Thread 536002415

New Release Edition
Previous Incident: >>534581512

>Upcoming and recent releases
>Touhou 20
https://store.steampowered.com/app/3671710/
>Touhou 19 Unfinished Dream of All Living Ghosts
https://store.steampowered.com/app/2400340/
>TH18.5 100th Black Market
https://store.steampowered.com/app/2097720/
>TH17.5 Gouyoku Ibun + gote update
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1440500/
>Fangames
Dream Logical World https://store.steampowered.com/app/1664410/
Wonderful Waking World https://store.steampowered.com/app/1901490/
Hero of Ice Fairy https://store.steampowered.com/app/1955830/

>Recent official manga
Lotus Eaters
https://dynasty-scans.com/series/touhou_drunken_butterfly_flower_lotus_eaters_sobering
Cheating Detective Satori
https://dynasty-scans.com/series/touhou_chireikiden_cheating_detective_satori

>What are these games?
Touhou Project is a series of danmaku action games made by Team Shanghai Alice where cute girls beat up other cute girls

>Overview (NEW PEOPLE READ THIS)
https://pastebin.com/Vu7p9R0z (embed) (includes FAQ, netplay guide, training tools and more)

>Where can I get these games?
https://nyaa.si/view/1743411 (all in one pack)
https://pastebin.com/hPmDczz6 (separate downloads)

>Support the official releases!
https://store.steampowered.com/search/?developer=上海アリス幻樂団
https://store.steampowered.com/search/?developer=黄昏フロンティア
https://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Purchasing_Guide

>What other official Touhou media is there?
https://pastebin.com/JDuiQ3NE
>Semi-official web magazine
https://touhougarakuta.com

>Touhou media hoarding guide (fan art, doujin music, etc.)
https://files.catbox.moe/i2zivx.txt

>Fangames
https://pastebin.com/Jc2e0wLm
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1fM-goZFQCg3cZyCbHMipD7xWgHme2tOQCENflIoe6YI
http://www.bulletforge.org

>/2hug/ high score spreadsheet (feel free to edit)
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1Bl1ZiZUqNdbP2OK_W7q6xG6A6FIG78LPfJQrouu6ol4

>>536002415 (OP)
what do all the bullets in that pattern even do
i know the pyramid ones bounce and the knifes home in on you i think? or do the arrows do that?

>playing through the pc98 games for the first time while waiting for english fossil patch
>clear th02 on easy
>skills ranked as "sub-human"
bit rude but okay zun...

my favorite character...!
big triangle guy...!

>>536006380
>plays on easy
>complains about being called sub-human
pick one

>>536006676
>literally impossible to no bomb
what the FUCK

>>536007372
I think I had a stroke of good luck with a hyper once against it but yeah I always need to bomb it

>>536006676
>>536007372
Which ones harder?

>>536007372
you're like a little baby to him.

>>536009015
>encounter pyramid man
>press x and give up the moral victory
>encounter seamless ceiling
>cant press x and have to die horribly thousands of times
I think I'll take the triangle.

I want a youkai gf. I need to find a youkai that would want me

>watching japanese guy stream
>dodges the death pyramid first try
Huh??
It was only on normal but still

really not quite fond of these fellows

>>536030980
how doe you 2hu the lenin if you out hu the inen tou the out hoe ?

>>536037230
i didnt mean to rwply srry

>>536007372
What you can do with a high success rate is mash escape so you can freeze-frame into the right position after each micro pause

Thursday

>>536061429
has anyone ever actually done this?

>>536064834
Jaimers

>>536064834
Worked against PDH when I was stuck on LoLK Lunatic PD

total 2hu sex

>>536075172
I love my harem

>>536090372
She could be smaller

>>536090372
Why is she accepting moon refugees?

>>536092259
It'd be funny to invade the moon with their own soldiers. It would be the biggest prank.

>>536092259
Isn't she a moonie herself?

no

yes

maybe

I don't know

>>536093570
No

>>536093570
Yes

>>536097881
Need Momiji

we should have gotten to beat up ch*ng'e in the extra stage

every game should have lunarians come in and remind everyone that theyre the strongest

your wives

>>536110150
i'll pass i dont like poor people

>>536113997
I like that nue-chan doujin where she gets raped to death by aliens

>>536101959
sharp fangs for nomming on your neck with

I went to /jp/ and saw "2hu" and pronounced it as "zoo-who". It took me a second to realize it was Touhou. Pretty crazy I went from a hardcore Touhou fan from 2006-2012 on /a/ and /jp/ to this.....

>>536118661
What the fuck is 'Touhou'?

>>536119178
A series of danmaku action games made by Team Shanghai Alice where cute girls beat up other cute girls if you believe the OP

>>536119178
Don't listen to this guy >>536119952
Touhou is the company that made the Godzilla movies

>>536122347
omg i love gojira

Which way white man?

>>536142962
Sex with Miko

>>536142962
I choose Byakuren

>>536142962
Taoism #1

which 2hu has the smelliest socks?

>>536142962
UFO is objectively superior

>>536151025
You're objectively wrong

>>536151019
Yuuka.

>>536093570
Anon, read at least the fucking wiki.

>>536142962
Miko bros not like this...

kasen

Buddhist propaganda

>>536165770
is breedable

>>536142962
Buddhists got my boy Wuxin, and Taos always job in wuxia after being hyped up for half the series.

>>536142962
I'm black

Post a Tenshi

>>536175512
Trade me one Iku

Anal 2hus

When was the last time Marisa was the better shot type? I'm definitely leaning more Reimu for FW so far.

>>536193949
She's not completely worthless in WBaWC
Otherwise it might be PoFV or LLS lol

>>536193949
I honestly had an easier time LNBing using her in LoLK than I did with Reimu.

she's about to do a prank

>>536197413
Yeah she's gonna call the cops on you perve

>>536197490
worth

>>536205145
open hole paizuri

>>536209751
built for naizuri and pussyjobs

>>536212216
based based based

These Touhou doujins ended up in my lbirary from a history of various sales. I don't play Touhou at all, but which one should I grind for a 1CC first? I've heard good things about Abyss Soul Lotus, so I may go with that one first.

>>536228402
6,7,8 are among the easiest imo

>>536193949
I feel like Reimu is supposed to be the easy character while Marisa is supposed to be the fun character once you git gud, generally and relatively speaking.

>>536228402
In terms of difficulty EIoS >>> FDF1 > FDF2, dunno about the rest.

>>536197490
>>536199659
who is this cutie?

>>536228402
Keep in mind that almost all touhou games are doujins (ie self-published), even the official danmaku games. These are touhou fan-games, in particular.
That said, among those I've only played makuka sai (FDF2) and would say it's alright for starting out, it's fairly easy, but I'd recommend starting out with the official games (you can get them from the OP) because they offer a better experience overall.
The music in fangames is rarely as good as in the original games, and music is a fundamental element.

>>536236913
[Redacted]

I love my wives

>>536256586
why would someone like remilia if she just dies in the sun?

>>536262671
Maybe her fans don't like going into the sun either

>>536262671
The sun makes her weaker but it's not lethal.

All pregnant by me

All 1cc'd by me

Sex with Tewi

>>536276210
I made this post.

>>536236913
Kotoh-ACK *arrested by the non-canon police*

>>536299247
dork

>>536299247
I give her 5 minutes.

LIVE

loving suwako

I don't know if it's just me but it feels like the russki 2hu fanbase is way more rabid than the english one. I checked how far along their translation of th20 is and they're practically done already, way ahead of what the wiki is showing for the English one.

>>536311676
Russia is basically an asian country

>>536271705
Would you help Kanako go to war with the lunarians for this?

>>536311676
Given how fast TL autists can actually work, the only reason something as long standing as 2hu wouldn't be translated in its full within a day is if you have translators bickering and fighting over whose TL is the best or only acceptable one. Which is common with the wiki management types.

How come the pastebins haven't been updated in forever and the all-in-one pack torrent hasn't been updated to include Fossilized Wonders?

>>536332206
Whomever updates them didn't update them

>>536332737
How am I supposed to get Fossilized Wonders then, not through Steam?

>>536332761
https://mega.nz/file/5VoUCK5D#L2Cjoqufp3OHRbLWWc4cdFf9nxHIpNVms8GftR3nrKY
someone dropped this link last thread, download it at your own risk

>>536332761
There was a link to the doujinstyle copy in the last thread. I've since read that it has tripped some people's antiviruses. Never happened to me thankfully but do be aware. Same issue for the moriyashrine download too apparently but I never tried that one.

>>536333557
moriyashrine one actually has malware embedded

Have you guys considered buying it?

>>536333945
I've thought about it. I'd only buy a physical copy. I will NEVER use or buy anything on Steam, especially not after recent events

>>536334195
How about DLsite?! It's even cheaper there!

>>536334372
they only accept JCB which my country doesn't have. I've heard claims that Discover cards can work because they have compatibility with JCB for some reason but I don't know if that's true. I'm not getting a Discover card just to try something that might not even work

>>536334709
Well, thats a pity

>>536311676
>I don't know if it's just me but it feels like the russki 2hu fanbase is way more rabid than the english one.
Da.

>>536333597
fucking moriya

I like PC98.

>>536337383
You could be playing fossilized wonders but instead you choose to play fossilized blunders

>>536333945
I did, tipping ZUN can be good

>>536333945
Sorry, spent too much on the sale. 20 will need to come later.

>>536340980
I love my wife

>>536340224
>>536340980
Tiny head syndrome strikes again.

>>536344191
Maybe the artist just like the "hold the fuck up" meme

>ariya stopped time itself on the off chance it would save her friend
cute

>>536333945
Already did.

>>536347207
geez you're ballsy

>>536348323
i'm grazing

>>536349614
I wasn't ready for that.

>>536349614
It's a woman.

>>536349614
where penis

>>536349614
The Yukari cosplayer should've been fatter

Tenshi?

>>536311676
>>536337046
>it's true
kek I don't know why i find this funny. based slavbros.

i would kiss satori's third eye

>>536337383
I like Alice

Genso Cup 2 is starting right now!
https://cytube.implyingrigged.info/channel/CoLA

>2hu 1 and 2 were released on the exact same day
>was released the same year only four months later
>there is also only four months between the release of 4 and 5 both released in the same year
damn niggy thats crazy. did not know that.

>>536386956
the power of the doujin spirit and cheap alcohol

>>536372662
more

>>536399163
hag

>>536377682
who doesnt?

>>536377682
Lolice?

>>536333557
doujinstyle copy also has a trojan contained, an actual one and not a spook.

>>536405510
Anon

>>536407141
>only reading this after going away from the computer
Shieeeet, maybe I'm compromised already. Don't suppose you know the details of how it was caught?

>>536419106
Did you already run it?

>>536419592
I did but only after some antivirus scans

>>536419685
lol good luck

Bros is the song at this timestamp a touhou song? It's amazing
https://youtu.be/OgY1_EWbESg?t=503
I know the video is kinda sloppa but that song is so good, what is it?

>>536421892
This nigga sounds autistic as fuck, never post this dogshit again

>>536421892
>timestamp
Video started at 0:00 for me

>>536423224
At 8:23
>>536422658
I know bwo but I just want the song

>>536421892
>>536424174
Hard to hear under the deafening autism but I dont think thats a 2hu song, melody doesnt ring any bells for me atleast

>>536421892
>>536424531
Actually part of it reminds me of The Gensokyo Gods Loved a little, so maybe its a heavily remixed version of that

Letty SEXO

OH NO NO NO LOOK AT THE BOTTOM OF HER LEGS

>>536002415 (OP)
MASTAA SPAAAAAAAAKU!!!

There must be a scientific explanation for why Yuuka is so attractive

>>536446619
Red eyes

https://litter.catbox.moe/r59l68lqa433lth5.mp4
Fuck Nina, pausescummed frequently but might've been overkill kek
Wasn't beating this shitheaed princess otherwise. If she's that hard, is her powerlevel stronger than Hecatia's and Toyohime's, at least during this incident?

>>536446619
Boobs.

>>536459554
beautiful

>>536378096
Day 2 is starting now!

>>536507852
Pure sex

why is there so much art of Parsee with huge breasts?

>>536560616
Mercy
She lives a hard enough life and doesn't need breast envy too

>>536575284
I don't get

>>536564007
She has flat envy now after hearing someone say
>I love your flat chest, when we hug I'm closer to your heart!

>>536338614
that's fine but how much of the money actually goes to ZUN depending on where it's bought from?

Thank you for being there 2hug. Nearly every other threads across this website I frequent is plagued by bots and raging subhumans who are only there to get angry and make other people mad. 2hug also had some rough times around the 300 thread era, but that was just some shitposters having a giggle. There is so much genuine vitriol nowadays, it's ridiculous.

>>536589893
The 4chan hack was the second happiest moment of the year for me so far. I don't hate this site, but I like alt chans better
>Nearly every other threads across this website I frequent is plagued
what topics?

>>536585612
Standard cut for steam is 30% of a sale until some thresholds are hit. Which I'm doubtful 2hu will ever hit. Since it's like 10 and 50 million in revenue breakpoints. I'm not sure how much DLsite takes, but google suggests maybe 20%(?) or similar values. The games are cheaper on DLsite though.
So realistically Zun probably sees 6-10 bucks from a sale depending on various factors.

>>536589893
This place is dogshit random image spam, get over yourself.

>>536590674
what about sites selling physical copies like Melonbooks and Akibahobby? does ZUN make money from those?

>>536589893
Between here and /jp/ it's been comfy since FW dropped.

ZUN should sell the soundtracks as DLC

>>536589893
I too am appreciative that 2hug has no weird schizo hellbent on making the general as unusable as can be. It may not be ideal but its better than the other general I used to use.

>>536579819
the only milk you should drink should come from Alice's tits, I guess

>>536603347
Damn, I guess I can't buy up Sakuya's milk

>>536590956
I'm not too familiar with physical JP buyfagging, but I'd imagine ZUN gets paid when they order stock to sell. Then it becomes a question of "did the product sell enough to warrant restocks.". I wonder what kind of production cycle the games even have. Who knows what the margins are in that case though.

>>536592129
If its cheap then yes, like nowhere near real cd prices.

>>536589893
im going to smooch you

>>536601486
Cute

Sex with Suika

>>536646789
i approve of this message

Guess the 2hu

>>536658740
Suwako?

>>536662171
Medicine?

>>536662171
Kinda looks like Hina.

Smoking is gross so it's fitting for Marisa.

>>536664548
I give up, is it Reisen?

Managed to get the 2nd place Mountain of Faith normal mode high score, overall and with Reimu-B.

Seems for this game's scoring system, that just catching the point and faith items as they fall on the lower half of the screen is a good strategy for safely building the faith meter to get that extra life from 150,000,000 points.

>>536665698
It's Pikachu.

is youkai milk better than human milk?

>>536669004
sex

>>536676256
birds are supposed to be smart

>>536006380
Based lol

th20 is fun but it throws way too much random bullshit at you
I don't even know what's happening 60% of the time

>>536193949
The bugged version of Marisa-B in Mountain of Faith is the most OP shot type in the series

>>536006380
Just old-school ZUN things. He was at his best when he didn't give a fuck about people's feelings.

>>536671039
The hat needs to be wider

perfect 2hu body

>>536671039
That's a nice Marisa.

>>536720135
Full size. No idea who's on the right.

>>536197413
noooooo don't make my penis disappear in your cunny!

>>536727926
I wonder what mindset do you have to be in to post something like this with no shame.

>>536729039
Where do you think you are?

>>536731807
Hey, mister...

>>536669004
OMG ELLEN HIIIII!!!

>>536729039
A happy mindset

>>536731807
I wish they were both grabbing onto the viewer's crotch

>>536731807
why are they wearing hats in bed?

>>536734654
never heard of a nightcap?

>>536734980
those aren't nightcaps
it's their regular hats

>>536735156
They're fulltime sleepyheads

>>536714971
>>536719324
this artist has been gravitating too much towards larger breasts recently

>>536736056
okay, homo

>>536736056
true, cute and small boobies are best

>>536744648
Reisen was cooler with finger guns instead of a megaphone

The lack of Raymoo posting is concerning.

Bigger

Reimoo's bouncy moo's..

I only like flathus

>no one actually posting reimu
Guess I'll start.

>>536759105
Who is this?

>>536759401
reimu but shes wearing red instead of her usual blue

>>536760874
Damn, that's quite the creative mix up. I like it.

just as rabbits pound mochi
so have i, pound tewi's mochi

Why is Tewi so erotic, bros? Why are lolihus so erotic bros?

tewi is a hag tho

naughty bunny needs punishment
https://files.catbox.moe/mfneki.png

>>536769352
>Link
GIWTWM

>>536769176
She is a loli baba

>>536771279
Don't expect too many anons to understand to pinnacle of creation that is the lolibaba.
The lolibaba is too powerful for them.

lolibabas are just hags that pretend to be young

suwako erotic lolibaba uoooooooh ToT

>>536773467
What about lolis who pretend to be old?

>>536776119
name one

is there a proper way to play koumakyou? as in, i'm playing in fullscreen on 1080p monitor and i believe the game is stretched, but when i play it in windowed mode, it's so small. but i also feel like windowed mode is a bit different, like the patterns are different or something. can't quite put my finger on it

>>536779406
Sakuya

>>536690083
click vpatch to change the windowed resolution to your liking manually

>>536781224
I might be stretching, but Sakuya always struck me as a tryhard, especially for someone as young as her

>>536781381
she's a hag tho

>>536779639
If you don't have black bars on the sides while in fullscreen mode, then it's indeed stretched and that's bad cause the patters will look elliptical and the horizontal speed of things moving along a diagonal will be higher than their vertical speed.
You should check if your GPU drivers have a "maintain aspect ratio" setting, even better if they've got an "integer scaling" setting, which will make the image a little smaller but sharp instead of blurry. Failing that, check your monitor's settings.

>>536781518
How about Akyu? Is the historian girl who keeps dying but keeps her memories?

>>536781646
but she doesn't pretend to be old
she is technically old

>>536781381
We don't truly know how old Sakuya really is. She uses time control to manipulate her aging speed.

>>536781625
many thanks anon, i changed the monitor settings to the "integer scaling" setting and now it's smaller, but still big enough to p[lay comfortably, and not stretched anymore
didn't know such a setting existed

>>536783851
You're welcome, enjoy.

>>536783851
>monitor settings
Was that on your monitor's on-screen menu? What model have you got?
I've never heard of integer scaling done by a monitor before, in theory it should have a better latency than scaling done by GPU.

>>536782147
sakuya will instantly age into dust once she turns off her powers

>>536779639
Try this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ar90lm4TAao
Haven't tested it myself tho, might be dolphin porn.

Why is Touhou 15 filled with "just dodge lmao" spellcards?!

>>536804627
The Stars and Stripes will continue until morale improves.

>>536804627
Because ZUN had just played "I wanna be the guy" and decided to make a game based on the same principle.

>>536804627
You will play pointdevice, you will get good, and you will like it.

>>536786173
>Lunarians instantly recognize her
>Lunarians are millions of years old

>>536805735
Why was ZUN playing a meme game from 2007 in 2015?

>>536841030
he's a meme loving fuck

>>536824565
You have no idea how much I need this.

what a good shrine maiden, helping out people with their boredom in public

>>536824565
That man looks like the flatwoods monster with how her boob is squishing against his head.

>>536862626
Why is this bunny so sexy?

>introduce misumaru as someone with a lot of knowledge that could be very important as the yin yang orb maker
>banish her to the pile of forgottenhus
balls

>>536845303
you want to be the personal dildo of an oni?

>>536865141
you don't?

>>536865446
not that anon, but i rather be a common villager

>>536866162
then it's back to the rice fields for you

>>536865446
I want to be the personal dildo of a tengu

>>536824565
Couldn't shake the feeling that something was missing.

I'm having sexual thoughts about Ran Yakumo again.

>>536879286
you know what to do

>>536881686
Anal in the ass

>>536885953
My dick is confused

>>536886326
Whenever you're confused, rush forward without second thought

>>536885953
The mikos have changed side

>>536871698
kek

>>536892618
Jesus I thought she was actually naked

>>536892789
gureizu

>>536899150
wife!

reimu cute

Trial version of 20 runs with no issues but the full game is giving me "This app can't run on your PC," it's the only game that's giving me this. I whitelisted it in Windows Defender too but still has the issue. Anything I'm doing wrong?

>>536909479
JP locale?

>>536909479
Sketchy DL? Locale? Windows deleting files given false positive history of steam versions?

>>536910687
I got it from MoriyaShrine, all theirs work up to 19 for me. Should I change the locale?

>>536911813
Well, according to >>536333597 the moriya one might be fucky, and apparently doujinstyle was tripping people up too, but I don't know if either have been swapped around or updated.

>>536910687
>steam
Not him but I tried both the gofile copy from /jp/ and the Doujinstyle copy and both got flagged. the Doujinstyle one as far as I can tell is a CD rip, the gofile one is a Steam rip
>>536913484
I'm not convinced it's MoriyaShrine's fault when the same issue happens regardless of where the game is downloaded from, but I never tried the Moriya version

You guys do know that cracked games, especially cracked steam copies are marked by antiviruses?

WOOHOOO I GOT MY NORMAL PCB 1CC TODAY
>ummm sweaty that's a clear for babies and shitters
I know but I am mentally a babby and a shitter so I'm feeling good! I almost didn't even bother trying today because of how tired I am, and then almost quit because I died on stage 2 like a retard. I like it less than most 2hus tbqh, but playing as Sakuya is great, and the stage + boss music in the last level is super kino.

>>536919791
Congrats anon, and carrying on runs that you hate and want to restart will help you with consistency and tilt prevention in the long run.

>you know what i want to do? i want to make a game about little doll-like girls in frilly dresses. it'll be a shmup tho.
Why did Zun do it?

>>536919791
>that's a clear for babies and shitters
No one with half a brain says that anon, no need to be so defensive. Congrats and enjoy the rest.

>>536901801
>>536917665
>>536917869
mating
press

>>536922902
It's a matter of "beauty".

>>536922902
He did make the first one an arkanoid clone if that makes you feel better

>>536905257
if you call reimu cute she will get angry
and an angry reimu is not cute

cozy..

>>536930206
uoh

>>536925027
Fuck it, calling Reimu cute so she gives me attention by being angry at me (I will continue to compliment her until she likes it)

I need all of Reimu's attention...

>>536928741
Being pinned under Murasa is a good way to die

Lick bunny butt

We need a 2hu fangame clone of TurretGirls now more than ever also what was the name of that EDF clone game ,again?

>>536925262
pov: your dumbass just fell into her trap

lol retard

>>536935673
context?

post cute images of your favorite 2hu :)

>>536953442
Looks like she's only wearing a bra under her kimono from the thumbnail, hot

>>536977624
such a cutie, love that artist
https://files.catbox.moe/h1uqpx.png

What's up with the googly eyes on the hat anyways?

>>536977624
>>536978738
canon momhu

>>536978932
ZUN thought it was cute, probably

What stones did you guys use for FW? I'm getting my ass beat here.

>>536986016
Green 1 Reimu is the easiest start granted you haven't unlocked stones to set as assist/focus/unfocused
Bomb the shit out of everything

>>536989317
How does Patchouli get any reading done when this monster is lurking the library.

>>536949279
>also what was the name of that EDF clone game ,again?
A quick google search gave me this
https://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/DynaMarisa_3D

>>536990568
Patchy isn't gay, seems like it

Hi, /2hug/.

>>536993684
riddle doko

Tengu thursday

>>537003868
I love my harem

>>536030980
My fucked up eyes can't see anything inside the brown line...