physics

Cuddles with Rina or cuddles with Yanagi? You can only choose one.

>>536012630
Absolutely nowhere in the game is said that Yuzuha's family is poor. The only poorfags are Hares

>>536013517
/zzz/ is usually 1 post per 10 minutes when schizos aren't here. I thought honeymoon fags finally fucked off but I guess I have to wait another year.

>>536013726
Rina <3

>>536013726
Nagi <3

>>536013726
Rina would probably be focused on pleasing you, Nagi would probably just fall asleep

>>536004897
You retards were all hating on Yixuan and she is second most pulled unit

>>536013726
wtf, it's not really a choice then is it?

>>536013726
nagi while miyabi watches

>>536012630
>Yuzuha
>poor
Her parents own and run a successful business. She's clearly middle class at least.

>>536013830
Polls on weekends say otherwise. There is usually about 15-20 people here. Raids are easy to spot since the jeets always talk about EoS and spam sales charts while samefagging with broken english.

What kind of support will Zhao be?

>>536013775
Cute girlfriends.

>>536014284
A soft and cuddly one

>>536013961
Imagine taking anyone says here seriously. Same place that shat on Miyabi btw

>>536014340
This bitch needs to be gang raped

>>536014356
Straight and proxysexual btw

>>536014284
Zhao will be a Rupture Support to support her Yunkui Summit teammates. Ye Shiyuen will be Physical Rupture and Ye Shinguang will be Fire Rupture.

Seed is a cutie
And holy fuck, 2 weeks left
The stream better be good

>>536014845
>stream better be good
It won't

>>536014625
Nope

>>536014845
how many times do you need to be humiliated to give up hope and lower your expectation

We all will be rolling for Orphie.

>>536015067
For once, I can agree

>>536015067
Truth Nuke!!!

>>536015067
>starts crying mid battle while magus fires off a laser

Nah, that’s clearly designed for incels and manlets

>>536015067
>we

>>536015252
She's just plugging her ears. But nice bait

>>536015067
I will not, shill.

Uh oh, they're resorting to AI generated posts now >>536015252
lmao

>>536015252
Incel game

>>536015252
>starts crying
Where? She just covers her ears since this shit is probably loud. In fact her turning away from the laser is a sane course of action, it doesn't look safe at all

Manlets are so sensitive

I'm gonna SEEEEEEDDDDDDD

>>536014994
Yes

>>536015252
Kek, no wonder everyone joined in stomping this retard's neck.

>>536014356
>Cute girlfriends.
>>536014994
>Nope
this Yuritroon is still here lmao

>>536015898
Stalker

hagslop ruined this game

>>536015727
No

Pedoslop ruined this game

Hello is this the yuri game

>make fun of him one time
>here comes the flood of twitter and reddit screenshots
lol this guy’s probably gonna kill himself some day over this game

hebeslop ruined this game

>>536010621
Skill issue

>>536016063
After the massive spikes downward from both Qingyi and Ju Fufu, they might even adjust their plans to make all kids A ranks. Kind of like they did for Pan Yinhu following Flopter and Hugo

>>536016003
>No
>>536015978
>hagslop ruined this game
>>536016063
>Pedoslop ruined this game
>>536016183
>Hello is this the yuri game
>>536016208
>>make fun of him one time
>>here comes the flood of twitter and reddit screenshots
>lol this guy’s probably gonna kill himself some day over this game
made for WiseCHADcock

>>536016183
You're in the right place

>>536016183
There's something for everyone, but mostly yuri, yes

>wisewimp meltdown
KWAB

>>536016360
KEK This always makes me laugh

c and c

>>536016360
>immediate meltdown
Hahahaahha

>>536016183
obviously

yuzuha wise is still more popular than yuzu alice btw

>>536015898
The moment the TRUTH NUKE hit the lesbian (male) community.

>>536015067
I might. She has really fun animations. It's too bad she's kind of a shitty onfield attacker though because I don't have Sanby so don't know what sort of team I'd even use her in.

One of the funniest things about Horsetroon is that he's basically a clone of someone from a different gacha general who was also born with a brain disability causing an inexplicable tardrage whenever the Main Lead is onscreen. So I already know the torture methods for him.

>>536016360
all you think about is cock

>>536016452
It’s just so fucking easy

>>536016651
Proof?

>>536016779
>guys glupshitto is here

>>535987401
Yuriniggers lost and moved back to here and HSR

Alice T0 confirmed, roll before it's too late

>>536017086
kys homo

>>536016651
>[canon] is more popular than [fanfiction]
Yes

>>536017219
>[headcanon] is more popular than [headcanon]
you're both retarded

>>536017086
>Shifu same tier as Evelyn
Skill issue

>>536013205
Most wisewimps are new to Hoyo

>>536017086
Jstern is stupid

>>536017345
>Most wisewimps are new to Hoyo

>>536017086
>T4 even after the buffs
OHNONONONO SHARKBROS?!

>>536016779
TRUTH NUKE

Everyone loves Yuzuha x Alice

>>536017086
>Trigger
>not S1
>retards still refuse to put grace into her own separate bottom cuck tier (yes she is THAT bad)
dogshit list

Nekomata S6
SNEED is gonna carry her to 65k points.

Straight girls

So will they make the idols for (You) or not?

cunny game
furfag game
homo game

>>536017786
Does it matter? It’s still gonna sell worse than than Genshin and HSR

>>536017758
Nekomata redemption arc

>>536017921
OMG NOOOO MY CHINESE COMMIE STONKSSSS

>>536017921
And? Literally why would I care?

>>536017786
Have any loli been made for (You) as obviously as Astra, Vivian, and Alice?

it's so brown in here man

>>536018132
Belles Bells

>>536017086
>Hugo and Shifu that low
>Evelyn that low
>Rat that low after buffs
lmao, you can tell who doesn't play the game when they make a list like this.

Lesbians.

>>536018162
Lucy's dad is trying to get her to marry (You) and it's clear she's pretty interested.

>>536017593
Well yes, trigger needs her ball to be good and qingyi ball to be at least effective for rupture

>>536015252
Bro... she literally has a living weapon on her ass that shoots fire like a laser beam. You do realize she has to be in that position because of the recoil?

>>536018497
Interesting. So a 1/8 chance any of the idols will pander to (You). Knowing hoyo, it will be the one that is a machine.

>>536018187
place is full of lesbians (male)

This game needs more yuri

Wimp

Should I still get Alice even if her shill boss is going away tomorrow? I'm skipping 2.2 regardless

>>536019426
yes

>>536019426
no

>>536019426
maybe

I want to have sex with Koleda.

>>536019321
More?

>>536019763
Patrician's taste

>>536019763
she will need a heir

>>536019426
> Do you like her gameplay?
> Do you need a phys anomaly unit?
> Can you make a good team for her?
> Are you hurting for a powerful team on your account?
If the answer to any of those is no, then no. Don't just piss away pulls because you're bored

>>536020160
No
No
Somewhat (no Vivian)
The only reason I'm considering her is because the other upcoming banners are even less useful for me, I can't build a team around attackers and I don't have Yixuan so rupture support is useless to me too

I want to make love to Yanagi and start a happy family.

I'm stupid and fed my weeping gemini when I had started the game. Any alternative for yanagi

I want to rape correct Yuzuha

>>536020409
Just go buy it at the store?
Or use Lips, Fusion Compiler, Rainforest, whichever you have

>>536020409
Dick sucking lips ball

>>536020382
This but Soukaku

>>536020374
Your Mibibi bro?

Nicole's Black Hole

>>536020374
why didnt you roll yuzuha.....?

>>536020731
Why would I waste Alice on Miyabi, she's already plenty strong on her own, in fact the other reason I'm considering her is because I have nobody else to use Yuzuha with

>>536020873
You wouldn't. If you have Mibibi you won't need Alice is what I'm saying.

Not rolling Alice is a bricked account, she won

>>536020409
bruh u can make those at galaxy box

How do we cope?

>>536021072
I need more teams and the next character I could realistically use is probably 6+ months away

>>536010375
How did she get so popular. She wasn't even in the main story when she was released and everyone fell over themselves trying to shill for her. Was it just the Megumin seiyuu?

>>536021072
>If you have Mibibi you won't need Alice
what fucktarded logic is that

>>536021185
Wtf is this language

Unpopular opinion:

I want to gang rape pre-censorship Grace with a group of hollow raider thugs

>>536020612
>>536021085
had no idea this existed

>>536021439
>Unpopular
Get in line normalfag

Pags lost

kill yourselves

>>536021185
Shouldn't you be getting drafted soon? why do you care so much.

>>536021370
perkele ebin

Are Seed and Orphie safe skips?

>>536021627
I want Hoyoshit to be good

>>536020374
Seed's gimmick is that she is basically a team right out if the box.

>>536021504
fucking retard

>>536021713
Yes but I'm very tempted to roll Trigger

Unless they unveil (they wont) a surprise at the stream

why do bangboos need to ask for directions? aren't they like sentient pathfinding robots for hollows? do they just not work normally outside of hollows?

>>536021785
You won't be able to play zzz on the frontline, just shart rail, and thats if the jamming is not actively fucking with the signal

>>536021713
The only debatable one is Seed since it sounds like this is Hoyo's attempt to pry Astra off of every single attack team just like Yuzuha was made to pry Astra from Anomaly teams

Even more unpopular opinion: Nicole should've had an intimate sex scene with Anby after the whole twiggy story to affirm their bond

>>536021713
Sure, if you want to brick yourself

>>536021950
They can only pathfind when loaded with map data
Why they can't load the map app and find the way themselves nobody knows it's a fucking videogame

>>536022068
Counter point: literally nobody cares about Nicole

>>536022090
FUCK SHES SO HOT

>>536021950
Bangboos need Carrots. Don't ask Joyous for SHIT.

>>536022090
This is probably the third biggest incel bait in Hoyo history and it’s still going to flop

>>536021713
I know it's kind of a meme but I would only go for them if you have Trigger already or have enough saved up to get all three. Just doesn't seem like the cope options are very good, I mean fucking Nekomata's name is being thrown around, nobody wants that.
If you do want all three it's probably going to be a great team.

>>536021713
going to be one of the worst female banners for sure

>>536021794
>Seed's gimmick is that she is basically a team right out if the box.
How? Doesn't she specifically need Trigger + an attacker that spams a lot of EX skills?

>>536022598
Just any agent that spams EX so you could probably run pulchra and somebody who enables both and she's G2G

>>536022516
Vivian won

>>536021713
SEED is a universal attacker subdps, Orphie is an Aftershock bot. If you don't care about either of those archetypes then feel free to skip.

>>535996020
not a single good or appealing or noteworthy character design in that entire list
literally the reason I didn't touch chinese gacha the entire time
every single one is boring and soulless, the most generic "this is an anime character!" slop

>>536022747
My attackers are the weakest part of my account but I'm not sure if that means I should get more support for them or just abandon them

>>536022230
There it is, the most unpopular opinion